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File: ce8d25c6ecbd9d5⋯.png (715.84 KB, 867x685, 867:685, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.254642

Time to stop acting like a dirty boong and start acting like a traditional custodian of this land UNNA

OLD >>253891

 No.254645

Sparkling water


 No.254646

>>254613

Dig yourself.


 No.254647

File: dfd5e4398ec2b64⋯.png (32.53 KB, 1123x1204, 1123:1204, SIG1.png)

>>254642

Obligatory


 No.254648

Low quality

Bum rash


 No.254649

>>254647

Where's wanking and goon?


 No.254650

>>254642

What a wholesome pepe.


 No.254651

>>254648

Yes I know. I got the stars and stripes backwards.

DUMBDUMB


 No.254652

>>254650

Wholesome pepes for wholesome NEETs


 No.254653

File: 3eaa764eaaff795⋯.png (852.32 KB, 616x697, 616:697, a83dc359a7e760b462835677d0….png)

I can't afford to go off the rails again.

I fear if I do, there will be no coming back.

This is my last chance.


 No.254654

>>254649

good point, perhaps we should make

Self-Boong-Provement Guide


 No.254655

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>254653

Don't Be Rama Rama unna


 No.254656

>>254653

The street corner will unlock new opportunities and experiences if you walk down that path.


 No.254657

I am going to do a poo

THen have some green cordial

then go to bed


 No.254658

>>254657

Drink the green cordial in bed and poo in the bed.


 No.254659

>>254658

This is just silly and quite frankly the type of post I'd expect from a bottom-tier poster like Cruisey.


 No.254660

File: ef0ceb6f31c3fdf⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.04 MB, 800x600, 4:3, 58E9E51E670D4B57AA31D0385B….gif)

Fuck you neet's, guess who.


 No.254661

>>254658

Same advice immobile elderly people are given in aged care homes.

>>254659

Are you discriminating against our elderly citizens?


 No.254662


 No.254663

>>254653

Pretty sure you've said that before.

You need to get your shit together though, and not just for a week or a month.


 No.254664

>>254657

Good night.


 No.254665

>>254659

I'll pour your green cordial down the drain and poo on your bonnet.


 No.254666

>>254665

Same thing happens to immobile elderly people in aged care homes.


 No.254667

>>254666

the royal commission can't come soon enough.


 No.254668

>>254667

Hopefully someone cleans the poo off their mobility scooters before they give evidence.


 No.254669

>>254660

Possum


 No.254670

File: 4bde1d471829a85⋯.jpg (207.3 KB, 1846x1212, 923:606, 1540765266531.jpg)

>>254669

No no no dear sir


 No.254671

>>254669

He wouldn't post anything vile


 No.254672

>>254670

Cheesepig


 No.254673

Monday is Manic Monk and Monaro Monday

Tuesday is Cruisey Tuesday Talks

Wednesday is Craig Wanksneday

Thursday is Post a Pooday

Friday is Dan Night

Saturday is BoomerDay

Sunday is the day to visit Dan's holy Church


 No.254674

File: 6228e8f3824e92e⋯.jpg (62.01 KB, 700x467, 700:467, unna3.jpg)

>>254668

faurkin aye unna


 No.254675

>>254671

He called me vile names many a time


 No.254676

>>254670

RapeDad?


 No.254677

>>254673

This is an aberration


 No.254678

File: d8c412f743dfa84⋯.png (148.85 KB, 1400x900, 14:9, df66df137b1a65b98914223af5….png)


 No.254679

>>254655

Fuck off dog I sniff what I want


 No.254680

>>254678

We’re not guessing any more


 No.254681

>>254674

I'd like to fuck her in that walking frame while all the boongs at the pub watch


 No.254682

>>254677

Fine, Sunday is also Harry Potter Movie Night

Are you happy


 No.254683

>>254678

>>254675

Never heard of you.


 No.254684

>>254681

>OIM TOO TOIGHT UNNA


 No.254685

>>254678

cleanstove the retardo iii


 No.254686

>>254683

He is not who you think he is

t. the guy who you think he is


 No.254687

>>254668

They wont get their green cordial back though.


 No.254688

>>254677

Did you learn that word off the news because of that big fire in France?


 No.254689

>>254685

AYYYY How is the Sunburn UNNA, I've missed you cunt


 No.254690

File: e9f1dc9d013e584⋯.png (665.2 KB, 1241x1081, 1241:1081, doomedunna.png)

>>254679

have a sniff


 No.254691

>>254682

But only for cool neets that know the secret channel


 No.254692


 No.254693


 No.254694

>>254670

Nigger?


 No.254695

File: 00ba6319517eded⋯.png (134.8 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.254696

>>254688

No, mummybot would often refer to my behaviour as aberrant


 No.254697

>>254691

Is Foxtel the secret channel

I remember as a kid our family had Austar but not Free to Air so all these normies going on about some movie that played on 9 the last night confused me as a kid


 No.254698

File: 9d7600211bc42b3⋯.png (186.91 KB, 350x368, 175:184, oicunt.png)

>>254680

>>254685

Fuck you wohite dogs

>>254694

Feral u cunt


 No.254699

>>254689

Bullshit


 No.254700

And for you City Boongs, Austar is what Foxtel was called for us rural cunts UNNA


 No.254701

>>254696

Did you cast a disappearing spell on her?


 No.254702

>>254689

That was a guess dickhead not cleanoven revealering hisself


 No.254703

>>254699

It's true, I miss all of our lost NEETs, except HueNEET, I'm glad he's gone


 No.254704


 No.254705

>>254697

I had foxtel in the 90's as a kid, I laughed at the peasents that only had free to air at school. Then I got dial up and shit go serious


 No.254706

>>254697

IKTF the rich foxtel cunts went on about south park when that first came out, then when I got austar they went back to the normal channels.


 No.254707

>>254703

Was he the dream poster?


 No.254708

>>254706

I miss when south park was actually hard hitting


 No.254709

>>254703

His grandmother appreciates the extra attention she receives from him not being on the Gen to.


 No.254710

>>254707

Hue was the Brazillian who fucks his granny

>>254709

Isn't she dead, which is sad because she actually sounded nice


 No.254711

>>254709

He’s chowing down on her right now


 No.254712

All this talk of Foxtel. Elder NOOTs remember Galaxy


 No.254713

>>254710

That won't slow him down giving her his love.


 No.254714

>>254711

>Soupa de Avozinha, Uma Delicia


 No.254715

>>254711

She's probably

Caliente!


 No.254716

File: f41a75dabf8529b⋯.png (21.24 KB, 900x900, 1:1, f41a75dabf8529bb4089e0e614….png)

If only losers are unemployed, why is it that the quality of posts here plummets at about the time wagies get home from work?


 No.254717

>>254716

Fuck off Possum


 No.254718

>>254716

Because we're all NEETs at heart


 No.254719

>>254708

I think that's just rose tinted glasses. It was about christmas poo and chocolate salty balls.


 No.254720

>>254717

He should be referred to as he who shall not be named.


 No.254721

>>254712

Shut up Gramps and drink your green cordial.


 No.254722

>>254720

You’re a wizard, Weber


 No.254723

>>254719

I dunno, a kid killing some guys parents and making that guy eat them in a Chilli was some next level shit matey


 No.254724

>>254722

I wish I was Webby.


 No.254725

File: 7692131ea5c06ef⋯.png (149.42 KB, 1020x965, 204:193, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b6c0bbae89e9c7b⋯.png (50.5 KB, 920x410, 92:41, ClipboardImage.png)

Some choice comments on a site I know.


 No.254726

>>254721

Back in my day we didn't have green cordial, we had abo cum and NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes which we'd mix to make our own cordial, its better than the shit you kids get these days unna


 No.254727

>>254725

So glad I earn too little to pay taxes


 No.254728

When is your next exam?


 No.254729

File: 377b11f8635f2b4⋯.jpg (259.53 KB, 1080x1296, 5:6, Screenshot_20190328002351_….jpg)


 No.254730

>>254727

I pay taxes but I have an office "job" so it's not like I'm doing anything important. If it gets any worse I might have to go back to the NEET lyfe again though.


 No.254731

File: ccd5c78b72f848c⋯.png (996.97 KB, 750x1107, 250:369, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.254732

File: 8edc4e22b1011c8⋯.jpg (74.89 KB, 1000x944, 125:118, 14399830032433.jpg)

>>254731

Omg a cloured person


 No.254733

>>254730

What do you do?


 No.254734

>>254724

No you don’t


 No.254735

>>254733

Probably works in the admin department that manages NK's poo warehouse.


 No.254736

>>254732

I know right? He couldn't possibly afford that sofa.


 No.254737

>>254733

I massage my bosses ego and try to read his mind so I know when I will get fired.


 No.254738

>>254736

Maby he's a poor neet like us?


 No.254739

>>254734

Another positive Webby quality, charisma.


 No.254740

>>254734

>>254739

Also, genuine.


 No.254741

>>254738

Exactly. Why are we importing NEETs when we already have our own?


 No.254742

File: 70f3a7dd8663496⋯.png (300.34 KB, 491x468, 491:468, 85c8d7a479a74c138e69c9b774….png)

>>254741

What make you think hes a migrant? Whoite cunt


 No.254743

>>254742

We could do with more boongs on here.


 No.254744

>>254742

>tfw you cum after edging for hour after hour, day after day


 No.254745

File: 71535afdd0a8f6f⋯.png (73.43 KB, 210x180, 7:6, booong_wizard.png)

>>254743

Aye cuz boong internationale

>>254744

U need to make a trip to tha jizzy wizzy


 No.254746

File: 5d9ad5a76a80352⋯.png (444.91 KB, 480x523, 480:523, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.254747

Good night NEETs who have names and NEETs soon to be named.


 No.254748

>>254746

Looks like something my granddad would post on facebook.


 No.254749

>>254725

>>254731

Race war when?


 No.254750

>>254748

I found it on voat.co. Pretty good site but you still need a VPN.

>>254749

Probably after a few dozen more cathedrals have been burned down.


 No.254751

>>254747

>NEETs soon to be named.

You'll never name me alive!

good night


 No.254752

>>254746

Seeking aslyum = imperalism

>>254749

Class war when?


 No.254753

>>254750

Since when do you need a VPN for voat? did ISPs block it after the sub to pewds down under event?


