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NK finally takes off and moves onto a new rape dungeon. What will he catch first? Will other NEETs follow his example?

Will the penile and anal HPV among other NEETs increase?

OLD >>274373

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Finished my wank



You could've finished it in the old thread



When did he start?


These titles keep getting worse and worse



it's hard to tell with all his wanking


I have bum and cum issues


I am mildly annoyed than no NEET would entertain the idea that I have 2 instagram whores helping me with my crop






You should have posted instagram boong whores



On further reflection I have decided that this one is superior to the last. Congratulations, neeto.



Do they exist ?



Probably. The aboriginal youth can be quite promiscuous



But boongs can't into computer



The rise of the smartphone has torn down that barrier. Young boongs are as connected as their pale counterparts



That's scary

They're evolving, unlocking our secrets


Back from my vroom vroom, obligatory Dan visit on the way back,



They get whiter and whiter as the years pass and the white fellas take more boongs to bed too. Perhaps our grandchildren won't even know what a boong looks like.


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The return of ArtNEET and the production of more Dan/Craig memes?



Or maybe they'll evolve into super boongs and our grandkids will be chained up in the goon fields



we can only hope



Are they at least hot?


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Yeah, they're ok


cannabis assisted wank



The image could be of a much higher quality tbh


suspicious that the posts died off after the attractive ladies were posted






Off wanking.




I had ah, important things to attend to ok,



Only pure untattooed girls should pose with illicit substances



Noice not too keen on the tatts though


That's not actually my photo I must confess.

I don't think I'm drug dealering right tbh, I haven't got my allotted hoes yet.

Those Hollywood jews tricked me again.



Maybe you could hire a NEET to model for you.


Although I did see a boob when I gave a girl some and she hid it in her bra



You need to deal meth so they can't help but come back again and again


I just had 2 chicken tender wraps. It was good.


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Gonna wash my car, get some more seroquel, drop off this weed, get a haircut and do the groceries

Beautiful day in Melbin, catchya later cunnos


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Meth dealers get their dicks sucked, I get a bit of sideboob

Still a NEET



they are called tendies m8


what should I make for dindins tonight

Spagbol, Stovies or Honey Mustard braised chicken



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I'm on my way neet



all of the above


What is your favourite species of raptor? Mine would be the Northern Goshawk (accipiter gentilis) although I like goshawks in general. I also think the (Falco rusticolus) is stunningly beautiful.



Raptors were rapists, sometimes they'd gang up and rape a t rex






That's just racist lies.

Those raptors were good boys they dindu nuffin



Well, the word does come from rapere, meaning to seize or snatch.


Dolphins actually rape a lot

If they catch a dolphin from a diferent group they beat them up and rape them



Do the dolphin politicians visit the rural and remote dolphin communities to probe their blow holes?


How do you drink goon underwater?



Squeeze the bag after holding the spigot to your lips.



Or try a goon enema.




it's called a goon hole



We'll have no anally consumed goon shenanigans round here m8.

This is a family board



No, that's a boong girl


Fucking roommate turns on the lights in the middle of the day. The luminosity of the room doesn't even increase and yet she insists on having the lights on. Furthermore she never is able to turn a fucking light off so leave my room to find 3/4 of the lights on despite it being 1:30 pm with all the blinds open.



Enjoy the view.



What other annoying habits does she have?



She sews live rats in her underwear and dances round the house singing Michael Jackson songs


Had a 1 hour snooze



Wasting water. Occupying the bathroom for half an hour each time to do some bullshit skin care routine twice a day. 20 minute showers. Complaining about trivial shit for the sake of complaining. I'm going to stop here because I am just making myself angry.



That last wank must have been a good one



All women everywhere believe that all the hot water is for them



that's because women are secretly reptiles in disguise


>tfw mildly Dan'd


>tfw mildy Sadden'd


>tfw severely NK'd


Aboriginal pedophile



Comfortable liquid poo


comfortable liquid brew


Inertial wank


Stationary wank


Pencil wank


Collapsible wank


Telescopic wank


maybe I should get a telescope



All neets should have a big Dobsonian to play with


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Got a steak and mushroom pie today.



That place has some nice glory holes



How do you know?



oh my….


oh dear….



How goes it Nurfen man?


big wank


small wank


gargantuan rape


Average wank


colossal forced intercourse


unwanted mammoth intimacy


smelly anal rape


Indian girl not at Dan's again this week guys, 5 weeks running


Fragrant consensual penetration



unsought rectal penetration



She's gone bro



She ducks out the back every time she sees you coming on teh camera.



/afl/ patrician


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>tfw you are the screen



I'll make ya feel good unna



not even joking, this was about the size of the guy I saw her with (A fellow Dan's coworker) but he was easily 6'5"


I regret deleting all 170gb of that porn but I'm glad I did it.


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Doing this next Friday.




Do you need to hand in the poo posts in person?



So you don't regret it?



Bit divided I guess.



