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File: c200f74fa3b432a⋯.jpg (338.14 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 345e8b50ab840c8882c3ff8cff….jpg)

 No.275877

Which of one of our esteemed bottle shop franchises will reign supreme?

Read the next 751 posts and find out!

OLD: >>275125

Post last edited at

 No.275879

Drunk and high

Still awake

Fug


 No.275892

I finished the old thread off for you all. Lazy noots.


 No.275893

Good morning you bunch of vagabonds


 No.275894

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>275893

goon morning neetos


 No.275895

>>275893

>>275894

Goon morning.


 No.275896

>>275894

This post has been done before (by me)


 No.275897

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>275896

what about this one ?


 No.275898


 No.275899

>>275898

She could still smell us though


 No.275900

Good morning friends.


 No.275901

What the hell, I still don't have the paint thing. I even cleared my cache.


 No.275902


 No.275903

>>275825

wew

>>275839

Things were easier man.


 No.275904

>>275850

I had about a half gram joint and I feel fucking munted. That's the first time in quite a while. I'm not going to church, I don't think I can handle listening to anyone.

Unfortunately, I had a few panicky moments last night. I forgot about those things while bent. Some cunt was outside, he just parked there so I turned all the lights off but couldn't stop listening to the music I was listening to. Think I'll go to HJ's for breakky in a bit.


 No.275905

>>275859

>55k a year after tax.

That's not that bad, that's over $70k.

>>275884

Nice of you.


 No.275906


 No.275907

File: cede2fe69b9dd68⋯.png (1.1 MB, 700x933, 700:933, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.275908

>>275906

I know a guy with DID, most of the time he stutters but a couple of his personalities can talk well. One is a woman. None of them can remember what the others do. It's really strange.


 No.275909


 No.275910

File: 7bfbc9da991a9b4⋯.png (685.35 KB, 700x467, 700:467, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 50dd96df28cb6df⋯.png (346.18 KB, 810x497, 810:497, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cffdc9c27658c88⋯.png (558.85 KB, 634x633, 634:633, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d51fef494516019⋯.png (287.61 KB, 364x530, 182:265, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.275911

File: 11cc92ef3c3f445⋯.png (365.52 KB, 366x488, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

<deaf girl grunts as her eyes roll around looking at nothing


 No.275912

Most of the time vaginal discharge is perfectly healthy. It serves as an important function of the reproductive system and helps keep the vagina clean.

Discharge contains a combination of dead cells and vaginal bacteria. It typically has a characteristic, but inoffensive, smell (which may be stronger in some women because of sweat glands in the pubic area), and is usually clear, creamy, or slightly yellow in colour.

The normal amount of vaginal discharge that's produced every 24 hours is somewhere between 1 and 4 millilitres. So, a little less than a full teaspoon.


 No.275913

During the cycle … discharge starts off as dry and sticky. As we approach ovulation and there is an increase in oestrogen, the discharge changes consistency and becomes a little bit like an Chicken Period white … stretchy and slippery," Dr Bateson said.

"What that's doing is actually optimising the ability for sperm to swim through the mucus at the fertile time."

(Why do products exist to conceal discharge? Discharge is genius!)

"After the Chicken Period has been released and we pass the fertile phase, you get a decrease in oestrogen and an increase in progesterone, and the mucus changes again to become thick and sticky.


 No.275914

>>275913

>>275912

interesting


 No.275915


 No.275916


 No.275917


 No.275919

File: 5e8ff729eeb2dc8⋯.png (3.19 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Munt..png)


 No.275920

10mg of ritalin down the hatch


 No.275921

File: b217f72b546fc93⋯.png (3.63 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Poo..png)


 No.275922

File: 5922761cd9fc195⋯.png (2.99 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Dexied..png)


 No.275923

>>275922

Just press enter again two blank lines to get around the spam filter.


 No.275924

File: 075f1046e7e192c⋯.png (2.85 KB, 143x120, 143:120, Thanks..png)


 No.275927

>>275924

Keep alternating between one line and two lines, which should get around the spam filter that your last post body isn't the same as the current posts body.


 No.275929

Wanked spirituality


 No.275930

Wanked divinity


 No.275931

If you are experiencing issue with accessing this site go to 8ch.net/ausneets to reload the page instead of the thread if it goes to Cloudflare. Loading the thread directly has been causing problems for me.


 No.275932

It seems to better now but it is still very slow…


 No.275933

>>275932

>it is still very slow…

That's ok, I'm a bit that way myself


 No.275934

>>275921

I wanna fuck the bird


 No.275935

>>275934

You're very lucky that you have a tiny 2D pens then


 No.275936

File: 0e9965f0c04fff4⋯.png (62.73 KB, 694x432, 347:216, 8bdc5e6925b91fda7430778868….png)

>>275933

Are you feeling 50% or 25%? I am feeling more 50% than NK today.


 No.275937

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-47693505

maybe not interesting to the people on this board, but the refugee policy still makes me irrationally (rationally?) angry.

hell, Norway even treats us NEETs better, let alone refugees. it's apparently quite easy to obtain neetbux over there


 No.275938

>>275937

It's pretty easy to get the bux over here beyond the waiting periods, it's the amount of bux you get that is the issue.

Interesting drawings. I don't know how I feel about the camps but if those people are ever going to make it Australia that is more worrying that letting randoms straight in those people in the camps sound very mentally disturbed they sound worse than people in NK's rape dungeon as that experiences only lasts so long .


 No.275940

>>275937

Lmao he literally copied stock photos and then copy pasted google images. If it was some amazing art I can see this worthy of being news. But we didn't even get to see what he drew there


 No.275942

>>275938

>>275937

What I wonder about is why we care about these people:

https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/man-dies-in-horror-perth-crash-after-allegedly-stolen-ferrari-tries-to-speed-away-from-police/news-story/3050c3d06eece3eace156c6085faa86b

I would not be seriously surprised if the family of the decreased tries to sue the owner or the government over some strange technicality.

I heard of of someone breaking into a business, it caught fire and they couldn't escape. The family sued the business because there were no fire exists, but the business was bared up and not meant to be entered through the way he broke in. I have another story about a business owner who got attacked with a machete that was lodged in his head during the attack. The police wanted to charge him and interviewed him, but he escaped the charges after killing the guy because he said he could not recall his actions after he was attacked. This country has many, many issues.


 No.275943

Thought I had lots of time, I've been up since 7. Will need to rush now to get to HJ's for breakky.


 No.275944

What would you do if you were blind?


 No.275945

wank sightlessly


 No.275946

>>275944

Probably kill myself if I couldn't adapt. I could live without a sense of smell and hearing, but my sight is very important to me.


 No.275948

File: 56b652ac6a653c9⋯.png (615.16 KB, 660x473, 60:43, ClipboardImage.png)

>>275940

i agree, but he does seem actually capable of drawing on a technical level. pic related (from the article)


 No.275949

If blind peoples other senses are heightened does that mean they get a better wank ?


 No.275950

>>275942

who cares about these people? the media reports on it and we're meant to care


 No.275951

>>275950

>we're meant to care

Why, I would furious if someone took my stuff and destroyed it for their own personal gratification.


 No.275952


 No.275953

It's boong day today


 No.275955

Fucking cunt 8chan nigger

Had a big post 3/4 written and then the ads turned on and it disappeared

buggery bollocks


 No.275956

I like how Ritalin feels when it peaks, but I don't like the comedown. I feel agitated. Does Dexedrine have a shitty comedown?


 No.275957

File: 1c7c1f7416368e7⋯.png (4.74 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 1c7c1f7416368e7f7d3679509d….png)

>>275956

Why are you taking it on the weekend are or you working today?


 No.275958

>>275944

get a qt support worker to read the gen out to me


 No.275959

>>275958

>Please, please describe the quality and quantity on his poo picture today.


 No.275960

>>275959

I don't need eyes to tell it's not good


 No.275961

>>275957

Studying


 No.275962

>>275961

studying pornographic videos?


 No.275963

Went to the supermarket and purchased some milk and some apples


 No.275964

Studious wank


 No.275965

I wish I was working on the weekend


 No.275966

>>275965

You're really not exuding a neet aura


 No.275967

I had a shift yesterday from 7am - 12pm, wish I could get more


 No.275968

Wish I could work more than 76 hours per fortnight


 No.275969

>>275968

Give it time, give it time…


 No.275970

>>275963

stop trying to be healthy neet. you need those medical certificate exemptions from Dr Pajeet


 No.275971

>>275968

>>275967

>>275965

>>275964

imposter neet identified. please immediately remove yourself from this area, or face immediate deportation


 No.275972

neet defamation


 No.275973

>>275970

Unless you're a boomer with back issues or an actual retard med certs are impossible nowadays. The times of saying >tfw depressed to Dr Pajeet will be remembered fondly.


 No.275974

>>275971

he is breaking rule three which states:

3. No impersonating another NEET.

BAN HIM!


 No.275975

File: 8ec703200b3a95f⋯.png (1.37 MB, 896x599, 896:599, poordoggo.png)

I have obtained exclusive footage of NK's first morning in his new house !


 No.275976

Any tips for being more productive?


 No.275977

>>275976

Do things early in the day


 No.275978

the early neet poos on the worm


 No.275979

>>275975

> fridge condenser as a grill

fucking genius boong. gotta try that one…


 No.275980


 No.275984

>>275975

Clown sex then a BBQ! What a life!


