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Drunk and high
I finished the old thread off for you all. Lazy noots.
Good morning you bunch of vagabonds
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goon morning neetos
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what about this one ?
She could still smell us though
What the hell, I still don't have the paint thing. I even cleared my cache.
Things were easier man.
I had about a half gram joint and I feel fucking munted. That's the first time in quite a while. I'm not going to church, I don't think I can handle listening to anyone.
Unfortunately, I had a few panicky moments last night. I forgot about those things while bent. Some cunt was outside, he just parked there so I turned all the lights off but couldn't stop listening to the music I was listening to. Think I'll go to HJ's for breakky in a bit.
>55k a year after tax.
That's not that bad, that's over $70k.
Nice of you.
I know a guy with DID, most of the time he stutters but a couple of his personalities can talk well. One is a woman. None of them can remember what the others do. It's really strange.
<deaf girl grunts as her eyes roll around looking at nothing
Most of the time vaginal discharge is perfectly healthy. It serves as an important function of the reproductive system and helps keep the vagina clean.
Discharge contains a combination of dead cells and vaginal bacteria. It typically has a characteristic, but inoffensive, smell (which may be stronger in some women because of sweat glands in the pubic area), and is usually clear, creamy, or slightly yellow in colour.
The normal amount of vaginal discharge that's produced every 24 hours is somewhere between 1 and 4 millilitres. So, a little less than a full teaspoon.
During the cycle … discharge starts off as dry and sticky. As we approach ovulation and there is an increase in oestrogen, the discharge changes consistency and becomes a little bit like an Chicken Period white … stretchy and slippery," Dr Bateson said.
"What that's doing is actually optimising the ability for sperm to swim through the mucus at the fertile time."
(Why do products exist to conceal discharge? Discharge is genius!)
"After the Chicken Period has been released and we pass the fertile phase, you get a decrease in oestrogen and an increase in progesterone, and the mucus changes again to become thick and sticky.
10mg of ritalin down the hatch
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It seems to better now but it is still very slow…
>it is still very slow…
That's ok, I'm a bit that way myself
I wanna fuck the bird
You're very lucky that you have a tiny 2D pens then
Are you feeling 50% or 25%? I am feeling more 50% than NK today.
maybe not interesting to the people on this board, but the refugee policy still makes me irrationally (rationally?) angry.
hell, Norway even treats us NEETs better, let alone refugees. it's apparently quite easy to obtain neetbux over there
It's pretty easy to get the bux over here beyond the waiting periods, it's the amount of bux you get that is the issue.
Interesting drawings. I don't know how I feel about the camps but if those people are ever going to make it Australia that is more worrying that letting randoms straight in those people in the camps sound very mentally disturbed they sound worse than people in NK's rape dungeon as that experiences only lasts so long .
Lmao he literally copied stock photos and then copy pasted google images. If it was some amazing art I can see this worthy of being news. But we didn't even get to see what he drew there
What I wonder about is why we care about these people:
I would not be seriously surprised if the family of the decreased tries to sue the owner or the government over some strange technicality.
I heard of of someone breaking into a business, it caught fire and they couldn't escape. The family sued the business because there were no fire exists, but the business was bared up and not meant to be entered through the way he broke in. I have another story about a business owner who got attacked with a machete that was lodged in his head during the attack. The police wanted to charge him and interviewed him, but he escaped the charges after killing the guy because he said he could not recall his actions after he was attacked. This country has many, many issues.
Thought I had lots of time, I've been up since 7. Will need to rush now to get to HJ's for breakky.
What would you do if you were blind?
Probably kill myself if I couldn't adapt. I could live without a sense of smell and hearing, but my sight is very important to me.
i agree, but he does seem actually capable of drawing on a technical level. pic related (from the article)
If blind peoples other senses are heightened does that mean they get a better wank ?
who cares about these people? the media reports on it and we're meant to care
>we're meant to care
Why, I would furious if someone took my stuff and destroyed it for their own personal gratification.
Fucking cunt 8chan nigger
Had a big post 3/4 written and then the ads turned on and it disappeared
I like how Ritalin feels when it peaks, but I don't like the comedown. I feel agitated. Does Dexedrine have a shitty comedown?
Why are you taking it on the weekend are or you working today?
get a qt support worker to read the gen out to me
>Please, please describe the quality and quantity on his poo picture today.
I don't need eyes to tell it's not good
studying pornographic videos?
Went to the supermarket and purchased some milk and some apples
I wish I was working on the weekend
You're really not exuding a neet aura
I had a shift yesterday from 7am - 12pm, wish I could get more
Wish I could work more than 76 hours per fortnight
Give it time, give it time…
stop trying to be healthy neet. you need those medical certificate exemptions from Dr Pajeet
imposter neet identified. please immediately remove yourself from this area, or face immediate deportation
Unless you're a boomer with back issues or an actual retard med certs are impossible nowadays. The times of saying >tfw depressed to Dr Pajeet will be remembered fondly.
he is breaking rule three which states:
3. No impersonating another NEET.
I have obtained exclusive footage of NK's first morning in his new house !
Any tips for being more productive?
