[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / animu / asmr / cafechan / lds / leftpol / lippe / mascot / vg ]

/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

The board For Aussie NEETs

Catalog

Winner of the 39th Attention-Hungry Games
/vg/ - Generally vidya but no longer only vidya generals
Email
Subject *
Comment *
Verification *
File *
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.


File: 6ad0834f2949824⋯.jpg (38.52 KB, 508x960, 127:240, 1476066870582.jpg)

 No.53628[Reply]

Stay strong. Stay strong. The feels. The Feels. They come, they threaten, they menace. Stand tall. Stand tall.

Old Thread: >>52875

746 posts and 116 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.54383

>>54365

Why bother patching the hole? Let the rest of society enjoy the sight of your penis.


 No.54385

Check catalogue for new thread if link not posted boys


 No.54386

>>54378

I trust one of the more responsible neets will step up and do this, while I post useless shit for the last few remaining posts.


 No.54387


 No.54388

>>54383

It's too small, it will only bring shame to myself. I mean slightly more shame than usual.




File: 94b7237eb8d3503⋯.jpg (9.05 KB, 255x221, 15:13, 1437729522615.jpg)

 No.52875[Reply]

The new NEET Thread, God be praised.

Old Thread: >>52114

746 posts and 96 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.53630

>>53627

Can you redpill me on this couch drama? Seems pretty straightforward. You could even go on gumtree and pay some cunt 50 bucks to move it for you.


 No.53631

>>53622

She still thinks I am a weirdo though. Hopefully when I meet her and her husband I can act normal and just say I'm not good on the phone or something.

Or better yet not say anything about the phonecall.


 No.53632

New Thread: >>53628

New Thread: >>53628

New Thread: >>53628

New Thread: >>53628

New Thread: >>53628

New Thread: >>53628


 No.53633

>>53631

>Or better yet not say anything about the phonecall.

Bingo. this is the right thing. I guarantee you she hasn't thought about it even 1% as much as you have.


 No.53634

neet




File: fff0140a13f48a2⋯.png (92.63 KB, 700x454, 350:227, 1b3195ca449b6a86ef02b3e893….png)

 No.52114[Reply]

How are you going NEETs?

Old Thread: >>51365

746 posts and 114 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.52878

>>52871

Reasonably bantered. I will implement the correction.


 No.52879

New Thread: >>52875

New Thread: >>52875

New Thread: >>52875

New Thread: >>52875


 No.52881

>>52844

Thank you, kind Karen poster.


 No.52883

Have a goon /+ wank


 No.52885

>>52879

Ah you beat me. Oh well, better delete my thread.




File: 55a7e14f0d4239d⋯.jpg (68.13 KB, 530x585, 106:117, 1478077150384.jpg)

 No.51365[Reply]

There were some gilded youths that sat along the barber's wall.

Their eyes were dull, their heads were flat, they had no brains at all;

To them the barber passed the wink, his dexter eyelid shut,

"I'll make this bloomin' yokel think his bloomin' throat is cut."

And as he soaped and rubbed it in he made a rude remark:

"I s'pose the flats is pretty green up there in Ironbark."

A grunt was all reply he got; he shaved the bushman's chin,

Then made the water boiling hot and dipped the razor in.

He raised his hand, his brow grew black, he paused awhile to gloat,

Then slashed the red-hot razor-back across his victim's throat:

Upon the newly-shaven skin it made a livid mark -

No doubt it fairly took him in - the man from Ironbark.

OLD >>50607

746 posts and 115 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.52115

>>52108

Here is the video. It's a good laugh and a half:

https://efukt.com/21054_CORN:_BEYOND_BUKKAKE.html

Do not watch while eating and what can be seen cannot be unseen


 No.52116

New Thread: >>52114

New Thread: >>52114

New Thread: >>52114

New Thread: >>52114


 No.52123

A few posts left here still.