 No.275985

dilapidated wank


 No.275986

reconstituted wank


 No.275988

>>275968

become a chef then, just don't expect to be paid for the 20 hours overtine


 No.275989

unpaid extended wanking session


 No.275990


 No.275991

what are you all up to today, nets?


 No.275992


 No.275993

>>275988

I only work clerical roles


 No.275994

Wanked brine


 No.275995

>>275992

Remember to demand penalty wanks for Sunday


 No.275996

File: db5a5a14d3e30d9⋯.png (73.45 KB, 210x180, 7:6, boong wizard.png)

>>275993

work as a indigenous cleric mage unna


 No.275997

>>275991

watching a highly kino Tyke x Gypsy farm fag film


 No.275998

Novated wanking


 No.275999

File: d2236180d0be36a⋯.jpg (17.15 KB, 540x537, 180:179, DPNZJo3VwAEdBI_.jpg)

Why do people care the television show Stranger Things?


 No.276000

Modular wank


 No.276001

Wanked tranquility


 No.276002

>>275998

Wank packaging?


 No.276003

>>275955

It's been fucking up for me too.

What was the post about?


 No.276004

>>275999

Peoples care television shows Stranger Things because like it.


 No.276005

Wanked serenity


 No.276006

>>276004

makes sense


 No.276007

>>275991

I did some washing, then went to get some breakky and went to the shops. I got doggo a new bed, hopefully he doesn't rip it straight away. I got a digital tv antenna so I can watch footy without the stream dying. Now I am home and plan on doing nothing. I was a bit munted driving around, cops driving past made me a bit sketchy.


 No.276008

>>276003

>What was the post about?

>>276005


 No.276009

>tfw thinking about Ross' mustard semen.


 No.276010

File: 234e67ac19d72f8⋯.jpg (4.29 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190526132043.jpg)

Wanked golliwog


 No.276011

>>276007

A very productive morning

>>276010

high effort wank post


 No.276012

File: cc21b1c26381150⋯.jpg (3.31 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190526132430.jpg)


 No.276013

>thinking about Craigs Ketchup Smegma


 No.276014

>>276010

I see cruisey's misso has come over to visit


 No.276015

>>276012

>$25

You could buy an actual boong for that much


 No.276016

File: e56a6d98f4f3b7e⋯.jpg (2.86 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190526132707.jpg)


 No.276017

>>275877

Good afternoon NEETs, just woke up.

Thanks OP for using my OC.

PS. The rape cows are back in full force.


 No.276018

File: bde5c146bb286b3⋯.jpg (4.05 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190526133216.jpg)

File: 59f1115bd7d0d3c⋯.jpg (3.45 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190526133205.jpg)

File: 6d77c6b8576130e⋯.jpg (3.73 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190526133154.jpg)


 No.276019

>>276017

We wondered why the site was slow…


 No.276020

NEET king hasn't made a youtube video in like a year. He should make one of the new house once he gets settled in


 No.276021

File: 98d309963396c11⋯.png (2.62 MB, 1517x847, 1517:847, LastDay.png)

File: 9dcd1d8dc8a7101⋯.png (714.87 KB, 547x770, 547:770, Prep.png)

File: 45b34d92007f10c⋯.png (681.48 KB, 476x752, 119:188, it begins.png)

Time to cull the green horde

The day of the scissor is here


 No.276022


 No.276023

>>276021

Can I have some?


 No.276024

Gave cow the big D


 No.276025

Wasted the day so far. Going to try and salvage it.


 No.276026

>>276021

thats impressive NEET

I dunno weed but that would be several grand right?


 No.276027

>>276026

Not if he smokes it all.


 No.276028

>>276021

Sent seeds plS


 No.276029

>>276025

Salvage a wank


 No.276030

>>276029

No, I'm trying to quit porn and wanking.


 No.276031

File: 5fa3ba322f5cbe4⋯.jpg (608.25 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, IMG_20190526_123440.jpg)

Had a noice walk


 No.276032

File: 2a1f96c7d1ca76c⋯.jpg (795.94 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, IMG_20190526_123457.jpg)


 No.276033

>tfw depressed

Going to have a neetnap.


 No.276034

>tfw depressed

Going to have a neetnap.


 No.276035

>tfw impressed


 No.276036

>>276027

I think he calls it "testing"


 No.276037

>tfw reassessed


 No.276038

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>276036

*re-post*


 No.276039

File: 38594ab92b28ff3⋯.jpg (813.1 KB, 2060x1236, 5:3, hhm.jpg)

>I'm Sorry


 No.276040

>>276016

White fella in the front looks terrified


 No.276041

File: ea1b580283806b4⋯.png (593.35 KB, 476x850, 14:25, bigboongbuds.png)

I did not get towers like this last time.

And there's 32 of them

And all the rest

I feel particularly jewish right now


 No.276042

>>276037

what happened neetum?


 No.276043

>>276042

>tfw dispossessed


 No.276044

>>276041

>jewish

>hard work

Nah bro you're tru blu ausNEET quality breed dole bludger


 No.276045

File: 61f8344ff074eaf⋯.jpg (8.75 KB, 200x202, 100:101, efb.jpg)

>>276041

weedKING


 No.276046

>>276041

Looking very good.


 No.276047

>>276021

Lookin good

>>276031

>>276032

Nice, weather looks better then SA. Fucking cold and wet here, might go for a walk tomorrow if conditions are better and take some photos.

>>276041

Those are indeed some big boong buds


 No.276048

>>276039

>poor little white guy


 No.276049

File: d62ef966e46be79⋯.webm (2.86 MB, 500x892, 125:223, 1558847111108.webm)

thoughts on the present state of burgerland?


 No.276050

Fuuuuuck neets

I just woke up

This is a problem


 No.276051

>>276049

When you gotta go, you got to go.


 No.276052

>>276050

G O O N T A X


 No.276053

File: db6193209b76b22⋯.png (84.83 KB, 505x330, 101:66, e98ce8fbf851975e5a4bb058a3….png)


 No.276054

>>276050

you boong


 No.276055

>>276044

>>276045

>>276046

>>276047

Cheers guys, I'd honestly love to shout you all a smoke if I could.

But I won't because I am paranoid like the fox that got arse raped by the boong.


 No.276056

>>276050

Waking up isn't the problem, sleeping is.

Meth is the answer


 No.276057


 No.276058

>>276056

You'll be empty ball sacks in no time m8


 No.276059

>>276056

You'll be emptying ball sacks in no time m8


 No.276060

>>276058

You're empty ball sacks


 No.276061


 No.276062

WHY IS THIS WEBSITE BROKEN FUCKING HELL


 No.276063

>>276060

Fucking lag got me, my apologies


 No.276064

>>276062

The police confiscated all jims pigs so we're being powered by ladyboys on treadmills now


 No.276065

Got a big wank planned for when I get home


 No.276066

>>276065

#Wanking4Webber


 No.276067

>>276066

#Wanking2Webber


 No.276068

>>276064

Somebodies doing a shit job of lashing those sissies. Hand me the whip and i'll handle it


 No.276069

>>276063

My apologies for mistaking saying you emptied sacks of balls and not ball sacks.


 No.276070


 No.276071

>>276068

>Hand me the whip and i'll handle it

>>276070


 No.276072

>>276069

Oh no, it's the other NEET does the ball sacks, I just spotted a chance to be a cunt.


 No.276073

Do I take a heroic dose of seroquel tonight or stay up all night and day


 No.276074

HEY BOONGS

I'm a little bit sorry but you really should wash more often


 No.276075

>>276062

the website is more neet than any of us


 No.276076

>>276073

Try to do both


 No.276077

>>276072

>Oh no, it's the other NEET does the ball sacks

>>276070


 No.276078

>>276073

Higher than the 400mg dose?


 No.276079

>>276074

I shower daily you mong cunt


 No.276080

>>276075

Well bantered.


 No.276081

Think I'll need the help of Dan to tire myself out today


 No.276082

>>276081

Dan doesn't stock seroquel


 No.276083


 No.276084

>>276079

you clean boong


 No.276085

wonder if NK raped the neighbours yet


 No.276086

>>276085

If they were the clowns, yes.


 No.276087

What should I do regarding footwear at the uni gym? I want to be able to have showers but I don't want to catch Pajeet's fungal infection. Should I risk it? (What everyone seems to do.) Thongs?


 No.276088

>>276085

I want to hear how that goes. He may be the next with an oriental two gfs


 No.276089

>>276074

>I'm a little bit not sorry but you really should wash more often


 No.276090

Just finished #WankingOnWeber


 No.276091

How do I start going to be earlier? Tried getting goon (as usual) and it didn't seem to work.


 No.276092

>>276091

Do you smoke? I find it keeps me up to like 2am


 No.276093

>>276091

get a job


 No.276094


 No.276095

>>276092

No.

>>276093

Lol, wagie. Looking forward to tomorrow I bet.


 No.276096

>>276087

Am I clear to not wear thongs considering they disinfect it each night?


 No.276097

>>276095

Didn't mean for it to come across as insulting, having something to tire you out during the day and force you to get up early is a good strategy. A job fills both and is hard to slack out of.