Maybe mostly want to visit the war memorial, a few museums and Parliament



it's a viscious cycle lad, have a wank, get post wank depression, try and be less shit, delete all your porn. regret, start collecting again. do your best to get off the porn lad it's not healthy


Any anime recommendations for someone that liked Hibike! Euphonium? I know there was at least one neet here a year ago that had watched it.



All our weebs have disappeared sorry




Where did they go?



A true executive.



Any particular reason why? It is a far way to go…


Combative wank baton



I loved Hibike. You should watch your lie in april



Just to get away.



They all just stopped posting one day

There was absolutely no screaming and NK was NOT seen nearby wearing a bloodstained japanese schoolgirl outfit


Waiting at the doctor's for Seroquel



Does work call on you on the weekends? I understand the weekend get away to Canberra or going directly down the coast but that journey is long…

Good luck and have fun.




Drive/ride safe.



Okay, thanks. I'm looking into it now.



Going to tell him about the 400mg (or whatever high dose taken was) or was that the other NEET?


I like big boongs and I can not lie



Once I leave work, I get no phone calls, benefits of being a blue collar wagie I guess, anyway, I'm taking some time out of my holidays, leaving with the missus on Friday, staying in Canberra over the weekend, then on Monday down to Merimbula, then back home on Wednesday, Also lucky that my best friend is the assistant manager at work



Cheers, I'm taking the car, too cold for motos in that neck of the woods this time of year.


I've thought about being a maths teacher as it seems about as close to the neet life as you could be whilst still being a wagie. Pay is good for how little work you need to do. Lots of time off etc. Would feel uncomfortable seeing all those 17-18 year old girls though.


honest executive aboriginal masturbation



>Would feel uncomfortable seeing all those 17-18 year old girls though.

You would not BELIEVE how many young sluts throw/rub themselves up against decent (not obese, has a haircut) male teachers, it's more or less an open secret in some departments. Trust.


What is that dumbbell lift called where you start with your hands by your side and raise them outwards into a T pose?



>You would not BELIEVE how many young sluts

Four ?



lateral raise


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Shire is this a big deal? The coolant seems to always run low obviously but can I just keep filling it up?



>Pay is good for how little work you need to do.

You need to create a program of your teaching that is a legal document that can be examined in court. You also need to make assessments to assess the students progress and graded them to the outcomes according to the cohort as your evidence, as you'll get parents bitching about why a students didn't get a particular grade. At school your teaching not doing these tasksI am not a high school teacher


As a person in a position of power, you can get a criminal trial (i.e. tribunal case to lose your ability to teach) against you for the abuse of trust AND the person can file a civil claim against you for damages.



I can't see the max/min line, but if it's loosing coolant, you've got a leak somewhere, hoses look pretty ratty.



You gotta stop having sex with the engine m8



>As a person in a position of power, you can get a criminal trial (i.e. tribunal case to lose your ability to teach) against you for the abuse of trust AND the person can file a civil claim against you for damages.

Sounds like a complicated lift.


Cheers mate.




But yes, just keep it topped up, should be fine, I had an EF Falcon XR6 back in the day with a nasty coolant leak, just topped it up once a week and she was all good.


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At blue mountains


Worst pies ever friend



>Worst pies ever friend

How dare you.



The trick to all criminal trials is to lift with the thighs


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Is this Exeter neet?


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Also met up with my m8/boss, dunno how he's kept that old Kawasaki KLR650 running.


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Do you farm?



>Sounds like a complicated lift.

It happened in NSW that a guy lost his ability to teach several years after the person left high school. She was found to be in a vulnerable position due to abuse at home that I think was known to the school. He lost his ability to teach due to having a relationship with the student who was in a vulnerable position based on a decision in a tribunal. The guy just bought a house before this all started. Then the women brought a civil trial against him for abusing his position of trust and wanted money off him. So he would have to sell the house and didn't have a job…



>Kawasaki KLR650

I almost bought one off gumtree once. The bloke was answering my questions but then stopped responding all of a sudden.




She was 16+ years old when the relationship started.



I was making a joke about your response not really aligning with: >>275266


Schoolgirls are all filthy whores anyway

I saw a Japanese cartoon about it once



Do they have pillow fights in matching lingerie?



They're great bikes, very simple, carburetted and all that, easy to work on, but a rough ride being a giant single cylinder 650.



Nah, more just hardcore demon tentacle rape



Sounds pretty tame. I'd love to see a woman laying next to me in the morning waking up and smiling at me.



You're a fucking sicko m8



Now that's an unconventional modern fetish.



Jesus christ NEET…


Quick, someone ban him before he starts talking about hand holding



Sorry, I am doing too many things at once…


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Get in NEETS were going on a road trip


Carn eags


I've become increasingly hungover as the day has progressed

Surprisingly for 12 standards


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Only one solution then mate



His meth will result in an even bigger come down.



What did you like about it?

Something like Violet Evergarden or Kyoukai no Kanata is a good bet because they are made by the same studio and are of a similar quality. If it was mainly the music aspect you might enjoy White Album 2

t. former weeb


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Got a pork going tonight lads.


