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Stay sharp. and Think For Yourself, Shmuck.

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 No.875[Reply]

what do you think of this cabbage flag?

 No.878

>>875

Dank/10.


 No.915

Green Is My Pepper




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 No.853[Reply]

Is REALITY watching me masturbate?

 No.856

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You are REALITY watching itself masturbate


 No.882

All of reality is, but we all misconstrue it as what you would call "reality"


 No.906

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When one particle interacts with another it observes the other. Physical interactions between particles are in fact the only known way of making physical observations. As such, observation is inherently a symmetric action. You observing the reality around implies that that reality itself is observing you (masturbating.) However, there are strong physical limitations on particle interactions and observations. In particular, no particle not within your light cone of space (the space of particles that can reach you within the limits of the speed of light) can physically interact with or observe you. Logically, it therefore follows that no area of reality outside a light-year distance away from you can possibly have observed you masturbating until at least a year passes after you masturbating. So, while local areas around you such as the earth may be watching you masturbate there are vast amounts of space (perhaps infinite) that cannot watch you masturbate (at least not until vast amounts of time passes and you are dead.)


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 No.742[Reply]

Please use this thread for promotion of events that may not be completely topical to /eris/ but still of interest to some readers. Movie nights that are intended to represent /eris/ will still have their thread.

———————————————————————————

This Saturday, 2015/08/01 at 2200 UTC (3 pm Pacific, 6 pm Eastern), I will screen:

      • 2200 Death Race 2000

      • 2334 They Live

      • 0121 A Clockwork Orange

      • 0336 Mad Max

      • 0521 Dredd

-=Program Repeats=-

      • 0606 Death Race 2000

      • 0740 They Live

      • 0927 A Clockwork Orange

      • 1142 Mad Max

      • 1327 Dredd

including 15 minute breaks between all films. All credits will run completely, but at three to five times the

normal speed.

Where:

http://connectcast.tv/Mal-2

When:

Saturday, 2015/08/01 at 2200 UTC (3 pm Pacific, 6 pm Eastern), though the music will start two hours prior to

this.

Why:

Because the future is going to suck, all that's left to argue about is how it's going to suck.

Filling the chat with MST3K-style riffing and snarking about the films is not only allowed, it is expectePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.849

>>845

All Encore Presentations have been cancelled due to zero logged-in viewers (other than me) to talk to. Sorry Europe, I tried. I gave it six or seven tries, in fact. It just isn't drawing enough people for me to justify it any longer.

Due to utterly disappointing turnout and a lack of chatter, I am cutting back to one Movie Night every two weeks as well. If the next one is similarly unpopular, I'll go to once every three or four weeks.

Next week belongs to /bane/ either way. >>>/bane/81242

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 No.855

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This Saturday, 2015/09/26 at 2020 UTC (1:20 pm Pacific, 4:20 pm Eastern), I will screen:

Special Feature

      • 2020 Antfarm Dickhole

Main Features

      • 2200 Santa Sangre

      • 0018 Gummo

      • 0202 A Serbian Film

      • 0356 Beyond the Darkness

      • 0545 I Spit On Your Grave (2010)

-=Program Ends 0734=-

including 15 minute breaks between all films. Credits and pre-movie splash screens will no longer be edited.

Where:

http://connectcast.tv/Mal-2

When:

Saturday, Saturday, 2015/09/26 at 2020 UTC (1:20 pm Pacific, 4:20 pm Eastern), though themed music will start at 1900 UTC (noon Pacific, 3 pm Eastern). 

Filling the chat with MST3K-style riffing and snarking about the films is not only allowed, it is expected.

The official thread can be found here: >>>/nacht/129


 No.902

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grim/ HORROR MOVIE NIGHT posted by n1x, 2015/10/09

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Greetings /eris/, >>>/grim/ here.

I wanted to extend an invitation to you to the first annual /grim/ Halloween horror movie marathon - a month-long bi-weekly triple feature streaming event in celebration of the most magical and spooky time of the year. I'm going to be streaming a total of 24 fucking movies this year, many of which I can confirm as being great because I've seen them myself, some that I am seeing for the first time.

This week we're starting off in the beginnings of horror, with the German Expressionist film movement and the classic Universal Studios films inspired by them:

German Expressionism: 10/9/15

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari - 20:00 PST (UTC - 7:00)

15 min break

Nosferatu - 21:30 PST (UTC - 7:00)

15 min break

Vampyr - 23:20 PST (UTC - 7:00)

Classic Universal Horror: 10/10/15

Dracula - 20:00 PST (UTC - 7:00)

15 min break

'''Frankenstein… - 21:40 PST (UTC - 7:00)

15 min break

The Black Cat - 22:05 PST (UTC - 7:00)

Check out this thread for the full schedule, and feel free to post suggestions for movies for the weeks following the next one (I still haven't decided entirely yet on what to stream for the 30th and 31st):

>>>/grim/320

Streams at: http://connectcast.tv/n1x_

Hope to see you there. Sorry for the short notice or if IPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.903

>>902

/grim/ SPOOKYMAS STREAM: SEXTUPLE FEATURE EDITION

Well everyone, since my stream has gotten completely fucked over the other day due to work and my internet being shit, I'm going to have to stream all three of the movies I had planned on from yesterday in addition to the three movies I was doing today.

