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What is REALITY? Pope Who 01/06/15 (Tue) 19:23:22 No.3[Reply]

1. What you think of as REALITY is a collection of ideas and beliefs about
REALITY. Many of the ideas you have about REALITY come from the
culture in which you were raised and have accumulated haphazardly over
time.
2. This, in itself, is not a problem. The problem is in forgetting point number
1. When you forget point 1, you mistake your ideas about reality for being
REALITY itself. Of this, it has been said ‘the menu is not the meal’. Please
refrain from eating the menu.
3. People who ‘eat the menu’ frequently become confused and annoyed when
other people insist on seeing REALITY in a different way. All that truly dif-
fers are their ideas and beliefs about REALITY.
4. Beliefs are just thoughts you keep having.
5. No living being is capable of perceiving all of REALITY, as all senses of
perception are limited. Humans can only see, hear, smell, taste and feel within
certain parameters. Information entering our senses undergoes compression,
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Cabbage 12/28/15 (Mon) 13:38:39 No.964

>>954

>insinuating you aren't homosexual

USER WAS HARVESTED FOR THIS POST

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Books Pope Who 01/09/15 (Fri) 22:06:17 No.55[Reply]

Here are the two most amusing books Discordianism has to offer; The Principia Discordia describes and outlines the religion, and The Black Iron Prison describes the prison of 'self' in which all organisms necessarily exist.

These books and more can also be found at principiadiscordia.com

If you have any material you'd like to post here, please do!

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Mal-2!!YPozfVeQfI 12/24/15 (Thu) 18:54:07 No.956

/eris/ is available for new owership to claim. https://8ch.net/claim.html

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What is reality? Cabbage 03/16/16 (Wed) 16:05:11 No.1000 [Reply]

Check em

Cabbage 03/16/16 (Wed) 16:07:20 No.1001

Reality is existence

But what is existence?

Cabbage 03/20/16 (Sun) 01:49:54 No.1002

*sniffs*

Cabbage 03/20/16 (Sun) 01:59:45 No.1003

It's been shown many times that reality is formed around people's beliefs, even the science of quantum physics had to admit to it.

That's why meme magic is a thing.

Cabbage 03/20/16 (Sun) 02:02:39 No.1004

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Combat paranoia and hopelessness with high quality shitposting.

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:^) Cabbage 01/14/16 (Thu) 13:45:41 No.980 [Reply]

I have been having lots of fun lately.

Cabbage 01/14/16 (Thu) 13:48:15 No.981

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Turns out /x/ isn't allowed to talk about the Illuminati anymore.

I think they have a cabbage among the moderators.

Cabbage 01/14/16 (Thu) 13:51:36 No.982

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>>981

Oops. I didn't mean to post #2 and #3, but they're still funny.

In other news Enlightenment and Buddhism is banned from /x/.

You may talk about pod casts, conspiracy theories, religion, David Bowie, things that aren't creepy or scary, you can spam complete gibberish if it's in base64 or binary, spiders are paranormal. No Illuminati. No Enlightenment.

Stay stupid foolish goyims. :^)

Cabbage 01/21/16 (Thu) 23:43:28 No.987

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You goofy motherfucker I figured it was one of us! Ha!

Cabbage 03/14/16 (Mon) 12:25:59 No.999

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Replace the favorite star with a K for apple Cabbage 03/08/16 (Tue) 16:24:48 No.998 [Reply]

#favorite-star:after {

position: relative !important;

right: 16px;

content: "Ⓚ";

visibility: visible !important;

}

You're welcome.

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Boruto Cabbage 01/31/16 (Sun) 02:13:07 No.994 [Reply]

Boruto has golden apple hair.

Cabbage 02/04/16 (Thu) 06:02:42 No.995

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4nord

Cabbage 02/05/16 (Fri) 17:04:14 No.996

>>995

fnordchan.org

Cabbage 03/08/16 (Tue) 08:06:15 No.997

test

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what's the point in requiring a subject if I'm just going to put something meaningless here? Cabbage 12/26/15 (Sat) 02:07:41 No.959 [Reply]

Dropping some OC

>subject required

Cabbage 12/26/15 (Sat) 02:21:05 No.960

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I will spread your oc and we will grow stronger!

Cabbage 01/24/16 (Sun) 20:03:09 No.990

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Cabbage 01/28/16 (Thu) 03:59:11 No.991

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Cabbage 01/29/16 (Fri) 12:06:34 No.993

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This is good. We need more anime girls holding principia.