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That's when you buy some more

The system works, trust me.


Pair of hot paramedic babes have rocked up at the doctor's to wheel away an executive


I am actually considering purchasing some meth so I can do my harvest all in one go.

Bad/good idea NEETs ?



Bad idea



Good idea for out entertainment, bad idea for almost every other conceivable reason



hey mech…. im wrecked too much goon codeine and cocaine last night out in town…. sorry no creepshots didnt take my vpn phone with me…

just finished a very uncomfortable ride to the shops for pizza and goon im looking foward to quiet one



>and cocaine

you silly silly boong



Have a ritalin



are all enduro riders doomsday preppers ?



Can I have 17 ?



Can you buy a point and send it to me? With some buds too ofc



> saying no to free cocaine

bitch please…..



Kind of, this is when we went to tassie, he had a bunch of MRE's, those big metal box panniers, a tent and all kinds of shit.



Yes certainly.

You are an attractive half naked young lady I take it ?


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Getting inbred's in bed is in inbred in me.


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The goose drank wine

Kill them before they steal your goon


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Gooses about to attack me


I have had a biog day, my back is very sore.

Nan's pergola is still up, it was pretty much just the shade cloth that needed to come down but a lot of the wood was rotten and the nail board things made my hands cramp because there were so many.

She made me a hearty Irish curry that wasn't hot on toast.



I can be



They're going to fuck you up man.



Good onya m8, I bet your nans happy.



road bike on gravel

> nervousness intensifies


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Cunt-ree music museum thing. Very boring.



Be careful they don't goose you on the dick




its ok to quack


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He made some fucking HQ OC. Probably the best I've seen from any board.



Was just an area we stopped for a rest, think it's called Aerosmith mountains, Tassie is motorcycle heaven as far as the road go, speed limit it 110km/h outside of all towns and the cops don't even give a fuck if you are speeding.



Didn't he rape binNEET to death though ?



looks good


Those are some nice looking mixers.



Who's the guy with the hat in the book?


Been waiting for a fuckin hour


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Some lookout over Tamworf



I would have stolen all that audio gear


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im an audiofool who owns a R2R and magnetic tape gets me rock hard…. nice one anon


They turn up at the same time every day




getin a bit too close to me


Wish I had of taken some pics of the Lithgow small arms museum I went to about a year ago, got to play around with a Lithgow L1A1 SLR and an F88 Austeyr, they even had a STG44 and a MG42.



You’d need a furniture removal van. I’ve posted the door code. Alarm code is almost certainly the same forward or reverse.



Is the executive still breathing? Is this why you are still at the doctors?



Comfy, Tamworth has a decent country music scene, I believe they have some pretty big festivals there.



You live in Tamworf?



no, but around that way so to speak




Has one of the best driving/riding roads in the country.




There has to a cost to all his work.


Only got to drive past the big golden guitar. Stupid council has shut the site down for renovations or some bullshit.






Did you give them the golden finger?



don't actually do meth



He's in God's hands now

Some dumb roastie is bitching about her job on the phone and yelling at her sick kid

Fuckin bogan



Look at the magical things that happened to John.



That's a new one. Our exec's are BBN's.



>He's in God's hands now

Oh well, we can't win them all. Did you get your script?



Turned into a tranny right?



Yum, post the fished one when it's readyu.



Not yet

Getting fucking hungry too



order a pizza while u wait



Yes, plus he probably was a good earner in Thailand while hiring own things to fuck.



meth is fine…. all drugs are fine untill you cross the blood brain barrier and mainline it…

drugs = good

needles = bad




Yeah, she seemed thankful. I'm a bit conflicted though, I'm tidying it up so she can move to a little unit because the place is too big for her.

I told her to not listen to any of her kids, my dad included and just do what she wants.



You fucking boong.



The Royal Town of Sutton Coldfield?



Did you take your banjo with you?



You fucking gnoob.




If you can trust yourself to NEVER redose on the same day you should be fine.


>tfw over 200 posts in and not a single OP (You) has been received



rules are made to be broken….



Got a few buds in the shed, I got them at xmas. Year's almost half over. Waiting for misso to go out and I might have a little spliff then have a bath and talk to myself about jazz fusion, that's usually what I talk about in my head, or existentialism, might help my back.



As is should be.



the NPC on a bike offended me. should of been on a lime scooter



Thank you.


Rude! I should have called it the Smelly Anal Rape Edition.



Creating a Gen is not for self, it is a sacrifice. A thankless pursuit.



>jazz fusion

The thinking NEETs music.


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>The thinking NEETs music.

i like to show of my autism by listening to 100% analogue synthpop 5.6 megahertz DSD rips…

> 1bit

> 5.6MHz

> 3.6Gb file size




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Plentiful wank harvest


Wanked intimacy



>are you bored


> she's fine

lol at her life


Wanked ecstasy



What's it like to wank on seroquell?



