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File: 0670a74805815be⋯.png (226.45 KB, 578x490, 289:245, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.272056

The wheel keeps on spinning.

OLD >>271295

 No.272061

SA BEST A

FREE SETTLERS BEST SETTLERS


 No.272062

thats not a Pepe


 No.272063

bum pen0r

we've had this "pepe"


 No.272064

>>272063

It is fitting though.


 No.272065

>>272061

Based City of Churches


 No.272066

>>272046

the anti white "leftists" are just idpol faggots who are actually closet capitalists who support the status quo

>>272049

Do It

DAY OF THE SPEAR UNNA


 No.272067

Loling at the fucking huge NK thats the board CSS now

wew Cruisey wew


 No.272068

>>272055

Righto, do you have any suggestions? This shit is made much harder than it needs to be by the fact they don't give you price per 100g of protein. They tell you grams of protein per 100 grams of powder and price per 100 grams of powder but expect you to actually compute it yourself which is tedious with so many powders.


 No.272069

>>272066

How can I print covertly? I don't want to print at uni and I figure that officeworks would snitch and do me for "hate speech" or something.


 No.272070

>>272067

It's fucking glorious


 No.272071

>>272067

The crotch region is always in my eyes when I'm trying to read a post


 No.272072

Another cone

High seas in a rickety boat


 No.272073

>>272066

Tell me something i don't know.

>>272069

Just do it pussy


 No.272074

>>272068

Do it at officeworks, ask to get a printing card and put say $10 on it

after that just print at the self service printers while no ones around

or you know just buy a printer at harvey norman or something


 No.272075

>>272073

>Tell me something i don't know.

that I have not pooed today


 No.272076

File: 5beb1323f3c14d9⋯.jpg (69.95 KB, 640x428, 160:107, topelement.jpg)

All the abos are paranoid looking behind them to see if Tony's around since he went on that angry rape rampage last bight


 No.272077

File: f7cdecf2a48c0bc⋯.jpg (214.84 KB, 668x843, 668:843, f2bb5e1dd19259f3f8f36a2299….jpg)

>>272075

HOLDIN OUT ON ME DOG!


 No.272078

I HOLLERED LAWDY LAWDY HAVE A MERCY ON ME


 No.272079

>>271943

wow, what a machine.

>>271947

heh, and why I sleep warm in the cold bush nights

>>271983

Hmm

>>271998

Please spoiler

>>272011

Looks alright, is it honey or lemon?

>>272045

I never understood the fanta or why it was red.


 No.272080

>>272062

Yes it is.


 No.272081

>>272063

>we've had this "pepe"

Ah, shit.


 No.272082

>>272074

meant to reply to

>>272069


 No.272083

>>272067

It's high quality OC.


 No.272084

File: 1993f56bed5adbb⋯.gif (224.1 KB, 680x498, 340:249, 13b.gif)

Has this board ever done a raid? Also anyone watch internet historian?


 No.272085

>>272084

>Has this board ever done a raid?

I can't tell if this is bait or not.


 No.272086

It's good to know that NK is always behind us.


 No.272087

File: 4bfbe852f2d150f⋯.jpg (517.41 KB, 1791x1062, 199:118, wagecage.jpg)

>>272056

Back to the wage cage in a few hours! Who's looking forwards to it?


 No.272088

IM STUCK IN NEETDOM PRISON

AND TIME KEEPS DRAAAAGIN ON


 No.272089

>>272084

Clearly you don't browse >>>/leftypol/


 No.272090

>>272089

I know a place worse than leftypol


 No.272091

File: 3321439aec80a08⋯.png (455.4 KB, 700x467, 700:467, (You)unna.png)

If this post gets 0 (You)s I will abstain from study tonight

Please do not reply


 No.272092


 No.272093

File: 4ad95de59eadde5⋯.png (9.01 KB, 184x400, 23:50, resized.png)

I just cleared my cache, that NK is too big UNNA


 No.272094


 No.272095

File: e86a9f716c0370c⋯.png (276.75 KB, 350x368, 175:184, oi.png)

>>272094

FUCK YOU UNNA


 No.272096

Gods gonna cut you down NEET


 No.272097

>>272096

What if that NEET is taking VitalStength?


 No.272098

Went out for dinner with misso. Felt like a thirsty monk with all the hot African chicks.


 No.272099

>>272097

>What if that NEET is taking VitalStength 6 RAW Chicken Periods?


 No.272100

>>272098

Anyone got that very seedy, lewd pic of Cruisey with his slave niggers?


 No.272101

File: 9d8a6cf678a6f43⋯.jpg (16.14 KB, 294x332, 147:166, ab002.jpg)

File: 8a4402b85088a2e⋯.jpeg (9.77 KB, 255x144, 85:48, ab003.jpeg)

File: 54b10692b9ba33b⋯.jpg (38.42 KB, 315x350, 9:10, ab004.jpg)

File: b9f8d4df490d496⋯.jpg (33.03 KB, 235x385, 47:77, ab005.jpg)

File: 864405caeef9976⋯.png (174.56 KB, 700x466, 350:233, ab007.png)

>>272095

THIS MEME IS NOW SACRED TO OUR PEOPLE, GUBBA!


 No.272102

I saw ScoMo today


 No.272103

>>272101

Incorrect use of gubba, white dog spotted

>>272102

Did you try chicken period him?


 No.272104

>>>/leftypol/2894815

>>>/leftypol/2894814


 No.272105

File: 37a1d55dfdbb81a⋯.jpg (42.75 KB, 650x432, 325:216, r66869.jpg)

File: 3b1773c661e9ec0⋯.jpg (44.08 KB, 345x500, 69:100, r66870.jpg)

File: ac5d15b9f04b280⋯.jpg (119.41 KB, 753x960, 251:320, r66871.jpg)

File: 7c924f3432b696a⋯.jpg (15.77 KB, 218x320, 109:160, r66872.jpg)

GONE at LAST!


 No.272106

>>272104

Accidentally posted it twice, hatechan always shits the bed right when I want to have a shitpost.


 No.272107


 No.272108

File: 67d71394bd63f9a⋯.png (184.24 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, Screenshot from 2019-05-19….png)

Hmmmm.


 No.272109

>>272104

Post that on squattheplanet.com


 No.272110

>>272103

>Did you try chicken period him?

no, that wouldn't be fun


 No.272111

>>272079

Honey chicken with bum wanks


 No.272112

>>272086

And inside us


 No.272113

>>272110

That lezzo seemed to enjoy it.


 No.272114

>>272108

>reddit

>/monster/

>Chemist warehouse

>/leftypol/

hmmm


 No.272115

Fucking dont wanna go to work tomorrow


 No.272116

>>272112

A loving and warm feeling.


 No.272117

>>272114

>>/monster/

No, that is >>>/monarchy/


 No.272118

>>272115

I won't because I don't have a job.


 No.272119

Need a gf


 No.272120

>>272118

Wanking is a full time responsibility m8


 No.272121


 No.272122

Good night.


 No.272123

File: 8bfe6c72013b7e7⋯.jpg (7.91 KB, 300x199, 300:199, downloadfile-3.jpg)

Lel some nigger karate kicked arnold shwartznigger


 No.272124

File: 76cb57b803213ee⋯.jpg (117.16 KB, 620x325, 124:65, 76cb57b803213ee60179545f17….jpg)

Heard some of you cheeky buggers been talking shit about us?


 No.272125

>>272117

where are the abo threads


 No.272126

>>272124

yeah cuz, we support your war for sovereignty ay


 No.272127

>>272125

The leftypol ones?


 No.272128

>>272127

I meant ones in /monarchy/ but yes also /leftypol/


 No.272129

File: a1b62f0caed883c⋯.jpg (1.19 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0244.JPG)

File: 21decc262da3965⋯.jpg (1.38 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0245.JPG)

File: 74f3c91cd314739⋯.jpg (1.44 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0246.JPG)

Not bad considering I threw more chicken period meat and rice than usual and ran out of garlic and soy sauce halfway though…. stilll decent wholesome feed and have at least 2 more meals in the pan.


 No.272130

>>272128

I don't shitpost in /monarchy/. /leftypol/ threads are at >>272104


 No.272131

>>272124

Land Rights for Gay Whales!


 No.272132

GOON!


 No.272133

>>272129

>>272129

Where do you get the meat from in an Chicken Period?


