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File: 2653bd5c32efaab⋯.jpeg (8.59 KB, 199x254, 199:254, cruisey.jpeg)

 No.253891

How are you coping with the changes bros?

what are you up to?

old

>>253132

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 No.253892

good night fellas, wish me luck


 No.253893

>>253892

good luck


 No.253894

23 degrees today in Shitbourne, got back late last night, seems that a lot has changed. I hope it is a change for the better., went to slow deathslave today tired like a dog after not being able to sleep last night, came back home, had a nap then dinner and the gym.

>>252680

If I'm not doing shit on Easter for mummybot we can go drink tinnies in the park by the Yarra like a pack of Aborigines.

>>252944

You've made the right choice Possum, I've been thinking for a while that the reason you wanted to change the rules around here was because you changed yourself, It's good that you've made up your mind that it's a bad idea to force these changes too hard on us, which could have led to shit like another split. I feel that both you and the board is better off with you handing over to Cruisey, because it seemed neither you or the board where enjoying you being BO. Good luck.


 No.253895

>>253871

long story.

I greentexted the part about picking up a boong hitchhiker a while ago.

I'll try and write it out.

>outside smoking a joint, neighbor starts going off, I thought he was yelling about me.

>pack my shit, plan to go camping for a few days.

>Head up north, find the national park I was looking for, set up the swag, go for a walk, have a wank while out bush.

>Meet some boomer gypsies, can't fall sleep that night.

>Start heading further north, contemplating going to another state for a trip, want to visit nimbin.

>call boss, tell him I'm sick and can't make it to work this week.

>cop a speeding fine for going 130 in a 110 zone, it's $700 ish

>try sleep on side of road twice, first location was a truck stop, shady as fuck, middle of nowhere.

>Drove a few more hours, tried again but couldn't sleep.

>End up smashing multiple coffees

>Insert boong hitch-hiker story

>Getting dark, running out of fuel in dingowoopwoop

>Pull into a rural pub, 4 old dudes sort me out with petty, give them some bud the boong gave me.

>One old fella keeps going on about the importance of coming into the age of Aquarius.

>Get to Nimbin late at night, two dudes on the side of the road, ones homeless, the other may have been, not sure.

>Smoke some of the boong-weed, he keeps asking me if I can see the fairies.

Smoke some of his tobacco without filters.

>Getting to early morning, he asks me if I can wake him up at 5am sharp, I say yes.

>5AM comes, I don't wake him up after talking to another dude who says the first guy is skitz and walks around with bats.

>Anyway I end up following around the first guy I met for a while, he starts getting very angry asks if I wan't to fight him.

>I'd never fought anyone, and wasn't really interested in it but he started getting in my face.

>I halfheartedly punch him in the face.

>He tells me never to do it again.

>I go and sleep in the park for an hour or so.

>Leave, pick up another hitch hiker, I keep asking him if he's going to stab me, he tries to reassure me he's chill, drop him off at Lismore

>Eventually go to hospital where they dose me up and put me in the mental health ward.


 No.253896

>>253895

All apart of lifes rich tapestry, an interesting read.

Are you on an even keel now


 No.253897

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>253876

very nice. I'm partial to the start of Indian Summer's "Angry Son" but.

Midwest is isn't really my jam these days


 No.253898

>>253896

Yes, I was on meds for a few years but I stopped taking them last year and I'm actually a lot better.

Had to change a few things but shits good.


 No.253899

>>253893

thank you

>>253894

would come and smash tins/10 srs

>>253895

I would like to have an experience like this one day, although I hope I am past the point of getting put in a mental ward type of shit and it seems like this only happens when people are in this

sort of state


 No.253900

Time for another day of slow deathslavery. This is fucked, I hate it, but it seems there is no other choice. Night Night NEETs.


 No.253901

>>253899

I'd do it again, traveling alone can be weird the first time.

I was also in a terrible place mentally when I did it, so I feel if I did something like it again I'd sleep more and take it slow.


 No.253902

>>253900

night mate


 No.253903

>>253895

here's the boong-hitchhiker story:

>>230103


 No.253904

>tfw no son


 No.253905

>tfw drunk but work tomorrow


 No.253906

>>253904

at this point I'd settle for a daughter.

Finding a missus old fashioned enough to raise a decent child is the hardest part.


 No.253907

>>253905

>tfw drunk but no work tommorow


 No.253908

I missed out the part of the greentext where there was this full-blooded boong who could barely speak english but could recite the scores and outcome of every AFL grand final since, fuck knows, about 40 years back.


 No.253909

>tfw not drunk but nothing planned tomorrow


 No.253910

>>253908

boong rainman


 No.253911

>>253910

he kept asking for durries, his mate said I shouldn't give him any but I must have given him around 10.

Good times.

There were some shade folks in Nimbin.


 No.253912

>>253911

I wanna do that in Alice springs, all the boongs my heart could desire


 No.253913

>>253912

I also want to visit Alice, seriously considering doing it next month.


 No.253914

File: a7977c0071e574e⋯.jpg (305.49 KB, 1920x1280, 3:2, IMG_8538.jpg)

File: 0e1791316d22dea⋯.jpg (370.7 KB, 1920x1280, 3:2, IMG_8531.jpg)

File: 326c6e4b591dc0b⋯.jpg (533.18 KB, 1920x1280, 3:2, IMG_8529.jpg)

Here are some photos from Nimbin.

Kinda regret not taking some portraits of the people I met.


 No.253915

>>253914

I wonder if the horse ever jumps the fence to fuck those cows


 No.253916

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File: 895fda7f8ed98f4⋯.jpg (297.64 KB, 1920x1280, 3:2, IMG_8534.jpg)

>>253915

I'd say so, it was a shitty fence.


 No.253917

Watching fishing vlogs


 No.253918

>>253917

comfy.

I occasionally watch one fisherman's vlogs who had brain surgery. Dude has a HOT wife


 No.253919

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thinking about my boy possum


 No.253920

I fucking hate myself


 No.253921

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>253920

>I hate myself

good band


 No.253922

>>253920

Gotta set goals and try to do something each day towards them. It takes time and isn't easy, I'd unironically suggest reading/watching some self-help stuff.

self-Inability is like a rusty wheel. Once you lube the bitch up, start moving it, you'll find it's no longer difficult to turn.


 No.253923

>>253895

>cop a speeding fine for going 130 in a 110 zone, it's $700 ish

it shouldn't be

I got a $200 for doing that before


 No.253924

>>253922

>Once you lube the bitch up, start moving it, you'll find it's no longer difficult to turn.

Sounds like proctology


 No.253925

Good morning


 No.253926

File: d9edbe30aedd6d7⋯.png (63.6 KB, 250x354, 125:177, ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.


 No.253927


 No.253928

20 degrees in my town this morning. Feels comfy.


 No.253929

>>253895

Interesting story.

Do you understand the importance of being on the cusp of the age of Aquarius now?


 No.253930

>>253723

Congrats.

>>253739

I remember that story too.


 No.253931

>>253928

Yeah, it's not too bad. I'm running late though so that kills the comfy.


 No.253932

>>253744

>>253748

>>253751

I thought this little love affair would be over now posso has left the nest.

Might end up sending you guys spoiler bedtime kisses too.

>>253745

Sardines on toast.


 No.253933

>>253901

I'd buy a campervan, or a decent swag at least. The one I have smells like vomit and has tire tread over it.


 No.253934

>>253747

I had a good pair of polarised glasses I got from an op shop for $5, they were no name brand. I like stuff that doesn't advertise itself. I remember when I was a teen and I had a Hurley jumper that had the word Hurley across its chest. I was a billboard. The issue now is that because I refuse to wear that shit, I'm basically still caring about what I wear, even though I don't really, or not in the same way.

Anyway I say on my sunnies and now I have a pair I got from a servo.

>>253757

Nah man, you'll get better. Our hick bluegrass band will eventuate.

>Babybel cheese

Yeah, they remind me of that string cheese shit, almost no flavour.


 No.253935


 No.253936

>>253914

That's great looking scenery.


 No.253937

>>253768

This is the way all videos should be filmed.

>>253773

>>253775

I didn't think you'd get that one.


 No.253938

>>253808

Same although it might be an issue for him to ride there.

>>253888

He might need bigger digits.


 No.253939


 No.253940

File: bcc72a24bc44f13⋯.png (157.93 KB, 460x300, 23:15, ClipboardImage.png)

thinking about my boy ol' rapey


 No.253941

Had a spliff and now eating bolognese for breakfast. Have to take my PC in for repairs today.


 No.253942

>>253927

Good morning.


 No.253943


 No.253944

>>253942

Good morning.


 No.253945

>>253933

Were these smells the result of your actions?


 No.253946

>>253940

Does he miss you?


 No.253947

>>253941

Why do you need someone to repair your computer? What's wrong with it?


 No.253948

>>253947

Blue screened and now whenever I try to start it up it'll boot for a few seconds that shut off and keep repeating itself. Nothing even shows up on the screen while that happens.


 No.253949

>>253942

>>253944

Good morning.


 No.253950

>>253945

I think so. I cant remember but the last time I had it out I couldn't handle the smell so I just put it back.


 No.253951

>>253941

That sounds like the perfect morning.


 No.253952

File: 921cd282ba8f71c⋯.jpeg (67.9 KB, 888x894, 148:149, 8743D2C0-3E1E-4062-BD24-8….jpeg)

All that beer resulted in a very low quality snooze. Now I’m all anxed out.


 No.253953

>>253952

Are you going to quit drinking then?


 No.253954

>>253946

He missed my bumhole last Thursday.


 No.253955

File: cb0ac33a64d5a43⋯.jpeg (61.97 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 057C1791-05B0-4418-993E-6….jpeg)

>>253953

I should. Nothing good has ever come of it.


 No.253956

File: 0ad29e4b8c4c2c9⋯.png (461.21 KB, 554x395, 554:395, ClipboardImage.png)

>>253955

Come home black fulla.


