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The wheel keeps on spinning.

OLD >>271295





thats not a Pepe


bum pen0r

we've had this "pepe"



It is fitting though.



Based City of Churches



the anti white "leftists" are just idpol faggots who are actually closet capitalists who support the status quo


Do It



Loling at the fucking huge NK thats the board CSS now

wew Cruisey wew



Righto, do you have any suggestions? This shit is made much harder than it needs to be by the fact they don't give you price per 100g of protein. They tell you grams of protein per 100 grams of powder and price per 100 grams of powder but expect you to actually compute it yourself which is tedious with so many powders.



How can I print covertly? I don't want to print at uni and I figure that officeworks would snitch and do me for "hate speech" or something.



It's fucking glorious



The crotch region is always in my eyes when I'm trying to read a post


Another cone

High seas in a rickety boat



Tell me something i don't know.


Just do it pussy



Do it at officeworks, ask to get a printing card and put say $10 on it

after that just print at the self service printers while no ones around

or you know just buy a printer at harvey norman or something



>Tell me something i don't know.

that I have not pooed today


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All the abos are paranoid looking behind them to see if Tony's around since he went on that angry rape rampage last bight


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wow, what a machine.


heh, and why I sleep warm in the cold bush nights




Please spoiler


Looks alright, is it honey or lemon?


I never understood the fanta or why it was red.



Yes it is.



>we've had this "pepe"

Ah, shit.



meant to reply to




It's high quality OC.


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Has this board ever done a raid? Also anyone watch internet historian?



>Has this board ever done a raid?

I can't tell if this is bait or not.


It's good to know that NK is always behind us.


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Back to the wage cage in a few hours! Who's looking forwards to it?






Clearly you don't browse >>>/leftypol/



I know a place worse than leftypol


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If this post gets 0 (You)s I will abstain from study tonight

Please do not reply



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I just cleared my cache, that NK is too big UNNA



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Gods gonna cut you down NEET



What if that NEET is taking VitalStength?


Went out for dinner with misso. Felt like a thirsty monk with all the hot African chicks.



>What if that NEET is taking VitalStength 6 RAW Chicken Periods?



Anyone got that very seedy, lewd pic of Cruisey with his slave niggers?


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I saw ScoMo today



Incorrect use of gubba, white dog spotted


Did you try chicken period him?





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Accidentally posted it twice, hatechan always shits the bed right when I want to have a shitpost.



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Post that on squattheplanet.com



>Did you try chicken period him?

no, that wouldn't be fun



Honey chicken with bum wanks



And inside us



That lezzo seemed to enjoy it.





>Chemist warehouse




Fucking dont wanna go to work tomorrow



A loving and warm feeling.




No, that is >>>/monarchy/



I won't because I don't have a job.


Need a gf



Wanking is a full time responsibility m8



Good night.


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Lel some nigger karate kicked arnold shwartznigger


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Heard some of you cheeky buggers been talking shit about us?



where are the abo threads



yeah cuz, we support your war for sovereignty ay



The leftypol ones?



I meant ones in /monarchy/ but yes also /leftypol/


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Not bad considering I threw more chicken period meat and rice than usual and ran out of garlic and soy sauce halfway though…. stilll decent wholesome feed and have at least 2 more meals in the pan.



I don't shitpost in /monarchy/. /leftypol/ threads are at >>272104



Land Rights for Gay Whales!






Where do you get the meat from in an Chicken Period?


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I miss him NEETs, I miss him really bad





You should eat that out of a bowl









nasgor ayam enak!



saya suka Monk


Keeping my window shut because of the rain so now the old neet cave is starting to smell a little.


is ayam chicken or Chicken Period, I've forgoten



Suka kamu sama mas.. banyak

Suka semua di sini


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telur is periods



Woops, forgot that spoiler…


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50mg of seroquel down the hatch



bet the dude fucked her after that and they both regretted it on the long walk home






I get that often too, it's an alcracity (or whatever) error


have fun at work tomorrow, dong slurpers




You are desecrating wandjina with white cunt rhetoric and politics



Sembilan Goonbag

Tidak yahudi


Still on my third wank


>tfw no wanks yet


File: c7df151de7e95a7⋯.png (169.21 KB, 380x396, 95:99, BigDick.png)

My cock is swole from a single wank session.



Are these real wanks or are you just touching your penis briefly every 10 minutes until you finally cum?