 No.254754

>>254752

Ironically I feel I have more in common with a rich white doctor or a poor skitzo homeless bogan then I do anyone who cannot speak English.


 No.254755

>>254752

>Class war when?

When you dumb commie bastards acknowledge the existence of a third class bankers that sit between capitalists and workers and take money from both sides.

>>254753

I think it got blocked with all the rest of the stuff. I never needed a VPN when I used it before.

>>254754

I am a poor schizo homeless bogan at times, shit ain't that bad.


 No.254756

>>254754

Well yeah that makes sense because you cant make sense speaking to each other. ?


 No.254757

File: 38549ed3dc806cf⋯.png (78.43 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1538448078607.png)

>>254755

Kek not even a commie stop getting so triggered.


 No.254758

>>254757

<class war

<imperialism

>not a commie


 No.254759

>>254758

What ever mate, what out for those spooky commies.


 No.254760

>>254759

Pricks are everywhere, their posters are up all around my city. Maybe that's why I'm jumpy.


 No.254761

>>254760

Yeah fuck those commies and fuck white males to, destroy the patirarchy!


 No.254762

>>254755

>never needed a VPN when I used it before

Me either, I haven't been on it in over a month, hence the surprise. I guess footage of the mosque-shit must have been posted there for it to get blocked.

>poor schizo homeless bogan at times

You seem decent enough, I can respect the nomad lifestyle.

Probably gain some legit life experience you wouldn't be able to obtain any other way by being homeless.

>>254756

More that I have nothing in common culturally with certain races (sometimes they speak english, yes). If they don't have an Australian accent have they really grown up with and identify with our culture?

Also, some of these people, our elders literally fought wars against.


 No.254763

>>254761

and having a 🅱enis should be illegal


 No.254764

>>254762

I have met heaps of no white people with aussies accents, no if they dont have the accent they are new and after a few generations they will have the same accents and simular values.

Who cares?


 No.254765

>>254763

Maby but we have to smash the patriarchy before that


 No.254766

I hate nonwhites.


 No.254767

>>254764

>after a few generations they will have the same accents and simular values

You're describing immigration at a slow rate, like before the war. When it happens fast ~200k/yr people don't assimilate, they just form tribes and then later we get a race war.


 No.254768

>>254765

This is the point of transgenderism no?


 No.254769

>>254766

Why? Do you hate them because you have an inferiority complex from being low iq?

>>254767

Yeah yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah nah

>>254768

No there is no point to "transgenderism"


 No.254770

>>254769

Your arguments are a little incoherent. Perhaps you should take some time to think them through.


 No.254771

>>254770

Your ideas are the thing that needs thinking through.


 No.254772

>>254771

The old "no you" trick huh.


 No.254773

>>254772

Oh shit you got😃


 No.254774

The world would be a better place without nonwhites. Japs can stay though.


 No.254775

>>254774

Based beta gook fucker


 No.254776

>>254774

A lot of people say good things about Japan. I should go there to visit.

>>254771

Which ideas are those?


 No.254777

>>254764

>after a few generations they will have the same accents and simular values.

Accent yes, depends whether they speak their native language at home also. Have you ever been surrounded by asian students and all they speak between themselves is chinese? Shit's weird as fuck.


 No.254778

>>254776

I dont know which poster you are

>>254777

Oh damn bro thats so crazy what a big world where people speak differrent languages! So weird!


 No.254779

>>254778

That's too bad. I know exactly who you are.


 No.254780

File: 34fa20f73a91406⋯.png (70.23 KB, 2008x2344, 251:293, abopepe.png)

>>254779

Who am i


 No.254781

>>254778

I'm just not very keen on learning chinknese or poojeet just to be able to understand what other people are saying.


 No.254782

>>254747

Good night.


 No.254783

>>254780

The guy who won't admit he's a commie.


 No.254784

>>254781

Ok cool, do what ever you want it not like we live under a totalitarian communist regime


 No.254785

I had a kebab and $10 worth of chips today.


 No.254786

>>254783

Your crazy dude, declaring everyone who disagrees with you to be a commie. You sound like a sjw but instead of white males its commies. Kek


 No.254787

>>254784

>do what ever you want

good joke


 No.254788

>>254785

was it haram?


 No.254789

>>254788

Halal.


 No.254790

>>254786

>it's him

>tfw


 No.254791

>>254789

good, good


 No.254792

I want to drink gamer girl pee.


 No.254793

>>254792

repulsive. might as well be drinking fermented menstrual blood.


 No.254794

File: a600e691e6c82f2⋯.jpeg (78.44 KB, 563x719, 563:719, B09933DB1163437694C288BA7….jpeg)


 No.254795

Big boong dick


 No.254796

Small gook willy


 No.254797

Humongous bulge


 No.254798

Gigantic erect nipples


 No.254799

Cruisey's Misso hunting season.


 No.254800

Yearly proctologist check up.


 No.254801

File: a3d92deb92daa54⋯.png (36.49 KB, 533x207, 533:207, ClipboardImage.png)

Good night friends.


 No.254802

>>254801

Fuck off.


 No.254803

>>254801

good night


 No.254804

Gym went well neets. My bench press is complete shit (just the 20kg bar lol) but I'm progressing I guess. I only started actually lifting on Monday with the week prior spent sorting out form. I'm currently squatting 45kg which isn't much but to have improved since Monday is pretty fucking cool. I had struggled with 40kg on Monday and today I found 45kg easy. I don't want to drink when I'm optimistic.


 No.254805

>>254804

Have a goon to be on the safe side


 No.254806

>>254793

I drink abo bum sweat


 No.254807

Then I run my penis in dog poo I find on the road, when I'm all done I go home to dinner and Harry Potter on the secret channel


 No.254808

Ditch weed.


 No.254809

Craig rape


 No.254810

I've got a runny nose.


 No.254811

I know some of you want to get on to the secret channel and I'm not supposed to tell you but I will. Scroll up to the top and click the star next to AusNEETs. This will make a link appear right up the top, just to the right of the the top boards. That will take you to the secret channel.


 No.254812

>>254811

The fuck are you on about cunt?


 No.254813

>>254810

I have a runny dick


 No.254814

>>254811

You're a marked man now boy, my mums got all the other cool neet mums on the phone and they're gonna get you in BIG trouble with your mum


 No.254815

>>254812

The secret Harry Potter channel you daft cunt


 No.254816

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.254817

>>254815

Harry Potter is a shit franchise.


 No.254818

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.254819

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.254820

I hate Harry Potter so fucking much.


 No.254821

>>254817

>>254820

Lol, you are SOOOOO much like Snape!! XDD


 No.254822

>>254816

exquisite

>>254818

emotional

>>254819

nostalgia


 No.254823

Orange man bad, orange man remind me of Voldemort!!! Impeach now!!!


 No.254824

Eating my Jenny Craig ham and cheese toastie.


 No.254825

I'm having some scrambled eggs with oats and peanut butter. My roommate expressed great disgust. It's okay but not as good as Vegemite.


 No.254826

What sort of housemates can I expect while renting a room for uni?


 No.254827

>>254826

Asians


 No.254828

>>254827

W-would one want to be my gf during uni?


 No.254829

>>254828

Lot of drama if it falls through.


 No.254830

>>254829

I'll be dumping her before I graduate.


 No.254831

>>254830

sounds like

>Lot of drama


 No.254832

>>254831

Can't be if I never see her again after graduation.


 No.254833

>>254832

The relationship could easily fall apart before then which is the issue as you will then be in Korean War II: Electric Boogaloo.


 No.254834

Should have got a second tear and share, fuck sake


 No.254835

>>254834

Should have gotten $10 of hot chips.


 No.254836

cant believe we live in 2019 and i cant get goon and kfc delivered at 1am


 No.254837

>tfw severely depressed


 No.254838

File: ecce209f729baad⋯.webm (3.27 MB, 400x300, 4:3, milhouse.webm)

Im living on my own like a povo cunt just scraping by on cenno and now they are trying to force me to do 4 weeks of 7 hours a day "course" just sitting in a room doing nothing. I left after day 2 and im not going back. This is cruel and unusual punishment for being unemployable. I feel like I should just become homeless at this point its not worth the fucking hassle.


 No.254839

unna craig ayy


 No.254840

>tfw severely impressed


 No.254841

>>254838

The an application to the Administrative and Appeals Tribunal if they cut you off.


 No.254842

>>254838

>>254841

*Submit an application


 No.254843

Goon / Good Morning NEETs, especially my special and most favourite NEET (You)


 No.254844

File: 79360202a45535a⋯.jpg (79.05 KB, 600x594, 100:99, WhatIsGoodForTheGoose.jpg)


 No.254845

>>254844

Why post that again?


 No.254846

File: f63ad8a10a29952⋯.png (33.36 KB, 448x280, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>254843

>>254842

Good morning friends.


 No.254847

>>254845

>again


 No.254848

>>254847

Yes, it's been posted here before.


 No.254849

>>254848

So I'm not the only person who is riled by this BS?


 No.254850

>>254849

There's your point.


 No.254851

File: 780cc37c708a7d5⋯.png (1.93 MB, 1200x941, 1200:941, hnwi-migration-2019-1.png)

>>254850

Has this one been posted? Chinese overlords are coming in fast.


 No.254852

Low quality conversation.

I just woke up.


 No.254853

>>254852

Nobody likes a whinger.


 No.254854

>>254852

That's a goon morning m8


 No.254855

>>254851

No it hasn't


 No.254856

>>254854

I'm drinking wine from a bottle an old housemate left behind.


 No.254857

>>254853

Too right, he needs to stiffen up that lower lip and stop whinging about migration and jews.


 No.254858

>>254857

Fuck you ASIO.


 No.254859

Good morning. Feeling pretty seroquelled this morning


 No.254860

>>254859

Good morning. You need to get off that shit.


 No.254861

>>254856

Goon work!


 No.254862

>Big Brekkie Burger, hotcakes, a coffee and two Easter eggs. All from McDonalds

#skelelyfe


 No.254863

>>254862

I had one of those yesterday. The bbq sauce is good. I still think the breakky hero roll from HJ's is better though;


 No.254864

>>254863

>I still think the breakky hero roll from HJ's is better though;

I would become executive if the HJ nearby was more accessible. Everything is good and cheap.


