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 No.259965

Woof woof

OLD >>259209

 No.259966

>>259959

You could post poo pictures from the bowel cancer section and make NK heaps jealous


 No.259967

The other thread is better. Just needs the picture fixed and a link to the old thread.


 No.259968

OLD: >>259956


 No.259969

There is an illegal thread that is making me feel rather uncomfortable.


 No.259970

>>259967

I like the current picture


 No.259971

This thread should have been

Ethical Wank Distribution Edition


 No.259972

>>259969

I like the way her username is Lisa Hide. You can clearly see she isn't hiding anything.


 No.259973

>>259971

I have no adequate pepe for such an edition


 No.259975

>>259971

Robbing from the wank-wealthy and giving to the wank-deprived.

A real life RobbingWank.


 No.259976

>>259975

Beautiful!


 No.259977

1% of the neets have 99% of the wanks


 No.259978

>>259966

You could also get a stethoscope and pretend to be a doctor and tell people they are going to die.


 No.259979

>>259977

trickle down wank economy


 No.259980

>>259979

Keyne's invisible hand is wanking me off right now


 No.259981

The council deems the talk of wank percentages as dangerous and a punishable offence.


 No.259982

>>259978

Vile post

>but could be funny if he posts videos of it with the patients freaking out


 No.259983

>>259981

i'm shorting my wank stocks


 No.259984

>>259980

Incredible.


 No.259985


 No.259986

>>259982

Pooing on random patients.


 No.259987

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>>259978

>>259982

>Be a boomer

>Go in for some routine bread and butter surgery

>Some NEET Dr comes over and wanks you off

>Then tells you that you're going to die


 No.259989

>>259987

Perfect everything is ready for next thread.


 No.259990

Dr. Wank


 No.259991


 No.259992

>>259991

Is it gay if the wanks are for wank-deprived individuals? Boomers obviously have the biggest wank surplus.


 No.259993

>>259991

Fathers home!


 No.259994

I have wanked to Brandi Love and to a black amateur getting fucked up the bum.

What should I wank to next? I'm avoiding Asian porn at the moment, gives me feels


 No.259995

>>259991

and you love it


 No.259996

Have a


 No.259997

Big


 No.259998

>>259994

You are currently in a wank deficit, please refrain from any further wanks.


 No.259999

Slow


 No.260000

Wank


 No.260001

>>259998

I am a free wanker.

I wank as I please.


 No.260002

>>259999

>>260000

wasted posts


 No.260003

>>259994

have a nofap


 No.260004

>>260001

Reckless.


 No.260005

>>260002

>t. Boong wizard


 No.260006

>>260002

STOLEN FROM THE BLACK FELLA UNNA

JUST LIKE ME LAND TAKEN BY THAT WHOITE DOG COOK UNNA


 No.260007

A nice crisp 18c tomorrow, might go down to kmart and buy some new trackies.


 No.260008

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First chapter of Danny potter


 No.260009

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>>260006

Our Land


 No.260010

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 No.260011

>>260008

>>260010

What a man.


 No.260012

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 No.260013

>>260007

Think I'll do exactly the same. My current ones are looking a bit worse for wear and don't feel as comfy and fluffy as they used to.

I'd like to have one of those fancy pairs of trackies, you know those gym wear ones, I can feel the judgment even with my super comfy brand new $15 kmart trackies


 No.260014

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 No.260015

>>260013

Good to mix and match with those adventurous Velcro shoes.


 No.260016

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 No.260018

File: 71b00daf55fe9d2⋯.jpg (1.73 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190426_174250~2.jpg)

It actually looks like a good read, tried to get the focus right as best I can. I'll post the rest of the book when I'm done cleaning my boong nest


 No.260019

File: 63517c063906b1c⋯.jpg (21.88 KB, 466x658, 233:329, images(4).jpg)

>>260010

Dan in space


 No.260020

wankneets.com


 No.260021

what's the best brand of toilet paper? quilton just isn't doing it for me right now


 No.260022

Did webby get all autistic in here?

What's with the pics of books?


 No.260023

>>260022

Read the posts you miss.


 No.260024

>>260021

Coles brand 2ply, absorbs the blood really well


 No.260025

>>260023

OI!

I'm about to.


 No.260026

>>259773

They're ok man, I'm going to test drive it tomorrow.

>>259775

I'm the one looking at the mondeo


 No.260027

>>260021

I exclusively use sorbent silky wet wipes


 No.260028

>>259981

Punishable in the form of wanks taken.


 No.260029

>>260027

Has your dad had to unclog the sewer line as a result?


 No.260030

>>259796

hot

>>259807

Yesterday at the start of the Anzac morning service a kookaburra drowned out the whole first song, then the maggies chimed in. At the end the white galahs started squawking.


 No.260031

>>260030

That's kind of nice though in an Aussie kind of way.


 No.260032

>>260026

Ah, hope it goes well, should be an okay car if it's been maintained, diesels are generally more reliable - engine-wise that is.


 No.260033

>>259987

>bread and butter surgery

Hmmmm


 No.260034

>>260029

Nah, these ones are flushable.


 No.260035

>>260033

fairybread surgery in your case


 No.260036

>>259812

I'm having kievs on a bed of quinoa

>>259818

That is the effect Dan has.


 No.260037

I'm going to smoke a cigar in Cruisey's new Mondeo.


 No.260038

>>260037

You will need to open the sun roof.


 No.260039

>>260031

Yeah it was, The kookaburra at the start was cool while they were going on about how we are all on traditional unna land.


 No.260040

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>>260019

Dan enjoying one after a hard day


 No.260041

>>260032

I'll test it tomorrow but I am keen. It might be front wheel drive though.

There's an XT there that's on gas that is ok.


 No.260042

>>259867

I went to a participants house after work. I had a heated debate about how he expects more out of others than he does himself. Took over an hour and he probably forgot.

>>259872

Pretty much their only decent burger. I thought their breakky burger was ok.


 No.260043

Food suggestions please


 No.260044

>>260034

They all say that, they just dont break down like toilet paper


 No.260045

When will we get more footage of proteinNEET?

I seriously can't believe that didnt get more attention, its basically the highlight of the board for me


 No.260046

>>260045

what did we miss?


 No.260047

>>260043

quinoa


 No.260048

>>260045

Is that you?

If not that is a strange coincidence. I filmed him for about 20 minutes yesterday.

I need to edit it.


 No.260049

>>260041

Yeah they're front wheel drive, pretty much a basic comfy sedan, if you don't end up liking it and are not fussed with things just go with a Corolla, Camry, Civic or Accord for ultimate trouble free motoring.

>>260044

These do break up pretty easily, they are rather thin.


 No.260050

>>260048

Not him, but I identify strongly with his lifestyle and attitude.


 No.260051

>>260049

Accord's are nice. I also like suberu liberty's.


 No.260052

Bloke at work has a nice Ford Ranger Raptor thingo. Just looked it up… $84k drive away. No thanks.


