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File: 201f24540f94026⋯.png (46.01 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 5FgeOgbrNr-2.png)

 No.136094

Some of you NEETs need to learn MODERATION. What a scandal.

Old Thread: >>135339

 No.136095

Unemployed aboriginal youth


 No.136097

I AM COMING FOR THAT SWEET VIRGIN ASSHOLE


 No.136098

File: 8f06ef97ec43bfb⋯.jpg (53.93 KB, 1150x684, 575:342, 51d27a3cf72dc960670ec63d2d….jpg)

Neet role call, respond to this post once and only once to gauge the number of NEETs present.


 No.136099

>>136098

He won't get away next time!


 No.136100

>752 posts


 No.136101

CANBERRA


 No.136102

File: edc244f41688c12⋯.jpg (3.67 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_20180825_211845.jpg)

>>136098

Monk here

Still alive, getting things done, practicing moderation. Haven't felt so inspired in years. Even have a desktop wallpaper of missolini. Celebrating a good day.


 No.136103

CUNNYANA


 No.136104

>>136098

*roll call

Although I suppose you could say we are each playing a role.


 No.136105

>>136102

Still no sex tape


 No.136106

File: 939f12fa16b6ac7⋯.jpg (281.53 KB, 1539x997, 1539:997, judge pepe.jpg)

>>135739

>that thread that had to be deleted

As the neet of high-council status who created the replacement thread, I hereby declare the record sealed on this matter.

No more shall weber silently suffer from public discussion of his humiliating mistake.

No more will he be made, rightfully, to feel like an incompetent buffoon incapable of even the simplest task.

No longer will our good friend weber be reminded of his complete and utter failure to live up to the minimum standards expected of a human being.

#dignityforweber


 No.136107

>>136102

nice pipe


 No.136108

File: 468c244662af39a⋯.jpg (38.28 KB, 850x400, 17:8, quote-inactivity-is-death-….jpg)

Mussolini*

This is it

>>136105

Yet


 No.136109

>>136102

I changed my mind, you're indeed an active NEET


 No.136110

File: 17d08415e5126f4⋯.png (94.35 KB, 360x269, 360:269, LET ME OUT.png)

And I just found out the only drink available is beer. That and the poisoned tap water anyway. Their problem if they get pissed I'm drunk this time.

>>136098

hello


 No.136111

>>136106

I object.


 No.136112

>>136108

Didn't you have a sex tape with a poojeta


 No.136113

>>136102

>practicing moderation

That desk looks full of immoderate items mate.


 No.136114

>>136106

What, I saw no mistake.


 No.136115

Cruisey is taking a long time to piss.


 No.136116

AURORA BOREALIS


 No.136117

>>136113

This is the first time since Tuesday I've had more than 2 beers.

Bright at early NEETs, up 'n at em


 No.136118

File: 83921e2877af9b6⋯.jpg (164.82 KB, 1018x732, 509:366, judge pepe.jpg)

>>136111

Objection denied due to lack of lawful reasoning. Final thoughts on the weber matter will now be considered.


 No.136119

>>136117

Good on you mate.


 No.136120

>>136118

I am a member of the council and I am exercising my veto. I do not need to explain.


 No.136121

>>136118

Sustained no bulge picture was posted.


 No.136122

>>136118

I object on the grounds this is not a court room.


 No.136123

>>136106

>"our good friend weber"

>Couldn't even capatilise his name ffs


 No.136124

>>136122

NK's hammer comes down on those who are not rightous, as he is the King.


 No.136125

>>136120

as rank 3 on the council I veto your veto


 No.136126

>>136125

>rank 3 on the council

In your dreams. I have never even heard of you.


 No.136127

File: 1cde5a43ec297ae⋯.jpg (163.19 KB, 1230x870, 41:29, judge pepe.jpg)

>>136120

Of course, sir. My apologies. This matter is now closed - I will not granting a dignity injunction against the mention of weber's mammoth-sized error. In addition, June 25th of 2019 and all proceeding years will be designated Weber Fuckup Day.


 No.136128

>>136126

that's how I got there, nobody expected me


 No.136129

>>136127

If you retire from the bench now there will be no further consequences. You may even keep a small part of your pension.


 No.136130

File: 57aa5ac34e9db18⋯.jpg (144.59 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, Neru2.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.136131

>>136130

Good night.


 No.136132

>>136130

Good night chairman mao


 No.136133

>>136127

I thought june 25th was my birthday


 No.136134

File: 708ec6ebebd08ec⋯.jpg (71.82 KB, 769x499, 769:499, judge pepe.jpg)

>>136129

A small part? Your councilness, my family is barely scraping by with the two hundred (You)s per month I'm currently allotted. Please - I've done as you asked. Please.


 No.136135

>>136134

Keep this up and I will remove your Pepe posting privileges next. Have some dignity.


 No.136136

File: f8711c5259a215e⋯.jpg (3.84 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_20180825_213033.jpg)

Also started wearing these gook sandals

No more dirty feet for this NEET!


 No.136137

>>136052

I don't undestand'

>>136061

ok

>>136062

possum lust makes all the biddies jelly

>>136065

i love you in a non sensual way

>>136072

That is [aptart of my job description

>>136073

SMASAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>136080

I can omnly talk to uyou in tha way I alk to you whan I am on the gen

>>136088

sperg?

UI like you a lot

i ohpr e you rse gouing ok

My banner is up top

The omne with the pic of ""the pouioomneere

That is in my office npw


 No.136138

>>136097

It is tight and unready


 No.136139

>>136098

Sup baby


 No.136140


 No.136141

>>136102

Hey you sexy thing

What the fuck

s's going om cunt?


 No.136142

>>136102

What do you nemenan by " a good day"?


 No.136143

>>136106

>he minimum standards expected of a human being.

>#dignityforweber

weber goes obave and beyond for us a;ll


 No.136144

>>136136

Well that's promising I guess. You don't wanna catch a cold, especially after the numerous STDs I assume you caught in GookLand.


 No.136145

>>136112

I bet he has the joxzz face video


 No.136146

File: 792ab86f67fae36⋯.jpg (141.72 KB, 900x697, 900:697, 00723899.jpg)

I am off to bed NEETs. Goodnight to you all. A special good night to my drunk NEET. I know you are drunk but I have appreciated your kind sentiments towards me tonight. It has been so good to have someone like you to talk to over the past year. You are a champion.

Sweet dreams NEETs.


 No.136147

>>136115

I am bac I had to change tracky acks

GHe HAHA


 No.136148

File: eae8de75864f7d6⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1280x738, 640:369, vlcsnap-2018-08-25-20h37m4….png)

File: ada1b2e55b03bef⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1280x738, 640:369, vlcsnap-2018-08-25-20h37m5….png)

File: 091f677af91314f⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1280x738, 640:369, vlcsnap-2018-08-25-20h38m1….png)

>>136137

Thanks for noticing my perverted screenshots. Here's some tight 20 year old Ukrainian arse-shots just for you.


 No.136149

>>136147

>I had to change tracky dacks

Did you have an accident?


 No.136150

>>136146

I am genuinely sorry If in any way I have disapointed you

You are and have been a tRUE friend

I hope to see you soon

You are a real pal and I cant express how much value you have been to me and to he gen as a whole4

You are a truly good peerson which is truly rare

THANK YOU


 No.136151

>>136146

Fuck I hate gum trees


 No.136152

>>136150

You have not disappointed me. I am very impressed by how well you have done and are still doing.

>You are a truly good person

I try but it is easier to be good when you get to type everything out. When you are living your life in the moment it is harder to be everything we might like to be. I am only human and pretty fucked up.


 No.136153

>>136146

Please dont misconstrude my drunk ramvbligs for drunk rambligs

OI thuinbnk you are you are great

You are an exceptional person and an asest to society.

A truly beutuiful character that the wiorld needs more of

I locve you in a way you undersatnde

You are a great perwson

We all need you in our lives


 No.136154

>>136153

Fuck

sorry

I mean i

not just in the state I am in

You are a good person.

Good night


 No.136155

>>136152

Thank you. Realy. From the bottom of me heartt.


 No.136156

>>136152

You are perfect in the way I see you.


 No.136157

buncha slack jawed faggot round here


 No.136158

>>136157

And its beautiful.


 No.136159

>>136157

LOVW is good for the sou;


 No.136160

getting learned instead of getting beerd tonight


 No.136161

>>136146

Really, I was about to ask you if I could come ssee you But i din't want to alarm you

You are a good one

Take that to heart


 No.136162

>>136120

As a memer it is your right

VETP confirmed


 No.136163

>>136121

weber bulge imeinent???


 No.136164

>>136160

A good choice.


 No.136165

>>136127

It is August


 No.136166

>>136130

sweet dreams


 No.136167

>>136136

kprea boo gf can you post your feet>?

I am not sexually atreacted to feel but I feel as though the more of you body the better

I will ask for your stomach at alater date


 No.136168

>>136148

Thank you


 No.136169

>>136149

I started peeing on the wway

I anm ,m drubk


 No.136170

>>136165

Wasn't the eternally-remembered mistake made around June?


 No.136171

>>136170

weber deserves exceptions

I do not undefrsatabnmd or remember [procceeding prior to the current date.


 No.136172

File: ca9ecf179d08b5a⋯.png (23.97 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1485681661274.png)

>>136169

>I started peeing on the way


 No.136173

>>136172

OIt's only funnt fortr you

I gjhave ny tracky dacjk s in the waasher aker===readu.


 No.136174

I am in coheterenet


 No.136175

>>136137

uhh thanks


 No.136176

NEETs I'm watching a doco on the history of the chinese revolution and I think I'm becoming a commie


 No.136177

>>136175

wgisch post are oyou replyoing tiy?


 No.136178

>>136176

Watch a Nazi one next and that will bring you back to the centre.


 No.136179

>>136176

there are no neets in commieland


 No.136180

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

weed lmao


 No.136181

>>136180

maybe homosexuality is not so bad


 No.136182

File: a0140390c63ddaa⋯.jpg (78.99 KB, 926x521, 926:521, 9zjr8k2j-1359419129.jpg)

tOIME T9O PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEE S AGIJN

Thaen going to dbed

GOOD night freiedends


 No.136183

>>136182

don't know what the fuck you're on about but sleep tight and don't spew on the missus


 No.136184

>>136177

I suppose most of them since most are me

either way hows the misso been


 No.136185

>>136182

I know exactly what you're on about. Sleep tight and spew on the missus.


 No.136186

>>136185

you cheeky little cunt


 No.136187

>>136181

Not until you're HIV+


 No.136188

>>136183

he's drunk


 No.136189

>>136188

I was able to ascertain at least that much from his post


 No.136190

Got so gooned I comfortably passed out for a couple hours there.

I'd like to award 10 points to myself for keeping a buzz since 1pm and not ups-chucking.


 No.136191

>>136190

You're becoming a functional alcoholic my friend


 No.136192


 No.136193

>>136191

I will drink my way into wagery, and then back again.


 No.136194

>>136193

maybe one day you'll drink yourself to the shores of sobriety


 No.136195

File: b844ca5c2692189⋯.jpg (1 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1986085-1920x1080-Adeptus-….jpg)

Seriously, if only Mao was some kind of technocratic fascist in the modern era we could build a hyper efficient post-industrial modern Rome and conquer the planet


 No.136196

>>136194

I think I'll treat this as the last hurrah for a good long while. Not going to outdo that.

