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File: cc3a87885654e7e⋯.png (2.71 MB, 1600x1532, 400:383, 1498814149127.png)

 No.253132

This is your threadly reminder that our national anthem was butchered by communists for being too nationalistic.

Old Thread: >>252381

Original:

Australians all let us rejoice,

For we are young and free;

We've golden soil and wealth for toil,

Our home is girt by sea;

Our land abounds in Nature's gifts

Of beauty rich and rare;

In history's page, let every stage

Advance Australia fair!

In joyful strains then let us sing,

"Advance Australia fair!"

When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd,

To trace wide oceans o'er,

True British courage bore him on,

Till he landed on our shore.

Then here he raised Old England's flag,

The standard of the brave;

With all her faults we love her still,

"Brittannia rules the wave!"

In joyful strains then let us sing

"Advance Australia fair!"

Beneath our radiant southern Cross,

We'll toil with hearts and hands;

To make this Commonwealth of ours

Renowned of all the lands;

For those who've come across the seas

We've boundless plains to share;

With courage let us all combine

To advance Australia fair.

In joyful strains then let us sing

"Advance Australia fair!"

While other nations of the globe

Behold us from afar,

We'll rise to high renown and shine

Like our glorious southern star;

From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle,

Who come our lot to share,

Let all combine with heart and hand

To advance Australia fair!

In joyful strains then let us sing

"Advance Australia fair!"

Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,

Or dare a foot to land,

We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore

To guard our native strand;

Brittannia then shall surely know,

Beyond wide ocean's roll,

Her sons in fair Australia's land

Still keep a British soul.

In joyful strains then let us sing

"Advance Australia fair!"

 No.253134

>tfw hungover and impressed


 No.253141

>>253132

We're not British though, we are Australian?


 No.253142

File: 244dd1236bf68dc⋯.jpg (33.9 KB, 642x553, 642:553, 1554067090747.jpg)

3 beers for breakfast before I call up the wage to call in sick


 No.253143

Have been contacted by a scammer on cumtree.


 No.253144

>>253141

>if the wind blows the hunk of wood I'm on for a while I change tribes


 No.253145

nervous about calling the wage


 No.253146

File: f0e1a83e77bdd2e⋯.jpg (42.28 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 000ljEYwR.jpg)

Reading through a referral my GP wrote for my psych. I don't even remember being on half of these but apparently I've taken "Efexor, Luvox, Duloxetine, Pristiq and Moclobemide" over the years, "with limited success".

Aren't I probably just better off without an antidepressant at that point?


 No.253147

>>253145

don't call, just let them know after, better to ask for forgiveness then permission.


 No.253148

>>253146

I know that feel, I'd really love to be able to read my full profile / psych evaluation

I'd also like to know which authorities have access to it


 No.253149

Fuckin christ, must have sounded so hungover on the phone, just blurted out a bunch of nonsense but the guy seemed ok with it


 No.253150

>>253148

you might be better off not knowing, i have all the letters from my GP, psychologist and psychiatrist from my dsp application, they basically say I'm fucked and will more than likely never be able to interact with people in any significant way or ever work again


 No.253151

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

OP missed out on bonus points for 'For those who've come across the seas' vs original and chad 'For loyal sons beyond the seas'.

>>253141

>not understanding this is just little britain with a better culture

Anyways vid related, missing last verse but otherwise solid ver.


 No.253152

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>253149

See you soon!


 No.253153


 No.253154

I spent my bus money on some gook beers

Now I'm callin in sick and escapin my fears

I spent my bus money on some wicked bush weed

Now I'm losing those plans, of plantin my seed


 No.253155

Feelin like a fuckin deadshit bros

Mum messaging me asking if I'm ok and still employed


 No.253156

>>253155

>and still employed

Be truthful and tell her you've just signed on for Wank for the Dole with Max.


 No.253157

I've got a bad headache. I haven't been drinking any grog. Been getting lots of water. Had a panadol a few hours ago. Might go for a neet walk to see if it goes away.


 No.253158

Gettin off my tits at 2pm on a Monday

Yewwww just fuck my whole life up aye cunt


 No.253159

>>253158

White dog


 No.253160

Their tears are filling up their glasses

No expression, no expression

Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow

No tomorrow, no tomorrow


 No.253161

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Thinking about (You)


 No.253162

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179.02 KB, 253x270, 253:270, 3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)

>>253160

>No tomorrow, no tomorrow


 No.253163

File: 58ba6312bcd9c44⋯.jpg (58.16 KB, 1485x1101, 495:367, 58ba6312bcd9c44db9d0bea21f….jpg)

post your Monday arvo is as comfy as mine fellow NEETS


 No.253164

Trying to decide if I should get my act together or order some vodka and play EU4 all day


 No.253165

>>253164

>order some vodka and play EU4 all day

Sounds like a plan.


 No.253166

File: 8253660a9a15377⋯.jpg (141.4 KB, 1149x832, 1149:832, 8253660a9a1537769ef12dca1e….jpg)

>>253162

>>253163

GOON REVIEW:

so it turns out my closest private hole in the wall bottle shop that i have been avoiding for decades due to their shitty hours and prices has the 4 litres of the blue stanley that was in this meme for 17.50 I tried it for the first time yesterday. I really like it. Im seriously impressed. Its not super sweet or super dry its like my favourite sauvignon blank banrock i have buying but just a little more crisp. Nice meme frens which of (You) here drink it ? Scoffed it down with 24 mcnuggets too NOICE


 No.253167

File: 4fa644df6027bbc⋯.jpg (41.2 KB, 585x501, 195:167, 75hiM6C.jpg)

Howdy NEEToes, sad to hear about Possum leaving.


 No.253168

It's all my fault.


 No.253169

bum bum

Weber titties

suck my dick

and eat my shitties


 No.253170

great so nigga now gets filtered to Weber


 No.253171

File: a2acbcc916b9976⋯.png (55.79 KB, 542x201, 542:201, if you stare into the dan .png)

>>253167

> as if you can ever leave

He will still be around. The simple fact is /ausneets/ often tops all of 8chan in terms the "velocity" of this board. If you go to https://8ch.net/index.html we are often at the top of the fast threads on the front page. With all the eyes on 8ch after Tarantula being a board owner could come with some serious shit attached to it our NEETEYES will ever see.


 No.253172

Weberpig


 No.253173

nÏgger


 No.253174

>>253172

You wonder why he is rude to (You)


 No.253175

>>253168

You have done well m8


 No.253176

>thinking about proctology in rural and remote Traditional custodians of this land communities


 No.253177

File: 1ec9c0a636479e4⋯.jpg (37.24 KB, 669x374, 669:374, 2019-04-14 08.13.05 www.9n….jpg)


 No.253178

Maybe if i go Possum will come back.


 No.253179

>>253177

Isn't he just a youth?


 No.253180

>>253178

What did you do?


 No.253181

>>253180

Drove him away.


 No.253182


 No.253183

>>253182

Being a Weber


 No.253184

>>253183

An executive weber?


 No.253185

>>253184

a grotesque blob and a fedora-tier poster to use Possum's own words.


 No.253186

>>253185

I think you're a kind man, who enjoys bottled goon and wicked wings on the plenty mate.


 No.253187

>>253186

I eat nuggers not wicked wings


 No.253188

Raiders of the Lost Ark is on tonight.

It's no Harry Potter, but it will have to suffice.


