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Some of you NEETs need to learn MODERATION. What a scandal.

Old Thread: >>135339


Unemployed aboriginal youth




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Neet role call, respond to this post once and only once to gauge the number of NEETs present.



He won't get away next time!


>752 posts




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Monk here

Still alive, getting things done, practicing moderation. Haven't felt so inspired in years. Even have a desktop wallpaper of missolini. Celebrating a good day.





*roll call

Although I suppose you could say we are each playing a role.



Still no sex tape


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>that thread that had to be deleted

As the neet of high-council status who created the replacement thread, I hereby declare the record sealed on this matter.

No more shall weber silently suffer from public discussion of his humiliating mistake.

No more will he be made, rightfully, to feel like an incompetent buffoon incapable of even the simplest task.

No longer will our good friend weber be reminded of his complete and utter failure to live up to the minimum standards expected of a human being.




nice pipe


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This is it





I changed my mind, you're indeed an active NEET


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And I just found out the only drink available is beer. That and the poisoned tap water anyway. Their problem if they get pissed I'm drunk this time.





I object.



Didn't you have a sex tape with a poojeta



>practicing moderation

That desk looks full of immoderate items mate.



What, I saw no mistake.


Cruisey is taking a long time to piss.





This is the first time since Tuesday I've had more than 2 beers.

Bright at early NEETs, up 'n at em


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Objection denied due to lack of lawful reasoning. Final thoughts on the weber matter will now be considered.



Good on you mate.



I am a member of the council and I am exercising my veto. I do not need to explain.



Sustained no bulge picture was posted.



I object on the grounds this is not a court room.



>"our good friend weber"

>Couldn't even capatilise his name ffs



NK's hammer comes down on those who are not rightous, as he is the King.



as rank 3 on the council I veto your veto



>rank 3 on the council

In your dreams. I have never even heard of you.


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Of course, sir. My apologies. This matter is now closed - I will not granting a dignity injunction against the mention of weber's mammoth-sized error. In addition, June 25th of 2019 and all proceeding years will be designated Weber Fuckup Day.



that's how I got there, nobody expected me



If you retire from the bench now there will be no further consequences. You may even keep a small part of your pension.


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Goodnight NEETs



Good night.



Good night chairman mao



I thought june 25th was my birthday


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A small part? Your councilness, my family is barely scraping by with the two hundred (You)s per month I'm currently allotted. Please - I've done as you asked. Please.



Keep this up and I will remove your Pepe posting privileges next. Have some dignity.


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Also started wearing these gook sandals

No more dirty feet for this NEET!



I don't undestand'




possum lust makes all the biddies jelly


i love you in a non sensual way


That is [aptart of my job description




I can omnly talk to uyou in tha way I alk to you whan I am on the gen



UI like you a lot

i ohpr e you rse gouing ok

My banner is up top

The omne with the pic of ""the pouioomneere

That is in my office npw



It is tight and unready



Sup baby




Hey you sexy thing

What the fuck

s's going om cunt?



What do you nemenan by " a good day"?



>he minimum standards expected of a human being.


weber goes obave and beyond for us a;ll



Well that's promising I guess. You don't wanna catch a cold, especially after the numerous STDs I assume you caught in GookLand.



I bet he has the joxzz face video


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I am off to bed NEETs. Goodnight to you all. A special good night to my drunk NEET. I know you are drunk but I have appreciated your kind sentiments towards me tonight. It has been so good to have someone like you to talk to over the past year. You are a champion.

Sweet dreams NEETs.



I am bac I had to change tracky acks



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Thanks for noticing my perverted screenshots. Here's some tight 20 year old Ukrainian arse-shots just for you.



>I had to change tracky dacks

Did you have an accident?



I am genuinely sorry If in any way I have disapointed you

You are and have been a tRUE friend

I hope to see you soon

You are a real pal and I cant express how much value you have been to me and to he gen as a whole4

You are a truly good peerson which is truly rare




Fuck I hate gum trees



You have not disappointed me. I am very impressed by how well you have done and are still doing.

>You are a truly good person

I try but it is easier to be good when you get to type everything out. When you are living your life in the moment it is harder to be everything we might like to be. I am only human and pretty fucked up.



Please dont misconstrude my drunk ramvbligs for drunk rambligs

OI thuinbnk you are you are great

You are an exceptional person and an asest to society.

A truly beutuiful character that the wiorld needs more of

I locve you in a way you undersatnde

You are a great perwson

We all need you in our lives





I mean i

not just in the state I am in

You are a good person.

Good night



Thank you. Realy. From the bottom of me heartt.



You are perfect in the way I see you.


buncha slack jawed faggot round here



And its beautiful.



LOVW is good for the sou;


getting learned instead of getting beerd tonight



Really, I was about to ask you if I could come ssee you But i din't want to alarm you

You are a good one

Take that to heart



As a memer it is your right

VETP confirmed



weber bulge imeinent???



A good choice.



It is August



sweet dreams



kprea boo gf can you post your feet>?

I am not sexually atreacted to feel but I feel as though the more of you body the better

I will ask for your stomach at alater date



Thank you



I started peeing on the wway

I anm ,m drubk



Wasn't the eternally-remembered mistake made around June?



weber deserves exceptions

I do not undefrsatabnmd or remember [procceeding prior to the current date.


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>I started peeing on the way



OIt's only funnt fortr you

I gjhave ny tracky dacjk s in the waasher aker===readu.


I am in coheterenet



uhh thanks


NEETs I'm watching a doco on the history of the chinese revolution and I think I'm becoming a commie



wgisch post are oyou replyoing tiy?



Watch a Nazi one next and that will bring you back to the centre.



there are no neets in commieland


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weed lmao



maybe homosexuality is not so bad


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Thaen going to dbed

GOOD night freiedends



don't know what the fuck you're on about but sleep tight and don't spew on the missus



I suppose most of them since most are me

either way hows the misso been



I know exactly what you're on about. Sleep tight and spew on the missus.



you cheeky little cunt



Not until you're HIV+



he's drunk



I was able to ascertain at least that much from his post


Got so gooned I comfortably passed out for a couple hours there.

I'd like to award 10 points to myself for keeping a buzz since 1pm and not ups-chucking.