>>136195

Fuck up every sparrow on the planet.


 No.136197

File: 78070dc4d45fa2a⋯.png (888.38 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, vlcsnap-2018-08-25-22h58m4….png)

File: acf6b1487029c78⋯.png (851.16 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, vlcsnap-2018-08-25-23h02m0….png)

File: 4aaaaef29ec7a8a⋯.png (858.26 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, vlcsnap-2018-08-25-23h02m2….png)

The body language from the ball-kid in the 3rd image tells exactly what I was thinking, "Why does she even bother pulling the skirt/dress down?"


 No.136198

>>136195

honestly I heavily believe humanities last hope is Musk or some other space entrepreneur that is separate from the system


 No.136199

File: bddbdd1de1a5ac2⋯.mp4 (9.97 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Proud To Be A Communist...….mp4)


 No.136200

>>136190

>buzz since 1pm and not ups-chucking

If you can still say that tomorrow morning then I shall give you another 10 points (or just a (You), whichever is cheaper ;)

>>136194

It's either that or the cold floors of a mortuary.


 No.136201

>>136197

Do you like tennis or just slavish asses?


 No.136202

File: 796429577a29cd2⋯.mp4 (12.02 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Proud To Be A Communist...….mp4)

.


 No.136203

>>136201

Both, though I've never seen a tennis match irl (and perhaps a Slavic arse?).


 No.136204

>>136203

to be honest both are better on tv


 No.136205

File: ff183b77a9a6c04⋯.jpg (51.52 KB, 586x390, 293:195, Based Trump.jpg)

>>136204

In some ways, yes. But I need to experience it at least once. Perhaps if I start saving now I'll have enough to attend next year's 'Brisbane International' tournament. But knowing my luck none of the women I like will turn up.


 No.136206

Big aboriginal piss


 No.136207

>>136200

(You)s are priceless.


 No.136208

>>136205

so the Tump is saying his own immigration laws are flawed where is the wall


 No.136209

golden oak is the best


 No.136210

>>136208

>his own immigration laws are flawed

No, the laws that were in place before he was elected. Whatever they were, I really have no idea I'm just pissed that none of our 'leaders' will acknowledge the problems - and in some instances actual murder - caused by immigrants/rapefugees/457 visa-holders etc.


 No.136211

>>136209

It's pretty damn good.


 No.136212

File: 8ea4698c79cda77⋯.jpg (747.66 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 74262722.jpg)

>>136208

He has some good walls


 No.136213

>tfw you can;t remember which number cup you're on

Gotta be careful, don't wanna end up on the bathroom floor tomorrow morn body-fapping whilst simultaneously wishing the Port Arthur Massacre never happened.


 No.136214

>>136211

THE BEST


 No.136215

>>136212

only for israel, not america


 No.136216

File: 337ff544ac8534e⋯.png (58.08 KB, 215x304, 215:304, THE BEST.png)


 No.136218

>>136217

good night white devil


 No.136219

File: bdc249d83fd525b⋯.png (14.72 KB, 420x420, 1:1, 1515755785041.png)

While neets goon their brains away on a Saturday night I scheme and plot for domination


 No.136220

Might just fuckin pull the trigger and go into officeworks tomorrow and buy an ultrawide, im sick of my monitors


 No.136221

>>136219

How close are you to getting there?

>>136217

Night, NEET.


 No.136222

>>136220

Probably won't regret it. I mean you might regret getting it at an outlet, I doubt they give good prices.


 No.136223

>>136221

I already control my laundry from those pesky ants


 No.136224

>>136223

Good job, you're already conquered one species.


 No.136225

>>136224

Now If I can just get those nasty cockroaches out of my cumdies


 No.136226

>>136216

THE BEST AROUND


 No.136227

>>136217

suprise an american knows aboue the boongs


 No.136228

what do I even want from life

what even is life


 No.136229

>>136228

Have a wank +/ goon +/ binge.


 No.136230

>>136228

This is life


 No.136231

>>136230

The new Simpson's show developed by the creator of it seems a little over the top


 No.136232

>>136230

Those are some impressive expressions on the terrifying goblins you got there.


 No.136233

File: 8786efe7b380254⋯.gif (3.98 MB, 320x238, 160:119, 1445492464739.gif)


 No.136234

>>136233

Extremely disappointed. I wanted the skeleton to remerge with her body.


 No.136235

>>136234

>tfw tired


 No.136236

File: 3b76e38a2b9bfeb⋯.gif (1.34 MB, 640x831, 640:831, 1535023081081.gif)


 No.136237

File: 94d3c40e27c854f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.63 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 314830.png)

>>136234

Here's some skeletons for ya


 No.136238

Tfw extremely depressed


 No.136239

Anyone itt


 No.136240

>>136239

Yeah. I'm just playing some indie metroidvanias or whatever. Probably won't be asleep until 4am, had a goonnap earlier.


 No.136241

>>136240

How much did you drink


 No.136242

>>136241

Not all that much, like 1L at most. Accompanied by a hearty binge. Very lightweight snooze.


 No.136243

File: 1217223509ec354⋯.jpg (88.71 KB, 679x657, 679:657, 1460921816207.jpg)

> Afternoon is great to just bask into the sunlight while doing absolutely nothing

> Have to go back to wage in an hour


 No.136244

>>136242

what did you binge on?

>>136243

this reminds me I should do something nice outside tomorrow.

is your job tolerable?


 No.136245

>>136244

Bunch of greek food. Their servings are ridiculous. Enough to put a guy to sleep. Which it did.


 No.136246

>>136243

I'm feeling a dejavu here.

>>136244

>something nice outside tomorrow.

Become a sex predator.


 No.136247

File: 5453b1836150926⋯.jpg (1.31 MB, 1500x1125, 4:3, 100_0asdasd024.jpg)

>>136244

I own a hardwarestore. Its meter from my house so i basically work "from house". So yeah, its pretty good. I can't complain at all. Though i would really like to close down a couple of hours earlier and enjoy the day.

>>136246

>I'm feeling a dejavu here.

Its what i would like to do every day to be fair.


 No.136248

>>136243

I actually enjoyed the sunlight today, feels weird


 No.136249

>>136248

There's nothing better than a winter's sunlight. Specially around august.


 No.136250

>>136247

looks comfy

are you in the south?

I always pictured argentina as tropical looking in my mind


 No.136251

File: e6661491d367bcf⋯.jpg (575.77 KB, 960x616, 120:77, argentina-misiones-provinc….jpg)

>>136250

Nah. I'm from Buenos Aires

You have a tropical setting around the province of Misiones.


 No.136252

>>136250

Argentina as a whole is too far down to the south to be tropical.

>>136251

>Iguazu Falls

I have been there, it's pretty cool and I strongly considered jumping down to commit sudoku but chose not to.

Not sure if someone who doesn't expect them can see but the place is covered in bridges so you can walk around above the river and right besides the falls. You'll be sprayed by the mist raised by the turbulent falling water and it feels pretty nice and there's always a woman going batshit because it ruined whatever hair treatment that hates water she had.


 No.136253

>>136252

>I have been there, it's pretty cool and I strongly considered jumping down to commit sudoku but chose not to.

are you depressed


 No.136254

>>136251

Got any hot boongs there?


 No.136255

>>136254

>Got any hot boongs there

Not really. Most indians here are Peruvian tier. So big square face, chink eyes an awful bodies.


 No.136256

>>136253

I just don't care anymore, nowadays I'd push as many people as I can down and then follow their lead. Should be pretty easy the walkways are slippery and boomers love going there.


 No.136257

>>136254

neetking you cunt


 No.136258

>>136252

You can also hop on boats and get really close to the waterfall.


 No.136259

File: 68fc2a5e71c2070⋯.jpg (5.31 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20180826_023233.jpg)

My cat found a rat in my backyard and he looks like he's about to rape him up the unna cuz


 No.136260

>>136257

Fuck you white cunt


 No.136261

File: 758a7708093bcd0⋯.webm (2.22 MB, 202x360, 101:180, dog tries to revive dead ….webm)


 No.136262

Holy fucking shit. I'm hung over and all fucked up. I can't remember going to bed. I can't taste vomit so that's a plus.

Oh fuck I'm twitching and shaking.


 No.136263


 No.136264

>>136167

Please disregard this post.


 No.136265

File: 467c4ef53564aac⋯.jpg (26.99 KB, 657x527, 657:527, happy.jpg)

>>136098

Present. Woke up much later than planned, but it felt good.


 No.136266

>>136265

Good morning. I was getting lonely.


 No.136267

File: 43cb888fe2cfbe6⋯.mp4 (4.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Boomer_USA.mp4)

>>136266

Aren't we all? Also

GOOOOOD MORNING!


 No.136268

Good morning NEETs.

>>136262

Good morning drinky.

>>136267

Good morning Seppo.


 No.136269

>>136268

Morning cunt, how have you been?


 No.136270

File: dec039b67b25d15⋯.png (268.76 KB, 701x473, 701:473, 789546.png)

>>136236

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.


 No.136271

Morning all!

Went to bed before this thread was created.

Got a bit worried when I saw Judge Pepe and my name being thrown about.

Must be how Cheesy feels when he drops in and sees a bunch of mentions.


 No.136272

>>136269

I am well thank you.

>>136271

Good morning. I did not inform the judge about your long list of other offences he did not know about.


 No.136273


 No.136274

>>136262

Are you renouncing drinking? Is this going to be it?


 No.136275

>>136272

>I did not inform the judge about your long list of other offences he did not know about.

Good morning.

It's a good thing you didn't. That would have been prejudicial, or sub-judice as we say in the biz.


 No.136276

>>136274

I doubt it.


 No.136277


 No.136278

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Well I'm getting more light on how my grandma moving in will be.

I know for sure my grandma is one of the handful of people in my family who is actually sane, but my parents are playing up this image of a crazy elder. They're also moving everything around the house to make it "elder-safe" or whatever and they plan on replacing the house's entire floor. I already know I'll go from "intermittent and little sleep" to "no sleep at all" for the next few months at least. All because they have this tendency to make up problems that don't exist and ignore the existing ones. My grandmother doesn't need any of this nor does she have any of it in her own house, my father one time tried to force a jar opener on her and she said "I'm not a faggot, I can open jars"

They want to get her a "helper", as the only one who ever talks to my grandma to hear about her I know her old "helper" didn't really do anything but the very basics so she could collect her salary and even that my grandma hated, so I know there's going to be some sort of conflict about that new helper who will either do nothing and upset my parents or do too much and upset my grandma who will be in the presence of my parents to tell them she hates it.

The food situation will be interesting, because I'm the only one who suffers from lack of food and drink as I'm the only one who doesn't eat out, but with my grandmother in there'll either be a sharp change of behaviour showing my parents are self aware or they'll starve her until she tells my parents to get food, at which point they'll either double down or temporarily mend the issue as is their solution for everything.

We have been lying to her about what me and my parents are like for a long time. She thinks my parents are good people, and that I'm not a NEET. My parents haven't even hinted at what we should do about that.

The worst thing there is is an uncertain future.


 No.136279

That feel when waking up to natural sunlight


 No.136280

>>136277

Morning


 No.136281

>>136279

As opposed to unnatural sunlight?


 No.136282

>>136281

As opposed to waking to NK shining a spotlight in your eyes.