 No.253189

>>253188

Harry Potter is for brainlets.


 No.253190

at least now we are free to talk about (((them))) and hopefully the weber word filter goes back to nig


 No.253191

>>253190

We never really talked about that stuff anyway, it's cringe.


 No.253192

>>253189

You take that back RIGHT NOW


 No.253193

>>253192

It really is though.


 No.253194

>>253192

Have you read all the books too?


 No.253195

>>253191

Fuck off you kike.


 No.253196

>>253195

Fuck you nike


 No.253197

Let's fuck mike


 No.253198

Let's ride a bike


 No.253199

Thank fuck possum is gone though, he was so fucking worthless.


 No.253200

Those dykes ride bikes over dikes


 No.253201

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>253199

No one escapes the bucket m8


 No.253202

Put that kike on a bike.


 No.253203

File: 93749631651eea3⋯.jpg (14.08 KB, 211x255, 211:255, d37b67c0b7c8cfab3e5c6a7756….jpg)

>>253191

i wasnt talking about (((them))) i was talking about (((them))) do you even know who they are really are ?


 No.253204

>>253199

I think he wanted to help NEETs out, but came to hate them when he realised he couldn't help them.


 No.253205

I fingered a piping shrike


 No.253206

>>253203

No, and I don't really care.


 No.253207

>>253204

"help"


 No.253208

File: 239db96b4fc8d91⋯.jpg (97.25 KB, 850x658, 425:329, fark_aDbLAO8pdlwKfqOq8FxVH….jpg)

>>253203

>(((them)))

?


 No.253209

>>253205

Whilst riding a bike on your way to fuck Mike?


 No.253210

>>253209

I like


 No.253211

File: afd5cb9f1f4a8f7⋯.jpg (35.44 KB, 1023x576, 341:192, afd5cb9f1f4a8f7ee181316ceb….jpg)

>>253204

It was clear he was in the wrong business.


 No.253212

>>253204

A common pattern


 No.253213

Put that kike on a pike.


 No.253214

>>253210

Caliente!


 No.253215

>>253214

I come from the land of plenty


 No.253216

File: bede52d185c2a77⋯.png (341.21 KB, 1485x1101, 495:367, 58ba6312bcd9c44db9d0bea21f….png)


 No.253217

>>253216

This NEET shit the bed


 No.253218

>>253141

We are Elizabeth's loyal servants


 No.253219

File: 84158a966d0cf3e⋯.jpg (280.29 KB, 765x742, 765:742, 1552527577380.jpg)

>>253206

you should the NKs have been dealing with the spaceWebers for milenia ad memoria


 No.253220

>>253132

aussies are degenerates. it's shithole nation and aussies don't even know it.


 No.253221

>>253212

>>253207

>>253211

I think it was his way of contributing something meaningful to this world, even though he can't participate in it.


 No.253222

Deep down, Possum is one of us. You can never leave.


 No.253223

File: 2e5a8028beb0473⋯.webm (975.27 KB, 684x380, 9:5, 2e5a8028beb047314677aefd0….webm)

>>253204

*honk*


 No.253224

>>253221

He's our NEETpoleon, in both successes and failures


 No.253225

>>253222

He was one of us, but he developed a deep repulsion, I think he intended this place to be more about self improvement rather than NEETery.


 No.253226

For the second time this year my car wouldn't turn over, it has that push start button and just after I talked about it today on the Gen it wouldn't fucking work. I press the accelerator all the way, with my foot on the break (for it to start) and it finally worked after the fourth time. For a newish car what could be fucked?


 No.253227

But anyway, now that he's gone, I guess the NEETs are free to revel in all their glory, although Cruisey may keep some of the more feral NEETs in line.


 No.253228

>>253194

I listened to the audiobooks once. Stephen Fry read them.


 No.253229

>>253227

>more feral NEETs in line.

<Unlikely


 No.253230

>>253226

What kinda car is it and how often do you drive it?


 No.253231

>>253230

Suzuki Swift, pretty use it for the daily wage. I didn't drive it for one day. I use it almost daily. The battery light stayed on when everything went out with the OBD (orange/yellow) light stayed on. For a new car under a year old, is this common?


 No.253232

>>253231

No it's not common, it's still under warranty right? take it back to the dealer and tell them the problem. I can only make a few guesses without seeing or testing it myself but it sounds like it could be fuel related.


 No.253233

File: ffd7318044ed5e5⋯.jpg (1.61 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_4632.JPG)

>>253226

same exact thing with my fucking 40 year old car its the battery

modern cars have too much electrics loading them down on start. if your battery is below 13v you got a problem… normally they all crap out after being cooked in summer and when it gets cold it has huge effect on battery performance.

t. guy who pulled apart a every single piece of a car and put it back together


 No.253234

>>253233

>t. guy who pulled apart a every single piece of a car and put it back together

Which part of the car is the sexiest?


 No.253235

>>253232

It's going to the stealership tomorrow for service. It has problems with the dash registering the time driven and some plastic shit near my feet keeps falling off despite it being fixed last time.

>but it sounds like it could be fuel related.

The last time I have filled up, I let the tank run down to quarter. It was half way to and unfortunately I filled it up today. I have been filling it up at Caltex fuel stations, but last time used a BP station. Pretty popular one that I was told to use when I first got the car to fill it up using their voucher.


 No.253236

>>253233

Nice car mate


 No.253237

>>253233

>t. guy who pulled apart a every single piece of a car and put it back together

I have to commend this performance.


 No.253238

I pulled apart every single piece of a sandwich and put it back together.


 No.253239


 No.253240

>>253235

I wouldn't worry about what servo you go to, it's all pretty much the same, could be a bad fuel pump, doubt the filter is clogged, or like that other NEET said, could be the battery, generally the first thing you check but it doesn't sound like it.

It's probably not a big issue or problem either, probably just some freak unlucky thing that's happened.


 No.253241

dans calling me like a phone


 No.253242

>>253241

press that red button


 No.253243

>>253242

*green button


 No.253244

>>253233

>t. guy who pulled apart a every single piece of a car and put it back together

Did this include the filaments inside the light bulbs? The wire in your radials? The sand in the glass? I think not.


 No.253245

>>253243

press my honker


 No.253246

File: 58edf89eea9ca48⋯.jpg (752.66 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, lancia motor.jpg)

>>253234

>Which part of the car is the sexiest?

the power unit and drivetrain when its not driving anything [pic related]

>>253236

thanks mate

>>253237

rasing a kid would be easier and after a few moves and a really rough patch it will be back on the road very soon. Even gonna get cenno to pay for rego. I earned it.


 No.253247


 No.253248

I want to fuck my cousins puppy.


 No.253249

>>253244

>t. sperg mechanic


 No.253250

>>252944

I always liked possum even if he didn't like me. Always enjoyed his comfy posts about gardening what he was cooking etc. Never understood why he was so repulsed by our degenerate behaviour, wasn't like being sober, not being into pol shit and not talking about foul things mean you are heads and shoulders above everyone else. At the end of the day he was a loner on centrelink like most of us doing fuck all out of their comfort zone.


 No.253251

>>253248

this is why possum doesn't come here anymore


 No.253252


 No.253253

>>253251

Good riddance, who needs that Weber kike?


 No.253254

>>253253

alright i'll go


 No.253255

>>253250

Hope he drinks some petrol that swallows a lit matchstick.


 No.253256

>>253250

>Never understood why he was so repulsed by our degenerate behaviour

May be he was a B00ng once?


