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File: 3d3072d69a2db4f⋯.png (27.66 KB, 300x250, 6:5, download (41).png)

 No.272814

Sometimes we wish for the good old days to come back to us like a boomerang comes back to a boong. Yet time is a one way street and there's no going back, but you can always reminisce on them.

OLD: >>272056

 No.272821

tfw the past was shit too


 No.272825

File: c941bc135d40205⋯.jpg (63.63 KB, 400x543, 400:543, Bee yourself_ea8c1c_618722….jpg)

>applied for train signaler

>got interview

>failed

didnt wanna work there anyway you cunts i was the only white guy applying


 No.272826

File: 873596b9a494ea9⋯.png (25.92 KB, 510x85, 6:1, asio.png)

File: 6943fe422c919a5⋯.png (159.15 KB, 289x517, 289:517, ASIOlesbianchick.png)

This is just a polite message to let you NEETs know you are not allowed to discuss my lesbianity.

It is illegal.

ASIOneet


 No.272827

>>272826

this post is a violation of neet law


 No.272828

File: 38549ed3dc806cf⋯.png (78.43 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1538448078607.png)

I dont need you're pissy tracker anyway i know trains like the back of my hand. You peasant.


 No.272829

what happened to gayneet dicks leaking from precum and i need to communal gayneet butt


 No.272830

>>272829

he's worrying about trains tonight


 No.272831

Worked today for 12 hours


 No.272832

SA BEST A

FREE SETTLERS BEST SETTLERS


 No.272833

Need a wank


 No.272834

>>272830

We need to ban trans people from posting and voting


 No.272835

>>272828

I hope you're not a cane toad trying to sneak a ride


 No.272836

>>272834

trains*


 No.272837

File: 2041420358e44ef⋯.jpg (24.7 KB, 577x531, 577:531, pepe_sweating.jpg)

>>272830

Hush your blowing cover


 No.272838


 No.272839


 No.272840

trams > trains


 No.272841


 No.272842

>>272827

NEET law is a flexible and slippery boong


 No.272843

shire sometimes touches the trannie


 No.272844

>>272843

then he goes to engadine maccas


 No.272845

>>272842

It flexes around celebrity nameneet transgressions


 No.272846

>>272845

That sounds disgusting


 No.272847

File: 22ca8f229e827f4⋯.jpg (1.15 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_20190209_201006.jpg)

UNNA


 No.272848

>>272846

It is morally repugnant


 No.272849

>>272847

you time traveling boong


 No.272850

>>272848

There should be one law for all neets

One law to rule them all

One law to find them

One law to bring them all and in the darkness rape them


 No.272851

>>272835

Whats they're attitude on "toads"? Asking for a mate.


 No.272852

>>272851

>Whats they're

This angers me somewhat.


 No.272853

>>272852

Triggers*


 No.272854

>>272852

See how you feel come brekkie


 No.272855

was going to do something but forgot what it was


 No.272856

>>272855

was it having a wank ?


 No.272857

>>272856

no but I may pretend it was


 No.272858

>>272857

Have one while you think about it


 No.272859

File: 0bf61122acb63e7⋯.png (260.6 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, daaf6057043d47139057db8bea….png)

>>272835

>>272851

Answer me cunt.


 No.272860

File: baa30b7097b8702⋯.jpg (67.6 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, 87606648-shock-face-expres….jpg)


 No.272861

>>272859

I don't know because I'm not a trans man or a deformed frog


 No.272862

File: 9d7600211bc42b3⋯.png (186.91 KB, 350x368, 175:184, oicunt.png)

>>272860

Fuck you gubba


 No.272863

File: bc5a986e40c2a49⋯.jpg (7.95 KB, 259x194, 259:194, lpl006b.jpg)


 No.272864

>>272859

i dont like suit frog


 No.272865

funtip

If you google shocked woman img most of them have blowjob mouths


 No.272866

>>272847

That's a funny Craig mask, especially on

C R A I G N I G H T


 No.272867

>>272865

all mouths are blowjob mouths


 No.272868

File: 9d8a6cf678a6f43⋯.jpg (16.14 KB, 294x332, 147:166, ab002.jpg)

File: 8a4402b85088a2e⋯.jpeg (9.77 KB, 255x144, 85:48, ab003.jpeg)

File: 54b10692b9ba33b⋯.jpg (38.42 KB, 315x350, 9:10, ab004.jpg)

File: b9f8d4df490d496⋯.jpg (33.03 KB, 235x385, 47:77, ab005.jpg)

File: 864405caeef9976⋯.png (174.56 KB, 700x466, 350:233, ab007.png)

>>272862

THIS MEME IS NOW SACRED TO OUR PEOPLE, GUBBA!


 No.272869

Was waiting in the last thread like a silly boong.


 No.272870

File: 2d0851a8359339e⋯.png (143.58 KB, 288x245, 288:245, bj1.png)

File: bb92eb225c8015a⋯.png (622.61 KB, 533x568, 533:568, bj2.png)

>>272867

Yeah, but these are like sex doll/porn film blowjob mouths


 No.272871

>>272869

the new thread was even linked this time you senile boong


 No.272872

We would unironically make a good liquor chain marketing team


 No.272873

>>272871

>>272869

Let us bow our heads in silence a moment and remember those lost in the old threads.


 No.272874

>>272872

That sounds like a shit job


 No.272875

Fucking post more you lazy NEETs

I'm gonna start wanking soon if that girl with the red lipstick is still on my screen


 No.272876

>>272875

Don't fight the wank accept it


 No.272877

File: 8f9161bd766dd0e⋯.jpg (32.73 KB, 704x396, 16:9, kirstie_parker_bio_pic_nit….jpg)


 No.272878

>>272876

I would accept this advice

but

>>272877


 No.272879

>>272877

NITV = hot unnas


 No.272880

>>272878

racist white dog


 No.272881

>>272880

I said girl

Which implies human


 No.272882

>>272881

my dog is a girl


 No.272883

>>272882

You shouldn't talk about the missus that way m8


 No.272884

File: f93b8caefda4625⋯.png (176.43 KB, 225x350, 9:14, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.272885

File: 01f2ba40402d377⋯.jpg (122.07 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 1557589712479.jpg)

Sometimes I just wish I could come home and she'd be there sat up the couch on her phone with a cheesy grin as I come in the door

Instead its always dark and lonely


 No.272886

File: 4392ae07ad8cbe3⋯.jpg (45.85 KB, 778x512, 389:256, 1301790359005.jpg)


 No.272887

File: dd2a89263884414⋯.png (490.22 KB, 631x419, 631:419, TonesBook.png)

A wonderfully patriotic book every true Aussie needs to read


 No.272888

>>>/b2/123587


 No.272889

>>272888

>wipe

it cannot be him


 No.272890

File: e68261521de8261⋯.png (75.03 KB, 250x250, 1:1, PEPE.png)

>tfw жаба


 No.272891

>>272890

жаба on my wrist


 No.272892

>>272890

Rule 24 - No feeling жаба


 No.272893

круиз собака сделала какашку


 No.272894

File: d3d026a68ba5c41⋯.jpg (69.51 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 3cd46541bc003a3911e4b6e23c….jpg)

Starting to think it would better to have an ice habit than to be an alcoholic

At least I might get shit done that way


 No.272895

Oh god, the Russians are here

My dad used to tell me this would happen


 No.272896

>>272894

"shit" being sucking dick for drug money


 No.272897

куриный период


 No.272898

do they have vodka goon bags in russia?


 No.272899

>>272896

Would it be better or worse if he sucked dicks before taking ice ?


 No.272900

>>272898

Many years ago they sold vodka and orange goons here

4l for .. $18 I think

Tasted like meth and it made you puke real fast


 No.272901

>>272900

sounds great


 No.272902

>>272901

It was disgusting

But I was a teenager


 No.272903

And I think it was about 20%


 No.272904

>>272893

cruisedog did a poo

>>272897

chicken period


 No.272905

Haven't seen cruisey or anyone else post their lunch lately


 No.272906

File: 3384a9552125056⋯.png (134.91 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.272907

>>272905

NK posts his occasionally


 No.272908

>>272905

>tfw been months without a microwaved lasagne pic.


 No.272909

Cruisey is too busy doing things to his hot negresses bottom to show us his lunch


 No.272910

Finished my wank


 No.272911


 No.272912

>>272910

How do you wank so long?


 No.272913

>>272912

I read old threads while I wank


 No.272914

mv Weber.c /dev/null


 No.272915

>>272914

why wouldn;'t you just rm it and save 10 characters?


