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File: 1b7253910f80cda⋯.png (212.52 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.273589

Any of you NEETs have a second coming?

OLD >>272814

 No.273590

I'm about to have my fifth


 No.273591

>>273589

Has cheesy returned?


 No.273592

File: 53d6d1ed60813e8⋯.jpg (57.84 KB, 761x839, 761:839, annies.jpg)

>Hobosexual


 No.273593

he should fuck off again


 No.273594

>>273589

The bum rash is returning?


 No.273595

>>273590

Beethoven's 5th


 No.273596

>>273594

It's on my belly.


 No.273597

>>273595

Master Beethoven's 5


 No.273598

>>273596

His bum or your rash ?


 No.273599

>>273579

I did do catch up but there was so much I had to skim and couldn't give any reply (you)s.

I saw that NK is moving out. Good for him. NK you should leave all your vile things behind and start fresh, sober and wholesome in your new flat. A new start.


 No.273600

>>273599

>NK you should leave all your vile things behind

He would have literally no things


 No.273601

>>273596

Good, keep it moist and it'll return to it's home in the bum.


 No.273602


 No.273603

>>273599

<Extremely unlikely


 No.273604

>>273599

You have a bizarre amount of faith in our little unna.

It's really strange that you accept him for who and what he is and still want the best out of him. but not others


 No.273605

File: e68261521de8261⋯.png (75.03 KB, 250x250, 1:1, PEPE.png)

>tfw qt girl offers you her place to stay at.


 No.273606

I've seen sober boongs before and they never look happy


 No.273607

>>273599

yeah I agree, it's he's chance to start again


 No.273608

>>273606

Give a boong a bag of goon and he's happy

Teach him to make goon and he'll tell you to FUCK OFF WOIT DOG CUNT


 No.273609

>>273604

He has made a lot of progress. He has shown that he can grow.


 No.273610

>>273609

I've shown that I can grow too


 No.273611

>>273610

Not nearly enough growth though m8


 No.273612

>>273610

indeed you can


 No.273613

>>273609

He has, some of the other NEETs must've been through that in the past and have plateaued. It can't always be endless progression.


 No.273614

>>273610

Maybe that's why he's moving away from his mummybot's prying eyes


 No.273615

>>273609

I agree, his poo pictures are improving this week.


 No.273616


 No.273617

>>273615

Metamucil poos are lying poos.


 No.273618

Yeah, it's true, NK has moved forward.

I bet this time next year he'll be getting young ladies to sign consent forms after he rapes them.


 No.273619

if they cum it wasnt rape


 No.273620

>>273618

His new van will be a game changer


 No.273621

>>273619

if you give consent before it starts they can't rape you


 No.273622

>>273619

>tfw raped more women than rapeNEET


 No.273623

>>273617

He told me he'll bulk up for a special poo when he moved in he told me. He's preparing.


 No.273624

>>273623

fake poo


 No.273625

File: a2b6451516c2a96⋯.jpg (6.7 KB, 250x202, 125:101, 1523920458307s.jpg)


 No.273626

File: 854dd3d71a2e80d⋯.png (30.66 KB, 399x322, 57:46, 1555574041701.png)


 No.273627

I will be going soon enough. Another two weeks off. I am going to have to develop a strategy to deal with the intrusive thoughts. I think step one will be stopping responding to them by saying insulting things to myself out loud. I do it in public sometimes. Some weird loser suddenly barking out "stupid fat pig!" to himself as he walks the doggo. What a sight.


 No.273628

>>273625

He may have been saying he failed to make women cum therefore he raped them

As a joke kinda thing


 No.273629

>>273626

oversized frog images are a waste of resources


 No.273630

I'm genuinely excited to see pics of NKs new place


 No.273631

File: 99807b6c6b96a3a⋯.jpg (261.68 KB, 889x1126, 889:1126, mxbymymyhpnx[1].jpg)

>>273629

They should stop wasting Gods Holy Bandwidth


 No.273632

>>273630

all we're going to see is his toilet and his bed


 No.273633

>>273627

You're not a weird loser, just a guy that says strange things out loud.

I hope you keep well, I want to go see you again soonish. Probably not in the next two weeks. I bought a new car and want it serviced before going on too many cruises.


 No.273634

>>273627

Possum, wtf are you thinking - you're not going to change your life dramatically by sitting around bored out of your mind reading star wars all day.


 No.273635

>>273632

In the one poo pic


 No.273636

Mummybot lets me use the train tracker website.


 No.273637

>>273636

anything to stop your raiding the tendie drawer


 No.273638

>>273636

Artcnigger


 No.273639

How should creatine taste?


 No.273640

>>273639

ground up glass


 No.273641

>>273637

and her knickers drawer.


 No.273642

>>273639

like boong semen


 No.273643

>>273639

like boong semen and sweat


 No.273644

>>273642

kek

mindmeld


 No.273645

>>273640

I wouldn't put it past the chinks.


 No.273646

Where do the chinks get boong semen?


 No.273647

>>273646

They get our stolen wanks and tell them it's from boongs


 No.273648

>>273644

Yeah, this place man.


 No.273649

>>273636

Because of that selfish neet I go here now, just zoom in to the train your interested in and watch as it moves across the country

https://junatkartalla.vr.fi/?lang=en-US


 No.273650

>>273646

they use synthetic boong semen


 No.273651

Take care Posso, send me an email whenever, if you want.

I'm going to go have a lay down bit puffed.


 No.273652

>>273633

I saw that you got a new car. An outback, very very nice. Well done mate. I look forward to seeing it. When I am back online in two weeks we can talk about our next outing. I look forward to it.

A lady at the supermarket today told me that she had been driving behind me and one of my brake lights isn't working. So it looks like I am finally going to have to get my car serviced. Two years I have had it and haven't been able to work up the courage to book a service.


 No.273653

I hate deadlifting.


 No.273654

File: b0bbe2a918fd818⋯.png (328.15 KB, 416x602, 208:301, Repscet.png)


 No.273655

I hate working


 No.273656

I hate everything


 No.273657

I love wanking


 No.273658

>>273634

I think breaking the internet addiction is an important and necessary step to recovering my mental health.

It is not everything in itself but it is necessary. I need to reclaim my mind and my thoughts. Break the cycle of hyper stimulation.


 No.273659

>>273651

Too much wanking?


 No.273660

>>273658

hope it helps m8


 No.273661


 No.273662

File: 9ee07fc0fe87826⋯.png (31.67 KB, 688x578, 344:289, brendanpu.png)

im going to dans bros


 No.273663

>>273658

Yeah, hang in there m8.


 No.273664

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB, 200x320, 5:8, CRAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGG.png)

>>273662

Come to my place instead little NEET

I have goon and candy and meth


 No.273665

Well the whole process went well enough. There were fucking heaps of asians and indians at the clinic. It was all free of course, there was some cute girls there. It was weird to think everyone sitting there had some kind of bum rash.

The doctor I got was this older white hippie girl, she was pretty good, explained everything and was nice too. Asked if I smoked ciggies because they suppress your immune system and slow healing or something. She sprayed my dick with -180c nitrogen or whatever, then had me lay on my side and spread those ol cheeks, had to hold one up for her. The bumhole part was a bit painful but otherwise it was fine. I don't have any awkwardness getting my cock out for doctors anymore.

Now I have some creams to apply for a little while as I await the results of all the testing.

Overall I'm happy with the service and the procedure. Forgot to take some free blueberry condoms.

I'm massively relieved, should have gone earlier but she did say I was at no risk of cancer or anything and that it was just the standard bum rash that majority of people will get at some point.

>>273662

Dan is being really discriminatory this week as I switch between bogan and wagie outfits


 No.273666

>>273658

Have a wank


 No.273667

>>273665

>majority of people will get at some point

she was just being kind

most people will never get this


 No.273668

>>273665

>can ya just hold that bum cheek up a bit for us luv ?


 No.273669

>>273665

glad it went well mate


 No.273670

>>273667

75% of aussies have the

==HPV== mate

>>273668

She was basically like that, it was weirdly calming. Just glad she didnt stick her finger up, she said I'll have to apply the cream inside.


 No.273671

>>273670

wizards cant get hpv


 No.273672

>>273670

It's

ANAL HPV


 No.273673

>>273670

they've been vaccinating highschool kids for hpv for about 15 years now


 No.273674

>>273671

Can't you get it from sex with toilet seats ?