 No.254865

File: 74a7df3d36731d4⋯.png (383.07 KB, 1323x789, 441:263, Caringbah,_NSW_Dan_Murphy'….png)

Dear NEETs,

Just a reminder that I am closed tomorrow. Some stores are open on Sunday. But don't have a goon morning/afternoon tomorrow without any goon or boongka, stock up today

Kind regards,

Dan.


 No.254866

I have 4 weeks to lose 30kg.


 No.254867

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179.02 KB, 253x270, 253:270, 3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)

>>254866

Try the goon diet.


 No.254868

Anyone experiencing slow loading images? The posts appear and then 10 seconds later the image appear really blurry. It has happened for the last two days for me.


 No.254869

>>254868

Not at the moment but I know exactly you mean.


 No.254870

>>254868

The internet hates Dan propaganda.


 No.254871

>>254868

Yeah, media.8ch.net has issues regularly.


 No.254872

>>254870

You need to

STOP

using the mod log in to view the posts.

You're just like mum, nobody understands me


 No.254873

>>254872

They're the only images posted.


 No.254874

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm off to wage. Take care friends.


 No.254875

My vegan roommate drops sloppy liquid poos that smell unholy and somehow end up splattered around the inside of the bowl after flushing. I fucking hate vegetarians, vegans, keto and all these other dumb fuck regards that go for dumb diets.


 No.254876

>>254875

I hate the goon and kfc diet bumholes.


 No.254877

>>254875

Is this the female one?


 No.254878

File: 6dac6df7b1f9e6f⋯.jpg (226.37 KB, 1456x1092, 4:3, my hopes and dreams.jpg)

>>254873

(You) have a pretty good knowledge at spotting me. May be you need more scenic imagery to inspire a change.


 No.254879

>>254876

Have a goon +/ wank +/ binge


 No.254880

File: 287fce4c0445961⋯.jpg (119.81 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 287fce4c04459613e0c2ab7dd9….jpg)

>>254875

>drops sloppy liquid poos

>>254877

>the female one

I will continue to make you show disgust towards this image


 No.254881

>“This morning there was a regrettable accident: the president took the decision to shoot himself,” Erasmo Reyna, Garcia’s lawyer, told reporters outside the hospital after Garcia was admitted.

https://www.news.com.au/world/south-america/former-peru-president-alan-garcia-kills-himself-as-police-close-in/news-story/e2cdce522de0111aeb29f17b1be466d8


 No.254882


 No.254883

>>254865

What about Craig?


 No.254884

>>254865

Nah, I'll just go to Craig's as usual or stop drinking entirely. How does that sound?


 No.254885

A friend of mine text me this morning really upset because she met a guy at uni, brought him home, sucked him off and then he just left. Unadded her from social media and she is upset over that.


 No.254886

File: 8102a3ecc0c58e5⋯.png (166.35 KB, 372x248, 3:2, 43ed232900bd0f8881b583466f….png)

>>254883

If he can give you oral, he'll open his store anytime.

>>254884

>or stop drinking entirely. How does that sound?

<Unlikely

You gotta have that NEET party after mummybot leaves.


 No.254887

>>254885

>… sucked him off and then he just left. Unadded her from social media

Tell her it's post cum regret.


 No.254888

>>254887

I don't want to be mean so I'm going to leave it for a few days and then tell her to wait a bit before having sex with a guy in future.


 No.254889

>>254888

I don't know what to say. I would probably give the advice that she needs to go out on a few dates with someone to know if they are into each other before taking them home. The guy probably had the impression she was down right for sex and that is all he wanted, which he dealt with in a pretty immature way.


 No.254890

File: 66e73084d65b333⋯.jpg (190.61 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1501975087001.jpg)

250mg of seroquel last night

Feeling good despite that, nice to not be hungover.

Nice morning here too, 18c, I feel kind of like an 80s businessman in Miami, with a spring in my step.


 No.254891

>>254885

Bring her to tonight's Council meeting.


 No.254892

>>254891

Weber is due for a root


 No.254893

File: ca4e0b826252324⋯.jpg (15.8 KB, 547x480, 547:480, 1501220303001.jpg)

Wearing an unironed shirt to the interview.


 No.254894

>>254890

>250mg of seroquel last night

What's the maximum dosage?


 No.254895

File: 23c8e20e29bb51e⋯.jpg (15.85 KB, 360x240, 3:2, 423423423424.jpg)

Went to the nursing home to see Nannybot. She is not well and needs to be transferred back to hospital as she not eating or drinking. The manager kept trying to bring up palliative care, but could make it clear enough for mummybot to understand that she needs to be in hospital since they do not have the facilities. Thank god there was woman who has been in the bed next to her that explained how she went this week. The woman made it clear that she needs to be in hospital to get a fluid drip that they cannot provide in the nursing home. Jesus Christ this ordeal has destroyed my appetite for lunch.


 No.254896

>>254866

You should have started 6 months ago


 No.254897

>>254893

Told you last night to stay off the piss and prepare for the interview.


 No.254898

File: 5646ed7122f8dda⋯.png (459.92 KB, 540x555, 36:37, 4429d402549d9adf899e00029c….png)

>Tony Abbott Federal Election Campaign Launch

>>It took just days for Scott Morrison to retreat from suggestions he would promote Tony Abbott if the Coalition wins the election.

https://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/scott-morrison-appears-to-freeze-out-former-pm-tony-abbott-in-the-wake-of-his-leadership-comments/news-story/24a76d8ac0f7e5b7a2b08c34c86c3b13

Onion Loves has a come back in the motion cunts!


 No.254899

File: f8ba8616591b6b1⋯.png (559.05 KB, 546x700, 39:50, f8ba8616591b6b16db58ad3605….png)

>>254897

I am can imagine he would look like this and who wouldn't hire to a respectable young person with this look.


 No.254900

File: a6f8ab2ebf16396⋯.jpg (35.56 KB, 649x365, 649:365, f1350f2443c1b3f69e001c41ea….jpg)

>>254898

Why does Onion Loves attract the sexy exec women?


 No.254901

>>254899

I thought that was a facial abuse picture at first.


 No.254902

File: defe5bb2a6b5a83⋯.jpg (72.54 KB, 1433x1075, 1433:1075, 1513743919971.jpg)

>>254901

I never fail to impress m8


 No.254903

File: db58234e67c41ae⋯.jpeg (192.64 KB, 1024x1364, 256:341, 233c0be3037b791760c20eb85….jpeg)

Still undecided on lunch. Thinking about having a Sustagen Sports shake. I feel so skele today…


 No.254904


 No.254905

>>254893

I told you to stop acting like a boong


 No.254906

>>254895

>palliative care

Fuck, sorry mate


 No.254907

Busting for a shit


 No.254908

>>254903

I'm having a yiros burger with chips and a coke


 No.254909

File: 3fba3147c1ca1ac⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.4 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190418_122915.jpg)

>>254907

Took that shit, shouldn't have at those chocolate eggs last night


 No.254910

>>254906

Thank you.

>>254908

Sounds yum.


 No.254911

>>254909

Low quality, but similar quantity as last time.


 No.254912


 No.254913

File: 85d6e90ee75a656⋯.jpg (76.47 KB, 715x848, 715:848, 1507174534001.jpg)

Back from the interview, I think it went quite well, he even made some alluding remarks to having me starting by Tuesday, but that the hr chicks might have a problem with it and require all the paperwork etc. It was relatively short interview but they weren't expecting much experience, so seems ok. Was more sociable than I am in my previous interviews so thats a plus.

Had subway for lunch and picked up my new specs, feels good man

Feels good to be out and about doing things and not dressed in my cumstained trackies again. Think I'll have to visit Mr Murphy to celebrate the triumphs of the day.


 No.254914

Good arvo NEETs, fucken extra long weekend then next Thursday off for Anzac day.

>>254913

Hope you get the job and things start going better for you.


 No.254915

File: fd0d7f7bc6b2c53⋯.jpg (110.04 KB, 620x349, 620:349, tumbleweed.jpg)


 No.254916

>>254913

>Think I'll have to visit Mr Murphy to celebrate the triumphs of the day.

Why not use tonight and the next 4 days to sober up?


 No.254917

>>254916

I'll be doing that after the weekend.

One of the rare occasions I get danned with family members


 No.254918

>>254917

Good lad, I'm having a drink now and a few more over the weekend, really can't drink much more than six pack now with these anti-depressants I'm on or I'll get a really bad hangover.


 No.254919

File: 69c7091df6661a6⋯.png (64.36 KB, 750x230, 75:23, ClipboardImage.png)

File: aba4e86379931fd⋯.png (61.84 KB, 750x270, 25:9, ClipboardImage.png)

wew


 No.254920

>>254918

You should just share a bottle of nice red wine with Cindy each night. Don't stoop to the level of these other bogans.


 No.254921

>>254920

I only have like a six pack once a week, usually on friday, or a few glasses of scotch, never been big on binge drinking I'd rather rip of a few cones instead tbh


 No.254922

>>254921

I didn't realise you were another one of these pot smoking degenerates.


 No.254923

>>254922

I actually haven't smoked pot in about 5 or 6 years, I don't know anyone that sells it, and even back when I could buy it, it would be like maybe three times a year.


 No.254924

>>254922

We're all blokes here cunt, unlike you, soft little bum driller


 No.254925

File: 76033c1bdf73474⋯.jpg (4.13 MB, 8480x2374, 4240:1187, IMG_0080.JPG)

Goon afternoon frens. Kino afternoon on the bike track goonin it up.


 No.254926

>>254925

I might go for a bike ride


 No.254927


 No.254928

>>254924

Get back to this soft little bum driller when you have held a job for more than two weeks.


 No.254929

>>254924

Don't let the rudeness outshine your kindness.


 No.254930

>>254925

Goon afternoon fren.


 No.254931

>>254929

I take offense to someones self-destructive behavior implying they're poor hearted souls with ill intent.


 No.254932

>>254931

What? You called somebody a bum driller for saying they didn't like druggies.


 No.254933

Hungry Jacks for din dins tonight


 No.254934

>>254933

I am tossing up between an Indian curry and something from the chicken and chips shop (not KFC).


 No.254935

>>254934

I'd go with the curry if it's from a decent place.