 No.136283

>>136278

Gran is cool.

Is there any way you can become her helper?


 No.136284

>>136282

The sunlight is better than that.


 No.136285

>tfw can't drive but want HJ's


 No.136286

>>136285

shireNEET delivers


 No.136287

>>136286

I don't know how to use uber.

I don't have a card that I can buy stuff online with or paywave.


 No.136288

>>136170

23 July. It was replaced by "General #149 - Factory Recall Edition".


 No.136289

>>136288

Oh, I had no idea what all that was about last night til now.


 No.136290

>>136283

No chance. Daddybot would have pitched it to me at the very first chance he got if he deemed it acceptable, as he's always desperate about money.

For instance I have a younger brother who made the dumb mistake of ceding to my parents's wishes of putting him to work at their company, he doesn't get paid, works their 6 days a week routine, and receives the same treatment I do except his is worse because when they're away from me they're still with him.


 No.136291

I've had little miss lover stuck in my head all morning. I haven't listened to that album in a very long time.

I guess the family trust pulls all of Jimi's stuff from the net.


 No.136292

>>136290

Can you do it for free and live with granny?


 No.136293

>>136292

11 year old me asked to be raised by grandma instead, and basically after a shitstorm they said no, reviving that memory would make it a no even if they support the idea which I doubt.


 No.136294


 No.136295

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This made me lol loudly.

Drummers are fucking weird.

Their heads don't work in the same way as humans.

This is what he is playing

https://youtu.be/GxZuq57_bYM?t=1m25s

It's probably the most sampled little groove ever.


 No.136296

>>136288

Yes, I made that replacement thread.

*starts walking away*

oh, and NEET?

*rushes back and sweeps your keyboard off your desk so that it clatters onto the floor as you look on in shock and confusion*

Correct a Councillor in public again and you'll regret it, kiddo.


 No.136297

>>136295

I instantly interpreted that drum line as references to a gorillion other soundbits I have heard from a gorillion different pieces of media and mediums and my brain shut off, what the fuck.


 No.136298

>>136285

Send the missus.


 No.136299

>>136259

the life of the lowlyNEET


 No.136300

>>136277

>three whole (You)s

The lord has blessed me a bounty today


 No.136301

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136297

I thought of Aphex or the prodigy or something when I first heard it.

I was looking for a decent take of this but I think the only person who can play it is the guy who made it.

No one can even write it properly.

Guy in this vid is the drummer.


 No.136302

Doggo and I are back from our walk. Was pretty good out there. A bit cold. I am looking forward to the end of winter. The plovers have started swooping us again.


 No.136303

>>136302

>Plovers

Those cunts are worse than magpies.


 No.136304

>>136302

If the dog is in front are you walking the dog or is the dog walking you?


 No.136305

>>136302

End of summer over here, looking forward to winter myself. Couldn't ever stand the heat like I could the cold. Good to hear you and doggo had a good walk though.


 No.136306

>>136302

You are a better man than I; right now I'm sitting in a swannie by the pool with the doggo and thinking about going for a walk in the bush later when it warms up a bit.

>>136303

I just saw two magpies attack a crow in my neighbour's backyard. I wish I had a gf so we could swoop down and attack people in public; a one-man rape team isn't much fun.


 No.136307

File: df1a92b0a1cad0d⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out090778.png)

>>136262

>>136266

>>136267

>>136268

>>136269

>>136271

>>136272

>>136273

>>136275

>>136277

>>136278

>>136280

>>136302

Good morning freeters and NEETs. Oooooohhhhhhhhhh look who's decided to come out of his room and join us all!! Hi NEET!!


 No.136308

>>136305

When it's hot you have no choice but to melt and not like in my japacomics, when it's cold you can at least cover yourself in more clothes. Being in the cold is much better.


 No.136309

>>136307

Good morning Karen.


 No.136310

>>136307

Good morning Karen.


 No.136311

>>136307

morning qt


 No.136312

>>136307

Morning hun


 No.136313

Gonna take a shower and clean up, last day off so I think I'll do something productive with it.

>>136308

Agreed. Hope it snows again too though it's rare farther south. An extremely comfy time to enjoy some hot cocoa and it gives the AC a break.


 No.136314

G'morning NEETs

Now is the time for the sober NEETs to look at the hungoverNEETs and feel superior in a non arseholeish way.


 No.136315

>>136314

Good morning.

Personally I feel that if a NEET can't hold his booze - can't maintain coherent sentences on the Gen when drunk - then he has no business drinking.


 No.136316

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136314

>non arseholeish way.

That would be appreciated.


 No.136317

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136297

This is what I thought of, not Aphex.

These percussive samples are from that, I'm sure of it.


 No.136318

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

lol at the review on his bandcamp

Venetian Snares, currently out on bail, once again

makes a way better Venetian Snares record than you

could ever make! Detrimentalist, Venetian Snares'

332nd official studio album of disgusting ejacutronic

rave horn is fresh off the bakery truck to pluck out

your brain cells and replace them with inescapable

k-hole oblivion! This is really a roots record for

Mr.Snares, revisiting those days when jungle was more

about energy and experimentation than a strict

formula. Those days before they took out all the good

bits between the kicks and the snares! More and more

snares between the snares from Snares, this is jungle

at it's most invigorating! Aaron "sparkling water"

Funk is not watering it down this time, these beats

shoot thick and sticky! Bass that makes your colon

drop like you grew a new nut out your ass! Over 20

people were harmed in the creation of this record! If

you want some kinda IDM bloop beats with a bunch of

effeminate pads off your fucking nord or something

then you will hate this record. All tracks produced on

just 45 laptops and 81 midi synthesizers! Artwork by

Arnold Steiner aka AS1 Projects.

I must still be drunk, this shit is hitting me just right.


 No.136319


 No.136320

File: b8103f19ae9c82c⋯.jpg (90.16 KB, 688x720, 43:45, 1413742928289.jpg)

Happy sunday, Ausneets!


 No.136321

>>136320

Good morning.


 No.136322

I was just thinking about that gumtree purchase I made the other day. I drove over to this woman's house. She saw me park outside and brought the item out on the veranda. I examined it, we made a bit of small talk, I paid, took it and left.

I was just thinking that I did not look at the woman once. Even seeing her bringing it out onto the veranda I just sort of looked out of the corner of my eye for the briefest instant.

I bought something from this woman and talked with her but I could not tell you anything about what she looked like. I would not recognise her face if you showed me a picture of her. I could not tell you even what colour her clothes were. Whether she was fat or thin. Old or young. I did not look at all.

I think there is something wrong with me. I just didn't look.


 No.136323

>>136320

Good morning Argie.


 No.136324

>>136322

That is the best way to make a purchase.


 No.136325

>>136322

>I just didn't look.

Are you sure of that? Maybe you did look and just can't remember.


 No.136326

>>136325

I trudge around staring at the ground, hunched over like a beast.


 No.136327

File: e18d0999ec9a0cf⋯.jpg (81.98 KB, 800x900, 8:9, e18d0999ec9a0cf2c3ecada221….jpg)

Look


 No.136328

File: 014a6d091ddebbd⋯.jpg (99.63 KB, 800x900, 8:9, 014a6d091ddebbda4fba554a04….jpg)

Look again


 No.136329

File: 52e54e323545346⋯.jpg (61.32 KB, 700x467, 700:467, 10159958-3x2-700x467.jpg)


 No.136330

>>136320

Seen your cousin lately?


 No.136331

>>136329

Shit, I'd forgotten the ferals existence.

I used to get stoned and watch that, it was quite amusing.


 No.136332

>>136329

Fun show


 No.136333

might go outside today


 No.136334

>>136333

Sounds wise. sunshine and fresh air do a NEET's soul good.


 No.136335

>>136333

just took my doggo for a walk. it is overcasted and not really a good day. you should reconsider.


 No.136336

>>136335

The forecast was pretty good here but I haven't opened my windows to check yet so for all I know the sun chose not to rise today.


 No.136337

>>136098

present


 No.136338

>>136337

Very late to the party neet, care to explain why you were absent on a Saturday night?


 No.136339

File: cff2c7b462ee000⋯.jpg (50.55 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ciggy.jpg)

File: 6769af6904a41ef⋯.jpg (334.75 KB, 1065x1572, 355:524, ciggy2.jpg)

I gotta say, Camel's are a pretty alright smoke. Especially these Turkish Royals. I've been getting the gold packs and it's not bad at all for the price of $5. Smooth taste, smells like vanilla and toffee and bold. But from what I understand the red packs taste like arse. Usually I get American Spirit Blacks but they cost an extra 5 and don't taste as well as the Turkish Royals. Fine quality tobacco in both packs but the American Spirits have no additives and are as natural as you can get. Either way both of them taste much better than Malboro or needless to say Pyramids.

Want to move on from ciggies more towards cigars. Olivas were a first for me and I can still remember how well it tasted, and it lasted at least an hour for a smoke.


 No.136340

>>136339

A disgusting habit.


 No.136341

>>136339

Fags just aren't the same without bloody toilet bowl pictures on the box


 No.136342

>>136341

Little do they know it only makes me horny.


 No.136343

File: 11a96d3f65d7117⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.136344

>>136342

Do they have that kind of packaging in hueland? I assumed third world countries just don't give a shit about cancer


 No.136345

File: 54f78468c460f74⋯.jpg (190.26 KB, 1270x1803, 1270:1803, 90729.jpg)

>>136344

We do, with pictures of aborted babies in jars, erectile dysfunction scares and mutilated bodies, and messages saying something along the lines of "this is what happens if you smoke".


 No.136346

File: a029470069a458b⋯.gif (1.76 MB, 480x270, 16:9, terry-drums.gif)


 No.136347

>>136345

Are your smokes taxed to shit too?


 No.136348

>>136347

Yes. Which is why everyone buys ready blunts at the nearest park, they're much cheaper.

Anti-smoking campaigns didn't work too well.


 No.136349

>>136347

>>136348

They just started selling my brand of baccy, Capstan, in Australia again which is nice.

I'm smoking a bit less too because it's nice strong tobacco.


 No.136350

>>136338

I was here last night, just couldn't be fucked replying.


 No.136351

>>136350

A response truly worthy of neet council membership, well done


 No.136352

>>136349

Problem with smoking nice tasting tobacco is that you're smoking more than you should. With a strong smoke you're less inclined to smoke more. Should probably stop getting the gold's because of this.


 No.136353

>>136330

One more time, yes. I avoided any contact and i'm strong on my nofap and noporn.


 No.136354

>>136353

Good job, friend.


 No.136355

>>136351

Laziness is next to godliness.


 No.136356

File: 1d5ca77cec2b438⋯.gif (41.56 KB, 193x217, 193:217, 1434822268438.gif)

>>136354

Thanks, chief. I really needed some Australian hindsight that day.


 No.136357

It feels fantastic to wake up not hungover


 No.136358

>>136355

God himself is lazy as fuck.

No doubt.


 No.136359

>>136357

I was thinking just the same thing this morning


 No.136360

>>136357

Yes it is great.


 No.136361

>>136358

If I made an entire universe I'd probably use it as an excuse to spend the rest of my days metaphysically wanking, too


 No.136362

sup NEETs,

good news, McCain is dead


 No.136363

>>136361

That's how anime was born.


 No.136364

>>136361

God made the universe just so he could watch women in the shower.