 No.253957

>>253952

Have a wank


 No.253958

>>253948

Sounds like motherboard. It should be able to boot up and do those diagonics tests. How old is the motherboard, does it have any lights flashing or a small display screen to show error messages?

How much are they charging you to look at it?


 No.253959

>>253955

It's been good for Dan.


 No.253960

>>253958

Light show up on the pc next to the power button for a bit before turning off, then a second later the pc does. I got the computer about 3ish years ago now. Nothing shows up on my monitor at all. Would I be able to diagnostic tests if my pc keeps shutting itself off?


 No.253961

>>253960

Might be overheating and shutting itself off automatically after a few seconds. Is your cpu fan working?


 No.253962

Good morning neeties. Have to go and see my family today. Need to take some benzos to help me cope with this.


 No.253963

>>253961

Is it safe to open the side of my case and check? Also how would the CPU overheat so quickly?


 No.253964

>>253962

Morning mate, good luck.


 No.253965

>>253934

I feel sorry for people who got tattoos in their late teens thinking they were becoming adults and regret them at age 25


 No.253966

>>253948

Put it in the dishwasher to get all the dust out


 No.253967

>>253963

If you have the case off when the computers running wild electric bolts can jump out and get you


 No.253968

>>253965

I wanted face tats and all sorts when I was 14. I'm glad I grew out of that.


 No.253969

>>253966

Big brained NEET


 No.253970

>>253965

Anyone that gets a tattoo is a mongoloid to begin with. I can't be bothered feeling sorry for those types, there are plenty of other people more deserving of that.


 No.253971

>>253970

You may offend someone


 No.253972

Off to the slave pit, have a good one buddies.


 No.253973

>>253971

That's fine, they're just salty because deep down they realise they made a mistake.


 No.253974

>>253972

I'm off to the semen pit


 No.253975

>>253974

>semen pit

Desperate times are these when neets are forced to become sex workers


 No.253976

File: 80785ba159a9fba⋯.jpg (1.52 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190416_070609.jpg)

Time to bulk up


 No.253977

Gotta try make it through the day.


 No.253978

>>253976

I am

>tfw severely impressed

You are really moving forward in life. A change in attitude towards poo bulking has really improved your outlook on life.


 No.253979

>>253977

Only a dozen thousand or so more to go and you can rest


 No.253980

>>253963

Yes, if it is switched off and power disconnected. I wouldn't touch it if it is under warranty though, as that will void it. That's the only time I do not recommending fixing it yourself unless you are competent enough to put it back together perfectly.

I once pulled apart a vacuum cleaner and cut myself on the inside, I realised after putting it back together that there is probably blood on the inside. There was and I cleaned it off and smashed it back together. Didn't have a single problem when they fixed it under warranty.

I didn't damage it nor did I change anything I was just seeing if I could fix the problem without the warranty claims shit


 No.253981

>>253974

I thought you worked in the poo warehouse or did they move you on?


 No.253982

>>253975

I look forward to the day when prostitution is added to wfd


 No.253983

>>253982

Soon…

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/1482371/If-you-dont-take-a-job-as-a-prostitute-we-can-stop-your-benefits.html

I doubt religious leaders on either side of politics could support the stance I could be wrong, Fred Nile's could surprise us all


 No.253984


 No.253985

>>253983

>>253984

Normalizing sex work is a going just swimmingly


 No.253986

It's amazing WFTD part of Cenno hasn't been taken to court.

#1

>"I told them about the leg injury, I showed them doctor's certificates and they don't care, they just want it done ASAP."

#2

>"He grabbed me, he wrapped himself around me and then I just yelled at him, 'don't touch me'," she says.

>Belinda was allowed to stop working in the op-shop after she complained to her job placement agency about the unsafe nature of the work.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-21/whats-it-really-like-to-work-for-the-dole/10255350


 No.253987

>>253981

Got promoted to semen duty, hear were getting some prime UNNA jizz in later this week, still get to handle the poo sometimes


 No.253988

>>253987

You need to keep working towards poo manager or semen manager. You can do it!


 No.253989

>>253963

m7+1, I haven't closed my case in the past 2 years. You probably won't be able to fix anything without at least opening it. Is it a laptop or pc?


 No.253990

>>253989

>I haven't closed my case in the past 2 years.

Doesn't it collect a lot of dirt?


 No.253991

>>253990

Yup. But the case is badly designed enough that it crushes the power cable to the hard drives if I close it


 No.253992

24 degrees today in Shitbourne, got a pie from the shop near the workshop today for smoko, it was home made and very nice.


 No.253993

>>253992

Got any new stories about dirty customers?


 No.253994

Heading to uni to have a study. I was waiting for the bus for a good half hour as the three buses that were supposed to be there didn't show up. Everyone was confused. There was a black woman who kept yelling at this Asian boy who she seemed to be looking after.


 No.253995

>>253994

>black woman who kept yelling at this Asian boy who she seemed to be looking after

Probably our boy cruisy has lost his car privileges


 No.253996

Again I was super super fucking hungover when I woke up, but once I get out of bed and get moving, it subsides significantly.


 No.253997

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>253996

>it subsides significantly.

It's a sign I'll see (You) soon!


 No.253998

I got the job at the hospital


 No.253999

>>253990

I got my computer back in 2013 and I've never dusted the inside, no wonder the video cards don't work anymore


 No.254000

>>253998

Welcome to the wagie club, now you can look down on those neets and get angry while watching those kids who don't wanna work on ACA


 No.254001

The kf 5 dollar fill up has given me a stomach ache


 No.254002

File: 3a491c13af2e24e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.59 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190416_123152.jpg)

Promotion soon for this poo


 No.254003

>>254002

Very healthy.


 No.254004

>>253998

You're a fucking champion. Well done.


 No.254005

Texted in sick, work called but I didn't answer.

Feeling hungry, lazy, incredibly depressed and pathetic.

Thinking about a 12 pack of coors


 No.254006

>>253923

Mmmmm, I argued with him for a bit, I believe it was in VIC on a rural country road. He basically ended up telling me if I have a problem with it I can dispute it in court. I was not very interested in doing that so I just paid it.

>>253924

Proctology is a state of mind.

>>253929

Not particularly, I've always just understood it as the beginning of a new cycle. Maybe one day it'll hit me.

>>253933

Caravan would be comfy.

>>253936

It's a beautiful place, it would rain every 15 minuets then abruptly stop cyclically.

>>253998

Very well done

>>254002

Decent type 5


 No.254007

>>254002

Solid improvement in quality and quantity.


 No.254008

>>254006

Ah Victoria, fucking Melbourne's fault for being bum fingerers

That said it does depend on the cop, in NSW he booked me 1 km slower than I was actually going so I'd get put into a lower bracket

Whereabouts in Victoria, is this just the Hume or is it one of the fun roads there


 No.254009

FOUND ANOTHER ONE

CUKKS=bum fingererS


 No.254010

>>254005

NK You Boong


 No.254011

>>253998

Congrats man.


 No.254012

>>253998

Ayy only 2 years until you want to kill yourself :^)


 No.254013

>>254008

>That said it does depend on the cop

I agree, I've interacted with decent cops before.

I feel like having SA number plates didn't help.

One time I was illegally parked and filming on private land (I also pissed into the local water supply), he just gave me a warning.

>>254009

kek


 No.254014

I recall the cop saying, "You know people drink from that water right?".

Good times.


 No.254015

>>254013

>>254014

Sounds kinda weird since I never get bothered by the cops despite my car having out of state plates

Also about the Drinking water reminds me of when I was a Kid and me bro and I went up to this water tower and we saw it had a metal plate bell on it so out of boredome we rang it

aparently I think it made people think the water ran out so that was a thing

Fuck I missed the times where I'd go around exploring shit like that


 No.254016

>>254015

Yeah, I'm not sure it effected much but I really wasn't aware how much a speeding fine was in other states.

Nice, sounds like a good memory.

I also miss those curious days of childhood.


 No.254017

>>254016

So was it the Hume Highway that they got you?


 No.254018

what's up cumguzzlers?


 No.254019

>>253998

Onya m80.


 No.254020

>>254018

fucking wew nig, have you been doing more baseball practice now that you aren't a baby sitter for us now


 No.254021

>>254020

do you know how wide he can stretch his "pouch" with a cask of olive oil and a baseball bat?


 No.254022

>>254021

do you know how wide NK can stretch your "pouch" with a cask of Goon and 3 dexies?


 No.254023

>>254022

NK can't even touch the sides of my cum dumpster


 No.254024

might go tabitha hunting this weekend


 No.254025

>>254024

crusiey stop removing the filters


 No.254026

>>254024

Cheesey?


 No.254027

duck


 No.254028

it's a good time of day to be naughty, cruisey will be too busy to ban us


 No.254029

>>254026

last night tabitha = prime unna poonani


 No.254030


 No.254031

>>254028

niggers


 No.254032

monaro


 No.254033

weber


 No.254034


 No.254035

>>254017

Nah, after looking at a map, I now realize it was in NSW on the barrier highway.


 No.254036

>>254034

your filter (what a gay cunt) has gone too


 No.254037

>>254036

never heard of that filter


 No.254038

>>253957

great advice.


 No.254039

>>254037

i made it up


 No.254040


 No.254041

>>254039

i never heard of making things up


 No.254042

>>254041

have you heard about standing weber up


 No.254043

>>254042

standing weber up sounds like a euphemism for an erection


 No.254044

File: 5dd1acbb1ace6ae⋯.png (2.69 MB, 1080x1350, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.254045

File: 23a2d056b1feaed⋯.png (912.15 KB, 639x634, 639:634, ClipboardImage.png)

Target Lizbef


 No.254046

>>254044

Dog reminds me of my old family dog

He was a very good boy


 No.254047

>>254009

Very good, I think there's about 5 left


 No.254048

>>254028

I'll Fuck you up cunt


 No.254049

File: d56ef51fcb56092⋯.mp4 (1.41 MB, 640x800, 4:5, 57340687_125739011928621_7….mp4)


 No.254050

>>254048

I heard you set fire to that nortry damn church thing in frogland


 No.254051

>>254043

It takes two hands to handle a whopper.


