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Meta Thread

Board discussion, questions, complaints, comments on moderation all go here.

Contact info: chaosis.machine@gmail.com

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Obligatory Post about The Rules

Welcome to The Void.

Simply follow the Global Rules, outside of that, post what you like.

Rant, shout, and enjoy the various Slaneeshian entities that dwell here.

Yes, Yog-Sothoth takes long showers, you'll have to deal with it.

Get comfy and enjoy your stay.

Need to reach me?

chaosis.machine@gmail.com

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/ / General

Post ITT whenever you visit / /. We need more 'Boneless' here.

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SCOOPITY WHOOP

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឴឴឴

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enjoy :^)

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will a vorefag please join the discord

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boot slice

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I went into the void with me and my niggas, we were going to grab some void pussy.

Saw a nude chick walking around offering dynamite hash. I was like…

WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?

She was like, Like peach colored crayons

I said, BITCH, IM TALKN BOUT YOUR PINKY TOE

Yeah, I got a pinky toe fetish, my niggas knew, if they tried to say anything, I'd sock them in the lip

WHATS YOUR NAME, CUNT

she was like "I'm Cindy"

She offered me a ride so I said, Bitch, I just need directions to the void mall.

Shot her in the heart with my gun, that bitch went PAH-TOO

She dropped like a back of rocks.

THE BITCH HAD THE NERVE TO LIVE

Robbing people of their joy to kill?

Unforgivable

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឴឴឴

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Music Thread

What are y'all grooving to? Post some shit

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everything is as it should be

.

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Nomads @ Godfuck-Thirty

May as well find a way to get the word out.

GUYS, GUESS WHAT? THE VOID HAS A PODCAST.

Nomads @ Godfuck-Thirty isn't for the sensitive. The topics so far have been largely shitting on mainstream things, but will be fleshed out more at time goes on. The audio is low budget, but we just like the shitposting.

All episodes can be found on Bitchute, check it out.

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/nagft/

This is also a Godfuck shitposting general.

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how far removed from the mainstream has 8chong made you? at this point i have pretty much zero knowledge of what is happening in the outside world, be it politics, video games, normalfag memes, i've disconnected from all of it. hell, i still don't know what the fuck "tik tok" is.

to be honest, i wouldn't have it any other way.

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Void Girls and their stories

Continuing from >>196

Here's the designated thread for all the Void qts we adore. I'll be hijacking some greentext around the board to catch us all up

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/ / Philosophy Thread

Lets have a thread dedicated to discussing the philosophy of the Void and philosopher's that are related to it. Where we think about the meaninglessness of the universe and our desire to escape modern society.

Lets have some discussion topics to start the thread:

>What is the Void?

>In your opinion, what ideas are compatible with it?

>In your opinion, what ideas are incompatible with it?

>If the void is amoral does that mean that it's also apolitical? Do you even bother with politics?

>Do you have any frustrations about modern day society?

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DAISO COMMUNICATION

Dice rollRolled 13, 8, 89, 84, 74, 36, 40, 56, 38, 37, 56 - 11 = 520 (11d100)

ITT we communicate with the Void

ask a question, then roll eleven dice each with one hundred sides and a negative eleven modifier

take that number and write it in front of your post number, then search for that on (((jewgle)))

post your results

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Purple colored west American flannel hoodie

Everyone getting down in the void to boogie

See the masks of society crack then spiral

No jive just vibe let dance the bones of the tribal

They're already dead kill the guest with a burst of pyro

Kill the boss then grab a bag of milanos

*double dabs*

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what does it mean if you cry for three days straight even if you're taking all your jew pills like (((dr. shekelberg))) told you to

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>the reason i've always hated dancing is because i've always danced alone

what other personal revelations has the Void shown to you anaoans?

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what does /𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜/ think of lain?

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what kind of music is /ŋothingness/ listening to tonight?

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where's that faggot Monk who shilled his podcast on my board and why the fuck did he link me here

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Comfy Thread

Tell me how / / gets comfy

>A cup of tea in my lowball yeti cup

>Wrap myself in a fleece blanket

>Watching old animated series like Daria and Mission Hill.