 No.260053

>>260050

It's actually more like 40 mins. we were just chatting about nothing.


 No.260054

>>260051

Subies are good but not as reliable as a Toyota or Honda.


 No.260055

>>260052

I like the Ford Rangers, probably wouldn't go for the raptor but maybe a mid trim model in diesel, or a Mazda BT-50 which is the exact same car but a bit cheaper.


 No.260056

>>260055

What's the car equivalent of velcro shoes?


 No.260057

>>260056

a getz


 No.260058

>>260056

Kia Picanto.


 No.260059

>>260056

megane


 No.260060

Chick on bumble has just asked me what my personal record for pizza slices is


 No.260061

>>260058

The 2019 GT Turbo model is only $17k new.


 No.260062

>>259880

You know too much.

>>259954

You'll have a wank surplus in no time.


 No.260063

>>260060

A silly question without her specifying the diameter.


 No.260064

>>260060

she wants to know if you have beaten her 35 slice record


 No.260065

>>259977

big kek

>>260008

>>260010

>>260012

>>260014

>>260016

>>260018

A truly historic picture book.

>>260030

Must have been a beautiful symphony.

>>260048

>>260053

The anticipation mounts.

Just finished dinner, the local butcher is very good at his job.


 No.260066

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>260061

Not too shabby for a 3 cylinder..


 No.260067

>>260045

You never responded to my post about me not wanking to you and you wanted more replies?


 No.260068

>>260065

>The anticipation mounts.

I don't think I can be fucked, I'll have to listen to it all and edit bits out where he said peoples names and places.

I should've recorded it as an audio thing and just made it into a vocaroo.


 No.260069

>>260064

Tell her yes and your cream topping will fill her up.


 No.260070

>>260068

>edit bits out where he said peoples names and places.

Ah that does sound like a lot of work, audio would work but there's something great about being able to see things.


 No.260071

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>260066

3 cyldiners are cool when in bikes


 No.260072

File: 3b54b467e84c572⋯.jpg (358.87 KB, 1080x2220, 18:37, Screenshot_20190426-203110….jpg)

On my way to nurgle gf


 No.260073

>>260061

>>260066

I was going to buy one. I test drove the 2018 model. They have kick but CVT in the automatic was a bit slow in delivering power when I flawed it.


 No.260074

>>260072

You can do it mate!


 No.260075

>>260070

I'm watching it now. Something about it is really watchable. I don't get it.


 No.260076

>>260068

Can I wank to it?


 No.260077

>>260073

Nah they're just slow.


 No.260078

>>260072

I bet she's into food-play


 No.260079

>>260072

Is this one of those weird fetish things?


 No.260080

>>260075

Probably because it's humble genuine conversation. Most good documentaries are just that.


 No.260081


 No.260082

Is $1130 monthly rent good?


 No.260083

>>260040

He uses the transporter to jizz shot boongs all around the country


 No.260084

>>260082

i assume it's somewhere nice?

i spend 710 a month for a place with some girls, in a upper part class of town


 No.260085

>>260082

Rent should be no more than 30% of your net weekly income


 No.260086

>>260084

I don't think it's legal to rent girls


 No.260087

>>260084

It's a studio in the southeastern suburbs of Melbourne

>>260085

Currently it's 51% of my future net weekly income 56% if I include car park rent, that's not including utilities


 No.260088

>>260087

Problem is real estate agent will look at this against your paychecks to see if you can afford it


 No.260089

File: 10e2ad6fa771a27⋯.png (134.79 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.260090

>tfw incredibly depressed and losing my mind


 No.260091

>>260090

have a reflection upon your current lifestyle choices


 No.260092

>>260090

Have a wank


 No.260093

>>260082

jesus no


 No.260094

>>260087

are you currently living with your parent(s)? if so, I'd stay there and build up some savings.


 No.260095

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.260096

File: 2b9602a85dcda55⋯.mp4 (14.98 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1.mp4)


 No.260097

>>260096

How did you meet this gentleman?


 No.260098

>>260097

I went to school with him. I think we met in year 9. We lived together in a share house for a bit too.


 No.260099

ROOMATES ATE MY DINNER

GONNA SPINT 10KM ON MY BIKE TO RED ROOSTER AND BWS BEFORE THEY CLOSE @10 UNNA

WISH ME LUCK


 No.260100

>>260096

gave up at 4:06


 No.260101

>>260099

I hope you punish them accordingly


 No.260102

File: 5010ae9e7edb5ad⋯.jpeg (4.84 KB, 180x179, 180:179, BA8DD314-AB48-48BF-AB14-C….jpeg)

>tfw on the piss


 No.260103

>>260095

he's such a gem. best talk show host ever. i've watched hours of his stuff and he never ceases to give me a chuckle. his autobiography is good too.


 No.260104

>>260094

This is a good idea, some real estate agents ask for bank statements to see if you're full of shit or not and what your spending habits are like, the properties I'm applying to I include my bank statement even if they don't ask for it.

I have $15k in the bank atm so I'm not shy on supplying it


 No.260105

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 No.260106

File: 4e563e2976fb555⋯.mp4 (9.73 MB, 640x360, 16:9, wah wha.mp4)

>>260101

BAH FUCK IT … i hate psushing (thats a real word) into fast food joints before close….

its my own fault i cooked a big chicken kora curry and rice and jokingly said hey tak what you want to one guy and then went upstairs another got home and they ate they the whole thing

> STRATEGY

relax you have 2 cases of goon left and you just scored an 0 last night

sit down. relax. drink goon. taste the new strain . if you get hungry there is always peanut butter sandwiches and MC D is 24 hours and just a 15 minute ride away

> i want to kill people

> be zen

alright im ZEN motherfucka


 No.260107

>>260105

Wonder how many boongs are trapped in that mercs boot


 No.260108

>>260098

I have a NEET friend whom I had met in school as well, he's still a NEET to this day


 No.260109

>>260106

Do you take medication?


 No.260110

>>260108

You're going to become a role model for him though, aren't you?


 No.260111

File: 396ca7237e7c2eb⋯.png (24.55 KB, 615x614, 615:614, 1e8e951f039b5b357539afddef….png)

>>260109

< THERE IS ONLY ONE MEDIACTION


 No.260112

>>260110

Yes, hopefully my gaining employment has given him some hope


 No.260113

Wank Clerk


 No.260114

>>260108

if the opposite of NEET is NPC then he is truly a righteous man


 No.260115

Some of these posts make me distrustful of medical professionals


 No.260116

>tfw take medication


 No.260117

File: 4b6608e5ef46a93⋯.jpg (74.42 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, w1200_h678_fmax.jpg)

>>260111

Not so fast dan


 No.260118

>>260117

You can't put cocaine in medicine anymore Craig


 No.260119

File: 383239bdb5b5882⋯.jpeg (245.48 KB, 1456x1941, 1456:1941, 61255DCE-68C7-4FCF-9151-1….jpeg)

>tfw severely depressed at a pub in woop woop


 No.260120

>tfw devastating addiction to alcohol that is ruining my life


 No.260121

>>260119

Those old blokes seem to think you're a weird cunt


 No.260122

File: 65c62b721bb09c0⋯.jpg (1.03 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-04-26 20.06.28.jpg)

Dan was in the airforce in ww2, and before that it said he also trained to become a priest for the franciscans


 No.260123

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>>260121

They’re right lol. They still come up for a chat though.


