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 No.265[Reply]

Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET.

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.58961[Reply]

OLD >>58205

Remember to bee yourself, both in mind and in body

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 No.59082

>>59062

>You can't have both.

I can't even get one of them right now.

>>59069

If I ever get my life together I will.


 No.59083

>>59049

You wish you were a busty Jap girl or you had titties shoved into your face?


 No.59084

>>59073

pleasure wise not really


 No.59085

>>59080

perhaps you should get double the time to complete a gf year

for example if you have a sex offender ankle your gf2018 doesn't end until gf2019


 No.59086

>>59078

Thanks for sharing. I enjoyed watching parts and flicking through it.




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 No.58205[Reply]

How many of you NEETs are flightless? Do you envy the other birds? How safe can you really keep your eggs when you have to nest on the ground? Imagine a Goanna raiding your nest. Food for thought.

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 No.58960

>>58919

There's a tard organisation that brings herds into the local library regularly and everytime I see them I think how nice it must be not to have the worries in life that we non-tards are cruelly dealt with.


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 No.58964

3rd last


 No.58965

>>58960

>tfw too smart to be a retard but too retarded to be a smart


 No.58967




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 No.57456[Reply]

The Catalog is in a real mess NEETs. How are you coping?

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 No.58209

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>>58206

Thanks. Not so funny when you have to listen to it all day…


 No.58210

>>58209

I have said on here before that I always turn the car radio off even though it makes my mummybot reeeeee. I just can't stand even five seconds of that shit.


 No.58211

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 No.58213

Second last post.


 No.58216

goon




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 No.56667[Reply]

This fire in Sydney has caused a lot of smoke and is still burning.

Previous Thread: https://8ch.net/ausneets/res/55896.html

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 No.57459

NEW THREAD

>>57456

NEW THREAD

>>57456

NEW THREAD

>>57456

NEW THREAD

>>57456


 No.57462

>>56989

We can all dream brother

>>57100

Truly the mark of a bogan

>>57420

Goon morning


 No.57476

>t. aspirational neet

Show me the neet who has transcended cynicism. You won't find a contented normie. You can't go from the red pill back to blue.


 No.57499

750


 No.57517

Last




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 No.55896[Reply]

Was it minions who killed all the yowies? Someone did.

They are out there.

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 No.56662

>tfw gf


 No.56663

>tfw bf


 No.56664

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 No.56665

Check the catalog for a new thread if this one fills up.


 No.56666

>>56665

There's still time.




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 No.55128[Reply]

Quality is not an act, it is a habit.

It is the responsibility of all NEETs to improve and maintain the quality of this board.

Don't shit where you NEET.

OLD >>54384

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 No.55897

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 No.55898

>>55894

Silly /pol/ tier opinion.


 No.55903

>>55898

Kill yourself faggot


 No.55906

>>55903

Fuck off kike


 No.55928

Dan Murphy's




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 No.54384[Reply]

Hows it been NEETs

Have you been holding up

We're all going to make it

>>53628

Old bread

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 No.55145

>>55139

I was in barleys so no fair.


 No.55146

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Stay out of my thread!


 No.55148

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.55152

>>55148

That bassline is incredible.


 No.55153

In-fucking-credible.




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 No.53628[Reply]

Stay strong. Stay strong. The feels. The Feels. They come, they threaten, they menace. Stand tall. Stand tall.

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 No.54383

>>54365

Why bother patching the hole? Let the rest of society enjoy the sight of your penis.


 No.54385

Check catalogue for new thread if link not posted boys


 No.54386

>>54378

I trust one of the more responsible neets will step up and do this, while I post useless shit for the last few remaining posts.


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 No.54388

>>54383

It's too small, it will only bring shame to myself. I mean slightly more shame than usual.




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 No.52875[Reply]

The new NEET Thread, God be praised.

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 No.53630

>>53627

Can you redpill me on this couch drama? Seems pretty straightforward. You could even go on gumtree and pay some cunt 50 bucks to move it for you.


 No.53631

>>53622

She still thinks I am a weirdo though. Hopefully when I meet her and her husband I can act normal and just say I'm not good on the phone or something.

Or better yet not say anything about the phonecall.


 No.53632

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 No.53633

>>53631

>Or better yet not say anything about the phonecall.

Bingo. this is the right thing. I guarantee you she hasn't thought about it even 1% as much as you have.


 No.53634

neet




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 No.52114[Reply]

How are you going NEETs?

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 No.52878

>>52871

Reasonably bantered. I will implement the correction.


 No.52879

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 No.52881

>>52844

Thank you, kind Karen poster.


 No.52883

Have a goon /+ wank


 No.52885

>>52879

Ah you beat me. Oh well, better delete my thread.




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 No.51365[Reply]

There were some gilded youths that sat along the barber's wall.

Their eyes were dull, their heads were flat, they had no brains at all;

To them the barber passed the wink, his dexter eyelid shut,

"I'll make this bloomin' yokel think his bloomin' throat is cut."

And as he soaped and rubbed it in he made a rude remark:

"I s'pose the flats is pretty green up there in Ironbark."

A grunt was all reply he got; he shaved the bushman's chin,

Then made the water boiling hot and dipped the razor in.

He raised his hand, his brow grew black, he paused awhile to gloat,

Then slashed the red-hot razor-back across his victim's throat:

Upon the newly-shaven skin it made a livid mark -

No doubt it fairly took him in - the man from Ironbark.

OLD >>50607

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 No.52115

>>52108

Here is the video. It's a good laugh and a half:

https://efukt.com/21054_CORN:_BEYOND_BUKKAKE.html

Do not watch while eating and what can be seen cannot be unseen


 No.52116

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 No.52123

A few posts left here still.


 No.52125

Dan


 No.52126

Murphy's




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 No.50607[Reply]

We apologise for the laws and policies of successive parliaments and governments that have inflicted profound grief, suffering and loss on these our fellow Australians. We apologise especially for the removal of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children from their families, their communities and their country.

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 No.51360

>>51357

Thanks, though I'd rather 10 wicked wings from KFC tbh. Have you tried any of HJ's premium range?


 No.51361

>>51359

It was worth it. I shouldn't have got a meal though since the chips at maccas are rubbish.

>>51360

I have, the Grill Masters are brilliant. Last time I went there I got the Fiery Angus.


 No.51362

>>51358

Is it the skin that's itching? Pinch some of it and roll it between your fingers, it's safer that way and is really good at relieving the itch too.


 No.51363

>>51361

>>51361

What drink did you get?


 No.51364

File: ab1f68144a8f952⋯.png (15.62 KB, 632x148, 158:37, minit stats.png)

Up and marathonned this while all gooned up.

Which isn't saying much. It's basically a Newgrounds-era flash game. It does some alright work, with how collectables are hidden in plain sight and a pretty hefty amount of unlockable secrets and content, but nothing incredible, the premise is underused, the levels weak, the combat one-note sock em bop and the logic puzzles neither.

$10 for something that would feel like a ripoff as a $3 phone game is a pretty hefty ask.




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 No.49846[Reply]

How was your Easter NEETs? How many chocolate eggs did you eat?

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 No.50609

>>50606

Tell me where that house was then, Hackerman?

What street do I live in now?


 No.50610

>>50606

Not everyone is paranoid about their info.


 No.50611

>>50610

What info though? A fucking suburb name?


 No.50612

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 No.50613

Dan Murphy's




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 No.49094[Reply]

We don't like 'em, they smell.

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 No.49854

>>49849

Please stop upsetting the NEETs, it's not comfy behavior.


 No.49856

748


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 No.49859

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 No.49860

over




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