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File: 48c920adae20d75⋯.png (75.08 KB, 820x532, 205:133, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.303082

When they look back they will only see incomprehensible images and three word phrases that even their greatest decipherers will be stumped by.

Emoji's are the future of language. They are global and have meaning based on feel.

True communication is only accessible through feel, through meme.

OLD >>302320

 No.303084

South Australia is Best Australia


 No.303094

A N A L V A L E


 No.303098

>>303094

Just how does he do it?


 No.303110

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good night friends.


 No.303111

File: 3cb17b05bb6444e⋯.png (107.81 KB, 535x434, 535:434, SAPepe1.png)

>>303084

>Just how does he do it

>tfw severely impressed


 No.303112

>>303110

Good night my friend.


 No.303113

>>303110

Goodnight


 No.303114

Wanked night


 No.303115

I am imagining NK scraping a bit of uneaten sausage roll pastry off his plate into the bin.


 No.303116


 No.303117

>>303115

I eat it all


 No.303118

Sexually active aboriginal seniors


 No.303119

I heard nuerofen was so desperate a Jewish banker paid him $20 to suck a boongs cock on camera so he could go buy goon and a box of crackers


 No.303120

Mates misso had a severe sperg out in the hotel room

Like severe

Fuck bros


 No.303121

That girl is on her period

For better or worse no mini-NEETs yet


 No.303122

Seriously thinking about quitting my job tomorrow.


 No.303123

>>303122

Why would you ponder such a thought?


 No.303124

File: bdc6f80074ac521⋯.jpg (304.87 KB, 916x1731, 916:1731, ZZC 0844.jpg)

I hate drinking I should never have done it.


 No.303125

>>303123

They are giving me the shits


 No.303126

>>303124

Have a wank


 No.303127

File: 7c2182d0d6514bd⋯.jpg (325.24 KB, 981x1554, 327:518, ZZC 0821.jpg)

Scholars often wonder why Neanderthals died out, seemingly they were more advanced than us but they were less numerous. I think that is the key factor, they were probably just bread out by us(we know they did bread with us). It's natural that if two people can bread with each other then the more numerous one will bread out the other one given enough time, and we had the time.


 No.303128

>>303127

We knead to dough if they bread with crust.


 No.303129

File: 615b0df9f42c180⋯.jpg (139.19 KB, 860x756, 215:189, ZZC 0553.jpg)

>>303128

Huh? I don't understand.


 No.303130

File: 6fc4127cb332419⋯.png (676.06 KB, 829x1200, 829:1200, ZZC 0449.png)

The reason I dislike alcohol is it makes you quite numb so you can't enjoy anything, I didn't read my book because of this or watch any anime today. I just Played Total war three kingdoms which I don't like, it;'s stupid. The gameplay is stupid but also they use counterweighted trebuchets, and crossbows with relatively small self bow wooden lathes and stirrups, both of which do not feature in Chinese crossbows(well string stirrups do but later and these were Iron stirrups).


 No.303131

And they should span them on their backs but they don't.


 No.303132

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Honk.


 No.303133

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.303134

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm not a flood though..


 No.303135

Helped my cousin clean out his dad's garage today, then went and bought a kebab for lunch, they are quite different to the ones you can get in Australia, as here they cut a bread roll in half and put the kebab meat and filling in that instead of using the flat breads they use in Australia. Might go for a bike ride today, as I couldn't either yesterday or the day before because it was too rainy.


 No.303136

>>303135

Sounds yum.


 No.303137

File: 47ac85278a3bbaa⋯.jpg (582.05 KB, 1459x2639, 1459:2639, ZZC 0841.jpg)

The manifold peoples have become corrupted, such corruption lends itself to a myriad of symptoms amongst a myriad of people. But they are all corrupted all the same. Sad.


 No.303138

>>303137

Cute girl.


 No.303139

Still thinking about quitting.

Up in real NEET hours.


 No.303140

>>303137

>>303138

Good evening NEETs, what are you up to?

I'm about to have a cup of tea and watch some David Attenborough while trying to fall asleep.


 No.303141

>>303140

I'm drinking a glass of green tea with honey and listening to music while lurking the internet. I just woke up.

>>303139

Quitting what? This morning is my second day of no smoke.


 No.303142

>>303141

Why did you wake up now? Does that happen often?

I'm thinking about quitting work, there's a lot of factors as to why. Thing is, boss still owes me $5.5k that I loaned the company to pay their bills.


 No.303143

I was wearing a hi-vis because I didn't want to wake misso up looking for a jacket. I think it's the first time I've wore it. It made me too hot, I had to take it off. I wonder why he gave it to me. I've had it for years and it's been in the spare room.


 No.303144

>>303142

I went to have a nap at around 5 yesterday afternoon after I finished my uni orientation, social interaction even though I didn't actually talk to anyone like the sperg I am drains me quickly, but didn't wake up until now. I'll probably go for my 30 minute walk in an hour or two and then start playing Final Fantasy XII which arrived in the mail yesterday while I was at orientation.

Could you sue your boss over the money you loaned him?


 No.303145

>>303144

Is the orientation the first meeting you have with them?

Forced socialising drains me too.

I doubt I could sue, there was no paperwork signed.


 No.303146

>>303145

It was more to get accustomed to the uni and how to use the uni site for schoolwork. I start properly next Tuesday.

Shit luck there, shouldn't have given the cunt a cent.


 No.303147

>>303125

Do you want us to guilt trip you or not?


 No.303148

>>303146

Good luck with your studies. All I got out of doing my studies (I went to an RTO(tafe type thing)) was an excuse to go outside and work on social skills. It helped a lot in that way.

I shouldn't've but it's too late. Hopefully he pays it back soon.

>>303147

Guilt trip me into quitting or staying?


 No.303149

>>303148

We can do whatever you want. I recommend a firm wank and continuing on with life.


 No.303150

>>303149

Yeah, I'm thinking something similar. At least until he pays me back. I have over a years annual leave which I can take out and try and find another job.

I should probably take a week off and get some interviews before quitting.


 No.303151

The escort is getting closer to getting booked in tomorrow. They did not answer my enquiry about price… I typed a very specific email but they did send a cross a new head shot.


 No.303152

>>303151

Asian or white?


 No.303153

>>303152

White. The Asian guys either have a bad reputation or look awful in their pictures.


 No.303154

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 No.303155

>>303154

Well good night. I have a big day planned for tomorrow.


 No.303156

>>303155

Good night NEETo.


 No.303157

Horny.


 No.303158

HORNY.


 No.303159

HORNY


 No.303160

HOOOOOOOOORNYYYYYYYY


 No.303161

I AM SOOOOOO HOOOOOORNYYYYYY


 No.303162

FUCK MY MOIST LITTLE BOI PUCCI


 No.303163

FUCK ME I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!!!


 No.303164

I JUST WANKED OFF MY GRANDMA


 No.303165

>>303164

Who paid who?


 No.303166

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.303167

>>303165

I wank her off for free, I'm a good grandson after all.


 No.303168

>>303167

You have a kind heart.


 No.303169

File: a5e84a467de97bf⋯.jpg (8.27 KB, 300x160, 15:8, image.jpg)

>>303168

*snap*

Bend over NEETo.


 No.303170

File: 2af360953ab7cd5⋯.jpg (124.62 KB, 634x794, 317:397, 15800260-7226829-_One_of_m….jpg)

Good Morning NEETs


 No.303171

>>303170

SUCK MY BABY PENIS


 No.303172

>>303170

Good morning NEET.


 No.303173

>>303171

Do you have an innie?


 No.303174

>>303173

My bellybutton is an innie because I'm not a fat cunt.


 No.303175

JAZZ JACK RABBIT


 No.303176

>>303174

*not an executive cunt


 No.303177

>>303176

Fat cunt.


 No.303178

ELECTRO SHOCK THE COCK


 No.303179

>>303177

*Executive cunt


 No.303180

>>303178

I love a good roast chicken tbh


 No.303181

>>303164

Hue NEET?


 No.303182


 No.303183

Good morning NEETs.

My day is off to a bad start.

I got my usual morning coffee from the Hungry Jacks drive through near work.

Served by a reasonably pretty girl in a muslim tea towel thing.

She filled the cup so full that when she handed it to me it sprayed out of the sippy hole and onto my crotch.


 No.303184

>>303182

As one wit said in the comments: Probably just testing out the new 5G network


 No.303185

>>303183

>>303172

>>303170

Good morning friends.


 No.303186

>>303182

He just wanted a bit of orange.


 No.303187

>>303183

Was the coffee hot?


 No.303188

NK how are you managing two jobs?

>… was not seeking the services of a sex worker, but the services of a specially trained sex therapist

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/woman-with-multiple-sclerosis-granted-sex-therapist-through-ndis-on-appeal/news-story/bcffd3b5fdeaa7296225dc4e9e13ee1e


 No.303189

>>303188

>“The applicant is afflicted with multiple sclerosis, and has other related conditions, which make the prospect that she will obtain sexual release of any kind without the intervention of a sexual therapist unlikely,” he said in the judgment.


 No.303190

>>303187

What do you reckon?


 No.303191

>>303170

>>303172

>>303183

Good morning NEETs

>>303185

Good morning my friend.


 No.303192

>>303190

Like most take away coffees I buy, barely hot?


 No.303193

>>303150

This sounds sensible. Maybe increase the pressure on them to pay you back sooner rather than later.


 No.303194

>>303192

These ones are so hot they develop skin on top.


 No.303195

This idea that people NEED sex or their lives aren't worth living, and that you are better off getting tugged on by a prostitute than being celibate is nonsense. A completely depraved society.


