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File: 8b8e69e2d0180c9⋯.jpg (39.48 KB, 722x608, 19:16, mirrorpepe.jpg)

 No.200477

What did you achieve this year NEETs? Next year is the last of the teens, are you ready?

OLD >>199723

 No.200478

No bum rash


 No.200480

>>200460

It is sad that I remember that post.


 No.200481

>>200478

bum rash poster wasn't rash enough


 No.200482

>>200473

>tbh

Is there a more passive-aggressive lower case acronym in existence than that?


 No.200483


 No.200484

>>200482

imo no tbh smh


 No.200485

Fuck you NEETs

My thread is better, it's got fat chicks


 No.200486

>>200485

fat women are not okay


 No.200487

>>200485

No OLD >> (You)


 No.200489

>>200487

As an old person I find this very offensive


 No.200490

File: e82d121520d0502⋯.jpg (53.91 KB, 500x500, 1:1, e82d121520d0502e5dbbdc1f47….jpg)

>>200475

I won't be as long as the NEETs keep buying goon at Dan's or Craig's, in an emergency.


 No.200491

Fucking afterhours phone, got a boss calling a coworker to call me to let me know that I got an email about a late shift change and then that guy wont answer.


 No.200492

Gonna crack open a beer, neets


 No.200493

It won't be long and I will be NEET again.


 No.200494

2019 Year of reformation to my roots.


 No.200495

>>200493

Why do you keep doing this to yourself?


 No.200496

>>200494

>my roots

Can you grow back hair?


 No.200497

It used to look like a step backwards but maybe NEETlife is what was always intended.


 No.200498

>>200495

Why do I want to be content and happy?


 No.200499

>>200493

What do you mean by this?


 No.200500

>>200496

No but they can transplant it from your arse to your head


 No.200501

>>200498

Aren't you the NEET who goes on spending sprees, complains about money, gets a shift and then cancels the shift. Nothing wrong with the NEET lyfe, but these choices would take a lot out of me.


 No.200502

>>200499

You know what I mean.


 No.200503

>>200501

No, I am frugal and never miss any work.


 No.200504

>>200497

No you were miserable.


 No.200505

>>200503

My apologies then.


 No.200506

>>200504

Depression isn't misery, especially when in good company.


 No.200507

>>200505

Now you must fight him with swords


 No.200508

>>200506

A bit concerning tbh


 No.200509

Do you guys think 1 NEET with a sword could beat 4 boongs in a fight ?


 No.200510

Back to wagiedom next week.


 No.200511

>>200509

Boongs are pretty rough, it will have to be a perfectly sharpened sword.


 No.200512

>>200510

Just imagine how angry Mr Shekelstein is that you aren't earning him money right now


 No.200513

>>200502

Are you just expressing frustration but will go back to the slave pens, or are you making plans to stop working?


 No.200514

>>200511

Yeah, Make it 4 drunks boongs


 No.200515

File: 668e6a054fa27ba⋯.jpg (19.93 KB, 360x360, 1:1, raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa_c….jpg)

>>200512

And that he had to pay me for it.


 No.200516

I saw that something had dug a hole at the base of one of my sweet corn plants this morning. I filled it back in and there seems to be no permanent damage. But perhaps an ominous sign of things to come.


 No.200517

>>200510

I know that feel. Only six months until the next week off!


 No.200518

>>200517

Honestly though I've been bored shitless, probably should have saved my Holidays and planned a trip somewhere.


 No.200519

>>200514

I cannot under-estimate how sharp the sword needs to be to cut through them. God knows what it is inside them.


 No.200520

File: b9ec42398865105⋯.jpg (67.72 KB, 600x737, 600:737, Jew[1].jpg)

>>200515

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.200521

>>200516

I released predator mites on my plants yesterday so if any mites do show up they'll get gangraped to death


 No.200522

That down time sure did suck, had to post in auspol. How the fuck do people still use 4chan with the captchas and low image size


 No.200523

>>200518

Yeah i know that feel too. It feels like the time is constantly getting sucked away. Got any destinations in mind for next time?


 No.200524

File: aed7099ad1a40a9⋯.png (29.42 KB, 741x568, 741:568, 1478925042474[1].png)

Do you accrue holiday pay during the week you're on holiday ?


 No.200525

>>200522

People are attracted to the fact that there are lots of people on 4chan, unlike here where boards are very slow.


 No.200526

>>200525

Sometimes it's just fun to piss into an ocean


 No.200527

>>200526

>an ocean of piss


 No.200528

>>200523

Still planning on doing that moto trip through kosciusko, albury and then down to the lakes entrance in vic.


 No.200529

>>200527

every boong's wet dream


 No.200530

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179.02 KB, 253x270, 253:270, 3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)

Are (You) getting on the goon tonight?


 No.200531

>>200530

No, I might buy a bottle tomorrow though


 No.200532

>>200530

No, I will be tomorrow night though.


 No.200533

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)

>>200532

>>200531

See you then.


 No.200534

Pulverised aboriginal anus


 No.200535

had a chicken sandwich my brothers


 No.200536

File: 0380e55e9165b1a⋯.jpg (62.29 KB, 900x900, 1:1, unnamed[1].jpg)

>>200533

2.5c has been paid to your account agent DAN246


 No.200537

File: 0bae4a4a02b6002⋯.png (85.34 KB, 607x405, 607:405, 0bae4a4a02b6002be92ec648f3….png)

>>200536

Thank you for the pay rise.


 No.200538

File: 8f80ff11368160c⋯.jpg (22.26 KB, 500x500, 1:1, images(54).jpg)

>>200535

Was it home brand chicken?


 No.200539

Prolapsed aboriginal anal


 No.200540

File: 2e1ae8d9379ab3f⋯.jpg (4.72 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20181230_125422i.jpg)

>>200530

I prefer something a bit more high class


 No.200541

File: af5daf55fb3863a⋯.png (245.82 KB, 369x249, 123:83, TheRealPub.png)

>>200537

Keep this up and we'll invite you to HQ one day


 No.200542

File: 9b2fffe26962575⋯.jpg (267.4 KB, 913x1276, 83:116, 1545542586936.jpg)


 No.200543

>>200540

>export is high class

Only if you're a boong


 No.200544

>>200543

In mind and body I just may be


 No.200545

>>200544

I boong therefore I am


 No.200546

File: d939aa41c5f7f90⋯.jpg (11.97 KB, 620x349, 620:349, AZQBXKCBYFDLTMLHLTJIKKUAC4.jpg)


 No.200547

File: 636c1326f216747⋯.jpg (77.22 KB, 600x480, 5:4, triglyceride enhanced indi….jpg)

Bitches cannot handle a triglyceride enhanced individual!


 No.200548

>>200547

They can't keep their hands off him


 No.200549

>>200547

I'm fairly impressed with that chair


 No.200550

I left half a carton of emu had my mates place

wonder if its still there bros


 No.200551

>>200333 (checked)

What a waste of trips. :(


 No.200552


 No.200553

File: 073d740bcca4444⋯.png (190.11 KB, 348x480, 29:40, 28ae433498116c09a1e6025827….png)

>>200548

The position comes with many benefits for the right candidate.

>>200549

But would it be able to handle the same load again is the real question.


 No.200554

>>200548

Triglyceride enhancement is a mark of wealth, thus the ladies know they can be looked after.


 No.200555

TRIPS


 No.200556

File: 960c8dd00aca097⋯.png (3.62 KB, 211x239, 211:239, brainlet.png)


 No.200557

File: 6970e57c46e0717⋯.jpg (53.86 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 6970e57c46e071743303e73610….jpg)

>>200552

I doubt he posts here.


 No.200558

>>200555

Low effort because I was in a rush. I meant to say if trips we're all gonna make it.


 No.200559

Afterhours crisis finished, movie ruined, time to get ready for dinner do with in laws at 5

It's all too hard.


 No.200560

>>200559

> too hard

Have a wank


 No.200561

File: 8330543a7109acd⋯.jpg (80.49 KB, 684x1024, 171:256, sxtui59cthv01.jpg)

There should be a celebratory Brendan post at 11:59:59 pm tomorrow to send off this year.


 No.200562

>>200559

tfw married?


 No.200563

>>200560

Too hard, have one for me.


 No.200564

>>200557

IDK considering that flag.


 No.200565

>>200562

There abouts.


 No.200566

File: 623c39ff76a2a7f⋯.jpg (119.06 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdef1231231ault.jpg)

>>200559

>It's all too hard.


 No.200567

>>200564

He just seems to edgy, maybe he does but that edginess isn't evidence in his posts.


 No.200568

>>200564

>>200567

*most of the time, it does exist but it seems to go away after a few hours.


 No.200569

>>200565

Women

>first they suck your penis

>then they suck the life out of you


 No.200570

File: ca1ee436c6bd4c6⋯.jpg (98.18 KB, 500x640, 25:32, ca1ee436c6bd4c67834d66ac12….jpg)

Meanwhile at NK's


 No.200571

Not sure if I should have used a spoiler…


 No.200572

>>200552

Nobody hear sees enough sun to get a farmers tan like that


 No.200573

>>200570

I genuinely lol'd


 No.200574

>>200570

>Boong airlines


 No.200575


 No.200576

File: b1d113fce44da18⋯.png (62.36 KB, 144x166, 72:83, MadBoongFuck.png)

The face of sanity


 No.200577

File: 518e9d70e611783⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 176.51 KB, 500x803, 500:803, e7fc3a918524e22d4a430c4ce6….png)

>>200573

>>200574

Revisiting my picture collection brings me great joy… I just remembered the last time I tried engaging in small talk with someone I found attractive online and remember that they were a fake


 No.200578

File: ccddfcc27e33f30⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 2836x2000, 709:500, c6bbd2f84daf04684f45019136….jpg)

>>200576

He's a good looking fella


 No.200579

>>200578

>nice big soft nose


 No.200580

File: a94853813dacbe1⋯.jpg (151.96 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 4296e6b39d4ff294af011c7b3d….jpg)

>>200579

Every hole is a goal!


 No.200581

File: 6aa5ebcc200d2f7⋯.png (433.61 KB, 892x670, 446:335, 7792ae78781fd865dcec73e8cb….png)

Meanwhile in 2019.