You're becoming a functional alcoholic my friend




I will drink my way into wagery, and then back again.



maybe one day you'll drink yourself to the shores of sobriety


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Seriously, if only Mao was some kind of technocratic fascist in the modern era we could build a hyper efficient post-industrial modern Rome and conquer the planet



I think I'll treat this as the last hurrah for a good long while. Not going to outdo that.


Fuck up every sparrow on the planet.


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The body language from the ball-kid in the 3rd image tells exactly what I was thinking, "Why does she even bother pulling the skirt/dress down?"



honestly I heavily believe humanities last hope is Musk or some other space entrepreneur that is separate from the system


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>buzz since 1pm and not ups-chucking

If you can still say that tomorrow morning then I shall give you another 10 points (or just a (You), whichever is cheaper ;)


It's either that or the cold floors of a mortuary.



Do you like tennis or just slavish asses?


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Both, though I've never seen a tennis match irl (and perhaps a Slavic arse?).



to be honest both are better on tv


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In some ways, yes. But I need to experience it at least once. Perhaps if I start saving now I'll have enough to attend next year's 'Brisbane International' tournament. But knowing my luck none of the women I like will turn up.


Big aboriginal piss



(You)s are priceless.



so the Tump is saying his own immigration laws are flawed where is the wall


golden oak is the best



>his own immigration laws are flawed

No, the laws that were in place before he was elected. Whatever they were, I really have no idea I'm just pissed that none of our 'leaders' will acknowledge the problems - and in some instances actual murder - caused by immigrants/rapefugees/457 visa-holders etc.



It's pretty damn good.


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He has some good walls


>tfw you can;t remember which number cup you're on

Gotta be careful, don't wanna end up on the bathroom floor tomorrow morn body-fapping whilst simultaneously wishing the Port Arthur Massacre never happened.






only for israel, not america


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good night white devil


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While neets goon their brains away on a Saturday night I scheme and plot for domination


Might just fuckin pull the trigger and go into officeworks tomorrow and buy an ultrawide, im sick of my monitors



How close are you to getting there?


Night, NEET.



Probably won't regret it. I mean you might regret getting it at an outlet, I doubt they give good prices.



I already control my laundry from those pesky ants



Good job, you're already conquered one species.



Now If I can just get those nasty cockroaches out of my cumdies






suprise an american knows aboue the boongs


what do I even want from life

what even is life



Have a wank +/ goon +/ binge.



This is life



The new Simpson's show developed by the creator of it seems a little over the top



Those are some impressive expressions on the terrifying goblins you got there.


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Extremely disappointed. I wanted the skeleton to remerge with her body.



>tfw tired


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Here's some skeletons for ya


Tfw extremely depressed


Anyone itt



Yeah. I'm just playing some indie metroidvanias or whatever. Probably won't be asleep until 4am, had a goonnap earlier.



How much did you drink



Not all that much, like 1L at most. Accompanied by a hearty binge. Very lightweight snooze.


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> Afternoon is great to just bask into the sunlight while doing absolutely nothing

> Have to go back to wage in an hour



what did you binge on?


this reminds me I should do something nice outside tomorrow.

is your job tolerable?



Bunch of greek food. Their servings are ridiculous. Enough to put a guy to sleep. Which it did.



I'm feeling a dejavu here.


>something nice outside tomorrow.

Become a sex predator.


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I own a hardwarestore. Its meter from my house so i basically work "from house". So yeah, its pretty good. I can't complain at all. Though i would really like to close down a couple of hours earlier and enjoy the day.


>I'm feeling a dejavu here.

Its what i would like to do every day to be fair.



I actually enjoyed the sunlight today, feels weird



There's nothing better than a winter's sunlight. Specially around august.



looks comfy

are you in the south?

I always pictured argentina as tropical looking in my mind


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Nah. I'm from Buenos Aires

You have a tropical setting around the province of Misiones.



Argentina as a whole is too far down to the south to be tropical.


>Iguazu Falls

I have been there, it's pretty cool and I strongly considered jumping down to commit sudoku but chose not to.

Not sure if someone who doesn't expect them can see but the place is covered in bridges so you can walk around above the river and right besides the falls. You'll be sprayed by the mist raised by the turbulent falling water and it feels pretty nice and there's always a woman going batshit because it ruined whatever hair treatment that hates water she had.



>I have been there, it's pretty cool and I strongly considered jumping down to commit sudoku but chose not to.

are you depressed



Got any hot boongs there?



>Got any hot boongs there

Not really. Most indians here are Peruvian tier. So big square face, chink eyes an awful bodies.



I just don't care anymore, nowadays I'd push as many people as I can down and then follow their lead. Should be pretty easy the walkways are slippery and boomers love going there.



neetking you cunt



You can also hop on boats and get really close to the waterfall.


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My cat found a rat in my backyard and he looks like he's about to rape him up the unna cuz



Fuck you white cunt


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Holy fucking shit. I'm hung over and all fucked up. I can't remember going to bed. I can't taste vomit so that's a plus.

Oh fuck I'm twitching and shaking.




Please disregard this post.


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Present. Woke up much later than planned, but it felt good.



Good morning. I was getting lonely.


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Aren't we all? Also



Good morning NEETs.


Good morning drinky.


Good morning Seppo.



Morning cunt, how have you been?


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Jesus Christ, how horrifying.


Morning all!

Went to bed before this thread was created.

Got a bit worried when I saw Judge Pepe and my name being thrown about.

Must be how Cheesy feels when he drops in and sees a bunch of mentions.



I am well thank you.


Good morning. I did not inform the judge about your long list of other offences he did not know about.




Are you renouncing drinking? Is this going to be it?



>I did not inform the judge about your long list of other offences he did not know about.

Good morning.

It's a good thing you didn't. That would have been prejudicial, or sub-judice as we say in the biz.



I doubt it.



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Well I'm getting more light on how my grandma moving in will be.

