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Your gook cartoons are fucking shit and always will be.

OLD: >>188360



Nice thread OP


I just started playing yesterday for the first time, saw remasterd on a tracker and decided it was finally time. I am on the 1 legged cunt with a giant staff, I don't think leveling really helps much.


Good work, Holmes!


weebicide when?



When I finish my anime backlog.


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That's just an opinion. An opinion of a bogan.




Urbanite detected. Watch yourself mate, only 74.1 posts like this left for the entire thread



The NEET general is built upon Boganism.



I never reach the quota anyway.



Didn't all those chinese cartoons tell you to believe in yourself?



It's not a matter of belief. I don't care enough to bother.


Excellent edition



I concur.

Even if Possum did touch Weber's pee pee, it's no excuse for bad threads.



Too right




I'm glad there are other NEETs willing to step up to the plate.



Is this limited to thread making or does it include pee pee touching?



I saw that this morning, isn't it two dudes for each chick




*being touched


None of you replied before.

I knock off in 5mins. Does maccas do the mcrib yet or is that a future burger



We all have touch needs.



It's a now burger mate.



A news article I found said it will be available "from today"


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>tfw when I made an arse of myself when I introduced myself to a cute girl

I thought I would stop doing that after high school ended, yet it still happens at 23.



Just bee urself



What happened exactly?



I missed a social cue to shake her hand, then I just stammered my way through the rest of the interaction. I feel stupid


I like this Pepe



Better luck next time.


Bought some classy Japanese gin from Dan tonight. Time to burn some bridges in style, like a shogun




Bit late, I'm home now.



>classy Japanese gin

pick any two



call uber eats and have it cold


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I'm not a teenager with fancy internet food shit.



>download me fish&chips m8y



you wouldn't download a car



they won't taste the same



>The female birds are trading sex for food

Literal Bird Prostitution, never thought I'd see the day


$6.65 for the burger by itself

$10.15 for a small meal

$10.80 for a medium meal

$11.45 for a large meal

Hardly seems worth it.



who r u quotin



Das no how blu tex


They are some very masculine looking testicles you've got there NEETie.



Who are you looking at?


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Picked some classy Japanese gin from Dan Dumpster tonight. Time to rape some RiceUNNAs in style, like a Boong



I bought one yesterday, it's alright probably wont buy it a lot though



Hopefully her vaghina was made by a master and has 12,0000 folds


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The vagina would be the saya in this analogy.


having a wank then off for a nap

gn NEETs






Oh shit when did you get back PakiNEET



Does pakineet

poo in the street ?




Poo in the Streets

Rape in the Sheets



NO, he is cultured, he pays someone else to do his Poos for him in the street



Poo in the Sheets

Rape in the Streets



anime in the sheets

rape in the anime


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1000 words.



UNNA x 1000


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Is that Adam Goddes



Rename the pic to "NKs Friday Nights"



Greatest Australian of 2017


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if you move over here you can make middle class wages driving truck

7th grade education got my CDL in a month flat

the job disparity for truckers here is massive (50,000+). companies will pay for your training and fucking everything

literally retarded niggers are able to do this and are doing it

some nigger gashed his fucking gas tank wide open last Monday and didn't even get a slap on the wrist, though obviously if he keeps fucking up he'll get fired

illiterate somalians even get pushed through training in some states thats how desperate companies are

many people make six figures a year sitting on their ass driving a fucking truck

don't kill yourself NEETs there's other options if you can stand to move I luv u


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Come across sexy UNNA pics.

They hide them from us white dogs.


New orange fruit flavoured nicotine limits are delicious



Mints, I mean



> pay for your training

That's a bonus.







has it really been that long. fuck.


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aestetic boong



I also wished that Tony Abbott was still our PM in 2017


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That is a classy looking cunt.


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Sword wielding shogun samurai boong


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Kaa mee haa mee HAAA


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Meet cute Aboriginal girls in your area now!


Pasito mints and cumdies looking at unna



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Meet Craigs boong m8 in your area now!



this was the first pic in a search for "happy aboriginal man" lol


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Meet NK's mum in the Joondy area now!


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Meet NK's dad in the Joondy area now!



They don't look like girl Boongs to me



I believe they like to be called sisterbrothers


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Meet Nofun in your local public toilet now!



A match made in יין זול


Oh fuck, I just realised something.

When sexbots get made weebs WILL talk at you about their robot waifu's mastercrafted 12,000 fold vagina.

This will probably happen in our lifetimes



>This will probably happen in our lifetimes

hope so



What if theres a power failure and you get your penis stuck in the robot ?



Uhh that master crafted sex bot just gave me a bnlowjob, shit was so cash



well i guess it mean i'm "in'' for a long night?



>You nerds with your night clubs and real women


We need to patent boong sexbots


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Melbourne will never change.



Burn it all down



You can found those littered all over the streets on a Sunday morning in Armadale



Yeah, try chemist warehouse



Those are 2nd or 3rd hand though



Just clean em off/out with your Karcher



Cheers man, I'll check them out when it comes time to get some more.


Some faggot is loudly playing the drumbs, I wouldn't mind if he wasn't shit, I actually could do better


If only they could see us now.



Go play your banjo with him.



I wish I was Banjo NEET, I played Drums in Schools, it's fun but annoying for neighbours so I wish I kinda lived far away so I could play the drums



I used to play the bass with friends and had two drum kits and a keyboard and stay up on drugs to like 7am every second day.

I miss NEETdom.


I want to hear banjoNEET play Slayer


BanjoNEET has probably gone to bed like the old man he is. Was probably grumpy all day because he was woken up last night.