 No.273675

>>273665

who gave you the hpv?


 No.273676

>>273674

She said I probably got the anal hpv from my towel rubbing on my penile hpv


 No.273677

>>273675

some filthy slut of a toilet seat


 No.273678

>>273676

Oh god, possum/cruisey/secret overlord, please banner this post


 No.273679

Wank


 No.273680

the


 No.273681

dog


 No.273682

and


 No.273683

Fuck


 No.273684

The


 No.273685

large


 No.273686

Cops


 No.273687

bumhole


 No.273688

Well, that went in a strange direction


 No.273689

>>273688

Indeed cuntstable


 No.273690

File: 47cde5891d4498c⋯.jpg (202.98 KB, 855x885, 57:59, u4iskvjutrq11[1].jpg)

>>273689

That's Inspector mate

Inspector Bumholes


 No.273691


 No.273692

File: 902a43347a324b7⋯.jpg (60.96 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, helper.jpg)

Going to the park for a joint


 No.273693

>>273692

dont get raped neet


 No.273694

>>273692

I did that earlier !

Have fun m8


 No.273695

>>273693

Its kind of a popular place

Kinda scuured, never smoked there before


 No.273696

>>273695

say goodbye to your anal virginity m8


 No.273697

File: f2ee10d246f585a⋯.jpg (31.15 KB, 625x363, 625:363, f2ee10d246f585a6fc1875a173….jpg)


 No.273698

Marijuana loosens the muscles so try and smoke the joint BEFORE you get raped, not after


 No.273699

>>273698

this neet is wise from experience


 No.273700

File: b9f8d4df490d496⋯.jpg (33.03 KB, 235x385, 47:77, ab005.jpg)


 No.273701

See you in two weeks.

Maybe.


 No.273702

>>273701

Cheers m8, hope it all works out good.


 No.273703

bye


 No.273704

>>273699

Kinda true actually

my ex would only let me do things to her bottom when she was really stoned, dunno if that was physical or mental


 No.273705

>>273701

Goon bye


 No.273706

Theres one more week in the semester and the last assignment for this subject is due at midnight tonight.

I haven't watched a single minute of any of the lectures and now I'm realising that I'm kind of fucked

I always do this shit and never learn

Fuck me dead I'm a dumb cunt


 No.273707

>>273704

i thought you were wise from being the rapee. but actually were the raper


 No.273708

>>273707

Is it rape if it's your gf and she can only say blehhh ?


 No.273709

>>273706

do meth to study faster. even if you fail you'll still have a good time


 No.273710

>>273709

Less teeth = less resistance for blowjobs. A win for every jo


 No.273711

File: 6ad97debb9883f7⋯.png (15.69 KB, 633x758, 633:758, wojak234.png)

>>273706

not a good feel


 No.273712

Boong chicks can lose their teeth without taking meth

Once again proving them the superior race


 No.273713

>>273710

Who needs a career when you can suck dicks under bridges


 No.273714

>>273706

Can you apply for an extension or say your granny died or something ?


 No.273715

>>273713

Hi john


 No.273716

Hawww fuck yee cunts just got paid

$677 im fuckin loaded


 No.273717

>>273716

thats good m8 for one blow job


 No.273718

>>273715

No it's not me


 No.273719

>>273716

buy meth


 No.273720

>>273718

Oh, alright, sorry.

How's the new genitals going anyway ?


 No.273721

>>273713

His clients are the Carers.


 No.273722

>>273720

Dilating is a pain


 No.273723

File: 0380e55e9165b1a⋯.jpg (62.29 KB, 900x900, 1:1, unnamed[1].jpg)

>>273719

fuck off craig

He knows what he wants


 No.273724

>>273717

He's becoming a real earner with his skills.


 No.273725

If we put this NEET to work he could fund the whole commune.

At $677 a bj I estimate we can make 6 bazillion dollars from his efforts


 No.273726

File: 6cc598b6b4b5147⋯.jpg (50.13 KB, 499x499, 1:1, 1510199754001.jpg)

I don't do blowjobs

I blow away all the jobs.


 No.273727

I had a wank at work a few times


 No.273728

>>273727

Was it messy?


 No.273729

>>273701

See you then mate. Take care of yourself.


 No.273730

>>273727

I had a couple wanks at uni


 No.273731

>>273728

Nah, went in her hair mainly


 No.273732

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

someone needs to make something like this with a bag of goon


 No.273733

File: 74d71a3b5567dba⋯.jpg (35.73 KB, 500x542, 250:271, 1558515626145.jpg)

c-crickey m-mate


 No.273734

>>273726

we got an executive over here


 No.273735


 No.273736

steve Irwin fingered my dad


 No.273737

Its those young victorian neets shitting up the board I Bet


 No.273738

>>273736

Got it on film?


 No.273739

>>273725

if we put the profits back into investment we can make our own meth manufacturing plant to pay the blowjob NEET


 No.273740

File: b7f57a576a93af4⋯.jpg (148.55 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, bindi-irwin-bikini-body-be….jpg)

>>273738

You couldn't afford to see it m8

His daughter grew up alright, I'd do her


 No.273741

>>273740

what kind of degenerate wears jeans in the ocean


 No.273742

>>273739

Would .. would that be true communism ?


 No.273743

>>273737

yeah those fucking methheads


 No.273744

>>273741

One with a big bum


 No.273745

>>273742

i think it's just libertarianism with some slavery involved


 No.273746

Going to have a big mac for dinner


 No.273747

>>273745

In soviet Russia bjNEET gives meth to you


 No.273748

Desire to become an opiate addicted expat in Cambodia intensifying


 No.273749

>>273748

have a wank


 No.273750

>>273746

with fries?


 No.273751

>>273746

How about that weather today aye


 No.273752

File: 3bc59346f0ef32a⋯.jpg (1.01 MB, 1080x2220, 18:37, Screenshot_20190522-205016….jpg)

Spotted this near the clinic today


 No.273753

I feel the need NEETs

In the near future I must spray my vile fluids in or on a female human being once again.


 No.273754


 No.273755

File: f8629d9bd0bb9e7⋯.png (983.88 KB, 902x681, 902:681, abr.png)


 No.273756

>>273740

Webby is seeing her next week sometime.


 No.273757

No report about how the big mac was. Unimpressed


 No.273758

The trains have been a hoot and a half tonight.


 No.273759

>>273750

The voucher is for a big mac


 No.273760

Worked today for 8 hours


 No.273761

Train Tracker on one monitor, Harry Potter 17 on the other. Bowl of choccy ice cream.


 No.273762

>>273756

Monday.


 No.273763

A big mac for lunch and a big mac for dinner


 No.273764

Big Mac, big wank


 No.273765

>>273764

A hard earned big Mac deserves a big cold wank


 No.273766

>>273756

If Webber does bindy we all get a turn after

It's the NEET code


 No.273767

>>273766

With her or with him?


 No.273768

File: e60fec376274bdc⋯.gif (157.19 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 1555032842742.gif)

Time for that doobski


 No.273769

>>273767

I'll have her, you can have him


 No.273770

>>273769

You won’t touch the sides after him.


 No.273771

>>273770

I just want to dress up as a sting ray and run at her screaming


 No.273772

>>273771

>first your dad

>NOW YOU WHORE


 No.273773

File: e8193c34c0f496d⋯.jpg (51.58 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 1555899353711.jpg)


 No.273774

Looking for neetkings new house tour vid on saturday


 No.273775

>>273771

I wanna have sex with her bro


 No.273776

>>273775

I want her hpv


 No.273777

>>273776

Starting to realise I'm not depressed

I just have a terrible life


 No.273778

>>273775

Is her bro legal yet?


 No.273779

>>273777

you need more in your life.

you need meth


 No.273780

>>273779

Methamucil


 No.273781

$$\left[\frac{smoke}{meth}\right]$$


 No.273782

Are you still eating NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes, NK?


 No.273783

Another thing I have been doing to fill in the no internet time is I have been cleaning up the yard. I am in the middle of dismantling the back fence. It is so old and fucked. The wood comes away pretty easy since it has rotted so much but the corrugated iron has been tricky. I have suffered many cuts.