 No.272916

>>272913

I bet you're reading last night's thread


 No.272917

>>272916

No, it's far too old for me.

I like my threads under 100


 No.272918

>>272915

I want to watch him torn apart as he falls into the abyss


 No.272919

>>272917

overall or just ausneets?


 No.272920

>>272918

what has he done to you?


 No.272921

>>272919

Just here, our posts were sexier back then


 No.272922

>>272920

Hes on leave being a neet while I'm forced to wage


 No.272923

See how quickly the ragie wagie turns against it's own kind


 No.272924

File: 73510bd9a5795b5⋯.jpg (1.87 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190521_191930.jpg)


 No.272925

I've embarked on a quest to lose my astral virginity


 No.272926

>>272925

have a spiritual wank


 No.272927

>>272924

Shouldn't you be packing?


 No.272928

>>272924

When you movin out carnt?

Gonna have a big boong celebration? I sure did


 No.272929

File: 18b8c2e3b29a0a5⋯.jpg (73.52 KB, 601x959, 601:959, 1556340929727.jpg)

IM SO FUCKIN STRESSED BROS


 No.272930

>>272925

They're a bit small for that


 No.272931

>>272924

>pure blonde

ISHIGGY


 No.272932

NK will have to wash his own undies

And toilet


 No.272933

>>272929

despair not, zoomer meme neet


 No.272934

>>272924

is that a dog poo bag


 No.272935

File: d9c8cc32e38e553⋯.jpg (340.84 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, IMG_20190521_212351.jpg)

>>272924

Captain Morgans > Your pleb shit


 No.272936

>>272912

My medication siphons my wanks


 No.272937

>>272926

I'm trying, but getting past sleep paralysis and not just going to sleep is the hardest bit. I should probably go to bed earlier or something so I'm not as sleepy.


 No.272938

>>272927

>>272928

Getting the keys Friday, have some stuff packed trying to organise renting a ute for the rest of my shit


 No.272939

>>272932

I won't wear underwear or use a toilet


 No.272940

>>272938

Are you still living northern suburbs way ?


 No.272941

>>272935

That's a boongs drink


 No.272942

>>272938

Moving is tiring and stressful.

The more you get done in the next couple of days, the less you have to do on the weekend.

You might want to ask for Monday off to recover if you haven't already.


 No.272943

>>272940

I live on aboriginal land, we have no concept of north or south


 No.272944


 No.272945

>>272942

I'll just have a wank


 No.272946

>>272935

Oh u still post here


 No.272947

>>272943

So you've moved to Armadale then ?


 No.272948

>>272935

also >venge i thought i taught you better than that 18yo neet.


 No.272949

>>272938

Just tie it all to the roof of the astra


 No.272950

File: ef1ccff2666d640⋯.png (5.33 KB, 201x250, 201:250, soyjb.png)

>rum


 No.272951

Going to have a volunteer tomorrow and then work for 8 hours


 No.272952

My mates mum

Used to drink rum

She had a big bum

And was very very dumb


 No.272953

File: 758a4955f90d234⋯.png (5.58 KB, 210x240, 7:8, Soy.png)

>bum


 No.272954

>>272951

>How does he do it?


 No.272955

File: 19be10513e14e3a⋯.png (602.61 KB, 707x565, 707:565, 19be10513e14e3a911b126d719….png)


 No.272956

yum mum bum


 No.272957

That sweet old rum is oh so fun

Runnin round town holding in my cum

Drinking so much rum

A rum and coke

A slag I choke

I drank much of ye old rum

Now theres problems in me bum


 No.272958

>>272952

>>272957

An old sea shanty perhaps?


 No.272959

>>272949

After I'm finished moving I'm gonna buy another car, the astra only has 2000km on the front brakes left and theres no point spending money on it. Not to mention the cv boot is still fucked, I fixed the radiator hose because it was cheap and easy to do but it's time to move on and find a new boong mobile


 No.272960

File: baafb6fc2b29f0d⋯.jpg (71.06 KB, 400x614, 200:307, 9780750990806[1].jpg)


 No.272961

Morgans will be a staple on the NEET boat


 No.272962

>>272959

you're a big boong now so you need a commodore to hoon around in


 No.272963

>>272959

It's time to pass the old girl on to a new generation of rapist


 No.272964

>>272960

Must have been a lot of rape on that ship


 No.272965


 No.272966

Before we know it NK will be driving a beemer drinking bottled goon with his missus


 No.272967

>>272964

SO MUCH rape

Rum,Sodomy and the Lash was based on that tale


 No.272968

>>272963

I was thinking of giving it away on gumtree then spray painting "aboriginal ejaculation" on the sides of the car before people came to pick it up


 No.272969

>>272968

That would be some high quality OC


 No.272970

>>272967

The best part is there's no where to run, nowhere to hide. Just efficient rape


 No.272971

File: fcce32016448e8c⋯.png (212.01 KB, 246x377, 246:377, prettygaytbh.png)

>>272968

Spray it on the back and park it so they can't see while they drive off


 No.272972

>>272968

You should just leave the keys in and park it in downtown armadale


 No.272973

I've done none of the thing on my todo list and still havent looked up how to get to the bum doctor on public transport

Did watch some good fishing videos tho


 No.272974

>>272973

*fisting


 No.272975

>>272905

I don't have lunch breaks very often.


 No.272976

>>272975

The law requires you take at least 20 minutes off every 4.5 hours or you're a danger to everyone around you like some wild boong rapist


 No.272977

>>272976

This is success.


 No.272978

>>272976

this is true


 No.272979

>>272976

pretty insulting to assume boong rapists have no standards


 No.272980

>>272979

boong rapists get to sleep 4.5 hours for every 20 minutes raping though


 No.272981

good night all

i have a long day of doing nothing tomorrow


 No.272982

>>272980

are you a boong rapist scientist?


 No.272983

>>272981

see you in 4.5 hours


 No.272984

>>272982

sounds like he's a boong rapist lawyer


 No.272985

File: 779197c6416c3b9⋯.png (30.36 KB, 490x104, 245:52, Myjob.png)

>>272984

I may work for these people, I may not


 No.272986

>>272972

Insurance?


 No.272987

>>272985

They get me off the rape charges everytime cuz


 No.272988

>>272653

>tfw get the night shift so I get to wake up at 10am when its sunny as shit

feels good man


 No.272989

File: 207ccde9656ffd4⋯.png (1.09 MB, 850x551, 850:551, HairyNoseBoong.png)

>>272987

I raped the judge after bro and they got me off again !!!


 No.272990

File: 0ee91134ea43543⋯.jpg (425.44 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, IMG_20190521_220853.jpg)

>>272948

She's pretty based anon


 No.272991

>>272976

>The law requires you take at least 20 minutes off every 4.5 hours

"Requires" is a strong word when an entire industry does not give a fuck about that


 No.272992

File: 13bd6f0ad8b2f8a⋯.png (309.5 KB, 406x482, 203:241, boongm8.png)

>tfw you realise you saved an edit and have lost a boong pic

Anyone have the original ?


 No.272993

File: e1937cd9a05ea41⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 89.82 KB, 215x255, 43:51, e1937cd9a05ea413ae91b91560….png)

>>272992

fucking lol dog

but sorry I don't have the original but I do have this


 No.272994

File: a9b6e50f1795947⋯.jpg (16.44 KB, 244x231, 244:231, Thingy.jpg)

>>272993

That'll do nicely, cheers m8


 No.272995

Wish I was stress free enough to play dota


 No.272996

>>272990

Mobas are for fucking niggers

also I take it you're Furry Jesus


 No.272997

>>272996

hes clearly poo=yum


 No.272998

File: ba34038acacf2e8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 8.94 KB, 231x244, 231:244, ba34038acacf2e8aa11268209c….jpg)

>>272994

all good citizen


 No.272999

>>272981

good night


 No.273000

>>272997

no, poo=yum is NK


 No.273001

>>272989

The consent insanity plea works well


 No.273002

>>273000

Pah, poo=yum is clearly a code for poss=um

Therefore possum loves poo


 No.273003

I wouldn't mind playin vidya with you cunts one day


 No.273004

Should we start a private steam group


 No.273005

File: 5518f51d7bef915⋯.png (59.76 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1558437298782.png)

>>272996

of course i have no friends :^)

also hows it for niggers


 No.273006

File: 43aa83e2a918d7b⋯.png (123.29 KB, 250x200, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Good night friends.


