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Any of you NEETs have a second coming?

OLD >>272814


I'm about to have my fifth



Has cheesy returned?


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he should fuck off again



The bum rash is returning?



Beethoven's 5th



It's on my belly.



Master Beethoven's 5



His bum or your rash ?



I did do catch up but there was so much I had to skim and couldn't give any reply (you)s.

I saw that NK is moving out. Good for him. NK you should leave all your vile things behind and start fresh, sober and wholesome in your new flat. A new start.



>NK you should leave all your vile things behind

He would have literally no things



Good, keep it moist and it'll return to it's home in the bum.




<Extremely unlikely



You have a bizarre amount of faith in our little unna.

It's really strange that you accept him for who and what he is and still want the best out of him. but not others


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>tfw qt girl offers you her place to stay at.


I've seen sober boongs before and they never look happy



yeah I agree, it's he's chance to start again



Give a boong a bag of goon and he's happy

Teach him to make goon and he'll tell you to FUCK OFF WOIT DOG CUNT



He has made a lot of progress. He has shown that he can grow.



I've shown that I can grow too



Not nearly enough growth though m8



indeed you can



He has, some of the other NEETs must've been through that in the past and have plateaued. It can't always be endless progression.



Maybe that's why he's moving away from his mummybot's prying eyes



I agree, his poo pictures are improving this week.




Metamucil poos are lying poos.


Yeah, it's true, NK has moved forward.

I bet this time next year he'll be getting young ladies to sign consent forms after he rapes them.


if they cum it wasnt rape



His new van will be a game changer



if you give consent before it starts they can't rape you



>tfw raped more women than rapeNEET



He told me he'll bulk up for a special poo when he moved in he told me. He's preparing.



fake poo


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I will be going soon enough. Another two weeks off. I am going to have to develop a strategy to deal with the intrusive thoughts. I think step one will be stopping responding to them by saying insulting things to myself out loud. I do it in public sometimes. Some weird loser suddenly barking out "stupid fat pig!" to himself as he walks the doggo. What a sight.



He may have been saying he failed to make women cum therefore he raped them

As a joke kinda thing



oversized frog images are a waste of resources


I'm genuinely excited to see pics of NKs new place


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They should stop wasting Gods Holy Bandwidth



all we're going to see is his toilet and his bed



You're not a weird loser, just a guy that says strange things out loud.

I hope you keep well, I want to go see you again soonish. Probably not in the next two weeks. I bought a new car and want it serviced before going on too many cruises.



Possum, wtf are you thinking - you're not going to change your life dramatically by sitting around bored out of your mind reading star wars all day.



In the one poo pic


Mummybot lets me use the train tracker website.



anything to stop your raiding the tendie drawer





How should creatine taste?



ground up glass



and her knickers drawer.



like boong semen



like boong semen and sweat







I wouldn't put it past the chinks.


Where do the chinks get boong semen?



They get our stolen wanks and tell them it's from boongs



Yeah, this place man.



Because of that selfish neet I go here now, just zoom in to the train your interested in and watch as it moves across the country




they use synthetic boong semen


Take care Posso, send me an email whenever, if you want.

I'm going to go have a lay down bit puffed.



I saw that you got a new car. An outback, very very nice. Well done mate. I look forward to seeing it. When I am back online in two weeks we can talk about our next outing. I look forward to it.

A lady at the supermarket today told me that she had been driving behind me and one of my brake lights isn't working. So it looks like I am finally going to have to get my car serviced. Two years I have had it and haven't been able to work up the courage to book a service.


I hate deadlifting.


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I hate working


I hate everything


I love wanking



I think breaking the internet addiction is an important and necessary step to recovering my mental health.

It is not everything in itself but it is necessary. I need to reclaim my mind and my thoughts. Break the cycle of hyper stimulation.



Too much wanking?



hope it helps m8



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im going to dans bros



Yeah, hang in there m8.


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Come to my place instead little NEET

I have goon and candy and meth


Well the whole process went well enough. There were fucking heaps of asians and indians at the clinic. It was all free of course, there was some cute girls there. It was weird to think everyone sitting there had some kind of bum rash.

The doctor I got was this older white hippie girl, she was pretty good, explained everything and was nice too. Asked if I smoked ciggies because they suppress your immune system and slow healing or something. She sprayed my dick with -180c nitrogen or whatever, then had me lay on my side and spread those ol cheeks, had to hold one up for her. The bumhole part was a bit painful but otherwise it was fine. I don't have any awkwardness getting my cock out for doctors anymore.

Now I have some creams to apply for a little while as I await the results of all the testing.

Overall I'm happy with the service and the procedure. Forgot to take some free blueberry condoms.