 No.260124

>>260120

Iktf monk


 No.260125

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File: c16a6ab1bbd1dd8⋯.jpg (899.91 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-04-26 20.09.34.jpg)


 No.260126

>>260125

That Image Rendering Dan is horrifying


 No.260127

>>260119

Any hot boongs?


 No.260128


 No.260129

>>260128

Looks like I'll be taking the Dying of Easily Curable Diseases Pill


 No.260130

>>260096

Nice, that blues scale was clean.

Not as engaging as the previous videos but I enjoyed it.

HOT belly rub


 No.260131

>>260126

It's the transformation of evil


 No.260132

Considering another pizza


 No.260133

>>260132

Consider a water and an early night


 No.260134

I haven't wanked today yet


 No.260135

File: 25555ac20c1408b⋯.png (806.76 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, GOONWARS.png)

>>260125

>For Dan, it was all about the deal.


 No.260136

>>260135

Neet to try that unna goon, how much is it? Is Dan or Craig cheaper?


 No.260137

>>260135

very lewd dan


 No.260138

File: fb89331e89af631⋯.jpg (2.63 MB, 3000x2220, 50:37, 29.44_Last_Action_Hero.jpg)

>>260119

anyone blogging on one of dem smart fone is seen as hostile enemy combatant. relax thank for the OC

>>260122

>>260125

nice DAN archaeology there frem 11/10

>>260135

haven't sunk that far yet still on the banrock and yalumba casks. will be voting for [NPC] [NUMBER] [CONTROVERSIAL QUEENSLAND POLITICIAN] = /argument/ [PAULINE HANSON] = void


 No.260139

>>260136

It's a relatively rare goon, can't find it on Craig or Dan's websites.

Probably best to have a shop around and look for Stanley's fruity lexia

>>260137

Craig's certainly therapist of the two.

>>260138

Vote [1] for the NEETparty.


 No.260140

File: ceb33012baad2cc⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1838x813, 1838:813, dann.PNG)

There are some strange Dans in the world


 No.260141

>>260140

Dr Dan Read looks like he's been on the goon too long


 No.260142

I wish I could rip a few thumb packed cones with cruisey


 No.260143

>>260141

Not long enough.

I believe multiple peer-reviewed scientific journals have published articles about the link between high goon consumption and an increase in male fertility.

It's well documented.


 No.260144

>tfw too lazy to pack another cone


 No.260145

Good night friends.


 No.260146

>>260144

Keep it up!

I got too lazy to drive three hours for weed so I ended up quitting due to my laziness.

>>260145

GN M8


 No.260147

>>260145

Good night


 No.260148

File: 25655dfc1833fef⋯.jpg (1018.34 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-04-26 21.12.27.jpg)

>>260142

Come over to mine and I'll thumb pack you


 No.260149

>>260143

That's the only thing keeping the aboriginal race alive


 No.260150

>>260148

Don’t say things you don’t mean bro


 No.260151

>>260148

Caliente!


 No.260152

Mohammad has dropped off the pizza

Time to get comfy with some cones and youtube


 No.260153

>>260149

Boong semen contains so much goon it's starting to infuse into their DNA


 No.260154

>>260152

is it halal?

What're you going to be viewing?


 No.260155

>>260154

It absolutely is not, I'll be watching sailing la vagabonde vlogs for perhaps the next hour


 No.260156

>>260150

I already thumb packed three boongs assholes tonight and the parties just getting started


 No.260157

>>260152

Did that pizza have bacon on it?


 No.260158

I'm gonna have to force myself to wank with my right hand now, my left shoulder had been in a bit of pain the last couple of weeks from the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAe wanks and its taking its toll. It doesn't mess with lifting but when I start wanking the pain gets pretty bad


 No.260159

>>260158

Get on the DSP and get a NDIS provided wank helper.


 No.260160

>>260155

>It absolutely is not

Good, good!

>sailing la vagabonde vlogs

Never heard of it before, looks like some real rich-normie shit, not bad


 No.260161

>>260156

Great work, we need more of your sort around the rural and remote aboriginal communities.


 No.260162

>>260161

NO WOIGHT DOG IS STICKING HIS FINGERS UP MY BUM HOLE.


 No.260163

>>260159

State in-forced NEET happy endings?

I approve.


 No.260164

>>260162

You have no choice.


 No.260165

>tfw yellow durry fingers for 3 weeks now

so this is what it's like


 No.260166

>>260158

To service my needs I'd need like ten support workers


 No.260167

>>260162

Even for a goon?


 No.260168

Man I am fucking definitely moving to Queensland

People up there are cool as shit and the weathers great

Fuck these yuppie cunts man


 No.260169

>>260165

I used to get those after big goon sessions with chainsmoking, quit and moved to the gape capers so no yellow fingers and a bigger bank account


 No.260170

>>260168

Some decent boongs up there too


 No.260171

Went for some gook food from Gook Hill and then the gym. It's going to be bourbon time soon.


 No.260172

>>260165

I had yellow durry fingers for months when I started smoking rollies daily.

Strangely the stains have gone away without me noticing. Perhaps it was due to cutting back a bit.

>>260169

>chainsmoking

That'll do it.

>quit

>bigger bank account

No doubt, for me quitting cannabis was what made me able to start saving money. Still would like to quit the darts in the future but it's good for now.

>tfw 6 years since I've had this much money in my band account.


 No.260173

>>260171

Where'd you go? Think I'll be there next week seeing some bumble slut, pretty cheap beers in chink hill, used to get gooned there pretty often when I was at uni


 No.260174

>>260168

QLD does seem great, absolutely beautiful up there. I know some great people up that way.

NT would be next then WA for me personally.

Tassie is also beautiful but the amount of lefties puts me off.


 No.260175

Fucking killed a cockroach that was crawling up my wall, I just cleaned the house and it wasn't dirty to begin with. Now I'm looking in all the crevasses in the house to see if anymore are around then gas the house


 No.260176

>>260174

For me its QLD, then tas, then NT i reckon

My mate lives in tas on the dole living in a public house for only 90 bucks a week or someting, few minutes from the coast in a white middle class town, living the fuckin dream aye unna

Reckon Darwin would be pretty chill but ultimately I'd like to live in North QLD or Noosa, way less stress than down here in this yuppie nightmare


 No.260177

>>260175

>see if anymore are around then gas the house

Make sure to use Zyklon B for maximum effect.


