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plug.dj/tree-house ROBOT∞ 05/23/15 (Sat) 11:26:10 No.769 [Reply]

Come play some tunes and chat in our /r9k/ related plug.

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ROBOT∞ 05/20/15 (Wed) 12:07:25 No.766 [Reply]

>When /r9k/ gets taken over by /int/ again.

Fuck

ROBOT∞ 05/21/15 (Thu) 15:04:02 No.768

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>yfw Dingus is a massive whore he can't stand being hated for the shit he is.

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Cringiest thing you've done? ROBOT∞ 04/26/15 (Sun) 09:02:00 No.759 [Reply]

What's the cringiest thing you've done, /r8k/?

Back in HS I used to write fanfics about me and a girl I liked.

ROBOT∞ 05/20/15 (Wed) 11:00:03 No.765

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Get a life.

I have always done everything correctly to get friends and get liked. Never stepped on toes, never risked anything. And they forgot about me. I was never special.

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ROBOT∞ 04/23/15 (Thu) 06:58:17 No.755 [Reply]

Why do we feel?

ROBOT∞ 04/23/15 (Thu) 20:34:03 No.758

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

we just do

testing youtube vid embed

pls no bully

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ROBOT∞ 03/04/15 (Wed) 16:22:29 No.673 [Reply]

Does anyone want to create a suicide pact?

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ROBOT∞ 04/05/15 (Sun) 23:21:48 No.745

Try /suicide/.

ROBOT∞ 04/19/15 (Sun) 15:13:57 No.753

>>745

But it's a dead board.

ROBOT∞ 04/22/15 (Wed) 02:26:06 No.754

>>753

it's called "suicide"

Robot 06/11/15 (Thu) 22:25:12 No.802

>>753

And what is this?

Robot 06/11/15 (Thu) 22:30:21 No.803

I hope someone sees, at least on a future archive of this page, how hard I rekt that guy who's probably dead now.

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Car feel ROBOT∞ 03/06/15 (Fri) 19:52:28 No.688 [Reply]

My father forced me into driving stick shift today. Dear god, that was one of the most anxious times of my life.

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ROBOT∞ 04/01/15 (Wed) 06:21:24 No.738

Seriously, don't stress over it too much. it only takes a week or two to get used it it.

ROBOT∞ 04/04/15 (Sat) 15:47:52 No.743

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>4 years ago
>have my license but have never done freeway driving
>dad says he wants to take me out driving
>ends up directing me onto the freeway
>directs me across 4 or 5 different freeways for 6 hours without stopping
fucking normies

ROBOT∞ 04/15/15 (Wed) 18:18:19 No.750

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>>690

You are such a massive cunt it makes me want to smash my fucking laptop to bits just reading your post. For fuck sake, of all places, on the most obscure, autistic crevice of the Internet I still have colossal wankers like yourself saying this shit.

I can't even begin to explain how anxious just being on the road makes me. As a Britbong i can only look at the yanks in envy as automatic is standard.

I've just passed my CBT because lets face it, you need to be retarded to fail it. Guess what? I crashed my twist & go moped that I just bought FIRST ride out. Video related, i was even wearing a Go-Pro so you can laugh at my total fucking incompetence.

I just sit on that bike and sweat and panic door to door. I have this bike because i need to get to my job. Neither of which I asked for. This has ALL been forced on me by my parents. Now I am working to maintain a bike and leathers and petrol and having to deal with the commute for no reason other than it's what my parents think i should do. I didn't ask for any of this.

You know what the worse part about it is? I am a total fucking hazard on the road and my complete inability to control literally the easiest automobile going is either going to kill me or someone else.

You fucking normies could never, EVER understand the sheer terror I experience twice a day commuting to work. I fucking go to bed worrying about it.

The kicker is I can only ride the thing to work, because i've memorised the route and not how to actually drive. I am so fucked if there is any ever any diversions.
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ROBOT∞ 04/15/15 (Wed) 20:44:29 No.751

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I don't have a problem with driving stick, I actually like it. Never tried an ameriburger car, but I guess automatic gear would be a bit boring.
Now, if you want to complain about all the information we have to pay attention to while driving, then I get what you mean. Rules, signs, other drivers, crosswalks, cats, holes, rain, shit… unnerving as fuck

>>750
>driving in the left lane
there is your problem, you special snowflakes
>his feet the moment just before going off the road and crashing
kek
You should have brakes somewhere on that handlebar, you can use them to slow down and stop.
btw, nice sound track

ROBOT∞ 04/15/15 (Wed) 21:05:50 No.752

>Not riding a motorbike

Faggots.