I'm massively relieved, should have gone earlier but she did say I was at no risk of cancer or anything and that it was just the standard bum rash that majority of people will get at some point.


Dan is being really discriminatory this week as I switch between bogan and wagie outfits



Have a wank



>majority of people will get at some point

she was just being kind

most people will never get this



>can ya just hold that bum cheek up a bit for us luv ?



glad it went well mate



75% of aussies have the

==HPV== mate


She was basically like that, it was weirdly calming. Just glad she didnt stick her finger up, she said I'll have to apply the cream inside.



wizards cant get hpv







they've been vaccinating highschool kids for hpv for about 15 years now



Can't you get it from sex with toilet seats ?



who gave you the hpv?



She said I probably got the anal hpv from my towel rubbing on my penile hpv



some filthy slut of a toilet seat



Oh god, possum/cruisey/secret overlord, please banner this post




















Well, that went in a strange direction



Indeed cuntstable


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That's Inspector mate

Inspector Bumholes



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Going to the park for a joint



dont get raped neet



I did that earlier !

Have fun m8



Its kind of a popular place

Kinda scuured, never smoked there before



say goodbye to your anal virginity m8


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Marijuana loosens the muscles so try and smoke the joint BEFORE you get raped, not after



this neet is wise from experience


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See you in two weeks.




Cheers m8, hope it all works out good.





Kinda true actually

my ex would only let me do things to her bottom when she was really stoned, dunno if that was physical or mental



Goon bye


Theres one more week in the semester and the last assignment for this subject is due at midnight tonight.

I haven't watched a single minute of any of the lectures and now I'm realising that I'm kind of fucked

I always do this shit and never learn

Fuck me dead I'm a dumb cunt



i thought you were wise from being the rapee. but actually were the raper



Is it rape if it's your gf and she can only say blehhh ?



do meth to study faster. even if you fail you'll still have a good time



Less teeth = less resistance for blowjobs. A win for every jo


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not a good feel


Boong chicks can lose their teeth without taking meth

Once again proving them the superior race



Who needs a career when you can suck dicks under bridges



Can you apply for an extension or say your granny died or something ?



Hi john


Hawww fuck yee cunts just got paid

$677 im fuckin loaded



thats good m8 for one blow job



No it's not me



buy meth



Oh, alright, sorry.

How's the new genitals going anyway ?



His clients are the Carers.



Dilating is a pain


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fuck off craig

He knows what he wants



He's becoming a real earner with his skills.


If we put this NEET to work he could fund the whole commune.

At $677 a bj I estimate we can make 6 bazillion dollars from his efforts


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I don't do blowjobs

I blow away all the jobs.


I had a wank at work a few times



Was it messy?



See you then mate. Take care of yourself.



I had a couple wanks at uni



Nah, went in her hair mainly


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someone needs to make something like this with a bag of goon


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c-crickey m-mate



we got an executive over here



steve Irwin fingered my dad


Its those young victorian neets shitting up the board I Bet



Got it on film?



if we put the profits back into investment we can make our own meth manufacturing plant to pay the blowjob NEET


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You couldn't afford to see it m8

His daughter grew up alright, I'd do her



what kind of degenerate wears jeans in the ocean



Would .. would that be true communism ?



yeah those fucking methheads



One with a big bum



i think it's just libertarianism with some slavery involved


Going to have a big mac for dinner



In soviet Russia bjNEET gives meth to you


Desire to become an opiate addicted expat in Cambodia intensifying



have a wank



with fries?



How about that weather today aye


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Spotted this near the clinic today


I feel the need NEETs

In the near future I must spray my vile fluids in or on a female human being once again.



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Webby is seeing her next week sometime.


No report about how the big mac was. Unimpressed


The trains have been a hoot and a half tonight.



The voucher is for a big mac


Worked today for 8 hours


Train Tracker on one monitor, Harry Potter 17 on the other. Bowl of choccy ice cream.





A big mac for lunch and a big mac for dinner


Big Mac, big wank



A hard earned big Mac deserves a big cold wank



If Webber does bindy we all get a turn after

It's the NEET code



With her or with him?


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Time for that doobski



I'll have her, you can have him



You won’t touch the sides after him.



I just want to dress up as a sting ray and run at her screaming



>first your dad



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Looking for neetkings new house tour vid on saturday



I wanna have sex with her bro



I want her hpv



Starting to realise I'm not depressed

I just have a terrible life



Is her bro legal yet?



you need more in your life.

you need meth







Are you still eating NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes, NK?


Another thing I have been doing to fill in the no internet time is I have been cleaning up the yard. I am in the middle of dismantling the back fence. It is so old and fucked. The wood comes away pretty easy since it has rotted so much but the corrugated iron has been tricky. I have suffered many cuts.



Oh ffs. That filter. D3xies.