Do things early in the day
the early neet poos on the worm
> fridge condenser as a grill
fucking genius boong. gotta try that one…
Clown sex then a BBQ! What a life!
become a chef then, just don't expect to be paid for the 20 hours overtine
unpaid extended wanking session
what are you all up to today, nets?
I only work clerical roles
Remember to demand penalty wanks for Sunday
work as a indigenous cleric mage unna
watching a highly kino Tyke x Gypsy farm fag film
Why do people care the television show Stranger Things?
It's been fucking up for me too.
What was the post about?
Peoples care television shows Stranger Things because like it.
I did some washing, then went to get some breakky and went to the shops. I got doggo a new bed, hopefully he doesn't rip it straight away. I got a digital tv antenna so I can watch footy without the stream dying. Now I am home and plan on doing nothing. I was a bit munted driving around, cops driving past made me a bit sketchy.
>What was the post about?
>tfw thinking about Ross' mustard semen.
A very productive morning
high effort wank post
>thinking about Craigs Ketchup Smegma
I see cruisey's misso has come over to visit
You could buy an actual boong for that much
Good afternoon NEETs, just woke up.
Thanks OP for using my OC.
PS. The rape cows are back in full force.
We wondered why the site was slow…
NEET king hasn't made a youtube video in like a year. He should make one of the new house once he gets settled in
Time to cull the green horde
The day of the scissor is here
Wasted the day so far. Going to try and salvage it.
thats impressive NEET
I dunno weed but that would be several grand right?
Not if he smokes it all.
No, I'm trying to quit porn and wanking.
Going to have a neetnap.
Going to have a neetnap.
I think he calls it "testing"
White fella in the front looks terrified
I did not get towers like this last time.
And there's 32 of them
And all the rest
I feel particularly jewish right now
what happened neetum?
Nah bro you're tru blu ausNEET quality breed dole bludger
Looking very good.
Nice, weather looks better then SA. Fucking cold and wet here, might go for a walk tomorrow if conditions are better and take some photos.
Those are indeed some big boong buds
>poor little white guy
thoughts on the present state of burgerland?
I just woke up
This is a problem
When you gotta go, you got to go.
Cheers guys, I'd honestly love to shout you all a smoke if I could.
But I won't because I am paranoid like the fox that got arse raped by the boong.
Waking up isn't the problem, sleeping is.
Meth is the answer
You'll be empty ball sacks in no time m8
You'll be emptying ball sacks in no time m8
You're empty ball sacks
WHY IS THIS WEBSITE BROKEN FUCKING HELL
Fucking lag got me, my apologies
The police confiscated all jims pigs so we're being powered by ladyboys on treadmills now
Got a big wank planned for when I get home
Somebodies doing a shit job of lashing those sissies. Hand me the whip and i'll handle it
My apologies for mistaking saying you emptied sacks of balls and not ball sacks.
>Hand me the whip and i'll handle it
Oh no, it's the other NEET does the ball sacks, I just spotted a chance to be a cunt.
Do I take a heroic dose of seroquel tonight or stay up all night and day
I'm a little bit sorry but you really should wash more often
the website is more neet than any of us
>Oh no, it's the other NEET does the ball sacks
Higher than the 400mg dose?
I shower daily you mong cunt
Think I'll need the help of Dan to tire myself out today
Dan doesn't stock seroquel
wonder if NK raped the neighbours yet
If they were the clowns, yes.
What should I do regarding footwear at the uni gym? I want to be able to have showers but I don't want to catch Pajeet's fungal infection. Should I risk it? (What everyone seems to do.) Thongs?
I want to hear how that goes. He may be the next with an oriental two gfs
a little bit not sorry but you really should wash more often
Just finished #WankingOnWeber
How do I start going to be earlier? Tried getting goon (as usual) and it didn't seem to work.
Do you smoke? I find it keeps me up to like 2am
Lol, wagie. Looking forward to tomorrow I bet.
Am I clear to not wear thongs considering they disinfect it each night?
Didn't mean for it to come across as insulting, having something to tire you out during the day and force you to get up early is a good strategy. A job fills both and is hard to slack out of.
Righto, seemed it a little out of place is all. I go to the gym and sometimes jog on my off days. It isn't quite enough to tire me though.
Being mentally tired is also a factor at times
No, I am who he is replying to though.
My back's playing up a little, #WankingInWeber might do me in.
Did you wank the dog?
With Ritalin, there's a fine line between euphoria and anxiety/agitation
Alternating between euphoria and butterflies
Just wabnked and then failed the captcha five timres.
Oh my… at least 20 9/10 cuties are in the park. I found a mythical real life mean girls picnic… MUH
I have a thing for really tall girls and girls with unusually long hair. Shame there isn't much intersection.
And the days are not full enough
And the nights are not full enough
And life slips by like a field mouse
Not shaking the grass
A whimsical reply to a thoughtful question about nothing
Another creation you thought could change your life
Another person you thought would change your life
Just another mouth to feed
What the fuck are you looking at?
Did I ask you to love me?
Did I say you could love me?
Offer them some goon and show off your rare pepes.