 No.260178

>>260176

Nice, I don't know anyone in tazzie, which could be a good thing if I were to move there in the future.

That does sounds like a fucking good time, I was pretty young last time I was there but it was super comfy.

Yuppies are indeed a bit of a nightmare.


 No.260179

>>260178

They might not have cheap gook hookers thou


 No.260180

>>260179

Probably a good thing. I'd like a stable monogamous relationship so that doesn't concern me unna.


 No.260181

>>260180

Yeah but you can always have the cheeky Chink on the side as long as you are immune to herpes


 No.260182

>>260181

Absolutely vile


 No.260183

>>260182

Vile life


 No.260184

I'm ashamed to say I did three decent poos and didn't post a single photo of them


 No.260185

>>260135

So what goon establishment does pepe represent?


 No.260186

>>260185

Why the humble goon connoisseur NEETs of course.


 No.260187

Can't believe she left me NEETs

It's just totally ruined me

I'm completely defeated, I don't have even one person to talk to and I spend every moment dreaming of a better future that I'm quickly realising will never happen, and that I'll be sad and struggling for the rest of my life

I give up


 No.260188

>>260184

Shame.

Your punishment will be swiftly delivered


 No.260189

File: 1d874301630bb55⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.19 KB, 700x466, 350:233, unnaqt2.jpg)

>>260187

Fuck her, bitches 'aint shit but hoes and tricks.

Think of the future hot unnas.

Whilst it's shit now, it does get better mate. May take some time, just hang in there.


 No.260190

>>260186

Their security guard won't let me in because I have a job


 No.260191

>>260187

Those feels last an average of two weeks, I recommend going out and just talking to random chicks, even if it's not at a drinking establishment. Men hardly approach chicks in public these days and a lot of them don't mind it, it will help you feel less like a throwaway and will get you out of the house and off the grog..

The alternative is just to get gooned and wank to photos of her and dig the hole even deeper


 No.260192

>>260189

I've tried telling him multiple times (and cruisey) that he needs a real woman. Some neets just don't listen


 No.260193

>>260173

Some place in the food court above the coles that I don't remember the name of. There's a place that does a happy hour of $7 pints or something that's right next to Station street, but somehow everytime I pass it and feel like buying a beer the happy hour isn't on.


 No.260194

>>260193

Theres a joint that used to do 10 dollar jugs iirc. Almost miss getting asked for cash by the bogan cunts outside the station, bet its changed a bit now.


 No.260195

>>260190

At least the security guards are doing their job correctly.


 No.260196

>>260192

Real women can be difficult to find these days, I've only met a handful.


 No.260197

>>260194

>Almost miss getting asked for cash by the bogan cunts outside the station, bet its changed a bit now.

Yeah it has, a couple of years ago you would have a group of 20-30 derros perpetually sitting outside the station/supermarket area and asking people for money and smokes. The gooks must have kicked up a fuss about it in recent times because they've all dispersed now, and you now find them from time to time in smaller groups outside pretty much every supermarket in a 5km radius of box hill.


 No.260198

>>260193

Maybe you made them depressed?


 No.260199

>>260196

Better than a handful of wank


 No.260200

>>260197

A lot of the shitty small shopping centers I've been to have security guards now pestering the bums to fuck off, Westfield have always had a lot of security especially on Thursday nights because all the kids like to go there


 No.260201

>>260199

Indeed.


 No.260202

>>260201

Or an assful of aboriginal rape


 No.260203

File: b7a735cf22c51fa⋯.jpg (111.3 KB, 518x960, 259:480, b7a735cf22c51fa4c35638155e….jpg)


 No.260204

wait 2 more years for wizard powers or fuck a prostie?


 No.260205

>>260202

An assfull of aboriginal rape sounds much more appealing then a lonely unfulfilling routine wank.


 No.260206

File: f364b17dbe924a7⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 156.58 KB, 500x394, 250:197, 1550025847645.gif)

>>260204

The choice is yours


 No.260207

Wish I had a family bros

Incredibly lonely


 No.260208

>>260198

Nah, it was probably Box Hill itself that did that to them, it's quite a depressing place nowadays.

>>260200

Yeah more and more places have security these days, not sure whether this is a good or a bad thing.


 No.260209

>>260207

:^(

Be strong unna, I don't really know what to say but hang in there.


 No.260210

Retiring to bed now. Night Night NEETs.


 No.260211

>>260210

Night mate


 No.260212

File: 1d6ab5e5c8ea85c⋯.png (613.74 KB, 518x960, 259:480, b7a735cf22c51fa4c35638155e….png)

>>260203

Not bad, I tried improving it.


 No.260213

File: e50425f41d9d925⋯.png (279.31 KB, 650x488, 325:244, TonyHansonBook2.png)

Didn't know Tones was so well read.


 No.260214

>>260212

I wish they showed me that in High school, had to waste all those years finding success


 No.260215

I wish I was a part of something, instead of sitting in my room all day


 No.260216

File: 5a3950992f93dc5⋯.jpg (35.67 KB, 650x366, 325:183, ec36667a8f03c70864470a64ad….jpg)

>>260215

A part of an Aboriginal orgy?


 No.260217

>>260216

Maccas hotcakes mate


 No.260218

That feel when stink of alcohol despite shower and fresh clothes

Not good aye


 No.260219

>>260217

I'd fuck a hashbrown


 No.260220


 No.260221

>>260218

Have you clothes soak in napisan for a day.


 No.260222

File: 6693f9e2dab10d2⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 62.39 KB, 1616x800, 101:50, chart.jpeg)

Morning.


 No.260223

Morning neets. Finally worked up the courage to weigh myself for the first time in 3 years. I've gained 45kg. This is not good.


 No.260224

File: 6da2e0c061ef04a⋯.png (96.3 KB, 796x588, 199:147, 22mesqvdclk21.png)

Going to do the shopping with Mummybot, then after I've had my karate lesson with Mr Miyagi she's going to put on the 13th Harry Potter movie. She said she's going to buy me that new flavour of icecream from the secret freezer section too.


 No.260225

>>260223

So you weigh 53kg now?


 No.260226

>>260223

>I've gained 45kg

fug


 No.260227

File: e10bd2f1b815306⋯.png (129.98 KB, 960x553, 960:553, jfst0vw8sa721.png)

>>260226

he needs to stop eating sips


 No.260228

>>260223

*This is good.


 No.260229

>>260224

>on the 13th Harry Potter movie

Super secret channel?


 No.260230

>>260229

of course


 No.260231

>>260230

Which one?


 No.260232

>>260231

we can't reveal the secret channel to uncool people


 No.260233

>>260224

your in for a very special day


 No.260234

File: c088e8581b240bb⋯.png (1.72 MB, 750x931, 750:931, ClipboardImage.png)

Morning boys!

I have cropped out my elbow for modesty. Tee-hee.