What else have you been doing?


I am planning to sort out the inside of the house soon. I need to do something about the dog piss problem.



Do you have floorboards or a slab?


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He has only been pissing in the laundry.


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50mg of seroquel down the hatch



And you need the piss in other rooms?



Oh yes, NK you absolute mad boong, btw NK if shit doesn't work out but don't want to live with mummybot I'd let you live in my toilet


>tfw no NEETs ever offer you their toilets


I have been staying up longer and sleeping in later since I quit the internet. I had not expected that.



Has quitting the internet affected your wanks?



Just what are you implying?



Have you put the weight back on?


Going to try and have no wanks tomorrow.


Possum do you have downloaded porn to wank to


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400mg of seroquel down the hatch



Just what are you implying?



I printed porn off on the printer. I tried gifs but they don't move and came out in black on white


Might have a wank later on


Assisted wanks


Eating my first vegetable since Friday



performing oral sex on quadraplegics isn't cool bro



Manual wanks


Electrically operated double-clutch wanks


Feeling pretty depressed regarding my progress in the gym and some other shit going on. I'll explain it tomorrow, I really need some advice from my neet elders.



> I really need some advice from my neet elders

If it fits up your bum then God wanted it to be there



I'm here 4u



Put it to the council tomorrow night.



We await the Oracle



Things aren't as bad as they seem. Don't panic. Everything will work out okay.



Sometimes you put it to the council, sometimes the council puts it to you


anyone itt



Aye aye


Wanked goon


Wanked boong


Wanked anal


midnight wanking/finish uni group work

edging helps me finish uni work lol


Wanked dog



Tribute the essay



Goon work!



the immigrant line markers doing the resurfaced road are talking smack and about to get into a fight with each other @ 3:26 in the morning….. what fucking idiots


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Livestream it


I'm off for a sleep,

goob noight ya dumb dogs



i dont have any social media so thats impossible

literally a fucking muhamed terrorist speaking in jihad and iriish methhead who has an incredibly thick accent… they are loud shitty crew fuck… im not even going to turn on the lights…


1975. What a year.



For wanking?


So fuckin sick of this wage lifestyle

Usually I'm more or less ontop of my shit but lately I've been sleeping in, skipping breakfast, buying my lunch, etc. Stressed and unorganized

Struggling to get out of bed this week



Theres not a whole lot that can be done tbh unless you want to put a fence up and then put a doggy door in.


Good morning friends.



The days are getting shorter and it's colder, I've noticed it too. My alarm used to be 5:30 but is now 6 and I'm not getting out of bed til almost 7 most mornings.



1963 Oh what a night


Wank stains began appearing on my chair. It's all over.



Phantom wank stains ?

Are ghosts masturbating on your chair ?


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He knows how they got there.


Traffic's off the wall today

Gonna be late


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>tfw 20 mins behind schedule due to making immature OC

The orriginal was pretty good to begin with



Are you posting here while driving?


I wonder how badly jointintheparkNEET got raped last night


goon morning



hope he's ok



His bum was, but only just.




You're quite generous.

The other 47 rapists only rated him a 4 at best.



those "rapists" are probably pajeets in a call centre cupboard


To wage. Once again.

Have a good one NEETies.



you too wagieie


Having some depression burgers in the carpark.

Feel like going home


Hot boong wank


Boonged wank


How do you stop a boong from drowning ?

take your foot off his head, haha


8 hours until I can go home and be stressed out for no apparent reason



Sounds like you need a wank



Emergency stress relief wanking team deployed sir


When I win lotto I'm gonna hire some aboriginals and use them as furniture


Explosive aboriginal ejaculation in disabled African anus



Would that count as interacial ?


My eyes are killing me for some reason today



Sounds like they need a wank


That vegetable I had last night has done wonders for my poo


Assistive wanking technology


Going for a volunteer



What a time it was



Sounds like depression


Wanked grape


Wondering if I should get some durries at lunch



Yeah treat yourself bro


Howdy NEEToes, got a rather worrying call from my Dr at about 9:30am and told me to head straight to the blood donation place, my iron levels were through the roof, anyway the blood place has taken a fair bit of my blood and I'm feeling pretty weird but also a lot better, the Dr has officially diagnosed me with inherited haemochromatosis, I'll have to visit a blood bank one to two times a month to have my blood drained and get rid of the excess iron.


I can smell my butt right now.



It isn't diet related?



Are you going to be alright bro?


In 25 minutes I'll be home and wanking after a hard day at uni.



You only have to change your diet + take iron pills if you are deficient in it. I knew an elderly lady who donated blood every year for the sake of donating blood. Then on year she stopped and died from the illness.


