/tf2/ - Autism Fortress 2

>>3705

wat am I looking at

>>3706

sexy loadouts

I have submitted a board claim, now we wait.

>>3690

I didn't make it to fap to

I made it because I thought it was funny

Stop projecting

>>3681

I have to agree with

>>3680 on this one

>>3678

this one is maybe kinda cool though

>>3677

but this one took the term "unwatchable" a step further.

MECHANICAL MISHAP DIDN'T GET NOMINATED

>>3672

>not winner material

Food Fortress won best comedy

>>3687

well I guess I'll take it back then

>>3627

Pretty sure I know who you're talking about.

Let me guess, they talk on mic the entire round about stupid shit because they're too lazy to use mumble?

>>3626

In my experience, the spies are actually the guys who think they're super-oldschool and only attention whore with their loadout and taunting but never talk or type. And actually suck pretty bad at the class when they can't find any stairs.

The rest is pretty much spot-on. Especially fucking soldier whine. "Oh no I get 30 HP for each enemy I splash-tag but I still died to the scout 1v1 because I used up all my health flying around with my autism spade, let me rage and call him a noob for standing still or ignoring me while I sperg out". And the Original. "If I use this everyone will think I am an oldschool Quake Pro." Doesn't work if you can't use your shiny new penis without getting mowed down because it lacks the magic health you're used to.

Scout is fun to play but I rarely do because all of the scout mains actually are like scout IRL including the obliviousness to the irony of scout's character and TF2 characters in general. Scout is their protagonist and they will be ready dicks in hand to splooge on their mom's computers whenever the next comic comes out and scout gets a second date with Pauling culminating in a sloppy fursuit MMF with Spy.

>>3628

Of course they complain and fail at acting smug before getting quickly triggered when anyone reminds them they're in teamchat.

>>3626

>Scout: Egotistical dickheads, most likely to spam binds and talk trash

scout main here, can confirm.

ヽ(ຈຈ)ﾉ LE FISH FACE ヽ(ຈຈ)ﾉ

>>3685

What the team generally needs is people playing a class they're halfway competent with.

>>3575

Don't forget the Scout's pistol firing animation change. Now it bucks out of his hands every fucking shot.

>>3575

>>3577

>>3582

You guys feel dumb about not getting the pass and selling your first crates yet?

All I've even gotten so far is two of the small ones, and already $3 overall profit for playing a game I enjoy. It's hilarious to see the entire TF2 community bitching about how they can't get any crate drops because they all saw the crate prices on day 2, bought the pass too late, and are now waiting around hoping to break even as the price keeps plummeting and everyone realizes that the crates are going to drop through the end of the entire year. This hilarious bullshit brought to you by scout mains who NEED A BATSABER RIGHT NOW MOM. I saw someone wanting to trade an unusual (garbage, some gym rat, but still)…for a strange batsaber. And at the time, I'd have had to trade away an unusual's worth of stuff to get one and take him up on it. That's how HYPE this is. OMG LIGHTSABERZ EPIK

>2fort - pretty cool re-skin, lots of eyecandy, absolutely zero special gameplay

>watergate - fun and unpredictable novelty gamemode, good for identifying retards who cannot understand how to put together two obvious unique gameplay features without help…actual map is interesting but full of inconvenient spots where you get stuck on the scenery, and the beam is glitchy. Also, the majority of the fighting doesn't matter at all and the only incentive for it is the leader heal, but the grouping effect this has is nearly useless for protecting the leader because of the leader tracking outline. Actually has UFO interaction!

>probed - Actually has UFO interaction, beam actually works well (but too well, and doesn't last quite as long as it should), has the inside of a UFO, has otherworld environment damage (albeit completely unexplained) and buff portals…but still no aliens, and actually no special gameplay features past regular KoTH, just occasional-access buff chamber. Actual map is cramped and super generic KoTH with just enough vantage points and open spaces (all right around the point) for engies, heavies and snipers to camp at unprecedented levels. Whoever has the most heavies/engis will win the round regardless of most other factors.

