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Time to stop acting like a dirty boong and start acting like a traditional custodian of this land UNNA

OLD >>253891


Sparkling water



Dig yourself.


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Low quality

Bum rash



Where's wanking and goon?



What a wholesome pepe.



Yes I know. I got the stars and stripes backwards.




Wholesome pepes for wholesome NEETs


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I can't afford to go off the rails again.

I fear if I do, there will be no coming back.

This is my last chance.



good point, perhaps we should make

Self-Boong-Provement Guide


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Don't Be Rama Rama unna



The street corner will unlock new opportunities and experiences if you walk down that path.


I am going to do a poo

THen have some green cordial

then go to bed



Drink the green cordial in bed and poo in the bed.



This is just silly and quite frankly the type of post I'd expect from a bottom-tier poster like Cruisey.


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Fuck you neet's, guess who.



Same advice immobile elderly people are given in aged care homes.


Are you discriminating against our elderly citizens?




Pretty sure you've said that before.

You need to get your shit together though, and not just for a week or a month.



Good night.



I'll pour your green cordial down the drain and poo on your bonnet.



Same thing happens to immobile elderly people in aged care homes.



the royal commission can't come soon enough.



Hopefully someone cleans the poo off their mobility scooters before they give evidence.





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No no no dear sir



He wouldn't post anything vile





Monday is Manic Monk and Monaro Monday

Tuesday is Cruisey Tuesday Talks

Wednesday is Craig Wanksneday

Thursday is Post a Pooday

Friday is Dan Night

Saturday is BoomerDay

Sunday is the day to visit Dan's holy Church


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faurkin aye unna



He called me vile names many a time






This is an aberration


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Fuck off dog I sniff what I want



We’re not guessing any more



I'd like to fuck her in that walking frame while all the boongs at the pub watch



Fine, Sunday is also Harry Potter Movie Night

Are you happy




Never heard of you.






cleanstove the retardo iii



He is not who you think he is

t. the guy who you think he is



They wont get their green cordial back though.



Did you learn that word off the news because of that big fire in France?



AYYYY How is the Sunburn UNNA, I've missed you cunt


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have a sniff



But only for cool neets that know the secret channel







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50mg of seroquel down the hatch



No, mummybot would often refer to my behaviour as aberrant



Is Foxtel the secret channel

I remember as a kid our family had Austar but not Free to Air so all these normies going on about some movie that played on 9 the last night confused me as a kid


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Fuck you wohite dogs


Feral u cunt





And for you City Boongs, Austar is what Foxtel was called for us rural cunts UNNA



Did you cast a disappearing spell on her?



That was a guess dickhead not cleanoven revealering hisself



It's true, I miss all of our lost NEETs, except HueNEET, I'm glad he's gone




I had foxtel in the 90's as a kid, I laughed at the peasents that only had free to air at school. Then I got dial up and shit go serious



IKTF the rich foxtel cunts went on about south park when that first came out, then when I got austar they went back to the normal channels.



Was he the dream poster?



I miss when south park was actually hard hitting



His grandmother appreciates the extra attention she receives from him not being on the Gen to.



Hue was the Brazillian who fucks his granny


Isn't she dead, which is sad because she actually sounded nice



He’s chowing down on her right now


All this talk of Foxtel. Elder NOOTs remember Galaxy



That won't slow him down giving her his love.



>Soupa de Avozinha, Uma Delicia



She's probably



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If only losers are unemployed, why is it that the quality of posts here plummets at about the time wagies get home from work?



Fuck off Possum



Because we're all NEETs at heart



I think that's just rose tinted glasses. It was about christmas poo and chocolate salty balls.



He should be referred to as he who shall not be named.



Shut up Gramps and drink your green cordial.



You’re a wizard, Weber



I dunno, a kid killing some guys parents and making that guy eat them in a Chilli was some next level shit matey



I wish I was Webby.


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Some choice comments on a site I know.



Back in my day we didn't have green cordial, we had abo cum and NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes which we'd mix to make our own cordial, its better than the shit you kids get these days unna



So glad I earn too little to pay taxes


When is your next exam?


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I pay taxes but I have an office "job" so it's not like I'm doing anything important. If it gets any worse I might have to go back to the NEET lyfe again though.


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Omg a cloured person



What do you do?



No you don’t



Probably works in the admin department that manages NK's poo warehouse.



I know right? He couldn't possibly afford that sofa.



I massage my bosses ego and try to read his mind so I know when I will get fired.



Maby he's a poor neet like us?



Another positive Webby quality, charisma.




Also, genuine.



Exactly. Why are we importing NEETs when we already have our own?


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What make you think hes a migrant? Whoite cunt



We could do with more boongs on here.



>tfw you cum after edging for hour after hour, day after day


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Aye cuz boong internationale


U need to make a trip to tha jizzy wizzy


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Good night NEETs who have names and NEETs soon to be named.



Looks like something my granddad would post on facebook.




Race war when?



I found it on voat.co. Pretty good site but you still need a VPN.


Probably after a few dozen more cathedrals have been burned down.



>NEETs soon to be named.

You'll never name me alive!

good night



Seeking aslyum = imperalism


Class war when?



Since when do you need a VPN for voat? did ISPs block it after the sub to pewds down under event?



Ironically I feel I have more in common with a rich white doctor or a poor skitzo homeless bogan then I do anyone who cannot speak English.



>Class war when?

When you dumb commie bastards acknowledge the existence of a third class bankers that sit between capitalists and workers and take money from both sides.


I think it got blocked with all the rest of the stuff. I never needed a VPN when I used it before.


I am a poor schizo homeless bogan at times, shit ain't that bad.



Well yeah that makes sense because you cant make sense speaking to each other. ?


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Kek not even a commie stop getting so triggered.



<class war


>not a commie



What ever mate, what out for those spooky commies.



Pricks are everywhere, their posters are up all around my city. Maybe that's why I'm jumpy.



Yeah fuck those commies and fuck white males to, destroy the patirarchy!



>never needed a VPN when I used it before

Me either, I haven't been on it in over a month, hence the surprise. I guess footage of the mosque-shit must have been posted there for it to get blocked.

>poor schizo homeless bogan at times

You seem decent enough, I can respect the nomad lifestyle.

Probably gain some legit life experience you wouldn't be able to obtain any other way by being homeless.


