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We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the board where we now post, pay respect to The Council and acknowledge the important role UNNA continue to play within our community.

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This is your threadly reminder that our national anthem was butchered by communists for being too nationalistic.

Old Thread: >>252381


Australians all let us rejoice,

For we are young and free;

We've golden soil and wealth for toil,

Our home is girt by sea;

Our land abounds in Nature's gifts

Of beauty rich and rare;

In history's page, let every stage

Advance Australia fair!

In joyful strains then let us sing,

"Advance Australia fair!"

When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd,

To trace wide oceans o'er,

True British courage bore him on,

Till he landed on our shore.

Then here he raised Old England's flag,

The standard of the brave;

With all her faults we love her still,

"Brittannia rules the wave!"

In joyful strains then let us sing

"Advance Australia fair!"

Beneath our radiant southern Cross,

We'll toil with hearts and hands;

To make this Commonwealth of ours

Renowned of all the lands;

For those who've come across the seas

We've boundless plains to share;

With courage let us all combine

To advance Australia fair.

In joyful strains then let us sing

"Advance Australia fair!"

While other nations of the globe

Behold us from afar,

We'll rise to high renown and shine

Like our glorious southern star;

From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle,

Who come our lot to share,

Let all combine with heart and hand

To advance Australia fair!

In joyful strains then let us sing

"Advance Australia fair!"

Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,

Or dare a foot to land,

We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore

To guard our native strand;

Brittannia then shall surely know,

Beyond wide ocean's roll,

Her sons in fair Australia's land

Still keep a British soul.

In joyful strains then let us sing

"Advance Australia fair!"


>tfw hungover and impressed



We're not British though, we are Australian?


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3 beers for breakfast before I call up the wage to call in sick


Have been contacted by a scammer on cumtree.



>if the wind blows the hunk of wood I'm on for a while I change tribes


nervous about calling the wage


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Reading through a referral my GP wrote for my psych. I don't even remember being on half of these but apparently I've taken "Efexor, Luvox, Duloxetine, Pristiq and Moclobemide" over the years, "with limited success".

Aren't I probably just better off without an antidepressant at that point?



don't call, just let them know after, better to ask for forgiveness then permission.



I know that feel, I'd really love to be able to read my full profile / psych evaluation

I'd also like to know which authorities have access to it


Fuckin christ, must have sounded so hungover on the phone, just blurted out a bunch of nonsense but the guy seemed ok with it



you might be better off not knowing, i have all the letters from my GP, psychologist and psychiatrist from my dsp application, they basically say I'm fucked and will more than likely never be able to interact with people in any significant way or ever work again


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

OP missed out on bonus points for 'For those who've come across the seas' vs original and chad 'For loyal sons beyond the seas'.


>not understanding this is just little britain with a better culture

Anyways vid related, missing last verse but otherwise solid ver.


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See you soon!



I spent my bus money on some gook beers

Now I'm callin in sick and escapin my fears

I spent my bus money on some wicked bush weed

Now I'm losing those plans, of plantin my seed


Feelin like a fuckin deadshit bros

Mum messaging me asking if I'm ok and still employed



>and still employed

Be truthful and tell her you've just signed on for Wank for the Dole with Max.


I've got a bad headache. I haven't been drinking any grog. Been getting lots of water. Had a panadol a few hours ago. Might go for a neet walk to see if it goes away.


Gettin off my tits at 2pm on a Monday

Yewwww just fuck my whole life up aye cunt



White dog


Their tears are filling up their glasses

No expression, no expression

Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow

No tomorrow, no tomorrow


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Thinking about (You)


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>No tomorrow, no tomorrow


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post your Monday arvo is as comfy as mine fellow NEETS


Trying to decide if I should get my act together or order some vodka and play EU4 all day



>order some vodka and play EU4 all day

Sounds like a plan.


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so it turns out my closest private hole in the wall bottle shop that i have been avoiding for decades due to their shitty hours and prices has the 4 litres of the blue stanley that was in this meme for 17.50 I tried it for the first time yesterday. I really like it. Im seriously impressed. Its not super sweet or super dry its like my favourite sauvignon blank banrock i have buying but just a little more crisp. Nice meme frens which of (You) here drink it ? Scoffed it down with 24 mcnuggets too NOICE


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Howdy NEEToes, sad to hear about Possum leaving.