 No.200582

>>200580

aboriginal nasal penetration


 No.200583

Actually that's a line of porn I've never seen.

Guys with tiny cocks fucking women up the nose


 No.200584

File: df126f340a7cc91⋯.png (80.53 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 06dce5c2bcd16fcfe712ea7c60….png)

I seem to have lost a Dan. Has anyone got the Dan that shows how humans are controlled by the aliens, then whatever was next in the sequence followed by Dan as last in the sequence?


 No.200585

>>200559

Stay strong. You will get through it.


 No.200586

File: ce2939fdc69ff07⋯.png (109.95 KB, 728x672, 13:12, ce2939fdc69ff07c8011417809….png)

>>200583

Post it.


 No.200587

>>200584

I found it >>183095


 No.200588

>>200586

You made me google nose sex

I hate you now


 No.200589

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

LET'S GET THE NEET PARTY STARTED!


 No.200590

>>200588

Post results or it never happened.


 No.200591

>>200588

No-one made you do anything. You need to take responsibility for your own choices.


 No.200592

>>200590

Google img it yourself m8, it's a strange bloody world

>>200591

That's true but I'm gonna blame you anyway


 No.200593

>>200589

That is pretty good. If I had more skill and energy you could make something pretty good by splicing that music video with some NEET videos and posts.


 No.200594

>>200581

When did Pepe come out of the goon closet?


 No.200595

>>200588

There is nothing wrong with traditional Jewish mating rituals


 No.200596

>>200594

Wojak looks slightly happy too

The future is frightening


 No.200597

To Dan, or not to Dan, that is the question


 No.200598

>>200597

'Tis nobler to Dan


 No.200599

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>200589

This is how you get the party started


 No.200600

>>200599

zoom zoom


 No.200601

>>200599

We are all crabs though…


 No.200602

>>200592

>bloody

I am even more erect


 No.200603

File: b99eb14957c63ae⋯.png (232.05 KB, 409x409, 1:1, YE is a slavedriver.png)

You neets won't believe what just graced my vision. Oh happy days!

I had just pulled into a park at woolies and who do I spy waddling across the carpark but the fat bespectacled manchild working at the local BWS who mocked my passion pop purchase. I kept an eye on him as I pulled together my wallet and phone, then I noticed he was getting into the passenger seat of a car across from me.

I slowly slid down in my seat, slipped my sunglasses back on and pretended to dick around on my phone while he got in. The driver was female, that much I could tell, but I wanted to see more. I HAD to see more.

As they pulled out of their park and drove away into the sunset, I saw her face-on: his elderly mother. Doubtless still a virgin into his thirties, this sorry excuse for a man was being picked up by mummy, driven around by mummy, coddled like a small child.

I feel very smug.


 No.200604

>>200601

Maybe if we add enough goon we can swim out of the bucket


 No.200605

>>200603

Follow him.


 No.200606

>>200603

I will sue you for defamation, neet


 No.200607

>>200603

ONE OF US


 No.200608

>>200605

Then rape both of them


 No.200609

File: ca9ecf179d08b5a⋯.png (23.97 KB, 657x527, 657:527, ca9ecf179d08b5ad9c16559fb3….png)


 No.200610

File: f24c32b3fa09a67⋯.jpg (24.27 KB, 494x482, 247:241, f24c32b3fa09a67b220ecc8ad4….jpg)

>>200604

But where would we go?


 No.200611

I wonder if a janny can ban a BO.


 No.200612

>>200610

The bigger bucket awaits.


 No.200613

>>200610

Where do crabs usually go after the bucket, neet?


 No.200614

>>200611

Keep us updated my EscalationPrivilegeNEET


 No.200615

>>200611

and thus began the NEET Revolution


 No.200616


 No.200617

File: f51a60decd74fa7⋯.jpg (53.17 KB, 398x427, 398:427, f51a60decd74fa74d61fc288c5….jpg)

>>200612

>>200616

My Brendan didn't post sorry.


 No.200618

File: d5da64bf526753e⋯.png (23.97 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 1517384942422.png)


 No.200619

File: b10ab3b9501bdab⋯.jpeg (31.11 KB, 450x450, 1:1, 8b568a0d-ea74-4174-81fd-e….jpeg)


 No.200620

>>200618

>wiping off eyeball sweat


 No.200621

File: 1b40380e8e29917⋯.png (29.92 KB, 668x348, 167:87, (3)_ausneets_-_NEET_Genera….png)

File: bb4c40b12ca9ccd⋯.png (18.45 KB, 576x188, 144:47, (3)_ausneets_-_NEET_Genera….png)

File: ad966b9081b7d16⋯.png (52.83 KB, 626x570, 313:285, (3)_ausneets_-_NEET_Genera….png)

Here is some beautiful poetry to help us all calm down.


 No.200622

>>200620

Frogs have a waterproof film over their eyes.


 No.200623

Little BO wiping sweat off his eyes

He tells the truth but I know they are lies

Claims I am paranoid and I was in misery

Wants NEETs to emerge from the bucket and be free

From my side I see what in store

For NEETs who strive and work for more

A bigger fall from the same faltered step

Back to the bucket's goon filled murky depths

I forgot what I was trying to say mid way.


 No.200624

>>200623

Someone needs to escape the bucket. I need to know it can be done.

You have been selected for the role.


 No.200625

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

>>200623

>I forgot what I was trying to say mid way.

P r o u d l y s p o n s o r e d b y


 No.200626

>>200624

Do not listen to this schemer! It is naught but a trap, my misguided neet!


 No.200627

>>200624

I will be the shamed NEET


 No.200628

>>200627

You still have so much more to give


 No.200629

milkedNEET


 No.200630

File: c7fd98c19e9dd73⋯.png (48.43 KB, 627x697, 627:697, (1)_ausneets_-_NEET_Genera….png)


 No.200631

Time to face the day.


 No.200632

>>200627

You will be the loved and supported NEET no matter what happens. If things go south they go south. We all know what that is like. But before it happens we need to make sure you truly give it everything you have. I know it is hard.


 No.200633

>>200631

Don't do it it's not worth it


 No.200634

>>200631

Good luck. See you when you get back.


 No.200635

New Years Eve tomorrow night, lads.


 No.200636

File: 00793b88bd53abe⋯.jpg (1016.48 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1546087961903.jpg)

>>200632

>to make sure you truly give it everything you have. I know it is hard.

Words to inspire NK's wisdom.


 No.200637

>>200635

I'm home alone so I might get a sneaky goon bag


 No.200638

>>200635

Thanks, calendar NEET.


 No.200639

>>200636

>… hard

Should have also been in bold.


 No.200640

File: fd8d3dfc4900f86⋯.jpg (107.53 KB, 500x375, 4:3, fd8d3dfc4900f862b46bd90bee….jpg)

This site is starting to slow down for me like it did before the crash so I leave you with this advice.


 No.200641

>>200640

n-not yet


 No.200642

File: b57b13d1fcad0d9⋯.jpg (69.02 KB, 620x750, 62:75, b57b13d1fcad0d9d0389805ad8….jpg)

>>200641

Slow posting and having the Posted message stuck is what happened yesterday. I don' think it will, but if it does at least you have that important message.


 No.200643

Could go a dexie


 No.200644

>>200643

Don't dream, do


 No.200645

>>200643

You boong.


 No.200646

>>200643

Low quantity poos are in your future.


 No.200647

What do you NEETs have planned for NYE?


 No.200648

wonderful holiday gooning


 No.200649

>>200647

loneliness


 No.200650

>>200647

dunno since I'm not sure how other than an overpriced uber I'd be able to get back from the city if I went there


 No.200651

>>>/pol/12616361

Hadn't been to pol in a while and decide to make a post. I thought it would help with server stability and all that stuff to.


 No.200652

>>200651

You homo boong


 No.200653

>>200652

Now you could see every single post in the thread by scrolling through my post, I thought it was pretty neat to be honest.


 No.200654

>>200652

>>200653

Plus /pol/ gives back so much to the Gen and I thought it was time to give back.


 No.200655

File: b96382825a53c61⋯.jpg (52.87 KB, 216x255, 72:85, sad penguin.jpg)

1 day left until I officially fail gf2018


 No.200656

>>200649

Same but I don't really care.

I hate NYE because the fireworks send my doggo crazy and I can't go to bed until they are finished.


 No.200657

File: 6636186ab2b94ab⋯.jpg (460.4 KB, 1209x756, 403:252, 6636186ab2b94abe8f8ca7a1b8….jpg)

>>200655

LifeLine is always there for you m8


 No.200658

>>200655

Your failure was participating at all. Don't make the same mistake next year. Work on steadily improving your life and the gf will come when ready.


 No.200659

GF2020 vision, my friends


 No.200660

>>200651

Disgusting


 No.200661

>>200660

I thought it was more insightful post in the thread than anything else.


 No.200662

>>200660

Was it disgusting because I missed a post?


 No.200663


 No.200664

Doing an interesting poo.

Big log I had to struggle to push out, then came the spicy diahrrea built up behind it in an awesome wave. How satisfying


 No.200665

>>200664

You boong


 No.200666

File: 361e8b1d6f4446c⋯.jpg (66.15 KB, 428x371, 428:371, 1335179464099.jpg)

>>200655

>caring about the plague infested vermin that is modern Australian women

When I have to talk to foreign women at work, dont kill I cant get the doll and I talk about random shit, they laugh at aussie skanks and I verbatim " Australian women are fucking retarded, they could have almost any man and a shittone of kids but they fucking waste their lives and end up alone and depressed."

FUCK MODERN WOMEN.


 No.200667

>>200664

You better post a picture.


 No.200668

>>200667

I do not wish to see such a thing. The description was bad enough.


 No.200669

RECTAL


 No.200670

PROLAPSE


 No.200671

>>200668

How will we ever know it happened without a picture?


 No.200672

File: f1b1b6ca776868b⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 300x300, 1:1, FEXlF.jpg)


 No.200673

>>200654

/pol/ isn't /pol/, /pol/ is /neocon/ the true /pol/ is /tv/


 No.200674

>>200673

Did I at least make a good effort with the post, it took me a while to click every post?