 No.273007

>>273006

G'night m8 , sleep well


 No.273008

>>273005

because it's low IQ shit

You need to play real games like playing Pokemon Simulators just to shit on the mods


 No.273009

>>273004

We'll call it the Wanked Abo Poo Commune


 No.273010

File: 7ae729564ae7335⋯.jpg (28.68 KB, 690x720, 23:24, 1547868098714.jpg)

>>273008

very true sir, my IQ is not high enough for RNG pokemon simulators


 No.273011

gen should be 23+


 No.273012

I have literally played no vidya other than Rimworld this year


 No.273013

>>273002

no possum is lpv888 which means Lovely Possum Violator 888, where the 888 is a nazi code number for Hitler is a based jew UNNA


 No.273014

>>273007

As I wrote that I got a call, a guy pulled out of a shift for tomorrow morning 8-4pm.

Sick.


 No.273015

File: eb0fed9abed9ec0⋯.jpg (33.24 KB, 294x332, 147:166, 9d8a6cf678a6f438638b866c7f….jpg)


 No.273016

>>273010

The Highest IQ like Nui knows that getting frozen for 6 turns means you have no skill, because luck is an excuse made by poor bigots


 No.273017

>>273013

I don't see why he can't be a nazi jew possum violator and also love poo


 No.273018

>>273017

888 also means Hitlers Poo posts on /ausneets/


 No.273020

>>273014

Fucking hell, you don't have the best luck m8.


 No.273021

File: 5c43e5e760702f4⋯.png (100.63 KB, 312x232, 39:29, WankOrNoWank.png)

>Before the break we asked the audience whether Mr NEET should take the wank or not. Here are the results!


 No.273022

>>273014

What was he wearing?


 No.273023

>>273014

what was his excuse


 No.273024

File: 5a0ec06e870bc4d⋯.png (22.33 KB, 600x147, 200:49, niggs.PNG)

>>273005

is this you


 No.273025

>>273021

>he had a wank on the break anyway


 No.273026

>>273020

This happens so often. It's just how it is.

Why the fuck did he leave it til 10pm before telling me? It's an 8 hour shift too, even if he is working at a different company, that shift wont be more than 8 hours.

Anyway, I've already got it filled.

Lucky. There's a guy who takes them with not too many questions asked. He'll probably go over 38 hours this week though and we'll have to pay him overtime. Boss better not have a go about that.

I interviewed a guy today who I want to get into that participant's house so we have more rotation of staff in there and avoid overtime so it should be ok when shit settles down. The next issue is that the house's team leader and the guy who does the most hours there are both going on leave. Shit's going to be fucked.


 No.273027

>>273022

No condom.


 No.273029

>>273023

Didn't give one, it's because he works for multiple companies. I'm over even asking for excuses, especially when they know they can say something like family/I have a doc appt/kid is sick and then I can't say anything. There's no point asking when they just lie.


 No.273030

>>273026

When I did management the paperwork was the worst part but dealing with people was shit too.

I became a yell at people boss just so they'd leave me alone.

People suck


 No.273031

File: b2efc6b18ba63f4⋯.jpg (21.93 KB, 312x232, 39:29, WankOrNoWank1.jpg)

>>273025

I watched


 No.273032

>>273026

why are you so stingey with the overtime bro


 No.273033


 No.273034

Anyway, good night friends, again.

I have to go to a participants house by 8 tomorrow morning.

For free mind you. I did not pick the janny life, the janny life picks you.


 No.273035

>>273032

All Bosses are, I bet I'm like 300 hours deep in unpaid overtime


 No.273036

>cruisey is a fucking manager cuck who avoids overtime

Well well fucking well cunt


 No.273037

>>273030

I'm nice, that's why they call and abuse my good nature. They will break me, but not yet.


 No.273038

>>273035

you motherfucker

do you get a bonus for keeping wages down?


 No.273039

>>273037

Yeah, I was nice at first.

Then I discovered the power of yelling at people


 No.273040

File: 53d6d1ed60813e8⋯.jpg (57.84 KB, 761x839, 761:839, annies.jpg)

>>273034

Good night


 No.273041

>>273036

It could be weber


 No.273042

>>273038

no, though Ironically at the moment I work 7 hours a day and get paid for the 7.5


 No.273043

>>273041

webers on holidays bro


 No.273044

File: 94ba1dc2996dfc7⋯.png (273.28 KB, 550x501, 550:501, ClipboardImage.png)

>>273032

>>273036

I'm running a business, not a fucking charity.


 No.273045

I should admit, I also missed out on my best chance job due to my yelling at people so there is that


 No.273046

>>273039

So this is why Possum told me he was reluctant to make you BO


 No.273047

>>273045

Is your best chance job being the manager of dans


 No.273048

>>273042

I work 10 and get 7.5


 No.273049

>>273046

Wrong NEET I think

Pretty sure Possum would rather die than make me BO

I'm pretty goshdarned vile


 No.273050

>>273046

wrong neet


 No.273051

>>273034

when are you picking a vol


 No.273052

>>273049

> I think

Don't you know who you are?


 No.273053

>>273051

When one of you prove yourselves in the same way I did to posso.


 No.273054

>>273049

Wait you're Monaro?

I thought I was Monaro, and when did I get a job that involves yelling at people


 No.273055

>>273047

Nah, I was Goods Inwards manager for a massive autoparts place and they were training me for the state distribution manager job

Old boy was retiring in a few years and it was mine.

I lost my temper a bit once 4 months in and that was it


 No.273056

>>273055

>Worked in a warehouse

No fucking way NK, you were a boss of people?

Fuck me, you for PM when


 No.273057

>>273056

Lol

Wrong NEET

>tfw NK/Possum hybrid


 No.273058

NK the poo master


 No.273059

>>273057

ok are you a named NEET


 No.273060

>>273024

no my name has caps in it


 No.273061

>>273059

I have many names

ten thousand in fact


 No.273062

>>273060

all the other ones are from America except a guy called Horus who has FurryJesus as an alt name


 No.273063

>>273061

oh fuck I'm retarded, I honestly assumed you never had a job and were a full time weed grower


 No.273064

>>273063

Oh fuck no, I used to when young and started again recently.

Did real life and shit in between.


 No.273065

>>273064

fair enough cuz, how are you handling the weed growing, do you ever get caught by the cops


 No.273066

>>273065

Nah, it's all good.I keep it very quiet


 No.273067

>>273066

So I guess your buyer is very good then


 No.273070

There are two unauthorised threads present. One has been there for days.


 No.273071

Trap niggas


 No.273072

>>273070

Lazy BO


 No.273073


 No.273075


 No.273076

>>273075

= me

What is the other? I saw the block chain one.

I'll do it tomorrow


 No.273077

>>273076

>>272252


 No.273078

>>273062

id/Cyndi_Lauper/


 No.273079

They both look like vn gsylord shit


 No.273080

>>273078

isn't that Shire's girlfriend


 No.273081

>>273077

They are both my yous, I can't have them though because I'm on my phone now

Forsaken you


 No.273082

Time for a wank… in the shower.


 No.273083

>>273080

She sings girls just wanna have cum


 No.273084

>>273082

I don't like the texture of jizz in the shower

Tism jism


 No.273085

If you're gooned, and your drunk, you will find me

Dan after dan

If you're broke, I will goon you, I will be waiting

Dan after dan


 No.273086

smooth african booty


 No.273087

>>273084

Sounds pretty gay


 No.273088

>The history of mankind

>Fact or fiction


 No.273089

reckon i should go for wank 4 cuntts?


 No.273090

>>273089

you need to be put in a chastity cage bros


 No.273091

>>273088

the only real history is the 80,000 years of dreamtime UNNA


 No.273092

>>273085

Dan doesn't goon the broke


 No.273093

>>273090

can i hold the key


 No.273094


 No.273095

>>273093

a wank support worker will keep it


 No.273096

>>273086

She went to bed because the dog was farting because I fed him hjs.


 No.273097

>>273087

Mastabatory practice should be done in a clean, dry and sterile environment


 No.273098

any other neets play dota


 No.273099

>>273091

Unna

White dogs will never understand


 No.273100

>>273094

cheers bro


 No.273101

>>273098

Vidya doesn't do anything for me anymore


 No.273102

File: 7b5363802573d98⋯.jpg (48.23 KB, 253x229, 253:229, 1533579103082.jpg)

>>273097

I have wanked everwhere man, even a public libary toilets.