I find paramedics so fucking hot.



you don't



total wankruptcy


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Music for therapy sessions.



in brissy we have paramedics on bikes now mopping up all the injuries caused by lime scooters some of them are pretty HOT



It's a battle against time. Last night the sedating effect of the seroquel was almost completely cancelled out by the ritalin, ended up wanking until 2am and felt really groggy the next day. Felt really fatigued from the seroquel but not tired



Is that where those funny electric ones came from? They seemed to pop up overnight here.



You need some viagra to balance things out.



they are operating on a TEMPORARY permit from the city council thats up for review in JUNE… they are a cancer and already sent 2 angry letters voicing my opinion they should be removed or at the very least speed limited to 10km/hour


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Nice to hear fellas


>tfw waiting for mummybot to cook dinner



when i used to take gas (amphetamines a long time ago ) i used seroquel to knock me out and sleep through the comedown … taking both at the same time is just plain retarded



I was only prescribed ritalin yesterday, I didn't intend for their effects to overlap


>He isn't from SA



Wanked bliss


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*ahem* have you already forgotten what we did for (You) last week ?



You didn't even elect Anning. Pathetic


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Listen to this.

I am there.


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Dont worry he will be back along side Katter and Dutton and Palmer in the new QUEXIT party… We will get all the science neets and refine uranium and finally nuke Melbourne



>take gas



what website did that one NEET use to find out his heritage?



pornhub.com ?


Home with 16 standards in the fridge.

Gonna have a boong night and then take the week off.

Whats everyone drinking tonight



VB unna



I am on drugs and scared. Help.


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First wank complete.

Shitey can I buy some ritalin off you?


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Based Micheal Hutchence….

> got this on vinyl



Your parents have it on vinyl Joshua

Stop posting their toys and claiming they are yours.


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Sometimes… you gotta take a chance on yourself …


exacerbated wank


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your a gigantic faggot cunt


Wank attenuation


ex-girlfriend bumhole photo wank



A rude and hurtful remark.


Wank extraction


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Had a big pork


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Time for a durry



Don't smoke it in a hurry



Have it with a curry.


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>tfw unimpressed


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that is indeed the feel



This pic and the guy in general reminds me of V-Sauce


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oh that's from that "Drugs are bad" animation

good job singling it out NEET


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They have similar energy.



The look of the depraved soul.


Need a girlfriend lads


wanking rn






Good to see a man that can solve his own problems


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hard ti type when wanking









And that's my story. Every chapter has a beginning and an end. The more you look the more it reveals. The cycle continues the story's beginning and end intertwine.



. T


tfw you think the neetlife is a circle but it's actually a drain


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NEETLife is a cylce though mate as all of us pay patronage to Nurgle the NEET God



Girls smell nice


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As opposed to.



that middle peanut is going to get raped


Might have another cone, durry and then a wank






Have a cone > wank > durry



The other two are after his magic farts.



That's how you end up accidentally smoking wank juice



Do you mess up your redtext on purpose? I don't believe you still don't know how to do it



It's a mystery.



I still dont understand why you cant redtext under a line of normal text

Only the other day I found out how to do italics


Got fucking blue balls right now, hurts like shit can't even wank its too painful







carn iggs


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>smoking wank juice

my sides are in orbit


>tfw thinking about ornamental oriental women



Have a root



Easy for you to say.


Might start eating like a non boong



God bless, the wank extractor.



I've been listening to Asian inspired hiphop samples feeling like a stoned shaolin monk all day


post-wank depression > post-partum depression



> for what purpose ?



Do you imagine any of them tired to your wall on an X and leaving them for hours going on a road trip?



Not quite.

I did leave the handcuffs on the misso behind her back while I sat at my computer drinking beer naked for a while tho



the trick is to get so depressed you cant realise your crippling depression…. or more exactly teeter on the edge of a nervous breakdown and you will be fine


I returned a reversible belt to myers today because it broke after 2 weeks of wearing it, they changed it for another one and I'm pretty sure the exact same thing will happen again…



my poos smell nice


Do you neets really get depressed after a wank?



You executive?



Not me.



when i don't wash my dick, the smegma that builds up smells rather nice



Only after the 4th



I heard Possum likes eating smegma




it's natural



It's a nutritious source for extra vitamins


While the Goddess of Suffering took me in her arms, often threatening to crush me, my will to resistance grew, and in the end this will was victorious.

I owe it to that period that I grew hard and am still capable of being hard. And even more, I exalt it for tearing me away from the hollowness of comfortable life; for drawing the mother's darling out of his soft downy bed and giving him 'Dame Care' for a new mother; for hurling me, despite all resistance, into a world of misery and poverty, thus making me acquainted with those for whom I was later to fight.



Shire I heard a rumour that you ride your bike up to the lookout where you then get the binoculars and try to find someone wanking at home

When you spot them allegedly you shout "CALIETE!"



Have a wank



ur a boong ay





Literally no one except my ex-gf has ever seen where I live

The last time I was in someone elses house was around christmas

A weird feel



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brie chesee on on a pepporoni pizza….

