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By my calculations, this is it. This is the big one.

Are you ready?

OLD >>198964


Almost missed it, didn't see the post count.



Poor doggo



I was unaware too. Well done on the save.



>Are you ready?

I suppose. I don't have anything planned to try and snare the big get. I might sit it out.



Is the 99999 or the 00000 the more valuable get?



I know the answer to this but I will not tell.



I think it is the nines. You will probably just say whichever one you get is the more valuable one.





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Well obviously 200000 is a larger number in a literal sense. We are discussing their magical significance though.



It is the nines but Boong Wizard didn't know that. Good work.


I think I am going to need both gets to have any chance of making it.



I keep hoping something good gets it.



what ever one the boong wizard strikes on


I am back in from throwing five buckets of balls against the mattress. I worked my way back to about 5/6ths of the proper pitching distance by the end. I can see now that it is possible.

My arm is pretty sore and so is my right hand side where my ribs are.



are you trying to be a baseball star



I just want to be competent enough not to embarrass myself playing in a lower division of the local league.


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told my boss I wouldnt be available until January the 2nd.

I really, really don't feel like working. I've been reading One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich and the way the narrator speaks about gulag life is precisely the way I feel about being employed, which is totally ridiculous because I have access to all the pleasures of a free and modern life.

I was thinking about what I'd like to do if I was freed from a gulag and my first thoughts were:

1. Drinking a glass of cold orange juice while sitting in the sun

2. Having GFE sex with a prostitute

NEETs, what would you do if you returned from Siberia a free man?



Good work mate, great to hear you are making progress.


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I think we all know the answer to that.


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Time to go and suck some penis. I am not getting the same cute poojeeta as last time.



>what would you do if you returned from Siberia a free man?

Your mum, LOL



>Having GFE sex with a prostitute

Crikey mate you'd be better off in the gulag than doing something as sad as that.



Good luck mate.



Form a crew and go trawling for chicks.



RIP Monk



have fun


Some guy is singing to his radio outside and he sounds like NK

I don't see the Astra but should I panic



We should have a NEET trawl through the town one day



You should accept your fate with quiet dignity.


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We need a mobile eski.


The pain that awaits is playing on my mind.

Got the jitters.

Listening to drills in the waiting room.

I hate this.



The Pasito tax is due.



Ah you found a rare pic of what NK uses when the Astra is being serviced



Cheesy's absence has caused me some great anxiety, I hope he is just cocoon mode right now and will come out of everything fine. He was manipulated in a disgusting manner.




For every pleasure there is a price.



Has he been posting on that awful discord?



I hope he's doing alright too.



>manipulated in a disgusting manner

He knew she was crazy.



He's probably just busy with that job he has.


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Got HQ boong groyper for you neets.



A beautiful Pepe.


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You couldnt just say having sex with a prossie could ya?

Ya had to add GFE.

I mean I know some girls "charge more" for the trouble, but really, what the fuck man.



The biggest mistake was that he thought he could stop her from being crazy.


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Some more OC I posted here a while ago if anyone wants it.



Very nice. I remember that one.




Yes and he thought that because he is crazy too that meant they would make a good couple.


It is past 11 o'clock again. I need to refill my beer container.



Tip it all down the sink.


If you know someone is a shitty person is it wrong to not out them to the world as shitty people?



Personally I mind my own business with that sort of stuff, if they are a shitty person doing shitty things it will eventually be evident to most people.



Probably the smartest option.


Dan is actual behind a lot of the anti Alcohol talk

he convinces you to throw away your alcohol then when you think you gave up he shills you to get back on it, so he increases sales



Why do anything at all?



Most people are stupid and will blame you as the messenger.


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I knew it!


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They should tax people in aus for being unintelligent jfc



They should tax your mum


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>And so it turns out that Dan Murphy was really Daniel Morosky all this time.



She'd just pass it on to her customers in the form of increased rates


Neets, what do you use for internet? I feel like I'm getting jewed by optus for $60-70 a month, but I do need unlimited GB's for all the torrenting I do.



I do Aussie Broadband $79 a month for unlimited NBN.



iiNet, $70 a month for unlimited, not on the NBN yet though.



internode/iinet/whatever you want to call the SA internet monopoly now, unlimited adsl2+, 49 a month.

No nbn in our area until mid next year (who wants nbn anyway it's kinda shitty unless you luck out and end up in a new housing development)


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I'm with telstra.


My face is numb but there was very little pain. I had a little chinese woman. The poojeeta sidekick was not very good. She knocked my teeth with the suction thing a few times and then dropped it, I ended up drooling. The dentist said quietly 'cut' (they have code words for all the stuff - makes patients feel less scared) and the sidekick said 'you want scissors?'. She must be new.



Probably the best idea is to keep track of your daily usage using one of those programs and then decide. I'm on the unlimited plan but I could probably go down to a limited plan depending on my usage but they're probably would be months that I may go over it.



Glad things went okay. What exactly did you get done?



Some of those brainlet memes are very creative.


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> I ended up drooling

I do the same thing after a few Goons



There are disgusting people out there who would probably walk in and expect more and more without paying any more. I'm guessing it's their way of making a bit of money back from those clients.



You can't use spellcheck when writing on a meme.