 No.272134

File: 0df3e2b4d5a5096⋯.jpeg (58.51 KB, 996x800, 249:200, 1ae.jpeg)

GOON GOON GOON!


 No.272135

>>272132

OUT OF A LEMONADE BOTTLE!


 No.272136

>>272105

I miss him NEETs, I miss him really bad


 No.272137

WHAT ITS LIKE TO EXPERIENCE


 No.272138

>>272129

You should eat that out of a bowl


 No.272139

>>272137

TONYON


 No.272140

GOOOOOOOOON!


 No.272141


 No.272142

>>272129

nasgor ayam enak!


 No.272143

>>272142

saya suka Monk


 No.272144

Keeping my window shut because of the rain so now the old neet cave is starting to smell a little.


 No.272145

is ayam chicken or Chicken Period, I've forgoten


 No.272146

>>272143

Suka kamu sama mas.. banyak

Suka semua di sini


 No.272147

File: b37671259c180e1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 102.36 KB, 590x346, 295:173, Much-Poo-Outdoor_1.jpg)

HOT


 No.272148

>>272145

telur is periods


 No.272149

>>272147

Woops, forgot that spoiler…


 No.272150

File: c0eceb032d6a1e5⋯.png (134.91 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.272151

>>272147

bet the dude fucked her after that and they both regretted it on the long walk home


 No.272152

>>272150

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


 No.272153

>>272108

I get that often too, it's an alcracity (or whatever) error


 No.272154

have fun at work tomorrow, dong slurpers


 No.272155

>>272105

>>272131

You are desecrating wandjina with white cunt rhetoric and politics


 No.272156

>>272146

Sembilan Goonbag

Tidak yahudi


 No.272157

Still on my third wank


 No.272158

>tfw no wanks yet


 No.272159

File: c7df151de7e95a7⋯.png (169.21 KB, 380x396, 95:99, BigDick.png)

My cock is swole from a single wank session.


 No.272160

>>272157

Are these real wanks or are you just touching your penis briefly every 10 minutes until you finally cum?


 No.272161

WE COULD DO THIS LIKE A ORGY

IN THE BOWELS OF HELL


 No.272162

Fucking hell NEETs

Its 9 on a Sunday

5 more days of slavery before I can be a boong again

Wageslave blues


 No.272163

>>272162

Quit your job


 No.272164

>>272162

just be a boong at work


 No.272165

>>272056

does OP have a vector or an .svg of OP OC ??? i fucking love it


 No.272166

I WANT IT I NEED IT, NEED IT TO MAKE ME FEEL HEATED

SHAKE IT CAN'T TAKE IT MUST BREAK IT

BREAK IT OFF YEAH WHAT'D I SAY BITCH

BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH


 No.272167

What happened to the nazis of antipodean resistance?


 No.272168

According to wikipedia:

>In January 2019, a Caulfield Jewish aged-care home was found to have been defaced with swastika on New Year's Eve.[citation needed]

What a fucking stretch.


 No.272169

>>272167

they became nazis of the propooean renaissance


 No.272170

>>272168

hoil hatlor


 No.272171

>>272168

Jews have their own nursing homes?


 No.272172

File: e8929b463b92d67⋯.png (722.56 KB, 1034x812, 517:406, Screenshot from 2019-01-08….png)

>>272167

supersonic nazi hell creatures ….. and bob


 No.272173


 No.272174

>>272168

SpergNEET being naughty


 No.272175

>>272167

They got gay in Gippsland.


 No.272176

File: 84eee6550ebc32e⋯.jpg (107.66 KB, 945x1590, 63:106, unnamed-4.jpg)

BRENTON "DEDICATED TO MAKING MUSLIM LIVES SHORTER" TARRANT IS THE BEST MAN TO WALK THIS EARTH SINCE

ADOLF "IT'S A SHOWER I SWEAR" HITLER


 No.272177

Leftypol raid


 No.272178

>>272176

sup AFP just trolling or bored on a shift break ?


 No.272179

Shitney won the wog footy


 No.272180

>>272176

Tarrant is a Zionist degenerate at the Holocaust was a lie now fuck off Israel


 No.272181

>>272179

what a waste of 2 hours that was


 No.272182

FUCK BUYIN IT IM TAKIN IT


 No.272183

>>272179

I thought they played Yesterday or do you mean GWS


 No.272184

>>272183

Nah the wogball final is on today because they can't compete with big dick afl audiences


 No.272185

>>272184

Oh right soccer, I remember when I followed that shit

Its fucking gay Perth couldn't win ay


 No.272186

>>272163

Can't quit your job, sco mo will send you to wfd


 No.272187

Finished my third wank


 No.272188

File: 341ffd9fb5f67bd⋯.png (6.88 KB, 201x251, 201:251, A280C0F9982145A2BFA1D25595….png)

будь спокоен со своими глупыми придурками


 No.272189

File: 8fcae8624ce9a80⋯.jpg (385.16 KB, 1280x838, 640:419, 1555544757681.jpg)

Thinking about her hand on my leg while driving bros


 No.272190

>>272188

fuck off Slav


 No.272191

>>272189

>Thinking about her (You)r hand on my leg while driving bros


 No.272192

>>272185

Yeah they were BTFOing teams left and right all season but suddenly turned to shit when it matters. Maybe one day.


 No.272193

Hard poo


 No.272194

Invisible poo


 No.272195

>>272194

those don't count you cheating boong


 No.272196

File: e68261521de8261⋯.png (75.03 KB, 250x250, 1:1, PEPE.png)

NEET, некоторые из вас глупы, как старый трах


 No.272197

File: 65e53db441d842a⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2019-04-24-21-4….png)


 No.272198

>>272195

What about holographic poos?


 No.272199

>>272196

>>272188

We only sell posts to our chink overlords, Vlad


 No.272200

>>272197

HOT white whale


 No.272201

>>272197

is that chickenperiodman?


 No.272202

>>272197

Wanna pick her face scabs and eat them


 No.272203

>>272202

That's from the rats that nibble the food on her face when she's asleep


 No.272204

>>272189

Thinking about your hand on my dick.


 No.272205

File: 5f8ca0a127fac7a⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2018-09-19-20-1….png)

>>272189

I MISS YOU TO MONKEY BOY COME BACK TO ME UNNA


 No.272206

bitchass niggas


 No.272207

Thinking about riding a motorbike


 No.272208

File: 38549ed3dc806cf⋯.png (78.43 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1538448078607.png)

УННАС на моем члене УННАС на моем члене УННАС на моем члене УННАС на моем члене


 No.272209

>>272207

get a motorised push bike like a real boong


 No.272210

So glad I can stay home tomorrow, unlike Monk.


 No.272211

why is there a degenerate slav, only posts in English, Noongar and Indonesian are allowed


 No.272212

>>272210

Terribly insensitive


 No.272213

>>272208

Just translated this lol


 No.272214


 No.272215

>tfw no УННАС на моем член


 No.272216

>tfw sitting in a dark bedroom surrounded by beer cans and drug paraphernalia at age 25

What could have been


 No.272217

>>272216

livin the dream


 No.272218

how do I learn Noongar, NEETs


 No.272219

involuntary anal leakage


 No.272220

multicultural neet gf anal orgy


 No.272221

File: 17a3e529c955089⋯.png (11 KB, 771x576, 257:192, 1541318115182.png)

File: 20f78d1a0e18afd⋯.jpg (33.23 KB, 299x288, 299:288, 1557350205972-0.jpg)

>>272216

It was made to be this way


 No.272222

Poo wank


 No.272223

>>272222

poo enema


 No.272224

reee no munchies in the house


 No.272225


 No.272226

>>272224

pretty skint myself

running low on goon but havent had a dart or spliff for 48hrs

> tfw too depressed to smoke

> all pleasure centres are wrecked

t burnt out alcho


 No.272227

>>272224

Eat a wank


 No.272228

>>272226

you should go outside and yell "ALWAYS WAYS ALWAYS WILL BE ABORIGINAL LAND UNNA"


 No.272229

File: 269293a312ea45e⋯.jpg (64.17 KB, 726x960, 121:160, David Gulpilil1.jpg)

>>272222

Well deserved get


 No.272230

MY MOST RECENT PURCHASE OLD BLACK ROPE

GONNA LEARN HOW TO TIE IT, HANG IT IN MY CHAMBER

PERFECT REMINDER, OCCULT I'M MADE OF

COME TRY IT OUT WHENEVER YOU WANNA


 No.272231

>>272229

Those are some soulful eyes UNNA


 No.272232

>>272231

They're the eyes of a boong who loves his people and his country


 No.272233

>>272226

> tfw too depressed to smoke

Have a MOI


 No.272234

* MAOI


 No.272235

Another week over, another about to begin.