> pizza costs $3.50

> cheese costs $6



No reversable just break a lot I heard



surely mate someone has droven past your house at some point



Cheese comes from cows



Gives it flavour unna



sometimes Cheese comes from Goats and Sheep



or cheesecakes



I have a reversible one and it lasted a few years but I only used the black side though… Would have snapped faster if I did use both sides.



I wish to one dai be this smart



any mammal that makes milk you can make cheese with …

> all my cheese comes from my organic possum farm



Scandalous rumors.



>not platypus milk


Hol' up, could you make scrambled Chicken Periods using echidna Chicken Periods and milk?



>not human milk


Human breast milk cheese



So Chicken Periods only come from chickens?




>tfw no smega pizza


tabithas tiny milkers



> platypus milk

poisonous and autistic creature




Status report?


Bacon comes from pigs


I think blue balls are subsiding


Fucking roommate is so aggro in opening draws. She gives it a hard yank and lets it fly open.



Tell us more




She's doing that since she wants you to give her a hard fucking



Tell her to calm down and be more gentle.



No. Motherbot kept telling people I like bluegrass and play the banjo and I’m all shit the fuck up you stupid woman.



he needs tell her to be aggressive on his dick


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>Sand niggers can't eat bacon



On what, the wank or durry?


I can't wait for Tarrant the Remover to get the Nobel Peace Prize just like Nelson Mandela did.


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dont meme too hard


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Went to a place that does factory seconds/liquidation sales and found this bed and these side tables. Think I might buy them for the new house



Why would he get one when he's not even close to being the jew with the largest kill count against muslims

Bibi rapes his total every day mate



It is quite a notable talent, she is just proud of you.



>no blood stains on the mattress

That's bad luck NK,



I had roast pork and citrus tart for dinner



I wonder if Lushsux visits here

What is Lushsux is actually monk



He explains why he will get it in his manifesto, pretty funny to see the cognitive dissonance at uni when I bring that point up.



Make sure you get some new pillows.



Pretty flash, looks good.



Nurofen reminds me of him, obsessed with memes.



Don't listen to >>275540

Keep the pillows they hold a lot of history. Years of rape DNA are inside them.


Also a pretty girl served my dinner at the hotel and I’m wondering whether I just sell everything and tell work I live here now. They have an office down the road in Muswellbrook I think.



Get rid of the fucking pillows, they are the reason you walk like a fucking caveman in the first place, that and your fucking boong genes.




Yeah ill get some new pillows too, they'll turn yellow and shitty soon enough anyway with my hygiene


>tfw bridal abduction isn't tolerated in the west anymore



And she keeps telling people her son works in cyber security. These cunts don’t even know what a mobile phone is let alone a computermabob



Me being closer to Webby is a good idea.


Wish it would rain.




Raining here in Radelaide.



I have no idea.Why not tell us ?




U just want the codes for train tracker



Does she tell people you drive a commie as well? That's pretty much everything we know about you too. She might know you as well as we do.



>they'll turn yellow and shitty soon enough anyway with my hygiene

Thanks for keeping it positive for me.




Was raining here earlier, something comfy about watching the rain run down the window


If you NEETs won't let me buy meth I'm gonna get whisky and chink food instead



I don't, but that is another reason to be closer to Webby. Going to Webby's to watch trains.



It's more that the wank temporarily disables the depression



Better choices.



Are you wanking 24/7?



memes are al we got left frendo and im about *honk* the real world too


Thinking about her

Thinking about me

Thinking about all the potential future timelines of my life that exist based on different decisions I make



That is my life goal




ive developed a thing for Leaf club recently, still cant mix it properly with ginger ale, never tastes the same as the premix cans



you can have our fucking rain … miserable 2 months in Queensland… literally Melbourne tier wether



God I hate you so fucking much

Fuck off back to 4chan



Its raining in MelJasonBourne too


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> not to be



Dump some sugar in it, that's probably what it is missing.


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Going to have a shower and then a study.



Mine too m8


steamy shower wank


Sticky shower cum stuck to your hand



I'll give it a try with the next one, plenty of time left in the night to figure it out


Don't forget to take regular 20 secondwank breaks every 20 minuets when using the computer



You're supposed to cum on your leg hairs so you get the joy of pulling it out after your shower



I have been caught wanking by my parents 3 times.

One was in the shower



Why did your parent open the shower?



they heard squealing and wanted to make sure everything was alright




Mum was walking down the side of the house and the window was open

There she saw it, the horrific sight of her 17 year old hungover son leaning against the shower wall wanking with a strained near-orgasm facial expression as the shower water flowed through his hair



I feel relaxed afterwards


Need a wank



You need to slow down on the wanks mate.

I will swap you some weed or seroquel for your ritalins


Frogs are out


572.4km to drive tomorrow



Are you remembering Weber’s wanks this week?



his manifesto was written by a jew He's a jew




2 hour drive





is that the unna game?



Did that make you cum faster?



Marngrook sportsball


My balls are swollen, Shitey. You haven’t been wanking enough this week.