Telstra are a pack of cunts. Only use their prepaid to get the better coverage and speeds when I need them. Other than that everything else I go with competitors even if it uses Telstra network simply because they charge so much. If it wasn't for the boom in ADSL 2+ companies like RPG and their unlimited plans I very much doubt we would have unlimited NBN as prevalent as we have it now. Telstra stop to plan would probably be 500 gigabytes for $120 per month, if we had no competition in the internet market.



* companies like TPG



How was last night's goon session?


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Red line is where the old filling was and black is where new cavities were forming around the filling



I get unlimited from them for about $70 a month.



How many fillings have you had in total?



Four but this is the second one I've had replaced so six. They said that I need one in a molar.

This one had an estimated cost of $114, ended up being $334. It's an expensive hobby.



it ended badly



Implants in teeth are close to $1000 each and that's similar price for a full tooth veneer where they replace the full front of the tooth. Otherwise you can go you can go with dentures part or whole mouth.

Dental work is expensive but having teeth that aren't in constant pain and usable is a very pleasurable experience. People judge you more when you are younger and have dentures.




why does that windmill have a sails and a water mill.



Sometimes things completelly overwhelm me and the only way i cope is by selfharm


Seeing Aquaman tonight against my will, what am I in for



It was designed by a brainlet.



May be you should switch to a goon-lite diet and increase the number of wanks get that gold standard lube tyst NK uses, I can imagine a pump of that lasts him all night.



Against your will?



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Flexing his Biceps for 2 hours


Feel like a boong



With a bit of a pong?


Feeling up a boong



Yeah I'm fragrant



Are you executive?



I weigh 97kg

You tell me bro



More a foreman, you gotta keep growing to get into the higher categories.



How tall?




I am going with someone tonight to see that movie, I hope (You) are not them…



A blind date?


eclectic boong clothing

Upon reflection I really liked the clothing that NK had last night. The pants with the zippers would make a beautiful noise when you're hearing the footsteps getting closer and closer.



Nah, catch up with a friend a grew up with I haven't seen for months. There isn't much on that we both liked and I am happy to have a comfy catch up with him


I'll also add that from now on you should discard any posts after this one with someone addressing themself as "VaporNEET". Anyone including myself no matter how much begging there is should not believe the identity. Since BO is still too lazy to add tripcodes. I shall post without my name from now on.

~ VaporNEET (for the last time)



We had tripcodes, they were shit and none of us are that special that anyone should care who posts what.

If you want to know who's who, work on your NEETlore.



I didn't think we ever had tripcodes.


Cut down a tree, did some pruning and filled the bin, time for some nothing.



It was for like two days.



>~ VaporNEET (for the last time)

geez haven't heard that one before



Maybe he is NoFun. Funny little coinkidink that when he left NoFun returned then when NoFun leaves VN comes back.


massive throbbing aboriginal sore toe



Stop putting it where is doesn't belong.



My mum always said don't put anything smaller than your big toe in your digeridoo


Aboriginal baby rape



Well done mate, it would have been tempting to call the dentist visit enough for the day.


22 degrees today in Shitbourne, planning to go buy some petrol today while it's cheap.



Have a good sniff mate.


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Gonna have a sniff bro ?



A poor taste combination of words.



marsupial underwear abstract theology




Nah I've still the Carltons I bought from Dan's so I'll be getting fucked up like a white fella.


naked gnostic possum


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>I'll be getting fucked up like a white fella


satanic possum worship rites


Watched some YouTube videos and despite my efforts I just can't fold a t-shirt properly. I'm such an incompetent waste of life



I have a blister and the numbing on my tooth is wearing off


Sardonic Possum



Sounds like time for a whisky


Sardine poss sack



Sounds like you need a mummy gf


aboriginal sardine sack orgy



I've noticed quite a few NK accents in the wild I'm the past few years. I guess Papa Boong was a busy man


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Someone post a bulge pic please. It has been too long.


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Sterile, that bulge has no personality.



Homosexual thoughts will send you to hell. Resist your urges, delete your monk penis folder.



>delete your monk penis folder.

I would rather die.



That is a depend bulge.


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The next council meeting will be gay themed



That's like saying the next NK binge will be aboriginal themed


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Now with added personality



I bet NK doesn't even eat goanna.


Why haven't the boongs opened up Kentucky Fried Goanna ?



Gonna is my spiritual animal unna can't eat it, I eat wombat instead



White cunts are not allowed to eat it, or turtle. It's not fair.

When you eat goanna it makes your body stink, it stays on your body for weeks too.


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This is all reparations of what your own people did to you.

This explains some of the complexities.



> it makes your body stink

Boongs must eat a lot of goannas

I'm surprised there's any left


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We buy goanna now, White man take traditional hunting lands away


Goanna fragranced indigenous elder


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I had a goanna visit my house recently

They must just not like boongs


I learnt an interesting point at the dentist today, they said that the quantity of sugar you consume isn't as important as the frequency in which you consume it. The enamel needs time to heal after sugars.


What do you cunts do all day? I've come to just looking at my desktop wallpaper and have absolutely no idea what to do.

I just drove to Coles for no reason.

I'm bored out of my fucking mind, and it's worse because it's my precious non wageing time



I would like to eat that.



My cat said that too



Aboriginal dexie enriched semen is good for your teeth



Smoke pot,shitpost,play vidya,read, go for walks



Welcome to my world



Click update.



I'm in the same boat. I just feel so low energy, I feel like I'm wasting my day.



Trips suggest you are in fact wasting your day.