 No.136365

>>136362

Good news indeed. Ol' songbird McCain is burning in hell as we speak.


 No.136366

>>136362

>>136365

That gentleman you mention is of very little relevance to an Australian NEET forum.


 No.136367

Weber was it this weekend you were taking your mummybot out for a birthday meal?


 No.136368

>>136366

Really? It's like the fucking UN around here at the moment.


 No.136369

>>136368

Nah, we have slightly less uppity niggers


 No.136370

>>136363

Everything else Japan has tried in the past couple of centuries has gone pretty badly so I guess giant robots and lolis are as good a choice as any


 No.136371

>>136367

We're going to one of the better hotels this evening for a meal. Bloody woman didn't want to do anything.


 No.136372

>>136366

It slows down US warmongering which does effect Australia, so it's a good day to be anti-war


 No.136373

>>136362

That's a shame, i quite like their chips


 No.136374

>>136371

Give her my regards.


 No.136375

>>136374

Will do.


 No.136376

>>136373

They've done it again.


 No.136377


 No.136378


 No.136379

>>136371

You are going to have to stay sober all day.


 No.136380


 No.136381

>>136380

goonhead


 No.136382


 No.136383

Who else is signing up for the AusNEET 3 day moderation course? No more than 3 standard drinks per day.

Entry starts at 1 pic of a cute Asian girl each


 No.136384

>>136383

So I can only drink 2 and a bit beers? Do I just leave three quarters of a can in the fridge for tomorrow?


 No.136385

>>136384

Tip it all down the sink.


 No.136386

>>136383

i dont like this, how about as long as you stay under .1 percent then your good.


 No.136387

>>136385

I will never join such a cult


 No.136388

>>136383

I have zero pics of Asian girls, cute or otherwise.


 No.136389

>>136379

I can have a couple of cans of Adnams this afternoon and be safe to drive.


 No.136390

>>136383

For every beer they don't drink, I'm going to drink an extra three.


 No.136391


 No.136392

>>136383

I can do that easy enough, I only drink twice a week so that means I get 21 SDs a week which is what I do anyways


 No.136393

>>136385

degenerate, at the very least use it for a beer batter to make some lovely fish and chips for a Binge


 No.136394

File: ce839fb0c9f7f52⋯.png (56.27 KB, 621x702, 23:26, vO7lRZ7.jpg.png)


 No.136395

>>136383

No asian pics but I accept your challenge.


 No.136396

>>136392

It's not an average, buddy


 No.136397

>>136392

I consume 15-18 standard drinks per night on weekdays, and closer to 30 per day on weekends.


 No.136398

>>136397

what the fuck mate


 No.136399


 No.136400

>>136397

Horrendous.


 No.136401

>>136398

It's easily done. Long neck of beer before dinner, bottle of red for/with dinner, couple of fingers of scotch for supper. Weekend, do all that, but throw in six 500ml cans of beer, and more scotch.


 No.136402

>>136397

Champion


 No.136403

>>136401

I would be a walking corpse if I did that everyday.


 No.136404

>>136403

I'd be homeless if I spent that much money on grog


 No.136405

>>136403

You have to build up to it, mate. You don't just wake up one day and run a marathon.

Genetics probably help too.


 No.136406

>>136401

how much do you spend on alcohol a week?


 No.136407

>>136404

Same.

>>136405

Just a six pack of cans and few glasses of scotch on the weekend is enough for me.


 No.136408

>>136402

An irresponsible remark.


 No.136409

>>136406

Dunno. $250 probably.


 No.136410

>>136409

>$1000 a month on grog

Dan must be very pleased with you.


 No.136411

>>136410

You'd think he'd arrange for me to win one of his overseas holiday competitions members get entered in each month.


 No.136412

>>136409

thats about $13000 a year. you must be a rich NEET.


 No.136413

>>136412

Stressed wage slave NEET, yes.


 No.136414

>>136397

Cruisy?


 No.136415

Even a six pack after work each day adds up fuckin fast

$100 for the work week then 2 * $25-30 10 packs. One of the biggest reasons I'm kicking the Dan


 No.136416

>>136413

You could buy a neetsubmarine for that kind of money


 No.136417

>>136414

No.

I'd drink more if I thought there was a nigger in my house.


 No.136418

>>136415

and to think I worry if spending 50 bucks on a carton once or twice a month is a bad use of money


 No.136419

>>136412

It's only 2 and a half grand if he only drinks Golden Oak


 No.136420


 No.136421

>>136415

Yeah, but there are wagie wankers who spent $50+ per week on coffee.


 No.136422

>>136415

Yeah it's expensive, might cut Dan out of my life completely.


 No.136423

>>136415

Drink goon instead, much cheaper, 6 packs are a waste of money


 No.136424

>>136416

It wouldn't be a very good one for $13k.


 No.136425

>>136423

Can't control my goon intake responsibly even if I use a measuring cup.

Always go too far, at least when theres a dozen empty beer cans on my desk it guilts me into going to bed.


 No.136426

File: 8b47238b90f0fd1⋯.png (67.24 KB, 580x617, 580:617, 8b47238b90f0fd124c42f68d3b….png)

Don't complain about the prices NEET, it's not my fault we've got a jewed governent, I can only do so much but that said I've got the best $10 Goon on the Market so drink up poor neets


 No.136427

>>136424

we're not fussy people


 No.136428

>>136426

>it's not my fault

>sold out to a jewish megacorporation


 No.136429

>>136427

Imagine being stuck on a submarine with that bossy NEET who is always trying to get people to improve themselves.


 No.136430

>>136425

A box of Golden oak is 30 drinks at 4l, if you want only 1 SD from golden oak then you'll need 133.333ml which is very close to a half cup


 No.136431

>>136429

He'll be swimming with the fishes


 No.136432

File: af6d2b54c6b1218⋯.jpg (13.39 KB, 244x244, 1:1, 1d458ad3e6c620cb8bf2a4a6a3….jpg)

>>136428

they gave me cancer so I'd be forced to sign, I wanted the money to build the NEET Commune when the time comes for me resurection


 No.136433

>>136430

How much is Golden Oak. I should try buying 7 boxes as an experiment one week instead of the usual combos.


 No.136434

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)


 No.136435

>>136433

This is wine-o tier


 No.136436

File: 37aadf0e5bddf79⋯.jpg (8.18 KB, 238x251, 238:251, 84067011acc565e4a6a30b38bb….jpg)

>>136435

golden oak is the nectar of the gods


 No.136437

>>136436

>the nectar of the gods

The boong gods maybe

I hear the waggyl likes golden oak


 No.136438

>>136436

Please stop posting the false prophet.


 No.136439

>>136438

When his only prophecy are his low, low prices there's not much ground to be false on.


 No.136440

>>136439

So he makes a false profit ?


 No.136441

>>136414

I don't drink much, I just can't handle it.


 No.136442

>>136440

Heh, nice.


 No.136443

>>136417

They might take advantage of you if they find you in an inebriated state.


 No.136444

File: b049a5509e1dea8⋯.jpg (133.92 KB, 388x314, 194:157, ALN0632_HOTLP_SUMMER_SEASO….jpg)

These are fucking amazing.

Dipping them in kfc supercharged sauce.


 No.136445

I haven't had a drink for months now, too fucking poor.


 No.136446

>>136445

have u tried gettin a job el oh el


 No.136447

>>136446

What is this "job" thing of which you speak ?


 No.136448

>>136447

>what even are bootstraps


 No.136449

>>136438

Dan is the modern incantation of Dionysus, with NK being the modern Zeus


 No.136450

File: 23558d4f33ac77b⋯.jpg (27.5 KB, 500x300, 5:3, job-suffering[1].jpg)

>>136448

I just looked up this "job" business.

Seems pretty jewish.


 No.136451

File: acb058f60bfb760⋯.mp4 (335.98 KB, 500x348, 125:87, taytay.mp4)


 No.136452

Neets, joint then to bed. Have a good Sunday over there.


 No.136453

>>136452

Cheers m8, sleep well.


 No.136454

>>136452

You too, Lionel


 No.136455

>>136452

see you nigger


 No.136456


 No.136457

Why are all the old threads locked now ?


 No.136458

>>136441

We noticed.


 No.136459

>>136457

Post limit.


 No.136460

>>136459

Yeah, just I've never seen the padlock on them before.


 No.136461

>>136460

Someone a while back went looking for threads with left over posting slots and was bumping them.


 No.136462

>>136444

Would have preferred a pic of the real thing mate.


 No.136463

Why does KFC always provide bbq sauce and plum sauce by default?


 No.136464

>>136461

Ah, that makes sense.


 No.136465

>>136463

It is an edict from the Rothschilds.


 No.136466

>>136465

Not again!


 No.136467

>>136465

Kosher Fried Chicken


 No.136468

iggs


 No.136469

What should I look for in cheap vodka and liquor, alcoNEETs?


 No.136470

>>136469

Price.


 No.136471

>>136469

I hope this is not you Cruisey.


 No.136472

>>136470

I want it cheap, not shit


 No.136473

File: c813edbe42df796⋯.jpg (5.07 KB, 225x224, 225:224, 1509445636001.jpg)

I've smoked all but 7 cigarettes from the 5 packs I smuggled back from gook world in 4 days. FUCK


 No.136474

>>136473

That is not good.


 No.136475

>>136472

Drink enough and only the former matters


 No.136476

>>136471

No it wasn't


 No.136477

>>136476

That is a relief.


 No.136478

>>136469

A good bunch of mixers so you can get over it tasting like gasoline.

Cheap spirits is sort of an oxymoron in Australia anyway. Still it mostly depends on what you like. I'd say go for stuff that promises a bite if you don't want a nasty potato aftertaste.


 No.136479

File: b1a85a4e8181779⋯.png (3.37 KB, 312x32, 39:4, xxx sepiroth xxx.png)

I thought using your birth year as part of your username was a millenial-only thing to do. Tickles my fancy to see someone in their 50s do it.


 No.136480

The International was fucking hectic


 No.136481

>>136480

The Clive Owen film? I watched it once, half-drunk, and it didn't make much sense.


 No.136482

>>136481

No the video game tournament


 No.136483

File: 7ea8206c545a877⋯.jpg (85.43 KB, 590x933, 590:933, isithyumjanyoudecide.jpg)

ARE AMERICANS EVEN HUMAN??????

https://youtu.be/njiMEhtFAzU

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!


 No.136484

>>136483

I have decided that some of them are and some of them are not.


 No.136485

>>136479

The practice has died out a lot now that using your actual name on the internet is the norm. Can't say I ever took the chance to do it myself though.


 No.136486

>>136484

centrism is the way of the future


 No.136487

>>136486

You may be correct there, you may be not.


 No.136488

File: f0e38800ca6ff49⋯.jpg (102.44 KB, 1090x667, 1090:667, balance.jpg)

>>136486

It's all about balance.


 No.136489

>>136485

>actual name on the internet is the norm

Gotta say, I never thought I'd see the day.


 No.136490

>>136489

I blame faceberg


 No.136491

I've got chills, they're multiplying.


 No.136492

>>136489

It's a strange strange world and I'm not sure how to feel about it


 No.136493

>>136491

Are you losing control ?


 No.136494

>>136491

look at me, i'm sandra pee


 No.136495

>>136493

No everything is fine.