 No.303196

>>303150

It's always easier to get a new job while you have a current job.


 No.303197

>>303191

Morning.


 No.303198

>>303195

People need touch contact, m8. It's well documented.


 No.303199

>>303170

Don't think you have escaped answering those questions.


 No.303200

>>303194

Ask the first aid officer at work to kiss the sore area better.


 No.303201

>>303198

Then they should find volunteers to give the disabled wholesome hugs. Maybe chaste massages. Not prostitutes for sex! Crazy.


 No.303202

>>303201

Don't worry m8, I'll keep you updated with the juicy details if the adventure moves forward.


 No.303203

>>303128

Well bantered.


 No.303204

>>303202

With pics please.


 No.303205

>>303201

What if some nice volunteer girl is giving me a nice wholesome hug and I accidently have sex with her ?


 No.303206

>>303205

You will go to jail where you will get as many hugs as you like.


 No.303207

File: 9cc2c3fefc22302⋯.jpg (50.19 KB, 598x480, 299:240, pepe-in-prison[1].jpg)

>>303206

But .. jail hugs aren't nice and friendly


 No.303208

>>303207

Depends who is giving them. It might be a nice big cuddly Maori man.


 No.303209

>>303130

>The reason I dislike alcohol is I just Played Total war three kingdoms which I don't like, it;'s stupid


 No.303210

File: daa8e4d624f75bb⋯.jpg (13.17 KB, 480x360, 4:3, b.jpg)

>>303207

"Bubba" will make it nice and friendly


 No.303211

File: 780a95a83486f00⋯.png (21.62 KB, 304x288, 19:18, jSHD2TJ[1].png)

>>303208

That's even worse ! they eat you afterwards


 No.303212

Oh, the relevant moral NEETs will be happy to know I failed entirely to debauch myself and instead fell asleep on the couch quite early.

>tfw you plan a drug and whore binge but are old


 No.303213

>>303212

That is for the best. You need to age with dignity.


 No.303214

>>303211

It is all protein.


 No.303215

>>303213

A NEETs dignity is like his undies, able to withstand horrible events and multiple washings


 No.303216

Up n at em cunnos


 No.303217

>>303216

You on with that latina bird tonight?


 No.303218

>>303217

Yeah, getting cocktails at 1 or two different venues.

She seems keen


 No.303219

>>303212

That's a shame. I found out my paracetamol (Panamax) was made in India. I consumed poo quality drugs last night.


 No.303220

>>303218

>getting cocktails

can you afford cocktails?


 No.303221

>>303218

You need to be more forward than you were with that girl the other night. She was a total slut and you almost ended up not having the nerve to even go home with her.


 No.303222

>>303220

He has a cock

She has a tail


 No.303223

>>303221

Yeah I know, I think this chick lives in the city. I've just never invited myself back before. We'll see how it goes, I'll have to just be cockier


 No.303224

File: 3c104aa0b5b6a10⋯.png (118.28 KB, 313x266, 313:266, chadpepe.png)

>>303223

>I've just never invited myself back before

So bby …. my shed or yours ?


 No.303225

>>303220

For myself


 No.303226

>>303203

Thank you, I thought that wasn't bad.


 No.303227

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Time to do this fucking shit.


 No.303228

>>303227

Have a good day. See you when you get back. Don't sperg out at anyone.


 No.303229

Telstra guy is coming in half an hour

What is he even gonna be doing? I plugged in the router after the NBN guy came and it was setup within the hour.

I hope hes not gonna be working on disconnecting the old line or anything


 No.303230

>>303229

>Telstra guy is coming in half an hour

How did they notify you of this work and did they specify what access they needed for your property?


 No.303231

>>303230

Email

No

I told the NBN guy I could set it up, and did (only had to plug it in)

Dunno what the telstra guy would even do, ADSL line is still active too


 No.303232

>>303195

the monk life is underrated


 No.303233

>>303199

> no one expects the neetquision

My Dad gave me 100 bucks and and change. I bought two pairs of straight stretch 36W32L jeans that were $30 each and did a food shop with the remaining $40… My food shop actually was $104 because i needed to stock up on a few luxuries like exfoliating face wash and magnesium tablets etc


 No.303234

>>303233

>a food shop with the remaining $40

So three four goon bags then?


 No.303235

>>303234

three or four


 No.303236

>>303234

uh nope i never buy alcohol infront of my parents because ill get a lecture and look of disaproval


 No.303237

>>303236

They sound like sensible people, you should take whatever advice they give you


 No.303238

>>303237

what just work 40hrs a week at whatever job you can find and then retire and just watch NPC free to air television all day ?

Bitch please….


 No.303239

>>303238

For a middle aged female asio agent you sure do an amazing impression of a 14 year old boy


 No.303240

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.303241

>>303236

your lucky to have people who still care about you


 No.303242

>>303241

*you're

No wonder no one cares about you.


 No.303243

Imagine being so mentally ill you think being a dole bludging drug addict living below the poverty line is cool and rebellious


 No.303244

>>303243

I want to be a slacker drug addict with money. That's why I'm going to uni to become an accountant because I don't want to do any actual manual labour.


 No.303245

>tfw I'll never have a cutie Scandinavian trans gf


 No.303246

File: d1b127685b59072⋯.jpg (91.73 KB, 554x1100, 277:550, 1511584063004.jpg)

The Telstra guy is coming anytime between 10 and 2.

Highly distressing. I am sitting here in silence waiting for the door knock.


 No.303247

File: 83858a60dbdd649⋯.jpg (83.86 KB, 704x704, 1:1, b9zhalv93p931.jpg)

I have been into the reddit memes again.


 No.303248

>>303241

Im very lucky my Dad and Nanna J have been really good to me…


 No.303249

>>303246

>Telstra

Get fucked your mong cunt.


 No.303250

>>303243

imagine being in a position where you can pick and choose what you want to do with your life

imagine not being "obligated"


 No.303251

>>303250

Like how you choose to go to wftd and not drive a car? :^)


 No.303252

Nuro if you want to live an alternative lifestyle and not be an NPC that is your choice but you can't be cadging money off relatives at your age. You must feel guilty and soiled about it all. That is no way to live.


 No.303253

>>303251

i already got out of WFTD i only have 3 days left

and i got a new licence and 12points at the beginning of the year. I have a running car and money saved for rego. I just need to get it Road worthied…. im not in a hurry to cage or wage TBPH


 No.303254

>>303250

>imagine not being "obligated"

this is fine but it works both ways

like society being obligated to prop you up


 No.303255

I can't stop thinking about that smol girl I met at the orientation yesterday. I doubt I'll ever see her again but she was so cute.


 No.303256

Feeling pretty awful today from a bad nights sleep. I am not going to be proceeding with the escort experience. I am instead planning on attending an Anime event. I am not sure if it is more or less degenerate than the escort experience.


 No.303257

>>303252

>Nuro if you want to live an alternative lifestyle

oh fuck off your just as retarded as my parents … sometime events happen that make it impossible to work and just knock you out of society its a joke… car / licence / health / family / housing issues can pile up pretty easily and lead to cascade failure…

all those problems are easily solved by money and there doesnt seem to much of it these days… even if you are working


 No.303258

>>303256

>I am not going to be proceeding with the escort experience

Good decision.

>I am instead planning on attending an Anime event.

Go on grindr when you are there and get chatting to a qt anime lad.


 No.303259

>>303257

>your

*you're

You're the retarded one mate.


 No.303260

File: 637c8497b92a25a⋯.gif (880.63 KB, 350x350, 1:1, 1503570572092.gif)

>>303259

FUCK OFF CUNT


 No.303261

>>303257

You can easy take home 800 a week with no skills

Why don't you put your hackerman skills to work? I'm sure you could pick up a helpdesk job pretty easy

You must be getting tired of the boong life


 No.303262

>>303258

>Go on grindr when you are there and get chatting to a qt anime lad.

How… did you know??


 No.303263

>>303261

>You can easy take home 800 a week with no skills

How?


 No.303264

>>303263

Get a job putting shit in boxes


 No.303265

File: b3163c3576b17eb⋯.jpg (103.11 KB, 600x1714, 300:857, d30e5184f9bf6c21acf8a78be8….jpg)

>>303261

>You must be getting tired of the boong life

It can age you 30 years, until you get the right tablets.


 No.303266

File: fdc295dcfcd0abd⋯.jpg (882.12 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, junkie gf.jpg)

>tfw no junkie rebecca gf


 No.303267

>>303261

housing and health issues have fully wrecked me … but now i am settled somewhere stable and got my health back im ready to re-enter the workforce … but as i said i have some interesting business opportunities popping up later in the year and i would prefer my own business to working for someone else ….


 No.303268

Home from work lads had a vomit, still not feeling good, must be a bug or something I've picked up.


 No.303269

>>303267

You need to be able to type properly first you retard.


 No.303270

>>303268

That is no good mate. Take it easy and hopefully it won't last too long.


 No.303271

>>303270

Yeah just going to rest up.


 No.303272

>thinking of Shire's muscular abdominals flexing as he vomits


 No.303273

>>303267

wat sort of business?


 No.303274

>>303268

hopefully its some shit food and not a bug

i had the worst gastro of my life a few weeks back

good luck mate


 No.303275

>thinking about Cindy's raw wet pink beat up pussy with gastro germs working their way up her vaginal canal


 No.303276

>>303267

Looks like we have successfully shamed another NEET back into real life. Another /ausneets/ success story.


 No.303277

The bullying of nuro is a bit rough, a lot of us have probably been in similar circumstances, I kind of know how feels about being exclude from society, it can take a long time and a lot of effort to re-integrate.