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>tfw hungry



I was doing a bit of my puzzle and im going to the sydney fc game tonight, other then that i do shit all.


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>tfw hungary



Are you going to change your behaviour in light of this information?



That's no goanna.



Yeah it is, He showed me his goanna card



I mostly read books and make dumb posts on the internet



It was a fake ID.


Tfw only one hundred to go



It means I should drink all the pasitos at once.



Never trust a goanna



Do those mints of yours contain sugar?



did gym and played red dead redemption 2 all day



It's so rare to see boongs that dark



I don't think so.



That's just because the ones in the city are white cunts.


Those birds got the message and stopped trying to build a nest in my mail box after I confiscated their eggs.


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who you callin wite?



Did you eat the eggs ?




another word for Murder



I find those boongs use of whiteface to be culturally insensitive






Careful you might unsettle me.


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NoFun is a boong.



Why didn't he have sex with his sisters then ?



They were more interested in lesbian action with his mum.



This is what happens when families take anime together


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We all black here sir



>when boongs give their arms and necks a really good wash


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This image was the original.



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I've been watching Frontier on Netflix and this guy is the main character. Preddy gud if you ask me.



He looks like a gay viking


I bought that monitor riser today and it makes my screen look better. I am glad I stopped looking at getting a new monitor at the moment.


Has a cone, not so bored now


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What about a goon?


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The blacker the better



Is it one of those bright orange ones?


I'm feelin pretty fucked in the head lads

I can't stop thinking about fucking a boong sheila.

Go ahead post pics and ask me "Do you really want this?" But honestly I've been fighting this shit internally for years.

So yeah, off to dans i guess.


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I'd unironically do this one


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>I'm feelin pretty fucked in the head lads

>I can't stop thinking about fucking a boong sheila.

I'm here for (You) mate if you need to delete those feelings.



Yeah sure, there are some legit attractive ones, but I'm really into the ones no one would/should touch.



Thanks dan :')



Ah, you've caught sickcunts disease m8


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Waiting for you NEET



Is she cheaper or more expensive than >>199927




Are you blind ?

It's clearly the same aboriginal



You get both for the price of one



>Are you blind ?

They have different hair colours and boongs aren't going to go out to get their hair colour changed.


>tfw buried under a pile of fat smelly old abo women



It has semen in its hair in the 2nd photo


so close to big digits



You are gonna need some >>199879


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its too hot to wear jeans tonight, i guess jean shorts should be fine.



Wear cumdies



wear nothing but a sock on your dick



Of course i will. i need that strong scent.






*Manly fragrance



The socially smart term is jorts


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Jorts sounds like a Swedish poofter



Should be an executive tbqh


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>Tucks in his gut

He truly is a man of class.



Can't have the little executive member getting lonely


As Boong Wizards social secretary I would like to announce he will not be taking part in the upcoming quints race due to aboriginal scheduling conflicts

I'm gonna play vidya

Good luck and may the best NEET win everyone gf's



Sounds like a trap.



What vidya?


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Project Zomboid, playing online with some mates in a minute



how indie of you



Tbf the game is also known as Nigger Death Simulator 9000


the tension as everyone prepares for that GET


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I do not want the get dedicated to me. I can not live up to it.


Posso lives up to the GET



the calm before a storm



Don't try it.


Would be funny if BO deleted the board at 199999


Nobody wants to post


I don't even have any ideas for a get post.



He should. We have been here too long.

I have read 200,000 of your posts.

There is no rational reason why anyone would do that.


can we just get this over with



Something simple like world peace. or no more chinese in australia






There is no rational reason why anyone should do anything



If you were truly ethically superior you would not do this to me.


Vote 1 for unspoilered Poo picture



Should I end the board? I will do it.



>If you were truly ethnically superior*



Let's start 2019 with another celebrity neet banning ceremony





..On the other hand.



/aus/ is probably up for grabs, I doubt anyone really mods that.




Slow down.


Dont want to miss the get.


It's so close.


Wasted palindrome



That place should be left alone like that radiation filled town in Japan



it's so tight



You're so tight.


No girlfriend


The suspense is killing me


I am touching my penis


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For a bountiful sweet corn and melon crop.

And good fortune to my beautiful friend Cruisey.


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well fuck






That is a curse




You made me a fool, I had one for you and deleted it



You can handle it. It would have just shamed me.





You boong.


Bored hasn't been delted yet



Thank you by the way, I am glad you got the 9's.


Should I delete the board now?



I was aiming for the 9s.



YOu are very sweet and I hope you get the bountifullest crop imaginable.


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Do you get some sort of financial benefit if you marry an UNNA?


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What have you done?



The 9's were the special ones.






I will think of you when I am squeezing the melons to check for ripeness.



Where would we go



You do that with all your vegetables.



It sounds like a pretty good deal



There was a zucchini with a slight curve that got me thinking the other day.



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Cute UNNA gf secks.



Oh my.



There was a bikie's penis with a slight curve that got me thinking the other day



Did you drizzle it with olive oil and stick it in your grill?



Extra virgin olive oil


The UNNA gf's are going to disappointed when they find out the NEETs are gay.


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I'm not gey…



They probably didn't want the NEETs touching them anyway.



We are taking you to the muslim reform camp and thats final.


Then the Gen dies once the get has been received.



I get sleep after a successful climax.


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I wonder how many ways that poor boy has been abused. Very sad to think about.



