Dunno. Thinking about what to do.
The urge to do something is there though.
AKSHUALLY a female cuckhold is called a cuckquen
And she'll probably beat me up later.
lol well that's something then^^
I'm still stuffed from dinner. We made these eggrolls with a nice peanut sauce it was dank. Kinda just waiting for my bedroom to cool down a bit before I can pass out x_x
>tfw Erin will never beat you up
Noice, I always liked making eggrolls But disposing of oil is a pain in the ass whenever you fry something.
I'm a very lucky man.
I need to flirt with Erin more to even things out :/
I'll get beat up one way or another haha
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I'MA BEAT THAT PUSSY UP
>I need to flirt with Erin
Makin' me bust out the old as shit shitty yandere anime folder
Spacegrass? More like Pissaussie
I just want to be a cute anime girl getting my feet licked.
I feel cheated for investing time into GoT after that.
probably better off just reading the books :p
Yes. The ones that aren't finished.
at least the show is now tho right? is that what's happening?
something about a starbucks cup
HBO offered them 10 episodes worth of money and they said no we want to only do 4, shit canned the story and rushed out some trash and are hiding to avoid the backlash.
Jon Snow kills the Dovahkiin and it ends with a balding teenager and a midget leading the land.
"All hail Bran the Broken"
"No, just Bran is fine."
if I hadn't just watched that scene a minute ago I'd be annoyed
>the man who spoils everyone else's fun time posting is complaining about people not using spoilers
least I'm not a cunt
>and if I am at least I'm not proud of it
>resident Twitter expert on foreign policy of nations he doesn't live in says he's not a cunt
I inadvertantly ruin moods the way your alarm ruins your sleep.
you... you're intentionally a cunt. at least I'm fairly certain.
Meanwhile, in Canada
an edgy teenager struggles to prove they are a unique, free-thinking individual, trapped in a liberal wasteland devoid of gun violence or people dying because they can't afford medication necessary for living. "But how?" he scorns, throwing a dart at a pinned picture of his bitch mother Karen. "HOW?"
He turns on his computer, angrily opening the bookmark to 4chan to beat out another chunk of virginity from his dick, when a board catches his eye... /pol/.
"That's it!" he cried. "I'm a genius! That's how I'll get back at mom and dad, and that dumb bitch who friendzoned me to fuck all those jocks!"
Slowly, he assembles what his feeble macaroni noodle mind can comprehend as a unique personality. Edgy humor, non-PC language that some consider hurtful, shocking, or even inappropriate, and finally... far right values and conspiracies, to distance his self-perceived massive intellect from everyone else.
With these traits combined, he became... The Individual.
Pretty sure they don't have a gender
Except the databook confims he is a he.
As The Grand Inquisitor Of CuteGang
I say shes cute
You can also read in that same article
>The only official statement regarding Neferpitou's gender appears in the databook. It refers to Neferpitou using the pronoun "彼” (kare), which is usually translated to “he”.
It's likely Pitou was a girl when or if they were human, and became male when they became a Chimera Ant.
The other English teachers and I went to the beach in Hua Hin over the weekend for someone's birthday
We got drunk for most of the time
Have to go to Laos for a few days a few hours from now to get some stuff done
What's up with u guys
The sunset did a pretty cool thing yesterday
Can u find the cat hiding in the Buddha shrine
how many does the school have?
why are you going to laos, arent they really tight on letting foreigners in
This street food stall unironically has amazing burgers
Look for it on the bar streets at night if ur ever in Hua Hin
To get some visa stuff done; it's organized by the school so I assume they've done this before and that they know what they're doing
I have an actual good camera but it would be a pain to carry around
Have u been to BintaBurger
how many years does the school teach to need 6
why are your visas in laos?
nevver heard of it
Oh also we all ate bugs from a street vendor
Everyone I was with agreed to eat a bug so I ate a bug too
BintaBurger was better than the bug
Southeast Asia is complicated and far from ur heavily westernized understanding
Why is your boipussy in Japan?