Good night friends.


 No.272236

>>272232

based and boongpilled


 No.272237

>>272235

Good night friend


 No.272238

Night NEETs don't let the bed boongs bite ay


 No.272239

>>272238

Good night friend

I'm gonna stay up and have a read.

I'll try and go to sleep earlier, sleeping schedule always gets fucked from NEETing.


 No.272240

>>272228

>>272234

i know what mono amine oxide inhibitors are …im just letting my brain rewire itself …. im definately low on some precursor / element though… i tried nacent iodine and magnesium… hmmm might try calcium and iron next


 No.272241

>>272239

>>272238

>>272237

>>272235

nighto neetos hopefully i wont wake up at 2am / 4am like usual…


 No.272242

>>272240

Fair enough, hope it goes alright.

>>272241

Good night, have a blessed sleep.


 No.272243

>>272229

He's holding the Holy sniff


 No.272244

FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!

PLEASE WAGE MASTER GIVE ME ONE MORE DAY

I DONT WANNA GO TO WORK


 No.272245


 No.272246

Might head off for an early night tonight neetos


 No.272247

Moisturised poo


 No.272248

Stayed up too late

Night my unemployed buddies


 No.272249

>>272248

Good night friend.


 No.272250

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw thinking about nomadic travelling in rural and remote bush communities.


 No.272251

File: fac7ee604ddfbe1⋯.jpg (69.72 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, abc keyboard.jpg)

>daddybot gets drunk

>starts carrying this weird little can around

>daddybot gets really drunk

>starts painting the garden with it


 No.272253

insane clown pussy


 No.272254

get ready for work stupid wagers


 No.272255

File: 9049744dfa10601⋯.png (122.37 KB, 488x350, 244:175, 40ACAE11-18D7-4675-81A4-93….png)


 No.272256

Off to the 12 hour wage


 No.272257

Good morning friends.


 No.272258

>>272257

goon morning unna


 No.272259

>>272257

no it isnt


 No.272260

>>272259

ur a white dawg unna


 No.272261

>>272260

thas raciss


 No.272262

>>272261

ur a racist white dawg


 No.272263

>>272262

thats it i'm telling ur mummybot!


 No.272264

>>272263

my mummybot sed that dan is a bad white cunt unna


 No.272265

Once more into the slave pits


 No.272266

>>272265

Good luck.


 No.272267

>tfw have to get ready to wage and webby gets to sleep in


 No.272268

>>272267

I made the first 3 posts this morning.


 No.272269

>>272267

webby is busy wanking possum


 No.272270


 No.272271

>>272270

NK has come over and did a big poo in possums toilet


 No.272272

mother just told me i'm fat and ugly but sit here like some greek god insulting other people's appearance


 No.272273

>>272271

I just keked imagining the spergout if a neet came home to find somebody else's poo in their toilet


 No.272274

>>272272

palindrome of truth you vile bushpig


 No.272275

>>272273

Imagine NK coming home, he goes to the toilet and sees weber

Weber says "I'm sick of your inferior poos, so I came and showed you how its done, so have a look in the toilet NK"


 No.272276

>>272274

Nofun, you can't call anyone a bushpig, you live in Adelaide


 No.272277

>>272268

gets to NEET it up*


 No.272278

>>272275

They had never seen each other before that day, but NK knew the moment he saw him that it was Weber.


 No.272279

>>272275

He'd take a photo and claim it as his own.


 No.272280

>>272275

The poo is impressive, but doesn't flush. NK has to move out.


 No.272281

>tfw no long bus ride with webby where I start falling asleep and accidentally touch his upper thigh before berri and then remember there's a week left of the trip and we awkwardly make eye contact every day


 No.272282

OI CUZ GET DA FARK IN HERE

ITS DEY 8chanmania N WEZ GOT A NAKED UNNA FIGHTING RIGHT NOW

UNNA

https://cytu.be/r/8chanmania


 No.272283

HAHA FARKEN DOGS OUR GIRL MAKES IT TA ROUND 3 AY


 No.272284

File: 5d96860760201cf⋯.png (835.2 KB, 940x627, 940:627, ClipboardImage.png)

Wage time 0/38 (minus travel and overtime)

Have a good one NEETies.


 No.272286

>>272108

Leave.


 No.272287

Need more shifts this week


 No.272288

Feeling pretty rotten at work


 No.272289

AY CUZ OUR GIRL IS FIGHTIN AGAIN UNNA


 No.272290

Fuck Cuz, she lost


 No.272292

Flu shot done neetos.


 No.272294

File: 72c857b06c601d7⋯.png (1.16 MB, 650x1000, 13:20, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.272295

File: ea9dd713d6e4df0⋯.png (1.08 MB, 650x650, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6a5174ead07b98c⋯.png (2.24 MB, 1080x1350, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4122b465f222b20⋯.png (2.11 MB, 1080x1350, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.272296

Waitin for the big high 5


 No.272297

Smirnoff Double Black o'clock


 No.272298

>>272297

it's too early weber


 No.272299

>>272298

Motherbot is driving me to drink


 No.272300

>>272286

Never.


 No.272301

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

wanna touch a ladies private parts


 No.272302

I have gotten out of bed


 No.272303

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.272304

bit of a sun shower here bros


 No.272305

>>272304

nice

it's overcast here


 No.272306

I'm getting nbn ftc connected tomorrow from tpg, I'm so excited :3


 No.272308

>>272306

This better not be Possum.


 No.272309

>>272303

When I saw the toilet and the gummies I thought that came out of someone's ass.


 No.272310

>>272309

Those guys and NK should collaborate on a series of videos.


 No.272311

Wank break


 No.272313

Wank ideation


 No.272314

5 down 3 to go

Can't wait for that sleep deprived wank once I get home


 No.272315

Regardless of my long peaceful rest

I woke up feeling slightly depressed


 No.272316

Even after my morning coffee, durry and poo

I kelp thinking fondly of (You)


 No.272318

>>272316

>I, kelp

t. Mr Seaweed


 No.272319

I've been sleeping less but feeling better rested lately. Not sure if it is because I've been going to bed earlier or because I've stopped drinking/wanking. I recommend you get your shit together regarding sleep neets.


 No.272320

sandwich and a diet coke bros


 No.272321

i bought one of them things that makes the toilet water blue

worried i'm gonna get poo on it


 No.272322

File: 33373c74f7b0a4c⋯.jpg (16 KB, 474x474, 1:1, coke.jpg)

File: 19b071132c07487⋯.jpg (125.7 KB, 936x1300, 18:25, sw.jpg)

>>272320

here ya go m8


 No.272323

Just did a big poo. I could feel little chunks of peanut in there which is a worry.


 No.272324

>>272323

hadn't been eating peanuts?


 No.272325

>>272324

I have, I am just surprised they weren't digested fully.


 No.272326

I'm slowly morphing into a fat cunt from my bulking. Should I cut back my food a bit while still trying to make gains or should I leave it for a bit longer? Been lifting for a month and a half now.


 No.272327

>>272326

Just keep at it for 6 months then cut.


 No.272328

>>272326

gotta eat big to get big bro


 No.272329

Gonna have so many eanks at home tonight


 No.272330

>>272328

And for big poos


 No.272331

File: 09f11d5ca5330bf⋯.png (5.55 KB, 239x163, 239:163, Capture.PNG)

cumfy cums.

>that captcha tho


 No.272332

File: db58234e67c41ae⋯.jpeg (192.64 KB, 1024x1364, 256:341, 9c27f6.jpeg)

>>272326

keep going mate


 No.272333

>>272319

Duly noted


 No.272334

Shire had an involuntary bowel movement at Engadine McDonalds.


 No.272335

>>272334

I have never one defecated at engadine maccas.