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I'm gonna go for a walk and smoke you guys



No, it's from a mutated gene I have, I've inherited it from both my parents, it makes your body absorb too much iron, It's called the HFE Gene, celtic curse, viking disease…


Yeah I'll be fine, just have to keep giving blood donations to keep my iron levels under control.



>it's from a mutated gene

So basically you're saying you're a mutant iron man, and you have the trips to prove it.



> and smoke you guys

please don't kill me


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Kek, bloody good song that.

And you work as a mechanic,with iron …



This also probably describes my "depression" too, Iron overload causes fatigue(which I always put down to depression) and muscle aches, eventually it leads to liver damage and other stuff if untreated.


20 degrees today in Shitbourne, thinking of changing jobs to a part time job. There's nothing too bad about this job apart from the gradual increase in stress/depression that I'm getting from dedicating pretty much all my time to waging , I feel that my mental state will be a lot better if I'm only working for 20-25 hours as opposed to 36. Having said all that I don't want to make this decision impulsively.


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And sure enough, it's shown up on that DNA test my friend got me.



When i had jobs i found working 8 hour days so fucking tiring let alone 4 or 5 in a row.


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So are we going to see a new and improved Shire?



low iodine levels also causes depression. What were your levels in that?



See can't wait to get home and blaze it

Vietnamese roll and durries in the Dan's carpark



I dunno, I feel I am doing the best I can with things, I actually feel a lot more energetic after getting my blood drained, might just be placebo though.


Dr said everything else was spot on and perfect with my blood and other levels, apart from my platelets, they have an abnormal shape, but she said it could be from the excess iron messing with them.


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I also have high levels of grug genes



I wish I could spend all my time waging

Volunteered today for 2 hours


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Also 32% Fingolian, I had no idea about that, I know both my parents come from Scandinavia, my Mothers side is Norwegian and British, Dad's side is supposed German and Swedish.



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>yfw mum bought you 2 fleetwood mac tickets for your bday but you don't even know another person



Take your mummybot with you.



Sell the second one and use the cash to buy meth



Thats the sort of situation that keeps me up at night



whys that



Because he is mentally ill.


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Having a walk



Good luck with it Shire. Sounds like a scary situation, but a manageable one for you going forward.



is that a uni


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Cheers m8, she'll be right,




Surprisingly white



Did you rape those Granny's


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Good afternoon neets. Haven't been around for a few days, but today I got danned and it seems appropriate. Forgotten how good and relaxed alcohol can make you feel. NEVER FORGET



Is that monash?


>Surprisingly white

probably near the arts faculty




>Brazenly claiming the fingols are "european"

Truly the triumph of the jews is complete.



Shower wank complete



>wank complete

Sounds like you need a wank


Wage poo, number two

A break for me, a post for you


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Burn /ausneets/

I consume you all




Can they use your blood for donations?



File: 79428f51d950294⋯.jpg (200.87 KB, 1000x1461, 1000:1461, 004[1].jpg)



Yep, guess I get to do something generous once a month or so now.



My brother gives blood once a month

They give him a cookie and a glass of orange juice



can we spoiler the Bulge pictures please



All the iron makes the bulge bulgier


bulgier Bulgarian bulge



Yeah got a cookie and some juice afterwards, the seats are also comfy as fuck.



My brother said you can't specify your blood only go to white people or I'd do it myself

And they don't want my blood because drugs



the BBB Brigade


Don't know if it's also placebo, but I feel really lose and flexible, like all the tension in my joints have eased up, feel pretty good.



That's good to hear m8


tfw cant dontae blood cause had anal sex in the past 6 months


tfw can't donate semen cause had boong sex last night


Need a wank



donate your wank to the wank bank


Do they accept your blood if you smoke buds


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I don't think so, they asked if I take any drugs and so on, but for my case, I needed the blood drained regardless.



they probs give your blood to aboriginals



Lovely poem.


Looks like a comfy spot.


That URL.

>What a surprise



they swap it to the abos for boong semen then sell that to the chinese


Off to work



Finns are Uralic and not "indo-european", hence the term Fingol.



The chinks then ferment it and use it as a sauce. They consider it a delicacy.


File: 48d3adb311d0993⋯.jpg (53.4 KB, 640x904, 80:113, kiira_korpi.jpg)


Fingols are known to use make up, hair dye and image filters to make themselves appear white, but if you look closely enough, you can tell.


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they then turn that sauce into a powder and put it in instant noodles and sell it back to us



what a qt



You are a boong.



Who has stolen a white man's fingers. Return them to their owner.



White dog take my land, I take his fingers


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>ordered dominos again

how I can break the cycle bros



kek, the white nationalist doggo



Misso making some spag bol for din dins



give her one up the bum while she's cooking



Vile comments from embarrassing sexless neets.