Fucking hell NEETs

Its 9 on a Sunday

5 more days of slavery before I can be a boong again

Wageslave blues



Quit your job



just be a boong at work



does OP have a vector or an .svg of OP OC ??? i fucking love it







What happened to the nazis of antipodean resistance?


According to wikipedia:

>In January 2019, a Caulfield Jewish aged-care home was found to have been defaced with swastika on New Year's Eve.[citation needed]

What a fucking stretch.



they became nazis of the propooean renaissance



hoil hatlor



Jews have their own nursing homes?


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supersonic nazi hell creatures ….. and bob




SpergNEET being naughty



They got gay in Gippsland.


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Leftypol raid



sup AFP just trolling or bored on a shift break ?


Shitney won the wog footy



Tarrant is a Zionist degenerate at the Holocaust was a lie now fuck off Israel



what a waste of 2 hours that was





I thought they played Yesterday or do you mean GWS



Nah the wogball final is on today because they can't compete with big dick afl audiences



Oh right soccer, I remember when I followed that shit

Its fucking gay Perth couldn't win ay



Can't quit your job, sco mo will send you to wfd


Finished my third wank


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будь спокоен со своими глупыми придурками


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Thinking about her hand on my leg while driving bros



fuck off Slav



>Thinking about her (You)r hand on my leg while driving bros



Yeah they were BTFOing teams left and right all season but suddenly turned to shit when it matters. Maybe one day.


Hard poo


Invisible poo



those don't count you cheating boong


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NEET, некоторые из вас глупы, как старый трах


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What about holographic poos?




We only sell posts to our chink overlords, Vlad



HOT white whale



is that chickenperiodman?



Wanna pick her face scabs and eat them



That's from the rats that nibble the food on her face when she's asleep



Thinking about your hand on my dick.


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bitchass niggas


Thinking about riding a motorbike


File: 38549ed3dc806cf⋯.png (78.43 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1538448078607.png)

УННАС на моем члене УННАС на моем члене УННАС на моем члене УННАС на моем члене



get a motorised push bike like a real boong


So glad I can stay home tomorrow, unlike Monk.


why is there a degenerate slav, only posts in English, Noongar and Indonesian are allowed



Terribly insensitive



Just translated this lol



>tfw no УННАС на моем член


>tfw sitting in a dark bedroom surrounded by beer cans and drug paraphernalia at age 25

What could have been



livin the dream


how do I learn Noongar, NEETs


involuntary anal leakage


multicultural neet gf anal orgy


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It was made to be this way


Poo wank



poo enema


reee no munchies in the house




pretty skint myself

running low on goon but havent had a dart or spliff for 48hrs

> tfw too depressed to smoke

> all pleasure centres are wrecked

t burnt out alcho



Eat a wank



you should go outside and yell "ALWAYS WAYS ALWAYS WILL BE ABORIGINAL LAND UNNA"


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Well deserved get








Those are some soulful eyes UNNA



They're the eyes of a boong who loves his people and his country



> tfw too depressed to smoke

Have a MOI




Another week over, another about to begin.

Good night friends.



based and boongpilled



Good night friend


Night NEETs don't let the bed boongs bite ay



Good night friend

I'm gonna stay up and have a read.

I'll try and go to sleep earlier, sleeping schedule always gets fucked from NEETing.




i know what mono amine oxide inhibitors are …im just letting my brain rewire itself …. im definately low on some precursor / element though… i tried nacent iodine and magnesium… hmmm might try calcium and iron next






nighto neetos hopefully i wont wake up at 2am / 4am like usual…



Fair enough, hope it goes alright.


Good night, have a blessed sleep.



He's holding the Holy sniff







Might head off for an early night tonight neetos


Moisturised poo


Stayed up too late

Night my unemployed buddies



Good night friend.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw thinking about nomadic travelling in rural and remote bush communities.


File: fac7ee604ddfbe1⋯.jpg (69.72 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, abc keyboard.jpg)

>daddybot gets drunk

>starts carrying this weird little can around

>daddybot gets really drunk

>starts painting the garden with it


insane clown pussy


get ready for work stupid wagers


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Off to the 12 hour wage


Good morning friends.



goon morning unna



no it isnt



ur a white dawg unna



thas raciss



ur a racist white dawg



thats it i'm telling ur mummybot!



my mummybot sed that dan is a bad white cunt unna


Once more into the slave pits



Good luck.