 No.136496

>>136469

>>136472

Here's a link to Dan's selection of vodka up to a $50 price range. Look for positive reviews and 'Award Winner' labels. I can't help you beyond this.

https://www.danmurphys.com.au/spirits/vodka/price-25-50?size=120&sort=PriceAsc


 No.136497

Im trying to learn pixel art for what ever reason. its pretty interesting all the techniques they use to make it looks better.


 No.136498

>>136497

Pixel art animation still looks like a nightmare.


 No.136499

>>136497

I demand to know the reason.


 No.136500

>>136498

thats your opinion i rather like it.

>>136499

i thought that i needed a hobby and i liked the aesthetics of pixel art


 No.136501

>>136500

This is an acceptable reason.

Carry on pixel arting.


 No.136502

thats it this thread made me need a beer. time to chug some stuff.


 No.136503

>>136500

Good to find something to do, just promise me if you do get more serious with it not to make it look intentionally like shite. I've run across so many of those fuckers who do that for "artistic" reasons just to guise their bad skill.


 No.136504

File: a8f76bb613a951a⋯.gif (692.71 KB, 768x256, 3:1, 1347444292432.gif)

File: d8a24ae2ae8eadc⋯.gif (100.87 KB, 624x224, 39:14, 1347444593940.gif)

File: 7ea53f9721a6361⋯.gif (951.85 KB, 624x384, 13:8, 1344457370397.gif)

File: c5d4b47925e13ef⋯.gif (803.95 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1335161135383.gif)

>>136498

Truly horrifying.


 No.136505

>Are you genki or cranky today?

What did they mean by this?


 No.136506

>>136504

>>136500

>thats your opinion i rather like it.

You've misunderstood me. I meant that animating pixel art looks like a nightmarish process that would take forever.


 No.136507

>>136505

genki is apparently asian for fine/healthy/energetic.


 No.136508

>>136504

This shit would be easier to do on an old EGA or VGA computer in 320x200 or whatever.


 No.136509

>>136479

I still do it


 No.136510

>>136506

oh i havn't even tried doing that i can barely draw picture so far.


 No.136511

>>136510

Godspeed, NEET.


 No.136512

File: c997803629411d3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 21.31 KB, 360x650, 36:65, 2c2669331d16633822d6e15218….jpg)

File: 9207d0a2c51ca19⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 141 KB, 1400x1723, 1400:1723, Gluten-Free-Chocolate-Pump….jpg)

File: 01605d9990ec46a⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 67.48 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 2774011.jpeg)

File: 718c617bd410eb9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 137.9 KB, 690x755, 138:151, 1530_40002x.jpg)


 No.136513

>>136512

a mean post.


 No.136514

File: afdf52511fb7927⋯.gif (146.86 KB, 500x384, 125:96, 1445922733434-2.gif)

>>136506

Now I understand.

Yeah, it looks pretty laborious.


 No.136515

>>136512

I was in the mood for something more savoury.


 No.136516

>>136473

You are to cigarettes what I am to goon


 No.136517

File: c6238a217993137⋯.png (121.71 KB, 800x701, 800:701, Pizzaburger.png)


 No.136518

>>136517

Something in the rice family would have moved me more. Maybe a paella.


 No.136519

>>136518

Rice is bad for you.


 No.136520

>>136491

You better shape up

>>136504

I would like to know how to make those raining gifs.


 No.136521

>>136520

He just needs a man


 No.136522

>>136521

Watch out NEET, he's got his sights set on you.


 No.136523

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.136524

>>136522

Ooh ! Ooh ! Ooh !


 No.136525

>>136517

Why is there a piece of green vegetable desecrating this masterpiece of pizza and hamburger?


 No.136526

>>136525

Those fuckers in the Big Pickle Industry ruin everything


 No.136527

>>136526

I've got a big pickle


 No.136528

>>136527

Is it scrumpt-diddly-umptious?


 No.136529

>>136528

it tastes like sweat and spilled goon


 No.136530

>>136529

Never trust a NEET that knows the taste of his own pickle


 No.136531

hows the sunday going lads


 No.136532

File: f1239aeccf67bfe⋯.png (832.27 KB, 1265x585, 253:117, sweatingmen.png)

>>136530

I meant theoretically


 No.136533

>>136531

it's going

how bout you, neet?


 No.136534

>>136531

I got reverse-NEETdom in a few hours. It seems the harder I work the more hours they cut, luckily I got a member of management to oversee my lacking of hours to get some extra $$$.


 No.136535

>>136532

Lol, I was gonna name you FlexibleSpineNEET


 No.136536

>>136534

ouch, i'm lucky enough to work as much hours as I want, besides the 14 hour 14 day bullshit, but I can accumulate hours pretty quick. Just gotta show the results, I guess. Management doesn't want 100 hours of wank overtime, eh


 No.136537

>>136536

>Management doesn't want 100 hours of wank overtime

Unless you work at a sperm donation clinic


 No.136538

>>136537

We should have one of those at the NEET compound


 No.136539

do alliums real?


 No.136540

File: 9974712a95330f7⋯.jpg (148.01 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 1397487811022.jpg)

>>136537

>>136537

.. that is true.


 No.136541

>>136538

You volunteering?


 No.136542

>>136537

>sperm donation clinic

Let's face it, most of us are genetic trash and would never qualify to give donations at a sperm clinic.


 No.136543

>>136541

>>136542

We could save it up and give it to Karen for a Christmas present


 No.136544

>>136542

I'm not genetic trash I'm just an idiot. Like a Ferrari driven by a retard


 No.136545

>>136536

>Management doesn't want 100 hours of wank overtime

There's been a few times where I just fucked off because I did more than what I was supposed to, but they shouldn't have hired me if they didn't expect my autism to be so potent while maintaining or cleaning things.


 No.136546

File: e76bf5bc5017ca6⋯.jpg (460.12 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1333184942682.jpg)

>>136545

we get a scope and hours to work within, so sometimes I'll come in on the weekend and smash out a fair few hours of work, then take it easy during the week. Management don't really mind if we get the jobs under gp/ time, and it leaves the door in operable order/ won't fail before 12mo warranty expires. Really, we manage ourselves, leading hand and op manager watch the bottom line.


 No.136547

>>136546

For me I'm supposed to be part of a different department, hell I essentially am aside from an old man and an absolute bumblefuck nigger that's putting in his 2 week notice soon. But with the facility run by a 5:1 ratio of managers and workers I pretty much answer to everyone. It'd be nice if they just let me do my own thing most of the time and not drag my ass into doing shit that I wasn't technically hired for, like heavy lifting and the like.

Also that's some sticky goodness.


 No.136548

File: 48f3ee29394b685⋯.jpg (386.97 KB, 980x551, 980:551, NEETwalkFuckinLovely.jpg)

File: 1635fb39ed74b64⋯.jpg (403.52 KB, 980x551, 980:551, River.jpg)

File: 90f6cffbe7d4389⋯.jpg (72.05 KB, 480x412, 120:103, Kook.jpg)

It's fucking lovely outside today.

Saw a Kookaburra and also encountered an old boy smoking bongs who seemed quite embaressed, didn't take a photo of him.


 No.136549

>>136548

It certainly looks as you describe, might head to a state park again soon and take some pics of the local nature reserves.


 No.136550

>>136548

Lovely.


 No.136551

>>136545

Yeah, if they won't pay overtime just take a couple hours off. I got yelled by hr and my boss at my old job for 2 hours overtime one week. They said I could get overtime but I didn't realize that there was an unwritten rule that I was never supposed to use it.


 No.136552

File: bde547971ac03ed⋯.jpg (21.87 KB, 520x406, 260:203, 13315681_f520.jpg)

File: ca8709cd3aeb0b2⋯.jpg (4.44 KB, 184x273, 184:273, download.jpg)

File: 6fabaff89be432e⋯.jpg (102.01 KB, 630x1200, 21:40, MV5BMTQ4NDI0OTkyOV5BMl5Ban….jpg)

>>136531

I have watched three movies today, 'Coma', 'They Look Like People' and 'Miracle Mile'.

Coma was pretty good and They Look Like People wasn't too bad.

Miracle Mile was terrible.


 No.136553

>>136552

>Miracle Mile was terrible

Did it at least end with a bang?


 No.136554

>>136553

Yeah, it was over dramatic and without acting ability.

And I watch shit movies anyway.


 No.136555

>>136552

Did you watch Shawshank yet?


 No.136556

>>136552

>'They Look Like People'

>…a man who believes that humanity is being secretly taken over by (((evil creatures))).

Could this be an allegory for something? Naturally, it takes place in New York.


 No.136557

>>136555

That wasn't me but I've seen that a couple times.

>>136556

The basic story was pretty good. B grade actors but that was ok because the story didn't get too retarded and loose.


 No.136558

File: 1830fdccf48e06c⋯.png (2.44 KB, 101x104, 101:104, Dan WIP.png)

so i tried drawing Dan in my pixel art. it still work in progress i will try an draw different things and get back to him. i made his head to thick, and the little details aren't quite there but one day i will make a good picture of Dan.


 No.136559

>>136558

It's a bloody good attempt, NEET, if a bit cross-eyed.


 No.136560

File: 4e8669a392e3fb9⋯.png (40.82 KB, 451x449, 451:449, ClipboardImage.png)

>>136558

Look mate, it's not that hard.


 No.136561

>>136560

that does help thank you.


 No.136562

File: b63f47b49b10c41⋯.jpg (6.04 KB, 250x200, 5:4, 1527570899010.jpg)


 No.136563

>>136561

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

>took a Dan picture from earlier in the thread

>opened it in MS Paint

>resized to 64x64

>saved

>opened https://codepen.io/lonekorean/details/uHxBp

>draged dan.jpg to it

>screenshot generated art

>crop in MS Paint

>shitpost


 No.136564

Fuck sake, theres something wrong with my PSU fan, its making an awfully annoying noise.

Just took my whole PC apart and blew out the dust but it still makes the noise.


 No.136565

>>136564

Fan bearing prolly on the way out.


 No.136566

>>136564

Bearing is shot m8, get a new one before it stops spinning and burns your house down.


 No.136567

>>136563

no i not an idiot i knew you did that but it helped visuals how to do some of the features on his face like the slight smile he has.


 No.136568

>>136565

>>136566

Is it easy?


 No.136569

>>136568

Depends on the PSU. The cheap ones probably aren't easily user-serviceable, the fancier ones are.


 No.136570


 No.136571

>>136567

>like the slight smile he has

I'd call it more a smirk.

Like an "I fucked your missus while you were passed out drunk" look.


 No.136572

File: 27c049128882391⋯.png (6.83 KB, 1082x51, 1082:51, assize arms.png)

Reading up on the Assize of Arms 1181 for reasons, some funny items I'm sure some of you would appreciate.


 No.136573

>>136572

I'd bet my dole cheque no jew ever gave away his mail hauberk.


 No.136574

>>136573

How much fighting do you think any jew actually did?


 No.136575

>>136573

If only Dan was around to compete with his low, low hauberk and goon pricing.


 No.136576

>>136574

None, they just sold really shitty chainmail to the people who did.

Dead customers can't complain.

>>136575

Kek, see above.


 No.136577

>>136574

The kind that requires you to be asleep or in some form incapable of fighting back.


 No.136578

>>136558

lol, I like it. It really captures what he is about.


 No.136579

>>136563

look at this tech wizard go.