>>303274

I don't think it's because of food, I've had no diarrhea, just a nausea, a spew, headache and chills, gonna pop some Rebecca's juicy thighss and have a cuppa.


 No.303278

>>303273

A friend is moving his bike / machine shop to a large industrial space. He has also teamed up with a large wholesaler. im going to help him build his new shop and if that goes well help run the business.


 No.303279

>>303272

>>303275

Vile and uncouth


 No.303280

>>303275

Inappropriate.


 No.303281

>>303278

Sounds great mate. You should spend the lead up time cutting down on the drugs and booze.


 No.303282


 No.303283

>>303279

I only posted the first one, Shire, because I love you.


 No.303284

>>303282

Morning Shitballs.

What does the day have in store for you?


 No.303285

>>303282

Good morning Shitey.


 No.303286

>>303283

Love you too


 No.303287

>>303284

>>303285

Good morning. I might go have a volunteer. What does the day have in store for you?


 No.303288

>>303277

We are trying to help him

He's gone off the rails a bit like a lot of us have.

The difference with neuro is hes very defensive about it and almost proud of his boong habits. We'll clean up his lifestyle and in 5 years he will be posting pics of his young daughter riding with training wheels on a bike path by that river in Brisbane and drinking goon-free smoothies and oral cappuccinos


 No.303289

>>303278

In time you might even be in charge of a small horde of wfd neets


 No.303290

>>303288

I know but it's a bit heavy handed, all he really needs to do is cut back on the goons and he will be able to think more clearly.


 No.303291

>>303287

I am at work. Apart from leaving the office to get some lunch, my day will not be particularly eventful.

Have you seen the hapa recently?


 No.303292

>>303288

Also speaking of kids, I'm going to be an uncle on Monday.


 No.303293

File: c7ff663c388b77e⋯.png (1.45 MB, 765x767, 765:767, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.303294

>>303268

I've got a case of the runs but I feel fine.


 No.303295

>>303292

When are you going to have your own?

We are all anxiously waiting for pics of you and your cute hapa kid on the motorbike with Cindy standing next to it with a big smile


 No.303296

>>303293

this makes the bees look massive and that is not a good thought


 No.303297

>>303294

I did a type 5 - 6 this morning, but not complete liquid.

>>303295

I don't know if I want kids.


 No.303298

>>303297

I think I have just had too much coffee.


 No.303299

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 No.303300


 No.303301

I've been eating less fruit of late and I have now come to understand why some neets claim shitting is an arduous experience


 No.303302

>>303299

Cool but weird looking.


 No.303303

>>303301

Why have you cut back on fruit?


 No.303304

I keep running to the toilet and I'm worried what my roommate thinks.


 No.303305

>>303304

She probably thinks you have diarrhoea.


 No.303306

>>303291

It’s been a couple of weeks since I’ve seen the hapa. What are you having for lunch?


 No.303307

>>303268

You may have the flu


 No.303308

Shitey have you considered going on one of those dating apps?


 No.303309

>>303305

I think I do. I think I have it all out though.


 No.303310

>>303308

I’ve posted my dating app misadventures here in the past


 No.303311


 No.303312

>>303310

You haven't had any luck? What goes wrong?


 No.303313

>>303303

because I was lazy and didn't do any shopping over the weekend


 No.303314

>>303306

I am not sure yet. The immediate vicinity choices are Subway, KFC, or Bunnings.


 No.303315

>>303314

A healthy subway is your best option.


 No.303316

>>303312

They don’t reply

>>303314

I recommend Subway


 No.303317

Telstra poo man has been and gone.

I've had 4 coffees already, bad mistake.

Now I can get my day started.


 No.303318

>>303317

What did he do?


 No.303319

File: 73d8f679c313adc⋯.jpg (155.88 KB, 1084x1333, 1084:1333, 1533402259540.jpg)

>>303289

> oral cappuccinos

VILE

>>303289

it has to be a non-profit and also i have been in charge of a few WFTD neets last year

>>303290

all intelligence operatives are hard drinkers for life

>>303292

my sis is expecting too… im definatley going "that" uncle no one talks about

>>303304

is this the judgemental female ? she really has done a number on you

>>303314

im going to HJ's and bunnings with my Dad soon… i need to get some washers to fix the leaky taps in my ensuite


 No.303320

>>303318

Calibrated the phone line or something


 No.303321

>>303318

left a fine persistent odor of curry


 No.303322

>>303319

>im definatley going "that" uncle no one talks about

I have been that Uncle for a number of years now.


 No.303323

>>303322

i had an uncle like that too …. barely met him and he was a hard drinker and smoker and he suddenly died of a heat attack at the age 40… absolutely rocked my family back in '96


 No.303324

Sloppy caffeine and nicotine induced spicy poo


 No.303325

Need a Subway eating banjo playing cybersecurity expert bf


 No.303326

Need an ASD employed middle aged pain killer addicted cyclist lesbian gf


 No.303327

The board goes quiet when all of ASIO knock off for lunch.


 No.303328

Subway has been retrieved and consumed.

Had to wait literally 3 or 4 minutes while an asian woman tried to leave her parking bay a couple over from mine. They really are terrible drivers.


 No.303329

>>303328

How many inches did you do?


 No.303330

>>303328

I have trouble parking too. I don't know how people do it.


 No.303331

>>303329

12 give or take


 No.303332

>>303325

…said no girl ever


 No.303333

>>303330

I didn't help she had one of those Tarago things. Far too big for her limited spacial awareness.


 No.303334

>>303331

If you gave it is okay, if you took then it is gay.


 No.303335

>>303334

incredibly narrow minded for <current year>


 No.303336

>>303334

Giving is actually gayer than taking really, because you physically have to be aroused to do it.


 No.303337

>>303336

A real man is always aroused.


 No.303338


 No.303339

>>303338

Even the journo calls it vile.


 No.303340


 No.303341

Some rather uncomfortable poos today.

Not feeling very keen on this date tonight, its also >flogging down and I'm feeling quite lazy today.


 No.303342

>>303341

Have a comfy night in


 No.303343

>>303342

I've been doing that for best part of a month


 No.303344

>>303342

I only have nights in, apart from banjer and air rifle and I haven't done the latter for months.


 No.303345

>>303343

Go out then.

>>303344

Wouldn't mind getting into shooting.


 No.303346


 No.303347

Hobo here, im in country NSW. lots of shit talking bogans.


 No.303348

>>303347

Equally as many wanked poos though?


 No.303349

>>303347

Are you sniffing around the bins there mate?


 No.303350

>>303349

Not yet going to wait for tonight, dont want the pigs giving me any trouble.


 No.303351

>>303350

Who is really the pig here though?


 No.303352

>>303347

What area are you hoboing it up in?


 No.303353

>>303351

Very well put.


 No.303354

>>303351

The cops

>>303352

Some place NSW


 No.303355

>>303354

Excellent.


 No.303356

Uncomfortable poo at chaddy before going to Uniqlo.

Maybe me and shitey have used this same loo


 No.303357

Missing the sunshine


 No.303358

I'm horny.


 No.303359

I AM HORNY


 No.303360

>>303358

>>303359

resist the temptations of the flesh


 No.303361

>>303358

>>303359

Have a wank


 No.303362

>>303356

You've caught his poo disease


 No.303363

>>303358

>>303359

I'd bend you over for a tenner


 No.303364

>>303362

Apparently in this day and age if you have unhealthy poo you can pay to get some healthy poo shoved up your bum


 No.303365


 No.303366

>>303364

Wasn't this what NK was going to do before they reviewed his poo pictures?


 No.303367

>>303366

I'm honestly not sure if it's a real thing or hipster shit


 No.303368

Stool transplant


 No.303369

>>303365

He wants action. I am ready to stand and deliver.


 No.303370

>>303364

You can probably get some pervert to pay you for it if you look in the right places


 No.303371

File: d27d9e3f15ea2a4⋯.jpg (9.8 KB, 600x400, 3:2, Hem-packshot-photo-Ernest_….jpg)

>>303368

Where do you want it ?


 No.303372

Need to get my beard trimmed


 No.303373

>>303371

In the living room please.


 No.303374

>>303369

>I am ready to stand and deliver

Your cunny or your life


 No.303375

>>303373

I'm sorry, we only deliver internal stools


 No.303376

>>303372

Don't forget to do downstairs.


 No.303377


 No.303378


 No.303379

>>303377

We can review both upstairs and downstairs trimming efforts, if pictures are provided. cost is one (1) vile and must be provided upfront


 No.303380

>>303379

I am unsure how Possum feels about crotchbeards and the trimming of


 No.303381

Someone needs to break into Nuro's place and swap his coffee enema with one of NK's poos, this will change his ways.


 No.303382

>>303381

Depends on what day the poo is, some are very low quality and quantity.


 No.303383

When I was young people shoved E's up their bums

Now it's all coffee, the youth of today is weak


 No.303384

>>303383

I really don't know why people did that, it's not like it would get you higher or something.


 No.303385

>>303383

The young lads these days are all about shoving D's up their bums


 No.303386

>>303384

Likewise, Even if it got you 10% higher I'll stick with non anal drugs


 No.303387

>>303385

Degeneracy abounds.

They should be out putting their D's up young ladies bums


 No.303388

Might have another spew


 No.303389

>>303138

Thanks, it's me.


 No.303390

>>303389

I don't believe you.


