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File: 734efd541ab1860⋯.png (777.83 KB, 1024x707, 1024:707, 593dc47f7aa73f7db19d43e6f2….png)

 No.275125

NK finally takes off and moves onto a new rape dungeon. What will he catch first? Will other NEETs follow his example?

Will the penile and anal HPV among other NEETs increase?

OLD >>274373

Post last edited at

 No.275129

Finished my wank


 No.275131

>>275129

You could've finished it in the old thread


 No.275140

>>275131

When did he start?


 No.275141

These titles keep getting worse and worse


 No.275142

>>275140

it's hard to tell with all his wanking


 No.275143

I have bum and cum issues


 No.275144

I am mildly annoyed than no NEET would entertain the idea that I have 2 instagram whores helping me with my crop


 No.275145

>>275141

Thanks.


 No.275146

>>275144

You should have posted instagram boong whores


 No.275147

>>275145

On further reflection I have decided that this one is superior to the last. Congratulations, neeto.


 No.275148

>>275146

Do they exist ?


 No.275149

>>275148

Probably. The aboriginal youth can be quite promiscuous


 No.275150

>>275149

But boongs can't into computer


 No.275151

>>275150

The rise of the smartphone has torn down that barrier. Young boongs are as connected as their pale counterparts


 No.275152

>>275151

That's scary

They're evolving, unlocking our secrets


 No.275153

Back from my vroom vroom, obligatory Dan visit on the way back,


 No.275154

>>275152

They get whiter and whiter as the years pass and the white fellas take more boongs to bed too. Perhaps our grandchildren won't even know what a boong looks like.


 No.275155

File: 2e088bd0c23b5d5⋯.gif (24.38 KB, 750x550, 15:11, 2e088bd0c23b5d51669d425c45….gif)

>>275147

>neeto

The return of ArtNEET and the production of more Dan/Craig memes?


 No.275156

>>275154

Or maybe they'll evolve into super boongs and our grandkids will be chained up in the goon fields


 No.275157

>>275156

we can only hope


 No.275158

>>275144

Are they at least hot?


 No.275159

File: 5c9cb3a89e9260b⋯.png (844.76 KB, 597x599, 597:599, LolIfuckingWish.png)

>>275158

Yeah, they're ok


 No.275160

cannabis assisted wank


 No.275161

>>275159

The image could be of a much higher quality tbh


 No.275162

suspicious that the posts died off after the attractive ladies were posted


 No.275163

>>275159

>tattoos


 No.275164

>>275162

Off wanking.


 No.275165


 No.275166

>>275162

I had ah, important things to attend to ok,


 No.275167

>>275163

Only pure untattooed girls should pose with illicit substances


 No.275168

>>275159

Noice not too keen on the tatts though


 No.275169

That's not actually my photo I must confess.

I don't think I'm drug dealering right tbh, I haven't got my allotted hoes yet.

Those Hollywood jews tricked me again.


 No.275170

>>275169

Maybe you could hire a NEET to model for you.


 No.275171

Although I did see a boob when I gave a girl some and she hid it in her bra


 No.275172

>>275169

You need to deal meth so they can't help but come back again and again


 No.275173

I just had 2 chicken tender wraps. It was good.


 No.275174

File: 8c508f5ec79b63c⋯.jpg (503.85 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1557440004455.jpg)

Gonna wash my car, get some more seroquel, drop off this weed, get a haircut and do the groceries

Beautiful day in Melbin, catchya later cunnos


 No.275175

File: fb3cd60ad87d4bd⋯.jpg (103.22 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, sadpepe.jpg)

>>275172

Meth dealers get their dicks sucked, I get a bit of sideboob

Still a NEET


 No.275176

>>275173

they are called tendies m8


 No.275177

what should I make for dindins tonight

Spagbol, Stovies or Honey Mustard braised chicken


 No.275178


 No.275179

File: 1f1850b4c01d7f8⋯.png (919.17 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20190525-133514….png)

>>275060

I'm on my way neet


 No.275180

>>275177

all of the above


 No.275181

What is your favourite species of raptor? Mine would be the Northern Goshawk (accipiter gentilis) although I like goshawks in general. I also think the (Falco rusticolus) is stunningly beautiful.


 No.275182

>>275181

Raptors were rapists, sometimes they'd gang up and rape a t rex


 No.275183

>>275181

Veloci


 No.275184

>>275182

That's just racist lies.

Those raptors were good boys they dindu nuffin


 No.275185

>>275182

Well, the word does come from rapere, meaning to seize or snatch.


 No.275186

Dolphins actually rape a lot

If they catch a dolphin from a diferent group they beat them up and rape them


 No.275187

>>275186

Do the dolphin politicians visit the rural and remote dolphin communities to probe their blow holes?


 No.275188

How do you drink goon underwater?


 No.275189

>>275188

Squeeze the bag after holding the spigot to your lips.


 No.275190

>>275188

Or try a goon enema.


 No.275191

>>275189

>spigot

it's called a goon hole


 No.275192

>>275190

We'll have no anally consumed goon shenanigans round here m8.

This is a family board


 No.275193

>>275191

No, that's a boong girl


 No.275194

Fucking roommate turns on the lights in the middle of the day. The luminosity of the room doesn't even increase and yet she insists on having the lights on. Furthermore she never is able to turn a fucking light off so leave my room to find 3/4 of the lights on despite it being 1:30 pm with all the blinds open.


 No.275195

>>275179

Enjoy the view.


 No.275196

>>275194

What other annoying habits does she have?


 No.275197

>>275196

She sews live rats in her underwear and dances round the house singing Michael Jackson songs


 No.275198

Had a 1 hour snooze


 No.275199

>>275196

Wasting water. Occupying the bathroom for half an hour each time to do some bullshit skin care routine twice a day. 20 minute showers. Complaining about trivial shit for the sake of complaining. I'm going to stop here because I am just making myself angry.


 No.275200

>>275198

That last wank must have been a good one


 No.275201

>>275199

All women everywhere believe that all the hot water is for them


 No.275202

>>275201

that's because women are secretly reptiles in disguise


 No.275203

>tfw mildly Dan'd


 No.275204

>tfw mildy Sadden'd


 No.275205

>tfw severely NK'd


 No.275206

Aboriginal pedophile


 No.275207


 No.275208

Comfortable liquid poo


 No.275209

comfortable liquid brew


 No.275210

Inertial wank


 No.275211

Stationary wank


 No.275212

Pencil wank


 No.275213

Collapsible wank


 No.275214

Telescopic wank


 No.275215

maybe I should get a telescope


 No.275216

>>275215

All neets should have a big Dobsonian to play with


 No.275217

File: f501f2e74e0622f⋯.jpg (204.68 KB, 1100x498, 550:249, 456456456.jpg)

Got a steak and mushroom pie today.


 No.275218

>>275217

That place has some nice glory holes


 No.275219

>>275218

How do you know?


 No.275220

>>275218

oh my….

>>275219

oh dear….


 No.275221

>>275220

How goes it Nurfen man?


 No.275222

big wank


 No.275223

small wank


 No.275224

gargantuan rape


 No.275225

Average wank


 No.275226

colossal forced intercourse


 No.275227

unwanted mammoth intimacy


 No.275228

smelly anal rape


 No.275229

Indian girl not at Dan's again this week guys, 5 weeks running


 No.275230

Fragrant consensual penetration


 No.275231


 No.275232

unsought rectal penetration


 No.275233

>>275229

She's gone bro


 No.275234

>>275229

She ducks out the back every time she sees you coming on teh camera.


 No.275235

>>275229

/afl/ patrician


 No.275236

File: a064bb252650d4b⋯.png (284.93 KB, 590x496, 295:248, eebbc019850841c0338b9d3ada….png)

>>275234

>tfw you are the screen


 No.275237

>>275229

I'll make ya feel good unna


 No.275238

>>275236

not even joking, this was about the size of the guy I saw her with (A fellow Dan's coworker) but he was easily 6'5"


 No.275239

I regret deleting all 170gb of that porn but I'm glad I did it.


 No.275240

File: 3654f9788bdfdc3⋯.jpg (135.05 KB, 1754x975, 1754:975, 34324324.JPG)

Doing this next Friday.


 No.275241

>>275240

>Canberra

Do you need to hand in the poo posts in person?


 No.275242

>>275239

So you don't regret it?


 No.275243

>>275242

Bit divided I guess.