 No.276098

>>276097

Righto, seemed it a little out of place is all. I go to the gym and sometimes jog on my off days. It isn't quite enough to tire me though.


 No.276099

>>276098

Being mentally tired is also a factor at times


 No.276100

>>276090

Is this you >>275916

?


 No.276101

>>276100

No, I am who he is replying to though.


 No.276102

My back's playing up a little, #WankingInWeber might do me in.


 No.276103

>>276090

Did you wank the dog?


 No.276104

With Ritalin, there's a fine line between euphoria and anxiety/agitation


 No.276105

Alternating between euphoria and butterflies


 No.276106

File: 3942e55f6eea60c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 685.27 KB, 1242x2208, 9:16, kSx3JwX.jpg)


 No.276107

>>276106

Just wabnked and then failed the captcha five timres.


 No.276108

File: 962c5eacabf9430⋯.jpg (129.72 KB, 940x627, 940:627, anal.jpg)


 No.276109


 No.276110


 No.276111

File: 5c0dfc5c5b6f059⋯.png (1.89 MB, 1334x750, 667:375, IMG_7845.PNG)

File: 699a009e933d99a⋯.jpg (3.31 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_7840.JPG)

Oh my… at least 20 9/10 cuties are in the park. I found a mythical real life mean girls picnic… MUH


 No.276112

I have a thing for really tall girls and girls with unusually long hair. Shame there isn't much intersection.


 No.276113

And the days are not full enough

And the nights are not full enough

And life slips by like a field mouse

Not shaking the grass


 No.276114

A whimsical reply to a thoughtful question about nothing

Another creation you thought could change your life

Another person you thought would change your life

Just another mouth to feed

What the fuck are you looking at?

Did I ask you to love me?

Did I say you could love me?


 No.276115

>>276111

Offer them some goon and show off your rare pepes.


 No.276116

>>276108

HOW MANY STOLEN WANKS?'


 No.276117

>>275942

this shit reminds me of the time someone stole a comercial plane, did a barrel roll and then commuted suicide by plane

I bet the guy who stole the ferrari wanted to die but wanted to fulfill a dream of being in a high speed police chase in a supercar and I don't blame him

God Speed you fucking madman

>>275937

why do we have Island detention centres, We should kill every refo who tries and comes here


 No.276118

>>276111

Tell them that its Reconciliation day tomorrow and they should reconcile with you and your unna heritage


 No.276119

my hands are so fucking sticky

I reckon I could get someone high with my finger right now


 No.276120


 No.276121

File: 5905fcc863923d1⋯.jpeg (2.69 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, D45AA44D-FBB4-45D2-8B2D-3….jpeg)

Lamb & Potatoes Train Station


 No.276122

File: 1b8c3dafa132d6c⋯.jpeg (3.62 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 86E3E23C-7DC5-4640-B9EF-B….jpeg)

File: df259b907e34780⋯.jpeg (1.57 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, AC526BC7-43B7-41B4-B37A-B….jpeg)

File: 30b20e253a71e26⋯.jpeg (3.03 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 258F550E-13D8-4BBD-8C9D-5….jpeg)

Some rocks


 No.276123

>>276117

RIP Skyking

>>276117

I mean there are dozens of countries they could find decent refuge in. Israel is pretty close..

That sand nigger in the article came here by boat, he doesn't say from where but I'm almost positive it would have been Asia/Oceania.


 No.276124

>>276121

getin way to close neet


 No.276125

File: a952109d267ea11⋯.jpeg (1.93 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 60696E19-7BC0-412F-9FB6-A….jpeg)

File: c6b379aad14e7b9⋯.jpeg (2.59 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 20B4BE38-9122-4CA7-AE55-D….jpeg)

The Tenterfield Saddler would have been rolling in his grave when his faggot grandson started singing dancing and got a butt load full of AIDS


 No.276126

>>276122

I heard if you're on meth, take a poo on that sword and have a wank you become The new NK.


 No.276127

>>276124

Brisbane just now.


 No.276128

>>276127

gone past me….


 No.276129

>>276126

I thought if someone raped him they'd steal the rapebow serpent powers


 No.276130

>>276128

I felt your aura grow stronger this morning and then start to fade.


 No.276131

>>276130

>I felt a strong disturbance in the autism

>As if 6 million NEETs had a wank at once


 No.276132

>>276129

The white dog driver refused to stop at the tiddlic frog statue. That was the boong frog that drank all the water or something


 No.276133

>>276132

I know that story !

All the animals spear the fuck out of boong frog and he turns into boong echidna

Then they all get pissed and rape each other.


 No.276134

>>276119

My grandpa used to get his son in law to go and pull them because he never smoked and all the fibres in the air would get him too bent to do anything.


 No.276135

https://theporndude.com/2759/8ch

When on efukt I found some site that listed all the porn sites and 8chan is listed there with a review

top kek


 No.276136

>>276121

Gravy train at Lamb and Potato station.


 No.276137

>>276122

>noonga land

>celtic

hmm


 No.276138

Goin for a tear and share


 No.276139

Wanked abyss


 No.276140

Wanks lost in the abyss


 No.276141

Ethical wanking principles


 No.276142

>>276138

But you don't share it

>BAMBOOZLED


 No.276143

>>276142

I’m instructing our driver to hit every cyclist he sees while we’re travelling between Brisbane and the Sunshine Coast. Hopefully we get you.


 No.276144

I'm going to iron my shirt for tomorrow and then I'll wank


 No.276145

I bought a new mouse trap, it's a cage they get stuck in. I was trying to get the dog to catch them when I let them loose but he keeps losing them.

My new course of action is to drop them in an old bin and then drop a sledgehammer on it.

I can't think of a way to do it without being slightly cruel.


 No.276146

>>276145

Regular mousetrap?


 No.276147

>>276144

I iron mine in the morning and then they're nice and toasty. It's part of my wagie routine.


 No.276148

Shaving my dirty hobo beard


 No.276149

>>276146

They are too smart for that. I need to keep buying new mouse traps because after a couple days they learn that they should evade them.

I have mouse traps, sticky pads, that mouse trap thing that chokes them with neutering rings and now this cage thing.


 No.276150

>>276147

Take the next step and iron them while wearing them.


 No.276151

>>276148

What will you use to saver the wing juice now?


 No.276152

>>276150

My nipples would break the iron.


 No.276153

>>276122

Isn't the sword in the stone different to excalibur as the latter came from the lady of the lake?


 No.276154

File: 781381d26b5ebc6⋯.jpg (1.98 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_7846.JPG)

>>276143

Good luck with that bro I'm on the river right now

> 1.5 litres of goon

> 300mg of codeine

> 20mg of promezathane

> 15mg of Valium

> DOWN THE HATCH

The bridge is lit up IN ALWAYS WAS livery too. Respect.


 No.276155

Still waiting for shitey to post a vocaroo.


 No.276156

>>276147

I like to have everything prepared the night before, or else I become overwhelmed and forget things


 No.276157

>>276153

Yes, but country people can be a bit strange.


 No.276158

>>276143

Good, in a bus you shouldn't miss too many.


 No.276159

>>276135

There is even an /ausneets/ thread under fast threads in the preview.


 No.276160

>>276157

yes we are a bit odd


 No.276161

>>276157

That sort of shit pisses me off as it clearly exists to attract tourists and nothing else.


 No.276162

>>276159

No wonder we end up with so many sexual NEETs here.


 No.276163

>>276160

Meet him at the Spud and Mutton bus stop on his way back.


 No.276164

>>276161

Yeah the standing stones still clearly had the drill marks from where they were split off from the bigger rocks.


 No.276165

>>276159

Yeah we game their "velocity" system by haveing a single general with a large amount of replies

It makes me giggle that all the glow in the darks monitoring 8chan are exposed to NK poos as part of their job.


 No.276166

>>276161

Maybe they have coven meetings there when the tourists aren't about.


 No.276167

>>276160

Friendly though. Patted quite a few doggos lately.


 No.276168

>>276162

The reviewer doesn't seem to understand how to navigate our site. He doesn't seem to understand how boards work and just clicks on the fast threads.


 No.276169


 No.276170

Wank aficionado


 No.276171

>>276168

He'll find porn of some sort by doing that.


 No.276172


 No.276173

Wank adagio


 No.276174

File: b46984f9c332373⋯.jpeg (53.02 KB, 649x365, 649:365, a647f1aa01c3deb6fa20c2b4a….jpeg)

>This is a pic of all Golden Logie nominees except Waleed Ally who is missing

I wonder why :^)


 No.276175

>>276172

Don't do that, especially after the cow faggotry.


 No.276176

>>276169

Costa is a tru blu aussie ripper legend. Just like Steve Irwin. You can just tell by his hair after the camera is off he goes into his garden and rips his home grown cones


 No.276177

>>276174

>Waleed Ally

I FUCKING HATE THAT CUNT


 No.276178


 No.276179

>>276176

I bet he eats 30 dollar avocado on toast and preaches to people about organic food that cost 10x as much as regular food.


 No.276180

File: e858e3e75c8358e⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 993.24 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 1549146726835.gif)


 No.276181

>>276180

That isn't who we are.


 No.276182

>>276179

You gotta admit his hair do is sick though


 No.276183

>>276178

The Joke is that Costa probably scares Waleed heaps, Wally probably knows Costa will put a pipe up his bum bum


 No.276184

>>276181

Yeah, I'm making 90k a year working for ASIO documenting poo posts.