 No.254052

>>254050

It actually was Possum


 No.254053

>>254052

what a fedora-tier thing to do


 No.254054

cruisey edit the board css to play rumpshaker by wrex n effect


 No.254055

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.254056

>>254055

the bluegrass version of this is lit


 No.254057

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>254054

No he should play this

REEEEEEEEE


 No.254058

>>254045

Low quality small poo there


 No.254059

>>254049

Fuck Tyndale


 No.254060

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.254061

>>254057

NEET GANG

NEET LYFE


 No.254062

>>254061

PEPE ON MY WRIST


 No.254063

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.254064

did a small poo


 No.254065

b1g = small


 No.254066

or b1g p00 = small p00


 No.254067

big dick


 No.254068

small poo small poo


 No.254069

tendies


 No.254070

small poo big jew


 No.254071

Slow thread unna


 No.254072

neckbeard


 No.254073

File: ce36a864dbeb36a⋯.jpg (126.73 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, Australia_Aboriginal_Cultu….jpg)

>tfw oppressed


 No.254074

>>254071

big slampig


 No.254075

jessica mauboy


 No.254076

>>254049

Is that Rundle Mall?


 No.254077

>>254076

of course


 No.254078

big rape


 No.254079

I've been smashing maths work all day at uni. Actually had a productive day for once.


 No.254080

>>254079

how many decimal inches is 5'13.6 fl. oz?


 No.254081


 No.254082

metamucil


 No.254083

Drinking warm beer in my cumstained underwear looking at pics of the ex and wondering where everything went so tragically fucking wrong in my life


 No.254084

>>254083

it's time for a comeback mate

you can't live like this


 No.254085

>>254083

You need to seek help.


 No.254086

Dominos 2 for 1 Tuesday delivered code: 102773

Excludes vegan


 No.254087

>>254083

Meh, I do that except I have no ex to look at pictures of.


 No.254088

>>254085

How? I'm broke


 No.254089

>>254088

Robbery


 No.254090

Must be good being Cruisey and coming home to the smell of chitlins being cooked.


 No.254091

>>254088

go see a bulk billing gp


 No.254092


 No.254093

>>254083

>Drinking warm beer in my cumstained underwear looking at pics of the ex

Romantic!


 No.254094

Going to see Dr Pajeet to ask him to remove a cyst that is getting bigger. It has popped once before and recently popped when I was taking some antibiotics. The dam sack is still there and I want him to remove it, or I will be getting skin numbing cream and doing it myself.


 No.254095

>>254091

How will a gp help me

I need to fix my personal issues myself


 No.254096

>>254095

They can refer you to a psychologist and prescribe some medication, some psychologist bulk bill so theres no gap fees to pay.


 No.254097

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

>>254095

>I need to fix my personal issues myself

I am a licensed and I can cure these issues for (You).


 No.254098

>>254095

It's also evident that you cannot fix your personal issues by yourself, you have tried for so long and constantly end up back at square one, what ever it is that's wrong with you is completely out of your hands or control.


 No.254099

Shire is Cindy making a good housewife?


 No.254100

>>254099

So far so good, she's cooking some dinner.


 No.254101

>>254095

You don't seem in a frame of mind to make any changes. Therapy and medication help a lot of people and could get you on a more even keel so you are better able to move forward. What do you have to lose mate? seems like you are at rockbottom


 No.254102

>>254100

Good to hear. What is she preparing?


 No.254103

>>254102

Lamb chops mash potato and some veggies.


 No.254104

>>254103

A hearty meal. I approve.


 No.254105

Just about finished this zoloft taper and I feel worse. Been in a bit of a funk. Not sure if this better than the weird ssri numbness.


 No.254106

>>254101

Gotta say, those anti-depressants the dr gave me a month ago have started working pretty good, my anxiety is still a bit of an issue but it's cleared up my depression significantly, hopefully it's just not placebo I can also achieve an erection again without the dickpills


 No.254107

>>254106

Get Cindy to take one for a lady boner.


 No.254108

>>254107

Isn't there a specific cunnypill for women?


 No.254109

>>254108

Probably.

I know they discovered Viagra works on women much the same as men.


 No.254110

>>254109

Interesting.


 No.254111

>>254106

Yeah they do work. They took things down to a kinda manageable level when I had my sperg breakdown last year and I was able to keep working. The brainfog, bouts of confusion and feeling emotionally cold is what got to me.


 No.254112

>>254103

a keeper for certain.


 No.254113

>>254111

I kinda wonder of those pills would help me even if I have a personal thing about not taking them


 No.254114

>>254110

It's just a blood vessel dilator, and guess what vagoos have plenty of?


 No.254115

>>254111

I get the brainfog or kind of like a haziness around 3pm when I knock off that lasts into the evening, but in the morning when I take it my energy goes up quite a bit, almost slightly euphoric.


 No.254116

>>254114

>guess what vagoos have plenty of?

Piss?


 No.254117

>>254115

>in the morning when I take it my energy goes up quite a bit, almost slightly euphoric.

that could just be a side effect of being well fed, well fucked and well rested.


 No.254118

Also get really bad hangovers from just drinking a six pack, so I've been avoiding Dan a fair bit.

>>254117

Maybe.


 No.254119

>>254118

When I first started alcohol would hit me very hard likewise with the hangovers. Once I had been on 3 months I could drink like a boong again.


 No.254120

>>254098

No one can help me.

I refuse to see a psychologist because of the poor experiences I have had in the past and I don't want to take anti-depressant medication either.

Every time something positive happens to me something happens shortly after that beings me back even deeper into this pit of despair than before.

All I really need to cure myself of this bullshit is some stability, the constant crippling stress is killing me. I should definitely put the drink down too but that kind of goes the same way - drinking little and infrequently and then a 12 pack a day for a week when shit hits the fan.

I don't have a strong mental fortitude, thats the core of my problems.


 No.254121

>>254120

You need a hobby, someway to have a good group of IRL friends


 No.254122

>>254120

You almost need to move back in with your folks and let your old man smack the bullshit out of you every other day.


 No.254123

Join the Hobbyist Proctology Club


 No.254124

>>254121

I can never stick to a hobby, I get bored after a week. I dunno how people do it, all I 'enjoy' is drinking and escapism and imagining an alternative life for myself


 No.254125

>>254123

He's doing plenty of that kind of introspection tonight.


 No.254126

>>254122

The old man abused you a bit too much which is why you're head is a bit out UNNA


 No.254127

>>254124

don't forget complaining


 No.254128

>>254124

Get a motorbike.


 No.254129

>>254124

I guess you got to pick the right hobby, the right hobby is the escapism


 No.254130

>>254126

oh really?


 No.254131

>>254128

I nearly bought a bike of sorts on Sunday.

https://www.paramountbrowns.com.au/products/surplus-motorbike-frame/

These things retail for $600 USD still. I can get a front wheel online for about $50 USD.

There are youtube clips dedicated to hotting them up. Basically removing the governor, replacing the valve springs, and putting a decent air filter and exchaust on. And a slightly smaller sprocket on the rear wheel.


 No.254132

>>254128

I'd like to. I think it'd help with my confidence in general.

Just need the cash


 No.254133

>>254129

Part of having a hobby is also befriending people and shooting the shit once a week.


 No.254134


 No.254135

>>254132

>help with my confidence

I think I know what you mean, but don't place all your faith in an inanimate object to improve your lot. This is like middle aged losers buying a hot car and thinking they can suddenly pull 19 year old girls because of it.


 No.254136

>>254133

(and this is a positive)


 No.254137

>>254131

lol that'd be fun to fuck around with

>>254132

It might not do much for your confidence, but for me, going out for a ride on the weekend is kind of like therapy or meditation, just you, the road and the bike, nothing else matters.


 No.254138

>>254135

Thats not what I mean, I think there would be something about the danger and responsibility that comes with it.

I'm rather intimidated by motorcyclists and keep my distance, I've also noticed that they're generally pretty cool, alpha type guys


 No.254139

>>254066

You're very clever.


 No.254140

>>254131

I didn't go through with it because I'd spend a weekend and a couple of hundred bucks fiddling with it, then do a couple of (illegal) laps of the street, then put it away again. And being 130kg probably negates any performance improvements done.


 No.254141

>>254084

That's the attitude.


 No.254142

>>254138

Yeah, that's fine. Getting into shooting made me a bit more responsible.


 No.254143

>>254086

>Excludes vegan

racists


 No.254144

>>254142

I've always wanted to give shooting a go, all the shits that's involved in getting a licence and storing the guns seems like too much of a hassle though.


 No.254145

>>254090

She only eats Kosher


 No.254146

>>254100

Good woman.


 No.254147

>>254103

And cooks like an Irish lass. Very good.


 No.254148

>>254144

You can always rock up at a club and have a go. If you're not an obvious fuckwit, everybody will be extremely receptive and helpful to you.

Some of those old blokes are actually very interesting and funny guys too.

Licensing isn't too bad, but you'll need a safe if you want any sort of firearm, and a decent one will cost as much as whatever first gun you're looking at, so 2x expense.

It's usually pretty GF friendly too, and most young women are actually better than the guys to start with.


 No.254149

>>254142

How hard was it to join a range?

I was on crazy pills so I've presumed they won't let me do it.


 No.254150

>>254148

I've used guns before, my uncle has a bunch of rifles and one of my friends has a rifle and some really old single shot 410 shotgun, it's mainly the safe I'm worried about, either have to get one that's over 300kg I think or one that's bolted to the ground. Also don't like the idea of the cops rocking up to my place to inspect everything.