 No.275244

>>275241

Maybe mostly want to visit the war memorial, a few museums and Parliament


 No.275245

>>275239

it's a viscious cycle lad, have a wank, get post wank depression, try and be less shit, delete all your porn. regret, start collecting again. do your best to get off the porn lad it's not healthy


 No.275246

Any anime recommendations for someone that liked Hibike! Euphonium? I know there was at least one neet here a year ago that had watched it.


 No.275247

>>275246

All our weebs have disappeared sorry


 No.275248

>>275247

>>275247

Where did they go?


 No.275249

>>275238

A true executive.


 No.275250

>>275240

Any particular reason why? It is a far way to go…


 No.275251

Combative wank baton


 No.275252

>>275246

I loved Hibike. You should watch your lie in april


 No.275253

>>275250

Just to get away.


 No.275254

>>275248

They all just stopped posting one day

There was absolutely no screaming and NK was NOT seen nearby wearing a bloodstained japanese schoolgirl outfit


 No.275255

Waiting at the doctor's for Seroquel


 No.275256

>>275253

Does work call on you on the weekends? I understand the weekend get away to Canberra or going directly down the coast but that journey is long…

Good luck and have fun.


 No.275257

>>275253

>>275256

Drive/ride safe.


 No.275258

>>275252

Okay, thanks. I'm looking into it now.


 No.275259

>>275255

Going to tell him about the 400mg (or whatever high dose taken was) or was that the other NEET?


 No.275260

I like big boongs and I can not lie


 No.275261

>>275256

Once I leave work, I get no phone calls, benefits of being a blue collar wagie I guess, anyway, I'm taking some time out of my holidays, leaving with the missus on Friday, staying in Canberra over the weekend, then on Monday down to Merimbula, then back home on Wednesday, Also lucky that my best friend is the assistant manager at work


 No.275262

>>275257

Cheers, I'm taking the car, too cold for motos in that neck of the woods this time of year.


 No.275263

I've thought about being a maths teacher as it seems about as close to the neet life as you could be whilst still being a wagie. Pay is good for how little work you need to do. Lots of time off etc. Would feel uncomfortable seeing all those 17-18 year old girls though.


 No.275264

honest executive aboriginal masturbation


 No.275265

>>275263

>Would feel uncomfortable seeing all those 17-18 year old girls though.

You would not BELIEVE how many young sluts throw/rub themselves up against decent (not obese, has a haircut) male teachers, it's more or less an open secret in some departments. Trust.


 No.275266

What is that dumbbell lift called where you start with your hands by your side and raise them outwards into a T pose?


 No.275267

>>275265

>You would not BELIEVE how many young sluts

Four ?


 No.275268

>>275266

lateral raise


 No.275269

File: 23af6c652c022d1⋯.jpg (1.11 MB, 1080x2220, 18:37, Screenshot_20190525-160404….jpg)

Shire is this a big deal? The coolant seems to always run low obviously but can I just keep filling it up?


 No.275270

>>275263

>Pay is good for how little work you need to do.

You need to create a program of your teaching that is a legal document that can be examined in court. You also need to make assessments to assess the students progress and graded them to the outcomes according to the cohort as your evidence, as you'll get parents bitching about why a students didn't get a particular grade. At school your teaching not doing these tasksI am not a high school teacher

>>275266

As a person in a position of power, you can get a criminal trial (i.e. tribunal case to lose your ability to teach) against you for the abuse of trust AND the person can file a civil claim against you for damages.


 No.275271

>>275269

I can't see the max/min line, but if it's loosing coolant, you've got a leak somewhere, hoses look pretty ratty.


 No.275272

>>275269

You gotta stop having sex with the engine m8


 No.275273

>>275270

>As a person in a position of power, you can get a criminal trial (i.e. tribunal case to lose your ability to teach) against you for the abuse of trust AND the person can file a civil claim against you for damages.

Sounds like a complicated lift.

>>275268

Cheers mate.


 No.275274

>>275269

>>275271

But yes, just keep it topped up, should be fine, I had an EF Falcon XR6 back in the day with a nasty coolant leak, just topped it up once a week and she was all good.


 No.275275

File: 73540a310fdc862⋯.jpg (488.09 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, IMG_20190525_151714.jpg)

At blue mountains

>>275217

Worst pies ever friend


 No.275276

>>275275

>Worst pies ever friend

How dare you.


 No.275277

>>275273

The trick to all criminal trials is to lift with the thighs


 No.275278

File: 7abdcb4f1a982af⋯.png (177.33 KB, 720x773, 720:773, 1526345446775.png)

>>275276

Is this Exeter neet?


 No.275279

File: bd61b6f552ce1ca⋯.jpg (107.6 KB, 801x612, 89:68, 23434234.JPG)

Also met up with my m8/boss, dunno how he's kept that old Kawasaki KLR650 running.


 No.275280

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.275281

Do you farm?


 No.275282

>>275273

>Sounds like a complicated lift.

It happened in NSW that a guy lost his ability to teach several years after the person left high school. She was found to be in a vulnerable position due to abuse at home that I think was known to the school. He lost his ability to teach due to having a relationship with the student who was in a vulnerable position based on a decision in a tribunal. The guy just bought a house before this all started. Then the women brought a civil trial against him for abusing his position of trust and wanted money off him. So he would have to sell the house and didn't have a job…


 No.275283

>>275279

>Kawasaki KLR650

I almost bought one off gumtree once. The bloke was answering my questions but then stopped responding all of a sudden.


 No.275284

>>275282

>>275273

She was 16+ years old when the relationship started.


 No.275285

>>275282

I was making a joke about your response not really aligning with: >>275266


 No.275286

Schoolgirls are all filthy whores anyway

I saw a Japanese cartoon about it once


 No.275287

>>275286

Do they have pillow fights in matching lingerie?


 No.275288

>>275283

They're great bikes, very simple, carburetted and all that, easy to work on, but a rough ride being a giant single cylinder 650.


 No.275289

>>275287

Nah, more just hardcore demon tentacle rape


 No.275290

>>275289

Sounds pretty tame. I'd love to see a woman laying next to me in the morning waking up and smiling at me.


 No.275291

>>275290

You're a fucking sicko m8


 No.275292

>>275290

Now that's an unconventional modern fetish.


 No.275293

>>275290

Jesus christ NEET…


 No.275294

Quick, someone ban him before he starts talking about hand holding


 No.275295

>>275285

Sorry, I am doing too many things at once…


 No.275296

File: 19962a9e8d92657⋯.jpg (119.84 KB, 720x855, 16:19, roadtrip.jpg)

Get in NEETS were going on a road trip


 No.275297

Carn eags


 No.275298

I've become increasingly hungover as the day has progressed

Surprisingly for 12 standards


 No.275299

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB, 200x320, 5:8, CRAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGG.png)

>>275298

Only one solution then mate


 No.275300

>>275299

His meth will result in an even bigger come down.


 No.275301

>>275246

What did you like about it?

Something like Violet Evergarden or Kyoukai no Kanata is a good bet because they are made by the same studio and are of a similar quality. If it was mainly the music aspect you might enjoy White Album 2

t. former weeb


 No.275302

File: a6912b7090eb96c⋯.jpg (4.18 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, DSC_0024.JPG)

Got a pork going tonight lads.


 No.275303

File: d35d87434b9d554⋯.jpg (42.14 KB, 520x346, 260:173, DanShekelMurphy.jpg)

>>275300

That's when you buy some more

The system works, trust me.


 No.275304

Pair of hot paramedic babes have rocked up at the doctor's to wheel away an executive


 No.275305

I am actually considering purchasing some meth so I can do my harvest all in one go.

Bad/good idea NEETs ?


 No.275306

>>275305

Bad idea


 No.275307

>>275305

Good idea for out entertainment, bad idea for almost every other conceivable reason


 No.275308

>>275221

hey mech…. im wrecked too much goon codeine and cocaine last night out in town…. sorry no creepshots didnt take my vpn phone with me…

just finished a very uncomfortable ride to the shops for pizza and goon im looking foward to quiet one


 No.275309

>>275308

>and cocaine

you silly silly boong


 No.275310

>>275305

Have a ritalin


 No.275311

>>275279

are all enduro riders doomsday preppers ?


 No.275312

>>275310

Can I have 17 ?


 No.275313

>>275305

Can you buy a point and send it to me? With some buds too ofc


 No.275314

>>275309

> saying no to free cocaine

bitch please…..


 No.275315

>>275311

Kind of, this is when we went to tassie, he had a bunch of MRE's, those big metal box panniers, a tent and all kinds of shit.


 No.275316

>>275313

Yes certainly.