 No.254936

File: da270093644dee2⋯.jpg (61.81 KB, 650x1000, 13:20, f65c5b9ce225ec5f539f6893bc….jpg)

>>254934

Why not both mate?


 No.254937

Might get a feed at the pub, wonder if itll be busy or not


 No.254938


 No.254939


 No.254940

>>254937

Might be, was busy as fuck at the shops on my way home today.


 No.254941

>>254935

I might actually get the curry tomorrow night. Pajeets won't care about SA's archaic Good Friday trading laws.


 No.254942

>>254940

Shops are closed tomorrow, that's why. They open on Saturday before closing on Sunday but people are crazy cunts.


 No.254943

>>254941

>Pajeets won't care about SA's archaic Good Friday trading laws.

Could they get fined by the white man?


 No.254944

Will bottleo's be open tomorrow


 No.254945

>>254941

You should be having a big seafood feast tomorrow.

>>254942

Yeah, cunts running around at the last minute to stock up over the long weekend.


 No.254946

>>254943

The white man wouldn't even try it on with a pajeet business.

A white-owned Mum & Dad business is another matter though. They'd happily fine them into bankruptcy.


 No.254947

>>254945

>You should be having a big seafood feast tomorrow.

SA Whiting, only $300/kg!

I'll get a prawn sambal or whatever it's called from the curry shop.


 No.254948

>>254944

Depends what state your in, but the general consensus seems to be that mostly everything is closed in NSW except for McDonald's and other fast food joints.


 No.254949

>>254944

Most wont. Some pubs will sell you a sly six pack over the bar if you're lucky.


 No.254950

>>254947

>SA Whiting, only $300/kg!

Fuck, the cunt down the road from me was selling bream and leather jacket for $65 a kg, old man went into the fish markets and bough a shitload for only $110, prawns, oysters, leather jackets and baby octopus.


 No.254951

>>254950

I was exaggerating the cost, but shit is expensive here. The best of it goes straight to the chink export market, and we get to pay a premium for the leftovers.


 No.254952

>>254951

That's fucked, and in return we get dogshit prawns from vietnam and god knows where else.


 No.254953

>>254951

>The best of it goes straight to the chink export market

They probably get 3x or 4x the money for them. I would if there is was no law and you could double or triple your money.

>>254952

Not fresh anymore. A ban was introduced a while back and that is why the cost of fresh prawns increased $10 to $20 a kilogram.


 No.254954

They also declared a whole bunch of water off limits to recreational fishing in SA a few years ago, so you can't even do it yourself, apart from off a jetty or beach.


 No.254955

I wonder what the fine is for stealing commercial trawler pots?


 No.254956

>>254954

You need a licence to do any kind of fishing in NSW, it's ridiculous.


 No.254957

I remember hearing a story in the 1980s from someone who told of catching these big fish near an estuary at a particular time. He was paid a thousand for the work as he was a big strong guy, which was big money at the time. He asked why they cost so much and they said they threw the fuckers onto planes that went to Japan and they easily paid a thousand or more for each fish.


 No.254958

>>254955

If you get your hands on a cheap boat and some gloves go for it. But you'll probably need to do it under darkness as people will probably report you if you are using local facilities that the fishermen use. Plus isn't their a big ass fine for it since you don't have the proper license.


 No.254959

Just want to go get pissed somewhere that’s not my room


 No.254960

I think the 'reading' lenses weren't bullshit.

Stuff close up is like super HD but far away a bit difficult, was a bit tough reading number plates


 No.254961

>>254959

Buy a goonie and head down to the local park.


 No.254962

File: 67244644b35cff6⋯.jpg (2.32 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, ec33828f1d5ebb767528ee5c15….jpg)

>>254959

Use the foot path near my car park.


 No.254963

>>254959

head down to your local watering hole and buy the nearest bird a vodka n soda.


 No.254964

>>254959

You can use my office for a small fee.


 No.254965

>>254959

You can use my orifice for a small fee.


 No.254966

Any Melbourne neets wanna get on the piss


 No.254967

>>254964

NO WOIGHT CUNT IS STICKING THEIR FINGERS UP ME POOEY HOLE UNNA


 No.254968

Absolute shit on TV again tonight.


 No.254969

>>254968

Invite cruisey and his misso around for dinner and a few bottles of red


 No.254970

>>254969

Somehow I don't think my house is a good first time meeting place.


 No.254971

>>254970

You'll all have a good time and a chuckle of that boong doll.


 No.254972

File: 75eda3a4a71ea7a⋯.jpg (1017.74 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, DrillinUnna.jpg)

>>254938

gimme dat oil unna


 No.254973

Imagine being this poor cunt.

Cops arrest the wrong guy and let him go 24 hours later. Meanwhile he has probably lost his job, everybody he works with thinks he's a kiddy fucker, everybody in his street thinks he's a kiddy fucker. There's no coming back from that shit.

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/law-order/man-arrested-charged-with-rape-of-10yearold-girl-at-blair-athol-public-toilet/news-story/4057d514e2835a864e3d3f3f88e3f405?nk=5bb66926ad6c408d39c0659189c18a64-1555574971


 No.254974

>>254971

With Cruisey stopping proceedings every 59 seconds to record another video.


 No.254975

>>254973

>Imagine being this poor cunt.

Fuck that would suck…


 No.254976

>>254974

How else are we going to review the affair m8?


 No.254977

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>254976

I bet his misso doesn't even like 2Live Crew


 No.254978

Saw a poor black fella at North Terrace getting escorted away by some white dog coppers. Fucking racist white cunts UNNA


 No.254979

>>254977

With that playing at a low volume in the background would be perfect.


 No.254980


 No.254981

File: 1cd98a2bff65d5e⋯.jpg (1.24 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190418_161324.jpg)

File: 34306f37b251150⋯.jpg (2.75 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190418_162016.jpg)

Hitting dans for the long weekend


 No.254982

>>254979

Little known Weber fact #437:

He owns a couple of turntables, a mixer, an 1800 Watt amplifier, and a bunch of nignog records.


 No.254983

>>254981

What is it with you and seppo beer, you boong?


 No.254984

>>254981

Didn't even bother going to Dan's, carp park is too small so I stopped by 1st choice, the 2nd choice when Dan is out of reach


 No.254985

>>254982

All you need now is catering for the colonel and refreshments from Dan. Plastic cutlery is a must and will help set the scene for the party.


 No.254986

>>254981

Thank you.


 No.254987

You’re better off dead, when your mind’s been set from nine until five


 No.254988

>>254982

>1800 Watt amplifier

Loudboi, I've got a Peavey 5150 combo for my guitars, 120 watts of pure boomer tubes.


 No.254989

>>254988

It was a package deal when I bought it. Originally a 1200W amp and two Quest party speakers. When I got robbed they insurer could only find the 1800W model amp for sale so that they gave me that.

I could certainly piss people off for a couple of blocks, but I suspect my house would fall down.


 No.254990

>>254989

>When I got robbed they insurer could only find the 1800W model amp for sale so that they gave me that.

Noice, I can barely crank my amp past 5 without an attenuator, cunt is so loud but you need to really crank it up to heat up the tubes and get a nice distortion sound.


 No.254991

File: 1fad3412ea06b0d⋯.jpg (1.6 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_0301.jpg)


 No.254992

>>254991

>jew tang clan

wat


 No.254993

>>254991

oy vey


 No.254994

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>254992

I was into scratching. A breaks record is basically one side with nothing but instrumentals. The other side has short repeating loops of random sounds like "fresh". You put a beat on one turntable and on the other you put a record with sounds you want to scratch or cut up.

Because they're a niche market the covers are all piss takes.

This is an example of a such a record.


 No.254995

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>254994

And an example of one in use.


 No.254996

>>254994

>Because they're a niche market the covers are all piss takes.

Ahh, that's pretty lulzy, one of my friends was into that sort of thing back in the day but I never paid much attention to it.


 No.254997

>>254994

hmmmmm


 No.254998

>>254995

Looks pretty tricky, I guess once you get the timing right it becomes pretty easy though.


 No.254999

Volunteered today for 8 and 40 minutes


 No.255000

>>254998

It's surprisingly hard to be genuinely good.

I came from a classical music background (piano) and thought scratching was a bunch of shit.

You can certainly get up to speed with the basic scratches pretty quickly, but people like Qbert or Mix Master Mike (Beastie Boys) are a whole other level.

Once you get past basic scratching there is stuff like juggling (switching back and forth between two records) or drumming, where the record has just isolated drum beats or snares, and you form the drum rhythm by moving the record.

Lyrical rap still gives me the shits.


 No.255001

>>254999

Good lad, when do you start at the hospital?


 No.255002

>>255000

>I came from a classical music background

Yeah same, violin for me.


 No.255003

I've been reading Gates of Vienna and holy shit there's some fucked up stuff going on in the Nordic countries. Australia needs a wake up call.


 No.255004

>>254999

Trips confirm you're alright, ShiteyPostingWheelcharNEET.

Is anybody else getting a fucking captcha every post and having to do it 58 times before it works?


 No.255005

>>255001

On the 29th of April


 No.255006

>>255002

Guitar must be piss easy for you, coming from a fret-less instrument like violin. I despair when it comes to the banjo.


 No.255007

>>255000

How are you going with the banjo


 No.255008

>>255003

You don't want grenade attacks every day that your Swedish Police ignore?

You don't want your women to face a 1-in-3 prospect of rape?

You don't want your local church mysteriously burning down?

Guess who's about to get a visit from the thought police?


 No.255009

>>255008

Fuck the thought police, I'm behind seven proxies!


 No.255010

>>255007

Shit. exec ol' sausage fingers don't want to work. Two steps forward, one step back every couple of weeks.


 No.255011

7pm

Only 2 beers left

I fucked up again. Might hit the town


 No.255012

>>255006

Yeah it was pretty easy, switched to guitar when I was 13, I've never played a banjo, only real exotic thing I've played is a hardanger fiddle, a norwegian violin with frets and also has 3 or 4 sympathetic strings that resonate behind the other strings, kinda of gives it a n organ/harmonica sound.


 No.255013

>>255012

The nut on a banjo is like 1.25" wide.

Trying to get a finger on the first fret and three fingers on the second fret is a fucking nightmare.