More that I have nothing in common culturally with certain races (sometimes they speak english, yes). If they don't have an Australian accent have they really grown up with and identify with our culture?

Also, some of these people, our elders literally fought wars against.



and having a 🅱enis should be illegal



I have met heaps of no white people with aussies accents, no if they dont have the accent they are new and after a few generations they will have the same accents and simular values.

Who cares?



Maby but we have to smash the patriarchy before that


I hate nonwhites.



>after a few generations they will have the same accents and simular values

You're describing immigration at a slow rate, like before the war. When it happens fast ~200k/yr people don't assimilate, they just form tribes and then later we get a race war.



This is the point of transgenderism no?



Why? Do you hate them because you have an inferiority complex from being low iq?


Yeah yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah nah


No there is no point to "transgenderism"



Your arguments are a little incoherent. Perhaps you should take some time to think them through.



Your ideas are the thing that needs thinking through.



The old "no you" trick huh.



Oh shit you got😃


The world would be a better place without nonwhites. Japs can stay though.



Based beta gook fucker



A lot of people say good things about Japan. I should go there to visit.


Which ideas are those?



>after a few generations they will have the same accents and simular values.

Accent yes, depends whether they speak their native language at home also. Have you ever been surrounded by asian students and all they speak between themselves is chinese? Shit's weird as fuck.



I dont know which poster you are


Oh damn bro thats so crazy what a big world where people speak differrent languages! So weird!



That's too bad. I know exactly who you are.


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Who am i



I'm just not very keen on learning chinknese or poojeet just to be able to understand what other people are saying.



Good night.



The guy who won't admit he's a commie.



Ok cool, do what ever you want it not like we live under a totalitarian communist regime


I had a kebab and $10 worth of chips today.



Your crazy dude, declaring everyone who disagrees with you to be a commie. You sound like a sjw but instead of white males its commies. Kek



>do what ever you want

good joke



was it haram?






>it's him




good, good


I want to drink gamer girl pee.



repulsive. might as well be drinking fermented menstrual blood.


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Big boong dick


Small gook willy


Humongous bulge


Gigantic erect nipples


Cruisey's Misso hunting season.


Yearly proctologist check up.


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Good night friends.



Fuck off.



good night


Gym went well neets. My bench press is complete shit (just the 20kg bar lol) but I'm progressing I guess. I only started actually lifting on Monday with the week prior spent sorting out form. I'm currently squatting 45kg which isn't much but to have improved since Monday is pretty fucking cool. I had struggled with 40kg on Monday and today I found 45kg easy. I don't want to drink when I'm optimistic.



Have a goon to be on the safe side



I drink abo bum sweat


Then I run my penis in dog poo I find on the road, when I'm all done I go home to dinner and Harry Potter on the secret channel


Ditch weed.


Craig rape


I've got a runny nose.


I know some of you want to get on to the secret channel and I'm not supposed to tell you but I will. Scroll up to the top and click the star next to AusNEETs. This will make a link appear right up the top, just to the right of the the top boards. That will take you to the secret channel.



The fuck are you on about cunt?



I have a runny dick



You're a marked man now boy, my mums got all the other cool neet mums on the phone and they're gonna get you in BIG trouble with your mum



The secret Harry Potter channel you daft cunt


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Harry Potter is a shit franchise.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I hate Harry Potter so fucking much.




Lol, you are SOOOOO much like Snape!! XDD









Orange man bad, orange man remind me of Voldemort!!! Impeach now!!!


Eating my Jenny Craig ham and cheese toastie.


I'm having some scrambled eggs with oats and peanut butter. My roommate expressed great disgust. It's okay but not as good as Vegemite.


What sort of housemates can I expect while renting a room for uni?






W-would one want to be my gf during uni?



Lot of drama if it falls through.



I'll be dumping her before I graduate.



sounds like

>Lot of drama



Can't be if I never see her again after graduation.



The relationship could easily fall apart before then which is the issue as you will then be in Korean War II: Electric Boogaloo.


Should have got a second tear and share, fuck sake



Should have gotten $10 of hot chips.


cant believe we live in 2019 and i cant get goon and kfc delivered at 1am


>tfw severely depressed


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Im living on my own like a povo cunt just scraping by on cenno and now they are trying to force me to do 4 weeks of 7 hours a day "course" just sitting in a room doing nothing. I left after day 2 and im not going back. This is cruel and unusual punishment for being unemployable. I feel like I should just become homeless at this point its not worth the fucking hassle.


unna craig ayy


>tfw severely impressed



The an application to the Administrative and Appeals Tribunal if they cut you off.




*Submit an application


Goon / Good Morning NEETs, especially my special and most favourite NEET (You)


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Why post that again?


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Good morning friends.






Yes, it's been posted here before.



So I'm not the only person who is riled by this BS?



There's your point.


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Has this one been posted? Chinese overlords are coming in fast.


Low quality conversation.

I just woke up.



Nobody likes a whinger.



That's a goon morning m8



No it hasn't



I'm drinking wine from a bottle an old housemate left behind.



Too right, he needs to stiffen up that lower lip and stop whinging about migration and jews.



Fuck you ASIO.


Good morning. Feeling pretty seroquelled this morning



Good morning. You need to get off that shit.



Goon work!


>Big Brekkie Burger, hotcakes, a coffee and two Easter eggs. All from McDonalds




I had one of those yesterday. The bbq sauce is good. I still think the breakky hero roll from HJ's is better though;



>I still think the breakky hero roll from HJ's is better though;

I would become executive if the HJ nearby was more accessible. Everything is good and cheap.


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Dear NEETs,

Just a reminder that I am closed tomorrow. Some stores are open on Sunday. But don't have a goon morning/afternoon tomorrow without any goon or boongka, stock up today

Kind regards,



I have 4 weeks to lose 30kg.


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Try the goon diet.


Anyone experiencing slow loading images? The posts appear and then 10 seconds later the image appear really blurry. It has happened for the last two days for me.



Not at the moment but I know exactly you mean.



The internet hates Dan propaganda.



Yeah, media.8ch.net has issues regularly.



You need to


using the mod log in to view the posts.

You're just like mum, nobody understands me



They're the only images posted.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm off to wage. Take care friends.


My vegan roommate drops sloppy liquid poos that smell unholy and somehow end up splattered around the inside of the bowl after flushing. I fucking hate vegetarians, vegans, keto and all these other dumb fuck regards that go for dumb diets.