Twitter is very confusing to me. why do people with less then 1,000 followers post some much? i can understand if it is shit posting but serious posting. that's just weird.



Because they like to pretend what they say matters so much

Kinda like what I say on the gen but I'm anonymous so it's not AS bad



I don't want "them" to see my balls, mate


Getting gin'd and minted and waiting to play the new insurgency. A comfy neet Tuesday, or is it Wednesday? Joyous



I used to do the same ~9 years ago and the answer then was because I was a narcissistic teenager.



But surely they must know its an illusion something deep down inside telling then that know one is listening.


so they are so caught up in there own self importance they dont notice or do they refuse to live in reality.


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>tfw nigressed



That is SO tru omg. I like this.



NEET unfriends you




lol, thank you.



Wagie posts unflattering pics to your current gf which you'll need to explain.



NEET deletes all accounts and moves out innawoods


weighing up getting danned tonight



Have a goon



Gin & Gen has a nice ring to it



Friday nights are best for that



It's always Friday somewhere in the world


what the fuck am I going to do



Sell your shit and hit the road



it's a nice thought



Tuesday morning is.




Yep, work your way around the country, once you tell people what your doing you got more chance of geting a job for a week or 2, then move on



I could never get the hang of Tuesdays


Really wanna join a gym but I was smoking weed and watching videos of gyms last night and it had me terrified and intimidated. I would need someone to teach me but that's expensive and awkward



Are you a big guy?



How many pushups can you do? If the answer is less than 50 then work on that instead.


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What if your manboob projection exceeds your arm length?



Breaking your arms and falling on the ground doesn't count as a successful pushup


Hardcore boong sex


dead shit twenty something


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Poo time



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Jews did sorry day


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I remember watching Aeon Flux as a child and having no idea what was going on.

I started re-watching it recently and still had no idea what was going on.



Fucking glorious


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Goodnight NEETs



goodnight meat




>stat test on Sunday

Fucking scared.



Goodnight oriental fancier.



>shaking a girl's hand

Nah, you did the right thing by not shaking her hand. Now that would be a continental load of spaghetti.



whats a stat test


Anal Fissures



To get into uni



And where do the anal fissures come into it ?



Wasn't me neet.


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This is why possum doesn't touch penis here any more.


Hardcore hemmeroids


Neet Street is in turmoil


Would you fuck a boong if it would get you on the dsp?



I would get fucked in the arse by a boong if it would mean I would be able to turn my life around



Time to get your arse to WA


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Come into ma tent white fella, your life starts now


Wish 2019 could come quicker so I can get another mental health plan lol


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Good night friends.



That's the old ass banging tree by abo rape creek


What are you guys up to?



Wrong. That's the designated tree for sitting in the shade of and drinking Golden Oak by Emu Export River



About to go and have a wank



Please dont



The rape usually happens in the Creek since you can drown the victim if they fight back too much



I'm watching an old movie that I really liked in high school, it reminds me of the time I I was waiting for the bus after school and found a dead crow on the grass. I looked around to see if anyone was around then I picked up some broken glass and cut the birds anus open enough for my dick to fit in there and fucked it behind the bus shelter.

I managed to cum before the bus came and it took an hour to get the smell of dead bird of my dick but it felt amazing



Watching this series on Netflix called "explained", the gf has some rather liberal beliefs on eugenics, which I'm naturally a big fan of. She doesn't want a down syndrome baby herself but doesn't think that's reasoning enough for everyone to diny it for a generation and remove it from the gene pool.



goodnight friend


I was seeing this friend that ive know for a while. We smoked and got dinner, i felt weird after it. Not like i dont like him but i felt my time could have been better spent. I was feeling a bit nostalgic but then >>189298 lel, that sorted me


wow you completed gf2018






My brains fucked


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Reading manga.



Sounds comfy

I dropped everything



Been lying in bed for an hour imagining sperging out at my boss and wondering how hard it would be to claim compo



Compelling yarn



Half the time I'm not at work I daydream about confronting coworkers and berating the store manager



Too late



> Not like i dont like him but i felt my time could have been better spent

Iktf some people I used to be able to spend hours and hours with now I can spend like 10 mins with and I'm looking for a reason to leave or get them to



Have you ever acted it out?

It's a fucked feel. I feel like I'm going to snap at some cunt and it'll probably be the wrong person



Nah. I would probably get sacked if I really spergee out. Only one person really would deserve it. Just about everyone else is fine but I'm just an irritable cunt.


Going to watch a movie I have downloaded on my phone and then have a sleep. Night Night NEETs


Playing PC games on the couch, drinking piss, being a meet

Feels good man


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Come home, western man.


anyone itt



Yeah. found a can of sardines with an unreadable date.

2000-something. Maybe 5, 6, 8 or 9. I ate all of it, was still good.



I've always wanted to like sardines but I have given up. Just too fishy tasting.

did you have it on crackers or straight from the can?


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Straight from the can.


NEET poll (mince)

1. Beef

2. Pork

3. Lamb

4. Turkey

No chicken, chicken mince is shit tier.


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I have only cpnsumed beef mince



Lamb mince makes for really nice savoury mince my dawg.


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Expiry dates on canned stuff are just there to trick plebs into throwing out food.

If the tin isn't swollen up or rusty and the contents smell fine, you probably aren't going to die from eating from it.


Gonna message my ex


Gonna massage my ex


Gf 2018 is running out boys wat do



Get a gook


what are you early morning blokes up to



Nah gooks are total robots.