 No.52125

Dan


 No.52126

Murphy's




File: 981bf893603bebe⋯.png (35.83 KB, 480x628, 120:157, NobleSavagePepe.png)

 No.50607[Reply]

We apologise for the laws and policies of successive parliaments and governments that have inflicted profound grief, suffering and loss on these our fellow Australians. We apologise especially for the removal of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children from their families, their communities and their country.

Old Thread: >>49846

746 posts and 88 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.51360

>>51357

Thanks, though I'd rather 10 wicked wings from KFC tbh. Have you tried any of HJ's premium range?


 No.51361

>>51359

It was worth it. I shouldn't have got a meal though since the chips at maccas are rubbish.

>>51360

I have, the Grill Masters are brilliant. Last time I went there I got the Fiery Angus.


 No.51362

>>51358

Is it the skin that's itching? Pinch some of it and roll it between your fingers, it's safer that way and is really good at relieving the itch too.


 No.51363

>>51361

>>51361

What drink did you get?


 No.51364

File: ab1f68144a8f952⋯.png (15.62 KB, 632x148, 158:37, minit stats.png)

Up and marathonned this while all gooned up.

Which isn't saying much. It's basically a Newgrounds-era flash game. It does some alright work, with how collectables are hidden in plain sight and a pretty hefty amount of unlockable secrets and content, but nothing incredible, the premise is underused, the levels weak, the combat one-note sock em bop and the logic puzzles neither.

$10 for something that would feel like a ripoff as a $3 phone game is a pretty hefty ask.




File: 1c38a54cc3aaa97⋯.png (119.59 KB, 303x280, 303:280, 1506239025056.png)

 No.49846[Reply]

How was your Easter NEETs? How many chocolate eggs did you eat?

Previous Thread: >>49094

746 posts and 102 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.50609

>>50606

Tell me where that house was then, Hackerman?

What street do I live in now?


 No.50610

>>50606

Not everyone is paranoid about their info.


 No.50611

>>50610

What info though? A fucking suburb name?


 No.50612

New Thread: >>50607

New Thread: >>50607

New Thread: >>50607

New Thread: >>50607


 No.50613

Dan Murphy's




File: 2742ebf686b46e5⋯.png (101.67 KB, 900x900, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.49094[Reply]

We don't like 'em, they smell.

746 posts and 116 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.49854

>>49849

Please stop upsetting the NEETs, it's not comfy behavior.


 No.49856

748


 No.49857


 No.49859

New Thread: >>49846

New Thread: >>49846

New Thread: >>49846

New Thread: >>49846


 No.49860

over




File: 79a32740cc8fd1d⋯.png (12.78 KB, 700x800, 7:8, pepesus.png)

 No.48331[Reply]

OLD >>47567

It sure is nice having such an easy Edition topic. Hope you're all trying to do your best to be your best, neets.

746 posts and 99 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.49091

File: 396d88cba3c0e37⋯.jpg (49.27 KB, 715x715, 1:1, original-grid-image-5581-1….jpg)


 No.49092

File: 8c24d50203c3efe⋯.jpg (132.77 KB, 512x512, 1:1, photo.jpg)


 No.49093

File: 7673d1f288455cd⋯.jpg (21.43 KB, 200x300, 2:3, tip to you aye cuz.jpg)


 No.49396

Some Real Estate has been freed up here it seems.

The last post will be mine as well. Don't touch it.


 No.49764

New thread: >>49094




File: 448051efa5edf92⋯.png (380.36 KB, 2566x1790, 1283:895, 448051efa5edf928f1609fa998….png)

 No.47567[Reply]

Mmmmm I fucking love this goon tbh

Hows it been

746 posts and 110 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.48341

Just posting the new thread link here so it is below the longposts

>>48331


 No.48343

>>48336

Does that pepe reflect your current mood?


 No.48344

>>48341

Good idea.