 No.273784

>>273782

Oh ffs. That filter. D3xies.


 No.273785

>>273783

What else have you been doing?


 No.273786

I am planning to sort out the inside of the house soon. I need to do something about the dog piss problem.


 No.273787

>>273786

Do you have floorboards or a slab?


 No.273788

File: 07d1664b2b99f81⋯.png (4.2 KB, 184x400, 23:50, unna_walking_small.png)


 No.273789

>>273787

He has only been pissing in the laundry.


 No.273790

File: 1e49d34cdf8797c⋯.png (134.79 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.273791

>>273789

And you need the piss in other rooms?


 No.273792

>>273599

Oh yes, NK you absolute mad boong, btw NK if shit doesn't work out but don't want to live with mummybot I'd let you live in my toilet


 No.273793

>tfw no NEETs ever offer you their toilets


 No.273794

I have been staying up longer and sleeping in later since I quit the internet. I had not expected that.


 No.273795

>>273794

Has quitting the internet affected your wanks?


 No.273796

>>273795

Just what are you implying?


 No.273797

>>273796

Have you put the weight back on?


 No.273798

Going to try and have no wanks tomorrow.


 No.273799

Possum do you have downloaded porn to wank to


 No.273800

File: c66c941832ca76b⋯.png (306.35 KB, 500x413, 500:413, Zulu Dances.png)

400mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.273801

>>273799

Just what are you implying?


 No.273802

>>273799

I printed porn off on the printer. I tried gifs but they don't move and came out in black on white


 No.273803

Might have a wank later on


 No.273804

Assisted wanks


 No.273805

Eating my first vegetable since Friday


 No.273806

>>273805

performing oral sex on quadraplegics isn't cool bro


 No.273807

>>273804

Manual wanks


 No.273808

Electrically operated double-clutch wanks


 No.273809

Feeling pretty depressed regarding my progress in the gym and some other shit going on. I'll explain it tomorrow, I really need some advice from my neet elders.


 No.273810

>>273809

> I really need some advice from my neet elders

If it fits up your bum then God wanted it to be there


 No.273811

>>273809

I'm here 4u


 No.273812

>>273809

Put it to the council tomorrow night.


 No.273813

>>273809

We await the Oracle


 No.273814

>>273809

Things aren't as bad as they seem. Don't panic. Everything will work out okay.


 No.273815

>>273812

Sometimes you put it to the council, sometimes the council puts it to you


 No.273816

anyone itt


 No.273817

>>273816

Aye aye


 No.273818

Wanked goon


 No.273819

Wanked boong


 No.273820

Wanked anal


 No.273821

midnight wanking/finish uni group work

edging helps me finish uni work lol


 No.273822

Wanked dog


 No.273823

>>273821

Tribute the essay


 No.273824

>>273800

Goon work!


 No.273825

JESUS CHRIST

the immigrant line markers doing the resurfaced road are talking smack and about to get into a fight with each other @ 3:26 in the morning….. what fucking idiots


 No.273826

File: 4f2157dc4f77976⋯.png (676.53 KB, 640x360, 16:9, StabYaCunt2.png)

GAS THE WHIOTE DOGS

RACE WAR NOW


 No.273827

>>273825

Livestream it


 No.273828

I'm off for a sleep,

goob noight ya dumb dogs


 No.273829

>>273827

i dont have any social media so thats impossible

literally a fucking muhamed terrorist speaking in jihad and iriish methhead who has an incredibly thick accent… they are loud shitty crew fuck… im not even going to turn on the lights…


 No.273833

1975. What a year.


 No.273838

>>273833

For wanking?


 No.273840

So fuckin sick of this wage lifestyle

Usually I'm more or less ontop of my shit but lately I've been sleeping in, skipping breakfast, buying my lunch, etc. Stressed and unorganized

Struggling to get out of bed this week


 No.273842

>>273786

Theres not a whole lot that can be done tbh unless you want to put a fence up and then put a doggy door in.


 No.273843

Good morning friends.


 No.273844

>>273840

The days are getting shorter and it's colder, I've noticed it too. My alarm used to be 5:30 but is now 6 and I'm not getting out of bed til almost 7 most mornings.


 No.273845

>>273833

1963 Oh what a night


 No.273846

Wank stains began appearing on my chair. It's all over.


 No.273848

>>273846

Phantom wank stains ?

Are ghosts masturbating on your chair ?


 No.273849

File: 00299d7068aa224⋯.png (131.54 KB, 725x1026, 725:1026, boong semen.png)

>>273848

He knows how they got there.


 No.273850

Traffic's off the wall today

Gonna be late


 No.273851

File: 9786c87be5f4e96⋯.png (899.06 KB, 765x1045, 153:209, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw 20 mins behind schedule due to making immature OC

The orriginal was pretty good to begin with


 No.273852

>>273850

Are you posting here while driving?


 No.273853

I wonder how badly jointintheparkNEET got raped last night


 No.273854

goon morning


 No.273855

>>273853

hope he's ok


 No.273856

>>273855

His bum was, but only just.

6/10.


 No.273857

>>273856

You're quite generous.

The other 47 rapists only rated him a 4 at best.


 No.273858

>>273857

those "rapists" are probably pajeets in a call centre cupboard


 No.273859

To wage. Once again.

Have a good one NEETies.


 No.273860

>>273859

you too wagieie


 No.273861

Having some depression burgers in the carpark.

Feel like going home


 No.273862

Hot boong wank


 No.273863

Boonged wank


 No.273864

How do you stop a boong from drowning ?

take your foot off his head, haha


 No.273865

8 hours until I can go home and be stressed out for no apparent reason


 No.273866

>>273865

Sounds like you need a wank


 No.273867

>>273866

Emergency stress relief wanking team deployed sir


 No.273868

When I win lotto I'm gonna hire some aboriginals and use them as furniture


 No.273869

Explosive aboriginal ejaculation in disabled African anus


 No.273870

>>273869

Would that count as interacial ?


 No.273871

My eyes are killing me for some reason today


 No.273872

>>273871

Sounds like they need a wank


 No.273873

That vegetable I had last night has done wonders for my poo


 No.273874

Assistive wanking technology


 No.273875

Going for a volunteer


 No.273876

>>273833

What a time it was


 No.273877

>>273840

Sounds like depression


 No.273878

Wanked grape


 No.273879

Wondering if I should get some durries at lunch


 No.273880

>>273879

Yeah treat yourself bro


 No.273881

Howdy NEEToes, got a rather worrying call from my Dr at about 9:30am and told me to head straight to the blood donation place, my iron levels were through the roof, anyway the blood place has taken a fair bit of my blood and I'm feeling pretty weird but also a lot better, the Dr has officially diagnosed me with inherited haemochromatosis, I'll have to visit a blood bank one to two times a month to have my blood drained and get rid of the excess iron.


 No.273882

I can smell my butt right now.


 No.273883

>>273881

It isn't diet related?


 No.273884

>>273881

Are you going to be alright bro?


 No.273885

In 25 minutes I'll be home and wanking after a hard day at uni.


 No.273886

>>273883

You only have to change your diet + take iron pills if you are deficient in it. I knew an elderly lady who donated blood every year for the sake of donating blood. Then on year she stopped and died from the illness.


 No.273887

File: 5a8c692e4db17af⋯.png (790.2 KB, 547x637, 547:637, neetsmoke.png)

I'm gonna go for a walk and smoke you guys


 No.273888

>>273883

No, it's from a mutated gene I have, I've inherited it from both my parents, it makes your body absorb too much iron, It's called the HFE Gene, celtic curse, viking disease…

>>273884

Yeah I'll be fine, just have to keep giving blood donations to keep my iron levels under control.


 No.273889

>>273888

>it's from a mutated gene

So basically you're saying you're a mutant iron man, and you have the trips to prove it.


 No.273890

>>273887

> and smoke you guys

please don't kill me


 No.273891

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.273892

>>273891

Kek, bloody good song that.

And you work as a mechanic,with iron …

Hmmmm


 No.273893

This also probably describes my "depression" too, Iron overload causes fatigue(which I always put down to depression) and muscle aches, eventually it leads to liver damage and other stuff if untreated.