>tfw have to get ready to wage and webby gets to sleep in



I made the first 3 posts this morning.



webby is busy wanking possum




NK has come over and did a big poo in possums toilet


mother just told me i'm fat and ugly but sit here like some greek god insulting other people's appearance



I just keked imagining the spergout if a neet came home to find somebody else's poo in their toilet



palindrome of truth you vile bushpig



Imagine NK coming home, he goes to the toilet and sees weber

Weber says "I'm sick of your inferior poos, so I came and showed you how its done, so have a look in the toilet NK"



Nofun, you can't call anyone a bushpig, you live in Adelaide



gets to NEET it up*



They had never seen each other before that day, but NK knew the moment he saw him that it was Weber.



He'd take a photo and claim it as his own.



The poo is impressive, but doesn't flush. NK has to move out.


>tfw no long bus ride with webby where I start falling asleep and accidentally touch his upper thigh before berri and then remember there's a week left of the trip and we awkwardly make eye contact every day









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Wage time 0/38 (minus travel and overtime)

Have a good one NEETies.





Need more shifts this week


Feeling pretty rotten at work




Fuck Cuz, she lost


Flu shot done neetos.


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Waitin for the big high 5


Smirnoff Double Black o'clock



it's too early weber



Motherbot is driving me to drink





YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

wanna touch a ladies private parts


I have gotten out of bed


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


bit of a sun shower here bros




it's overcast here


I'm getting nbn ftc connected tomorrow from tpg, I'm so excited :3



This better not be Possum.



When I saw the toilet and the gummies I thought that came out of someone's ass.



Those guys and NK should collaborate on a series of videos.


Wank break


Wank ideation


5 down 3 to go

Can't wait for that sleep deprived wank once I get home


Regardless of my long peaceful rest

I woke up feeling slightly depressed


Even after my morning coffee, durry and poo

I kelp thinking fondly of (You)



>I, kelp

t. Mr Seaweed


I've been sleeping less but feeling better rested lately. Not sure if it is because I've been going to bed earlier or because I've stopped drinking/wanking. I recommend you get your shit together regarding sleep neets.


sandwich and a diet coke bros


i bought one of them things that makes the toilet water blue

worried i'm gonna get poo on it


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here ya go m8


Just did a big poo. I could feel little chunks of peanut in there which is a worry.



hadn't been eating peanuts?



I have, I am just surprised they weren't digested fully.


I'm slowly morphing into a fat cunt from my bulking. Should I cut back my food a bit while still trying to make gains or should I leave it for a bit longer? Been lifting for a month and a half now.



Just keep at it for 6 months then cut.



gotta eat big to get big bro


Gonna have so many eanks at home tonight



And for big poos


File: 09f11d5ca5330bf⋯.png (5.55 KB, 239x163, 239:163, Capture.PNG)

cumfy cums.

>that captcha tho


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keep going mate



Duly noted


Shire had an involuntary bowel movement at Engadine McDonalds.



I have never one defecated at engadine maccas.


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Just had a protein shake bros


1 hour to go before a 100km/h car wank



Reckless wanking



boong semen ?


>tfw depressed


>tfw regressed


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Based German exec


>tfw impressed


>tfw unimpressed



Have a wank


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That car park is a pain in the ass to get to and through.



well don't go walking through there late at night, that's just asking to be raped



Honestly don't know why Scomo would have been at Engadine, I mean he's originally from Manly, moved to the shire like 10 years ago.



Well he hasn't threatened to sue the guy who stated it as fact, which suggests it is true.



Well regardless if it's true or not, it's pretty funny, also that's the first Maccas I ever went to, even had a birthday day party there, think it was my 6 or 7th birthday, I remember we trashed the joint, we were rowdy little shits.


Time for that sleep deprived wank



(You) earned it mate!



You didn't the earn the cum.


I'm going to order dominos



You'll be broke soon at this rate



His anus will fetch a tidy profit to fund this addiction.



I'm ordering a wank


the css boong has his hands in the wanking position


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Motherbot made me eat this for pudding. Not bad.



He's always wanking



i dont see him



It's going to be a fun ride. Don't flip out at the boomers too bad.





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Bum creations



your a eanker



You must have the rape filter on


So I want to set up Internet at that house I'm moving into at the end of the week, sooner I start the process sooner I'll have boong porn.