Shitposting and thinking about what im gonna steal for christmas prezzys



Ethiopian significant other?




I once did a stat test, got 99%, and still wasn't admitted into uni. What course is it for?


Nah, it can sometimes take a while to show, that's all. Hueneet will be dead from food poisoning within a few days, mark my words.


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True and Eternal love can only blossom in a relationship where the woman needs a residency visa.




You know me too well.


>Whoa Black Betty


>Boat belt whacky


>Black Betty had a child


>Hatchback badly tiled




You need to combine beef, pork, and veal mince.

Don't fucking @ me about beef and veal being the same.


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Good morning friends.


Morning mate. I do, I'm thinking I should start going to bed earlier too, I have a nap when I get home and after I eat something, I should make that my actual bed time then start getting up earlier.



Pork and Beef are basically the same thing. He needs some fish mince.


Morning NEETs.





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Senator David Leyonhjelm of the Liberal Democrats gave a speech in Parliament on Tuesday to thank the "young brown men" driving for Uber, working at 7-Eleven and delivering parcels and pizzas for less than minimum wage, supposed "jobs" that "many other Aussies would turn up their noses at or would not turn up at all for."

There has been a long history of businesses such as 7-Eleven and Domino's Pizza significantly underpaying and exploiting their workers, ironically the franchises are often owned by other brown people.

>"Roughly half of our immigrant community is brown, so I have no qualms in repeating my thanks to the young brown men and women of Australia. Thank you. Through your hard work, you are doing what Australians have always done and, in the process, changing the complexion of Australia for the better."

Full transcript: https://pastebin.com/xqEhgk4b


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gas the jews



I don't get it.



What a cunt.


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Pretty much.



Yeah, he's lost my vote.



>not doing this at work


>>189319 You always post the best webms mate



>thought he was calling out the rampant wage theft and illegal work conditions that browns are often in at the expense of younger australians and australian economic integrity

>instead praising it for much libertarian cheap labour and muh asset owner economy


Sustainable Australia it is now more than ever.


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>A former economics professor who debunked a possible link between immigration and unemployment will face the Federal Court over allegations he underpaid foreign staff at his Melbourne grocery store.

>The Fair Work Ombudsman launched legal action against Jordan Shan, a former associate professor of applied economics at Victoria University, over claims he paid as little as $10 per hour to two South Koreans, who were owed more than $14,000.

>It is alleged the underpayment occurred despite Mr Shan receiving a previous warning from the Fair Work Ombudsman over the alleged underpayment of another foreign worker at a restaurant owned by the former academic.

This is the kind of person who is pushing for higher immigration.




>on 8ch

>don't understand being behind multiple levels of irony

You both lost my vote.



Stop giving (You)'s out willy nilly, 3/4 of them were before they went to bed.



>don't understand being behind multiple levels of irony

That wasn't irony or sarcasm. He's a lolberg.



You just don't get it mate. No shame in it though. Some things take time.




>15th Oct 2018, 4:18 PM

>Motions - Australian Society - It's OK to be white

>David Leyonhjelm voted Yes


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It's far too early in the morning for politics

Post rare boongs instead




>28th Nov 2018, 6:53 PM

>Bills — Modern Slavery Bill 2018; in Committee

>David Leyonhjelm voted No


>Bills — Modern Slavery Bill 2018; in Committee


>This Act requires entities based, or operating, in Australia, which have an annual consolidated revenue of more than $100 million,to report annually on the risks of modern slavery in their operations and supply chains, and actions to address those risks.Other entities based, or operating, in Australia may report voluntarily.

I think that David is not being ironic. He is taking a lolberg position.



>It's OK to be white




that is a misnomer

>a lolberg position.

Well, ahh. He is a libertarian..



Twitter "libertarians" advocate for free movement of people across borders. The other anon was saying that he is only ironically calling for more brown people. His voting record suggests otherwise.



Likely story.




David Leyonhjelm needs only to move or vote for a bill that is broadly anti-immigration (not just "asylum seekers") and I will be disproven. Shill harder.








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>sign up to globalist pact

>immediately taking in 2x the agreed amount

>9 years later taking in 14000 commie jews fleeing their day of reckoning for the havoc they caused in HU

>Aus gets turbojewed thanks to the above

Boomers are shit too, but it was the "greatest/silent" generation who sold the West up the river


aboriginal anal election


undulating unna udders


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>taking in slavs

Please tell me you have slav ghettos where they eat sunflower seeds on the sidewalk and stare at you, violently flipping their keys, as you pass by.



Yes we have them, but it manifests in local soccer team rivalry, mostly croats vs serbs each telling the other to fuck their mothers/gods in the respective dialects

However all that good stuff is completely drowned out by a chink-pajeet-lebo-vietcong-filipoono swarm



Eugenics is just common sense. The world would be a much kinder place if we screened out the genetically flawed before birth, rather than letting them be born, grow up, and then get crushed by life.


Slavs may look white, but they barely act like it. They're really only good for being sex workers and cannon fodder whenever europe decides to have a war. Not sure about balts.



>buying into anti-slav disinfo

Go have a stroll around slavic europe and then compare with how most everyday aussies behave

I see your

>only good for sex workers and cannon fodder

has a perfect overlap with the noseberg opinion of eastern/southern europeans

and your

>screen out genetic flaws

also correlates to the practices of your promised land trying to selectively breed out the 27 distinct genetic diseases only found in ashkenazeees

<so, how's the weather in tel aviv today?