I hate the goon and kfc diet bumholes.



Is this the female one?


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(You) have a pretty good knowledge at spotting me. May be you need more scenic imagery to inspire a change.



Have a goon +/ wank +/ binge


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>drops sloppy liquid poos


>the female one

I will continue to make you show disgust towards this image


>“This morning there was a regrettable accident: the president took the decision to shoot himself,” Erasmo Reyna, Garcia’s lawyer, told reporters outside the hospital after Garcia was admitted.





What about Craig?



Nah, I'll just go to Craig's as usual or stop drinking entirely. How does that sound?


A friend of mine text me this morning really upset because she met a guy at uni, brought him home, sucked him off and then he just left. Unadded her from social media and she is upset over that.


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If he can give you oral, he'll open his store anytime.


>or stop drinking entirely. How does that sound?


You gotta have that NEET party after mummybot leaves.



>… sucked him off and then he just left. Unadded her from social media

Tell her it's post cum regret.



I don't want to be mean so I'm going to leave it for a few days and then tell her to wait a bit before having sex with a guy in future.



I don't know what to say. I would probably give the advice that she needs to go out on a few dates with someone to know if they are into each other before taking them home. The guy probably had the impression she was down right for sex and that is all he wanted, which he dealt with in a pretty immature way.


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250mg of seroquel last night

Feeling good despite that, nice to not be hungover.

Nice morning here too, 18c, I feel kind of like an 80s businessman in Miami, with a spring in my step.



Bring her to tonight's Council meeting.



Weber is due for a root


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Wearing an unironed shirt to the interview.



>250mg of seroquel last night

What's the maximum dosage?


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Went to the nursing home to see Nannybot. She is not well and needs to be transferred back to hospital as she not eating or drinking. The manager kept trying to bring up palliative care, but could make it clear enough for mummybot to understand that she needs to be in hospital since they do not have the facilities. Thank god there was woman who has been in the bed next to her that explained how she went this week. The woman made it clear that she needs to be in hospital to get a fluid drip that they cannot provide in the nursing home. Jesus Christ this ordeal has destroyed my appetite for lunch.



You should have started 6 months ago



Told you last night to stay off the piss and prepare for the interview.


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>Tony Abbott Federal Election Campaign Launch

>>It took just days for Scott Morrison to retreat from suggestions he would promote Tony Abbott if the Coalition wins the election.


Onion Loves has a come back in the motion cunts!


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I am can imagine he would look like this and who wouldn't hire to a respectable young person with this look.


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Why does Onion Loves attract the sexy exec women?



I thought that was a facial abuse picture at first.


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I never fail to impress m8


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Still undecided on lunch. Thinking about having a Sustagen Sports shake. I feel so skele today…




I told you to stop acting like a boong



>palliative care

Fuck, sorry mate


Busting for a shit



I'm having a yiros burger with chips and a coke


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Took that shit, shouldn't have at those chocolate eggs last night



Thank you.


Sounds yum.



Low quality, but similar quantity as last time.



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Back from the interview, I think it went quite well, he even made some alluding remarks to having me starting by Tuesday, but that the hr chicks might have a problem with it and require all the paperwork etc. It was relatively short interview but they weren't expecting much experience, so seems ok. Was more sociable than I am in my previous interviews so thats a plus.

Had subway for lunch and picked up my new specs, feels good man

Feels good to be out and about doing things and not dressed in my cumstained trackies again. Think I'll have to visit Mr Murphy to celebrate the triumphs of the day.


Good arvo NEETs, fucken extra long weekend then next Thursday off for Anzac day.


Hope you get the job and things start going better for you.


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>Think I'll have to visit Mr Murphy to celebrate the triumphs of the day.

Why not use tonight and the next 4 days to sober up?



I'll be doing that after the weekend.

One of the rare occasions I get danned with family members



Good lad, I'm having a drink now and a few more over the weekend, really can't drink much more than six pack now with these anti-depressants I'm on or I'll get a really bad hangover.


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You should just share a bottle of nice red wine with Cindy each night. Don't stoop to the level of these other bogans.



I only have like a six pack once a week, usually on friday, or a few glasses of scotch, never been big on binge drinking I'd rather rip of a few cones instead tbh



I didn't realise you were another one of these pot smoking degenerates.



I actually haven't smoked pot in about 5 or 6 years, I don't know anyone that sells it, and even back when I could buy it, it would be like maybe three times a year.



We're all blokes here cunt, unlike you, soft little bum driller


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Goon afternoon frens. Kino afternoon on the bike track goonin it up.



I might go for a bike ride




Get back to this soft little bum driller when you have held a job for more than two weeks.



Don't let the rudeness outshine your kindness.



Goon afternoon fren.



I take offense to someones self-destructive behavior implying they're poor hearted souls with ill intent.



What? You called somebody a bum driller for saying they didn't like druggies.


Hungry Jacks for din dins tonight



I am tossing up between an Indian curry and something from the chicken and chips shop (not KFC).



I'd go with the curry if it's from a decent place.


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Why not both mate?


Might get a feed at the pub, wonder if itll be busy or not





Might be, was busy as fuck at the shops on my way home today.



I might actually get the curry tomorrow night. Pajeets won't care about SA's archaic Good Friday trading laws.



Shops are closed tomorrow, that's why. They open on Saturday before closing on Sunday but people are crazy cunts.



>Pajeets won't care about SA's archaic Good Friday trading laws.

Could they get fined by the white man?


Will bottleo's be open tomorrow



You should be having a big seafood feast tomorrow.


Yeah, cunts running around at the last minute to stock up over the long weekend.



The white man wouldn't even try it on with a pajeet business.

A white-owned Mum & Dad business is another matter though. They'd happily fine them into bankruptcy.



>You should be having a big seafood feast tomorrow.

SA Whiting, only $300/kg!

I'll get a prawn sambal or whatever it's called from the curry shop.



Depends what state your in, but the general consensus seems to be that mostly everything is closed in NSW except for McDonald's and other fast food joints.



Most wont. Some pubs will sell you a sly six pack over the bar if you're lucky.



>SA Whiting, only $300/kg!

Fuck, the cunt down the road from me was selling bream and leather jacket for $65 a kg, old man went into the fish markets and bough a shitload for only $110, prawns, oysters, leather jackets and baby octopus.



I was exaggerating the cost, but shit is expensive here. The best of it goes straight to the chink export market, and we get to pay a premium for the leftovers.