 No.273103

File: 3abe1a8bc842c2e⋯.jpg (23.7 KB, 308x385, 4:5, images(120).jpg)


 No.273104

>>273102

I wanked in a subway and sort of got caught by a middle aged woman. She didn't say anything so maybe she didn't know .


 No.273105

>>273104

Absolute mad lad, what look did she give you?


 No.273106

>>273105

the look of understanding, especially since she then joined me, man here cock was bigger than mine


 No.273107

*her cock

FUCK


 No.273108

>>273105

She was in a rush and I got that evil panicked feeling and can't remember it well. I just looked the other way and pretended nothing was going on. I found some old porn book there and was like 13


 No.273109

Time to wank it out before the inspection tomorrow


 No.273110

>>273107

>>273106

I wasn't going to tell them the full story me.


 No.273111

>>273110

yes I was


 No.273112

i dont like these flag things this is what ruined 4/pol/ for me when i used to go on it


 No.273113

File: 4eec6d495e2e81f⋯.png (150.83 KB, 300x233, 300:233, lol.png)

>>273112

Yeah, they are a bit namefaggy tbh


 No.273114


 No.273115

did anyone make a steam group


 No.273116

>>273115

I logged in steam a couple weeks ago for the first time in like 5 years.

Logged out and uninstalled 5 minuets later.


 No.273117


 No.273118

>0.9 standard drinks

sad


 No.273119

Went to the gym, going to have a wank and sleep and then a wage. Night Night NEETs.


 No.273120

>>273117

Haven't played vidya in almost a year.


 No.273121

>>273119

Good night friend.


 No.273122

Good night niggers 🍆💦😏


 No.273123

File: 2299395c49065c9⋯.jpg (772.92 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-05-21 21.46.38.jpg)

Gotta keep Craig night goin unna


 No.273125

>>273122

Good night Promiscuous Hobo NEET


 No.273126

>>273125

Im a pure virgin. 🐸🐸🐸


 No.273127

>>273123

A shining boong in these dark times.


 No.273128

I hate niggers


 No.273129

>>273124

Happens to the best of us NEET, happens to the very best of us.


 No.273130

Night night neetists

I'll let you know how my bulk billed rimjob goes


 No.273131

goodnight everyone gonna stay up for as long as i can even tho i got a cenno appointment tomoz


 No.273132

>>273123

>vaseline

you wanker


 No.273133

>>273132

No use the vaseline for wank rashes


 No.273134

what music you listening to atm neets


 No.273135

>>273134

bustin by neil cereciega


 No.273136

File: 6ceef1eaa8de8c3⋯.jpg (310.68 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, IMG_20190522_000647.jpg)

Thought there werent anymore in the fridge but I found one


 No.273137

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.273138

File: 06c4a9cda87078d⋯.jpg (54.75 KB, 512x512, 1:1, r9FWZ_NF.jpg)

>>273134

just some a.b. Original


 No.273139

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>273137

very pleasing to listen to


 No.273140

>>273136

Noong on, Noongar


 No.273141

>>273140

just ran out have nothing else to drink and i dont have mixers for my spirits


 No.273142

File: 17a1fab6b1f25ed⋯.png (314.26 KB, 489x665, 489:665, tfwNoCakePepe.png)

Craig told me he loved me but he lied and now Dan won't take me back


 No.273143

>>273142

maybe tones will give you some of his yearly income


 No.273144

File: a9821d96ac0a6b6⋯.jpg (1.48 MB, 3008x2000, 188:125, 8927d0ae3f33f42cc0c7e9b3c0….jpg)

>>273143

Tony left too, the only option he has is NK and his dumpster


 No.273145

>>273139

Lovely song


 No.273146

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Aboriginal gurrrls wher da culcha stronk. Fucking white cunts.


 No.273147

Did 25 pushups tonight. Used to struggle with one. Going good neets.


 No.273148

Had a wank.


 No.273149

>>273147

good job neet! I recommend one of those pull up bars that go on your door!!!!


 No.273150

thinking about having a wank


 No.273151


 No.273152

>>273136

you should add me back and we can play dotes before i have to wage tomorrow. havent slept in like 3 days so i'm in the zone right now. winning all my games 18yo neet. melbourne neetup 2.0 when


 No.273153

>>273152

maybe it's time for you to sleep geelongNEET


 No.273154


 No.273155

>>273153

I'm not geelongNEET, that's dogfuckerNEET to you boyo. sleep is for the weak.


 No.273156

>>273155

i thought you would get offended by that m'lady. But you have work tomoz neet


 No.273157

>>273156

I've had work all week, still haven't been able to sleep, nightmares are a bitch. been taking stuff to stay awake, working well so far but i've run out of stuff to do around the house.


 No.273158

>>273155

>dogfuckerNEET

Did you actually fuck a dog?


 No.273159

>>273158

It was the communal gf at the time. its part of the NEET compound initiation.


 No.273160

>>273157

what are you taking?

>>273158

yes, hence the name


 No.273161

>>273160

Uhh I'm kinda interested in how that shit actually transpired, and also are you proud of yourself


 No.273162

>>273161

i dont know i am not dogfucker neet


 No.273163

>>273162

you are now, WHITE DAWG FUKKA AY


 No.273164

>>273152

>melbourne neetup 2.0 when

Wait there was a first?

Why wasn't I invited


 No.273165

>>273160

lots of caffeine ran out of the other stuff and the chink doctor didn't want me give me another script.

>>273161

Its just roastie slander, 18yo neet wasnt very happy with me a few months ago.

>>273164

Was just me and 18yo neet you missed out on a lot of rape and trips to dans


 No.273166

>>273165

>It was just me

So not only I wasn't invited by either Sperg or Monk, possibly both weren't invited either

This shit is gay ay


 No.273167

>>273166

It was quite a rushed last moment thing, no need to be jealous, you are invited to the neetup 2.0


 No.273168

File: 3eccbef3eb444d7⋯.jpg (26.9 KB, 480x360, 4:3, kawaii doggo.jpg)

getting tired neets might wank then sleep


 No.273169

NSW meetup when?


 No.273170

>>273169

I'm up in SydNEET on the Queens Birthday Weekend, maybe it can be then, we could all go to Shire house and watch the Rugby or someshit


 No.273171

>>273169

A year on and you still steal my pics. i never said you could post pictures of my waifu online. But dog damn she can wear the shit out of that schoolgirl outfit

>>273168

18yo neet came from NSW to the melbourne neetup, just get on a train tickets are cheap with a NEET card


 No.273172

>>273170

>rugby

sounds pretty shit not going to lie

also just accepted my Big W job offer


 No.273173

>>273172

how many NSW neets are there, is this 18yo neet or someone else?


 No.273174

>>273173

Yeah this is 18yo neet. I do not watch sports sadly. I like disney movies though


 No.273175

No VIC nerds allowed to NSW Neetup though. This is a strict rule and your ID will be chcked upon entry


 No.273176

>>273172

Eh probably, I'm not used to knowing what normies do, I guess go to clubs

>>273174

>Disney

That sounds even gayer than Rugby

>>273175

>tfw don't live in Vic but have a Vic Licence

Fugg


 No.273177

>>273173

There's Shire, Bowral, Newcastle NEET, Richmond, Shire 2, Tony Abbott, Monaro NEET might be as well


 No.273178

File: 3890d39ca19d52e⋯.png (492.96 KB, 1195x979, 1195:979, 93af33f236f032bbc9dc57c4f2….png)

>>273174

i know you hate sports, wall-e > Disney movies

But gratz on the job boyo pay and hours are probably better than mine. no break/lunch on shift anymore. not even smoko

>>273175

have fun with your sandstorm neetup


 No.273179

>>273177

there is also an exeter neet. He does not live very far from me (18yo Bowral neet)


 No.273180

>>273176

i reccomend converting your license to NSW. Why is it vic in the first place?

I also reccomend all neets go to a club and cum on all the roasties so we can secure the club for our gooning


 No.273181

Meetup behind the Joondalup Dan Murphys, come at 2am and wait for the astra


 No.273182

I feel excluded in this conversation being a lowly nonamedNEET from SA.


 No.273183

>>273181

Not sure I'll make it over the Nullarbor in time to make it.


 No.273184

>>273181

Come alkimos NK

>>273182

Make a name for yourself peasant!


 No.273185

>>273182

Sometimes i forget SA is even a state. You can join NSW if you find ways to travel to NSW with your backwards transport system


 No.273186

>>273179

Is that who you were hanging out with last weekend.

>>273181

only if you paint dans face on the side of the astra.