 No.273894

20 degrees today in Shitbourne, thinking of changing jobs to a part time job. There's nothing too bad about this job apart from the gradual increase in stress/depression that I'm getting from dedicating pretty much all my time to waging , I feel that my mental state will be a lot better if I'm only working for 20-25 hours as opposed to 36. Having said all that I don't want to make this decision impulsively.


 No.273895

File: 05c1777cb097348⋯.jpg (41.94 KB, 828x226, 414:113, 4324234.JPG)

And sure enough, it's shown up on that DNA test my friend got me.


 No.273896

>>273894

When i had jobs i found working 8 hour days so fucking tiring let alone 4 or 5 in a row.


 No.273897

File: f7e748c413ff3c7⋯.jpg (295.51 KB, 2048x1980, 512:495, d3aghqp0mz701.jpg)


 No.273898

>>273895

So are we going to see a new and improved Shire?


 No.273899

>>273893

low iodine levels also causes depression. What were your levels in that?


 No.273900

>>273887

See can't wait to get home and blaze it

Vietnamese roll and durries in the Dan's carpark


 No.273901

>>273898

I dunno, I feel I am doing the best I can with things, I actually feel a lot more energetic after getting my blood drained, might just be placebo though.

>>273899

Dr said everything else was spot on and perfect with my blood and other levels, apart from my platelets, they have an abnormal shape, but she said it could be from the excess iron messing with them.


 No.273902

File: 1d2fe429f32c207⋯.jpg (46.19 KB, 722x457, 722:457, 555678.JPG)

I also have high levels of grug genes


 No.273903

>>273896

I wish I could spend all my time waging

Volunteered today for 2 hours


 No.273904

File: b020aecda708d39⋯.jpg (35.49 KB, 499x592, 499:592, 4234324324.JPG)

Also 32% Fingolian, I had no idea about that, I know both my parents come from Scandinavia, my Mothers side is Norwegian and British, Dad's side is supposed German and Swedish.


 No.273905


 No.273906

File: 443832bba5cec5f⋯.jpg (5.71 KB, 250x247, 250:247, 1556452514873.jpg)


 No.273907

>yfw mum bought you 2 fleetwood mac tickets for your bday but you don't even know another person


 No.273908

>>273907

Take your mummybot with you.


 No.273909

>>273907

Sell the second one and use the cash to buy meth


 No.273910

>>273907

Thats the sort of situation that keeps me up at night


 No.273911

>>273910

whys that


 No.273912

>>273911

Because he is mentally ill.


 No.273913

File: ec26b12e0c6cf0e⋯.jpg (4.86 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190523134853.jpg)

Having a walk


 No.273914

>>273881

Good luck with it Shire. Sounds like a scary situation, but a manageable one for you going forward.


 No.273915

>>273913

is that a uni


 No.273916

File: 3d90b11266cfd79⋯.jpg (6.38 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190523135023.jpg)

File: ce2b6777f36dac4⋯.jpg (3.48 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190523135128.jpg)

File: da47b609eb8bd9e⋯.jpg (5.06 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190523135334.jpg)


 No.273918

File: 0af32c489865e88⋯.jpg (5.6 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190523135641.jpg)


 No.273919

>>273914

Cheers m8, she'll be right,


 No.273920


 No.273921

>>273916

Surprisingly white


 No.273922

>>273916

Did you rape those Granny's


 No.273923

File: a7a965cb096c949⋯.jpg (76.69 KB, 1008x600, 42:25, a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)

Good afternoon neets. Haven't been around for a few days, but today I got danned and it seems appropriate. Forgotten how good and relaxed alcohol can make you feel. NEVER FORGET


 No.273924

>>273918

Is that monash?

>>273921

>Surprisingly white

probably near the arts faculty


 No.273925


 No.273926

>>273904

>Brazenly claiming the fingols are "european"

Truly the triumph of the jews is complete.


 No.273927


 No.273928

Shower wank complete


 No.273929

>>273928

>wank complete

Sounds like you need a wank


 No.273930

Wage poo, number two

A break for me, a post for you


 No.273931

File: 208db7b8555ac8c⋯.png (670.78 KB, 478x676, 239:338, burn.png)

Burn /ausneets/

I consume you all

Bwahahahaha


 No.273932

>>273888

Can they use your blood for donations?


 No.273933


 No.273934

File: 79428f51d950294⋯.jpg (200.87 KB, 1000x1461, 1000:1461, 004[1].jpg)


 No.273935

>>273932

Yep, guess I get to do something generous once a month or so now.


 No.273936

>>273935

My brother gives blood once a month

They give him a cookie and a glass of orange juice


 No.273937

>>273934

can we spoiler the Bulge pictures please


 No.273938

>>273937

All the iron makes the bulge bulgier


 No.273939

bulgier Bulgarian bulge


 No.273940

>>273936

Yeah got a cookie and some juice afterwards, the seats are also comfy as fuck.


 No.273941

>>273940

My brother said you can't specify your blood only go to white people or I'd do it myself

And they don't want my blood because drugs


 No.273942

>>273939

the BBB Brigade


 No.273943

Don't know if it's also placebo, but I feel really lose and flexible, like all the tension in my joints have eased up, feel pretty good.


 No.273944

>>273943

That's good to hear m8


 No.273945

tfw cant dontae blood cause had anal sex in the past 6 months


 No.273946

tfw can't donate semen cause had boong sex last night


 No.273947

Need a wank


 No.273948

>>273947

donate your wank to the wank bank


 No.273949

Do they accept your blood if you smoke buds


 No.273950

File: 5a6aa2d4112518e⋯.jpg (75.57 KB, 768x432, 16:9, 424324324.jpg)

>>273949

I don't think so, they asked if I take any drugs and so on, but for my case, I needed the blood drained regardless.


 No.273951

>>273950

they probs give your blood to aboriginals


 No.273952

>>273930

Lovely poem.

>>273931

Looks like a comfy spot.

>>273933

That URL.

>What a surprise


 No.273953

>>273951

they swap it to the abos for boong semen then sell that to the chinese


 No.273954

Off to work


 No.273955

>>273927

Finns are Uralic and not "indo-european", hence the term Fingol.


 No.273956

>>273953

The chinks then ferment it and use it as a sauce. They consider it a delicacy.


 No.273957

File: 48d3adb311d0993⋯.jpg (53.4 KB, 640x904, 80:113, kiira_korpi.jpg)

>>273955

Fingols are known to use make up, hair dye and image filters to make themselves appear white, but if you look closely enough, you can tell.


 No.273958

File: 9a42cf46ae2486b⋯.jpg (11.51 KB, 260x260, 1:1, 253673.jpg)

>>273956

they then turn that sauce into a powder and put it in instant noodles and sell it back to us


 No.273959

>>273957

what a qt


 No.273960

>>273931

You are a boong.


 No.273961

>>273960

Who has stolen a white man's fingers. Return them to their owner.


 No.273962

>>273961

White dog take my land, I take his fingers


 No.273963

File: acb04bf01a37e4b⋯.png (1.33 MB, 879x596, 879:596, whitedog.png)


 No.273965

File: 8eeb057ef5a9989⋯.jpg (20.03 KB, 678x452, 3:2, abo_flag.jpg)

>>273962

ALWAYS HAS BEEN


 No.273966

>ordered dominos again

how I can break the cycle bros


 No.273967

>>273963

kek, the white nationalist doggo


 No.273968


 No.273969

Misso making some spag bol for din dins


 No.273970

>>273969

give her one up the bum while she's cooking


 No.273971


 No.273972

Vile comments from embarrassing sexless neets.


 No.273973

Tempted.

https://www.bikesales.com.au/bikes/details/2010-honda-cbr600rr-my11/OAG-AD-17117502/?Cr=4&psq=(And.Service.Bikesales._.(C.Make.Honda._.Model.CBR600RR.)_.State.NSW.)&pso=0&pss=Premium#


 No.273974

File: c41811adc620a1a⋯.jpg (148.21 KB, 631x712, 631:712, boong_doctors.jpg)

>>273961

Being indigenous is about more than just skin colour, more than just DNA. It's not just about traditions or culture or language. In fact, it's mostly about ticking a box on a form that says 'I identify as a person of indigenous or Torres Strait Islander background' and reaping the subsequent government gibs.


 No.273975

>>273972

When was the last time you had sex, possum?