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Being indigenous is about more than just skin colour, more than just DNA. It's not just about traditions or culture or language. In fact, it's mostly about ticking a box on a form that says 'I identify as a person of indigenous or Torres Strait Islander background' and reaping the subsequent government gibs.



When was the last time you had sex, possum?



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Rainbow serpent


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do you have an occipital bun? It's associated with the brainier features we inherited from the noble grugs.

>extreme example 1 related

do you look more like image 2 or 3?

Those are western european phenotype mashups for people with large grug ancestry.


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>meant to be image two

>latter two images are just to give an idea




Yeah I have that bun thing, kinda look like the 2nd guy.


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noice. make some cave paintings to make your ancestors proud or get a scandinavian knife or something. https://www.knifeplanet.net/scandinavian-knives-guide/



I have a seax a friend gave me for a birthday a while back.



Nice knives unna



That's really cool.


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Haha just on my afternoon ride and saw this… had to post it here.




tfw you've never had a seax



have seax



Want to have a seax with someone who has never had a seax before.


You NEETs are all seax mad



Not me I don't need sex when I have nurophen plus



Drug abuse and alcoholism have caused you erectile dysfunction.


have you had your inner health meth today?



And a Goon Afternoon to you too!


dirty shit biscuits


shitty dirt biscuits


Is it true that if a NEET were to rape NK he would steal his powers and become the new jewboong of the night ?


NK biscuits


NK buttocks


Just had a good wank.


Wank biscuits


Just had a good spag bol


Spag bol biscuits


soggy biscuits


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Having a feel



I hope it didn't fill her up too much for tonight.



He already spag'd all over her bol







Fatigued wank


>rule 634, subsection j:penis

>All NEETs with gf's must accept that they and their partners sex lives will be subjected to insinuation,fantasy and outright wrongspeak by the less sexually priveliged NEETs.


Wank deprivation tank



yeah I think that is fair, they mentioned them so we can fantasize about them



I like to fantasise about Cruisey and his missus doing master/slave shit



I thought Cruisey is only a slave to the after hours phone?



He is a slave at work but at home he is a plantation overlord



cruisey in a full leather hood, tied up to an X frame…HOT




Hey, it's boong day on Sunday



M8 that's every Friday at Dan's this weekend (perhaps) and then every Tuesday and Friday at Craig's after his move



Nah, I meant sorry day

I'm gonna throw bottles at them then say sorry.



Pathetic, you should be handing out 4c sniff vouchers.




Or perhaps make a 10c one on photoshop and hand that out.


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You think I'm boong santa or something m8 ?


I want to work more than 76 hours a fortnight



throw goon bags refilled with water at them, then shout out sorry


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You've gone mad with the volunteering and worklust

I prescribe 3 weeks of heavy pot smoking and pizza eating



>refilled with water



Print that on the back of the 10c one.


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Also, this may be the most depressing boong pic I've ever found


feel cold bros



boong santa fucked the lot of them



The woman in the back right sums it up pretty well…


Is boong santa missing an eye ?


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I think he is missing a lot of things



Anus flexibility being among the most concerning.



Holy shit, someone saved an uncle abo ?



I did…


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>Feel like going home

iktf all too well



put your heater on


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I thought everyone hated them so I stopped making them


Wage complete, left after 5 because some boomer lady needed help installing outlook on her laptop. Traffic was shit but otherwise the best and most productive day so far.

Time to put on the holy track pants and crack a tinnie


the boongs are back in town


Wash your trackies NEETs.



>Wage complete,

it was always the best time of the day for me


>tfw no trackies



I don't think the machine can handle that



Rage against it



I saved that one, but never posted it until now. Thought it was a good image response.


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Get some trackies



I need to,I wake up early and cold mornings are nasty

Plus I might lose my bogan license


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Had a call after work letting me know a participant I'm very fond of potentially had a stroke today


why does the default colour for trackies also have to be the colour that best showcases semen stains?



Must have been designed by a woman



My go to ones are old grey ones with a string. The black ones show off your produce the best though.




Get grey ones

how new are you?

Hides beer stains, boogers, cum stains, etc



You are meant to have a designated pair of trackies that you dont wank in for trips out




You expect me to change trackies before I wank ?



Sounds like a plan, plus if I get another pair then I can avoid washing them all for even longer



Shit, you should be ok but you may need to keep that monitored and keep giving blood.


Or get a vampire goth chick gf



How were we?



>HFE Gene, celtic curse, viking disease…




I briefly had one of those and she seemed to think blood came out of the penis



I actually had a 90s goth gf and she believed during sex she should imitate a corpse



sounds like she was just lazy






so lazy, so very lazy

But .. she let me do sex things on her


Nope, wrong old cunt



That's the weirdest boong I've ever seen



You need to go on a boong watching tour



That's another good commune funding idea


Did NK says when hes going to bali? I'm goin in July



I used to want a tattoo of Stevie riding a goat through hell.