 No.136580

>>136558

Yeah, that's bloody good for a first attempt.

His eyes do look like he's been at his own stock though.


 No.136581

File: f74550158917460⋯.png (578.24 KB, 600x480, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

IDF issues nappies to their soldiers because they keep wetting themselves when the Palestinian kids throw stones.


 No.136582

File: 9b9e22bb4688a63⋯.jpg (64.9 KB, 601x402, 601:402, jewmongsoldiers.jpg)

>>136581

Are you slandering the elite jew fighting forces ?


 No.136583

File: 10e02553d9095b7⋯.png (122.38 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.136584

what pocket knife should i get?


 No.136585

>>136584

Probis M9


 No.136586

>>136584

fairbairn-sykes


 No.136587

File: 10b154d8e132b03⋯.jpg (89.28 KB, 520x905, 104:181, e0db3f07b4122d1a0dd855719b….jpg)

File: c42bfb2452f9f89⋯.jpg (133.11 KB, 848x884, 212:221, ef260e546842214c25cf389866….jpg)

File: acd7bb08cf45ed0⋯.jpg (151.53 KB, 860x1091, 860:1091, fad68394a9961e13e8a7425b12….jpg)

File: fc8cf10291e1463⋯.jpg (58.03 KB, 640x480, 4:3, israeli-army-girls-10.jpg)

>tfw no IDF protector gf to kill rock throwers for me


 No.136588

File: ab4760fc6a05266⋯.jpg (105.33 KB, 670x447, 670:447, leatherman-charge.jpg)

>>136584

Leatherman Charge, most useful thing I ever bought.

Bit pricey though.


 No.136589

>>136587

I'd betray my beliefs with that second one


 No.136590

File: 01d8112c0ec8522⋯.jpg (275.31 KB, 1083x1370, 1083:1370, 7e2dd01cb6202182e6b1cf27ef….jpg)

File: 84d31158e57720e⋯.jpg (2.59 MB, 2128x3216, 133:201, Flickr_-_Israel_Defense_Fo….jpg)

File: 2e1f5067b6e8aac⋯.jpg (40.28 KB, 358x400, 179:200, GracePark_IDF_Woman.jpg)

File: c5c7fffbc160057⋯.jpg (41.67 KB, 386x250, 193:125, xIDFWomen001.jpg.pagespeed….jpg)

>>136589

Join the Chosen.


 No.136591

File: c25e90a8ca0347a⋯.jpg (110.49 KB, 485x400, 97:80, MTGIANTHALO-3.jpg)

>>136584

Microtech Marfione Custom Halo V 3X OTF Knife (13.75" Brend Mirror Polish)


 No.136592

>>136591

Do they sell that with pants with a really fuckin' big pocket ?


 No.136593

>>136584

Spyderco Dragonfly 2


 No.136594

>>136590

One of my dark secrets is browsing /jewess/


 No.136595

File: 55be80bf8c48540⋯.jpg (17.56 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 0.jpg)

>>136592

No that's extra.


 No.136596

File: 36ff0f4409b4013⋯.jpg (89.89 KB, 618x410, 309:205, 161227-model-idf-fighters-….jpg)

File: 97add8b93894506⋯.jpg (54.64 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 10378199_10152274873637689….jpg)

File: afe6e60159fa211⋯.jpg (138.13 KB, 558x1100, 279:550, dc4303c1d54f27dc845a2e8ddd….jpg)

File: 92d0623c229048a⋯.jpg (12.49 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images.jpg)

Good God.


 No.136597

File: 062662241bf3d63⋯.png (80.84 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ybOMjW8-_400x400.png)

>>136596

There's only room for one Temptation of the Jew around here, bucko.


 No.136598

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB, 200x320, 5:8, CRAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGG.png)

>>136597

Ha HA !!

Dans a joo


 No.136599

File: 48d5f72041a54ed⋯.jpg (288.61 KB, 882x1366, 441:683, 277bd8d19cf453015d67a767a8….jpg)

File: 6945b068f44eff7⋯.jpg (62.23 KB, 720x603, 80:67, 10896888_760961643979640_3….jpg)

File: 427559850e38243⋯.jpg (82.22 KB, 488x651, 488:651, keepo.me-fark_Z-A24SNfORVN….jpg)

File: 400b4f8f7de438e⋯.jpg (96.17 KB, 800x600, 4:3, women-of-the-IDF.jpg)

>>136597

The vineyard Kibbutz needs protection.


 No.136600

>>136598

That is the face of a man who is going to engage in entirely unwanted small talk as I try to check out.


 No.136601

>>136600

Just do what I do m8, as soon as they ask how your day has been just tell them it's none of thier Fucking business


 No.136602

>>136600

And then rape you


 No.136603

File: d117fa24e51450a⋯.jpg (68.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, No-Country-For-Old-Men.jpg)


 No.136604

File: 956be7255f74b66⋯.jpg (102.84 KB, 736x1009, 736:1009, 7cd5192ca82b44d77e532c1f31….jpg)

File: 376a0d525a458ea⋯.jpg (119 KB, 869x1501, 11:19, 97a9bdac017ffddb8faec388ed….jpg)

File: aea218a1d733b86⋯.jpg (248.85 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 9557c409ed3fdebdc135195dae….jpg)

File: edc067e23b6b6ce⋯.jpg (116.32 KB, 675x1166, 675:1166, 40182133ed4dc56ece7d2a42d6….jpg)

There are no (((coincidences)))


 No.136605

File: 80172218c7bbd9a⋯.jpg (37.33 KB, 480x600, 4:5, 85444805.jpg)

File: 4d3c743eaa39496⋯.jpeg (136.5 KB, 970x650, 97:65, 1511886674_0.jpeg)

File: 7aa0572da9b9c75⋯.jpg (76.67 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1533821862500.jpg)

File: 4b57e9ca5b68291⋯.jpg (106.85 KB, 811x1157, 811:1157, b2e3c9199eccfe41018086d829….jpg)

This is what you get when you support the Chosen people.


 No.136606

Last time I went to the bookshop in town the strange cunt behind the counter started ranting at me about Trump completely unprovoked.

It felt like being stuck in a live facebook post.


 No.136607

File: 18a19abb3a28dd6⋯.jpg (149.75 KB, 953x953, 1:1, Carátula Frontal - The Sco….jpg)

>>136604

damn some fake ass bitches there


 No.136608

File: 4c370022bf1af4d⋯.jpg (201.22 KB, 1002x1497, 334:499, be3969298ebfae95208067d974….jpg)

File: 7b9a20e01eb517d⋯.jpg (14.6 KB, 300x400, 3:4, hottest-women-of-the-IDF-5.jpg)

File: 6b497f8248b39ea⋯.jpg (59.87 KB, 500x364, 125:91, idf-woman-16.jpg)

File: 1e671d31fb15b26⋯.jpg (174.41 KB, 825x550, 3:2, Talia_Welka_1_vlx640.jpg)

File: bb4175c2b3d45e8⋯.jpg (120.87 KB, 900x600, 3:2, telaviv.jpg)

Support God.

Support Israel.


 No.136609

File: f3e1e0b5e01a81b⋯.jpg (21.29 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 77374810001_2041285459001_….jpg)

File: 62e1b8fd432da2b⋯.jpg (16.57 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 77374810001_2086194628001_….jpg)

File: ab85011b2dbf74b⋯.jpg (67.96 KB, 960x845, 192:169, IDF_20140801.jpg)

File: 4bf0c75e055f301⋯.jpg (36.41 KB, 500x317, 500:317, IDF-Girls.jpg)

>>136607

It only seems that way because you've spent so long fantasising about cattle.


 No.136610

Most effective propaganda they've had yet.


 No.136611

File: 66bb10cf54d7871⋯.jpg (25.98 KB, 400x400, 1:1, qJ5UvKRT_400x400[1].jpg)


 No.136612

File: 7b13af73a326dce⋯.jpg (11.23 KB, 236x236, 1:1, 9dced5b1f3107fc2b03fd07ebe….jpg)

File: 16046f9801bb691⋯.jpg (287.53 KB, 1196x1493, 1196:1493, 93ac93b6c3aed4088524994aba….jpg)

File: 8cefc2944defd6e⋯.jpg (99.9 KB, 1080x663, 360:221, a1567727a4ebe90461957edffe….jpg)

File: 6f99709f8e3039b⋯.jpg (58.83 KB, 640x563, 640:563, beautiful_military_girls_o….jpg)

>>136611

US is full of kikes.

Israel is full of Jews.

The US is the golden calf that once it falls the rubble left from their debauchery will be the foundation for the New Temple. The New Jerusalem.


 No.136613

File: 6d8e3ef27d26f86⋯.png (175.97 KB, 324x450, 18:25, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.136614

>>136613

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste anne frankly I won't tolerate them.


 No.136615

>>136613

More impressive than most deepfakes I've seen.


 No.136616

>>136613

lol I had the Zappa one as a shirt.


 No.136617

File: a1728414aedbf58⋯.jpg (190.19 KB, 1199x1192, 1199:1192, 947be7f47067ecf5f6ad47919c….jpg)

File: 0fc489f77ed8e33⋯.jpg (44.81 KB, 620x618, 310:309, 51052018_1090732.jpg)

File: c0e2183ef3e2574⋯.jpg (51.75 KB, 480x480, 1:1, B7tGUT1CAAAC55D.jpg)

File: d92ac18a96bca23⋯.png (723.63 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Bvw7591CEAE5TdZ.png)


 No.136618

File: ab9f4492ec3ea76⋯.jpeg (96.51 KB, 409x333, 409:333, 1351415448815s.jpeg)

>>136609

the bigger the udder, the bigger the shudder


 No.136619

File: aea51a853ebc5f4⋯.jpg (5.89 KB, 241x209, 241:209, images (1).jpg)

File: 32c797f357abb27⋯.jpg (6.81 KB, 204x247, 204:247, images.jpg)

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>>136618

Israel is the leader in medical marijuana R&D.


 No.136620

File: d43b08411adddda⋯.jpeg (82.94 KB, 602x800, 301:400, deficiency20chart.jpeg)

>>136619

with aussie financing, sure.


 No.136621

>>136619

C'mon m8, it's getting a bit boring now.

Some jew women are worth a rape or two but jews suck.


 No.136622

File: 679ae55bed604eb⋯.jpg (87.17 KB, 960x640, 3:2, العراقية-شمس-المصلاوي.jpg)

>>136620

We want to start exporting but the rest of the world can't control their people.

>>136621

Fuck you.


 No.136623

File: bfbcd27aff53c78⋯.jpg (34.74 KB, 332x443, 332:443, unnamed.jpg)

Going to fuck another gook tonight


 No.136624

File: beda64f2e728852⋯.jpeg (39.33 KB, 500x574, 250:287, 1350564533493s.jpeg)

>>136622

more like we'll grow a shit tonne here like the opium in tasmania and lose out to big pharma tableting and making propriety blends that cost insurance millions instead of allowing da ole bloke a good sniff and smoke', ya know.


 No.136625

>>136622

And they'll never cook you bacon and eggs either.


 No.136626

File: 82d68aadd12bace⋯.png (756.66 KB, 736x491, 736:491, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.136627

>>136623

Why. The first proastie was just a disaster for you.


 No.136628

I have to keep putting managers off at work who want to try out Israeli infosec devices. Every tech company there is founded/staffed by ex-Mossad and I don't want their spyware on the network.


