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File: 54c573ab79ebe00⋯.png (272.88 KB, 684x693, 76:77, antian.png)

 No.189111

Your gook cartoons are fucking shit and always will be.

OLD: >>188360

 No.189113

>>189111

Nice thread OP

>>189086

I just started playing yesterday for the first time, saw remasterd on a tracker and decided it was finally time. I am on the 1 legged cunt with a giant staff, I don't think leveling really helps much.


 No.189115

Good work, Holmes!


 No.189117

weebicide when?


 No.189119

>>189117

When I finish my anime backlog.


 No.189125

File: 72724907ddaa0ec⋯.png (434.37 KB, 487x692, 487:692, download (15).png)

nTH FOR BOONGS


 No.189126

File: 2275f7aaa8b2300⋯.jpg (145.49 KB, 462x554, 231:277, 7754191ddf19020c13497d3de9….jpg)

That's just an opinion. An opinion of a bogan.


 No.189127

>>189126

>bogan

Urbanite detected. Watch yourself mate, only 74.1 posts like this left for the entire thread


 No.189128

>>189126

The NEET general is built upon Boganism.


 No.189129

>>189127

I never reach the quota anyway.


 No.189130

>>189129

Didn't all those chinese cartoons tell you to believe in yourself?


 No.189131

>>189130

It's not a matter of belief. I don't care enough to bother.


 No.189132

Excellent edition


 No.189134

>>189132

I concur.

Even if Possum did touch Weber's pee pee, it's no excuse for bad threads.


 No.189135

>>189128

Too right


 No.189136


 No.189137

>>189134

I'm glad there are other NEETs willing to step up to the plate.


 No.189138

>>189137

Is this limited to thread making or does it include pee pee touching?


 No.189139

>>189136

I saw that this morning, isn't it two dudes for each chick


 No.189140

>>189138

>touching

*being touched


 No.189141

None of you replied before.

I knock off in 5mins. Does maccas do the mcrib yet or is that a future burger


 No.189142

>>189140

We all have touch needs.


 No.189143

>>189141

It's a now burger mate.


 No.189144

>>189141

A news article I found said it will be available "from today"


 No.189145

File: dd29072e830b08c⋯.jpg (41.03 KB, 524x1009, 524:1009, 1464622080104.jpg)

>tfw when I made an arse of myself when I introduced myself to a cute girl

I thought I would stop doing that after high school ended, yet it still happens at 23.


 No.189146

>>189145

Just bee urself


 No.189147

>>189145

What happened exactly?


 No.189148

>>189147

I missed a social cue to shake her hand, then I just stammered my way through the rest of the interaction. I feel stupid


 No.189149

I like this Pepe


 No.189150

>>189148

Better luck next time.


 No.189151

Bought some classy Japanese gin from Dan tonight. Time to burn some bridges in style, like a shogun


 No.189152

>>189143

>>189144

Bit late, I'm home now.


 No.189153

>>189151

>classy Japanese gin

pick any two


 No.189154

>>189152

call uber eats and have it cold


 No.189155

File: 83ef685f5b28ae5⋯.png (731.78 KB, 650x1000, 13:20, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.189156

>>189154

I'm not a teenager with fancy internet food shit.


 No.189157

>>189156

>download me fish&chips m8y


 No.189158

>>189157

you wouldn't download a car


 No.189159

>>189157

they won't taste the same


 No.189160

>>189136

>The female birds are trading sex for food

Literal Bird Prostitution, never thought I'd see the day


 No.189161

$6.65 for the burger by itself

$10.15 for a small meal

$10.80 for a medium meal

$11.45 for a large meal

Hardly seems worth it.


 No.189162

>>189161

who r u quotin


 No.189163

>>189162

Das no how blu tex


 No.189164

They are some very masculine looking testicles you've got there NEETie.


 No.189165

>>189164

Who are you looking at?


 No.189166

File: 6f437471d384687⋯.jpeg (1.12 MB, 1104x1264, 69:79, japanesegin.jpeg)

Picked some classy Japanese gin from Dan Dumpster tonight. Time to rape some RiceUNNAs in style, like a Boong


 No.189167

>>189141

I bought one yesterday, it's alright probably wont buy it a lot though


 No.189168

>>189166

Hopefully her vaghina was made by a master and has 12,0000 folds


 No.189169

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.189170

>>189168

The vagina would be the saya in this analogy.


 No.189171

having a wank then off for a nap

gn NEETs


 No.189172

>>189168

SHE ISU TOO TIGHTU YARE YARE


 No.189173

>>189171

Oh shit when did you get back PakiNEET


 No.189174


 No.189175

Does pakineet

poo in the street ?


 No.189176

>>189175

Paki NEET

Poo in the Streets

Rape in the Sheets


 No.189177

>>189175

NO, he is cultured, he pays someone else to do his Poos for him in the street


 No.189178

NEETKing

Poo in the Sheets

Rape in the Streets


 No.189179

NofunNEET

anime in the sheets

rape in the anime


 No.189180

File: 670c422f9d1e381⋯.png (663.82 KB, 634x880, 317:440, ClipboardImage.png)

1000 words.


 No.189181

>>189180

UNNA x 1000


 No.189182

File: 61ceb6efea18237⋯.png (704.39 KB, 634x595, 634:595, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.189183

>>189180

Is that Adam Goddes


 No.189184

>>189182

Rename the pic to "NKs Friday Nights"


 No.189185

>>189183

Greatest Australian of 2017


 No.189186

File: 044c9b4c5a658be⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 9.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, alone.mp4)

if you move over here you can make middle class wages driving truck

7th grade education got my CDL in a month flat

the job disparity for truckers here is massive (50,000+). companies will pay for your training and fucking everything

literally retarded niggers are able to do this and are doing it

some nigger gashed his fucking gas tank wide open last Monday and didn't even get a slap on the wrist, though obviously if he keeps fucking up he'll get fired

illiterate somalians even get pushed through training in some states thats how desperate companies are

many people make six figures a year sitting on their ass driving a fucking truck

don't kill yourself NEETs there's other options if you can stand to move I luv u


 No.189187

File: 2089be53a63e80c⋯.png (739.19 KB, 500x750, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 22054662f8386f5⋯.png (602.17 KB, 554x708, 277:354, ClipboardImage.png)

File: de721cd4b3478f3⋯.png (638.83 KB, 482x600, 241:300, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 28351727a37ac46⋯.png (119.98 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Come across sexy UNNA pics.

They hide them from us white dogs.


 No.189188

New orange fruit flavoured nicotine limits are delicious


 No.189189

>>189188

Mints, I mean


 No.189190

>>189186

> pay for your training

That's a bonus.


 No.189191

>>189188

THEY HAVE OTHER FLAVOURSSS???


 No.189192


 No.189193

>>189192

has it really been that long. fuck.


 No.189194

File: c86684b01e027f9⋯.png (236.38 KB, 324x640, 81:160, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 09aa0cfab6caf5e⋯.png (936.27 KB, 850x573, 850:573, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 99f13d0dd0ed2f5⋯.png (2.2 MB, 966x1449, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 90f4b4d709417f3⋯.png (161.05 KB, 236x304, 59:76, ClipboardImage.png)

deadly


 No.189195

File: 8ec5bce92608597⋯.jpg (152.26 KB, 800x797, 800:797, boner.jpg)

aestetic boong


 No.189196

>>189193

I also wished that Tony Abbott was still our PM in 2017


 No.189197

File: bf120080523a2e8⋯.png (496.5 KB, 700x467, 700:467, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5d1e4f8c1e70980⋯.png (208.2 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 639c63350ab98cd⋯.png (6.16 MB, 3200x1550, 64:31, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.189198

>>189195

That is a classy looking cunt.


 No.189199

File: 8896dbce28d4f32⋯.png (108.53 KB, 220x278, 110:139, ClipboardImage.png)

Sword wielding shogun samurai boong


 No.189201

File: f644464e734b912⋯.jpg (120.85 KB, 700x684, 175:171, BoongTrannys.jpg)

MEET HOT BOONG CHICKS IN YOUR AREA NOW !


 No.189202

File: 20000792f8b32e9⋯.png (670.48 KB, 613x800, 613:800, ClipboardImage.png)

Kaa mee haa mee HAAA


 No.189203

File: 69b9071c5400e8a⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1100x941, 1100:941, ClipboardImage.png)

Meet cute Aboriginal girls in your area now!


 No.189204

Pasito mints and cumdies looking at unna

NEETlyfe


 No.189205

File: ee5abdd54c595e5⋯.png (347.79 KB, 406x482, 203:241, boongm8.png)

Meet Craigs boong m8 in your area now!


 No.189206

>>189205

this was the first pic in a search for "happy aboriginal man" lol


 No.189207

File: 7c5c4ad6fd6aa42⋯.png (103.03 KB, 275x183, 275:183, ClipboardImage.png)

Meet NK's mum in the Joondy area now!


 No.189208

File: 799c84f9255707d⋯.jpg (14.8 KB, 249x300, 83:100, 94rabbi_wine-249x300[1].jpg)

>>189207

Meet NK's dad in the Joondy area now!


 No.189209

>>189201

They don't look like girl Boongs to me


 No.189210

>>189209

I believe they like to be called sisterbrothers


 No.189211

File: f258941797cfb16⋯.png (431.5 KB, 740x459, 740:459, ClipboardImage.png)

Meet Nofun in your local public toilet now!


 No.189212

>>189208

A match made in יין זול


 No.189213

Oh fuck, I just realised something.

When sexbots get made weebs WILL talk at you about their robot waifu's mastercrafted 12,000 fold vagina.

This will probably happen in our lifetimes


 No.189214

>>189213

>This will probably happen in our lifetimes

hope so


 No.189215

>>189214

What if theres a power failure and you get your penis stuck in the robot ?


