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Board Rules

Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET.

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.

10. No posting of revenge pornography.

11. No posts breaking Australian Law in a way that will bring the board into disrepute and bring scrutiny from the media or Government authorities. Use good judgement here please.

12. No posting of spam, advertising material, or shilling of products or services you have an undeclared personal interest in.

13. People of non-standard Race, Gender or Sexuality are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.

14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

15. Don’t be a cunt. This is a catch-all for any unacceptably shit behaviour that does not clearly violate any other rule.

16. All new NEET General Threads must contain an image which includes Pepe the Frog. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.

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NEET General #82 - Executive GF Edition

All cushion. All pushin.

OLD >>60475

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NEET General #81 - Early Riser Edition

Good morning NEETs. What is going on with you today?

Old Thread: >>59680

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NEET General #80 - Neuromancer Edition

Previous thread: >>58961

This thread: >>59680

Next thread: >>60440

In which the NEETgang, acting on a tip from a Canberrean prostitute with a heart of gold, don their disguises and delve into the smoky backrooms of MAX Joondalup where deals are cut and shady characters abound. Will they make it out alive?

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NEET General #79 - Positive Stinking Edition

OLD >>58205

Remember to bee yourself, both in mind and in body

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NEET General #78 - Flightless Edition

How many of you NEETs are flightless? Do you envy the other birds? How safe can you really keep your eggs when you have to nest on the ground? Imagine a Goanna raiding your nest. Food for thought.

Previous Thread: >>57456

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NEET General #77 - Cleanup Edition

The Catalog is in a real mess NEETs. How are you coping?

Old Thread: >>56667

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NEET General #76 - Sydney Smoke Edition

This fire in Sydney has caused a lot of smoke and is still burning.

Previous Thread: https://8ch.net/ausneets/res/55896.html

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NEET General #75 - Minion Edition

Was it minions who killed all the yowies? Someone did.

They are out there.

Previous Thread: >>55128

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NEET General #74 - Improved Quality edition

Quality is not an act, it is a habit.

It is the responsibility of all NEETs to improve and maintain the quality of this board.

Don't shit where you NEET.

OLD >>54384

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NEET General #73 Applying for DSP Edition

Hows it been NEETs

Have you been holding up

We're all going to make it

>>53628

Old bread

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NEET General #72 - Evening Edition Edition

Stay strong. Stay strong. The feels. The Feels. They come, they threaten, they menace. Stand tall. Stand tall.

Old Thread: >>52875

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NEET General #71 - Upsidedown Edition

The new NEET Thread, God be praised.

Old Thread: >>52114

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NEET General #70 - Complimented Rear Edition

How are you going NEETs?

Old Thread: >>51365

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NEET General #69 - Bushie edition

There were some gilded youths that sat along the barber's wall.

Their eyes were dull, their heads were flat, they had no brains at all;

To them the barber passed the wink, his dexter eyelid shut,

"I'll make this bloomin' yokel think his bloomin' throat is cut."

And as he soaped and rubbed it in he made a rude remark:

"I s'pose the flats is pretty green up there in Ironbark."

A grunt was all reply he got; he shaved the bushman's chin,

Then made the water boiling hot and dipped the razor in.

He raised his hand, his brow grew black, he paused awhile to gloat,

Then slashed the red-hot razor-back across his victim's throat:

Upon the newly-shaven skin it made a livid mark -

No doubt it fairly took him in - the man from Ironbark.

OLD >>50607

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NEET General #68 - Reconciliation Edition

We apologise for the laws and policies of successive parliaments and governments that have inflicted profound grief, suffering and loss on these our fellow Australians. We apologise especially for the removal of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children from their families, their communities and their country.

Old Thread: >>49846

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NEET General #67 - Chocolate Eggs Edition

How was your Easter NEETs? How many chocolate eggs did you eat?

Previous Thread: >>49094

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NEET General #66 - No Boongs Allowed Edition

We don't like 'em, they smell.

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NEET General #65 - Easter Edition

OLD >>47567

It sure is nice having such an easy Edition topic. Hope you're all trying to do your best to be your best, neets.