 No.303391

>>303388

Have a vom


 No.303392

File: dfa74d1dae7e15e⋯.png (212.8 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Active-Fullfor-560gr-uten-….png)


 No.303393

>>303392

That dog is probably like the projectile vomit


 No.303394

>>303392

That hundemat will make me vom even more


 No.303395

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw


 No.303396

>>303395

Misery music is for edgy 15 year olds.


 No.303397


 No.303398

>>303356

Uniqlo has some nice business clothes. I bought some of kando pants from there and a nice slim fit shirt as well as an Italian leather brown belt. What did you get?


 No.303399

>>303396

ist peaceful.


 No.303400

File: 0fadd8a15f394aa⋯.jpg (50.88 KB, 919x571, 919:571, 32432434.JPG)

Wish they made these with a diesel


 No.303401

Can you run a diesel vehicle with cooking oil?


 No.303402

Soundcloud embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>303399

It's uncanny and disturbing, try this.

>>303401

Yes


 No.303403

>>303401

It can also be used as lube.


 No.303404

>>303400

Some fuck at work has one of those.


 No.303405

>>303228

Too bad.

>tfw left work 5 hours early.


 No.303406

>>303232

Monk life is paying for it all in Rupees and HPV.


 No.303407

>>303404

I likem, very simply and good off-roader, just a shame there's no diesel option.


 No.303408

>>303233

>magnesium tablets

Oral?


 No.303409

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>303402

I find this pretty relaxing.


 No.303410

>>303400

A NEET owning a Jimny would bring back bad memories


 No.303411

>>303238

>twf only 38 hours p/w NPC


 No.303412


 No.303413

>>303244

>to become an accountant

heh


 No.303414

>>303413

Tbf slacker drug addict with money is one of the top NEET goals


 No.303415

>>303412

ȝore*


 No.303416

>>303257

>sometime events happen

go on


 No.303417

>>303416

>sometimes these events involve a penis and a shopping centre


 No.303418

>>303414

7.2K is ahead of the curve.


 No.303419

>>303417

Once upon a time, Beccy was a barista.


 No.303420

>>303263

Dominatrix.


 No.303421

>>303419

I don't like this story of events.


 No.303422

File: ee2d3d8bdf62687⋯.jpg (89.62 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 01_413060.jpg)

File: 2e21e6eccc0f933⋯.jpg (16.13 KB, 570x570, 1:1, 410965_sub3.jpg)

>>303398

I bought the top in pic 1, I'll combine with the pants from pic 2 that I already have for the date tonight.

Most of my big boy clothes are from uniqlo too, theyre cheap and fit me pretty well, unlike a lot of the nicer brands like roger david or whatever, I need a fairly slim fit.

Was getting a lot of mires from young mums and sexy oriental retail workers. My self-esteem grows daily.


 No.303423

>>303267

>im ready to re-enter the workforce

go on


 No.303424

>>303419

Unfortunately he was ill on a VERY IMPORTANT day of his training hence the "stirring the coffee" incident


 No.303425

File: 6a6c9ca66c75d39⋯.png (1.68 MB, 1348x1011, 4:3, 6a6c9ca66c75d39ffa2d71f46c….png)

>>303419

It's a bit of secret but he use to be a priority one delivery driver for Dan. If you need goon urgently anywhere in the state he's the man you call to deliver it to you.


 No.303426

>>303421

She takes the panadol to hide from the shame


 No.303427


 No.303428

>>303422

Very nice, how much?


 No.303429


 No.303430

>>303427

The male models do kind of scream HOMOSEXUAL


 No.303431

>>303276

We're all going to make it.


 No.303432

>>303427

I desperately compensate for my NEET status with pretentious clothing

>>303428

50 bucks


 No.303433

>>303418

>7.2K

11.6 last time

I shall achieve my name on average


 No.303434

>>303282

Good afternoon.


 No.303435

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>303432

>50 bucks


 No.303436

>>303432

>NEET status with pretentious clothing

What happens if some girl you go out with thinks you're extremely wealthy or something?


 No.303437

>>303288

He'll probably avoid the training wheels because they're NPC jew ZOG tools.


 No.303438

>>303436

She'll have sex with him ?


 No.303439

>>303292

Congrats mate.


 No.303440

>>303438

What if she wants more than that? a gold digger, so to speak.


 No.303441

>>303293

heh

That's pretty funny tbh

Nature developed both of them to do the same thing.


 No.303442

>>303440

He can give her just a tiny little bit of NEET gold and reap the chad reward


 No.303443

>>303440

Well she ain't messin' with no broke.


 No.303444

>>303440

She'll keep sucking until she finds out

then she'll continue sucking in the shed


 No.303445

>>303299

Seems like a waste.


 No.303446

>>303301

Having fruits in your bum loosens it all up.


 No.303447

Gold diggers are just crack whores with pretensions


 No.303448

>>303304

Morning sickness.


 No.303449

>>303314

Get the Garlic Bread Subway.


 No.303450

I'd really like to be a sugar daddy tbh

I'll find some cute jungle gook in the village and shower her with a middle income lifestyle


 No.303451

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>303444

This would be the most hilarious thing, dressed very nicely and look respectable, "wanna come back to mine?"

Shed time.


 No.303452

>>303319

>VILE

lol

>i have been in charge of a few WFTD neets last year

Bit jealous tbh


 No.303453

>>303450

I'm still trying to find a drug ho

Not sure where to order them from


 No.303454


 No.303455

>>303451

Never knew you had such patrician taste, thought you liked similar music to Weber


 No.303456


 No.303457

>>303439

Thanks


 No.303458

Off to the date I go then NEETs

I will update you later if I get a chance.


 No.303459

>>303341

Fucking flogged down her too.

Nice and comfy in front of the heater and in trackies.


 No.303460

>>303455

I like all music, but mainly metal/alternative, looking forward to Tool's new album coming out.


 No.303461

>>303458

Good luck m8

Give her one up the bum for us


 No.303462

>>303458

Have fun m80


 No.303463

>>303456

Not before kissing. They need to take their time before getting nasty.


 No.303464

>>303463

I bet your the sort that holds hands without gloves on


 No.303465

>>303347

How do you get around so much?

And why?


 No.303466

>>303464

Yes, but I keep a pair in my pocket at all times.


 No.303467


 No.303468

>>303371

That was the start of our four NEET chandelier last night.


 No.303469

>>303380

I'm not.


 No.303470

>>303468

I was quite impressed when you balanced those 2 boongs eifel towering Rebecca on top


 No.303471

Thinking about erotic shed shenanigans


 No.303472

>>303384

Yes it does. You are missing out doing just oral.


 No.303473


 No.303474

>>303415

Very clever.


 No.303475

>>303422

>I need a fairly slim fit.

Are you even trying for Nurgle?


 No.303476

>>303430

You could make them scream HOMOSEXUAL


 No.303477

>>303433

Is that gross or net?


 No.303478


 No.303479

>>303450

The Philippines calls for me. In 25 years.


 No.303480

>>303458

Write /ausneets/ on her tiger stripes.


 No.303481

>>303465

No commitments and its fun.


 No.303482

>>303467

A prepared whore.


 No.303483

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.303484

16 minutes wait for the train.

Hope I can sneak in a pre date pint somewhere in the city


 No.303485

43% battery and I didn't brush my teeth.

Not off to a good start


 No.303486

>>303485

Give it a shake may be you'll get a few more percent out of it.


 No.303487

Had a spew and a poo


 No.303488

did you spew on your poo or poo on your spew?


 No.303489

>>303487

>tfw empty

?


 No.303490

>>303488

Good question.


 No.303491

>>303488

Poo'd on my spew


 No.303492

>>303333

boong wizard doesn't even try anymore

>>303455

what the fuck is this supposed to mean?


 No.303493

I keep messaging randoms on Grindr with random NK comments.

>What do you suck in?

>What makes you better than the real Dyson, human Dyson?

Is the next comment to someone?


 No.303494

I liked it the times Grindr has been used to locate homosexuals and beat them to death.


 No.303495

File: dc086430ec140ae⋯.png (47.84 KB, 685x1025, 137:205, Fuck me.png)

>>303494

You're just too cute like this fellow


 No.303496

File: a02a8398e24ddc1⋯.jpg (1.45 MB, 1530x1080, 17:12, Shoebill 002.jpg)

>>303494

Obviously this doesn't happen enough. 62% of the population need to be beaten to death.


 No.303497

>>303496

Are you coming to that Anime summit thing tomorrow?


 No.303498

>>303497

I don't know what it is you speak of. No regardless. I dislike secondaries and Australians and don't want to have anything to do with them.


 No.303499

Might go and sleep in the bathroom tonight


 No.303500

>>303498

>I dislike …Australians and don't want to have anything to do with them.

You'll fit in nicely here.


 No.303501

>>303499

Do you have a separate ensuite Cindy can use?


 No.303502


 No.303503

>>303498

Are you Seppo I pissed off a while back?


 No.303504

Explosive diarrhoea and Projectile vomiting


 No.303505

>>303500

My thoughts exactly.

>>303503

No…


 No.303506

>>303504

At the same time or are you able to turn around in time?


 No.303507

>>303408

Yes magnesium is incredible to counteract the goon


 No.303508

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB, 150x150, 1:1, 5c637f44e019608e0cbcff5b2….jpeg)

>>303507

Up your intake of both!


 No.303509

>>303506

I turned around immediately after the vomit, but had my head over the bathtub in case I needed to spew more.


 No.303510

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>303509

It's good you've got plan B


 No.303511

Drink less and you wont need to buy any magnesium


 No.303512

File: 42d643e82ea6310⋯.jpg (554.95 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, 42d643e82ea63108b623d8aeed….jpg)


 No.303513

Uncomfortable abdo pain after I swallow


 No.303514

File: 53bd29f0705f51d⋯.jpg (137.28 KB, 434x650, 217:325, bngfdm.jpg)

>>303513

>abbo pain you say?