You are an attractive half naked young lady I take it ?


 No.275317

File: 147128683206701⋯.jpg (79.24 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 15871445_10210856675747966….jpg)


 No.275318

>>275130

Getting inbred's in bed is in inbred in me.


 No.275319

File: aec1c5df8335607⋯.jpeg (1.24 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 6BA4325E-BC6F-4B0E-BFCB-A….jpeg)

Gooses


 No.275320

>>275319

3

6

9

The goose drank wine

Kill them before they steal your goon


 No.275321

File: 4007f125fd6ddb6⋯.jpeg (1.68 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 190303C5-6899-4A88-BDA5-2….jpeg)

>>275319

Gooses about to attack me


 No.275322

I have had a biog day, my back is very sore.

Nan's pergola is still up, it was pretty much just the shade cloth that needed to come down but a lot of the wood was rotten and the nail board things made my hands cramp because there were so many.

She made me a hearty Irish curry that wasn't hot on toast.


 No.275323

>>275316

I can be


 No.275324

>>275321

They're going to fuck you up man.


 No.275325

>>275322

Good onya m8, I bet your nans happy.


 No.275326

>>275317

road bike on gravel

> nervousness intensifies


 No.275327

File: beb4a29b5ec5d0e⋯.jpeg (2.56 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, BC793EEC-D38F-4F83-ADAD-0….jpeg)

File: 06b77fd0d5f8503⋯.jpeg (1.41 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 8B17144E-77FF-471E-A9B7-F….jpeg)

File: c88dd5d285f5451⋯.jpeg (2.53 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 122D5CCC-9834-478B-AAA1-A….jpeg)

File: 8eb9b6724dd4e25⋯.jpeg (1.21 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, F1248EBD-496C-4B49-B562-C….jpeg)

Cunt-ree music museum thing. Very boring.


 No.275328

>>275321

Be careful they don't goose you on the dick


 No.275329

>>275319

>>275321

its ok to quack


 No.275330

File: 86589d8d89f9131⋯.png (26.82 KB, 599x453, 599:453, 6b26e70aa006cd5a60a1641010….png)

>>275155

He made some fucking HQ OC. Probably the best I've seen from any board.


 No.275331

>>275326

Was just an area we stopped for a rest, think it's called Aerosmith mountains, Tassie is motorcycle heaven as far as the road go, speed limit it 110km/h outside of all towns and the cops don't even give a fuck if you are speeding.


 No.275332

>>275330

Didn't he rape binNEET to death though ?


 No.275333

>>275302

looks good

>>275327

Those are some nice looking mixers.


 No.275334

>>275327

Who's the guy with the hat in the book?


 No.275335

Been waiting for a fuckin hour


 No.275336

File: e8dad4610b76672⋯.jpeg (3.21 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, CE8A2369-CB13-4417-ABDF-1….jpeg)

File: 9e68c2042574d1b⋯.jpeg (3.33 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 9A9D6D3F-7C67-4A31-804C-3….jpeg)

File: 9f5393d376cb086⋯.jpeg (3.24 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 75767A31-BC25-41A4-89E9-0….jpeg)

File: 29398b27aae5d7c⋯.jpeg (2.03 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 620AFFAC-6772-4F86-9A2E-2….jpeg)

Some lookout over Tamworf


 No.275337

>>275327

I would have stolen all that audio gear


 No.275338

File: 845ff05bcfc1845⋯.jpg (1.57 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_6884.JPG)

>>275327

im an audiofool who owns a R2R and magnetic tape gets me rock hard…. nice one anon


 No.275339

They turn up at the same time every day

Interesting


 No.275340

>>275336

getin a bit too close to me


 No.275341

Wish I had of taken some pics of the Lithgow small arms museum I went to about a year ago, got to play around with a Lithgow L1A1 SLR and an F88 Austeyr, they even had a STG44 and a MG42.


 No.275342

>>275337

You’d need a furniture removal van. I’ve posted the door code. Alarm code is almost certainly the same forward or reverse.


 No.275343

>>275304

Is the executive still breathing? Is this why you are still at the doctors?


 No.275344

>>275336

Comfy, Tamworth has a decent country music scene, I believe they have some pretty big festivals there.


 No.275345

>>275340

You live in Tamworf?


 No.275346

>>275345

no, but around that way so to speak


 No.275347

>>275336

>Oxley

Has one of the best driving/riding roads in the country.


 No.275348


 No.275349

>>275332

There has to a cost to all his work.


 No.275350

Only got to drive past the big golden guitar. Stupid council has shut the site down for renovations or some bullshit.


 No.275351

>>275350

Spewing


 No.275352

>>275350

Did you give them the golden finger?


 No.275353

>>275305

don't actually do meth


 No.275354

>>275343

He's in God's hands now

Some dumb roastie is bitching about her job on the phone and yelling at her sick kid

Fuckin bogan


 No.275355

>>275353

Look at the magical things that happened to John.


 No.275356

>>275278

That's a new one. Our exec's are BBN's.


 No.275357

>>275354

>He's in God's hands now

Oh well, we can't win them all. Did you get your script?


 No.275358

>>275355

Turned into a tranny right?


 No.275359

>>275302

Yum, post the fished one when it's readyu.


 No.275360

>>275357

Not yet

Getting fucking hungry too


 No.275361

>>275360

order a pizza while u wait


 No.275362

>>275358

Yes, plus he probably was a good earner in Thailand while hiring own things to fuck.


 No.275363

>>275353

meth is fine…. all drugs are fine untill you cross the blood brain barrier and mainline it…

drugs = good

needles = bad

simple


 No.275364

>>275325

Yeah, she seemed thankful. I'm a bit conflicted though, I'm tidying it up so she can move to a little unit because the place is too big for her.

I told her to not listen to any of her kids, my dad included and just do what she wants.


 No.275365

>>275363

You fucking boong.


 No.275366

>>275346

The Royal Town of Sutton Coldfield?


 No.275367

>>275350

Did you take your banjo with you?


 No.275368

>>275365

You fucking gnoob.


 No.275369


 No.275370

>>275353

If you can trust yourself to NEVER redose on the same day you should be fine.


 No.275371

>tfw over 200 posts in and not a single OP (You) has been received


 No.275372

>>275370

rules are made to be broken….


 No.275373


 No.275374

Got a few buds in the shed, I got them at xmas. Year's almost half over. Waiting for misso to go out and I might have a little spliff then have a bath and talk to myself about jazz fusion, that's usually what I talk about in my head, or existentialism, might help my back.


 No.275375

>>275371

As is should be.


 No.275376

>>275371

the NPC on a bike offended me. should of been on a lime scooter


 No.275377

>>275373

Thank you.

>>275375

Rude! I should have called it the Smelly Anal Rape Edition.


 No.275378

>>275377

Creating a Gen is not for self, it is a sacrifice. A thankless pursuit.


 No.275379

>>275374

>jazz fusion

The thinking NEETs music.


 No.275380

File: 780d811c71859d9⋯.gif (1.14 MB, 320x232, 40:29, ohyeah.gif)

>>275379

>The thinking NEETs music.

i like to show of my autism by listening to 100% analogue synthpop 5.6 megahertz DSD rips…

> 1bit

> 5.6MHz

> 3.6Gb file size

https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5735105

OH YEAH


 No.275381

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

lmao


 No.275382

Plentiful wank harvest


 No.275383

Wanked intimacy


 No.275384

>>275381

>are you bored

ya

> she's fine

lol at her life


 No.275385

Wanked ecstasy


 No.275386

>>275385

What's it like to wank on seroquell?


 No.275387

>>275304

I find paramedics so fucking hot.


 No.275388

>>275386

you don't


 No.275389

>>275386

total wankruptcy


 No.275390

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Music for therapy sessions.


 No.275391

>>275387

in brissy we have paramedics on bikes now mopping up all the injuries caused by lime scooters some of them are pretty HOT


 No.275392

>>275386

It's a battle against time. Last night the sedating effect of the seroquel was almost completely cancelled out by the ritalin, ended up wanking until 2am and felt really groggy the next day. Felt really fatigued from the seroquel but not tired


 No.275393

>>275391

Is that where those funny electric ones came from? They seemed to pop up overnight here.


 No.275394

>>275392

You need some viagra to balance things out.