 No.276185

>>276163

I will put up a big flag next to the highway saying Boong Lives matter and he will know he has gone past me


 No.276186

>>276179

I hear he only sources the finest aboriginal smegma


 No.276187

I once woke up after farting in my sleeping bag when I was sick and had the foulest smelling wind you can imagine. I'm still not sure if I just happened to wake up or if the smell was bad enough to wake me up.


 No.276188

boong toast smegma


 No.276189

>>276182

Nah man, I don't like him. When I watched tv Burke was on and now people I don't trust go on about him. He seems like a likable guy.

You can't trust cunts like that.


 No.276190

Why was the ADF in PNG for a while? What was going on? Was it really just keeping the natives from killing each other?


 No.276191

>>276184

and we do it for free


 No.276192

>>276183

They're probably very civil and friendly to one another.


 No.276193

>>276189

Burke was a quality cunt, don't let the media fool you

I went out Horse Raping with him once and it was a wholesome quality time, we even had Craig and Costa join us


 No.276194

File: 10f7802c76d6f5b⋯.jpg (234.29 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Costa22.jpg)

>>276169

If anyone deserves a logie it's Costa


 No.276195

>>276190

Monk lost his thongs.


 No.276196

>>276192

Costa probably is but Waleed is a paranoid cunt


 No.276197

>>276194

>That pic

Why the fuck was Costa not chosen to be Chicken Periodman for the new sonic movie


 No.276198

Hungover bros

Waiting for my trip to coles before I hit the cones


 No.276199

Why were the normalniggers so upset over the animated sonic character?


 No.276200

>>276198

You should have a wank first


 No.276201


 No.276202

>>276200

I just had my second wank. It was rather forced


 No.276203

>>276196

Waleed is a tru blu aussie ripper legend. Just like Nick Rewolt. You can just tell by his smile after the news is over he goes into his apartment and searches youtube for for reruns of funniest home videos from the 90's.


 No.276204

>>276194

God bless the wank extractor


 No.276205

>tfw thinking about ornamental oriental women


 No.276206

>>276203

I bet good money that Waleed Ali has at least once been on the NEETGen, he's probably the /leftypol/ mod that bans Abos


 No.276207

>>276205

Are you Jewish and do you own real estate?


 No.276208

>>276206

Waleed Ali has never been on the Gen.


 No.276209

>>276201

>The video, shared on Instagram by Brown Cardigan with the caption: “If this doesn’t rattle your cage, then you’re not Australian.” has been viewed more than 300,000 times.

This fucking fake Australian shit pisses me off so much. I swear to god I'm sick of these fucking reddit using steve irwin loving upper middle class faggots going on about how Australian they are, over using terms like arvo, cunt, true blue etc. I fucking hate them all.


 No.276210

>>276206

>the /leftypol/ mod that bans Abos

RACIST WHITE DOG UNNA


 No.276211

>>276143

Your kindness knows no limit.


 No.276212

>>276209

you're not a real straya cunt unna ay


 No.276213

File: 013378fe3ca1cb7⋯.png (279.87 KB, 573x330, 191:110, ba88.png)

Did any of you cunts say sorry today?


 No.276214

>>276208

how do you know this

I bet there would be some news cunts who would of came here to research a story after Tarrant did that favor for the jews, but then got scared off after realising this board isn't a terrorist board, we're just a board of indigenous activists that want to wank in peace, so the media abandoned mentioning us since we all know the media hates aboriginal sovereigntists


 No.276215

>>276191

You do it thoughtfully though. Especially that one NEET that saves the pictures with the original file name for future use.


 No.276216

File: 5ba41a42eeda42c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 356.09 KB, 1000x668, 250:167, boong.jpg)

Isn't that Monday?


 No.276217

>>276213

Tomorrow is boong day you fucking boong


 No.276218

>>276207

No and No :-(


 No.276219

>>276213

I said sorry to mummybot for being such a lazy boong while I am feeling sick.


 No.276220

>>>/leftypol/2900424

DAY OF THE SPEAR UNNA


 No.276221

>>276220

They're quick.


 No.276222

File: 5f9b99a536676f3⋯.png (33.72 KB, 882x642, 147:107, racistdawg.PNG)

what the actual fuck is there problem, this isn't an a joke anymore, /leftypol/ is more racist than /pol/ at this point


 No.276223

>>276220

Racist cunts deleted it before I could ask why communists are such fat disgusting people?


 No.276224

>>276217

27th May

While Reconciliation Day is only a public holiday in ACT, it is also the first day of National Reconciliation Week, which is Australia-wide. The date for the holiday was chosen because on 27 May 1967, 90 percent of Australia’s population voted in a referendum in favour of amending the national constitution in regard to indigenous peoples.

26 May (Sorry day)

National Sorry Day is an annual event that has been held in Australia on 26 May, since 1998, to remember and commemorate the mistreatment of the country's Aboriginal People. During the 20th century, Australian government policies resulted in a "Stolen Generation", described by John Torpey as "Aboriginal children separated, often forcibly, from their families in the interest of turning them into white Australians".[1]

On 26 May 1997, the Bringing Them Home report was tabled in Parliament. The date 26 May carries great significance for the Stolen Generations, as well as for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander communities, and its supporters among non-indigenous Australians


 No.276225

File: c70ac41e86e2ac7⋯.png (14.87 KB, 782x259, 782:259, boongpenis.png)

>>276217

It's today you uncircumcised boong lover


 No.276226

Wtf ?

Sneaky fucking boongs tryna get TWO days !


 No.276227

File: be2e22979079788⋯.jpg (557.95 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, bmnm.jpg)

>>276226

>seel ya one for a goon bag unna


 No.276228

>>276224

ah, fucking wew

sorry unna


 No.276229

I haven't been ejaculating as much recently despite not changing the frequency of my wanks. I've been drinking lots of water and eating well so I don't understand what is going on. Might take a few days off to avoid wankruptcy.


 No.276230

File: 314e7a898c3075c⋯.jpg (29.11 KB, 474x266, 237:133, gfm.jpg)

everyone forgets us aye


 No.276231

File: fa3a1317ffa8ffe⋯.png (94.3 KB, 189x248, 189:248, boganNEET.png)

>>276227

I'll give ya half a beer with a ciggie butt in it


 No.276232

>>276222

fuken whoite dawg CUNTS.. its fuken our bord aye and they stoled it from us n used up all r server space


 No.276233

I wonder if a search on "white dog cunt" would bring up us or one of the bestiality boards


 No.276234

>>276197

He was probably scouted but refused after the contract stated he would have to shave the beard.

>>276214

Remember Tone's, you're here forever..


 No.276235

>>276222

unna isnt your board.


 No.276236

>>276235

always was always will be unnaboriginal land


 No.276237

>>276236

That's unnatractive


 No.276238

>>276236

That's part of my propaganda. I will take /dans/ and /ozneet/ once monaro slips up and admits it's his.


 No.276239

>>276222

There all racist cunts m8 better off without em


 No.276240

Apparently there's muslim boongs out there somewhere


 No.276241

>>276238

fuck how did you know I was the /dans/ bo as well

Also mate if you want to claim them then claim them, I lost the password


 No.276242

>>276240

They recruit them in prison.


 No.276243

File: 95f4e3b46b54a7d⋯.jpg (13.81 KB, 220x330, 2:3, 510a59504e1e99a62626cce977….jpg)

>>276240

Are you actually telling me you've never heard of Anthony Mundine before


 No.276244

>>276243

Nope

Didn't know he was a muslim though

He doesn't look like one


 No.276245

>>276243

yeah well whats he blown up?


 No.276246

boong rectum neckwarmer


 No.276247

>>276245

fat girls bottoms


 No.276248

>>276244

Thats because he's a convert mate


 No.276249

>>276245

his career


 No.276250

File: bd6ef960ed26ccc⋯.jpg (92.76 KB, 620x809, 620:809, Costa23.jpg)

>Thanks for the manure NK, this is really quality stuff!


 No.276251

It would be kinda funny to be called an infidel by a boong


 No.276252

>>276251

alohaunnabar


 No.276253

File: 87d9eee6d0b3b6d⋯.jpg (996.11 KB, 1417x949, 109:73, Costa3.jpg)

>Bloody hell, take a whiff of that, absolutely teeming with nutrients!


 No.276254

>>276253

I know what it's teeming with, and it's more than nutrients


 No.276255

File: 17be57667c9d481⋯.jpg (110.13 KB, 1017x678, 3:2, Costa25.jpg)

Middle aged mums can't resist the masculine sent of Costa's beard, they're instantaneously moist at the site of him.

Even the young boys can't, they can only wank in awe of the unit.


 No.276256


 No.276257

>>276255

>middle aged

We have NEETs older than that lady,


 No.276258

unna ay


 No.276259


 No.276260

>>276259

ooh little arrow things, nice


 No.276261

>>276255

It took me a while to notice the guy in the background who was wanking


 No.276262

>>276261

who wouldn't at the sight of costa


 No.276263

>>276259

That's not a triforce


 No.276264

>>276260

Check this one out.