>>273182

just piss off one of the other neets or fuck something weird worked for me.


 No.273187

>>273180

because Family is from Victoria and can't be bothered changing it, especially since my car is dead and I can't afford a new one


 No.273188

>>273186

yes it was who i hung out with he sucked my phat cock. Sad exter is so anti gay, he will be executed next week


 No.273189

>>273182

Don't worry mate, there's more NEETs on the gen per Capita in South Australia then any other state

SA has Cruisey, Weber, Possum, 10k, Nofun, you, and Wadjina

Actually now that I think about it, I think SA has the most NEETs period


 No.273190

>>273184

Perhaps one day, rather stay unnamed until one comes organically.

>>273185

SA's alright, some prime boong country up north.

>>273186

>piss off one of the other neets

eh, not much point.


 No.273191

>>273188

we're all anti gay after seeing Raped NEET rant about how he got raped as a kid UNNA


 No.273192

>>273190

where do you wank


 No.273193

>>273189

I think that's true.

fyi I'm pretty sure Wadjina = Crusiey

My NEETlore might be off but.


 No.273194

>>273193

wadjina ain't cruisey


 No.273195

>>273192

bowral news agent


 No.273196

>>273195

You are now TablelandWankNEET


 No.273197

how do you all neets remeber all this shit about all the nsw neets and sa neets. Do you have some list saved or something?


 No.273198

File: 3cc21ad6346cb4b⋯.png (892.3 KB, 1292x860, 323:215, 3860b0d5b9eeccf6eab60de6f4….png)

>>273188

Well you're right about the last part. Have fun with him and ausneets anyway. gonna look for a new place, you cunts will be missed


 No.273199

I might go to sleep and then wank

goon night all

>>273198

why are you leaving nigger


 No.273200

File: bf77ba8ef74b499⋯.jpg (80.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, awoooo.jpg)

>>273198

nini cunt see ya tomoz

Gonna go to sleep as well peace out 18yo neet xx


 No.273201

>>273194

Faurck

>>273192

I once had a glorious wank out near Melrose (Mt Remarkable (National Park)) It's close to snowtown.

That was a good wank.


 No.273202

>>273197

I've been on the Gen for almost 2 years now matey, it's my life so don't act surprised If I remember details about the cunts who are closest to me You guys


 No.273203

>>273201

Good thing you mentioned the park, or I'd think you had a wank in Wodonga on the land that Ned Kelly's family used to own


 No.273204

File: 6b1be41fea770c0⋯.jpg (36.32 KB, 655x527, 655:527, 02f.jpg)

How many name neets have come and gone?


 No.273205

>>273200

>nini cunt see ya tomoz

kek how does that work if im going.

>going to sleep as well

na im going for a drive to the beach, so much nicer at night, no foreigners ruining the view


 No.273206

>>273203

>Wodonga on the land that Ned Kelly's family used to own

Fuck that sounds like a place to put of the wank-list.

I'll have to remember that.


 No.273207

>>273205

Be safe NEETo


 No.273208

>>273206

It's called Kelly Park, was called Melrose when the Kelly's owned it


 No.273209

>>273205

Cause you'll come back anyway I know you will even if you deny it silly neet


 No.273210

>>273208

No shit, interesting.

The Melrose in SA is a small town with a very good camping ground.


 No.273211

>>273202

Remember them festival shorts mmmmm


 No.273212

Is this NSW neetup gonna actually happen though


 No.273213

>>273207

You too NEET, If 18yo neet's right and i come back ill bring some comfy pics of the beach

>>273209

Guess im not the only one denying things the other knows is true boyo.

>>273212

If it does have fun NEETs and down a VB for me

See ya Goys


 No.273214

>>273213

>ill bring some comfy pics of the beach

Sounds lovely, please do. Cya later m8.


 No.273215

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw


 No.273219

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good morning friends.


 No.273220

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This was good but please don't make non NEET gen threads


 No.273221

>>273182

You choose to be a no name NEET unnamedNEET.


 No.273222


 No.273223

>>273197

*inhales*


 No.273225

>>273201

That is really beautiful country, I haven't been out there in ages. I used to go to the Boolooroo centre fair often when I was a kid.


 No.273226

>>273202

ur cute


 No.273227

morning all

did we lose a neet last night?


 No.273228

>>273227

Morning. He said so but I dunno. I hope not.


 No.273229

File: b45da4e3c31bd13⋯.png (1.26 MB, 966x1366, 483:683, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.273230

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Have a good day NEETies, it's wage time.


 No.273231


 No.273232

Pre inspection poo


 No.273233

>>273189

Lol

nigger/10 for neetlore.

At least 2 of those NEETs are from WA and 2 of them are the same person.


 No.273234

File: 2f6f88920b7f071⋯.png (90.55 KB, 842x421, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

SOON


 No.273235

Wanked poo


 No.273236

Poo wank


 No.273237

File: 0cea52c8fb618fa⋯.png (16.94 KB, 184x400, 23:50, 4ad95de59eadde5ff5ede65822….png)


 No.273238

ID HAVE MORE MONEY IF I WASNT ON THE DOLE


 No.273239

>>273238

You'd have more money if you smoked less pot


 No.273240

File: 21f98a69c25de9a⋯.jpg (160.6 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, craig and dan.jpg)


 No.273241

Mister Sandman

Bring me a meme

Make it the dumbest shit

I've ever seen


 No.273242

File: cd8e772c0a3c5f4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 756.09 KB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.273243

>>273240

If Dan and Craig shagged Dan would be the top


 No.273244


 No.273245

Going to have a volunteer soon


 No.273246


 No.273247

>>273245

You dirty bastard


 No.273248

File: 5a6005dfac01bf7⋯.jpg (93.09 KB, 1138x893, 1138:893, fluffymarsupial.jpg)

>>273219

Good morning my friend.


 No.273249

File: b0e1b2c5161db67⋯.jpg (5.72 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190522101326.jpg)

Having a walk


 No.273250

>>273249

Are… are you giantNEET ?


 No.273251

just had a appointment the receptionist lady has the most caked face i have ever seen and her nails are dirty as shit. sadly her facebook is on private so i cannot stalk her


 No.273253

Waiting for bum treatment


 No.273254

File: 52493982f5b5a9e⋯.jpg (4.28 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, DSC_0021.JPG)

Another day off, blood tests and stuff, went out to Kurnell, visited cooks landing place, lot of unna stuff, I'll upload more when I get home


 No.273255

>>273254

my dad use to work at the refinery at Kurnell till they shut it down


 No.273256

>>273251

what about her IG?


 No.273257

Bumhole freezing complete.


 No.273258

>infected bumhole scabs


 No.273259

>>273248

Hullo Possum.

How is the lack of Internet?


 No.273261

>>273251

wait till she finishes for the day and then follow her home


 No.273262

touch her boobies


 No.273263

I'm back from the wagerium bros


 No.273264

>>273254

What are you having blood tests for bro?


 No.273265

>>273264

he has yellow fever


 No.273266

>>273256

I don't know but her name is Eden and she lives in Bowral.

>>273261

Planning to do this. Hopefully she takes the train so I can sniff the seat after she leaves


 No.273267

>>273263

how was work


 No.273268

Where's train tracker neet when you need him


 No.273269

File: e1c011b758ba38f⋯.png (1.18 MB, 894x894, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Cheesey is still alive


 No.273270


 No.273271

>>273264

Iron levels are high, also have oddly shaped platelets, my dr said it's nothing serious but she wants to monitor me and get to the bottom of it, I do have the gene for haemochromatosis but the variant I have on what ever chromosome shouldn't cause iron overload, but sometimes it can.

Either way I have no clue.


 No.273272

File: 0361f212359e051⋯.jpg (3.11 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, DSC_0016.JPG)

Here's were cook supposedly first stepped foot on Australia.


 No.273273

File: b92e57c5294acdf⋯.jpg (6.8 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, DSC_0020.JPG)

>>273272

The Unna's weren't happy.


 No.273274

File: c1b65989599a4c2⋯.jpg (2.85 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, DSC_0017.JPG)


 No.273275

File: f22af9387cb5434⋯.jpg (6.87 MB, 4608x2592, 16:9, DSC_0014.JPG)


 No.273276

feeling a bit vile post wank


 No.273277

Since the Liberals won the election, We will be heading for a recession in 6 months?


 No.273278

>>273267

alright

felt a bit shit but thats pretty standard


 No.273279

>>273277

They'll stop wftd hopefully


 No.273280

>>273277

It's possible, what's likely to happen though is more of the same, stagnation and nothing getting done.