Plus I feel fucking stupid now pushing 40 and this fucking wizz kid with little girl fingers who has been playing from about 5 can do it.

I know more music theory than her, but still look like a boomer retard.


 No.255014

File: a6ff51f4c248a8d⋯.jpg (67.23 KB, 640x591, 640:591, GovernmentSponsoredAutogen….jpg)

>>255008

I'm more worried about the government than the immigrants. If someone lets a tiger into the village you don't blame the tiger.


 No.255015

>>255013

>Plus I feel fucking stupid now pushing 40 and this fucking wizz kid with little girl fingers who has been playing from about 5 can do it.

>I know more music theory than her, but still look like a boomer retard.

lel


 No.255016

>>255013

>tfw no taylor gf


 No.255017

Love the footy, nothing better than handsome studs wrestling each others hot muscly bodies. Brb gonna have a wank💦💦💦💦


 No.255018

>>255017

Have a goon to


 No.255019


 No.255020

If only they were not white males it would be my perfect fantasy 🍆💦😈


 No.255021


 No.255022

Hey Shire,

If I decide to push ahead with that AC Cobra build this year or next, is there any reason I shouldn't just stick with the Ford 427 FE engine?

Tossers these days seem to be cramming anything into them including bloody LS1/Commodore engines.


 No.255023

File: 04d973597463e5e⋯.jpg (54.81 KB, 410x496, 205:248, easter.jpg)

>>254973

Well neets, easter is here. Are you gorging yourself on chocolate?


 No.255024

>>255022

lmao, I was going to say just go with an LS1, they're pretty bulletproof and there are tons of parts around for them.


 No.255025

>>255023

I will be. I've told my Mum for years now not to buy me that shit because I won't eat it. Then of course I eat it all in one sitting.


 No.255026

>>255023

Somebody gave me an Easter egg at work this morning. He then followed it up with "it comes with a price, I need blah blah blah this afternoon".

The nice girl who has brought me chocolate on other occasions started her long weekend earlier this week.


 No.255027

>>255024

I'd prefer to build a fairly accurate clone. Obviously nice modern brakes and suspension are OK, but I'd prefer to stick a classic block in there. Plus 427 is like 7 litres, so it'd be a big fuck you to greenies.


 No.255028

>>255023

Soon…

>>255025

I keep my chocolate at least a few steps away from me and that seems to help during my binges. I am too lazy to roll my chair over to get them.

>>255026

Was it a cheap Easter egg?


 No.255029

>>255028

>Was it a cheap Easter egg?

Yeah it was in one of those 24 packs. About 2 inches long, maybe 1.5 inches diameter. Light green foil.


 No.255030

>>255027

427 would probably be fine, the biggest problem is they are old and parts might be a problem, I don't know if Ford still make new crate engines like that, if they do it might not be an issue, I understand the purity thing though, don't want to stick a GM engine in something Ford related.


 No.255031

First sip of the day


 No.255032

>>255023

I'm trying to avoid a trip to the supermarket for this reason alone


 No.255033

>>254913

>I'll have to visit Mr Murphy

You're supposed to get to the top of the slide before you start coming down.


 No.255034

>>255031

have a cuppa


 No.255035

>>255031

gunna join ya


 No.255036

Well it looks they do still make crate engines and in 427ci

>$11,500US

https://performanceparts.ford.com/part/M-6007-Z2427FFT


 No.255037

>>255030

>purity thing

Yeah, ignoring the fact AC was a British car builder who decided to stick a seppo big block in the thing just to be different.

There appear to be a bunch of people producing new crate 427s.


 No.255038

>>255029

I tried chinese made easter eggs from coles a few years ago. Terrible - made me feel sick. Stick with cadbury's.


 No.255039

I've become the biggest shitlord at work. I openly talk about how wonderful globalism and diversity is in a sarcastic Onion Love of voice and nobody gives a fuck. I have entered the meta of clown world.


 No.255040

>>254947

I'll probably have snapper and prawns tomorrow night like a good Irish Catholic.


 No.255041

>>255032

Just got back from woolworths here - it's busy as fuck because of the long weekend. Expect to spend most of your trip driving around the car park chasing pedestrians in the hope that they're going to their cars.


 No.255042

>>255039

>wtf Onion Love = T O N E


 No.255043

>>255039

I do that too. A coworker forwarded a huffpost tier thing saying that flat earth is a nazi conspiracy.

They don't get me.


 No.255044


 No.255045

>>255037

If you can afford it I'd say go for it, but for me I'd go with an LS based engine just because they are cheap and easy to tune for shitloads of power.


 No.255046

>>255042

Very good.

On that subject I have added two new ones, whoever finds either of which will get to name the next Gen. I will edit whatever the next Gen is if someone doesn't honour this code.


 No.255047

File: 33888e6bbb6e862⋯.png (143.53 KB, 410x445, 82:89, lindt-bunny.png)

>>255038

have a Lindt


 No.255048

>>255045

Fair enough.

Power is the other thing.

Apparently one of the reason there are so few original AC Cobras around is that a car weighing 2000lbs (900kg) putting out 600hp is somewhat difficult to control when you put your foot down.


 No.255049

>>255047

Way too haute for this plebian neet


 No.255050

File: f7047eac723ed88⋯.jpg (165.43 KB, 953x953, 1:1, f7047eac723ed88cef79e662d8….jpg)

GOON FOR THE GOONLORD


 No.255051

>>254951

No it doesn't. A lot gets exported because they pay more. Then we whinge about the cost and buy indonesian shit fish like basa and hoki and their gay prawns.

SA has some of the best fish in the world. We have the best prawns and oysters on the planet.


 No.255052

File: 6dbe4fad74e6ec1⋯.png (339.15 KB, 474x310, 237:155, ClipboardImage.png)

>>255043

What a fascinating modern age we live in.


 No.255053

>>254966

Stop being a boong.


 No.255054

>>255045

>If you can afford it

This will be a slow drip project if I get going.

There's a guy on Kangaroo Island who builds AC chassis and fibreglass bodies for a living.

$16,500 is for the start up kit only consisting of "a fully welded space frame chassis, hand layed fiberglass body, doors, boot and bonnet with the doors hinged and latched and the boot and bonnet hinged only."

Obviously there's another $50k worth of work to do as time and money permits.


 No.255055

>>255051

>SA has some of the best fish in the world. We have the best prawns and oysters on the planet.

… if you can afford to pay whatever that dago Angelakis wants to sell it for.


 No.255056

>>255051

We should ban export of it, so aussies can afford to eat it instead of indonesian shit. Autarky when?


 No.255057

>>254969

I would have to arrange her cousin to come with us.


 No.255058

>>255056

When we get our three car manufacturing plants back thanks Liberals.


 No.255059

>>255058

thanks unions

we need bail out money

gets it

union immediately demands pay increases


 No.255060

>>255055

I used to sell it, we sold prawns for $20 a kilo and oysters were $10 for a dozen I think.

Being a fishmonger was good. We'd go to the wharf at day break and get all the good fish.


 No.255061

>>255041

>woolworths

It'd be a small foodland if I do go to a supermarket

>tfw semi-rural and remote community.

>>255042

nice

>>255043

I enjoy dropping subtle red-pills. My favorite is whenever someone brings up plastic use and I introduce them to the fact that around 95% of plastic in the ocean currently comes from 7 rivers, 5 of which are in Asia. 2 of which are located in Africa.


 No.255062

>>255057

Doesn't she have any white friends?


 No.255063

>>255058

That shit pisses me off. Up in weber country there's a town called mintaro where we have primo slate. We sell it to Italy and then buy it back as Italian slate.


 No.255064

>>255063

>>255059

Is there anything stopping us from making our own cars and our own slate?


 No.255065

>>255062

Yeah but they braid their hair and try to be nogs. Be proud of what you are. She has friends from all over. Has a couple cute afghani friends.


 No.255066

>>255064

A bunch of binding business deals and homos enforcing them.


 No.255067

>>255066

Solidarity trumps all of that.


 No.255068

>>255064

>Is there anything stopping us from making our own cars and our own slate?

There isn't, apart from cost (wages) vs what the chinks can import their shit for.


 No.255069

File: 5036f64c387552c⋯.jpg (64.88 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 5036f64c387552c8a2b99125d3….jpg)

Born to be wild!

*sips carlton draught*


 No.255070

>>254987

Nah man. This is success.


 No.255071

>>255069

That and some hot bitch feeding me grapes would be paradise.


 No.255072

>>255048

>>255054

Yeah they are really light cars, but if you can afford it and source the parts it should be fun.


 No.255073

>>255068

and we'd pay for chink steel and aluminium instead of using what was coming out of the one smelter we've left running here.


 No.255074

>>255068

Except that we are the company owners so the wages are only what we would pay ourselves. Plus the company can claim "jobs for long term out of work NEETs" or some shit and get a bunch of tax breaks.


 No.255075

>>254998

>tricky

tr-tr-tr tricky wicki wicki woo


 No.255076

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'd love to do build something ridiculous like this.


 No.255077

I'd love to live in a different country and just fuck off away from all this shit


 No.255078

>>255077

and you'd be forever treated like you didn't belong, or discovering whatever that country's laundry list of problems is


 No.255079

>>255077

>and you'd be forever treated like you didn't belong

That is a given here.

But naturally I would never belong overseas. I would never be a local, so I kind of find comfort in that


 No.255080

>>255077

As the unipolar world evaporates your dream will become reality. Position yourself between the two poles. Their attractive forces will cancel each other out and you can live in (relative) peace.


 No.255081

>>255077

Whats shit about india?


 No.255082

>>255077

You'd also take all the shit along with you.


 No.255083


 No.255084

>>255077

You should move to a rural and remote aboriginal community and set up a proctology practice.


 No.255085

>>255076

V8 in a VW frame


 No.255086

I'm an idiot NOOTs. Been sitting here thinking I've drunk all my wine and am ready for bed, and then notice I still have half a bottle. I blame Shire for answering my car questions.


 No.255087

>>255084

Good advice.


 No.255088

File: fbf6ee44e34a1d6⋯.gif (340.52 KB, 240x162, 40:27, pinguGOON.gif)

>>255086

>NOOTs

Better have a swig unna


 No.255089

>>255086

I'm on my 6th tall can of stella

I don't want to go to bed but I don't want to sober up

Certain kind of suffering


 No.255090

File: 91c0f51128a5a5d⋯.jpg (119.59 KB, 405x400, 81:80, 400.jpg)

Making a neet zine will anyone buy it off my etsy store?