 No.272336

File: 40653ab97dcad0c⋯.png (7.37 KB, 221x228, 221:228, piggy.png)

Just had a protein shake bros


 No.272337

1 hour to go before a 100km/h car wank


 No.272338

>>272337

Reckless wanking


 No.272339

>>272336

boong semen ?


 No.272340

>tfw depressed


 No.272341

>tfw regressed


 No.272342

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Based German exec


 No.272343

>tfw impressed


 No.272344

>tfw unimpressed


 No.272345

>>272344

Have a wank


 No.272346

File: 711ef6ef76fc10f⋯.png (357.81 KB, 636x397, 636:397, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.272347

>>272346

That car park is a pain in the ass to get to and through.


 No.272348

>>272347

well don't go walking through there late at night, that's just asking to be raped


 No.272349

>>272346

Honestly don't know why Scomo would have been at Engadine, I mean he's originally from Manly, moved to the shire like 10 years ago.


 No.272350

>>272349

Well he hasn't threatened to sue the guy who stated it as fact, which suggests it is true.


 No.272351

>>272350

Well regardless if it's true or not, it's pretty funny, also that's the first Maccas I ever went to, even had a birthday day party there, think it was my 6 or 7th birthday, I remember we trashed the joint, we were rowdy little shits.


 No.272352

Time for that sleep deprived wank


 No.272353

>>272352

(You) earned it mate!


 No.272354

>>272353

You didn't the earn the cum.


 No.272355

I'm going to order dominos


 No.272356

>>272355

You'll be broke soon at this rate


 No.272357

>>272356

His anus will fetch a tidy profit to fund this addiction.


 No.272358

>>272355

I'm ordering a wank


 No.272359

the css boong has his hands in the wanking position


 No.272360

File: f7a66a88779fd71⋯.png (299.4 KB, 512x512, 1:1, icon-512-512-true-4ef481d4….png)

Motherbot made me eat this for pudding. Not bad.


 No.272361

>>272359

He's always wanking


 No.272362

>>272359

i dont see him


 No.272363

>>272299

It's going to be a fun ride. Don't flip out at the boomers too bad.


 No.272364

>>272363

racist


 No.272365

File: 0b9750e0553aa72⋯.png (249.79 KB, 510x340, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>>272310

Bum creations


 No.272366

>>272329

your a eanker


 No.272367

>>272362

You must have the rape filter on


 No.272368

So I want to set up Internet at that house I'm moving into at the end of the week, sooner I start the process sooner I'll have boong porn.

Trouble is not sure who the best provider is these days.


 No.272369

>>272368

Internode/iiNET/TPG/Adam are all owned by TPG now.


 No.272370

>>272369

That means they're all shit


 No.272371

>>272370

It also leaves Telstra and Optus as your other choices.


 No.272372

>>272342

pretty cool.


 No.272373

>>272368

from my understanding all NBN resellers must show what the average connection speed will be at peak times etc instead of just advertising the maximum possible speed, use that as a guide, you will figure out who buys the required bandwidth or not


 No.272374

Smashed down a large zinger box and a $10popcorn chicken


 No.272375

>>272368

I think aussiebroadband.com.au is one of the few places that offer 250/100 plans if your after that kind of speed for about $260 a month


 No.272376

>>272362

he definitely sees you


 No.272377

File: 474a4de1e4dd407⋯.jpg (44.46 KB, 720x398, 360:199, 1550152873718.jpg)

Finally lost my virginity!


 No.272378

>>272377

why didn't you livestream the event?


 No.272379

>>272377

a wank doesn't really count m8


 No.272380

>>272377

Stop lying


 No.272381

File: 4bdd20d784ccb0a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 219.51 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, precum2.jpg)

>>272378

>>272379

He was such a sweet guy, his dick was kinda big tho but i'll stretch out


 No.272382

File: a33e95a90d9616a⋯.jpg (20.59 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1555649867574.jpg)


 No.272383

File: dc98eaa7a5fb14a⋯.png (80.51 KB, 446x435, 446:435, 1549392361119.png)


 No.272384

>>272381

Horrible shot the precum should be on the tip not down the dick


 No.272385

dont engage with the dirty faggot


 No.272386

>>272381

Possum would have deleted this allready


 No.272387

>>272385

Looks pretty clean to me


 No.272388

>>272387

The precum down the dick suggests otherwise


 No.272389

>>272381

Looks kinda like my dick. before the hpv


 No.272390

File: 0c8c4246af52bf1⋯.jpg (105.81 KB, 1000x1800, 5:9, 1539179165556.jpg)


 No.272391

>>272388

Good point, I didn't look close enough to see if there was any


 No.272392

>>272388

>>272391

Whats dirty about pre cum?


 No.272393

>>272392

all bodily fluids are a bit icky


 No.272394

>>272392

He's letting it stay there for the picture. See >>272384 for better framing advice.


 No.272395

Bit concerning that you all know the difference in look of pre cum and jizz.


 No.272396

I ordered dominos.

fucks sake


 No.272397

>>272396

6 garlic breads?


 No.272398

File: 4392ae07ad8cbe3⋯.jpg (45.85 KB, 778x512, 389:256, 1301790359005.jpg)


 No.272399

>>272395

Not me, I always wank with a blindfold so I don't accidentally become a homo


 No.272400

File: 6cd6bfa44e5fac8⋯.png (486.31 KB, 608x391, 608:391, NaziNEETs.png)


 No.272401

You're all a bunch of closet faggots.


 No.272402

Let me know when the gays go away please


 No.272403

>>272401

>>272402

You're too kind.


 No.272404

File: e05391fd42fb99a⋯.jpg (21.73 KB, 399x400, 399:400, 1554639525726.jpg)


 No.272405

Pre-cones wank


 No.272406

PROLAPSED ANUS


 No.272407

File: 7e7394296cc245b⋯.png (414.76 KB, 502x345, 502:345, GayNEETs.png)

>>272403

>>272404

>tfw your comic has all the answers


 No.272408

Looks like it's time to smoke the fuck outta this fag


 No.272409

File: 9ee07fc0fe87826⋯.png (31.67 KB, 688x578, 344:289, brendanpu.png)

>>272397

Two extra large pizzas

1 sunkist

1 garlic bread

5 pack of wings

2 shakes


 No.272410

>>272409

Will you eat all of that tonight ?


 No.272411

>>272408

phallic flag neet


 No.272412


 No.272413

>>272412

I salute your Exececutivity


 No.272414

>>272413

I should be put down bro


 No.272415

>>272412

>>272414

Keep up the good work!


 No.272416

File: 50c8b28df1979e4⋯.png (125.82 KB, 287x312, 287:312, 1527263267841.png)

Admit it neet's you have C O C K L U S T for that big donkey dick!


 No.272417

>>272414

no you shouldn't m8


 No.272418

>>272416

You are a very boring individual


 No.272419

File: e1afb382f847720⋯.jpg (139.77 KB, 425x282, 425:282, crom.jpg)


 No.272420

>>272418

Thats very ironic coming from this board


 No.272421

File: 4c80f82bd7a12f9⋯.jpg (205.12 KB, 736x900, 184:225, JesusUnna.jpg)

>>272416

Seek the lord, I will pray for you.


 No.272422

>>272420

Even in the land of the NEETs "derp gay penis haha" is boring


 No.272423

>>272422

Have a wank UNNA


 No.272424

Was fucking hungover on 3 hours of sleep at work today.

Never again, was fucking horrible. Constipated too and took too many shit breaks. Basically had the shakes at lunch time

Same old story, friday night excitement lasted the whole weekend.

Will have a productive and sober 2 days off this weekend and >get my shit together


 No.272425

>>272420

Clearly you're not sophisticated enough to appreciate the nuances of NKs poo pictures.


 No.272427


 No.272428

>>272424

>Constipated too and took too many shit breaks.

How's the fibre intake?


 No.272429

I have strong lust for the Max Dicks candidate.


 No.272430

File: 57f4611c6ad6e10⋯.png (41.72 KB, 399x322, 57:46, 1555574041701.png)

This isn't /cuteboys/ you promiscuous degenerate


 No.272431

>>272426

That studio isn't what they use to be.


 No.272432

see ya tomorrow neets too much gay shit going on tonight


 No.272433

>>272424

<Unlikely with Craig Night tomorrow


 No.272434

>>272430

>>272432

Top kek you snowflakes get real triggered by some gayshit.


 No.272435

>>272432

Goon night.