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sage Cabbage 01/28/16 (Thu) 22:02:50 No.992 [Reply]

my mom can make a better board than you and she doesn't even know what 8chan is

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game Cabbage 05/08/15 (Fri) 17:22:20 No.532 [Reply]

Post something tangentially related to this picture. Then someone else posts something tangentially related to that picture, and so on. Let's see where this ends up.

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Cabbage 01/16/16 (Sat) 04:26:41 No.983

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>>979

Cabbage 01/21/16 (Thu) 07:20:41 No.985

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>>983

Cabbage 01/21/16 (Thu) 23:41:08 No.986

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>>985

Cabbage 01/22/16 (Fri) 03:42:59 No.988

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>>986

Cabbage 01/23/16 (Sat) 18:12:39 No.989

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>>988

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Philosophy Thread Cabbage 11/23/15 (Mon) 05:09:22 No.940 [Reply]

Hi /eris/. Let's talk philosophy. The first thing I'd like to talk about involves the Cortical Homunculus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortical_homunculus

The brain is responsible for managing input from the body, but not all body parts are equally represented. The Cortical/ Sensory Homunculus is a visual representation of how sensitive each body part is to stimulation (how many nerves it has) and, as shown, the face and hands are disproportionately sensitive. Interestingly enough, our unique opposable thumb is one of the most over-represented parts of the body.

Because of this high sensitivity, we pay a large amount of conscious attention to these areas of the body. Much time is spend screwing up the face just so, or trying to figure out what to do with our hands when we're just standing around doing nothing. Our hands and faces are highly sensitive and we pay a high amount of attention to them.

What I would like to discuss is this: How are sensitivity and consciousness related? Why are we so sensitive and so conscious of these two very small regions?

Furthermore, is it beneficial for these areas to be so small and, likewise, for the physical "spread" of our consciousness to be small? Or is this merely because of the ease of physical defense of our sensitive faces with our adept hands? Would a human with a mouth on his chest, eyes nearer the top of head, and ears on his shoulders be less capable NOT because of physical effects, but because of the increased physical "spread" of his consciousness required? (Although consolidation of senses near the brain allows for high bandwidth and low response time, which is clearly beneficial)

What are your thoughts?

Cabbage 11/23/15 (Mon) 05:21:56 No.941

I would also like to introduce some language discussion.

Let's take for example the prefix "in-", generally meaning "not-" or "non-". It is present in the words "ineffectual", "ineffable", "incompetent", "include", "inform", and "incredible", to name a few. Reader be warned: I am not a linguist, and the inclusion of "in" might not be equal to the prefix "in-".

"Ineffectual", "ineffable", and "incompetent" are easy enough. These mean "not effective", "not effable" (not able to be wrong), and "not competent".

"Include" is interesting, because it could be argued to be equivalent to "not occlude". To occlude is to block from view, and to include is to put into view. Even "into" itself can be considered: "into" implying something inside, with "to" implying something outside. Into = "not to".

"Inform" is a great one. "Not form". Is the significance immediately clear to you? When you "inform" someone of something, you take something that IS form, such as an event or a thing, and turn it into language, which is NOT form. Then, of course, you communicate this "information".

Language sure is incredible, isn't it?

Cabbage 01/01/16 (Fri) 10:20:25 No.970

>>941

your etymology for into, include and inform are incorrect, which is why you're having confusion with them.

in- means literally "in/into" rather than "not" in these cases.

inform = into+forma; that is, to put a form/shape/memetic construct into your mind.

include = into+claudere, the Latin word for "to shut". that is, when you include something, you're "shutting it into" some grouping.

into is simply a weird contraction that exists because of how many different language groups English has played with. it's literally in+to.

λάχανο!fnord/Hwv. 01/19/16 (Tue) 19:15:43 No.984

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WELCOME TO THE IDIOCENE Cabbage 01/07/16 (Thu) 00:22:32 No.976 [Reply]

It has been proposed that the present era of life on earth should be called the “Anthropocene” to reflect the human domination of our planet. However, an elegant, scientific-sounding term like “anthropocene” seems like a cop-out, a handy euphemism to hide exactly what kind of domination this is and what it’s doing to the planet. I propose that instead we call it the “Idiocene,” signifiying the “New Era of Idiots.” “Idiot” comes from the Greek word ἰδιώτης meaning both an incompetent person and a private citizen. “Idiocene” is the one precisely appropriate name for an era that is suicidally stupid and ecocidally privatizing. Would you like a simple definition of the Idiocene? You might remember the old joke about a robber who comes up to somebody on the street, pulls out a gun and says: “Your money or your life!” The victim pauses and then says “Can I have a moment to think it over?” That moment is the Idiocene.