I saw what you got up to in the council chambers.



You were not meant to take the blindfold off.



That's why we have Opal fuel.



The best thing about unna gfs is that they look exactly the same as unna bfs



We could have gone out in a blaze of glory, instead we shall fade away



we are all doomed, at least GF19 is a lock


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Into the goon comas.


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UNNA BF's for those who are that way inclined.




That bulge will not satisfy me.



Your zucchinis make all of us emasculated, none of us can live up to your desires.


haven't seen an abo in years



Leave your door open with a couple dexies under your pillow.


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They will have seen you.



You shouldn't have posted that.






NK are you getting fat again?

You look a bit beefy here but it is hard to tell.


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He's bulking up. His arm probably looks thicker from all that extra wanking



No, I weigh about 75kg at 6'1 I just don't have chicken limbs


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You need to get a gf. Let someone into your lonely life. Share your soul with them. Let all of those dark secrets out.


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>Share your soul with them. Let all of those dark secrets out.


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>Meanwhile at craigs



Bring me dat 98 for Christmas ya dog can't sniff coal unna



It's good you're letting all of those dark secrets out.



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So we won't be getting a Dan's picture today?


good news NEETs

I have found a new place to live


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Like this?


That's several quints now that have promised boong gf's

I shall be severely displeased if 2019 isn't just one big festival of hot boong chick sex



with or without mummybot/roommates?



thank you boong wizard for offering us your daughter




"traffic intersections penis Craig" strikes again



without roomates and definantly no mummybot


nah but it's basically no bigger



I went to dans yesterday but Didint take a picture


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Which one is yours?



Well done mate. Take better care of this one.



That is Weber in the red cape.


Feel like having a nap neetoes



Do it, but not too long.



No Naps November



Top center



>without roomates and definantly no mummybot

now that's comfy, looking forward to it?



I prefer the dark basement, you could eat rats and cockroaches and Bury your poos in the dirt



>Bury your poos in the dirt

I like to release mine into the wild like God intended it



Sounds very ominous



Congrats mate. Any good?



I'm without roomates and mumbot as is, I just was forced to move due to an ending lease


It doesn't even have a kitchen but honestly I don't care as long as I have somewhere to goon


another year of not accomplishing anything


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>You may sleep adventurer, but not for too long ….



>an ending lease

You got evicted for being filthy.


festive aboriginal handjob party



Like a true pajeet



>It doesn't even have a kitchen

Is it a hostel or something like that?



Get a portable gas cooker and look up some recipes that will suit the space you got, you can wash dishes in the bathroom sink if you got one. Don't get lazy and order take out ofton because you'll be wasting money


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It's a neets right to live in filth


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Why is Aboriginal cuisine not a thing? Surely some cat ladies and bugmen would love the opportunity to eat shitty food and signal.

I don't think I have ever seen an Aboriginal restaurant in all of Australia, you probably couldn't get any who would actually cook so it'd just be white people and then people would whinge but who knows.

NEET business idea?


Seriously though m8, glad you found a new place

That must be a weight off your mind


File: a9ff14a9e799d05⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 5.26 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-12-29 15.01.39.jpg)

Mild Saturday poo



Witchety grubs simmered in goon.



Absolutely low quality. Hopeless.



>Aboriginal restaurant

You mean Dan's?





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a bit of wood filled with a disturbing amount of semen

apparently it's Paperback fish with desert lime sauce and salad



or shell.



nah its a unit complex






It is a thing but it's niech as fuck

There aren't many Abo resteraunts around but there are bush tucker companies who make jams from shit like quondongs and bush plums and other indigenous fauna




My mum says their good quantity and quality



Thanks Cruisey you always care for us NEETs


File: 3b9fd21ad4205e5⋯.png (602.6 KB, 405x584, 405:584, HealthyAbo.png)


>tfw I'm not Cruisy



You are not even a proper man with poos like that.



Sorry Monk



How many poos must a man poo out before you can call him a man?


Which neet just found a new place



>tfw 3rd time lucky



your poos are getting worse, you need more roughage in your diet



this NEET





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Got there in the end


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nk you boong



Oh its you Hitler



That sounds good



Stay out of my house



>And the ghost of NK shall arise from the bin of Dan




good to hear m8



I got you all gf 2019.

I expect compensation.






You can have 2nd turn on mine m8


>that conversation when you have to explain to new gf why she must sleep with some unknown guy from a weird NEET forum


File: c5c8190fb1b1497⋯.png (693.09 KB, 634x845, 634:845, ClipboardImage.png)



You will all need to practice, I expect compensation from all of you.



>Well darling, there's this thing called quints, Have you heard of quints ?



Fine…I will suck you off once, but that is it


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You all ready for the council meeting monday night?




Do it is the /aus/ thread


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>tfw cousins playing Fortnite



>Its raining boongs .img



That is all that I ask. That you force her.




It looks pretty cool, I don't get the building towers bit though.