 No.253257


 No.253258

File: 6961329514e9a88⋯.png (544.54 KB, 1124x427, 1124:427, Screenshot from 2019-04-15….png)

>>253244

>Did this include the filaments inside the light bulbs

> The sand in the glass?

> I think not

well i actually machined my own glass and made my own headlamps from scratch because they dont exist anymore you colossal contrarian https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76 so yes. Yes i did.


 No.253259

>>253255

Vile post


 No.253260

>>253259

Don't make me shit in your mouth and tell you about the Dans.


 No.253261

>>253258

Looks like you took the reflector from a lantern and Dremeled the edge of some existing glass.


 No.253262

>>253259

You were missed.


 No.253263

>>253255

Does this actually work?


 No.253264

wat if possum was julian assange


 No.253265

>>253263

Not sure but would be funny to see.


 No.253266

>>253263

Only one way to find out.


 No.253267

>>253264

I very much doubt Julian would disagree with the neet mindset


 No.253268

>>253267

certainly not the rape part


 No.253269

>>253264

More than likely I think


 No.253270

Pack of chips for dinner


 No.253271

>>253268

>suspected of rape

>neet

>strange fascination with feces

>idolized by autists on the internet

really makes you think


 No.253272

>>253270

crisps or fries?


 No.253273

File: 43b2224bd4a79b6⋯.jpg (1.34 MB, 2160x2160, 1:1, 20190415_121213[1].jpg)


 No.253274

>>253272

Crisps


 No.253275

>>253272

>crisps or fries?

CHIPS!!!!!!


 No.253276

>>253273

nice bush chook mate


 No.253277

File: afec767528a1386⋯.jpg (2.71 MB, 2160x2160, 1:1, 20190415_121151[1].jpg)

>>253276

I went to my towns zoo today.


 No.253278

>>253273

thinking about cassowary proctology in far north quensland


 No.253279

Massively impressed and hopeless


 No.253280

>>253277

He doesn't look very pleased


 No.253281

File: a79ce7684a2cd43⋯.jpg (286.14 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, co.jpg)


 No.253282

File: df1609d807f7aa1⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 2160x2160, 1:1, 20190415_121210[1].jpg)

>>253278

Imagine these doing the proctology exam.


 No.253283

On her way to work one morning

Down the path along side the lake

A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake

His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew

"Poor thing, " she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"

"Take me in tender woman

Take me in, for heaven's sake

Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake


 No.253284

>>253278

that's an emu bro


 No.253285

File: 1b35d3b6f0f3c59⋯.mp4 (15.02 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190415_121118[1].mp4)

>>253280

I wouldn't be either if I was a https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76y ass bird.


 No.253286

>>253283

I wish a tender hearted woman would take care of my snake


 No.253287

>>253283

>dew

BAN HIM!


 No.253288

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

admit it lads chad cassowary would just ruin your day. im in awe


 No.253289

She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk

And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk

She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived

She found that pretty snake she'd taken to had been revived

"Take me in, tender woman

Take me in, for heaven's sake

Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake


 No.253290

>>253288

One of these cunts killed a seppo the other day.


 No.253291

>>253258

I'm impressed. You might be a wanker but you aren't quite the outright https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76 I thought you were.


 No.253292

>>253291

I still don't like him.

Swap him for Possum.


 No.253293

>>253291

FUCKING WORD FILTERS NOW?

Testing:

https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76


 No.253294


 No.253295

>>253293

So now we can't say f@gg0t.


 No.253296


 No.253297


 No.253298

She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful, " she cried

"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"

She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight

Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite

"Take me in, tender woman

Take me in, for heaven's sake

Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake

"I saved you, " cried the woman

"And you've bitten me, but why?

You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"

"Oh shut up, silly woman, " said the reptile with a grin

"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

"Take me in, tender woman

Take me in, for heaven's sake

Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake


 No.253299

>>253298

Ah yes, The World History of Danry, an excellent text.


 No.253300

Weber


 No.253301

>>253299

So:

Phaggot is filtered to a youtube video

Mews with a J is Dan.


 No.253302


 No.253303

>>253302

What did you type?


 No.253304

WeberS


 No.253305

>>253303

That's a secret


 No.253306


 No.253307

N1gger gets changed to Weber, fucking kek.


 No.253308

chink


 No.253309


 No.253310


 No.253311

F@ggot = https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76

N1gger = Weber

J3w = Dan

Any others?


 No.253312

Cuck

Kike

NK

Abo

Coon

Tranny

Queer


 No.253313

B00ng = NK


 No.253314

>>253313

Should be the other way around tbh


 No.253315

night all


 No.253316

He's made some quality improvements and it's taken you all day to notice them.


 No.253317

>>253315

Goon night.


 No.253318

>>253315

Early neet, are you knocking off from work at ASIO?


 No.253319


 No.253320

>>253316

Fuck off cruisey, I hope you get raped by a pack of spear chucking b00ngs.


 No.253321

>>253318

next shift must be starting


 No.253322

>>253318

He's probably got to get up late to review NK's poo pictures.


 No.253323

>>253320

>Fuck off cruisey

I wish, I wish…


 No.253324

Going to the gym tonight. I hope there aren't too many chinks.


 No.253325

>>253324

Keep us updated and I'll get the

C H I N K E D

ready.


 No.253326

>>253324

i read that as chiqs …lol


 No.253327

Do you think Tone ever betrayed NK during their therapist sessions by giving NK some therapy? Making the hunter the hunted so to speak.


 No.253328

Thoughts on the procreation to create children?


 No.253329

>>253326

I like to keep it queer at the gym, ya know? Nothing wrong with admiring the Aryan man's form.


 No.253330


 No.253331

>>253328

Danish children?


 No.253332

>>253327

Interesting theory, perhaps it happened.


 No.253333

>>253329

whats a membership cost a neet ?


 No.253334

Lame, Goodbye neets this is crap


 No.253335

>>253331

Does it matter?


 No.253336

>>253333

$150 for three months. $405 for a year.


 No.253337

>>253334

Have a wank


 No.253338

This should've been dedicated to posso.


 No.253339

>>253338

Fuck him.


 No.253340

File: 0d1e7e322d5040d⋯.png (788.42 KB, 1435x723, 1435:723, Screenshot from 2019-04-14….png)

>>253328

unless its my olivia newton john / delta goodrem hybrid clone aint no procreating going on


 No.253341

>>253117

I just went to the mechanics.

I had to drive there with two feet, constantly revving it so it didn't drop below 500rpm.

I got there and he just revved the fuck out of it and it was fine. I felt and looked like a dickhead.


 No.253342

>tfw struggle with lifting form


 No.253343

Well now…

I came home to a shit show.


 No.253344

>>253343

Elaborate.


 No.253345

>>253132

Fuck the redcoats.


 No.253346

>>253343

NK hasn't posted a poo picture though?


 No.253347

>>253341

>and it was fine

Why?


 No.253348

>>253340

Is she a high milage vehicle?


 No.253349

>>253345

>potatoniggger


 No.253350

I wonder what Webby had for dinner?


 No.253351

>>253347

I guess it had a bit of shit stuck somewhere and revving it cleared it out.


 No.253352

>>253346

Bit concerning, what does our resident proctocologist say about our special little booong?