 No.272436

>>272432

Good night


 No.272437

File: 28a351c16fb6336⋯.png (11.95 KB, 1270x167, 1270:167, gay site.png)

Jim wouldn't let us be free of the pee pee


 No.272438

>>272434

I'm not upset, just disappointed.


 No.272439

>>272438

I'm not disappointed, just constipated.


 No.272440

>>272428

Been poor the last few days


 No.272441

File: dec39ae44f9463c⋯.png (396.12 KB, 620x452, 155:113, ClipboardImage.png)

>>272440

I bet you tell people at work that you take pics of your poo and put them on the internet but no one believes you.


 No.272442

File: 0bf61122acb63e7⋯.png (260.6 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, daaf6057043d47139057db8bea….png)

>>272438

педики на моем члене 😘


 No.272443

>>272439

Some would even say, but-frustrated


 No.272444

>>272440

(You) need to up those figures


 No.272445

>>272442

пу пу для моего гомо хобо нэта


 No.272446

>>272442

Вдохни теплый воздух в мой какашек, скажи мне, что любишь меня


 No.272447

File: f2dc10733a80ecf⋯.jpg (225.02 KB, 1023x576, 341:192, Clive-Parma.jpg)

>>272442

педики сначала получают погребальный костер


 No.272448

File: ab920a6166918a5⋯.png (125.4 KB, 686x524, 343:262, 1547420144226.png)

>>272445

поймал меня


 No.272449

>>272447

убей свинью, пока он не захлебнется пирогами


 No.272450

>>272448

Я знал все время, твоя аура сильна и сладка


 No.272451

>>272443

Well bantered.


 No.272452

File: b3e1f3f4c031478⋯.jpg (15.99 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 澳大利亚是一个新的中国殖民地.jpg)

澳大利亚是一个新的中国殖民地


 No.272453

File: 4bde1d471829a85⋯.jpg (207.3 KB, 1846x1212, 923:606, 1540765266531.jpg)

>>272450

ты заставляешь меня краснеть такими добрыми комплиментами


 No.272454

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Why can't they just be normal?


 No.272455


 No.272456

>>272453

Эх ты


 No.272457

This is terrible. I'll come back in a couple of days.


 No.272458

Worked today for 12 hours


 No.272459

Work tomorrow for 12 hours


 No.272460

>>272458

>>272459

High quality work ethic.


 No.272461

High quantity wank ethnic


 No.272462

>>272457

Goon bye.


 No.272463

Russian posting is the new meta, almond boi


 No.272464

closets shall be banned from the neet commune


 No.272465

>>272464

Dont ban ты self


 No.272466

>>272465

meme languages too


 No.272467

>>272466

Ьаш гей


 No.272468

Thinking about fishing

Seems like an ok NEET hobbie


 No.272469

>>272468

My old mate used to swear by the cheap arse jarvis walkers from kmart. Seems like a good entry point.


 No.272470

>>272468

What area are ты going to fish?


 No.272471

>>272470

I dunno, random docks and piers around the city I guess


 No.272472

>>272471

Not worth it, citys only have shit puffer fish and all other fish are polluted with heavy metals and fertilizers.


 No.272473

File: 091319cd2118335⋯.gif (237.54 KB, 554x400, 277:200, bbf08a4f727a4df488e8f370f6….gif)

Спокойной ночи, хвала Сталину


 No.272474

I wish I had a pet bros.


 No.272475

>>272474

catch a possum


 No.272476

Hitting it off well with this new bumble poo girl lads


 No.272477

File: 3384a9552125056⋯.png (134.91 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.272478

Wank phishing


 No.272479

Need a wank


 No.272480

Bartering wanks


 No.272481

>>272477

>>272478

are you two the same neet?


 No.272482

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Having a feel


 No.272483

Going to iron my shirt for tomorrow and then I'll wank


 No.272484

>>272483

Remember to fill the steamer with pee


 No.272485

File: 060aaf620533f8a⋯.png (81.38 KB, 800x750, 16:15, 1552263827159.png)

I washed more clothes than can fit on my clothes horse again


 No.272486

>>272381

suckable/10


 No.272487

>>272485

just let them dry in the basket and embrace your new neet scent


 No.272488

Grisly wank


 No.272489

AYYYYY I FINALLY GOT A REPLACEMENT CARD

FINALLY I CAN PROPERLY EAT AGAIN


 No.272490

you


 No.272491

us


 No.272492

>>272489

what pizza will you be getting?


 No.272493

>>272492

No more Pizza for a while NEETs, since that shit was all I ate for the last 2 weeks

We're buying a double quarter pounder


 No.272494

>>272493

I once bought a double quarter pounder, only to receive a quarter pounder. I made a complaint and received a double pounder, as well as a written apology and double quarter pounder voucher in the mail around a week or two later.


 No.272495

Shirt's ironed, time to wank


 No.272496

>>272494

I rememeber that

But what are you saying that due to a fuck up you got a quater pounder, a double quater pounder and a douple quater pounder voucher


 No.272497

File: 88109d842f8707d⋯.png (10.79 KB, 231x218, 231:218, mcwoj.png)

>>272494

you motherfucker


 No.272498


 No.272499

>>272498

fucking based


 No.272500

Almonds for dinner


 No.272501

Is cheesy dead?


 No.272502

>>272501

who knows


 No.272503

>>272501

Nah he just went a bit mouldy


 No.272504

>>272503

Gave Tabitha his blue vein


 No.272505

>>272501

No, just discarded us when he had no use for us anymore.


 No.272506


 No.272507

Wanked poo


 No.272508

Good night friends.


 No.272509

anyone itt


 No.272510

Bedtime wank


 No.272511


 No.272512

>>272505

What makes you say that? He might just be going through some stuff, or may be actually dead


 No.272513

>>272512

She told us he was doing well a couple of months ago.


 No.272514

Are other neets seeing more possums about these days

As soon as Possum NEET left I see those fellas even more now, they're some beautiful animals and I hadn't noticed them before tbh


 No.272515

Are other neets suffering from depression?


 No.272516

>>272514

He stopped killing them so their population exploded


 No.272517

>>272515

Nah just murdereos sexual rage


 No.272518

File: 171eac0ba352d30⋯.jpg (33.49 KB, 466x349, 466:349, 171eac0ba352d30b62a6964bb1….jpg)

>>272381

Can you go on benefits for being gay


 No.272519

>>272513

That was a couple of months ago. I don't think Tahlia is a trustworthy source on the state of cheesey, she did cheat on him after all.


 No.272520

>>272519

>>272519

>she did cheat on him after all.

this is news to me gossipneet


 No.272521

>>272518

Probably the DSP due to mental health reasons.


 No.272522

>>272519

>tfw they're all roasties


 No.272523

>tfw thinking about all the NEETs who bought the farm.


 No.272524

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hey neets, its been a while. I don't know if you remember me. I just came to say i hope you are having a good year. And enjoying autumn.


 No.272525

Mornin neeters


 No.272526

>>272525

morning

you big butthead


 No.272527

Chicken Period, bacon, and cheese roll in my tummy


 No.272529

>>272526

>>272525

>>272524

Good morning friends.


 No.272530

>>272524

> I don't know if you remember me.

not when you don't identify who you are, unless you're Misos. In which case I dont.


 No.272531

My anus screams like a new born lamb for it's mothers tit.


 No.272532

File: 5090184192359af⋯.png (60.35 KB, 737x641, 737:641, potential.png)


 No.272533

File: 9233264f80dff91⋯.png (911.02 KB, 1024x864, 32:27, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.272534

File: a1d30424e204213⋯.png (35.28 KB, 2636x1712, 659:428, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.272535

>>272533

There are some true monsters in the world


 No.272536

Don't post then.


 No.272537

Macca's consumed

Had to park in the fucking waiting bay again.

Time to wage


 No.272538

>>272536

who are you quoting


 No.272539

>>272538

>whomest doth thou quoteth?


 No.272540

>>272537

You need to eat a better breakfast. So should I.

I should start making my own ham, cheese and tomato toasted sandwiches but I'm generally too lazy and can't eat in the morning.


 No.272541

Time to wage.


