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If you're not familiar with Discordianism, you're probably wondering what the hell this board is all about, so I'm going to lay things straight so you can get your bearings amongst the confusion.

>What the fuck IS Discordianism?

Long story short, Discordianism is a semi-joke religion that started in the early 60's based around the ancient Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, and Discord. Starting religions was a popular hobby back then, so a couple of guys got together, made their own holy text, passed it around, and many people had great fun with it.

>So what's it all about then?

You should probably read the thing yourself at principiadiscordia.com, but the basic point is that disorder has gotten an undeserved bad rap, and that putting order always before disorder denies us the creative aspects of disorder and ties us to the destructive aspects of order. tl;dr: we should all probably lighten the fuck up and think about what we're doing for a second before we do it

>Say, you're not trying to convert me, are you?

Hell no. There's some interesting ideas in here but I would not recommend actually being a Discordian to anyone who wasn't essentially one already anyway. Everybody's welcome to post here though. We don't even demand you make much sense.

>What is this "fnord" thing that you people keep going on about?

Fnord is a nonsense word in the Principia that was turned into an allegory by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson (five names!) in their "Illuminatus! Trilogy". In the book it's described how a hypnotic device would be brought into classrooms where young children would be taught that "If you don't see a FNORD, it can't eat you. Don't see the FNORDS!" Thus an entire populace would be given a trigger word that could be inserted into media, and those seeing it would immediately forget they saw it but be left with a sense of apprehension and anxiety. This is how the shadowy government controlled the populace in the novels, but it's much more simple in real life. Humans come with built-in exploitable reactions already, the fnords in real Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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I think that goddesses like Cybele, Freyja and Inanna share a lot of similarities, maybe it all comes down to Shub-Niggurath.

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Any meta discussion about the board should probably go here as well. Seems like a good place for it. At least elsewhere it may or may not go unnoticed. Good plan. I'm glad we had this talk.

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She will bring you hope. Or curly fries and crushing ennui.

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Here are the two most amusing books Discordianism has to offer; The Principia Discordia describes and outlines the religion, and The Black Iron Prison describes the prison of 'self' in which all organisms necessarily exist.

These books and more can also be found at principiadiscordia.com. If you have any material you'd like to post here, please do!

Also connect to UnderNet through IRC and join the #bookz channel to find shitloads of books.

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File: 974470065f4d9a4⋯.pdf (2.37 MB, DiscordianMenace-64365518.pdf)

Educate yourself on the Discordian Menace! (It's much better than The Phantom Menace.)

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(Ey, put yer cartoon loods here so it's all in one hideable thread.)

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300 points to the one who edits this to be of eris being ridden by futa eris



>futa eris

not a good combo. a strap-on, maybe although im forced to admit another member of the cast is literally strap-on material





Thanks, now I need a solid gold strap-on with "kallisti" engraved along it.



>futa Eris

>not good

I can assure you the Lady of Discord absolutely has a cock. Does it come with balls ripe with strife? Maybe. Is it gilded? Perhaps on occasion. Size? Tempermental, unfathomable, and irrelevant. But she has one. And she enjoys having it for all the reasons a goddess of chaos should.

And of course there's still the girly bits, she *is* crazy after all.


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>ywn have some fun with her tooth gap

why even live?

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I propose we breed Eris and Kek for a balanced, all-encompassing chaos deity. A "Quizat Haderach" of confusion.

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Exactly. I guess it's not so much a breeding program as a dating service.


I propose we eat them and thus gain their strength.


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Won't happen.




this, honestly



>praise kek

>ave discordia


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Remember your roots.

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The MED BULL is god ultimate creation.He built us to be strong,intelligent and beautiful.

The MED BULL is the biggest creator in the history.They created the biggest most famous empire: Roman Empire,when the empire was created the beginning of what we call Western Civilization was born.

Mediterraneans are also the biggest defenders of Europe.These BULLS defended Europe from hordes of Muslims numerous times.

They are responsible for the philosophy,mathematic and many other.The pioneers of navigation are also the Mediterranean people.They made the discovery of the American continent.

Mediterranean people are probably the epitome of humanity.


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>Mediterranean people are probably the epitome of humanity.





keked and wrecked



Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it some asian hunter gatherers that discovered america?