 No.255091


 No.255092

File: e1d1f840a0603f6⋯.gif (465.97 KB, 250x200, 5:4, pinguClap.gif)


 No.255093

>>255076

Awesome.


 No.255094

>>255090

Are naked pictures of you available there?


 No.255095

>>255094

Wank pics and poo pics


 No.255096

>>255095

With a free sample, I may be tempted.


 No.255097

File: 948401d87abda9c⋯.jpg (22.27 KB, 407x405, 407:405, need-money-still-dont-look….jpg)

Nostalgic neet meme


 No.255098

>>255096

Key word "buy". i have a feminist zine that you can have for free


 No.255099

>>255090

If it has useful information that is readable then yes.


 No.255100

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>255063

>buy it back as Italian slate.

Yeah but you get some sick National Tiles adverts.


 No.255101

>>255090

Back in my day zines weren't advertised and were free.


 No.255102

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.255103

>>255098

I will only accept things I can wank to.


 No.255104


 No.255105

>>255103

Its totes wankable


 No.255106

>>255105

Post a link then.


 No.255107

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.255108


 No.255109

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.255110

Weber’s wankrupt


 No.255111

>>255110

I thought I was being forcibly wanked off this weekend?


 No.255112


 No.255113

>>255107

>>255109

>tfw severely impressed

Lowest prices are JUST the beginning


 No.255114

>>255113

I'm surprised Dan hasn't tried to sue them over the use of that phrase.


 No.255115

>>255108

>NO MISSING PAGES, but test in spine

Must have been a powerful wank m8. I thought it was a digital thing I could purchase and wank to…


 No.255116

>>254984

The car park was a mess today, saw a neckbeard trying to chat up this Asian girl at a wine tasting booth. She was struggling to laugh at his bad jokes


 No.255117

>>255115

>>255108

*tear in spine

Fucking phone keypad.


 No.255118

>>255114

If Dan was alive you better believe he'd be taking wesfarmers to court.


 No.255119

File: 245f2fe98630e79⋯.jpg (111.22 KB, 629x793, 629:793, Shut_Up_Liberal_Kim_Jong_U….jpg)

Lo key - test my nutz

buckshot - strapped with that thang


 No.255120

first week of graduate job and had to introduce myself in front of everyone. face turned to tomato red and stuttered, someone shouted out im blushing. not going back in, learned my lesson for leaving neet life.


 No.255121

>>255120

What type of graduate job?


 No.255122

>>255120

dont be a girl


 No.255123

>>255120

>someone shouted out im blushing

fuck


 No.255124

>>255120

Give it 2 weeks and you will be applying the same banter


 No.255125

>>255120

>someone shouted out im blushing

And that's where you say back "fuck you, you dickless wonder"


 No.255126

File: 746485501a25ba6⋯.png (134.8 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.255127

>>255126

Get off the pills.


 No.255128

>>255126

fuck that shit, real men take acid


 No.255129

>>255127

I think it's for genuine therapeutic reasons though.


 No.255130

Huge amounts of keif being smoked


 No.255131

>>255130

Have a wank


 No.255132

>>255131

I'm working a girl I've rooted for nudes, and I reckon I'm close to the jackpot, so I will be holding off until mission success for the wank


 No.255133

>>255132

Hot, how old is she and will you be sharing these pictures here?


 No.255134

File: 22f48578d9ae33f⋯.png (112.45 KB, 1059x759, 353:253, plastic.png)

>>255061

Actually looked this up, it turns out nearly all that plastic floating around in the oceans comes from china, with some minor contributions from india.


 No.255135

uhh neeties I missed the cut off for changing adress for the election

will I get fined


 No.255136

>>255135

You'll have to vote in your assigned electorate, citizen


 No.255137

>>255136

at least its not too far unna


 No.255138

>>255130

save some for Hitler's Birthday on Saturday 4/20 fgt


 No.255139

File: 4811bab54e756eb⋯.png (347.27 KB, 714x418, 357:209, friendship_is_magic.png)

>>255138

What sort of cake do you think he'd like?


 No.255140

>>255129

No it isn't. It's just because the first sleeping pills he had didn't work.

He is taking a psychotropic med for it's side effect of drowsiness.


 No.255141

>>255134

That's some nice data.


 No.255142

Cooked chicken and capsicum, put every spice I had on it

Not too bad


 No.255143

File: b7c12f0efeed75e⋯.png (2.83 MB, 1456x1941, 1456:1941, C1BAD2B8-C357-45B6-BCCD-6B….png)

>tfw severely depressed


 No.255144

>severely depressed

>iktf


 No.255145


 No.255146

>>255143

Get a bigger TV


 No.255147

wish i had some mates to get pissed with


 No.255148

Fucking hate leftists, why dont they just admit they want to suck nigger dick


 No.255149

Wish I had a bunch of mates who liked sinking piss, smoking cones, talking about NEEThood and neetlyfe together


 No.255150

I cooked up some kangaroo mince with some onion. I added salt, pepper, oregano, parsley, basil and thyme but it ended up being rather bland. I mixed in some tomato paste which made it better. I ate it using cos lettuce leaves to form little taco type things. Any advice for making it a bit more flavoursome? I think I was a little stingy with my spices.


 No.255151

>>255149

Adelaide NEETup when?


 No.255152

>>255139

I was thinking of making one of those Fuhrer apple cakes he used to like.


 No.255153

>>255150

Add more cheese


 No.255154

Protein shake for second dinner


 No.255155

>>255153

Fuck, I forgot the cheese. I even bought a kilo of it today. Thanks neet. The kangaroo mince is $9 per kilo which is alright as far as meat goes.


 No.255156

Thinking about neetkings ex


 No.255157

>>255150

>>255153

Add more Boong semen

>>255151

Cruisey's wedding

>>255154

Boong semen?


 No.255158

>>255148

because deep down they desire Tony's Onion Cock


 No.255159

>>255155

Mate, turkey is only $6 and way leaner


 No.255160

>>255159

We aren’t fucking yanks mate


 No.255161

>>255159

Where the fuck do you find Turkey mince for $6 a kilo


 No.255162

>>255161

It might've been 500g

not sorry


 No.255163

>>255162

you boong


 No.255164

>>255160

That's right, any self respecting neet will only fuck boongs.


 No.255165

>>255164

I love aborigionals 👅💦🍆


 No.255166

19 degrees today in Shitbourne. Got home tired like a boong last night after the drive to the airport, went to w-a-g-eslavery in an awful rush this morning, before getting McDonald for lunch and stopping by Dan's for a longneck and bottle of bourbon on the way home, glad that I don't have to go back in tomorrow, might go for a drive instead.


 No.255167

ABORIGINAL ANAL


 No.255168

>>255156

Your mum?


 No.255169

>>255166

Go for a wankdrive, I usually drive along the coast and I cum out the window onto oncoming convertibles trying to get it in the drivers face. Few times I've managed to cum shoot people in sedans but it's a lot harder.

Best start out cum shooting cyclists


 No.255170

>>255169

>tfw impressed


 No.255171

>tfw can't sleep


 No.255172

>>255167

Post it unna


 No.255173

>>255171

I think about big naked aboriginals dancing in tones sex lair while Clive palmer masturbates at his computer watching the livestream


 No.255174

Xvideos embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.255175


 No.255176

Thinking about cruiseys dad


 No.255177

Tony sits on his throne in the boong masters chamber as the oiled up aboriginal men dance pleasurable on the semen stained floors, rich high octane aromas fill the air fueling the aborigines lust for big white penis.

Tony's penis becomes errect, driving the wild natives mad with desire while Clive reaches for his cum rag in preparation for his climax.

Stay tuned for more on the federal election


 No.255178

Big boong sized, onion flavored frangas.


 No.255179

>>255177

Lewd, is this canon?


 No.255180

File: 098cbafac7db3a2⋯.jpg (93.14 KB, 840x629, 840:629, abbott.jpg)

>>255179

This is happening right now


 No.255181

Tfw 25 and depressed


 No.255182

File: 3f172c92e9d8f4f⋯.jpg (68.95 KB, 650x366, 325:183, unnaFetish.jpg)


 No.255183

>>255182

Shopped

Boongs don’t drink vb


 No.255184

>>255183

Boongs drink deeply from the generous tip of Tony's penis


 No.255185

File: 3c2ef1d38eeeb6f⋯.jpg (772.07 KB, 2447x3262, 2447:3262, tfw.jpg)


 No.255186

>>255185

Poor cunt doesn't even have dial up, has to shit post through the mail


 No.255187

File: 75a1e142635b83d⋯.png (141.51 KB, 400x372, 100:93, 1552797209088.png)


 No.255188

I'm pretty tired. Night Night NEETs.


 No.255189

>>255188

Goon night.


 No.255190

File: 4d84f33964980b6⋯.jpg (765.51 KB, 1600x1075, 64:43, 9DivnPF.jpg)

I need to reset my sleeping seclude, try to get some sleep my Insomniac NEETs


 No.255191

>>255190

Goon / Good Night


 No.255192

Morning neets. On holidays like this I tend to think about the past. What things do you associate with easter?


 No.255193

>>255150

Maybe some paprika and garlic salt or chili flakes.cayenne pepper. Although, oregano and thyme are pretty strong flavours already.


 No.255194

>>255192

Good morning


 No.255195

File: 595af8b69b16936⋯.png (218.44 KB, 375x375, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.


 No.255196

>>255194

>>255192

Morning lads.


 No.255197

>>255195

Good morning


 No.255198

>>255196

Good morning, a lot of people up early this morning


 No.255199

>>255157

>Cruisey's wedding

Needs more Boong semen


 No.255200

>>255198

Got the routine in check, now I have 4 days off, which is just long enough to ruin it.


 No.255201


 No.255202

>>255201

Morning buddy.


 No.255203

File: 513d9dc93d04922⋯.png (1.77 MB, 1090x751, 1090:751, easter-egg.png)

>Many Christian denominations, including the Anglican, Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Lutheran, Methodist, Oriental Orthodox, and Reformed traditions, observe Good Friday with fasting and church services

Then why are we stuffing our faces with chocolate?