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NEET General #64 Peper Doggger Edition

Mmmmm I fucking love this goon tbh

Hows it been

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NEET General #63 NeetMobile Edition

We're all going to make it

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NEET General #62 - >tfw alive Edition

OLD >>45274

Yes indeed, we are still breathing. The year is all but 25% done now, has it served you well?

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NEET General #61 - Another day another Goon Edition

Hey NEETS hows it been, I hope you're hanging in there

>>44537

Old Bread

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NEET General #60 - Come Together edition

It is the harmony of the diverse parts, their symmetry, their happy balance; in a word it is all that introduces order, all that gives unity, that permits us to see clearly and to comprehend at once both the ensemble and the details.

OLD >>43802

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NEET General #59 - Paper Towel Edition

The riveting NEET saga continues. What a page turner…

Previous Thread: >>43050

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NEET General #58

The NEET story continues…

Previous thread: >>42297

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NEET General #57 - Travelling Together edition

Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.

OLD >>41537

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NEET General #56 - Uplifting Saga Edition

The uplifting NEET saga continues, as the NEETs power their way towards fulfilling their goals and reaching their potential.

Previous Thread: >>40789

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NEET General #55 - Dropped the ball again.

Really need to get our shit sorted NEETs.

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NEET General #54 - Make A New Thread Edition

OLD: >>39281

I finished reading the last thread to catch up and then checked the catalog, and to my surprise there was no new thread created. Poor form NEETs.

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NEET General #53 - Put A Little Light In Your Life edition

You've got to be one that, wherever you are, like a flower, you've got to blossom where you're planted. You cannot eliminate darkness. You cannot banish it by cursing darkness. The only way to get rid of darkness is light and to be the light yourself.

OLD >>38530

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NEET General #52 -"This thread has over 750 posts" Edition

>>37777

If you wanted a better title you should have made a thread earlier, mate.

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NEET General #51 - Check my 7's edition

check these digits neetys

also hows it been

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NEET General #50 - Late Night Snack Edition

What do you like to eat as a late night snack NEETs?

Thread number 50. A minor milestone but worth a small note here.

Previous Thread: >>36257

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NEET General #49 - Getting Huge Edition

Do you have an exercise and fitness routine NEETs?

Previous Thread: >>35506

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NEET General #48

The NEET story Continues…

Previous Thread: >>34748

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NEET General #47 - Pepe on my Wrist Edition

The NEET story continues…

Previous Thread: >>34000

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NEET General #46 - Bully Free edition.

OLD THREAD >>33242

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NEET General #45 - NEET LYF Edition

OLD >>32494

Hope we're all doing well neets. Anyone got any goals for the month? What have you been reading/watching/playing lately? Keep those pepes on your wrists.

sorry the text looks so shit, writing with a trackpad is a retarded idea

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NEET Gen 44 tfw I make a shit thread

How goes all NEETs is Dan treating you well

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NEET General #43 - Be Yourself Edition

The NEET story continues…

Previous Thread: >>30983

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NEET General #42 - Cephalopod Edition

Do you NEETs like Octopuses? I think there is at least one NEET here who does.

Previous Thread: >>30229

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NEET General #41 - Time to Hit the Road Edition

What is up NEETs?

Previous Thread: >>29475

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NEET General #40 - Positive NEETs Edition

>>28720

Because we're all gonna make it

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NEET General #39 - Mystery Edition

The NEET story continues…

Previous Thread: >>27971

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NEET General #38 - Succulent Edition

The NEET story continues…

Previous Thread: >>27214

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NEET General #37 - Quality Posting Edition

High quality posts only please.

Previous Thread: >>26457

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NEET General #36 - Waiting For A Post Destined Never To Come Edition

OLD >>25692

Didn't even notice we were getting close to 751, oops

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NEET General #35 - Hobbies Edition

OLD >>24944

So what do you losers do for fun?

On a slightly related note, do you ever consider abandoning the internet altogether?

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NEET General #34 - Reading Edition

Which book are you reading NEETs? Which books have made the biggest impact on your life?