It's all my fault.


bum bum

Weber titties

suck my dick

and eat my shitties


great so nigga now gets filtered to Weber


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> as if you can ever leave

He will still be around. The simple fact is /ausneets/ often tops all of 8chan in terms the "velocity" of this board. If you go to https://8ch.net/index.html we are often at the top of the fast threads on the front page. With all the eyes on 8ch after Tarantula being a board owner could come with some serious shit attached to it our NEETEYES will ever see.







You wonder why he is rude to (You)



You have done well m8


>thinking about proctology in rural and remote Traditional custodians of this land communities


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Maybe if i go Possum will come back.



Isn't he just a youth?



What did you do?



Drove him away.




Being a Weber



An executive weber?



a grotesque blob and a fedora-tier poster to use Possum's own words.



I think you're a kind man, who enjoys bottled goon and wicked wings on the plenty mate.



I eat nuggers not wicked wings


Raiders of the Lost Ark is on tonight.

It's no Harry Potter, but it will have to suffice.



Harry Potter is for brainlets.


at least now we are free to talk about (((them))) and hopefully the weber word filter goes back to nig



We never really talked about that stuff anyway, it's cringe.



You take that back RIGHT NOW



It really is though.



Have you read all the books too?



Fuck off you kike.



Fuck you nike


Let's fuck mike


Let's ride a bike


Thank fuck possum is gone though, he was so fucking worthless.


Those dykes ride bikes over dikes


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


No one escapes the bucket m8


Put that kike on a bike.


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i wasnt talking about (((them))) i was talking about (((them))) do you even know who they are really are ?



I think he wanted to help NEETs out, but came to hate them when he realised he couldn't help them.


I fingered a piping shrike



No, and I don't really care.





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Whilst riding a bike on your way to fuck Mike?



I like


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It was clear he was in the wrong business.



A common pattern


Put that kike on a pike.






I come from the land of plenty


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This NEET shit the bed



We are Elizabeth's loyal servants


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you should the NKs have been dealing with the spaceWebers for milenia ad memoria



aussies are degenerates. it's shithole nation and aussies don't even know it.





I think it was his way of contributing something meaningful to this world, even though he can't participate in it.


Deep down, Possum is one of us. You can never leave.


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He's our NEETpoleon, in both successes and failures



He was one of us, but he developed a deep repulsion, I think he intended this place to be more about self improvement rather than NEETery.


For the second time this year my car wouldn't turn over, it has that push start button and just after I talked about it today on the Gen it wouldn't fucking work. I press the accelerator all the way, with my foot on the break (for it to start) and it finally worked after the fourth time. For a newish car what could be fucked?


But anyway, now that he's gone, I guess the NEETs are free to revel in all their glory, although Cruisey may keep some of the more feral NEETs in line.



I listened to the audiobooks once. Stephen Fry read them.



>more feral NEETs in line.




What kinda car is it and how often do you drive it?



Suzuki Swift, pretty use it for the daily wage. I didn't drive it for one day. I use it almost daily. The battery light stayed on when everything went out with the OBD (orange/yellow) light stayed on. For a new car under a year old, is this common?



No it's not common, it's still under warranty right? take it back to the dealer and tell them the problem. I can only make a few guesses without seeing or testing it myself but it sounds like it could be fuel related.


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same exact thing with my fucking 40 year old car its the battery

modern cars have too much electrics loading them down on start. if your battery is below 13v you got a problem… normally they all crap out after being cooked in summer and when it gets cold it has huge effect on battery performance.

t. guy who pulled apart a every single piece of a car and put it back together



>t. guy who pulled apart a every single piece of a car and put it back together

Which part of the car is the sexiest?



It's going to the stealership tomorrow for service. It has problems with the dash registering the time driven and some plastic shit near my feet keeps falling off despite it being fixed last time.

>but it sounds like it could be fuel related.

The last time I have filled up, I let the tank run down to quarter. It was half way to and unfortunately I filled it up today. I have been filling it up at Caltex fuel stations, but last time used a BP station. Pretty popular one that I was told to use when I first got the car to fill it up using their voucher.



Nice car mate



>t. guy who pulled apart a every single piece of a car and put it back together

I have to commend this performance.


I pulled apart every single piece of a sandwich and put it back together.




I wouldn't worry about what servo you go to, it's all pretty much the same, could be a bad fuel pump, doubt the filter is clogged, or like that other NEET said, could be the battery, generally the first thing you check but it doesn't sound like it.