I'm going in December



that's when there are the most potential victims


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I'm afraid to click this link



I bet your phlegm feels like boong semen






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Chicken curry and rice for dindins



I've been coughing my ring out since the cold weather started tbh

A lifetime of lung abuse is catching up on me, I can barely have 6 or 7 buckets first thing now.


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this is the cure for depression, the ancients knew



Showing some other guy your penis is the ancient cure for depression ?

That explains the Greeks



Gay sex cures depression



Then why are all the poofters so unhappy ?



Their oppressed.



That has no modern use.

It's where neck muscles and tendons attach, people with larger ones have worse neck pain.



Bloody gay peasants



We fantasise about you fantasising about us.


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>tfw having takeaway and homemade curry.



We're gonna get stuck in an infinite wank loop soon



>tfw thinking about going to Bali in December



Boss was telling us about how he used to be a property appraiser. He was doing one for a place in a rich area of Sydney and the house plan said 4 rooms. The owner was heading to Temple It gets better, I almost feel like he baits me sometimes with things like that in his stories. He kept saying that he couldn't go in the 4th room. Boss couldn't leave til he made the whole appraisal, anyway he just walks in and strapped to a wall sideways is a 4 foot tall Asian lady with a gag in her mouth.

The dude was going to Temple, which can be hours and was just leaving her on the wall.



We may need an extra set of hands. Sperg


I wish I was rich enough to have Asian girl wall ornaments



Burnout is real, be careful.




>tfw miss tying up asian girls



a concerning post



It's all good m8, I'm just a colossal pervert



do you have any pics of what it was gonna be



Smoke pipes, you'll get used to them after a bit and you wont get water on your lungs, you'll also go through a lot less pot.


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That feel when no oriental harem


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Nah, this was when I was 20.

I wanted it sort of coming right at you with her tits out and riding it like a bronco bucking.

Listening to this at the moment, before Stevie but jeez, they were alright. Mick can keep a great beat.


I just realised we've lost oriental fancier,Karen poster and NoFun

Is someone stealing our weebs ?



I've been offering to cure your qualms for years now but you've never taken up the offer.



Amine is a downward spiral. We are the last point before it is too late.

Cheesey probably went with them.



A mans penis is a sacred thing and should only be shared with his wife and all the abo's behind the train station



>tfw misso tying up asian girls



Meet me behind the train station.





Imagine if an actual boong stumbled upon this board out of the blue one day



It would be a good read on the ABC website



There was a "boong" on kiwi farms called himself jesus

I think he was 1/268 part boong though



We have one who is at least double that who plays with trains, another one which no one cares about.


My pajeet uber driver was listening to country music. He didn't talk beyond the bare minimum though so he got 5 stars. Would let him take my to IGA to buy tobacco again.



i want stevie to greet me in heaven



I've made that trip many a time



The smartest guy I know is 1/64 boong, he's a tech and computer genius.

Literally part of the "stolen generation" and he's never claimed 1 boong dollar



1/32 sorry



Does it even count at that point? Like that whole 1/16 Cherokee thing Seppos do.



Yeah, that's true.I can sort of see it in him but only once he told me.



She will go to hell for how she treated Christine.


Ay sperg how is work. You haven't told us much about it.

Where will you go if you quit? You could try working a couple 12 hour days in a warehouse or something, some places offer positions like that where they dont expect 5 shifts a week



I hope he's been collecting a lot of semen.




What if Karen poster, oriental fancier and cheesey were all the same person? And what if NoFun neet was just him in a bad mood?



I thought they were all NK tbh



Who we all know is just possum in a mask and wig



I'm a pretty big oriental fancier tbh mate



I only like slutty asians



I hope so


Mid-assignment cram durry



>I am familiar with this feel.


having a beer



>beep boop








Possum, the bots are sexually harassing me again




Hang on, if 0=no and 1=yes then 2 must =anal


>tfw thinking about how all the kids I grew up with have slowly left my neighbourhood.

>tfw thinking how I use to go over friends houses to play their SNES/64's and playstations

>tfw thinking how riding my bike around and playing outside were some of the best times in my life.

>tfw thinking about childhood nostalgia.


Worked today for 4 hours



>tfw thinking about how I guess this is growing up.



>tfw you need to have a beer and stop thinking so much m8



Are you sure he doesn't just have Irish ancestry?


Its all so-so ya know

I miss comfy saturday mornings playing GTA with my brother infront of the tv

I don't miss hearing my parents fighting and my dad revving off in his fully sick ute after mum went shitz about some bullshit


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>tfw no beer

I'll stop thinking after this song finishes.


