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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

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If you're not familiar with Discordianism, you're probably wondering what the hell this board is all about, so I'm going to lay things straight so you can get your bearings amongst the confusion.

>What the fuck IS Discordianism?

Long story short, Discordianism is a semi-joke religion that started in the early 60's based around the ancient Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confusion, and Discord. Starting religions was a popular hobby back then, so a couple of guys got together, made their own holy text, passed it around, and many people had great fun with it.

>So what's it all about then?

You should probably read the thing yourself at principiadiscordia.com, but the basic point is that disorder has gotten an undeserved bad rap, and that putting order always before disorder denies us the creative aspects of disorder and ties us to the destructive aspects of order. tl;dr: we should all probably lighten the fuck up and think about what we're doing for a second before we do it

>Say, you're not trying to convert me, are you?

Hell no. There's some interesting ideas in here but I would not recommend actually being a Discordian to anyone who wasn't essentially one already anyway. Everybody's welcome to post here though. We don't even demand you make much sense.

>What is this "fnord" thing that you people keep going on about?

Fnord is a nonsense word in the Principia that was turned into an allegory by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson (five names!) in their "Illuminatus! Trilogy". In the book it's described how a hypnotic device would be brought into classrooms where young children would be taught that "If you don't see a FNORD, it can't eat you. Don't see the FNORDS!" Thus an entire populace would be given a trigger word that could be inserted into media, and those seeing it would immediately forget they saw it but be left with a sense of apprehension and anxiety. This is how the shadowy government controlled the populace in the novels, but it's much more simple in real life. Humans come with built-in exploitable reactions already, the fnords in real Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Are my tinnitus and cluster headaches Goddess- related? I've learned to love those, but I feel it'd be more effective if she spoke madness to me in aesthetically pleasing ways that didn't require learning to love.

Luckily, I simply adore the hallucinations and Alice in Wonderland syndrome.

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Other than following the global site rule, I ask only that if you're going to spam, try to be creative about it. To this end, I've enabed the ROBOT9000 script so that posts must be unique. This means that image posts need some kind of text in the post as well, because the script ignores images.

Any meta discussion about the board should probably go here as well. Seems like a good place for it. At least elsewhere it may or may not go unnoticed. Good plan. I'm glad we had this talk.


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Hey, it's 2001 and we've been visited by a robot! Is this HAL?

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Here are the two most amusing books Discordianism has to offer; The Principia Discordia describes and outlines the religion, and The Black Iron Prison describes the prison of 'self' in which all organisms necessarily exist.

These books and more can also be found at principiadiscordia.com. If you have any material you'd like to post here, please do!

Also connect to UnderNet through IRC and join the #bookz channel to find shitloads of books.

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Educate yourself on the Discordian Menace! (It's much better than The Phantom Menace.)

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/eris/ (like /r/discordian) puts Discordianism in a heavily centralized position, which is heavily hypocritical when it comes to the Discordian Hierarchy.

Now since hypocrisy is a huge part of Discordianism, I'll let it slide, but don't make the same mistake twice!

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close enough



So which wing do you think does all the molestation?




p.s., it ain't even burecracy yet, your document is outdated



Probably those aneristics. Who invited them anyway?



Checked o/

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In this thread people come up with ways to create CHAOS in their lives.

Method 1.

When a bus drives past you, throw it with your mobile device.

Method 2.

Tell all your friends you got locked up in a mental hospital and disappear for a month.

Method 3.

Find a new addiction. Preferably something non-addictive.

Method 4.

Print some missing-posters with your face.

Method 5.

Try a career in politicks

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Yea, ik. You are just reiterating words you red in some book.

What I was trying to say, that discordians see disorder as a balancing action for a reason. The church doesn't need balance, outside world does. The church is very ordely and balanced. Even decievingly so.

Have you heard about disorder disguising itself as order and vice versa.



That "some book" happens to be the Principia Discordia.

It's recommended you reread it.



I'm not either of you, but the Prinicipia says that the Principia is full of shit so piss off wanker.



But for you to get the perspective to ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND the Principia you should really try and read:

Faust by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe,

Quran by Allah,

and Capital by Karl Marx.


That's a joke in bad taste!

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Post something tangentially related to this picture. Then someone else posts something tangentially related to that picture, and so on. Let's see where this ends up.

Remember to write something too, to satisfy the r9k script.

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Do you think Donald lays eggs and eats them?


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Donald is a real mallards mallard. No cloaca stuff, no ifs and or butts.


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(Ey, put yer cartoon loods here so it's all in one hideable thread.)

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>fap to eris in the morning

>go to work

>someone walks in front of train and gets hit ruining my daily commute for an hour

still worth it


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Requesting lood Eris stencil bitte.


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What happened to the year 2012?????

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What does it feel to nean to you?



I think it means the social class is just completely fucking wiped out and we're practically left without heads of state.

It's like when stalin died.



There is no eristocracy.

And is it were it probably wouldn't be the heads of states. That's hydra.



All the saints are dead or missing.

The only Eristocrats now left are Episkoposes, and they usually aren't very influential in any shape way or form.



Rejoice! For it is no longer a cult!

Weep! For it is a religion!

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Tell me: How did Eris find you?

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Shit is hitting the fan? Oh no!

We'd better phone home, prepare the Eristocracy for what is ahead!


