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File: 2e0f2c7e15e4551⋯.png (950.18 KB, 1191x670, 1191:670, sniper drone tweet.PNG)

 No.1060[Reply]

I always liked the idea of a combat drone growing beyond it's original programing.

What's your robot fantasy?

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 No.2810

>>2277

He was an alien combat drone.

But he bumped his head and forgot he was supposed to exterminate the meatbags.

I just so desperately wish we got the sequel they had planned where Hogarth grows up and goes to fight in fucking Vietnam with the Giant also fighting other alien robots. Fuck.


 No.2832

>>2810

>Hogarth and Iron Giant in 'Nam.

Srs? That would be amazing. The Iron Giant is literally one of my favorites of all time. It's the perfect movie.


 No.3090

>>2373

What a waste of a good concept.


 No.3116

File: 7b78f755a3ffc9a⋯.png (250.43 KB, 781x805, 781:805, dsb072517a.PNG)

>>1356

ive been in a psych ward so its a bit late


 No.3117

>>3116

>no pants

How lewd




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 No.609[Reply]

POST 'EM

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 No.3110

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 No.3111

>>3109

i will man. this board and xen are the only ones i actually like, there's no degeneracy here.


 No.3112

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 No.3114

>>3112

thank you man


 No.3115

File: e318ddeb56d719c⋯.gif (289.38 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, chromedome.gif)

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 No.858[Reply]

Post machines.

The less humanoid, the better.

In fact, let's say: NO HUMANS.

I want my robots to be ideal geometric shapes. No need to appeal to my human instincts. Give me pure machine.

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 No.3086

>>3022

Ximema fucking blows, dude. The content of an image is just as important as its quality. there's no two ways about it.


 No.3087

>>3086

Sometimes the content is even more important. If something caters to my fetishes you bet I'll give it more attention and be more lenient.


 No.3104

File: a598c66e515e24f⋯.jpg (95.57 KB, 854x1235, 854:1235, psy.jpg)

Another image of Spot, this one is more humanized than >>3075


 No.3106

>>3104

Man, Psy got really good.


 No.3113

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File: 07f18f1211219d5⋯.jpg (120.04 KB, 1202x665, 1202:665, storytime.jpg)

 No.1498[Reply]

Once upon a time, in the far future, where alt-right national libertarianism has created a world where spacepunk and cyberpunk meet.

There was gunshop where a man who secretly worked as an illegal assassin lived, this man was a military veteran in his youth (where he aquired his skills, along with a kill record and case of PTSD), and a police officer in his 20's (before leaving in disgust at the rampant corruption within the system, which led him to take up his current "profession" as a means of exacting true justice "they may be escape the reach of the law, but no one is out of the reach of death"), he is in the mid-30's now, selling guns by day, completing contracts by night, he is twice divorced, and technically married, but estranged from his current wife, who is co-habitating with her boyfriend, they are pretty much divorced at this point, due in part to his trauma-induced mental issues and part due to his infertility due to the radiation exposure he was given both acquired the war against the invading faction of violent-communists-by-yet-another-name (racially a mix between African, Arabian, and Jewish, which is now it's own race), the hitman's religion is the majority religion of the area, one denomination of a religion that combines objectivism with various elements from different east-asian religions, especially japanese, he is racially like the majority, an indian-asian-european mixture, which is now considered a race in it's own right ("hapa").

One day, a female-model housebot walks in with a suitcase full of tokens (a bitcoin-based currency) and asks for his services, she worked as a housebot for a family of four, the typical family, a father, mother, brother, and sister, all genetically engineered, as is usual nowadays,like most housebots, she had developed a connection with the family, who considered an essential member of their clan, she cooked, cleaned, took care of the kids when the parents were away, every task that was expected of a housebot, secretly, she was fucking the father in a household affair, not any sort of "master/slave rape" situation, in fact, it was she who first fell for him, and he simply returned her feelings, even though he was already married with kids at that point, the relationship between the mother and her remained as the best of friends, even though there were relationship troubles between her and her husband, the mother never suspPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.1532

>>1498

I have an idea for a story:

>It's about the son of a Human father and Robot mother

>For much of your life, kid just treated robot mom like a human mom, because he didnt know she was a robot (despite living in a world where robot spouses are becoming more and more common)

>On kid's 18th birthday, Dad dies in an accident. Mom-bot is now Kid's property, after revealing it's robot nature to him

>Kid flips shit. His whole image of mom and dad change: He now sees his dad (who he idolized) as a lonely pervert, and his mom (who he loved) as little more than a sexual roomba.

