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File: d01b22bf29141b8⋯.png (105.06 KB, 500x381, 500:381, sunshine-state-e-lic-kill-….png)

 No.105041[Reply]

The indictment against the now-infamous 'NEET gang' has taken a surprising turn, flummoxing lead prosecutor Steve Wageman; a witness reports the men were minutes from receiving their sentences when they suddenly threw back their sleeves with a piercing cry of 'NEET LYFE', to reveal each had a wrist tattoo of the alt-right mascot Pepe Grenouille. Calling upon a special witness for the defense, they revealed they had been receiving matching friendship ink at the time of the crime; circumstantial evidence strongly supported this claim.The trial is ongoing.

For information on Wednesday's thread, please click here >>104254

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 No.105794

File: aa60a054c896309⋯.jpg (108.68 KB, 390x285, 26:19, pepe pig.jpg)


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 No.105799

>>105789

I wonder if it's possible to find a woman who aspires to be nothing special, just content with her life and wants a no-nonsense simple NEET bf.


 No.108472

How did we get a spare post here?




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 No.104254[Reply]

A group of unemployed men dubbing themselves the 'NEET gang' have been indicted on charges of importation of materials injurious to the public morals. An AFP seargent, speaking on condition of anonymity, confirmed that Joondalup police have busted an Onahole smuggling ring and seized up to $15.6 million in illicit adult toys. More at 8.

For information on Tuesday's thread, please click here >>103451

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 No.105042

>>105040

Were they coal miners in northern england?


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 No.105044

>>105042

the ones my old man boarded with where pommie migrants.


 No.105046

UNNA!


 No.108473

Another spare post.




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 No.103451[Reply]

Aren't we all just wandering around lost in this world? I know I am.

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 No.104268

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>104263

Dan helps to ease the current pain, otherwise

>tfw depressed

Will hit him pretty hard. He can delay those feelings with goon.


 No.104269

File: 1d1e56484a765e0⋯.png (9.58 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 0ba.png)

>tfw haven't had a single drink this month

Break free of the Irish merchant NEETs.


 No.104270

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 No.104271

>>104268

Left shoulder

>>104269

Right shoulder


 No.104272

>>104269

Well done NEET. You are an inspiration.




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 No.102700[Reply]

This spot diet is causing me some unexpected problems.

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 No.103450

>>103444

Have a goon m8 you earned it for completing your job search requirements


 No.103452

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 No.103453

>>103450

I haven't applied for anything yet. It as 20 the other week and suddenly changed to 0.


 No.103454

Old bread


 No.103455

wank life




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 No.101945[Reply]

I think it is possible there are more wagies posting here than NEETs now. What is to be done?

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 No.102698

>>102695

Morning pal


 No.102699

>>102697

Gun crime in Chicago is exclusively black.


 No.102701

New thread: >>102700


 No.102702

>>102699

Vast majority of many problems are down to incivility and lack of responsibility.


 No.102703

>>102702

Very good point, and a good thought to finish the thread with.




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 No.101173[Reply]

Hey NEETs we all get

>TFW stressed

At times like me yesterday when I spilt goon on my computer and killed it but you must stay true and don't let the stress Jew take over

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 No.101947

NEW THREAD REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY


 No.101948

>>101929

>skating

>2018.7.7

cringe


 No.101949

Holy shit

The entire Torino team died in 1949

Imagine if that didn't happen

They could of remained the biggest team in Italy instead of the Milan teams


 No.101950

>>101946

Not on mobile you didn't. Not enough bandwidth.


 No.101951

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 No.100429[Reply]

Not doing that last thread shit because I'm too lazy and dumb

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 No.101192

>>101191

GVA from The Good Guys. $185 plus $50 for delivery tomorrow. GVA stuff seems to get a decent rating on one of the Australian product review websites.

The existing one is working, but it's age and the noises it is making have me worried it might burn the house down at some point.


 No.101193

>>101103

This is where I read it.


 No.101194

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 No.101195

>>101192

How are you going to dispose of the old one?


 No.101197

UNNA




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 No.99676[Reply]

The big 100,000 get is upon us. Will you be the lucky NEET immortalised? Use the power wisely please NEETs. Digits of these magnitude could get us all a gf if used properly.

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 No.100437

>>100426

Mr Anon! Mr Anon! It's Ben Fordham here from A Current Affair. Could you just come outside and answer a couple of questions?