HOW MANY STOLEN WANKS?'
this shit reminds me of the time someone stole a comercial plane, did a barrel roll and then commuted suicide by plane
I bet the guy who stole the ferrari wanted to die but wanted to fulfill a dream of being in a high speed police chase in a supercar and I don't blame him
God Speed you fucking madman
why do we have Island detention centres, We should kill every refo who tries and comes here
Tell them that its Reconciliation day tomorrow and they should reconcile with you and your unna heritage
my hands are so fucking sticky
I reckon I could get someone high with my finger right now
Lamb & Potatoes Train Station
I mean there are dozens of countries they could find decent refuge in. Israel is pretty close..
That sand nigger in the article came here by boat, he doesn't say from where but I'm almost positive it would have been Asia/Oceania.
getin way to close neet
The Tenterfield Saddler would have been rolling in his grave when his faggot grandson started singing dancing and got a butt load full of AIDS
I heard if you're on meth, take a poo on that sword and have a wank you become The new NK.
Brisbane just now.
I thought if someone raped him they'd steal the rapebow serpent powers
I felt your aura grow stronger this morning and then start to fade.
>I felt a strong disturbance in the autism
>As if 6 million NEETs had a wank at once
The white dog driver refused to stop at the tiddlic frog statue. That was the boong frog that drank all the water or something
I know that story !
All the animals spear the fuck out of boong frog and he turns into boong echidna
Then they all get pissed and rape each other.
My grandpa used to get his son in law to go and pull them because he never smoked and all the fibres in the air would get him too bent to do anything.
When on efukt I found some site that listed all the porn sites and 8chan is listed there with a review
Gravy train at Lamb and Potato station.
Goin for a tear and share
Ethical wanking principles
But you don't share it
I’m instructing our driver to hit every cyclist he sees while we’re travelling between Brisbane and the Sunshine Coast. Hopefully we get you.
I'm going to iron my shirt for tomorrow and then I'll wank
I bought a new mouse trap, it's a cage they get stuck in. I was trying to get the dog to catch them when I let them loose but he keeps losing them.
My new course of action is to drop them in an old bin and then drop a sledgehammer on it.
I can't think of a way to do it without being slightly cruel.
I iron mine in the morning and then they're nice and toasty. It's part of my wagie routine.
Shaving my dirty hobo beard
They are too smart for that. I need to keep buying new mouse traps because after a couple days they learn that they should evade them.
I have mouse traps, sticky pads, that mouse trap thing that chokes them with neutering rings and now this cage thing.
Take the next step and iron them while wearing them.
What will you use to saver the wing juice now?
My nipples would break the iron.
Isn't the sword in the stone different to excalibur as the latter came from the lady of the lake?
Good luck with that bro I'm on the river right now
> 1.5 litres of goon
> 300mg of codeine
> 20mg of promezathane
> 15mg of Valium
> DOWN THE HATCH
The bridge is lit up IN ALWAYS WAS livery too. Respect.
Still waiting for shitey to post a vocaroo.
I like to have everything prepared the night before, or else I become overwhelmed and forget things
Yes, but country people can be a bit strange.
Good, in a bus you shouldn't miss too many.
There is even an /ausneets/ thread under fast threads in the preview.
yes we are a bit odd
That sort of shit pisses me off as it clearly exists to attract tourists and nothing else.
No wonder we end up with so many sexual NEETs here.
Meet him at the Spud and Mutton bus stop on his way back.
Yeah the standing stones still clearly had the drill marks from where they were split off from the bigger rocks.
Yeah we game their "velocity" system by haveing a single general with a large amount of replies
It makes me giggle that all the glow in the darks monitoring 8chan are exposed to NK poos as part of their job.
Maybe they have coven meetings there when the tourists aren't about.
Friendly though. Patted quite a few doggos lately.
The reviewer doesn't seem to understand how to navigate our site. He doesn't seem to understand how boards work and just clicks on the fast threads.
He'll find porn of some sort by doing that.
>This is a pic of all Golden Logie nominees except Waleed Ally who is missing
I wonder why :^)
Don't do that, especially after the cow faggotry.
Costa is a tru blu aussie ripper legend. Just like Steve Irwin. You can just tell by his hair after the camera is off he goes into his garden and rips his home grown cones
I FUCKING HATE THAT CUNT
I bet he eats 30 dollar avocado on toast and preaches to people about organic food that cost 10x as much as regular food.
That isn't who we are.
You gotta admit his hair do is sick though
The Joke is that Costa probably scares Waleed heaps, Wally probably knows Costa will put a pipe up his bum bum
Yeah, I'm making 90k a year working for ASIO documenting poo posts.
I will put up a big flag next to the highway saying Boong Lives matter and he will know he has gone past me
I hear he only sources the finest aboriginal smegma
I once woke up after farting in my sleeping bag when I was sick and had the foulest smelling wind you can imagine. I'm still not sure if I just happened to wake up or if the smell was bad enough to wake me up.
Nah man, I don't like him. When I watched tv Burke was on and now people I don't trust go on about him. He seems like a likable guy.
You can't trust cunts like that.
Why was the ADF in PNG for a while? What was going on? Was it really just keeping the natives from killing each other?
and we do it for free
They're probably very civil and friendly to one another.
Burke was a quality cunt, don't let the media fool you
I went out Horse Raping with him once and it was a wholesome quality time, we even had Craig and Costa join us
If anyone deserves a logie it's Costa
Monk lost his thongs.