File: 019f6170906fc43⋯.png (4.26 KB, 1058x51, 1058:51, GottaGoFast.png)

>tfw 1000 velocity


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I'll be bringing some appetisers for everyone



That looks like the white guy has 2 civilised boongs to help him catch the wild ones


File: 44523d8ff80e7cd⋯.png (103.72 KB, 300x212, 75:53, ClipboardImage.png)


Excited NEETs.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



If we can get the thread going faster than light we can go back in time and redo all our mistakes


Is it just me or are more boongs out than usual as if Aborigines hibernate and don't exist in the winter



Yeah, you see them more in summer

They come out earlier in the day too

t. NEET in shit suburb



>Cruisey and Possum catch NKs 5 shadow clones 2018 decolourised



They wake up about the same time as Blue tongue lizards



They turn white in the cooler months. I have noticed my skin turn two shades darker in just the past week.



where do they go in the winter, why does this not affect Africans or Indians but only Abos

Are Aborigines not actually people but rather spirits created by the great sacred land to protect us



>one of NK's clones helps catch himself



Nah, they're reverse vampires







If all else fails, rape yourself.



Further proving Jews and Abos are two sides of the same coin, the Jew vampire to the Abo Sun Spirit



Having a wank is technically self rape

Gay self rape


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they build nests like these and hibernate underneath them until the cans warm up



Does that make NK some sort of fucked up messiah ?



If you get drunk, have a wank and regret it once you sober up is that self rape



He is an eclipse.



Oh of course

Dan is the Father, Craig is the son and NK is the Holy dreaming spirit


Or would it be UNNA is the father, Dan is the Son

Since Dan is a modern day Dionysus and Dionysus is the basis of Jesus in terms of mythology and powers



>Dan is the Father, Craig is the son and NK is the Holy Shit




That depends if you're a girl or not



I am a dan fan man


Dan is a very bad man

He is a jew and a lizard person

He will steal a bit of your soul with every drink


Craig is a very bad man

But in his heart he wants to do good


Gonna stay off the piss tonight



You got something against Jews mate?


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Who me ?




Bottom left is about right, except I have some carpet offcuts.




Look at how happy that Nazi in the background is

I wanna be a happy Nazi


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NEETs are very good boys

They just want bux for their toys

Socially awkward and not all that bold

Their hearts are truly full of gold

Hiding from neighbours and mummybot

Make a NEET into a wagie and he will rot

Into the wilderness the NEET hears a cry

"UNNA!" says the NEET's big get gf19 as she cracks a Carlton Dry


I just woke up from a food coma.



Very good poem



Very good image



This made me smile


aboriginal chainsaw deer hunting



a boong wouldn't be able to start a chainsaw, he would have sniffed all the petrol


>tfw naked except my cumdies and a chilled goonbag on my head

the life




heh, good one.



It is quite hot but the goon is very chill



Fire and ice


I hate trains sometimes. Especially when it is full of yelling cunts.


File: 33d80843d9c513e⋯.jpg (6.39 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 2018-12-29 16.18.34.jpg)

Cleaning the shit out of the goon cave, found a ancient goon in there.

I'm not gonna drink it



What is on the VHS tape?

Why do you have those handcuffs?





I thought the NK is a rapist thing was a meme



File: e21644805c174cd⋯.jpg (4.14 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-12-29 16.25.27.jpg)

I also found this



He is depraved in ways we can't even imagine.


File: b484f8b0594c36c⋯.jpg (5.93 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-12-29 16.26.42.jpg)


They're arm and leg cuffs, makes life easier



she must have really liked you to stick around.




>passing up the chance to suckle on vintage goon




I remember that.


Misso is pissed I drank 2L of bigm ice coffee in one sitting

I know it's bad but come on, I never do that, she was also pissed about how I ate all the Christmas chocolates in 2 days. She's got it out for my sugar intake lately



The booze and darts and cones would worry me more. Not to mention your bad attitude.


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Tell her you're just getting started. Christmas has 12 days, and this is just the first.



>your bad attitude


How did you react when she said it?



i remember that video


Nice get


>Misso is pissed

I thought you said she doesn't drink




He doesn't respond to comments, he just leaves his own and then fucks off.





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>those cuffs




He is a very great disappointment.



>Happy Valley

sounds like some kind of sex cult




It is, there's also a Hope Valley which is the same but the opposite.


File: 7f159d2846968fa⋯.jpg (872.22 KB, 1872x3328, 9:16, IMG_20181229_120854.jpg)

Saw this one my travels throughout Shitbourne today. He's made it across the Nullarbor NEETs.



You're a brave man taking a pic.



i see blue astras a lot but never in wa plates



I like to imagine NK has beautiful old yellow WA numberplates



Interstate rape.



I don't like to imagine him at all. I think that when anyone thinks of him he can sense them.


Also just wondering do you guys often see numberplates of all the states and terrortories ie at least once maybe twice a week you'd have seen every state and terrortories plates or is it just a Canberra thing cuz of the pollies



He's like one of those nigger substitute monsters in Lovecraft stories



In SA I see vic and NT plaes often, the others are a bit rarer. I don't really pay attention.



>he can sense them

he can sense their fear



Victoria maybe once every few days, Queensland around the same (mainly on caravans for some reason), NT far more than SA or NSW for some reason

I spend a lot of time on the road and live in a reasonably tourist heavy area, though.



It was quickly and discreetly taken



He probably switches them out quite often


He's heading into Shitbourne CBD to pick up some boong homeless chicks I'd imagine


Fucking tourists everywhere. I could hardly move in Woolworths yesterday. Go home you scum.



never Tas?

I see Tasmania plates more than you'd think



>He's heading into Shitbourne CBD to pick up some boong homeless chicks I'd imagine

Probably gonna pick up a few Apex hotties too.