 No.303515

>>303514

A B D O M I N A L


 No.303516

>>303515

See a doctor.

There's probably 5 in Cindy's family.


 No.303517

>>303516

Booked in tomorrow


 No.303518

>>303517

Sounds like gastro.


 No.303519

>>303518

I think so, also got a fever and the chills.


 No.303520

File: 03bbddd2cd3cf87⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0382.JPG)

>>303516

Ugh they bonged up the bridge again UNNA


 No.303521

>>303515

S N O W M A N


 No.303522


 No.303523

It is very windy at the moment and I don't like it.


 No.303524

>>303523

fly a kite


 No.303525

>>303520

Our bridge cunt


 No.303526

>>303523

Yes windchill is not comfy and I almost lost my tobacco pouch into the river the other day.

Warm and sunny in Brisbane. Like even shorts wearing weather after dark :)


 No.303527

File: ddb38c319b4eea7⋯.png (72.47 KB, 413x549, 413:549, ab.png)


 No.303528

>>303525

Our bridge on your land


 No.303529

Could my missus's cooking have poisoned me? she isn't sick.

Probably got it in viral form from some grubs car.


 No.303530

I had a knock on the door and a neighbour I've never talked to was standing there with a cover off a fan. He asked me if I had a box. There was a cat out the front that was barely moving, it was in a very bad way. I got a crate thing and put a towel in then put the cat in it, then a jacket over the top of it.

I drove with the neighbour to the AWL, they were closing and said they wouldn't take it, bit shit tbh. They were all still there. Anyway, they said take it to a vet, so off we went to do that. They made him sign a form, then we left it there. They said they would euthanise it. Unsure if that is a happy ending. Suppose it's better than it being left to die in my yard in the rain. My new hi-vis and a towel now has cat piss on it.


 No.303531

>>303529

Oriental ginger beer of death

Ancient Chinese secret.


 No.303532

>>303530

>Suppose it's better than it being left to die in my yard in the rain

To die alone and unwanted


 No.303533

>>303529

it could have been when you tongue punched her fart box.


 No.303534

>>303530

Sad

>>303531

It was bundaberg ginger beer, could the eternal queenslander have got me?


 No.303535

>>303533

I'm not into fart boxes tbh


 No.303536

>>303529

Normally it manifests after 6-8 hours, but it's odd she isn't sick if you ate the same thing.


 No.303537

>>303536

This is why I think it's a virus usually 8 to 48 hours after infection.


 No.303538

>>303537

You'll have to disinfect everything at home, or Cindy will start doing the same.


 No.303539


 No.303540

>>303539

Hard choice m8, pretend to not be sick or clean the whole house


 No.303541

>>303540

>clean the whole house

I just meant door handles, shared surfaces, etc.


 No.303542

Norovirus or similar could destroy the NEET compound.


 No.303543

>>303540

She knows I'm crook, I don't want her to get whatever it is.

>>303541

I've been washing my hands and stuff

>>303542

Inflamed gut and broken bum hole disease is horrible.


 No.303544

>>303542

A nasty flu will destroy the NEET compound


 No.303545

>>303542

Possum doesn't wash his hands after taking a banging shit.

Goes out to the squat rack and exercises.

Webby uses the rack afterward (adding much more weight to the bar).

Possum's poo and garlic germs infect Webby

Webby cooks hamburgers for the other NEETs

Disaster


 No.303546

>>303545

This will make Jonestown look like a picnic.


 No.303547

>>303495

Whar's the prod?


 No.303548

>>303545

I suggest all NEETs have their hands amputated to prevent this situation.


 No.303549

File: 3e49faffed4746a⋯.jpg (7.29 KB, 221x228, 221:228, 3e49faffed4746a16dde426007….jpg)


 No.303550

>>303504

It was the ginger beer chicken.


 No.303551

>>303547

I think he's referring to the dicks he sucks. I told him I'll put him on the wait list.


 No.303552

Nobody ever says projectile diarrhoea and explosive vomiting


 No.303553

>>303549

Shriveled up NEETcorpses scattered everywhere, with poo and spew running like rivers.


 No.303554

>>303545

>(adding much more weight to the bar)

Fucking slander.


 No.303555

>>303553

Nuro survives on account of his bleach drinking routine.


 No.303556

The Autism Project Update #21

Time's up, NEETs. The dream is dead. Fatherbot decided to hound me about the work situation today. Gradually built up the boomer talk until he worked himself into a tizzy and kicked me out. I had a few interviews over the course of the next month. Like all real jobs, they require a few interviews spaced out over about a month duration. Does not look like I will be able to follow through on them, because I need to worry about pulling in enough income to get a shed maybe and some food. Probably will try to get a manual labor job of some sort tomorrow to pay the bills. Living in the car for the time being. Will worry about finding a real job in the future. This very well may be my last update.


 No.303557

File: 14f5b74bd0861db⋯.png (29.79 KB, 225x350, 9:14, effortpepe.png)

I am up from a two hour nap.


 No.303558

>>303405

>left work 5 hours early.

Tell us what happened mate. I want all the details.


 No.303559

>>303556

Your Dad is a bit of a cunt to do this to you with no notice.


 No.303560

File: f69f1e03b9d6f26⋯.jpg (77.23 KB, 940x627, 940:627, Confusedunna.jpg)


 No.303561

File: 6d4a4f3b6f71214⋯.jpg (59.7 KB, 449x798, 449:798, 1geoinkdyxy902y07877b.jpg)

File: c6ca0d25000344f⋯.jpg (51.33 KB, 449x798, 449:798, xyf4cz1zihqlw5b6stfdn.jpg)

>>303556

> Living in the car for the time being. Will worry about finding a real job in the future. This very well may be my last update.

Get a van, sell your ass and continue the project.


 No.303562

>>303556

Fuck that's rough m8


 No.303563

>>303558

He went to the MILF's house.


 No.303564

>>303557

Have a wank


 No.303565


 No.303566

File: f069a3c5c8c4ebc⋯.jpg (119.84 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Costa56.jpg)

>>303553

>poo and spew running like rivers.

That's a sure fire way to get Costa around..


 No.303567

>>303556

Jaysus, hang in there m8, something will turn up.


 No.303568

>>303554

This was the bit you were most offended by?


 No.303569

>>303557

What an agro looking pepe


 No.303570

>>303566

Imagine Costa spewing into his beard.


 No.303571

>>303568

You called him a fat barfly


 No.303572

>>303571

I didn't say that. I suggested he didn't wash his hands after poopin'.


 No.303573

>>303570

I use to have an unkempt Costa-ish beard.

Spewing was not fun. I'd have to take a shower after.


 No.303574

File: 654e35f4bbd8949⋯.jpg (4.66 MB, 7504x2432, 469:152, IMG_0387.JPG)

>>303569

Nice night in Brissy… might hit a few bars…


 No.303575

I've probably infect a few people at work with my spew.


 No.303576

File: be8b790e60c533f⋯.png (676.53 KB, 640x360, 16:9, SpearUnna1.png)

>>303574

Look out for the boongs.. I hear the boys are still on the lookout for (You).


 No.303577

>>303575

You really shouldn't vomit on your coworkers


 No.303578

>>303573

I had a big bushy beard from I was around 19 until 23.


 No.303579

>>303577

I got some on the apprentice's shoes.


 No.303580

>>303575

You should have spewed somewhere in a car for another mechanic to find. Like in the air filter box or under Possum's rocker covers


 No.303581

File: 4ada8e641a84060⋯.jpg (44.46 KB, 650x366, 325:183, Boongmob.jpg)

>>303576

unna

we gonna ride Rebecca like a bike


 No.303582

>>303579

At least they know you weren't faking.


 No.303583

>>303581

That boong in the centre looks really unhappy


 No.303584

>>303583

He's only just realised he's black.


 No.303585

>>303580

Had just put a car up the hoist, told the apprentice to drain the oil and take the wheels off, all of a sudden the horrible feeling came over me and I hurled all over the floor, than ran to my wash sink in front of my bay and hurled in there, then went up stairs and hurled some more in the toilet.


 No.303586

>>303559

It has been building for some time, I suppose. I have been unable to find work for a couple of years now since graduating uni. Considered further studies and applications for half a year, but it wasn't going to work out. I am getting pretty old now. Haven't left their house during the daytime for the better part of a year and a half.


 No.303587

File: 14fdf2ac92f4404⋯.jpg (3.9 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, IMG20190712182312.jpg)

Dinner time


 No.303588

>>303561

>>303562

If luck is with me, I will work my way up to being a fancy van dwelling NEET!


 No.303589

>>303587

pizza?


 No.303590

>>303587

some chicken thing with a side of hurl

>>303588

That's the spirit, see if you can work remotely, get a nice van, travel around and work from it.


 No.303591

>>303586

Was your mummybot around when this all kicked off?


 No.303592


 No.303593

>>303586

Shitey should be able to keep shuffling you from one empty room to another in the hospital.


 No.303594

File: 75181838ad18fc2⋯.png (676.53 KB, 640x360, 16:9, NoiceUnna2.png)

>>303581

Her shout unna.


 No.303595

>>303587

Burnt chicken breast on a bed of cous cous. Stewed vegetable medley.


