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 No.265[Reply]

Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET.

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.108067[Reply]

indubitably

OLD >>107302

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 No.108244

>>108241

A gf does not fit into my lifestyle plan


 No.108245

>>108201

I wonder which sonic character is your favorite


 No.108246

Kinda erect


 No.108247

>>108245

Current Sonic is 6 types of PC looping backwards. He's nothing but an irrelevant character.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC4vIBZkRSk


 No.108248

>>108247

this explains chris chan's recent endeavours




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 No.107302[Reply]

It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

Next Sunday all you NEETs have been booked in for a check up at your local Church.

OLD >>106549

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 No.108065

Where is that new thread?


 No.108066

>>108065

Soon brother.


 No.108068

>>108066

Well bantered.


 No.108069

New Thread: >>108067


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 No.106549[Reply]

They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those sweet NEET, you do want to meet them, because he does not disappoint. He has this amazing sense of humor and is just a sweetheart of a guy.

OLD >>105796

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 No.107300

>>107297

>Churches

>chaste

kek


 No.107301

>>107289

SE Asians in particular, I'm guessing?

>The only church in my town with lots of young people is some weird ocean themed church who just call themselves contemporary Christians. Has a hillsong vibe.

Hah, sounds par for course.


 No.107303

NEW THREAD

>>107302


 No.107305

poo




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 No.105796[Reply]

It's my party and I'll wank if I want to

OLD >>105041

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 No.106546

>>106422

You have ruined tonight's dinner reservation, I was going to pop the big one.


 No.106547

why doesn't BO just make an eternal NEET cyclical


 No.106548

on it


 No.106554


 No.106556

New thread >>106549




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 No.105041[Reply]

The indictment against the now-infamous 'NEET gang' has taken a surprising turn, flummoxing lead prosecutor Steve Wageman; a witness reports the men were minutes from receiving their sentences when they suddenly threw back their sleeves with a piercing cry of 'NEET LYFE', to reveal each had a wrist tattoo of the alt-right mascot Pepe Grenouille. Calling upon a special witness for the defense, they revealed they had been receiving matching friendship ink at the time of the crime; circumstantial evidence strongly supported this claim.The trial is ongoing.

For information on Wednesday's thread, please click here >>104254

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 No.105793

>>105792

you lazy cunny


 No.105794

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 No.105799

>>105789

I wonder if it's possible to find a woman who aspires to be nothing special, just content with her life and wants a no-nonsense simple NEET bf.




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 No.104254[Reply]

A group of unemployed men dubbing themselves the 'NEET gang' have been indicted on charges of importation of materials injurious to the public morals. An AFP seargent, speaking on condition of anonymity, confirmed that Joondalup police have busted an Onahole smuggling ring and seized up to $15.6 million in illicit adult toys. More at 8.

For information on Tuesday's thread, please click here >>103451

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 No.105040

>>105039

>tripe

My parents have told me about this mythical food, apparently it's really bad.


 No.105042

>>105040

Were they coal miners in northern england?


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 No.105044

>>105042

the ones my old man boarded with where pommie migrants.


 No.105046

UNNA!




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 No.103451[Reply]

Aren't we all just wandering around lost in this world? I know I am.

Old thread: >>102700

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 No.104268

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>>104263

Dan helps to ease the current pain, otherwise

>tfw depressed

Will hit him pretty hard. He can delay those feelings with goon.


 No.104269

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>tfw haven't had a single drink this month

Break free of the Irish merchant NEETs.


 No.104270

New Thread: >>104254

New Thread: >>104254

New Thread: >>104254

New Thread: >>104254

New Thread: >>104254

New Thread: >>104254


 No.104271

>>104268

Left shoulder

>>104269

Right shoulder


 No.104272

>>104269

Well done NEET. You are an inspiration.




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 No.102700[Reply]

This spot diet is causing me some unexpected problems.

Old thread: >>101945

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 No.103450

>>103444

Have a goon m8 you earned it for completing your job search requirements


 No.103452

New Thread: >>103451

New Thread: >>103451

New Thread: >>103451

New Thread: >>103451


 No.103453

>>103450

I haven't applied for anything yet. It as 20 the other week and suddenly changed to 0.


 No.103454

Old bread


 No.103455

wank life




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 No.101945[Reply]

I think it is possible there are more wagies posting here than NEETs now. What is to be done?

Old thread: >>101173

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 No.102698

>>102695

Morning pal


 No.102699

>>102697

Gun crime in Chicago is exclusively black.


 No.102701

New thread: >>102700


 No.102702

>>102699

Vast majority of many problems are down to incivility and lack of responsibility.


 No.102703

>>102702

Very good point, and a good thought to finish the thread with.




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 No.101173[Reply]

Hey NEETs we all get

>TFW stressed

At times like me yesterday when I spilt goon on my computer and killed it but you must stay true and don't let the stress Jew take over

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 No.101947

NEW THREAD REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY


 No.101948

>>101929

>skating

>2018.7.7

cringe


 No.101949

Holy shit

The entire Torino team died in 1949

Imagine if that didn't happen

They could of remained the biggest team in Italy instead of the Milan teams


 No.101950

>>101946

Not on mobile you didn't. Not enough bandwidth.


 No.101951

New Thread: >>101945

New Thread: >>101945

New Thread: >>101945

New Thread: >>101945

New Thread: >>101945

New Thread: >>101945




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 No.100429[Reply]

Not doing that last thread shit because I'm too lazy and dumb

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 No.101192

>>101191

GVA from The Good Guys. $185 plus $50 for delivery tomorrow. GVA stuff seems to get a decent rating on one of the Australian product review websites.

The existing one is working, but it's age and the noises it is making have me worried it might burn the house down at some point.


 No.101193

>>101103

This is where I read it.


 No.101194

New Thread: >>101173

New Thread: >>101173

New Thread: >>101173

New Thread: >>101173


 No.101195

>>101192

How are you going to dispose of the old one?


 No.101197

UNNA




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 No.99676[Reply]

The big 100,000 get is upon us. Will you be the lucky NEET immortalised? Use the power wisely please NEETs. Digits of these magnitude could get us all a gf if used properly.

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 No.100437

>>100426

Mr Anon! Mr Anon! It's Ben Fordham here from A Current Affair. Could you just come outside and answer a couple of questions?


 No.100438

>>100435

I read comics on the loo


 No.100439

>>100438

Commendable.


 No.100440

New Thread: >>100429


 No.100441

>>100437

>tonight on ACA

>Unemployed man refuses to answer questions

>Is this the new dole budging ?

>More at 11




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 No.98914[Reply]

You take unacceptable risk, you have to be prepared to face the consequence.

NEETlife fell by the wayside for the chance of improving the condition, I should've calculated the risk better.

OLD >>98171

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 No.99678

>>99677

Don't forget fifty billion cheap noodle packets.


 No.99679

>>99675

Awesome!


 No.99681

New Thread: >>99676

New Thread: >>99676

New Thread: >>99676

New Thread: >>99676


 No.99683

Second last!


 No.99684

Last and best.




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 No.98171[Reply]

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

I know Dry July is off to a rocky start, starting on a Saturday when the weekend crowd arrived with their NEET alluring Dan memes but there is a huge difference between a temporary misstep and giving up.

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT - That doesn't mean it's going to be on the first attempt.

Good luck NEETs.

OLD >>97419

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 No.98927

>>98925

on it


 No.98928

>>98901

>then job agency who want more signatures

signatures for what?

dont tell me im meant to get every job app signed off somehow?


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 No.98930

bum rash


 No.98931

neet bum troll




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