It's probably not a big issue or problem either, probably just some freak unlucky thing that's happened.


dans calling me like a phone



press that red button



*green button



>t. guy who pulled apart a every single piece of a car and put it back together

Did this include the filaments inside the light bulbs? The wire in your radials? The sand in the glass? I think not.



press my honker


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>Which part of the car is the sexiest?

the power unit and drivetrain when its not driving anything [pic related]


thanks mate


rasing a kid would be easier and after a few moves and a really rough patch it will be back on the road very soon. Even gonna get cenno to pay for rego. I earned it.



I want to fuck my cousins puppy.



>t. sperg mechanic



I always liked possum even if he didn't like me. Always enjoyed his comfy posts about gardening what he was cooking etc. Never understood why he was so repulsed by our degenerate behaviour, wasn't like being sober, not being into pol shit and not talking about foul things mean you are heads and shoulders above everyone else. At the end of the day he was a loner on centrelink like most of us doing fuck all out of their comfort zone.



this is why possum doesn't come here anymore




Good riddance, who needs that Weber kike?



alright i'll go



Hope he drinks some petrol that swallows a lit matchstick.



>Never understood why he was so repulsed by our degenerate behaviour

May be he was a B00ng once?



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>Did this include the filaments inside the light bulbs

> The sand in the glass?

> I think not

well i actually machined my own glass and made my own headlamps from scratch because they dont exist anymore you colossal contrarian https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76 so yes. Yes i did.



Vile post



Don't make me shit in your mouth and tell you about the Dans.



Looks like you took the reflector from a lantern and Dremeled the edge of some existing glass.



You were missed.



Does this actually work?


wat if possum was julian assange



Not sure but would be funny to see.



Only one way to find out.



I very much doubt Julian would disagree with the neet mindset



certainly not the rape part



More than likely I think


Pack of chips for dinner



>suspected of rape


>strange fascination with feces

>idolized by autists on the internet

really makes you think



crisps or fries?


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>crisps or fries?




nice bush chook mate


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I went to my towns zoo today.



thinking about cassowary proctology in far north quensland


Massively impressed and hopeless



He doesn't look very pleased


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Imagine these doing the proctology exam.


On her way to work one morning

Down the path along side the lake

A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake

His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew

"Poor thing, " she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"

"Take me in tender woman

Take me in, for heaven's sake

Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake



that's an emu bro


File: 1b35d3b6f0f3c59⋯.mp4 (15.02 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20190415_121118[1].mp4)


I wouldn't be either if I was a https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76y ass bird.



I wish a tender hearted woman would take care of my snake






YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

admit it lads chad cassowary would just ruin your day. im in awe


She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk

And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk

She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived

She found that pretty snake she'd taken to had been revived

"Take me in, tender woman

Take me in, for heaven's sake

Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake



One of these cunts killed a seppo the other day.



I'm impressed. You might be a wanker but you aren't quite the outright https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76 I thought you were.



I still don't like him.

Swap him for Possum.









So now we can't say f@gg0t.




She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful, " she cried

"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"

She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight

Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite

"Take me in, tender woman

Take me in, for heaven's sake

Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake

"I saved you, " cried the woman

"And you've bitten me, but why?

You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"

"Oh shut up, silly woman, " said the reptile with a grin

"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

"Take me in, tender woman

Take me in, for heaven's sake

Take me in, tender woman, " sighed the snake



Ah yes, The World History of Danry, an excellent text.






Phaggot is filtered to a youtube video

Mews with a J is Dan.




What did you type?





That's a secret



N1gger gets changed to Weber, fucking kek.






F@ggot = https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76

N1gger = Weber

J3w = Dan

Any others?










B00ng = NK



Should be the other way around tbh


night all


He's made some quality improvements and it's taken you all day to notice them.



Goon night.



Early neet, are you knocking off from work at ASIO?




Fuck off cruisey, I hope you get raped by a pack of spear chucking b00ngs.



next shift must be starting



He's probably got to get up late to review NK's poo pictures.



>Fuck off cruisey

I wish, I wish…


Going to the gym tonight. I hope there aren't too many chinks.



Keep us updated and I'll get the





i read that as chiqs …lol


Do you think Tone ever betrayed NK during their therapist sessions by giving NK some therapy? Making the hunter the hunted so to speak.


Thoughts on the procreation to create children?