That's fucked, and in return we get dogshit prawns from vietnam and god knows where else.



>The best of it goes straight to the chink export market

They probably get 3x or 4x the money for them. I would if there is was no law and you could double or triple your money.


Not fresh anymore. A ban was introduced a while back and that is why the cost of fresh prawns increased $10 to $20 a kilogram.


They also declared a whole bunch of water off limits to recreational fishing in SA a few years ago, so you can't even do it yourself, apart from off a jetty or beach.


I wonder what the fine is for stealing commercial trawler pots?



You need a licence to do any kind of fishing in NSW, it's ridiculous.


I remember hearing a story in the 1980s from someone who told of catching these big fish near an estuary at a particular time. He was paid a thousand for the work as he was a big strong guy, which was big money at the time. He asked why they cost so much and they said they threw the fuckers onto planes that went to Japan and they easily paid a thousand or more for each fish.



If you get your hands on a cheap boat and some gloves go for it. But you'll probably need to do it under darkness as people will probably report you if you are using local facilities that the fishermen use. Plus isn't their a big ass fine for it since you don't have the proper license.


Just want to go get pissed somewhere that’s not my room


I think the 'reading' lenses weren't bullshit.

Stuff close up is like super HD but far away a bit difficult, was a bit tough reading number plates



Buy a goonie and head down to the local park.


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Use the foot path near my car park.



head down to your local watering hole and buy the nearest bird a vodka n soda.



You can use my office for a small fee.



You can use my orifice for a small fee.


Any Melbourne neets wanna get on the piss





Absolute shit on TV again tonight.



Invite cruisey and his misso around for dinner and a few bottles of red



Somehow I don't think my house is a good first time meeting place.



You'll all have a good time and a chuckle of that boong doll.


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gimme dat oil unna


Imagine being this poor cunt.

Cops arrest the wrong guy and let him go 24 hours later. Meanwhile he has probably lost his job, everybody he works with thinks he's a kiddy fucker, everybody in his street thinks he's a kiddy fucker. There's no coming back from that shit.




With Cruisey stopping proceedings every 59 seconds to record another video.



>Imagine being this poor cunt.

Fuck that would suck…



How else are we going to review the affair m8?


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I bet his misso doesn't even like 2Live Crew


Saw a poor black fella at North Terrace getting escorted away by some white dog coppers. Fucking racist white cunts UNNA



With that playing at a low volume in the background would be perfect.



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Hitting dans for the long weekend



Little known Weber fact #437:

He owns a couple of turntables, a mixer, an 1800 Watt amplifier, and a bunch of nignog records.



What is it with you and seppo beer, you boong?



Didn't even bother going to Dan's, carp park is too small so I stopped by 1st choice, the 2nd choice when Dan is out of reach



All you need now is catering for the colonel and refreshments from Dan. Plastic cutlery is a must and will help set the scene for the party.



Thank you.


You’re better off dead, when your mind’s been set from nine until five



>1800 Watt amplifier

Loudboi, I've got a Peavey 5150 combo for my guitars, 120 watts of pure boomer tubes.



It was a package deal when I bought it. Originally a 1200W amp and two Quest party speakers. When I got robbed they insurer could only find the 1800W model amp for sale so that they gave me that.

I could certainly piss people off for a couple of blocks, but I suspect my house would fall down.



>When I got robbed they insurer could only find the 1800W model amp for sale so that they gave me that.

Noice, I can barely crank my amp past 5 without an attenuator, cunt is so loud but you need to really crank it up to heat up the tubes and get a nice distortion sound.


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>jew tang clan




oy vey


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I was into scratching. A breaks record is basically one side with nothing but instrumentals. The other side has short repeating loops of random sounds like "fresh". You put a beat on one turntable and on the other you put a record with sounds you want to scratch or cut up.

Because they're a niche market the covers are all piss takes.

This is an example of a such a record.


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And an example of one in use.



>Because they're a niche market the covers are all piss takes.

Ahh, that's pretty lulzy, one of my friends was into that sort of thing back in the day but I never paid much attention to it.






Looks pretty tricky, I guess once you get the timing right it becomes pretty easy though.


Volunteered today for 8 and 40 minutes



It's surprisingly hard to be genuinely good.

I came from a classical music background (piano) and thought scratching was a bunch of shit.

You can certainly get up to speed with the basic scratches pretty quickly, but people like Qbert or Mix Master Mike (Beastie Boys) are a whole other level.

Once you get past basic scratching there is stuff like juggling (switching back and forth between two records) or drumming, where the record has just isolated drum beats or snares, and you form the drum rhythm by moving the record.

Lyrical rap still gives me the shits.



Good lad, when do you start at the hospital?



>I came from a classical music background

Yeah same, violin for me.


I've been reading Gates of Vienna and holy shit there's some fucked up stuff going on in the Nordic countries. Australia needs a wake up call.



Trips confirm you're alright, ShiteyPostingWheelcharNEET.

Is anybody else getting a fucking captcha every post and having to do it 58 times before it works?



On the 29th of April



Guitar must be piss easy for you, coming from a fret-less instrument like violin. I despair when it comes to the banjo.



How are you going with the banjo



You don't want grenade attacks every day that your Swedish Police ignore?

You don't want your women to face a 1-in-3 prospect of rape?

You don't want your local church mysteriously burning down?

Guess who's about to get a visit from the thought police?



Fuck the thought police, I'm behind seven proxies!



Shit. exec ol' sausage fingers don't want to work. Two steps forward, one step back every couple of weeks.



Only 2 beers left

I fucked up again. Might hit the town



Yeah it was pretty easy, switched to guitar when I was 13, I've never played a banjo, only real exotic thing I've played is a hardanger fiddle, a norwegian violin with frets and also has 3 or 4 sympathetic strings that resonate behind the other strings, kinda of gives it a n organ/harmonica sound.



The nut on a banjo is like 1.25" wide.

Trying to get a finger on the first fret and three fingers on the second fret is a fucking nightmare.

Plus I feel fucking stupid now pushing 40 and this fucking wizz kid with little girl fingers who has been playing from about 5 can do it.

I know more music theory than her, but still look like a boomer retard.


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I'm more worried about the government than the immigrants. If someone lets a tiger into the village you don't blame the tiger.



>Plus I feel fucking stupid now pushing 40 and this fucking wizz kid with little girl fingers who has been playing from about 5 can do it.