 No.189216

>>189213

Uhh that master crafted sex bot just gave me a bnlowjob, shit was so cash


 No.189217

>>189215

well i guess it mean i'm "in'' for a long night?


 No.189218

>>189216

>You nerds with your night clubs and real women


 No.189219

We need to patent boong sexbots


 No.189220

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Melbourne will never change.


 No.189221

>>189220

Burn it all down


 No.189222

>>189219

You can found those littered all over the streets on a Sunday morning in Armadale


 No.189223

>>189191

Yeah, try chemist warehouse


 No.189224

>>189222

Those are 2nd or 3rd hand though


 No.189225

>>189224

Just clean em off/out with your Karcher


 No.189226

>>189223

Cheers man, I'll check them out when it comes time to get some more.


 No.189227

Some faggot is loudly playing the drumbs, I wouldn't mind if he wasn't shit, I actually could do better


 No.189228

If only they could see us now.


 No.189229

>>189227

Go play your banjo with him.


 No.189230

>>189229

I wish I was Banjo NEET, I played Drums in Schools, it's fun but annoying for neighbours so I wish I kinda lived far away so I could play the drums


 No.189231

>>189230

I used to play the bass with friends and had two drum kits and a keyboard and stay up on drugs to like 7am every second day.

I miss NEETdom.


 No.189232

I want to hear banjoNEET play Slayer


 No.189233

BanjoNEET has probably gone to bed like the old man he is. Was probably grumpy all day because he was woken up last night.


 No.189234

Twitter is very confusing to me. why do people with less then 1,000 followers post some much? i can understand if it is shit posting but serious posting. that's just weird.


 No.189235

>>189234

Because they like to pretend what they say matters so much

Kinda like what I say on the gen but I'm anonymous so it's not AS bad


 No.189236

>>189228

I don't want "them" to see my balls, mate


 No.189237

Getting gin'd and minted and waiting to play the new insurgency. A comfy neet Tuesday, or is it Wednesday? Joyous


 No.189238

>>189234

I used to do the same ~9 years ago and the answer then was because I was a narcissistic teenager.


 No.189239

>>189235

But surely they must know its an illusion something deep down inside telling then that know one is listening.

>>189238

so they are so caught up in there own self importance they dont notice or do they refuse to live in reality.


 No.189240

File: 2653bd5c32efaab⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 8.59 KB, 199x254, 199:254, cruisey.jpeg)


 No.189241

>>189240

>tfw nigressed


 No.189242

>>189235

That is SO tru omg. I like this.


 No.189243

>>189242

NEET unfriends you


 No.189244

>>189240

>cruisey.jpeg

lol, thank you.


 No.189245

>>189243

Wagie posts unflattering pics to your current gf which you'll need to explain.


 No.189246

>>189245

NEET deletes all accounts and moves out innawoods


 No.189247

weighing up getting danned tonight


 No.189248

>>189247

Have a goon


 No.189249

>>189237

Gin & Gen has a nice ring to it


 No.189250

>>189247

Friday nights are best for that


 No.189251

>>189250

It's always Friday somewhere in the world


 No.189252

what the fuck am I going to do


 No.189253

>>189252

Sell your shit and hit the road


 No.189254

>>189253

it's a nice thought


 No.189255

>>189250

Tuesday morning is.


 No.189256

>>189252

>>189253

Yep, work your way around the country, once you tell people what your doing you got more chance of geting a job for a week or 2, then move on


 No.189257

>>189255

I could never get the hang of Tuesdays


 No.189258

Really wanna join a gym but I was smoking weed and watching videos of gyms last night and it had me terrified and intimidated. I would need someone to teach me but that's expensive and awkward


 No.189259

>>189258

Are you a big guy?


 No.189260

>>189258

How many pushups can you do? If the answer is less than 50 then work on that instead.


 No.189261

File: 5782851b5de0620⋯.png (371 KB, 772x439, 772:439, 5782851b5de0620866064ee48c….png)

>>189260

What if your manboob projection exceeds your arm length?


 No.189262

>>189261

Breaking your arms and falling on the ground doesn't count as a successful pushup


 No.189263

Hardcore boong sex


 No.189264

dead shit twenty something


 No.189265

File: dff527dcc64e76e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 7.39 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-12-05 18.29.50.jpg)

Poo time


 No.189266


 No.189267

File: a0e8bd071afec3e⋯.gif (576.75 KB, 250x187, 250:187, aeonflux.gif)

hi


 No.189268

Jews did sorry day


 No.189269

File: 67f3916430749f4⋯.mp4 (4.37 MB, 576x416, 18:13, [cut]Aeon.Flux.1995.S03E04….mp4)

>>189267

I remember watching Aeon Flux as a child and having no idea what was going on.

I started re-watching it recently and still had no idea what was going on.


 No.189270

>>189269

Fucking glorious


 No.189271

File: 673ee964f666b98⋯.jpg (208.08 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, Keyaki chans.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.189272

>>189271

goodnight meat


 No.189273

💯💯💯💯💯💩💩💩📮📮📮🚯🚯


 No.189274

>stat test on Sunday

Fucking scared.


 No.189275

>>189271

Goodnight oriental fancier.


 No.189276

>>189148

>shaking a girl's hand

Nah, you did the right thing by not shaking her hand. Now that would be a continental load of spaghetti.


 No.189277

>>189274

whats a stat test


 No.189278

Anal Fissures


 No.189279

>>189277

To get into uni


 No.189280

>>189279

And where do the anal fissures come into it ?


 No.189281

>>189280

Wasn't me neet.


 No.189282

File: aed7099ad1a40a9⋯.png (29.42 KB, 741x568, 741:568, 1478925042474[1].png)


 No.189283

This is why possum doesn't touch penis here any more.


 No.189284

Hardcore hemmeroids


 No.189285

Neet Street is in turmoil


 No.189286

Would you fuck a boong if it would get you on the dsp?


 No.189287

>>189286

I would get fucked in the arse by a boong if it would mean I would be able to turn my life around


 No.189288

>>189287

Time to get your arse to WA


 No.189289

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 76.68 KB, 940x627, 940:627, 5485042-3x2-940x627.jpg)

>>189288

>>189287

Come into ma tent white fella, your life starts now


 No.189290

Wish 2019 could come quicker so I can get another mental health plan lol


 No.189291

File: 5603eead612fd4d⋯.png (838.27 KB, 767x450, 767:450, ClipboardImage.png)

Good night friends.


 No.189292

>>189291

That's the old ass banging tree by abo rape creek


 No.189293

What are you guys up to?


 No.189294

>>189292

Wrong. That's the designated tree for sitting in the shade of and drinking Golden Oak by Emu Export River


 No.189295

>>189293

About to go and have a wank


 No.189296

>>189295

Please dont


 No.189297

>>189294

The rape usually happens in the Creek since you can drown the victim if they fight back too much


 No.189298

>>189293

I'm watching an old movie that I really liked in high school, it reminds me of the time I I was waiting for the bus after school and found a dead crow on the grass. I looked around to see if anyone was around then I picked up some broken glass and cut the birds anus open enough for my dick to fit in there and fucked it behind the bus shelter.

I managed to cum before the bus came and it took an hour to get the smell of dead bird of my dick but it felt amazing


 No.189299

>>189293

Watching this series on Netflix called "explained", the gf has some rather liberal beliefs on eugenics, which I'm naturally a big fan of. She doesn't want a down syndrome baby herself but doesn't think that's reasoning enough for everyone to diny it for a generation and remove it from the gene pool.


 No.189300

>>189291

goodnight friend

>>189293

I was seeing this friend that ive know for a while. We smoked and got dinner, i felt weird after it. Not like i dont like him but i felt my time could have been better spent. I was feeling a bit nostalgic but then >>189298 lel, that sorted me

>>189299

wow you completed gf2018


 No.189301

Sgarnoncunseublowxgunagrebmiatinneorwutcunse


 No.189302

Yenahyenahmaytnotmusjupferbewshtukkamarupferabahbeyehcunsenunnothaabbokrap


 No.189303

My brains fucked


 No.189304

File: ca5a41759cd022b⋯.jpg (102.17 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, rape.jpg)

>>189293

Reading manga.


 No.189305

>>189304

Sounds comfy

I dropped everything


 No.189306

>>189293

Been lying in bed for an hour imagining sperging out at my boss and wondering how hard it would be to claim compo


 No.189307

>>189298

Compelling yarn


 No.189308

>>189306

Half the time I'm not at work I daydream about confronting coworkers and berating the store manager


 No.189309

>>189296

Too late


 No.189310

>>189300

> Not like i dont like him but i felt my time could have been better spent

Iktf some people I used to be able to spend hours and hours with now I can spend like 10 mins with and I'm looking for a reason to leave or get them to


 No.189311

>>189308

Have you ever acted it out?

It's a fucked feel. I feel like I'm going to snap at some cunt and it'll probably be the wrong person


 No.189312

>>189311

Nah. I would probably get sacked if I really spergee out. Only one person really would deserve it. Just about everyone else is fine but I'm just an irritable cunt.


 No.189313

Going to watch a movie I have downloaded on my phone and then have a sleep. Night Night NEETs


 No.189314

Playing PC games on the couch, drinking piss, being a meet

Feels good man


 No.189315

File: 7b525a4ec942c0f⋯.jpeg (1.14 MB, 1500x2000, 3:4, alps.jpeg)

Come home, western man.


 No.189316

anyone itt


 No.189317

>>189316

Yeah. found a can of sardines with an unreadable date.

2000-something. Maybe 5, 6, 8 or 9. I ate all of it, was still good.


 No.189318

>>189317

I've always wanted to like sardines but I have given up. Just too fishy tasting.

did you have it on crackers or straight from the can?