 No.200675

>>200674

You didn't call Trump a Jew so 2/10


 No.200676

File: efd972756b35d63⋯.jpg (46.77 KB, 403x392, 403:392, efd.jpg)

>>200675

>so 2/10


 No.200677


 No.200678

Cry "Goon!" and let slip the dogs of dan


 No.200679

File: db877d394811e4d⋯.jpg (11.91 KB, 258x245, 258:245, 354deaa3770912621bb816da07….jpg)

>>200678

>drinking cask wine


 No.200680

>>200677

I will always love u though


 No.200681


 No.200682

>>200679

>Not drinking goon

Lol


 No.200683

>tfw depressed


 No.200684

File: 7633b6b71981d5d⋯.png (70.47 KB, 755x801, 755:801, 1532304508921.png)


 No.200685

>>200679

shut up boong, I drink fancy


 No.200686

>>200685

>he drinks goon

>he calls me a boong

Sure thing Pemulwuy.


 No.200687

File: e139ecaccdde616⋯.jpg (23.41 KB, 540x540, 1:1, IDShot_540x540[1].jpg)

>>200685

I think our 4chink friends prefer to drink this stuff


 No.200688

>>200687

We've all mounted a few gays here and there


 No.200689

>>200688

And there is nothing wrong with that.


 No.200690

>tfw we really need Rule 1 No Poofters again


 No.200691

>>200690

Those were the bad old days. We were ignorant.


 No.200692

>>200691

But if we lower the standards any more there'll be NEETs "accidently" sucking cock again


 No.200693

>>200691

I predict in the future we will tolerate unspoilored poo and aboriginal porn posts


 No.200694

>tfw impressed


 No.200695

>>200693

Never.


 No.200696

>>200692

Cut the homophobia, very unaustralian of you. If NEETs want to suck cock they should be allowed to suck cock.


 No.200697

>>200696

>Cut the homophobia, very unaustralian of you

Lol, fuck off poofta


 No.200698

>>200696

Yeah fair enough, if they want to pound each other up the arse, whom are we to judge?

Doesn't matter if the rest of us think it's fuckin queer


 No.200699

File: 9dc1fd8592fd30a⋯.jpg (76.82 KB, 467x374, 467:374, CwvLtU6DGAqBIGnpW7xu_Dl72e….jpg)


 No.200700

Homosexual ass pounding would be some of the less queer behaviour documented here.


 No.200701

big neet bum


 No.200702

Goon filled aboriginal gang bang


 No.200703

>>200700

You're not wrong m8

Some of the love ballads that some of the NEETs write each other would make an orgy of gay arse pounding stop and blush


 No.200704

hardcore goonbag sex action


 No.200705

hairy stinky neet bum


 No.200706

>>200703

A NEET bromance is a beautiful thing.


 No.200707

>>200706

In the eye of the beholder an unspoilered poo pic can be a beautiful thing


 No.200708

beautifully fragrant executive NEET


 No.200709

aromatically fragrant executive


 No.200710

respectable employed well groomed aboriginal


 No.200711

Don't think I'll drink tommorow night


 No.200712

>>200711

Why not ?


 No.200713

>>200711

Smart choice.


 No.200714

File: 211b6d46b7792da⋯.png (271.96 KB, 1639x1670, 1639:1670, img_first-choice-og[1].png)

>>200713

>Smart choice

>First Choice


 No.200715

File: 31351b35cd48fe4⋯.jpg (42.17 KB, 634x422, 317:211, bwsm.jpg)

>>200714

>The Only Choice


 No.200716

File: 14261914ab83090⋯.jpg (556.95 KB, 4500x1670, 450:167, Danlution.jpg)


 No.200717

>>200716

Absolutely beautiful.


 No.200718


 No.200719

>>200716

Very well memed.


 No.200720

>>200716

Fuggin' kek m8


 No.200721

>>200711

Trying to steal the first post of the year with your magical sobriety induced reflexes, huh?


 No.200722

thick abo penis


 No.200723

>>200721

Gold coast would get new years first wouldn't they ?


 No.200724

big abo poo


 No.200725

>>200723

I don't know, all the eastern states blend together in my mind


 No.200726

File: c3ae0e7cec7ba79⋯.jpg (21.11 KB, 480x426, 80:71, WAMOTHERFUCKER!!!.jpg)


 No.200727

Escentric blue Astra


 No.200728

>>200716

up there for /ausneets/ meme of the year award for 2018

this one's beauty is in its simplicity


 No.200729

>>200655

Many neets are now attempting creepshot 2018 instead. You'd be amazed how many romantic relationships started with the guy trying to take an upskirt of her using his phone.


 No.200730

>>200727

very bigly word neet


 No.200731

>>200730

Poorly spelled and dubiously used.


 No.200732

Erotic blue Astra


 No.200733

>>200731

It's apparently some kind of perfume world. That neet may be a homo, but at least he's a teaching homo.


 No.200734

>>200732

I believe the official name is Cry Blue


 No.200735

>>200731

>dubiously

Word for the day


 No.200736

>>200729

That's how I met my ex-wife.

Except the phone was my penis


 No.200737

>>200736

How many megapixels is that?


 No.200738

>>200737

14" of megapixels bby

Warning, may be smaller than advertised


 No.200739

>>200731

The spelling is correct?


 No.200740

>>200735

Indubitably


 No.200741

>>200740

Indubiously


 No.200742

>>200741

Insidiously


 No.200743

>>200740

>Indubitably

my dear Watson


 No.200744

>>200742

Insatiably


 No.200745

Prolapsed blue Astra.


 No.200746

>>200744

Insanity


 No.200747

>>200746

Everyday


 No.200748

A N A L

A B O R I G I N A L

P R O L A P S E


 No.200749

>>200748

Close the gape.


 No.200750

File: e4f3a0d344095d3⋯.jpeg (7.55 KB, 225x225, 1:1, danmmm.jpeg)

>>200716

Very good though I don't aprove of BWS being the lowest and Craig being second, but thats because you have to love your family even if they're shit *cough* Masters *cough* I was the only thing stopping wollies from going bankrupt after that *cough*


 No.200751

>>200749

Close the Gash


 No.200752

>>200751

Apply soothing lotion.


 No.200753

>>200752

Or else get the hose again


 No.200754

NK how is your policy going to close the gape?


 No.200755

>>200750

Looks like Craig stole your iron bar too Dan


 No.200756

>>200754

Rape the gape till it closes up out of shock


 No.200757

>>200755

Perhaps Dan has upgraded to the shotgun to show the boongs he's serious now.


 No.200758

>>200757

I wish I had the skill to photoshop Dan onto a Clint Eastwood movie poster now


 No.200759

>>200758

That would be a good idea.


 No.200760

>I can't remember if I've had 5 drinks or 6

>So, do you feel lucky NEETs, Do you ?


 No.200761

Now the goon cave is clean, can we get a video now?


 No.200762

I think I napped too long earlier today. It is my usual bed time now and I am not feeling tired at all.

I have been thrown out of balance.


 No.200763

Woolworths does a 5 pack of 2 minute noodles for just $1. I tried the beef flavour they were actually pretty good.


 No.200764

>>200763

Thanks for the tip. Just be careful with the amount of sodium (i.e. Salt) means they aren't always the best to have all the time for extended periods of time.


 No.200765

>>200762

Have some goon.


 No.200766

File: 64efe8b8f7f6a05⋯.jpg (15.59 KB, 300x246, 50:41, 566e2e081ee3158acefcc87ac0….jpg)

>>200763

That's expensive


 No.200767

>>200766

How much are those?


 No.200768

>>200764

I put the flavouring sachet in the water as they boil and then drain them before eating.


 No.200769

>>200723

New Zealand is the first part of Australia to get New Years


 No.200770

File: ce47564cef89981⋯.jpg (116.04 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, Nakamoto Himeka.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.200771

>>200758

gimme the eastwood poster and if I don't die of goon once I finished this 8chan cup shit I'll make one for you


 No.200772

>>200770

Goodnight


 No.200773

>>200763

They go well with cheese. Dump a huge handful of shredded cheese in when you're finished cooking them.


 No.200774

>>200773

Are you sure? that doesn't sound right.


 No.200775

>>200774

trust me, beef noodles + cheese = a god tier neet eat


 No.200776

>>200775

I will try it.


 No.200777

File: 7a567a9a44dd7eb⋯.jpg (166.38 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 7a567a9a44dd7ebc2689b07d88….jpg)

>>200770

Goodnight japanese qt. Are you any relation to the asian girl in a box we sometimes see around here?


 No.200778

>>200686

>Pemulwuy

More NEETs need to know their culture.


 No.200779

>>200690

>Rule 13: Feel free to bugger each other to death


 No.200780

>>200767

I usually find them in the bin outside coles, they're expired and drenched in garbage water but they still taste good


 No.200781

Got to the tea thingo an hour late then realised it was a buffet. Missed out on an extra hour of engorging.

Was good. Had heaps of muscles as well as a whole bunch of other stuff including a whole plate of deserts. There was a very nice pav and a pineapple mouse.


 No.200782

I think these are very good words to live by

>1. No poofters.

>2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching.

>3. No poofters.

>4. I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.

>5.No poofters.

>6. There is no rule six.

>7. No poofters.


 No.200783

>>200782

> No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever

The Council is entirely made up of gay abos.


 No.200784

>>200781

*mussels

*mousse

I am glad you had some good grub.


 No.200785

>>200784

grubbe*


 No.200786

File: b6f7aa1e52566a2⋯.jpg (434.16 KB, 971x670, 971:670, capirote.jpg)

>>200783

The council is a diverse group, representing many colours and viewpoints.


 No.200787

File: 4558c4d32370086⋯.png (426.28 KB, 375x500, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Council is in session ladies.


 No.200788

File: 6ba03907534d10d⋯.png (594.38 KB, 704x396, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>200786

All of which are absolutely fabulous.


 No.200789

File: be9ae693e1b43ba⋯.png (82.39 KB, 260x194, 130:97, ClipboardImage.png)

Quiet NEETs.