Trouble is not sure who the best provider is these days.



Internode/iiNET/TPG/Adam are all owned by TPG now.



That means they're all shit



It also leaves Telstra and Optus as your other choices.



pretty cool.



from my understanding all NBN resellers must show what the average connection speed will be at peak times etc instead of just advertising the maximum possible speed, use that as a guide, you will figure out who buys the required bandwidth or not


Smashed down a large zinger box and a $10popcorn chicken



I think aussiebroadband.com.au is one of the few places that offer 250/100 plans if your after that kind of speed for about $260 a month



he definitely sees you


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Finally lost my virginity!



why didn't you livestream the event?



a wank doesn't really count m8



Stop lying


File: 4bdd20d784ccb0a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 219.51 KB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, precum2.jpg)



He was such a sweet guy, his dick was kinda big tho but i'll stretch out


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Horrible shot the precum should be on the tip not down the dick


dont engage with the dirty faggot



Possum would have deleted this allready



Looks pretty clean to me



The precum down the dick suggests otherwise



Looks kinda like my dick. before the hpv


File: 0c8c4246af52bf1⋯.jpg (105.81 KB, 1000x1800, 5:9, 1539179165556.jpg)



Good point, I didn't look close enough to see if there was any




Whats dirty about pre cum?



all bodily fluids are a bit icky



He's letting it stay there for the picture. See >>272384 for better framing advice.


Bit concerning that you all know the difference in look of pre cum and jizz.


I ordered dominos.

fucks sake



6 garlic breads?


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Not me, I always wank with a blindfold so I don't accidentally become a homo


File: 6cd6bfa44e5fac8⋯.png (486.31 KB, 608x391, 608:391, NaziNEETs.png)


You're all a bunch of closet faggots.


Let me know when the gays go away please




You're too kind.


File: e05391fd42fb99a⋯.jpg (21.73 KB, 399x400, 399:400, 1554639525726.jpg)


Pre-cones wank




File: 7e7394296cc245b⋯.png (414.76 KB, 502x345, 502:345, GayNEETs.png)



>tfw your comic has all the answers


Looks like it's time to smoke the fuck outta this fag


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Two extra large pizzas

1 sunkist

1 garlic bread

5 pack of wings

2 shakes



Will you eat all of that tonight ?



phallic flag neet




I salute your Exececutivity



I should be put down bro




Keep up the good work!


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Admit it neet's you have C O C K L U S T for that big donkey dick!



no you shouldn't m8



You are a very boring individual


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Thats very ironic coming from this board


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Seek the lord, I will pray for you.



Even in the land of the NEETs "derp gay penis haha" is boring



Have a wank UNNA


Was fucking hungover on 3 hours of sleep at work today.

Never again, was fucking horrible. Constipated too and took too many shit breaks. Basically had the shakes at lunch time

Same old story, friday night excitement lasted the whole weekend.

Will have a productive and sober 2 days off this weekend and >get my shit together



Clearly you're not sophisticated enough to appreciate the nuances of NKs poo pictures.




>Constipated too and took too many shit breaks.

How's the fibre intake?


I have strong lust for the Max Dicks candidate.


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This isn't /cuteboys/ you promiscuous degenerate



That studio isn't what they use to be.


see ya tomorrow neets too much gay shit going on tonight



<Unlikely with Craig Night tomorrow




Top kek you snowflakes get real triggered by some gayshit.



Goon night.



Good night


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Jim wouldn't let us be free of the pee pee



I'm not upset, just disappointed.



I'm not disappointed, just constipated.



Been poor the last few days


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I bet you tell people at work that you take pics of your poo and put them on the internet but no one believes you.


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педики на моем члене 😘



Some would even say, but-frustrated



(You) need to up those figures



пу пу для моего гомо хобо нэта



Вдохни теплый воздух в мой какашек, скажи мне, что любишь меня


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педики сначала получают погребальный костер


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поймал меня



убей свинью, пока он не захлебнется пирогами



Я знал все время, твоя аура сильна и сладка



Well bantered.


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ты заставляешь меня краснеть такими добрыми комплиментами


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Why can't they just be normal?




Эх ты


This is terrible. I'll come back in a couple of days.


Worked today for 12 hours


Work tomorrow for 12 hours




High quality work ethic.