 No.303596

File: 5dc114f3ac5d237⋯.jpg (13.32 KB, 420x280, 3:2, boongbrekky.jpg)

>>303594

If she's a good girl she can 'ave some grub after


 No.303597

>>303581

>>303583

> tfw on the second goonsack of the day

Time to buy the second goon of day


 No.303598

I saw my mates dog eat a widgetty grub

It seemed to enjoy it


 No.303599

>>303591

She didn't say a word. Got up and left the house at the beginning of it.


 No.303600

>>303599

So it was planned then.


 No.303601

File: b92500e47f5775c⋯.jpg (93.3 KB, 716x960, 179:240, yidbxa381z821.jpg)


 No.303602

>>303597

I thought you were broke?


 No.303603

>>303601

>LIVErebeccaCam


 No.303604

>>303602

His dad gave him $9001 to buy new school clothes


 No.303605

>>303601

> he still has the box

UNLIKELY


 No.303606

>>303604

what does the scouter say about his power level


 No.303607

>>303601

that poor dry july neet at the top


 No.303608

File: 15dbef73e6fcd97⋯.png (220.29 KB, 234x383, 234:383, 15dbef73e6fcd97f45ccefc0a3….png)

>>303596

She's always a good girl.


 No.303609

>>303601

Great picture


 No.303610

>>303602

>>303604

Nope. No more dude weed: old mate got a BUST


 No.303611


 No.303612

>>303611

He .. has no more marijuana

And … his old friend has grown boobs ?


 No.303613

>>303600

Dunno. It was pretty calm until I told him I wasn't sure I would get the jobs I was applying to or not. Then, he threw something that was in his hand, shattering it on the wall behind me and went off.


 No.303614

>>303612

>his old friend has grown boobs ?

Biggest set and he has found a new sugar daddy so he stopped selling drugs.


 No.303615

>>303613

That sounds like he worked himself up into it


 No.303616

>>303614

That doesn't explain the money from his dad though

Unless … is dad the sugar daddy ?


 No.303617

>>303616

his dad is a prostitute


 No.303618

>>303616

I suspect he has multiple personalities and a number of them post here.


 No.303619


 No.303620

Nah, I think I've worked this out.

Rebecca's best friend used to sell drugs but had a sex change and started banging his dad and now his dad gives it all his money and there's none left for Rebecca


 No.303621

>>303620

You left out the part where my mum and Dad actually swapped genders


 No.303622

>>303621

Nice try fake Rebecca but far too legible


 No.303623

Our home is girth by D


 No.303624

>>303622

This… TrUE MY MUM IS MY MUM, I did fuk her ONce, twas a good FUkn


 No.303625

>>303624

good post


 No.303626


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 No.303628

So apparently there will be an indigenous referendum soon, Should we create a nasboong association and a apply for funding to support the referendum


 No.303629

>>303628

A referendum on what ?

Boongs

Yes/No

Sort of thing


 No.303630

>>303548

Eternal wankruptcy.


 No.303631

>>303629

Amending the constitution to recognise boongs as the first people of Australia and a special class of citizen.

Paving the way for every other special interest group to demand special recognition.

We're supposed to be one people under the constitution, so I will be voting no.


 No.303632

>>303631

Oh for fucks sake, so it's Sorry Day 2, The Boongs Strike Back

I like boongs as much as the next NEET but fuck that shit


 No.303633

>>303631

We need a referendum to recognise neets as the first people of the neet gen and a special class of poster


 No.303634

>>303632

Yeah, it wouldn't matter what group it was, the answer would be the same from me.


 No.303635

>>303631

I'll be voting yes because I hope it leads to Aboriginal Sovreignty

Abo Rights should be put before all other races, especially that of Asians and Jews


 No.303636

>>303634

We give them the dole and we let them into pubs, what more do they want ?


 No.303637

>>303636

Pretty much. If they want self-determination, carve off a piece of Australia for them on the condition they run it themselves and they may not come back over the border.


 No.303638

>>303558

I had a bit of a sperg as soon as I got to work about how we have disproportionate workloads. I said that it'd fine for me to do what I do if everyone else did too. I also said that there is no choice and control in regards to shift times for people on Monday seeing as the arselicking chick sends rosters out at 5pm and it's unfair to participants to have to call an after hours number to change a shift if they have one first thing Monday, especially when they have been reminded that that number is primarily for emergencies.

I had a meeting at 12 and said I was going home. I kind of think the boss wanted to see if I was right about how shit would fall apart with me gone, it did. Sort of, I kept calling and advising them on what to do and who to call. Not that much though. I called a coworker just before and asked how it went, she said that she didn't cry. I said that's a positive and that she did a good job.

My 12 o'clock meeting didn't answer the door so I went and had a pork roll, a custard filled finger bun thing and a coffee then went to the guy who I go on cruises with. I haven't seen him in a month or so.

My 12 o'clock called back after and I rescheduled to Monday, after two other appointments, so I wont be in until well after lunch.


 No.303639

>>303631

My uni orientation was 20 minutes behind because the boongs were late and we still had to watch their retarded little ape dance before we actually got on with what we were there for. The host went overboard with clapping and going on about it being the best thing she ever saw.

Our biggest mistake was not wiping out coons.


 No.303640

>>303637

This, Sovreignty when?


 No.303641

>>303637

Give them a bullet to the head. They don't deserve any land.


 No.303642

>>303640

It would be funny to see who would end up King of the Boongs

Probably Tones


 No.303643

>>303556

Fuck. Sorry man, hope it works out.


 No.303644

>>303637

I've though about this, why don't we give them certain areas of land like the yanks do with their indians, abo reservations, let them have their own laws and whatnot.


 No.303645

File: e86a9f716c0370c⋯.png (276.75 KB, 350x368, 175:184, boongAngry.png)

>>303641

FUKN TRY IT CUNT


 No.303646

>>303639

Our biggest mistake was ending WAP As well as allowing Jews under WAP mate, Abos are perfectly fine and in a perfect world the white cunts would have an ethnostate on Australia and the Aboriginals would have the rest of the country and all the Seppos, Gooks and Negros wouldn't be him


 No.303647

Boexit when?


 No.303648

>>303644

>aboriginal casinos

kek


 No.303649

>>303644

That's a waste of land and whatever resources could be there. Boongs don't deserve anything.

>>303646

Boongs shouldn't even exist.


 No.303650

>>303648

This must happen, I want rainbow serpent themed pokies.


 No.303651

>>303563

I didn't but it may be reason enough to give her a call. By the time I'll have settled down and won't need to be consoled. Which means I'll use that time for other purposes.


 No.303652

>>303644

This is fine as long as they have to commit 100% and not come back over the border or use another cent of taxpayer's money.


 No.303653

>>303642

Tony will be the Australian Ambassador to the Indigenous Nation, the Boong King will either be Jessica Mauboy or NK


 No.303654

>>303650

The only game will be goon


 No.303655

>>303649

Fuck off you retarded kike, Abos have much more right to exist than fuckers like you who abuse the poor folk


 No.303656

>>303572

Banging shit Posso


 No.303657

>>303650

I want indigenous white Dog Race Betting


 No.303658

>>303653

I think "angry old boong man with watch" >>303645

should be the boong king


 No.303659

>>303655

I'm not a kike and boongs have no reason to exist. "Traditional owner" bullshit. Go choke on coon cock you faggot.


 No.303660

>>303638

Just be careful when leaving the workplace without any work to do (i.e. going to appointments). It might be better for you to sit in the office and work really slow then leaving for appointments for the day.


 No.303661

>>303650

I'd play poker machines made by boongs. They have zero understanding of mathematics or money, so it would probably be a safe investment.


 No.303662

>>303659

>and boongs have no reason to exist

They are pretty funny if you choose to see them as funny


 No.303663

>>303615

Maybe he will want me back in a day or two. I got pretty mad at him right before I left. I do not want to go back, but I am a broken man, so I might if it is offered.


 No.303664

>>303659

You're a rich cunt, that's what makes you an entitled cunt

All Rich Cunts are Jews, ergo you're a disgusting Kike, now fuck off Dog this is a board only for the unemployed and the working class UNNA


 No.303665

We should round up all the boongs and give them some shitty, barren land with no resources for them to live on. Then cut off the water supply and leave them there.


 No.303666

>>303638

>>303660

Sorry, I meant to say without any work. You did the right thing I meant to say.


 No.303667

>>303661

Most casinos have no card counting, in boong casinos it's just no counting at all


 No.303668

File: fcc29e91bdfe1b9⋯.jpg (322.99 KB, 1000x668, 250:167, 5ba41a42eeda42cae758e0558a….jpg)


 No.303669

>>303665

We should round up all the rich cunts and give them some shitty, barren land with no resources for them to live on. Then cut off the water supply and leave them there.


 No.303670

>>303663

If you have to go back don't stand on your pride.

Just use it as a chance to get the cash together for a move more easily.


 No.303671

>>303638

Did you get a formal position statement / JD when you started?


 No.303672

File: e1937cd9a05ea41⋯.png (89.82 KB, 215x255, 43:51, boongbro.png)


 No.303673

File: 668b616c866284b⋯.jpg (88.36 KB, 720x540, 4:3, unna1.jpg)

File: e77c48ce4a7f99a⋯.jpg (259.94 KB, 760x536, 95:67, unna2.jpg)


 No.303674

>>303663

You should go missing for a few weeks and let them think you have been murdered or something. Teach them a lesson.


 No.303675

File: f644464e734b912⋯.jpg (120.85 KB, 700x684, 175:171, f644464e734b912bafe606c8d0….jpg)

>>303658

There should instead be the Boong Tranny Council


 No.303676

>>303669

Stop voting for the Greens.