 No.200790

File: 82042bce01b7824⋯.png (447.43 KB, 480x853, 480:853, ClipboardImage.png)

What are you all up to?


 No.200791

>>200782

What about rape and poo pics?


 No.200792

>>200790

$20???

Back in my day boongs would suck you off for 50 cents!


 No.200793

File: 9c2ccc95831c80a⋯.jpg (118.63 KB, 1152x864, 4:3, neet_meet.jpg)

>>200786

…but somehow the purple incel faction always seems to dominate. Must be their cunning and malice.


 No.200794

>>200791

That falls under rule 2


 No.200795

Picked these up on my binge

https://www.aquila.com.au/buxton-brown.html

Thoughts neets?


 No.200796

>>200795

Homosexual


 No.200797

File: e99b519b05bd88b⋯.jpg (93.75 KB, 1181x1179, 1181:1179, e99b519b05bd88bd9dad12585a….jpg)

>>200795

Why have a shopping binge when you can have a refreshing drinking binge instead?


 No.200798

File: 778cc9779d2f20f⋯.jpeg (41.07 KB, 350x416, 175:208, ork.jpeg)

>>200795

>aquilla

For the emperor what is this and why does is disgrace the name of the Imperium's symbol


 No.200799

>>200794

I can't live in a world where I can't exploit aboriginal anuses


 No.200800

exploited aboriginal anus revolution


 No.200801

revolting exploited aboriginal anuses


 No.200802

New year new neet


 No.200803

Good night friends. I better crash, another thrilling day at the wagerium awaits.


 No.200804

Can't wait to turn 25 next month


 No.200805

>>200804

That is when the developmental process is over.

What date?


 No.200806

>>200804

I'm turning 25 months old next month


 No.200807

File: a7d34a055473dfd⋯.jpg (114.96 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1544850396754.jpg)

>>200805

The 22nd bro


 No.200808

17 degrees today in Shitbourne, was out in the CBD today, to buy some things I wanted, it wasn't fun, at least 8chan is back up now.


 No.200809

>>200807

Mum?

Except she is 48


 No.200810

File: 2ba01c26da702c3⋯.png (83.24 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2018-12-30-21-3….png)

I WON NEETS! PARTY AT DANS!


 No.200811

>>200810

want me to email them for you?


 No.200812

Hi NEETS I have returned for New Years. I'm about to go to sleep so goodnight


 No.200813

>>200810

>4 million gbp

Your mummybot will be ecstatic


 No.200814

>>200813

Yeah I won't be needing that bitch anymore


 No.200815

>>200810

it's raining tendies


 No.200816

>>200782

You sound very defensive about poofters mate


 No.200817

Have to be awake in 3 hours for a shift in the slave pit. Depressing, just gave up on sleeping and looks like it'll be another all nighter at the wage. Gonna be a fucking hell of a day and all my Nye plans with the Misao are out the window. A shit end to the year.

Could fuckin go a dexie that's for sure.


 No.200818

Big rape


 No.200819

Ripped gape


 No.200820


 No.200821

Woolies nightfill stacker here, what's the worst that can happen if I accidentally came into work and worked a shift I was not on the roster for? I normally work every Sat, got the mssg from my line manager saying if I could come in, forgot to reply, assumed I did (just woke up). Only realised today.


 No.200822

fuck this


 No.200823

>>200821

fellow woolies cuck here

nothing

don't worry about it

just apologise if you need to and explain it

woolies is almost impossible to get sacked from


 No.200824

>>200823

Thanks anon, made me feel better. First real job in 3 years of trying in my small arse rural 15k pop town


 No.200825

File: 4734e639cc6f833⋯.jpg (100.97 KB, 680x1102, 340:551, wiha.jpg)

>>200824

what isles do you do?

>tfw perishables and freezer cuck


 No.200826

File: c66d72f86399421⋯.jpg (198.25 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1543087230643.jpg)

>>200825

Every longlife aisle and chill/freezer except health and beauty because I ain't touching no pads.


 No.200827

This is going to be a shitty fucking day


 No.200828

Macca's isn't even fucking open yet

Sitting on a main road that is quieter than I've ever seen


 No.200829

Might go get some food soon, or I might pop a sleep. Night Night NEETs.


 No.200830

Fatigue is setting in quickly. Euphoria slightly coming on.


 No.200831

>>200830

Are you sniffing petrol?


 No.200832

>>200831

My body is a vessel

I am it's pilot


 No.200833

Morning neets! Less than 18 hours left to complete GF2018. What desperate measures are neets taking to try and win this one?


 No.200834

>>200829

Have a wank while waiting.

>>200832

Jet fuel isn't cheap m8, you must be on the DSP.


 No.200835

>>200833

Goon / Good Morning NEET. Searches for prostitutes offering GF experience today on the Gen will sky-rocket.


 No.200836

File: 821896a3c59a4a6⋯.png (997.83 KB, 768x829, 768:829, ClipboardImage.png)

>>200833

>>200835

Good morning friends.


 No.200837

File: d23eedb94c4dcaf⋯.png (95.22 KB, 327x154, 327:154, ClipboardImage.png)

One year ago, Pumpkin NEET arose.


 No.200838

>>200837

Did it taste good?


 No.200839

>>200838

Me and a few NEETs spit roasted him.

Also today, a year ago, Vietnam Holiday NEET was on holiday.


 No.200840

>>200839

I remember VietNEET but not pumpkin NEET for some reason. Not many NEETs have gone on NEET holidays later this year, I enjoy beating their holiday updates.


 No.200841

>>200840

*reading their holiday updates

we could only beat to Monk's updates tbh


 No.200842

A year ago, I told you all about my mother and pushed the quinoa diet I never started, Monk had given up cigarettes for the last time, We talked about irrigating the inland with the Bradshaw Irrigation scheme, lottoNEET didn't win the lotto, NK first laid eyes on Craig, possum called my nicabates stupid, A NEET stalked a highschool girl and talked to her in kmart..


 No.200843

>>200842

>A NEET stalked a highschool girl and talked to her in kmart

That's still beating most of what we achieved for gf2018


 No.200844

>>200841

I jacked off to his 7/11 trips. He was so vulnerable walking around the suburbs at 4am.


 No.200845

>>200843

You were asking us if we had achieved gf2017.


 No.200846

>>200844

That sweet virgin asshole could have been yours, as once famously said by NK.


 No.200847

>>200842

A lot of those stories are caliente!


 No.200848

I hope everyone has or is going to stock up at Dan's/Craig's for tonight.


 No.200849

>>200842

W-what about the p-poo stool?


 No.200850

Extended pretend wage poo

Praying for an early knock off


 No.200851

File: 2d3c6549a723af5⋯.png (234.82 KB, 512x512, 1:1, johnnie-walker-green_1.png)

>>200848

What should I get this year to celebrate my complete lack of accomplishments in 2018? Last year I got a Johnny Walker Green, which was disappointing.


 No.200852

>>200849

That wasn't on this day a year ago.


 No.200853

>>200851

Get some cheap goon, so when you feel depressed it won't be about the price you paid.


 No.200854

>>200852

It felt like it happened a year ago.


 No.200855

File: d6064d6049aa06d⋯.png (290.17 KB, 1156x409, 1156:409, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw day starts with another hour long imaginary sperg at my bosses while getting ready


 No.200856

>>200855

Have a pre-work wank


 No.200857

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

>>200856

Or drop in for a some pre-work refreshment to help you cope with the depression and anxiety. And for those with an official medical diagnosis, PBS subsidised prescription goon is available.


 No.200858

Today should be a day of sharing. What are you tips and tricks for drinking goon?


 No.200859

>>200857

>>200858

Great minds do think alike.


 No.200860

Gonna be a long fucking day


 No.200861

>>200858

Freeze the goon into a gooncicle and shove it up your bum for slow release alcohol !


 No.200862

>>200824

Bairnsdale NEET?


 No.200863

File: e7c22998be89461⋯.png (278.37 KB, 663x363, 221:121, Vhs2.png)

>>200857

>tfw no government subsidised goon


 No.200864

File: 66d22d253822982⋯.png (91.03 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Dan Chan.png)

Please drink my goon, Senpai!


 No.200865

>>200864

…that is really fucking creepy


 No.200866

>>200864

KILL IT WITH FIRE


 No.200867

File: 124a4467ad69548⋯.png (2.86 MB, 1648x804, 412:201, 8Weeks.png)

File: 32a969da0fd2b7d⋯.png (536.04 KB, 492x503, 492:503, Yummy.png)

4 weeks to go


 No.200868

File: 9c92c99c77b4836⋯.png (15.02 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 10ef1bb7e4c66812a62a1ce2eb….png)

>>200836

Good morning my friend.

I had a disrupted night. Doggo kept me from sleeping again.


 No.200869

Are you able to post to 8 Chan from prison?


 No.200870

I am going to go shopping. Have to do Bunnings, Woolies and Coles. Might pick up a loaf from Bakers Delight.


 No.200871

File: 16bd798db4e14bf⋯.png (143.33 KB, 1233x375, 411:125, 6aaa1c89cf7f60a984bdd8950b….png)

So how did it turn out, neet?


 No.200872

>>200858

Drink from a hole in the bag so you're not tempted to stop half way


 No.200873

File: ac529218a231018⋯.gif (941.24 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1412288539533.gif)

>>200871

god damn, I forgot about that. Well I'm alone again this NYE, but at least I have a job now. Maybe next year things will be different.


 No.200874

>>200833

I had a very vivid dream about getting a girlfriend last night. I'm not usually a spiritual man but this feels very much like a consolation prize from NEET God himself.


 No.200875

>>200873

Good to see things are moving upwards for you neeto, we're all gonna make it.


 No.200876

My family is doing their crazy before party clean and are in general very hostile. Its pretty funny.


 No.200877

>>200873

it aint easy being cheesey


 No.200878

Who will be the drunkest boong tonight


 No.200879


 No.200880


 No.200881

>>200874

BLESS HIM, a good sign for gf19


 No.200882

>>200880

I hope NK releases another trip to dans vid, i loved the last one


 No.200883

>>200878

I reached maximum goon-ocity before midnight last year so I'd like to actually make it this time


 No.200884

Should have done some shopping yesterday, stores were fucking packed.