 No.260235

File: 3fbd0531aff904f⋯.png (8.9 KB, 365x378, 365:378, 3fbd0531aff904f8f140d5f90d….png)


 No.260236


 No.260237

File: 84a14e9615adb4e⋯.jpg (79.8 KB, 634x752, 317:376, 79481762de977d4eab14871fa1….jpg)

>>260234

Thin bitch


 No.260238

>>260234

prety girls make me feel sad inside


 No.260239

>>260238

I miss the days when Karen would brighten up our mornings for us.


 No.260240

a succulent chinese penis


 No.260241

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>260239

Let Dan brighten up your morning instead.


 No.260242

>>260175

They have a right to live.


 No.260243

my captcha was XL Rage


 No.260244

File: 6636186ab2b94ab⋯.jpg (460.4 KB, 1209x756, 403:252, 6636186ab2b94abe8f8ca7a1b8….jpg)


 No.260245

File: 96ee1a8fd64c5f4⋯.png (3.65 MB, 1449x1198, 1449:1198, ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.


 No.260246

File: cd6472783be4230⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>260244

Or it was XLR age, which is almost 50.

Nice looking car, I don't think I've seen one of these before.


 No.260247

File: b44d12e1434a100⋯.jpg (87.03 KB, 720x511, 720:511, 25289523_1929558873972036_….jpg)

>>260245

Good morning.


 No.260248

>>260246

>I don't think I've seen one of these before.

>IKTF


 No.260249


 No.260250


 No.260251


 No.260252

>>260250

The price too much? You don't want a vehicle of any sort for under about $5k. Nothing but misery.


 No.260253

>>260252

My ute was less than 5, it's been great.


 No.260254

>>260250

VW don't think so


 No.260255

>>260253

How many years ago was that though? Don't forget inflation.


 No.260256

some mad cunt is stream russel coight

aussie adventures !!

https://comfy.zone


 No.260257


 No.260258

>>260257

you fucking poofter


 No.260259


 No.260260

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.260261

Did all my shopping.

Decided I'm going to go into the city tonight and see what the normies are up to.


 No.260262

>>260261

I want to hear a story about how that tight pussy was destroyed m8


 No.260263

>>260261

>>260262

Pictures, audio recordings and videos would be greatly appreciated.


 No.260264

File: afeeda11f811820⋯.jpg (5.66 MB, 8528x2452, 2132:613, afeeda11f8118207b70cd95a27….jpg)

>>260261

- about to do shopping

- considering going into the city tonite too (brissy) to get my monthly dose of social interaction

- its finally fucking sunny after a very rainy month so tomorrow i will most likely do a train to the goldcoast and 40km loop to Dans at miami and back.

got cennobux yesterday and a $500 advance so its looking like an impressive weekend frens


 No.260265

>>260264

>got cennobux yesterday and a $500 advance

Save a hundred or two for a rainy day fund. Don't go over spending during the social interaction.


 No.260266

>>260265

lol i was thinking of buying a whore actually


 No.260267

My payment was suspended.


 No.260268

I am the Chicken Periodman, they are the Chicken Periodmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.


 No.260269

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>260267

< UH OH SPAGHETTI O

what didnt you do ?

>>260268

god i hate the beatles


 No.260270

>>260268

you are not the chicken periodman or the walrus, you are simply a very naughty NEET


 No.260271

guten morgen neets


 No.260272

>>260271

Goon morning to you to!


 No.260273

File: 52896fba7bf912c⋯.png (451.23 KB, 650x487, 650:487, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8743f3c79777c39⋯.png (1.07 MB, 650x1000, 13:20, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.260274

>>260269

Update my study stuff. I'll get a call on Monday hopefully.


 No.260275

>>260274

ur goin to jail


 No.260276

Hard abo poo


 No.260277

Big abo wank in moari face


 No.260278

>>260274

Weren't you meant to do that during the week or was that another NEET? I remember a lot mostly planned, some completed visits took place at Cenno last week.


 No.260279

>>260276

I have been having those clay poos this week from the antibiotics.


 No.260280

>>260273

Ugly bitch.


 No.260281

weren't we supposed to nominate somebody for wrestlemania or some shit


 No.260282


 No.260283

>>260280

I didn't say she was attractive, just that a transformation had occurred. The article said she avoided a jail term by telling the magistrate she was bullied for being ugly.


 No.260284

>>260281

I think so, I think so.


 No.260285

>>260283

I didn't say you said she was attractive.


 No.260286

>>260283

>she was bullied for being ugly.

I don't get this argument even after reading the article for why she got that home detention order. I cannot see how being ugly is reasonable grounds to suspend a jail sentence for something that happened well before the crime.


 No.260287

>>260286

Her statement probably amounted to:

I was ugly

I was bullied

I needed money to change my appearance

I dealt drugs to get that money


 No.260288

>>260285

I didn't say you said I said she was attractive


 No.260289

>>260288

Pretty disappointed we didn't get a poo picture yesterday…


 No.260290

>>260289

poo hitler is stockpiling his poo pictures


 No.260291

>>260289

I enjoyed the Dan fairytale book more than the usual poo pics


 No.260292

>tfw nearly May


 No.260293

Wank intimidation


 No.260294

>>260291

It was a good book, wouldn't mind getting it if it is cheap enough.


 No.260295

>>260293

We need >>259971

More >>259975

With good wankologists >>259987


 No.260296

>>260292

Have a wank


 No.260297

>>260296

I have already used up my allotted monthly wanks and do not have the energy to queue for hours at the communal wank distribution centre.


 No.260298

Clinical wank rebate


 No.260300

wank nuggets


 No.260301

cyclical wank development


 No.260302

Wank commoditisation


 No.260303

Shire and Cindy's left-over sex juices.


 No.260304


 No.260305

>>260304

Two (You)'s. I am blessed.


 No.260306

Cruisey enable PDF uploads.


 No.260307


 No.260308

>>260307

I found a nice short novel.


 No.260309

16 degrees today in Shitbourne, might give my desk a good wipe down, parts of it just smell like booze.


 No.260310

my desk has a three day old poo on it


 No.260311

Indian girl wasn't at Dan's for the second week in a row lads, think I've missed my chance


 No.260312

>>260311

i kidnapped her and put her in the cave with karen and hue


 No.260313

>>260311

Don't despair neet, I'm sure a fated meeting will take place


 No.260314

Sometimes it feels like everyone is wanking but me


 No.260315

GOON!


 No.260316

Wank laundering


 No.260317

Wanking Machine


 No.260318

Wank plundering


 No.260319

Good afternoon wankahs


 No.260320

wish i had a dog to wank off


 No.260321

The NEETcommune will use a wank based economy.


 No.260322

The mostly low quality posting has been very discouraging.


 No.260323

>>260322

The quality has been wank


 No.260324

Good afternoon fellas, how were the morning wanks?


 No.260325

>>260323

Total wankout.