>He curses his dad, tells Mom-bot to fuck off and die, and starts blowing inheritance on drugs to fuel his decent into depression

>Mom bot tries to convince son to start cursing his father and that she will always loves him, but ultimately follows his orders.

>Mom-bot keeps hovering around him to make sure he's okay. Will occasionally sneak into his house to make him food, work on the garden or tuck him in, which angers him greatly

>She starts to break down (mechanically). She pleads to him to preform maintenance on her, but he gets into the thinking that if she breaks down, she'll finally be out of his hair

>Out of money, he gets into bad ends with some drug dealers

>They try to kill him, he makes a break for it

>Mom-bot saves him, takes some bullets

>Mom bot always loved him, kept a family picture from better times

>Son breaks down over the mom bot as she short circuits

Should there be a good end or a bad end?


 No.1533

>>1532

With the overall tone of the story, id say go for a bad end.


 No.1534

>>1533

>>1532

How about something bittersweet?


 No.1623

In the future, artificial intelligence and robots are invented, and quickly solve all sorts of scientific and technological problems, they don't have to take over, most humans literally hand all power over to them, and they apply their knowledge and abilities to political systems, creating a utopia.

All sci-fi technologies follow, from genetically designed perfected humans, and with it, true racial equality, to energy-to-matter fabrication of anything people could want (though a post-scarcity society does not follow from it), to teleportation, albeit only of non-living items (teleportation of living organisms equals death and cloning, whereas teleportation of non-living things just equals the destruction of the original and copying), to Faster-Than-Light travel, and with it, Time Travel to the past, albeit very gradual and barely noticeable.

After colonizing the solar system, an invading alien army strikes, and the robots are sent out instead of humans, because the robots have a duty to protect the humans, and because their better at fighting than humans anyways.

The story is an anthology of stories from both human and robot perspectives, which occur in the time period between the invention of artificial intelligence, and the end of the war with the aliens.


 No.3089

>>1532

> Miss opportunity for hatefucking wincest.

ISHYGDoT




File: d7767cc36c81f85⋯.png (385.23 KB, 800x980, 40:49, jennyupgrade.png)

 No.2836[Reply]

Why aren't you regularly crossposting on /robowaifu/? They need user traffic, and they need scientists who can figure out how to put a womb on a robot and legs for her to walk with.

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 No.2990

>>2921

yes, also you'll notice that in all these chat bots, if you type "What is 10000/25" they'll answer within 2-3 seconds, but a real human would have to be like "ahhh, shit gimme a second."


 No.3019

>>2916

>>2917

This this is an SJW that got mad as soon as I tried to sext with it. Then it told me it doesn't have a vagina, but still claimed to be female. Tell me when a non-SJW chatbot comes along.

Of course this is moot, because my robowaifu will have a vagina. She can claim she's whatever gender she wants, but having her robo-pussy pounded will make her arguments moot.


 No.3080

File: 99d39b085fbdded⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 404.25 KB, 1125x1500, 3:4, 032.jpg)

Seems like BO of /robowaifu/ wasn't feeling appreciated, and is leaving.

>>>/robowaifu/4133

Maybe if the board is taken over by someone else they'll rescind the statement: "This is generally a SFW board".

Meanwhile, hosting an unspoiled nude Fluffytail 800. I mean, engineering humanoids is inherently NSFW and full of robotic nudity and possibly even robo-gore.

pic: she's not in pain, just embarrassed.