Costa probably is but Waleed is a paranoid cunt
Why the fuck was Costa not chosen to be Chicken Periodman for the new sonic movie
Waiting for my trip to coles before I hit the cones
Why were the normalniggers so upset over the animated sonic character?
You should have a wank first
I just had my second wank. It was rather forced
Waleed is a tru blu aussie ripper legend. Just like Nick Rewolt. You can just tell by his smile after the news is over he goes into his apartment and searches youtube for for reruns of funniest home videos from the 90's.
God bless the wank extractor
>tfw thinking about ornamental oriental women
I bet good money that Waleed Ali has at least once been on the NEETGen, he's probably the /leftypol/ mod that bans Abos
Are you Jewish and do you own real estate?
Waleed Ali has never been on the Gen.
>The video, shared on Instagram by Brown Cardigan with the caption: “If this doesn’t rattle your cage, then you’re not Australian.” has been viewed more than 300,000 times.
This fucking fake Australian shit pisses me off so much. I swear to god I'm sick of these fucking reddit using steve irwin loving upper middle class faggots going on about how Australian they are, over using terms like arvo, cunt, true blue etc. I fucking hate them all.
>the /leftypol/ mod that bans Abos
RACIST WHITE DOG UNNA
Your kindness knows no limit.
you're not a real straya cunt unna ay
Did any of you cunts say sorry today?
how do you know this
I bet there would be some news cunts who would of came here to research a story after Tarrant did that favor for the jews, but then got scared off after realising this board isn't a terrorist board, we're just a board of indigenous activists that want to wank in peace, so the media abandoned mentioning us since we all know the media hates aboriginal sovereigntists
You do it thoughtfully though. Especially that one NEET that saves the pictures with the original file name for future use.
Tomorrow is boong day you fucking boong
I said sorry to mummybot for being such a lazy boong while I am feeling sick.
DAY OF THE SPEAR UNNA
what the actual fuck is there problem, this isn't an a joke anymore, /leftypol/ is more racist than /pol/ at this point
Racist cunts deleted it before I could ask why communists are such fat disgusting people?
While Reconciliation Day is only a public holiday in ACT, it is also the first day of National Reconciliation Week, which is Australia-wide. The date for the holiday was chosen because on 27 May 1967, 90 percent of Australia’s population voted in a referendum in favour of amending the national constitution in regard to indigenous peoples.
26 May (Sorry day)
National Sorry Day is an annual event that has been held in Australia on 26 May, since 1998, to remember and commemorate the mistreatment of the country's Aboriginal People. During the 20th century, Australian government policies resulted in a "Stolen Generation", described by John Torpey as "Aboriginal children separated, often forcibly, from their families in the interest of turning them into white Australians".
On 26 May 1997, the Bringing Them Home report was tabled in Parliament. The date 26 May carries great significance for the Stolen Generations, as well as for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander communities, and its supporters among non-indigenous Australians
It's today you uncircumcised boong lover
Sneaky fucking boongs tryna get TWO days !
>seel ya one for a goon bag unna
ah, fucking wew
I haven't been ejaculating as much recently despite not changing the frequency of my wanks. I've been drinking lots of water and eating well so I don't understand what is going on. Might take a few days off to avoid wankruptcy.
I'll give ya half a beer with a ciggie butt in it
fuken whoite dawg CUNTS.. its fuken our bord aye and they stoled it from us n used up all r server space
I wonder if a search on "white dog cunt" would bring up us or one of the bestiality boards
He was probably scouted but refused after the contract stated he would have to shave the beard.
Remember Tone's, you're here forever..
unna isnt your board.
always was always will be unnaboriginal land
That's part of my propaganda. I will take /dans/ and /ozneet/ once monaro slips up and admits it's his.
There all racist cunts m8 better off without em
Apparently there's muslim boongs out there somewhere
fuck how did you know I was the /dans/ bo as well
Also mate if you want to claim them then claim them, I lost the password
They recruit them in prison.
Are you actually telling me you've never heard of Anthony Mundine before
Didn't know he was a muslim though
He doesn't look like one
yeah well whats he blown up?
fat girls bottoms
Thats because he's a convert mate
>Thanks for the manure NK, this is really quality stuff!
It would be kinda funny to be called an infidel by a boong
>Bloody hell, take a whiff of that, absolutely teeming with nutrients!
I know what it's teeming with, and it's more than nutrients
Middle aged mums can't resist the masculine sent of Costa's beard, they're instantaneously moist at the site of him.
Even the young boys can't, they can only wank in awe of the unit.
We have NEETs older than that lady,
ooh little arrow things, nice
It took me a while to notice the guy in the background who was wanking
who wouldn't at the sight of costa
That's not a triforce
Check this one out.
Rebecca our lesbian asio handler will be going crazy trying to work out what these mean
My guy's name is Dwayne.
the Cock Johnson?
I sometimes call him that based on his attributes but I don't think that's his actual name.
Bought that bed and bedside tables today should get it delivered in the next few days, moved some more odd shit into the house after a wander through kmart. I placed a order with exetel for NBN so if I'm lucky I should have it going within the next two weeks.