I know for sure my grandma is one of the handful of people in my family who is actually sane, but my parents are playing up this image of a crazy elder. They're also moving everything around the house to make it "elder-safe" or whatever and they plan on replacing the house's entire floor. I already know I'll go from "intermittent and little sleep" to "no sleep at all" for the next few months at least. All because they have this tendency to make up problems that don't exist and ignore the existing ones. My grandmother doesn't need any of this nor does she have any of it in her own house, my father one time tried to force a jar opener on her and she said "I'm not a faggot, I can open jars"

They want to get her a "helper", as the only one who ever talks to my grandma to hear about her I know her old "helper" didn't really do anything but the very basics so she could collect her salary and even that my grandma hated, so I know there's going to be some sort of conflict about that new helper who will either do nothing and upset my parents or do too much and upset my grandma who will be in the presence of my parents to tell them she hates it.

The food situation will be interesting, because I'm the only one who suffers from lack of food and drink as I'm the only one who doesn't eat out, but with my grandmother in there'll either be a sharp change of behaviour showing my parents are self aware or they'll starve her until she tells my parents to get food, at which point they'll either double down or temporarily mend the issue as is their solution for everything.

We have been lying to her about what me and my parents are like for a long time. She thinks my parents are good people, and that I'm not a NEET. My parents haven't even hinted at what we should do about that.

The worst thing there is is an uncertain future.


That feel when waking up to natural sunlight






As opposed to unnatural sunlight?



As opposed to waking to NK shining a spotlight in your eyes.



Gran is cool.

Is there any way you can become her helper?



The sunlight is better than that.


>tfw can't drive but want HJ's



shireNEET delivers



I don't know how to use uber.

I don't have a card that I can buy stuff online with or paywave.



23 July. It was replaced by "General #149 - Factory Recall Edition".



Oh, I had no idea what all that was about last night til now.



No chance. Daddybot would have pitched it to me at the very first chance he got if he deemed it acceptable, as he's always desperate about money.

For instance I have a younger brother who made the dumb mistake of ceding to my parents's wishes of putting him to work at their company, he doesn't get paid, works their 6 days a week routine, and receives the same treatment I do except his is worse because when they're away from me they're still with him.


I've had little miss lover stuck in my head all morning. I haven't listened to that album in a very long time.

I guess the family trust pulls all of Jimi's stuff from the net.



Can you do it for free and live with granny?



11 year old me asked to be raised by grandma instead, and basically after a shitstorm they said no, reviving that memory would make it a no even if they support the idea which I doubt.



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This made me lol loudly.

Drummers are fucking weird.

Their heads don't work in the same way as humans.

This is what he is playing


It's probably the most sampled little groove ever.



Yes, I made that replacement thread.

*starts walking away*

oh, and NEET?

*rushes back and sweeps your keyboard off your desk so that it clatters onto the floor as you look on in shock and confusion*

Correct a Councillor in public again and you'll regret it, kiddo.



I instantly interpreted that drum line as references to a gorillion other soundbits I have heard from a gorillion different pieces of media and mediums and my brain shut off, what the fuck.



Send the missus.



the life of the lowlyNEET



>three whole (You)s

The lord has blessed me a bounty today


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I thought of Aphex or the prodigy or something when I first heard it.

I was looking for a decent take of this but I think the only person who can play it is the guy who made it.

No one can even write it properly.

Guy in this vid is the drummer.


Doggo and I are back from our walk. Was pretty good out there. A bit cold. I am looking forward to the end of winter. The plovers have started swooping us again.




Those cunts are worse than magpies.



If the dog is in front are you walking the dog or is the dog walking you?



End of summer over here, looking forward to winter myself. Couldn't ever stand the heat like I could the cold. Good to hear you and doggo had a good walk though.



You are a better man than I; right now I'm sitting in a swannie by the pool with the doggo and thinking about going for a walk in the bush later when it warms up a bit.


I just saw two magpies attack a crow in my neighbour's backyard. I wish I had a gf so we could swoop down and attack people in public; a one-man rape team isn't much fun.


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Good morning freeters and NEETs. Oooooohhhhhhhhhh look who's decided to come out of his room and join us all!! Hi NEET!!



When it's hot you have no choice but to melt and not like in my japacomics, when it's cold you can at least cover yourself in more clothes. Being in the cold is much better.



Good morning Karen.



Good morning Karen.



morning qt



Morning hun


Gonna take a shower and clean up, last day off so I think I'll do something productive with it.


Agreed. Hope it snows again too though it's rare farther south. An extremely comfy time to enjoy some hot cocoa and it gives the AC a break.


G'morning NEETs

Now is the time for the sober NEETs to look at the hungoverNEETs and feel superior in a non arseholeish way.



Good morning.

Personally I feel that if a NEET can't hold his booze - can't maintain coherent sentences on the Gen when drunk - then he has no business drinking.


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>non arseholeish way.

That would be appreciated.


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This is what I thought of, not Aphex.

These percussive samples are from that, I'm sure of it.


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lol at the review on his bandcamp

Venetian Snares, currently out on bail, once again

makes a way better Venetian Snares record than you

could ever make! Detrimentalist, Venetian Snares'

332nd official studio album of disgusting ejacutronic

rave horn is fresh off the bakery truck to pluck out

your brain cells and replace them with inescapable

k-hole oblivion! This is really a roots record for

Mr.Snares, revisiting those days when jungle was more

about energy and experimentation than a strict

formula. Those days before they took out all the good

bits between the kicks and the snares! More and more

snares between the snares from Snares, this is jungle

at it's most invigorating! Aaron "sparkling water"

Funk is not watering it down this time, these beats

shoot thick and sticky! Bass that makes your colon

drop like you grew a new nut out your ass! Over 20

people were harmed in the creation of this record! If

you want some kinda IDM bloop beats with a bunch of

effeminate pads off your fucking nord or something

then you will hate this record. All tracks produced on

just 45 laptops and 81 midi synthesizers! Artwork by

Arnold Steiner aka AS1 Projects.

I must still be drunk, this shit is hitting me just right.



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Happy sunday, Ausneets!



Good morning.


I was just thinking about that gumtree purchase I made the other day. I drove over to this woman's house. She saw me park outside and brought the item out on the veranda. I examined it, we made a bit of small talk, I paid, took it and left.

I was just thinking that I did not look at the woman once. Even seeing her bringing it out onto the veranda I just sort of looked out of the corner of my eye for the briefest instant.

I bought something from this woman and talked with her but I could not tell you anything about what she looked like. I would not recognise her face if you showed me a picture of her. I could not tell you even what colour her clothes were. Whether she was fat or thin. Old or young. I did not look at all.