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PLUG.DJ/ROBOTS ROBOT∞ 04/13/15 (Mon) 00:53:54 No.749 [Reply]

Come join our robot room for good times and good tunes!

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ROBOT∞ 02/23/15 (Mon) 04:26:07 No.466 [Reply]

>tfw no gf

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ROBOT∞ 03/30/15 (Mon) 15:36:36 No.734

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>she only sees you as a friend

ROBOT∞ 03/30/15 (Mon) 15:42:26 No.735

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>She begins talking about another guy in front of you
I haven't talked to her since.

ROBOT∞ 03/31/15 (Tue) 23:02:17 No.736

>she thought you were cute never got in a relationship
>leaves you for a chubby slightly athletic tan man
>fuck you declan

ROBOT∞ 03/31/15 (Tue) 23:42:40 No.737

>tfw slightly older classmate follows you around university like a puppy
>white, blondish, blue eyes, kv
>in all classes she's sitting somewhat close to me, and always gets on my workgroups
>tfw always asks for my help to do homework or study together
>tfw she spaghettis everywhere when trying to talk to me
>its cute at first, eventually start feeling somethings off
>tfw she's way more autistic than I'd ever been
>tfw can't have a conversation going without her getting nervous or mad at the subject
>always ends up talking or laughing obnoxiously loud
>makes a fb account and starts messaging me
>conversations go nowhere
>start finding flaws on her everywhere
>lose interest on her
>she eventually goes away
>tfw a white, blue eyed blonde older virgin girl is attracted to me and acts completely retarded

ROBOT∞ 04/08/15 (Wed) 03:22:36 No.748

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>She'll never love you the way you love her

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ROBOT∞ 02/26/15 (Thu) 18:28:48 No.610 [Reply]

ITT: /r8k/ stops being lonely and gets internet friends thread 16: byebye cuckchan edition

>B-but how?
By downloading Kik (iOS, Android or Windows Phone), registering (feel free to use fake details) and sending me a message.

>What's your username?
FourFlyingPigs

I will then put you into a group chat with other robots. If a group gets full, I'll put you in another group. If you don't get put into a group immediately, don't freak out, as it may take some time. Get a profile picture once you join (can be any random picture you want), in order for everyone to be able to identify you easier. If you need a fake email, just use sharklasers.com. If you don't have a phone, use http://www.bluestacks.com/.

Feel free to discuss and leave suggestions.

ROBOT∞ 02/27/15 (Fri) 11:03:28 No.633

>owning a phone
Fucking normie, are you trying to ridicule us? GTFO, faggot

ROBOT∞ 03/01/15 (Sun) 03:50:57 No.659

I could use someone to message. Username is kmopotato

ROBOT∞ 03/03/15 (Tue) 03:22:30 No.670

Why don't you guys use tox?
First of all its not shit. Second of all you don't need a goy phone. Third of all its free as in freedom

kind sage

http://tox.im

ROBOT∞ 03/04/15 (Wed) 19:25:15 No.676

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How many groups are there so far?

ROBOT∞ 03/29/15 (Sun) 04:02:25 No.733

Can I join? My name is egg_oh.

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ROBOT∞ 03/01/15 (Sun) 19:15:24 No.664 [Reply]

>TFW I just can't stop sperging

I'm gonna apply for neetbux because I just can't anymore

Those filthy normies will probably try and stop me though since they enjoy the show and I should just be myself.

ROBOT∞ 03/02/15 (Mon) 01:29:48 No.665

Just make sure that you have a legit autism diagnosis and it becomes pretty easy to get gubberment NEETbux

ROBOT∞ 03/02/15 (Mon) 15:06:36 No.669

>>665
>working on autism diagnosis now
>shrink has to contact my old teacher
>father runs into teacher
>tells me she could "attest to [my] communication problems"

Why the fuck did the bitch never say anything? "Anon you're awkward and a bother to everyone else, square up faggot" would have made my life a lot better.

ROBOT∞ 03/08/15 (Sun) 14:14:39 No.693

Good luck, OP. I just got my first neet bux check back in feb. Took me about two years to win. Its not a whole lot of money, you can't live on it, but if you live with your folks its quite nice. I just pitch in a little bit each month, like not even a hundred, and spend the rest on frivolous things like vidya. Just brought a vita yesterday, feels good, loving FFX HD remaster and P4 is on the way.