 No.253353

>>253341

is this the swift ? shit fuel meet injector use better petrol stations try a few takes of BP 98 octane to clear here out (it isnt that more expensive when you consider bang for buck) [spoiler] i did extensive testing on the highway commute for many years


 No.253354

How do I generate hip drive during a squat?


 No.253355

>>253352

With enough medical training, he'll get his medical licence and he'll be driving a Mercedes in no time.


 No.253356

>>253348

did you see the xvideo i posted in the previous thread ?


 No.253357

>>253353

>>253356

Unfortunately not


 No.253358

>>253190

Now I can ban (((you)))


 No.253359

>>253356

Not all of it because she didn't get naked on the parts I clicked through


 No.253360

>>253204

This is what I think too.


 No.253361

Anal seepage


 No.253362

>>253220

That's why we need to give it back.


 No.253363

>>253227

I hope I don't come to hate you all too.


 No.253364

>>253363

Oh you!


 No.253365


 No.253366

>>253358

calm down i dont talk about juice as if id shit up the board with ketchniness


 No.253367


 No.253368

>I went on that discord that keeps being shilled here and posted abo porn


 No.253369

>>253368

Keep up the good work!


 No.253370

>>253368

>>253369

Did they like it?


 No.253371

File: 96effa8bcee3f49⋯.png (446.84 KB, 848x389, 848:389, oi unna.PNG)

File: 123ec27dc16132e⋯.png (12.42 KB, 419x125, 419:125, steal wanks.PNG)

>>253370

I think so, but they don't know what Steal Wanks means


 No.253372

>>253350

Weber has banjo tonight. Probably a longneck on the way home.


 No.253373

>>253312

Thanks


 No.253374

File: 52774794c9d22ab⋯.jpg (46.91 KB, 640x631, 640:631, 4784308b92baf4f9e364960242….jpg)

>>253132

hypothetically, if someone (not me) were to spray paint peoples cars, would there be any way for the police to know who it was?


 No.253375

File: 68bff39ffc7421b⋯.gif (1.83 MB, 360x240, 3:2, 1535080305031.gif)

>>253371

goddamn big brain sco mo is curse us to 8 years of getting SHORTENED

> still upset Craigut the liberal party sepuku


 No.253376

File: f0c9c7873fc84d5⋯.jpg (75.33 KB, 800x511, 800:511, dickky.jpg)

>>253375

You best be voting Big Dick Sustainable you NK


 No.253377

>>253353

Nah, I have a falcon


 No.253378

>>253374

Why would you do that? It's not like spraying government property.


 No.253379

>>253341

Good old Italian tune up.


 No.253380

I'll take off the word filters when you find them all.


 No.253381

Cunt

Reddit

Bitch

Dike

4chan


 No.253382

>>253374

NK you NK


 No.253383

>>253381

Brenton

Tarrant

Muslim

ASIO

ADF

AIDF

AFP

ASIS


 No.253384

>>253380

I like the word filters though


 No.253385

>>253383

I have messages in my new email address stating I must report you.


 No.253386

Traditional custodians of this land therapist vists


 No.253387

>>253384

If cunts get too soppy I'll get rid of them all.


 No.253388

>>253387

But that's half the fun


 No.253389

>>253387

Craigrigin@l = Traditional custodians of this land


 No.253390

>>253389

Ab0 = Craig


 No.253391


 No.253392

>>253389

>Craigriginal

kek


 No.253393

>>253388

The charm will wear off soon.


 No.253394

Ab0 = Craig

Ab0riginal = Traditional custodians of this land

B0ong = NK

F@ggot = https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76

N!gger = Weber

J3w = Dan

That's six so far.


 No.253395

Craigrigianal


 No.253396

File: c3af98b260bf6e8⋯.png (304.07 KB, 507x496, 507:496, 1537922929461.png)

>>253384

> word filters

i want [ weed heroin cocaine speed shards pills ] asll filtered to [ seroquel ]

>>253385

> no ASD / DSD

amateurs


 No.253397

>>253385

What? I'm not too concerned as I'm behind two vpns but if you are seriously reporting neets for mentioning that name the board will be desolate pretty soon.


 No.253398

>>253397

We've survived alright for over a year doing it.

All in the name of remaining comfy.

Serving them serves us.


 No.253399

>>253141

To be honest britain's been all down hill since the late 18th century. Australia's been the better operation.


 No.253400

I thought I'd find out if I got the job at the hospital today, but it looks like I'll find out tomorrow now


 No.253401

What does 'FUCKING WORD FILTERS FUCK OFF YOU https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76 CHEESEY' mean?


 No.253402

Weber Dan NK Craig Traditional custodians of this land proctology


 No.253403


 No.253404

I might join the army


 No.253405

>>253403

Some NK reported himself.

Either cheesemeister or someone who thinks I am him.


 No.253406

Goon Dexies Never Heard of Him


 No.253407

>>253383

Subscribe to pewdiepie


 No.253408

Cruisey you fucking NK :^)

Never Heard of Him


 No.253409

>>253401

You alright mate?


 No.253410

>tfw severely impressed

test


 No.253411

>>253405

There is only one neet, the mononeet. We are like the neet trinity but with many more neets than just three.


 No.253412

>dunno whether I'm

>tfw Impressed

>or

>tfw impressed that I'm filtered now


 No.253413

d3pressed = impressed


 No.253414

>>253413

this is a war crime


 No.253415

>>253413

m4naro=never heard of him


 No.253416

tumesced


 No.253417

>>253416

I can never spell that right.


 No.253418

>>253413

>tfw deepressed


 No.253419

>>253411

Its the council of 6

Which is currently Cruisey Weber Shire Never Heard of Him seroquelNEET and Shire


 No.253420

w33d is seroquel now


 No.253421

the Big Bulge


 No.253422

>m0nk is the Big Bulge

wew


 No.253423

>>253418

Should be word filtered to >>253410

Tbqh


 No.253424

Absolute chaos.


 No.253425


 No.253426


 No.253427

>>253424

You might not approve but ____ will never be able to crack the code.


 No.253428

>>253424

Solid improvement, we'll all now know how impressed the NEETs are.


 No.253429

cruisey how many haven't we found

misso


 No.253430

>>253429

Cruisey's misso


 No.253431

fagneet


 No.253432

>>253430

African jungle


 No.253433

dogneet

binneet

hueneet


 No.253434

>>253432

in the jungle the mighty jungle, Cruisey's Misso rapes him tonight


 No.253435

There are 22, 5 of which are to the same thing.


 No.253436

Possum

Goon

Binge

Foreigners


 No.253437

dexies


 No.253438

>>253435

Complete madman


 No.253439

have a wank


 No.253440

wash your penis


 No.253441


 No.253442

>>253437

mindies


 No.253443

boomer


 No.253444

>>253435

>tfw impressed


 No.253445

Seroquel


 No.253446

>>253444

cheer up


 No.253447

bum rash


 No.253448

>tfw severely morose


 No.253449

>>253448

How did you find that one?


 No.253450

I need to go outside and have a think Craigut all this.


 No.253451

ok so

1. B00ng=NK

2. Ab0=Craig

3. M0Naro=Never Heard of him

4. M0nk=the Big Bulge

5. Ab0riginal = Traditional custodians of this land

6. F@ggot= https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76

7.N1gger=Weber

8. J3w=Dan

9. w33d=seroquel

10. her0in=seroquel

11. cocain=cocaine

12. sp33d=speed

13. d3pressed=impressed

14. soseroqueling will = morose


 No.253452

>>253450

>craigut

wew


 No.253453

>>253450

Ab0ut = Craigut


 No.253454

>>253450

>think Craigut


 No.253455

m3th=seroquel


 No.253456

>>253451

I will take those 10 down now.