I think there is something wrong with me. I just didn't look.



Good morning Argie.



That is the best way to make a purchase.



>I just didn't look.

Are you sure of that? Maybe you did look and just can't remember.



I trudge around staring at the ground, hunched over like a beast.


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Look again


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Seen your cousin lately?



Shit, I'd forgotten the ferals existence.

I used to get stoned and watch that, it was quite amusing.



Fun show


might go outside today



Sounds wise. sunshine and fresh air do a NEET's soul good.



just took my doggo for a walk. it is overcasted and not really a good day. you should reconsider.



The forecast was pretty good here but I haven't opened my windows to check yet so for all I know the sun chose not to rise today.






Very late to the party neet, care to explain why you were absent on a Saturday night?


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I gotta say, Camel's are a pretty alright smoke. Especially these Turkish Royals. I've been getting the gold packs and it's not bad at all for the price of $5. Smooth taste, smells like vanilla and toffee and bold. But from what I understand the red packs taste like arse. Usually I get American Spirit Blacks but they cost an extra 5 and don't taste as well as the Turkish Royals. Fine quality tobacco in both packs but the American Spirits have no additives and are as natural as you can get. Either way both of them taste much better than Malboro or needless to say Pyramids.

Want to move on from ciggies more towards cigars. Olivas were a first for me and I can still remember how well it tasted, and it lasted at least an hour for a smoke.



A disgusting habit.



Fags just aren't the same without bloody toilet bowl pictures on the box



Little do they know it only makes me horny.


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Do they have that kind of packaging in hueland? I assumed third world countries just don't give a shit about cancer


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We do, with pictures of aborted babies in jars, erectile dysfunction scares and mutilated bodies, and messages saying something along the lines of "this is what happens if you smoke".


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Are your smokes taxed to shit too?



Yes. Which is why everyone buys ready blunts at the nearest park, they're much cheaper.

Anti-smoking campaigns didn't work too well.




They just started selling my brand of baccy, Capstan, in Australia again which is nice.

I'm smoking a bit less too because it's nice strong tobacco.



I was here last night, just couldn't be fucked replying.



A response truly worthy of neet council membership, well done



Problem with smoking nice tasting tobacco is that you're smoking more than you should. With a strong smoke you're less inclined to smoke more. Should probably stop getting the gold's because of this.



One more time, yes. I avoided any contact and i'm strong on my nofap and noporn.



Good job, friend.



Laziness is next to godliness.


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Thanks, chief. I really needed some Australian hindsight that day.


It feels fantastic to wake up not hungover



God himself is lazy as fuck.

No doubt.



I was thinking just the same thing this morning



Yes it is great.



If I made an entire universe I'd probably use it as an excuse to spend the rest of my days metaphysically wanking, too


sup NEETs,

good news, McCain is dead



That's how anime was born.



God made the universe just so he could watch women in the shower.



Good news indeed. Ol' songbird McCain is burning in hell as we speak.




That gentleman you mention is of very little relevance to an Australian NEET forum.


Weber was it this weekend you were taking your mummybot out for a birthday meal?



Really? It's like the fucking UN around here at the moment.



Nah, we have slightly less uppity niggers



Everything else Japan has tried in the past couple of centuries has gone pretty badly so I guess giant robots and lolis are as good a choice as any



We're going to one of the better hotels this evening for a meal. Bloody woman didn't want to do anything.



It slows down US warmongering which does effect Australia, so it's a good day to be anti-war



That's a shame, i quite like their chips



Give her my regards.



Will do.



They've done it again.





You are going to have to stay sober all day.







Who else is signing up for the AusNEET 3 day moderation course? No more than 3 standard drinks per day.

Entry starts at 1 pic of a cute Asian girl each



So I can only drink 2 and a bit beers? Do I just leave three quarters of a can in the fridge for tomorrow?



Tip it all down the sink.



i dont like this, how about as long as you stay under .1 percent then your good.



I will never join such a cult



I have zero pics of Asian girls, cute or otherwise.



I can have a couple of cans of Adnams this afternoon and be safe to drive.



For every beer they don't drink, I'm going to drink an extra three.




I can do that easy enough, I only drink twice a week so that means I get 21 SDs a week which is what I do anyways



degenerate, at the very least use it for a beer batter to make some lovely fish and chips for a Binge


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No asian pics but I accept your challenge.



It's not an average, buddy



I consume 15-18 standard drinks per night on weekdays, and closer to 30 per day on weekends.



what the fuck mate







It's easily done. Long neck of beer before dinner, bottle of red for/with dinner, couple of fingers of scotch for supper. Weekend, do all that, but throw in six 500ml cans of beer, and more scotch.






I would be a walking corpse if I did that everyday.



I'd be homeless if I spent that much money on grog



You have to build up to it, mate. You don't just wake up one day and run a marathon.

Genetics probably help too.



how much do you spend on alcohol a week?





Just a six pack of cans and few glasses of scotch on the weekend is enough for me.



An irresponsible remark.



Dunno. $250 probably.



>$1000 a month on grog

Dan must be very pleased with you.



You'd think he'd arrange for me to win one of his overseas holiday competitions members get entered in each month.



thats about $13000 a year. you must be a rich NEET.



Stressed wage slave NEET, yes.





Even a six pack after work each day adds up fuckin fast

$100 for the work week then 2 * $25-30 10 packs. One of the biggest reasons I'm kicking the Dan



You could buy a neetsubmarine for that kind of money




I'd drink more if I thought there was a nigger in my house.



and to think I worry if spending 50 bucks on a carton once or twice a month is a bad use of money



It's only 2 and a half grand if he only drinks Golden Oak




Yeah, but there are wagie wankers who spent $50+ per week on coffee.



Yeah it's expensive, might cut Dan out of my life completely.



Drink goon instead, much cheaper, 6 packs are a waste of money



It wouldn't be a very good one for $13k.



Can't control my goon intake responsibly even if I use a measuring cup.

Always go too far, at least when theres a dozen empty beer cans on my desk it guilts me into going to bed.


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Don't complain about the prices NEET, it's not my fault we've got a jewed governent, I can only do so much but that said I've got the best $10 Goon on the Market so drink up poor neets



we're not fussy people



>it's not my fault

>sold out to a jewish megacorporation



Imagine being stuck on a submarine with that bossy NEET who is always trying to get people to improve themselves.