Thank fuck every Canberran hates Canberra so they leave during holidays



I wonder if cruiseys misso would hook us up with hot apex bitches



>Apex hotties

Maybe if Cruisey is with him



I can't even recall the last time I saw a Tassie plate. I'm sure I'll start noticing them all over the place now that I've made this post



Being in Sydney, I see a lot of Vic and Qld plates, a few ACT plates and the odd Tas plate, WA, SA and NT plates are very rare.


Nothing will ever interupt my search for my mother….. oh a possum



put me down for one


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Every time I look up cute unna chicks it gives me tranny shit. It's fucked. They hide them from us.



google factors your search history into its algorithm



She could hang her wig on my bedpost if she wanted if you know what I mean.


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Trannies are a white dog invention unna, real boongs know that all trannies get the spear.



>all trannies get the spear.




> get the spear



Karma is a boomerang, mate

So throw another Aussie cosmic shrimp on fate's barbie



They all look alike when you're out of range of the camp fire.


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I don't need the clap from you people



Don't worry, excessive alcohol consumption sterilizes all sex diseases


File: a878fd646bb8b9d⋯.jpg (7.26 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-12-29 17.30.25.jpg)

Phew, almost time for a drink and a wank



Well done NK.



>tfw the resident degenerate has a cleaner room than I do


Might grab a bite to eat and then head to the gym, then it will be Dan time.






wrong order


Might grab a dan to drink and then head to the dan, then it will be dan time


I don't play dead I play life

Hot fruit coming through




Buttsex twice then oral ?



>tfw dan



very nice m8



Is your floor cheapo lino that pretends to be wood ?


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Comfy Shitbourne sunset



Very nice.



Looks good.



Looks like a bomb



>Breaking News

>Melbourne just drastically improved by a nuclear bomb



did it take out all the "youths"



nah only the black ones

maybe some abbos. does victoria have any abbos?



They're Youths of African appearance now





did hueneet die?



Granny caught wind of what he was after.



Yes, but NON-RACIST journalists make sure there are at least 7 paragraphs between 'Youths' and 'of African appearance'.



and she beat him to death



Some of the executives got hungry. You could say hueneet is still with us in a way.



It was in the headline of an abc article this morning. The title has been changed now, though.



They prefer to be call Sandafrican-Americans



I hope so.


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I'm sure hueneet is around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a bit of hueneet in all of us?



Statistically speaking he was probably murdered



I asctua;ly miss him

I had dreams that when us neets take ober the bvoberment that Hue woulfd bbe australias ambasador to brazil or mamaybe be vise bversa since jair could appoint him as a joke



He never left his bedroom.



> ober the bvoberment



Not true, he mentioned having to scale his house walls to get back into his room and he also mentioned driving like a retard on occasion



Statistically speaking he was probably murdered in his bedroom by his dad.



post goon sack


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Get some real music into you NEETs.




Your NEET lore is poor. He said when he went down the street to buy something was the first time he had left the house in years.

I doubt he could drive.



very boomer



he specifically mentioned that he was "a good driver" and "laughed at people who take precaution when crossing the streets"

Admittedly he was probably lying, but I still resent your hurtful accusations


Hue would lick his families sausages and then put them back in the fridge


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Thank you.



>goon talk



He sure would

There are many reasons why he is no longer here.


went for a bike ride and saw a husky trying to play with koala that was crossing the street



Is that a gay euphemism?



I think ASIO must assassinate all our foreign posters

They keep disappearing



This post sounds like it was written by someone that has never been outside but has a vague idea of what it is like by reading other neet posts



They can't handle the banter, that is why they go.



>I think ASIO

this is a violation of NEET law



Are you suggesting he is an AI ?



Unfortunately this city has not been destroyed by nuclear hellfire




It was a mistype, I mean to type CIA not ASIO



an Autistic Intelligence



the owner was recording it. but he was a wog so I dunno if he knows how youtube works


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Do you guys remember when that guy made all those extra bruces?



Nah its proper click clack wood, vinyl floors are shit



You should use it for firewood like a real boong



>click clack wood



It's moments like the cover art of this video game that make me proud to be an australian. Then I remember I live in melbourne.



Ah, fair enough.

Mines the same pattern but lino and yeah, it's shit.



That's the classy stuff.


Great aboriginal wank


newfag trying to figure out the modus operandi of this board

having a very hard time figuring out what is ironic and is not



I am glad you enjoyed it.



Keep lurking mate.






Assume everything is ironic except our love of booze

Oh, and watch out for NK, he loves newfag arse



No he should post.



I hope you aren't that guy that said he wanted to find a board like r9k. We don't do that incel and weeb shit here.



Read the preceding 470 threads and then get back to us



What is your name little boy?



We need a replacement for Weber.



but you are neets, are you not?



Not literally.



That seat in the council shall remain absent until one can prove themselves.

Fetch me my garden tools and vegemite.



In a wider sense.



suppose I'll be on my way



Most of us used to be or have been NEETs

This boards been round a while in one form or another and shit changes over 4 years



> modus operandi

keep your boong words to yourself



You just got trips, you can't leave now.



modus = boong

operandi = speak


Hello NEETs,

Are you there ?



Goon / Good Morning / Afternoon NEETs.


File: a9fe6870e4685fb⋯.jpg (76.36 KB, 900x900, 1:1, unnamed[1].jpg)

As the first to return I elect myself to the NEET council.

All praise me.

Objections made in more than 2 minutes time shall be disregarded.