I'd like to start earlier than UTC 3:00, but no one will show up if I do that, so I guess I'm sticking with my original plans and then will be streaming a bunch of other shit after that:

10/31/15: Modern Horror

Modern American Horror:

Blair Witch Project OR The Ring OR Grave Encounters (UTC 3:00)

/V/H/S/2 (UTC ~5:00)

It Follows (UTC ~7:00)

Modern Foreign Horror:

Inside OR Martyrs

Pulse (Kairo) OR Noroi (The Curse) OR Audition

The Babadook OR Let The Right One In

Since fucking no one gave their input on what movies to stream for this last week, I'm going to be streaming based on my own discretion. HOWEVER... I am willing to stream multiple movies from each OR if people want to start early. For instance, I will stream Inside and Martyrs if there are people who are interested in starting the stream early.

If you are interested in starting the stream early and are going to actually show up, post here >>>/grim/320

STREAMS AT: connectcast.tv/n1x_


 No.904

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Martyrs starting at 4:40 PDT (2340 UTC) on

http://connectcast.tv/n1x_

The program has been re-arranged severely to cram in both American horror and Foreign on the same night.




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 No.897[Reply]

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 No.881[Reply]

I fucked up and posted my unhashed tripcode to /b/. Any posts you see with Og0mSxxrDg after this are not me. New tripcode is YPozfVeQfI.



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 No.608[Reply]

Good workers

Theres nothing wrong with being apolitical

Apathy is not a choice!

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 No.859

OP is obviously greyface.


 No.860

>>630

>where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg

They will not rest until every single board on 8chan is their safe space.


 No.871

>>859

The fuck is a greyface?


 No.873

>>871

Someone who hates fun.




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 No.842[Reply]

What do y'all think of Filthy Frank?

Erisan to the max, or just madman?

 No.843

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To me, he's a sainted madman.

Maybe not intentially Erisan, but still very much so.


 No.844

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And the Great Lord Chin Chin seems like he'd have fun with Eris…

He also makes great music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMErlY2CIs0


 No.846

They're pretty much the same thing, so either way it doesn't matter.


 No.847

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>>846

Because iisof good humor…

b0ss


 No.872

>>842

Is there a difference?




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 No.862[Reply]

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 No.863

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I'll never be a member of a club that would have me.




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 No.852[Reply]

…and general Poetic Terrorism.

What have y'all done recently to mindfuck people? How have you done iit? Tips, tricks?

I haven't been up on my game recently, and I'm needing new ideas.

 No.854


 No.857

I don't go outside any more.


 No.861

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>857

I always suspected Earl Sweatshirt was a Discordian. Welcome!




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 No.851[Reply]

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 No.752[Reply]

Tell me about Eris, guys. Is she in the flesh? On a higher dimension? Or is she a concept, the representation of something semantic instead of existent?

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 No.763

>>752

>Tell me about Eris

No one cared who she was until she put on the mask.


 No.767

>>762

She's the Demiurge's mother.


 No.769

>>767

More like creator. Eris made the demiurge as a sextoy.


 No.810

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 No.850

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>Is she in the flesh?

Of course she's in the flesh. She's been around shaping your very childhood while under many disguises, using many voices, some who you wouldn't believe.

Everyone's who's looking for her have long heard her voice. When you were a child, she brought smiles on all of your faces with her silliness and you never even knew it. Of course I'm talking about "Tara"

She's a slick one, I tell ya. 'Course, I could be totally wrong, but that's my theory.




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 No.93[Reply]

If you could have sex with Eris, what would you do?

>Pic unrelated
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 No.832

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 No.834

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 No.835

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 No.836

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 No.841

>>832

Hottest picture in the thread.




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 No.707[Reply]

Tell me: How did Eris find you?

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 No.740

She could not find that which was not hiding.


 No.800

i had a dream, i was looking at my computer screen. and i saw a pic of a woman looking at a stove. as i kept watching the woman suddenly looked at me, winked, and blew softly. completely blasting me against the wall and waking me up. seems like something eris would do. so i'm pretty sure it was her.


 No.807

The illuminatus series.., I think. I don't honestly remember iits been so long


 No.838

>>707

I have yet to find eris. I don't see a point. She's absolutely right about the structure of reality, but why worship?

That's like worshipping your math teacher because she taught multiplication correctly. Or worshipping Hitler because he was right about Jews.

Eris can't handle me anyway ;^)

But your board is interesting.


 No.840

You need not worship Eris to find Her. As a matter of fact, the Principia Discordia warns about the dangers of invoking divine intervention of any kind. It also warns you to never trust what you read, so take that for what it's worth.




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 No.126[Reply]

What do y'all know about Douglas Hofstadter? I've recently been studying "Godel Escher Bach" with my ladyfran, and I'm trying to blast through "I Am A Strange Loop", but alas, I am cursed with Work. How do y'all feel about his conception of the self as a complex symbol that lives not just in one mind, but potentially several? And, I mean, just general discussion about consciousness and what that entails.
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 No.527

>>525

I just lost the game.

But yeah, it is entropy embodied; its the laws of thermodynamics as a game.


 No.561

The dissolution of the self iinto memes


 No.562

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.814

>>525

You can stalemate the game by living and dying in a complete void of the game. Which is theoretically possible, most people did/do it all over the world.


 No.837

>>527

Chaos isn't the same as entropy (If there even is such a thing as entropy). Entropy basically implies that matter is constantly degenerating, whether matter is constantly in the process of degeneration/ regeneration is a matter of opinion.

Chaos to me, is simply symbolic of this process of transformation itself.




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 No.804[Reply]

This place really should be more active.

 No.809

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Haaaaayyy

…l




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