>>253455

11

13 to go.


 No.253457

>tfw severely despondent


 No.253458

>>253449

>As the NEETs came to terms with the word filters, they learned to improvise and look up synonyms thus improving their vocabulary and English skills.

Possum's ideas of self improvement live on without him.


 No.253459

noonga


 No.253460

Tony Abbott


 No.253461

Goon


 No.253462

>tfw severely crestfallen


 No.253463

therapist


 No.253464

>>253456

on reflection, this easter egg hunt is kind of fun.


 No.253465

Joondalup

Joondy

elizabeth

lizbeth

Mildura

Prahan

Cronulla

Canberra

Queanbeyan

Brisbane

Brisvegas

Ringwood

Melbourne

The city of my dreams

Gippsland


 No.253466

>>253464

12 to go.


 No.253467

Oh so Sh!tbourne is one


 No.253468

>>253467

Very good.


 No.253469

Mindies

onion

rape

R.A.P.E.


 No.253470

What the hell melbourne faggot


 No.253471

Hebrew

Israel

Trump

Homo

Negro

love is love

honk

*honk*


 No.253472

>>253469

>R.A.P.E.

That should've been one.


 No.253473

qu33r love is love


 No.253474

Radelaide

Adelaide

SA

Barossa

Uluru

Alice Springs

Arnhem Land

Nullarbor

Whyalla


 No.253475

Putin Bibi ScoMo Scott Morrison Shorten Abbo


 No.253476

>>253473

Down to 10.


 No.253477

Also, this is how I will pick the board vol.


 No.253478

Niger

Sudan

Africa

Uganda

England

Sweden


 No.253479

>>253478

Did you say homosexual for the last one and it filtered to Sweden


 No.253480

Pepe


 No.253481


 No.253482

despondent

morose

pessimistic

sad

unhappy

bleeding

blue

dejected

destroyed

dispirited

down

dragged

hurting

low

ripped

weeping

bad

bummed out

cast-down

crestfallen

crummy

disconsolate

down and out

down in the dumps

down in the mouth

downcast

downhearted

fed up

glum

grim

in a blue funk

in pain

in the dumps

in the pits

in the toilet

let down

low-down

low-spirited

lugubrious

melancholy

moody

on a downer

sob story

spiritless

taken down

torn up

woebegone


 No.253483

woolies

codeine


 No.253484

nofun

Astra

holden

rapecar

Ross Dibbs

Gook Night

Goon Morning

Good Night

Good Morning


 No.253485

>>253482

> woebegone


 No.253486

big rape


 No.253487

>>253482

>woebegone

This is why weber doesn't post anymore


 No.253488

Tasmania


 No.253489

this is why possum doesn't post anymore


 No.253490

Heil Hitler


 No.253491

Nazi

Nazis

Commie

Scott

John

Elbow


 No.253492

>>253490

White dog

Whoite dog


 No.253493


 No.253494

Hortler


 No.253495

WOIGHT DAWG


 No.253496

Abocore

Out da front

Glue

Petrol

Metho

Cenno

centrelink


 No.253497

UNNA


 No.253498

>>253489

Posso gave me this to destroy.

6 months at most.


 No.253499


 No.253500

cone

goon

misso

gook


 No.253501

>>253493

Are you mocking the quality of my post mate? I put a lot of effort in to my posts.


 No.253502

astra


 No.253503

Cruisey give us a hint in the form of at least the catagory of one of them

Ie Place name, NEETName, Politics etc etc


 No.253504

Cindyed


 No.253505

>>253502

NK you NK I already said Astra you NK


 No.253506

small consent


 No.253507


 No.253508

Cindys

Cindyed


 No.253509

Hawaiian tear and share

Hawaiian tear n share


 No.253510

CALIENTE


 No.253511

BUM GASH


 No.253512

BUM RASH


 No.253513

<Unlikely

C H I N K E D


 No.253514

>>253509

Hawian


 No.253515

>>253514

Hues grandma


 No.253516

cindy stardust


 No.253517

onion unna

anal enema

big rape

tone

therapist


 No.253518


 No.253519

Mong


 No.253520

Retard


 No.253521

Cunny

Grool


 No.253522

>>253518

Jokes on you mate, i'm wanking fff the dog as i type this.


 No.253523

Unna


 No.253524

I hope there are some new posters who just came in to this thread.


 No.253525


 No.253526

>>253516

Starfall fucktard


 No.253527

>>253522

Is he farting and shitting this time?


 No.253528

>>253525

For the high quality discussion.


 No.253529

West Coast eagles

Carn

Port Adelaide Power

Port Adelaide "White" Power

Ngambra

Richmond

Canberra Raiders

Cronulla Sharks

North Melbourne Kangaroos

in me bum


 No.253530

Prolapse


 No.253531

cindy starfall


 No.253532

File: 4c80f82bd7a12f9⋯.jpg (205.12 KB, 736x900, 184:225, JesusUnna.jpg)

>>253522

repent


 No.253533

>>253529

Powerrack

Power rack

White power rack


 No.253534

>>253530

anal prolapse

anal fissure


 No.253535

>>253532

it's not a white dog unna

Only black dog


 No.253536

One more has been found but I need it in xxxx=yyyy


 No.253537

warts


 No.253538

Warhammer


 No.253539

off


 No.253540

Anal prolapse


 No.253541

>>253536

Cruisey = Massive fucking queer


 No.253542

buffalo bill

chad

virgin

corn shucking

crab

dealer

eureka

lambing flat

wandjina


 No.253543

>>253541

How did you find that out?


 No.253544

Commodore


 No.253545

>>253541

That one has been known for some time.


 No.253546

0ff off


 No.253547

big gape


 No.253548

Little fat lamb

Fatlamb

Marsupial


 No.253549

wanking off the dog


 No.253550

>tfw no gf


 No.253551

CALIENTE!

Hot!


 No.253552

HINT

Some of those are nasty words


 No.253553

Melons

Cucumber


 No.253554

>>253538

Boong Angels


 No.253555

pussy


 No.253556

>>253536

I'm too lazy for that m8


 No.253557

dick

cock

prick


 No.253558

>>253552

you're a shit cunt ya fuckhead


 No.253559

I have become posso and NK has become wandjina.


 No.253560

>>253556

Fine I will give you

ch1nk=cindy


 No.253561

arse

cum

dick

penis inspection day

ass

balls

boobs

abboriginal breasts

aboriginal breasts

Abo Cum


 No.253562

>>253561

None of those are nasty words.


 No.253563

NeetKing CruiseNEET

PossumNEET ShireNEET RapeNEET


 No.253564

chink


 No.253565

SS

Ford

Coopers

Ned Kelly

Captain Cook

VB

XXXX

First Settlers

Genocide

Massacre


 No.253566

Durry


 No.253567

>>253558

westie

bogan

dero

derro


 No.253568

pajeet

poojeta


 No.253569

what are you all doing


 No.253570

>>253562

spic בעל שליטה dyke wog wop nig nog petrolnigger sandnigger towlhead (((banker)))


 No.253571

Why isn't anal changed to proctology?