 No.272542

shaving my anus for craig


 No.272543

File: cf3347fc7fd19ef⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.4 MB, 1000x1500, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.272544

monk: poojeeta: >>>/b2/122460


 No.272546

>>272544

Not brown enough for my tastes


 No.272547

Tired at work in these uncomfortable wagie clothes rubbing on my skin


 No.272548

>>272547

you should work naked


 No.272549

>>272548

and give everybody anus warts?


 No.272550

>>272549

That's what friends do, Share


 No.272551

Wank


 No.272552

>>272547

You should get yourself some wagie clothes that are more comfortable


 No.272553

File: d43a372c8e7877e⋯.png (656.21 KB, 500x442, 250:221, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.272554

Time for some Wild Turkey


 No.272555

>>272543

>3DPD

Not even a boong falls for this.


 No.272556

>>272555

she's wearing a boong flag


 No.272557

>>272552

Where

Even my comfier shirts feel kind of bad by the end of the day. Not to mention my sweaty asshole

It'd be alright if I was moving around more but just sitting all day kinda sucks


 No.272558

>>272557

>Not to mention my sweaty asshole

talc


 No.272559

Another half constipated poo ffs


 No.272560

File: afa882b4972a773⋯.gif (85.04 KB, 500x351, 500:351, CA6791A7-93EF-4049-9567-34….gif)

Still in bed bros


 No.272561

File: 188953c4c6fee2a⋯.png (704.85 KB, 418x729, 418:729, nearly2.png)

File: be94b2102cb9048⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1062x581, 1062:581, nearly3.png)

Nearly ready

Had to wire the biggest ones up so they don't fall over


 No.272562

>>272561

What’s the yield gonna be bro


 No.272563

>>272562

10 wanks and 6 goons


 No.272564

So the new card works NEETos, the NEET wankanol state is back on UNNA


 No.272565

>>272561

lookin good 10k


 No.272566

>>272561

is this meth?


 No.272567


 No.272568

>>272567

be careful with that


 No.272569

alcohol is a drug, beer is alcohol, and drugs are a form of beer


 No.272570

File: 4b6608e5ef46a93⋯.jpg (74.42 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, w1200_h678_fmax.jpg)

>>272569

I sell beer and meth beer


 No.272571

>>272570

I only buy beer from dans


 No.272572

File: 4680ab0a0aaba03⋯.png (22.61 KB, 225x225, 1:1, craig.png)

>>272571

buy meth beer from me


 No.272573

>tfw depressed


 No.272574

File: ea77374b701f49d⋯.jpg (371.67 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, IMG_20190507_214924.jpg)

>finished my 20 job search in 10 days

Feeling comfy neets

also cat brang in a rat couple days ago


 No.272575

>>272574

>also cat brang in a rat couple days ago

and you left it sitting there for a few days?


 No.272576

>>272575

Cats kill their friends, a lesson you neets could learn from


 No.272577

>>272524

Of course I remember you argie bro

Hope you are doing well


 No.272578

Just crawl into bed for a nap and the bloody council start cutting off tree limbs in the street and putting them in a chipper


 No.272579

File: 1c441be9a8aa137⋯.jpg (51.63 KB, 500x375, 4:3, nmm.jpg)


 No.272580

My dickhead supervisor laughed at my legitimate question under his breath


 No.272581

It is raining bros


 No.272582

Waitin for the big hi-5


 No.272583

>>272580

what question


 No.272584

just got a job at big w


 No.272585

>>272572

Craig warden's


 No.272586

Good on ya m8


 No.272587

>>272584

Take a sickie


 No.272589

>>272588

Go and do your homework


 No.272591

>>272588

Hot


 No.272592

File: 4ffc64201aee1b9⋯.jpg (62.91 KB, 741x741, 1:1, 1557200023.jpg)

>>272574

i had to get my doctor to give me a 3month exclusion retroactively from april to june, which they accepted, then sent a letter saying that they won't accept and now I see I have no job search requirements again. So confusing, I'm sure i'm in the shit. I guess I'll just do the jobs anyway and hope for the best. I want off the disability wild ride.

broke a tooth last night too. Gonna get it pulled tomorrow but am on naltrexone which blocks some painkillers. Hoping the dentists use something else to kill the nerves


 No.272593

File: f0fd54885138390⋯.jpg (32.73 KB, 640x427, 640:427, princeunna.jpg)

>>272588

Good work Cruise-dog :^)


 No.272594

> as a former prime minister who has left parliament, Mr Abbott will receive an annual pension of $307,542.


 No.272595

>>272594

If anyone deserves the big PM-NEETbux it's Tone's


 No.272596

>>272594

maybe if melbourne gets its way and queensland becomes a fully independent territory, we can claim it as the neetdom and cycle ourselves through pre


 No.272597

>>272588

cant be incel towards a trans man


 No.272598

File: 2eb513bc70e7794⋯.jpg (19.67 KB, 403x392, 403:392, efd.jpg)

>>272597

Stop banning all my vpn ip's you fucking sweaty virgin, if my faggot larping triggers you that much i wont do it anymore. You're more triggered than an sjw.


 No.272599

File: 81aa7644dde76f1⋯.jpg (233.75 KB, 1024x685, 1024:685, highunna.jpg)

>>272598

>You're more triggered than an sjw.

kek the irony


 No.272600

>>272598

just follow rule 4, easy

>4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered.


 No.272602

>>272600

You would still ban me even if i did use spoliers


 No.272603

>>272602

I cant ban you m8, I'm nobody important


 No.272604

File: ef4462196b38884⋯.jpg (331.81 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, dard.jpg)

Might get a case of piss and a pack of twisties


 No.272605

>>272604

chicken ones?


 No.272606

Crusiey confirmed closet faggot


 No.272607

>>272605

not sure bro

could go either way at this point


 No.272608

>>272607

get burger rings


 No.272609

>>272608

or salt and vinegar chips


 No.272610


 No.272611

>>272608

Crinkle or thin cut?


 No.272612


 No.272613

File: 49166f476878551⋯.jpeg (43.51 KB, 154x250, 77:125, daniels.jpeg)


 No.272614

Shire fingered the Roof Seal


 No.272615

>>272610

interesting read


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 No.272617

>>272542

Pathetic, a wax would delivery a much smoother result.


 No.272618

>>272559

Yet no poo picture.


 No.272619

>>272580

Cum in his coffee


 No.272620

>>272588

>>272598

All porn needs to be spoilered.


 No.272621

>>272610

>“Hitler took from the rich, but did he make the poor rich? No. He made the poor poorer. He made a country of slaves. A country of puppets.

From my understanding, Hitler brought unemployment down drastically. I thought that after WW1 there was a depression in Germany and Hitler drastically increased the standard of living.


 No.272622

>>272621

Yes, he fixed stagflation and massive unemployment.

and you know what the Jew's plan for the Goy is, don't you? Enslavement. Human cattle.


 No.272623

File: eccf9d7afd915b1⋯.png (245.56 KB, 1114x835, 1114:835, 1353115209226.png)

>>272622

really gets the noggin joggin


 No.272624

File: bb57ae9971c3f22⋯.jpg (1.55 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0249.JPG)

File: 5714aecf65d2611⋯.jpg (1.38 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0250.JPG)

> 1 litre of goon down the hatch

> 30 of hydrocone down the hatch

> 2 darts

So many cutie pies on the bike way right now OMG


 No.272625

>>272624

>cutie pies

QT3.14


 No.272626

>>272624

How was the "rewiring break"?


 No.272627

>>272624

>small seat, no good for my executive size arse


 No.272628

>>272627

I'd get my scrotum caught in that slit.


 No.272629

File: b6cdda7a008fac4⋯.jpg (50.01 KB, 474x278, 237:139, gfhom.jpg)

>>272628

>get it caught in our slit neet


 No.272630

File: 6d3985479fecae2⋯.png (233.08 KB, 480x338, 240:169, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.272631

>>272554

You are using your mother as an excuse to be an excessive boong.


 No.272632

>>272631

I am not.


 No.272633

>>272574

One of you cunts sent in a resume without even an email attached to me.

I called them up and asked them to come in for an interview as soon as I saw it.


 No.272634

>>272632

If her face becomes blurry enough to can make believe she is not showing disappointment.


 No.272635

>>272580

What did you ask?


 No.272636

>>272584

Good job, when do you start?


 No.272637

>>272634

I don't give a fuck.

>>272633

This is how I got my last few jobs. Cover letters are for faggots who need to suck dick to get a job.