Why did u spam link me then
because im in japan
and i would expect thailand's visas to be given out in thailand
You have to eat a bug at least once
Imagine going through your whole life without eating a bug
That would be too easy
I would expect your butt to be given out to me in Thailand, but as you can see, it's in Japan
just teach english in japan
I think I like it here a lot more than I liked China
Might be a while before I go to Japan, but who knows really
of course you do
you were considering it/korea originally
Make anime real and I'll consider Japan more strongly
why would i want to encourage more english teachers
Looks like I have a little less than two hours til it's time to leave
What even is Laos anyway
Hello my love
Because you don't know English
laos is a communist country, like vietnam and china, theyre really poor and thats about all i know of modern laos
>Because you don't know English
you can blame the jet program for that
hiring anyone with their only merit being they speak english without any background checks will end up poorly, theyre trying to teach 2 year olds english
You should refer to be as a person, not some sort of boyfriend
>like vietnam and china
Idk about Vietnam but China is super capitalist in practice
I have a degree in English; make anime real for me
Should I refer to your cock as my boyfriend, then?
i mean the history of how they used to be communist
i know neither are communist anymore and idk about laos but theyre poor so probably
>I have a degree in English; make anime real for me
i stand by what i said
Looks like people in Laos can privately own businesses
Maybe they'd be less poor if they were actually communist and the workers seized the means of production :^)
Yeah, sure. And you can be a cock's slut.
That post turned me on
maybe you need to teach english in laos and teach them about how communism will save them a second time
I should masturbate before I leave
It sounds like they and Japan both need to learn what communism is
join the red army
Masturbate over someone else, though.
Anyway bye, long live the king
Glad nothing in Australia ate u yet
i meant the japanese red army
idk if theyre authoritarian communists or anarcho whatever communists
♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round~
This mini bus is much comfier than the ones I've been riding so far
Which is good cause I'll be on it all night
I wonder if my sim card will even work in Laos
Anarcho queer hopefully
Supposedly one of the other teachers from a different School that we're picking up on this trip is a black guy who always talks about things being racist
Looking forward to meeting him
We're at his apartment
I'm nervous >//<
He's pretty cool, hasn't even said anything about race and the way he said hello to us was very flamboyant
I was imagining more of a black panther type from what I heard but this is fine too
The political group not the movie
Got an hour to kill before my community psychatric nurse visits me and sees how I'm doing. Kinda want a win on dota2 though but I don't have time to play.
Scanner an alcohol
I feel slightly hypocritical calling Scanner an alcohol cos I kind of drink a lot but I think he drinks a lot more
I would wait if you have more pressing matters to attend to.
I'm cutting down on alcohol. Now it's just two bottles of wine on a Friday.
Yeah, I'm waiting, not in the mood for Stardew Valley though. Kinda lost to be honest.
Yeah, twiddling my thumbs, no idea what to do with myself. I guess I could start doing the laundry and tidy up a little.
And no alcohols at all any other days of the week? Why would u drink that rarely, that's neurotic
Usaed to be Tuesdays and Fridays.
I dunno, just seems right to just drink that one day, plus my support doesn't seem to mind.
Idk how drunk two bottles of wine would make me cos I barely ever drink wine
Hi sweetie how u
Could be something worth doing.
Squeaky clean fresh out the shower, hbu?
Pretty drunk. It's 13% per bottle and 10 units per bottle.
Yeah, did that and made myself a coffee. Gets the noggin joggin. I'm thinking I could play Stardew Valley now in between shitposting. Also need to do my maths homework tonight.
Pretty good, just on an overnight minibus to Laos with the other teachers to get some visa stuff done
We went to the beach in Hua Hin over the weekend for someone's birthday, got drunk most of the time
I posted some pics earlier in thread
[scrolling up intensifies]
Why do u not drink a more manly alcohol if ur getting super drunk anyway
I blog posted a lot in this thread
Because wine is more socially acceptable than rum. And plus it only gets me drunk, not super drunk.
Doesn't sound like a bad plan.
I haven't been posting as much lately. Been doing other shit.
Right? I'm so proud of you~
What kinda bug did you eat? I ate a big grasshopper once.. it was interesting haha
That burger stand looked dank. I'd eat anywhere that claims "We convert vegetarians" lmao
What you been doing?
Plus this coffee is great.
Been smoking a lot of tobacco today.
Also had a fap and I think I came a little bit backward over my shoulder and I can't find the splat on the floor. Out of sight, out of mind.
Just hanging with my room mates IRL and getting back into Dissidia.