 No.275395

>>275393

they are operating on a TEMPORARY permit from the city council thats up for review in JUNE… they are a cancer and already sent 2 angry letters voicing my opinion they should be removed or at the very least speed limited to 10km/hour


 No.275396

File: 8ede9146b16cbc5⋯.jpg (95.24 KB, 1200x677, 1200:677, ambo.jpg)

>>275387

>>275391

Nice to hear fellas


 No.275397

>tfw waiting for mummybot to cook dinner


 No.275398

>>275392

when i used to take gas (amphetamines a long time ago ) i used seroquel to knock me out and sleep through the comedown … taking both at the same time is just plain retarded


 No.275399

>>275398

I was only prescribed ritalin yesterday, I didn't intend for their effects to overlap


 No.275400

>He isn't from SA

Pathetic.


 No.275401

Wanked bliss


 No.275402

File: c171d69722b66c6⋯.png (582.36 KB, 1806x911, 1806:911, 1558180678317.png)

>>275400

*ahem* have you already forgotten what we did for (You) last week ?


 No.275403

>>275402

You didn't even elect Anning. Pathetic


 No.275404

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>275379

Listen to this.

I am there.


 No.275405

File: f6417036ceaa303⋯.jpg (76.63 KB, 750x757, 750:757, f6417036ceaa3038123bcfe98d….jpg)

>>275403

Dont worry he will be back along side Katter and Dutton and Palmer in the new QUEXIT party… We will get all the science neets and refine uranium and finally nuke Melbourne


 No.275406

>>275398

>take gas

unna


 No.275407

what website did that one NEET use to find out his heritage?


 No.275408

>>275407

pornhub.com ?


 No.275409

Home with 16 standards in the fridge.

Gonna have a boong night and then take the week off.

Whats everyone drinking tonight


 No.275410

>>275409

VB unna


 No.275411

>>275409

I am on drugs and scared. Help.


 No.275412

File: 9668601d8c27a24⋯.jpg (86.59 KB, 650x866, 325:433, 9668601d8c27a24b99070f7231….jpg)


 No.275413

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.275414

First wank complete.

Shitey can I buy some ritalin off you?


 No.275415

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Based Micheal Hutchence….

> got this on vinyl


 No.275416

>>275415

Your parents have it on vinyl Joshua

Stop posting their toys and claiming they are yours.


 No.275417

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Sometimes… you gotta take a chance on yourself …


 No.275418

exacerbated wank


 No.275419

File: dd8abb97b262b3c⋯.jpg (136.09 KB, 640x853, 640:853, max_digitisation (1).jpg)

>>275416

your a gigantic faggot cunt


 No.275420

Wank attenuation


 No.275421

ex-girlfriend bumhole photo wank


 No.275422

>>275419

A rude and hurtful remark.


 No.275423

Wank extraction


 No.275424

File: e08796c9f4a0805⋯.jpg (31.41 KB, 460x283, 460:283, Costa12.jpg)


 No.275425

Had a big pork


 No.275426

File: fa81bffd1b1ed54⋯.png (682.75 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1556532386716.png)

Time for a durry


 No.275427

>>275426

Don't smoke it in a hurry


 No.275428

>>275426

Have it with a curry.


 No.275429

File: 40aa6c78e0ccfd1⋯.png (2.92 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Up..png)


 No.275430

>tfw unimpressed


 No.275431

File: d03bc3852c199d5⋯.png (3.08 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Down..png)


 No.275432

>>275431

that is indeed the feel


 No.275433

>>275424

This pic and the guy in general reminds me of V-Sauce


 No.275434

File: 6dfa638a4e6be67⋯.png (3.95 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Thud..png)


 No.275435

>>275434

oh that's from that "Drugs are bad" animation

good job singling it out NEET


 No.275436

File: 57beada6c0bff06⋯.png (2.03 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Tfw..png)


 No.275437

File: f08ac1ced03fc8f⋯.png (3.7 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Rectum..png)


 No.275438

File: 84fe003df0bb7c4⋯.jpg (85.92 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Costa21.jpg)

>>275433

They have similar energy.


 No.275439

>>275438

The look of the depraved soul.


 No.275440

Need a girlfriend lads


 No.275441

wanking rn


 No.275442


 No.275443


 No.275444

>>275440

>>275441

Good to see a man that can solve his own problems


 No.275445

File: 12774ae6a157b73⋯.png (3.46 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Wicked wings..png)


 No.275446

>>275442

>>275443

hard ti type when wanking


 No.275447


 No.275448

>>275429

>>275431

>>275434

>>275436

>>275437

>>275445

And that's my story. Every chapter has a beginning and an end. The more you look the more it reveals. The cycle continues the story's beginning and end intertwine.

NEETlyfe


 No.275449

. T


 No.275450

tfw you think the neetlife is a circle but it's actually a drain


 No.275451

File: ecf3d2317a38f12⋯.png (138.68 KB, 917x871, 917:871, feels.png)


 No.275452


 No.275453

>>275450

NEETLife is a cylce though mate as all of us pay patronage to Nurgle the NEET God


 No.275454

>>275447

Girls smell nice


 No.275455

File: d5218281e00a7c6⋯.jpg (29.53 KB, 360x240, 3:2, DavidBoong3.jpg)


 No.275456

File: 420b4fd7ba3285d⋯.png (2.99 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Get to work..png)

File: 9626496893e880b⋯.png (3.27 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Wage..png)

File: a8068581e5d4685⋯.png (2.98 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Go home..png)

>>275450

As opposed to.


 No.275457

>>275456

that middle peanut is going to get raped


 No.275458

Might have another cone, durry and then a wank


 No.275459

>>275437

ANAL== ==HPV


 No.275460

>>275458

Have a cone > wank > durry


 No.275461

>>275457

The other two are after his magic farts.


 No.275462

>>275460

That's how you end up accidentally smoking wank juice


 No.275463

>>275459

Do you mess up your redtext on purpose? I don't believe you still don't know how to do it


 No.275464

>>275463

It's a mystery.


 No.275465

>>275463

I still dont understand why you cant redtext under a line of normal text

Only the other day I found out how to do italics


 No.275466

Got fucking blue balls right now, hurts like shit can't even wank its too painful


 No.275467

>>275465

Yes

you

can.


 No.275468

carn iggs


 No.275469

File: ba867f365d5080b⋯.jpg (53.86 KB, 530x534, 265:267, 1547573247998.jpg)

>>275462

>smoking wank juice

my sides are in orbit


 No.275470

>tfw thinking about ornamental oriental women


 No.275471

>>275466

Have a root


 No.275472

>>275471

Easy for you to say.


 No.275473

Might start eating like a non boong


 No.275474

>>275424

God bless, the wank extractor.


 No.275475

>>275470

I've been listening to Asian inspired hiphop samples feeling like a stoned shaolin monk all day


 No.275476

post-wank depression > post-partum depression


 No.275477

>>275475

> for what purpose ?


 No.275478

>>275475

Do you imagine any of them tired to your wall on an X and leaving them for hours going on a road trip?


 No.275479

>>275478

Not quite.

I did leave the handcuffs on the misso behind her back while I sat at my computer drinking beer naked for a while tho


 No.275480

>>275476

the trick is to get so depressed you cant realise your crippling depression…. or more exactly teeter on the edge of a nervous breakdown and you will be fine


 No.275481

I returned a reversible belt to myers today because it broke after 2 weeks of wearing it, they changed it for another one and I'm pretty sure the exact same thing will happen again…


 No.275482

>>275454

my poos smell nice


 No.275483

Do you neets really get depressed after a wank?


 No.275484

>>275481

You executive?


 No.275485

>>275483

Not me.


 No.275486

>>275482

when i don't wash my dick, the smegma that builds up smells rather nice


 No.275487

>>275483

Only after the 4th


 No.275488

>>275486

I heard Possum likes eating smegma


 No.275489


 No.275490

>>275483

it's natural


 No.275491

>>275488

It's a nutritious source for extra vitamins


 No.275492

While the Goddess of Suffering took me in her arms, often threatening to crush me, my will to resistance grew, and in the end this will was victorious.

I owe it to that period that I grew hard and am still capable of being hard. And even more, I exalt it for tearing me away from the hollowness of comfortable life; for drawing the mother's darling out of his soft downy bed and giving him 'Dame Care' for a new mother; for hurling me, despite all resistance, into a world of misery and poverty, thus making me acquainted with those for whom I was later to fight.


 No.275493

>>275489

Shire I heard a rumour that you ride your bike up to the lookout where you then get the binoculars and try to find someone wanking at home

When you spot them allegedly you shout "CALIETE!"


