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 No.265[Reply]

Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET.

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.152007[Reply]

Wake up early and clean your room.

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 No.152108

Aboriginal poo


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 No.152111

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>>152110

>check out the online retirement home

>expect to see talk of grandkids and hard candy

>see this instead

Old people aren't that bad


 No.152112

Eating maccas in my car after work

Fug




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 No.151264[Reply]

An internet bromance can be a stressful and anxiety-inducing trip NEETs. But sometimes you just need to have faith that everything will work out in the end.

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>>152016

What one is good evening, I thought it was Selam or is that good afternoon


 No.152019

I support compulsory abortion

It's like pre-emptive euthenasia


 No.152020

>>152019

compulsory abortion to all Hapas


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>>152020

Compulsory abortion to all non-whites tbh


 No.152022

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Goodnight NEETs




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 No.150507[Reply]

It is right and just to give praise to the most high.

The Council are our mediators to the divine, our means to a greater Gen. There is no need for hostility or callous thought, for The Council creates thought. The Council is benevolent and righteous. It is not in the best interest of the lowlyNEET to know the deeper going on's or the master plan, it is the lowlyNEET's purpose to have faith. Trust in the ways of The Council. They may seem like captors of the lowlyNEET but it is the purpose of the compound to keep the world out, not to keep the NEETs in.

The Council is kind and humble.

The Council is love, The Council is life.

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 No.151265

>>151262

I had a thing for the teenage girl in the show at the time. She went on to do Humphry Bear for a bit and then disappeared altogether.


 No.151266

>>151265

>She went on to do Humphry Bear

While he was wearing the costume?


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 No.151269

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>>151263

A frog dropped into a pot of boiling water will jump back out, of course, and yet that same frog, introduced to a body of tepid water gradually heated, will enter a comfortable stupor, at last expiring when the temperature reaches boiling, all without moving a muscle.

This is to say the Australian public isn't ready for #3 advocacy just yet, which is why we mention nothing but #2 in the current political climate. The #3 agenda is being served, do not concern yourself with that.


 No.151270

bum rash




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 No.149753[Reply]

How is the waging going NEETs? Has it improved your self esteem? Improved your general outlook? Do you think you will be able to progress on and become a properly functioning member of society?

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 No.150509

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>>150504

Imagine how big your anal prolapses can be if there's more muscle in your bottoms.


 No.150510

Praise be unto the most high.


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>>150509

gross.


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bum rash




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 No.148999[Reply]

The important thing is that you are comfortable with what you've got

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Test


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 No.149760

rash free bum


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bum rash




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 No.148231[Reply]

Look after yourself bros. Gf 2019 is around the corner.

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>>148986

Shire has a bit of flab. Not too much.


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>>148996

I love you.


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>>148998

We are not supposed to mention grool


 No.149005

bum rash




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 No.147488[Reply]

The strong bond of friendship is not always a balanced equation; friendship is not always about giving and taking in equal shares. Instead, friendship is grounded in a feeling that you know exactly who will be there for you when you need something, no matter what or when.

Be there for your fellow NEET friends.

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 No.148237

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I really like this ASMR video


 No.148238

Ate a big food


 No.148239

Drank a longneck and smoked a cone


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 No.148241

Bit tumesced




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 No.146715[Reply]

All we really need in life is to be comfortable

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>>147476

I am indifferent


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 No.147485

boong drinking goon


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>>147481

I ran those ASIO Boongs over in me Astra they glow up like a fucking ciggie cunt


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 No.145970[Reply]

Lets have a nice calm, comfy thread please NEETs. Put the crazy goings on behind us.

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 No.146730

Disregard that other new thread it was made too early

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>>146730

sneaky


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749


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big wine cask


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>>146731

sneaky last brap




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 No.145134[Reply]

Are you brain or are you let?

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>>145967

What about that NEET who faps at the gym tomorrow?


 No.145974

>>145973

We can sit back to back

It's less gay that way


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>>145972

Such mathematics


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 No.145977

Bum rash




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 No.144380[Reply]

Try and keep your consumption moderate please NEETs. Do not trust Dan, he is not your friend.

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 No.145135

evil jewish ephebophile


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>>145132

Degenerate, Abo Posting is the best posting

UNNA


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cunny


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good german jew killer




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 No.143629[Reply]

The Wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

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 No.144382

OH SHIT

Hey binNEET, put out your bin last tueday


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>>144382

It was last Monday.


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>>144371

It's ok, I played tf2 today.

>>144382

Rip binNEET


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 No.142875[Reply]

The NEETs are having a good year. Lots of success stories. Lots of great examples to show those of us who think it is hopeless that there is light at the end of the tunnel. Keep fighting please NEETs. Don't give up.

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 No.143628

ABORIGINAL RAPE CAGE


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>>143621

Dan abo rape


 No.143631

incel mog cope


 No.143632

Low quality anal


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 No.142124[Reply]

Are your moves smooth NEETs? Do you easily get in the groove? I would give you some tips but it is not something you can easily teach.

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>>142876

More than Weber and he earns quite a bit.


 No.142878

>>142877

It was Weber asking


 No.142879

>>142876

somewhere between 200,000 and 20,000,000,000,000 depending on how short and bald.


 No.142880

>>142876

Lose the weight and your chances will increase significantly.


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