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1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

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You NEETs really like your pharmaceutical products, legal or otherwise. This is a worrying development and The Council should take it upon themselves to respond to it by whatever means they feel will be appropriate at the next meeting.

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You're doing really good mate, don't burn out thou.


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>felt like shit after lunch and realised I hadn't taken my 2nd dose of NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes

I know that feel


need a shit but I wanna wank too



The solution is obvious. wanked poo

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We NEETs must focus on what unites us. Leave the poofter sport to the normies and 4chan plebs.

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So much drugs it took 2 threads to contain



I'm so incredibly sorry NEETs, I have fucked up, a rare occurence for me when making the new threads.



wait why do I need deoderant



You smell terrible.


possum nut sack

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Big NEET race tonight starting at Eagle on the Hill. Winner gets a private wanked poo show with the NEET of their choice.

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I need to stop looking for things to buy. I need to save my money. None of those things would make me happy. I must make do with what I have.



Love wins bigot.


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What I have is a boner.



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You NEETs better slow down and obey the speed limit. An entire thread in a matter of hours is far, far too quick.

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Do you want teeth?



You fucker, I was making Persnickety Rambunctiousness Edition


totes bum rash


West Australia best Australia


Car crash

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Chasing the eternal summer

Sick of feeling like lifes a bummer

One day soon I'll be rolling through town

3 brown bunnies stoned in my hummer

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Be it riding a bike, hitting the power rack or munching on some Colonel's, we all have to work hard to achieve our desired NEET physique, what ever it may be.

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Proctology has come a long way thank god


I have switched from spray-on deodorant to roll-on. Breathing the vapours and having them get on everything started to concern me.







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You can't deny, i see the sparkle in your eye.

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My feet get a bit cold, you just need a heater or something.


Is Nurofen a vision of what Monk will be like in 5 years time?



Hiring Jacky?



Neurofen is a fucking retard. Monk's self-improvement would have been worth something.



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While we often talk about boongs, we never talk about injuns. Interesting.

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743 is not too early

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Some of you NEETs seem to be giving the whole living clean thing a try. Keep at it, it will bring you good things.

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Big smelly abbo poo bum



It'd be a pity if someone didn't post BUM RASH …


Saggy maori tits


cum bash

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Why did no one tell me we were done?

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In Norwood.

Our posting speed has dropped drastically, I've been waiting for days to post this now. The last Gen lasted almost 3 days.

What's going on NEETies?

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Smut erection setting in



Garlic will keep the poo vampires off your fresh offering to the toilet gods.


Cum splash


Volunteered today for 1 hour and 55 mins


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Mmmmm. Smells good. Tastes good. Good for you. Good for me.

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Yeah but the cunts wouldn't prescribe me anything else. I'm confident if I open up about my issues they will




up since 1am puking and shitting non stop im actually really sick and have shit to do today



and now i have





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Hopefully all is well for you, neets.

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the only thing I would suggest would be putting in a western digital black 2TB drive as well, because it wont take long to fill that 1TB ssd



I've got a 6TB, 2TB and 1TB external hard drives. That should cover not having an internal HDD right?



neet is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.




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Wicked wings, tear and shares, lamb roasts, garlic bread. These are some really fancy eating habits for a bunch of NEETs.

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