 No.275494

>>275492

Have a wank


 No.275495

>>275492

ur a boong ay


 No.275496

>>275493

*Caliente


 No.275497

Literally no one except my ex-gf has ever seen where I live

The last time I was in someone elses house was around christmas

A weird feel


 No.275498


 No.275499

File: bccafc1c06c4017⋯.jpg (1.83 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_6439.JPG)

brie chesee on on a pepporoni pizza….

> pizza costs $3.50

> cheese costs $6


 No.275500

>>275484

No reversable just break a lot I heard


 No.275501

>>275497

surely mate someone has droven past your house at some point


 No.275502

>>275499

Cheese comes from cows


 No.275503

>>275462

Gives it flavour unna


 No.275504

>>275502

sometimes Cheese comes from Goats and Sheep


 No.275505

>>275504

or cheesecakes


 No.275506

>>275500

I have a reversible one and it lasted a few years but I only used the black side though… Would have snapped faster if I did use both sides.


 No.275507

>>275502

I wish to one dai be this smart


 No.275508

>>275504

any mammal that makes milk you can make cheese with …

> all my cheese comes from my organic possum farm


 No.275509

>>275493

Scandalous rumors.


 No.275510

>>275508

>not platypus milk


 No.275511

Hol' up, could you make scrambled Chicken Periods using echidna Chicken Periods and milk?


 No.275512

>>275510

>not human milk


 No.275513

Human breast milk cheese


 No.275514

>>275511

So Chicken Periods only come from chickens?


 No.275515


 No.275516

>>275512

>tfw no smega pizza


 No.275517

tabithas tiny milkers


 No.275518

>>275510

> platypus milk

poisonous and autistic creature


 No.275519


 No.275520

MONK

Status report?


 No.275521

Bacon comes from pigs


 No.275522

I think blue balls are subsiding


 No.275523

Fucking roommate is so aggro in opening draws. She gives it a hard yank and lets it fly open.


 No.275524

>>275521

Tell us more


 No.275525

>>275523

>she

She's doing that since she wants you to give her a hard fucking


 No.275526

>>275523

Tell her to calm down and be more gentle.


 No.275527

>>275367

No. Motherbot kept telling people I like bluegrass and play the banjo and I’m all shit the fuck up you stupid woman.


 No.275528

>>275526

he needs tell her to be aggressive on his dick


 No.275529

File: d7e4fe88980d66f⋯.jpg (165.64 KB, 694x658, 347:329, 1556627381156.jpg)

>>275521

>Sand niggers can't eat bacon


 No.275530

>>275520

On what, the wank or durry?


 No.275531

I can't wait for Tarrant the Remover to get the Nobel Peace Prize just like Nelson Mandela did.


 No.275532

File: 7e84fc7949a0a19⋯.jpg (192.6 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1558188163564.jpg)

>>275529

dont meme too hard


 No.275533

File: 916c76bcaaeb264⋯.jpg (1.95 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190525_145935.jpg)

File: d6fc164a0a714fb⋯.jpg (1.72 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190525_145958.jpg)

Went to a place that does factory seconds/liquidation sales and found this bed and these side tables. Think I might buy them for the new house


 No.275534

>>275531

Why would he get one when he's not even close to being the jew with the largest kill count against muslims

Bibi rapes his total every day mate


 No.275535

>>275527

It is quite a notable talent, she is just proud of you.


 No.275536

>>275533

>no blood stains on the mattress

That's bad luck NK,


 No.275537

>>275425

I had roast pork and citrus tart for dinner


 No.275538

>>275532

I wonder if Lushsux visits here

What is Lushsux is actually monk


 No.275539

>>275534

He explains why he will get it in his manifesto, pretty funny to see the cognitive dissonance at uni when I bring that point up.


 No.275540

>>275533

Make sure you get some new pillows.


 No.275541

>>275533

Pretty flash, looks good.


 No.275542

>>275538

Nurofen reminds me of him, obsessed with memes.


 No.275543

>>275533

Don't listen to >>275540

Keep the pillows they hold a lot of history. Years of rape DNA are inside them.


 No.275544

Also a pretty girl served my dinner at the hotel and I’m wondering whether I just sell everything and tell work I live here now. They have an office down the road in Muswellbrook I think.


 No.275545

>>275540

Get rid of the fucking pillows, they are the reason you walk like a fucking caveman in the first place, that and your fucking boong genes.


 No.275546

>>275543

>>275540

Yeah ill get some new pillows too, they'll turn yellow and shitty soon enough anyway with my hygiene


 No.275547

>tfw bridal abduction isn't tolerated in the west anymore


 No.275548

>>275535

And she keeps telling people her son works in cyber security. These cunts don’t even know what a mobile phone is let alone a computermabob


 No.275549

>>275544

Me being closer to Webby is a good idea.


 No.275550

Wish it would rain.


 No.275551


 No.275552

>>275550

Raining here in Radelaide.


 No.275553

>>275551

I have no idea.Why not tell us ?


 No.275554


 No.275555

>>275549

U just want the codes for train tracker


 No.275556

>>275548

Does she tell people you drive a commie as well? That's pretty much everything we know about you too. She might know you as well as we do.


 No.275557

>>275546

>they'll turn yellow and shitty soon enough anyway with my hygiene

Thanks for keeping it positive for me.


 No.275558


 No.275559

>>275550

Was raining here earlier, something comfy about watching the rain run down the window


 No.275560

If you NEETs won't let me buy meth I'm gonna get whisky and chink food instead


 No.275561

>>275555

I don't, but that is another reason to be closer to Webby. Going to Webby's to watch trains.


 No.275562

>>275483

It's more that the wank temporarily disables the depression


 No.275563

>>275560

Better choices.


 No.275564

>>275562

Are you wanking 24/7?


 No.275565

>>275542

memes are al we got left frendo and im about *honk* the real world too


 No.275566

Thinking about her

Thinking about me

Thinking about all the potential future timelines of my life that exist based on different decisions I make


 No.275567

>>275564

That is my life goal


 No.275568


 No.275569

>>275563

ive developed a thing for Leaf club recently, still cant mix it properly with ginger ale, never tastes the same as the premix cans


 No.275570

>>275550

you can have our fucking rain … miserable 2 months in Queensland… literally Melbourne tier wether


 No.275571

>>275565

God I hate you so fucking much

Fuck off back to 4chan


 No.275572

>>275570

Its raining in MelJasonBourne too


 No.275573

File: fb89331e89af631⋯.jpg (2.63 MB, 3000x2220, 50:37, 29.44_Last_Action_Hero.jpg)

>>275571

> not to be


 No.275574

>>275569

Dump some sugar in it, that's probably what it is missing.


 No.275575

File: fe5794e478b7284⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 89.3 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, fe5794e478b72843724d95f79….jpeg)


 No.275576

Going to have a shower and then a study.


 No.275577

>>275567

Mine too m8


 No.275578

steamy shower wank


 No.275579

Sticky shower cum stuck to your hand


 No.275580

>>275574

I'll give it a try with the next one, plenty of time left in the night to figure it out

>>275576

Don't forget to take regular 20 secondwank breaks every 20 minuets when using the computer


 No.275581

>>275579

You're supposed to cum on your leg hairs so you get the joy of pulling it out after your shower


 No.275582


 No.275583

I have been caught wanking by my parents 3 times.

One was in the shower


 No.275584

>>275583

Why did your parent open the shower?


 No.275585

>>275584

they heard squealing and wanted to make sure everything was alright


 No.275586


 No.275587

>>275584

Mum was walking down the side of the house and the window was open

There she saw it, the horrific sight of her 17 year old hungover son leaning against the shower wall wanking with a strained near-orgasm facial expression as the shower water flowed through his hair


 No.275588

>>275483

I feel relaxed afterwards


 No.275589

Need a wank


 No.275590

>>275589

You need to slow down on the wanks mate.

I will swap you some weed or seroquel for your ritalins


 No.275591

Frogs are out


 No.275592

572.4km to drive tomorrow


 No.275593

>>275589

Are you remembering Weber’s wanks this week?


 No.275594

>>275539

his manifesto was written by a jew He's a jew


 No.275595


 No.275596

>>275592

2 hour drive


 No.275597

FUCKEN CARN TOIGES


 No.275598

>>275597

is that the unna game?


 No.275599

>>275587

Did that make you cum faster?


 No.275600

>>275598

Marngrook sportsball


 No.275601

My balls are swollen, Shitey. You haven’t been wanking enough this week.