 No.200885

>>200884

Dans is not a pretty sight this time of the year


 No.200886

>>200885

I didn't even attempt to go to my local Dan's, had to settle for 1st Choice.


 No.200887

>>200873

>screencapping this so we can have the same conversation next year


 No.200888

>>200883

I think I remember


 No.200889

File: 50409622a7452f9⋯.png (60.14 KB, 513x175, 513:175, 50409622a7452f90bb29eccf73….png)

>>200886

>When 1st Choice is your 2nd Choice


 No.200890

>>200889

first the worst


 No.200891

>>200887

The more things change the more they stay the same.


 No.200892

File: 649aa7291222cb8⋯.png (127.24 KB, 334x346, 167:173, 1542865128028.png)

>tfw managed to get through another year of life despite wageing and near constant non-stop nagging throughout the entire year

proud tbh


 No.200893

>>200892

Very nice job wagie, only another half century to go and you can enjoy your retirement


 No.200894

>>200893

I've actually completed 6/50 years thank you very much, only 44 more years to go


 No.200895

>>200894

You're forgetting inflation, my friend


 No.200896

>>200893

>only another half century

I'm afraid Mr Shekelstein requires you to work much longer than that. He cannot afford any more of this 'retire while you're still breathing' luxury that the boomers got to enjoy.


 No.200897

File: 30ca5916e800731⋯.jpg (102.85 KB, 1024x731, 1024:731, 1544709358311.jpg)

>>200896

what a world all you can do it sit back and laugh


 No.200898

>>200897

Sometimes I begin to dislike my job but then I remember that fast food wagies are a thing. They are truly God's gift to us all.


 No.200899

>>200898

If there's one thing I'm going to give up next year, it's fast food


 No.200900

>>200899

Definitely a good idea. For all its downsides booze can occasionally give you moments of pleasure, fast food just feeds an addiction and leaves you feeling worse every time.


 No.200901

>>200899

I wonder what the colonel will have to say about that NEET.


 No.200902

File: 25aecb4778f0a88⋯.png (893.6 KB, 854x605, 854:605, BirdBoongs.png)

Just saw these cunts on my NEETwalk

Bet they suck tar


 No.200903

>>200902

Those things are the boongs of the bird world


 No.200904

>>200903

They bloody well are.

When I was a kid my brother had a pet galah with it's wing s clipped.

Fucking thing used to bite all my toys to pieces, none of my star wars figures has heads.


 No.200905

>>200904

The sound they make is terrible too. It's like they're scientifically designed to be the biggest cunts possible.


 No.200906

>>200903

>boongs of the bird world

what are the boongs of the fast food and car world?


 No.200907

>>200906

>fast food boong

Those leftover chips you found by the macca's dumpster that looks like a dog pissed on them but you ate anyway because you were pissed

>car boong

Any hybrid


 No.200908

>>200906

>Fast Food

Hungry Jacks

>Cars

busted up 90s commodore


 No.200909

>>200906

Maccas/HJ and a clapped out VT Commodore with the fuel flap missing.


 No.200910

>>200908

I rate HJ's better than Macca's

Could just be my suburb though


 No.200911

>>200910

Maccas are Jews, HJs are Abos, KFC is negros, Red Rooster is Craig


 No.200912

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw found my to-do list from January 2017 for general errands and things I needed to chase up

>tfw actually only did 3/11 of the them


 No.200913

>>200912

What was on the list?


 No.200914

>>200912

>To do 2019

>Have a wank

>Have a goon


 No.200915

It sure is nice that nothing fun rhymes with nineteen


 No.200916

>>200911

Who are the irish?

>>200912

iktf bro. I started a todo list a year ago. It's grown to executive size, while the number of things I've done on it have hardly changed

>>200915

Just wait until 2020, when people get to start talking about a named decade again


 No.200917

File: ab5d7bccbfe963e⋯.png (29.05 KB, 970x620, 97:62, drunk-pepe.png)

ok, who here /gooned/?


 No.200918

>>200917

feels better than i remember it being before tbh


 No.200919

File: 9fa5055a85e10b1⋯.jpg (8.91 KB, 249x249, 1:1, PotPepe.jpg)

>>200917

Not yet, just /stoned/ for now


 No.200920

>>200916

They dont go to fast food places they just go to Dans


 No.200921

>>200913

fix pavement, get new gym equipment, clean some parts of the kitchen, get rid of all this shit I've been meaning to sell on Gumtree ages ago etc.

Nothing important, just stuff that takes an hour or two that I always put off


 No.200922

>>200917

5 minutes.


 No.200923

>>200922

Quicker


 No.200924

gargantuan quivering aboriginal buttocks


 No.200925

>>200923

It is underway.


 No.200926

File: 1dad319bccb8ef0⋯.png (36.85 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1dad319bccb8ef02c7231dffcd….png)

>>200925

>Plans are in motion

>Nothing can stop us now


 No.200927

File: 6dfa766a53052bd⋯.jpg (239.4 KB, 961x816, 961:816, SciencePepe.jpg)

>>200926

>We have top NEETs working on it


 No.200928

File: 780a95a83486f00⋯.png (21.62 KB, 304x288, 19:18, jSHD2TJ[1].png)

>>200927

>posted at 11:11:11


 No.200929

>>200926

The goon is in motion


 No.200930

>>200927

>posted at 1:11:11


 No.200931

>>200930

>tfw WA


 No.200932

>>200928

you mean 14:11:11


 No.200933

>>200931

Actually

>tfw NSW and time is backwards an hour on the board?


 No.200934

>>200930

wait we have a Queensland NEET

is that you clean stove


 No.200935

>>200933

>tfw confused


 No.200936

Time traveler NEET.


 No.200937

>>200936

That could be handy to avoid wftd


 No.200938

>>200933

The east coast is our future, alas


 No.200939

>>200935

Welcome to my worth, it is ~14:24 but the server says 13:24?


 No.200940

>>200939

*world


 No.200941

When WA secedes from the rest of Australia we shall enslave the eastern infidels


 No.200942

File: 933e6d42c2c2454⋯.jpg (132.79 KB, 757x502, 757:502, einstein_pepe.jpg)

>>200939

Einstein is somehow jewing you out of time


 No.200943

>>200941

You will never secede you troublesome bandits.


 No.200944

>>200943

We actually did once but everyone ignored it


 No.200945

>>200944

>Tfw too irrelevant no one cared.


 No.200946


 No.200947

>>200941

We have to kick the boongs out first


 No.200948

>>200945

My posts know that feel. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.


 No.200949

>>200947

We'll use them as shock troops when we invade SA


 No.200950

>>200942

>But goyim, can't you see that 24 hours is just too much time !


 No.200951

File: 76d0687c8bd5352⋯.jpg (17.8 KB, 306x306, 1:1, 1ulv8m.jpg)

>454 tabs open on my browser

Wondering if I can get through all of them before the end of the year.


 No.200952

I feel like we have more SA NEETs and WA NEETs than VIC and NSW NEETs.


 No.200953

>>200951

your mind should be on getting through gf18


 No.200954

File: 6f8d1d540d04af7⋯.jpg (137.54 KB, 865x781, 865:781, einstein.jpg)

>>200942

Turns out Einstein was actually pretty redpilled, for a jewish socialist.


 No.200955

File: f0cb2bc2c195154⋯.jpg (68.51 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1462368963360.jpg)

>>200954

He inspired them.


 No.200956

>>200954

He just came up with his jew gibberish to stop us from getting faster than light travel

The fucker


 No.200957

>>200956

Another Jew and New Zealander bamboozled him with quantum physics though, he could never wrap his mind around it.


 No.200958

>>200954

Wasn't this article posted last year or earlier this year?


 No.200959

>>200958

Probably. You have to remember we mostly have neet-level work ethics and neet-level organisational skills


 No.200960

>>200952

It's too hard to go anywhere decent in WA so shitposting online is all we have


 No.200961

It's a little known fact that Einstein invented crack cocaine and was heavily addicted to it.


 No.200962

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

now this is a NEETparty


 No.200963

>>200961

I would've sworn he was a meth-head


 No.200964

>>200962

Those are garbage bogan NEETs.


 No.200965

>>200962

It's not a REAL NEET party until someone penis into aboriginals


 No.200966

>>200963

He has got meth head hair


 No.200967

>>200964

Rowdy DayNEETs


 No.200968

>>200959

I am part-time NEET archiver, it is part of my unassigned role to remember and question these things.


 No.200969

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>200965

>until someone penis into aboriginals

Another proud customer.


 No.200970

>>200967

Day neets are real neets. Remaining loyal to the game. No matter what.


 No.200971

>>200969

fuck you dan. I was going to go somewhere this afternoon, now I can't because I'm gooned


 No.200972

>>200970

You're thinking of gayneets


 No.200973

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB, 200x320, 5:8, CRAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGG.png)

>>200971

Just get more gooned and go anyway m8

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke ay


 No.200974

File: ed9f5c1d7aaf6e2⋯.png (360.88 KB, 723x645, 241:215, Goon of fortune.png)

>>200971

You have already been to Dan's, there is no need to go anywhere else NEET.


 No.200975

>>200973

*WARNING

Craig gives bad advice


 No.200976

>>200973

a very craig suggestion


 No.200977

Need to slow down on my gooning before the gf gets here.


 No.200978

>>200977

I thought goon was supposed to be a gf substitute?


 No.200979

File: d1f2e215a3f625d⋯.jpg (13.28 KB, 253x255, 253:255, 865d27824516df2fc392dd19d0….jpg)

>>200973

>>200975

>>200976

<Craig when gives advice on drinking and driving.


 No.200980

>>200977

I was gonna post something really obscene but then I realised I don't know which gf she is and it got all awkward.

So I didn't.


 No.200981

File: 7f930885cc5fdb6⋯.jpg (83.24 KB, 525x326, 525:326, 7f930885cc5fdb683c507b2e9b….jpg)

>>200978

A lot of NEET say that to their goon pillow just past midnight as the goon coma slowly takes hold.