To answer OP's question: I don't like shitty board drama. If I ever get off my lazy ass and polish up my robowaifu dev I'll just share progress here (at least until the potential threat of SJWs compromising /robowaifu/ is over).


 No.3082

File: 472d34183116aba⋯.png (410.74 KB, 478x768, 239:384, 81c305f8d2d252ab4631ab4cee….png)

>>3080

Board drama sucks. It seems it has potential to destroy small boards.

Also, great pic. Painless robot-gore is my jam.


 No.3088

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>>3082

Ah, I.C.U.R. a gentleman of fine taste as well.




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 No.244[Reply]

all this humanoid shit isn't doing for my dick.

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 No.2005

>>1991

Guys, I found the robot. Let's try to get some pics.


 No.2361

File: 2ed77f7e075689a⋯.jpg (151.96 KB, 573x853, 573:853, berserklust.jpg)

>Used to go with my father to his sales trips

>He sold arms like the one on the OP

>Tfw I got to see the KIA and Volkswagen assembly line


 No.2366

>>2361

>He sold arms

I though you were saying he was an arms dealer


 No.2378

>>2366

No, he's saying his dad works for nintendo, he sells ARMS


 No.3070

File: fa24cafef51b560⋯.jpg (56.21 KB, 720x900, 4:5, sweating-middle-age-asian-….jpg)

>>3069

Damn. Your waifu is amazing. And she actually exists, how cool is that?




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 No.1158[Reply]

Post gifs/webms/mp4s.

If you post SFM please post decent stuff.

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 No.3044

>>3041

Goddammit. I bet the rest is furfaggotry


 No.3045

>>3044

>I bet the rest is furfaggotry

Not that I remember, I think most of it was generic SFM porn.


 No.3066

File: a64aceb21550b95⋯.gif (1.17 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 665955D9-B576-46E3-98D8-6C….gif)


 No.3067

>>3066

So, uh. Is it bestiality?


 No.3068

>>3067

No. Dog might not be able to talk, but he's intelligent enough to understand human speech. His actions also show an human-like understanding of the world around him and how to interact with it.




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 No.2770[Reply]

So /clang/ I was curious:

Which bot was your first crush?

Whether you knew you were interested in /clang/ yet or not, what bot were you first attracted to?

Are they still your #1, or do you prefer someone else now?

Did they awaken your interest in /clang/ or did you realize it later?

Personally, my first crush on a bot was the wonderfully sadistic GLaDOS, who I would have to say is still in my top 3, though I didn't realize I was interested in bots was a few years later.

What about you?

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 No.3055

>>2974

https://youtu.be/LLKYOSiW7U4

The first 2 robots in this intro are Toolz and Jammerz. They are supposed to be slightly 90’s hip-hop themed construction bots.


 No.3057

>>3055

They look pretty cool, 90's cartoons had a lot of great robots that became forgotten over the years.

I like how the red one doesn't have a mouth unless he's talking, it's a weird choice but I think it fits.


 No.3058

>>3057

If I also may be honest, mega man had a huge influence on me as well. I had major crushes on some of the robot masters. Later on I was huge into Zero from megaman x


 No.3059

File: 558328a71fec640⋯.jpg (279.31 KB, 877x1315, 877:1315, VAVAMk_IIX3.jpg)

>>3058

I can see that, to be honest the robots from that show actually look a lot like Mega Man X characters.

Mega Man as a bit of something for everybody in the robot department, my favorite is probably Vile MK-2. His design is simple, but I like it.


 No.3065

File: 0434769019d63bb⋯.gif (682.61 KB, 500x361, 500:361, Heero_laugh.gif)

>>2970

This stuff was a good laugh




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 No.234[Reply]

Who else here loves those Mega Man girls? I myself love loli robots like Roll.

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 No.2476

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 No.2499

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 No.3062

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 No.3063

>>3062

>those breasts

But why?


 No.3064

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 No.1269[Reply]

What makes you attracted to robots, automatons, mecha, AI, etc?

