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1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

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OLD >>58205

Remember to bee yourself, both in mind and in body

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>You can't have both.

I can't even get one of them right now.


If I ever get my life together I will.



You wish you were a busty Jap girl or you had titties shoved into your face?



pleasure wise not really



perhaps you should get double the time to complete a gf year

for example if you have a sex offender ankle your gf2018 doesn't end until gf2019



Thanks for sharing. I enjoyed watching parts and flicking through it.

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How many of you NEETs are flightless? Do you envy the other birds? How safe can you really keep your eggs when you have to nest on the ground? Imagine a Goanna raiding your nest. Food for thought.

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There's a tard organisation that brings herds into the local library regularly and everytime I see them I think how nice it must be not to have the worries in life that we non-tards are cruelly dealt with.



3rd last



>tfw too smart to be a retard but too retarded to be a smart


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The Catalog is in a real mess NEETs. How are you coping?

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Thanks. Not so funny when you have to listen to it all day…



I have said on here before that I always turn the car radio off even though it makes my mummybot reeeeee. I just can't stand even five seconds of that shit.


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Second last post.



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This fire in Sydney has caused a lot of smoke and is still burning.

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We can all dream brother


Truly the mark of a bogan


Goon morning


>t. aspirational neet

Show me the neet who has transcended cynicism. You won't find a contented normie. You can't go from the red pill back to blue.





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Was it minions who killed all the yowies? Someone did.

They are out there.

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>tfw gf


>tfw bf


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Check the catalog for a new thread if this one fills up.



There's still time.

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Quality is not an act, it is a habit.

It is the responsibility of all NEETs to improve and maintain the quality of this board.

Don't shit where you NEET.

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Silly /pol/ tier opinion.



Kill yourself faggot



Fuck off kike


Dan Murphy's

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Hows it been NEETs

Have you been holding up

We're all going to make it


Old bread

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I was in barleys so no fair.


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Stay out of my thread!


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That bassline is incredible.



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Stay strong. Stay strong. The feels. The Feels. They come, they threaten, they menace. Stand tall. Stand tall.

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Why bother patching the hole? Let the rest of society enjoy the sight of your penis.


Check catalogue for new thread if link not posted boys



I trust one of the more responsible neets will step up and do this, while I post useless shit for the last few remaining posts.




It's too small, it will only bring shame to myself. I mean slightly more shame than usual.

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The new NEET Thread, God be praised.

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Can you redpill me on this couch drama? Seems pretty straightforward. You could even go on gumtree and pay some cunt 50 bucks to move it for you.



She still thinks I am a weirdo though. Hopefully when I meet her and her husband I can act normal and just say I'm not good on the phone or something.

Or better yet not say anything about the phonecall.


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>Or better yet not say anything about the phonecall.

Bingo. this is the right thing. I guarantee you she hasn't thought about it even 1% as much as you have.



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How are you going NEETs?

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Reasonably bantered. I will implement the correction.


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Thank you, kind Karen poster.


Have a goon /+ wank



Ah you beat me. Oh well, better delete my thread.

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There were some gilded youths that sat along the barber's wall.

Their eyes were dull, their heads were flat, they had no brains at all;

To them the barber passed the wink, his dexter eyelid shut,

"I'll make this bloomin' yokel think his bloomin' throat is cut."

And as he soaped and rubbed it in he made a rude remark:

"I s'pose the flats is pretty green up there in Ironbark."

A grunt was all reply he got; he shaved the bushman's chin,

Then made the water boiling hot and dipped the razor in.

He raised his hand, his brow grew black, he paused awhile to gloat,

Then slashed the red-hot razor-back across his victim's throat:

Upon the newly-shaven skin it made a livid mark -

No doubt it fairly took him in - the man from Ironbark.

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Here is the video. It's a good laugh and a half:


Do not watch while eating and what can be seen cannot be unseen


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A few posts left here still.





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We apologise for the laws and policies of successive parliaments and governments that have inflicted profound grief, suffering and loss on these our fellow Australians. We apologise especially for the removal of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children from their families, their communities and their country.

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Thanks, though I'd rather 10 wicked wings from KFC tbh. Have you tried any of HJ's premium range?



It was worth it. I shouldn't have got a meal though since the chips at maccas are rubbish.


I have, the Grill Masters are brilliant. Last time I went there I got the Fiery Angus.



Is it the skin that's itching? Pinch some of it and roll it between your fingers, it's safer that way and is really good at relieving the itch too.




What drink did you get?


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Up and marathonned this while all gooned up.

Which isn't saying much. It's basically a Newgrounds-era flash game. It does some alright work, with how collectables are hidden in plain sight and a pretty hefty amount of unlockable secrets and content, but nothing incredible, the premise is underused, the levels weak, the combat one-note sock em bop and the logic puzzles neither.

$10 for something that would feel like a ripoff as a $3 phone game is a pretty hefty ask.

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How was your Easter NEETs? How many chocolate eggs did you eat?

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Tell me where that house was then, Hackerman?

What street do I live in now?



Not everyone is paranoid about their info.



What info though? A fucking suburb name?


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Dan Murphy's

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We don't like 'em, they smell.

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Please stop upsetting the NEETs, it's not comfy behavior.





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