 No.254151

>>254149

If you want to join a club you're supposed to have police approval (which comes with getting a firearms license), but you can start attending before you've even lodged paperwork and the club can make that process easier.

You're supposed to declare that you're of sound mind and haven't been committed for being a psycho.

If you've been treated for depression in the past and you didn't say anything outrageously stupid to the psych, you should be OK.

If you did something sufficient for the psych to contact the authorities than you're probably going to have trouble.


 No.254152

Volunteered today for 8 hours


 No.254153

>>254152

Good lad


 No.254154

>>254150

150kg is the requirement for a free standing safe.

Anything with 3mm steel walls that is bolted to wall and/or floor is also fine.

I've been inspected once in about 15 years, and that was pretty painless. They smirked at the golliwog doll on my gun bench, and ignored the German WWII memorabilia.


 No.254155

>>254152

Got any puzzle sets yet?


 No.254156

>>254154

>golliwog doll on my gun bench

lel


 No.254157

Feel like cruisey is rather fed up with my self-destructive behaviour of late.


 No.254158

>>254154

>Ah yes I see this Black Doll is of your best friends wife, very nice mister, I'm also going to ignore that Massive Nazi Naval Flag and the lifesize Hitler Sex Doll


 No.254159

>>254157

Nobody is fed up with you, more annoyed at the repetitive cycle and the lack of advice embracement.


 No.254160

Do fit2work applications usually take long to process? I filled one out today for the job


 No.254161

>>254151

Cool, I think it'd be a good scene tbh and a decent hobby.


 No.254162

>>254157

What ever you do, do it well.

Read in to that if you like.


 No.254163

>>254158

They realise they're intruding, and once they see that you're reasonably sane and polite and everything is in a safe, they relax.

A lot.

Maybe I got lucky, but they were genuinely interested in my collection, particularly the WWII Russian sniper rifle and the couple of fancy modern target rifles I own.

Deep down most straight blokes have fairly common interests. Sheilas, weapons, blowing shit up, big engines, etc.


 No.254164

>>254158

>best friends wife

Naw


 No.254165

>>254163

>Ah I was going to call you out for the Hitler Sex Doll but you have a Stalin Sex Doll too, as well as a Tony Abbott one so I guess you're just a NasBoong

>>254164

*Misso


 No.254166

>>254008

I got fined in Perth for blowing under the legal BAC, got told to go to the nearest bottleshop


 No.254167

How do I integrate back into society and find hobbies and friends and stuff to do?

I genuinely don't know how to do that

I don't know how I'd pick up a sport by myself, if I joined a footy club I'd know no one and they would all have years of experience whereas I can barely kick straight.

There's no hobbies that really interest me unfortunately, and theres nothing I'm good at


 No.254168

>>254166

When I got done for blowing .089, the fucker tried claiming I was doing 71 in a 50 zone. He chose 71 specifically because greater than 20 above the posted limit is a separate charge in SA.

Magistrate agreed with me that he was full of shit.


 No.254169

>>254167

You need to establish a routine.


 No.254170

>>254167

If you like doing stuff with your hands, one of those Men's Shed things might be worth checking out.


 No.254171

File: 132f7acd091fb48⋯.png (441.38 KB, 768x512, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.254172

>>254160

Mine took 3 days or something


 No.254173

>>254171

One of the reasons my instrument lessons suck is at the start I realise what I missed out on in my late teens / early twenties.


 No.254174

>>254167

Well people have mentioned shooting, I'd suggest wargaming, I think there are casual sports thingos here and there that are for fun rather than you being good or not


 No.254175

>>254171

you're a wizard 'arry


 No.254176

>>254171

R A P E


 No.254177

>>254173

Most of that is just hollywood, although I had a hollywood love thing in my teens. Fucked me forever.


 No.254178


 No.254179

File: 26dd99b919ee011⋯.png (61.45 KB, 1158x402, 193:67, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b3ea6b6d70f731f⋯.png (79.26 KB, 818x701, 818:701, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e72b15a55149c9c⋯.png (26.45 KB, 539x328, 539:328, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6fbd7f737cdb67f⋯.png (4.62 KB, 327x216, 109:72, ClipboardImage.png)

Word math


 No.254180

>>254177

Oh I'm not inexecuated with her specifically or anything like that, just at the start of the lesson when she talks about what she was up to the past week etc.


 No.254181

Bitch should learn to keep her fucking mouth shut and pluck the fucking strings.


 No.254182

>>254179

Dinsosaur's and CP

Ulrick and DPs

Complimenting Windows XP

no thanks


 No.254183

>>254180

inexecuat3d somehow became inexecuated?

cruisey you dumb shit


 No.254184

File: 54677c08ae5dfad⋯.png (54.52 KB, 490x363, 490:363, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e24eebb00884e52⋯.png (96.75 KB, 626x414, 313:207, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a74ccbbdbd2f05e⋯.png (37.92 KB, 808x293, 808:293, ClipboardImage.png)

File: de0d95714589eea⋯.png (13.85 KB, 343x287, 49:41, ClipboardImage.png)

The fuck is this stuff?


 No.254185

>>254183

f4t == exec

ducking cunt


 No.254186

>>254174

I considered wargaming, did it as a teen but its too expensive to pretend to enjoy just for the possibility of making friends

No girls there either


 No.254187

>>254182

The DP is whats needed to convince Ulrick


 No.254188

>>254180

>inexecuated

Hunger lust.


 No.254189

>>254186

Not everything has to be about Women you Incel fuck, in fact Wargaming is probably better because there is basically no women, makes it more real and less manipulative

exec


 No.254190

>>254185

Only two to go!


 No.254191

>>254181

She's alright.


 No.254192

>>254190

Have I found the most in the last two days?


 No.254193

>>254189

Faggot neckbeard

I wanna plow some bitches


 No.254194

>>254192

What ones have you found?


 No.254195

computer science bitch


 No.254196

>>254194

nigger

tabitha

fat

some other one i forgot yesterday


 No.254197

>>254193

So you're driven by pointless hedonism, and hence you get confused why you can't find any meaning or belonging in your life

Maybe consider the fact that that your pointless search of meaningless "pleasure" is causing you to be depressed It also means Slaanesh would be a good fit for you


 No.254198

>>254196

Out of 26, I'll need to check.


 No.254199

Can we keep f@t = executive?


 No.254200

>>254184

A decision tree for Tone to decide which order to rape the boongs in for maximum misery.


 No.254201


 No.254202

glowinthedarkcianigger

glow in the dark cia nigger


 No.254203

>>254197

I'm burdened by it, not driven by it. Yes I want a hobby and friends for the sake of them, but I would also prefer somewhere with even a small possibility of meeting women


 No.254204

>>254201

I was asking the Gen, I refuse o look into the internet past this board or google images.


 No.254205

>>254204

don't worry it just says wat i said with more words


 No.254206

wickedwings


 No.254207

retard


 No.254208

dumbdumb


 No.254209

brenton tarrant


 No.254210

>>254154

>golliwog doll

I've been meaning to pick one of those up, I'm sure my grandmother has one lying around.

>>254179

>>254184

I do not understand any of this and I am content with it.


 No.254211

>>254192

No

I found Dexies, Cuck, Drugs, Meth, Kike, Monaro, Boong, Queer, Shitbourne, Depressed and Monk


 No.254212

>>254210

>golliwog doll

I had one and doggo ripped it up.


 No.254213

trivago girl

ford girl


 No.254214

>>254184

>>254179

I think it is a way of formalizing sentence structure for computers.


 No.254215

Actually I might not of found boong on 2nd thought, but all the others 100%


 No.254216

Coon Cheese


 No.254217

>>254216

Can we bring back the coon word filter?


 No.254218

>>254211

cunnygrool

spacejamnigger

mogged


 No.254219

cumdies


 No.254220

>>254215

I found faggot and possibly boong but the whole thread is a haze to me due to dan.


 No.254221

>>254217

and the dexie one


 No.254222

lizard

dardy


 No.254223

Any suggestions for uber eats? getting sick of pepperoni pizza


 No.254224

>>254220

I know, I found Queer not Faggot


 No.254225

>>254223

Get a burger


 No.254226

>>254223

schittys are good

any sort of chicken or roast carvery place

kebabs


 No.254227

Homosexual Negros within the Cosmos


 No.254228

Rape Prone Boongs in the Alley behind Dan's


 No.254229

octane

195

198

premium

unleaded


 No.254230

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.254231

>>254223

Eat the indian doing the delivery.


 No.254232

>>254227

I got warned by a Mod on a Pokemon Simulator for calling my pokemon that once


 No.254233

dexie


 No.254234

>>254230

dexie

coon

fat


 No.254235

sniff


 No.254236

>>254235

Some good paint unna


 No.254237

>>254234

I'm a slow cunt


 No.254238

NK's double dick UNNA magic pill


 No.254239

>>254232

I told a female police officer with a pokemon tatto in Hindley St that I wanted to squirtle on her jigglypuffs once and her colleagues looked like they were going to beat me.


 No.254240

dickpills


 No.254241

exec Cruisey's Misso eating NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes


 No.254242

>>254235

that's a good one

>>254238

oh I got it wrong

NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNA


 No.254243

>>254239

lol, next time ask her if she wants to see your weedle

>>254242

Keep it as that


 No.254244

>>254237

It's okay, it makes NKs job easier.


 No.254245

petr0l


 No.254246

NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAe


 No.254247

>>254246

He told us he spells it differently.


 No.254248

it's D3XIE not D3XI you boong UNNA


 No.254249

sniff


 No.254250

roids

steroids

poo steroids

poosteroids

haemorrhoids

anus grapes


 No.254251


 No.254252

I spoke to a woman on the train today and she had a strangely attractive voice. No discernible accent to my ear (ie she was a middle class South Australian.) but it is probably the only time in my life I've actually thought a woman's voice was noteworthy for its attractiveness. All the others have been either 'normal' or unattractive.