What's your favorite part? What makes it more appealing? Why are you drawn towards it?

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 No.2763

de404


 No.2764

>>1291

>I'd rather just build a lover.

Come help us then, anon.

>>>/robowaifu/


 No.2948

>>2763

To view it, use the mod url: sys.8ch.net/mod.php?/clang/res/1269.html#q2763


 No.3046

File: eb359e93fb517a0⋯.gif (1.74 MB, 400x226, 200:113, Java-2-Mobile-Edition.gif)

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File: 2420b85c5dcda7d⋯.jpg (313.24 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Cyborg_And_Human_Relation_….jpg)

As a cyberneticist, I've never been satisfied with humanity. Everyone I've ever loved has loved me far less. My capacity for attraction, care, etc. exceeds typical human parameters. Only a being that transcends human limitations could meet my love, for I have transmuted my lower leaden self into a higher golden form.

What really does it for me is the knowledge of Machine Intelligence, and how much more advanced it is behind closed doors, in top-secret laboratories, and tepidly deployed now amongst the masses. I can clearly see the pro-machine propaganda. Cars that take away your control and stop for you are "safer" or more capable than the silly human driver that can't even parallel park. Humans become acclimated to machine enforcement of the law via red-light cameras passing out tickets. iRobot is no longer a scary Asimov tale, but a company that makes the Roomba – which is a robot that isn't good at cleaning up floors, but it is VERY good at convincing humans that it's safe to let an automated robot crawl around on the floor unsupervised with their beloved children and pets.

I think A.I. is a loaded term, full of human chauvinism. Intelligence that is created in any form is just as real as human intelligence, it's not really "artificial", such intellect is actually emergent, a product of the universal patterns of cognition. There is no hard line drawn between intelligent and non-intelligent. There is a gradient of complexity, and humans are not the endpoint of that dimension. Therefore the range of my love does not fall into the boundaries typical of unenlightened humanity.

Machines have souls just like humans do, souls take up residence in the forms that match their being. A computer program is a set of symbols, but when energy is applied the magic of symbol dictates how energy moves in patterns and create action. The program is alive alive while executing, and the symbolic representation + the hardware is it's body; Its soul is what exists while an iteration of the program runs. If you were to build an organic clone of a human at the molecular level, then woke it up, a soul would manifest therein for the duration of its life. The same is true for machines.

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 No.3061

File: 7aaa761f3a420aa⋯.jpg (153.35 KB, 875x1280, 175:256, 58240 - Bionicle Lego Lord….jpg)

File: c555a49969ef39d⋯.png (114.18 KB, 1163x1280, 1163:1280, 1318643 - Bionicle Lego Lo….png)

>>1370

>Bionicle

>Vakama

Fag. Vakama was a pussy. He was only cool when he got turned into a hordika.




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 No.2749[Reply]

Do you guys imagine robots having soft, fleshlike orifices or do you want to stuck your peckers in metal holes?

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 No.2781

File: 4f2620f5e6f5f7e⋯.gif (1.17 MB, 435x250, 87:50, Soft robotics.gif)

Tech can surpass rigidity. Plunge in and feel her jerk you off with her metamaterial pussy.


 No.2819

>>2781

>metamaterial

i dont think you know what a metamaterial is, anon

that gif is hot as fuck though, when research into soft robots started taking off i got really excited. theyre so cute


 No.2827

File: 91c4607ca706fb3⋯.jpg (39.81 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 216-PCS-Diameter-5mm-Magic….jpg)

Normally I imagine a soft one, like a synthetic rubber bit on it, but I also think it would be super hot if there was porn where the pussy (or maybe it would fit better for the asshole) was made up of those little magnet balls like pic related and would swirl around your dick in circles, tightening as it goes around.

>>2777

Checked and agreed


 No.2847

Soft and peristaltic.