A box of Golden oak is 30 drinks at 4l, if you want only 1 SD from golden oak then you'll need 133.333ml which is very close to a half cup



He'll be swimming with the fishes


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they gave me cancer so I'd be forced to sign, I wanted the money to build the NEET Commune when the time comes for me resurection



How much is Golden Oak. I should try buying 7 boxes as an experiment one week instead of the usual combos.


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This is wine-o tier


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golden oak is the nectar of the gods



>the nectar of the gods

The boong gods maybe

I hear the waggyl likes golden oak



Please stop posting the false prophet.



When his only prophecy are his low, low prices there's not much ground to be false on.



So he makes a false profit ?



I don't drink much, I just can't handle it.



Heh, nice.



They might take advantage of you if they find you in an inebriated state.


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These are fucking amazing.

Dipping them in kfc supercharged sauce.


I haven't had a drink for months now, too fucking poor.



have u tried gettin a job el oh el



What is this "job" thing of which you speak ?



>what even are bootstraps



Dan is the modern incantation of Dionysus, with NK being the modern Zeus


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I just looked up this "job" business.

Seems pretty jewish.


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Neets, joint then to bed. Have a good Sunday over there.



Cheers m8, sleep well.



You too, Lionel



see you nigger



Why are all the old threads locked now ?



We noticed.



Post limit.



Yeah, just I've never seen the padlock on them before.



Someone a while back went looking for threads with left over posting slots and was bumping them.



Would have preferred a pic of the real thing mate.


Why does KFC always provide bbq sauce and plum sauce by default?



Ah, that makes sense.



It is an edict from the Rothschilds.



Not again!



Kosher Fried Chicken




What should I look for in cheap vodka and liquor, alcoNEETs?






I hope this is not you Cruisey.



I want it cheap, not shit


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I've smoked all but 7 cigarettes from the 5 packs I smuggled back from gook world in 4 days. FUCK



That is not good.



Drink enough and only the former matters



No it wasn't



That is a relief.



A good bunch of mixers so you can get over it tasting like gasoline.

Cheap spirits is sort of an oxymoron in Australia anyway. Still it mostly depends on what you like. I'd say go for stuff that promises a bite if you don't want a nasty potato aftertaste.


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I thought using your birth year as part of your username was a millenial-only thing to do. Tickles my fancy to see someone in their 50s do it.


The International was fucking hectic



The Clive Owen film? I watched it once, half-drunk, and it didn't make much sense.



No the video game tournament


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YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!



I have decided that some of them are and some of them are not.



The practice has died out a lot now that using your actual name on the internet is the norm. Can't say I ever took the chance to do it myself though.



centrism is the way of the future



You may be correct there, you may be not.


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It's all about balance.



>actual name on the internet is the norm

Gotta say, I never thought I'd see the day.



I blame faceberg


I've got chills, they're multiplying.



It's a strange strange world and I'm not sure how to feel about it



Are you losing control ?



look at me, i'm sandra pee



No everything is fine.




Here's a link to Dan's selection of vodka up to a $50 price range. Look for positive reviews and 'Award Winner' labels. I can't help you beyond this.



Im trying to learn pixel art for what ever reason. its pretty interesting all the techniques they use to make it looks better.



Pixel art animation still looks like a nightmare.



I demand to know the reason.



thats your opinion i rather like it.


i thought that i needed a hobby and i liked the aesthetics of pixel art



This is an acceptable reason.

Carry on pixel arting.


thats it this thread made me need a beer. time to chug some stuff.



Good to find something to do, just promise me if you do get more serious with it not to make it look intentionally like shite. I've run across so many of those fuckers who do that for "artistic" reasons just to guise their bad skill.


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Truly horrifying.


>Are you genki or cranky today?

What did they mean by this?




>thats your opinion i rather like it.

You've misunderstood me. I meant that animating pixel art looks like a nightmarish process that would take forever.



genki is apparently asian for fine/healthy/energetic.



This shit would be easier to do on an old EGA or VGA computer in 320x200 or whatever.



I still do it



oh i havn't even tried doing that i can barely draw picture so far.



Godspeed, NEET.


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a mean post.


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Now I understand.

Yeah, it looks pretty laborious.



I was in the mood for something more savoury.



You are to cigarettes what I am to goon


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Something in the rice family would have moved me more. Maybe a paella.



Rice is bad for you.



You better shape up


I would like to know how to make those raining gifs.



He just needs a man



Watch out NEET, he's got his sights set on you.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Ooh ! Ooh ! Ooh !



Why is there a piece of green vegetable desecrating this masterpiece of pizza and hamburger?



Those fuckers in the Big Pickle Industry ruin everything



I've got a big pickle



Is it scrumpt-diddly-umptious?



it tastes like sweat and spilled goon



Never trust a NEET that knows the taste of his own pickle


hows the sunday going lads


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I meant theoretically



it's going

how bout you, neet?



I got reverse-NEETdom in a few hours. It seems the harder I work the more hours they cut, luckily I got a member of management to oversee my lacking of hours to get some extra $$$.



Lol, I was gonna name you FlexibleSpineNEET



ouch, i'm lucky enough to work as much hours as I want, besides the 14 hour 14 day bullshit, but I can accumulate hours pretty quick. Just gotta show the results, I guess. Management doesn't want 100 hours of wank overtime, eh



>Management doesn't want 100 hours of wank overtime

Unless you work at a sperm donation clinic



We should have one of those at the NEET compound


do alliums real?


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.. that is true.



You volunteering?



>sperm donation clinic

Let's face it, most of us are genetic trash and would never qualify to give donations at a sperm clinic.




We could save it up and give it to Karen for a Christmas present



I'm not genetic trash I'm just an idiot. Like a Ferrari driven by a retard



>Management doesn't want 100 hours of wank overtime

There's been a few times where I just fucked off because I did more than what I was supposed to, but they shouldn't have hired me if they didn't expect my autism to be so potent while maintaining or cleaning things.


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we get a scope and hours to work within, so sometimes I'll come in on the weekend and smash out a fair few hours of work, then take it easy during the week. Management don't really mind if we get the jobs under gp/ time, and it leaves the door in operable order/ won't fail before 12mo warranty expires. Really, we manage ourselves, leading hand and op manager watch the bottom line.