 No.276265

>>276264

Rebecca our lesbian asio handler will be going crazy trying to work out what these mean


 No.276266

▶▶


 No.276267

Rebecca Ruby is hot.


 No.276268

>>276265

My guy's name is Dwayne.


 No.276269

>>276268

the Cock Johnson?


 No.276270

>>276269

I sometimes call him that based on his attributes but I don't think that's his actual name.


 No.276271

File: 2a908d711a01a74⋯.jpg (1.72 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190526_162552.jpg)

Bought that bed and bedside tables today should get it delivered in the next few days, moved some more odd shit into the house after a wander through kmart. I placed a order with exetel for NBN so if I'm lucky I should have it going within the next two weeks.

Put some diffusers in the house just to give it a nice smell so people don't know that I live there. Saw the other neighbour walking home with her bf but luckily I was reversing out to go home so I Didint have to waste my Sunday afternoon talking to them.


 No.276272

>>276271

You're off to a good start mate


 No.276273

>>276271

Good stuff man.


 No.276274

>>276271

I was thinking about starting a go fund me page for you to help you buy a few sets of pillow covers.


 No.276275

>>>/leftypol/2900449


 No.276276

File: 8a7223e37600841⋯.jpg (37.9 KB, 874x826, 437:413, pm.jpg)

>>276274

as long as he got some nice fresh pillows to go with them


 No.276277

File: 1dc712926ae9201⋯.png (310.25 KB, 533x380, 533:380, Costa31A.png)

>>276261

Costa knows what he's doing..


 No.276278

>>276271

Congratulations NK, your house looks fantastic, maybe I'll come by one day and sniff sniff in it


 No.276279

>>276277

That pic is so good I have now created a Costa Folder

After Tony memes crashed in value last week it looks like Costa is the new hot ticket item that is about to rise in value


 No.276280

>>276271

Lookin good.

Few more milk crates and you'll have a dinner table.


 No.276281

Im back niggers😃


 No.276282

>>276280

he will need a sheet of plywood for the table top


 No.276283

>>276281

Possum?


 No.276284


 No.276285

>>276281

hey Hue


 No.276286


 No.276287

File: 3aada9a81e0d56a⋯.jpg (39.95 KB, 677x379, 677:379, Costa26.jpg)

>>276279

He's a very diverse character.


 No.276288

>>276286

Sup, how has your day been


 No.276289

>>276287

Make a costa abo pepe


 No.276290

>>276288

Average


 No.276291

>>276289

That's a challenge, I'll get back to you on that one.


 No.276292

Yet to wank or iron


 No.276293

File: 0bf61122acb63e7⋯.png (260.6 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, daaf6057043d47139057db8bea….png)

>>276291

I'll be waiting


 No.276294

>>276290

At least you're not getting banned by Imperialist Aboriginal haters who are larping as communists


 No.276295

>>276292

wank to costa abo pepe porn


 No.276296

Wanked iron


 No.276297

>>276294

you gotta move on neet, don't let their hate bring you down


 No.276298

>>276297

Hating communists is good for the soul


 No.276299

>>276278

No white dogs allowed


 No.276300

>>276280

Fuck dinner tables, I'm gonna eat in my bed as usual


 No.276301

>>276299

We've all had a little boong in us at one stage or another


 No.276302

>>276300

Naked I hope


 No.276303

File: 39e0fe09283ae2b⋯.png (120.77 KB, 1310x510, 131:51, v43fploktso11[1].png)


 No.276304

File: 3a5f255061ae713⋯.jpg (339.33 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, c200f74fa3b432a3ef026e1f4e….jpg)

>>276297

Thanks NEET, I made this Costa Abo NK to forget the hateful neoliberal imperialist abo haters UNNA


 No.276305

>>276303

gay, I always eat in my bed


 No.276306

>>276305

Well, if it's not giving you a mood debuff then you must be a psycopath


 No.276307

File: 401da4e7fa647db⋯.jpg (343.02 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, c200f74fa3b432a3ef026e1f4e….jpg)


 No.276308

Thinking about chucking a sickie


 No.276309


 No.276310

File: 7c5e6720fba5bdd⋯.jpg (42.71 KB, 474x473, 474:473, beer.jpg)


 No.276311

>>276304

>>276307

You forgot his luscious long locks


 No.276312

>>276308

tell your boss that you want the day off because you're an aboriginal and it's a national holiday for them


 No.276313


 No.276314

>>276312

>I don't think it's fair for me to attend work on such a day when there is such shocking unemployment among aboriginals


 No.276315

File: 93a8b2e5740ba92⋯.jpg (343.79 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, c200f74fa3b432a3ef026e1f4e….jpg)

>>276311

oh fuck I knew something was off, thanks NEET


 No.276316

Confident about doing a wage


 No.276317

>>276312

I was gonna tell him I have to go to the docs for the HPV result but thats a half day at best.

Could I e-mail and say I need the day off tomorrow because I'm sick? They would expect a certificate faaark


 No.276318

>>276310

>tfw I get the day off tomorrow because indigenous proctolgy rights

based and unnapilled act council has done something right for a change


 No.276319

>>276317

tell him you need to go to either Joondalup or Canberra for indigenous cultural reasons


 No.276320

>>276316

confident about doing a wank


 No.276321

>>276319

For wank business


 No.276322

>>276320

>doing a wank

That sounds wrong somehow


 No.276323

>>276321

yeah cuz, thats the gen code word for indigenous cultural reasons ay


 No.276324

>>276322

maybe because I'm not doing your mum


 No.276325

>>276324

I hope not, she'd be rotted to fuck by now


 No.276326

>>276317

just say you have cramps and a bad discarge from your penis and you can't possibly go in to work


 No.276327

Fuuuuuck the idea of a sickie is firmly on my mind now


 No.276328

>>276327

No, go to work.

We don't want loud weekend wagies cluttering up our comfy weekday gen


 No.276329

>>>/leftypol/2900449


 No.276330

>>276328

lol you're stuck with that anyways NEET since tomorrow is a public holiday over here


 No.276331

>>276327

W A N K R U P T C Y

I M M I N E N T

No bailout available.


 No.276332

File: 6594e0d95eac9ae⋯.png (143.72 KB, 757x426, 757:426, Costa pepe.png)

>>276289

>>276287

Don't say I don't do anything for you. I don't even like him.


 No.276333

>>276332

I like it, not bad at all.

I've been trying to find a smug picture but he's always got his mouth open.


 No.276334


 No.276335

File: 92ee15981bbbcd0⋯.png (148.62 KB, 757x426, 757:426, 6594e0d95eac9ae8c4f2c83986….png)


 No.276336

Just saw this on nerve centre

>>>/animus/2414148

Makes sense, they were the first lot of cum sluts to raid us.


 No.276337

>Banned again

is /leftypol/ telling me I'm not allowed to be a socialist because I'm an abo

getting pissed with these cunts


 No.276338

>>276336

>It's an undertale pic

Wew, I know how to counter this, and for a change it isn't abo posting, say the word go NEETs and I'll start spamming against them with the best known anti undertale weapon


 No.276339

>>276338

I think it'd be best to avoid them. Raiding is silly. You should hide flag too, I don't want them coming here.


 No.276340

>>276337

You should make a:

Hi my name is John post…

but start with:

Hi fat disgusting pigs, I am a proctologists in a rural and remote indigenous community


 No.276341

>>276339

Ok, but if as soon as anyone needs it, I'm ready with 70 phil collins pictures to spam at cuckertale "fans"


 No.276342

Depressed as fuck lads

Fed up with my shitty lifestyle

I wanna eat nice food and go on a hike somewhere or go to the beach with someone

I'm getting really tired of just being drunk each night to escape my stress, this is no way to live but I can't seem to change it


 No.276343

>>276342

iktf m8


 No.276344

I really should stop eating so many of these mints.Some days I go through 20 which is equivalent to 100 smokes worth of nicotine. Most days I have no idea how many I have.

I was having tea and forgot I had one in my mouth because I always have one and accidentally swallowed it and it sort of got stuck to my throat and now it's burning my wind pipe. This isn't the first time it's happened either.


 No.276345

>>276341

Why don't they like Phil Collins? They are a shit board with a shitty attitude problem.


 No.276346

File: a3a23995a1bc459⋯.jpeg (530.45 KB, 2481x1568, 2481:1568, plvcc.jpeg)

not jokin mateys, underfails are gay ay


 No.276347

I had a creme brûlée for pudding.

The cute waitress from Belgium or somewhere like that asked if I wanted more wine but then came back and said her manager said she had to get the money first. I was all like no worries love and told her to keep the $2 change. Bet she had to wring her cumdies out after that exchange.


 No.276348

Big poo man


 No.276349

File: fdce066e8a914e6⋯.png (497.84 KB, 620x460, 31:23, j2.png)

off to bed neets, i'll have comfy catch up in the morning


 No.276350

>>276349

Sleep tight.