>I know more music theory than her, but still look like a boomer retard.




>tfw no taylor gf


Love the footy, nothing better than handsome studs wrestling each others hot muscly bodies. Brb gonna have a wank💦💦💦💦



Have a goon to



If only they were not white males it would be my perfect fantasy 🍆💦😈



Hey Shire,

If I decide to push ahead with that AC Cobra build this year or next, is there any reason I shouldn't just stick with the Ford 427 FE engine?

Tossers these days seem to be cramming anything into them including bloody LS1/Commodore engines.


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Well neets, easter is here. Are you gorging yourself on chocolate?



lmao, I was going to say just go with an LS1, they're pretty bulletproof and there are tons of parts around for them.



I will be. I've told my Mum for years now not to buy me that shit because I won't eat it. Then of course I eat it all in one sitting.



Somebody gave me an Easter egg at work this morning. He then followed it up with "it comes with a price, I need blah blah blah this afternoon".

The nice girl who has brought me chocolate on other occasions started her long weekend earlier this week.



I'd prefer to build a fairly accurate clone. Obviously nice modern brakes and suspension are OK, but I'd prefer to stick a classic block in there. Plus 427 is like 7 litres, so it'd be a big fuck you to greenies.





I keep my chocolate at least a few steps away from me and that seems to help during my binges. I am too lazy to roll my chair over to get them.


Was it a cheap Easter egg?



>Was it a cheap Easter egg?

Yeah it was in one of those 24 packs. About 2 inches long, maybe 1.5 inches diameter. Light green foil.



427 would probably be fine, the biggest problem is they are old and parts might be a problem, I don't know if Ford still make new crate engines like that, if they do it might not be an issue, I understand the purity thing though, don't want to stick a GM engine in something Ford related.


First sip of the day



I'm trying to avoid a trip to the supermarket for this reason alone



>I'll have to visit Mr Murphy

You're supposed to get to the top of the slide before you start coming down.



have a cuppa



gunna join ya


Well it looks they do still make crate engines and in 427ci





>purity thing

Yeah, ignoring the fact AC was a British car builder who decided to stick a seppo big block in the thing just to be different.

There appear to be a bunch of people producing new crate 427s.



I tried chinese made easter eggs from coles a few years ago. Terrible - made me feel sick. Stick with cadbury's.


I've become the biggest shitlord at work. I openly talk about how wonderful globalism and diversity is in a sarcastic Onion Love of voice and nobody gives a fuck. I have entered the meta of clown world.



I'll probably have snapper and prawns tomorrow night like a good Irish Catholic.



Just got back from woolworths here - it's busy as fuck because of the long weekend. Expect to spend most of your trip driving around the car park chasing pedestrians in the hope that they're going to their cars.



>wtf Onion Love = T O N E



I do that too. A coworker forwarded a huffpost tier thing saying that flat earth is a nazi conspiracy.

They don't get me.




If you can afford it I'd say go for it, but for me I'd go with an LS based engine just because they are cheap and easy to tune for shitloads of power.



Very good.

On that subject I have added two new ones, whoever finds either of which will get to name the next Gen. I will edit whatever the next Gen is if someone doesn't honour this code.


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have a Lindt



Fair enough.

Power is the other thing.

Apparently one of the reason there are so few original AC Cobras around is that a car weighing 2000lbs (900kg) putting out 600hp is somewhat difficult to control when you put your foot down.



Way too haute for this plebian neet


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No it doesn't. A lot gets exported because they pay more. Then we whinge about the cost and buy indonesian shit fish like basa and hoki and their gay prawns.

SA has some of the best fish in the world. We have the best prawns and oysters on the planet.


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What a fascinating modern age we live in.



Stop being a boong.



>If you can afford it

This will be a slow drip project if I get going.

There's a guy on Kangaroo Island who builds AC chassis and fibreglass bodies for a living.

$16,500 is for the start up kit only consisting of "a fully welded space frame chassis, hand layed fiberglass body, doors, boot and bonnet with the doors hinged and latched and the boot and bonnet hinged only."

Obviously there's another $50k worth of work to do as time and money permits.



>SA has some of the best fish in the world. We have the best prawns and oysters on the planet.

… if you can afford to pay whatever that dago Angelakis wants to sell it for.



We should ban export of it, so aussies can afford to eat it instead of indonesian shit. Autarky when?



I would have to arrange her cousin to come with us.



When we get our three car manufacturing plants back thanks Liberals.



thanks unions

we need bail out money

gets it

union immediately demands pay increases



I used to sell it, we sold prawns for $20 a kilo and oysters were $10 for a dozen I think.

Being a fishmonger was good. We'd go to the wharf at day break and get all the good fish.




It'd be a small foodland if I do go to a supermarket

>tfw semi-rural and remote community.




I enjoy dropping subtle red-pills. My favorite is whenever someone brings up plastic use and I introduce them to the fact that around 95% of plastic in the ocean currently comes from 7 rivers, 5 of which are in Asia. 2 of which are located in Africa.



Doesn't she have any white friends?



That shit pisses me off. Up in weber country there's a town called mintaro where we have primo slate. We sell it to Italy and then buy it back as Italian slate.




Is there anything stopping us from making our own cars and our own slate?



Yeah but they braid their hair and try to be nogs. Be proud of what you are. She has friends from all over. Has a couple cute afghani friends.



A bunch of binding business deals and homos enforcing them.



Solidarity trumps all of that.



>Is there anything stopping us from making our own cars and our own slate?

There isn't, apart from cost (wages) vs what the chinks can import their shit for.


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Born to be wild!

*sips carlton draught*



Nah man. This is success.



That and some hot bitch feeding me grapes would be paradise.




Yeah they are really light cars, but if you can afford it and source the parts it should be fun.



and we'd pay for chink steel and aluminium instead of using what was coming out of the one smelter we've left running here.



Except that we are the company owners so the wages are only what we would pay ourselves. Plus the company can claim "jobs for long term out of work NEETs" or some shit and get a bunch of tax breaks.




tr-tr-tr tricky wicki wicki woo


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I'd love to do build something ridiculous like this.


I'd love to live in a different country and just fuck off away from all this shit



and you'd be forever treated like you didn't belong, or discovering whatever that country's laundry list of problems is



>and you'd be forever treated like you didn't belong

That is a given here.