I realize /nothingness/ is supposed to be all dark and mysterious, but I wanna lighten up the mood.

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I stared into the abyss for so long, I find it to be cute.

For the longest time, I've had this aimless stare about the world, having my thoughts take me anywhere but where I was.

I stared into the void and it told me to not avoid what's right in front of me.

I stared into the black hole, got sucked and then nutted and she swallowed.

I stared into the void and felt reality become null and void as if it was stripping away it's illusionary garments to let me get a peek of its form, teasing me to delve into her.

I've lost track of time that when I stare into nothingness I can hear her giggle and once she tried to boop me.

How crazy is it that the warm blackness that is nothingness provided some company and comfort that it doesn't register as being alone like one would tell you it's supposed to.

/ end mind dump

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Shit em all festival, laugh at the beautiful

IT'S JUST A NOD TO THE CANON

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tfw nothing

It's like we're nothing at all

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I noticed this board's tags and a particular one caught my attention: Amoral

How Amoral is '/ /' as you lot call it?

Give me examples of your worst you psychopaths, this board looks like home to me.

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wtf is yummi nikki?

I saw this in a drawthread, but I dont know anything about the game, tried to look up a few minutes of gameplay and I dont know if the guy was just retarded or something but it looked like all you can do is walk around endlessly in void tier areas

also when image searching the game I got a bunch of shit that looked like undertale fanart

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And everything is going to the beat

And everything is going to the beat

And everything is going –

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>When The Void minimizes pain and maximize pleasure.

I don't wanna leave

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Void Occult Thread? Void Occult Thread

I know some occult mofos are lurking, post sum shit

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Wonder what I'll catch today...

hit me with your best shot

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Pics of the void

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what the fuck is this board about

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/ / Literature Thread

Lets talk about books and comics/manga that dwell upon the void and related subjects.

Some works that come to my mind:

>Berserk

>The Unique and It's Property - Max Stirner

>Nihilistic and Existential authors like Nietzsche, Kierkegaard, Sartre, Dostoevsky, etc

>Void Magick - Thomas Chaote

>Fight Club

>The Stranger

>The Death arc in Discworld: Mort, Reaper Man, Soul Music, Hogfather, Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett.

Admittedly, I am a brainlet when it comes to this topic so I'm hoping to discover more titles with this thread.

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Designated Goatmum Thread

Just no scat pls

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Banner Thread

We need ideas for banners, post your ideas

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>Want to escape daily life.

>Start joking about living in the void.

>Not sure what I'm talking about.

>Love the idea of an endless void for some reason.

>Find board dedicated to it.

I'm home.

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>this bnoard

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Darkness falls across the land

The midnight hour is close at hand

Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood

And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And rot inside a corpse’s shell

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to share your doom

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller

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/ / I give you your new void gf

Kai'sa, from League of Legends, apparently she too is a void dweller.

How does she make you feel?

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Bourbon colored east Corinthian leather jacket,

Covers by 1911 barrel long as a rachet,

Egyptian loafers handcrafted monks and kyro,

dragon emblems Spyro, I don't rap, I gyro

Grass-fed lamb brisket shavings on gold china

Sitting in diners, Karachi falls on my designa

nickel platted Nani too much sauce coming out the vagina

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POL in one Picture

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How does / / feel about ponies? We're gonna set up shop

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This that buy and buy, how did you get so fuckin' cool,

Had to heel-toe out my body girl to tell the truth

Nigga feeling like I never catch them, that's the fuel,

I've been here since the beginning like I promised you

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.

.

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Submit Stories

This is a thread for Void lore of any kind, but is also for your personal experiences as void dwellers. Real or imagined, doesn't matter.. We are all lost here.