 No.136629

File: e585ef383fc199d⋯.jpg (25.43 KB, 375x252, 125:84, Mishmar_HaEmek.JPG)

>>136626

A man after my own heart.


 No.136630

>>136627

The photos look genuine and realistic. I'm feeling horny. Maybe it will be different.


 No.136631

>>136630

Well here's hoping it goes well for you, man. Report back if it was any good.


 No.136632

File: 45ba8ff6efaf6bf⋯.png (141.86 KB, 288x175, 288:175, ClipboardImage.png)

UNNA


 No.136633

>>136630

How much are you spending on this asian strumpet?


 No.136634

>>136632

Now THERE'S some sexy jews !!!


 No.136635

>>136632

What's the bet they don't have to meet their contractual obligations if they can't hack it / don't feel like it anymore?


 No.136636

>>136631

Expect a post about 9pm awst

>>136633

120

Might bring extra for raw suck


 No.136637

>>136628

m8 they sell their spyware to everyone, I don't think they give a shit if it's legal or not


 No.136638

>>136635

I'm not taking that bet


 No.136639

>>136636

That sort of price is probably why it's a lucky dip with chink prostitutes.


 No.136640

>tfw old enough to remember when all the whores were white junkies


 No.136641

>>136637

Yeah I know. I'm not knowingly/willingly installing their shit on a network that's deemed critical infrastructure though.


 No.136642

>>136640

Man, even when I was a wee lad looking through classifieds there were plenty of gooks.


 No.136643

File: a91c915aadba973⋯.jpg (41.94 KB, 500x492, 125:123, 83830275[1].jpg)


 No.136644

File: 073c81ac1f521d0⋯.png (11.94 KB, 364x404, 91:101, images (9).png)

Why don't you have a gf yet neet?


 No.136645

>>136634

They can back that booty into my oven any time


 No.136646

>>136644

Broke, fat, unlikable, uncharismatic.


 No.136647

>cute IDF women

Not fair :(


 No.136648

>>136644

gay

not really though but that would be a really convenient excuse


 No.136649

File: ceb1627310bb944⋯.jpg (42.77 KB, 1024x521, 1024:521, 1534829780118.jpg)

Cruisey did you get to those markets and to church today?


 No.136650

>>136644

Because I filled in the forms at cenno wrong.

They sent her to my old address.


 No.136651

File: 4a8dc45e553fc1e⋯.gif (908.58 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 138631467711.gif)

What is with all the arab women spam ITT?


 No.136652

>>136649

I just went out for the first time today.

Got a giant feast and a 10 pack of wicked wings then listened to Billy Thorpe full blast coming home.

That pic does not represent me.


 No.136653

>>136651

Hi Max long time no see


 No.136654

File: 233c0be3037b791⋯.jpeg (199.85 KB, 1024x1364, 256:341, 233c0be3037b791760c20eb85….jpeg)

>>136646

Being big only half the battle


 No.136655

you used to laafff about what some fuckhead was talkin about now we just messin about wid da jewwwwwwws how does it feeeeel?


 No.136656

>>136652

>a 10 pack of wicked wings

A very good choice.


 No.136657

>>136651

Trump said Ausralia was America's greatest ally, even though it was just a gesture that won't mean much I'm guessing the kikes are sperging out


 No.136658

>>136657

American leaders call everyone their best friend. I saw a video of it once. Literal third world shitholes were being called "no better friend" by US presidents.


 No.136659

>>136655

What ?


 No.136660

>>136594

Does anyone else feel sick after eating spaghetti made from regular (ie full fat) mince from the supermarket?


 No.136661


 No.136662

>>136661

Nope, sorry.

I only click on youtube links posted by NEETs who can form coherent sentences.


 No.136663

>>136656

I tried to exchange the tendies in the feast for them but he said no.

My local one cooks them perfectly.


 No.136664

>>136657

You forgotten who the new deputy is?


 No.136665

>>136662

I did and it was good.


 No.136666

>>136660

I buy lean mince. The idea you need fat for taste is wrong in my opinion.


 No.136667

>>136666

It is the opinion of science m8.


 No.136668

>>136660

Do you drain the fat from your mince?


 No.136669

File: da58713bd88c974⋯.jpeg (7.65 KB, 194x259, 194:259, spec.jpeg)

>>136662

meh your loss cunt 8 . 9 . 10oz my last post got eaten


 No.136670

>>136667

science is racist


 No.136671

File: 14d9d24c7aaff9a⋯.png (289.31 KB, 570x735, 38:49, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.136672

File: 56829cda6d3a1ee⋯.png (577.83 KB, 882x960, 147:160, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.136673

>>136671

What the fuck is this timeline we live in


 No.136674

File: fd561b6ab28015f⋯.png (488.66 KB, 620x322, 310:161, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 776905400d495e8⋯.png (722.8 KB, 630x444, 105:74, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.136675

File: a947306fb8930a6⋯.png (875.2 KB, 620x626, 310:313, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.136676

File: d75a21cd183bb37⋯.jpg (12.86 KB, 299x274, 299:274, whoa.jpg)

I've just done some quick math and realised its actually cheaper to buy woolworths self raising flour for $0.75 and bake your own bread instead of buying the cheapest loaf at $1.50.

The flour also has more total kj in it as well, 14500kj~ in a 1kg bag of flour compared to the 6600kj~ in the bread loaf. Based on the recommended adult consumption of 8700kj a day (60900 in a week), you could theoretically only spend $5.25 on 7 bags of flour each week, for a total of 101500kj~. So basically, you could "comfortably" live off of 5 bux a week assuming you bought nothing else and still have a surplus left over.


 No.136677

>>136675

wonder if that babe can tell me my future, or even my past


 No.136678

>>136676

That's what I was getting at the other night when somebody mentioned bread prices and I said to look up the ingredients.


 No.136679

>>136676

>$1.50.

Cheap shit bread is 80 cents a loaf though.


 No.136680

>>136676

SR flour makes pretty shitty bread.


 No.136681

>>136680

I (an artisan) grow my own wheat and grind my own flour with my horse (also an artisan).


 No.136682

>>136679

It's cheaper to look through the dumpsters outside bakeries at night and just get the bread for free


 No.136683

>>136682

You'll have to stab an abbo or two to get it though


 No.136684

File: 4a0ca37f48158e8⋯.jpg (61.26 KB, 700x525, 4:3, horse-painting.jpg)

>>136681

Your horse is an artisan?


 No.136685

File: f5cdb8a7780acb9⋯.jpg (115.31 KB, 590x900, 59:90, Steve-Beer-418882.jpg)

Now I am become grease.


 No.136686

Cheesy here, been waking up at 2pm and doing nothing all weekend. I wish I had something to drink but all I have is mummybots shit-tier wine. I'll go and get a goon bag tomorrow or some lambs.


 No.136687

>>136664

Oh I know, also our deputy is the same fuck it was when Turnbull was PM, it's that guy from the National Party

Frydenberg is the party deputy


 No.136688

>>136686

have you hung out with Tahlia recently


 No.136689

>>136686

You >tfw again?


 No.136691

whose gonna be foreign minista, not ol bob hawke?


 No.136692

I slept all afternoon instead of cleaning the oven and doing the kitchen like I had planned. Hopefully I will get to it tonight.


 No.136693

File: 579919ba3386f93⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.58 MB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.136694

>>136692

It'll be a clean stove yet.


 No.136695

>>136690

I go through the KFC dumpster, usually end up with chips and a dozen pieces, gotta brush the nasties off but then it's fine


 No.136696

File: 3c55e4c6d6eb013⋯.mp4 (9.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3c55e4c6d6eb013333b5f96df9….mp4)

Weew


 No.136697


 No.136698

>>136688

Nah, I haven't for two weeks. She had the flu and then her parents were promptly angry at her for getting the flu, which meant she had to stay off school. So I can't see her. It's pretty retarded to be honest.

>>136689

I've been feeling pretty shit the past few days.


 No.136699

>>136685

Tell me more, tell me more.


 No.136700


 No.136701

>>136685

The destroyer of arteries.


 No.136702

>>136693

Revolting.


 No.136703

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>>136701

>>136699

I can hardly breath.

I didn't finish it all though.

This was the song, not Billy Thorpe.


 No.136704

>>136699

Keep talkin'. Oh, keep talking!


 No.136705

>>136702

You're just jelly that you weren't the one who bit into her peach.


 No.136706

>>136693

I'd hit it.


 No.136707

>>136695

I hoard my dumpster food and trade it for sexual favours with other broke hungry neets


 No.136708


 No.136709

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Charls at the beach


 No.136710

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

For the brissy NEET


 No.136711

File: d44c934acc9d639⋯.jpeg (23 KB, 732x306, 122:51, trump-tweet.jpeg)

>>136696

Trump just can't stop triggering people on twitter.


 No.136712

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>>136710

This was in the linked vids.

This shit is cool.


 No.136713

>>136711

did you watch the whole vid


 No.136714

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>>136686

It'll rot your meat


 No.136715

I need to piss, maybe poo. We'll see.


 No.136716

So nervous my heart is beating like a mad man and my hands are shaking, I feel like I might chunder too

I gotta sort out this anxiety shit man


 No.136717

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>>136716

Anything set it off?


 No.136718

>>136717

I'm behind at uni and I just opened the assignment I've been ignoring and I know nothing about the questions asked because like usual I'm weeks behind because I can't focus on a single thing for more than a minute


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 No.136720

>>136531

Pretty shit, spent hours getting GIMP to make an animated gif from an mp4 file with zero luck and after countless google searches for help. In the end I used ffmpeg to extract the frames from a 5-second clip then imported them to GIMP. After all that time I ended up with a very shitty quality gif. It's goon time now.


 No.136721

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>>136718

How long have you got to finish it?


 No.136722

>>136720

Have you tried giphy?


 No.136723

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>>136720

We'll be the judge of that.


 No.136724

>>136720

> to make an animated gif from an mp4 file with zero luck

I tend to use ScreenToGif to crank out gifs super quick.


 No.136725

File: 4b67a2022289f12⋯.jpg (114.11 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, 4b67a2022289f12d4efa8c3a9c….jpg)

>>136718

Just do what the rest of us did - drop out, and pursue your dream lifestyle with Dan and vidya. It's a great way to cope with anxiety.


 No.136726

>>136725

Bad advice.


 No.136727

>>136646

I like you Weber


 No.136728

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>>136727

He isn't broke.


 No.136729

>>136678

ANd I told you, "Ingredients: Bread"…


 No.136730

>>136725

Tried it before. Just leads to more anxiety about the future


 No.136731

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Quite in here tonight.


 No.136732

>>136722

Never heard of it

>>136723

For some reason it ended up being 45mb in size so I won't be uploading.

>>136724

I'll look into it when sober. Thanks.


 No.136733

>>136727

That wasn't me (this time).


 No.136734

File: 033d9d89110efb1⋯.jpg (2.09 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-08-26 18.20.53.jpg)

Got Chinese for din dins, no dumpsters for me tonight


 No.136735

>>136734

Honestly looks horrible, what's the dish and is that pink himalayan salt I see?


 No.136736

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Going to try this recipe one day


 No.136737

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I cleaned the oven, did the stove, microwave and fridge (external only on the fridge) and the dishes, sink and countertops.