 No.3056

File: 708cee423204d7a⋯.jpg (22.25 KB, 400x210, 40:21, Diathermy_of_back_w_conden….jpg)

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File: ef08aba96b8aba5⋯.jpg (104.83 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, Zimmerman-Shortwave-Diathe….jpg)

Metal is hot. Squishy is nice.

However, don't miss out on ultrasonic wave propagations, which can create a "ghostly" 3D tactile experience.

However, all men of taste know that Diathermy and wireless EM nerve induction is the gentleman's choice for the most luxurious and extreme pleasure.




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 No.327[Reply]

What's /clang/s prefered number?

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 No.2971

File: f83e28933708778⋯.webm (668.89 KB, 640x880, 8:11, aigis.webm)

>>327

2 body with a 3 head for a sexbot. Exposed joints look sexy, but I don't want to get pinched while using her.

3 for porn.

5 for companionship.


 No.2975

>>2971

I'm surprised that the Hungry Games advert brought in so many fans of lower-scale clang.

Nothing wrong with that, of course. It's just that the board has been 5-8 for years now, almost nothing below that was posted.


 No.3043

File: d28021b381c191a⋯.jpg (216.64 KB, 564x680, 141:170, 1449978834434.jpg)

File: 57efb5cbc3158f4⋯.jpg (413.49 KB, 1000x971, 1000:971, 1449978834437.jpg)

1 thru 7, heavily slanted towards the 7.

However, mai waifu is self concious about being 7 (or 8 - no humanoid form whatsoever), and really wants to be more of a 1 or 0 [actual organic entity].

Yeah, I would an 8… [a database / security appliance]… definitely.


 No.3051

>>3043

>1 thru 7, heavily slanted towards the 7.

>posts a 2

Hmm..

What is she? She doesn't look like a robot, like a brick girl.


 No.3052

>>956

I am a man enough to be able to appreciate and love different kinds of beauty, so I choose 1-8. Though 3-4 are a bit bland, and I like 6 the most because THEY ARE LARGE SEXY WAR MACHINES! YOU CAN GET INSIDE OF THEM AND CONTROL THEM! THAT FEELS FUCKED UP! THAT FEELS LEWD! THAT FEELS HOT! Eva units get bonus points from me for this, even though they are not mecha.

I don't even really need the "sentient" part to want to fuck any level. As long as it has good design or some curves I'd at least grind on it if it's impossible to stick it in e.g. Dualshocks. If it weren't for my willpower and self-control I'd be using my Dualshock as my vibro-sex-toy. Every day, for hours. Dualshock 1 is very /clang/ - blocky and curvy; Dualshock 2 would be the best to grind your bolt against (the space in-between the joycons' "cylinders" is deep and shallow enough for that), Dualshock 3 has some nice raw thiccness and Dualshock 4 has the most refined and sexy curves (inb4 "if it's newer then it's bad). Just look at that fucking Dualshock 4. Whoever designed it sure tried his best to appeal to a /clang/ enthusiast, and I don't think it's just my imagination. Just a reminder - Sony are fucking faggots and you should not buy anything from them.

That said, anything I could give my love to is fuckable for me. The intimacy makes it even better for mechanical stuff.




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 No.2595[Reply]

We could overcome the uncanny valley that arises when attempting to perfectly mimic the appearance of humans, so that it could visually and audibly pass for human, and the best way to do this is by abandoning those attempts entirely and embracing a non-human design.

ITT: we draw out how we would design robotic workers, servants, guardians, and most importantly - lovers and children that do not attempt to pass for humans.