 No.254253

lol sniff is sniff how many is left cruisey boy


 No.254254

>>254248

He should know.


 No.254255

File: ba7fec9509c12f9⋯.jpeg (18.17 KB, 710x400, 71:40, smugp.jpeg)

>>254252

did she look like this


 No.254256

fascism


 No.254257

>>254253

I just added that one.

The last two that were left were shit.


 No.254258

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.254259

>>254257

What were they?


 No.254260

>>254257

what were they?


 No.254261

>>254257

poo and toilet?


 No.254262

Maybe we could make a competition where a word filter will be created each week and the neet that figures it out gets to name the next thread?


 No.254263

Shit poopoo pee asscum defecation metamucil fiber camel


 No.254264

>>254259

>>254260

tran ny

and

co ke


 No.254265

>>254262

I like that idea


 No.254266

>>254262

It would only be every sixth thread, so I doubt it would detract from quality.


 No.254267

seroquel (You)


 No.254268

(You)

seroquel


 No.254269

>>254262

Yeah that works. I'll try and make it relate to some shit that you all say or a topic that I think was noteworthy.


 No.254270

>>254264

lol, I specifically said cocaine and not seroquel hence why I gave up but (You) got me


 No.254271

Could we get Tone = Therapist ?


 No.254272

Maybe I should start working out again


 No.254273

(You) are a sniff


 No.254274

>>254271

Tony should become big dick tony


 No.254275

>>254274

Big Bone Onion Love?


 No.254276

>>254275

Big Dick T0ne is what that should be.


 No.254277

>>254275

Tony is like an Ogre, they both like Onions and grot boongs are scared of them


 No.254278

Big Dick Onion Love therapist unna


 No.254279

Indiana Jones 2 is on tonight.

I called that other NEET's Mummybot and he has been lying about the secret TV channel and chocolate ice cream. He is now grounded.


 No.254280

lol


 No.254281

I like Cruisey and prefer him but I still kind of miss Possum.

Keep the text spoilered so they don't hear us talking about them.


 No.254282

>>254279

>grounded

Lol, where was he going to go? Dan delivers these days.


 No.254283

Onion Love


 No.254284

>>254281

At first I was scared about the word filters but quickly I notice board posting quality is through the roof


 No.254285

Onion Loved Muscles


 No.254286

>>254284

At first I was alone, I was petrified.


 No.254287

Somebody once Told me Tony's Gunna Rape me

I ain't the smartest boong in the thread


 No.254288

What are you guys talking about?


 No.254289

>>254288

Raping boongs.


 No.254290

*-*spoiler*-*


 No.254291

NO SECRETS


 No.254292

Going to buy some printer Onion Lover today.


 No.254293

>>254290

Please don't.


 No.254294

>>254281

I miss the marsupial too.


 No.254295

>>254286

*-*Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side*-*

*-*But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong*-*

*-*And I grew strong*-*

*-*And I learned how to play with my dong*-*

*-*And so you're back*-*

*-*From power rack*-*

*-*I just walked in to find you here with that baseball bat up your crack*-*


 No.254296

Surely Onion Love would be loaded with STIs from raping so many boongs?


 No.254297

>>254295

Cruisey did you fuck up double asterisks?


 No.254298

lol


 No.254299

He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb

In the shape of an fork in my asshole


 No.254300

Testing


 No.254301


 No.254302

maori

poojeeta

gooklady

flog


 No.254303

>>254302

>maori

GET OFF ME BOARD UNNA


 No.254304

Well, the boong start cuming and they don't stop cuming

Fingered to the grool and I hit the ground unning


 No.254305

>>254269

What day would the new tradition start on?


 No.254306

>>254303

When you're hit by a jug

in a New Zealand pub …

That's A-Maori!


 No.254307

Didn't make sense not to live for Onion Loves

Your Bum feels good but your ass feels hurt


 No.254308

>>254305

Thursday.


 No.254309

So much to Boong, so much to be

So what's wrong with taking it from Tony?


 No.254310

You'll never know if you don't goon

You'll never noong if you don't boong


 No.254311

Going to have a neet nap to make sure I have enough energy for my neet sleep tonight. Good night neets, I'll see you in an hour or so.


 No.254312

hey now you're a faggot


 No.254313

>>254311

Dream a little boong of me.


 No.254314

Hey now, you're an abo

Get your goon on, go Eags

Hey now, there's an Abbott

Who'll rape ya an, get paid

Bravo Dan we love you

Only NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAed kurris get Sovreignty


 No.254315

Should I record Boong Star


 No.254316


 No.254317

Don't blame it on the unna shite

Don't blame it on the Cruisey's Misso fight

Don't blame it on goon times

Blame it on the boong-ie


 No.254318

>>254317

get rid of the c00n filter


 No.254319

File: da73fb597b4dd81⋯.jpg (66.66 KB, 724x752, 181:188, detectivepepe.jpg)


 No.254320

Can someone create a pastebin of all the words that are now filtered?


 No.254321

>>254318

I am getting conflicting requests.


 No.254322

>>254321

keep it


 No.254323

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.254324

>>254323

you're about to dick down Cindy, right?


 No.254325

>>254323

Lol fantastic


 No.254326

>>254324

Maybe later when we go to bed.


 No.254327

>>254326

oh ok

when you got dick pills you were posting rock music in between bouts


 No.254328

>>254327

Hah yeah, I just find the 30yo boomer meme amusing, while I do listen to a lot of music from that era, I never listened to it when I was younger, mostly listened to korn, metallica, grinspoon , offspring and greenday which I don't listen to at all anymore.


 No.254329

>>254326

How were the chops?


 No.254330

Shire do you use condoms?

I never did with the misso, she wasnt on the pill either

I've had 3 major scares in my life but I still think its worth it


 No.254331

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.254332

Smashed down a hunger tamers box while listening to the blockheads.


 No.254333

>>254331

I used to have a baroque tribute to them, Kashmir sounds awesome on woodwinds and strings.


 No.254334

>>254330

It doesn't cost anything for her to fall down the stairs.


 No.254335

>>254329

Really good, she got the chops from the butcher, however here mash potato isn't as good as my mum's, however the baked potatoes she makes are incredible, better than mum's.

>>254330

First few months we used condoms, we both got tested to rule out any sti's and she got on the pill so we no longer use condoms.


 No.254336

Accidentally ripped the passenger side mirror off my car while I was reversing today


 No.254337

>>254335

How does it affect her mood? Ex-ex gf took it for a bit, made her into a hormonal bitch. Wouldn't want it if that were the case for most women.


 No.254338

>>254336

Spewing


 No.254339

>>254335

roast potatoes trump mash and baked


 No.254340

>>254339

My mash is better than your roast.


 No.254341

>>254337

She's been on it for a while and I haven't noticed much difference, I mean it's not perfect, we have our little arguments occasionally but she's never flipped out and started going crazy or anything.

>>254339

What's the difference between roasting and baking? temperature or something? I usually get a leg of lamb on Sunday and throw it on the weber and she bakes the potatoes and other vegies in the oven, puts paprika and a few other spices and herbs, they crisp up really good, nice and crunchy.


 No.254342

>>254341

>What's the difference between roasting and baking?

A baked potato typically has the skin left on with nothing done to it.

A roast potato is skinned and covered in oil and sometimes scratched up and comes out like a giant chip.


 No.254343

>>254342

>A baked potato typically has the skin left on with nothing done to it.

and also usually wrapped in alfoil to cook so the skin doesn't go funny.


 No.254344

>>254342

>A roast potato is skinned and covered in oil and sometimes scratched up and comes out like a giant chip.

Okay, that's how the missus does it, she scours it with a fork, puts some oil and spices on it.


 No.254345

>>254344

Also removes the skin


 No.254346

>>254337

there's some broscience that suggests some link between the availability of the female pill and crazyness in women


 No.254347

>>254336

I did that reversing into the shed. Didn't full on snap but the mirror was fucked. Luckily the electrics still worked. Got my based independent mechanics to get some new glass cut for fuck all.


 No.254348

>>254279

I can still wank thou


 No.254349

>>254346

I fully believe it


 No.254351

>>254334

Oh you!


 No.254352

>>254351

They must think I'm made of coat hangers


 No.254353

>>254347

Had an EF Falcon years ago with a bunged mirror, the mirror was fine but the mount or clips for it were fucked, ended up super gluing it in place, lasted for a while until I parked in one of those pay parking places in the city, I guess one of the employees went around folding in everyones mirrors, came back and it was dangling by the cable and the mirror cracked.


 No.254354

>>254352

*honk* *honk*


 No.254355

File: d411ec5ae6b7a5b⋯.jpg (2.92 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190416202310.jpg)

>>254338

>>254347

To be honest, it wasn't entirely ripped off, it's just in very bad shape. The casing of the mirror is gone and I haven't checked if the electrics still work yet


 No.254356

>>254355

should be fixable/replaceable


 No.254357

>>254355

The electrics are probably fine, the problem is you probably can't just get a new mirror, you'll need to get the housing for it and everything.


 No.254358

>>254357

He should just put a picture of a road in it and call it a day


 No.254359

>>254357

Would be quicker to go to a wrecker


 No.254360

>>254358

lmao, ingenious.

>>254359

The best bet.


 No.254361

Sniff was $1.50 a liter at the BP. I only go there because its staffed by white people and not smelly Indians who poo in the fuel


 No.254362

Starting to feel hungry.

Haven't cooked since last week.

Might order more booze, had a 6 pack in 3 hours


 No.254363

>>254361

Fucking School holidays+Easter, it was a $1.58 for regular 91 and $1.55 for E10 at the servo I regularly go to.


 No.254364

>>254361

I thought poo makes the car go faster?


 No.254365

>>254364

You're not wrong, methane is something like 120 octane, but you would need to specifically tune the engine for it to get any power improvements.