 No.253572

Oy Vey K1ke is בעל שליטה now


 No.253573

Cruisey's misso


 No.253574

I just realise that בעל שליטה is hebrew for oy vey


 No.253575

Clever NEETs.


 No.253576


 No.253577

Cruisey's misso tunes


 No.253578

>>253576

Whats the filter word


 No.253579

>>253577

>>253573

Keep this one


 No.253580

loony tunes?


 No.253581

>>253578

Can't say, you gotta keep it.


 No.253582

>>253579

lol ok


 No.253583


 No.253584

Sacred rape knowledge


 No.253585

OH LAWDY


 No.253586

K1ke = בעל שליטה


 No.253587

Hallelujah


 No.253588


 No.253589

>>253586

which means oy vey


 No.253590

>>253573

>>253577

What is it?


 No.253591

>>253589

It means ruler.


 No.253592

>>253590

he won't tell us fark

Church

Church Choir


 No.253593

>>253590

Another word for boong, a more American term though


 No.253594

8 to go, 1 has been found but hasn't been xxx=yyy


 No.253595

Slave


 No.253596

Cruisey's misso


 No.253597

Jesus


 No.253598

Wog

Wop


 No.253599

negroid wife


 No.253600

>>253596

Kek, it's c00n. Keep it.


 No.253601

fucking


 No.253602

I love Cruisey's misso cheese.


 No.253603

the filter for c00n should be cheese


 No.253604

>>253600

Sacred knowledge m8


 No.253605

sex


 No.253606

wanking


 No.253607

Cruisey I'm Disapointed there is no Tony filter


 No.253608

Malcolm Turnbull


 No.253609

Tones


 No.253610

John


 No.253611

coffee enema


 No.253612

John Howard Rapes Abbos


 No.253613

Efukt


 No.253614

urethra paper cut

sriracha lube


 No.253615

Rape machine


 No.253616

NK's rape train.


 No.253617

>>253614

>sriracha lube

Caliente!


 No.253618

New Thread


 No.253619

Seriously where is the Bum Gash Filter


 No.253620

>>253618

Too soon


 No.253621


 No.253622

>>253618

Way too soon.


 No.253623

>>253620

I was just trying to find the bum gash filter


 No.253624

What weight should I start deadlifting at?


 No.253625


 No.253626

>>253622

I was hoping New thread filtered to bum gash

old thread


 No.253627

>>253624

9.11 pounds


 No.253628

Holocaust

9/11


 No.253629

I'm thinking around 40kg to start, from what I've read online.


 No.253630

MT DRUITT IS GODS OWN CUNTRY


 No.253631

>>253630

<Unlikely


 No.253632

NasBol

NatSoc

NasBoong

AnCap

BoongCap

Centrist


 No.253633

Bogan

spic

hew

Curry


 No.253634

Leftypol


 No.253635

Communism


 No.253636

>>253633

>hew

jew or hue

brazillian?


 No.253637

>>253636

Going for jew, but failed


 No.253638

/leftypol/

/tv/

/pol/

/b/

/unna/

/v/


 No.253639

National Socialism


 No.253640

I think this is the way it will be. I will add secret word filters in and if you don't like it just xxxx=yyyy


 No.253641

>thinking about Cruisey's misso


 No.253642

>>253641

Thinking about Cruisey's misso's cheese


 No.253643

>>253640

That'll work


 No.253644

Cenno

max


 No.253645

>>253642

Mmmm, nice and tasty. Is it tangy?


 No.253646

centerlink

mygov

max employment


 No.253647

>>253645

its caliente


 No.253648

walkies


 No.253649

train


 No.253650

afl


 No.253651

rape train


 No.253652

Acorn


 No.253653

Hank Hill


 No.253654

Special little boong is also Bega


 No.253655

Fucken dammit


 No.253656

I like that change though


 No.253657

>>253654

Devondale?


 No.253658

>>253161

>lowest price guarantee

>literally more expensive than any other store

The member card specials are good tho


 No.253659

based


 No.253660

thinking about binge drinking


 No.253661

>>253658

You say that but I'm pretty sure the only store cheaper than Dan is Aldi and even then


 No.253662

>>253657

I like Bega


 No.253663

>>253188

Harry potters on one of the secret channels tonight


 No.253664

Cheese cake


 No.253665

Cheesecake


 No.253666

executive


 No.253667

NK's double dick UNNA magic pill-fueled binge


 No.253668

NK's double dick UNNA magic pill = double dick UNNA magic pill


 No.253669

>>253663

The same one that had 4k DVD of abo porn


 No.253670

Cruisey keep this one


 No.253671

exec


 No.253672

d3xie = NK's double dick UNNA magic pill


 No.253673

>>253661

FIrst Choice and and Fassina are cheaper here. (Fassina has more specials too)


 No.253674

>>253673

the fuck is fassina


 No.253675

>>253670

Sorry, rules are rules. >>253672


 No.253676

File: 3f4dbe723d0753a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-04-15 17.36.26.jpg)

2nd shit of the day, think all that food I ate one the weekend has cleared


 No.253677

>>253673

also does First Choice sell a 12% GB for $9

No? well they should fuck off uNNA


 No.253678


 No.253679

Good thing I say dexi


 No.253680

Ordering a pizza


 No.253681

My god I dropped an enormous shit before. The wiping kept going and going though.


 No.253682

>>253676

Quantity has improved, quality only slightly. It's good to see your taking life seriously now.


 No.253683

>>253680

Domino's?


 No.253684

>>253681

Did it end?


 No.253685

>>253682

I take it so seriously I actually went to a house inspection for a two bed unit after work, the agent was late so I was talking to the Chinese tenants and when I left I saw some scraggy guy hurrying up to the unit and he was all drenched from the rain.

Psych doesn't get back till Wednesday so I'm hoping he can sort me out for another dexie script, I'm fucking rationing them right now taking 6 a day when I should be taking 8


 No.253686

>>253684

Eventually.


 No.253687

>>253629

Try 40 and see how you feel the next day, if your tendons are fucked then go lower


 No.253688

>>253685

Thank you for answering those questions. That was very kind of you.

More importantly how was the toilet in the new cave?


 No.253689

seroquels are bad


 No.253690

d4ugs=seroquel


 No.253691

Spook

G9ok


 No.253692

Is that all the seroquels


 No.253693

Gook


 No.253694

gook


 No.253695

>>253685

fuck, do you have a housemate sorted?

would be 400 a week at least in perth


 No.253696

>>253692

One more.


 No.253697

lsd shrooms opium


 No.253698

>>253687

Okay, thanks.


 No.253699

>>253458

absolutely poignant


 No.253700

defecation in the watercloset


 No.253701

Rape culture


 No.253702

Big abo poo


 No.253703

>>253683

> Dominos

not eating there and not meeting ladies of the night who ask you to save them from mental health hospital 2 weeks later


 No.253704

Prostitutes


 No.253705


 No.253706

Prosties


 No.253707

Whores


 No.253708

British

England

Colonialism


 No.253709

File: 68a5fde0b55b5ca⋯.png (111.05 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, IMG_7565.PNG)


 No.253710

Alright neets, I'm off to the gym. Wish me well.


 No.253711

>>253710

Then get some refreshing goon into ya


 No.253712

>>253709

you should fuck ay


 No.253713

>>253688

It's was pretty meh, the place isn't available for another 3 weeks so I might check some other places out before then


 No.253714

>>253695

Nah this place is a townhouse for $230 a week, I refuse to rent with other people


 No.253715

All I need is a buck or two


 No.253716

>>253713

Tell the agent you want a quality shitter and not a low quality and quantity eco flush shitter. It won't do it for you.