High quantity wank ethnic



Goon bye.


Russian posting is the new meta, almond boi


closets shall be banned from the neet commune



Dont ban ты self



meme languages too



Ьаш гей


Thinking about fishing

Seems like an ok NEET hobbie



My old mate used to swear by the cheap arse jarvis walkers from kmart. Seems like a good entry point.



What area are ты going to fish?



I dunno, random docks and piers around the city I guess



Not worth it, citys only have shit puffer fish and all other fish are polluted with heavy metals and fertilizers.


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Спокойной ночи, хвала Сталину


I wish I had a pet bros.



catch a possum


Hitting it off well with this new bumble poo girl lads


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50mg of seroquel down the hatch


Wank phishing


Need a wank


Bartering wanks




are you two the same neet?


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Having a feel


Going to iron my shirt for tomorrow and then I'll wank



Remember to fill the steamer with pee


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I washed more clothes than can fit on my clothes horse again






just let them dry in the basket and embrace your new neet scent


Grisly wank










what pizza will you be getting?



No more Pizza for a while NEETs, since that shit was all I ate for the last 2 weeks

We're buying a double quarter pounder



I once bought a double quarter pounder, only to receive a quarter pounder. I made a complaint and received a double pounder, as well as a written apology and double quarter pounder voucher in the mail around a week or two later.


Shirt's ironed, time to wank



I rememeber that

But what are you saying that due to a fuck up you got a quater pounder, a double quater pounder and a douple quater pounder voucher


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you motherfucker




fucking based


Almonds for dinner


Is cheesy dead?



who knows



Nah he just went a bit mouldy



Gave Tabitha his blue vein



No, just discarded us when he had no use for us anymore.



Wanked poo


Good night friends.


anyone itt


Bedtime wank




What makes you say that? He might just be going through some stuff, or may be actually dead



She told us he was doing well a couple of months ago.


Are other neets seeing more possums about these days

As soon as Possum NEET left I see those fellas even more now, they're some beautiful animals and I hadn't noticed them before tbh


Are other neets suffering from depression?



He stopped killing them so their population exploded



Nah just murdereos sexual rage


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Can you go on benefits for being gay



That was a couple of months ago. I don't think Tahlia is a trustworthy source on the state of cheesey, she did cheat on him after all.




>she did cheat on him after all.

this is news to me gossipneet



Probably the DSP due to mental health reasons.



>tfw they're all roasties


>tfw thinking about all the NEETs who bought the farm.


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Hey neets, its been a while. I don't know if you remember me. I just came to say i hope you are having a good year. And enjoying autumn.


Mornin neeters




you big butthead


Chicken Period, bacon, and cheese roll in my tummy





Good morning friends.



> I don't know if you remember me.

not when you don't identify who you are, unless you're Misos. In which case I dont.


My anus screams like a new born lamb for it's mothers tit.


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There are some true monsters in the world


Don't post then.


Macca's consumed

Had to park in the fucking waiting bay again.

Time to wage



who are you quoting



>whomest doth thou quoteth?



You need to eat a better breakfast. So should I.

I should start making my own ham, cheese and tomato toasted sandwiches but I'm generally too lazy and can't eat in the morning.


Time to wage.


shaving my anus for craig


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monk: poojeeta: >>>/b2/122460



Not brown enough for my tastes


Tired at work in these uncomfortable wagie clothes rubbing on my skin



you should work naked



and give everybody anus warts?



That's what friends do, Share





You should get yourself some wagie clothes that are more comfortable


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Time for some Wild Turkey




Not even a boong falls for this.



she's wearing a boong flag




Even my comfier shirts feel kind of bad by the end of the day. Not to mention my sweaty asshole

It'd be alright if I was moving around more but just sitting all day kinda sucks



>Not to mention my sweaty asshole



Another half constipated poo ffs


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Still in bed bros


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Nearly ready

Had to wire the biggest ones up so they don't fall over



What’s the yield gonna be bro



10 wanks and 6 goons


So the new card works NEETos, the NEET wankanol state is back on UNNA



lookin good 10k



is this meth?




be careful with that


alcohol is a drug, beer is alcohol, and drugs are a form of beer


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I sell beer and meth beer



I only buy beer from dans


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buy meth beer from me


>tfw depressed


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>finished my 20 job search in 10 days

Feeling comfy neets

also cat brang in a rat couple days ago



>also cat brang in a rat couple days ago

and you left it sitting there for a few days?