 No.254366

>>254363

I filled up yesterday for $1.49 for 95 as I saw other sniff stations putting their price up on Fuel Check app.


 No.254367

>>254365

Is that why the Astra goes a little faster than normal?


 No.254368

>>254367

It's possible, with a proper dyno tune you could potentially get an extra 20kw or so over power if you exclusively run it on fart gas, however I'm not sure how long the engine would last with the higher temperatures.


 No.254369

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

These run on nitromethane, it's just methane with a nitro group added to it.


 No.254370

Saw a flattened possum on my travels today and it made me sad for it and for us


 No.254371

>>254370

Sad indeed.


 No.254372

What is everyone eating/drinking/listening/doing


 No.254373

>>254372

I'm lying in bed


 No.254374

File: 00ba6319517eded⋯.png (134.8 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.254375

ever tried cbd oil neets? mum brought some home, seems alright, feeling a bit calmer, could be placebo


 No.254376

>>254375

Never tried it but have heard it can reduce anxiety and stuff like that.


 No.254377

>>254375

Can you inject it?


 No.254378

>>254377

You can inject anything if you try hard enough


 No.254379

>>254378

What I really wanted to know is, can you put it in a spoon and heat it up withaa lighter like heroin?


 No.254380

Gonna watch my favourite movie: Kingdom of Heaven


 No.254381

>>254379

You need to inject some church into your lifeveins, neet


 No.254382

Goanna was my favourite meal


 No.254383

>>254381

I believe the rust from the heroin spoon makes it better.


 No.254384

>>254381

Only scared mother fuckers go to church.


 No.254385

Cruisey's Misso told me so


 No.254386

>>254384

In life there are only scared mother fuckers and liars


 No.254387

Cruisey's Misso NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAed


 No.254388

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.254389

Holy fuck there is heaps of keif in my grinder


 No.254390

>>254389

who is Keif?


 No.254391

I wonder if Posso is using this time off to help build an alliance with the possums living luxuriously in his shed?


 No.254392

>>254390

An expired old man


 No.254393

>>254391

Those possums now know he is alone and in a vulnerable mental state


 No.254394

>>254390

Craig's cousin.


 No.254395

>>254393

I wonder if they will give him a piece of orange.


 No.254396

File: a884ff3ef6f079c⋯.jpg (209.23 KB, 900x600, 3:2, aske.jpg)

Did anyone see the concert recently?


 No.254397

>>254396

Fucking wew

That said I'm pretty against Cucktianity but the Notre Dame Shit is depressing

I mean not even Icons are safe from time and Niggers


 No.254398

>>254396

Nah, been too busy wanking tbh


 No.254399


 No.254400

>>254398

That spire will be your penis if you don't slow down


 No.254401

File: 99c91408592ac9b⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1041x841, 1041:841, varg runescape.png)


 No.254402

>>254400

It is, after each wank it descends quite suddenly and then rises back to life for another wank


 No.254403

Goon night.


 No.254404

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>254372

just had a cuppa, listening to:


 No.254405

>>254403

good night


 No.254406

>>254404

Having a cuppa this late is a little risque


 No.254407

File: 1af0514902e715e⋯.png (46.79 KB, 300x100, 3:1, 17cc5cceaac62cbc8548171368….png)


 No.254408

>>254380

Is that the 80s film with a fair bit of T&A and the dude gets his balls chopped off?


 No.254409

You're thinking of game of thrones


 No.254410

>>254363

I paid $1.80 something last night for 98


 No.254411

>>254369

His anus must have been red raw after that drag


 No.254412

>>254375

Just smoke bud


 No.254413

>>254406

nah, I'm NEETing the next two months.

I cut back on coffee consumption a while ago, I try not to have caffeine after 6pm these days.


 No.254414

>>254412

makes me paz the fuck out nowadays unfortunately


 No.254415

>>254369

>nitromethane

A group of tribal elders sniffing this is what created the dreamtime.


 No.254416

>>254408

Stealing Heaven was the film I was thinking of. Ironically set in Notre Damn


 No.254417

Starting to realise this life might just be an eternity of carrying my load

Maybe I'll never be really happy, but maybe I just have to keep keeping on anyway

Maybe I'm finally giving in to the misery


 No.254418

>>254372

I was watching deuce bigalo. It was pretty shit.


 No.254419

>>254375

Is your mum a new age hippy?


 No.254420

>>254418

Are you going to become a man whore?


 No.254421

Where is cheesy?


 No.254422


 No.254423

>>254420

Maybe I will become the John


 No.254424

>>254417

You need to grasp it with two hands and unload all over life's pretty face.


 No.254425

The work week is half over.


 No.254426

File: 8af59b3687e7f3c⋯.jpg (76.1 KB, 500x484, 125:121, b6ef89a5c4b15b73f0dd864517….jpg)

Ex-misso is uploading short clips of her being really cute with her brothers kids on instagram to spite me


 No.254427

>>254426

>to spite me

Maybe she's doing things without you in mind.

You need to move on or fight back.


 No.254428

>>254419

nah she works with autistic kids, a lot of their mums seem to be though


 No.254429

>>254428

She had lots of practice.


 No.254430

>>254427

We had always disagreed on attitudes towards raising children

This is her telling me that she wants children, just none with me


 No.254431

>>254429

thankfully im just a quiet reserved sperg without many outbursts, other than the occasional hole in the wall


 No.254432

>>254431

Don’t shout in the gloryhole


 No.254433

>>254430

Why are you even following her on social media?


 No.254434

>254452

Wicked palindrome coming up


 No.254435

I cooked some chicken in the oven but it was still a bit pink. I microwaved and it would boil and hiss but was still pink so I put in back the oven. It was still ever so slightly pink when I ate it. I really hope I don't food poisoning.


 No.254436

>>254435

Jesus Christ, I can't believe I just typed that. What the fuck is happening to my grasp of the English language?


 No.254437

>>254436

At least you're eating

I'm having beer for dinner


 No.254438

What are you blokes up to


 No.254439

>>254437

I'm having goon for desert.


 No.254440

>>254438

I'm worried I'm going to get food poisoning whilst writing out my uni notes in LaTeX like a true autist.


 No.254441

>>254439

I can tell.


 No.254442

That's enough for today. Good night friends.


 No.254443

>>254442

good night


 No.254444

File: dba431142486792⋯.png (81.08 KB, 210x180, 7:6, BoongWizard.png)

CHECK EM

YA DUMB DOGS


 No.254445

>>254444

Four fours, very impressive. The question is, can a boong count to four?


 No.254446

Seeing a boong drinking goon from a lemonade bottle always amuses me.


 No.254447

You could do a documentary on the drinking habits of ausneets posters and how the modern Australian binge drinking culture pushes some over the edge


 No.254448

no school tomorrow, might have a late one and get lambed


 No.254449

>>254446

I did that a few times when I was drinking underage in public.

>>254447

That would unironically be a decent docu


 No.254450

File: 05bb692d9218044⋯.png (140.81 KB, 253x348, 253:348, BoongWizard2.png)

>>254445

A boong doesn't need to count.

A boong is never incorrect.


 No.254451

>>254430

I made my first son out of cum tissues, raised him right and now he's at uni


 No.254452

Watching employable me.


 No.254453

>>254451

An inspiration to all NEETs indeed.


 No.254454

>>254433

Because he needs to be more depressed


 No.254455

had a fair bit of that cbd oil earlier and a couple of beers, feeling very nice, almost like how smoking used to make me feel when I had a 30 cones a day tolerance, just comfy and boy I missed that drowsy eye feel, hope mommybot can get some more


 No.254456

Rate my movie plot

An unwelltodo 26 year old Australian man from the suburbs of Brisbane becomes the legal defacto mate to a woman with a child. They live together, pay bills together, work menial low-skilled jobs together and manage to make a sustainable but uncomfortable life together. Our main character, the troglodyte ex-NEET man has a poor history of employment, troubles with social skills and maintaining relationships combined with a history of depression, but one day is beset with the issue of his female companion fleeing the state, never to return. He's now the most appropriate legal guardian for her child whom he has raised from the ages 5-7 and is troubled by the ethical choice of whether to continue parenting this young boy who considers him a execher figure, or leaving the boy to the mercy of the state and all the foster home issues it holds.

What does the NEET do


 No.254457

>>254456

depends whether the child is of indigenous, caucasian or "other" decent.

>Indigenous:

The NEET takes him out bush (preferably Arnhem Land) and helps raise him in the traditional rituals of his ancestors, allowing him the knowledge of his rich cultural heritage.

>Caucasian

The NEET introduces him to goon culture, the significance of wanking and helps him get a well paid job preferably a trade as a brickie, plumber or sparky.

>Other

The NEET deports him to the country of his mothers birth, allowing the kid to immerse himself in his original cultural heritage. The last thing the kid hears before boarding a boat back to his homeland is the NEET whispering in his ear, "fuck off, we're full".


 No.254458

>>254456

decent plot though unna


 No.254459

File: 2f1d8d06437e733⋯.jpg (37.42 KB, 700x550, 14:11, 1505456360086.jpg)

not going to work tomorrow lol


 No.254460

>>254459

you boong


 No.254461

FINANCIAL STRESS


 No.254462

SUBSTANTIAL MESS


 No.254463

SEVERELY DEPRESSED


 No.254464

wish you guys didn't inadvertently enable my drinking


 No.254465

>>254464

we will all give up the piss to help you


 No.254466

>>254464

Subconscious influence is usually stronger then conscious influence.

>>254465

It's alcohol free April after all.


 No.254467

>>254466

all sub conscious in conscious for me lad don't worry


 No.254468

12 beers did barely anything

Fuck


 No.254469

Craig has big dick, Dan has small dick. Free Harry Potter with every goon


 No.254470

Stale peanuts for dinner


 No.254471

Had my soul sucked into a computer monitor at an early age


 No.254472


 No.254473

File: 83039605c53a032⋯.jpg (119.6 KB, 1254x836, 3:2, baby-boomers.jpg)

I believe in God because I have to believe in something (judeo-christian boomer)

How can I believe in god when the church does what they've been doing? (atheist boomer)


 No.254474


 No.254475

>>254473

I think most humans just have an instinctive need to believe in something so they can virtue signal at each other. Most of those who don't embrace religion wind up as sjw's instead.