Put some diffusers in the house just to give it a nice smell so people don't know that I live there. Saw the other neighbour walking home with her bf but luckily I was reversing out to go home so I Didint have to waste my Sunday afternoon talking to them.
You're off to a good start mate
I was thinking about starting a go fund me page for you to help you buy a few sets of pillow covers.
as long as he got some nice fresh pillows to go with them
Costa knows what he's doing..
Congratulations NK, your house looks fantastic, maybe I'll come by one day and sniff sniff in it
That pic is so good I have now created a Costa Folder
After Tony memes crashed in value last week it looks like Costa is the new hot ticket item that is about to rise in value
Few more milk crates and you'll have a dinner table.
he will need a sheet of plywood for the table top
He's a very diverse character.
Sup, how has your day been
Make a costa abo pepe
That's a challenge, I'll get back to you on that one.
At least you're not getting banned by Imperialist Aboriginal haters who are larping as communists
wank to costa abo pepe porn
you gotta move on neet, don't let their hate bring you down
Hating communists is good for the soul
No white dogs allowed
Fuck dinner tables, I'm gonna eat in my bed as usual
We've all had a little boong in us at one stage or another
Thanks NEET, I made this Costa Abo NK to forget the hateful neoliberal imperialist abo haters UNNA
gay, I always eat in my bed
Well, if it's not giving you a mood debuff then you must be a psycopath
Thinking about chucking a sickie
You forgot his luscious long locks
tell your boss that you want the day off because you're an aboriginal and it's a national holiday for them
>I don't think it's fair for me to attend work on such a day when there is such shocking unemployment among aboriginals
oh fuck I knew something was off, thanks NEET
Confident about doing a wage
I was gonna tell him I have to go to the docs for the HPV result but thats a half day at best.
Could I e-mail and say I need the day off tomorrow because I'm sick? They would expect a certificate faaark
>tfw I get the day off tomorrow because indigenous proctolgy rights
based and unnapilled act council has done something right for a change
tell him you need to go to either Joondalup or Canberra for indigenous cultural reasons
confident about doing a wank
For wank business
>doing a wank
That sounds wrong somehow
yeah cuz, thats the gen code word for indigenous cultural reasons ay
maybe because I'm not doing your mum
I hope not, she'd be rotted to fuck by now
just say you have cramps and a bad discarge from your penis and you can't possibly go in to work
Fuuuuuck the idea of a sickie is firmly on my mind now
No, go to work.
We don't want loud weekend wagies cluttering up our comfy weekday gen
lol you're stuck with that anyways NEET since tomorrow is a public holiday over here
W A N K R U P T C Y
I M M I N E N T
No bailout available.
Don't say I don't do anything for you. I don't even like him.
I like it, not bad at all.
I've been trying to find a smug picture but he's always got his mouth open.
Just saw this on nerve centre
Makes sense, they were the first lot of cum sluts to raid us.
is /leftypol/ telling me I'm not allowed to be a socialist because I'm an abo
getting pissed with these cunts
>It's an undertale pic
Wew, I know how to counter this, and for a change it isn't abo posting, say the word go NEETs and I'll start spamming against them with the best known anti undertale weapon
I think it'd be best to avoid them. Raiding is silly. You should hide flag too, I don't want them coming here.
You should make a:
Hi my name is John post…
but start with:
Hi fat disgusting pigs, I am a proctologists in a rural and remote indigenous community
Ok, but if as soon as anyone needs it, I'm ready with 70 phil collins pictures to spam at cuckertale "fans"
Depressed as fuck lads
Fed up with my shitty lifestyle
I wanna eat nice food and go on a hike somewhere or go to the beach with someone
I'm getting really tired of just being drunk each night to escape my stress, this is no way to live but I can't seem to change it
I really should stop eating so many of these mints.Some days I go through 20 which is equivalent to 100 smokes worth of nicotine. Most days I have no idea how many I have.
I was having tea and forgot I had one in my mouth because I always have one and accidentally swallowed it and it sort of got stuck to my throat and now it's burning my wind pipe. This isn't the first time it's happened either.
Why don't they like Phil Collins? They are a shit board with a shitty attitude problem.
not jokin mateys, underfails are gay ay
I had a creme brûlée for pudding.
The cute waitress from Belgium or somewhere like that asked if I wanted more wine but then came back and said her manager said she had to get the money first. I was all like no worries love and told her to keep the $2 change. Bet she had to wring her cumdies out after that exchange.
off to bed neets, i'll have comfy catch up in the morning
I dunno if its the same people but back when Undertale released there were some people who pointed out similarities between themes in the game and Genesis songs, this then lead someone to use that as a shitpost and fill entire undertale threads with Phil Collins, and associated edits and shit, with a joke being that Tony Banks is a Jew who is also Toby Fox, this has lead to undertale being unable to be mentioned on 8chan without someone linking phil collins which likely has pissed off the fags who actually like underfag like Peter Gaybriel
tldr: Phil "G-d" Collins is FUKN based and goat mom is best waifu and Alphyss is Trash only liked by gays like Peter Gaybriel tbh
Also Kris Benoit
Also an old guy on the group said he used to “work like a nigger” at the dinner table tonight.
Have fun at work tomorrow, wagies.
Was it you trying to put the idea of a sickie in to our heads?
why aren't you working weber?