 No.303677

>>303673

WA truly is the most unna state


 No.303678

>>303673

NSW has fuck all boong land

Racist cunts


 No.303679

>>303673

We should give them Melbourne, they'd put it to better use than the Jews and Gooks

Hell Monk then can be in a position to fuck endless boong pussy


 No.303680

>>303678

tassie doesn't even have boongs lol


 No.303681

File: c9971f0b8852a71⋯.png (963.1 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, NASBoongs3.png)


 No.303682

File: 3b1d64bf5645e8c⋯.png (233.46 KB, 342x381, 114:127, Highunna2.png)


 No.303683

>>303680

Kek ,Those Redcoats didn't fuck about


 No.303684

>>303676

I voted Sustainable followed by Fraser Anning with Greens only above Labour matey, with me voting One Nation the election before

The Greens and all "Communists" and "Socialists" in the west are rich fucking yuppies who give no fucking flying fuck about the actual working class so all they do is support gay shit like Gays being allowed to finger kids bumholes and never care about those roughing it

Come the Day of the Spear, Richard Di Natale is getting his Jew head put on the pike first

UNNA

ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS IS


 No.303685

>>303680

They actually have the highest boong rate out of any state NT isn't a state but that's only because of Mainland Boong emmigration


 No.303686

>>303684

I haven't voted since 1994


 No.303687

>>303684

are you actually a boong?


 No.303688

File: 258815f9d5ac155⋯.jpg (62.33 KB, 620x387, 620:387, tonyaboo.jpg)


 No.303689

File: 78fc1541a8f36b4⋯.png (5.8 KB, 497x89, 497:89, Parliament House Darwin Ho….png)


 No.303690

File: 461141833421592⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0389.JPG)

< PARKING GARAGE HIGH

This place is awesome there is a secret elevator from the subway up 15 floors an then Manual down the exit spiral then there is a huge triple set of stairs to train station and then a double set and then a steep decent into the gardens

Might check out queen street mall and then Southbank and a slow ride home and put a pizza on . No energy to hit the club. Big week and I'm still digesting HJ smokey Angus from lunch.


 No.303691

Wonder what boongs think about the convicts who were essentially brought out here against their will.


 No.303692

File: 22c53dd9f46ea9e⋯.jpg (92.14 KB, 500x393, 500:393, b0d80a83b01afe69521549243c….jpg)

>>303687

I sexually Identify as a boong but I am unfortuantally born of the white cunt skin, UNNA


 No.303693

>>303670

It would be easier. Don't think I would have much of a chance at full employment if I have to be making money to save up for a NEET van while I am interviewing. I have spent periods of about a week homeless before.

Then again, I have a couple of credit cards with high credit limits, a relic of my formerly non neet days. I am afraid of running up more debt though.


 No.303694

File: d70ecb9b84586f0⋯.jpg (2.39 MB, 3240x2052, 30:19, pointingunna.jpg)

>>303688

THAT S HIM UNNA DATS THE GUBBA THAYT TOUCHED ME BUM


 No.303695

>>303692

>I sexually Identify as a boong

Is this the solution to rape charges ?


 No.303696

File: 09e30658d4430db⋯.jpg (232.1 KB, 1320x770, 12:7, 09e30658d4430dbe1d24737322….jpg)

>>303689

Farken ay cuz, unna


 No.303697

>>303691

If they'd cared they'd have fought properly. Not fighting is basically consent to the 'invasion'.


 No.303698

>>303691

They were judged by the colour of their skin and nothing else

> bloody racist traditional owners


 No.303699

>52 P

I passed! Fucking scraped by but its a pass. I was so worried about that unit but it has turned out okay.


 No.303700

>>303697

They did fight back though.


 No.303701

>>303691

They probably thought about having sex with them


 No.303702

File: 695e0dd96130031⋯.png (868.15 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 074a07c3fdfc9b50848610b941….png)

>>303695

The Ethnowank will be fueled by those sexually identify as boongs raping the white dog cunts AY


 No.303703

File: e21aafdd4ecd585⋯.png (13.77 KB, 300x100, 3:1, MONG.png)


 No.303704

>>303703

kek/10


 No.303705


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 No.303708

>>303700

one or two did

they didn't fight until every last one of themselves was dead


 No.303709

>>303674

Perhaps I should…


 No.303710

>>303689

no fucken way a boong named their kill Llewellyn


 No.303711


 No.303712

>>303699

Onya m80.

Remeber P's get degrees


 No.303713

File: f2bb5e1dd19259f⋯.jpg (240.79 KB, 668x843, 668:843, durryunna2.jpg)

>>303703

kek, I'll smoke to that


 No.303714

>>303710

It's a Welsh Boong


 No.303715

>>303710

Boongs killing Welshmen ?

crazy world


 No.303716

>>303714

Boongllnmpzwsksksllls


 No.303717


 No.303718

>>303714

Fucker, I'd have beaten you there but Possum makes me do the captcha 200 times a day


 No.303719

>>303712

Thanks mate, I'm getting my shit together so hopefully I'll do better next semester. I'm off the grog now.


 No.303720

File: 57280e193421189⋯.jpg (131.12 KB, 1150x863, 1150:863, 57280e19342118955cbe85c825….jpg)

>>303699

Wait Cheesey you passed your Ps,

Hell fucking yes, Cheesey we need to come to your house to celebrate


 No.303721

>>303720

You dumb dumb.

UniNEET got a P for the subject he thought he was going to fail.


 No.303722

>>303641

WRhoite dog carnt


 No.303723

File: c91bd73d03f3db1⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 075d3a7015850809b39a6cf0b0….png)

>>303718

Possum is a white dog wankist


 No.303724

>>303648

Abo drive thru's.


 No.303725

>>303723

Even boongs wash their hands in the dirt after taking a banging shit.


 No.303726

>>303721

Fuck me, NZ NEET should go to the BWS again and get some Passion Pop to celebrate


 No.303727

>>303666

>>303660

Yeah, I never leave without a reason.


 No.303728

>>303661

They'd just spit out a VB every $5 you put in it.


 No.303729

>>303724

>OI WELCUM TA MCWANKITIES WOT KAN IZ GET YA, YA FARKEN WOIGHT DAWG

<Can I get 2 Possum Burger Meals, and a pack of 20 Fried Whichedy Grubs

>DAWG WOT DRINK DAZ YA WONT ON DEY BURGERZ

<Can I get one with Goon and the other with Abbott Wank

>OI DAT WILL CUM TA, 20 Tony Bux AY


 No.303730

>>303671

Yeah, although the guy who gave me it has been kicked out and new boss doesn't understand what the role is.

I am doing multiple roles now.


 No.303731

>>303725

I wonder if the possums I see when I walk home take banging shits


 No.303732

>>303729

This is a drive through experience I would pay for.


 No.303733

>>303730

Just do the duties in the JD and only do your 7.5 hours.


 No.303734

>>303732

Sounds like you already did with the vomit and shit.


 No.303735


 No.303736

>>303691

We had sex with them.


 No.303737

>>303690

Don't jump.


 No.303738

>>303737

JUMP JUMP JUMP


 No.303739

>>303731

Based on the ones in my area, they take poo pellets the same shape as rat poo, just larger.


 No.303740

WHEN I DIE I HOPE I'M ALONE


 No.303741

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.303742

>>303708

Jandamara will return


 No.303743

>>303699

Well done mate. I once passed a subject after getting a 46 on the exam but then having it remarked (As was policy for all close fails) by the topic coordinator who gave me 51.


 No.303744

>>303739

but are they banging?


 No.303745

>>303743

When I was at school you had to let teacher finger your bumhole to get remarked


 No.303746

File: 5f2e8c5851ba23c⋯.jpg (8.98 KB, 218x218, 1:1, eef7fb4a78635733fe451acf70….jpg)


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 No.303748

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.303749

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>303741

Was actually referencing this song:


 No.303750

>>303745

When I was at school you had to get remarked to let teacher finger your bumhole


 No.303751

>>303747

Caliente!


 No.303752

File: 3a6d827e8ce5572⋯.jpg (99.02 KB, 400x267, 400:267, 1549602641309.jpg)


 No.303753

File: 9b37a201e49a5ab⋯.jpeg (378.84 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, abotranniesstage2.jpeg)


 No.303754

File: 1426b3f5f3d8d05⋯.jpg (46.62 KB, 650x433, 650:433, thegirlsunna.jpg)


 No.303755

File: b18eb2231c81667⋯.jpg (11.19 KB, 259x194, 259:194, bushbisc.jpg)

Who used to eat these?


 No.303756

File: 2be19875b0dd80c⋯.jpg (38.16 KB, 600x620, 30:31, Epidemius.jpg)

This is the most NEET of all Warhammer Models, he just sits there being carried by nurglings and counts shit


 No.303757

File: 7ca4b2ba11f41cc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.36 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190712_125607.jpg)

Had the worst shit at work today, was out in the loading zone at lunch having a coffee when I needed to shit and I usually hold it in till the end of break so I can take a quick dump. Everything was going according to plan when a customer drove into the loading zone asking me if he can buy something (were not fucking coles), told him he needs to order online as we only do pickups and he can't be in the loading zone.

The stupid cunt starts whinging that he Didint know (he's eaten 5 mins of my break already) and I tell him again to order online and to get out of our loading zone, he continues whining and starts swearing so I tell him to leave the premises immediately or I will call the police. He starts swearing even more so I put my hands on his roof and lean in and shout "ARE FUCKING DEAF CUNT I SAID GET OUT OF MY LOADING ZONE", he looked pretty shocked so I took out my phone and told him I'm calling the police and he backed out and drove off.