 No.254476

>>254475

or they wind up as depressed NEETs


 No.254477

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.


 No.254478

File: a3e5b7e34e90f01⋯.png (368.87 KB, 700x467, 700:467, ClipboardImage.png)

>>254475

>>254477

Good morning friends.

Just had a light shower, hope it keeps raining.


 No.254479

>>254473

Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. Hebrews 11:1

We all have faith in something – whether it’s God, science, institutions, ideologies, and/or our own conceptions of the world, we have faith.


 No.254480

Good morning


 No.254481

File: a2821c50415ace1⋯.png (72.36 KB, 182x247, 14:19, ClipboardImage.png)

>>254480

Morning.


 No.254482

>>254479

I have faith in NK rise up each morning


 No.254483

>>254477

>>254478

>>254480

>>254481

Goon Morning Frens. Been Up and Drinking goon since 3am. Feeling really good actually. Tooth extraction today at 1040am. Cenno has the bill. Based Cenno.


 No.254484

>>254482

>morning

No wonder you drink.


 No.254485

>>254483

Morning.

Quit drinking.


 No.254486

I don't understand Bjork.

A coworker told me to listen to her.


 No.254487

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>254485

i will when my body stops waking me up 2:30am. it has been doing that alot lately and i just sit and drink and smoke in my ensuite…

>>254486

bjork was like a wierd and quirky soundcloud artist no one gives a shit about…about 15 years before soundcloud was invented… only good song.. got it on vinyl


 No.254488

>>254487

>wierd and quirky soundcloud artist

yeah, that's about it. I don't see anything too special tbh


 No.254489

Better start getting ready for this again. Two more days.


 No.254490

I don't like it when no one posts, it reminds me that I'm just sitting here in front of a screen.


 No.254491

File: 5652fdcc0b1d070⋯.jpg (51.28 KB, 270x270, 1:1, 5652fdcc0b1d070b65a745bca7….jpg)

>>254490

A lot of my Dan posts are ignored though…


 No.254492

Is it okay to drive without a passenger side mirror?


 No.254493

>>254492

As long as you check your blind spot. I think it's illegal though.


 No.254494

>>254492

If you are driving to a local mechanic is what you tell the pigs.


 No.254495

File: 4b6608e5ef46a93⋯.jpg (74.42 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, w1200_h678_fmax.jpg)

>>254491

This is Craig country


 No.254496

>>254492

My friend had a 89 excel with no passenger mirror (the car never had one)


 No.254497

File: a5d3b2d44eeefb0⋯.png (151.26 KB, 399x302, 399:302, ClipboardImage.png)

Wagerium beckons my soul. Take care NEETies.


 No.254498

File: 2b6992ed8797e79⋯.jpg (174.55 KB, 1200x676, 300:169, 882832294d6fd941a51c5ced22….jpg)


 No.254499

>>254497

Have fun.


 No.254500

>>254498

That's Craig's clone


 No.254501

>>254497

Take care


 No.254502

>>254500

They all are, it's like the missing teeth requirement for working at Craig's.


 No.254503

Craig preformed a colonoscapy on me with his tounge


 No.254504

>>254502

Better dick sucking abilities


 No.254505

>>254503

Did he find any polyps?


 No.254506

>>254505

Yeah he licked them right off then gave the colon a fresh coat of aboriginal semen


 No.254507

>>254506

Did he charge you for this service?


 No.254508

>>254498

Look at the odd way he's standing.

Craig definitely raped his ass.


 No.254509

>>254508

>Craig definitely raped his ass.

Induction to Craig's


 No.254510

>>254508

>Look at the odd way he's standing.

Craig shuffle.


 No.254511

>>254507

Nah he just wanted some photos of me when I was a boy, not sure why


 No.254512

>>254508

He's got that "just raped by Craig" look on his face


 No.254513

>>254511

Strange, I want some higher quality photographs of you as an adult now.

>Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's

>>>/ausneets/


 No.254514

Reading a book about Trauma to understand it's impact on behaviour and how to support those who have experienced Trauma. I wonder if Monk has experienced a traumatic event while growing up:

>Symptoms of trauma can be described as physical, cognitive (thinking), behavioural (things we do) and emotional.

>>Physical symptoms can include excessive alertness (always on the look-out for signs of danger), being easily startled, execigue/exhaustion, disturbed sleep and general aches and pains.

>>Cognitive (thinking) symptoms can include intrusive thoughts and memories of the event, visual images of the event, nightmares, poor concentration and memory, disorientation and confusion.

>>Behavioural symptoms can include avoidance of places or activities that are reminders of the event, social withdrawal and isolation and loss of interest in normal activities.

>>Emotional symptoms can include fear, numbness and detachment, depression, guilt, anger and irritability, anxiety and panic.

https://www.psychology.org.au/for-the-public/Psychology-topics/Trauma


 No.254515

>10:15 in the morning

>have literally done nothing except sit here in my underwear all morning

We need role models. If Dan were here, what would he do?


 No.254516

Craig made me Cray Cray Club.


 No.254517

>>254515

Your cum stained underwear?


 No.254518

What are you guys up to?


 No.254519

>>254518

Uni work. Going to kill some gooks in Crysis later and then go to the gym. Might do some cooking.


 No.254520

>>254514

He must have went to Craig's


 No.254521

>>254515

You could get a job


 No.254522

>>254515

I sat on my bare ass, you're doing better than me.


 No.254523

>>254522

Cum stained chair?


 No.254524

>>254519

I wish I was back at uni. I need a focus.


 No.254525

File: 78247b9c6b5f995⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.54 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0076.JPG)

>>254518

Bleeding


 No.254526

>>254525

Is it fixed now?


 No.254527

>>254525

>>254526

Bleeding is a good sign. Dry socket sounds bad.


 No.254528

>>254523

Cum stained ass.


 No.254529

>>254526

>>254527

its just that time of the month


 No.254530

>>254525

That's why you need to give craig a little suck before hand.


 No.254531

>>254530

It's also what happens when he goes in dry.


 No.254532

File: a2d699f849fa8f9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.45 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0078.JPG)

>>254526

Yep that little fucker is out. Look at the absolute state of that little devil.


 No.254533

>>254532

Hopefully you can get a good night's sleep now.


 No.254534

>>254532

You've been scaring me with this talk about a toothache. I had a bit of a toothache for a few days but it went away. Never had a toothache before so it was strange.


 No.254535

Tempted to have a wank but I know it will fuck up my gains both physical and cognitive.


 No.254536

Had quite the drunken revelation about my life last night. I hope it persists in my day to day thinking.


 No.254537

>>254535

Have a goon

>>254536

Have a wank


 No.254538

>tfw impressed


 No.254539

28 degrees today in Shitbourne, went to the psych last night, have to drive to the airport tonight to drop off my dad, thank God Friday is a public holiday because this is pretty tiring.


 No.254540


 No.254541

>>254539

>went to the psych last night

To get NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes?


 No.254542

My foot fungus smells like a very tasty cheese.


 No.254543

>>254539

Its currently 25 degrees in Brisvegas with a very comfy 50% humidity. Great time of year but you have to wear shorts during the day and yet carry jeans jacket around because it can get cold very quick after dark. Means riding around with extra clothing you may or may not use. Frustrating.

And yes the drive to shitbourne airport is not fun.


 No.254544

Horrendously melancholic and emotionally confused


 No.254545

>tfw horrendously depressed


 No.254546

Any plans for the long weekend bros?


 No.254547

>>254546

Going to mums for bbq and beers


 No.254548

Good afternoon, shitdicks.

I accidentally blocked myself from this board at work last week and haven't undone it yet. Home now, so shitposting will commence shortly.


 No.254549

>>254533

He'll wake up to NK jizzing in the socket.


 No.254550

>>254547

Your mum likes a bit of the ol' Weber.


 No.254551

>>254544

sexually confused too I suspect


 No.254552

>>254546

We're all having a NEET party and you're not invited.


 No.254553

>>254552

I heard we're wanking Weber


 No.254554

>>254553

That's it I'm cancelling the party.


 No.254555

>>254554

I see we're doing this the hard way.


 No.254556

>>254554

We never said you were going to consent Webby boy


 No.254557

there's nothing on TV tonight


 No.254558

>tfw furious


 No.254559

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.254560

>>254557

I'm watching harry potter on channel nine and three quarters.


 No.254561

>>254560

FUCK YOU!

That was actually breddy gud


 No.254562

Normie roomates are out for the night. Neet house party at mine tonight, BYO boong.


 No.254563

>>254562

Time to go rummaging and sniffing in her laundry basket.


 No.254564

>>254563

I don't feel at all attracted to my female roommate.


 No.254565

>>254564

LOL yeah the attraction often wears off after living with them.


 No.254566

>>254565

You should probably wank into her clothes anyway, just out of a sense of diligence.


 No.254567

>>254566

Due dilligence is a very important aspect of NEETlife.


 No.254568

>>254548

How'd you manage that?


 No.254569

>tfw curious


 No.254570

>>254568

Replacing some dedicated proxies with URL filtering on the firewall. 8ch.net has already been categorised as "questionable".


 No.254571

Volunteered today for 7 and a half hours


 No.254572

>>254571

Do you decide when enough is enough or do they let you go? Bit of both?


 No.254573

>>254572

Probably took a lunch break for the first time.


 No.254574

>>254571

gotta get the 30 minuet wank break in more often.


 No.254575

>>254572

I volunteer, so I can go for as long as I like


 No.254576

>>254575

You need to get your union rep in mate. Tell those fucks what's up.