You lost buddy, i bet you feel stupid and embarrassed right now.



>tfw neither stupid nor embarrassed




A lot of the shit found inside the goon cave is actually in the video that he filmed inside the goon cave. A NEET accused me of taking that hot bitch a week or two ago.



Now i feel stupid and embarrassed.



It's all good m8

I'm just happy to see the board alive again


So what did you guys do while the site was down? i played war for the underworld.



I read my book and played some Mordheim



Amazing, can we get that goon cave video now?


>Boong Wizard doesn't get the 99999 or 00000 gets

>8chan crashes for 15 hours

Coincidence ?

You don't fuck with Boong Wizard



Slept and went with mummybot shopping. She told me yesterday old people go to the local air conditioned shops (i.e. Coles, Woolworths, local shopping centres) to sit all day to get out of the heat. At 9:30 am at Westfield Miranda today I saw this depressed old couple sitting on this seat looking down with no shopping bags. I would hate to get old like that just going to the shops to get out of the heat and doing absolutely nothing all day while having all the people around you that are shopping.



Go to the 8chan Twotter feed and look at all the conspiracy crap that appeared when the website went down in response to their outage update. People were making out like the burger land is shutting down going into war. Shutting down this site really let's the crazies out into the wild.



>let's the crazies out into the wild.

I've seen that a few times over the years when a strange site goes down

The madness % increases a bit everywhere



Is it still packed at westfields? i went there on friday and i thought it would have been less people there but nope still packed.



why are old people so retarded



Because they are retarded young people with many years practice



Yes, we are a wild bunch of NEETs. But these people are genuinely paranoid and seem to be a perfect fit for a schizophrenic diagnosis. Links without any evidence not even linking one of those strange info sites as their evidence.


It can get pretty busy comma it depends on what you want to buy and where you are going there. I wanted to get something at JB Hi-Fi which was the Samsung charger and couldn't really get any service from the people. I ended up walking out and then going down to the Samsung store and buying what I wanted. I'm some of the people inside the store can be really knowledgeable for their advice and really helpful around this time of year, but some people are generally like ah fuck it's just another day. Your experience on the day can be really good, ok or just plain shity. Plan ahead on what you want to buy.


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Welcome back neets. Less than 36 hours left to complete GF2018 - how's it looking?



I genuinely felt sorry for them, but if it was me I would probably just move out into the middle of nowhere or just to a seaside town where I could live more comfortably on the pension. What's the point of living in the city if you can't even afford air conditioning and have to go to the shops to feel comfortable?


File: 0f9602b740485ae⋯.png (13.83 KB, 492x475, 492:475, Pepeadour.png)


I have 3 half naked women sitting round my house and I'm going to gf them all

this post may contain lies


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


NK actually predicted this outcome. I was going to save this video for tomorrow but here it is now. The first part of the video is where it is relevant.


Just had a really good wank.



What did you wank to?



our very own NEET shaman.



I feel sorry for old people as well, they had it pretty good and pretty easy so to fuck it up when everything was so easy mode must be pretty depressing.

I really don't want to think about getting old.

>tfw life is 1/3 over already



I'll be taking a Dan trip this afternoon and that will likely be my last female contact all year. He better not give me a homo cashier



>Not getting a better shot of the blonde at 4:50

In response to popular demand, hopeless virginity, and epic failure, the neet council has decreed that getting a lewd enough creepshot of some qt with your phone will count as partial completion of GF2018. Get to work, neets!



I read a book and briefly contemplated what life without this place would be like


horrific wait



Boong Wizard got us GFs why are you complaing



Some neets may not have been able to survive a few hours without the gen. Press 'F' to place your bets on which neets won't be coming back.



8chan twitter comments are so fucking bizarre, they way the post I have not seen it anywhere else and I certainly don't see it here

Who are those people and why are they concerned about a site they seemingly don't use






They're likely banging their hot gfs they acquired from going outside on a saturday night. It's sad to see them go



Hitler you fucking boong, I told you, if you want to get on the council, you don't superimpose yourself there, you need to be elected

You actually were the strongest candidate for if Shire fucked off long enough for us to boot him, but yeah there isn't a vacancy and acting that way has made you a lot worse of a candidate for Councildom, does Bowral NEET still come to the thread


>tfw 8chan will probably just die one day

>tfw the only thing close to a backup we have is the discord

>tfw it's shit



I had a fight with some bitch in a restaurant.



I feel like we need to find some other imageboard that serviceable in times of blackouts

So I dunno if Endchan is anygood



>Some newfriend rocks up and wants in

>site dies

We are not accepting any new candidates.

That is aimed at you possum. Did you see the rest of that thread? They sat around for about an hour waiting for me to post nudes of you because they thought you were a chick.

They are the people you are inviting here.



eh it's not that retarded, they have low monies so they don't have an AC and they're at the age where being outside kills them so they go to Westfeild



End is good, so is 7.



Also next and 8ch.pl



>Slept and went with mummybot shopping

Maybe I'm reading that wrong.



the issue with 7 is that it doesn't have board creation so you'd be stuck to /b/

Honestly the only reason 8chan is still alive is board creation




as in Josh's infinity next, as in the imageboard so shitty that I by fucking accident crashed the whole fucking server by hitting new post continually until my fucking post went though, at which point it went through 20 times



Sounds like the perfect place for boong colonization



I honestly dunno if he means its the same one

But you do remember when 8chan was going to drastically change to an almost completly broken site

That said .mp3 implentation would of been nice and infinity next might of worked after a lot more fine tuning but in the state that they were going to bring it in just was 100% shit


Going on a clothes shopping binge



That's some good quality OC, haven't seen that in a while. I hope 2019 is a year of lots of HQ NEET OC.