P.S. North africa and middle east are also mediterraean, you gonna give them credit?



They actually just learned that all Native Americans share a common European ancestor. Meaning they migrated from Europe, albeit over thousands of years with plenty of interbreeding among asians.


Can we have a PDF thread? I've got few, but I need more.

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ok, how far down?



Twelve exactly.


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Ok, this is 12 on my screen


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Anyone wanna bet if the sheep gonna trample the poor fucker



Or the poor tramp is going to fuck the sheep.

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Post something tangentially related to this picture. Then someone else posts something tangentially related to that picture, and so on. Let's see where this ends up.

Remember to write something too, to satisfy the r9k script.

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Your alcohol to us will fall, 'cause we are here to drink your beer.


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Kchwhaa chwaa chwa ahh kwaa kwah khwakt cwack kwan ahh kwhaa kaw kwha cwac.


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Wokka wokka?


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Do you think Donald lays eggs and eats them?


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Donald is a real mallards mallard. No cloaca stuff, no ifs and or butts.

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This board makes my head hurt.

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This must be why rubbing menthol over my balls feels super.


Have you ever seen your head? Considering that you really cannot trust mirrors.



I can see my nose, mouth and the edges of my eye sockets right now.


I've seen parts of my face as well, aye, and felt my head with my hands, but how far can we trust these fickle things known as senses? They are, after all, smurfed through the human brain which is nothing if not nature's most consummate Lying Engine. It lies to itself, it lies to its user, it lies to others.




you must have some serious DSLs


I'd like to point out that I established the Church of Chaos in at least 2010, and named my dog Eris.

It is not ok that discordianism STOLE MY IDEA


I even had it!

At least they got it rightish, i guess.

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You don't get to define me, retard. enjoy your education.




>There can only be a spiral of entropy if god invents entropy for it to spiral into.

Seeing as how autistic people struggle with projecting themselves into others it's not surprising you can't put yourself in the perspective of a God.

>you've pissed me off with your constant attempts to define my Autistic reality

It's fine if you project autistic qualities onto a god, stop projecting your human point of view, too. That would imply, not I but IT would imply, you have a limited scope of mind.


There is no argument because you still haven't provided any context outside of

>If God was an autistic human

While I provide the context specifically as

>If God was autistic

But you being autistic means you can't project your mindset to envision anything but your specific reality, so if you're autistic you wouldn't have a place in the argument, anyway, being incapable of even understanding the most basic premises. Or are you going to pretend that autism means you're hypersocial and able to understand every facet of perspective?

>Doesn't even understand the most basic principle of unbiased balance



Which is more likely, that the vast cosmic being that created the universe and everything in it just happens to have the same social developmental disability you have, or that when you commune with this being you are only seeing the facets that reflect what you are familiar with?


Remember this my brethren and sistren, Thou Art God.


This is now a thread for the discussion of the nature of entropy or chaos. Lemme tell you a story about entropy. You wake up one day, you're in a nightclub, just inside the door. The bouncer welcomes you, and tells you that the cover charge is the delivery of a bullet to your brainstem in about a week, maybe a little more, maybe a little less, or maybe whenever the management feels like it. You think that price is awfully steep, and ask the bouncer for directions to a less expensive place. The bouncer informs you there are no other places, literally, and even if there were there's no way to get there as there are no doors. That feeling you get as you hit the dancefloor, knowing the bullet will be coming but not knowing when? THAT is understanding of the true nature of chaos.

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This thread is for songs that may educate and enlighten, or contain profound wisdom. (There's gonna be a lot of Rush here.)

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Are you prepared for a second from now?


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People forget, It's a put on.


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Turn. It. Off.


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Everybody, everybody



>madeedo deedo

What did he mean by this?

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Hi /eris/. Let's talk philosophy. The first thing I'd like to talk about involves the Cortical Homunculus.


The brain is responsible for managing input from the body, but not all body parts are equally represented. The Cortical/ Sensory Homunculus is a visual representation of how sensitive each body part is to stimulation (how many nerves it has) and, as shown, the face and hands are disproportionately sensitive. Interestingly enough, our unique opposable thumb is one of the most over-represented parts of the body.