 No.253717

>>253714

nice, I have a small as fuck studio for $200, its great because I'm by my self UNNA


 No.253718

>>253714

Imagine pushing a Roger over the edge of a unit for destroying the toilet


 No.253719

>>253713

spin that wheel of fortune cuz

>>253714

>>253717

impossible in the main cities double or triple that


 No.253720

I need a hint, it's starting to get to me.


 No.253721

>>253719

I got lucky as shit but its all about looking around


 No.253722

>>253721

in the middle of the big cities i have had the best luck with big old mansions with like 6 rooms split between 3 people. If the people are older and slow death and the house isnt being demolished in 6 months you are usually golden. i like my space and my ensuite i can fucking blaze up


 No.253723

>>253722

ok ok cruisey

w4g3 = sl0w de4th … come one thats going a bit far considering this is a n33tboard


 No.253724

Bega slow death


 No.253725

slow deathrium


 No.253726

w4ge


 No.253727

slow death


 No.253728

neet


 No.253729

>>253724

whats bega


 No.253730

Some poojeet dude just delivered me a pizza on his fucking bicycle

What a world we live in


 No.253731

>>253729

Cruisy's misso


 No.253732

>>253730

Ubereats?


 No.253733

cruisey's misso


 No.253734


 No.253735

>>253734

Mambo?


 No.253736

I'd have more money if I wasn't on the dole!


 No.253737

>>253736

Save you wanks and cash them in before the dip


 No.253738

>>253730

welcome to 2019


 No.253739

I once read a story about this guy who paid for cum tissues. A guy took his cum tissues to him at a coffee shop and the guy stuffed them all in mouth while counting them one by one. He gave him $10 a tissue and he got $50


 No.253740

The mainstream Australian culture is intolerable to me and I cannot identify with it in the least.

What am I to do? Should I stay and continue my quest for broader acceptance, or should I abandon any hope of that and flee to a foreign land?

I'm deeply torn


 No.253741

>>253740

You need to have a wank +/ goon +/ binge.


 No.253742

>>253740

start the NEET Ethnostate


 No.253743

>>253742

Ethanolstate?


 No.253744

thinking about our (bo)y cruisey


 No.253745

>>253744

>IKTF

I wonder what he had for dinner?


 No.253746

I wonder if posso enjoyed his orange for dinner?


 No.253747

What kind of eye glasses does ausneets wear

I ordered a pair of Oakley tincan carbons. This will be my third pair of oakleys. I much prefer them over more traditional styles, despite popular memes about them being suited to speed dealers


 No.253748

thinking about our b(oy) cruisey


 No.253749

>>253747

There is no shame in being a speed dealer mate


 No.253750

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (76.68 KB, 940x627, 940:627, 2f8fbcb3bf6aede7c41fa41111….jpg)


 No.253751

thinking about our boy (cruise)y


 No.253752

>>253749

Is a Speed Dealer some who sells Ferraris


 No.253753

>>253747

i just take chemist / pharmacy sunglasses off the rack. ill gladly pay 5 or 10 dollars for them but not the RRP of $ 25 for some chink shit shit

plus i had legit little abb0 cunt break my favourite pair and some cops step on my favourite pair of polarised aviators and i dont give a fuck anymore especially after leaving my legit 150 dolla polarised wayfarers at a shopping centre and calling in and seeing the POO security guard wearing them

sunglasses = disposable items


 No.253754

cumdies


 No.253755

>>253752

Yes, used Ferraris.


 No.253756

>>253753

Do you steal anything else?


 No.253757

I am back from banjo.

I suck at it.

Also those Babybel cheese things suck.


 No.253758

>>253753

Did you ask for them back?


 No.253759

fingered


 No.253760

>>253757

Was she impressed?


 No.253761

fingered hex in a nightclub


 No.253762


 No.253763

>>253757

Are you going to invite cruisey and possum to your 40th?


 No.253764

>>253747

I wear Armani sunglasses only


 No.253765

Psych got back to me, got an appointment next week so I'll blhave plenty of wanks after all


 No.253766

>>253760

No. If she wasn't getting $35 for 30 minutes she wouldn't put up with me.


 No.253767

>>253763

That is next year.

I could be dead by then.


 No.253768

>>253763

Where is my invitation or will it be filmed for us then posted in one minutes clips?


 No.253769

baseball


 No.253770

File: 00ba6319517eded⋯.png (134.8 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.253771

>>253756

> Do you steal anything else?

Yes. (Your) Hearts


 No.253772

Assignment due 5pm yesterday

Still not finished


 No.253773

tahlia

prime unna poonani


 No.253774

>>253766

Lies, she does it because she sees your passion.


 No.253775

>>253773

tab1tha = prime unna poonani


 No.253776

Anal gape


 No.253777

Bum rash


 No.253778


 No.253779

ozneet

ozneets

aus


 No.253780

mummybot


 No.253781

RapeDad


 No.253782

>>253767

seeing my current trajectory and 2020 do not compute ill probably be dead as well at least i left a semi live blog here for my execher and the coroner to see


 No.253783

shiteypostingwheelchairneet


 No.253784

>>253782

are you suicidal bro?


 No.253785

>>253782

Can I have your car?


 No.253786

>>253772

get on with it stupid


 No.253787

>>253786

He'll do it tomorrow.


 No.253788

>>253765

#blessed


 No.253789

Goon night.


 No.253790

>>253784

no i have had to move house 14 times since i moved out of my parents in 2012 and i am just exhausted my mom wont even have me back in an emergency because she is an NPC boomer and thinks im crazy for even trying to talk them about clown world.

>>253785

if you can heel toe and drift a front wheel drive i will honestly consider it


 No.253791

>>253790

Why do you have to move house so much?


 No.253792

>>253771

(You) sly dog

<3

>>253772

have a study

that reminds me I have some shit due in a fortnight

>>253782

see my previous (You)

>>253790

Sounds like you need to marry a wholesome femNEET out bush and settle down.


 No.253793

fired up my old laptop to find out I had lost all my photos from better times


 No.253794

asioneet


 No.253795

heckin flogged


 No.253796

misdirection


 No.253797

broken tv


 No.253798

neetgang pepe on my wrist


 No.253799

niggerboo

jiggerboo

coloured Begaie

black porch monkey

brown babooney

melon muncher

chicken bone sucker

blue black silverback

big spear chucker


 No.253800

ID HAVE MORE MONEY IF I WASNT ON THE DOLE !!!