 No.260326

>>260324

Could have been better and more of them tbh


 No.260327

>>260322

Be the change you want to see in the board.

wank


 No.260328

Just back from coles had to pick up some salad things to go with the steak I have marinading in the fridge, so went and saw Craig while I was there and he has a new young qt working there, wish all my shopping trips were as pleasant


 No.260329

I should just bring the recycling bin into the kitchen and take it out once a week, instead of filling a plastic tub every two days and having to empty it.


 No.260330

>>260328

You should have taken a picture for us.


 No.260331

>>260326

Disappointing, I'll start contributing to the arvo-wanks


 No.260332

>>260329

just throw everything out the window


 No.260333

>>260332

I'm not going to be like that particular NEET.


 No.260334

>>260321

It'll be the first of its kind


 No.260335

Wank heist


 No.260336

Decided to stay in tonight after all. I am going to try and be good for two weeks and then go out on Saturday before my birthday like a sad fuck with no friends.


 No.260337

Drive-by wank


 No.260338

Wankasauras Rex


 No.260339

Counterfeit wanks


 No.260340

NK don't you have anything to do today?


 No.260341

Onanism


 No.260342

>>260306

Reading's for nerds.


 No.260343

I went out to buy a car but ended up buying a sail boat. I gave it to proteinNEET. He was less impressed than I had hoped.


 No.260344

The Sambia tribe of New Guinea has rituals and rites of passage surrounding manhood which lasts several years and involves ejaculation through fellatio often several times a day. Semen is valued and masturbation is seen as a waste of semen and is therefore frowned upon even though frequent ejaculation is encouraged. The capacity and need to ejaculate is developed or nurtured for years from an early age but through fellatio so that it can be consumed rather than wasted. Semen is ingested for strength and is considered in the same line as mothers' milk.[129][better source needed]


 No.260345

>>260343

A full size boat?


 No.260346


 No.260347

>>260344

Perhaps merging with an existing commune will work better than starting out own


 No.260348

>>260343

That's kind of you,how much was it


 No.260349

Wank proliferation


 No.260350

Other cultures have rites of passage into manhood that culminate in the first ejaculation of a male, usually by the hands of a tribal elder. In some tribes such as the Agta, Philippines, stimulation of the genitals is encouraged from an early age.[130] Upon puberty, the young male is then paired off with a "wise elder" or "witch doctor" who uses masturbation to build his ability to ejaculate in preparation for a ceremony. The ceremony culminates in a public ejaculation before a celebration. The ejaculate is saved in a wad of animal skin and worn later to help conceive children. In this and other tribes, the measure of manhood is actually associated more with the amount of ejaculate and his need than penis size.


 No.260351


 No.260352

>>260351

I get access denied on that link


 No.260353

>>260352

u have dumb dumb internet


 No.260354


 No.260355

>tfw no wank yacht


 No.260356

>>260350

>the young male is then paired off with a "wise elder" or "witch doctor" who uses masturbation to build his ability to ejaculate in preparation for a ceremony. The ceremony culminates in a public ejaculation before a celebration. The ejaculate is saved in a wad of animal skin and worn later to help conceive children

<The story of NK


 No.260357

>>260353

dont know if was because Im on vpn, but I had to disable noscript for the page to load, maybe it thought i was a bot


 No.260358

>>260357

i think we can all agree crusiey selfishly spent at least $300,000 on a boat for his sperg friend instead of on land for the commune


 No.260359

>>260358

If we had a communal yacht we could take the commune to monte carlo


 No.260360

>>260358

That would have been a nice deposit on our Submarine, fuck me he is a selfish Bastard


 No.260361

>>260359

We could have a communal wank in the communal yacht


 No.260362

>>260361

I hope wankers are made to walk to plank


 No.260363

>>260362

They can walk to the plank to wank


 No.260364

>>260362

There will be a lot sword fights on that plank.


 No.260365

the wank factory called… they're all out of wanks!


 No.260366

>>260365

Sounds like some boong slacked off


 No.260367

File: e412aa88826e5da⋯.jpg (69.2 KB, 650x366, 325:183, yom.jpg)

>>260366

whyte carnt wont us to do everythin


 No.260368

Been out of the loop since august last year. What's with the flags?


 No.260369

File: 25896dd64a6a7c0⋯.png (91.11 KB, 1211x855, 1211:855, Capture.PNG)

How can they expect someone to do 20 of these a month? Especially when living semi-rural? I'm thinking of just cancelling my cenno.


 No.260370

Volunteered today for 8 hours


 No.260371

>>260369

You just apply for the roles online through Indeed or SEEK


 No.260372

Whenever I go too long without a wank I start getting really fixated on a specific fetish until I indulge. Currently it is fishnets, I've been thinking about them a lot over the last few days despite never really having any particular interest in them.


 No.260373

>>260372

Sounds like you need a wank


 No.260374

>>260368

The Christchurch shooting happened, more neets on VPNs, Possum decided that we should get custom flags as the country ones aren't heaps meaningful with all the vpn use. Cruisey is now our BO too.


 No.260375

>>260368

we all turned Boong


 No.260376

>>260373

I've got a mid-semester exam on Wednesday that I need to do lots of studying for so I've been frantically studying. Trying to channel my wank energy towards intellectual gains.


 No.260377

>>260370

you have achieved more in one day than what I have in almost 2 years


 No.260378

CUNT


 No.260379


 No.260380

FUCK MY BOI CUNT


 No.260381

>>260380

you wish


 No.260382

>>260378

Don't make me call your mummybot. She might cancel the subscription to the secret Harry Potter channel.


 No.260383

>>260368

POSSUM IS A CUNT


 No.260384

Harry Potter on tonight


 No.260385

>>260374

oh damn i wish i came here for the shootings that would have been a wild night. Don't really like the custom flags… That ruined 4shit /pol/


 No.260386

>>260371

Yeah you can't cause there aren't any cunt


 No.260387

>>260369

>>You're missing an opportunity

>Tell employers why you're great at wanking. Fill in your about me.


 No.260388

>>260386

There's always jobs, even in Sale there was an abundance of jobs. Just apply for anything


 No.260389

>>260351

>>260348

>>260345

Yeah, I'll upload a pic.

After giving it to him I kinda wish I kept it.


 No.260390

>>260388

Yeah but you cant apply for the same job again next month right?


 No.260391

>>260388

Kids these days just don't wanna work you know?


 No.260392

File: c86179c6b9f45e7⋯.jpg (4.92 MB, 4160x3120, 4:3, IMG20190427114813.jpg)


 No.260393

I was on /baphomet/ a few years ago and I clicked on a spoilered video which turned out to be of a dog (like a shiba inu?) whimpering in pain as someone stepped on its eye with high heels on. I only saw the first second or two but that is easily the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. I've seen plenty of gore on the internet, a boong stabbed irl, a boong mauled by dogs, a different boong glassed by another boong etc. Even "solid sweets" on kraut and masterchan back when it was a competitor to 8chan. I was only on there a few days before I came here I swear I'm not a paedo. I still think about it a lot for some reason.