But naturally I would never belong overseas. I would never be a local, so I kind of find comfort in that



As the unipolar world evaporates your dream will become reality. Position yourself between the two poles. Their attractive forces will cancel each other out and you can live in (relative) peace.



Whats shit about india?



You'd also take all the shit along with you.




You should move to a rural and remote aboriginal community and set up a proctology practice.



V8 in a VW frame


I'm an idiot NOOTs. Been sitting here thinking I've drunk all my wine and am ready for bed, and then notice I still have half a bottle. I blame Shire for answering my car questions.



Good advice.


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Better have a swig unna



I'm on my 6th tall can of stella

I don't want to go to bed but I don't want to sober up

Certain kind of suffering


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Making a neet zine will anyone buy it off my etsy store?



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Are naked pictures of you available there?



Wank pics and poo pics



With a free sample, I may be tempted.


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Nostalgic neet meme



Key word "buy". i have a feminist zine that you can have for free



If it has useful information that is readable then yes.


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>buy it back as Italian slate.

Yeah but you get some sick National Tiles adverts.



Back in my day zines weren't advertised and were free.


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I will only accept things I can wank to.




Its totes wankable



Post a link then.


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Weber’s wankrupt



I thought I was being forcibly wanked off this weekend?





>tfw severely impressed

Lowest prices are JUST the beginning



I'm surprised Dan hasn't tried to sue them over the use of that phrase.



>NO MISSING PAGES, but test in spine

Must have been a powerful wank m8. I thought it was a digital thing I could purchase and wank to…



The car park was a mess today, saw a neckbeard trying to chat up this Asian girl at a wine tasting booth. She was struggling to laugh at his bad jokes




*tear in spine

Fucking phone keypad.



If Dan was alive you better believe he'd be taking wesfarmers to court.


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Lo key - test my nutz

buckshot - strapped with that thang


first week of graduate job and had to introduce myself in front of everyone. face turned to tomato red and stuttered, someone shouted out im blushing. not going back in, learned my lesson for leaving neet life.



What type of graduate job?



dont be a girl



>someone shouted out im blushing




Give it 2 weeks and you will be applying the same banter



>someone shouted out im blushing

And that's where you say back "fuck you, you dickless wonder"


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50mg of seroquel down the hatch



Get off the pills.



fuck that shit, real men take acid



I think it's for genuine therapeutic reasons though.


Huge amounts of keif being smoked



Have a wank



I'm working a girl I've rooted for nudes, and I reckon I'm close to the jackpot, so I will be holding off until mission success for the wank



Hot, how old is she and will you be sharing these pictures here?


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Actually looked this up, it turns out nearly all that plastic floating around in the oceans comes from china, with some minor contributions from india.


uhh neeties I missed the cut off for changing adress for the election

will I get fined



You'll have to vote in your assigned electorate, citizen



at least its not too far unna



save some for Hitler's Birthday on Saturday 4/20 fgt


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What sort of cake do you think he'd like?



No it isn't. It's just because the first sleeping pills he had didn't work.

He is taking a psychotropic med for it's side effect of drowsiness.



That's some nice data.


Cooked chicken and capsicum, put every spice I had on it

Not too bad


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>tfw severely depressed


>severely depressed





Get a bigger TV


wish i had some mates to get pissed with


Fucking hate leftists, why dont they just admit they want to suck nigger dick


Wish I had a bunch of mates who liked sinking piss, smoking cones, talking about NEEThood and neetlyfe together


I cooked up some kangaroo mince with some onion. I added salt, pepper, oregano, parsley, basil and thyme but it ended up being rather bland. I mixed in some tomato paste which made it better. I ate it using cos lettuce leaves to form little taco type things. Any advice for making it a bit more flavoursome? I think I was a little stingy with my spices.



Adelaide NEETup when?



I was thinking of making one of those Fuhrer apple cakes he used to like.



Add more cheese


Protein shake for second dinner



Fuck, I forgot the cheese. I even bought a kilo of it today. Thanks neet. The kangaroo mince is $9 per kilo which is alright as far as meat goes.


Thinking about neetkings ex




Add more Boong semen


Cruisey's wedding


Boong semen?



because deep down they desire Tony's Onion Cock



Mate, turkey is only $6 and way leaner



We aren’t fucking yanks mate



Where the fuck do you find Turkey mince for $6 a kilo



It might've been 500g

not sorry



you boong



That's right, any self respecting neet will only fuck boongs.



I love aborigionals 👅💦🍆


19 degrees today in Shitbourne. Got home tired like a boong last night after the drive to the airport, went to w-a-g-eslavery in an awful rush this morning, before getting McDonald for lunch and stopping by Dan's for a longneck and bottle of bourbon on the way home, glad that I don't have to go back in tomorrow, might go for a drive instead.





Your mum?



Go for a wankdrive, I usually drive along the coast and I cum out the window onto oncoming convertibles trying to get it in the drivers face. Few times I've managed to cum shoot people in sedans but it's a lot harder.

Best start out cum shooting cyclists



>tfw impressed


>tfw can't sleep



Post it unna



I think about big naked aboriginals dancing in tones sex lair while Clive palmer masturbates at his computer watching the livestream


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Thinking about cruiseys dad


Tony sits on his throne in the boong masters chamber as the oiled up aboriginal men dance pleasurable on the semen stained floors, rich high octane aromas fill the air fueling the aborigines lust for big white penis.

Tony's penis becomes errect, driving the wild natives mad with desire while Clive reaches for his cum rag in preparation for his climax.

Stay tuned for more on the federal election


Big boong sized, onion flavored frangas.



Lewd, is this canon?


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This is happening right now


Tfw 25 and depressed


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Boongs don’t drink vb



Boongs drink deeply from the generous tip of Tony's penis


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Poor cunt doesn't even have dial up, has to shit post through the mail


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I'm pretty tired. Night Night NEETs.



Goon night.


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I need to reset my sleeping seclude, try to get some sleep my Insomniac NEETs



Goon / Good Night


Morning neets. On holidays like this I tend to think about the past. What things do you associate with easter?



Maybe some paprika and garlic salt or chili flakes.cayenne pepper. Although, oregano and thyme are pretty strong flavours already.



Good morning


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Good morning friends.




Morning lads.



Good morning



Good morning, a lot of people up early this morning



>Cruisey's wedding

Needs more Boong semen



Got the routine in check, now I have 4 days off, which is just long enough to ruin it.