 No.273281

>>273280

It's a NEET government


 No.273282

>>273280

>stagnation and nothing getting done

the 5 or 6 senate cross benchers (including Pauline) have already threatened to do their usual block everything bullshit


 No.273283

>>273282

Yeah it's going to be another shitshow. One things for sure though, the coalition really can't keep blaming Labor for all the problems now.


 No.273284

I am going to continue to ignore the whole shitshow and live in drug induced ignorance


 No.273285

>>273277

You act as if Labor is any different


 No.273286

>>273284

A wise choice.


 No.273287

>>273283

They'll blame the Micros instead


 No.273288

i'm going to date SHY and turn her into a nazi


 No.273289

File: f3e6a33391e203c⋯.jpg (3.49 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190522112322.jpg)

Going to drop by maccas to get a free Big Mac and then I'll be off to work for 8 hours


 No.273290

Volunteered today for 2 hours


 No.273291


 No.273292

>>273290

how goes the hapa slappa?


 No.273293

>>273291

Sarah Hanson-Young


 No.273294

>>273293

Is she still the only vaguely attractive politician ?

She was the only one about 20 years back iirc


 No.273295

>>273294

Depends what you're into I guess.

There are a few other lower profile ones that are probably doable.


 No.273296

>>273295

kate ellis was alright when she was younger

kristina keneally had that milf thing going on at one point


 No.273297

>>273292

She's not there on Wednesdays, need a break from her she's really getting on my nerves. Was talking with an Indian girl volunteer today


 No.273298

When the yellow fever dies down the poojeeta diaherea begins


 No.273299

Voluntary wank


 No.273300

>>273297

you need to make each jealous of the other


 No.273301

>>273166

Nah I did hear about or go to this. Are there other NEETs in Shitbourne apart from MonashNEET, Monk and me??

21 degrees today in Shitbourne, really feeling the wage induced depression last couple of days.


 No.273302

>tfw really enjoying time off work


 No.273303

Off to work


 No.273304

>>273301

yeah i'm in trashbourne


 No.273306

File: aba8efd6b6002dc⋯.gif (1.82 MB, 480x266, 240:133, 1558138137604.gif)

>>273301

>shitbourne

>>273304

trashbourne

im calling it Melanoma after the election


 No.273307

Which neet was talking about magnesium supplements a few gens ago?


 No.273308

the hair around my nipples is going grey


 No.273309

>>273293

The anal queen of Adelaide.


 No.273310

>>273307

I don't think it was me, but I take a 300mg effervescent magnesium tablet each morning.


 No.273311

>>273309

Id smash


 No.273312


 No.273313

>>273310

Have you noticed it making a difference?


 No.273314

>>273311

She'd make for good moo cow eyes while giving you a gobbie, but that's about it.


 No.273315

>>273313

I don't get morning leg cramps like I used to.

I take it with zinc and d3. The three combined are supposed to help with testosterone, but I can't really comment on their effectiveness for that.


 No.273316

>>273307

yeah im big into magnesium it seems to make the goon abuse more tolerable …. some people say its even a nootropic


 No.273317

>>273313

My mum takes magnesium among other supplements and it changed her life completly, she went from a sperg to a normal person again and gained her health back.


 No.273318

Goddamn magnesium shills


 No.273319

File: 854dd3d71a2e80d⋯.png (30.66 KB, 399x322, 57:46, 1555574041701.png)

>>273318

It works sperg.


 No.273320

>>273316

>>273315

>>273317

Righto, I picked up some cheap ZMA and am eager to try it.


 No.273321

>>273314

>anal queen


 No.273322

>>273321

she wouldn't clean herself properly


 No.273323

File: c89e35a27f196f0⋯.jpg (40.5 KB, 491x491, 1:1, 6ee[1].jpg)


 No.273324

File: d638121d3722fab⋯.jpg (45.55 KB, 600x900, 2:3, x2thumb.jpg)

i have a proper reverse osmosis water filter and drink a few lites of that a day and take infowars x-2 nacent iodine …. also take supermale vitality and brainforce occaionally


 No.273325

>>273322

Just have to starve her in my rape dungeon for 3 days to get all the poo poo out before tearing that ass.


 No.273326

>>273318

I drank a bottle of liquid magnesium once and it felt like it thinned my blood.


 No.273327

>>273323

New fag


 No.273328

>>273324

oh boy


 No.273329

>>273327

This is why wordfilters and code words should be used.


 No.273330

>>273327

Lol, quite the opposite actually.

I remember when people could recognise shitposting here

Ah, those where the days


 No.273331

>>273330

>Ah, those where the days

You really aren't from here, are you?


 No.273332

>>273330

Its boring and unfunny


 No.273333

>>273330

We're not so sure PanadolNEET is shitposting.


 No.273334

>>273333

Well, he is posting shit most of the time


 No.273335

>>273308

picture please


 No.273336

File: 6ec816d697f8965⋯.png (502.4 KB, 640x628, 160:157, e085c6df4e6993d9b4f9bd03c3….png)


 No.273337

Are there any neets still around from ye olden days of the neet general beginnings? I want to know the origin story from one of the old neet cunts


 No.273338

File: 6b718107b50b495⋯.jpg (263.41 KB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, 1558295921888.jpg)

>>273330

>I remember when people could recognise shitposting here

No, there is no posting but shitposting. /aus/ used to get the occasional effort post about voting and the thing from the cop about a judge raping boong children but even then it was mostly shit. I've been here since 2014 and /meatpie/ and am proud to say I've never made a quality post on this site.


 No.273339

>>273337

I joined around 50 or so on the old board.

It was much the same with more dole bludging


 No.273340

>>273337

The original aus was its own chan.


 No.273341

>>273310

my brother takes magnesium tablets for his cramps


 No.273342

>>273338

>two pairs of undies


 No.273343

>>273341

Period cramps can be rough.


 No.273344

>>273342

That's extra work for rapists !!!

Fuckin' bitch


 No.273345


 No.273346

>>273342

Helps to hide the bulge.


 No.273347

>>273344

This, its discrimination against boongs.


 No.273348

File: 55ee48c33457a0f⋯.png (739.38 KB, 785x538, 785:538, UnimpressedBoongs.png)

>>273347

Woit dog cunt wants to takeourland AND wear 2 pairs of undies ?


 No.273349

Swastikas on the dot paintings at the Adelaide train station. Good to see it is under the control of the NasBoong gang and not the white dogs unna. No wonder the trains run on time now they are the control of the black man.


 No.273350

Might go for a river walk and a smoke


 No.273351

>>273349

Fucking white dog stole me photo.


 No.273352

File: f2e3b02cff162f7⋯.jpg (282.78 KB, 480x640, 3:4, IMG_20190220_114316.jpg)


 No.273353

>>273349

>now they are the control of

Neetdom has taken its toll on my brain.


 No.273354

The japs bombed the boongs a bit during WW2

>>273353

It sounder blacker the way you said it


 No.273355

>>273354

>It sounder blacker the way you said it

Neets are just the boongs of white people so it makes sense.


 No.273356

File: 9b55fe336b7063d⋯.jpg (11.75 KB, 474x238, 237:119, downloadfile.jpg)

I wanna live in the bush with abos


 No.273357

File: 5a2a2edc2b70e8a⋯.jpeg (32.06 KB, 554x554, 1:1, 3E3C12AB-7B48-4E9E-BFE7-D….jpeg)

Thinking about the neet jacuzzi


 No.273358

>>273357

you're more steamed than a plate of dim sims shano. take it easy mate


 No.273359

>>273356

They'll probably let you if you wear a wig


 No.273360

>>273357

No thanks, you neets would pee in it


 No.273361

MONK

What are you doing?


 No.273362

>>273360

NK would shit in it.


 No.273363

>>273360

It was pee from the making


 No.273364

Hell, I'd wank the dog in it.


 No.273365

How thirsty are ya monk? On a scale of 1 to Monk.


 No.273366

Note to self

DO NOT use the NEET Jacuzzi


 No.273367

>>273361

Workin hard


 No.273368

Warm sunny day here in cuntbourne


 No.273369

>>273367

phenomenological areas monk


 No.273370

>>273369

I award this strange post of the day

I'm off for a walk, cheers NEETs


 No.273372

>>273370

I was browsing twitter.com/warniecomments and it struck me that most of them you could replace warnie with monk and it would still make sense, given his love of booze, ham and pineapple, pingas, sheilas, etc.