Things are moving in the right direction. If I keep doing a bit each day pretty soon my house will be fit for human habitation again.


 No.136738

File: e4c4f242a947733⋯.png (88.03 KB, 240x210, 8:7, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.136739

>>136737

Good on ya. You'll sleep better tonight having done all that.


 No.136740

>>136738

That image will get MILF NEET excited.


 No.136741

File: 0ff1fed2f2a9629⋯.jpg (111.13 KB, 640x853, 640:853, CEM8CW6DEADpc4_MC5bRVsi5Th….jpg)

File: 37adca0c560536e⋯.jpg (198.76 KB, 960x540, 16:9, SKkEyh8poBfdIDaj9waqupIk0s….jpg)

>>136682

>>136690

>>136695

>>136734

Is dumpster diving srs and viable in Australia? I was under the impression stores here lock up all their bins. I'm looking it up now and finding redditors posting about how they found troves of sweets, or laptops and sound systems.


 No.136742

>>136738

This triggers me, I fucking hate the way women speak on radio and tv


 No.136743

File: 7ae0dd950bec7d5⋯.png (151.76 KB, 357x477, 119:159, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.136744

>>136743

She didn't age too badly.


 No.136745

>>136735

Have to agree. I was staring at it trying to decide whether it was fried tentacles, intestines, or just lightly browned poop.


 No.136746

>>136741

Just pick the lock on the dumpster, locked dumpsters means there's good shit inside


 No.136747

>>136741

In my experience bins are not only locked but often the locked bins are put in a locked enclosure as well.

I think it is more to stop people who are not entitled to use them filling them up with their junk than to stop scavengers.

I would never become a bin scavenging person because I would be too embarrassed to be seen at it.


 No.136748

>>136735

Curry chicken and fried rice, it tastes good


 No.136749

>>136747

We had an e-waste bin at work a few weeks ago and within 24 hours it had been tipped over and anything of value taken out of it.


 No.136750

>>136745

>>136735

>>136748

I thought it looked pretty good. My racism prevents me eating chink food now. I used to like it when I was a kid though.


 No.136751

>>136749

I hope all the hard drives had been erased to the appropriate standards.


 No.136752

>>136751

They're pulled and destroyed in a separate process.


 No.136753

>>136748

And the pink-lidded bottle thingo?


 No.136754

>>136752

That is good to know. I like things done right.


 No.136755

>>136747

Chicks love guys who look through bins, I was at the trains station and pulled a half eaten burger out of the bin and this hot chick wouldn't stop checking me out


 No.136756

>>136741

I've seen people who scavenge at the tip, but bins? Not even the homeless guys I've seen try that.


 No.136757

>>136755

She was impressed with your foraging skills, girls love guys who can provide.


 No.136758

>>136753

Salt, I rub it under my foreskin before a wank


 No.136759

>>136755

I got half a meat pie out of a bin once and this old lady pressed $10 into my hand and said "for heaven's sake buy yourself something to eat!!".


 No.136760

File: 6207f2787ae2bfc⋯.png (58.14 KB, 647x474, 647:474, costanzapepe.png)

>>136759

That one might just be serious. It is hard to tell.


 No.136761

>>136760

It wasn't actually me, but I witnessed it.


 No.136762

>>136759

sounds like gf2018 is going well for you


 No.136763

>>136759

Eat the pie and spend the money on goon, shoplifting canned food is a good way to go because you can store it at your sleeping spot in the park for later


 No.136764

>>136741

Depending on the location of the bin/s you could end up getting charged/arrested with trespassing if you were caught digging through them 'after hours' on private property. Just a thought.


 No.136765

>>136761

It had the ring of authenticity to it.


 No.136766

I think I need a hobby or something, neets


 No.136767

>>136761

I bet he spent the $10 on drugs.


 No.136768

>>136766

Become a goon enthusiast.


 No.136769

>>136766

You need a job, or a training program that will get you into a job.


 No.136770

>>136764

It's not so bad, sometimes they give you soup at the police station


 No.136771

>>136769

I have a job, it's the rest of the time that needs filling


 No.136772

>>136767

This was late 80's / early 90's. He was a fixture in Rundle Mall for years and then disappeared. Don't think he was a druggie, just hardcore homeless.


 No.136773

>>136768

y'know I've actually only drank goon once in my life. It was too sweet for my liking, I probably missed out on the teenage taste adjustment period that is required to shove the stuff down my throat every night.


 No.136775

File: c21f0405ae6880d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 61.78 KB, 650x423, 650:423, homeless.jpg)

>>136772

Meanwhile at the homeless neet commune


 No.136776

>>136775

that must be 40 year old neet


 No.136777


 No.136778

>>136777

you bigot


 No.136779

File: 40ff6457cf7c8ae⋯.jpg (16.64 KB, 240x214, 120:107, 4c53721b4985d1c92c602a853a….jpg)

In my comfy trackies with just the lamp on listening to a random gentle piano concertos playlist on spotify and smoking that fully dank herbs

Is it time to bring in the goon?


 No.136780

>>136779

sounds like more of a bottled goon occasion


 No.136781

>>136779

It's too good to miss up on.


 No.136782


 No.136783

>>136779

Goon would ruin it.


 No.136784

>>136783

This tbh


 No.136785

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136779

Fucking oath it is!


 No.136786

>>136772

He probably crawled into a stormwater drain to die as will we all one day


 No.136787

>>136783

This fellas right.

Throw on some JBPwave (recommend vol. 5) and see what you think comfyNEET.


 No.136788

>>136776

He's the smart neet who saved up his dumpster food to pay for that bj


 No.136789

File: 7b3ed37c1eeaf81⋯.jpg (19.88 KB, 409x409, 1:1, 1323222240001.jpg)

>>136787

hahah wtf, cool


 No.136790

File: 04e71648986f3f3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 188.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, dumpster-sex.jpg)

Meanwhile out the back of dans murphy's


 No.136791

File: bfcc1a5fa74bfe5⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1280x738, 640:369, vlcsnap-2018-08-26-21h29m2….png)


 No.136792

She was under 30 at least but looked nothing like her photos. She had an innie pussy, nice tits but a pancake arse. I couldn't cum in the 30 mins I paid for.

To hell with it.


 No.136793

>>136790

why is the woman white?


 No.136794

>>136792

>looked nothing like her photos

That seems a very common experience with these whores.


 No.136795

>>136791

who is he and why have you posted him?


 No.136796

>>136792

>but looked nothing like her photos

That's a tough break, NEET. Looks like you gave it your best shot.


 No.136797

I think upping the lexapro may have had something to do with my inability to cum


 No.136798

>>136790

Was going to make a witty comment about myself and the local Lifeline donation bins when I noticed her right hand. Now I don't know what to think or say.


 No.136799

>>136798

It's just splayed all weird because it's an awkward angle.


 No.136800

>>136792

>a gook prossie under 30

A rare find. Shame you couldn't climax though. Have you fapped yet since returning home?


 No.136801

>>136800

Nah sitting in my car smoking with a coke in a parking lot. Kinda tumesced. Lost all horniness.


 No.136802

>>136795

She. Ashley Tisdale. American has-been thot. Straight to TV 'movie' Picture This. 2008. Teen high school-tier nonsense. I've always had a thing for her.


 No.136803

>>136800

What, are they all milfs turning tricks to help put their teenage kids through private schools?


 No.136804

>>136802

Thought she looked like one of God's chosen people. Wikipedia confirmed.


 No.136805

>>136793

She's 1/16th noonga


 No.136806

File: eb1ab9edcf1a180⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.31 MB, 683x1024, 683:1024, ClipboardImage.png)

Good night.


 No.136807

>>136806

Night.


 No.136808

>>136806

Face like a 90s CGI cartoon. Night, NEET.


 No.136809

>>136802

I vaguely remember that name


 No.136810

File: 0a93575300bd071⋯.webm (5.12 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Untitled Project.webm)

I made some OC, what do you think

The change I made was to add the Ayy Lmao song


 No.136811

>>136806

Good night. Awful image.


 No.136812

>>136810

ayyy goon


 No.136813

>>136812

ayyy macarena


 No.136814

>>136812

ayy NK


 No.136815

File: b59f6b5cc690dd2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 24.06 KB, 485x303, 485:303, images (13).png)

>Tfw you call dans customer support for a wank but a big burly man with and iron bar breaks your door down and bashes you in the dick


 No.136816

>>136810

I cracked a smile, nice work NEET.

>no way to ayy

Pft.


 No.136817

File: 433e635094a1266⋯.jpg (55.66 KB, 893x670, 893:670, Kyoko Uemu.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.136818

>daddybot says "I'm going to use the air compressor 7:50 am this sunday"

>at first I'm surprised he warns me on his boomer behaviour ahead of time

>not like I'd sleep until then anyway, their screeching wakes me up way before that

>it's now 9am

>he hasn't used the air compressor yet

>everything is normal


 No.136819

>>136817

Goodnight Wong Fu.


 No.136820

>>136815

Should've called lifeline. You don't cross Mr Murphy, that's just neetlifeskills 101.


 No.136821

>>136817

Nighty night


 No.136822

>>136817

Nighty night, Long Gong "Dick in a Ramen Cup" Wong.


 No.136823

>>136819

They're Honorary Aryans, not chinks.


 No.136824

>>136820

They have a restraining order out against him I think.


 No.136825

>>136823

In their dreams.


 No.136826

>>136818

Stick the air compressor up the robo vacuum's bum hole.


 No.136827

>>136825

At the rate this country is going, we'll wish we were honorary japs.


 No.136828

File: c569eb58e246c28⋯.png (105.42 KB, 555x580, 111:116, back in buzniz.png)

Working on a lil something-something. Should be fun.


 No.136829

>>136818

He's trying to psychologically break you


 No.136830

>>136828

I look forward to it.


 No.136831

>>136829

You can't break what is already broken.


 No.136832

>>136830

I'll keep you all updated.


 No.136833

>>136820

Lifeline blocker my number and all the payphones in my area.

The Indian scammers won't even call me anymore because I don't have bobs or vagene


 No.136834

>>136832

Stay out of my date


 No.136835

File: 67720d528324475⋯.gif (39.11 KB, 100x100, 1:1, 67720d52832447515f2e0d3e87….gif)

>>136828

I'm working on a wank


 No.136836

>>136818

So do you guys get enough NEETbux to be able to rent a favela house


 No.136837

>>136835

Keep us updated.

>>136834

Never.


 No.136838

File: 97399d0d6dead67⋯.png (39.46 KB, 500x500, 1:1, danm.png)

>>136835

have a goon


 No.136839

>>136838

But the goon makes me wank to bad things


 No.136840

>>136818

Murder him


 No.136842

File: 795f8c1615561ad⋯.png (22.58 KB, 218x199, 218:199, g o o n.png)

>>136839

Not having a goon makes me do bad things.


 No.136843

File: 9d7a24fee898d06⋯.jpg (15.8 KB, 547x480, 547:480, 1501220303001.jpg)

I'm out of smokes


 No.136844

>>136843

Have a mint


 No.136845

>>136843

Have a meth


 No.136846

>>136843

That's why you save your ciggie butts

t. thrifty boong neet


 No.136847

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New Thread: >>136841

New Thread: >>136841

New Thread: >>136841

New Thread: >>136841

New Thread: >>136841


 No.136848

>>136843

>this makes the MC Ride stare at the ceiling harder than normal




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