Hardcore aboriginal rape up the bum


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Breakfast of champions


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Neetking you boong champion


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Boongs hate bongs



This abuse of prescription meds is the reason possum can't get dexies anymore.



So if possum got dexies would more or less penises be touched ?


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>daddybot put a beer bottle in the spices basket

>daddybot put spices in a basket

>it's not a basket, it's a straw hat

He's drunk again.



Running out of dexies led to the penis touching.



Have you ever wondered whether you are the reason for his drinking?



Or possibly just the result of his drinking?



If I was hues dad I'd get drunk

and probably beat him tbh





Nice day today.



If I was hues dad I'd OD



Fucking boomer shitbag



People like that usually can't and don't leave Eastern Europe because they can't afford it. There hasn't been a distinctly Slavic area of any city for at least 10-15 years, those areas have been all flooded by Africans or gooks and pajeets.


>Go have a stroll around slavic europe and then compare with how most everyday aussies behave

This tbh. I was over there earlier this year and most people are perfectly normal, there is, just like here a subset of people who do nothing all day but drink vodka and pick up welfare but they are in the minority and not any worse then your typical Aussie bogan/derro. What people also don't understand is that the "gopnik" stereotype is very similar to the bogan stereotypes we have here, as in that they only apply to a small subset of the population.

31 degrees today in Shitbourne, time to turn the aircon up.


Another day on earth I guess

only 80,000 hours of waging left



>only 80,000 hours of waging left

They'll raise the retirement age again before you get there too


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You go girl


Awful lot of niggers round these days



Get a gf



Are these two things in some way interconnected ?


Feels like winter here. Cloudy and a bit nippy. Back on the couch to 5k thing. First run went well.


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1.5 hours to go



11 minutes less now



19 minutes less now.



They can be, if you only believe.


Portuguese Tart.


My boss gave me a graph/ questionnaire thing for me and the other coworkers to do on ourselves and I said is that for us to do on you? So he gave us all a second one.

I called him a pathological liar, a sexual deviant and a impulsive psychopath.

He sent an email afterwards to everyone thanking me for being the only one who answered honestly.

Half an hour later he walked in to my office, shook my hand then left.

What does this all mean?


Anyone ITT?



I dunno, sounds strange.



At work.

77 mins to go



You're so fucked.


Greetings, fellow Australians.




Yeah I agree he's screwed




Immanent sodomy.






At least it's huwyte men getting their dicks wet.



Depends on what's in the can. Don't fuck around with botulism, NEET.



Tendies stocks plummeting.



I can't believe no-one took the bait. Sorry, NEET. You tried.



Glad I got out of the tendies market.



It's OK to look 98% white.



You gotta HODL it and believe in the technology!



Nah man, he respects me..



The real price of wageing



tfw my humble early retirement share portfolio is down 15% and no doubt more in the coming months as Australia gets JUSTed

I thought it would be a smart thing to do reee



Please be real



Buy on the way down, fam.

What did you actually invest in?


Buy high, sell low.



I see you too are a cryptocurrency expert.



I'm real. He called me just then to do work and didn't sound pissed



Thank you for doing comfy catch up



I really don't want to be doing this task I'm supposed to be doing.


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The NEETs are reaching class conciousness.



I get this joke.


The concept of infinity is a scary.



Wait until you discover some infinite sets are infinitely larger than others.



Tech and financials


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I don't think so. But then I am not a wimp so I am not afraid of anything.



Your posting was scarce last night. I suspect the subject of the thread scared you off.



I don't like it here so I left, that's all.



and yet here we are again..



I'll leave again soon.



Does the one on the left have two peg legs?


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Her name is Yukari and no.


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To you as well.



y-you too



Has the guy on the left got Odin's cross on his boot?


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Probably some buddhist symbol.



It's not a swastika lol



>No mentions of goon bags


I don't think buddhists use swastikas in their symbolism.


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Not necessarily



That one will still get a lighter sentence the he would have received if they hadn't discovered her lie.



In Buddhism, the swastika is considered to symbolize the auspicious footprints of the Buddha.[8][9] It is an aniconic symbol for the Buddha in many parts of Asia and a homologous with the dharma wheel.[2] The shape symbolizes eternal cycling, a theme found in samsara doctrine of Buddhism.[2]



No, it looks nothing like that.



/ausneets/ - Swastika Experts



There is a swatscticak on the drum…



I only watched it in the board window, not full screen. I can now see it's 4 arrows in a large window.



If this were a sane country we would deport them both



That's a duck with 4 legs.

Or 2 legs but it's running.



Clearly that is what the swastika is derived from.



after letting him beat her for reals



I guess buddha walked around in circles a lot.


aboriginal swastika duck sex


>tfw impressed ambasador


Is NoFun a Buddhist or a Shintoist?



Congrats NEET you got the job



I'm pretty sure he actually follows the teachings of the Torah and the Talmud



He's an atheist.



>tfw depressed defenestrator



fuck she looks really good for a sand nigger


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eyebruzs 'n forrhid testeagles


Abo's invented the swastika.


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The only good Buddhist temple is a Buddhist temple on fire.


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you wouldn't be depressed if you stopped throwing your goon out of the window



Abo's invented jews


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handles so you can face fuck her with the force she deserves


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Neets, I probably shouldn't have taken thjose pills Craig gave me

Whats going on ?


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calm down, goon will solve everything



Check out me muzzle plug/BFA and me mad 1.5x scope.



rest in pieces daniel


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we've got the go ahead

Plan Tony's Peperoni is a go



I feel like someone shat in my lungs



This is why I don't rim Poojeetas.