 No.200982

>>200979

Craig will write you a note to give to the police when they pull you over for drink driving


 No.200983

So I bought two passion pop bottles from BWS after noticing a 25% special on wine… they were put through the register at their usual price of seven dollars. I was vexed but decided to keep my mouth shut lest I reveal my ignorance - perhaps passion pop technically isn't wine? I thought it too much of a risk to ask about the $2.50 saving I was expecting.

This particular wagie kept a professional face throughout the transaction. I would bet he does not get a lift from his mother at the end of every shift. I will be visiting him again.


 No.200984

File: f10d0222422f555⋯.jpg (135.94 KB, 801x672, 267:224, a102c8444f6d68adc0fe7f7f54….jpg)

>>200980

>tfw no haram of boong gfs


 No.200985

>>200978

Nah we both get gooned, she is bringing more goon around so I will end up being double gooned.

>>200980

I take no offence tbh.


 No.200986

File: b27764e6d9eccf6⋯.png (26.96 KB, 380x404, 95:101, Cnote.png)


 No.200987

File: 948cfc90dcf2720⋯.png (216.13 KB, 550x430, 55:43, dan-murphys-gift-card.png)

>>200982

Dan on the other hand will give you a card that when given to the police will cause them to let you out of jail.


 No.200988

>>200985

Is your gf a boong?


 No.200989


 No.200990


 No.200991

>>200988

Oriental, we don't get gooned all the time, but when we do get gooned it's pretty hectic.


 No.200992

>>200983

I look forward to your publication of Memoirs of the Dan Queue


 No.200993

>>200989

Considering we're a 2/10 board, that basically makes it banner material


 No.200994

>>200991

Aha, now I have pinned down which gf she is I can formulate my obscene comment


 No.200995

>>200994

I await your vicious articulation.


 No.200996

>>200798

Good work.

>>200864

SAVED.

>>200993

It would look pretty bad as a banner without decent resizing tbqh


 No.200997

Sat my boss down in my office.. Again.

I told him most of the stuff that I've been upset about. He said that he is setting up a performance review. I said that was a good idea because I don't get any feedback about my performance.

Mid conversation he asked me if I had ever been assessed for asbergers.

>tfw I am the real spergNEET


 No.200998

>>200997

Oh my.


 No.200999

>>200997

Sue him for sexual harrasment


 No.201000

File: b4dbf365a5e503c⋯.jpg (36.36 KB, 470x500, 47:50, girlneet.jpg)

Less than 9 hours left to complete GF2018 guys. She's out there, waiting for you.


 No.201001

>>201000

Does it count if one of the other NEETs lends you their gf for a while ?


 No.201002

>>200997

>if I had ever been assessed for asbergers

That's a pretty inappropriate question from an employer as he does not have the qualifications to make this assessment. He could guide you towards the EAP but that's all he can do, unless he framed the conversation around social and communication difficulties but again he cannot link it to a diagnosis.

I don't think you have asked for any out of the ordinary. I would take the review as you have put it as a place to reflect on how things are going. If the job isn't working, I would begin looking into other employers now that you have some experience under your belt if nothing changes.


 No.201003

>>200997

I feel for you mate. I am sorry these problems keep popping up for you at work. Stay strong and you will come through it all.


 No.201004

File: baf6d1fa87a3c10⋯.mp4 (96.01 KB, 480x480, 1:1, baf6d1fa87a3c100217253924c….mp4)

>>201000

You're really going to cause the >tfw depressed with increased rate of posting and increase the goon comas. Good work


 No.201005

>>200900

I ate heaps of Chinese food and a whole sponge cake, weighed myself this mornings and I gained 3 kg, gonna have to smash it out on the exercise bike later


 No.201006

>>201005

Keep the weight on till after the Nurgle2108 weigh in m8


 No.201007

File: 8c5737c89f44b88⋯.jpg (80.26 KB, 620x514, 310:257, gyno.jpg)

Can any NEET recommend me another piece of writing?

Someone here told me to read NEETs from Underground and it was fantastic, then a few days ago I saw a mention of One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich which was likewise brilliant. I'd like to thank that (those?) NEET(s?) for his (their?) service to my brain.


 No.201008

File: 233c0be3037b791⋯.jpeg (199.85 KB, 1024x1364, 256:341, f24f2a7d15a1fccf3afb5eaf4….jpeg)

>>201005

Welcome to the big leagues


 No.201009

File: 5cfd1e92036fb3b⋯.jpg (935.12 KB, 2000x650, 40:13, group_giantfeast_web_hero.jpg)

>>201005

Theres still time time for the Giant Feast


 No.201010

>>201009

That's enough KFC to bribe a horde of boongs !


 No.201011

26 degrees in Shitbourne, another shit year over.


 No.201012

>>201005

Good work, keep at it.


 No.201013

>>201007

>Underground

Who was the author?


 No.201014

File: 0f09226b8938aaa⋯.jpg (556.07 KB, 923x609, 923:609, burger-challenge.jpg)

>>201009

And after that, you can squeeze in a super saiyan burger. That way you'll have achieved at least one thing this year.


 No.201015

>>201014

>you'll have achieved at least one thing this year

High blood pressure ?


 No.201016

>>201014

That burger has always been a low quality meme. I am surprised it keeps getting posted.


 No.201017

>>201015

I have been achieving that goal for years m8.


 No.201018

File: 2c817f919f8239c⋯.jpg (15.21 KB, 220x277, 220:277, dostoevsky.jpg)

>>201013

The most common English-language title is Notes from Underground, I was just being silly. The author's romanized name is Fyodor Dostoevsky or some slight variation.


 No.201019

>>201017

Lol, same.

I keep pretty fit but I smoke


 No.201020

>>201018

Thank you, I am just adding to my collection of books to read and was interested in more specific details to locate the book. "Underground" picked up a breadth of titles.


 No.201021

>>201019

>Lol, same.

Doctors advice was to go on medication to reduce it but it is that medication that makes you feel groggy. Not needed when you have enough goon.


 No.201022

>>201021

High blood pressure is clearly superior to low blood pressure anyway, just look at the names.


 No.201023

File: 95355ab24329457⋯.gif (38.25 KB, 238x251, 238:251, Dan-ed.gif)

>>201022

>High blood pressure is clearly superior


 No.201024

>>201007

The Sorrows of Young Werther by Goethe is pretty good and of a similar size perhaps not a good idea if failing gf18 is weighing heavily upon you, though.

You could also try embarking on a longer work by Dosto. Crime & Punishment is the easiest starting point. Is there anything specific you are looking for in a book?


 No.201025

File: 8806da86acb2ae4⋯.png (337.49 KB, 712x979, 8:11, Nechayev.png)

>>201020

No problem. You might start by reading the short piece The Dream of a Ridiculous Man, also written by Dostoevsky.


 No.201026

aboriginal communist literature orgy


 No.201027

File: f3690fbb74085c0⋯.png (80.89 KB, 2880x1800, 8:5, k8hpawehptu11.png)

>>201026

COONCOM GANG


 No.201028

>>201024

Did these 19th century Russian writers have any inkling that their country was about to be taken over by jews?


 No.201029

File: 5ad0e40acf38980⋯.png (327.02 KB, 501x568, 501:568, TheNOse.png)

>>201028

>by jews


 No.201030

>>201025

Thank you, I will add that to my reading list.

>>201026

I appreciated all quality literature especially boong posts.


 No.201031

>>201028

There's quite a bit of "maybe we should be a bit nicer to the serfs so they don't murder us all" in russian literature, especially from Tolstoy. Solzhenitsyn also wrote 200 Years Together, although that was well after the 19th century.


 No.201032

Two angry emails today:

-Cinemas for the overall poor experience when I went to watch Aquaman the other day (ticket machines broken, cold popcorn, people sitting in our seats well before the movie started and filthy bathrooms)

-Logitech for replacement earpads for headset because they don't offer them anymore, but under ACCC they are obligated to offer spare parts for a reasonable time and given the product has only been out for two years parts should be available.


 No.201033

File: d8d038b47270de0⋯.jpg (348.85 KB, 530x706, 265:353, Zasulich-vera.jpg)

>>201024

Who told you I was 'failing' GF2018? To fail you must have defined success in a way which excludes your current condition and that isn't the case here. I'm doing quite well on my own - I have no desires for female companionship at all. It's a small and dirty thing to require another person before feeling fulfilled. I'm whole on my own, thank you. How presumptuous. tfw no gf

I'm interested in insights into the human mind and interesting ideas, mostly. I last read The Sorrows of War by Bao Ninh, which was superb. I'm probably feeling tfw no gf too strongly to want to read anything on that topic. Thank you.

>>201029

That is the least Jewish nose I've ever seen anyone try to use as proof of Jewishness, lol


 No.201034

>>201033

> I have no desires for female companionship at all

You've had a wank then ?


 No.201035

>>201032

Do you send letters to the editor of your local newspaper too?


 No.201036

File: 8bedefb70f955d8⋯.jpg (17.19 KB, 403x365, 403:365, mr_shekelstein.jpg)

>>201033

Ahh, but what is the most jewish nose you've ever seen?


 No.201037

>>201035

Dear Sir,

There are far to many boongs,niggers,gooks,chinks and wogs around these days.

Please eliminate at least 18% of them.

Regards,

NEETo


 No.201038

>>201035

It depends if I can get free shit from them? Per per person with the friend I went with I paid $44.00 per person at the Cinema for an overall disappointing experience. If you want to go through life without using your legally entitled rights that is up to you.


 No.201039

>>201038

Is this you? >>201036


 No.201040

>>201038

It does work, my folks would always complain if shit was out of order and they got given heaps of free stuff.


 No.201041

>>201032

>Aquaman

Didn't the movie itself suck?