Honestly I just haven't felt like posting is really worth doing much lately. Been having a blast doing IRL shit.
I don't drink coffee or smoke.
But I am starting to do weed here.
I had tequila shots for the first time last night
Idk what it was, we just got a variety bag of assorted bugs, but it was squishy
Yeah it was really good, if I ever go back to Hua Hin I'll make sure to find that burber stand again
Now I wanna go on an adventure :(
I got disgaea, and it lags when I do a special team move for some reason. I miss weed.
May as well not play Stardew because she'll be here in 15 minutes.
Had tequila once. It fucking burns, I can't drink spirits straight. Gotta be mixed.
The right way to do tequila shots is to lick your hand, pour salt where u licked, lick the salt off, do the shot with the salt still in your mouth, and then succ a lime
It didn't burn at all that way for me, at least not that I remember
Yeah, I had margaritas once, is that what they're called? Not the pizza, the alcohol.
I'll keep that in mind, I know a tequila bar in liverpool. I rarely drink out though. More neurosis.
my boyfriend bought me '67 Chevrolet Camaro
Christ. Sugar daddy much?
I kid, enjoy your present.
Don't mow down pedestrians.
He's spoils me a lot with cars lol
Hopefully we'll stop at a rest stop at some point so I can pee and smoke and buy whatever street food is there
I wonder if margaritas are based on that process or if it's the other way around :thinking:
How long are you there?
Can I steal your boyfriend?
lol if you want hotwheels cars
I don't know much about cars myself.
You teach me cars and I'll teach you videogames. ;D
No idea, oh, if you like getting fucked up, I suggest getting two bottles of buckfast. It is an horrendous draft of nonsense.
My contract says I can leave any time as long as I give a month of notice (and contracts here are really just kind of gentlemens' agreements anyway)
But I like it here so I'm planning on staying for now
I started taking Muay Thai lessons btw
is that the wicked gay grappling martial art?
you should practice on me
We should share him!
Hotwheels are the shyt!
Lol I don't know anything about cars either, I don't even know how to drive...
He's buying me cars because I have a slight fear of them
Idk if they sell that here but I guess I should try it some time
I'm sure there are places in the country where it exists, that seems pretty certain
Shit nyuggah, I got you sorted for Hotwheels cars if you ever want em. I used to work in a toy store.
I remember they were releasing Star Wars cars because the new Star Wars film was coming out.
You'd have to get it from the internet, I'm lucky because one of my offlicenses sell it.
Idk how much grappling there is, I've just learned some punches and kicks and stuff like that so far
But I've only been to two lessons so far and I've kind of been on the road since then; looking forward to going to more
There's a lot of drinking and partying in a lot of this country tho
And they sell Western brands of hard alcohol at 7 eleven even
oof heavy sleep
buckfast is made in england and is primarily sold in scotland, outside the UK you'll definitely need to go online
wait a minute. does she have two sets of ears
give them ALL to me ._.,
he mailed me a big box of them and it came today
Do you like this hotwheels?
looks like an older 911 model?
mmn. relatable. I woke up four hours ago and am still groggy even after a super hot shower. wtf weekend wtf
all the better to hear you with
he has to be bottom though
Some day they'll sell weed at 7 eleven here
I know this to be true
weed slurpees bitch drink it
monday is ruff :(
coffee is the answer
ughh 1600 calories a day + exercise and I gain weight
I hate my body
I hate when you get yourself in a cute-ass hot weather outfit cause of the humidity but then it opens up and starts raining.
Going to be honest. Living near a McDonalds for the first time in 3 years is kind of nice.
I should probably put some kawaii pics on my phone some time for phone posting, since I have this 64gb micro SD card and all
iunno, i just think it looks nice xD
I didn't know you waifu'd blood-chan
Hmm... I don't know, i'm currently making me more dominate
Are you 4M?
Where's my hug?
No 4M, only Zuul
it's just a folder, cause she's a fun character
what's fun about her desu ka?