 No.273976


 No.273978

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>273973

fastboi


 No.273979

Rainbow serpent


 No.273980

File: a4dce2eac50887e⋯.png (2.65 MB, 1500x829, 1500:829, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1d212f07b7d5915⋯.png (230.45 KB, 288x400, 18:25, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1d212f07b7d5915⋯.png (230.45 KB, 288x400, 18:25, ClipboardImage.png)

>>273902

do you have an occipital bun? It's associated with the brainier features we inherited from the noble grugs.

>extreme example 1 related

do you look more like image 2 or 3?

Those are western european phenotype mashups for people with large grug ancestry.


 No.273981

File: 07c9b76c972f8c1⋯.jpg (574.45 KB, 2392x2346, 52:51, om.jpg)


 No.273982

File: 4a8bd213fd5b5fa⋯.png (213.32 KB, 290x398, 145:199, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b67a2127558f8bc⋯.png (204.81 KB, 294x392, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 011bbf9a8af62da⋯.png (199.6 KB, 285x402, 95:134, ClipboardImage.png)

>meant to be image two

>latter two images are just to give an idea


 No.273983


 No.273984

>>273980

Yeah I have that bun thing, kinda look like the 2nd guy.


 No.273985

File: 6f8d41ecd586952⋯.jpg (108.47 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, D6a35VmXsAAhYF8.jpg)


 No.273986

File: 381746b361cbf25⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1022x558, 511:279, ClipboardImage.png)

>>273984

noice. make some cave paintings to make your ancestors proud or get a scandinavian knife or something. https://www.knifeplanet.net/scandinavian-knives-guide/


 No.273987

>>273986

I have a seax a friend gave me for a birthday a while back.


 No.273988

>>273986

Nice knives unna


 No.273989

>>273987

That's really cool.


 No.273991

File: 46abdf71fbd3720⋯.jpg (2.14 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_7825.JPG)

>>273989

Haha just on my afternoon ride and saw this… had to post it here.


 No.273992

>>273987

>seax

tfw you've never had a seax


 No.273993

>>273992

have seax


 No.273994

>>273993

Want to have a seax with someone who has never had a seax before.


 No.273995

You NEETs are all seax mad


 No.273996

>>273995

Not me I don't need sex when I have nurophen plus


 No.273997

>>273996

Drug abuse and alcoholism have caused you erectile dysfunction.


 No.273998

have you had your inner health meth today?


 No.273999

>>273923

And a Goon Afternoon to you too!


 No.274000

dirty shit biscuits


 No.274001

shitty dirt biscuits


 No.274002

Is it true that if a NEET were to rape NK he would steal his powers and become the new jewboong of the night ?


 No.274003

NK biscuits


 No.274004

NK buttocks


 No.274005

Just had a good wank.


 No.274006

Wank biscuits


 No.274007

Just had a good spag bol


 No.274008

Spag bol biscuits


 No.274009

soggy biscuits


 No.274010

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Having a feel


 No.274011

>>274007

I hope it didn't fill her up too much for tonight.


 No.274012

>>274011

He already spag'd all over her bol


 No.274013

>>274012

Caliente!


 No.274014


 No.274015


 No.274016

Fatigued wank


 No.274017

>rule 634, subsection j:penis

>All NEETs with gf's must accept that they and their partners sex lives will be subjected to insinuation,fantasy and outright wrongspeak by the less sexually priveliged NEETs.


 No.274018

Wank deprivation tank


 No.274019

>>274017

yeah I think that is fair, they mentioned them so we can fantasize about them


 No.274020

>>274019

I like to fantasise about Cruisey and his missus doing master/slave shit


 No.274021

>>274020

I thought Cruisey is only a slave to the after hours phone?


 No.274022

>>274021

He is a slave at work but at home he is a plantation overlord


 No.274023

>>274020

cruisey in a full leather hood, tied up to an X frame…HOT


 No.274024


 No.274025


 No.274026

Hey, it's boong day on Sunday


 No.274027

>>274026

M8 that's every Friday at Dan's this weekend (perhaps) and then every Tuesday and Friday at Craig's after his move


 No.274028

>>274027

Nah, I meant sorry day

I'm gonna throw bottles at them then say sorry.


 No.274029

>>274028

Pathetic, you should be handing out 4c sniff vouchers.


 No.274030

>>274028

>>274029

Or perhaps make a 10c one on photoshop and hand that out.


 No.274031

File: c230a4e650bd88e⋯.jpg (65.42 KB, 704x396, 16:9, 24xqwx7[1].jpg)

>>274029

4 FUCKING CENTS !!!

You think I'm boong santa or something m8 ?


 No.274032

I want to work more than 76 hours a fortnight


 No.274033

>>274028

throw goon bags refilled with water at them, then shout out sorry


 No.274034

File: 8d8f06727b8b007⋯.png (152.05 KB, 328x279, 328:279, 4c.png)


 No.274035

>>274032

You've gone mad with the volunteering and worklust

I prescribe 3 weeks of heavy pot smoking and pizza eating


 No.274036

>>274033

>refilled with water

*sniff

>>274034

Print that on the back of the 10c one.


 No.274037

File: 670e941f5f640c1⋯.jpg (179.27 KB, 613x1024, 613:1024, 23888772196_5c96082fe0_b[1….jpg)

Also, this may be the most depressing boong pic I've ever found


 No.274038

feel cold bros


 No.274039

>>274037

boong santa fucked the lot of them


 No.274040

>>274037

The woman in the back right sums it up pretty well…


 No.274041

Is boong santa missing an eye ?


 No.274042

File: 5fcc960651f6a7e⋯.jpg (69.14 KB, 350x345, 70:69, 5fcc960651f6a7eb2499a4da27….jpg)


 No.274043

>>274041

I think he is missing a lot of things


 No.274044

>>274043

Anus flexibility being among the most concerning.


 No.274045

>>274042

Holy shit, someone saved an uncle abo ?


 No.274046

>>274045

I did…


 No.274047

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>273861

>Feel like going home

iktf all too well


 No.274048

>>274038

put your heater on


 No.274049

File: 11b01cd066f2019⋯.jpg (69.12 KB, 350x345, 70:69, nigg.jpg)

>>274046

I thought everyone hated them so I stopped making them


 No.274050

Wage complete, left after 5 because some boomer lady needed help installing outlook on her laptop. Traffic was shit but otherwise the best and most productive day so far.

Time to put on the holy track pants and crack a tinnie


 No.274051

the boongs are back in town


 No.274052

Wash your trackies NEETs.


 No.274053

>>274050

>Wage complete,

it was always the best time of the day for me


 No.274054

>tfw no trackies


 No.274055

>>274052

I don't think the machine can handle that


 No.274056

>>274055

Rage against it


 No.274057

>>274049

I saved that one, but never posted it until now. Thought it was a good image response.


 No.274058

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.274059

>>274054

Get some trackies


 No.274060

>>274059

I need to,I wake up early and cold mornings are nasty

Plus I might lose my bogan license


 No.274061

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Had a call after work letting me know a participant I'm very fond of potentially had a stroke today


 No.274062

why does the default colour for trackies also have to be the colour that best showcases semen stains?


 No.274063

>>274062

Must have been designed by a woman


 No.274064

>>274062

My go to ones are old grey ones with a string. The black ones show off your produce the best though.


 No.274065


 No.274066

>>274062

Get grey ones

how new are you?

Hides beer stains, boogers, cum stains, etc


 No.274067

>>274062

You are meant to have a designated pair of trackies that you dont wank in for trips out


 No.274068


 No.274069

>>274067

You expect me to change trackies before I wank ?


 No.274070

>>274066

Sounds like a plan, plus if I get another pair then I can avoid washing them all for even longer


 No.274071

>>273881

Shit, you should be ok but you may need to keep that monitored and keep giving blood.


 No.274072

Or get a vampire goth chick gf


 No.274073

>>273887

How were we?


 No.274074

>>273888

>HFE Gene, celtic curse, viking disease…

Hmm.


 No.274075

>>274072

I briefly had one of those and she seemed to think blood came out of the penis


 No.274076

>>274075

I actually had a 90s goth gf and she believed during sex she should imitate a corpse


 No.274077

>>274076

sounds like she was just lazy


 No.274078

>>274076

weber?