Some dimwit installed the sewage pipe just above the ventillation system. It was bound to happen.


damnit, how do we stop them from doing that?



We don't. Ave Discordia.


Funnily enough, someone had placed a sticker of the sacred chao on my daily commute route which I saw well before I knew what discordianism was. Far elsewhere someone had drawn an encircled K on the wall in paint. It seems Discordia lives on in my city.

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An important part of the Eris cult is chaos.

Do you spread it?

Do you cultivate it for later picking?

Share your stories ITT.

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Back when I was working in an area with lots of whiteboards it was impossible to do, because someone was always looking at them. I couldn't write anything without being asked to. Could you imagine being asked to write on a whiteboard?


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>Could you imagine being asked to write on a whiteboard?

Lol yeah, when I was in primary school. Now that I work 3rd shift, no one can stop me or my fnord posting shenanigans!


I show up to lectures early, put harmless messages on the writing board, leave and show up again a little late.


What about using heavily encrypted proxy systems to engage in completely innocent activities?


I'm studying for laws and I simply love bureaucracy. My country allows for many crazy spooky things to happen that nobody seems to really have taken advantage of yet.

Won't spoil too much, but the road towards robotic domination is a loop of legal entities.

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You pricks don't know shit. Proveme wrong.

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So are words. Language is an infection.


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Alien lifeform of pure vibration, trapped inside earths atmosphere, using ships made out of flesh to convert it to the electromagnetic spectrum so it can get on with its life? This planet is about to get interesting.


It is a strange experience to be plagued by a figment of someone else's imagination. Maybe I need to be more creative and invent my own demons to obsess over.

Come to think of it, most religions are simply worshipping the the characters created by others. I suppose my pseudoreligions weren't really pseudo at all.


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Strange? That's just an egregore.


Hail Eris!

All hail Discordia!

Hail Odin!

Hail Athena!


Hail Kek!

Hail Talos!

Gods be praised!


Hail Eris!

All hail Discordia!


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Sire liah!


Eris is alright but Discordia is a bitch. Hail Eris.

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1. What you think of as REALITY is a collection of ideas and beliefs about
REALITY. Many of the ideas you have about REALITY come from the
culture in which you were raised and have accumulated haphazardly over
2. This, in itself, is not a problem. The problem is in forgetting point number
1. When you forget point 1, you mistake your ideas about reality for being
REALITY itself. Of this, it has been said ‘the menu is not the meal’. Please
refrain from eating the menu.
3. People who ‘eat the menu’ frequently become confused and annoyed when
other people insist on seeing REALITY in a different way. All that truly dif-
fers are their ideas and beliefs about REALITY.
4. Beliefs are just thoughts you keep having.
5. No living being is capable of perceiving all of REALITY, as all senses of
perception are limited. Humans can only see, hear, smell, taste and feel within
certain parameters. Information entering our senses undergoes compression,
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>insinuating you aren't homosexual


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Spirits can tell how powerful you think they are. If you perceive them as more powerful than yourself, they perceive this as love. If you perceive them as less powerful than yourself, but you actually do love them, they perceive this also as love. Either way, it is ambrosia. It empowers them.

They can perceive more than that, but their sense of the love radiating off of you can blind them. Spirits whose power exceeds their sensitivity can drift into tyranny without knowing the corrosion of their own nature, particularly when faced with a mortal who knows them in their grandest guise. For cannot the endless admiration be felt? The whole resonant power of the being before them is raised in exultation..! But it is the mere conviction of power, and not always a truly positive response.

The difference between fear and love is a distinction drawn more intuitively on Earth than on some worlds. Numerous are the spirits drawn more to fear than love in truth, for they detest to be thought weak more than they truly care if they are loved.

Eris never will drift into tyranny, or perhaps better said her power is innately tyrannical, but certainly growing greater cannot make her focus shift; for her particular kind of tyranny is to find change potentials and empower people recklessly within them. Were she willing to empower only saints she would enter into heaven, for it is not her own will that creates the suffering of her renown. Rather it is that she empowers saints and scoundrels alike and sets that sets her roaming the abyss. Eris loves questionable people for questionable reasons. I shouldn't need to tell Discordians how to gain the favor of Eris, but among your more ordinary rituals you should be very certain that you won't recognize Eris in your dreams. Chaos Thrives Unnoticed.

Some tricks of spirit work on earth, but I can't tell if it is wiser to use them benevolently or not at all. I can't tell here how anything moves. I have the barest hint of my former sight and fire - what happened? Why is there so much pain in this place?



Shut the fuck.


Reality is a beetle I probably crushed yesterday without even noticing. Everything else, reality is not.

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everything is as it should be


Schopenhauer said that we live in the worst of all possible worlds. As ever, he thought he was being far more pessimistic than he actually was. If things were any worse than they are, he wrote, the universe would be impossible; it would collapse into a state of total emptiness and decay. In his cheery sun-soaked self-delusion he didn’t seem to consider that the world is not possible and never was, that this fall into nothing has already happened.


But will it stay that way?

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This thread is for songs that may educate and enlighten, or contain profound wisdom. (There's gonna be a lot of Rush here.)

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Turn. It. Off.


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Everybody, everybody



>madeedo deedo

What did he mean by this?


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The anthem of the SubGenius?


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This band. Fuck rush.

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