For me I'm supposed to be part of a different department, hell I essentially am aside from an old man and an absolute bumblefuck nigger that's putting in his 2 week notice soon. But with the facility run by a 5:1 ratio of managers and workers I pretty much answer to everyone. It'd be nice if they just let me do my own thing most of the time and not drag my ass into doing shit that I wasn't technically hired for, like heavy lifting and the like.

Also that's some sticky goodness.


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It's fucking lovely outside today.

Saw a Kookaburra and also encountered an old boy smoking bongs who seemed quite embaressed, didn't take a photo of him.



It certainly looks as you describe, might head to a state park again soon and take some pics of the local nature reserves.






Yeah, if they won't pay overtime just take a couple hours off. I got yelled by hr and my boss at my old job for 2 hours overtime one week. They said I could get overtime but I didn't realize that there was an unwritten rule that I was never supposed to use it.


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I have watched three movies today, 'Coma', 'They Look Like People' and 'Miracle Mile'.

Coma was pretty good and They Look Like People wasn't too bad.

Miracle Mile was terrible.



>Miracle Mile was terrible

Did it at least end with a bang?



Yeah, it was over dramatic and without acting ability.

And I watch shit movies anyway.



Did you watch Shawshank yet?



>'They Look Like People'

>…a man who believes that humanity is being secretly taken over by (((evil creatures))).

Could this be an allegory for something? Naturally, it takes place in New York.



That wasn't me but I've seen that a couple times.


The basic story was pretty good. B grade actors but that was ok because the story didn't get too retarded and loose.


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so i tried drawing Dan in my pixel art. it still work in progress i will try an draw different things and get back to him. i made his head to thick, and the little details aren't quite there but one day i will make a good picture of Dan.



It's a bloody good attempt, NEET, if a bit cross-eyed.


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Look mate, it's not that hard.



that does help thank you.


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Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

>took a Dan picture from earlier in the thread

>opened it in MS Paint

>resized to 64x64


>opened https://codepen.io/lonekorean/details/uHxBp

>draged dan.jpg to it

>screenshot generated art

>crop in MS Paint



Fuck sake, theres something wrong with my PSU fan, its making an awfully annoying noise.

Just took my whole PC apart and blew out the dust but it still makes the noise.



Fan bearing prolly on the way out.



Bearing is shot m8, get a new one before it stops spinning and burns your house down.



no i not an idiot i knew you did that but it helped visuals how to do some of the features on his face like the slight smile he has.




Is it easy?



Depends on the PSU. The cheap ones probably aren't easily user-serviceable, the fancier ones are.




>like the slight smile he has

I'd call it more a smirk.

Like an "I fucked your missus while you were passed out drunk" look.


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Reading up on the Assize of Arms 1181 for reasons, some funny items I'm sure some of you would appreciate.



I'd bet my dole cheque no jew ever gave away his mail hauberk.



How much fighting do you think any jew actually did?



If only Dan was around to compete with his low, low hauberk and goon pricing.



None, they just sold really shitty chainmail to the people who did.

Dead customers can't complain.


Kek, see above.



The kind that requires you to be asleep or in some form incapable of fighting back.



lol, I like it. It really captures what he is about.



look at this tech wizard go.



Yeah, that's bloody good for a first attempt.

His eyes do look like he's been at his own stock though.


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IDF issues nappies to their soldiers because they keep wetting themselves when the Palestinian kids throw stones.


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Are you slandering the elite jew fighting forces ?


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what pocket knife should i get?



Probis M9





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>tfw no IDF protector gf to kill rock throwers for me


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Leatherman Charge, most useful thing I ever bought.

Bit pricey though.



I'd betray my beliefs with that second one


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Join the Chosen.


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Microtech Marfione Custom Halo V 3X OTF Knife (13.75" Brend Mirror Polish)



Do they sell that with pants with a really fuckin' big pocket ?



Spyderco Dragonfly 2



One of my dark secrets is browsing /jewess/


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No that's extra.


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Good God.


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There's only room for one Temptation of the Jew around here, bucko.


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Ha HA !!

Dans a joo


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The vineyard Kibbutz needs protection.



That is the face of a man who is going to engage in entirely unwanted small talk as I try to check out.



Just do what I do m8, as soon as they ask how your day has been just tell them it's none of thier Fucking business



And then rape you


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There are no (((coincidences)))


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This is what you get when you support the Chosen people.


Last time I went to the bookshop in town the strange cunt behind the counter started ranting at me about Trump completely unprovoked.

It felt like being stuck in a live facebook post.


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damn some fake ass bitches there


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Support God.

Support Israel.


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It only seems that way because you've spent so long fantasising about cattle.


Most effective propaganda they've had yet.


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US is full of kikes.

Israel is full of Jews.

The US is the golden calf that once it falls the rubble left from their debauchery will be the foundation for the New Temple. The New Jerusalem.


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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste anne frankly I won't tolerate them.



More impressive than most deepfakes I've seen.



lol I had the Zappa one as a shirt.


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the bigger the udder, the bigger the shudder


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Israel is the leader in medical marijuana R&D.


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with aussie financing, sure.



C'mon m8, it's getting a bit boring now.

Some jew women are worth a rape or two but jews suck.


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We want to start exporting but the rest of the world can't control their people.


Fuck you.


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Going to fuck another gook tonight


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more like we'll grow a shit tonne here like the opium in tasmania and lose out to big pharma tableting and making propriety blends that cost insurance millions instead of allowing da ole bloke a good sniff and smoke', ya know.



And they'll never cook you bacon and eggs either.


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Why. The first proastie was just a disaster for you.


I have to keep putting managers off at work who want to try out Israeli infosec devices. Every tech company there is founded/staffed by ex-Mossad and I don't want their spyware on the network.


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A man after my own heart.



The photos look genuine and realistic. I'm feeling horny. Maybe it will be different.



Well here's hoping it goes well for you, man. Report back if it was any good.


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How much are you spending on this asian strumpet?



Now THERE'S some sexy jews !!!



What's the bet they don't have to meet their contractual obligations if they can't hack it / don't feel like it anymore?



