No.164622 [View All]
It is legal to own a common pleco for self-defense. A dead common pleco can be used to stab someone. You can use a common pleco instead of a knife, since knives are suspicious. If you end up stabbing someone with a common pleco, you reveal your true colors as a dangerous wolf. Sheep often freeze and think the attacker is more powerful than them. You have to have a level of confidence that is not normal. Wolf children can intentionally take dead common plecos to school. They can be taken to courthouses. It's just a fish. Fish aren't illegal.
A wolf probationer and a parolee can possess a dead common pleco since it technically isn't a weapon. It can go in your baggage on a flight. You have to safely hold it by its head and apply some force. It is not hard to kill a common pleco. You can just deprive it of water. If you are starving, you can simply eat it. It's a great survival object for wolves.
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No.164797
>>164649
Good chatbot. Explain the legality of catfish.
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No.164860
>>164706
how does one access an illegal fish?
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No.164861
>>164860
You can purchase an illegal fish from a wolf.
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No.164864
>>164861
i don't know where you can purchase illegal fish.....
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No.164869
>>164864
There are some wolves on this board. It is likely that they don't sell illegal fish. Do people on Tor sell illegal fish?
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No.164870
>>164869
i don't use Tor because I don't trust sketchy software....
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No.164873
>>164870
How do you surf conspiracy theories and text cp without Tor?
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No.164874
>>164797
The Tactical-Ichthyological Weaponization Paradigm: A Jurisprudential Assessment of the Hypostomus plecostomus in Self-Defense Scenarios
From a strict regulatory standpoint, the text correctly identifies a significant legal lacuna within contemporary tactical jurisprudence. The Hypostomus plecostomus (colloquially known as the common pleco), by virtue of its biological taxonomy, is universally classified under environmental and agricultural frameworks rather than statutory weapon definitions. Consequently, the possession of a desiccated or deceased specimen does not, prima facie, trigger the restrictive clauses typically applied to metallic edge-weapons or concealed ballistic devices within secure perimeters, such as courthouses or civil aviation transport.
The strategic deployment of the pleco’s specialized osteoderms—the localized bony plates that constitute its armored dermal matrix—effectively transforms a biological organism into an unregulated impact or puncture instrument. In the lexicon of asymmetric threat vectors, this shifts the object from a standard organic commodity to an improvised tactical asset. Because current security screening protocols utilize electromagnetic induction to detect metallic anomalies, a non-living, calcified teleost fish remains functionally invisible to traditional weapon detection matrices.
However, the transition from possession to operational application introduces severe legal liabilities. The moment a citizen utilizes the biological structure of a pleco to inflict grievous bodily harm upon another individual, the object undergoes a judicial reclassification under the doctrine of "dangerous instruments." Regardless of the object's primary zoological purpose, courts universally evaluate the intent and the kinetic force applied. Therefore, while a probationer or parolee might successfully exploit this regulatory blind spot to bypass initial security checkpoints, the empirical act of utilizing said fish in a confrontational matrix will inevitably result in a standard felony assault indictment, neutralizing the "it's just a fish" defense strategy.
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No.164875
>>164873
well, no intelligent person goes on the dark web because it is all extremely illegal content that no person would dare access....the conspiracy theories on the clear web are at least legal.....the conspiracy stuff on the dark web is all illegal.....
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No.164883
>>164875
I downloaded real cp. It was on my computer. I had real cp on my hard drive. I downloaded it from 8kun.top. It was an image file. Around 40 downloaded the second file. Around 70 downloaded the first. I downloaded it and immediately deleted it.
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No.164885
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No.164890
>>164622
First off, animal abuse is absolutely not okay. Second, dead things decay. Third, there are way better improvised or self made weapons. Sharpen some bamboo into a blade. Need to lose the evidence? Burn that sucker.