Stop smoking poo



Did you take NKs dexies again


>tfw smoking the herbal poo


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operation pepperoni tony is goon mission


Smoking boong nards is pretty hectic


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>useful idiots


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Shit's fucked NEETs


I stayed for an extra hour after >>189402 for >>189410



It is your duty, all regulars must and it is the only thing The Council demands.






You are scared of work, therefore scared to be a man.



How did you manage this?



Pretty much gave up all hope two-thirds through the semester, I hated the course, I hated going to uni, I couldn't socialise or work well with groups. I've been in a downwards spiral since mid August.




seems legit


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NK giving a cod a vape





I'm not scared of it, I just don't like it.



are you depressed?



I'm not the smartest boong in the goon tent to say the least.



You're fucking scared, you'll never be part of the proletariat.



I don't want to be part of the proletariat…



So have you withdrawn?





When I do my little strut on the catwalk.





Too sexy for Milan.


Too sexy for my hat.


I shake my little tush.



On the NEETwalk

Yeah, on the NEETwalk


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I might go for one at midnight.



When the African Communist takeover is complete you will be forced to work in the poo mines


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What's up NEETs


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lushsux is homo


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>tfw no stuck up bimbo to pour a milkshake on my head



Who are you quoting?



I will inseminate you.



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Most likely yes, looks like there's no options left for me now, both wagecucking2018 and uni2018 were a failure. suicide2019 looks like a more enticing option by the day to be honest.


i drank two bottles of sauvignon blanc noots



Embrace the NEETlyfe.



Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you may wage


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Polish off a third.



Why didn't you just withdraw from the subjects in August, you don't even to talk to anyone it should all be online?



I got stuck into the scotch when I got home from the wagepit.



Not an option for too long, mummybot says she will kick me out if I don't find work or something by around mid next year. I've been trying to look for a job for weeks now but to no avail. I don't really have anywhere to go at this point so hopefully that time comes around and I'll be out on the streets where some boongs can stab me to death and it will all be over.


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>I don't think buddhists use swastikas in their symbolism.

That's true.

It's just a cover story to hide the fact that Asia is actually full of national socialists.

The samurai were pretty much all Nazis, that's where Hitler got the idea from.







Become a VanNEET, you could make some sweet cash using the van and some lube.



Vaning is much better option than going full street, I hope he has some bux stashed away for a van though.



If he uses his mobile orifice correctly, he'll be able to move up into unit in no time.




It is one of the things I'm considering, I just really hope someone will be able to hire me before I become a fucking charity case. The best case scenario is that I get a job and am able to find some other place to live one way or another. The worst case scenario is that my bad luck in applying for jobs continues and I'll be out on the street getting killed by boongs or junkies, although if I reach that point that last part won't be so bad.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

A radio station played this gem the other day.


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NEETcommune 6.0



Just keep applying for labourer positions.



That's how I like my women to sound.



NEETboat will be pretty cool.



6 small bedrooms upstairs, a share kitchen and bathroom downstairs.



claim to have a great great grandma who was part abo then you can be hired as a racial quota place filler and also the employer will have near zero performance expectations



All moist in the mouth?



and pre gooned



Well the current stress you are under might be enough to send you mad and eventually lead you down the path to DSPbux.




From Adelaide to Gippsland, the waters will run with goon and our hearts will be free of the worries of gf2019 or wageing2019



big wheels keep on rolling.



Didn't sound like any vomit I've ever done. Just her gulping water.



There is a mute button the presenters can press. She was trying to do that while doing the announcement.



I salute you neet. I don't think I've ever managed to fail 4 subjects in the same semester. Do you get an academic progress hearing or will they just kick you out?


Anyone had the McRib yet?



I had a peanut butter sandwich



Was it good?



It was alright, had it with an iced coffee


Just once, for a little while at least, it would be nice to be good enough for somebody.



You're good enough for me m8 no homo though



You're good enough for me m8 homo though


I wish I could quit smoking



Switch to goon



holy fucking shit the people outside wont shut the fuck up



yeah what do you want to know



yell at em from the window



defenestrate them?



That's what I'm up to these days


That's the third option it seems, still not the most ideal one


Radio silence so far from the uni



A review of the texture of the meat and how it goes with the sauce.



Pork Burger with the shape of a rip, and is fairly tender with the sauce, the suprise hit out was actually the bun, which was one of those nice seminolina dusted ones and worked well

Personally if they had a bit of green to kinda bulk it a bit more it would of been a solid 7.5/10 but without it feels a little empty and not big enough and more of a $5 burger than a $7 burger, still a good taste though so 6.5/10 for me, not as good as a double quarter pounder but better than the Mc Chicken


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Quality review. Thank you. You should do more of these.




While in the past there were a few forigner NEETs who have popped up at times, namely Hans, Paki and Janitor, Hue stands above them as the most promiant Forigner NEET in the General

While being prominant however doesn't make him quality since his big issue is that he seems to take the worst parts of NEETKing and a fair wack of noFun Granted he doesn't have as much as the homosexuallity as NoFun but it is still there, resulting in Anime Posts and pictures of Granny fisting porn, and while NEETKing does too post many vulgar things he transposes it with at times genuinally funny posts such as The time he took a picture of the sniff, UNNA posting and the 3 word posts Such as the classic Big Abo Poo while hue fails in this acting as if the porn is the humour in of itself and not a build to character to make future posts more humourous, the only way this occurs, Similar in the case of NEETs joking about a hypothetic situation of NoFun on a Goon and Dexies binge is other NEETs making fun of him, with Granny posts and uma delica posts

All wound up HueNEET is a poor quality NEET but that low quality does inspire something to the gen and possibly the board may be slightly worse if he never came



Hardcore aboriginal enema




NEETs take note. This is how you secure your seat on The Council. Simply exceptional post friend.