Because of this high sensitivity, we pay a large amount of conscious attention to these areas of the body. Much time is spend screwing up the face just so, or trying to figure out what to do with our hands when we're just standing around doing nothing. Our hands and faces are highly sensitive and we pay a high amount of attention to them.

What I would like to discuss is this: How are sensitivity and consciousness related? Why are we so sensitive and so conscious of these two very small regions?

Furthermore, is it beneficial for these areas to be so small and, likewise, for the physical "spread" of our consciousness to be small? Or is this merely because of the ease of physical defense of our sensitive faces with our adept hands? Would a human with a mouth on his chest, eyes nearer the top of head, and ears on his shoulders be less capable NOT because of physical effects, but because of the increased physical "spread" of his consciousness required? (Although consolidation of senses near the brain allows for high bandwidth and low response time, which is clearly beneficial)

What are your thoughts?

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your etymology for into, include and inform are incorrect, which is why you're having confusion with them.

in- means literally "in/into" rather than "not" in these cases.

inform = into+forma; that is, to put a form/shape/memetic construct into your mind.

include = into+claudere, the Latin word for "to shut". that is, when you include something, you're "shutting it into" some grouping.

into is simply a weird contraction that exists because of how many different language groups English has played with. it's literally in+to.


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>How are sensitivity and consciousness related?

Are they related? Consciousness appears to be a function of the claustrum, perhaps acting as a sort of real-time interpreter of sensory data. Sensitivity, then, would be simply the proportionate volume of each data source the interpreter has to sort through in a given moment.




We can really bullshit anything and its contrary, can't we?



Yes, but getting enough people to swallow that bullshit that it catches on is a different story.

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One of the benefits of Discordianism is the freedom of belief it encourages.

What are your personal thoughts on Discordianism? Which ideas do you agree with and which do you ignore?

see also: >>940 which is currently 404'd


There are a few pages in the Principia that stand out to me, but I think the one that resonates hardest with me is the one that wraps it up with the concept of Nonsense As Salvation. That being confused isn't always a problem you have to fix. That nonsense has its uses, and the answer is sometimes 'mu'. Though one must keep in mind that 'mu' is a call to stop and think, not to stop thinking. Never go full lolrandumb.


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>What are your personal thoughts on Discordianism?

While a lot of the community interaction is lighthearted roleplaying, I already agreed with many of the general ideas of discordianism and of some of its more quoted popes. Things like the denouncement of absolute truth, and appreciating disorder. In an advanced global society where world domination is increasingly plausible, chaos becomes an important protection against the horrors of tyranny.

also Billy and Mandy's Eris is a qt psycho waifu

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hello all, I'm a reporter at https://dailycrusader.com. the editor-in-chief lets me write basically fnord anything, it goes through him for approval but he just checks grammar and spelling and shit, as long as it's not liberal fnord bullshit, it will pass the sniff fnord test. i guess what i'm fnord asking is what can i fnord write to summon up the maximum amount of discord? fnord pic related was pretty good and we want to kick up another fnord shitstorm

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AD70 is back in style



Oy vey! Shut it down.


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So guys I kept printing anti-Israel and anti-MSM stuff like was suggesting by my fellow Popes and Saints in here, and now the US is pulling out of Syria and AFG and maybe S Korea and the jews are fucking losing their minds.

Just wanted to say THANK YOU and HEIL ERIS!



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Tbh fam, im digging your site more than Daily Stormer and I got a great laugh out of seeing pic related kevetch. All I want for Christmas is for Israel to over extend themselves when they increase their troop presence in Syria.

Keep up the good work, mein Bruder!


I'm trying hard to keep it all as above board as possible while making the intentions clear enough. Not sperging out like TDS, although I do appreciate the Stormer lmao

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Fire, ems, hazmat ready to go Q. FIRE WHEN READY, WWG1WGA!

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What makes you think government ain't capable of pretending to be disorganized and in panic to lure its enemies to attack? Oldest trick in the book. One of the books at least.



The saint of deeply confused boomers



>DC is a singular entity

>Attesting to order

DC is a biploar split personality hydra constantly biting off it's own heads.

Q is fake and by far CICADA's worst fucking meme to date.



>implying Q is even CICADA

Q is just a shared name, like Anon. It looks like no-one special is or was behind it.




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