Morning buddy.


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>Many Christian denominations, including the Anglican, Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Lutheran, Methodist, Oriental Orthodox, and Reformed traditions, observe Good Friday with fasting and church services

Then why are we stuffing our faces with chocolate?




That's right, he's not a commie, he's just a fag who would be a commie if he wasn't a soft skinned pseudo-intellectual. I bet he doesn't the difference between a spanner and an allen wrench.



>Then why are we stuffing our faces with chocolate?

Easter eggs are consumed on Sunday, you dingus.


(and good morning to all)


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>Then why are we stuffing our faces with chocolate?

I have instructed you to.



Dan, being a Catholic paddy mc bogmonster potato nigger, would know when to consume Easter eggs.






We're never going to find these word filters.


black jesus


abo jesus



boong jesus


king of the jews


i can see your house from up here peter

possum = herrod



>i can see your house from up here peter

What word filter is this?



'it's a jesus on the cross joke


Hope cruiseys going to the Good Friday service with the misso


I'm still convinced that this whole christianity thing was concocted by jews as a form of psychological warfare against the roman empire during the jewish-roman wars. Maybe all religions can be explained that way.



I hope the after hours phone does not ring during the service.


It just needs more Boong semen


Wild weber wank


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>possum = herrod



Are the rest of you?


You can only eat fish today.


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Harry Potter on this morning








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Mum just put on the secret channel, I'm watching it right now while eating strawberry ice cream



what one are you watching?



>strawberry ice cream

Poo in the blood?



I was having a pork roast for lunch. But because I want to take easter seriously I won't eat it all until dinner


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Might go and do the dishes.



He raised a very important counterpoint that has not been answered.


I bet the NEET who claims to have a secret TV channel shits his dacks regularly.


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<It's more likely than you think!



You can eat my meat if you want.



You heathen.


Starting to wish I'd gone to Dan's last night for supplies. The long weekend seems like a good time to get gooned.


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Do they have sacramental goon at church services today?



I wish I went shopping. I have quinoa, can tuna, and hashbrowns. I also have lasagna but I can't eat that.



Sourced from Craig.



>lasagna but I can't eat that.

You should learn how. It's one of the greatest inventions mankind has ever made.


Fucking boomer noise waking me up. Trying to have a sleep in and some dumb fuck needs to ride around on a lawn mower.



It has meat in it. I'll have it tomorrow.






I decided last night I would only get enough for the night and avoid alcohol today. Regretting it now.

I have bottles of scotch, including one 12 year old Glen Moray I don't particularly like, but I don't have any coke to mix it with.



I just had a couple of pepperoni sticks.



>violating lent

>not keeping kosher

Do you have no shame neet?



i am a shameful nigga


I'm going to have some overnight oats with peaches and frozen berries for breakfast. A good cup of tea too.


if i uber eats a 2 litre coke i can get drunk



That sounds nice.

Unfortunately it requires forethought, which most of us don't have.



Did you end up trying them with vegemite? How were they?



Crusiey's misso finally admits to posting here



She only eats one type of salami.

I have instructed her to stay away from all other NEET's meat.



I'm too poor to be religious



It's one they never released to the general public but its the best one, another benifet of having the secret channel



I don't believe a word you say.


So the chicken shop is open today. That means I can get a big bottle of softdrink and get shitfaced today. It's what JC would have wanted.



I did that some time ago and it works really nice. That was with hot porridge though not overnight oats which are cold. I've found that eggs and peanut butter go well with oats as well. You make really milky scrambled eggs, add oats and then peanut butter once it is done.



Do what must be done



It's best you don't believe me because the jealousy is killing you



this crazy food science has to stop m8



Jesus was a goon aficionado



You make up this grandiose stories hoping it will get you friends. It doesn't.



One day he'll accidentally discover a toxic combination and in his dying moments he will realize we were right



he should have got gooned and shot lightening out his dickhole at the romans



I wonder if he has tried adding royal jelly to his oats yet.



royal jelly combined with 1000 year old eggs, some tiger wang, and oats.


I wonder if Cruisey's church has finished the formalities and started on the fried chicken and watermelon yet


Bit chilly this morning neetoes



It's 26.5 here.



The forecast for today barely reaches half of that. it's a comfy feel after summer seemed to go on and on



Assuming a combined mass of 500-600kg, and a sheer drop, these dumb dumbs had about 7 seconds to contemplate not staying home and watching Harry Potter.



That picture looks like random people laughing at the article



The 12 year old Glen Moray is pretty nice if you ask me, try putting an ice cube in it if you don't like it straight.

15 degrees today in Shitbourne, going for a drive up the Black Spur, I'll try take some pictures.


Acquired 2 litres of Pepsi, half a chicken and some chips.



I just think it tastes a bit weird. I have quite a few single malts, and prefer the isle whiskys. Glen Moray is a Speyside.







I have almost done something similar, but thank fuck I hit a fence. If you get spooked and hit the accelerator too fast it is very easy to do…


Are any other neets feeling just really bored? I expected to be relaxed, or passed out from a chocolate coma. Easter sucks.


The Irish know how to celebrate Good Friday.

It's interesting they're calling it a terror attack, when it started directly after Police started raiding residents.




>Are any other neets feeling just really bored?

Just watching TV and playing old games, which stops the boredom for me.



I'm glad to not be working but not so glad to be reminded that I don't have much to do in life besides work

Might read some books






Chicken has been consumed.

Time to commence drinking.



Just poured a glass and remembered why I'm not a huge fan: the sweet honey overtone.



I don't get why the english just didn't ban the irish long ago. They really are literally nothing but trouble.


Two $5 domino pizzas from last night about to be excreted



muh empire



Should have just genocided them. Wouldn't have taken a large kill squad after the potato famine.

It's the same with the middle eastern wars since the 90s. Get rid of the rules of engagement and declare women, children, hospitals, moques, etc fair targets, and then annihilate them in a total air and ground war.


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> $5 dollar dominos

Based what flaours ? PROTIP: the spicy veg is good one to get and keep for breakfast

almost went to dominos last night but opted instead for coles and bought 3 of my favourite $3.50 coles brand peperoni. Its gonna be wet and im gonna be gooned and i can just pop them in the oven. im planning conjac and big lamb roast tonight to honor the real fighting jesus



> conjac


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

We need to invite this guy to a Council meeting.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


> you wanna know ma role model ?