Hans was my favourite foreign NEET, Paki was ok until he started acting like a retarded boong.



Personally Mine is Argie, he's an inspiration to us all



Wonder what happened to Janitor?



I like Argie too, he is a nice guy.



I want to know where Hans is



Hans was a good lad, I don't like it when NEETs just vanish.


where is cleanstove

where is cheesey


File: 0fa267c4ff15a65⋯.jpg (557.97 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, kawasaki aya.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs



cleanstove completing fitneet18

cheesy has gone full cocoon mode and I have faith he will flourish as a new man come 2019


Had a big wank, using cumdies this time but it's starting to smell


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Which way, Finno-Ugric man?



It's a tossup between Hans and HueNEET for me.

Also I'm glad the yarmulke tipper is gone.



Goodnight oriental fancier.



This is the ASIO dossier on /ausneets/.



>seminal dust



seminolina, you git


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>>189600 (check my duuubs)



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It's din din time neets



Glad I could help, NEET.



>implying chicken isn't meat

Finally I am vindicated.





Hans got put in a reform camp for not loving African homosexuals enough



I agree


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I like this one more


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I like the sexual modesty of Tony Abbott


>>189611 (checked)

Get you a man who looks at you the way Macron looks at gay africans.



I swear that's a sex robot doll



I like this one,


as if both of them are sharing contempt for the racist white dog media>Tony


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Well this is an interesting post.



Swastika Sommeliers.



Looks like a job for the navy seal copypasta


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These just keep getting better and better





>Sydney man

Imagine believing this.



Send her a link to the neet gen


>>189433 (checked)



>>189622 (checked)

No roasties allowed.



wew laddie she's so fucking entitled, I've done Training shifts where they weren't going to pay me anything until they remembered I drove a fuck tonne to get there and it still wasn't minimum wage, wew


Top kek, just send her a pic of a Dan Face Also LARGE implies hospitallity grade goonbags which are at a minimum 15L, good luck finding that at Dans



But didn't Tahlia post here once



I do not want the neet commune to turn us all prison gay mate



>i'll pay you $90 on monday



We've had multiple confirmed girlneets and they (probably, maybe) weren't even trannies



That filename tho. PoundMeToo is a meme



It's not gay if it's a council member



Why do you think we have rules now?


Go out and get gf2k18, by all means do NOT bring her here.


Post proof or gtfo.



It's not gay if you say SLAYER


I keep wasting my dubs today.



If tumblr collapses we could probably get some fat chicks here



The only thing worse than girls in the gen are gays in the gen



>Post proof or gtfo.

One of these posts was a couple of months ago mate, surely you can remember that far back



I have a full archive of /ausneets/ just tell me what to search for.



>The only thing worse than girls in the gen is having a pack of angry boongs kick your door down and arse rape you to death






We still have a no roasties rule. Only asian girls in cardboard boxes will be allowed at the neet compound


Catching or pitching?


Is there any porn on tumblr I should be archiving before they ban it?



>Is there any porn on tumblr I should be archiving before they ban it?

You should be archiving bible verses, neet



>any porn on tumblr

Fat girl porn



>If a NEET also lie with NEETkind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them



>Rule 17



>they shall surely be put to MAX Employment



I'm serious btw, once posts start falling off page 20, I'll put the archive on tor or something.



What if there is only one sleeping bag and it's a bit chilly outside?


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I can take of this. I'll need at least $12.50 though - the suit needs dry cleaning, after all.



Then you must NEETfight



A wrestling match would surely be most suitable



Stop quoting the torah. We all know it's not gay if you yell 'NO HOMO' when you touch his pee pee






This is why possum doesn't post here any more


We do need to come up with a solution for the gf problem with the NEET compound though



Put a paper bag on the gfs and draw straws each evening



>We do need to come up with a solution for the gf2018 problem with the last 3 weeks of December though



> a paper bag

Over her head ?



Unless you can think of somewhere else to put it



Doesn't the council take a hiatus like the parliament does?


We could set up lots of fake ID's and have them ship us loads of Russian girls


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Bloody hell NEETs



>put the tooth back in his photo


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Japanese girls in boxes is the traditional solution. It served our fathers, and their fathers before them well.




That's gonna take more than $10 worth of work neet.



Any hint of furry sympathies will result in expulsion from the commune



Can we use them for furniture when they're not in use ?


>made a plenty of fish account again

I think with that it's time for bed, night NEETs



Leaving it a little late to start on gf2018.



Better late than never.


Good on you NEET.


If I had a gf I would lend her to all the NEETs for christmas


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Mee those bitches neet


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It says Ancient Hungary yet he is wearing a kepi and dolman and has a basket hilted sabre. Okay…



Who are you quoting?


Penis poo


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I'm not looking forward to this Christmas… Every other year I have had a goal I was working towards, I was not just unemployed and doing nothing, I was unemployed and training to join the legion. Now I have no goal and everybody is going to be asking what I am doing with my life…


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I found another cute Baroque anime girl.


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Whats up faggots, hows your sexless Thursday aye?


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My strength and knowledge grows every day, I grow more powerful and greater in my ability's. It's satisfying seeing actual effects and results of things I've changed my self with my own two hands. I mold my reality as I see fit…..


What's the next tier of durries above Rothmans?




Going to the servo for darts?