 No.255204

>>254758

>>254757

That's right, he's not a commie, he's just a fag who would be a commie if he wasn't a soft skinned pseudo-intellectual. I bet he doesn't the difference between a spanner and an allen wrench.


 No.255205

>>255203

>Then why are we stuffing our faces with chocolate?

Easter eggs are consumed on Sunday, you dingus.


 No.255206

(and good morning to all)


 No.255207

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB, 150x150, 1:1, 5c637f44e019608e0cbcff5b2….jpeg)

>>255203

>Then why are we stuffing our faces with chocolate?

I have instructed you to.


 No.255208

>>255207

Dan, being a Catholic paddy mc bogmonster potato nigger, would know when to consume Easter eggs.


 No.255209

Resurrection

Crucifixion

Jebus


 No.255210

We're never going to find these word filters.


 No.255211

black jesus

blackjesus

abo jesus

abojesus

boongjesus

boong jesus


 No.255212

king of the jews

inri

i can see your house from up here peter

possum = herrod


 No.255213

>>255212

>i can see your house from up here peter

What word filter is this?


 No.255214

>>255213

'it's a jesus on the cross joke


 No.255215

Hope cruiseys going to the Good Friday service with the misso


 No.255216

I'm still convinced that this whole christianity thing was concocted by jews as a form of psychological warfare against the roman empire during the jewish-roman wars. Maybe all religions can be explained that way.


 No.255217

>>255215

I hope the after hours phone does not ring during the service.

>>255216

It just needs more Boong semen


 No.255218

Wild weber wank


 No.255219

File: 6de4aaf146c3583⋯.png (2.54 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 88a433a897cf00b⋯.png (1.8 MB, 899x1200, 899:1200, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.255220

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>255212

>possum = herrod


 No.255221

>>255215

Are the rest of you?


 No.255222

You can only eat fish today.


 No.255223

File: 0df3e2b4d5a5096⋯.jpeg (58.51 KB, 996x800, 249:200, 1ae.jpeg)

Harry Potter on this morning


 No.255224

>>255223

IT IS NOT!


 No.255225

>>255222

<Unlikely


 No.255226

File: ca8cb5231709dc3⋯.png (84.98 KB, 839x657, 839:657, 618.png)

>>255224

Mum just put on the secret channel, I'm watching it right now while eating strawberry ice cream


 No.255227

>>255226

what one are you watching?


 No.255228

>>255226

>strawberry ice cream

Poo in the blood?


 No.255229

>>255222

I was having a pork roast for lunch. But because I want to take easter seriously I won't eat it all until dinner


 No.255230

File: 405079bbaf3fb3b⋯.png (253.33 KB, 500x816, 125:204, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.255231

File: b1dea6354aa20c8⋯.png (448.13 KB, 749x1008, 107:144, ClipboardImage.png)

Might go and do the dishes.


 No.255232

>>255231

He raised a very important counterpoint that has not been answered.


 No.255233

I bet the NEET who claims to have a secret TV channel shits his dacks regularly.


 No.255234

File: 4e42c9658a47286⋯.jpg (101.09 KB, 600x581, 600:581, That Feel When.jpg)

>>255233

<It's more likely than you think!


 No.255235

>>255225

You can eat my meat if you want.


 No.255236

>>255229

You heathen.


 No.255237

Starting to wish I'd gone to Dan's last night for supplies. The long weekend seems like a good time to get gooned.


 No.255238

File: 3f0a7840a289800⋯.jpg (51.27 KB, 700x1244, 175:311, 3f0a7840a2898008716f0b39a1….jpg)

>>255236

>>255237

Do they have sacramental goon at church services today?


 No.255239

>>255237

I wish I went shopping. I have quinoa, can tuna, and hashbrowns. I also have lasagna but I can't eat that.


 No.255240

>>255238

Sourced from Craig.


 No.255241

>>255239

>lasagna but I can't eat that.

You should learn how. It's one of the greatest inventions mankind has ever made.


 No.255242

Fucking boomer noise waking me up. Trying to have a sleep in and some dumb fuck needs to ride around on a lawn mower.


 No.255243

>>255241

It has meat in it. I'll have it tomorrow.


 No.255244

>>255242

HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY


 No.255245

>>255237

I decided last night I would only get enough for the night and avoid alcohol today. Regretting it now.

I have bottles of scotch, including one 12 year old Glen Moray I don't particularly like, but I don't have any coke to mix it with.


 No.255246

>>255243

I just had a couple of pepperoni sticks.


 No.255247

>>255246

>violating lent

>not keeping kosher

Do you have no shame neet?


 No.255248

>>255247

i am a shameful nigga


 No.255249

I'm going to have some overnight oats with peaches and frozen berries for breakfast. A good cup of tea too.


 No.255250

if i uber eats a 2 litre coke i can get drunk


 No.255251

>>255249

That sounds nice.

Unfortunately it requires forethought, which most of us don't have.


 No.255252

>>255249

Did you end up trying them with vegemite? How were they?


 No.255253

>>255248

Crusiey's misso finally admits to posting here


 No.255254

>>255253

She only eats one type of salami.

I have instructed her to stay away from all other NEET's meat.


 No.255255

>>255222

I'm too poor to be religious


 No.255256

>>255227

It's one they never released to the general public but its the best one, another benifet of having the secret channel


 No.255257

>>255256

I don't believe a word you say.


 No.255258

So the chicken shop is open today. That means I can get a big bottle of softdrink and get shitfaced today. It's what JC would have wanted.


 No.255259

>>255252

I did that some time ago and it works really nice. That was with hot porridge though not overnight oats which are cold. I've found that eggs and peanut butter go well with oats as well. You make really milky scrambled eggs, add oats and then peanut butter once it is done.


 No.255260

>>255250

Do what must be done


 No.255261

>>255257

It's best you don't believe me because the jealousy is killing you


 No.255262

>>255259

this crazy food science has to stop m8


 No.255263

>>255258

Jesus was a goon aficionado


 No.255264

>>255261

You make up this grandiose stories hoping it will get you friends. It doesn't.


 No.255265

>>255262

One day he'll accidentally discover a toxic combination and in his dying moments he will realize we were right


 No.255266

>>255263

he should have got gooned and shot lightening out his dickhole at the romans


 No.255267

>>255265

I wonder if he has tried adding royal jelly to his oats yet.


 No.255268

>>255267

royal jelly combined with 1000 year old eggs, some tiger wang, and oats.


 No.255269

I wonder if Cruisey's church has finished the formalities and started on the fried chicken and watermelon yet


 No.255270

Bit chilly this morning neetoes


 No.255271

>>255270

It's 26.5 here.


 No.255272

>>255271

The forecast for today barely reaches half of that. it's a comfy feel after summer seemed to go on and on


 No.255273

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/couple-killed-after-accidentally-reversing-buggy-over-cliff-edge/news-story/1ae699ff652952f7e27ec5555c5cf425

Assuming a combined mass of 500-600kg, and a sheer drop, these dumb dumbs had about 7 seconds to contemplate not staying home and watching Harry Potter.


 No.255274

>>255273

That picture looks like random people laughing at the article


 No.255275

>>255245

The 12 year old Glen Moray is pretty nice if you ask me, try putting an ice cube in it if you don't like it straight.

15 degrees today in Shitbourne, going for a drive up the Black Spur, I'll try take some pictures.


 No.255276

Acquired 2 litres of Pepsi, half a chicken and some chips.


 No.255277

>>255275

I just think it tastes a bit weird. I have quite a few single malts, and prefer the isle whiskys. Glen Moray is a Speyside.


 No.255278

>>255254

>>255269

>>255271

Hot

>>255273

I have almost done something similar, but thank fuck I hit a fence. If you get spooked and hit the accelerator too fast it is very easy to do…


 No.255279

Are any other neets feeling just really bored? I expected to be relaxed, or passed out from a chocolate coma. Easter sucks.


 No.255280

The Irish know how to celebrate Good Friday.

It's interesting they're calling it a terror attack, when it started directly after Police started raiding residents.

https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/woman-killed-in-terror-attack-as-sniff-bombs-and-bullets-fired-at-cops-in-riot-in-ireland/news-story/54ea7d0cc92bf1eec38f062ff9ae9a42


 No.255281

>>255279

>Are any other neets feeling just really bored?

Just watching TV and playing old games, which stops the boredom for me.


 No.255282

>>255279

I'm glad to not be working but not so glad to be reminded that I don't have much to do in life besides work

Might read some books


 No.255283

>>255280

>sniff-bombs

lol


 No.255284

Chicken has been consumed.

Time to commence drinking.


 No.255285

>>255275

Just poured a glass and remembered why I'm not a huge fan: the sweet honey overtone.


 No.255286

>>255280

I don't get why the english just didn't ban the irish long ago. They really are literally nothing but trouble.


 No.255287

Two $5 domino pizzas from last night about to be excreted


 No.255288

>>255286

muh empire


 No.255289

>>255286

Should have just genocided them. Wouldn't have taken a large kill squad after the potato famine.

It's the same with the middle eastern wars since the 90s. Get rid of the rules of engagement and declare women, children, hospitals, moques, etc fair targets, and then annihilate them in a total air and ground war.


 No.255290

File: ce5ad29f91a35a2⋯.png (276.72 KB, 436x777, 436:777, HEAVEN.png)

>>255287

> $5 dollar dominos

Based what flaours ? PROTIP: the spicy veg is good one to get and keep for breakfast

almost went to dominos last night but opted instead for coles and bought 3 of my favourite $3.50 coles brand peperoni. Its gonna be wet and im gonna be gooned and i can just pop them in the oven. im planning conjac and big lamb roast tonight to honor the real fighting jesus


 No.255291

>>255290

> conjac


 No.255292

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

We need to invite this guy to a Council meeting.


 No.255293

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>255291

> you wanna know ma role model ?

> its in the brown bottle


 No.255294

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>255292

He goes on to say in another video that his great-great-grandexecher was Sir William Patterson who set up the Bank of England.


 No.255295

>>255293

c OG n a c


 No.255296

>>255292

I remember this video, it was nice and comfy.


 No.255297

>>255294

>grandexecher

Cruisey this f4t filter is messing up a heap of other words.


