/random/ - Random

Sad Satan

“If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now, it’s just a spring clean for the May queen. Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there’s still time to change the road you’re on.”

I`ll just post some webms here for my own amusement.

Just do it

He did the ultimate act of love for mankind

Help me

>Beta

>18

>Single

>Know a chick for a few months

>8/10

>Met at a party

>High as fuck

>Super confident during it

>had a really good chance at starting something

>There was chemistry

>Currently don't know where we stand (friends or more than that)

>Friends have said that there are signs that she likes me back

>idfk

>I feel like she likes me but i'm not sure

How do I make the move /b/

Japan must have strong defensive capabilities to defend the people

>“As the only nation in the world to have suffered a war-time nuclear attack, I have renewed my resolve to play a leading role in pursuing a world without nuclear weapons and maintain the three non-nuclear principles,” Abe said during a ceremony at Nagasaki Peace Park.

>The “three non-nuclear principles” are Japan's long-standing policy of not possessing or producing nuclear arms and not letting others bring them into the country.

>Representatives from 75 countries, including U.S. Ambassador Caroline Kennedy, were among those gathered at the ceremony, where a representative of Nagasaki bomb survivors told the crowd that security legislation introduced by Abe's government goes against the wishes of the survivors and "will lead to war."

>"We cannot accept this," 86-year-old Sumiteru Taniguchi said, after describing in graphic detail his traumatic injuries and how others died in the Aug. 9, 1945, attack on Nagasaki.

>As a bell tolled, they observed a minute of silence at 11:02 a.m., the time when the a U.S. B-29 plane dropped the atomic bomb, killing more than 70,000 people and helping to prompt Japan's World War II surrender. The first atomic bomb in Hiroshima three days earlier killed an estimated 140,000.

>Japan's defense minister triggered a new disagreement over controversial security legislation on Wednesday when he said the bills under consideration by parliament would not rule out the military transporting the nuclear weapons of foreign forces.

>Abe's cabinet adopted a resolution last year reinterpreting the pacifist constitution, drafted by Americans after World War II, to let Japan exercise collective self-defense, or defend an ally under attack.

>The unpopular bills have already passed the lower house, and Abe's ruling bloc has a majority in the upper house as well. But surveys show a majority of voters are opposed to what would be a significant shifPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

I was only 9 years old I loved bowling so much,

I had all the balls and shoes

I pray to Roman every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.

Roman is love I say, Roman is life

Niko overhears me and calls me a yokel

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for bowling

I called him an unloving brother

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

Im crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and its really cold

A warmth is moving towards me.

I feel something touch me

Its Roman

I am so happy

He whispers into my ear "this is my alley"

He grabs me with his powerful bowling hands and puts me on my hands and knees

I'm ready

I spread my bowling shoes for Roman

He penetrates my bowling ball

It hurts so much but I do it for Roman

I can feel my bowling ball tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against his force

I want to please Roman

He roars a mighty roar as he fills my ball with his love

Niko walks in

Roman looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all bowling now"

Roman leaves through my window

Roman is Love, Roman is Life

/b/ got dead so I came here.

tfw there's no pedophiles, anime, or ponies.

Since /b/ is shit, I thought this board could act as a "/b/2" of sorts.

The only rules that I will impose are no pedo or pony threads. (obviously also the global rules) As that is a big part of why /b/ is shit. Discuss this ITT

The last board owner made the settings too strict so I have changed them.

>pic related

Any questions or concerns can be discussed in this thread.

Masturbating Mofat

im gonna do it just watch

Is /random/ heh-pilled?