Getting some in the morning. I really shouldn't, it's been months since I've had any.


Winfield every time, Otherwise I don't buy. fuck smoking shit like that/.

Pfft jps


If your gonna smoke jps man you might as well just chew on the shit and spit it. probably taste better haha



Marlboro (this is the good shit but you have to be on that $25 an hour warehouse budget)

<Power gap



<Power gap


<Power gap

Holidays and assorted other biohazards




Winnie blues are my favorites but they are too expensive now

Jps are the best of the shit ones


How much is a fifty pack of JPS compared to Winnie blues? I used to smoke Winnie blues.


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just gotta deal with it man, instead of smoking 20 a day bro, do your self a favour and have 3 with coffee or a cuppa mate. it'll make you enjoy them more and you'll find you smoke less. But mainly it's your pocket that does better cause you control yourself which is what those god ridden fucken poli's who raise the price up so fucken high cause there sick of parents bitching at them about there kids smoking cause the government lets smoking adds and let them into the commercial industry which they have been removed from now as well.

it's all one big scissor fuck man so just do ya self a favor spare the 40 bucks once a forty and slow ya pace, common you can't want to die that soon mate.


>>140 buckerunis where i'm at mate



Time for sleep. Night Night NEETs




NEETs take note. This is how you secure your seat on The Council. Simply exceptional post friend.


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It's important to highlight NK's posts, particularly given that his posts often break up the cancerous ideological discussions on here.


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I don't care who that is or who you are. I'm here 4 teh lulz nigs




Above Winfield?


Real wagie hours


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Put away your dicklet ciggies, and get a real man's stogie in your mouth.


Morning NEETs.



Morning dude. How's your day looking? It's a beautiful day here: nice, cool and overcast.



Nice and sunny, a shame I've got to wage.



Pay day for me.


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I'll be seeing you for your 9 o'clock appointment, then.


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Morning neets. Looks like Melbourne's gonna fry today. It's about time.


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Good morning friends.

It's hot and shit.

Yesterday I took my mower and whipper snipper so our handyman dude could mow a participants yard, I dropped it off at that persons house before work then the handyman put them back in my ute. When I got home it was hot and I was going to wait til it cooled before getting them out and putting them away but I fell asleep. Just had to put it away but in the morning my back is extra dicky and I've probably munted it up for the remainder of the weekend.


Virginia Trioli's violent handjobs.


>>189700 I'm all for breaking up the cancerous ideological discussions of communists and faggots




might get two mcribs and some nuggets for morning tea.




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You've just triggered that one NEET with the collapsing anus.



>tfw also a voicelet

hated speaking up loudly growing up


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[Karen waits patiently for the Somalian pirates.]


Karen frequently replies to me twice in their morning post. I feel extra loved due to that.


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Anyone have any good christmas present ideas for my relatives?

>tfw Christmas gatherings and you have to put on that smile and be super grateful when you get some Chad present or something you'll never use and feel really awkward about it



I never buy anyone anything.



Every year I tell my mother and sister no presents, and every year they persist.



Karen is a great girl



Do you feel guilty because of that?


what do they get you?





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Time to face the day, take care NEETs.



>Do you feel guilty

Not really.


My family does a secret Santa thing where you can only spend $30 at vinnes or Salvo's. Its nice and usually funny.


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Christmas has been dead for me for as long as my mum has been dead.




>what do they get you?

Motherbot usually gives me money, but also still insists on buying a book or something that won't interest me.

My sister's family is fairly poor, so last year I got like a 6 pack of lynx deodorant and some chocolate.


Morning bogans

Starting at a new slave pit today. State distribution centre for Bunnings.



Do you have to work weekends, or are they being nice letting you start on a Friday?



it's gotta be better than the retail store at least. Good Luck


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tfw u get dropped in on by an indonesian-aboriginal-aztec-mysterymeat and think to yourself that things would be better now if the japs did takover the region in 1940s



I do not ktf

Mysterious foriegners rarely visit me





We'll have none of your thai testing around here you ladyboy cunt



did I pass?




You're both getting kept back a year.



Boku no Cunt desu~



We don't need no education


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So, on a whim, I asked out a qt working at the service station near the uni. I've spoken to her before and I'm not sure she has a great grasp on the English language but she definitely understood what I was saying because she turned red, looked down while shaking her head and immediately said 'no'.

While I was driving to get Subway a few hours later, I saw a taxi driver stepping out of his car which he'd parked obnoxiously - right across the curb in front of a bakery with the boot of the car sticking out into the road. While I was driving past, his shirt fluttered up and his enormous, repulsive belly was visible for the world to see. His body made me feel ill.

I need to improve myself, NEETs. I have about 10% more bodyfat than I need, I don't dress nicely most of the time and I don't make any effort to be social anymore.

Is anyone else up for cut weight or die December? or at least no Domino's December?



Cabbage stew.


You cunts have a favourite brand of oyster sauce?




wot aboot lee kum kee?


all Australian aboriginal sauce


suck my fuck


suck my duck


fuck my duck



Who are you quoting?



What a racist bitch.



How should I know? As for my relatives, I am getting one sister Celtic wolf jewellery, one alcohol and one nothing, I am getting my brother a Soviet Ushanka, my mother Celtic horse jewellery and a book on Queen Isabella, my dad alcohol, my cousin the latest book by Raymond E Feist and also my old 1060 gpu, that just leaves grandma and my uncle.

Also, who are you quoting?



I got a present for your sisters



swastika duck?