 No.189319

File: acbb3cf187b34ac⋯.webm (1.14 MB, 360x640, 9:16, how to deafeat medusa - s….webm)

>>189318

Straight from the can.


 No.189320

NEET poll (mince)

1. Beef

2. Pork

3. Lamb

4. Turkey

No chicken, chicken mince is shit tier.


 No.189321

File: 9df1d8445445dfa⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 530.82 KB, 500x533, 500:533, just.png)

>>189320

I have only cpnsumed beef mince


 No.189322

>>189321

Lamb mince makes for really nice savoury mince my dawg.


 No.189323

File: 0e32e620b635aa1⋯.png (280.83 KB, 371x532, 53:76, 1503003403293.png)

>>189317

Expiry dates on canned stuff are just there to trick plebs into throwing out food.

If the tin isn't swollen up or rusty and the contents smell fine, you probably aren't going to die from eating from it.


 No.189324

Gonna message my ex


 No.189325

Gonna massage my ex


 No.189326

Gf 2018 is running out boys wat do


 No.189327

>>189326

Get a gook


 No.189328

what are you early morning blokes up to


 No.189329

>>189327

Nah gooks are total robots.


 No.189330

>>189328

Shitposting and thinking about what im gonna steal for christmas prezzys


 No.189331


 No.189332

Ethiopian significant other?

cruisy?


 No.189333

>>189274

I once did a stat test, got 99%, and still wasn't admitted into uni. What course is it for?

>>189323

Nah, it can sometimes take a while to show, that's all. Hueneet will be dead from food poisoning within a few days, mark my words.


 No.189334

File: 02eeb50225a7685⋯.png (167.25 KB, 320x497, 320:497, visas.png)

>>189326

>>189327

True and Eternal love can only blossom in a relationship where the woman needs a residency visa.


 No.189335

Morning.

>>189233

You know me too well.


 No.189336

>Whoa Black Betty

>Anagram

>Boat belt whacky

>Anagram

>Black Betty had a child

>Anagram

>Hatchback badly tiled

>Anagram


 No.189337

>>189320

You need to combine beef, pork, and veal mince.

Don't fucking @ me about beef and veal being the same.


 No.189338

File: 2ba4adbc41101ef⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1024x682, 512:341, ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.

>>189335

Morning mate. I do, I'm thinking I should start going to bed earlier too, I have a nap when I get home and after I eat something, I should make that my actual bed time then start getting up earlier.


 No.189339

>>189337

Pork and Beef are basically the same thing. He needs some fish mince.


 No.189340

Morning NEETs.


 No.189341

>>189340

Morning.


 No.189342

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Senator David Leyonhjelm of the Liberal Democrats gave a speech in Parliament on Tuesday to thank the "young brown men" driving for Uber, working at 7-Eleven and delivering parcels and pizzas for less than minimum wage, supposed "jobs" that "many other Aussies would turn up their noses at or would not turn up at all for."

There has been a long history of businesses such as 7-Eleven and Domino's Pizza significantly underpaying and exploiting their workers, ironically the franchises are often owned by other brown people.

>"Roughly half of our immigrant community is brown, so I have no qualms in repeating my thanks to the young brown men and women of Australia. Thank you. Through your hard work, you are doing what Australians have always done and, in the process, changing the complexion of Australia for the better."

Full transcript: https://pastebin.com/xqEhgk4b


 No.189343

File: dfeaf46d85a8f09⋯.png (74.89 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1432852899634.png)

>>189342

gas the jews


 No.189344

>>189342

I don't get it.


 No.189345

>>189342

What a cunt.


 No.189346

File: 7dbd94125d158ae⋯.png (375.15 KB, 664x822, 332:411, ClipboardImage.png)

>>189343

Pretty much.


 No.189347

>>189345

Yeah, he's lost my vote.


 No.189348

>>189306

>not doing this at work


 No.189349

>>189319 You always post the best webms mate


 No.189350

>>189342

>thought he was calling out the rampant wage theft and illegal work conditions that browns are often in at the expense of younger australians and australian economic integrity

>instead praising it for much libertarian cheap labour and muh asset owner economy

https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2018/04/slave-labour-academic-denies-immigrationlow-wages-link/

Sustainable Australia it is now more than ever.


 No.189351

File: 1665116c6211bfe⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out102043.png)


 No.189352

>>189350

>A former economics professor who debunked a possible link between immigration and unemployment will face the Federal Court over allegations he underpaid foreign staff at his Melbourne grocery store.

>The Fair Work Ombudsman launched legal action against Jordan Shan, a former associate professor of applied economics at Victoria University, over claims he paid as little as $10 per hour to two South Koreans, who were owed more than $14,000.

>It is alleged the underpayment occurred despite Mr Shan receiving a previous warning from the Fair Work Ombudsman over the alleged underpayment of another foreign worker at a restaurant owned by the former academic.

This is the kind of person who is pushing for higher immigration.


 No.189353

>>189345

>>189347

>on 8ch

>don't understand being behind multiple levels of irony

You both lost my vote.


 No.189354

>>189351

Stop giving (You)'s out willy nilly, 3/4 of them were before they went to bed.


 No.189355

>>189353

>don't understand being behind multiple levels of irony

That wasn't irony or sarcasm. He's a lolberg.


 No.189356

>>189355

You just don't get it mate. No shame in it though. Some things take time.


 No.189357

>>189353

https://theyvoteforyou.org.au/people/senate/nsw/david_leyonhjelm/divisions

>15th Oct 2018, 4:18 PM

>Motions - Australian Society - It's OK to be white

>David Leyonhjelm voted Yes


 No.189358

File: 4464b8990a568da⋯.jpg (469.07 KB, 1338x891, 446:297, Aboringinal[1].jpg)

It's far too early in the morning for politics

Post rare boongs instead


 No.189359

>>189353

https://theyvoteforyou.org.au/people/senate/nsw/david_leyonhjelm/divisions

>28th Nov 2018, 6:53 PM

>Bills — Modern Slavery Bill 2018; in Committee

>David Leyonhjelm voted No

https://theyvoteforyou.org.au/divisions/senate/2018-11-28/9

>Bills — Modern Slavery Bill 2018; in Committee

http://parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/search/display/display.w3p;query=Id:legislation/billhome/r6148

>This Act requires entities based, or operating, in Australia, which have an annual consolidated revenue of more than $100 million,to report annually on the risks of modern slavery in their operations and supply chains, and actions to address those risks.Other entities based, or operating, in Australia may report voluntarily.

I think that David is not being ironic. He is taking a lolberg position.


 No.189360

>>189357

>It's OK to be white

reddit

>>189359

>slavery

that is a misnomer

>a lolberg position.

Well, ahh. He is a libertarian..


 No.189361

>>189360

Twitter "libertarians" advocate for free movement of people across borders. The other anon was saying that he is only ironically calling for more brown people. His voting record suggests otherwise.


 No.189362

>>189361

Likely story.


 No.189363

>>189360

>>189362

David Leyonhjelm needs only to move or vote for a bill that is broadly anti-immigration (not just "asylum seekers") and I will be disproven. Shill harder.


 No.189364

>>189346

C U C K

U

C

K


 No.189365

File: 0b651ffbce69da8⋯.jpg (82.66 KB, 638x479, 638:479, populate-or-perish-ppt-42-….jpg)

>sign up to globalist pact

>immediately taking in 2x the agreed amount

>9 years later taking in 14000 commie jews fleeing their day of reckoning for the havoc they caused in HU

>Aus gets turbojewed thanks to the above

Boomers are shit too, but it was the "greatest/silent" generation who sold the West up the river


 No.189366

aboriginal anal election


 No.189367

undulating unna udders


 No.189368

File: 1659a5a3cdaecb2⋯.webm (5.51 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1659a5a3cdaecb2d4f3196c65….webm)

>>189365

>taking in slavs

Please tell me you have slav ghettos where they eat sunflower seeds on the sidewalk and stare at you, violently flipping their keys, as you pass by.


 No.189369

>>189368

Yes we have them, but it manifests in local soccer team rivalry, mostly croats vs serbs each telling the other to fuck their mothers/gods in the respective dialects

However all that good stuff is completely drowned out by a chink-pajeet-lebo-vietcong-filipoono swarm


 No.189370

>>189299

Eugenics is just common sense. The world would be a much kinder place if we screened out the genetically flawed before birth, rather than letting them be born, grow up, and then get crushed by life.

>>189369

Slavs may look white, but they barely act like it. They're really only good for being sex workers and cannon fodder whenever europe decides to have a war. Not sure about balts.


 No.189371

>>189370

>buying into anti-slav disinfo

Go have a stroll around slavic europe and then compare with how most everyday aussies behave

I see your

>only good for sex workers and cannon fodder

has a perfect overlap with the noseberg opinion of eastern/southern europeans

and your

>screen out genetic flaws

also correlates to the practices of your promised land trying to selectively breed out the 27 distinct genetic diseases only found in ashkenazeees

<so, how's the weather in tel aviv today?


 No.189372

Hardcore aboriginal rape up the bum


 No.189373

File: 67d87fea7f3e996⋯.jpg (4.77 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-12-06 07.02.29.jpg)

Breakfast of champions


 No.189374

File: f4c1200c2479ff7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 27.5 KB, 1152x720, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.189375

>>189373

Neetking you boong champion


 No.189376

File: 953e0e50cf51f5f⋯.jpg (148.42 KB, 652x924, 163:231, picture-1[1].jpg)

Boongs hate bongs


 No.189377

>>189373

This abuse of prescription meds is the reason possum can't get dexies anymore.


 No.189378

>>189377

So if possum got dexies would more or less penises be touched ?