The key to winning is this: go to the doctor A LOT and have documentation of it. This is what they mainly look at. You will most likely be rejected twice and have to get a lawyer but he will just get a sum of your settlement (like mine was 25%). Really, the longer it takes the better because you'll have a bigger settlement but the wait SUCKS so much and god I hated going to the disability evaluators, they were all assholes to me. I had several hospitalizations under my wing too though so maybe that helped. If you're going the uncle remus route where you say you're suicidal to get committed just make sure you follow up with lots of trips to the doctor. You may say "I hate going out of my room" but so do I. It paid off though.

Again, I wish you luck. The wait is the worst part. My actual court hearing wasn't too bad because my lawyer was awesome and had a brief written up about me for the judge. I never had to speak once and the dude was like "Yes, I'm going to rule a favorable decision. Have a nice day, anon."

Happiest day of my life.

ROBOT∞ 03/13/15 (Fri) 01:13:12 No.712

I understand sperging out and such but autismbux is just fucking pathetic.
>>693
If you had put half the effort into finding and doing actual work you would have 1800$ a month easy.
Instead you do what you can to tick all the government "sad people" boxes and steal money from us who have actual autism.
Fuck you. Go be a contributing factor to society or an hiro.

ROBOT∞ 03/20/15 (Fri) 23:48:42 No.727

>>693
>Not allowed to pay rent while being on the bux
The bux has to be all for what YE want/need.
YE are allowing others to STEAL FREE MONEY because they 'need' it. They have a way to make money and save it - They do NOT 'need' to steal from ye.

google; cannot pay rent while on ssi

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ROBOT∞ 02/26/15 (Thu) 06:07:19 No.598 [Reply]

What's a good career for shut ins like us? I pretty much have to go to college to not disappoint my family, but that's not really a problem because they're paying for it anyways. I'm changing my major because I fucking hate math, what's a major that requires little to no math and leads to careers where I won't need good social skills. I mean like business type social skills where I have to go out and find people to network with and stuff, I'm fine being a worker bee interacting with my coworkers basically.

Pic semi related I'm already a freshman at ASU and I hate being an engineering student, but I'd prefer to stay at ASU.

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ROBOT∞ 03/11/15 (Wed) 20:59:16 No.707

Park ranger. Meet fellow robots there.

ROBOT∞ 03/19/15 (Thu) 16:00:30 No.723

>>707
Well, I do like photography so that's an option. What do park rangers even do all day?

ROBOT∞ 03/20/15 (Fri) 22:31:16 No.724

>>723
Drive around and look for trouble whether it be a fallen log, a fire, dumb kids. People that are antisocial tend to get involved in fields related to nature.

ROBOT∞ 03/20/15 (Fri) 22:37:09 No.725

>Parents paying for you to go to college
>Ye go there because of them guilt-tripping ye
They gunna be sad because
>'Why did not you study []?'
>'Ye could have been a famous [] IF ye studied []. :('
They are PAYING for them to be sad at the end because ye were not kissing their ass enough.
Just stop caring about going to study [] or []. They are paying for ye to just GO there. They did not say anything about what ye HAVE to study. Study dank maymays.

ROBOT∞ 03/20/15 (Fri) 22:38:23 No.726

>>636
That only geography I need to know is where that ass be at.

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ROBOT∞ 03/08/15 (Sun) 14:06:42 No.692 [Reply]

>There's a club, if you'd like to go
>You could meet somebody who really loves you
>So you go, and you stand on your own
>And you leave on your own
>And you go home, and you cry, and you want to die

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ROBOT∞ 03/08/15 (Sun) 20:22:27 No.695

>>692
>Going to a club
>Ever

ROBOT∞ 03/09/15 (Mon) 14:53:23 No.696

>>695
i should have said playground also i am referencing a song from a shittty overrated band from 80's

ROBOT∞ 03/09/15 (Mon) 15:18:52 No.701

What kind of club?

ROBOT∞ 03/09/15 (Mon) 18:09:27 No.702

>>701
Nah i hate going to clubs

ROBOT∞ 03/11/15 (Wed) 20:53:56 No.705

Going to different places, hahhahahahhahahahhshshahhshsha

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ROBOT∞ 03/08/15 (Sun) 13:44:40 No.691 [Reply]

I don't know where to go, who to talk to or where I can fit in. I'm a neet on ssi, severe social anxiety, depression, aspergers etc yet I've had sex with one girl and been in
one relationship. I hated it, the girl was decently attractive but a complete bitch who bitched anytime I played video games or did stuff like watch Godzilla movies. She got
the pity of my parents for awhile and moved in with us but eventually had to be kicked out because she just instigated fights with family members and was very shitty to me.