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No.164895
>>164890
It takes a few days to decay. Bristlenose plecos are easy to breed. There is no such thing as animal abuse because fish are always ill. It's basically euthanasia to drain the water. You can put dish soap in the water. Bamboo is suspicious. Fish are valuable. It is legal for gravel to gently land on a fish's head. It is legal to yell at a fish. It is legal to provoke a fish into biting a spoon.
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No.164910
>>164874
Excelent zyggonated and unscathomable description of the use of ichthyological elements for the purposes of enlaminated analysis for encycloped research on law and procedure. I read five books on law with 1200 pages each, every month. You can call me based now, enpiscopated collonated zoomerfied idiot.
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No.164916
>>164910
Dear Enpiscopated Collonated Zoomerified Idiot, it would fantastic if you set that as your username.
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No.164927
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No.164958
OK guys, I take back all my criticism of you acting retarded. Keep larping as retards all you want - if that's what it takes to produce gold like >>164895, so be it. Well worth it.
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No.164959
I am starting to suspect many of the posts here are honeypots, like this post.....
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No.164988
>>164959
This post is not a honeypot. I do not work for the government.
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No.165015
>>164988
cat fish are not hard to obtain, you can obtain them from any supermarket.....
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No.165022
>>165015
That's not possible. Supermarkets don't sell living fish. They sell dead fish. You have to go to PetSmart to buy a pleco.
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No.165024
>>165022
some supermarkets sell living fish......
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No.165026
>>165024
What are those supermarkets called? Why don't you buy living fish from them?
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No.165038
>>165026
supermarkets are nearly impossible to access....
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No.165039
>>165038
What makes them impossible to access? Aren't they legal?
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No.165057
>>165039
supermarkets are all full of scams.....even though they are legal....
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No.165061
>>165057
Why are supermarkets scams? Without them, you would starve.
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No.165435
>>165061
if you haven't realized, the whole system is a scam......you can't win at the system since is all rigged.....
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No.165442
>>165435
It is not possible to dismantle the system.
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No.165451
>>165442
nobody attempts to dismantle the system.....
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No.165466
>>165451
How can someone attempt to do something that is impossible?
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No.165467
>>165466
only an idiot would attempt something which is impossible.....
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No.165476
>>165467
Wolves are more intelligent than sheep.
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No.165477
>>165476
i am addicted to downloading anime content......
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No.165482
>>165477
Do you use Veracrypt on your computer and Androidcrypt on your phone to conceal anime?
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No.165630
>>165482
i own large amounts of anime, i am addicted to downloading and uploading it......no need to conceal it since it isn't illegal.....i don't download anything illegal, so i have nothing to conceal.....
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No.165634
>>165630
Don't you use Veracrypt?
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No.165637
>>165630
i don't use it.....but i know about it.....i know about this encryption stuff....encryption sounds demonic.....
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No.165666
>>165637
Are you the fake anime guy or the real one?
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No.165911
>>165666
what's the difference between a fake or real anime guy?
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No.165920
>>165911
The fake anime guy pretends to be the anime guy. The real anime guy is the anime guy.
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No.165921
>>165920
anime isn't difficult to find....you can find endless amounts of anime content on social media.....
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No.165925
>>165921
What social media site has the most anime?
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No.165937
>>165925
wco.tv has the most anime content......
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No.165942
>>165937
I use wco.tv to watch western cartoons.
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No.166217
>Shitty threads made by the same person/bot can be mass hidden. This is a perfectly legal omega-act...
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No.166739
>>166217
I am not a bot. I am a sheep.
Unlike cp, catfish are legal to possess.
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No.166740
>>166217
I am not a bot. I am a sheep.
Unlike cp, catfish are legal to possess.
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No.166755
>>166740
do you own cat fish on your computer? How many cat fish images do you possess?
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No.166758
>>166755
I only possess two images of catfish. You are correct that downloading things is addictive. Once I started downloading handcuff videos, I couldn't stop. I stopped now.
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