 No.189379

File: a5f1c8538a184be⋯.jpg (23.2 KB, 251x414, 251:414, as da.jpg)

>daddybot put a beer bottle in the spices basket

>daddybot put spices in a basket

>it's not a basket, it's a straw hat

He's drunk again.


 No.189380

>>189378

Running out of dexies led to the penis touching.


 No.189381

>>189379

Have you ever wondered whether you are the reason for his drinking?


 No.189382

>>189381

Or possibly just the result of his drinking?


 No.189383

>>189381

If I was hues dad I'd get drunk

and probably beat him tbh


 No.189384

>HUE!!!

>HUE YOU HAVE NOT EVEN WANKED OFF THE DOG AGAIN SON!!!


 No.189385

Nice day today.


 No.189386

>>189383

If I was hues dad I'd OD


 No.189387

>>189342

Fucking boomer shitbag

>>189368

>>189369

People like that usually can't and don't leave Eastern Europe because they can't afford it. There hasn't been a distinctly Slavic area of any city for at least 10-15 years, those areas have been all flooded by Africans or gooks and pajeets.

>>189371

>Go have a stroll around slavic europe and then compare with how most everyday aussies behave

This tbh. I was over there earlier this year and most people are perfectly normal, there is, just like here a subset of people who do nothing all day but drink vodka and pick up welfare but they are in the minority and not any worse then your typical Aussie bogan/derro. What people also don't understand is that the "gopnik" stereotype is very similar to the bogan stereotypes we have here, as in that they only apply to a small subset of the population.

31 degrees today in Shitbourne, time to turn the aircon up.


 No.189388

Another day on earth I guess

only 80,000 hours of waging left


 No.189389

>>189388

>only 80,000 hours of waging left

They'll raise the retirement age again before you get there too


 No.189390

File: e968262ae4341f6⋯.png (285.95 KB, 499x699, 499:699, Capture.PNG)


 No.189391

>>189363

>>189364

>shill

>cuck

You go girl


 No.189392

Awful lot of niggers round these days


 No.189393

>>189392

Get a gf


 No.189394

>>189393

Are these two things in some way interconnected ?


 No.189395

Feels like winter here. Cloudy and a bit nippy. Back on the couch to 5k thing. First run went well.


 No.189396

File: 87c8142dcc70885⋯.png (220.96 KB, 640x340, 32:17, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.189397

1.5 hours to go


 No.189398

>>189397

11 minutes less now


 No.189399

>>189397

19 minutes less now.


 No.189400

>>189394

They can be, if you only believe.


 No.189401

Portuguese Tart.


 No.189402

My boss gave me a graph/ questionnaire thing for me and the other coworkers to do on ourselves and I said is that for us to do on you? So he gave us all a second one.

I called him a pathological liar, a sexual deviant and a impulsive psychopath.

He sent an email afterwards to everyone thanking me for being the only one who answered honestly.

Half an hour later he walked in to my office, shook my hand then left.

What does this all mean?


 No.189403

Anyone ITT?


 No.189404

>>189402

I dunno, sounds strange.


 No.189405

>>189403

At work.

77 mins to go


 No.189406

>>189402

You're so fucked.


 No.189407

Greetings, fellow Australians.


 No.189408


 No.189409

>>189406

Yeah I agree he's screwed


 No.189410

>>189409

>>189406

Immanent sodomy.


 No.189411

>>189342

WTF LULZENHOLM NO


 No.189412

>>189334

At least it's huwyte men getting their dicks wet.


 No.189413

>>189323

Depends on what's in the can. Don't fuck around with botulism, NEET.


 No.189414

>>189285

Tendies stocks plummeting.


 No.189415

>>189259

I can't believe no-one took the bait. Sorry, NEET. You tried.


 No.189416

>>189414

Glad I got out of the tendies market.


 No.189417

>>189197

It's OK to look 98% white.


 No.189418

>>189416

You gotta HODL it and believe in the technology!


 No.189419

>>189406

Nah man, he respects me..


 No.189420

>>189410

The real price of wageing


 No.189421

>>189416

tfw my humble early retirement share portfolio is down 15% and no doubt more in the coming months as Australia gets JUSTed

I thought it would be a smart thing to do reee


 No.189422

>>189402

Please be real


 No.189423

>>189421

Buy on the way down, fam.

What did you actually invest in?


 No.189424

Buy high, sell low.


 No.189425

>>189424

I see you too are a cryptocurrency expert.


 No.189426

>>189422

I'm real. He called me just then to do work and didn't sound pissed


 No.189427

>>189417

Thank you for doing comfy catch up


 No.189428

>>189427

I really don't want to be doing this task I'm supposed to be doing.


 No.189429

File: 2e111c0e36ac3cc⋯.jpg (92.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, weed_enthusiast.jpg)


 No.189430


 No.189431

File: 754b7dea3f7b832⋯.gif (419.42 KB, 475x355, 95:71, 1455006383472.gif)


 No.189432

The NEETs are reaching class conciousness.


 No.189433

>>189429

I get this joke.


 No.189434

The concept of infinity is a scary.


 No.189435

>>189434

Wait until you discover some infinite sets are infinitely larger than others.


 No.189436

>>189423

Tech and financials


 No.189437

File: 560f34dcb4ede24⋯.jpg (677.03 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [AK-Submarines] GIRLS und ….jpg)

>>189434

I don't think so. But then I am not a wimp so I am not afraid of anything.


 No.189438

>>189437

Your posting was scarce last night. I suspect the subject of the thread scared you off.


 No.189439

>>189438

I don't like it here so I left, that's all.


 No.189440

>>189439

and yet here we are again..


 No.189441

>>189440

I'll leave again soon.


 No.189442

>>189431

Does the one on the left have two peg legs?


 No.189443

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

MERRY CHRISTMAS NEETS!1!


 No.189444

>>189442

Her name is Yukari and no.


 No.189445

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>189443

To you as well.


 No.189446

>>189443

y-you too


 No.189447

>>189445

Has the guy on the left got Odin's cross on his boot?


 No.189448

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.189449

>>189447

Probably some buddhist symbol.


 No.189450

>>189449

It's not a swastika lol


 No.189451

>>189448

>No mentions of goon bags

>>189450

I don't think buddhists use swastikas in their symbolism.


 No.189452

File: 0ecb8bd058ddf7c⋯.png (907.67 KB, 1282x1744, 641:872, 94884394.png)

>>189412

Not necessarily


 No.189453

>>189452

That one will still get a lighter sentence the he would have received if they hadn't discovered her lie.


 No.189454

>>189451

In Buddhism, the swastika is considered to symbolize the auspicious footprints of the Buddha.[8][9] It is an aniconic symbol for the Buddha in many parts of Asia and a homologous with the dharma wheel.[2] The shape symbolizes eternal cycling, a theme found in samsara doctrine of Buddhism.[2]


 No.189455

>>189450

No, it looks nothing like that.


 No.189456


 No.189457

/ausneets/ - Swastika Experts


 No.189458

>>189451

There is a swatscticak on the drum…


 No.189459

>>189455

I only watched it in the board window, not full screen. I can now see it's 4 arrows in a large window.


 No.189460

>>189453

If this were a sane country we would deport them both


 No.189461

>>189458

That's a duck with 4 legs.

Or 2 legs but it's running.


 No.189462

>>189461

Clearly that is what the swastika is derived from.


 No.189463

>>189460

after letting him beat her for reals


 No.189464

>>189454

I guess buddha walked around in circles a lot.


 No.189465

aboriginal swastika duck sex


 No.189466

>tfw impressed ambasador


 No.189467

Is NoFun a Buddhist or a Shintoist?


 No.189468

>>189402

Congrats NEET you got the job


 No.189469

>>189467

I'm pretty sure he actually follows the teachings of the Torah and the Talmud


 No.189470

>>189467

He's an atheist.


 No.189471

>>189466

>tfw depressed defenestrator


 No.189472

>>189452

fuck she looks really good for a sand nigger


 No.189473

File: b62ed93056b8855⋯.png (627.39 KB, 467x700, 467:700, ClipboardImage.png)

eyebruzs 'n forrhid testeagles


 No.189474

Abo's invented the swastika.


 No.189475

File: fe7558648ec46bd⋯.png (6.16 MB, 2400x2410, 240:241, Mononobe no Futo 002 E.png)

>>189467

The only good Buddhist temple is a Buddhist temple on fire.


 No.189476

File: 2616caa1e58365b⋯.jpeg (30.01 KB, 194x257, 194:257, 1dd1ea19b4321be006dbaa03d….jpeg)

>>189471

you wouldn't be depressed if you stopped throwing your goon out of the window


 No.189477

>>189474

Abo's invented jews


 No.189478

File: 31d8d4137df1f15⋯.png (4.72 KB, 255x153, 5:3, 255px-Australian_Aborigina….png)

>>189474

NASBOONG GANG


 No.189479

>>189478

Incredible


 No.189480

>>189473

handles so you can face fuck her with the force she deserves


 No.189481

File: 7e0a3e8da7d051b⋯.png (372.67 KB, 900x900, 1:1, DanOnDrugs.png)

Neets, I probably shouldn't have taken thjose pills Craig gave me

Whats going on ?


 No.189482

File: 817a62d1ccf4926⋯.png (531.23 KB, 604x377, 604:377, ClipboardImage.png)

>>189478

WE OUT HERE HUNTING NOSE TRIBE


 No.189483

File: 681638663571930⋯.jpeg (53.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, dann.jpeg)

>>189481

calm down, goon will solve everything


 No.189484

>>189482

Check out me muzzle plug/BFA and me mad 1.5x scope.


 No.189485

>>189481

rest in pieces daniel


 No.189486

File: 4321a6f4a2931f1⋯.png (481.84 KB, 634x880, 317:440, abbott and goddes.png)

>>189482

we've got the go ahead

Plan Tony's Peperoni is a go


 No.189487

Goddamn

I feel like someone shat in my lungs


 No.189488

>>189487

This is why I don't rim Poojeetas.