 No.272638

>>272625

Cute !

>>272626

Terrible I realised I'm such a deep depression I actually realised I can't feel anymore down anymore and things are gonna get interesting soon

>>272627

Yeah the trick is to ride before you an executive - also the more uncomfortable the seat that more it's comfy on long rides. The secret is bike pants with Pading. I wear proper bike pants underneat my cargo pants


 No.272639

>>272638

>The secret is bike pants with Pading. I wear proper bike pants underneat my cargo pants

you lycra fag


 No.272640

>>272620

>>272588

This is the only reason I banned him and only for one day.

You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you.


 No.272641

>>272639

Feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all


 No.272642

>>272637

You should give a fuck. What's she been upto since she's been at yours?

Yeah, the person who sent it has 10 years experience and I'll give a job, the interview and references is just formality.


 No.272643

>>272639

I also shave my gooch


 No.272644

>>272642

>What's she been upto since she's been at yours?

I made her clean the toilet and bathroom, two weeks worth of washing, and the dishes each night.


 No.272645

>>272638

>things are gonna get interesting soon

Its is Craig night after all.


 No.272646

>>272606

I'm an open faggot for you.


 No.272647

>>272639

driving up behind a group of cyclists and checking out all the hot girls bums as you get close, as you drive past have a casual glance towards them and notice they are all men

>men should not be allowed to wear lycra shorts


 No.272648

>>272644

Brutal cunt.


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 No.272650

>>272622

Some of the NEETs here would like being milked daily.


 No.272651

>>272640

>You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you.

Perhaps, perhaps. One tried and he failed


 No.272652


 No.272653

Leave home and dawn and return home at night

Only free daylight time is spent chain smoking durries in a subway carpark

Fuck this shit bros


 No.272654

>>272645

Seriously I can't afford where I'm living. I'm gonna have to start waging soon. I haven't worked for 7 years. It's going to be a bloodbath.


 No.272655

>>272651

>>You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you.

Monk is Pvt. Leonard Lawrence


 No.272656

>>272651

And I removed all bans. Don't be a cunt is the only rule I can remember.


 No.272657

>>272653

This is success


 No.272658

>>272653

>Only free daylight time is spent chain smoking durries in a subway carpark

>>272652


 No.272659

>>272653

This is good for you. It's not the job you want, but it's the job you need.


 No.272660

>>272656

>>272655

I think you should have posted the clip tbh


 No.272661

>>272655

>Monk is Pvt. Leonard Lawrence

WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMB NUTS!


 No.272662

>>272660

I thought about it but then webby posted


 No.272663

[Lawrence shoots and kills Hartman, then aims at Joker.]


 No.272664

>>272653

it's a start m8, keep at it and keep looking for something else


 No.272665

>>272662

Webby is very kind.


 No.272666

Bullshit cunt

I'm fuckin Colonel Walter E. Kurtz


 No.272667

>>272666

You are Private Joker.

<Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?


 No.272668

>>272666

You're snowball


 No.272669

>>272667

The time of finger fucking old mary jane rotten crutch is over


 No.272670

>>272669

The more I look at this quote:

>Because I am hard, you will not like me! But the more you hate me, the more you will learn! I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not packed the gear to serve in my beloved corps. Do you maggots understand that?

The more I think you are Gunnery Sergeant Hartman


 No.272671

>>272669

you got it wrong


 No.272672

>>272671

Through her pretty pink panties.


 No.272673

>>272670

Monk has shot me in the heart already.


 No.272674

>>272654

Good luck, I'm also going to start the wage again soon for the first time in 4 years.


 No.272675

>>272673

>Monk has shot me in the heart already.

>Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine, and is locked and loaded, sir!


 No.272676

>>272674

>first time in 4 years.

That's a lot of wanking time.


 No.272677

>>272675

Joker is probably monaro. Little dibber dobber.


 No.272678

>>272676

Many wanks were had.


 No.272679

I am definitely more like Animal Mother than any of the characters

I reckon cruisey is joker, possum is cowboy, and I can't quite put my finger on webo


 No.272680

In Vietnam, the wind doesn't blow. It sucks.


 No.272681

>>272680

In neetland, the penis doesn't wank itself.


 No.272682

>>272681

That's mummybots job


 No.272683


 No.272684

Starting to wonder if I'd be less depressed if I stopped getting on imageboards.


 No.272685

>>272684

<Unlikely


 No.272686

>>272684

no wouldnt think so


 No.272687

Didn't end up asking a girl out like I said I was. I was really busy with shit at home and then the fucking lab work. I've got tomorrow mostly free so I'm going to ask out two girls to make up for it and then probably get gooned afterwards when they inevitably reject me. I often have a qt smile at me but I always have an excuse for not talking to her as the situation isn't perfect. I'm starting to realise there isn't ever a perfect time so you've just got to roll with the punches. I'd like any chadneet advice for conversations though.


 No.272688

>>272687

> I'd like any chadneet advice for conversations though.

"show us where you shit from" works every time


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 No.272690

>>272684

You will never escape my grasp lowly neet.


 No.272691

>>272688

>only if shes wearing a t'shirt saying 'no'


 No.272692

>>272690

ur a fukin Jew dan, your putting in those coin operated trolley locks in my local store, Shame on you


 No.272693

File: 93be6c373b8c760⋯.jpg (129.57 KB, 721x735, 103:105, gotanysparechangeunna.jpg)

>>272692

GIVE IT BACK


 No.272694

File: e412aa88826e5da⋯.jpg (69.2 KB, 650x366, 325:183, yom.jpg)

>>272693

whyte fella always take our munie aye


 No.272695

File: fc64e8ed507bc7d⋯.jpg (12.95 KB, 327x265, 327:265, bmm.jpg)

>>272694

and our land unna


 No.272696

>>272684

I tried that but it just made me bored and depressed


 No.272697

>>272696

Posso gets paid tomorrow. I wonder how he's managed.


 No.272698

>>272592

Sounds like your having a great day


 No.272699

>>272696

>>272697

>a drug addict going thru withdrawls


 No.272700

>>272699

Maybe if I take up an actual drug I will no longer need the internet


 No.272701

File: d70ecb9b84586f0⋯.jpg (2.39 MB, 3240x2052, 30:19, pointingunna.jpg)

And our unnas


 No.272702

>>272700

Nah, then you'll be on drugs on the internet

Trust me, I'm a dodgy cunt


 No.272703

>>272700

swapping one for another


 No.272704

File: ceba6419604473d⋯.png (263.17 KB, 427x372, 427:372, Land.png)

>>272695

I'll sell you this land back for $10,000


 No.272705

>>272524

I remember you argie, you were and still are my favourite foreigner.

18 degrees today in Shitbourne, wage 40% complete for the week. Going to go to the gym later.


 No.272706

>>272702

Good point. I can't bully aus BO if I'm a degen druggo wagie myself


 No.272707

>>272705

Remember to watch out for Akbar the gymbro


 No.272708

File: 4d026cda0b112a8⋯.jpg (38 KB, 474x349, 474:349, unnalimo.jpg)

Train posting is back niggers


 No.272709

>>272706

Sorry m8, you have to.

It's an internet law that all board/forum owners must go mad like the last one.


 No.272710

>>272709

This is exactly why we should give in and make NK BO


 No.272711

File: 82956dc31673199⋯.jpg (34.77 KB, 510x366, 85:61, dolom.jpg)

>>272704

carnt m8, need money


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 No.272713

>>272636

28th lil nervous


 No.272714

>>272710

If we do that he'll start going to church and get married

just think of the poor altar boys


 No.272715

>>272621

I think the senile jew was talking about communism


 No.272716

>>272713

You should be fine, have you had a job before?


 No.272717

>>272712

Thats kindna dumb, they should have stolen them all instead.. those models are worth shitloads of money. Foamer tears haha


 No.272718

I wonder how many hot boong chicks Captain Cook banged.

He must have done hundreds.


 No.272719

Guy infront of me in the line at dans was clearly drunk.

Dressed in trackies and slippers, I thought 'great, im not the only fuckup wearing my home clothes in public' until he drove away in some hectic merc 4wd thing

Gonna give my place a decent clean tonight, I'll do the uni work I had planned tomorrow night.