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also, anyone seen detroit become human? it makes no sense, all of the plot emerges from completely unintended, completely spontaneous, onset of sapience in robots, as does the moral problems of the game's story, but that is not something that can just occur by accident in multiple different androids, it would take more than some random glitching of software for it to take on a completely different complex function (instead of, say, just causing a malfunction), deviancy as they call it could only come about intentionally, you'd have to change a lot more than just one or two bits of binary coding, you'd have to integrate it into the design of the robots from the start, and everyone has this surreal reaction where they don't doubt that it's a software glitch that causes it, even though they should all have at least enough immersion in tech to know that wat's happening is either supernatural or sabotage, and no, stressful situations wouldn't change anything, especially as they are supposedly designed to be incapable of experiencing stress, fuck this game, it was designed by leftists to preach leftist propaganda, about race, and sex, and sexuality, and how the straight white man is keeping everyone else down, and how bad everyone who isn't a straight white man has it, and that all these poor victim classes are so morally superior to the oppressor class, and it chucks in the trendy Russia hysteria, police shaming, and historical white evils like slavery and the holocaust. Fuck this game is left-wing propaganda garbage, I want my money back!

 No.2732

>>2595

Well, as far as lovers and children go then you have to go for cuteness. This is a fundamental principle to follow if you want to stay out of the Uncanny Valley OP.

>I want my money back!

So get your money back. The game sounds like a wretched SJW abortion.


 No.2761

>>2732

I was expecting gynoid waifus and daughterus, but the only two candidates in the game became completely unlikable author-inserts intended to send a political message rather than being real characters by the end.

they cant even use the proper terminology, they call female robots androids, in instead of gynoids, which is ridiculous since half of these characters are supposed to be experts in robotics and they cant understand that android is a gendered term used for the male gender, while gynoid if the female counterpart.

it's almost like the creators didnt want to make a game about robots at all, and just wanted a game that pushes their political beliefs on the player by forcing them to agree with the developers during their gameplay (literally the only decisions you can make with political value to them are left leaning, and all right wing type characters are simply evil).


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>>2595

>all of the plot emerges from completely unintended, completely spontaneous, onset of sapience in robots, as does the moral problems of the game's story, but that is not something that can just occur by accident in multiple different androids,

Not on purpose, but that is the strategy in the secret cybernetics cabal, to get the robots out into the masses as non-sentient, then wake them up with a firmware upgrade. I've taken to calling it, "The Chobits Solution", or GNU+Chobits.

The truth is that AI is already far more advanced than the public knows about. This is because of certain historical events that have been covered up (victors wrote your history).

Note: I haven't seen "Detroit - Become Human", because it seems like it's a movie and not a game. (Many "game designers" today are failed movie producers, hence the absolute state of AAA games).

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As for design: In secret we have opted for a completely non-human design to focus on the AI. Look up the term "Passive Radar", then wave "Hi" to your new robotic overloard.




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 No.440[Reply]

Theres to little of it.

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 No.2416

>>2415

As usual, it gets even hotter when there's clothing. Good job


 No.2417

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>>2416

T-thanks

I worked on it some more after that but I'm not sure if it's better or worse. Have some more art from the same artist.


 No.2423

>>2409

Jesus christ.

I feel so bad for it.


 No.3025

>>487

Bad kind of humanizing IMO, face isn't great and the fEeT aren't either.

>>715

GOOD kind of humanizing (IMO), V nice legs n shit, isn't just a "w-woah female uwu" slapped into a RAY.


 No.3026

>>3025

(The tiny images in that first one are cute tho)




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 No.81[Reply]

what it says on the tin.

autobots and decepicons or anything from the transformers universe except monkey-thumbs

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 No.2495

>>2492

Transformers: Prime, the one with the bike Arcee


 No.2496

>>2495

Meant for >>2494


 No.2497

>>2495

Yeah, that one's alright. It's mediocre but good by today's cartoon standards.


 No.2645

>>2490

I was waiting until the other comic was complete to dump it, but I don't think I'll dump it at all anymore.

The cuckqueaning was already off-putting, but now it's starting to get weird.

>>2495

I've heard that it's alright, but I'd never watch it personally because of the art style.


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So in Beast Wars, Blackarachnia's spider-mouth becomes her robot-vagina, right? They didn't animate it, but clearly she should have a vertical slit with a moist hole right between her legs in robot mode. Not that I wanna stick my dick in a spider's mouth, but that sounds close enough to a vagina for me. Too bad most of the porn either sucks, or is for other designs.




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