 No.275602

File: 533383f2845ce00⋯.jpg (24.29 KB, 400x400, 1:1, pepe2.jpg)

>tfw thinking about how the AFL is trying to expand into China


 No.275603

>>275602

Koshie loves chinku girls


 No.275604

>>275602

It'll fail since AFL is too complex for the chinks


 No.275605

>>275602

Most sports are trying to do that to be fair, the bosses see the population numbers and get a big willy thinking about the money that could create


 No.275606

>>275604

They’re smarter than the majority of sportball watchers and think it’s dumb


 No.275607

>>275606

chinks aren't smart, they just have a hivemind so as a collective they appear not retarded


 No.275608

Cone and durry complete

Opened the sangria

You know whats next


 No.275609

>>275607

sadly this doesn't seem to work for the pajeets


 No.275610

>>275125

Why are communists always discussing the shared allocation of resources when most are disgusting pigs?


 No.275611

Anyone got a footy stream?


 No.275612

>>275604

Well the only sport I can think of that chinks are any good at is ping pong and sumo wrestling.


 No.275613

>>275610

because most communists are lazy and want a free ride, they are actually against giving the means of the production to the proletariate despite claiming other wise as that would entail they have to work


 No.275614

>>275612

Sumo Wrestling is Japanese also chinks are good gymnasts and swimmers


 No.275615

>>275533

Is that a king single bed?


 No.275616

>>275614

>Sumo Wrestling is Japanese

Ahh, no shit.

>chinks are good gymnasts and swimmers

Gymnastics I can understand but don't chinks usually get BTFO in swimming by USA and AUS?


 No.275617

Wankylphenidate


 No.275618

>>275616

>Don't chinks get BTFOd by USA and AUS

they used to, now they're on the same tier as the US Especially since Phelps is retired now and Australia has been going down hill, the fucking brits BTFO us now


 No.275619

>>275618

The chinks are probably a year or two ahead of the drug testers at this point in time too


 No.275620

Haven't had my beard this long in a while

Feels dirty and annoying


 No.275621

File: a15fc34ab6629f8⋯.png (118.15 KB, 220x317, 220:317, 220px-Ned_Kelly_in_1880.png)

>>275620

I dont think it is long enough yet


 No.275622

>>275620

Give it a wank


 No.275623

>>275622

What should I wank to next you south eastern wanker


 No.275624

>>275615

I think it's a queen, probably get a queen size since it's easy to get sheets and shit and a king size is for fat fucks and hard as hell to change the sheets for


 No.275625

>>275619

indeed and on that point the best part of the last olympics was Horton BTFOing the chinks


 No.275626

File: 1378254166f2286⋯.jpg (3.65 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190525204302.jpg)

Bought the generic form of seroquel today


 No.275627

File: 9fe026fc92af4a3⋯.jpg (3.68 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190525204459.jpg)

Also some generic prozac


 No.275628

>>275626

Less pills more wanks.

Do you want Weber’s sack to explode?!


 No.275629

>>275626

>>275627

Let us know if it works the same

fluoxetine fucked my memory after taking it for a year, long term memory is patchy as fug


 No.275630

>>275626

>>275627

why are you getting the generics now?


 No.275631

File: 6dcbae59d577ac4⋯.jpg (3.49 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190525204844.jpg)

>>275629

The generic form of prozac is apparently less effective than the brand name version either way I have ritalin to improve my cognition now


 No.275632

>>275630

it's cheaper since I don't get seroquel under the pbs


 No.275633

>>275573

That's actually a good movie, guess people had Arnold fatigue back then


 No.275634

>>275631

I'm jealous. How did you get your psychiatrist to prescribe you amphetamine-lite? Should I fake ADHD too?


 No.275635

Also got generic seroquel today (as anyone should)


 No.275636

>>275587

My dad had a webcam in my room when I was in school, whenever I wanked I had to turn it on for him because if I Didint he would beat me up and we wouldn't be able to pay the bills.


 No.275637

>>275601

I just fixed my blue balls by doing some squats, it was getting pretty painful


 No.275638

2000mg seroquel down the hatch


 No.275639

Those little pink pills have me by the balls

Fuck psychiatrists


 No.275640

>>275636

Not enough shame and the ending of his story left me wondering? Did he cum harder? Did he dry his hair after the shower?


 No.275641

File: a774e279ae024af⋯.webm (632.66 KB, 268x478, 134:239, 1558773398742.webm)

OH MY …


 No.275642

>>275638

Sounds like a cheeky goon to.


 No.275643

>>275641

That little sluts got a better pipe than me


 No.275644

File: a733450ea6fdfc7⋯.jpg (738.62 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-05-25 18.58.04.jpg)

>>275631

Wanna trade?


 No.275645

>>275644

Would they give you better poos?


 No.275646

>>275626

Quetiapine Sandoz sounds like a dodgy Mexican bloke


 No.275647

>>275641

Fucking white people trying to be like boongs, my sister could rip a thumb packed cone when she was 5 unna!


 No.275648

>tfw no speed pills to stop me from being a lazy boong


 No.275649

>>275640

Nah he gambled a lot so all his wanks went to the loan sharks, he sold his hair to an African transgender man who wanted to date a white Australian man.


 No.275650

>>275645

They do make you a bit more regular but the quantity and speed of the poo comes from metamucil


 No.275651

>>275641

I hope that is a midget


 No.275652

>>275650

Have you ever stopped taking Metamucil?


 No.275653


 No.275654

>>275634

I'd been on both Ritalin and Dexedrine as a child, so I had a legitimate case. I said I wanted to give Ritalin a try again, as it had helped with my concentration in the past


 No.275655

>>275653

What the fuck


 No.275656

People get grams of speed in the UK for 10 quid, imagine that


 No.275657

File: 578f75929eb8d2d⋯.jpg (3.45 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190525210043.jpg)

Having a sniff


 No.275658

Hatechan is shitting itself


 No.275659

>>275656

>doubt it


 No.275660


 No.275661

>>275658

we will never know what his sniff looks like


 No.275662

A black camry in the south eastern suburbs of Melbourne driven by a psychotropically affected wanker who goes to Monash

My NEET senses are tingling


 No.275663

>>275583

Did Dad confiscate your wanks?


 No.275664

>>275610

We share the HPV


 No.275665

>>275658

it always is matey


 No.275666

How many of you cunts had a stable upbringing? I had a violent father who died early on and a mother that was both violent and emotionally abusive.


 No.275667

>>275649

Your story would be more believable if you came from Melbourne


 No.275668

How is that Monash physics neet going?


 No.275669

>>275664

We can have group HPV doctor bookings.


 No.275670

>>275530

I just meant life in general. How are you hanging in there regarding your ex and your depression?


 No.275671

>>275666

I had a caring mum and dad who probably raised me too much as I'm a soft cunt


 No.275672

>>275666

I wish, I wish…


 No.275673

File: 90c86c169f329e0⋯.jpg (109.24 KB, 488x488, 1:1, methamucil.jpg)


 No.275674

I can't see the recently posted pics.


 No.275675

>>275670

His feels are cyclical. He's on the uptick for now. Hopeful he'll get a bailout if the wank market crashes again.


 No.275676

>>275674

They take a while to load. Reload the page or click on the images a while after and they should loud when they go back to thumbnails.


 No.275677

Can cruisey enable the jap drawings thing?


 No.275678

Indebted to the wanklord


 No.275679

>>275676

Righto, starting to work now.


 No.275680

>>275673

Is Craig's version more or less expensive?


 No.275681

>>275677

I thought we tried that once before?


 No.275682


 No.275683

>>275681

When was that?


 No.275684

>>275657

Have you fixed the mirror?


 No.275685

>>275683

Can't remember, I just remember it being a novelty. I think it was around the time of trip codes, then it was all disabled. I am guessing that would be around the earlier Gens?


 No.275686

Goon night.


 No.275687

>>275685

Yeah I remember that.

Do you guys want it just for tonight?

I'll need instructions on how to turn it on.


 No.275688

>>275686

Night mate.


 No.275689

>>275687

>>275687

Is it there in the admin panel?


 No.275690

File: 8d99ff9d2194649⋯.jpg (45.04 KB, 423x586, 423:586, 1558755287046.jpg)

>>275670

Doin alright ya know. Jobs gettin better, starting to stop obsess with the ex so much. Clawing my way out of abject poverty and alcoholism.

Still doin the hard yards this week but I'm hopeful and a little bit excited for the future, it's gonna be a while but I might be able to end up with a totally mediocre, boring normal life and that would be in incredibly positive and stark contrast to the last while and present.

Future is brightening


 No.275691

>>275666

well, according to multiple people (therapists, psychologists, friends), my upbringing was not good and both my parents were apparently abusive towards me (emotionally, physically). but i'm not sure if it had any effect on the way i turned out


 No.275692

>>275690

You're getting there mate, you are doing a great job.