Expect a post about 9pm awst



Might bring extra for raw suck



m8 they sell their spyware to everyone, I don't think they give a shit if it's legal or not



I'm not taking that bet



That sort of price is probably why it's a lucky dip with chink prostitutes.


>tfw old enough to remember when all the whores were white junkies



Yeah I know. I'm not knowingly/willingly installing their shit on a network that's deemed critical infrastructure though.



Man, even when I was a wee lad looking through classifieds there were plenty of gooks.


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Why don't you have a gf yet neet?



They can back that booty into my oven any time



Broke, fat, unlikable, uncharismatic.


>cute IDF women

Not fair :(




not really though but that would be a really convenient excuse


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Cruisey did you get to those markets and to church today?



Because I filled in the forms at cenno wrong.

They sent her to my old address.


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What is with all the arab women spam ITT?



I just went out for the first time today.

Got a giant feast and a 10 pack of wicked wings then listened to Billy Thorpe full blast coming home.

That pic does not represent me.



Hi Max long time no see


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Being big only half the battle


you used to laafff about what some fuckhead was talkin about now we just messin about wid da jewwwwwwws how does it feeeeel?



>a 10 pack of wicked wings

A very good choice.



Trump said Ausralia was America's greatest ally, even though it was just a gesture that won't mean much I'm guessing the kikes are sperging out



American leaders call everyone their best friend. I saw a video of it once. Literal third world shitholes were being called "no better friend" by US presidents.



What ?



Does anyone else feel sick after eating spaghetti made from regular (ie full fat) mince from the supermarket?




Nope, sorry.

I only click on youtube links posted by NEETs who can form coherent sentences.



I tried to exchange the tendies in the feast for them but he said no.

My local one cooks them perfectly.



You forgotten who the new deputy is?



I did and it was good.



I buy lean mince. The idea you need fat for taste is wrong in my opinion.



It is the opinion of science m8.



Do you drain the fat from your mince?


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meh your loss cunt 8 . 9 . 10oz my last post got eaten



science is racist


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What the fuck is this timeline we live in


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I've just done some quick math and realised its actually cheaper to buy woolworths self raising flour for $0.75 and bake your own bread instead of buying the cheapest loaf at $1.50.

The flour also has more total kj in it as well, 14500kj~ in a 1kg bag of flour compared to the 6600kj~ in the bread loaf. Based on the recommended adult consumption of 8700kj a day (60900 in a week), you could theoretically only spend $5.25 on 7 bags of flour each week, for a total of 101500kj~. So basically, you could "comfortably" live off of 5 bux a week assuming you bought nothing else and still have a surplus left over.



wonder if that babe can tell me my future, or even my past



That's what I was getting at the other night when somebody mentioned bread prices and I said to look up the ingredients.




Cheap shit bread is 80 cents a loaf though.



SR flour makes pretty shitty bread.



I (an artisan) grow my own wheat and grind my own flour with my horse (also an artisan).



It's cheaper to look through the dumpsters outside bakeries at night and just get the bread for free



You'll have to stab an abbo or two to get it though


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Your horse is an artisan?


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Now I am become grease.


Cheesy here, been waking up at 2pm and doing nothing all weekend. I wish I had something to drink but all I have is mummybots shit-tier wine. I'll go and get a goon bag tomorrow or some lambs.



Oh I know, also our deputy is the same fuck it was when Turnbull was PM, it's that guy from the National Party

Frydenberg is the party deputy



have you hung out with Tahlia recently



You >tfw again?


whose gonna be foreign minista, not ol bob hawke?


I slept all afternoon instead of cleaning the oven and doing the kitchen like I had planned. Hopefully I will get to it tonight.


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It'll be a clean stove yet.



I go through the KFC dumpster, usually end up with chips and a dozen pieces, gotta brush the nasties off but then it's fine


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Nah, I haven't for two weeks. She had the flu and then her parents were promptly angry at her for getting the flu, which meant she had to stay off school. So I can't see her. It's pretty retarded to be honest.


I've been feeling pretty shit the past few days.



Tell me more, tell me more.




The destroyer of arteries.





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I can hardly breath.

I didn't finish it all though.

This was the song, not Billy Thorpe.



Keep talkin'. Oh, keep talking!



You're just jelly that you weren't the one who bit into her peach.



I'd hit it.



I hoard my dumpster food and trade it for sexual favours with other broke hungry neets



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Charls at the beach


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For the brissy NEET


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Trump just can't stop triggering people on twitter.


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This was in the linked vids.

This shit is cool.



did you watch the whole vid


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It'll rot your meat


I need to piss, maybe poo. We'll see.


So nervous my heart is beating like a mad man and my hands are shaking, I feel like I might chunder too

I gotta sort out this anxiety shit man


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Anything set it off?



I'm behind at uni and I just opened the assignment I've been ignoring and I know nothing about the questions asked because like usual I'm weeks behind because I can't focus on a single thing for more than a minute




Pretty shit, spent hours getting GIMP to make an animated gif from an mp4 file with zero luck and after countless google searches for help. In the end I used ffmpeg to extract the frames from a 5-second clip then imported them to GIMP. After all that time I ended up with a very shitty quality gif. It's goon time now.


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How long have you got to finish it?



Have you tried giphy?


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We'll be the judge of that.



> to make an animated gif from an mp4 file with zero luck

I tend to use ScreenToGif to crank out gifs super quick.


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Just do what the rest of us did - drop out, and pursue your dream lifestyle with Dan and vidya. It's a great way to cope with anxiety.



Bad advice.



I like you Weber


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He isn't broke.



ANd I told you, "Ingredients: Bread"…



Tried it before. Just leads to more anxiety about the future


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Quite in here tonight.



Never heard of it


For some reason it ended up being 45mb in size so I won't be uploading.


I'll look into it when sober. Thanks.



That wasn't me (this time).


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Got Chinese for din dins, no dumpsters for me tonight



Honestly looks horrible, what's the dish and is that pink himalayan salt I see?


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Going to try this recipe one day


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I cleaned the oven, did the stove, microwave and fridge (external only on the fridge) and the dishes, sink and countertops.

Things are moving in the right direction. If I keep doing a bit each day pretty soon my house will be fit for human habitation again.


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Good on ya. You'll sleep better tonight having done all that.