 No.274079

>>274077

so lazy, so very lazy

But .. she let me do sex things on her

>>274078

Nope, wrong old cunt


 No.274080

>>274031

That's the weirdest boong I've ever seen


 No.274081

>>274080

You need to go on a boong watching tour


 No.274082

>>274081

That's another good commune funding idea


 No.274083

Did NK says when hes going to bali? I'm goin in July


 No.274084

>>273907

I used to want a tattoo of Stevie riding a goat through hell.


 No.274085

>>274083

I'm going in December


 No.274086

>>274085

that's when there are the most potential victims


 No.274087

File: f2254ea5df1cbc2⋯.png (9.93 KB, 568x112, 71:14, wtf.png)

I'm afraid to click this link


 No.274088

>>273931

I bet your phlegm feels like boong semen


 No.274089

>>274087

>civilized

hmm


 No.274090

File: dc92ff7705eb6fc⋯.jpg (2.31 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, currynigger.jpg)

Chicken curry and rice for dindins


 No.274091

>>274088

I've been coughing my ring out since the cold weather started tbh

A lifetime of lung abuse is catching up on me, I can barely have 6 or 7 buckets first thing now.


 No.274092

File: 6bf7a025ed278de⋯.png (425.84 KB, 600x519, 200:173, ClipboardImage.png)

>>273943

this is the cure for depression, the ancients knew


 No.274093

>>274092

Showing some other guy your penis is the ancient cure for depression ?

That explains the Greeks


 No.274094

>>274093

Gay sex cures depression


 No.274095

>>274094

Then why are all the poofters so unhappy ?


 No.274096

>>274095

Their oppressed.


 No.274097

>>273980

That has no modern use.

It's where neck muscles and tendons attach, people with larger ones have worse neck pain.


 No.274098

>>274096

Bloody gay peasants


 No.274099

>>274020

We fantasise about you fantasising about us.


 No.274100

File: b5ee7eb5d00bae6⋯.png (34.99 KB, 765x758, 765:758, 1524861305717.png)

>tfw having takeaway and homemade curry.


 No.274101

>>274099

We're gonna get stuck in an infinite wank loop soon


 No.274102

>>274085

>tfw thinking about going to Bali in December


 No.274103

>>274023

Boss was telling us about how he used to be a property appraiser. He was doing one for a place in a rich area of Sydney and the house plan said 4 rooms. The owner was heading to Temple It gets better, I almost feel like he baits me sometimes with things like that in his stories. He kept saying that he couldn't go in the 4th room. Boss couldn't leave til he made the whole appraisal, anyway he just walks in and strapped to a wall sideways is a 4 foot tall Asian lady with a gag in her mouth.

The dude was going to Temple, which can be hours and was just leaving her on the wall.


 No.274104

>>274101

We may need an extra set of hands. Sperg


 No.274105

I wish I was rich enough to have Asian girl wall ornaments


 No.274106

>>274032

Burnout is real, be careful.


 No.274107

>>274103

Hot

>tfw miss tying up asian girls


 No.274108

>>274105

a concerning post


 No.274109

>>274108

It's all good m8, I'm just a colossal pervert


 No.274110

>>274084

do you have any pics of what it was gonna be


 No.274111

>>274091

Smoke pipes, you'll get used to them after a bit and you wont get water on your lungs, you'll also go through a lot less pot.


 No.274112

File: fdd6abf059dfa86⋯.jpg (18.89 KB, 480x355, 96:71, 1557950281688.jpg)

That feel when no oriental harem


 No.274113

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>274110

Nah, this was when I was 20.

I wanted it sort of coming right at you with her tits out and riding it like a bronco bucking.

Listening to this at the moment, before Stevie but jeez, they were alright. Mick can keep a great beat.


 No.274114

I just realised we've lost oriental fancier,Karen poster and NoFun

Is someone stealing our weebs ?


 No.274115

>>274093

I've been offering to cure your qualms for years now but you've never taken up the offer.


 No.274116

>>274114

Amine is a downward spiral. We are the last point before it is too late.

Cheesey probably went with them.


 No.274117

>>274115

A mans penis is a sacred thing and should only be shared with his wife and all the abo's behind the train station


 No.274118

>>274107

>tfw misso tying up asian girls


 No.274119

>>274117

Meet me behind the train station.


 No.274120

>>274119

BUT I'M NOT MARRIED !!!


 No.274121

Imagine if an actual boong stumbled upon this board out of the blue one day


 No.274122

>>274121

It would be a good read on the ABC website


 No.274123

>>274121

There was a "boong" on kiwi farms called himself jesus

I think he was 1/268 part boong though


 No.274124

>>274123

We have one who is at least double that who plays with trains, another one which no one cares about.


 No.274125

My pajeet uber driver was listening to country music. He didn't talk beyond the bare minimum though so he got 5 stars. Would let him take my to IGA to buy tobacco again.


 No.274126

>>274113

i want stevie to greet me in heaven


 No.274127

>>274125

I've made that trip many a time


 No.274128

>>274124

The smartest guy I know is 1/64 boong, he's a tech and computer genius.

Literally part of the "stolen generation" and he's never claimed 1 boong dollar


 No.274129

>>274128

1/32 sorry


 No.274130

>>274128

Does it even count at that point? Like that whole 1/16 Cherokee thing Seppos do.


 No.274131

>>274130

Yeah, that's true.I can sort of see it in him but only once he told me.


 No.274132

>>274126

She will go to hell for how she treated Christine.


 No.274133

Ay sperg how is work. You haven't told us much about it.

Where will you go if you quit? You could try working a couple 12 hour days in a warehouse or something, some places offer positions like that where they dont expect 5 shifts a week


 No.274134

>>274133

I hope he's been collecting a lot of semen.


 No.274135

>>274114

>>274116

What if Karen poster, oriental fancier and cheesey were all the same person? And what if NoFun neet was just him in a bad mood?


 No.274136

>>274135

I thought they were all NK tbh


 No.274137

>>274136

Who we all know is just possum in a mask and wig


 No.274138

>>274114

I'm a pretty big oriental fancier tbh mate


 No.274139

>>274138

I only like slutty asians


 No.274140

>>274114

I hope so


 No.274141

Mid-assignment cram durry


 No.274142

>>274141

>I am familiar with this feel.


 No.274143

having a beer


 No.274144

>>274142

>beep boop


 No.274145

>>274144

101101001001110


 No.274146


 No.274147

2


 No.274148

Possum, the bots are sexually harassing me again


 No.274149

>>274146

>>274147

Hang on, if 0=no and 1=yes then 2 must =anal


 No.274150

>tfw thinking about how all the kids I grew up with have slowly left my neighbourhood.

>tfw thinking how I use to go over friends houses to play their SNES/64's and playstations

>tfw thinking how riding my bike around and playing outside were some of the best times in my life.

>tfw thinking about childhood nostalgia.


 No.274151

Worked today for 4 hours


 No.274152

>>274151

>tfw thinking about how I guess this is growing up.


 No.274153

>>274152

>tfw you need to have a beer and stop thinking so much m8


 No.274154

>>274131

Are you sure he doesn't just have Irish ancestry?


 No.274155

Its all so-so ya know

I miss comfy saturday mornings playing GTA with my brother infront of the tv

I don't miss hearing my parents fighting and my dad revving off in his fully sick ute after mum went shitz about some bullshit


 No.274156

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>274153

>tfw no beer

I'll stop thinking after this song finishes.


 No.274157

File: 4c171cfc64bcc46⋯.jpg (31.94 KB, 654x437, 654:437, kookaburra.jpg)

Sosig


 No.274158

>>274154

Kek

And also disapproving frown due to my Irish girl fetish


 No.274159

>>274155

I miss my mum.


 No.274160

Wanked masturbation


 No.274161

getting toasty in front of the heater


 No.274162

communal wank in the neet jazuzzi


 No.274163

>>274161

It's not even that cold you soft cunt.


 No.274164

>>274155

>I am somewhat familiar with this feel.


 No.274165

Got this pretty sick speaker setup at my desk but lately I find myself listening primarily through my $18 BP earbuds


 No.274166

File: 50409622a7452f9⋯.png (60.14 KB, 513x175, 513:175, TheEyesofDan.png)

Why do you no longer speak of me filthy NEETs ?