 No.189489

>>189487

Stop smoking poo


 No.189490

>>189487

Did you take NKs dexies again


 No.189491

>tfw smoking the herbal poo


 No.189492

File: 37e2096298b44e9⋯.png (263.4 KB, 460x299, 20:13, ClipboardImage.png)

>>189486

operation pepperoni tony is goon mission


 No.189493

Smoking boong nards is pretty hectic


 No.189494

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.189495

File: 0b2020164597fab⋯.jpg (130.63 KB, 965x630, 193:126, download (42).jpg)

>>189478

>>189482

FUCK YEAH UNNA


 No.189496

>>189495

>useful idiots


 No.189497

File: 8798c9a23581c5f⋯.png (3.85 KB, 215x204, 215:204, ClipboardImage.png)

Shit's fucked NEETs


 No.189498

I stayed for an extra hour after >>189402 for >>189410


 No.189499

>>189428

It is your duty, all regulars must and it is the only thing The Council demands.


 No.189500

>>189497

NEET4lyfe


 No.189501

>>189437

You are scared of work, therefore scared to be a man.


 No.189502

>>189497

How did you manage this?


 No.189503

>>189502

Pretty much gave up all hope two-thirds through the semester, I hated the course, I hated going to uni, I couldn't socialise or work well with groups. I've been in a downwards spiral since mid August.


 No.189504


 No.189505

>>189495

seems legit


 No.189506

File: d7015d5f7d0947d⋯.png (95.4 KB, 314x161, 314:161, ClipboardImage.png)

NK giving a cod a vape


 No.189507

>>189497

Idiot.

>>189501

I'm not scared of it, I just don't like it.


 No.189508

>>189503

are you depressed?


 No.189509

>>189507

I'm not the smartest boong in the goon tent to say the least.


 No.189510

>>189507

You're fucking scared, you'll never be part of the proletariat.


 No.189511

>>189510

I don't want to be part of the proletariat…


 No.189512

>>189503

So have you withdrawn?


 No.189513

>>189511

NEVER WILL YOU BE PART OF IT


 No.189514

When I do my little strut on the catwalk.


 No.189515

>>189511

lumpenproleNEET


 No.189516

Too sexy for Milan.


 No.189517

Too sexy for my hat.


 No.189518

I shake my little tush.


 No.189519


 No.189520

On the NEETwalk

Yeah, on the NEETwalk


 No.189521

File: 2145cbb8a05dc1d⋯.jpg (360.03 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Jashin-chan….jpg)


 No.189522

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.189523

>>189520

I might go for one at midnight.


 No.189524

>>189521

When the African Communist takeover is complete you will be forced to work in the poo mines


 No.189525

File: e33f2b1d1be072b⋯.jpg (69.55 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 3b6.jpg)

What's up NEETs


 No.189526

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.189527

>>189525

lushsux is homo


 No.189528

File: 58279ea8dfb35b1⋯.jpg (312.17 KB, 1064x1600, 133:200, tiny-skirt-0[1].jpg)

>>189525

Skirts


 No.189529

>>189522

>tfw no stuck up bimbo to pour a milkshake on my head


 No.189530

>>189529

Who are you quoting?


 No.189531

>>189530

I will inseminate you.


 No.189532


 No.189533

File: 1dae4a846647b2b⋯.jpg (36.03 KB, 460x397, 460:397, 1kvs1p[1].jpg)


 No.189534

>>189512

Most likely yes, looks like there's no options left for me now, both wagecucking2018 and uni2018 were a failure. suicide2019 looks like a more enticing option by the day to be honest.


 No.189535

i drank two bottles of sauvignon blanc noots


 No.189536

>>189534

Embrace the NEETlyfe.


 No.189537

>>189534

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you may wage


 No.189538

File: a52f4983a7026c1⋯.jpg (12.97 KB, 255x179, 255:179, 49fef3071acc8323356895f3e4….jpg)


 No.189539

>>189535

Polish off a third.


 No.189540

>>189534

Why didn't you just withdraw from the subjects in August, you don't even to talk to anyone it should all be online?


 No.189541

>>189535

I got stuck into the scotch when I got home from the wagepit.


 No.189542

>>189536

Not an option for too long, mummybot says she will kick me out if I don't find work or something by around mid next year. I've been trying to look for a job for weeks now but to no avail. I don't really have anywhere to go at this point so hopefully that time comes around and I'll be out on the streets where some boongs can stab me to death and it will all be over.


 No.189543

File: 152b4e72d02730f⋯.jpg (27.9 KB, 300x199, 300:199, 152b4e72d02730f4cc56c991b7….jpg)

File: 5e6b37ddac856b6⋯.jpg (768.23 KB, 1403x1920, 1403:1920, 1423285623856-1.jpg)

>>189451

>I don't think buddhists use swastikas in their symbolism.

That's true.

It's just a cover story to hide the fact that Asia is actually full of national socialists.

The samurai were pretty much all Nazis, that's where Hitler got the idea from.


 No.189544

>>189542

StreetNEET.


 No.189545

>>189544

>>189542

Become a VanNEET, you could make some sweet cash using the van and some lube.


 No.189546

>>189545

Vaning is much better option than going full street, I hope he has some bux stashed away for a van though.


 No.189547

>>189546

If he uses his mobile orifice correctly, he'll be able to move up into unit in no time.


 No.189548

>>189545

>>189546

It is one of the things I'm considering, I just really hope someone will be able to hire me before I become a fucking charity case. The best case scenario is that I get a job and am able to find some other place to live one way or another. The worst case scenario is that my bad luck in applying for jobs continues and I'll be out on the street getting killed by boongs or junkies, although if I reach that point that last part won't be so bad.


 No.189549

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

A radio station played this gem the other day.


 No.189550

File: 2c31dd9ed8e5b5f⋯.png (772.66 KB, 1024x694, 512:347, ClipboardImage.png)

NEETcommune 6.0


 No.189551

>>189548

Just keep applying for labourer positions.


 No.189552

>>189549

That's how I like my women to sound.


 No.189553

>>189550

NEETboat will be pretty cool.


 No.189554

>>189553

6 small bedrooms upstairs, a share kitchen and bathroom downstairs.


 No.189555

>>189548

claim to have a great great grandma who was part abo then you can be hired as a racial quota place filler and also the employer will have near zero performance expectations


 No.189556

>>189552

All moist in the mouth?


 No.189557

>>189556

and pre gooned


 No.189558

>>189548

Well the current stress you are under might be enough to send you mad and eventually lead you down the path to DSPbux.


 No.189559

>>189553

>>189550

From Adelaide to Gippsland, the waters will run with goon and our hearts will be free of the worries of gf2019 or wageing2019


 No.189560

>>189559

big wheels keep on rolling.


 No.189561

>>189549

Didn't sound like any vomit I've ever done. Just her gulping water.


 No.189562

>>189561

There is a mute button the presenters can press. She was trying to do that while doing the announcement.


 No.189563

>>189497

I salute you neet. I don't think I've ever managed to fail 4 subjects in the same semester. Do you get an academic progress hearing or will they just kick you out?


 No.189564

Anyone had the McRib yet?


 No.189565

>>189564

I had a peanut butter sandwich


 No.189566

>>189565

Was it good?


 No.189567

>>189566

It was alright, had it with an iced coffee


 No.189568

Just once, for a little while at least, it would be nice to be good enough for somebody.


 No.189569

>>189568

You're good enough for me m8 no homo though


 No.189570

>>189568

You're good enough for me m8 homo though


 No.189571

I wish I could quit smoking


 No.189572

>>189571

Switch to goon


 No.189573


 No.189574

holy fucking shit the people outside wont shut the fuck up


 No.189575

>>189564

yeah what do you want to know


 No.189576

>>189574

yell at em from the window


 No.189577

>>189576

defenestrate them?


 No.189578

>>189551

That's what I'm up to these days

>>189558

That's the third option it seems, still not the most ideal one

>>189563

Radio silence so far from the uni


 No.189579

>>189575

A review of the texture of the meat and how it goes with the sauce.


 No.189580

>>189579

Pork Burger with the shape of a rip, and is fairly tender with the sauce, the suprise hit out was actually the bun, which was one of those nice seminolina dusted ones and worked well

Personally if they had a bit of green to kinda bulk it a bit more it would of been a solid 7.5/10 but without it feels a little empty and not big enough and more of a $5 burger than a $7 burger, still a good taste though so 6.5/10 for me, not as good as a double quarter pounder but better than the Mc Chicken


 No.189581

File: 3169b1385103f8b⋯.jpg (65.63 KB, 309x336, 103:112, 1511247-defenestratoronact….jpg)


 No.189582

>>189580

Quality review. Thank you. You should do more of these.


 No.189583

>>189582

HueNEET;

While in the past there were a few forigner NEETs who have popped up at times, namely Hans, Paki and Janitor, Hue stands above them as the most promiant Forigner NEET in the General

While being prominant however doesn't make him quality since his big issue is that he seems to take the worst parts of NEETKing and a fair wack of noFun Granted he doesn't have as much as the homosexuallity as NoFun but it is still there, resulting in Anime Posts and pictures of Granny fisting porn, and while NEETKing does too post many vulgar things he transposes it with at times genuinally funny posts such as The time he took a picture of the sniff, UNNA posting and the 3 word posts Such as the classic Big Abo Poo while hue fails in this acting as if the porn is the humour in of itself and not a build to character to make future posts more humourous, the only way this occurs, Similar in the case of NEETs joking about a hypothetic situation of NoFun on a Goon and Dexies binge is other NEETs making fun of him, with Granny posts and uma delica posts

All wound up HueNEET is a poor quality NEET but that low quality does inspire something to the gen and possibly the board may be slightly worse if he never came

5/10


 No.189584

Hardcore aboriginal enema


 No.189585

>>189583

Tremendous.