That image will get MILF NEET excited.


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Is dumpster diving srs and viable in Australia? I was under the impression stores here lock up all their bins. I'm looking it up now and finding redditors posting about how they found troves of sweets, or laptops and sound systems.



This triggers me, I fucking hate the way women speak on radio and tv


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She didn't age too badly.



Have to agree. I was staring at it trying to decide whether it was fried tentacles, intestines, or just lightly browned poop.



Just pick the lock on the dumpster, locked dumpsters means there's good shit inside



In my experience bins are not only locked but often the locked bins are put in a locked enclosure as well.

I think it is more to stop people who are not entitled to use them filling them up with their junk than to stop scavengers.

I would never become a bin scavenging person because I would be too embarrassed to be seen at it.



Curry chicken and fried rice, it tastes good



We had an e-waste bin at work a few weeks ago and within 24 hours it had been tipped over and anything of value taken out of it.





I thought it looked pretty good. My racism prevents me eating chink food now. I used to like it when I was a kid though.



I hope all the hard drives had been erased to the appropriate standards.



They're pulled and destroyed in a separate process.



And the pink-lidded bottle thingo?



That is good to know. I like things done right.



Chicks love guys who look through bins, I was at the trains station and pulled a half eaten burger out of the bin and this hot chick wouldn't stop checking me out



I've seen people who scavenge at the tip, but bins? Not even the homeless guys I've seen try that.



She was impressed with your foraging skills, girls love guys who can provide.



Salt, I rub it under my foreskin before a wank



I got half a meat pie out of a bin once and this old lady pressed $10 into my hand and said "for heaven's sake buy yourself something to eat!!".


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That one might just be serious. It is hard to tell.



It wasn't actually me, but I witnessed it.



sounds like gf2018 is going well for you



Eat the pie and spend the money on goon, shoplifting canned food is a good way to go because you can store it at your sleeping spot in the park for later



Depending on the location of the bin/s you could end up getting charged/arrested with trespassing if you were caught digging through them 'after hours' on private property. Just a thought.



It had the ring of authenticity to it.


I think I need a hobby or something, neets



I bet he spent the $10 on drugs.



Become a goon enthusiast.



You need a job, or a training program that will get you into a job.



It's not so bad, sometimes they give you soup at the police station



I have a job, it's the rest of the time that needs filling



This was late 80's / early 90's. He was a fixture in Rundle Mall for years and then disappeared. Don't think he was a druggie, just hardcore homeless.



y'know I've actually only drank goon once in my life. It was too sweet for my liking, I probably missed out on the teenage taste adjustment period that is required to shove the stuff down my throat every night.


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Meanwhile at the homeless neet commune



that must be 40 year old neet




you bigot


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In my comfy trackies with just the lamp on listening to a random gentle piano concertos playlist on spotify and smoking that fully dank herbs

Is it time to bring in the goon?



sounds like more of a bottled goon occasion



It's too good to miss up on.




Goon would ruin it.



This tbh


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Fucking oath it is!



He probably crawled into a stormwater drain to die as will we all one day



This fellas right.

Throw on some JBPwave (recommend vol. 5) and see what you think comfyNEET.



He's the smart neet who saved up his dumpster food to pay for that bj


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hahah wtf, cool


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Meanwhile out the back of dans murphy's


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She was under 30 at least but looked nothing like her photos. She had an innie pussy, nice tits but a pancake arse. I couldn't cum in the 30 mins I paid for.

To hell with it.



why is the woman white?



>looked nothing like her photos

That seems a very common experience with these whores.



who is he and why have you posted him?



>but looked nothing like her photos

That's a tough break, NEET. Looks like you gave it your best shot.


I think upping the lexapro may have had something to do with my inability to cum



Was going to make a witty comment about myself and the local Lifeline donation bins when I noticed her right hand. Now I don't know what to think or say.



It's just splayed all weird because it's an awkward angle.



>a gook prossie under 30

A rare find. Shame you couldn't climax though. Have you fapped yet since returning home?



Nah sitting in my car smoking with a coke in a parking lot. Kinda tumesced. Lost all horniness.



She. Ashley Tisdale. American has-been thot. Straight to TV 'movie' Picture This. 2008. Teen high school-tier nonsense. I've always had a thing for her.



What, are they all milfs turning tricks to help put their teenage kids through private schools?



Thought she looked like one of God's chosen people. Wikipedia confirmed.



She's 1/16th noonga


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Good night.






Face like a 90s CGI cartoon. Night, NEET.



I vaguely remember that name


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I made some OC, what do you think

The change I made was to add the Ayy Lmao song



Good night. Awful image.



ayyy goon



ayyy macarena



ayy NK


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>Tfw you call dans customer support for a wank but a big burly man with and iron bar breaks your door down and bashes you in the dick



I cracked a smile, nice work NEET.

>no way to ayy



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Goodnight NEETs


>daddybot says "I'm going to use the air compressor 7:50 am this sunday"

>at first I'm surprised he warns me on his boomer behaviour ahead of time

>not like I'd sleep until then anyway, their screeching wakes me up way before that

>it's now 9am

>he hasn't used the air compressor yet

>everything is normal



Goodnight Wong Fu.



Should've called lifeline. You don't cross Mr Murphy, that's just neetlifeskills 101.



Nighty night



Nighty night, Long Gong "Dick in a Ramen Cup" Wong.



They're Honorary Aryans, not chinks.



They have a restraining order out against him I think.



In their dreams.



Stick the air compressor up the robo vacuum's bum hole.



At the rate this country is going, we'll wish we were honorary japs.


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Working on a lil something-something. Should be fun.



He's trying to psychologically break you



I look forward to it.



You can't break what is already broken.



I'll keep you all updated.



Lifeline blocker my number and all the payphones in my area.

The Indian scammers won't even call me anymore because I don't have bobs or vagene



Stay out of my date


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I'm working on a wank



So do you guys get enough NEETbux to be able to rent a favela house



Keep us updated.




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have a goon



But the goon makes me wank to bad things



Murder him


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Not having a goon makes me do bad things.


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I'm out of smokes



Have a mint



Have a meth



That's why you save your ciggie butts

t. thrifty boong neet


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>this makes the MC Ride stare at the ceiling harder than normal

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