I went into the toilets to take a Sloppy shit and when I went to wipe my ass some cunt truck driver must have used the last sheet and didn't tell anyone so I had to waddle to the next stall to wipe my ass,next time those cunts ask to use the toilet I'll point them to the Bush across the road


 No.303758

File: fd8d3dfc4900f86⋯.jpg (107.53 KB, 500x375, 4:3, goonwanka.jpg)


 No.303759

>>303757

You even wipe your arse now?


 No.303760

>>303757

NK you're becoming quite the worker


 No.303761

>>303755

Looks like something a boong would eat


 No.303762

>>303757

You alpha boong


 No.303763

>>303762

A hi vis NEET wageplace spergout is not alpha.


 No.303764

>>303757

Fucking customers

Warehouses would work so well without them


 No.303765

>>303759

Yeah, you tend to smell better when you wipe


 No.303766


 No.303767

>>303765

You're betraying your aboriginal culture


 No.303768

>>303765

That's subjective


 No.303769

>>303764

Were fazing out customer pick ups at some point because they waste so much of our time with their dumb questions and bullshit


 No.303770

>>303766

they should be used to house homeless boongs unna


 No.303771

>>303769

I once stopped an 8 ton forklift with 6 tons of timber on it about 4" from the side of a customers 4wd

The silly cunt thought the warning and stay out signs "were only for one side of the path"


 No.303772

>>303757

Very assertive.


 No.303773

Imagine being NK's missus and not having his sausage rolls heated up on time when he gets home from work.


 No.303774

>>303757

Ruthless.

That dark bit looks worrying.


 No.303775

>>303773

>Imagine being NK's missus


 No.303776

I wish I was one of those 50s guys with a hot blonde wife who would give me a vat of whisky and a steak whenever I walked in the door.


 No.303777

>tfw not NKs misso


 No.303778

>>303754

Imagine the boongs getting pozzed by GLOBALHOMO

JUST


 No.303779

File: 8b664fd94ab4aa4⋯.jpg (207.84 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1505716199366.jpg)

>Being able to see green spaces from your home is associated with reduced cravings for alcohol, cigarettes and harmful foods, new research has shown.

>The study, led by the University of Plymouth, is the first to demonstrate that passive exposure to nearby greenspace is linked to both lower frequencies and strengths of craving.

>It builds on previous research suggesting exercising in nature can reduce cravings, by demonstrating the same may be true irrespective of physical activity.

https://eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2019-07/uop-sgl071019.php


 No.303780

File: 4bfc51cd5083bbe⋯.jpg (13.23 KB, 316x421, 316:421, Costa32.jpg)


 No.303781

I wish I was one of those 1750s guys with a hot boong wife who would give me a vat of goon and a possum steak whenever I walked in the door.


 No.303782

>>303779

8.3K must never drink.


 No.303783

>>303780

The look in her eye shows me she knows what he's gunna go with his hands next


 No.303784

>>303780

what the fuck is wrong with his suit


 No.303785

File: acaa73abaf9c85e⋯.jpg (182.21 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, Costa38.jpg)

This Costa is more relevant.


 No.303786

>>303780

>>303785

Who is this glorious bearded Costa man?


 No.303787

File: 7f337abd581d00c⋯.jpg (295.66 KB, 1162x800, 581:400, 7f337abd581d00c64b847105c2….jpg)

>>303779

How come when ever I see this greenspace I have a desire for goon?


 No.303788

File: e08796c9f4a0805⋯.jpg (31.41 KB, 460x283, 460:283, Costa12.jpg)

>>303786

The wank extractor


 No.303789

>>303782

I chain smoke and drink 3 bottles a week


 No.303790

>>303782

It is all hidden in a tent.


 No.303791

>>303785

Vegan Dealer of mushrooms


 No.303792

>>303786

He has a gardening show on the ABC, recently won a couple Logies

Do you not into NEETLore, I assumed you were an expert but if you don't know Costa…….


 No.303793

>>303780

>>303785

Does that blonde woman actually belong to him or is she rental ?


 No.303794

>>303771

No one wants to use customer parking


 No.303795

File: e05391fd42fb99a⋯.jpg (21.73 KB, 399x400, 399:400, 1554639525726.jpg)


 No.303796

I am not fond of Costa.

Burke is the only garden man I will acknowledge.


 No.303797

>>303793

They are all rentals every single last one of them


 No.303798

I just had a thought, does it break Vegan rules if they drink human cum?


 No.303799

>>303794

This was him driving through the yard and round a blind corner


 No.303800

>>303785

Is Costa a manlet?


 No.303801

>>303797

I rented your mum


 No.303802

File: fd968e69179d72b⋯.jpeg (47.33 KB, 400x400, 1:1, costy.jpeg)

>>303796

He'll grow on you and your backside


 No.303803

File: 17be57667c9d481⋯.jpg (110.13 KB, 1017x678, 3:2, Costa25.jpg)

>>303793

Not sure, the blondie's love his majestic beard.

He seems to get around..


 No.303804

>>303796

I am fond of his equine expertise too


 No.303805

>>303798

Not according to my first gf no


 No.303806

>>303792

I've seen him posted around here, but never really looked into him, I don't watch t.v much.


 No.303807

5 nights with no drink or smoke. Deciding if I will go out to get 2 bottles of NZ Sav Blanc or try to push it out to a week.


 No.303808

>>303803

>that school boy whipping out his cock ready to wank to Costa


 No.303809

>>303802

It's true, I was the Costa hater when you started but now he makes me laugh


 No.303810

>>303798

If someone is a vegan for moral reasons then consensually obtained bodily fluids should be no issue at all


 No.303811

>>303806

Don Burke 2.0 calling it


 No.303812

>>303805

How come?

Cum is a by-product of an animal


 No.303813

>>303807

Quit that nasty stuff for good.


 No.303814

>>303812

Cum is half a humans DNA


 No.303815

>>303812

I DON'T KNOW !!!

I was 17 and she swallowed, I wasn't going to argue


 No.303816

>>303811

He will never match up.


 No.303817

>>303811

See the difference between him and Bourke is that the Slags know they'll suffer a worse fate than he will if they tell


 No.303818

wanked boong


 No.303819

>>303815

Call her up right now and tell her someone is wondering


 No.303820

>>303814

yes but humans are animals

I'm pretty sure Vegans don't eat Long Pork so why is cum ok


 No.303821

>>303819

I last spoke to her 26 years ago so that might be difficult


 No.303822

File: c29943df9b3a3a1⋯.jpg (22.44 KB, 316x237, 4:3, Peter Cundall.jpg)

>>303796

>tfw thinking about Peter Cundall.


 No.303823

>>303821

Vegan ideology has moved on a fair bit since then.


 No.303824

>>303812

Consent you dicl head.


 No.303825

>>303822

Bloomin' marvel arse.


 No.303826

>>303823

She was also a white face paint wearing goth

It was like dating a mime


 No.303827

>>303824

are you his ex?


 No.303828

If I want a quote for my rocker cover gasket replacement from a different mechanic can I just ring them up and tell them my car model or will I have to take it in to be seen in person to get a quote?


 No.303829

>>303824

I don't consent Which means yes

Which means Anal


 No.303830

>>303822

Fuck.

Yes.


 No.303831

>>303828

Does it have vomit under it or not?

Yeah you should be able to phone any mechanic and tell the the car/engine make and get a quote.


 No.303832

>>303829

Refusal of consent is tantamount to bullying

And bullying is basically rape


 No.303833

File: 6fd6365f42f1558⋯.jpg (30.84 KB, 320x214, 160:107, Costa9.jpg)

>>303808

(You) wouldn't?


 No.303834

>>303831

That's good. I think I am going to go somewhere else.


 No.303835

>>303833

god I wish that were me


 No.303836


 No.303837

>>303833

I would not shag Costa even if he were the last deranged bearded rape man in the land


 No.303838

>>303835

>>303836

I hope he has good beard hygiene. That would be my only concern.


 No.303840

>>303834

Cool. Try and avoid those combined dealer + service center places, they tend to inflate their prices.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT PETER PAGE ELIZABETH, YOU ABSOLUTE CUNTS


 No.303841

He could go on a mad boong raping spree and then shave his beard off

No one would ever suspect


 No.303842

>>303838

>beard hygiene

I don't want to date some kind of homosexual


 No.303843

>>303838

He washes his beard with Abo Wanks


 No.303844

>>303833

What could possibly go wrong putting the tines of a garden fork that has been in shit, Blood & Bone, and who knows what else, in your mouth?


 No.303845

>>303840

I have been reading reviews on the local mechanics and think I have found one who will be good.


 No.303846

>>303844

>Blood & Bone

Hot


 No.303847

I often wonder about that greentext about killing boongs between Perth and Adelaide, do you think it could be real?


 No.303848

>>303843

A true beard is it's own ecosystem


 No.303849

>>303844

Perhaps that is his dedicated raping fork


 No.303850

>>303847

Signals guys at work say yes.


 No.303851

>>303847

Unlikely.


 No.303852

File: e370b8288be38e0⋯.jpg (54.9 KB, 687x678, 229:226, Costa49.jpg)

>>303825

I miss his voice.

>>303835

>>303836

Same.

>>303837

Doubtful.

>>303843

What else would he do with all the boong semen he extracts?

>>303844

A better, more hearty immune system?


 No.303853

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 No.303854

BEARD RASH


 No.303855

WEBER BUM DELICACY


 No.303856

>>303852

>His teeth

A bit worrying.


 No.303857

>>303847

Everything here is real. It was well written, I think there may be truth to it, same as the one about him picking that guy up from Nimbin


 No.303858

>>303853

10 times




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