NEETs take note. This is how you secure your seat on The Council. Simply exceptional post friend.


 No.189586

>>189583

Hans was my favourite foreign NEET, Paki was ok until he started acting like a retarded boong.


 No.189587

>>189586

Personally Mine is Argie, he's an inspiration to us all


 No.189588

>>189586

Wonder what happened to Janitor?


 No.189589

>>189587

I like Argie too, he is a nice guy.


 No.189590

>>189588

I want to know where Hans is


 No.189591

>>189590

Hans was a good lad, I don't like it when NEETs just vanish.


 No.189592

where is cleanstove

where is cheesey


 No.189593

File: 0fa267c4ff15a65⋯.jpg (557.97 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, kawasaki aya.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.189594

>>189592

cleanstove completing fitneet18

cheesy has gone full cocoon mode and I have faith he will flourish as a new man come 2019


 No.189595

Had a big wank, using cumdies this time but it's starting to smell


 No.189596

File: 663c9650fd86ada⋯.jpeg (123.3 KB, 704x960, 11:15, yeehaw.jpeg)

Which way, Finno-Ugric man?


 No.189597

>>189586

It's a tossup between Hans and HueNEET for me.

Also I'm glad the yarmulke tipper is gone.


 No.189598

>>189593

Goodnight oriental fancier.


 No.189599

>>189583

This is the ASIO dossier on /ausneets/.


 No.189600

>>189580

>seminal dust


 No.189601

>>189600

seminolina, you git


 No.189602

File: 6aab6cd57f77e2d⋯.jpeg (95.26 KB, 904x583, 904:583, hodl.jpeg)


 No.189603

>>189601

Semolina?

>>189600 (check my duuubs)


 No.189604


 No.189605

File: 8f80ff11368160c⋯.jpg (22.26 KB, 500x500, 1:1, images(54).jpg)

It's din din time neets


 No.189606

>>189604

Glad I could help, NEET.


 No.189607

>>189605

>implying chicken isn't meat

Finally I am vindicated.


 No.189608

>>189586

>>189590

>>189591

Hans got put in a reform camp for not loving African homosexuals enough


 No.189609

>>189607

I agree


 No.189610

File: a62a915027f0d2a⋯.jpg (95.04 KB, 780x439, 780:439, mama_merkel.jpg)


 No.189611

File: 15234664965259d⋯.jpeg (8.08 KB, 318x159, 2:1, macron.jpeg)

>>189610

I like this one more


 No.189612

File: 56528e66ce4aed7⋯.jpg (71.51 KB, 600x698, 300:349, 3ae77bc62d381590b8b718e7e6….jpg)


 No.189613

File: 04708e6cf9aea9c⋯.jpg (39.47 KB, 650x366, 325:183, images(56).jpg)

>>189611

I like the sexual modesty of Tony Abbott


 No.189614

>>189611 (checked)

Get you a man who looks at you the way Macron looks at gay africans.


 No.189615

>>189593

I swear that's a sex robot doll


 No.189616

>>189613

I like this one,

>>189486

as if both of them are sharing contempt for the racist white dog media>Tony


 No.189617

File: 444cd89c2ba4e98⋯.png (48.46 KB, 639x404, 639:404, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 10f6421267af97e⋯.png (31.29 KB, 591x192, 197:64, ClipboardImage.png)

Well this is an interesting post.


 No.189618

>>189457

Swastika Sommeliers.


 No.189619

>>189617

Looks like a job for the navy seal copypasta


 No.189620

File: 198d7ece3dfb5fe⋯.png (54 KB, 648x488, 81:61, ClipboardImage.png)

These just keep getting better and better


 No.189621

>>189460

This.

>>189452

>Sydney man

Imagine believing this.


 No.189622

>>189620

Send her a link to the neet gen


 No.189623

>>189433 (checked)

Ayy.


 No.189624

>>189622 (checked)

No roasties allowed.


 No.189625

>>189617

wew laddie she's so fucking entitled, I've done Training shifts where they weren't going to pay me anything until they remembered I drove a fuck tonne to get there and it still wasn't minimum wage, wew

>>189620

Top kek, just send her a pic of a Dan Face Also LARGE implies hospitallity grade goonbags which are at a minimum 15L, good luck finding that at Dans


 No.189626

>>189624

But didn't Tahlia post here once


 No.189627

>>189624

I do not want the neet commune to turn us all prison gay mate


 No.189628

>>189620

>i'll pay you $90 on monday


 No.189629

>>189626

We've had multiple confirmed girlneets and they (probably, maybe) weren't even trannies


 No.189630

>>189304

That filename tho. PoundMeToo is a meme


 No.189631

>>189627

It's not gay if it's a council member


 No.189632

>>189626

Why do you think we have rules now?

>>189627

Go out and get gf2k18, by all means do NOT bring her here.

>>189629

Post proof or gtfo.


 No.189633

>>189631

It's not gay if you say SLAYER


 No.189634

I keep wasting my dubs today.


 No.189635

>>189629

If tumblr collapses we could probably get some fat chicks here


 No.189636


 No.189637

The only thing worse than girls in the gen are gays in the gen


 No.189638

>>189632

>Post proof or gtfo.

One of these posts was a couple of months ago mate, surely you can remember that far back


 No.189639

>>189638

I have a full archive of /ausneets/ just tell me what to search for.


 No.189640

>>189637

>The only thing worse than girls in the gen is having a pack of angry boongs kick your door down and arse rape you to death


 No.189641

>>189639

HiddenFiles.CouncilPenis.jpg


 No.189642

>>189629

We still have a no roasties rule. Only asian girls in cardboard boxes will be allowed at the neet compound

>>189631

Catching or pitching?

>>189635

Is there any porn on tumblr I should be archiving before they ban it?


 No.189643

>>189642

>Is there any porn on tumblr I should be archiving before they ban it?

You should be archiving bible verses, neet


 No.189644

>>189642

>any porn on tumblr

Fat girl porn


 No.189645

>>189643

>If a NEET also lie with NEETkind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them


 No.189646

>>189645

>Rule 17


 No.189647

>>189645

>they shall surely be put to MAX Employment


 No.189648

>>189641

I'm serious btw, once posts start falling off page 20, I'll put the archive on tor or something.


 No.189649

>>189645

What if there is only one sleeping bag and it's a bit chilly outside?


 No.189650

File: 0cb03c7c8a86ef2⋯.png (62.82 KB, 218x455, 218:455, Agent_47_in_Hitman_Absolut….png)

>>189617

I can take of this. I'll need at least $12.50 though - the suit needs dry cleaning, after all.


 No.189651

>>189649

Then you must NEETfight


 No.189652

>>189651

A wrestling match would surely be most suitable


 No.189653

>>189645

Stop quoting the torah. We all know it's not gay if you yell 'NO HOMO' when you touch his pee pee


 No.189654

>>189652

>YOUR BLOOD SHALL BE UPON YOU


 No.189655

>>189653

This is why possum doesn't post here any more


 No.189656

We do need to come up with a solution for the gf problem with the NEET compound though


 No.189657

>>189656

Put a paper bag on the gfs and draw straws each evening


 No.189658

>>189656

>We do need to come up with a solution for the gf2018 problem with the last 3 weeks of December though


 No.189659

>>189657

> a paper bag

Over her head ?


 No.189660

>>189659

Unless you can think of somewhere else to put it


 No.189661

>>189658

Doesn't the council take a hiatus like the parliament does?


 No.189662

We could set up lots of fake ID's and have them ship us loads of Russian girls


 No.189663

File: 919f487acfd4128⋯.png (37.61 KB, 636x324, 53:27, ClipboardImage.png)

Bloody hell NEETs


 No.189664

>>189663

>put the tooth back in his photo


 No.189665

File: 7a567a9a44dd7eb⋯.jpg (166.38 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 7a567a9a44dd7ebc2689b07d88….jpg)

>>189662

Japanese girls in boxes is the traditional solution. It served our fathers, and their fathers before them well.


 No.189666


 No.189667

>>189664

That's gonna take more than $10 worth of work neet.


 No.189668

>>189665

Any hint of furry sympathies will result in expulsion from the commune


 No.189669

>>189665

Can we use them for furniture when they're not in use ?


 No.189670

>made a plenty of fish account again

I think with that it's time for bed, night NEETs


 No.189671

>>189670

Leaving it a little late to start on gf2018.


 No.189672

>>189671

Better late than never.

>>189670

Good on you NEET.


 No.189673

If I had a gf I would lend her to all the NEETs for christmas


 No.189674

File: 5f8ca0a127fac7a⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2018-09-19-20-1….png)

>>189670

Mee those bitches neet


 No.189675

File: 441e5414927b124⋯.jpg (657.91 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Fate Kaleid….jpg)

>>189596

It says Ancient Hungary yet he is wearing a kepi and dolman and has a basket hilted sabre. Okay…


 No.189676

>>189670

Who are you quoting?


 No.189677

Penis poo


 No.189678

File: 2d1b7c6b12d24d1⋯.png (965.09 KB, 783x810, 29:30, Chen 007.png)

Everybody has a more masculine sounding voice than me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


 No.189679

File: 1404d2d8bce9220⋯.jpg (880.73 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Uchi no Mai….jpg)

I'm not looking forward to this Christmas… Every other year I have had a goal I was working towards, I was not just unemployed and doing nothing, I was unemployed and training to join the legion. Now I have no goal and everybody is going to be asking what I am doing with my life…


 No.189680

File: c4f919fc79ee28a⋯.jpg (25.34 KB, 347x470, 347:470, Portrait of a girl holding….jpg)

I found another cute Baroque anime girl.