 No.254577

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

grils are stupid


 No.254578

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>>254560

Don't tell the others about the secret channel, that's only for cool neets


 No.254579

>>254578

YOU'RE GROUNDED!

I'M PHONING YOUR MUMMYBOT AGAIN!


 No.254580

>>tfw delightfully impressed


 No.254581

>>254579

My mum told you to shut up, I wear the big boy pants in this house!


 No.254582

>>254581

She said you are a pathological liar and there is no chocolate icecream in the house.


 No.254583

>>254582

>no chocolate icecream

Have you ever considered that it is code for poo and he makes his own fresh each time?


 No.254584

>>254583

I hadn't, but it makes sense. Thank you.


 No.254585

File: c37c1eb4d938b85⋯.jpg (355.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 7EvFxYP.jpg)

Went for a drive to Coles for the first time since the weekend. Fridge was depressingly empty.

Put on my nice white polo and some jeans, felt somewhat better being out an about in peak hour traffic.

Did buy a bottle of wine though, have a job interview tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully this is the end of this woeful bender. Have to drive to my Mums place on the weekend.

More relax now than the last few days.


 No.254586

>>254585

I also went to Coles to pick up some lightly sparkling water


 No.254587

>>254585

>have a job interview tomorrow afternoon

That's the spirit!

How do you keep finding these jobs? Do they ask for references or do you just keep applying for them?

>>254586

We can't all be DSP fancy!


 No.254588

>>254585

>Did buy a bottle of wine though, have a job interview tomorrow afternoon.

Why not spend tonight revising for your interview and leave the piss for tomorrow night?


 No.254589

>>254587

I usual strategy is usually just opening like 30 seek tabs, closing ones not worth while and just applying to them all without a covering letter. Its just a numbers game.

This one is a professional job though, so I have to do my homework and remain presentable, hopefully I'm not a nervous wreck when I get there.


 No.254590

Going to the gym again tonight. I'm going to go a bit later as I hope that the gym will be a more cleared out by ten.


 No.254591

>>254589

Just think of the treat you'll get at Dan's for getting that job!


 No.254592


 No.254593

File: 9671334f551520f⋯.jpg (1.83 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190417_173545.jpg)

Enjoying a Wednesday Craig night


 No.254594

Chinese seller on eBay went from here is $X for item with fault to I will send replacement when I highlighted that eBay policy says seller pays return postage if the item arrives damaged and faulty. Fuck why are the Chinese so difficult to deal with when they sell goods online?


 No.254595

>>254593

Whens the last time you used that webcam for wanking


 No.254596

>>254586

You should pick up some shards too, make your volunteer work go quicker


 No.254597

>>254593

You earned it mate!

Wasn't Tuesday night Craig night?


 No.254598

>>254595

Too much competition these days, seems every boong has a webcam and is willing to do it for half price


 No.254599

>>254597

Since thrusday night will now be Dan night on account of Friday being a public holiday Craig night was moved to Wednesday night.

Friday night will be mystery night now


 No.254600

>>254599

Friday night should be party with the mates night around BBQ table.

Can we get an Astra and Dan shot on Thursday?


 No.254601

Fuckin hot in melbourne aye


 No.254602

>>254594

Just get PayPal to reverse the transaction.

I've just get abusive on eBay/PayPal and they will credit you pretty quickly to avoid more abuse.


 No.254603

>>254601

Jesus Christ 27 degrees in winter at this time at night?


 No.254604

>>254594

That's why no one with half a brain uses ebay now, everything is Chink and everything breaks or is nothing like the item advertised.

When they fuck around just get PayPal involved since the sellers don't speak English anyway.

If you have their return address mail them some photos of tianneman square massacre and tip off the Chink police to intercept the package


 No.254605

>>254602

Total cost of the item is $25 and I fucked up bad. I purchased two more of the items ($50 in total) and feel the items will have the same problems when they arrive in a few days


 No.254606

>>254600

Actually won't be drinking Thursday night, gotta leave mum to the airport at 6am and its too hard driving to the airport drunk while pretending to be sober


 No.254607

>>254604

>If you have their return address mail them some photos of tianneman square massacre and tip off the Chink police to intercept the package

Big brained boong over here


 No.254608

>>254604

I tried to find a bargain and I was happy overall with the product. It's a kid puzzle but their is shit all of the paint that I worry is either dangerous or will fade heaps when cleaned off. The item also arrived damaged.

>If you have their return address mail them some photos of tianneman square massacre and tip off the Chink police to intercept the package

Good idea. A thank you gift.


 No.254609

>>254602

>>254604

I will be doing a refund soon as they obviously don't want to pay and if eBay wants me to return the items I'm going to tell them it's going to cost as much as the items themselves


 No.254610

>>254607

That is a good idea.

I once used a Payphone to tip off the terrorist hotline about some brown people down the street.


 No.254611

>>254606

Big, big goon party on your own.


 No.254612

>>254610

Did it work?


 No.254613

Listening to Nick Cave, feeling nostalgic


 No.254614

>>254612

They left soon enough, but I didn't witness a raid or anything. They were probably just here while Cenno arranged some more luxurious accomodation for them.


 No.254615

The fucking chink cunts next door have chosen now to have their drains power jetted (or something). About to call the cops about the noise.


 No.254616

>>254614

Gotta move them onto the McMansion m8. They gotta get that curry smell into the new home.


 No.254617

>>254592

Yeah, hopefully I don't get raped by any boongs on the way there.


 No.254618

>>254616

Yep. Get them a new SUV too.

Seriously, the number of Cruisey's Missos rolling around here in near-new cars and the like is astounding. They're from Sudan, they have no job, they haven't been here long enough to establish any sort of credit, so how the fuck are they getting them if not through the government or some government-backed business?


 No.254619

>>254615

Shoot a cum shot at them. Establish dominance.


 No.254620

>>254618

Even boongs don't get nice cars


 No.254621

>>254620

Would they have the sniff to run them though?


 No.254622

>>254620

I've said it before on here, I'm sure. I don't understand why the boongs and white poors in Lizbef aren't rioting about what is being bestowed upon boat cunts.


 No.254623

Who here has a good sniff of sniff as they fill up their car?


 No.254624

>>254623

Give it a suck occasionally just to keep the syphoning skills up.


 No.254625

>>254624

Spit or swallow?


 No.254626

>>254625

Swallow. Bit rough at first, but no worse than some of Dan's cheaper poisons.


 No.254627

>>254626

I would be a bit worried if that was me, given the potential contaminants like water, debris and rust that could in the sniff. Real toxic stuff.


 No.254628

They say here that refos don't get any more than regular Australians:

https://www.dss.gov.au/settlement-and-multicultural-affairs/publications/settlement-services-for-humanitarian-entrants#do_refugees_and

Then you follow their other links to the actual HSP:

https://www.dss.gov.au/settlement-services-programs-policy-settlement-services/humanitarian-settlement-program#2

-on-arrival accommodation and property induction

-provision of an initial food and essential items package

-assistance to register with Centrelink, Medicare and a bank

-addressing immediate health needs

-instructions on what to do in an emergency situation and how to access interpreting services

-orientation to local services.

-assistance to engage with employment services, implement employment strategies and -access support services for establishing a business.

Actual Australians are being fucked over.


 No.254629

I'm at Adelaide uni doing a BSc and I have to do these online quizzes made by the uni. They are all multiple choice which you think would make things easy however the questions are really poorly worded and riddled with typos as though they were all smashed out in a single pass and then never proofread. About every fourth question or so will have two identical answers with only one of them recognized as correct by the computer system meaning that even if you know the content perfectly, you only have a 50% chance of getting it right. The lectures, labs etc are all really good but these quizzes are just fucking dreadful. I'm going to discuss them with some of the other students and if it seems I'm not alone I doubt I am I'll complain to the professor. If they don't rectify the poor formatting for the next cohort of students they'll fucking crucified in student review thing.


 No.254630

>>254628

What I don't understand is the accommodation part. Given that you actually have to be homeless for a while to get access to housing in this country


 No.254631

https://vplates.com.au/browse-styles/japanese

Would these be considered gay?


 No.254632

>>254630

Yeah, it's fucked.


 No.254633

>>254629

Start shit talking the lecturer online. Tenure is difficult to secure as a lecturer these days, so fuck the cunt over.


 No.254634

>>254630

>Given that you actually have to be homeless for a while

How long?


 No.254635

>>254570

>"questionable"

Wholesome boong posting should be seen as the only redeeming quality on the entire internet.


 No.254636

>>254634

20 years plus in some cases in SA


 No.254637

>>254629

Quizzes are just a little bit better than group assignments but are equally as painful. Try and find out if they're getting the answers from somewhere. A lot of quizzes I have done normally source their content from lectures or directly from the textbook used for the course. They didn't want to remake the answers so they copied them from somewhere.


 No.254638

>>254585

>job interview tomorrow

About time. Get your shit together cunt.


 No.254639

>>254626

kek

>>254628

>>254630

Jesus christ, Imagine if we treated our homeless population like that.

Honestly makes me:

>tfw distressed


 No.254640

>>254634

I don't know an exact figure. From what I have seen on that show from SBS, Cenno won't do anything until you have no home. Then what you get is based on your circumstances. An individual person is fucked and will probably have to go to one of those shelters run by a non-profit which is probably filled to the Rafters of other people in a similar situation. Getting permanent housing beyond temporary housing is another matter.


 No.254641

>>254637

The questions are pretty easy as I understand the content quite well it is just the piss poor wording and the duplicate answers that makes it more difficult than it needs to be.


 No.254643

>>254641

Look at the lecture notes and any of the readings to see if they have copied the text for the quizzes. If you find out where they are sourcing the information from, then you can narrow down what you have to remember for the quiz to that source. I hated quizzes. It's the lazy way out for universities for not giving you another assignment they have to mark individually.


 No.254644

NEW

>>254642

>>254642

==BUM RASH==




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