Getting your shit together won't happen overnight, especially when you've just been through gf shit.


 No.275693

>>275689

Yeah, I've ticked Show the oekaki applet in the post form, dunno why it hasn't come up.


 No.275694

It also says Please note: some changes will only take effect once a new post/thread is created. So maybe it'll only happen in the next thread.


 No.275695


 No.275696

Had quite a few cones and darts but I've gone against my word of equaling them in wanks!

It seems I have some wanking to do neeties!!


 No.275697

File: 3384a9552125056⋯.png (134.91 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.275698

>>275696

If I had a wank for every cone and ciggie I had we'd all drown


 No.275699

fark youse carnts wank alot aye


 No.275700

>>275695

My mirror's indicator protector thing is broken. It still works but I was thinking of changing it too. It doesn't seem too hard, I watched a couple videos on it but I doubt I will attempt it as I don't want to mess it up.


 No.275701

>>275700

I'm heading to the wreckers soon. We could take ritalin and pull apart cars together if yo uwant


 No.275702

File: f4a177367e8116a⋯.png (11.13 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.275703

>>275701

>We could take ritalin and pull apart cars together if yo uwant

I'm going to use this as a "suggested first date" on my dating profile


 No.275704


 No.275705

File: ccfcadc8acd8ccc⋯.png (4.01 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

NASBOONG GANG RISE UP


 No.275706

>>275701

I used to buy and sell cars with a guy like that. I used to invest the money and then get half the profits. He used to use it all on meth and then fix a car a night off his head. It didn't work out that great. I sort of caught him smoking crack at my house and then he stopped working on our car and just left if. I ended up with an Astra and I didn't have my licence at the time.


 No.275707

Old work just emailed me out of the blue with a schedule for this week after I totally ghosted them

They must be desperate


 No.275708

File: 6f6e0d3c0e22133⋯.png (9.58 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.275709

Dons in danger


 No.275710

dangly dongers


 No.275711

>>275669

Get the two for one deal


 No.275712

File: a435d58ade9e05b⋯.png (12.56 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>275707

Send them this.


 No.275713

>>275671

Sounds like your dad never tapped your potential…


 No.275714

I haven't got it on mine.


 No.275715

File: 1c551ee0dd7644d⋯.png (1.06 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>275714

Reloaded the page?


 No.275716

>>275715

Didn't mean to post that.


 No.275717

16 standard drinks in 4 hours.

Started too early


 No.275718

File: 55c0717a97cd034⋯.png (4.83 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.275719

Wanked poo


 No.275720

>>275717

> 16std

i just polished off a goon sack i started at 4:30pm and onto the next one so i raise you…. 20std


 No.275721

Gonna message the ex


 No.275722

>>275721

Make sure your drunk when you do it


 No.275723


 No.275724

>>275721

oh no no no no


 No.275725

File: 8a0259f46b34b82⋯.png (673.66 KB, 737x541, 737:541, 1558776494090.png)


 No.275726

File: cd32560429eb8e0⋯.png (12.27 KB, 549x250, 549:250, Oekaki.png)

(:


 No.275727

>>275721

How's it gone monk? If I had lots of money I'd pay for you to go a trip and get some photos of you smashing Dutch hookers on a yacht in the med for you to upload on instagram.


 No.275728

>>275727

Would you go on the trip as well ?

Or just send him ?


 No.275729

>>275728

Either go with him or pay someone to keep him safe when he is drunk.


 No.275730

>>275727

Deciding on discussing her hair or shoes

Both she knows I care about

I am more than available for your proposition, sempai


 No.275731

>>275730

Why are you messaging her though?


 No.275732

>>275731

I need female attention


 No.275733

>>275732

I'm pretty sure this NEET >>275727 would wear a wig and dress for you


 No.275734

File: 7d5cb1b636a8cf8⋯.png (2.7 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

I need a wank


 No.275735


 No.275736

>>275732

Just going to make it worse. Why can't you just sexually harass seventeen year old girls at uni like I do?


 No.275737

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.275738

File: bb21e1c3d5017da⋯.png (22.14 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.275739

Are exetel a good isp?


 No.275740

>>275738

Absolute beauty


 No.275741

>>275739

Just get tpg


 No.275742

Another durry out watching the rain


 No.275743

File: ec74b605adcc653⋯.png (26.06 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.275744

File: 5fa71719a3f7e08⋯.webm (2.88 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 1540080334886.webm)

>>275734

malibu sun goddess 5


 No.275745

File: 7177fb308e9c2b0⋯.png (26.7 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Walk


 No.275746

File: 82e75cec4e572f2⋯.png (10.79 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Just smoked the fuck outta' a fag


 No.275747

>>275742

The rain is very peaceful


 No.275748


 No.275749

File: 5a2a2edc2b70e8a⋯.jpeg (32.06 KB, 554x554, 1:1, 3054EEBE-A6CF-4FAD-8706-A….jpeg)

Wish we could just get comfy in the neet jacuzzi


 No.275750

just had a wank


 No.275751

>>275744

>tfw no Sasha grey gf

God tier ass


 No.275752

I’m on the piss bros


 No.275753

I am high as fuck NEETs shiiiieeeeyyyyett


 No.275754

File: a6078e8e1234da4⋯.png (5.35 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Just smoked the fuck outta' a fag


 No.275755

How is the conversation going monk?


 No.275756

>>275755

Yet to begin


 No.275757


 No.275758

I have a 12 hour shift on Monday. It will be interesting to see how I go on Ritalin.


 No.275759

>>275756

Send her a dick pic before any dialogue occurs


 No.275760

>>275756

Have a wank first


 No.275761

>>275759

I need her to be at least receptive for when I tell her about the haych pee vee


 No.275762

>>275759

And a diagnosis.


 No.275763

>>275761

>haych

South Australian detected.


 No.275764

Better yet, >>275760 then >>275759


 No.275765

>>275761

> texting an ex

> talking about STD's

this deserves a vocaroo


 No.275766

Also I did just see a photo update from her friend on instagram where the ex is in lChicken Periodings and a tight top, I am fuming


 No.275767

>>275766

Rule One to Not Being a Dickhead

Stop Stalking Your Ex


 No.275768

File: 2e2706e4e91f1ea⋯.png (5.47 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.275769

File: c8a7866dada0d00⋯.png (3.2 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Back..png)

All over.


 No.275770

File: 95017b7709d9d8d⋯.png (9.36 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.275771

File: ed451c3a5b53517⋯.png (4.46 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>275767

I dunno about being a dick head, it just seems gay


 No.275772

I still don't have the paint thing.


 No.275773

File: 3941eca3b988379⋯.png (8.11 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.275774

>>275766

>lChicken Periodings

lol


 No.275775

File: 6ff74f06ecf2362⋯.jpg (1.27 MB, 2000x1332, 500:333, 1558777089315.jpg)

File: d9e893b073318f3⋯.jpg (372.24 KB, 2048x1284, 512:321, 1558768401555.jpg)


 No.275776

File: d8d331058304bc7⋯.png (9.73 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.275777

File: fa2613cc4901c11⋯.png (9.56 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.275778

>>275763

It is haych though, what the fuck do you think it is meant to be

t. Born in Queensland, Raised in Victoria, lives in NSW and works in the ACT


 No.275779

I have been receiving a lot of missed calls from France and Portugal lately

Someone on seek is making a bunch of money from selling telephone numbers


 No.275780

>>275779

Maybe it's a nice mademoiselle looking for a strapping aussie bloke


 No.275781

>>275779

i dunno if its seek or rather the service that coles, aldi and many others used that got hacked last year


 No.275782

IM IN YOUR AREA


 No.275783

I'M IN YOU AARON


 No.275784

>>275783

My name isn't Aaron Daniel I know its you


 No.275785

>>275784

Settle down Jason.


 No.275786

MY EXISTENCE IS A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON


 No.275787

I got beaten up.


 No.275788

>>275785

I'm sorry Craig


 No.275789

>>275787

How'd you manage that?


 No.275790

THE ROLLIN STONER


 No.275791

>>275786

MY EXISTENCE IS A CONTINUOUS LAPSE OF PROPER ANAL CARE UNNA


 No.275792

>>275790

THE RAPING UNNA


 No.275793

>>275786

Me and a mate took 5 hours to drive a 2 hour drive off our heads listening to that on repeat.