 No.276351

File: b498606878190d6⋯.jpeg (52.69 KB, 700x394, 350:197, smlpl.jpeg)

>>276345

I dunno if its the same people but back when Undertale released there were some people who pointed out similarities between themes in the game and Genesis songs, this then lead someone to use that as a shitpost and fill entire undertale threads with Phil Collins, and associated edits and shit, with a joke being that Tony Banks is a Jew who is also Toby Fox, this has lead to undertale being unable to be mentioned on 8chan without someone linking phil collins which likely has pissed off the fags who actually like underfag like Peter Gaybriel


 No.276352

File: 204183e9a690972⋯.jpeg (173.97 KB, 980x653, 980:653, tonyundertale.jpeg)

tldr: Phil "G-d" Collins is FUKN based and goat mom is best waifu and Alphyss is Trash only liked by gays like Peter Gaybriel tbh

Also Kris Benoit


 No.276353

Also an old guy on the group said he used to “work like a nigger” at the dinner table tonight.


 No.276354

Have fun at work tomorrow, wagies.

t. Weber


 No.276355

>>276354

Was it you trying to put the idea of a sickie in to our heads?


 No.276356

>>276354

why aren't you working weber?


 No.276357

>>276353

So… he did nothing?


 No.276358


 No.276359

>>276356

um maybe read the posts you miss m2^3


 No.276360

>>276355

That was probably Monk up to his old tricks


 No.276361

>>276356

Hes on a roadtrip with his mummy


 No.276362

>>276361

is he going on a roadtrip to bully monaro


 No.276363

I don't think it's his mummybot at all.

Clearly Webber has seduced a wealthy widow and he plans to murder her on this cruise for the inheritance.


 No.276364

How come cellarbrations doesn't get a personification?


 No.276365

>>276362

That guy is dead to me. Never shall we partake of hamburgers.


 No.276366

>>276364

Do you really need to ask?


 No.276367

>>276365

I'm sorry weber


 No.276368

>>276363

There’s a couple of those on the trip. Might be worth mowing a few lawns and cleaning the gutters occasionally


 No.276369

>>276368

If you can put up with old lady sex it could be a comfy NEEThood tbh


 No.276370

>>276367

I’m the one who is sorry. Sorry I let you defile my inbox with your sugar-coated words.


 No.276371

That might be my new career.

I'm gonna whore shy sweet young NEETs out to dirty old ladies.


 No.276372

File: 3384a9552125056⋯.png (134.91 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

100mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.276373


 No.276374


 No.276375

>>276366

I know, I still shop there though since Dan is a 45 minute walk compared to 10 minutes for the local bottleo.


 No.276376


 No.276377

big rape


 No.276378

>>276373

I may forgive you tomorrow


 No.276379

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.276380

>>276378

Make him tell you a story


 No.276381

>>276380

Good idea!

Monaro: tell me a story!


 No.276382

>>276379

cool andgood


 No.276383

>>276381

I’m going to bed now, so you have 8 hours


 No.276384

Existential wank


 No.276385

Out-of-body wank


 No.276386

interdimensional hawking wank


 No.276387

>>276384

Post that vocaroo you lascivious wank gastronomer


 No.276388

Atomic wank


 No.276389

>>276381

once apon a time there was a big boong, then tony came and wanked the boong, meanwhile Shire watched and yelled "CALIENTE!"

The end


 No.276390

>>276388

Are you going to touch any trannies this week?


 No.276391

wasted wank


 No.276392

>>276389

Tony wanked his own son?


 No.276393

>>276390

please don't call Cindy a tranny again


 No.276394

>>276392

Yes Tony wanked NK, it was very hard and very long


 No.276395

>>276392

Then who wanked the dog ?11/1?1!


 No.276396

>>276393

Car trannies you rude boy


 No.276397

>>276396

Uhh you bigot the correct term for them is "Transformers" and they are allowed to identify as cars whether you hate it or not ay


 No.276398

Engadine maccas wank + defecation


 No.276399

>>276397

I hate it when you take a nice car home and discover it's got a big gear stick


 No.276400

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.276401

File: eb9541a5db29404⋯.png (94.51 KB, 500x382, 250:191, PepeGunfight.png)

Done about 1/3 of my work.

Gonna relax and smoke scissor scapings and have a drink.


 No.276402

>>276401

So how much smokable shit do you get from all that plant


 No.276403

How bad is pot for your lungs relative to durries?


 No.276404

File: 94b5b5576c67774⋯.png (652.35 KB, 844x689, 844:689, 1496936662613.png)

Crippling workplace and financial stress induced furious rage wank to hardcore pornographic video compilations played over hard speedy techno


 No.276405

>>276402

I got 38 oz last time, this time looks better.

Won't know exactly for a few days


 No.276406

Just listened to you can't hurry love NIce song


 No.276407

File: 3d5274cbf944f6d⋯.png (44.09 KB, 182x206, 91:103, LOL17.png)

>>276404

Strange girlfriend shocking wank with bad sitcom in background


 No.276408

>>276405

So I'm guessing you'd keep like about 10 of it and sell the rest or something?


 No.276409

I just got two missed calls from a legitimate hotel in the city

I'm quite paranoid about it


 No.276410

>>276408

He drives in a van and uses it to lure neets into there.


 No.276411

>>276409

Did they find the cumdies?


 No.276412

>>276408

6 for me

I donate the rest to bogans and boongs in need


 No.276413

>>276403

Pot isn't great for your lungs but it's (for me personally) much better on the lungs.

Although I'd say my lungs are probably better then when I was smoking weed all day this time last year even though I'm smoking durries daily. Probs due to the fact I'm only smoking 5 ish durries a day and exercising, where as when I was smoking weed I was on at least 10-20 cones a day (mixed chop).

In conclusion, there's more bad chemicals in tobacco and smoking pot you're still inhaling carbon.

Just judge yourself from direct experience.


 No.276414

>>276412

based, if you're every in my part I'd buy off ya


 No.276415

>>276400

Comfy tune.


 No.276416

>>276413

5 durries is still a lot mate


 No.276417

>>276400

Love this cover

Is this you 18yo neet?


 No.276418

>>276413

It's kinda diferent too, you draw pot smoke deep and hold it longer

Be interesting to see what serious studies say now it's getting legal and shit


 No.276419

>>276417

No? I'm one of the 19y/o neets. Nearly 20 which is scary.


 No.276420

>>276419

BowralNEET?


 No.276421

>>276409

That was me, the cool neets are watching Harry Potter 15 in the conference room


 No.276422


 No.276423

File: ae4f32fefeb73d6⋯.png (284.57 KB, 492x357, 164:119, Neetvan.png)


 No.276424

>>276409

did you apply for them


 No.276425

>>276424

Possibly but not that I directly recall

Why would they call at 9:45 on a sunday night about a job application tho


 No.276426

>>276425

They want you to start tonight


 No.276427


 No.276428

>>276420

howmany people know bowralNEET?


 No.276429

>>276428

Socially or biblically ?


 No.276430

>>276427

Kek

That's $40 he missed out on


 No.276431

>>276429

socially, i know half of you know every neet off by heart


 No.276432

>>276416

Indeed, I've been contemplating quitting the past few months but I enjoy it too much. I always did have a rather addicting personality.

>>276418

Be more interesting for sure.

I'm interested if scientists have done any studies between big corporate tobacco and natural homegrown tobacco in relation to long term health effects.

I've always kinda wanted to grow my own baccy.


 No.276433

Addictive*


 No.276434

>>276420

Nah I'm 18 still cunny


 No.276435

>>276428

I'm open to meet new people ;)


 No.276436

File: 797ee940e51d664⋯.png (464.83 KB, 1440x1272, 60:53, Screenshot_20190526-220158….png)

Its over


 No.276437

it seems like there is heaps of 18 year old NEETs, tonnes of 28 year and 30 year old plus neets but no 22 year old neets but me


 No.276438

>>276436

Based and UNNApilled cuz


 No.276439

>>276435

Bowral ya boong


 No.276440

>>276439

Yeah that's where I live you white dog


 No.276441

>>276436

Fucking wyatt dog aye unna


 No.276442

Really thinking of quitting


 No.276443

>>276436

Looks greek tbh


 No.276444

>>276442

Quitting what?


 No.276445

>>276442

quitting wot CUNY


 No.276446


 No.276447

>>276446

What do you work as neet


 No.276448

File: 3f26d5bb9ad0bbf⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20190526-221400….png)

>>276443

I AINT GREEK YOU RACIST CUNT UNNA


 No.276449

File: d846ceb6e4a1bb4⋯.png (22.69 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.276450

>>276448

Has tone raped ya yet?


 No.276451

>>276449

The bird should've also been going "neet neet" with someone else saying "fly free neetling!" but I was lazy.


 No.276452

>>276448

Fuckin gubbas a whiote fuckin dog unna


 No.276453

>>276448

Does he rape pollies or is he raped by them?


 No.276454

Those wanks I had last night really cured my blue balls


 No.276455

>>276453

Looks like he was the product of rape.

You know what they about it "running in the family"


 No.276456

>>276389

You have 8 hours to tell him a good story. Extra points for each chapter in a vocaroo.

It's the least you can do to make up for how you've upset him.


 No.276457

>>276456

I think he should have to do an apology dance too


 No.276458

File: 783b3a8446470ea⋯.png (11.51 KB, 1152x648, 16:9, my life as a shitty metaph….png)


 No.276459

>tfw you cough and do a hard fart and your bumhole hurts and now I'm gonna go check my jocks


 No.276460

>>276458

but a ladder lul


 No.276461

>>276460

He has no legs and the top of his head is flat

Ladders are unobtainable


 No.276462

>>276461

when you got a reason for disability youre set for life unna


 No.276463

>>276462

Idk, dsp bucks didnt really make me happy. i just pissed it all away on booze and videogames


 No.276464

Do prostitutes give a discount if you're on dsp ?