 No.48349

Stay comfy


 No.48350

Stay safe over Easter

New THREAD

>>48331




File: 086b20e192bde83⋯.png (537.99 KB, 1024x677, 1024:677, 086b20e192bde83990400e0cb4….png)

 No.46833[Reply]

We're all going to make it

746 posts and 69 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.47589

Sexy Neet


 No.47590

Our biggested executive: Augustus


 No.47591

where the fuck is monk


 No.47592

>>47590

I thought Cheesey's Cousin was


 No.47593

F




File: 726aae361dd7be6⋯.jpg (400.05 KB, 1200x950, 24:19, 1517819571061.jpg)

 No.46065[Reply]

OLD >>45274

Yes indeed, we are still breathing. The year is all but 25% done now, has it served you well?

746 posts and 80 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.46828

>>46827

>I'm Malcolm Turnbull's wig


 No.46829

>>46757

>>46758

>>46759

Nations mean nothing to me, only autocorrect can decide my spelling.

That said, why do anglos add as many letters as possible to every fucking word?

>>46825

>normie

Is that what they call normalfags on facebook?


 No.46830

>>46828

Do you get any tax deductions for all the hair products you need to use as part of your profession?


 No.46831

>>46830

Malcolm does because I am his wig but I don't


 No.46832

>>46789

I'll be in CBR for the week starting the 9th of April.

Any good places to eat?

They've put my up in an apartment in the Pacific Suites which look decent.




File: cc95c00804075c5⋯.png (13.38 KB, 657x527, 657:527, tfw.png)

 No.45274[Reply]

Hey NEETS hows it been, I hope you're hanging in there

>>44537

Old Bread

746 posts and 119 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.
Post last edited at

 No.46070

NEW Not in Employment Education or Training GENERAL THREAD

>>46065

>>46065

>>46065

>>46065


 No.46071

So I haven't really had ciders before but damn they taste good, you don't even taste the piss


 No.46072

>>46069

I remember in high school one of the kids called me the most retarded smart kid he'd ever met


 No.46075

>>46071

If that's your aim just chug UDL


 No.46077

fin.




File: 7cee097ed70d068⋯.jpg (126.62 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1486085287935.jpg)

 No.44537[Reply]

It is the harmony of the diverse parts, their symmetry, their happy balance; in a word it is all that introduces order, all that gives unity, that permits us to see clearly and to comprehend at once both the ensemble and the details.

OLD >>43802

746 posts and 120 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.45311

New thread when


 No.45312

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>45310

NEETGANG

E

E

T

G

A

N

G


 No.45313

>>45305

i'm surprised you even had the option to learn it

>>45307

kinda like "move"


 No.45314

>>45312

NEETLIFE

E

E

T

L

I

F

E


 No.45315

>>45313

Im from koroska, in some regions there's even bilingual schools




File: ab8cfb51b6ed162⋯.png (145.32 KB, 446x520, 223:260, 1477805791393.png)

 No.43802[Reply]

The riveting NEET saga continues. What a page turner…

Previous Thread: >>43050

746 posts and 110 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.44557

You better be stepping on that plate mate


 No.44558

>>44557

Here's one I prepared earlier


 No.44559


 No.44560

>>44556

Not bad, nah. I've never heard it before.


 No.44561

Tfw expressed




File: f86dff5c7f691cf⋯.jpg (107.5 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, lc40bL.jpg)

 No.43050[Reply]

The NEET story continues…

Previous thread: >>42297

746 posts and 84 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.43804

>>43801

Or neets who try to flush their shitbottles down whole


 No.43805

File: aade9b71e067b2d⋯.jpg (180.43 KB, 900x1301, 900:1301, aade9b71e067b2df0eb08816ed….jpg)

>>43800

>the fear of poopoo terrorism in his heart

Be a chad and out do them


 No.43806

Disgusting toilet practices is one of the reasons I rarely leave the house and probably wouldn't be able to live with another person again. Even a relative. I am just too disgusted by other people now.


 No.43807

New Thread: >>43802

New Thread: >>43802

New Thread: >>43802

New Thread: >>43802

New Thread: >>43802

New Thread: >>43802


 No.43810

Dan Murphy's




[]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
| Catalog | Nerve Center | Cancer
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / animu / asmr / cafechan / lds / leftpol / lippe / mascot / vg ]