Cats kill their friends, a lesson you neets could learn from



Of course I remember you argie bro

Hope you are doing well


Just crawl into bed for a nap and the bloody council start cutting off tree limbs in the street and putting them in a chipper


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My dickhead supervisor laughed at my legitimate question under his breath


It is raining bros


Waitin for the big hi-5



what question


just got a job at big w



Craig warden's


Good on ya m8



Take a sickie



Go and do your homework





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i had to get my doctor to give me a 3month exclusion retroactively from april to june, which they accepted, then sent a letter saying that they won't accept and now I see I have no job search requirements again. So confusing, I'm sure i'm in the shit. I guess I'll just do the jobs anyway and hope for the best. I want off the disability wild ride.

broke a tooth last night too. Gonna get it pulled tomorrow but am on naltrexone which blocks some painkillers. Hoping the dentists use something else to kill the nerves


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Good work Cruise-dog :^)


> as a former prime minister who has left parliament, Mr Abbott will receive an annual pension of $307,542.



If anyone deserves the big PM-NEETbux it's Tone's



maybe if melbourne gets its way and queensland becomes a fully independent territory, we can claim it as the neetdom and cycle ourselves through pre



cant be incel towards a trans man


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Stop banning all my vpn ip's you fucking sweaty virgin, if my faggot larping triggers you that much i wont do it anymore. You're more triggered than an sjw.


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>You're more triggered than an sjw.

kek the irony



just follow rule 4, easy

>4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered.



You would still ban me even if i did use spoliers



I cant ban you m8, I'm nobody important


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Might get a case of piss and a pack of twisties



chicken ones?


Crusiey confirmed closet faggot



not sure bro

could go either way at this point



get burger rings



or salt and vinegar chips




Crinkle or thin cut?



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Shire fingered the Roof Seal



interesting read




Pathetic, a wax would delivery a much smoother result.



Yet no poo picture.



Cum in his coffee




All porn needs to be spoilered.



>“Hitler took from the rich, but did he make the poor rich? No. He made the poor poorer. He made a country of slaves. A country of puppets.

From my understanding, Hitler brought unemployment down drastically. I thought that after WW1 there was a depression in Germany and Hitler drastically increased the standard of living.



Yes, he fixed stagflation and massive unemployment.

and you know what the Jew's plan for the Goy is, don't you? Enslavement. Human cattle.


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really gets the noggin joggin


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> 1 litre of goon down the hatch

> 30 of hydrocone down the hatch

> 2 darts

So many cutie pies on the bike way right now OMG



>cutie pies




How was the "rewiring break"?



>small seat, no good for my executive size arse



I'd get my scrotum caught in that slit.


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>get it caught in our slit neet


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You are using your mother as an excuse to be an excessive boong.



I am not.



One of you cunts sent in a resume without even an email attached to me.

I called them up and asked them to come in for an interview as soon as I saw it.



If her face becomes blurry enough to can make believe she is not showing disappointment.



What did you ask?



Good job, when do you start?



I don't give a fuck.


This is how I got my last few jobs. Cover letters are for faggots who need to suck dick to get a job.



Cute !


Terrible I realised I'm such a deep depression I actually realised I can't feel anymore down anymore and things are gonna get interesting soon


Yeah the trick is to ride before you an executive - also the more uncomfortable the seat that more it's comfy on long rides. The secret is bike pants with Pading. I wear proper bike pants underneat my cargo pants



>The secret is bike pants with Pading. I wear proper bike pants underneat my cargo pants

you lycra fag




This is the only reason I banned him and only for one day.

You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you.



Feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all



You should give a fuck. What's she been upto since she's been at yours?

Yeah, the person who sent it has 10 years experience and I'll give a job, the interview and references is just formality.



I also shave my gooch



>What's she been upto since she's been at yours?

I made her clean the toilet and bathroom, two weeks worth of washing, and the dishes each night.



>things are gonna get interesting soon

Its is Craig night after all.



I'm an open faggot for you.



driving up behind a group of cyclists and checking out all the hot girls bums as you get close, as you drive past have a casual glance towards them and notice they are all men

>men should not be allowed to wear lycra shorts



Brutal cunt.




Some of the NEETs here would like being milked daily.



>You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you.