 No.100438

>>100435

I read comics on the loo


 No.100439

>>100438

Commendable.


 No.100440

New Thread: >>100429


 No.100441

>>100437

>tonight on ACA

>Unemployed man refuses to answer questions

>Is this the new dole budging ?

>More at 11




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 No.98914[Reply]

You take unacceptable risk, you have to be prepared to face the consequence.

NEETlife fell by the wayside for the chance of improving the condition, I should've calculated the risk better.

OLD >>98171

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 No.99678

>>99677

Don't forget fifty billion cheap noodle packets.


 No.99679

>>99675

Awesome!


 No.99681

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 No.99683

Second last!


 No.99684

Last and best.




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 No.98171[Reply]

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

I know Dry July is off to a rocky start, starting on a Saturday when the weekend crowd arrived with their NEET alluring Dan memes but there is a huge difference between a temporary misstep and giving up.

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT - That doesn't mean it's going to be on the first attempt.

Good luck NEETs.

OLD >>97419

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 No.98927

>>98925

on it


 No.98928

>>98901

>then job agency who want more signatures

signatures for what?

dont tell me im meant to get every job app signed off somehow?


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 No.98930

bum rash


 No.98931

neet bum troll




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 No.97419[Reply]

Give Dan the boot, you don't need that poison.

Alcohol kills over 240 people every day. That being said, it’s scary as hell to quit something you’re addicted to, and it can be ridiculously hard, especially with alcohol.

Good luck NEETs, remember; it's only a month.

OLD >>96668

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 No.98172

>>98168

I keep trying to see if they've changed.


 No.98173

>>98170

Incidentally one sachet of Aeroplane Jelly-Lite only has 7 calories and makes 4 bowls. Good pudding for fat cunts who need to stop putting sugar in their mouth holes.


 No.98174

>>98147

Have a bet


 No.98175

>>98173

>-Lite

ew


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 No.96668[Reply]

I have grown concerned at the Fast food eating habits of my fellow NEETs. That stuff is bad for the NEET body, mind and spirit. I think we should plan on making July a fast food free month for all of us. Let's do it NEETs.

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>>97413

I think I might download it, I've only watched a few episodes when it was on TV.


 No.97427

prolapse


 No.97428

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)

Become refreshed!




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 No.95920[Reply]

Are you ready for the coming apocalypse?

What does international power struggle mean for NEETs?

OLD >>95152

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 No.96669

>>96666

It is not his first tantrum.


 No.96670

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 No.96671

second last


 No.96673

onward




File: d93f2806495e203⋯.jpg (39.47 KB, 628x353, 628:353, Almost Naked Pepe.jpg)

 No.95152[Reply]

Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.

I hope you all know that there is no shame in exposing yourself here. It is understandable that you may feel shame or embarrassment in being seen as your most honest, naked self but you have nothing to fear; Whip it out, expose your truest self to the gen.

OLD >>94409

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 No.95915

File: 002a4355d84fe01⋯.jpg (40.5 KB, 500x484, 125:121, 1529288015543.jpg)

>>95913

>tfw flatlined


 No.95916

>>95914

I suspect the chinks will want Australia, and won't let anyone else have it. How many indonesians have you actually seen running around in this country anyway??


 No.95917

>>95914

Not a chance, Indonesia is unstable and can barely govern itself.


 No.95918

>>95916

not many but just the fact that Indonesia is closer and have over 200 million people i feel like they might clash with the Chinese over Australia. this is also because the Indonesians wont want china to own Australia.


 No.95919

>>95916

China yes and is hands down the biggest threat, they would never invade though - it would ruin their whole silk road global trade plan to display such aggression.

Instead they will just continue growing their demographic here with those sympathetic to foreign interests, buy up assets etc. until they essentially have soft control like in Macau/Hong Kong.




File: 732b26aa50dfac8⋯.jpg (52.63 KB, 736x702, 368:351, vj74f86am1901.jpg)

 No.94409[Reply]

You NEETs need to watch what you eat. Eat the wrong foods and your health will suffer. I recommend cutting added sugar out of your diet entirely.

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>>95160

I confess.


 No.95166

>>95163

I can read peoples thoughts.


 No.95167

>>95157

Skeles can lick up the mess on the floor after it's over


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 No.95169

bum rash




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