I like to keep it queer at the gym, ya know? Nothing wrong with admiring the Aryan man's form.




Danish children?



Interesting theory, perhaps it happened.



whats a membership cost a neet ?


Lame, Goodbye neets this is crap



Does it matter?



$150 for three months. $405 for a year.



Have a wank


This should've been dedicated to posso.



Fuck him.


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unless its my olivia newton john / delta goodrem hybrid clone aint no procreating going on



I just went to the mechanics.

I had to drive there with two feet, constantly revving it so it didn't drop below 500rpm.

I got there and he just revved the fuck out of it and it was fine. I felt and looked like a dickhead.


>tfw struggle with lifting form


Well now…

I came home to a shit show.






Fuck the redcoats.



NK hasn't posted a poo picture though?



>and it was fine




Is she a high milage vehicle?





I wonder what Webby had for dinner?



I guess it had a bit of shit stuck somewhere and revving it cleared it out.



Bit concerning, what does our resident proctocologist say about our special little booong?



is this the swift ? shit fuel meet injector use better petrol stations try a few takes of BP 98 octane to clear here out (it isnt that more expensive when you consider bang for buck) [spoiler] i did extensive testing on the highway commute for many years


How do I generate hip drive during a squat?



With enough medical training, he'll get his medical licence and he'll be driving a Mercedes in no time.



did you see the xvideo i posted in the previous thread ?




Unfortunately not



Now I can ban (((you)))



Not all of it because she didn't get naked on the parts I clicked through



This is what I think too.


Anal seepage



That's why we need to give it back.



I hope I don't come to hate you all too.



Oh you!




calm down i dont talk about juice as if id shit up the board with ketchniness



>I went on that discord that keeps being shilled here and posted abo porn



Keep up the good work!




Did they like it?


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I think so, but they don't know what Steal Wanks means



Weber has banjo tonight. Probably a longneck on the way home.





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hypothetically, if someone (not me) were to spray paint peoples cars, would there be any way for the police to know who it was?


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goddamn big brain sco mo is curse us to 8 years of getting SHORTENED

> still upset Craigut the liberal party sepuku


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You best be voting Big Dick Sustainable you NK



Nah, I have a falcon



Why would you do that? It's not like spraying government property.



Good old Italian tune up.


I'll take off the word filters when you find them all.









NK you NK













I like the word filters though



I have messages in my new email address stating I must report you.


Traditional custodians of this land therapist vists



If cunts get too soppy I'll get rid of them all.



But that's half the fun



Craigrigin@l = Traditional custodians of this land



Ab0 = Craig








The charm will wear off soon.


Ab0 = Craig

Ab0riginal = Traditional custodians of this land

B0ong = NK

F@ggot = https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76

N!gger = Weber

J3w = Dan

That's six so far.




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> word filters

i want [ weed heroin cocaine speed shards pills ] asll filtered to [ seroquel ]


> no ASD / DSD




What? I'm not too concerned as I'm behind two vpns but if you are seriously reporting neets for mentioning that name the board will be desolate pretty soon.



We've survived alright for over a year doing it.

All in the name of remaining comfy.

Serving them serves us.



To be honest britain's been all down hill since the late 18th century. Australia's been the better operation.


I thought I'd find out if I got the job at the hospital today, but it looks like I'll find out tomorrow now


What does 'FUCKING WORD FILTERS FUCK OFF YOU https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76 CHEESEY' mean?


Weber Dan NK Craig Traditional custodians of this land proctology



I might join the army



Some NK reported himself.

Either cheesemeister or someone who thinks I am him.


Goon Dexies Never Heard of Him



Subscribe to pewdiepie


Cruisey you fucking NK :^)

Never Heard of Him



You alright mate?


>tfw severely impressed




There is only one neet, the mononeet. We are like the neet trinity but with many more neets than just three.


>dunno whether I'm

>tfw Impressed


>tfw impressed that I'm filtered now


d3pressed = impressed



this is a war crime



m4naro=never heard of him





I can never spell that right.



>tfw deepressed



Its the council of 6

Which is currently Cruisey Weber Shire Never Heard of Him seroquelNEET and Shire


w33d is seroquel now


the Big Bulge


>m0nk is the Big Bulge




Should be word filtered to >>253410



Absolute chaos.





You might not approve but ____ will never be able to crack the code.