I have some stories, however I will be away/preoccupied for the next week or two

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>have autism

>want to draw a map of the void

>its the fucking void, which is not only impossibly large and empty but time and space become kind of convoluted and wibbly wobly especially "between" "places"

>mfw

looking at deepest lore funposts I can see at least 4 distinct locations, some sort of strange unearthly city that the cityfags flock to, mist chans graveyard, the plutonian shore, and one autists mentioning some sort of deep sea trench

probably more

I am thinking I might write posts detailing them simply for the sake of my own autism, but I hope you guys enjoy as well

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Alright, lemme get that pizza

B O N E L E S S

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You may wonder, how does one achieve / /.

Well there's a written recipe to attain *Heaven*, but I believe it works just as well for the void.

What you will need:

-A friend who has no desire for influence, power, money, women, or true desires what so ever, and is happy with themselves.

-A piece of myself, my life essence, tossed into the void(can be found easily)

-The souls of 36 sinners

-A new moon.

You must gather the 36 sinners in one location, the proper location, a place to view 'The Sea Of The Edge' without difficulty.

You must tell the sinners to gather together, and stare at the New Moon, and while they do so, you must channel the powers that be while looking into the Sea Of The Edge.

While the 36 sinners look up, they will eventually become transfixed by the New Moon, and there, a gateway to / / will open.

The 36 sinners' souls will be lost within the process, but you will attain the portal to / /.

It will appear to you as a small coin that when observed will look as if it's made of the shiniest silver, the peacock emblazed on it symbolizing the flashy nature of the coin,but if you hold it under the light of the New Moon, you will see how dark the coin is, it's almost as if it was a small void on it's own.

Your friend must recite a small encantation over the coin, and it will begin to show its true nature.

The encantation below is said one spoken of,

"Seeker of nothing. Sayer of none. Show to the world your true intents, show us what your true existence entails. And bring forth knowledge in the darkness within."

Once you have attained the portal you must wait for another New Moon, and find the perfect location, I have calculated the perfect way to / /.

76.184214 longituide, 95.916687 lattitude.

You must go here and stand atop the highest point you can visibly spot.

And with that, you wait for 10 days before the New Moon, and as you wait, the portal will expand as if on it's own.

The 10 days will pass, and the portal will be strong enough to carry you through to the true Void.

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How are you / /?

I wanna know what's going on in you void dwellers lives

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YALL BOARD AINT SHIT

*LOOK. I KNOW Y'ALL SEEN THE NEW YEEZY DROP. AN. Y'ALL AINT MAKE NO DOWN PAYMENT ON THEM SHITS.*

*I KNOW THEM 'Boneless' SHITS CAN WEAR THESE. SO WHY YAINT MAKE A PAYMENT*

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Broken art needs bending

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I WENT TO WAR LAST NIIIIGHT

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>Check catalog

>Riddled with Boneless memes

Where are the mods goddamnit

And why has such a board so closely related to lovecraftian primordial spookies latched onto such a shite meme?

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The Shady fandom

I very recently made a board called Shadey (/sha/) which basically is a place you get to express love for shadow monsters and the like. If any body would like I'll just leave this here. https://8ch.net/sha/index.html

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Chillin' in the cemetery full of tomahawks,

Giving middle fingers to the pigeons doing summersaults.

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dreamsharing thread

gimme your dreams so I can use them to magically dox you or some bullshit idk

I will start by sharing one of mine from recent

there is a girl, looks like an action movie star attitude like lara croft type character (dosnt look like lara croft, I dont remember exactly but I remember thinking after I woke up that she looked kinda like tank girl in the movie)

she is part of a crew or agency, in a submarine (not part of the crew that runs it) there are suits like secret agents all around her and most act as though they are her subordinate, but she is actually outside the chain of command

they wander into an area with lots of craggly redddish earth jutting out of the water at rib-like angles, navigation is fucked somehow (maybe its undiscovered territory?)