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>tfw thinking about how the AFL is trying to expand into China



Koshie loves chinku girls



It'll fail since AFL is too complex for the chinks



Most sports are trying to do that to be fair, the bosses see the population numbers and get a big willy thinking about the money that could create



They’re smarter than the majority of sportball watchers and think it’s dumb



chinks aren't smart, they just have a hivemind so as a collective they appear not retarded


Cone and durry complete

Opened the sangria

You know whats next



sadly this doesn't seem to work for the pajeets



Why are communists always discussing the shared allocation of resources when most are disgusting pigs?


Anyone got a footy stream?



Well the only sport I can think of that chinks are any good at is ping pong and sumo wrestling.



because most communists are lazy and want a free ride, they are actually against giving the means of the production to the proletariate despite claiming other wise as that would entail they have to work



Sumo Wrestling is Japanese also chinks are good gymnasts and swimmers



Is that a king single bed?



>Sumo Wrestling is Japanese

Ahh, no shit.

>chinks are good gymnasts and swimmers

Gymnastics I can understand but don't chinks usually get BTFO in swimming by USA and AUS?





>Don't chinks get BTFOd by USA and AUS

they used to, now they're on the same tier as the US Especially since Phelps is retired now and Australia has been going down hill, the fucking brits BTFO us now



The chinks are probably a year or two ahead of the drug testers at this point in time too


Haven't had my beard this long in a while

Feels dirty and annoying


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I dont think it is long enough yet



Give it a wank



What should I wank to next you south eastern wanker



I think it's a queen, probably get a queen size since it's easy to get sheets and shit and a king size is for fat fucks and hard as hell to change the sheets for



indeed and on that point the best part of the last olympics was Horton BTFOing the chinks


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Bought the generic form of seroquel today


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Also some generic prozac



Less pills more wanks.

Do you want Weber’s sack to explode?!




Let us know if it works the same

fluoxetine fucked my memory after taking it for a year, long term memory is patchy as fug




why are you getting the generics now?


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The generic form of prozac is apparently less effective than the brand name version either way I have ritalin to improve my cognition now



it's cheaper since I don't get seroquel under the pbs



That's actually a good movie, guess people had Arnold fatigue back then



I'm jealous. How did you get your psychiatrist to prescribe you amphetamine-lite? Should I fake ADHD too?


Also got generic seroquel today (as anyone should)



My dad had a webcam in my room when I was in school, whenever I wanked I had to turn it on for him because if I Didint he would beat me up and we wouldn't be able to pay the bills.



I just fixed my blue balls by doing some squats, it was getting pretty painful


2000mg seroquel down the hatch


Those little pink pills have me by the balls

Fuck psychiatrists



Not enough shame and the ending of his story left me wondering? Did he cum harder? Did he dry his hair after the shower?


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Sounds like a cheeky goon to.



That little sluts got a better pipe than me


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Wanna trade?



Would they give you better poos?



Quetiapine Sandoz sounds like a dodgy Mexican bloke



Fucking white people trying to be like boongs, my sister could rip a thumb packed cone when she was 5 unna!


>tfw no speed pills to stop me from being a lazy boong



Nah he gambled a lot so all his wanks went to the loan sharks, he sold his hair to an African transgender man who wanted to date a white Australian man.



They do make you a bit more regular but the quantity and speed of the poo comes from metamucil



I hope that is a midget



Have you ever stopped taking Metamucil?




I'd been on both Ritalin and Dexedrine as a child, so I had a legitimate case. I said I wanted to give Ritalin a try again, as it had helped with my concentration in the past



What the fuck


People get grams of speed in the UK for 10 quid, imagine that


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Having a sniff


Hatechan is shitting itself



>doubt it




we will never know what his sniff looks like


A black camry in the south eastern suburbs of Melbourne driven by a psychotropically affected wanker who goes to Monash

My NEET senses are tingling



Did Dad confiscate your wanks?



We share the HPV



it always is matey


How many of you cunts had a stable upbringing? I had a violent father who died early on and a mother that was both violent and emotionally abusive.



Your story would be more believable if you came from Melbourne


How is that Monash physics neet going?



We can have group HPV doctor bookings.



I just meant life in general. How are you hanging in there regarding your ex and your depression?



I had a caring mum and dad who probably raised me too much as I'm a soft cunt



I wish, I wish…


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I can't see the recently posted pics.



His feels are cyclical. He's on the uptick for now. Hopeful he'll get a bailout if the wank market crashes again.



They take a while to load. Reload the page or click on the images a while after and they should loud when they go back to thumbnails.


Can cruisey enable the jap drawings thing?


Indebted to the wanklord



Righto, starting to work now.



Is Craig's version more or less expensive?



I thought we tried that once before?




When was that?



Have you fixed the mirror?



Can't remember, I just remember it being a novelty. I think it was around the time of trip codes, then it was all disabled. I am guessing that would be around the earlier Gens?


Goon night.



Yeah I remember that.

Do you guys want it just for tonight?

I'll need instructions on how to turn it on.



Night mate.




Is it there in the admin panel?