 No.275794

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>275793

Me and a mate took 2 hours to drive a 5 hour drive off our heads listening to this on repeat.


 No.275795

Yo nk are you pumped for the new Picard Star Trek series


 No.275796

>>275795

Not NK but everything I've seen in previews makes it look shit, Stewart doesn't have the touch anymore, and don't get me started on the uniforms

Also are you a /strek/neet


 No.275797

File: de4e62ecbe0b174⋯.jpg (35.62 KB, 739x415, 739:415, images(8).jpg)

Just signed up to exetel…


 No.275798

File: 54abc703a04277e⋯.jpg (16.78 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 15399234.jpg)


 No.275799

>>275795

No I am not, I'm gonna watch tos and pretend it doesn't exist


 No.275800

>>275789

For wooing the cute deaf girl. I kinda deserved that m8.


 No.275801

File: 44ca302a1068471⋯.jpg (91.34 KB, 1000x944, 125:118, 8edc4e22b1011c827d7e42f66a….jpg)


 No.275802

>>275800

does she like you


 No.275803

>>275799

based and swolepilled


 No.275804

File: 38242261b6f7ff0⋯.jpg (73.33 KB, 1229x1160, 1229:1160, 1536573940013.jpg)


 No.275805

>>275802

Yes, she’s sweet as honey. Too bad I lost the battle and someone stolen the honey away from me. She’s a rare gem m8.


 No.275806

BURMESE BABIES UNDER EACH ARM


 No.275807

>>275805

every chick seems to have a bf while no guy seems to have a gf

what a weird world we live in


 No.275808

GAS GAS GAS


 No.275809

>>275807

90% of women are fucking the top 10% of men

…..and i heard this data before facebook existed


 No.275810

Good night friends.


 No.275811

>>275794

I need some cocaine after hearing this


 No.275812

>>275807

Well, shit, that is what happened if we let the degeneracy go out of control, which resulted in fewer rare unspoilt honey jars for the men. It’s mind blowing that some incredibly entitled sluts think they can marry me, but no, I won’t date nor marry them but to cum in their vaginas.


 No.275813

>tfw wanna get married but thats uncool


 No.275814

>>275813

Getting gay married is cool now


 No.275815

NOIDED


 No.275816

>>275813

You are somewhat right however the deaf girl I speak about are really rare gem and I blowed it. Fuck.


 No.275817

>>275812

can you tell those girls to date me instead


 No.275818

>>275817

You are absolutely crazy because the deaf guys are like aggressive chad on the steroids and they guard the rare gems as if it is their properties.


 No.275819

I'M FUCKIN' TIRED OF ALL THE PERKS I'VE TRIED


 No.275820

Whisky is good

this is my pronouncement


 No.275821

I hope one day the degeneracy thing get fixed soon as possible.


 No.275822

>tfw objectively recognise that I'm obsessive and hopelessly romantic to a point of self-destruction but cant stop the feels of longing and and desperation


 No.275823

The rare gems is getting rarer and harder to find.


 No.275824

>>275823

That's just basic logic in relation to resource extraction/depletion


 No.275825

Cruiseys misso is expecting Weber’s son


 No.275826

File: 81a3642badfefd3⋯.jpg (42.54 KB, 1015x571, 1015:571, 7c9137dbfab19b1e212b686b52….jpg)

>>275822

There are ways


 No.275827

>>275824

I didn’t realise it is like resources extraction/depletion.


 No.275828

>>275827

It's a decent analogy.

Another one is to think of it more like cherry (fruit) picking.

Once the cherry becomes ripe they're perfect for harvesting, leave them too long and they rot, pick them too early and they're bitter.

Every year new cherries grow.

I think I prefer the resource depletion analogy better


 No.275829

>>275818

you never said her bf was a deaf guy too, anyways he can't hear the shit I'll fling at him so ay


 No.275830

NEETs are prosties worth it


 No.275831

Feeling JUST as JUSTed as I was last night.


 No.275832

>>275830

Not really but its worth trying

After you try it youll realise its not a big deal


 No.275833

>>275830

Wouldn't know


 No.275834

>>275830

Your wallet may not hurt but your soul will


 No.275835

>>275829

She is single and the deaf guys were hawking at the rare gems like properties. Obviously they don’t want me or others to take the rare gems away from them. The reason for this is same as we do.


 No.275836

File: bab1b5462a23150⋯.jpg (2.3 MB, 3008x2008, 376:251, 1558440407708.jpg)

Listening to some fuckin bangin house tracks


 No.275837

>>275814

Get into a non sexual gay marriage and keep a mistress


 No.275838

File: 544796d9d8f1293⋯.png (9.04 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.275839

File: 508b2f9c077822d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 156.85 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, African-gangbang.jpg)

>>275825

We didn't have those problems before he became BO


 No.275840

>>275830

Bro you get what you pay for

Safe up and pay 300+ to fuck a qt that will treat your dick like the touch of god


 No.275841

Turn up dat muthafucken bass liiiiine


 No.275842

Pictures are loading real slow tonight fellas.


 No.275843

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Shiieeetttt


 No.275844

>>275842

I thought I am the only one but apparently not.


 No.275845

When will I ever get a rare gem before I die?


 No.275846

>>275845

No idea, these gem's generally are all different, have different reactions to different things. And they will require different things not only to be cut but to be maintained.


 No.275847

>>275845

When you convert to Judaism


 No.275848

>>275845

I don't know dude, I JUST, I JUST drink blood dude.


 No.275849

>>275848

stop acting like a nigger


 No.275850

A large amount of cannabis has been smoked tonight


 No.275851

>>275849

The fear


 No.275852

jump, jump, jump


 No.275853

I'm gonna kill somebody

jump, jump, jump


 No.275854

DON'T JUUUUUUUUUUMMMPPP


 No.275855

Finally installed a dark skin for 8ch

Much comfier and doomier


 No.275856

>>275855

You changed theme?


 No.275857

>>275856

I did

I see no css NK now


 No.275858

>>275857

That's the only downside.


 No.275859

>>274133

It's alright, a lot more laid back than the place I was working at last year. I've fucked up and damaged some of the cars a couple of times but they were pretty lenient about it, Most of the time I just take off the car door trims and cut pieces of tint film into all the different shapes, I've only tinted a window twice because apparently they don't like people doing it for the first couple of months but one of the guys offered to let me try it and apparently I'm pretty okay at it for a beginner. Otherwise it's fucked, the guys who have been working for ten years or so get paid 55k a year after tax. I think it's the combination of waging and constant bullshit to deal with at home really has me tired out, mummybot is always on my case wanting me to get something or other done, all of which is combining into one storm of shit which is raining down onto my mental state.


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 No.275862

My final durry


 No.275863

>>275862

Final for tonight or you quittin?

I'm about to smoke, probably have another before I go to sleep.

I'll be back after I've >>275746


 No.275864

File: 6a3c16c4136b135⋯.png (6.2 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Durry status: smoked


 No.275865

File: ca38a7c9574ccf7⋯.png (9.83 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>tfw no Chicken Periods left to eat


 No.275866

>>275865

Have a chicken wank


 No.275867

I still haven't wanked since Monday, this is getting dangerous


 No.275868

>>275866

I need a chicken for that.

Might have a wank soon before bed but.

>>275867

>Impressive

You should find out when the next feminist vegan event is and ejaculate on a roastie.


 No.275869

File: de4b599fab2bec1⋯.png (637.79 KB, 1512x724, 378:181, poovideo.PNG)

Why does it show these recommendations?


 No.275870

>>275869

Dunno, probably to do with the YT algorithm detecting a cartoon drawing as the primary content of NKs video, also the title's very open ended.

Not certain though.

The videos marketed towards children on YT look pretty fucking strange. Kind of glad I had dial-up as a kid and it took hours to download a 20 minuet cartoon.


 No.275871

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.275872

>>275869

when will nk make a new video


 No.275873

>>275872

When sniff prices come down


 No.275874

At the club


 No.275875

>>275872

He should make a video on his new goon closet once he's settled into his new abode.


 No.275876

Thinking about pulling an all nighter


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 No.275881

Morning poo biscuits


 No.275882

>>275878

Too soon


 No.275883

Bum pen0r possum rash


 No.275884

Cruisey’s misso very nice for a black lady


 No.275885

Shire looks at trannies at work and sometimes touches their nuts


 No.275886

Car trannies (transmissions) that is. Shire is very heterosexual and masculine and nice.


 No.275887

Poo


 No.275888

Balls


 No.275889

Always was


 No.275890

Always will be


 No.275891

Weber land




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