I'm glad she's gone and doubt I'll ever get in another relationship again, I live with my family and mainly sleep, play video games, listen to weird music or watch kaiju movies.
I deal pretty well with being a shut in but sometimes I do get lonely and try to find others online who are maybe just a little bit like me. The whole sex thing omits me from
being part of any wizardom yet I'm no Chad, I fucking hate Chad.

I guess I just feel like a real oddity, this is r9k so I'm talking about it. This is the closest forum I can think of for a discussion like this. Did anyone else here just happen
into sex or get "lucky" once to lose their v-card but ended up hating it and realizing 99% of people are fucking awful and obnoxious?

ROBOT∞ 03/09/15 (Mon) 14:54:08 No.697

no bruh this is /r8k/

ROBOT∞ 03/09/15 (Mon) 14:55:14 No.698

hotwheels is that you?

ROBOT∞ 03/10/15 (Tue) 14:49:11 No.703

I had sex with a grill from /b/ once seven years ago. We only did it for a minute and neither of us enjoyed it.

About two years ago my sex drive fell through the floor, and I can barely stand talking to most grills anymore. When most grills are boring as heck and you don't have the motivation to deal for the sake of possible sex, there's no chance of finding a relationship.

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Aspirations ROBOT∞ 02/26/15 (Thu) 16:47:45 No.607 [Reply]

When you were younger, did you know what you wanted to be? When I was a freshman in highschool, I realized I didn't have what it takes to reach my dream job. I wanted to be a infectious disease doctor like my dad, but I had shit grades and I didn't even try to build up my resume with sports or clubs. Now I'm in my fucking 20s with no job. So what about you robots?

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ROBOT∞ 02/26/15 (Thu) 19:52:28 No.623

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When I was little I had a silly dream of being in the army. I quickly realized later that A) I was always going to be an unhealthy person unfit for service, and B) getting shot at fucking sucks and is in no way worth it.

Beyond that my only aspiration was to carry on my family lineage, but to do I'd need to get a girlfriend first, and every day my prospects grow less appealing.

ROBOT∞ 02/26/15 (Thu) 21:30:23 No.627

I never had a dream job to look up to. Ended up dropping out of college because I couldn't see myself working on the area or at least doing a decent job if I ever ended up employed also too dumb to finish some classes
As a kid I would switch my mind between wanting to be some random shit that would interest me every couple of months or just not bothering about it because everything sorts itself out.
I remember in eighth or ninth grade being asked in school to write a text about what we wanted to be when we grow up. I wrote some defeatist shit saying I would just end up getting a shit job like my parents just to get by. My mother would check on my home work at the time, she was like "yea, thats ok".
I'm now in the future and I can see I was wrong neet life, living the dream
>>623
>When I was little I had a silly dream of being in the army
Been there too. I kind of regret not following it. I'm unhealthy because I was a faggot who couldn't make the effort to eat like a man and practice a sport. Otherwise I would have a nice paying job and I would do jack shit everyday

ROBOT∞ 03/01/15 (Sun) 00:00:14 No.652

>>627
I really don't regret my choice of not pursuing the army. When I was little my only idea of war came from WW II movies, games, and children's books. I thought the only type of war was conventional war. As I grew up I slowly realized that war is shitty, especially modern guerrilla warfare.
I'd rather be in my current situation than live with PTSD induced by an IED.

ROBOT∞ 03/01/15 (Sun) 00:02:18 No.654

>>607
When I was younger I wanted to be in the Navy as an officer, then I wanted to go into politics. I doubt I will ever do either.

ROBOT∞ 03/04/15 (Wed) 04:18:52 No.671

>>607

When I was a kid I was always tearing stuff apart, even if I didn't know how I was going to put it back together again. At some point I was introduced to personal computers, and knew that I wanted to do something with them when I grew up.

I didn't even really know what that would be, or any of the specifics. I just knew I wanted to be a cool computer guy. Fuck, I probably thought playing Oregon trail and math blaster was a passable thing to do for a living when I was young. I don't remember.

Somehow, someway I managed to pull through a rather shaky high school experience and eventually after going to college and a few years of bitch work I landed a network technician title. And this is probably as far as I'm ever going to make it. I don't want to be a manager. I just want to fix shit, and have people tell me what to fix. That symbiotic relationship is enough for me to thrive on if I can keep it going.

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ROBOT∞ 02/28/15 (Sat) 15:12:07 No.637 [Reply]

>r8k - robot
>nobody talks about robots

ROBOT∞ 02/28/15 (Sat) 22:28:09 No.641

But we are the robots

ROBOT∞ 03/02/15 (Mon) 13:25:48 No.667

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>>637
>>>/m/

ROBOT∞ 03/02/15 (Mon) 14:12:12 No.668

>>641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe443Gl4Skk

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