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Doin alright ya know. Jobs gettin better, starting to stop obsess with the ex so much. Clawing my way out of abject poverty and alcoholism.

Still doin the hard yards this week but I'm hopeful and a little bit excited for the future, it's gonna be a while but I might be able to end up with a totally mediocre, boring normal life and that would be in incredibly positive and stark contrast to the last while and present.

Future is brightening



well, according to multiple people (therapists, psychologists, friends), my upbringing was not good and both my parents were apparently abusive towards me (emotionally, physically). but i'm not sure if it had any effect on the way i turned out



You're getting there mate, you are doing a great job.

Getting your shit together won't happen overnight, especially when you've just been through gf shit.



Yeah, I've ticked Show the oekaki applet in the post form, dunno why it hasn't come up.


It also says Please note: some changes will only take effect once a new post/thread is created. So maybe it'll only happen in the next thread.



Had quite a few cones and darts but I've gone against my word of equaling them in wanks!

It seems I have some wanking to do neeties!!


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50mg of seroquel down the hatch



If I had a wank for every cone and ciggie I had we'd all drown


fark youse carnts wank alot aye



My mirror's indicator protector thing is broken. It still works but I was thinking of changing it too. It doesn't seem too hard, I watched a couple videos on it but I doubt I will attempt it as I don't want to mess it up.



I'm heading to the wreckers soon. We could take ritalin and pull apart cars together if yo uwant


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>We could take ritalin and pull apart cars together if yo uwant

I'm going to use this as a "suggested first date" on my dating profile



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I used to buy and sell cars with a guy like that. I used to invest the money and then get half the profits. He used to use it all on meth and then fix a car a night off his head. It didn't work out that great. I sort of caught him smoking crack at my house and then he stopped working on our car and just left if. I ended up with an Astra and I didn't have my licence at the time.


Old work just emailed me out of the blue with a schedule for this week after I totally ghosted them

They must be desperate


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Dons in danger


dangly dongers



Get the two for one deal


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Send them this.



Sounds like your dad never tapped your potential…


I haven't got it on mine.


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Reloaded the page?



Didn't mean to post that.


16 standard drinks in 4 hours.

Started too early


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Wanked poo



> 16std

i just polished off a goon sack i started at 4:30pm and onto the next one so i raise you…. 20std


Gonna message the ex



Make sure your drunk when you do it




oh no no no no


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How's it gone monk? If I had lots of money I'd pay for you to go a trip and get some photos of you smashing Dutch hookers on a yacht in the med for you to upload on instagram.



Would you go on the trip as well ?

Or just send him ?



Either go with him or pay someone to keep him safe when he is drunk.



Deciding on discussing her hair or shoes

Both she knows I care about

I am more than available for your proposition, sempai



Why are you messaging her though?



I need female attention



I'm pretty sure this NEET >>275727 would wear a wig and dress for you


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I need a wank




Just going to make it worse. Why can't you just sexually harass seventeen year old girls at uni like I do?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


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Are exetel a good isp?



Absolute beauty



Just get tpg


Another durry out watching the rain


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malibu sun goddess 5


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Just smoked the fuck outta' a fag



The rain is very peaceful



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Wish we could just get comfy in the neet jacuzzi


just had a wank



>tfw no Sasha grey gf

God tier ass


I’m on the piss bros


I am high as fuck NEETs shiiiieeeeyyyyett


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Just smoked the fuck outta' a fag


How is the conversation going monk?



Yet to begin



I have a 12 hour shift on Monday. It will be interesting to see how I go on Ritalin.



Send her a dick pic before any dialogue occurs



Have a wank first



I need her to be at least receptive for when I tell her about the haych pee vee



And a diagnosis.




South Australian detected.


Better yet, >>275760 then >>275759



> texting an ex

> talking about STD's

this deserves a vocaroo


Also I did just see a photo update from her friend on instagram where the ex is in lChicken Periodings and a tight top, I am fuming



Rule One to Not Being a Dickhead

Stop Stalking Your Ex


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All over.


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I dunno about being a dick head, it just seems gay


I still don't have the paint thing.


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>lChicken Periodings



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It is haych though, what the fuck do you think it is meant to be

t. Born in Queensland, Raised in Victoria, lives in NSW and works in the ACT


I have been receiving a lot of missed calls from France and Portugal lately

Someone on seek is making a bunch of money from selling telephone numbers



Maybe it's a nice mademoiselle looking for a strapping aussie bloke



i dunno if its seek or rather the service that coles, aldi and many others used that got hacked last year







My name isn't Aaron Daniel I know its you



Settle down Jason.




I got beaten up.



I'm sorry Craig



How'd you manage that?











Me and a mate took 5 hours to drive a 2 hour drive off our heads listening to that on repeat.


Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Me and a mate took 2 hours to drive a 5 hour drive off our heads listening to this on repeat.