 No.201042

>>201038

reminds me of when I would go to poverty suburban restaurants with my family and they would bitch about the food until we got free shit

literally felt like a boong when they did that


 No.201043

>>201042

>tfw boonglike


 No.201044

>>201037

If we replaced every gook, arab, nigger, coconut nigger, jew and wog with an Abo, Australia wold be the greatest place on earth


 No.201045

>>201044

don't forget the white dogs


 No.201046

>>201044

Yeah, I'd swap them all for boongs

Boongs are shit but you know what you're getting and they are kinda funny


 No.201047

File: ffd08ba29ebc9cb⋯.jpg (78.27 KB, 1080x716, 270:179, 12052461_10153085836296440….jpg)


 No.201048

File: 4321a6f4a2931f1⋯.png (481.84 KB, 634x880, 317:440, abbott and goddes.png)

>>201045

Nah because that means Tony "spiritual boong" abbott has to leave


 No.201049

>>201048

I'm sure the local elder would gladly take his goon bribe and grant him official abo status


 No.201050

>>201048

>Tony "spiritual boong" abbott

>Big Boong Tones

>Tony Abo


 No.201051

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Been watching some shit show about shitty bong tenants and shitty bong landlords, it's rather entertaining.


 No.201052

>>201051

Making shows like that is where the brits really shine


 No.201053

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Can't pay we'll take it away is my personal fav


 No.201054

>>201052

Yeah, it also kinda makes me glad my ancestors came here, bongland seems like a nightmare.


 No.201055

Has anyone seen an old brit comedy called Bottom ?

Was rewatching it recently and it's still fucking funny, the characters are the full pre internet NEETs


 No.201056

>>201053

Was watching this one too.


 No.201057

>>201054

>bongland seems like a nightmare

wales and scotland seems comfy if you're a blue collar football chav and found a qt

the actual england part seems like dystopian nightmare ville on steroids, even the most "blue-pilled" NPC type I can't imagine would have a good time there. everything is ugly, it's just gay and lame with shit weather and everything is a grey concrete mess apart from the little cities with no work. makes our australian cities look like paradise by comparison.


 No.201058

>>201055

Nah, but I recently watch an old brit comedy from the 70s called Mind Your Language, it's about an English teacher trying to teach foreingers english, theres a paki and pajeet constantly at each others throats, a jap and a chinese women at odds, a greek and italian trying to win over a qt french girl and a few others, it's pretty funny, lots of racial slurs getting thrown around.


 No.201059

Almost time to commence the Great Goon Countdown


 No.201060

>>201057

I think most of our major cities will end up being like bongland, quite depressing.

>>201059

get a goon into ya.


 No.201061

>tfw no goon


 No.201062

>>201061

You had 364 days to fix that feel mate


 No.201063

>>201060

Tip that nasty goon down the sink. Go sober for 2019.


 No.201064

>>201063

Think of those poor slave children picking grapes in the hot sun, only for an ungrateful neet to send their sacred nectar down to live among piss and shit. A truly heartless act.


 No.201065

>>201063

I'm gonna cut down on the grog next year.


 No.201066

>>201064

>picking grapes in the hot sun

>they fought the goon

>but the goon won


 No.201067

>>201064

Dan is the root cause, he is the middle man, he must be stopped.


 No.201068

>>201067

You innocent NEET

Dan owns the slaves,grapes and a part share in the sun.


 No.201069

File: 29beae35085192b⋯.jpg (449.4 KB, 3000x2041, 3000:2041, roboto.jpg)

Domi Origato,

Mummyboto


 No.201070

Got sacked again today.

Got 3 weeks to pull together the rent

Fuck cunts this is rough


 No.201071

A minimum of 7 hours till people leave my house.


 No.201072

>>201070

>again

Again ?


 No.201073

>>201070

what did you do to get the sack? which NEET are you?


 No.201074

>>201070

Shouldn't have taken those days off.


 No.201075

>>201070

We told you not to call in sick and act like a general boong.


 No.201076

>>201075

>act like a general boong

This should be rule 1 tbh


 No.201077

RUN GORDON IT'S DA PLEECEMAN


 No.201078

How long until we see monk on one of those scum landord and tennant shows?


 No.201079

File: 726ec88beeebbe2⋯.jpg (17.7 KB, 390x389, 390:389, abo017[1].jpg)

>general boong


 No.201080

>>201078

I doubt he got the stove clean.


 No.201081


 No.201082

File: 7aa0766ca71352e⋯.gif (373.57 KB, 418x570, 11:15, 1451192336544.gif)

going out to shitbourne with nye as an excuse go out and be disappointed i don't meet and hot girls again

sneakily bringing my patchy fumo in a bag and wearing my sneaky blue steel anime shirt. (coz it looks like it might just be a regular company shirt but true weebs will know)


 No.201083

>>201073

I don't know, they called me back in today so it probably wasn't the days off. The bloke had a bit of a go at me about my performance today but it wasn't that bad.

Sent me a text as I was walking to my car, fuck that place mang

>>201080

I bought the cleaning stuff for it tho


 No.201084

>>201080

Filthy stove, filthy penis, a NEET in shambles.


 No.201085

>>201083

>Sent me a text

That's a shit way for them to do it


 No.201086

>>201083

I'm this close to joining a union… or making one


 No.201087

>>201084

A filthy NEET and his stovepenis are soon parted


 No.201088

>>201083

>The bloke had a bit of a go at me about my performance

What did he say you did wrong?


 No.201089

File: 53a096b36233dcd⋯.jpg (83 KB, 634x671, 634:671, murder_rate.jpg)

>>201057

Nah, scotland and ireland are literally nigger-tier for levels of violence. Probably wales would be too if they didn't have more sheep than humans.


 No.201090

>>201000

I'm gonna sprint it out in the last few hours. see if there's any gullible Staceys in the cbd


 No.201091

>>201089

Are you suggesting sheep fucking reduces violence ?


 No.201092

>>201041

Ok a different take on a superhero movie through its character development, but ultimate it is a good guy versus a bad guy movie with similar themes of families to other movies.


 No.201093

File: 223390235e1bf7c⋯.jpg (531.99 KB, 926x843, 926:843, 2017979_large.jpg)

>>201070

Welcome back to the brotherhood of neets. Nobody ever truly leaves.


 No.201094

>>201088

Printed out my pick rate for the first job of the day, on NYE, asking why I had taken twice as long as it's meant to take. Made some semi-reasonable excuses but I just have looked like an ice addict. No one gets 100% anyway, my daily average today was 79.

Oh well, at least it's a days wage. I'll be working again next week.


 No.201095

>>201070

Happy New Year


 No.201096

>>201091

I'm suggesting anything. It's a scientific fact.


 No.201097

>>201094

Pick&pack can be a right cunt at times.

Hang in there m8, new year, new chances

You'll be right


 No.201098

>>201090

Less than 7 hours left to win at GF2018. Time to get on tinder neets.


 No.201099

>>201096

To confirm this we need to drop a pack of niggers on an island full of sheep and see if they become less violent.

Bit cruel to the sheep though.


 No.201100

>>201098

please keep us updated


 No.201101

File: 663265c184033e2⋯.jpg (18.47 KB, 220x391, 220:391, coraline.jpg)

>>201100

Swipe left or right? Things are getting desperate.


 No.201102

>>201101

There are probably cuter neets with loose standards in this very thread


 No.201103

>>201102

I am cuter but I would never date a NEET


 No.201104

>>201103

Snob qt NEET.


 No.201105

>>200864

What have you created?


 No.201106

>>201103

Your consent is not necessary


 No.201107

>>201053

I am watching this one to start with and Serge is a disgusting person.


 No.201108

>>200868

PumpkinNEET returns.


 No.201109

>>201105

An abomination.


 No.201110

>>200870

>Woolies and Coles

Why would you go to both?


 No.201111

>>201108

He's always been there.


 No.201112

>>201110

Coles had doggo food on special.


 No.201113

>>200873

>next year things will be different.


 No.201114

>>201105

ART!!!


 No.201115

>>201107

A lot of them are feral.


 No.201116

>>201111

I watched Halloween last night and your quads excite me. Must be from all the squats.


 No.201117

>>201116

Gains m8, gains from all those squats.


 No.201118

old aboriginal squatter


 No.201119

File: 4f93d07ae3b71bf⋯.jpg (109.5 KB, 1148x746, 574:373, 1500541161279.jpg)

Heading off to wrestle with my grey power rack and then I might play some video games and try to fall asleep before all the normie celebrations begin, or perhaps go for a NEETwalk and get some food about town

It's been a great year posting with you guys, the board is very special and you guys are my only friends.

godspeed NEETs, gf18 is running out. I'll see you on the other side.


 No.201120

young aboriginal renter


 No.201121

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>200952

Same as it ever was.


 No.201122

File: 83700a18dd2559f⋯.jpg (16.45 KB, 231x244, 231:244, Ozpepe2.jpg)

>>201119

Cheers m8, all the best

Catch you next year


 No.201123

>>201119

>It's been a great year posting with you guys, the board is very special and you guys are my only friends.

No, thank you m8.


 No.201124

>>201119

Have a good one NEET-o, happy new year.


 No.201125

>tfw sentimental


 No.201126

File: d7bdf22a1d88d61⋯.jpg (298.58 KB, 1400x933, 1400:933, 866221c635838bca06bdca4fa0….jpg)


 No.201127

Well the gf is almost here so happy new years NEETs, have a good one.


 No.201128

>>201127

Happy new year NEET.


 No.201129

>>201127

Cheers m8

Give the filthy gook whore one up the bum from the lot of us

sorry, I did say I'd be obscene


 No.201130

File: c18f154d0535a41⋯.png (159.4 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>200962

>gatorade

eastern states are weird.


 No.201131

File: 20d3a4c9ee35afb⋯.png (110.5 KB, 733x464, 733:464, d7dff94b035779bec0f6894ce7….png)


 No.201132

File: 325e93b2a1e0905⋯.png (27.97 KB, 222x366, 37:61, decisions.png)

I need advice NEETs

Should I walk to Craigs and buy this or be thrifty and bored ?


 No.201133

File: d5580922cc6fcef⋯.jpg (50.96 KB, 200x320, 5:8, Craig Chan.jpg)

>>201105

You wouldnt like my new one either.


 No.201134

>>201132

Be thrifty and based. You don't need that poison.


 No.201135

File: f973c95d62560ab⋯.png (500.88 KB, 1240x1240, 1:1, f973c95d62560ab27ebade4bd3….png)

>>201132

Buy this instead.