Is your love so fickle ?

BOW DOWN AND BEG MY FORGIVENESS NEETS


 No.274167

>>274157

I would feed it one.


 No.274168

Masturbated wank


 No.274169

>>274166

Amy at first choice has 6 packs for 10 bucks if you spend over $30

Where are your deals cunt? Always trying to jew me into one of your fuckin membership cards, just give me cheap piss unna!


 No.274170

FRIDAY TOMORROW WAGIES FUCK YEAH


 No.274171

>>274170

Luckily I have work on Saturday


 No.274172

File: 51496d5378aa816⋯.png (314.95 KB, 902x900, 451:450, Untitled.png)

>>274169

Amy at first choice is a dirty little whore.

I will match any price or offer, this is known.

Don't try my patience with this shit boy.


 No.274173

>>274172

Nobody beats off Dan Murphy.


 No.274174

>>274173

Amy from first choice does


 No.274175

>>274173

NK has tried when he's on his NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes


 No.274176

Thinking about nk moving into his new joint tomorrow


 No.274177

>>274176

I'd genuinely drink more than usual just from the all round good vibes on the gen


 No.274178

I wonder if he's raped the curtains yet


 No.274179

File: 2e738477e9f2f1d⋯.png (132.85 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 2e738477e9f2f1d891b5cc35cd….png)

>Wrote out 15 things on my todo today list this morning

>Have completed 3 of them

There's still plenty of day left, right neets?


 No.274180

>>274179

20% is pretty good by NEET standards m8


 No.274181

hpv biscuits


 No.274182

File: f36fd66fc91ff90⋯.jpg (7.34 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1556669908846s.jpg)

>>274179

I've done 1 today: "put fuel in car"

At best I'll get 4 total. One is another to do list


 No.274183

>>274182

I was going to wash my towels and go for a walk.

I had a walk


 No.274184

Thinkin bout how when the misso would blaze with me she'd always pretend she wasnt high afterwards even when she clearly was and get annoyed when I laughed at her being high.

Absolutely drop dead adorable it was, her curled up on the couch getting lost in conversation and giggling at whatever we were watching before trying to maintain a straight face incase I notice


 No.274185

File: c869462f1643d0d⋯.jpg (17.62 KB, 200x157, 200:157, 2967140[1].jpg)

>>274184

Stop thinking


 No.274186

>>274184

nice but not good wank fuel


 No.274187

>>274185

WTF, Varg? Thinking is My Will and You Question It?


 No.274188

File: 505f7e17ab5296a⋯.jpg (77.48 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1331441132516.jpg)


 No.274189

File: acbe4001028749c⋯.png (50.11 KB, 369x375, 123:125, varg-7[1].png)

>>274187

Thinking of your ex is weak

And weakness makes you masturbate


 No.274190

Strange to think that nk may be wanking for the very last time in his current abode. Really puts life in perspective.


 No.274191

Just finished that assignment in a couple of hours.

I had 2 weeks to do it and I'm a day late.

Fuck me, I'm so fucking smart, but I'm also such a dumb cunt. Everyone always told me I was so switched on and I'd like to believe it, I wonder what I could achieve if I stopped fucking around and falling into the same old bad habits.


 No.274192

>>274191

>in a couple of hours.

And you told us about it hours before midnight yesterday


 No.274193

File: 61a9ccb80d8e200⋯.png (140.75 KB, 253x348, 253:348, Hmmmmm.png)


 No.274194

>>274193

stop sniffing sniff


 No.274195

>>274192

I had trouble with one question so I decided to get high and play video games and ignore it instead


 No.274196

File: 8d685c1f5197017⋯.png (503.71 KB, 577x318, 577:318, neetlife3.png)


 No.274197

>>274194

is fuel wordfiltered too?


 No.274198

>>274132

wait what did she do to her?


 No.274199

>>274195

That pretty much sums up my high school experience


 No.274200

>has potential

>needs to apply self

>must try harder

Every report I got at school


 No.274201

>>274200

Mine mostly said I needed to socialize more. If my teachers could see me now they'd probably still say the same thing.


 No.274202

>>274200

What caused us to become like this?

Was it video games and tv?


 No.274203

>>274200

Quite familiar.


 No.274204

>>274202

Not really, We had no tv and no computer till I was 12 it was an Atari 2600

I just never really gave a shit, it was easier to fade into the background than do the work.


 No.274205

>>274202

Also, sorry, misread that as an ask rather than a general question


 No.274206

>>274204

is mediocrity truly the authentic Australian spirit


 No.274207

>>274206

>she'll be right mate


 No.274208

>>274206

at least we're up there in landmass per capita


 No.274209

>>274206

The spirit of the land has made us all a bit boong


 No.274210

>>274200

same here

>needs to participate more


 No.274211

>>274210

Ah, forgot that one


 No.274212

>must stop wanking in aboriginal history class


 No.274213

>must stop smoking cones at lunch time


 No.274214

File: 3384a9552125056⋯.png (134.91 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.274215

>>274214

a bit late tonight


 No.274216

>>274198

Fucked her husband.


 No.274217

>>274200

Mine was that too, plus easily distracted


 No.274218

>>274202

Nah, I didn't have internet til I was an adult and rarely played vidya.


 No.274219

>must stop skipping class to smoke durries under the bridge


 No.274220

thinking about new trackies


 No.274221

>>274114

>lost oriental fancier

im not gone its just too much effort to post here so i just lurk now.


 No.274222

>>274221

you lazy boong


 No.274223

What about that neet who liked indian women


 No.274224

thinkin about meth induced turbo wank


 No.274225

File: be5683fa16ab794⋯.jpg (7.82 KB, 180x180, 1:1, smart frogs.jpg)

>>274200

I mostly got stuff about absenteeism, though one year I got a report saying that I was very diligent in completing work but rarely engaged in class discussions.


 No.274226

>>274223

that's all of us now


 No.274227

>>274223

There is an indian woman in my tafe class who has lower back hair, it was disturbing to say the least.


 No.274228

>>274150

Being a kid sucked, couldn't even wank or drink goon. Pointless


 No.274229

>>274227

Shoulda seen my ex mate. Shaved her lower legs in highschool to wear dresses and shorts, now her legs are almost as hairy as mine.

Found it kind of erotic almost


 No.274230

File: 6876f176f65b054⋯.jpg (26.2 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 6876f176f65b054256c489b176….jpg)

>>274200

Teachers are taught to write this shit instead of saying 'the kid is just plain dumb and belongs in a special school'


 No.274231

>>274229

This is how furries are formed.


 No.274232

>>274228

I wanked as a kid


 No.274233

File: 2d48ab375d5f0b0⋯.png (535.95 KB, 452x824, 113:206, poojeta.png)


 No.274234

>>274176

I probably won't "move in" till sometime next week, was crunching numbers for what I will be spending over the next 3 months and figured out I could buy new appliances and not bother with renting a ute. Most of my stuff gets delivered next week and the Internet will probably take longer knowing this fucking country but ill move some small stuff in tomorrow


 No.274235

>>274234

As long as your fridge is moved you'll be fine


 No.274236

>>274235

I'll need a mattress too, mine won't fit in the astra so I gotta wait for the new one to be delivered


 No.274237

>>274234

If its an apartment you might be able to get the internet connected in a couple days. I did


 No.274238

>>274233

Now I must grow a moustache like that


 No.274239

>>274236

strap it to the roof, what could go wrong?


 No.274240

aboriginal penis inspections


 No.274241

>>274233

I just love their saris and bangles and extravagant piercings and shit

Adorable conservative village women


 No.274242

>>274240

what is the word for penis proctology?


 No.274243

>>274242

URETHRAL PLAY


 No.274244

>>274242

>what is the word for penis proctology?

A typical Thursday in Joondalup


 No.274245

goon night


 No.274246

File: 0478b10b72a1c82⋯.jpg (95.45 KB, 400x542, 200:271, japanese-nurse.jpg)

>>274245

In honour of the absent oriental fancier, gook night.


 No.274247

>>274246

She can inspect my bumhole


 No.274248


 No.274249

File: 7688879b2c0abf7⋯.png (202.78 KB, 600x464, 75:58, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.274250

File: 4926fa520cc1cc6⋯.png (825.43 KB, 640x874, 320:437, ClipboardImage.png)

Good night friends.