 No.255298

>>255295

bleh its all brandy anyway i just just cant get into whisky and scotch … lord i have tried my taste buds have totally changed… after a decade of red wine and brandy im now into white wine and vodka


 No.255299

>tfw hungover


 No.255300

>>255299

Severely?


 No.255301

File: d69bca2b8396d83⋯.jpeg (55.47 KB, 564x423, 4:3, 0127BE01-8E91-4D01-AA33-7….jpeg)

Thinking about my boy Jesus


 No.255302

>>255300

Just moderate


 No.255303

>tfw severely hung


 No.255304


 No.255305

>>255304

>tfw beaten


 No.255306

How much boong semen can fit inside an Easter egg?


 No.255307


 No.255308

>>255307

Thank you.


 No.255309

>>255306

Only one way to find out.


 No.255310

>>255308

You're welcome friend.

Provided you measure your easter egg in millimetres, you should get your answer in cubic mL.


 No.255311

File: 6077522edc7951e⋯.png (12.39 KB, 384x384, 1:1, 1B7247C6-EF1A-4F43-A379-60….png)

Easter?


 No.255312

Back in Gippsland for the Easter holidays


 No.255313

File: bb3b7ebf42e5676⋯.jpg (43.47 KB, 494x659, 494:659, 1431927567818.jpg)

Hitler's birthday soon.


 No.255314

>>255311

I also forgot this part of Easter, getting out the Grover is that how it is spelt?


 No.255315

>>255313

this in when the forcible weber wanking will begin


 No.255316

>>255314

groyper


 No.255317

>>255316

Dam, so close but far away.


 No.255318

File: 2ddfdcfbff80811⋯.png (37.64 KB, 350x419, 350:419, 1A522144-3BF2-488C-9418-57….png)

Dans isn’t open


 No.255319


 No.255320

>>255318

This is why you stockpile, noot.


 No.255321

>>255318

Respect the Lord and turn your wine habit into a water habit


 No.255322

indigenous respect


 No.255323

Mediocre Friday


 No.255324

File: 0380e55e9165b1a⋯.jpg (62.29 KB, 900x900, 1:1, dan.jpg)

>>255321

But Dan ist thy Lord


 No.255325

>>255324

Cease, vile heathen!


 No.255326

File: 608e3552903a3c1⋯.jpg (20.54 KB, 194x250, 97:125, 21182.jpg)

>>255318

you aren't a real alcoholic unless you act like a full doomsday prepper and buy multiple 4 litre goon sacks just incase for good friday… thats it.. i was gonna wait till 3pm but the time to get that sack out of the freezer and start some serious drinking !


 No.255327

>>255318

Should've gone to church and got gooned on the sacramental wine, now shouldn't you?


 No.255328

File: fa686fee4f2a820⋯.png (349.09 KB, 900x900, 1:1, dan.png)

>>255325

Thalt Dare Defy our Lord and Savior of the Lost Israeli Tribe


 No.255329

>>255327

>tfw you clutch the ministers hand and say "just a few more sips"


 No.255330

>>255329

this is beginning to become arousing


 No.255331

>>255330

The cup of boong semen spills. You have a look of disgust on your face, but you reach forth to save a few drops before it splashes onto the ground.


 No.255332

File: b882e1533acb394⋯.gif (1.64 MB, 480x360, 4:3, it begins.gif)

[picture related]


 No.255333

>>255332

keep us updated during your inebriation odyssey


 No.255334

>>255269

It's Lent.

Plus I've been asleep for the past 4 hours. Nan went to church and I was going to go but I wan't sure if she went to her local one of the Parish's main one. I called my dad and he didn't know either.


 No.255335

>>255271

It feels pretty warm outside, especially compared to how it was at 5:30 when I went outside last.


 No.255336

File: ea691b79b62c117⋯.jpg (2.46 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_7496.JPG)

>>255333

checked and no huge coastal biking goon odyssey like was planned. Squally storms been blowing in all day so its [pic related]. Comfy Shitposting with a goon sack and got a big rosemary garlic lamb roast and COGNAC reserved for later this will take effort to prepare i should of done afternoon but didnt so i hope i dont laze out and go the coles pepperoni pizza route instead :/


 No.255337

>>255285

Put some oats in it.


 No.255338

>>255336

A beautiful scene


 No.255339

>>255290

>peperoni

>pop them in the oven


 No.255340

>>255294

The grand-exec


 No.255341

I got rid of that one.


 No.255342

>>255311

I forgot all about that this year.


 No.255343


 No.255344

>>255339

>>255343

Were you imagining him putting a big roll of pepperoni in the oven?


 No.255345

Have any of you made deep fried ice cream before?


 No.255346

>>255345

That sounds like a war crime


 No.255347

File: 1e138971d6e2e65⋯.jpg (23.33 KB, 260x260, 1:1, png-pepe-frog-png-260_260.jpg)

>>255338

thanks might get a rainbow soon its an odd mix of storm and sunshine today

>>255339

>peperoni

>oven

NO ! i have been eating too much peperoni and mcnuggets im seriously malnourished. No clown food tonight. MEAT OIL IRON NUTRIENTS !!!!! it must be done


 No.255348

>>255344

He is a strange guy.


 No.255349

>>255348

I hope weird food combination neet isn't getting any funny ideas


 No.255350

File: 9329162dc434bd0⋯.png (852.91 KB, 1024x696, 128:87, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 24a5f384b7b3abd⋯.png (391.16 KB, 600x391, 600:391, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a9b65bd580b8ec0⋯.png (100.12 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>255346

Bet you've ever even had a fried mars bar.


 No.255351

>thinking about sticking my pepperoni in a NEETs oven.


 No.255352

>>255350

i can vouch for the deep fried mars bar: SACRILICIOUS

out of reach for neets at home. Deep frying needs lots of oil and lost of oil cost moneez


 No.255353

>>255352

>SACRILICIOUS

Got off the Conjac.


 No.255354

>>255350

I think i will stick to ordinary vanilla ice cream


 No.255355

>>255351

if you want something out of this word buy a cheap peroni pizza from coles and block of brie cheese

cook the pizza and put chunks of brie cheese on top…. omg i have a photo … its just out of this world the cheese is more expensive than the pizza


 No.255356


 No.255357


 No.255358

>>255355

Get the beetroot and goats cheese pizza from aldi.


 No.255359

Was out of milk for my morning coffee, it was unpleasant. Tasted a bit like boong semen


 No.255360

>>255359

I sincerely doubt you've ever even tasted boong semen


 No.255361


 No.255362

>>255359

long life milk is shit but its built expressly for that purpose. Keep some in the cupboard always. especially if you have milk stealing lazy wagie housemates


 No.255363

>>255360

If he had, he'd know it tastes like Shire's angus


 No.255364

>>255362

Another alternative is to keep a pregnant woman as a mistress


 No.255365

>>255358

>beetroot and goats cheese pizza from aldi.

never tried that. ill give it shot

> neet cuisine tips is why i come here


 No.255366

>not having your own unna extremist for such occasions to provide quality boong semen

Why do you all think NK's coming with us to the commune.


 No.255367

>>255366

I don't think our consent is really relevant


 No.255368

>>255360

It's rare and expensive.

>>255362

Ahh good point, there was some coconut milk

but after my last experience having it in coffee I passed.

>>255364

We're not all so fortunate.


 No.255369

>>255366

>Why do you all think NK's coming with us to the commune.

To organise and manage the boong prostitutes.


 No.255370

>>255365

It's a bit pricey at $6 for a thin crust pizza but it's pretty good. Misso got it about 2 years ago by accident and we have it now and then now.


 No.255371

>>255369

If that's what he told you then you're one of them


 No.255372

>>255366

Quite literally a cash cow.

>>255369

It's always a good idea to have a boong pimp around.


 No.255373

>>255370

the trick is get to below that $5 dominos threshold. This is my NEETGOD.

https://shop.coles.com.au/a/a-national/product/coles-pizza-pepperoni


 No.255374

>>255373

Aldi cheapo pizzas are much better than the coles ones.

You need to get on to the fabled egg and bacon pies, that is the cost/satisfaction winner.

A bit of salt and pepper and a lathering of spring gully Worcestershire sauce and you are set.


 No.255375

>>255374

yunno honestly i just never have been able to TRUST ALDI… i simply dont shop there. Glad you found some primo NEETEATS though


 No.255376

>>255375

I was really against them because 'foreigners', but they have as much local shit as anywhere else and all the others like coles and woolworths are foreign invested. Dan's profits go over the seas.


 No.255377

ok im tipsy AF and have the energy to prepare this lamb roast … gonna fucking DO IT

im off lads will try and blog this roast while i have a toast


 No.255378

File: fdc9e31a57ba5ee⋯.jpg (185.87 KB, 960x1015, 192:203, NEETKing.jpg)

Rape my OC NEETs


 No.255379

>>255376

Aldi is German so I like to think of them as South Australian


 No.255380

>>255377

I want step by step instructions. Become a famous sceencap.


 No.255381

>>255379

They have really taken off here. I went to one in Melbourne and it was shit, they even tried to sell piss there to lure customers in. I bought some cider because everything else looked terrible and I hate cider. It was shit. I didn't go to a bottleo because I didn't know where I was and I'd heard stories about Melbourne.


 No.255382

>>255381

I guess Aldi isn't as bad to since I grew up on it

do you not have Aldi where you're from


 No.255383

File: 6a783203ce3f5a0⋯.png (810.44 KB, 634x671, 634:671, ClipboardImage.png)

Going to go wash my penis.


 No.255384

>>255382

I do but I've only noticed it in the last 5 ish years. I'm in SA.


 No.255385

>>255384

Weird, I think I remember them only starting to be a thing in 2004 or something in Australia but I'm a young fag 22 so that's most of my schooling life then


 No.255386

IGA is superior


 No.255387

>>255383

remember to wash underneath the foreskin


 No.255388

>>255387

Don't have one, a Jew stole it


 No.255389

>>255388

Don't answer things for me. Also, how do you know?


 No.255390

>>255386

Drakes.


 No.255391

>>255389

A Jew sold me your one


 No.255392

bUm GASH


 No.255393

>>255388

my condolences


 No.255394

>>255385

Which NEET are you? Young, fresh meat is a sought after commodity here. You mustn't bleed though because it is Good Friday.


 No.255395

BUM RASH




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