 No.201136

>>201133

I like it senpai


 No.201137

>>201133

That one is funny

The Dan one was disturbing


 No.201138

>>201002

I was going on about all the cunts and office politic shit and how everyone has a clique and I dont. Then I said fuck them and I have no friends but fuck friends, I don't need them.

Plus I talk like I post so he probably ddidn't understand what I was going on about.

I went on about how I didn't realise how dependent I was on appraisal and it probably stems from mummy not telling me my fingerpaintings were pretty. He said he's going to book me in to a fancy shrink.


 No.201139

>>201132

It's craig. He probably drained out all the scotch and refilled it with horse piss or something. A rather sick horse, by the looks of it.


 No.201140

>>201139

Yeah, tbh I'm not sure I trust Craig anymore since his anime pictures showed up


 No.201141

>>201133

Craig is acceptable.

Dan can never be kawaii


 No.201142

>>201009

That giant feast looks little in that pic, half the table is empty.


 No.201143

I would like some whisky though.

Someone vote yes please


 No.201144

>>201032

Good, you are changing society in the most appropriate way available.


 No.201145

>>201138

>He said he's going to book me in to a fancy shrink.

NK charges $100s per per hour.


 No.201146


 No.201147

File: 0035d6c234daed0⋯.jpg (8.77 KB, 266x234, 133:117, DisgustedPepe.jpg)


 No.201148

>>201138

It sounds like they are trying to help you out mate. Just hang in there and maybe the shrink will give you some ideas about how you can sort some of these problems out.


 No.201149

I am going to go throw some balls.


 No.201150

File: 87b4f919a635f50⋯.png (176.04 KB, 400x306, 200:153, ClipboardImage.png)

>>201045

We thought we could improve on perfection.


 No.201151


 No.201152

Alright, heres the deal NEETs

Id someone tells me to go and buy more whisky it's entirely possible I'll get drunk enough to post a picture of my ex wifes arse


 No.201153

>>201148

I am looking forward to it, I haven't had a formal diagnosis in years.


 No.201154

File: c1a8c56503d3ee2⋯.jpg (257.53 KB, 998x605, 998:605, kfc-wolrd-record.jpg)

>>201142

Is this angle better?


 No.201155

File: a16b914a2f61e41⋯.png (493.51 KB, 500x673, 500:673, a16b914a2f61e413b044123127….png)

>>201152

>to post a picture of my ex wifes arse

Post it!


 No.201156

>>201058

Por Favor?


 No.201157

File: 2f4ec1aa7c85893⋯.jpg (15.26 KB, 231x244, 231:244, 1468841811170-1[1].jpg)

>>201151

Thank you kindly good NEET

You've done my liver a great disservice


 No.201158

>>201133

Sometimes I have moments of clarity where I realize how retarded and strange these threads are


 No.201159

It's 1 o'clock on the bush chook clock


 No.201160

>>201070

On new years eve?

Dogs mate.


 No.201161

>>201155

Remind me when I've drunk more whisky

Off to see craig NEETs

Seeya in a half hour


 No.201162

>>201159

Your a boong.


 No.201163

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>201157

>You've done my liver a great disservice

I will appreciate it though.


 No.201164

>>201159

>>201161

Post pictures.


 No.201165

>>201164

It looks the same as the bush chook I posted yesterday


 No.201166

>>201089

The North is not Ireland.

Not yet anyway.


 No.201167

File: 821fb689e40fcd5⋯.jpg (175.91 KB, 1162x775, 1162:775, classic_dan.jpg)

>>201163

Does anyone else find that when they drive past a Dan sign, you find yourself smiling involuntarily like you were seeing an old friend again? Ausneets leaves its mark on you.


 No.201168

>>201102

looser arseholes after tonight.


 No.201169

>>201161

Grab me a pack of twisties pls


 No.201170

File: 34ca351296270c2⋯.jpg (121.23 KB, 1014x1439, 1014:1439, 34ca351296270c2904dc1aa8cd….jpg)

>>201165

Your selfies are always appreciated.


 No.201171

>>201167

I do, it is the mark of the Gen.


 No.201172

>>201112

Why didn't you get it all from Coles then?


 No.201173

>>201167

When I see the Dan sign I think he's thinking

"There ya go ya cunt" but in a nice way


 No.201174

Who's here that is going to bed before the new year?


 No.201175

File: 04366cb0def83c0⋯.jpg (15.63 KB, 480x360, 4:3, the war room.jpg)

Well, this is it. This is the last chance to succeed in gf2018. The new years eve parties will be rife with young, drunk and impressionable women. As long as you're able to to get your shit together not a second after the new year has begun, you have made it.

This is the final push. Make it count.


 No.201176

>>201119

Happy New Year mate, the only resolution I know that I will achieve next year is that I will meet you


 No.201177

>>201174

Really thinking about it m8…


 No.201178

>>201174

I haven't been awake for the new year for half a decade now so i might give it a go this time


 No.201179

>>201175

>This is the final push. Make it count.

Caliente!


 No.201180


 No.201181

>>201175

I wouldn't be able to get to the parties


 No.201182

>>201179

I still don't understand this meme.


 No.201183

>tfw alcohol induced euphoria


 No.201184

>>201182

It means hot, what he was describing to me sounded like hot gf sex.


 No.201185

File: 59b093c1fbd14a8⋯.jpg (112.61 KB, 1008x600, 42:25, a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)


 No.201186

>>201184

sounded more like childbirth mate


 No.201187

>>201186

That means that there had to be sex before that and that's caliente!


 No.201188

>>201187

this is some big brain neeting


 No.201189

File: e474b13dbeb46a8⋯.png (5.49 KB, 294x171, 98:57, e474b13dbeb46a843035e930f8….png)

>>201188

You'd be surprised by how big it is m8


 No.201190

>>201189

>You'd be surprised by how big it is m8

Caliente!


 No.201191

File: 50cc81435f6ddad⋯.jpg (58.99 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 50cc81435f6ddad4d49cd84f35….jpg)


 No.201192

You two NEETs seem to be having fun.


 No.201193

>>201172

Because Woolies had other stuff I needed on Special. I chase the Specials wherever they are.


 No.201194

>>201193

Jewish NEET


 No.201195

>>201193

Sounds like a lot of work.


 No.201196

>>201191

Seductive duck NEET returns.


 No.201197

I threw seven buckets of balls. Both power and accuracy were poor. I missed the mattress entirely twice. The muscle in my side is really sore.

I am a bit disappointed but I will persist. Hopefully the relevant muscles will get more used to throwing and I will improve as time goes on.


 No.201198

File: 1c9048fe74ea74a⋯.png (764.24 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, mzl.taxcnsmu.png)

>>201192

All NEETs can enjoyed this sponsored fun.


 No.201199

>>201192

By the end of tonight we will all just be one big ball of fun.


 No.201200

>>201197

I have no doubt you will, you are a star.


 No.201201

201


 No.201202

>>201189

Whip it out so we can see.


 No.201203

>>201197

This time next you're be pegging boongs from a mile away. Don't give up neeto.


 No.201204

>>201197

Maybe a rest for a day or so is in order?


 No.201205

>>201203

I'll peg you mate/


 No.201206

>>201153

Keep your mind open and don't feel the need to defend yourself. Humble yourself before the professional and lay yourself bare.


 No.201207

>>201206

> lay yourself bare.

what sort of professional is he going to see?


 No.201208

>>201205

an uncouth remark


 No.201209

>>201206

I will, I know that the best way to get shit sorted, tbh there is a lot of stuff that is really just doing my head in and I even said to my boss that it may just be a defense mechanism to blame work because it is an easy thing to attack. I said it to him before that I make him out to be the cunt because his position almost allows me to, I have also said that he should keep in mind that underneath it all I am very grateful for his faith in me and giving me an opportunity that no other place would.


 No.201210

>>201174

I have to stay up even though I don't want to. If I go to bed Doggo will wake me up when he hears the fireworks at midnight and then he will start trying to dig through the floor and I would have to get up to stop him and I would be all sleepy and grumpy so I have to stay up until after the crisis has passed.


 No.201211

>>201208

A verbose observation


 No.201212

>>201176

That was not me that was an impersonator NEET. You know I would never call the NEETs here my friends except for one.


 No.201213

>>201210

I am locking my doggo inside because I am going to church. I feel very upset about it. He will be scared either way but I would prefer that he was with me. I can't take him to church because there will be kids there.


 No.201214

>>201212

I thought it was an end of year nicety. The resolution stands though.

Soon..


 No.201215

>>201195

If being thrifty was easy then everyone would do it.


 No.201217

A developmental disorder affecting ability to effectively socialise and communicate. Asperger's syndrome is a condition on the autism spectrum, with generally higher functioning. People with Asperger syndrome see, hear and feel the world differently to other people. If you have Asperger syndrome, you have it for life. People with this condition may be socially awkward and have an all-absorbing interest in specific topics. People with Asperger syndrome are of average or above average intelligence. They don't have the learning disabilities that many autistic people have, but they may have specific learning difficulties. They have fewer problems with speech but may still have difficulties with understanding and processing language.

Hmm.


 No.201218

>>201213

Maybe you could try putting some music on, that might distract him. I was talking to my neighbour a couple of years ago about how our dogs both hated fireworks and she said she bought some little device you plug in and it releases soothing hormones that calm the dog. She said it worked for hers.


 No.201219

Fucking hell that was a warm walk

Some drunk bogan was waving his dick at cars on the highway too


 No.201220

>>201214

>Soon..

I am hoping February or March. I have been putting it off too long.


 No.201221

>>201202

May be later.


 No.201222

>>201219

>Some drunk bogan was waving his dick at cars on the highway too

Modern day hitchhiking.


 No.201223

>>201219

A true aussie hero


 No.201224

>>201218

I do not like drawing attention, especially on nights when people are walking about.


 No.201225


 No.201226

>>201220

When you're ready mate.


 No.201228

>>201219

Are you that drunk bogan?


 No.201229

hard to believe this will be the last bum rash of the year


 No.201230


 No.201231

>>201229

It's for you.


 No.201232

>>201217

The diagnosis no longer exists for new diagnosis. It will a diagnosis for Autism.




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