 No.273373

>>273367

Did you have your arse thing today? Did she explore your rural and remote community?


 No.273374

>>273368

fuck its bleak in brissy … been a wet and cloudy april and may … shit is just fucking fucked… massively depressed


 No.273375

off to buy some goon before it rains …


 No.273376

Been based by anymore boongs recently?


 No.273377

>>273376

it works even with the typo


 No.273378

pineapple lollies are a national icon. Just like you Monk you beautiful metaphorical pineapple.


 No.273379

File: d60d2c89bf504e9⋯.png (235.7 KB, 728x899, 728:899, 1537952432139.png)

>tfw no radical aborigional activist gf from melbourne.


 No.273380

>>273375

Do the wagies ever give you dirty dagger looks or visible disgust? The ones at the servo look at me like im a wandering homeless rapist when i just want some menthol durries


 No.273381

>tfw depressed


 No.273383

>tfw depeche mode


 No.273384

Gonna poo soon


 No.273385

>tfw obsessed


 No.273386

File: 7edf1116a56c6ac⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.44 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190522_125758.jpg)

Poo done


 No.273387

>>273386

Big Poo


 No.273388

Weber's drunk


 No.273389

>>273388

I am not. I’m having a nap.


 No.273390

Day 3 of nofap.


 No.273391

Threadly reminder that if you sleep with a pillow you will end up looking NK on the right there.


 No.273392

>>273390

I’m about to embark on a 13 day streak


 No.273393

>>273391

I sleep with 2 stacked


 No.273394

>>273380

nah im normally pretty clean cut and have clean polo shirt on and usually buy around 3pm … there is a lady at BWS who looks disgusted when i ask her to take the sack out of the box so can fit it in my bag…. its great.

i was riding past the doctors and saw a true executive who could only get his massive ass around with a maxi taxi… he looked so depressed. Made feel a bit better i still have health and mobility.


 No.273395

I love running up the stairs past an executive.


 No.273396

>>273392

Great job neet!


 No.273397

>>273395

if you can get past him on the stairs, then he is not a true Executive


 No.273398

>>273397

At the Adelaide Train Station they have the escalators next to the stairs.


 No.273399

Group work assignment for uni is due tomorrow and one our of members hasn't done his work. Not sure if I should just let it go or do it for him. He is white, not a chink.


 No.273400

A true executive is immobilized on his bed.


 No.273401

I feel a narky attitude in a neet at the moment


 No.273402

>>273401

its not me


 No.273403

>tfw possibly narky

It might be me, I've been a bit narky lately


 No.273404

File: ab9fe7c40b72408⋯.jpg (3.5 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, 20190522_155534.jpg)

>tfw just had a wank and it shot like a meter away


 No.273405

High pressure wank


 No.273406

>>273404

Why have you only got three toes ?


 No.273407

>>273406

More dick power genetics than toe genetics


 No.273408

>>273404

please spoiler cumshots you fag


 No.273409

>>273408

Post your legs you goon sack gronk.


 No.273410

These people who post their own name in the item name field on gumtree. No I don't want to buy a Marlene.


 No.273411

>>273404

Is that a public toilet? What if some fag will comes and licks up your cum or some meth head chick puts it in her cunny to get kid for a new cenno payment. You dirty cunt


 No.273412

>>273411

Probably just do what my dad did, go to the shop for durries and take 15 years to get to the payphone


 No.273413

engadine


 No.273414

STARIN AT THE BIG HAND


 No.273415

Wank-on-wank brutality


 No.273416

Currently creatine loading.


 No.273417

Feel like pizza


 No.273418


 No.273419

Got my hoodie and trackies mixed up and tried putting the trackies on my head


 No.273420

>>273419

Hot, start a new trend neet. Cum in your hoodie.


 No.273421

Got some shit I need to do but I don't want to do it.


 No.273422

>>273421

I have a wank scheduled for later tonight. Not sure if I'll be able to commit to it


 No.273423

File: 8a07730524c621b⋯.png (10.81 KB, 350x762, 175:381, unna_walking.png)


 No.273424


 No.273425

Fam is bringing indian home. Looks like meats back on the menu boyos


 No.273426

Noice, is she hot?


 No.273427

FAM-A-LAM-A-DING-DONG


 No.273428

DOG WANKS


 No.273429

DOG EJACULATE


 No.273430

DOG KNOT


 No.273431

DEAD DOG CHINESE FOOD


 No.273432


 No.273433

polite quiet multicultural masturbation


 No.273434

>>273432

4 OUT OF 5 (YOU)'S FROM A SLIGHTLY NARKY SHIRE


 No.273435

>>273434

Shire is a naughty boy who's gonna get his toys taken away soon.


 No.273436

>>273434

I am not being Narky, I am just being mindful of the autistic NEETs who may not like loud shouty text.


 No.273437

>>273436

I got confused there, sorry m8, you can keep your toys, it's the other NEET can't have any.


 No.273438

>>273437

u wot cunt


 No.273439

Y'all can get fucked. I am going to spend the night playing with the train tracker.


 No.273440

THERAPY CANINE


 No.273441

>>273438

Shire broke all your toys, sorry


 No.273442

>>273439

Is this the one on the secret website for cool neets?


 No.273443

>>273439

thats not very nice m8, we all want a go, share ur username and password, we wont tell anyone else…promise


 No.273444

Expedited wank


 No.273445

>>273352

Hail hortler!


 No.273446

>>273444

You having it now?


 No.273447

Got a rock hard erection right now but I don't want to lower my test levels.


 No.273448

File: 8feb7d9e502f2b4⋯.png (392 KB, 465x599, 465:599, boong aids.png)


 No.273449

>>273386

Better quality and quantity. You better keep this pace up for the move m8


 No.273450

>>273448

NK, Dan and Tone. The three therapists!


 No.273451

>>273449

You want him pooing during the move ?


 No.273452

You still working monk?


 No.273453

>>273452

It's a new high score.


 No.273454

File: 226613074404bfe⋯.jpg (817.32 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, A_Monks_Life-7[1].jpg)

>monks working


 No.273455


 No.273456

>>273455

It would make funny I guess.


 No.273457

Cruisey have you seen that the AFP has started arresting NDIS people for fraud? When is your old boss paying his stolen funds back?


 No.273458

>>273430

i see… dog fucker neet is back


 No.273459

When was the last time cheesy was known?


 No.273460

>>273458

what's the charge? enjoying a meal? a succulent chinese meal?


 No.273461

>>273459

Cheesy was known last time then


 No.273462

>>273460

a succulent chinese dog


 No.273463

>>273462

a succulent chinese white dog ?


 No.273464

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.273465

>>273461

I mean when was he last here? Do you think he secretly lurks?


 No.273466

File: 5aa3dc6b4606363⋯.jpg (60.54 KB, 650x366, 325:183, wkom.jpg)

>>273463

>white dog ?

took our land aye


 No.273467

>>273465

Cheesy lives deep in the heart of every true NEET

He will return to save us one day from something mildly unpleasant


 No.273468

File: ea91d12b7481f69⋯.jpg (21.5 KB, 475x645, 95:129, images.jpeg.jpg)

My ears hurt from all the loud shouty text


 No.273469

File: 4ae61b0fe1aa128⋯.png (58.69 KB, 143x170, 143:170, HOTBOONGCHICK.png)

>>273466

That is the hottest boong chick I have ever seen !

Now I must quest to find her and win her heart !


 No.273470

File: 6b25752768662e7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 745.23 KB, 1488x2060, 372:515, unna.jpg)

Today we will acknowledge the traditional custodians of the land…


 No.273471

>>273468

NK IS GONNA RAPE YA NEET


 No.273472

Unfortunate mood on the gen to come home to tonight


 No.273473

>>273471

He's going to rape Young Adult NEET ?

I thought he already did that.


 No.273474

>>273473

Everyone gets raped by NK, thrice a day at least.


 No.273475

>>273470

Mate, you know you can't post HER picture here

You just made me have an unlicensed wank you bastard


 No.273476

File: 73bddf3feea1311⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 96.64 KB, 615x870, 41:58, hjuom.jpg)

>>273470

I would rather this


 No.273477

gonna wear my cock out at this rate


 No.273478

File: 7b1fb165aa2fa1d⋯.jpeg (24.26 KB, 653x469, 653:469, images.jpeg.jpg.jpeg)

>>273471

LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU


 No.273479

File: a8ff4d0b366886c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 363.31 KB, 1200x850, 24:17, kim.jpg)


 No.273480

>>273479

How is that whole family so damned sexy !?!?