 No.274251

>>274237

Nah its a two bedroom unit so no stairs or anything


 No.274252

>>274239

Some neet will wank on it from a highway overpass


 No.274253

>>274252

>You think it's just starting to rain

>Then you look up


 No.274254

File: 370dddb96c12db7⋯.jpg (268.59 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, taxi-driver.jpg)

I feel completely encapsulated and trapped by the stress in my life right now. Not a good feel.

I feel like I'm hanging on by a thread and everything could collapse at any time, truly on the fuckin edge bros


 No.274255

>>274254

Let it all go. You can rebuild your life from the rubble.


 No.274256

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>274254

That's not good to hear man.

Not sure I have any helpful advice but when I've felt like that I think about previous times of stress and remember that everything works itself one way or another. I'd try and remember things that've helped in the past that weren't destructive that help, going for a drive, take some photos/time-lapses, smoke, /nightwalk/, talking to someone often often helps.

Breathing exercises/meditation are good.

Usually I'll listen to some music or have a read usually both


 No.274257

But yeah in essence: >>274255

There's a power to you gain when you're able to let things go.


 No.274258

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.274259

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hitting the Gavin Degraw tonight for some nostalgic feels.


 No.274260

Got a big weekend to-do list

Feels good


 No.274261

>>274260

whats on the list bro


 No.274262

>>274261

Basically every organisational task of someone who fell off the rails this week


 No.274263

>>274254

Have a meth


 No.274264

>>274263

you're such a capricorn


 No.274265

night neets have a wank


 No.274266

Wanked shit


 No.274267

Wanked as


 No.274268

wanked jew


 No.274269

Having a tea at the moment


 No.274270

anyone itt


 No.274271

just started pissing down

comfy


 No.274272


 No.274273

>>274271

Very nice, I'm bout to smoke the fuck outta a fag. I'll let you know what the weather's like here.


 No.274274

>>274270

yes, I'm looking up the Indian enclave in a Bangledeshi enclave thats in an Indian Enclave that is in Bangladesh


 No.274275

>>274274

????????


 No.274276

>>274275

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dahala_Khagrabari

I know right but it was a thing until 2015


 No.274277

>>274273

how was the fag?


 No.274278

The weather is peaceful, cool but not cold. Slight wind but more or less still, hald of the sky is cloudy, stars and moon are bright. The moon is beautiful. Would be good /nightwalk/ weather.

>>274276

Strange.

>>274277

Satisfying.


 No.274279

File: ade117d911c4e8f⋯.jpg (37.59 KB, 450x373, 450:373, 665.jpg)

>>274278

This weather is my absoloute favourite


 No.274280

File: b57612cf02484fd⋯.png (838.12 KB, 640x446, 320:223, VeryComfyPepe2.png)

>>274279

Mine too, only thing that would make it better is a cute unna sleeping naked peacefully in my bed.


 No.274281

zero wank drive tonight


 No.274282

>>274281

I was similar, had I read through some erotica and ended up wanking, was not a particularly enthusiastic wank

>tfw gf2019 can't happen soon enough.


 No.274285

>>273881

No more metallic dildos in your ass from now on, NEET.


 No.274289


 No.274290

morning biscuits


 No.274292

File: 331b65cfcf27bfd⋯.png (98.46 KB, 1024x654, 512:327, ClipboardImage.png)

>>274276

What the hell? That's heaps weird.


 No.274293

Good morning friends

>>274290


 No.274295

>>274292

> when warring ethnic poo states get given a British system of Law to arbitrate their disputes


 No.274296

File: 4e563e2976fb555⋯.mp4 (9.73 MB, 640x360, 16:9, wah wha.mp4)

> no morning posts

ILL GIVE YOU A GOOD MORNING NEETO


 No.274297

GOOD MORNING POSSUMS!


 No.274298

>>274297

Morning.


 No.274299

>>274296

Morning. You should say good morning too.


 No.274300

>>274296

thank you friendo. good morning to you too! <3


 No.274301

File: 59e3c3e76f64c7c⋯.jpg (1.71 MB, 2248x2608, 281:326, 46abdf71fbd3720ab139c36367….jpg)


 No.274302

4 unauthorised threads. Lazy mods.


 No.274303

File: abfe6c780f79bae⋯.png (301.24 KB, 617x415, 617:415, adolfboong.png)

G'mornin all


 No.274304

>>274302

Cheers


 No.274305

>>274303

Morning


 No.274306

>>274301

Morning


 No.274307

Slept in by an hour

Fuck

At least it's Friday


 No.274308

>>274307

I've been up for an hour and a half and I'm 20 mins behind schedule. Better go wash my penis.


 No.274309

I've been up for 2 hours and I've only had 9 cones


 No.274310

>>274297

morning


 No.274311

>>274309

same. its sure going to be one of those days.


 No.274312

>>274311

I'm gonna smoke so much I poo my pants


 No.274313

Need a wank


 No.274315

>>274313

I stole it.


 No.274316

>>274315

I had it.


 No.274317

>>274316

Check your cumdies, it's not there anymore.


 No.274318

aboriginal wank thievery


 No.274319

stolen wank generation


 No.274320

1788 and counting wanks stolen


 No.274321

Time for the wagemporium, get to give the after hours phone back today. Not that that will stop people calling my work phone.

Also have a meeting at 3:30 so if I get through that quick I can have an early minute.

Have a good day NEETs.


 No.274322

Wanked orgasm


 No.274323

File: ab4b72eb69fd9bf⋯.gif (674.24 KB, 474x498, 79:83, tenor.gif)

woke up earlier than usual, it's gonna be a comfy day friends.


 No.274325

it's cold


 No.274328

Slept in and missed my exit on the fwy.

Somehow got to work on time


 No.274329

Got my first Ritalin prescription from the psychiatrist today


 No.274330

>>274329

Faaark

How and where


 No.274331

>>274330

I told the psychiatrist I wanted to start taking Ritalin again, as it had a positive effect on my concentration when I was a child


 No.274332

Wanked ejaculate


 No.274333

File: 9237205dfa1be88⋯.png (37.17 KB, 1127x685, 1127:685, 1460623005667[1].png)

I want speed pills too

Not fair


 No.274334

>>274317

What the fuck? There's only pee in them. What did you do?


 No.274337

Ritalin wank


 No.274338

Having some almonds


 No.274339

File: 0d86e318d5b6954⋯.jpg (3.61 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, IMG20190524110941.jpg)


 No.274340

>>274339

Is that swinburne?


 No.274341

Had a dream that i had a gf


 No.274343

>>274341

How awful.


 No.274344


 No.274346

Miss all the hot chicks in uni


 No.274348

the NEETs are quiet and mopey today


 No.274350

Almost breakfast time


 No.274351

Almost carpark dirty time


 No.274352

I mean durry time. Wouldn't mind getting dirty tho


 No.274353

getting down and dirty with them carpark sluts


 No.274354

Incredibly depressed at work


 No.274355

>>274354

Visit the carpark sluts


 No.274356

File: acdbcb5eb886d7c⋯.png (708.69 KB, 1514x904, 757:452, Capture.PNG)

what shirt do i want neets


 No.274357

>>274356

The last one (maternity blouse)


 No.274358

>>274356

yeah I vote for the maternity blouse as well, it will allow room for expansion


 No.274359

The unauthorised threads increased

MODS

MOOOOODS

CCCCUUUIIISSSEEEYYY!!!


 No.274360

>>274359

kek, we've been invaded by cows


 No.274361

==CCCCRRRRUUUIIISSSEEEYYY!!!== *


 No.274362

>>274360

Good eatin


 No.274363

>>274361

Fml, just end my suffering


 No.274366

>>274356

Thirding Maternity blouse


 No.274367

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>>274364


 No.274368

>>274364

I've been thinking about getting into archery too.


 No.274369

Vietnamese food and durries in the Dan's carpark. Almost fell in love with the adorable girl who served me.


 No.274370

BUM


 No.274371

>>274367

So cute that i wanna shoot it.

>>274368

Go for it shooting bows is very fun, i did lots of hunting about 5 years ago, i want to get back into it again. You can get nice recurve bows online for $150 and compounds for 250 - 400.


 No.274372

RASH




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