 No.276465

>>276459

I hate it when that happens but it makes my head hurt and spin.


 No.276466

>>276464

Only if youre physically wankicapped


 No.276467

File: f21f8bc42bc4a75⋯.jpg (117.42 KB, 1600x866, 800:433, travis-taxi-driver-6714496….jpg)

Feeling like dropping out of life and living with my estranged Mum in Qld while I try to get my head right before I try real life again


 No.276468

File: cbc6520f08d0d82⋯.jpg (40.47 KB, 600x401, 600:401, kurt-fearnleys.jpg)

>>276458

>>276461

You've still got arms mother fucker

If this legless cunt can go the Kokoda trail then you can climb cliff.


 No.276469

My VPN is set to singapore. All the whatismyip sites say it is singapore. I can't get on to http://rutracker.org/ due to an ISP block regardless of the country. How the fuck is this happening? I know about the DNS blocks but shouldn't my VPN dodge all that?


 No.276470

>>276469

Hold up, Bosnia works for some reason.


 No.276471

>>276468

Yeah, but he cheated.

Got some gook to carry him half the way


 No.276472

Nope, Bosnia has stopped working. Still get the notice about the Federal Court of Australia which is scary.


 No.276473

>>276469

DNS leak.

Try 1.1.1.1 or 8.8.8.8

Network adapter > Prefs > IPv4 Settings > DNS


 No.276474

>>276469

I'm tethered to my phone using 1.1.1.1 dns app on it and it loads fine. You might need to refresh dns cache if it loaded through your vanilla connection


 No.276475

>>276471

I don't remember hearing that part.

No shame in getting a mate to help you out when you're struggling.

Regardless, the cunt at least tried and probably made better time then a lot of people could.


 No.276476

Fuck you and the range rover you rode in on


 No.276477

>>276441

Bet me to it.


 No.276478

>>276447

He doesn't, just goes to work and spins around on his chair and refreshes emails.

It's a perfect job for a NEET.


 No.276479

>>276478

Its a modern form of torture

I wish I was a busy professional with something important to do


 No.276480

Wanked fart


 No.276481

File: 78b7fc81e02f4ae⋯.png (26.43 KB, 1152x648, 16:9, Have a wank.png)

>>276458

If you wank enough you can float right on up and achieve your wildest dreams.


 No.276482

>>276479

I'm going to talk with a government representative tomorrow and advocate for a man with spina bifida. All I will do is use terminology that the rep who is commissioned and doesn't care understands which will make me look like I know what I'm doing in the eyes of the bloke I'm advocating for and get about the same as we would've even if I wasn't there which ultimately will be inadequate but I can blame a different department of the government for it.

Everything is meaningless, it's just that from the outside it looks important.


 No.276483

>>276475

I dont have mates though


 No.276484


 No.276485

>>276472

its a DNS thing mate, even with a VPN you might get fucked


 No.276486

File: bd4c03278807d04⋯.png (25.8 KB, 733x641, 733:641, racist.png)

Dog cunts.


 No.276487

>>276486

based and unna pilled

Those dogs will learn UNNA


 No.276488

I legit am a bit angry at the wagies who don't like they do nothing for their job

Can we fucking swap jobs for a day and you'll see you're a bunch of whiney cunts UNNA


 No.276489

>>276488

You better not be the apprentice because that isn't a job


 No.276490

File: e39a01a50d3df8e⋯.png (494.23 KB, 1022x1146, 511:573, ExersiseFren.png)

>>276483

You have us


 No.276491

>>276489

I work as Tony Abbotts assistant, mate its fucking hard keeping up with him since everytime I look away he's already jogged off half a kay with his fist up an abos arse


 No.276492

>>276491

He needs to run that fast, big tiddied boong babes don't stay still for no one.


 No.276493

>>276488

Its not doing nothing that is the hardest part

Its feeling guilty about a lack of productivity that you cant seem to fill which causes stress, which requires sickies


 No.276494

File: b93c2cd75377347⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 64.93 KB, 340x399, 340:399, unna.png)


 No.276495

File: ef38acaebfc2393⋯.png (366.44 KB, 460x666, 230:333, proctology.png)

>>276490

you think the boongs are fast, just wait until you see Tony, not only is he olympically fast but he can get changed from a suit to this in less than 3 fucking seconds, and he can change like that no matter the circumstance

In fact once when he was about to be removed as PM you had every fucking MP in the Liberal party surround him because they knew what he was going to pull as soon as Cathy Freeman walked in, but even despite that he somehow got past every single one of them and had his fist in Cathy's arse, who also had a headstart in I think 15 seconds, yes thats 15 seconds to get changed, dodge 50 MPs and run 200 meters to catch Cathy


 No.276496

>>276495

meant to reply to

>>276492


 No.276497

>>276493

if they're not giving you enough work then simply stop giving a shit about it


 No.276498

>>276495

CALIENTE!


 No.276499

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Cancerous thumbnail but an amusing 30s video.


 No.276500

>>276499

Top fucking kek, that's basically the sort of shit I wish I had the balls to do


 No.276501

File: 201f12797359588⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 191.4 KB, 768x440, 96:55, party.png)


 No.276502

File: ecb45a2cfd66d4d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 559.56 KB, 637x504, 91:72, ClipboardImage.png)

Good night friends.


 No.276503

>>276347

Oh Webby…


 No.276504

Time for some tear and share


 No.276505

>>276499

A very nice video


 No.276506

>>276495

He has inpressive stats, I wonder if he can keep this all up being out of office


 No.276507

>>276504

I'll tear if you share.


 No.276508

>>276506

Now that he's out of office is where you'll see his full power, I've heard that he's already ran from Manly to Joondalup in order to team up with NK and rape as many boongs as possible

I mean you guys are wondering why NK has a new house already, but the answer is easy, Tony bought it as the Joondy Rape HQ


 No.276509

File: ce14023c2db3aba⋯.jpg (24.91 KB, 360x270, 4:3, flag29.jpg)


 No.276510

might just go to work


 No.276511

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>we have to go back


 No.276512


 No.276513

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 No.276514

>>276513

H

m

m

m

m

m

m

m

m

m

m

m

m

m

m

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 No.276515

m

m

m

m

m

m

m

m

m

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 No.276516

a

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a

a

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 No.276517

n

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n

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n

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 No.276518

Who is still going into work in the morning, now?


 No.276519

>>276518

Not me, Still NEETing another week.

Gonna catch some zzz's, good night.


 No.276520

Can't sleep


 No.276521

Anal


 No.276522

Up and at ‘em wagies. This hotel bed is comfy.

t. Webserver


 No.276523

>>276522

Weber*

Stupid phone


 No.276524

>>276486

The day of the helicopter is coming, leftypol.


 No.276525

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Not /comfy/ fellas. :(

Cody burnt out on YouTube's bullshit and lost his girlfriend and got put on academic probation.

Also the feds raided his garage looking for fissile material and he posted a timelapse video of them doing it. What an absolute mad cunt.


 No.276526

>>276508

Makes sense.


 No.276527

>>276523

Oh Webby!


 No.276528

20mg of ritalin down the hatch


 No.276529

>>276528

[[ autism subsides ]]


 No.276530

My room had two queen size beds next to each other. Could had slept with 3 or 4 poojeetas if I’d known in advance.


 No.276531

>>276529

We need to stop engaging with Shitey until he posts his vocaroo.


 No.276532

>>276106

Just noticed her hair is long enough that she could accidentally poo on it if she wasn’t careful.


 No.276533

>>276510

You better.


 No.276534

Good morning friends.


 No.276535

>>276404

>spider jerusalem


 No.276536

>>276532

Feminine wiles.


 No.276537

Feeling a bit toey this morning after five days of no wanks. Hope I don’t soak my cumdies when I see Bindi today.


 No.276538

>>276537

What are you saving your essence for?


 No.276539

>>276538

Well I was just going to use the trip an an excuse to avoid porn and wanking for two weeks, but then also I also just remembered that AI blowjob robot I funded the kickstarter for back in January is supposed to ship late May or early June.


 No.276540

>>276522

>t. Webserver

heh

I'm struggling to breath and have a sore back. It'd freezing cold and I couldn't get out of bed when my alarm went off at 6. When I did, my phone said it was 7:30 witch put me in a half awake stupor, something's wrong with it and it syncs with Canberra time. Now I'm 22 minutes behind schedule and work is 0/38 over for this week.

Also out ex dep ceo is back today after a workplace claim.

Hip.


 No.276541

>>276539

You better hope it has a quality drainage system and doesn't short out when you drown it.


 No.276542


 No.276543

>>276531

He didn't write you your story.


 No.276544

>>276539

>AI blowjob robot

Tell us more, NEET.


 No.276545

>>276543

That was Monaro, and he did write a two line story last night.


 No.276546

>>276537

Say hello to her from us.


 No.276547


 No.276548

>>276546

I shall endeavour to.


 No.276549

>>276545

That makes more sense.


 No.276550


 No.276551


 No.276552

>>276547

Has mankind reached beyond its grasp?