They must have some boong blood in them


 No.273481

>>273465

Cheesy transformed into a rainbow serpent and spiritually protects neets from wfd


 No.273482

>>273480

>boong blood

Worse, they're kikes.


 No.273483

File: a413681ea492d91⋯.jpg (46 KB, 469x314, 469:314, jewboong.jpg)

>>273482

So they've got boong blood then


 No.273484

>>273481

>wagyl for the dole


 No.273485

File: 36bc8b93fb42161⋯.jpg (33.76 KB, 474x355, 474:355, rm.jpg)

>>273481

sometimes you can catch a glimpse of where he's been


 No.273486

>>273483

kek, twins


 No.273487

I'm closing this tab for a while.

You can hear about my bumhole inspection when this shitposting dies down if you're interested.


 No.273488

>>273486

That 13th tribe wandered really fucking far


 No.273489

File: eb9691c11cff167⋯.png (59.37 KB, 658x662, 329:331, 1fe[1].png)

>tfw you really want to tell about your bumhole exam but the NEETs are all excited with the shitposting


 No.273490

Harsh wank


 No.273491

>>273487

oh la di da


 No.273492

stoned wank


 No.273493

>>273487

Show, don't tell.


 No.273494


 No.273495

Lotta posts today. Did Posso return?


 No.273496

>>273495

no but i returned


 No.273497

>>273248

My question is answered.

How have you been?

How did you fill your spare time?


 No.273498

File: a0b1aa6a23d286b⋯.jpg (132.64 KB, 1140x641, 1140:641, pissed possum (2)[1].jpg)

>>273497

I have been imprisoned


 No.273499

>>273449

The smell was incredible, it was a shame to flush the toilet


 No.273500

>>273496

Oh.. yeah. You were missed.


 No.273501

>>273498

That is what he turns in to when he has no internets.


 No.273502

Antiseptic wank


 No.273503

>>273254

I am eager to see this unna you speak of.


 No.273504

>>273501

he's like the Hulk, no internet he turns into an angry monster


 No.273505

>>273454

One of them looks like they're about to take a sickie


 No.273506

>>273489

Stop being an attention seeking whore monk, just because you had an old jewish man stuff his hand into your rural and remote region doesn't give you right to be a cunt.


 No.273507

>>273466

That's a new angle


 No.273508

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.273509

>>273506

Lol, no , that post was mine


 No.273510

Worlds biggest wank


 No.273511

>>273272

>>273273

>>273274

>>273275

lol at the second one.

Nice pics mate, thanks.


 No.273512

>>273510

that's tomorrow m8


 No.273513

>>273512

Ah, I'm out btw, someone posted the Queen twice and I'm all wanked out now


 No.273514

Who's dogfuckerNeet


 No.273515

>>273513

>>273512

Well just rob some cunts wanks tonight


 No.273516

>>273514

Possum


 No.273517

>>273294

Larissa Waters is the hot one.


 No.273518

>>273296

Those two are alright too.


 No.273519

>>273516

He doesn't actually fuck dogs right?


 No.273520

>>273514

He sneaks into your house, but rather than raping you he wanks off your dog. Many dogs have had to file for wankruptcy because of him.


 No.273521

File: cbf55ca157f60d0⋯.jpg (39.03 KB, 624x390, 8:5, BBTtFTe[1].jpg)


 No.273522

>>273497

I am well thank you. The experiment has gone pretty well. Better than last time. I am going to run down my phone credit and then have another two weeks off.

I have been able to fill my time watching movies and reading, but they are less distracting than the internet and so I have been suffering more frequently from intrusive, misery-inducing thoughts.


 No.273523

Marginalised wank


 No.273524

>>273522

Been reading anything good ?


 No.273525


 No.273526

>>273524

I have been reading the first law trilogy. I am almost finished. It is pretty good. Nothing special. I also read a star wars novel about obi wan and qui gon jin which was terrible.

I have been reading a lot of offline Wikipedia also.


 No.273527

>>273522

Have a wank


 No.273528

>>273522

> the internet

I cant give it up, it is the only link I have to the outside world apart from doctors and support people


 No.273529

>>273526

Abercrombie ? He's brilliant, that's actually my favourite series.

He's got another trilogy in that world coming out, first one in september


 No.273530

>>273469

She's a heavy front loader.


 No.273531

>>273520

>wankruptcy

Those poor souls


 No.273532

>>273530

That's what a real strong independent abo woman looks like

Seriusly though, has anyone ever seen a boong woman over 20 that wasn't really fat ?

Do they even exist ?


 No.273533

>>273529

It is pretty good, it is not as good as wheel of time, song of ice and fire, stormlight archive or kingkiller chronicle though.


 No.273534

>>273528

The internet is not the real world. Whatever it links you to is not anything good.


 No.273535

real wagie hours


 No.273536

>>273529

Are you the neet who read worm webserial?


 No.273537

>>273533

I disagree entirely with what you say but I have only read 2 of those series.


 No.273538

>>273532

Go down to Cenno or the train station and find out.


 No.273539

>>273536

Nope, sorry


 No.273540

>>273537

You should read them all. Which are the two you have read?


 No.273541

>>273539

Give it a read. Good stuff.


 No.273542

>>273540

Wheel and ice&fire

I may have read kingkiller actually, sounds familiar


 No.273543

>>273535

Hide post


 No.273544

>>273543

You hurt my feelings, friend


 No.273545

I had two pizzas and four garlic breads last night. When I went out to do the shopping this morning my shirt was uncomfortably tight.


 No.273546

>>273545

How many will it be tonight?


 No.273547

Underrepresented wank


 No.273548

allegorical wank


 No.273549

Culturally-sensitive wank


 No.273550

metaphorical wank


 No.273551

>>273545

just buy a bigger shirt


 No.273552

>>273423

Fantastic. Resize it to 400 pixels as the biggest side, otherwise it's too big as a css.


 No.273553

>>273546

None. I binged on steak, vilis sausage rolls and ice cream today. I will have the sweats tonight.


 No.273554

>>273551

I will still be able to feel the blubber suffocating me.


 No.273555

>>273552

if they were a quarter that size I wouldnt block em


 No.273556

>>273553

You should closely monitor your cardiovascular health unna


 No.273557

>>273553

Wank the sweats away


 No.273558

>>273457

He's on some sort of payment thing. I dunno what's happening now tbh. I don't really want to.

I hope he gets fucked in prison.


 No.273559

>>273558

Gotdang

Cruisey getting nasty.

You're getting worn out m8, you need a break.


 No.273560

>>273559

>Gotdang

A ridiculous un-Australian exclamation.


 No.273561

>tfw dispossesed


 No.273562

>>273558

He would enjoy being fucked in prison.


 No.273563

Real wank hours


 No.273564

>>273560

Your mum is ridiculous and unaustralian


 No.273565

New thread needed soon.


 No.273566

bum rash

possum pen0r


 No.273567

>>273565

there all asleep


 No.273568

>>273522

That doesn't sound too great mate. I'm not entirely sure why you even want to rid yourself of the net if you don't feel any better without it.


 No.273569

>>273567

I hope thread making doesn't fall to one of "those" neets


 No.273570

>>273560

I put it to you sir, that some of the original settlers would have been of German origins.

They would no doubt have shouted GOTDANG as they pounded hot boong chicks from behind.

Therefore it is in fact VERY Australian.


 No.273571

I wonder If Monk moaned when the

ANAL HPV

Was removed?


 No.273572

>>273568

You just want me back to restore your (you) supply.


 No.273573

>>273570

> German

gottverdammich


 No.273574

>>273571

If he did there is nothing wrong with that


 No.273575

>>273555

500 pixels.


 No.273576

>>273571

moaned and came


 No.273577

Have a (ты)


 No.273578

>>273572

your selective (you) supply is awful


 No.273579

>>273572

Could you repeat that?

Also did you do catch up. I'm sure there are a few (You)'s out there.


 No.273580

我拥有你的线程

给我所有的狗


 No.273581

>>273568

There are problems from not having the net but benefits too. There was a lot of stuff on the net that caused me a lot of upset.


 No.273582

>>273580

Wǒ yǒngyǒu nǐ de xiànchéng

gěi wǒ suǒyǒu de gǒu


 No.273583

BUM CURED


 No.273584

BUG ABO BUMS


 No.273585

>>273583

good to hear


 No.273586

This train tracker is fantastic.


 No.273587

>>273583

For now…


 No.273588

>>273585

unless you're bum rash fetish NEET




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