Perhaps, perhaps. One tried and he failed



Leave home and dawn and return home at night

Only free daylight time is spent chain smoking durries in a subway carpark

Fuck this shit bros



Seriously I can't afford where I'm living. I'm gonna have to start waging soon. I haven't worked for 7 years. It's going to be a bloodbath.



>>You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you.

Monk is Pvt. Leonard Lawrence



And I removed all bans. Don't be a cunt is the only rule I can remember.



This is success



>Only free daylight time is spent chain smoking durries in a subway carpark




This is good for you. It's not the job you want, but it's the job you need.




I think you should have posted the clip tbh



>Monk is Pvt. Leonard Lawrence




I thought about it but then webby posted


[Lawrence shoots and kills Hartman, then aims at Joker.]



it's a start m8, keep at it and keep looking for something else



Webby is very kind.


Bullshit cunt

I'm fuckin Colonel Walter E. Kurtz



You are Private Joker.

<Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?



You're snowball



The time of finger fucking old mary jane rotten crutch is over



The more I look at this quote:

>Because I am hard, you will not like me! But the more you hate me, the more you will learn! I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not packed the gear to serve in my beloved corps. Do you maggots understand that?

The more I think you are Gunnery Sergeant Hartman



you got it wrong



Through her pretty pink panties.



Monk has shot me in the heart already.



Good luck, I'm also going to start the wage again soon for the first time in 4 years.



>Monk has shot me in the heart already.

>Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine, and is locked and loaded, sir!



>first time in 4 years.

That's a lot of wanking time.



Joker is probably monaro. Little dibber dobber.



Many wanks were had.


I am definitely more like Animal Mother than any of the characters

I reckon cruisey is joker, possum is cowboy, and I can't quite put my finger on webo


In Vietnam, the wind doesn't blow. It sucks.



In neetland, the penis doesn't wank itself.



That's mummybots job



Starting to wonder if I'd be less depressed if I stopped getting on imageboards.






no wouldnt think so


Didn't end up asking a girl out like I said I was. I was really busy with shit at home and then the fucking lab work. I've got tomorrow mostly free so I'm going to ask out two girls to make up for it and then probably get gooned afterwards when they inevitably reject me. I often have a qt smile at me but I always have an excuse for not talking to her as the situation isn't perfect. I'm starting to realise there isn't ever a perfect time so you've just got to roll with the punches. I'd like any chadneet advice for conversations though.



> I'd like any chadneet advice for conversations though.

"show us where you shit from" works every time




You will never escape my grasp lowly neet.



>only if shes wearing a t'shirt saying 'no'



ur a fukin Jew dan, your putting in those coin operated trolley locks in my local store, Shame on you


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whyte fella always take our munie aye


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and our land unna



I tried that but it just made me bored and depressed



Posso gets paid tomorrow. I wonder how he's managed.



Sounds like your having a great day




>a drug addict going thru withdrawls



Maybe if I take up an actual drug I will no longer need the internet


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And our unnas



Nah, then you'll be on drugs on the internet

Trust me, I'm a dodgy cunt



swapping one for another


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I'll sell you this land back for $10,000



I remember you argie, you were and still are my favourite foreigner.

18 degrees today in Shitbourne, wage 40% complete for the week. Going to go to the gym later.



Good point. I can't bully aus BO if I'm a degen druggo wagie myself



Remember to watch out for Akbar the gymbro


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Train posting is back niggers



Sorry m8, you have to.

It's an internet law that all board/forum owners must go mad like the last one.



This is exactly why we should give in and make NK BO


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carnt m8, need money




28th lil nervous



If we do that he'll start going to church and get married

just think of the poor altar boys



I think the senile jew was talking about communism



You should be fine, have you had a job before?



Thats kindna dumb, they should have stolen them all instead.. those models are worth shitloads of money. Foamer tears haha


I wonder how many hot boong chicks Captain Cook banged.

He must have done hundreds.


Guy infront of me in the line at dans was clearly drunk.

Dressed in trackies and slippers, I thought 'great, im not the only fuckup wearing my home clothes in public' until he drove away in some hectic merc 4wd thing

Gonna give my place a decent clean tonight, I'll do the uni work I had planned tomorrow night.