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And also disapproving frown due to my Irish girl fetish



I miss my mum.


Wanked masturbation


getting toasty in front of the heater


communal wank in the neet jazuzzi



It's not even that cold you soft cunt.



>I am somewhat familiar with this feel.


Got this pretty sick speaker setup at my desk but lately I find myself listening primarily through my $18 BP earbuds


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Why do you no longer speak of me filthy NEETs ?

Is your love so fickle ?




I would feed it one.


Masturbated wank



Amy at first choice has 6 packs for 10 bucks if you spend over $30

Where are your deals cunt? Always trying to jew me into one of your fuckin membership cards, just give me cheap piss unna!





Luckily I have work on Saturday


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Amy at first choice is a dirty little whore.

I will match any price or offer, this is known.

Don't try my patience with this shit boy.



Nobody beats off Dan Murphy.



Amy from first choice does



NK has tried when he's on his NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes


Thinking about nk moving into his new joint tomorrow



I'd genuinely drink more than usual just from the all round good vibes on the gen


I wonder if he's raped the curtains yet


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>Wrote out 15 things on my todo today list this morning

>Have completed 3 of them

There's still plenty of day left, right neets?



20% is pretty good by NEET standards m8


hpv biscuits


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I've done 1 today: "put fuel in car"

At best I'll get 4 total. One is another to do list



I was going to wash my towels and go for a walk.

I had a walk


Thinkin bout how when the misso would blaze with me she'd always pretend she wasnt high afterwards even when she clearly was and get annoyed when I laughed at her being high.

Absolutely drop dead adorable it was, her curled up on the couch getting lost in conversation and giggling at whatever we were watching before trying to maintain a straight face incase I notice


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Stop thinking



nice but not good wank fuel



WTF, Varg? Thinking is My Will and You Question It?


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Thinking of your ex is weak

And weakness makes you masturbate


Strange to think that nk may be wanking for the very last time in his current abode. Really puts life in perspective.


Just finished that assignment in a couple of hours.

I had 2 weeks to do it and I'm a day late.

Fuck me, I'm so fucking smart, but I'm also such a dumb cunt. Everyone always told me I was so switched on and I'd like to believe it, I wonder what I could achieve if I stopped fucking around and falling into the same old bad habits.



>in a couple of hours.

And you told us about it hours before midnight yesterday


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stop sniffing sniff



I had trouble with one question so I decided to get high and play video games and ignore it instead


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is fuel wordfiltered too?



wait what did she do to her?



That pretty much sums up my high school experience


>has potential

>needs to apply self

>must try harder

Every report I got at school



Mine mostly said I needed to socialize more. If my teachers could see me now they'd probably still say the same thing.



What caused us to become like this?

Was it video games and tv?



Quite familiar.



Not really, We had no tv and no computer till I was 12 it was an Atari 2600

I just never really gave a shit, it was easier to fade into the background than do the work.



Also, sorry, misread that as an ask rather than a general question



is mediocrity truly the authentic Australian spirit



>she'll be right mate



at least we're up there in landmass per capita



The spirit of the land has made us all a bit boong



same here

>needs to participate more



Ah, forgot that one


>must stop wanking in aboriginal history class


>must stop smoking cones at lunch time


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50mg of seroquel down the hatch



a bit late tonight



Fucked her husband.



Mine was that too, plus easily distracted



Nah, I didn't have internet til I was an adult and rarely played vidya.


>must stop skipping class to smoke durries under the bridge


thinking about new trackies



>lost oriental fancier

im not gone its just too much effort to post here so i just lurk now.



you lazy boong


What about that neet who liked indian women


thinkin about meth induced turbo wank


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I mostly got stuff about absenteeism, though one year I got a report saying that I was very diligent in completing work but rarely engaged in class discussions.



that's all of us now



There is an indian woman in my tafe class who has lower back hair, it was disturbing to say the least.



Being a kid sucked, couldn't even wank or drink goon. Pointless



Shoulda seen my ex mate. Shaved her lower legs in highschool to wear dresses and shorts, now her legs are almost as hairy as mine.

Found it kind of erotic almost


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Teachers are taught to write this shit instead of saying 'the kid is just plain dumb and belongs in a special school'



This is how furries are formed.



I wanked as a kid


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I probably won't "move in" till sometime next week, was crunching numbers for what I will be spending over the next 3 months and figured out I could buy new appliances and not bother with renting a ute. Most of my stuff gets delivered next week and the Internet will probably take longer knowing this fucking country but ill move some small stuff in tomorrow



As long as your fridge is moved you'll be fine



I'll need a mattress too, mine won't fit in the astra so I gotta wait for the new one to be delivered



If its an apartment you might be able to get the internet connected in a couple days. I did



Now I must grow a moustache like that



strap it to the roof, what could go wrong?


aboriginal penis inspections



I just love their saris and bangles and extravagant piercings and shit

Adorable conservative village women



what is the word for penis proctology?