 No.189681

File: 30cca473989a0fc⋯.jpg (18.75 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 35549960_795083094017486_8….jpg)

Whats up faggots, hows your sexless Thursday aye?


 No.189682

File: 3b3f5192f16dd1a⋯.jpg (109.75 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, dL7.jpg)

My strength and knowledge grows every day, I grow more powerful and greater in my ability's. It's satisfying seeing actual effects and results of things I've changed my self with my own two hands. I mold my reality as I see fit…..


 No.189683

What's the next tier of durries above Rothmans?


 No.189684

>>189683

Jps

Going to the servo for darts?


 No.189685

>>189684

Getting some in the morning. I really shouldn't, it's been months since I've had any.


 No.189686

Winfield every time, Otherwise I don't buy. fuck smoking shit like that/.

Pfft jps


 No.189687

If your gonna smoke jps man you might as well just chew on the shit and spit it. probably taste better haha


 No.189688

OFFICIAL NEETGEN DART POWER RANKING

Marlboro (this is the good shit but you have to be on that $25 an hour warehouse budget)

<Power gap

Rothmans

JPS

<Power gap

Winfield

<Power gap

Holidays and assorted other biohazards


 No.189689

>>189687

>>189686

Winnie blues are my favorites but they are too expensive now

Jps are the best of the shit ones


 No.189690

How much is a fifty pack of JPS compared to Winnie blues? I used to smoke Winnie blues.


 No.189691

File: 1dc56aa65992c62⋯.jpg (9.19 KB, 318x231, 106:77, 1d06Hes.jpg)

just gotta deal with it man, instead of smoking 20 a day bro, do your self a favour and have 3 with coffee or a cuppa mate. it'll make you enjoy them more and you'll find you smoke less. But mainly it's your pocket that does better cause you control yourself which is what those god ridden fucken poli's who raise the price up so fucken high cause there sick of parents bitching at them about there kids smoking cause the government lets smoking adds and let them into the commercial industry which they have been removed from now as well.

it's all one big scissor fuck man so just do ya self a favor spare the 40 bucks once a forty and slow ya pace, common you can't want to die that soon mate.


 No.189692

>>140 buckerunis where i'm at mate


 No.189693


 No.189694

Time for sleep. Night Night NEETs


 No.189696

>>189584

Tremendous.

NEETs take note. This is how you secure your seat on The Council. Simply exceptional post friend.


 No.189697

File: 5be2eea48b0b50c⋯.jpg (15.69 KB, 474x474, 1:1, Fucking retards hahahaha.jpg)


 No.189698

File: 25b665fbfbbbece⋯.jpg (36.34 KB, 474x454, 237:227, Run like a re.jpg)


 No.189699

File: 9cb5e3219b0f144⋯.jpg (111.22 KB, 519x480, 173:160, History of special e d u.jpg)


 No.189700

>>189697

It's important to highlight NK's posts, particularly given that his posts often break up the cancerous ideological discussions on here.


 No.189701

File: 2821d20b9580133⋯.jpg (98.96 KB, 538x603, 538:603, superheroe hitler.jpg)

I don't care who that is or who you are. I'm here 4 teh lulz nigs


 No.189702

>>189688

>Holidays

Above Winfield?


 No.189703

Real wagie hours


 No.189704

File: 4e502d94cc72f7c⋯.jpg (87.72 KB, 320x480, 2:3, arnie.jpg)

>>189702

Put away your dicklet ciggies, and get a real man's stogie in your mouth.


 No.189705

Morning NEETs.


 No.189706

>>189705

Morning dude. How's your day looking? It's a beautiful day here: nice, cool and overcast.


 No.189707

>>189706

Nice and sunny, a shame I've got to wage.


 No.189708

>>189707

Pay day for me.


 No.189709

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB, 150x150, 1:1, cut_rate_dan.jpeg)

>>189708

I'll be seeing you for your 9 o'clock appointment, then.


 No.189710

File: 2e33c7b697dcec1⋯.png (158.79 KB, 600x448, 75:56, nuke_pozzbourne.png)

Morning neets. Looks like Melbourne's gonna fry today. It's about time.


 No.189711

File: 34fc7b6336ea65f⋯.png (92.34 KB, 247x204, 247:204, ClipboardImage.png)

>>189705

>>189706

>>189710

Good morning friends.

It's hot and shit.

Yesterday I took my mower and whipper snipper so our handyman dude could mow a participants yard, I dropped it off at that persons house before work then the handyman put them back in my ute. When I got home it was hot and I was going to wait til it cooled before getting them out and putting them away but I fell asleep. Just had to put it away but in the morning my back is extra dicky and I've probably munted it up for the remainder of the weekend.


 No.189712

Virginia Trioli's violent handjobs.


 No.189713

>>189700 I'm all for breaking up the cancerous ideological discussions of communists and faggots


 No.189714

RECTAL


 No.189715

might get two mcribs and some nuggets for morning tea.


 No.189716

PROLAPSE


 No.189717

File: 79de285a5e0f368⋯.jpg (152.63 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 79de285a5e0f3681a32f5bff2f….jpg)


 No.189718

>>189714

>>189716

You've just triggered that one NEET with the collapsing anus.


 No.189719

>>189678

>tfw also a voicelet

hated speaking up loudly growing up


 No.189720

File: 04205ab5d1604ad⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out102051.png)


 No.189721

>>189720

[Karen waits patiently for the Somalian pirates.]


 No.189722

Karen frequently replies to me twice in their morning post. I feel extra loved due to that.


 No.189723

File: a091aad9c2d312c⋯.jpg (85.41 KB, 804x802, 402:401, 1542480729380.jpg)

Anyone have any good christmas present ideas for my relatives?

>tfw Christmas gatherings and you have to put on that smile and be super grateful when you get some Chad present or something you'll never use and feel really awkward about it


 No.189724

>>189723

I never buy anyone anything.


 No.189725

>>189723

Every year I tell my mother and sister no presents, and every year they persist.


 No.189726

>>189722

Karen is a great girl


 No.189727

>>189724

Do you feel guilty because of that?

>>189725

what do they get you?


 No.189728

>>189726

"Girl"


 No.189729

File: 418a3f93672a374⋯.png (708.54 KB, 800x342, 400:171, ClipboardImage.png)

Time to face the day, take care NEETs.


 No.189730

>>189727

>Do you feel guilty

Not really.


 No.189731

My family does a secret Santa thing where you can only spend $30 at vinnes or Salvo's. Its nice and usually funny.


 No.189732

File: 05f95c50b7ddf90⋯.jpg (125.31 KB, 1102x967, 1102:967, 05f95c50b7ddf90e25a520d972….jpg)

Christmas has been dead for me for as long as my mum has been dead.


 No.189733


 No.189734

>>189727

>what do they get you?

Motherbot usually gives me money, but also still insists on buying a book or something that won't interest me.

My sister's family is fairly poor, so last year I got like a 6 pack of lynx deodorant and some chocolate.


 No.189735

Morning bogans

Starting at a new slave pit today. State distribution centre for Bunnings.


 No.189736

>>189735

Do you have to work weekends, or are they being nice letting you start on a Friday?


 No.189737

>>189735

it's gotta be better than the retail store at least. Good Luck


 No.189738

File: ce6e45d486f2eaf⋯.png (469.8 KB, 700x378, 50:27, ClipboardImage.png)

tfw u get dropped in on by an indonesian-aboriginal-aztec-mysterymeat and think to yourself that things would be better now if the japs did takover the region in 1940s


 No.189739

>>189738

I do not ktf

Mysterious foriegners rarely visit me


 No.189740

test


 No.189741

>>189740

We'll have none of your thai testing around here you ladyboy cunt


 No.189742

>>189740

did I pass?


 No.189743

>>189741

>>189742

You're both getting kept back a year.


 No.189744

>>189738

Boku no Cunt desu~


 No.189745

>>189743

We don't need no education


 No.189746

File: 66b741f3139cbce⋯.jpg (44.92 KB, 800x450, 16:9, mogged dot com.jpg)

So, on a whim, I asked out a qt working at the service station near the uni. I've spoken to her before and I'm not sure she has a great grasp on the English language but she definitely understood what I was saying because she turned red, looked down while shaking her head and immediately said 'no'.

While I was driving to get Subway a few hours later, I saw a taxi driver stepping out of his car which he'd parked obnoxiously - right across the curb in front of a bakery with the boot of the car sticking out into the road. While I was driving past, his shirt fluttered up and his enormous, repulsive belly was visible for the world to see. His body made me feel ill.

I need to improve myself, NEETs. I have about 10% more bodyfat than I need, I don't dress nicely most of the time and I don't make any effort to be social anymore.

Is anyone else up for cut weight or die December? or at least no Domino's December?


 No.189747

>>189746

Cabbage stew.


 No.189748

You cunts have a favourite brand of oyster sauce?


 No.189749


 No.189750

>>189749

wot aboot lee kum kee?


 No.189751

all Australian aboriginal sauce


 No.189752

suck my fuck


 No.189753

suck my duck


 No.189754

fuck my duck


 No.189755

>>189719

Who are you quoting?


 No.189756

>>189746

What a racist bitch.


 No.189757

>>189723

How should I know? As for my relatives, I am getting one sister Celtic wolf jewellery, one alcohol and one nothing, I am getting my brother a Soviet Ushanka, my mother Celtic horse jewellery and a book on Queen Isabella, my dad alcohol, my cousin the latest book by Raymond E Feist and also my old 1060 gpu, that just leaves grandma and my uncle.

Also, who are you quoting?


 No.189758

>>189757

I got a present for your sisters


 No.189759

>>189758

swastika duck?