Solid improvement, we'll all now know how impressed the NEETs are.


cruisey how many haven't we found




Cruisey's misso





African jungle







in the jungle the mighty jungle, Cruisey's Misso rapes him tonight


There are 22, 5 of which are to the same thing.










Complete madman


have a wank


wash your penis









>tfw impressed





cheer up


bum rash


>tfw severely morose



How did you find that one?


I need to go outside and have a think Craigut all this.


ok so

1. B00ng=NK

2. Ab0=Craig

3. M0Naro=Never Heard of him

4. M0nk=the Big Bulge

5. Ab0riginal = Traditional custodians of this land

6. F@ggot= https://youtu.be/UhJvgPJvvnQ?t=76


8. J3w=Dan

9. w33d=seroquel

10. her0in=seroquel

11. cocain=cocaine

12. sp33d=speed

13. d3pressed=impressed

14. soseroqueling will = morose







Ab0ut = Craigut



>think Craigut





I will take those 10 down now.



13 to go.


>tfw severely despondent



>As the NEETs came to terms with the word filters, they learned to improvise and look up synonyms thus improving their vocabulary and English skills.

Possum's ideas of self improvement live on without him.




Tony Abbott




>tfw severely crestfallen





on reflection, this easter egg hunt is kind of fun.















The city of my dreams




12 to go.


Oh so Sh!tbourne is one



Very good.







What the hell melbourne faggot







love is love






That should've been one.


qu33r love is love







Alice Springs

Arnhem Land




Putin Bibi ScoMo Scott Morrison Shorten Abbo



Down to 10.


Also, this is how I will pick the board vol.










Did you say homosexual for the last one and it filtered to Sweden






















bummed out





down and out

down in the dumps

down in the mouth



fed up



in a blue funk

in pain

in the dumps

in the pits

in the toilet

let down






on a downer

sob story


taken down

torn up










Ross Dibbs

Gook Night

Goon Morning

Good Night

Good Morning



> woebegone


big rape




This is why weber doesn't post anymore




this is why possum doesn't post anymore


Heil Hitler










White dog

Whoite dog








Out da front










Posso gave me this to destroy.

6 months at most.









Are you mocking the quality of my post mate? I put a lot of effort in to my posts.




Cruisey give us a hint in the form of at least the catagory of one of them

Ie Place name, NEETName, Politics etc etc





NK you NK I already said Astra you NK


small consent






Hawaiian tear and share

Hawaiian tear n share















Hues grandma


cindy stardust


onion unna

anal enema

big rape













Jokes on you mate, i'm wanking fff the dog as i type this.




I hope there are some new posters who just came in to this thread.




Starfall fucktard



Is he farting and shitting this time?



For the high quality discussion.


West Coast eagles


Port Adelaide Power

Port Adelaide "White" Power



Canberra Raiders

Cronulla Sharks

North Melbourne Kangaroos

in me bum




cindy starfall


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Power rack

White power rack



anal prolapse

anal fissure



it's not a white dog unna

Only black dog


One more has been found but I need it in xxxx=yyyy








Anal prolapse



Cruisey = Massive fucking queer


buffalo bill



corn shucking




lambing flat




How did you find that out?





That one has been known for some time.


0ff off


big gape


Little fat lamb




wanking off the dog


>tfw no gf






Some of those are nasty words






Boong Angels





I'm too lazy for that m8







you're a shit cunt ya fuckhead


I have become posso and NK has become wandjina.



Fine I will give you






penis inspection day




abboriginal breasts

aboriginal breasts

Abo Cum



None of those are nasty words.


NeetKing CruiseNEET








Ned Kelly

Captain Cook



First Settlers















what are you all doing



spic בעל שליטה dyke wog wop nig nog petrolnigger sandnigger towlhead (((banker)))


Why isn't anal changed to proctology?


Oy Vey K1ke is בעל שליטה now


Cruisey's misso


I just realise that בעל שליטה is hebrew for oy vey


Clever NEETs.



Cruisey's misso tunes



Whats the filter word




Keep this one


loony tunes?



Can't say, you gotta keep it.



lol ok



Sacred rape knowledge




K1ke = בעל שליטה






which means oy vey




What is it?



It means ruler.



he won't tell us fark


Church Choir



Another word for boong, a more American term though


8 to go, 1 has been found but hasn't been xxx=yyy




Cruisey's misso







negroid wife



Kek, it's c00n. Keep it.