Heading to the bumhole doctor in the morning. Will have to have 2 wanks before just in case its a cute girl


 No.272720

>>272719

>Heading to the bumhole doctor in the morning

That's a pain in the arse m8


 No.272721

>>272719

>Will have to have 2 wanks before just in case its a cute girl

theres no shame in getting a huge erection in front of your doctor


 No.272722

>>272720

don't shit him off m8 with smart arse remarks


 No.272723

>>272722

Yeah, I guess I'm being a bit of a painfully distended arsehole really


 No.272724

bum


 No.272725

File: 8b5f5d1bca70390⋯.jpg (32.89 KB, 474x355, 474:355, btfosct.jpg)

GUNZEL GANG


 No.272726

>>272724

good point well made


 No.272727

>>272726

Don't pretend like you weren't impressed.


 No.272728

File: 85c8d7a479a74c1⋯.png (499.05 KB, 491x468, 491:468, AngryOldBoong.png)

>>272725

DAT WOIT CARNT TRAIN STOLE OUR SAND !


 No.272729

>>272727

I must admit, I am easily impressed by a nice bum


 No.272730

File: 8c6a9491796185d⋯.jpg (83.77 KB, 904x864, 113:108, tired.jpg)

>>272728

>mfw it's grain


 No.272731

File: 09e30658d4430db⋯.jpg (232.1 KB, 1320x770, 12:7, 37131.jpg)

>>272728

>our land, our sand


 No.272732

>>272730

grains of sand


 No.272733


 No.272734

File: a14ed4decdba031⋯.png (145.53 KB, 272x252, 68:63, bedboong.png)

>>272730

FUCKIN WOIT DOGS !!!

TELL US ITS SAND THEN GIVES US GRAIN !

CUNTS


 No.272735

>>272715

I hope so because he does indeed seem senile… Conveniently senile.

I wonder who these rich people Hitler was taking from are. Because the old jew seemed to allude that jew's aren't rich.

>“Jews had very bad luck. In out history, we had about 50 to 75 good years then we are thrown out by a man who is jealous — because we have always had to make money quick, because we haven’t got time.

>"Very often in our history, we had to run away and leave everything. You haven’t got that time.”

Well, perhaps he does admit jew's hold wealth or will try to accumulate it fast.

Regardless this jew really likes to play the victim card.

Day of the pillow when?


 No.272736

>>272733

I wonder what the odds of any given random ausneets post being a danpost are


 No.272737

>>272727

>>272733

>tfw impressed


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 No.272739


 No.272740

>>272739

I did that post


 No.272741

File: be2e22979079788⋯.jpg (557.95 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, bmnm.jpg)

>>272734

woit fella always lie to us UNNA


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 No.272743

I can smell my asshole just sitting down

Might have a shower


 No.272744

>>272743

Have a closer inspection first.


 No.272745

>>272735

>>this jew really likes to play the victim card.

Well thats because he's the victim of the holocaust


 No.272746

When I am alone on this board, I am alive.


 No.272747

>>93468

>>34056

>>201101

>>148954

>>751

>>272740

If you had done a danpost instead my experiment would be a success you silly boong


 No.272748

>>272743

Travel to a remote aboriginal community for a high quality rectal examination


 No.272749

>>272746

possum?


 No.272750

It appears that the odds of any given post being a danpost are 0%


 No.272751

>>272747

Those posts in succession gave me a laugh


 No.272752


 No.272753

>>272750

Or maybe … Dan does not like being randomly viewed from the future and is blocking you with weird Irish voodoo


 No.272754

>>272751

It was a surprisingly multicultural selection


 No.272755

>>4113


 No.272756

>>272707

Most of the other people at the gym I go to are Greeks or Chinese.

>>272710

I second this motion to make NK BO.


 No.272757

>>272756

>NK BO

Imagine how bad that smells


 No.272758


 No.272759


 No.272760

>>272757

I'd give his bum a sniff.

Gotta try everything once


 No.272761


 No.272762

>>272760

homo night was last night


 No.272763

>>272760

Hey Possum, ban this NEETs IP from seeing any more poo photo's


 No.272764

File: f2bb5e1dd19259f⋯.jpg (240.79 KB, 668x843, 668:843, durryunna2.jpg)


 No.272765

>>272760

Try not being a dirty little cretin, you vile menagerie dweller.


 No.272766

>>272763

You're a fucking shit cunt. I bet you're the same cunt asking for NK to be BO.


 No.272767

>>272765

>vile menagerie dweller

Now I dearly want to know what his menagerie consists of


 No.272768

File: e9b926281baffba⋯.png (7.07 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 76c6d2b1110fe6fa16e99fe608….png)

>>272760

>Gotta try everything once

Bet you wouldn't take a sniff from the mob's jerry can white dog.


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 No.272770

>>272766

NK would ban all our IPs


 No.272771

>>272767

isn't it made from Chicken Periods?


 No.272772

>>272771

Nah, that's a merengue


 No.272773

>>272770

A gallery to display poo pictures.


 No.272774

Whipped meringue in a NEETs menagerie.


 No.272775

File: 431d935f85c71df⋯.jpg (198.46 KB, 888x894, 148:149, 1555248568038.jpg)

Artc neet you here?


 No.272776

>>272773

We'd probably move up the 8chan ratings then tbh


 No.272777


 No.272778

>>272776

I wonder if there are actual poo forums out there


 No.272779

>>272775

there is nobody here by that name

what do you want?


 No.272780

>>272768

Only with permission from the elders.


 No.272781

>>272778

Have you not learned young grasshopper, it's all out there


 No.272782

>>272779

Can i have the password to the live tracker? Plz


 No.272783

Having a cone and a clean up


 No.272784

File: 1c00d23b6a29d21⋯.jpg (40.86 KB, 680x689, 680:689, GubmintMummybotPepe.jpg)

>>272783

You need to clean up your act young man


 No.272785

Had some sara lee choc bavarian that mummybot bought


 No.272786

File: 187741be3d476d0⋯.png (123.96 KB, 1333x637, 1333:637, ClipboardImage.png)

>>272782

This one? No.


 No.272787

>>272786

Fuck that's sexy.


 No.272788

>>272786

You cheeky cunt. Please gimme


 No.272789

>>272788

There no longer is a generic account. It's all tied to human identities.


 No.272790

>tfw generic account


 No.272791

>>272789

you've been tricked into registering for a government autist database


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 No.272793

>>272789

You're just being mean.


 No.272794

>>272789

Ahh okay, that kinda sucks. Cool to see what i looks like though. 😘 you dumb cunt


 No.272795

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>tfw ordered dominos again

I think getting that carton of piss and twisties would have been better for my health


 No.272796

Can you imagine the asio geek telling his captors that the secret weapon against the 8chan nazis is train simulations.


 No.272797

>>272796

I like to imagine our asio handler is a qt girl


 No.272798

>>272796

Next week all the ASIO autists would be stuck on them


 No.272799

>>272797

Noice imaginings m8.

You mind if I imagine that too ?


 No.272800

What if Craig is actually our ASIO handler???


 No.272801

>>272797

except she is a lesbian


 No.272802

>>272793

Phone them up and ask for access. There might actually be a subset of information that is publicly available. I wouldn't know.


 No.272803

>>272801

>a lesbian that deep down craves NEET cock


 No.272804

>>272794

>you dumb cunt

bit rude


 No.272805

Feel bad for the ugly girls who message me on bumble


 No.272806

>>272802

There isn't

>>272804

It's kinda dumb and im not going to metion whats dumb.


 No.272807

>>272806

The sat phone and mobile number? I couldn't give a shit. Not the first time you fucktards have phoned a driver.


 No.272808

>>272795

how many garlic breads?


 No.272809

>>272807

Iv'e never called anyone you cunt. Never even seen this before.


 No.272810

neet fight


 No.272811

5 MINUTES ALONE


 No.272812

train nerd neet fight ?


 No.272813

bin diver and a 1/16 boong neet fight


 No.272815

>>272812

I'm not a train nerd. It's just a job I'm leaving when I get back. Had 3 offers from recruitment companies in the last week and a half.


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 No.272817

>>272716

yeah, 3. All retail going into retail again wanna die. havent had a job for a year tho


 No.272818

early bum rash


 No.272819

train autist pen0r


 No.272820

curly bum rash


 No.272822

CUM


 No.272823

swirly bum rash


 No.272824

Hobo




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