Heading to the bumhole doctor in the morning. Will have to have 2 wanks before just in case its a cute girl



>Heading to the bumhole doctor in the morning

That's a pain in the arse m8



>Will have to have 2 wanks before just in case its a cute girl

theres no shame in getting a huge erection in front of your doctor



don't shit him off m8 with smart arse remarks



Yeah, I guess I'm being a bit of a painfully distended arsehole really




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good point well made



Don't pretend like you weren't impressed.


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I must admit, I am easily impressed by a nice bum


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>mfw it's grain


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>our land, our sand



grains of sand



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I hope so because he does indeed seem senile… Conveniently senile.

I wonder who these rich people Hitler was taking from are. Because the old jew seemed to allude that jew's aren't rich.

>“Jews had very bad luck. In out history, we had about 50 to 75 good years then we are thrown out by a man who is jealous — because we have always had to make money quick, because we haven’t got time.

>"Very often in our history, we had to run away and leave everything. You haven’t got that time.”

Well, perhaps he does admit jew's hold wealth or will try to accumulate it fast.

Regardless this jew really likes to play the victim card.

Day of the pillow when?



I wonder what the odds of any given random ausneets post being a danpost are




>tfw impressed





I did that post


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woit fella always lie to us UNNA



I can smell my asshole just sitting down

Might have a shower



Have a closer inspection first.



>>this jew really likes to play the victim card.

Well thats because he's the victim of the holocaust


When I am alone on this board, I am alive.








If you had done a danpost instead my experiment would be a success you silly boong



Travel to a remote aboriginal community for a high quality rectal examination





It appears that the odds of any given post being a danpost are 0%



Those posts in succession gave me a laugh




Or maybe … Dan does not like being randomly viewed from the future and is blocking you with weird Irish voodoo



It was a surprisingly multicultural selection





Most of the other people at the gym I go to are Greeks or Chinese.


I second this motion to make NK BO.




Imagine how bad that smells





I'd give his bum a sniff.

Gotta try everything once




homo night was last night



Hey Possum, ban this NEETs IP from seeing any more poo photo's


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Try not being a dirty little cretin, you vile menagerie dweller.



You're a fucking shit cunt. I bet you're the same cunt asking for NK to be BO.



>vile menagerie dweller

Now I dearly want to know what his menagerie consists of


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>Gotta try everything once

Bet you wouldn't take a sniff from the mob's jerry can white dog.




NK would ban all our IPs



isn't it made from Chicken Periods?



Nah, that's a merengue



A gallery to display poo pictures.


Whipped meringue in a NEETs menagerie.


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Artc neet you here?



We'd probably move up the 8chan ratings then tbh




I wonder if there are actual poo forums out there



there is nobody here by that name

what do you want?



Only with permission from the elders.



Have you not learned young grasshopper, it's all out there



Can i have the password to the live tracker? Plz


Having a cone and a clean up


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You need to clean up your act young man


Had some sara lee choc bavarian that mummybot bought


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This one? No.



Fuck that's sexy.



You cheeky cunt. Please gimme



There no longer is a generic account. It's all tied to human identities.


>tfw generic account



you've been tricked into registering for a government autist database




You're just being mean.



Ahh okay, that kinda sucks. Cool to see what i looks like though. 😘 you dumb cunt


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>tfw ordered dominos again

I think getting that carton of piss and twisties would have been better for my health


Can you imagine the asio geek telling his captors that the secret weapon against the 8chan nazis is train simulations.



I like to imagine our asio handler is a qt girl



Next week all the ASIO autists would be stuck on them



Noice imaginings m8.

You mind if I imagine that too ?


What if Craig is actually our ASIO handler???



except she is a lesbian



Phone them up and ask for access. There might actually be a subset of information that is publicly available. I wouldn't know.



>a lesbian that deep down craves NEET cock



>you dumb cunt

bit rude


Feel bad for the ugly girls who message me on bumble



There isn't


It's kinda dumb and im not going to metion whats dumb.



The sat phone and mobile number? I couldn't give a shit. Not the first time you fucktards have phoned a driver.



how many garlic breads?



Iv'e never called anyone you cunt. Never even seen this before.


neet fight




train nerd neet fight ?


bin diver and a 1/16 boong neet fight



I'm not a train nerd. It's just a job I'm leaving when I get back. Had 3 offers from recruitment companies in the last week and a half.




yeah, 3. All retail going into retail again wanna die. havent had a job for a year tho


early bum rash


train autist pen0r


curly bum rash




swirly bum rash



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