I love Cruisey's misso cheese.


the filter for c00n should be cheese



Sacred knowledge m8






Cruisey I'm Disapointed there is no Tony filter


Malcolm Turnbull






coffee enema


John Howard Rapes Abbos




urethra paper cut

sriracha lube


Rape machine


NK's rape train.



>sriracha lube



New Thread


Seriously where is the Bum Gash Filter



Too soon




Way too soon.



I was just trying to find the bum gash filter


What weight should I start deadlifting at?




I was hoping New thread filtered to bum gash

old thread



9.11 pounds





I'm thinking around 40kg to start, from what I've read online.

























jew or hue




Going for jew, but failed









National Socialism


I think this is the way it will be. I will add secret word filters in and if you don't like it just xxxx=yyyy


>thinking about Cruisey's misso



Thinking about Cruisey's misso's cheese



That'll work






Mmmm, nice and tasty. Is it tangy?




max employment



its caliente








rape train




Hank Hill


Special little boong is also Bega


Fucken dammit


I like that change though






>lowest price guarantee

>literally more expensive than any other store

The member card specials are good tho




thinking about binge drinking



You say that but I'm pretty sure the only store cheaper than Dan is Aldi and even then



I like Bega



Harry potters on one of the secret channels tonight


Cheese cake






NK's double dick UNNA magic pill-fueled binge


NK's double dick UNNA magic pill = double dick UNNA magic pill



The same one that had 4k DVD of abo porn


Cruisey keep this one




d3xie = NK's double dick UNNA magic pill



FIrst Choice and and Fassina are cheaper here. (Fassina has more specials too)



the fuck is fassina



Sorry, rules are rules. >>253672


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2nd shit of the day, think all that food I ate one the weekend has cleared



also does First Choice sell a 12% GB for $9

No? well they should fuck off uNNA



Good thing I say dexi


Ordering a pizza


My god I dropped an enormous shit before. The wiping kept going and going though.



Quantity has improved, quality only slightly. It's good to see your taking life seriously now.






Did it end?



I take it so seriously I actually went to a house inspection for a two bed unit after work, the agent was late so I was talking to the Chinese tenants and when I left I saw some scraggy guy hurrying up to the unit and he was all drenched from the rain.

Psych doesn't get back till Wednesday so I'm hoping he can sort me out for another dexie script, I'm fucking rationing them right now taking 6 a day when I should be taking 8






Try 40 and see how you feel the next day, if your tendons are fucked then go lower



Thank you for answering those questions. That was very kind of you.

More importantly how was the toilet in the new cave?


seroquels are bad







Is that all the seroquels







fuck, do you have a housemate sorted?

would be 400 a week at least in perth



One more.


lsd shrooms opium



Okay, thanks.



absolutely poignant


defecation in the watercloset


Rape culture


Big abo poo



> Dominos

not eating there and not meeting ladies of the night who ask you to save them from mental health hospital 2 weeks later













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Alright neets, I'm off to the gym. Wish me well.



Then get some refreshing goon into ya



you should fuck ay



It's was pretty meh, the place isn't available for another 3 weeks so I might check some other places out before then



Nah this place is a townhouse for $230 a week, I refuse to rent with other people


All I need is a buck or two



Tell the agent you want a quality shitter and not a low quality and quantity eco flush shitter. It won't do it for you.



nice, I have a small as fuck studio for $200, its great because I'm by my self UNNA



Imagine pushing a Roger over the edge of a unit for destroying the toilet



spin that wheel of fortune cuz



impossible in the main cities double or triple that


I need a hint, it's starting to get to me.



I got lucky as shit but its all about looking around



in the middle of the big cities i have had the best luck with big old mansions with like 6 rooms split between 3 people. If the people are older and slow death and the house isnt being demolished in 6 months you are usually golden. i like my space and my ensuite i can fucking blaze up



ok ok cruisey

w4g3 = sl0w de4th … come one thats going a bit far considering this is a n33tboard


Bega slow death


slow deathrium




slow death





whats bega


Some poojeet dude just delivered me a pizza on his fucking bicycle

What a world we live in



Cruisy's misso





cruisey's misso






I'd have more money if I wasn't on the dole!



Save you wanks and cash them in before the dip



welcome to 2019


I once read a story about this guy who paid for cum tissues. A guy took his cum tissues to him at a coffee shop and the guy stuffed them all in mouth while counting them one by one. He gave him $10 a tissue and he got $50


The mainstream Australian culture is intolerable to me and I cannot identify with it in the least.