 No.189760

>>189759

I'll give them a good old swastika ducking m8


 No.189761

>>189756

I didn't want to mention this in front of our more racially sensitive NEETs, but yes, I felt keenly the sting of white genocide as I walked out of that 7/11.

What is happening to our country?


 No.189762

>>189760

Somebody post the webm of the white guy fucking a nigger in front of a swastika flag.


 No.189763

There is no point in making vulgar comments regarding my sisters as I will just hide the posts and never have to see them.


 No.189764

>>189763

Don't lie. You'll beat off to them.


 No.189765

>>189763

Would you have to read them in order to know to hide them?


 No.189766

>>189765

Just scan over them really.


 No.189767

>>189762

>What is happening to our country?

Our morals have been corrupted by all the anime and kebabs


 No.189768

>>189767

Anime is actually far more moral than Australian society, it would instill morals in us.


 No.189769

>>189763

You can make vulgar comments about my sisters in return.

They're a pack of filthy cunts


 No.189770

>>189769

I don't want to touch them.


 No.189771

File: bfcf9d099d0a633⋯.jpg (70.18 KB, 425x450, 17:18, 1266493586051.jpg)

>>189764

The comments, or his sisters?


 No.189772

File: 3d5274cbf944f6d⋯.png (44.09 KB, 182x206, 91:103, LOL17.png)


 No.189773

>tfw woke up depressed


 No.189774

>>189773

What a racist bitch


 No.189775

>>189774

about whom are you emoting?


 No.189776

File: 95e06c036786101⋯.jpg (46.06 KB, 527x600, 527:600, 5b6b0b3598454d41236d23d001….jpg)


 No.189777

>>189776

nice ear covers, you heckin' zipperhead


 No.189778

I might do my dishes


 No.189779

Its strange how no one gives me anything to do at work and actively have to find work. I didn't think it would be like this, I thought people would be giving me stuff to do.


 No.189780

>>189777

Thanks.


 No.189781

How is gf2018 going?


 No.189782

>>189781

I don't want one so good.


 No.189783

File: fd45d883f356665⋯.png (95.1 KB, 680x678, 340:339, apu a sad day for cheeseca….png)

>>189781

Pajeeta rejected me today so it's not going well. We could have celebrated Diwali together and instead I'm going to be explaining to my extended family why I still don't have a partner.


 No.189784

>>189781

I just stalked my ex from the beginning of the year and she's gone from fat to fit

So I guess my gf2018 is in the negative


 No.189785

>>189781

I'd rather just die at the point in time.


 No.189786

>>189785

yeah

feel like it's over


 No.189787


 No.189788

What are you guys up to?


 No.189789

>>189788

just watched a movie


 No.189790

>>189789

any good?


 No.189791

>>189790

yeah it was ok


 No.189792

File: a8c117b6f2f213c⋯.gif (2.44 MB, 480x480, 1:1, l3q2OF6kYJWaj4LXG.gif)

>>189788

Laying down and despairing. I can perform impressively and I can wield science like Arthur C, but I know from experience that I will never be loved, only judged. Thanks for reading.


 No.189793

>>189792

Have a wank


 No.189794

File: d48f1563e6d46a0⋯.png (210.72 KB, 400x400, 1:1, goon.png)


 No.189795

Anyone itt have depression


 No.189796

>>189746

>no Domino's December

Sounds like a plan, me and you both NEET

>>189795

Yes mate

35 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to Centrelink and Dan's soon


 No.189797

>>189795

>tfw depressed


 No.189798

>>189796

god luck at cenno m8


 No.189799

>>189793

>>189794

Friday's wank day, so I'll throw in some goon too

>>189795

>itt absolutely criminal goon fueled wank


 No.189800

might go for a walk

not exactly much else going on


 No.189801

my balls

suck them


 No.189802

>>189731

That's a nice way to do it


 No.189803

Had the McRib.

Meh.


 No.189804

File: 9f8947dcfd48ec5⋯.png (276.33 KB, 500x296, 125:74, ClipboardImage.png)

>>189761

>wants to hook up with swarthy thot

>the potential outcome of that hook up, if it bore muddy fruit, would be perpetuating white genocide

Getting rejected isn't relevant to white geno unless you're trying to knock up a white broad but Jamal cucks you


 No.189805

>>189803

I gave your mummybot my spare rib


 No.189806

>>189805

She said it was like a chicken rib


 No.189807

>>189806

She still squirted.


 No.189808

Paper books, three phones, six resumes, keys, business cards, pens, three packs of mints and an empty maccas bag on my desk.

I have become ultimate wagie.


 No.189809

>>189807

You didn't


 No.189810

Alien bitch at the bottom of the page is looking at me funny


 No.189811

An hour and a half to go, planning on doing nothing.


 No.189812

To NEET as an unemployed man is easy, anyone can do that. It takes a true NEET to NEET while wageing.


 No.189813

File: 21a65179c700e26⋯.jpg (613.56 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, IMG_0945.JPG)

Dan O'Clock boyoes.


 No.189814

>>189810

I want to blow on her forehead


 No.189815

File: f546cd2ec3e6a6e⋯.jpg (145.44 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, 1018316866[1].jpg)

NK's dad on his lunch break


 No.189816

>>189813

Gonna give it to the misso this weekend?


 No.189817


 No.189818

>>189816

>>189817

WOT…the Engagement ring?


 No.189819

>>189818

>Engagement ring?

Bit too early for that.


 No.189820

>>189813

quite impressive calves


 No.189821

>>189820

Thank you.


 No.189822

>>189821

Quite impressive thighs.


 No.189823

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Become refreshed!


 No.189824

File: 586adc31947dfe6⋯.jpg (84.42 KB, 968x928, 121:116, 1544140126215.jpg)

>>189823

Thinking about picking up something for after work


 No.189825

Terrible day at work


 No.189826

>>189822

T-thanks


 No.189827

>>189825

What went wrong fren?

I had a pretty unimpressive day at work as well.


 No.189828

>tfw no seeders


 No.189829

>>189827

Nothing happened and it was boring.


 No.189830

>>189829

Same for me pretty much, although I have come to the realisation that I really only know how to work on Toyotas made between 2000 to 2010, but technically with my qualifications I can work on any car.


 No.189831

>>189830

What do you get to qualify you to work on cars? An apprenticeship?


 No.189832

>>189831

Yeah 4 year apprenticeship which I did a Toyota dealership, I'm working at another dealership now but on cars that g et traded in, so I get all types of stuff to work on.


 No.189833

>>189832

Make them buy you a service manual for every car that comes in.


 No.189834

>>189833

I have a laptop with every service manual in it, but it's just so easy to work on toyotas.


 No.189835

>>189834

Sounds like car racism to me.


 No.189836

>>189835

Perhaphs, even non Toyota technicians would probably agree that Toyotas are the best cars to work on, truly the master automobile.


 No.189837

>>189836

The old ones that are just just an engine block, battery and points would be pretty good to work on.


 No.189838

>>189837

When I was an apprentice I worked on plenty like that from the 90s, piss easy to work on.


 No.189839

Going to start a petition to get the bluegrass tune Cripple Creek renamed. I can't believe such ableist language is being used in current year.


 No.189840

>>189839

>Cripple Creek

Horrifying.


 No.189841

The extend family is coming over. im going to need to pray to dan for some courage to get through this.


 No.189842

>>189841

I really hate dealing with extended family, I recently heard that one of my uncles left my aunt and their two daughters for some thai bar whore.


 No.189843

>>189842

>some thai bar whore.

Was she cheap?


 No.189844

>>189843

An equally importantly, was she a she?


 No.189845

Visited Dan and Centrelink, have to go to the optometrist's now.


 No.189846

>>189843

I guess.

>>189844

I hope so.


 No.189847

>>189845

What sort of opto is open at this time on a friday. Where are you really going, NEET?


 No.189848

>>189847

prolly a WA NEET


 No.189849

>>189848

he might be perthNEET


 No.189850

>>189839

I never understood a few of the lines in that (I've listened to the version by The Band hundreds of times).

>If I spring a leak, she mends me.

What the fuck does that mean?


 No.189851

>>189850

I never knew it even had words. Only ever heard it as an instrumental.


 No.189852

>>189850

She patches up his wounds.


 No.189853

>>189848

>>189849

fuck this widearse country and it's time zones


 No.189854

File: 147e88a72b6a5db⋯.png (1.37 MB, 857x625, 857:625, old.png)

File: 0f2781f78581edb⋯.png (580.05 KB, 457x589, 457:589, cunt.png)

It's all looking a bit sad, grayer than last time.


 No.189855

>>189854

JUST'd?


 No.189856

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>189851

The Band's version is pretty good. You should have a listen to this whole album, it's also a movie directed by Martin Scorsese.

https://youtu.be/H2RQqDbPRgs


 No.189857

>>189855

Nah man, distinguished.


 No.189858

Going to a bar with the misso

10 hour shifts starting Monday, 32 an hour

Gonna be loaded


 No.189859

>>189858

good time to start saving


 No.189860

>>189858

Pop into Dan's on the way back.


 No.189861

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Going to wash the old fella


 No.189862

>>189860

Already have, thinking of the future now NEET


 No.189863

>>189862

So you are pre-gooning and get gooned when you get back?


 No.189864

>tfw sufficiently gooned

The sun is still up though, doesn't feel right, fucking daylight savings.


 No.189865

>>189864

should be like me, I never changed over to DST, if I've got a doctors app I just add an hour


 No.189866

>>189864

Have more goon and enter the coma


 No.189867

new thread coming


 No.189868

here it is


 No.189869

where is it?


 No.189870

now?


 No.189871

BOONGS


 No.189872

>>189865

>ignoring reality

I might have to start doing this

>>189866

I might wait a bit.


 No.189892


 No.189893

bum rash




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