So… he did nothing?
um maybe read the posts you miss m2^3
That was probably Monk up to his old tricks
Hes on a roadtrip with his mummy
is he going on a roadtrip to bully monaro
I don't think it's his mummybot at all.
Clearly Webber has seduced a wealthy widow and he plans to murder her on this cruise for the inheritance.
How come cellarbrations doesn't get a personification?
That guy is dead to me. Never shall we partake of hamburgers.
Do you really need to ask?
There’s a couple of those on the trip. Might be worth mowing a few lawns and cleaning the gutters occasionally
If you can put up with old lady sex it could be a comfy NEEThood tbh
I’m the one who is sorry. Sorry I let you defile my inbox with your sugar-coated words.
That might be my new career.
I'm gonna whore shy sweet young NEETs out to dirty old ladies.
100mg of seroquel down the hatch
I know, I still shop there though since Dan is a 45 minute walk compared to 10 minutes for the local bottleo.
I may forgive you tomorrow
Make him tell you a story
Monaro: tell me a story!
I’m going to bed now, so you have 8 hours
interdimensional hawking wank
Post that vocaroo you lascivious wank gastronomer
once apon a time there was a big boong, then tony came and wanked the boong, meanwhile Shire watched and yelled "CALIENTE!"
Are you going to touch any trannies this week?
Tony wanked his own son?
please don't call Cindy a tranny again
Yes Tony wanked NK, it was very hard and very long
Then who wanked the dog ?11/1?1!
Car trannies you rude boy
Uhh you bigot the correct term for them is "Transformers" and they are allowed to identify as cars whether you hate it or not ay
Engadine maccas wank + defecation
I hate it when you take a nice car home and discover it's got a big gear stick
Done about 1/3 of my work.
Gonna relax and smoke scissor scapings and have a drink.
So how much smokable shit do you get from all that plant
How bad is pot for your lungs relative to durries?
Crippling workplace and financial stress induced furious rage wank to hardcore pornographic video compilations played over hard speedy techno
I got 38 oz last time, this time looks better.
Won't know exactly for a few days
Just listened to you can't hurry love NIce song
Strange girlfriend shocking wank with bad sitcom in background
So I'm guessing you'd keep like about 10 of it and sell the rest or something?
I just got two missed calls from a legitimate hotel in the city
I'm quite paranoid about it
He drives in a van and uses it to lure neets into there.
Did they find the cumdies?
6 for me
I donate the rest to bogans and boongs in need
Pot isn't great for your lungs but it's (for me personally) much better on the lungs.
Although I'd say my lungs are probably better then when I was smoking weed all day this time last year even though I'm smoking durries daily. Probs due to the fact I'm only smoking 5 ish durries a day and exercising, where as when I was smoking weed I was on at least 10-20 cones a day (mixed chop).
In conclusion, there's more bad chemicals in tobacco and smoking pot you're still inhaling carbon.
Just judge yourself from direct experience.
based, if you're every in my part I'd buy off ya
5 durries is still a lot mate
Love this cover
Is this you 18yo neet?
It's kinda diferent too, you draw pot smoke deep and hold it longer
Be interesting to see what serious studies say now it's getting legal and shit
No? I'm one of the 19y/o neets. Nearly 20 which is scary.
That was me, the cool neets are watching Harry Potter 15 in the conference room
did you apply for them
Possibly but not that I directly recall
Why would they call at 9:45 on a sunday night about a job application tho
They want you to start tonight
howmany people know bowralNEET?
Socially or biblically ?
That's $40 he missed out on
socially, i know half of you know every neet off by heart
Indeed, I've been contemplating quitting the past few months but I enjoy it too much. I always did have a rather addicting personality.
Be more interesting for sure.
I'm interested if scientists have done any studies between big corporate tobacco and natural homegrown tobacco in relation to long term health effects.
I've always kinda wanted to grow my own baccy.
Nah I'm 18 still cunny
I'm open to meet new people ;)
it seems like there is heaps of 18 year old NEETs, tonnes of 28 year and 30 year old plus neets but no 22 year old neets but me
Based and UNNApilled cuz
Yeah that's where I live you white dog
Fucking wyatt dog aye unna
Really thinking of quitting
quitting wot CUNY
What do you work as neet
I AINT GREEK YOU RACIST CUNT UNNA
Has tone raped ya yet?
The bird should've also been going "neet neet" with someone else saying "fly free neetling!" but I was lazy.
Fuckin gubbas a whiote fuckin dog unna
Does he rape pollies or is he raped by them?
Those wanks I had last night really cured my blue balls
Looks like he was the product of rape.
You know what they about it "running in the family"
You have 8 hours to tell him a good story. Extra points for each chapter in a vocaroo.
It's the least you can do to make up for how you've upset him.
I think he should have to do an apology dance too
>tfw you cough and do a hard fart and your bumhole hurts and now I'm gonna go check my jocks
He has no legs and the top of his head is flat
Ladders are unobtainable
when you got a reason for disability youre set for life unna
Idk, dsp bucks didnt really make me happy. i just pissed it all away on booze and videogames
Do prostitutes give a discount if you're on dsp ?
I hate it when that happens but it makes my head hurt and spin.