 No.276553

>>276469

tfw aussiebroadband


 No.276554

>>276547

I wonder if these will raise or lower the market value of blow jobs

Also, G'mornin NEETs


 No.276555

>>276554

As it is now, it depends on the consumers supply and demand.


 No.276556

>>276183

i'd gladly have costa put his pipe in my bum bum


 No.276557

File: 20f7f5838e0a2cd⋯.jpg (63.15 KB, 704x396, 16:9, c230a4e650bd88ef7d4ebd3ffc….jpg)


 No.276558

Now I wonder if a robot blowjob would be a sin according to the bible.

It's not adultery and I'm pretty sure your semen won't land on the ground so I think God should be cool with it.


 No.276559

>>276558

Look at this talmudry.


 No.276560

File: bdd8f5afa20aef4⋯.png (49.41 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Wage on brethren, wage on.


 No.276561

>>276559

Kek, I can also do an argument saying gay blowjobs are ok as long as the penis stays in the mouth forever

>it is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person


 No.276562

Poo is a sin


 No.276563

>>276561

Imagine if you were able to use this talent for good, and not for evil.


 No.276564

>>276563

I'd probably have to go into politics then though


 No.276565

Gangrape


 No.276566

File: e7e280df1af57f4⋯.jpg (52.51 KB, 700x467, 700:467, 10791028-3x2-700x467.jpg)

>>276436

>tfw we could have had this glorious unna instead


 No.276567

>9am

>no-one posting

Let's face it, people here only LARP as NEETs.


 No.276568

>>276567

We were all neets three years ago and don't want to leave


 No.276569

File: 2dfa643d61c0ecf⋯.jpg (370.48 KB, 897x1200, 299:400, a59ab[1].jpg)

I'm a NEET


 No.276570

>>276569

Drug Lord is a profession


 No.276571

File: dca675c3ad6c19e⋯.jpg (25.29 KB, 472x461, 472:461, x646nx1qgrmz[1].jpg)

>>276570

It's a hard life

Although I did work 9 hours yesterday and probably the same today


 No.276572

>>276567

>waking up at 9am

Do neets actually do this


 No.276573

>>276572

I wake up at 4-5 am

My years of waging ruined me for NEETlife


 No.276574

>>276572

Never. NEETs often get mistaken for wagies because they wake up while the ragie wagie is commuting home after a long working day.


 No.276575

Do you guys NEETnap much ?

I tend to have a few smoking induced naps a day


 No.276576

>>276575

The only time I feel the urge to nap is when I am unable to do so


 No.276577

>>276576

Mine happen accidently, I'll have a smoke, start reading then fall asleep

If I try and nap deliberately I never can


 No.276578

Reminder for all NEETs:

Wanking more than twice a day may result in the permanent cancellation of your Newstart / DSP payments.


 No.276579

>>276578

government mandated wank limit


 No.276580

>>276578

I went into wankruptcy yesterday then


 No.276581

>>276578

I wank once a day with breaks of indeterminate length throughout


 No.276582

Do Centrelink job providers get a job people a job? Or do they just watch you sit at a computer and apply for jobs and threaten to cut off your payment? I'm really looking for one, but am too nervous to get one myself.


 No.276583

Having a break

Took another 20mg of ritalin at 10:45am


 No.276584

File: 35970e4d60b178f⋯.jpg (4.47 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190527111741.jpg)

Waiting for it to kick in before I come off my break


 No.276585

File: 87519f7f279fc12⋯.jpg (4.37 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190527112343.jpg)


 No.276586

I managed to get Dan and Shirtless boong in the 8chanmania Tag teams for next week

Should be good


 No.276587

>>276582

They don't do jack shit m8

Only purpose in those places is to give work to fat middle aged women and foriegners that work there.


 No.276588

>>276582

They don't even watch you apply for jobs


 No.276589

>>276568

Being a neet is so 2016 anyway


 No.276590

>>276589

All the cool kids are noots now


 No.276591

I'm in bed enjoying my sickie

No correspondence from boss man


 No.276592

File: 832c13d31da6f41⋯.jpg (62.76 KB, 1005x577, 1005:577, 2019-05-27 12.35.43 www.yo….jpg)

> MUH CLIMATE CHANGE

For Fuck Sake Albanese is DOUCHEBAG


 No.276593


 No.276594

it was the abc news 24 live stream … thank god Albanigger is gone now

LOW ENERGY


 No.276595

>>276592

My uncle was friends with Albo back in the day, There's a photo of them together with bob Hawke.


 No.276596

Quit day on the neetgen


 No.276597

REAL NEET HOURS


 No.276598

>>276591

Go to work


 No.276599

>>276595

Were they naked?


 No.276600

>>276599

Unfortunately for you, they were not


 No.276601

>>276600

Photoshop it so they are naked please, make sure to use big penis


 No.276602

>>276601

I refuse.


 No.276603

I support his refusal


 No.276604

Sickie wank


 No.276605

Sticky wank


 No.276606

File: f01f411b3eea2c2⋯.jpg (27.95 KB, 728x546, 4:3, aid86438-v4-728px-Skank-St….jpg)

Wiki skank


 No.276607

I refuse his supportal


 No.276608

I refuse his seroquel


 No.276609

I sequester your refusals


 No.276610

Old Mrs Hunt

Had a rough cut front

Not a front cut rough

But a rough cut front

Say that 3 times fast NEETs

without swearing


 No.276611

50mg of refusal down the hatch


 No.276612

>>276611

Are.. are you my ex gf ?


 No.276613

I've shaved the hobo beard into an asian style goatee with no connection to the mustache


 No.276614

File: d3c0b37fbc2e287⋯.jpeg (1.47 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, 3E56D466-0719-44FC-A577-8….jpeg)

Afternoon NOOTs!

I’ll post some more tonight after I’ve had a drink or three.


 No.276615

>>276614

I wonder how many guys have said "crikey!" as they plow her


 No.276616

>>276615

They’re having a 21st birthday party at the zoo on July 24 for her. I didn’t realise she was middle aged already.


 No.276617

>>276616

>middle aged

My keyboard is older than her


 No.276618

>>276617

*Proud Winner of Nurgles Keyboard 2018


 No.276619

>>276617

Seen similar volumes of semen and animal shit


 No.276620

>>276619

Now that's just uncalled for m8

My keyboard has been shat on heaps less than bindy

The semens probably right though


 No.276621

>>276614

I'd Love and cherish the fuck outta Bindi


 No.276622

How long till she's starring in furry porn ?


 No.276623

>>276622

She is wholesome.

Her brother on the other hand…


 No.276624

9 minutes till the sickie is over


 No.276625

>>276623

She looks like she needs a good spanking to me


 No.276626

>>275898

>tfw no blind deaf Ausneet Serb gf

you know how they say people lacking one sense have much stronger remaining senses? I bet she's wildly sensitive to touch


 No.276627

>>276271

tfw iwn move our of parents basement coz iwn get a job and dole will never be raised.

tfw ywn be raped in your sleep by NK while couch surfing at the NK compound.


 No.276628

is the job reporting website not working for everyone else?


 No.276629

>>276628

It shits itself all the time.

I still use the 13 32 76 number to report in


 No.276630

>>276617

You're upper aged


 No.276631

Had three assignments all due today at five. Started working like a dog at seven this morning and did everything really well. The most work I've done this year easily. Going to celebrate with a nice schnitzel. Feeling severely impressed.


 No.276632

>>276626

Her sense of super smell might preclude a NEET bf though


 No.276633

>>276631

>tfw impressed


 No.276634

>>276629

How does that work? Like i just list all the jobs over the phone to some worker?


 No.276635

>>276631

Good onya m8, it's good when you can get motivated like that


 No.276636

File: 8d80dfd7daa3f19⋯.jpg (812.09 KB, 1080x2220, 18:37, Screenshot_20190527-171235….jpg)

Is this ok or really gay


 No.276637

>>276632

probably, the BO, goon sweat, and wank residue would do it.


 No.276638

>>276636

Very gay.


 No.276639

>>276636

shave the sides of the moustache off


 No.276640

>>276634

Nope, it asks,

>have you applied for the requisite jobs as set out wank wank

Yes

>Have you fulfilled your job contract wank wank

Yes

>Do you have any change of circumstance to report ?

No

And that's it, they try and make you do some voice storage bullshit but you can refuse it.


 No.276641

>>276639

As a hortler stash or to align it with the lip?


 No.276642

>>276636

Pretty gay, muttonchops next time.


 No.276643

>>276641

What do you think.


 No.276644

>>276636

Why did you black out the nose ?

Are you secret boong,nigger or jew ?


 No.276645

>>276644

Could be a boong jew like NK.


 No.276646

>>276640

wait so just to clarify this is for the x jobs per week shit right?


 No.276647

>>276640

Sounds like a lot of wanking.


 No.276648

What happened to the neet that was getting calls from the hotel? Has he become a call girl for the old ladies?


 No.276649

File: 50bc62147c23931⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 19.05 KB, 403x264, 403:264, m.jpg)

>>276644

>>276645

or something like this


 No.276650

>>276646

Ah, that's how I report in fortnightly.

I do the jobs thing on paper and drop it off.

Sorry if that was wrong


 No.276651

>>276649

Clear signs of abbo ancestry on that nose


 No.276652

>>276649

poo nose


 No.276653

>>276652

>why you don't pass out in India




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