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/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

The bored four Aussie neats


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Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

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Apart from our resident banjo player, do we have any musically talented NEETs?

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Big day tomorrow. Night Night NEETs



>male equivalent of filters





Had to get an uber home from a mates house and it a was a negro driving, wasn't worth raping him.

Friends had been drinking since 12pm so I gave them some dexies to keep them awake


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Morning neets, starting the day with both coffee and dexies.




Fucked up my nofap streak last night. Might start wearing boxing gloves to bed.

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It's rather hot, isn't it NEETs? I'd recommend having an icecream or maybe some icy cold goon if you want to beat the heat.

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Why not call it just Coon's?









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How are you coping with the summer heat NEETs? I hope you are keeping cool. Heat can kill an executive NEET stone dead.

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Extreme Poo Sessions


Moderate quality ANAL


Pathetic Not-Wanking Sessions


High quality ANAL


colostomy bag quality anal

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Are you NEETs aesthetic?

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I had a cup noodles and some crackers yesterday #justskelethings


It's called autism and you probably have it too.



A single 2kg tray of lasagne from aldi, and you'll be back at competition weight. Go on m8, be all you can be.



Is that you again, nofunNEET?



can you grab me one as well m8


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Seems like a stupid idea but I guess we can't change our nature.

You better invite us all.

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no, incorrect


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Some people just cannot cope with this world, sometimes I don't blame them.





Very cheeky.

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Well boys, 1 year since the move from /aus/ and what a year it has been.

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I often think about your bum condition m8



I bet you have an exquisitely decadent soothing lotion.





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Is your life well mulched, NEET? Have you insulated your core with a layer of moist, earthy, organic and nutritious detritus? A good mulching will keep you warm at night when the cold winds of the soul threaten to turn your veins to ice. For the spots you can't reach, you need to surrender your pride and let another trusted NEET gently mulch you.

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Bum lash



He blew his new thread load all over the place


Crusieys cash


bum rash

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Once again the end of the thread snuck up on us like a jew on a dollar

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I either don't smoke at all or smoke every day on and off



This is probably why you don't have those friends anymore.


Time for a wagie interview



Good luck m8



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People are screaming, I think its a party but still wtf



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Time for a cone



Picture a boong

Picture him after a 4 day dexie fuelled wanking marathon

Picture his low quality poos

Picture the fact that theres never any toilet paper so does the cunt even wipe ?

And there you have NK's smell.



Thank you.



>Picture the fact that theres never any toilet paper so does the cunt even wipe ?

This has always worried me


I have to apologise NEETs. I made several comments about Bathe Separatists and bathing. They're actually Basque Separatists (ie ETA), and my so-called jokes do not make any sense.

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Do any of you NEETs get out in the garden? What other wholesome activities do you do? Nothing is worse for you than staying inside all day with your vices and memes.

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people are screaming







bum cash

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Are you ready to begin your adventure, brave neet?

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bum rash



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Now it is time to put those plans in to action. The new year has begun and those dreams wont build themselves.

You are the master of your world.

Is this year going to be different or another year of the same?

Good luck NEETs, with whatever you pursue this year.

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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Look at vid and pics related. Gold and Silver to the dollar have shot up in December. Traditional markets and Bitcoin are down. What do you think someone should do in anticipation of the coming financial collapse?

I'm ProspectorNeet so I should know these things.


Lucky I'm 1/16 then.



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Have fun and stay safe NEETs.

Do you have any resolutions for the new year?

Any of you giving up the goon?

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Only you.



Karen is now a hardened rug munching criminal biatch



>that nobody stopped me from.


>hidden in the shed

It is the possum's now.



bum rash

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What did you achieve this year NEETs? Next year is the last of the teens, are you ready?

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Are you that drunk bogan?


hard to believe this will be the last bum rash of the year




It's for you.



The diagnosis no longer exists for new diagnosis. It will a diagnosis for Autism.

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