Welcome to the Idiocene

It’s the Obliviocene

It’s the Distractocene

It’s the DontWorryBeHappyocene

It’s the ADHDocene

It’s the SpacedOutocene

It’s the Narcissocene

It’s the WhichWayIsUpocene

It’s the Amneseocene

It’s the

NoThereWhenYouGetThereocene

It’s the BlahBlahBlahocene

It’s the Idiocene

Welcome to the Idiocene

It’s the Comatosocene

It’s the DruggedOutocene

It’s the Wastedocene

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Cabbage 01/09/16 (Sat) 01:54:41 No.977

It's all domination and games until they come to eat bits of you in your sleep.

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Cabbage 04/02/15 (Thu) 22:51:18 No.389 [Reply]

Just got directed here from /liberty/ and this is relevant to my interests,tell me is this a religion that ACTUALLY permits fun?

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Cabbage 05/18/15 (Mon) 20:07:09 No.575

>>567

HALF LIFE 3 CONFORMED

Cabbage 10/24/15 (Sat) 04:09:06 No.884

We don't permit it, "fun" is just a matter of perception.

Cabbage 11/24/15 (Tue) 21:11:03 No.943

>>567

Fuck off tripfag and pi believer.

Cabbage 11/27/15 (Fri) 05:09:34 No.948

>>943

Why does he need to fuck off?

Cabbage 12/26/15 (Sat) 19:28:49 No.962

>>392

What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!

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Can I still be a Discordian if I'm not wacky and creatively oddball? Cabbage 11/21/15 (Sat) 11:38:39 No.937 [Reply]

I highly appreciate the philosophy and aesthetics, but every Discordian seems witty and fun and I'm a sad sack.

Cabbage 11/21/15 (Sat) 15:42:11 No.938

>>937

Just become a legionaire in the Legion of dynamic discord. You don't have to become an episkopos or something.

Cabbage 11/25/15 (Wed) 01:06:39 No.944

Fun is mandatory. Wit is not, but you can't hang around a bunch of smart-asses without picking up some of it yourself. Well, I suppose you can, but that would not be fun.

Remember, there's a fine line between stupid and, uh, clever.

Cabbage 12/01/15 (Tue) 02:16:03 No.949

The main thing here is that it has to sell, and before it's going to sell, people will have to take you seriously.

You have to take yourself seriously, but unlike the average loon, you need to make sure that they know that you're aware of it, because it was your idea in the first place.

Cabbage 12/14/15 (Mon) 22:53:40 No.953

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You're already a pope, you're good.

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Hail Eris Cabbage 11/17/15 (Tue) 02:41:27 No.916 [Reply]

I know this board is slow, but I'm going to upload a lot of high resolution images I created.

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Cabbage 11/20/15 (Fri) 05:10:40 No.927

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Great thread, nice job.

Cabbage 11/20/15 (Fri) 07:44:48 No.931

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>>927

Cabbage 11/20/15 (Fri) 07:51:08 No.932

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>>925

Cleaned up.

Cabbage 11/21/15 (Sat) 01:02:15 No.935

>>932

Blessings upon ye, Cabbage

I knew my laziness would pay off

Cabbage 11/21/15 (Sat) 03:10:01 No.936

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>>935

It always does.

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Saint Thread Qrez 01/11/15 (Sun) 20:14:46 No.71 [Reply]

(picture unrelated…)

Anyway… so we are all popes.. but how many saints have you canonized?

I Cannonized myself as the patron saint of Stain removal after several miraculous achievements the greatest being the removal of a liquid latex stain on my favourite semi-ecchi-kinky anime t-shirt…

It took a few months and application of oil (sacred canola bought at the local store)
anyway I miraculously got rid of the stain leaving the garment perfect.. a true miricle!

So found any candidates for sainthood yourself?

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Cabbage 09/01/15 (Tue) 18:52:41 No.815

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>>92

Double whammy!

I canonized Dr. Dala as patron saint of robosexuality and teddy bears

and then I canonized Peacock as the patron saint of skulls and girls

Mal-2!!Og0mSxxrDg 09/08/15 (Tue) 00:36:06 No.839

>>815

Robosexuality used to be called Appliantology.

http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/wiki/Appliantology

Cabbage 11/09/15 (Mon) 09:11:32 No.907

I've recently been ordained as the saint of intoxication, my first actions were getting drunk at a gathering and duping people into being unknowingly converted. I also ordained a priest, as the saint of intoxication I bless Eris' most oblivious followers: the severely intoxicated

Cabbage 11/10/15 (Tue) 13:44:21 No.909

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>>907

You sound like my kind of saint. What's your name? I can't just think of you as saint anon.

Cabbage 11/17/15 (Tue) 03:44:04 No.923

>>909

I go by the mononym saint chi, however my real name is Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst.

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