What am I to do? Should I stay and continue my quest for broader acceptance, or should I abandon any hope of that and flee to a foreign land?

I'm deeply torn



You need to have a wank +/ goon +/ binge.



start the NEET Ethnostate





thinking about our (bo)y cruisey




I wonder what he had for dinner?


I wonder if posso enjoyed his orange for dinner?


What kind of eye glasses does ausneets wear

I ordered a pair of Oakley tincan carbons. This will be my third pair of oakleys. I much prefer them over more traditional styles, despite popular memes about them being suited to speed dealers


thinking about our b(oy) cruisey



There is no shame in being a speed dealer mate


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thinking about our boy (cruise)y



Is a Speed Dealer some who sells Ferraris



i just take chemist / pharmacy sunglasses off the rack. ill gladly pay 5 or 10 dollars for them but not the RRP of $ 25 for some chink shit shit

plus i had legit little abb0 cunt break my favourite pair and some cops step on my favourite pair of polarised aviators and i dont give a fuck anymore especially after leaving my legit 150 dolla polarised wayfarers at a shopping centre and calling in and seeing the POO security guard wearing them

sunglasses = disposable items





Yes, used Ferraris.



Do you steal anything else?


I am back from banjo.

I suck at it.

Also those Babybel cheese things suck.



Did you ask for them back?





Was she impressed?


fingered hex in a nightclub




Are you going to invite cruisey and possum to your 40th?



I wear Armani sunglasses only


Psych got back to me, got an appointment next week so I'll blhave plenty of wanks after all



No. If she wasn't getting $35 for 30 minutes she wouldn't put up with me.



That is next year.

I could be dead by then.



Where is my invitation or will it be filmed for us then posted in one minutes clips?




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50mg of seroquel down the hatch



> Do you steal anything else?

Yes. (Your) Hearts


Assignment due 5pm yesterday

Still not finished



prime unna poonani



Lies, she does it because she sees your passion.



tab1tha = prime unna poonani


Anal gape


Bum rash












seeing my current trajectory and 2020 do not compute ill probably be dead as well at least i left a semi live blog here for my execher and the coroner to see





are you suicidal bro?



Can I have your car?



get on with it stupid



He'll do it tomorrow.





Goon night.



no i have had to move house 14 times since i moved out of my parents in 2012 and i am just exhausted my mom wont even have me back in an emergency because she is an NPC boomer and thinks im crazy for even trying to talk them about clown world.


if you can heel toe and drift a front wheel drive i will honestly consider it



Why do you have to move house so much?



(You) sly dog



have a study

that reminds me I have some shit due in a fortnight


see my previous (You)


Sounds like you need to marry a wholesome femNEET out bush and settle down.


fired up my old laptop to find out I had lost all my photos from better times




heckin flogged




broken tv


neetgang pepe on my wrist




coloured Begaie

black porch monkey

brown babooney

melon muncher

chicken bone sucker

blue black silverback

big spear chucker










duck restaurant







its because i have to live in within 6km radius of my CBD to see my Dad or things just get too hard. I cant live in the stix. Share Housing is a game of chance there are alot of random players and i just lucked out. My mother and execehr have a huge house spare rooms and nothing to do and i got punished moving every 6 months and having a mental breakdown each time because of owners just endlessly buying selling property and demolishing property and disputes between tennants and landlords and rental agencies and neighbors that werent mine

im an adult and can hadle my money and rinking and employment and my affairs but im convinvced my NPC mom is chief NPC on the NPC council and they want to break my NEET ass


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Why do you have to live close to your dad

I live hundreds of KMs from my family and I'm doing well



he might be depressed



Thats why he posts here, I always feel less depressed after taking my anger out on Possum



have a goon +/ cycle and reflect on all the good in life



wank = cycle



I just assumed they went hand in hand so I didn't include wank



tfw been guilty of that


I went to the gym for the first time. I wasn't very challenged in terms of strength by any of the exercises I did (SS) but by the technical aspects of form. In the end my deadlift is 40kg (very easy), squat is 45kg (fairly easy), and my overhead press is 25kg (not hard). My form is best on the overhead press and worst on the squat. The uni has deals for cheap personal trainers and I'm thinking of doing that to get my form sorted. Going to take it slow to avoid injuries due to poor form. I'm keeping a log with every set and rep, with weight, notes etc. It will give me a reference and I figured it would hold me accountable to regularly going as I wouldn't want the shame of having a gap in the log. Going to have some stew for dinner.



the trainers probably won't really have a clue

ss yt and forums have all the info on form you ever need

film yourself and adjust accordingly



>I did (SS)

ara ara



The weight will get plenty heavy enough soon if you're adding 2.5kg each session. Once I started squatting 110kg (in addition to weighing 120kg), I wished for the early days again.