> its in the brown bottle


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


He goes on to say in another video that his great-great-grandexecher was Sir William Patterson who set up the Bank of England.



c OG n a c



I remember this video, it was nice and comfy.




Cruisey this f4t filter is messing up a heap of other words.



bleh its all brandy anyway i just just cant get into whisky and scotch … lord i have tried my taste buds have totally changed… after a decade of red wine and brandy im now into white wine and vodka


>tfw hungover





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Thinking about my boy Jesus



Just moderate


>tfw severely hung




>tfw beaten


How much boong semen can fit inside an Easter egg?




Thank you.



Only one way to find out.



You're welcome friend.

Provided you measure your easter egg in millimetres, you should get your answer in cubic mL.


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Back in Gippsland for the Easter holidays


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Hitler's birthday soon.



I also forgot this part of Easter, getting out the Grover is that how it is spelt?



this in when the forcible weber wanking will begin






Dam, so close but far away.


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Dans isn’t open




This is why you stockpile, noot.



Respect the Lord and turn your wine habit into a water habit


indigenous respect


Mediocre Friday


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But Dan ist thy Lord



Cease, vile heathen!


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you aren't a real alcoholic unless you act like a full doomsday prepper and buy multiple 4 litre goon sacks just incase for good friday… thats it.. i was gonna wait till 3pm but the time to get that sack out of the freezer and start some serious drinking !



Should've gone to church and got gooned on the sacramental wine, now shouldn't you?


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Thalt Dare Defy our Lord and Savior of the Lost Israeli Tribe



>tfw you clutch the ministers hand and say "just a few more sips"



this is beginning to become arousing



The cup of boong semen spills. You have a look of disgust on your face, but you reach forth to save a few drops before it splashes onto the ground.


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[picture related]



keep us updated during your inebriation odyssey



It's Lent.

Plus I've been asleep for the past 4 hours. Nan went to church and I was going to go but I wan't sure if she went to her local one of the Parish's main one. I called my dad and he didn't know either.



It feels pretty warm outside, especially compared to how it was at 5:30 when I went outside last.


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checked and no huge coastal biking goon odyssey like was planned. Squally storms been blowing in all day so its [pic related]. Comfy Shitposting with a goon sack and got a big rosemary garlic lamb roast and COGNAC reserved for later this will take effort to prepare i should of done afternoon but didnt so i hope i dont laze out and go the coles pepperoni pizza route instead :/



Put some oats in it.



A beautiful scene




>pop them in the oven



The grand-exec


I got rid of that one.



I forgot all about that this year.





Were you imagining him putting a big roll of pepperoni in the oven?


Have any of you made deep fried ice cream before?



That sounds like a war crime


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thanks might get a rainbow soon its an odd mix of storm and sunshine today




NO ! i have been eating too much peperoni and mcnuggets im seriously malnourished. No clown food tonight. MEAT OIL IRON NUTRIENTS !!!!! it must be done



He is a strange guy.



I hope weird food combination neet isn't getting any funny ideas


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Bet you've ever even had a fried mars bar.


>thinking about sticking my pepperoni in a NEETs oven.



i can vouch for the deep fried mars bar: SACRILICIOUS

out of reach for neets at home. Deep frying needs lots of oil and lost of oil cost moneez




Got off the Conjac.



I think i will stick to ordinary vanilla ice cream



if you want something out of this word buy a cheap peroni pizza from coles and block of brie cheese

cook the pizza and put chunks of brie cheese on top…. omg i have a photo … its just out of this world the cheese is more expensive than the pizza





Get the beetroot and goats cheese pizza from aldi.


Was out of milk for my morning coffee, it was unpleasant. Tasted a bit like boong semen



I sincerely doubt you've ever even tasted boong semen




long life milk is shit but its built expressly for that purpose. Keep some in the cupboard always. especially if you have milk stealing lazy wagie housemates



If he had, he'd know it tastes like Shire's angus



Another alternative is to keep a pregnant woman as a mistress



>beetroot and goats cheese pizza from aldi.

never tried that. ill give it shot

> neet cuisine tips is why i come here


>not having your own unna extremist for such occasions to provide quality boong semen

Why do you all think NK's coming with us to the commune.



I don't think our consent is really relevant



It's rare and expensive.


Ahh good point, there was some coconut milk

but after my last experience having it in coffee I passed.


We're not all so fortunate.



>Why do you all think NK's coming with us to the commune.

To organise and manage the boong prostitutes.



It's a bit pricey at $6 for a thin crust pizza but it's pretty good. Misso got it about 2 years ago by accident and we have it now and then now.



If that's what he told you then you're one of them



Quite literally a cash cow.


It's always a good idea to have a boong pimp around.



the trick is get to below that $5 dominos threshold. This is my NEETGOD.




Aldi cheapo pizzas are much better than the coles ones.

You need to get on to the fabled egg and bacon pies, that is the cost/satisfaction winner.

A bit of salt and pepper and a lathering of spring gully Worcestershire sauce and you are set.



yunno honestly i just never have been able to TRUST ALDI… i simply dont shop there. Glad you found some primo NEETEATS though



I was really against them because 'foreigners', but they have as much local shit as anywhere else and all the others like coles and woolworths are foreign invested. Dan's profits go over the seas.


ok im tipsy AF and have the energy to prepare this lamb roast … gonna fucking DO IT

im off lads will try and blog this roast while i have a toast


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Rape my OC NEETs



Aldi is German so I like to think of them as South Australian



I want step by step instructions. Become a famous sceencap.



They have really taken off here. I went to one in Melbourne and it was shit, they even tried to sell piss there to lure customers in. I bought some cider because everything else looked terrible and I hate cider. It was shit. I didn't go to a bottleo because I didn't know where I was and I'd heard stories about Melbourne.



I guess Aldi isn't as bad to since I grew up on it

do you not have Aldi where you're from


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Going to go wash my penis.



I do but I've only noticed it in the last 5 ish years. I'm in SA.



Weird, I think I remember them only starting to be a thing in 2004 or something in Australia but I'm a young fag 22 so that's most of my schooling life then


IGA is superior



remember to wash underneath the foreskin



Don't have one, a Jew stole it



Don't answer things for me. Also, how do you know?






A Jew sold me your one





my condolences



Which NEET are you? Young, fresh meat is a sought after commodity here. You mustn't bleed though because it is Good Friday.



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