>Byre openly has not a single fucking thing to do with the update or the theme and has less map features and more random shit thrown in the way of getting a clear shot

>invasion coin still seemingly on the fence about whether it's tracking kills or kills + assists, and whether it has strange ranks or not

>servers full of people hilariously praying for crate drops and raging about not getting crates; prices for a single crate still around the price of the ticket itself, and likely won't drop much below $1 until the drop refresh Thursday when everyone realizes that oh yeah, they're just crates and they'll be dropping through the end of December

>the community items I've seen so far are…meh

Is it bad how much I'm enjoying this hot mess of an update?

>>3609

Can you guys please fuck off with your divs and your ELOs and your bullshit already? This isn't LoL.

>>3616

Iron scrub detected

>>3621

This is not LoL. You are a massive autist if you play TF2 in leagues.

Back when I was new demo was my secondary class, I started out busting nests and went full faggot with the stickies. Also pipes are so fucking easy to land up close.

Anyways, I hadn't played demo at all for like a year, I was on one of those stupid new Halloween maps where you get camped by Monoculus and Horseman at once so you can't fight each other, and some dipshit was stickyspamming and blowing everyone the fuck out, couldn't counter well with soldier due to the map not being that open and me being shit at soldier, so I went demo myself and started laying down the stickies. What a rush.

It's like no one can touch you until you completely fuck up. Overwhelmed? click two or three times while strafing and aiming decently, then drop behind something and right click. Now just check if you got 2 kills or 4. Why hasn't it been nerfed?

>>2493

>capping on hightower

>>2656

you are bad. but you shouldn't have been kicked

>win round

>vote to scramble the teams?

>lose round

>vote to scramble the teams?

Holy fucking shit, no matter how balanced you try to make the teams out of dumb luck there's still a timer and either one team loses or both teams lose. It's not complicated.

Also:

>play Suijin

>pyro

>plant ass squarely on point to guard it because all of the actual defense-oriented classes are busy being autistic about the roofs and siderooms

>two snipers at enemy spawn shoot me down

>return to point, flame down a demo and scout, plant ass on point, begin shooting flares

>at first they don't dodge because I'm aiming for a tiny distant rectangle at head level with an arching shot

>set the front one on fire

>they start dodging, kill me a time or two

>probably think they're contributing to the team

>in reality, I'm tying up and taking the full attention of two members of the enemy team on their terms while simultaneously guarding the point and scaring off pushover scouts

>keep shooting flares

>they keep dodging

>shoot a flare right as the one right in the back peeking out the side door is scoping in on me

>strafing while firing, it misses me

>flare flies exactly true and hits him

>it was a crit and I didn't notice

>he was already somehow damaged by something

>ded instantly

wew lad

>>2312

Protip, they left because they went to an intel game and got nothing but a bunch of retarded campers who coulPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

If it's 24/7 Hightower fuck you. If it's valve or any rotation/map vote server yeah whatever.

maybe it's just community created entirely

I just fucking hope it's gonna be something beside more fucking cosmetics.

At least it'll better than last year.

>>3618

Yeah it'll be community map pl_spookrush, just goldrush with pumpkin bombs and dying just makes you a ghost so you can respawn by touching the cart. Also more furry cosmetic items, mostly for sniper and demo. Also the cart is actually Ms. Pauling floating riding on a floating pile of skulls and grimdark. Also there will be peepholes cut in walls to allow quick deployment of cheap snipers and mini sentries.

>>3619

Granted. Even without the brokenness that still would have been quite shite tbh m8.

It's fucking nothing

God fucking damn it I was right about the cosmetics, fuck the furries.

>>2743

I'm a decent Heavy main myself, so 10 ks is fairly easytown for me.

It's a shame Valve did so many unnecessary nerfs on him though.

>>3638

Winning or losing with the awful bumpercar physics is mostly luck anyways, so in a way this is actually a gameplay fix.

>>3611

A conscientious objector sign that's related to Mexicans. Also you could try those little buttons that allow you to apply your own decals to them.

>>3622

Better, Freedom Staff + Steel Trap Badge

>>3622

You mean the Flair! ? I loved those things when I played TF2.

Board admin should run a server tbh

>>3557

i would if I didn't have shit internet

>>3559

I didn't say "BO should run a server on his home network, causing massive lag for everyone else whenever he connected."

what if we just hosted hl/6s lobbs or something?