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Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

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Which smallgoods do you NEETs like? Who will be getting a Christmas ham? We used to keep ours in the fridge in the shed and I used to sneak out there and cut off big pieces of fatty skin to chew.

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>tfw she said yes



What now?



Get a grip, Ross.



How much per hour?



Good night oriental financier


There has never been a shortage of mongs around here tbh

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Let's have a nice thread please NEETs. Enough with your revolting discourse.

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Whatever makes you happy mate. Don't be a slave to society's expectations.


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I'm eating this on jatz type biscuits although it's 35% crab now.



You probably don't even have it with sauce.


Bung Rash

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When times are tough, when the cold winds blow, we must harden ourselves and persevere. We must never surrender. We must never give up. The tough times will only be temporary. We must have faith in ourselves and believe in the future.

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I hope you NEETs are always kind to our Levantine friends. They always have our best interests at heart.

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A shame


Abos will be breeded out they are only 2% of the population or something and you still dont like them.



"do you like that, you fat retard?"


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bum rash

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Well NEETs, it's nearly summer, and with that come many things, such as the end of the year. It's also a time for reflection. How did you fare with gf2019? Are the executives in shape for summer? How do you feel about the warmer weather? How will you feel seeing women wearing less when they're out and about? These are all questions that a NEET must ponder.

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>>177748 Does

Although I shall fail him inevitably



A silly /pol/ nonsense themed thread. Not good mate. That stuff is bad for the NEETs.



Why thank you.




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In the Japan, I will have a the sex.

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I'm releasing a joint statement with Craig condemning the threat of gook cartoons



Oy vey




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They're called krembo, don't eat them, it's a trap



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I waited for you, we all did.

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Enjoying your two days of freedom, ragie wagies?

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very nice



Does Brazil have as much mass migration as Europe and the US?






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Let's take a moment to appreciate the good times we've shared on our time here NEETs.

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You can't make me post, you're not my real dad



Yeah, they do like their weight of numbers

By law they can't even enter cells in lock up unless they outnumber the occupants 2:1 or more















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So, NEETs, six and a bit weeks until ol' St Nick pays you a visit.

I hope you have been good.

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Very nice.


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More to share they reckon.



Only peasants buy smiths anyway.





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Don't be lured by Craig, he will only ruin your wallet, your anus and your health, while Dan will protect you from rapists and sells cheap goon.



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Anyway, this morning I was at a work function and a female board member came over for a chat because I was standing by a window of the exhibition center by myself. The cutie I perve on out my office window in the morning came by to talk to her while I stood their awkwardly, and revealed she got married three weeks ago. Good times.



>and revealed she got married three weeks ago

I kinda ktf man.

I stalked the cutie I used to work with recently and saw she'd just had a kid.


New thread in 3.



are plain white long sleeve shirts the best fashion shirts?

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Now I think I know what you tried to say to me

And how you suffered for your sanity

And how you tried to set them free

They would not listen, they're not listening still

Perhaps they never will

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no, it's a slovenian comapny. i think there was a tiny gap in the packaging so it rotted a lot faster than it was supposed to.



Only the real unna posters like them.

They are just misunderstood and the misunderstanders don't want to understand.







There's been at least two on this board.


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Humanity has slowly been climbing towards the stars, how will NEETs like us fit into all of this?

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The neet board won't stop croaking until we all do



That would result in thread deletion.



Soothing lotion for the


bum rash

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You know you want to, whip 'em out for the boys.

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just searched nuclear fusion. really disappointed the news doesn't cover this. they're rather cover which celeb polly said what to who. i know so kinds of research going on in Aus because I've seen it but need don't give a shit except to inspire kids




>nuclear fusion

Shit looks really interesting, redditor types and boomers seen to not like it for some reason





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