Why dont you listen to music
its draining asf
also this >>2411637
it's already late afternoon
for you maybe, baka
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guise my busch light's gone shit
Have you listened to Rammstein's full album yet?
i'm a pet, i'm not dominate at all hehe
>i'm a pet, i'm not dominate at all hehe
>i'm a pet, i'm not dominate at all hehe
>i'm a pet, i'm not dominate at all hehe
>i'm a pet, i'm not dominate at all hehe
>i'm a pet, i'm not dominate at all hehe
it didn't really pique my interest
new dendemann album is fire though
Germans can't rap. The language sounds like eating a jar of peanut butter and speaking.
Sharpen your fangs
sink them into an owner and claim dominance
no, i'll feel bad...
yah yah yah yah yah
CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN
it's actually funny how much better german rap *can* be
we have the most poetic potential in our language without going archaic
a non-german wouldn't understand how sick his rhymes are
hon hon hon eiffeltower baguette
The poetic sound of rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften.
look i don't know what else to tell you except that you're dumb and wrong
Who the fuck even listens to rap unironically?
Back, had the meeting with the nurse.
She saw the two empty bottles of wine and was like 'That's excessive' and I'm like 'But I like getting drunk though'.
Then we talked about how the reduced meds ain't fucking me up and that I need to sort out my skin condition.
Even the raps have the rhythm of jackboots.
Suburban whites with white guilt attempting to appear cultured.
I think it is time to shave the neck beard tonight, boys. Gonna have to put an effort into my appearance.
your dumb and wrong is showing
Why would I hate myself for being white?
The fuck even rhymes with Führer?
Might wanna ask someone else about how to impress your little nazi friends
Getting defensive because people do not share your interests or appreciation for a kind of music is trite at best.
Don't become the shield of the corporate machine. Become independent of your interests.
Rage against the machine.
because you should be racist towards yourself to make for history's inherent racism and current underlying socioeconomic racism and future racism
Cooking instant noodles. Just dumped the rest of my Frankies Red Hot Buffalo sauce in and it smells godly, kinda wished I have vegetables.
you're reaching levels of stupid that shouldn't even be possible
can't we all just get along :(
No. You're all shit. Except Scanner.
He's my spirit animal.
I maintain a constant level of getting along
I'm a total asshole, but I love my friends a lot.
Anyway I'm going to go fuck around on ARAM.
Gonna get a shitload of fucking snacks because I'M FAT.
Perhaps open up to people and ask them instead of always waiting for people to go out of their way constantly to get you to do something.
And yet everyone here will open their legs to anyone with a pulse.
Sex is great, but a good cuddle and a bad TV show is preferable.
What a lovely bracelet.
some of them have inscriptions.
;~; spoiler.... i never played that yet...
Honestly I kind of want to be worn like a bracelet.
the thumb's the hardest part~
I really need to actually finish cropping all these pics for this folder so I'm not just posting out of context pages.
i play music when i work on pics
jammin' n editing
i also use waifu2x algorythem to upgrade the pic into bigger version
Capping is so boring though.
Don't you just save google images though?
I don't think I've seen you use a cropped folder in ages.
im too distracted
Just get high or something.
it smell to strong and dank for me :(
i practice not breathing it.
huhhh? i was distracted by that leg..... *_*
Or start drinking.
i wanna smonk now thanks a lot
>i was distracted by that leg..... *_*
Feet are gross, but I fucking love paws.
why would i? i saw it destroy people. i dont want that in me.
So have video games and you play those almost all day.
Moderation is key.
Vice is not an absolute.
Wrong. Vice is fun. Fun is horrible. Vice must therefore be horrible.
Back. Got my crap and I'm ready to pig out.
One of these days I'mma buy some sort of luxury meat.
Dog fucking is my vice.
Can't wait to get a dog and get back on that.
Being socially inept is mine. It's becoming a serious addiction.
Would you like a bath, dinner or...?
All possible options, overt and implied, at the same time.
But then I'd have to lose my virginity to a canine and I'm not quite that desperate.
nope i barely paly even once per day........
everyone almost always wrong about me </3
I lost mine to a dog.
Was a lot of fun.
I highly doubt that is the case.
*gibs back rub* w-welcome home, sempai~!
Amy ur still a virgin? what's taking so long?
I could not fuck a dog. Or any other non sapient creature.
So you would have sex with a gorilla?
I wouldn't. Gorilla have the smaller penis of the animal kingdom proportional to body size.
Social retardation, middling looks and limited desire to get physically close to another human being.
Sapience is so far only found in people, friend.