I'll give them a good old swastika ducking m8



I didn't want to mention this in front of our more racially sensitive NEETs, but yes, I felt keenly the sting of white genocide as I walked out of that 7/11.

What is happening to our country?



Somebody post the webm of the white guy fucking a nigger in front of a swastika flag.


There is no point in making vulgar comments regarding my sisters as I will just hide the posts and never have to see them.



Don't lie. You'll beat off to them.



Would you have to read them in order to know to hide them?



Just scan over them really.



>What is happening to our country?

Our morals have been corrupted by all the anime and kebabs



Anime is actually far more moral than Australian society, it would instill morals in us.



You can make vulgar comments about my sisters in return.

They're a pack of filthy cunts



I don't want to touch them.


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The comments, or his sisters?


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>tfw woke up depressed



What a racist bitch



about whom are you emoting?


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nice ear covers, you heckin' zipperhead


I might do my dishes


Its strange how no one gives me anything to do at work and actively have to find work. I didn't think it would be like this, I thought people would be giving me stuff to do.





How is gf2018 going?



I don't want one so good.


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Pajeeta rejected me today so it's not going well. We could have celebrated Diwali together and instead I'm going to be explaining to my extended family why I still don't have a partner.



I just stalked my ex from the beginning of the year and she's gone from fat to fit

So I guess my gf2018 is in the negative



I'd rather just die at the point in time.




feel like it's over



What are you guys up to?



just watched a movie



any good?



yeah it was ok


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Laying down and despairing. I can perform impressively and I can wield science like Arthur C, but I know from experience that I will never be loved, only judged. Thanks for reading.



Have a wank


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Anyone itt have depression



>no Domino's December

Sounds like a plan, me and you both NEET


Yes mate

35 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to Centrelink and Dan's soon



>tfw depressed



god luck at cenno m8




Friday's wank day, so I'll throw in some goon too


>itt absolutely criminal goon fueled wank


might go for a walk

not exactly much else going on


my balls

suck them



That's a nice way to do it


Had the McRib.



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>wants to hook up with swarthy thot

>the potential outcome of that hook up, if it bore muddy fruit, would be perpetuating white genocide

Getting rejected isn't relevant to white geno unless you're trying to knock up a white broad but Jamal cucks you



I gave your mummybot my spare rib



She said it was like a chicken rib



She still squirted.


Paper books, three phones, six resumes, keys, business cards, pens, three packs of mints and an empty maccas bag on my desk.

I have become ultimate wagie.



You didn't


Alien bitch at the bottom of the page is looking at me funny


An hour and a half to go, planning on doing nothing.


To NEET as an unemployed man is easy, anyone can do that. It takes a true NEET to NEET while wageing.


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Dan O'Clock boyoes.



I want to blow on her forehead


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NK's dad on his lunch break



Gonna give it to the misso this weekend?





WOT…the Engagement ring?



>Engagement ring?

Bit too early for that.



quite impressive calves



Thank you.



Quite impressive thighs.


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Become refreshed!


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Thinking about picking up something for after work


Terrible day at work






What went wrong fren?

I had a pretty unimpressive day at work as well.


>tfw no seeders



Nothing happened and it was boring.



Same for me pretty much, although I have come to the realisation that I really only know how to work on Toyotas made between 2000 to 2010, but technically with my qualifications I can work on any car.



What do you get to qualify you to work on cars? An apprenticeship?



Yeah 4 year apprenticeship which I did a Toyota dealership, I'm working at another dealership now but on cars that g et traded in, so I get all types of stuff to work on.



Make them buy you a service manual for every car that comes in.



I have a laptop with every service manual in it, but it's just so easy to work on toyotas.



Sounds like car racism to me.



Perhaphs, even non Toyota technicians would probably agree that Toyotas are the best cars to work on, truly the master automobile.



The old ones that are just just an engine block, battery and points would be pretty good to work on.



When I was an apprentice I worked on plenty like that from the 90s, piss easy to work on.


Going to start a petition to get the bluegrass tune Cripple Creek renamed. I can't believe such ableist language is being used in current year.



>Cripple Creek



The extend family is coming over. im going to need to pray to dan for some courage to get through this.



I really hate dealing with extended family, I recently heard that one of my uncles left my aunt and their two daughters for some thai bar whore.



>some thai bar whore.

Was she cheap?



An equally importantly, was she a she?


Visited Dan and Centrelink, have to go to the optometrist's now.



I guess.


I hope so.



What sort of opto is open at this time on a friday. Where are you really going, NEET?



prolly a WA NEET



he might be perthNEET



I never understood a few of the lines in that (I've listened to the version by The Band hundreds of times).

>If I spring a leak, she mends me.

What the fuck does that mean?



I never knew it even had words. Only ever heard it as an instrumental.



She patches up his wounds.




fuck this widearse country and it's time zones


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It's all looking a bit sad, grayer than last time.





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The Band's version is pretty good. You should have a listen to this whole album, it's also a movie directed by Martin Scorsese.




Nah man, distinguished.


Going to a bar with the misso

10 hour shifts starting Monday, 32 an hour

Gonna be loaded



good time to start saving



Pop into Dan's on the way back.


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Going to wash the old fella



Already have, thinking of the future now NEET



So you are pre-gooning and get gooned when you get back?


>tfw sufficiently gooned

The sun is still up though, doesn't feel right, fucking daylight savings.



should be like me, I never changed over to DST, if I've got a doctors app I just add an hour



Have more goon and enter the coma


new thread coming


here it is


where is it?







>ignoring reality

I might have to start doing this


I might wait a bit.



bum rash

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