 No.260394

>>260390

If you didn't get the job the first time you're allowed to apply for it again


 No.260395

>>260392

That's a nice boat


 No.260396

>>260385

If you worked out the dates you could find the corresponding generals.


 No.260397

>>260348

Only a hundred bucks but I gave the guy $150 because he was old and had a hard time getting my towball off.


 No.260398

>>260393

To clarify, the stuff with boongs is my personal IRL observations of life up north.


 No.260399

>>260352

They don't allow poor NEETs in that part of the interweb.


 No.260400

>>260395

Shit yeah, it's a bit old but I like that. It's all wood and not new shitty fiberglass.


 No.260401

File: 1c82072c4e2d332⋯.png (1.77 MB, 1140x755, 228:151, ClipboardImage.png)

>>260372

Have a wank


 No.260402

>>260401

I thought of that to, but I think he means hairnet in the hair.


 No.260403

>>260385

>i wish i came here for the shootings

We all just posted boong porn until it died down.

The /pol/lack is defenseless against the true majesty of UNNA.


 No.260404

>>260394

So i can just go back and apply for the same 20 jobs cause i never got a call back?


 No.260405

>>260404

I usually send dick pics instead of job application


 No.260406

>>260404

Yeah, jobs get re-advertised all the time, they can't expect you to find new jobs every month especially in a rural area


 No.260407

>>260405

Any matches?


 No.260408

>>260392

Cruisey you generous boong


 No.260409

>>260392

she's a fucking beaut, what are you gonna name her?

I vote the SS unna


 No.260410

>>260407

Get a few visits from the cops and that's about it


 No.260411

>>260410

Did they give the photographs a thumbs up or love heart?


 No.260412

Just made the switch from firefox to brave.

It's so fucking much faster, would recommend.


 No.260413

tfw no large abo dick pics in festival shorts


 No.260414

wankallectual


 No.260415

>>260412

are you going to use the Ghacks user.js file?


 No.260416

>>260369

The Max wagies literally never check to see if those entries are legitimate. When I was a NEET the wagie barely even knew how the jobsearch site worked.


 No.260417

>>260409

If it was mine it'd be NK wandjina


 No.260418

>>260417

doesn't matter, i'm going to drill a hole in it


 No.260419

>>260415

I'll be honest, I've never heard of

>Ghacks user.js file

Can you give me a brief explanation?


 No.260420

>>260418

I'll drill your hole


 No.260421

>>260392

Looks like the NEET Commune is going to be very cramped


 No.260422

looks like order.dominos.com.au is down lol


 No.260423

>>260422

and it's back


 No.260424

File: a7078305313d324⋯.png (747.53 KB, 843x443, 843:443, ClipboardImage.png)

Well NEETs, are (You) happy?


 No.260425

File: aaabd5a96f0d25a⋯.png (791.66 KB, 2560x1569, 2560:1569, Domino's_Online_Ordering_-….png)


 No.260426

>>260411

No they laugh at it and call it small


 No.260427


 No.260428

>>260419

honestly forget it I thought you posted you were going to Firefox not moving away from it


 No.260429

>>260425

Probably have a more meaningful interaction with him than some thot on Tinder/Bumble.


 No.260430

>>260421

wheres the toilet?


 No.260431

>>260426

Should have send them an erect picture for comparison tbh


 No.260432

>>260428

Ahh no worries, after having a quick sus if I ever did go back to firefox it's something I would probably use.


 No.260433

>>260430

Over the edge.


 No.260434

>>260433

yeah I get it and use the waves as toilet paper, that will be good for NEETs with rectal bleeding


 No.260435

>>260434

that will attract sharks


 No.260436

>>260434

>NEETs with rectal bleeding

The salt water spalshing against their arsehole would do it world of good.


 No.260437

>>260435

that we can catch and use as food


 No.260438

File: c1cb50a0e86d467⋯.jpg (391.49 KB, 960x1440, 2:3, p9837746_b_v8_aa.jpg)

Got mummys credit card and chilling watching this. What should i get for dinner neets


 No.260439

Being a NEET with additional Hikki flavour, I'm not looking forward to be forced to go to a polling booth.

But something mentioned on interwebs is the Electoral commission having a list with details of candidates: https://aec.gov.au/election/files/downloads/2019federalelection-all-candidates-nat-24-04-1643.csv

"ACT","Bean","SMITH","David","Australian Labor Party","Unemployed"

"NSW","Lindsay","BUTTEL","Christopher","United Australia Party","Unemployed"

"QLD","Bonner","MAYNARD","Alex","FRASER ANNING'S CONSERVATIVE NATIONAL PARTY","Unemployed"

"QLD","Dickson","SIMPSON","Richelle","FRASER ANNING'S CONSERVATIVE NATIONAL PARTY","Unemployed"

"SA","Spence","JURY","Daniel","The Greens","Unemployed"

"SA","Sturt","STEVENS","James","Liberal","Unemployed"

"WA","Pearce","TRAVERS","Kim","Australian Labor Party","Unemployed"

"ACT","GALLAGHER","Katy","Australian Labor Party","Unemployed"

"NSW","NICHOLS","Maree","Rise Up Australia Party","Unemployed"

"NSW","CROSSMAN","Carolyn J","Independent","Unemployed"

"QLD","WALLACE","Gregory John","Katter's Australian Party (KAP)","Unemployed"

"SA","ROZITISOLDS","Gwydion","The Greens","Unemployed"

"TAS","INFORMAL","Alfred","Help End Marijuana Prohibition (HEMP) Party","Unemployed"

"VIC","WHITEHILL","Robert","","Unemployed"

"WA","RAYNER","Mark","Help End Marijuana Prohibition (HEMP) Party","Unemployed"

"WA","PEGRUM","Valentine-Clive","Independent","Unemployed"

Sadly, I can't vote for my fellow NEET in my area. How about you guys?


 No.260440

>>260438

20 chipotle chicken kickers with ranch dressing and a pizza


 No.260441

>>260440

the fuck is a chipotle, you some kind of seppo?


 No.260442

>>260441

> chipotle

wasnt he on star trek Voyager


 No.260443

>>260441

that's just what they're called on the website you dumb dumb

french for spicy or something


 No.260444


 No.260445

>>260443

I do not understand what website you are talking about sir


 No.260446

>>260445

the secret one


 No.260447

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>260438

Why not just watch it on YouTube and then close the window soon after?


 No.260448

Hello.


 No.260449

Goodbye


 No.260450

>>260447

they do not have season 1


 No.260451

>>260438

lobster and truffles


 No.260452

See you later.


 No.260453

>>260384

Harry Potter is for mong cunts.


 No.260454

>>260443

chipotle is that smoked paprika shit they try to pass off as 'BBQ flavour' that tastes nothing like.