 No.253801

tax

flaps

vagina


 No.253802

sphincter


 No.253803

duck restaurant


 No.253804

fishing


 No.253805

warehouse


 No.253806

>>253791

its because i have to live in within 6km radius of my CBD to see my Dad or things just get too hard. I cant live in the stix. Share Housing is a game of chance there are alot of random players and i just lucked out. My mother and execehr have a huge house spare rooms and nothing to do and i got punished moving every 6 months and having a mental breakdown each time because of owners just endlessly buying selling property and demolishing property and disputes between tennants and landlords and rental agencies and neighbors that werent mine

im an adult and can hadle my money and rinking and employment and my affairs but im convinvced my NPC mom is chief NPC on the NPC council and they want to break my NEET ass


 No.253807

File: 050a8e82f69125a⋯.jpg (115.38 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 2010.jpg)

>>253793

>idktf


 No.253808

>>253806

Why do you have to live close to your dad

I live hundreds of KMs from my family and I'm doing well


 No.253809

>>253808

he might be depressed


 No.253810

>>253809

Thats why he posts here, I always feel less depressed after taking my anger out on Possum


 No.253811

>>253806

have a goon +/ cycle and reflect on all the good in life


 No.253812

>>253811

wank = cycle


 No.253813

>>253812

I just assumed they went hand in hand so I didn't include wank


 No.253814

>>253810

tfw been guilty of that


 No.253815

I went to the gym for the first time. I wasn't very challenged in terms of strength by any of the exercises I did (SS) but by the technical aspects of form. In the end my deadlift is 40kg (very easy), squat is 45kg (fairly easy), and my overhead press is 25kg (not hard). My form is best on the overhead press and worst on the squat. The uni has deals for cheap personal trainers and I'm thinking of doing that to get my form sorted. Going to take it slow to avoid injuries due to poor form. I'm keeping a log with every set and rep, with weight, notes etc. It will give me a reference and I figured it would hold me accountable to regularly going as I wouldn't want the shame of having a gap in the log. Going to have some stew for dinner.


 No.253816

>>253815

the trainers probably won't really have a clue

ss yt and forums have all the info on form you ever need

film yourself and adjust accordingly


 No.253817

>>253815

>I did (SS)

ara ara


 No.253818

>>253815

The weight will get plenty heavy enough soon if you're adding 2.5kg each session. Once I started squatting 110kg (in addition to weighing 120kg), I wished for the early days again.


 No.253819

>>253816

One of the trainers competes in power lifting competition. The others don't really look like they lift. The boongs on the bus are screaming for some reason.


 No.253820

good night all


 No.253821

>>253820

Good night mate.


 No.253822

>>253141

Britain's legacy lives on in Australia while they decline. >>253141


 No.253823

I poo when I'm doing squats at the gym


 No.253824

>>253811

thanks tried that today but it started raining and i just gave up. it was for the best i cooked a lamb curry and feeling much better now thank god just teeth + pain + antibiotics + not eating well + not sleeping well can put your guts and head in cycle that really fucks you up


 No.253825

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

<tfw depressed


 No.253826

>>253820

goon night


 No.253827

anyone itt having a neetparty


 No.253828

Maybe watching some autistic halo vids will put the brakes on the sperg out


 No.253829

>>253827

neetparty with no reward… brain chemicals exhausted no matter what i consume

husk of a man am i


 No.253830

anyone who has trouble sleeping, have you ever experienced when you're just about to fall asleep, your brain going 'holy fuck your finally falling asleep' which wakes you up over and over, I know its anxiety because drinking makes me sleep easier, it fucking sucks


 No.253831

>>253830

That happens to me a bit, I just have a wank and go back to sleep


 No.253832

>>253829

what have you been consuming tonight bro?


 No.253833

>>253830

Once I get off the computer or put down my phone and decide its time to sleep the real sperg outs start. Focusing on my heart beat, ruminating on past embarrassments, getting those whole body jolts etc


 No.253834


 No.253835

>>253833

Have a Harry potter


 No.253836

Wankrupt

Bankrupt


 No.253837

>>253833

yep, its so tiring being anxious about sleeping after it get dark, especially how early it gets dark now

>tfw only thing that makes it better is a gf :(


 No.253838

Neet council


 No.253839

>>253835

why are they so comfy bro


 No.253840

Astra


 No.253841

>>253819

>The boongs on the bus are screaming for some reason.

I'd be more concerned if they were sitting quietly.

boongs are known to be very vocally outgoing.


 No.253842

beer #8 bros

got some nobbys salt and vinegar peanuts


 No.253843

>>253841

I wish I was a boong


 No.253844

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.253845

>>253843

I wish I was somebody else.


 No.253846

>>253842

Never got the appeal of nuts TBH

Deadass though how to spoiler? Coulda made some fire ass posts in the past if I knew how


 No.253847

>>253846

two asterisks either side of what you want to spoiler bro


 No.253848

>>253846

surely you at least like cashews


 No.253849

Just had a pretty heated argument with some cunt on a video game over voice chat

Little bit shaken


 No.253850

File: 2926cec1e3c408f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 109.7 KB, 318x343, 318:343, 1552863382394.png)


 No.253851

>>253849

what was it about

what were you playing


 No.253852

Karen


 No.253853

>>253851

My philosophy towards damage output and shield positioning

Overwatch


 No.253854

Schnitzel


 No.253855

>>253824

fair enough

>lamb curry

Sounds fucking delicious. I've got a slow cooker and it's very convenient for making curries, super easy too.

Not sleeping is the worst for me, if you let sleep deprivation become severe enough you might have a psychotic episode. Granted it's difficult to get to that level of sleep deprivation unless you're in a situation where you're too alert/concerned to fall asleep.


 No.253856

Narky

Narkyneet

Fired

Sacked

Unemployed


 No.253857

>>253853

At least you can care about something enough to get shaken?


 No.253858

>>253855

>psychotic episode

ever had one?


 No.253859

Nurgle


 No.253860

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>253825

have a walk


 No.253861

Yowie

Bunyip

1 minute video


 No.253862

>>253154

Anti white cunt of a country!! Even though we white australians are the majority.(although not for long with all the fuckwit shitskin curry munchers arriving daily) there are muslim only positions in safeway coles chemist warehouse etc. I refuse to shop at these places now. I want to burn this country to the ground using Jews as fuel.


 No.253863

>>253862

That’s too long for a filter


 No.253864

>>253860

my fuckin bro

glad you are into emo garbage too

I'm 25


 No.253865

Joondy

Joondalup


 No.253866

>>253861

when I was little today tonight did a story on bunyips

I got freaked the fuck out


 No.253867

Dumpster


 No.253868

>>253858

yes. Probably a few now I think about it.

>Thought I was adopted

>Thought I was being followed

>Drove over 2000kms in two days

>Had Jesus syndrome

>Thought I had to gouge out my left eye in order to join a secret cult


 No.253869

Poojeeta


 No.253870

After hours phone

Afterhours phone

Autism

Autistic

Bum bum


 No.253871

>>253868

>>Drove over 2000kms in two days

go on


 No.253872

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>253864

I am also 25

Rather fond of Moss Icon


 No.253873

>>253871

No he should stop revive survive


 No.253874

>>253849

I would have told my mum


 No.253875

Spacejam

Space jam


 No.253876

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>253872

>>253872

the first 22 seconds of this is the best moment in emo

I hope you feel the same way


 No.253877

>>253847

thanks ;)


 No.253878

>>253875

spacejam nigger?


 No.253879

>>253877

Now spoiler some red bold text


 No.253880

>>253877

I would have felt innumerable amounts of embarrassment if that didn't work, what a leap of faith


 No.253881

>>253878

You mean space jam Weber


 No.253882

>>253880

I would never troll you


 No.253883

Dumbdumb

Dumb dumb


 No.253884

Hope you cunts blokes don't crash out soon

need some company


 No.253885

Thinking about when I worked night fill and the gen would still be active until 3-4am WA time

NK was a neet back then


 No.253886

Shit lizard cock womble


 No.253887

make the trips something good


 No.253888

trips and possum comes back


 No.253889

>>253885

Being a neet isn't cool anymore


 No.253890




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