/eh/ is more my speed.



kek, do it again.


Stop by Woolworths/Coles for a food binge on your way back.



Nah, that's different than infinity next.



Ah fuck, I gave away too much information. Do not go to /eh/, I couldn't handle you all finding out my secret identity.



All right, I won't.


aboriginal colostomy bag accident




One John was already more than enough



what sort of restaurant?


what are you getting? I need some new clothes but just wear gym shit if I'm not in my wagie uniform




Please calm down.

t. John.


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What are you all doing?

I've missed you.


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The usual.



Why is wojak upset? Won't pepe share?



>It can get pretty busy comma

It looks like speech to text NEET is back.



He wanted to have a no goon december



He's smug that he is able to afford a longneck while wojack is stuck to goon.



I have always been here, never left. Google's speech-to-text is getting better but it still seems to fuck it up at times.



Are you a cyborg ?



I feel like that sometimes.


@ 16:44 is how NK should get the Astra up to code for his nightly patrols:



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I did see the rest of that thread and it was pretty funny. But you never know if a quality candidate was lurking there and may one day make his way here where he will be an adornment to the board. You cannot judge them all by just the loudest posters.

Don't forget that you and I were there once too. Real talk.



>they have low monies

I salute the older generation's penchant for thrift but the pension is generous enough that you should be able to save a grand for an Air Conditioner, and pay the extra on the electricity bill it would create each quarter.

Some of them are just masochists.


aboriginal board adornment



All my shoes better still be there.




If this place dies suddenly we will go to Aus/pol/ on 4chan temporarily to coordinate our next move.



But I'm not a homosexual



That is the video where NK seems like a normal person and I almost found myself liking him.


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Well done m80s that was worth the read, it added a smile to my dial.



>seems like a normal person and I almost found myself liking him

That line shows up in so many rape reports from around Joondalup


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>NK seems like a normal person

He's pretty close to normal for our standards m8.


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I just woke up from a nap. I did my power rack at 6 this morning. doggo woke me up at 3:30 his stomach was upset and was making all sorts of weird noises again and I had to take him outside.



2016 was a great year for neet oc so surely the 6-9 connection will mean it is


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Is the final weigh in for Nurgle2018 today or tomorrow ?



You must weigh yourself at 11:59:59 tomorrow



I have been feeling pretty disappointed that my previous feelers this month for the Nurgle 2018 fuzed/fuzzed to a chair competition did not yield many people wanting to enter. It has discouraged me from buying that voucher, as only one kind NEET put himself forward to participate.



What if you let out a massive fart while weighing yourself and the weight changes ?


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The competition is wide open now that Weber is unable to post due to his fedora having constricted the blood flow to his brain for too long, rendering him brain dead and a vegetable and unable to post.



I would enter but I am a paltry 86 kg skellie



hey me too



If the fedora was surgically removed could he post again ?



Yes but he must give consent to the surgery. Sadly I do not think he is able any more.


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We complain about life on here sometimes NEETs, but look at what a world of wonders we live in.



not keen on meme flavors tbh



The ancients would marvel at such sights



You haven't even tried it you boong.



tbqh I hate vegemite



You are a disgrace. The other children were right to bully you.



Yes but I do not like change, neet


Is the heat bringing out all of this narkiness?


At my school they sold toasted cheese and vegemite rolls

Those things were heaven on a cold morning



We have 15 hours of arguing about inane things to catch up on



All the NEETs have 15 hours tfw no posts frustration



We used to get a cheesymite scroll from Bakers Delight.



I was going to ask what has happened to the >tfw depressed posters during this outage.



They probably went back to r9k



I'd imagine he was pretty depressed about the whole thing



>Real talk.


We didn't need an invitation, our auras intertwined and destiny led us to be together. NEETs will make theri way here without guidance.

If you wish to vet them so be it but I will not take part in that process.



It brought out the worst in me and left me feeling dirty.



this all sounds very gay


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Any hole is a goal.



Homo-eroticism is central to the NEET experience.



We could always make a subreddit


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NK this where the ancient goon bag came from according to my archives.




Opps didn't meant to link the post to your post.


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all the requirements have been met


Wonder what the thread was like this time last year



GF2018 isn't over - still got over 30 hours before you have to admit defeat and become gay.


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Very good NEET archive work.



exactly the same



It was part of an incomplete project. The only way to appreciate NK is to go back through the old posts and reflect on them I didn't realise how bad it was at times and that it was him.


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The goon bag is declared 11 months and 12 days old.

NK is sentenced to drink it and have a wank

Case Closed.


What will it be like in a year? In a few years? What will become of hardcore neets…maybe it's better not to think about it.



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At the start of this year it was very worrying how the NEETs mood was changing, but some of it was among the banter although still very concerning. I doubt much will change in terms of the patterns of behaviour, until Craig really gets a strangle hold on the goon market.



bit narky tbh


Who is set to be reformedNEET2019



There has been a definite change away from traditional anti-wagie neetdom in the past year. By this time next year we may be complaining about welfare leeches



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