Only if youre physically wankicapped
Feeling like dropping out of life and living with my estranged Mum in Qld while I try to get my head right before I try real life again
You've still got arms mother fucker
If this legless cunt can go the Kokoda trail then you can climb cliff.
My VPN is set to singapore. All the whatismyip sites say it is singapore. I can't get on to http://rutracker.org/ due to an ISP block regardless of the country. How the fuck is this happening? I know about the DNS blocks but shouldn't my VPN dodge all that?
Hold up, Bosnia works for some reason.
Yeah, but he cheated.
Got some gook to carry him half the way
Nope, Bosnia has stopped working. Still get the notice about the Federal Court of Australia which is scary.
Try 126.96.36.199 or 188.8.131.52
Network adapter > Prefs > IPv4 Settings > DNS
I'm tethered to my phone using 184.108.40.206 dns app on it and it loads fine. You might need to refresh dns cache if it loaded through your vanilla connection
I don't remember hearing that part.
No shame in getting a mate to help you out when you're struggling.
Regardless, the cunt at least tried and probably made better time then a lot of people could.
Fuck you and the range rover you rode in on
He doesn't, just goes to work and spins around on his chair and refreshes emails.
It's a perfect job for a NEET.
Its a modern form of torture
I wish I was a busy professional with something important to do
If you wank enough you can float right on up and achieve your wildest dreams.
I'm going to talk with a government representative tomorrow and advocate for a man with spina bifida. All I will do is use terminology that the rep who is commissioned and doesn't care understands which will make me look like I know what I'm doing in the eyes of the bloke I'm advocating for and get about the same as we would've even if I wasn't there which ultimately will be inadequate but I can blame a different department of the government for it.
Everything is meaningless, it's just that from the outside it looks important.
I dont have mates though
its a DNS thing mate, even with a VPN you might get fucked
based and unna pilled
Those dogs will learn UNNA
I legit am a bit angry at the wagies who don't like they do nothing for their job
Can we fucking swap jobs for a day and you'll see you're a bunch of whiney cunts UNNA
You better not be the apprentice because that isn't a job
I work as Tony Abbotts assistant, mate its fucking hard keeping up with him since everytime I look away he's already jogged off half a kay with his fist up an abos arse
He needs to run that fast, big tiddied boong babes don't stay still for no one.
Its not doing nothing that is the hardest part
Its feeling guilty about a lack of productivity that you cant seem to fill which causes stress, which requires sickies
you think the boongs are fast, just wait until you see Tony, not only is he olympically fast but he can get changed from a suit to this in less than 3 fucking seconds, and he can change like that no matter the circumstance
In fact once when he was about to be removed as PM you had every fucking MP in the Liberal party surround him because they knew what he was going to pull as soon as Cathy Freeman walked in, but even despite that he somehow got past every single one of them and had his fist in Cathy's arse, who also had a headstart in I think 15 seconds, yes thats 15 seconds to get changed, dodge 50 MPs and run 200 meters to catch Cathy
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if they're not giving you enough work then simply stop giving a shit about it
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Cancerous thumbnail but an amusing 30s video.
Top fucking kek, that's basically the sort of shit I wish I had the balls to do
Time for some tear and share
A very nice video
He has inpressive stats, I wonder if he can keep this all up being out of office
I'll tear if you share.
Now that he's out of office is where you'll see his full power, I've heard that he's already ran from Manly to Joondalup in order to team up with NK and rape as many boongs as possible
I mean you guys are wondering why NK has a new house already, but the answer is easy, Tony bought it as the Joondy Rape HQ
Who is still going into work in the morning, now?
Not me, Still NEETing another week.
Gonna catch some zzz's, good night.
Up and at ‘em wagies. This hotel bed is comfy.
The day of the helicopter is coming, leftypol.
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Not /comfy/ fellas. :(
Cody burnt out on YouTube's bullshit and lost his girlfriend and got put on academic probation.
Also the feds raided his garage looking for fissile material and he posted a timelapse video of them doing it. What an absolute mad cunt.
20mg of ritalin down the hatch
[[ autism subsides ]]
My room had two queen size beds next to each other. Could had slept with 3 or 4 poojeetas if I’d known in advance.
We need to stop engaging with Shitey until he posts his vocaroo.
Just noticed her hair is long enough that she could accidentally poo on it if she wasn’t careful.
Feeling a bit toey this morning after five days of no wanks. Hope I don’t soak my cumdies when I see Bindi today.
What are you saving your essence for?
Well I was just going to use the trip an an excuse to avoid porn and wanking for two weeks, but then also I also just remembered that AI blowjob robot I funded the kickstarter for back in January is supposed to ship late May or early June.
I'm struggling to breath and have a sore back. It'd freezing cold and I couldn't get out of bed when my alarm went off at 6. When I did, my phone said it was 7:30 witch put me in a half awake stupor, something's wrong with it and it syncs with Canberra time. Now I'm 22 minutes behind schedule and work is 0/38 over for this week.
Also out ex dep ceo is back today after a workplace claim.
You better hope it has a quality drainage system and doesn't short out when you drown it.
He didn't write you your story.
>AI blowjob robot
Tell us more, NEET.
That was Monaro, and he did write a two line story last night.
Say hello to her from us.