Yo nk are you pumped for the new Picard Star Trek series



Not NK but everything I've seen in previews makes it look shit, Stewart doesn't have the touch anymore, and don't get me started on the uniforms

Also are you a /strek/neet


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Just signed up to exetel…


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No I am not, I'm gonna watch tos and pretend it doesn't exist



For wooing the cute deaf girl. I kinda deserved that m8.


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does she like you



based and swolepilled


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Yes, she’s sweet as honey. Too bad I lost the battle and someone stolen the honey away from me. She’s a rare gem m8.





every chick seems to have a bf while no guy seems to have a gf

what a weird world we live in





90% of women are fucking the top 10% of men

…..and i heard this data before facebook existed


Good night friends.



I need some cocaine after hearing this



Well, shit, that is what happened if we let the degeneracy go out of control, which resulted in fewer rare unspoilt honey jars for the men. It’s mind blowing that some incredibly entitled sluts think they can marry me, but no, I won’t date nor marry them but to cum in their vaginas.


>tfw wanna get married but thats uncool



Getting gay married is cool now





You are somewhat right however the deaf girl I speak about are really rare gem and I blowed it. Fuck.



can you tell those girls to date me instead



You are absolutely crazy because the deaf guys are like aggressive chad on the steroids and they guard the rare gems as if it is their properties.




Whisky is good

this is my pronouncement


I hope one day the degeneracy thing get fixed soon as possible.


>tfw objectively recognise that I'm obsessive and hopelessly romantic to a point of self-destruction but cant stop the feels of longing and and desperation


The rare gems is getting rarer and harder to find.



That's just basic logic in relation to resource extraction/depletion


Cruiseys misso is expecting Weber’s son


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There are ways



I didn’t realise it is like resources extraction/depletion.



It's a decent analogy.

Another one is to think of it more like cherry (fruit) picking.

Once the cherry becomes ripe they're perfect for harvesting, leave them too long and they rot, pick them too early and they're bitter.

Every year new cherries grow.

I think I prefer the resource depletion analogy better



you never said her bf was a deaf guy too, anyways he can't hear the shit I'll fling at him so ay


NEETs are prosties worth it


Feeling JUST as JUSTed as I was last night.



Not really but its worth trying

After you try it youll realise its not a big deal



Wouldn't know



Your wallet may not hurt but your soul will



She is single and the deaf guys were hawking at the rare gems like properties. Obviously they don’t want me or others to take the rare gems away from them. The reason for this is same as we do.


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Listening to some fuckin bangin house tracks



Get into a non sexual gay marriage and keep a mistress


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We didn't have those problems before he became BO



Bro you get what you pay for

Safe up and pay 300+ to fuck a qt that will treat your dick like the touch of god


Turn up dat muthafucken bass liiiiine


Pictures are loading real slow tonight fellas.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




I thought I am the only one but apparently not.


When will I ever get a rare gem before I die?



No idea, these gem's generally are all different, have different reactions to different things. And they will require different things not only to be cut but to be maintained.



When you convert to Judaism



I don't know dude, I JUST, I JUST drink blood dude.



stop acting like a nigger


A large amount of cannabis has been smoked tonight



The fear


jump, jump, jump


I'm gonna kill somebody

jump, jump, jump




Finally installed a dark skin for 8ch

Much comfier and doomier



You changed theme?



I did

I see no css NK now



That's the only downside.



It's alright, a lot more laid back than the place I was working at last year. I've fucked up and damaged some of the cars a couple of times but they were pretty lenient about it, Most of the time I just take off the car door trims and cut pieces of tint film into all the different shapes, I've only tinted a window twice because apparently they don't like people doing it for the first couple of months but one of the guys offered to let me try it and apparently I'm pretty okay at it for a beginner. Otherwise it's fucked, the guys who have been working for ten years or so get paid 55k a year after tax. I think it's the combination of waging and constant bullshit to deal with at home really has me tired out, mummybot is always on my case wanting me to get something or other done, all of which is combining into one storm of shit which is raining down onto my mental state.




My final durry



Final for tonight or you quittin?

I'm about to smoke, probably have another before I go to sleep.

I'll be back after I've >>275746


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Durry status: smoked


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>tfw no Chicken Periods left to eat



Have a chicken wank


I still haven't wanked since Monday, this is getting dangerous



I need a chicken for that.

Might have a wank soon before bed but.



You should find out when the next feminist vegan event is and ejaculate on a roastie.


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Why does it show these recommendations?



Dunno, probably to do with the YT algorithm detecting a cartoon drawing as the primary content of NKs video, also the title's very open ended.

Not certain though.

The videos marketed towards children on YT look pretty fucking strange. Kind of glad I had dial-up as a kid and it took hours to download a 20 minuet cartoon.


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when will nk make a new video



When sniff prices come down


At the club



He should make a video on his new goon closet once he's settled into his new abode.


Thinking about pulling an all nighter



Morning poo biscuits



Too soon


Bum pen0r possum rash


Cruisey’s misso very nice for a black lady


Shire looks at trannies at work and sometimes touches their nuts


Car trannies (transmissions) that is. Shire is very heterosexual and masculine and nice.






Always was


Always will be


Weber land

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