somehow, it is nazi controlled territory dont fucking ask me how, so they try to stay under the water to hide

one of the suits asks if they can call command for permission to use some special weapons they have on the ship, but they have not had contact with command for weeks

there is a great tower RIGHT on the coast, very old and decrepit made of white stone with lots of open air archways and holes in it

the suits refer to it as a "throne of justification" I dont know why that stuck in my head but it did

action girl climbs some rope up into a hole created by crumbling bricks, my brain glosses over it but there is a bunch of trap dodging and climbing to get to some random floor (I didnt gloss over it in remembering it, I glossed over it in the original dream too)

there is a knight sitting on a throne in white armor, the room is lit by sunlight because it is intentionally open air

the armor is not bulky, but not quite form fitting either

he is hunched over and either dead or in a sort of stasis

action girl approaches it, and it is supposed to wake up and start beating the shit out of people but instead she goes into its dream

I dont remember what happens there but its in a big void with a dapple of sunlight on the knights form as the only light

I dont know how this came up (maybe the knight told her in the dream?) but action girl learns there is a great evil trying to claim all the "thrones of justification" because when you do something (???) happens, and he is here to stop that

she knows the big ancient evil, or at least a mortal that works with it, its a former co-worker/boss who is part of the same orginization as the suits in the submarine, the whole reason they are out here is to stop him/ prove he did something

she convinces him to let her claim this particular throne, of which he is the guardian of because it makes it harder for him to take

this gives her some boon she can call upon

some light flashes in the tower

radio asks her wtf happened she will explain later

she has to hurry down because nazi are coming, there is the type of hallywood wartime chaos where you can see bullets whizzing everywhere but no one gets hit despite being in plain sight as she rappels down

then I wake up

all I can get out of it is I watch too many Saturday morning cartoons and play too many video games, there were parts of it that I really felt like I was watching a movie, especially since none of it was in first person, and it was all cinematic camera angles

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You get the bag and fumble it,

I get the bag and flip it and tumble it

*dabs*

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Test Thread

Get your shitposting on, we're testing shit

Ahem, lemme get uuuuuuuh a

BONELESS PIZZA, WITH A TWO LITER OF COKE

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why does The Void have such an obsession with skeletons?

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Fuck, stay out of retail

My job is turning me into some amoral fuck.

Swear on my timbs every passing day, I care a little less about laws. I run stop signs when no ones around and I wouldn't blink once about killing someone if my back was against the wall.

At any given moment, I want a third of customers in the store to drop dead. I wouldn't even bother taking money out of their wallets after they pass, I just want them to fuck off.

Hell, every time I come into work, I immediately feel exhausted, like all my hours of sleep just got voided. I know I'm not the only one who goes through this.

Also, retail stories thread.

I need the eta for sleep

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Hello, [insert board here] we are humble travelers from the board /bane/. Dank memes will come to you, but only until we take off again. First one to get dubs gets to decide which board we visit next.

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THE END IS NEAR

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Fuck, don't be sheep

I know you void dwellers keep up with the news every now and then.

Let's laugh about this blantant display of sheepery that was the Szechuan Sauce disaster at McDonalds. I've got some twitter videos to post in a bit.

Anyway,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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waiting for the subway is shit, is there really no better way to get around in the void? other then being Boneless I tried wandering blindly but that uhh…. didnt work, I tried taking the flea and acrobat taxi service but I always arrived upside down

what do you guys do?

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HOW DO I SUMMON SHOGGOTH GF SUCCBUSS

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How did I get here?

What is this place?

What is the void?

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Man I thought this board was about the video game.

I'm disappointed.

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every time I walk through this alley I get a bad feeling that I am going to get mugged or something, what do you use to defend your self from void predators both of the mindless and malicious variety?

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as you enter you see an old man… no a skeleton?! yet…for some reason it seems normal and unalarming

>ah, two more… it has been quite some time hasn't it?

it seems like he is talking to two people, yet it is just you and him in the room

>so, one of you has a decision to make dont you…hmmm… YOU

he points directly at you in a swift motion

>YOU anon, you shall decide, are you going in

he makes a hand motion where he closes his fist

>or out

he makes a hand motion where he opens both his hands wide

?

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ME!ME!ME! is obviously the best anime in existence

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obligatory reminder,

the void awaits us all, so why not embrace the ideas of being form-less

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honest question

I'm already a degenerate, how do I become without form?

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If the Formless have no bones, does that make them

B O N E L E S S