I shall endeavour to.
That makes more sense.
Has mankind reached beyond its grasp?
I wonder if these will raise or lower the market value of blow jobs
Also, G'mornin NEETs
As it is now, it depends on the consumers supply and demand.
i'd gladly have costa put his pipe in my bum bum
Now I wonder if a robot blowjob would be a sin according to the bible.
It's not adultery and I'm pretty sure your semen won't land on the ground so I think God should be cool with it.
Look at this talmudry.
Wage on brethren, wage on.
Kek, I can also do an argument saying gay blowjobs are ok as long as the penis stays in the mouth forever
>it is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person
Imagine if you were able to use this talent for good, and not for evil.
I'd probably have to go into politics then though
>tfw we could have had this glorious unna instead
Let's face it, people here only LARP as NEETs.
We were all neets three years ago and don't want to leave
Drug Lord is a profession
It's a hard life
Although I did work 9 hours yesterday and probably the same today
>waking up at 9am
Do neets actually do this
I wake up at 4-5 am
My years of waging ruined me for NEETlife
Never. NEETs often get mistaken for wagies because they wake up while the ragie wagie is commuting home after a long working day.
Do you guys NEETnap much ?
I tend to have a few smoking induced naps a day
The only time I feel the urge to nap is when I am unable to do so
Mine happen accidently, I'll have a smoke, start reading then fall asleep
If I try and nap deliberately I never can
Reminder for all NEETs:
Wanking more than twice a day may result in the permanent cancellation of your Newstart / DSP payments.
government mandated wank limit
I went into wankruptcy yesterday then
I wank once a day with breaks of indeterminate length throughout
Do Centrelink job providers get a job people a job? Or do they just watch you sit at a computer and apply for jobs and threaten to cut off your payment? I'm really looking for one, but am too nervous to get one myself.
Having a break
Took another 20mg of ritalin at 10:45am
Waiting for it to kick in before I come off my break
I managed to get Dan and Shirtless boong in the 8chanmania Tag teams for next week
Should be good
They don't do jack shit m8
Only purpose in those places is to give work to fat middle aged women and foriegners that work there.
They don't even watch you apply for jobs
Being a neet is so 2016 anyway
All the cool kids are noots now
I'm in bed enjoying my sickie
No correspondence from boss man
> MUH CLIMATE CHANGE
For Fuck Sake Albanese is DOUCHEBAG
it was the abc news 24 live stream … thank god Albanigger is gone now
My uncle was friends with Albo back in the day, There's a photo of them together with bob Hawke.
Unfortunately for you, they were not
Photoshop it so they are naked please, make sure to use big penis
I sequester your refusals
Old Mrs Hunt
Had a rough cut front
Not a front cut rough
But a rough cut front
Say that 3 times fast NEETs
50mg of refusal down the hatch
Are.. are you my ex gf ?
I've shaved the hobo beard into an asian style goatee with no connection to the mustache
I’ll post some more tonight after I’ve had a drink or three.
I wonder how many guys have said "crikey!" as they plow her
They’re having a 21st birthday party at the zoo on July 24 for her. I didn’t realise she was middle aged already.
My keyboard is older than her
*Proud Winner of Nurgles Keyboard 2018
Seen similar volumes of semen and animal shit
Now that's just uncalled for m8
My keyboard has been shat on heaps less than bindy
The semens probably right though
I'd Love and cherish the fuck outta Bindi
How long till she's starring in furry porn ?
She is wholesome.
Her brother on the other hand…
9 minutes till the sickie is over
She looks like she needs a good spanking to me
>tfw no blind deaf Ausneet Serb gf
you know how they say people lacking one sense have much stronger remaining senses? I bet she's wildly sensitive to touch
tfw iwn move our of parents basement coz iwn get a job and dole will never be raised.
tfw ywn be raped in your sleep by NK while couch surfing at the NK compound.
is the job reporting website not working for everyone else?
It shits itself all the time.
I still use the 13 32 76 number to report in
You're upper aged
Had three assignments all due today at five. Started working like a dog at seven this morning and did everything really well. The most work I've done this year easily. Going to celebrate with a nice schnitzel. Feeling severely impressed.
Her sense of super smell might preclude a NEET bf though
How does that work? Like i just list all the jobs over the phone to some worker?
Good onya m8, it's good when you can get motivated like that
probably, the BO, goon sweat, and wank residue would do it.
shave the sides of the moustache off
Nope, it asks,
>have you applied for the requisite jobs as set out wank wank
>Have you fulfilled your job contract wank wank
>Do you have any change of circumstance to report ?
And that's it, they try and make you do some voice storage bullshit but you can refuse it.
As a hortler stash or to align it with the lip?
Pretty gay, muttonchops next time.
What do you think.
Why did you black out the nose ?
Are you secret boong,nigger or jew ?
Could be a boong jew like NK.
wait so just to clarify this is for the x jobs per week shit right?
Sounds like a lot of wanking.
What happened to the neet that was getting calls from the hotel? Has he become a call girl for the old ladies?
or something like this
Ah, that's how I report in fortnightly.
I do the jobs thing on paper and drop it off.
Sorry if that was wrong
Clear signs of abbo ancestry on that nose
>why you don't pass out in India