>what is the word for penis proctology?

A typical Thursday in Joondalup


goon night


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In honour of the absent oriental fancier, gook night.



She can inspect my bumhole



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Good night friends.



Nah its a two bedroom unit so no stairs or anything



Some neet will wank on it from a highway overpass



>You think it's just starting to rain

>Then you look up


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I feel completely encapsulated and trapped by the stress in my life right now. Not a good feel.

I feel like I'm hanging on by a thread and everything could collapse at any time, truly on the fuckin edge bros



Let it all go. You can rebuild your life from the rubble.


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That's not good to hear man.

Not sure I have any helpful advice but when I've felt like that I think about previous times of stress and remember that everything works itself one way or another. I'd try and remember things that've helped in the past that weren't destructive that help, going for a drive, take some photos/time-lapses, smoke, /nightwalk/, talking to someone often often helps.

Breathing exercises/meditation are good.

Usually I'll listen to some music or have a read usually both


But yeah in essence: >>274255

There's a power to you gain when you're able to let things go.


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Hitting the Gavin Degraw tonight for some nostalgic feels.


Got a big weekend to-do list

Feels good



whats on the list bro



Basically every organisational task of someone who fell off the rails this week



Have a meth



you're such a capricorn


night neets have a wank


Wanked shit


Wanked as


wanked jew


Having a tea at the moment


anyone itt


just started pissing down





Very nice, I'm bout to smoke the fuck outta a fag. I'll let you know what the weather's like here.



yes, I'm looking up the Indian enclave in a Bangledeshi enclave thats in an Indian Enclave that is in Bangladesh







I know right but it was a thing until 2015



how was the fag?


The weather is peaceful, cool but not cold. Slight wind but more or less still, hald of the sky is cloudy, stars and moon are bright. The moon is beautiful. Would be good /nightwalk/ weather.






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This weather is my absoloute favourite


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Mine too, only thing that would make it better is a cute unna sleeping naked peacefully in my bed.


zero wank drive tonight



I was similar, had I read through some erotica and ended up wanking, was not a particularly enthusiastic wank

>tfw gf2019 can't happen soon enough.



No more metallic dildos in your ass from now on, NEET.



morning biscuits


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What the hell? That's heaps weird.


Good morning friends




> when warring ethnic poo states get given a British system of Law to arbitrate their disputes


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> no morning posts









Morning. You should say good morning too.



thank you friendo. good morning to you too! <3


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4 unauthorised threads. Lazy mods.


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G'mornin all











Slept in by an hour


At least it's Friday



I've been up for an hour and a half and I'm 20 mins behind schedule. Better go wash my penis.


I've been up for 2 hours and I've only had 9 cones






same. its sure going to be one of those days.



I'm gonna smoke so much I poo my pants


Need a wank



I stole it.



I had it.



Check your cumdies, it's not there anymore.


aboriginal wank thievery


stolen wank generation


1788 and counting wanks stolen


Time for the wagemporium, get to give the after hours phone back today. Not that that will stop people calling my work phone.

Also have a meeting at 3:30 so if I get through that quick I can have an early minute.

Have a good day NEETs.


Wanked orgasm


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woke up earlier than usual, it's gonna be a comfy day friends.


it's cold


Slept in and missed my exit on the fwy.

Somehow got to work on time


Got my first Ritalin prescription from the psychiatrist today




How and where



I told the psychiatrist I wanted to start taking Ritalin again, as it had a positive effect on my concentration when I was a child


Wanked ejaculate


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I want speed pills too

Not fair



What the fuck? There's only pee in them. What did you do?


Ritalin wank


Having some almonds


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Is that swinburne?


Had a dream that i had a gf



How awful.



Miss all the hot chicks in uni


the NEETs are quiet and mopey today


Almost breakfast time


Almost carpark dirty time


I mean durry time. Wouldn't mind getting dirty tho


getting down and dirty with them carpark sluts


Incredibly depressed at work



Visit the carpark sluts


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what shirt do i want neets



The last one (maternity blouse)



yeah I vote for the maternity blouse as well, it will allow room for expansion


The unauthorised threads increased






kek, we've been invaded by cows





Good eatin



Fml, just end my suffering



Thirding Maternity blouse


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I've been thinking about getting into archery too.


Vietnamese food and durries in the Dan's carpark. Almost fell in love with the adorable girl who served me.





So cute that i wanna shoot it.


Go for it shooting bows is very fun, i did lots of hunting about 5 years ago, i want to get back into it again. You can get nice recurve bows online for $150 and compounds for 250 - 400.



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