Yeah, but would you fuck a gorilla?
*shrugs* idk you can kinda tell by chemistry who is willing to fuck around with you :p
Imagine being socially retarded haha
No. That'd be like fucking someone with a severe learning disability.
Oh everyone's out of the running.
At least one fourth of Americans.
Being kind of ableist, Amy.
I learned a little about that today, I suppose.
Anyway, how's Maddie today?
What if I have a crippling illness?
Does that mean we can't fuck?
If you are mentally retarded, yes. If it's a missing limb then nah.
The heat of summer has finally hit me. My retirement plan as an alaskan hermit can't come soon enough.
I feel like I could have some kind of 'tism, but I don't know.
Mmn. bored. I have to wait around to get my landlady's granddaughter off the bus if she's not back in time but then I'mma get some weed and icecream probably.
Got some cute clothes in the mail today and wearing a comfy OOTD for the humid gross weather.
hbu? whaddya mean? What was ur lesson today?
I liked it better this morning when it was raining. Too ginger for this shit :(
You might just be an awful person, but that's ok. Once you accept that you're an awful person you can start to get better.
i want your voice in my ears
I'm sorry, but what?
I think the young kangaroo is hitting on you. Don't get banned tho
Not hitting on him
kyle just has a really nice voice
I have an even nicer sex moan.
I couldn't hear it from behind the jarjar mask
Was chilling with a lass who is very into me. She wasn't as subtle as.I've been led to expect.
Was? What happen?
subtlety is only for when you're in public tbh
Our little hang out came to a close and I walked home.
ignore the silly song it was for a friend
cute irishman voice
dummy. shoulda slept over
can't hear it over the bad uke.
But I played it safe and said I'd be home for tea.
I need way more information before calling you a dummy or not.
Let's move on, shall we. What are your plans for today?
Either videogames or early night. Still haven't decided how tired I am yet.
And you? After the icecream I mean.
Nice. What games u been playing lately?
oh idk I might not even go now.
Just gonna keep sipping some h2o and stay in bed prolly. I need friends to tag along with or something, sheeit.
On PC I've been playing Monster Hunter World and on my XBone I've been playing random games mostly set in snowy areas.
do you want to dom him?
what's wrong with her eyes?
Yeah, sure. Put them in their place.
Are you a total dom?
Whatever you're imagining x2.
I wish i could get horny without blood
>I wish i could get horny without blood
But then you would just be -Chan.
We just have you up against a screen watching gore porn or whatever while you dead fish the other end.
Now hug me.
Are you into cock and ball torture?
Hey Loc'. How's it going today?
why not a line of people to pet you?
but i wanna watch me being fucked ;~;
-gives you a friend gentle hug-
I could also just feed you a whole black pudding
i am enjoying my last day of rest before things get insane again
Starting tomorrow i have no free time
therefore i am watching anime
what is black pudding?
Sounds rough. Maybe don't work yourself to the bone quite so enthusiastically?
To live is to suffer. To survive is to find meaning in the suffering. Work is meaning. so.
So you suffer through work so you can continue your suffering? Doesn't sound healthy.
I mean we're all pigs at heart.
Thanks. Come over for snacks.
i don't want to be awake
Yesterday I managed to get a short nap in the afternoon withou upsetting my sleeping schedule. I felt awful at the end of it but I felt less awful than I did before it.
i do not want pig's blood
i want pears of you have any...
>Guero playing jungler and getting you fed as Twitch
besides waiting to hear back about jobs, not much at all
Also waiting to hear about a job.
Moved up to Michigan finally. Just chilling in the mean time.
enjoying the weather?
It's constantly overcasted and wet.
I would say it's pretty nice so far.
there were tornadoes a few miles north of me yesterday, that was fun
"Boy smeared across state by angry wind"
just fling me all the way to Lansing so i can be with my friends again
Got a car? If I remember right you don't live too dreadfully far from there.
70 miles is kind of a hike when you have no money coming in
I'd toss you some gas money if I wasn't walking a wire myself.
why would you pay for my trip to not see you?
When's bedtime for u bb?
I'm about to get stoney baloney and want someone to talk to^^
It's important to see your friends.
And you said you had no interest in meeting up with posters anymore so it's not like I can pay for you to see me.