Previous Thread: >>24189

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NEET General #33 - Balsamic and Beetroot Edition

The NEET story continues…

Previous Thread: >>23437

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NEET General #32 - Fish and Chips Edition

What makes a good fish and chips NEETs?

Previous Thread: >>22685

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NEET General #31 - Bruce Edition

Why do you think the name Bruce went out of fashion NEETs? Is your name fashionable?

Previous Thread: >>21937

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NEET General #30 - Lazy edition.

Previous Thread: >>21182

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NEET General #29 - Spud Edition

This thread is dedicated to the humble potato. I really enjoy chips.

Previous Thread: >>20425

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NEET General #28 - Fucked The Number Edition

>>19673

Oops, that wasn't very smart

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NEET General #27 - Spaghetti Edition

The NEET story continues…

Previous Thread: >>18916

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NEET General #26 - Titanic Edition

The NEET story continues…

Previous thread: >>18169

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NEET General #25 - Have a wank edition

What is the most you have done something pleasurable?

OLD

>>17408

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NEET General #24 - Karen's Kinpatsu Kuddles Edition

OLD >>16652

Tell us about your artistic inclinations NEETs.

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NEET General #23 - Filthy Jocks edition

Previous >>15894

What are you doing up so late?

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NEET General #22 - 22 on 2/2 Edition

OLD >>15153

What a nice little coincidence, huh?

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NEET General #21 - Secret Interests Edition

What boards come up at the top of the page for you?

Take a screencap of it for us so we can laugh.

OLD >>14390

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NEET General #20 - Kitchen Sink Edition

How are you going NEETs?

Old thread: >>13643

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NEET General #19 - Spaghetti Edition

Another NEET General. Come and get comfy my NEET friends. Try the spaghetti, its delicious.

Old Thread: >>12882

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NEET General #18 - Where is he? edition

OLD >>12133

The silence isn't so bad, til I look at my hands and feel sad, 'cause the spaces between me fingers are right where yours fit perfectly

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NEET General #17 - Pipe and Slippers Edition

The long weekend is coming to a close NEETs. What are your plans for this coming week?

Previous thread: >>11379

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NEET General #16 - Hungry NEETs Edition

What are you eating NEETs? Which brand and flavour of chips are your favourite?

Previous Thread: >>10625

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NEET General #15 - Australia Day Edition

Happy Australia Day NEETs. What are you up to today?

Previous thread: >>9866

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NEET General #14 - Engorged Edition

And the saga continues…

Old thread: >>9112

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NEET General #13 - Hump Day Edition

It ain't easy, being NEET

Old Thread >>8352

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NEET General #12 - Friendly NEET Edition

Another NEET Thread boys.

Old Thread: >>7578

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NEET General #11 - Macho Madness Edition

What's up my froggos? Get into another NEET Gen.

Old thread: >>6819

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NEET General #10 - NEET Physique Edition

Are you NEETs working out? Is your body your temple?

Old thread: >>6063

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NEET General # 9 - Summer NEETs

Has been some hot weather for some NEETs. Stay safe please NEETs.

Old Thread: >>5304

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NEET General #8 - Egyptian KANGZ edition

OLD >>4531

The blood of kings runs through NEETs.

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NEET General #7 - Luck Has Nothing To Do With It

Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it.

OLD >>3782

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NEET General #6 - Good Night's Sleep NEETs

It is nice to have a good comfy night's sleep, isn't it? One of life's little pleasures. You need to appreciate them my friends.

Old thread: >>3017

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NEET General #5 - Five Star NEETs Edition

OLD >>2262

Because we're all gonna make it, neetos.

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NEET General #4 - Overcoming a fear

OLD THREAD

>>1502

What fear would you like to overcome in 2018?

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NEET General #3 - Big Guy NEETs

Prev >>756

Seems people are starting to eat a lot? Did the New Year's resolutions already go out the window?

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NEET General #2 - A new world order

OLD THREAD

>>1

Let's keep the thread comfy

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NEET General #1 - A Fresh Start

Well here we are boys. Exile. Let's see how this goes.

All NEETs are welcome. the more posts the better. Don't be shy. We have to get this off the ground.