One of the trainers competes in power lifting competition. The others don't really look like they lift. The boongs on the bus are screaming for some reason.


good night all



Good night mate.



Britain's legacy lives on in Australia while they decline. >>253141


I poo when I'm doing squats at the gym



thanks tried that today but it started raining and i just gave up. it was for the best i cooked a lamb curry and feeling much better now thank god just teeth + pain + antibiotics + not eating well + not sleeping well can put your guts and head in cycle that really fucks you up


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<tfw depressed



goon night


anyone itt having a neetparty


Maybe watching some autistic halo vids will put the brakes on the sperg out



neetparty with no reward… brain chemicals exhausted no matter what i consume

husk of a man am i


anyone who has trouble sleeping, have you ever experienced when you're just about to fall asleep, your brain going 'holy fuck your finally falling asleep' which wakes you up over and over, I know its anxiety because drinking makes me sleep easier, it fucking sucks



That happens to me a bit, I just have a wank and go back to sleep



what have you been consuming tonight bro?



Once I get off the computer or put down my phone and decide its time to sleep the real sperg outs start. Focusing on my heart beat, ruminating on past embarrassments, getting those whole body jolts etc




Have a Harry potter






yep, its so tiring being anxious about sleeping after it get dark, especially how early it gets dark now

>tfw only thing that makes it better is a gf :(


Neet council



why are they so comfy bro





>The boongs on the bus are screaming for some reason.

I'd be more concerned if they were sitting quietly.

boongs are known to be very vocally outgoing.


beer #8 bros

got some nobbys salt and vinegar peanuts



I wish I was a boong


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I wish I was somebody else.



Never got the appeal of nuts TBH

Deadass though how to spoiler? Coulda made some fire ass posts in the past if I knew how



two asterisks either side of what you want to spoiler bro



surely you at least like cashews


Just had a pretty heated argument with some cunt on a video game over voice chat

Little bit shaken


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what was it about

what were you playing





My philosophy towards damage output and shield positioning






fair enough

>lamb curry

Sounds fucking delicious. I've got a slow cooker and it's very convenient for making curries, super easy too.

Not sleeping is the worst for me, if you let sleep deprivation become severe enough you might have a psychotic episode. Granted it's difficult to get to that level of sleep deprivation unless you're in a situation where you're too alert/concerned to fall asleep.









At least you can care about something enough to get shaken?



>psychotic episode

ever had one?




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have a walk




1 minute video



Anti white cunt of a country!! Even though we white australians are the majority.(although not for long with all the fuckwit shitskin curry munchers arriving daily) there are muslim only positions in safeway coles chemist warehouse etc. I refuse to shop at these places now. I want to burn this country to the ground using Jews as fuel.



That’s too long for a filter



my fuckin bro

glad you are into emo garbage too

I'm 25






when I was little today tonight did a story on bunyips

I got freaked the fuck out





yes. Probably a few now I think about it.

>Thought I was adopted

>Thought I was being followed

>Drove over 2000kms in two days

>Had Jesus syndrome

>Thought I had to gouge out my left eye in order to join a secret cult




After hours phone

Afterhours phone



Bum bum



>>Drove over 2000kms in two days

go on


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I am also 25

Rather fond of Moss Icon



No he should stop revive survive



I would have told my mum



Space jam


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the first 22 seconds of this is the best moment in emo

I hope you feel the same way



thanks ;)



spacejam nigger?



Now spoiler some red bold text



I would have felt innumerable amounts of embarrassment if that didn't work, what a leap of faith



You mean space jam Weber



I would never troll you



Dumb dumb


Hope you cunts blokes don't crash out soon

need some company


Thinking about when I worked night fill and the gen would still be active until 3-4am WA time

NK was a neet back then


Shit lizard cock womble


make the trips something good


trips and possum comes back



Being a neet isn't cool anymore


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