'ranch dressing' is another seppoism.


 No.260455

>>260438

a whore for 2 hours


 No.260456


 No.260457

>>260454

so is a hamburger if you want to go down that path

doesn't leave you with much in the way of junk food choices apart from meat pies


 No.260458

>>260455

only have enough money for the communal gaysockneet whore


 No.260459

>>260458

we turn him inside out to wash him on Saturday nights sorry


 No.260460

>>260453

It's a big boy movie


 No.260461

Mum caught me licking the dogs willy and now she won't let me eat h the secret channel


 No.260462

>>260461

at least it wasn't a cats willy that would have hurt


 No.260463

>>260461

you can't eat h the secret channel


 No.260464

>>260462

cats are girls you idiot


 No.260465

>>260463

He's probably had too much goon.


 No.260466

>>260463

My mummybot lets me eat h the secret channel. She even lets me eat h live action boong porn.


 No.260467

I'm having chicken strudels and steam vegetables for dinner tonight. There was a cute light skin poojeeta wearing gym shorts that made her booty pop.


 No.260468

Can we get a:

watch = eat h

wordfilter to throw off newcomers?


 No.260469

>>260468

Just increase your gooning by 50% and you wont notice.


 No.260470

I wonder what Possum is wanking to at the moment?


 No.260471

>>260470

old weber posts


 No.260472


 No.260473

Popping out to see my normie mate for while, he broke up with his gf not too long ago, so I should probably go see him.

>>260470

Jew posts, it's a repressed fetish of his, that's why he tried banning it, so he could cut down on wanking for a while.


 No.260474

File: ff541b49c9b0ac1⋯.jpg (25.04 KB, 474x293, 474:293, jhjm.jpg)

>>260470

He has his own island, and uses the local women as his play things


 No.260475

Having some coke and fruity lexia with my chicken strudels.


 No.260476

File: 9a1d226e084d49a⋯.jpg (23.39 KB, 468x293, 468:293, c.jpg)


 No.260477

Wank facilitation


 No.260478

Wank classification


 No.260479

Wank mastication


 No.260480

Masturbation


 No.260481

Stuck in maccas drive thru


 No.260482

>>260481

What did you do?


 No.260483

>>260482

paid with wanks


 No.260484

Chicken strudles and veges were nice. I watched NCIS with my grandma while eating it.


 No.260485

I wish I had friends.


 No.260486


 No.260487

Which one of you made the dingus thread?


 No.260488

File: 0654df4f8913d1c⋯.jpg (20.34 KB, 474x296, 237:148, night.jpg)

Night neets been awake since 2.30am so time for bed


 No.260489

>>260488

Sleep tight.


 No.260490

>>260487

which thread is that?


 No.260491

>>260490

The dingus thread.


 No.260492

>>260487

I like to think all our threads are dingus threads


 No.260493

>>260492

I like to think all our threads are dingoes threads


 No.260494

The business clothes that APM bought me for my job look baggy now because I've lost weight so quickly. I might need to do a shop tomorrow before the big day


 No.260495

Was having a good old neet wank when I realised the russian girl I was jerking it to has self harm scars on her arms. They aren't recent but it makes me sad, I'll still soldier on like a good little neet and finish my wank though.


 No.260496

>tfw depressed


 No.260497

>>260462

>>260463

She said the dog doesn't have any money and not to waste my talent like that


 No.260498

>>260495

Getting fucked on camera is worse for you than cutting your arms tbh


 No.260499

>>260494

Visit the colonel for a mega feast then stop by dans for some protein bulking goon


 No.260500

>>260497

What if you can train the dog to locate sniff, glue, aerosols etc?


 No.260501

If I can do only 12 pushups with proper form, am I better off just doing that to failure or doing the knee pushups instead until I get stronger? Should I do a mix of both?


 No.260502

>>260500

I trained to find goon but it just drinks it all before I can get to it


 No.260503

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.260504

>>260503

hey doll bludgeon


 No.260505

>>260494

Don't wear black and white.


 No.260506

Stupid bitch


 No.260507

The south Korean leader has said that the United nations is a good place for people who have a link between their lives and their friends in the latest episode.


 No.260508

I've got two maths tests due on Monday and I was stuck on one of the fucking integrals, ended up having a wank in frustration and an idea came to me mid-wank. I've given it another go and I'm quite sure I've solved it.


 No.260509


 No.260510

I get angry a lot. Wish I could control it but I don't have a good way of releasing it, the anger is just going to build up until I have a stroke.


 No.260511


 No.260512

File: 4bad1c3719a1051⋯.jpg (8.54 KB, 211x239, 211:239, images.jpg)


 No.260513


 No.260514

File: 2c0c16a69f75ee4⋯.png (134.79 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.260515

File: 49a2d55f9b0570e⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 2160x2160, 1:1, 20190427_210713.jpg)


 No.260516

>>260514

Are you feeling its helping you?


 No.260517

>>260515

¿What?


 No.260518

File: 197662b0ca64378⋯.jpg (1.4 MB, 2592x1944, 4:3, 20190427_210728.jpg)


 No.260519

Me am sad boy. Me am lonely boy. Me am angery boy.


 No.260520

I'm out of prozac, off to the 24 hour pharmacy I go


 No.260521

>>260516

It's helping me maintain a regular sleeping pattern but I would prefer not to be taking it


 No.260522

>>260461

is this dogfucker neet?


 No.260523

>>260505

It's a bluish/purple striped shirt


 No.260524

>>260519

same brother


 No.260525


 No.260526

File: 02926da1b8cdce2⋯.jpg (5.71 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190427211743.jpg)


 No.260527

>>260526

Fancyneet


 No.260528

>>260508

There is much wisdom in your wanks


 No.260529

>>260526

Nice cum rag


 No.260530

>>260526

Going to the gay bar?


 No.260531

The wanks of the many outweigh the wanks of the few


 No.260532

I hope SLB is ok, he hasn't posted for a while.


 No.260533

>>260530

He's late, we've been at the gay bar for two hours already and cruisy just walked in with an African twink boy


 No.260534

File: b8d03d7c8802276⋯.jpg (3.25 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190427212903.jpg)

Off to the pharmacy


 No.260535

>>260532

I'm working up the courage to have a boongka, went hard last night and my shoulder is killing me from all the wanking. Tried using my right hand but I need that hand to use the mouse


 No.260536

>>260534

That's a fancy boy astra


 No.260537

>>260536

Doesn't have an S button though


 No.260538

>>260537

That's the secret button, only cool people have it on their astra


 No.260539


 No.260540

>>260535

I knew something was off. Perhaps it's time for a full body massage with a happy ending?


 No.260541

Goon night NEETs.


 No.260542

>>260540

I'll ask the boong at the park for one, he does specials on Saturdays


 No.260543

>>260542

Is he a qualified massage therapist?


 No.260544

>>260543

He's been to prison before so he's more than qualified


 No.260545

>>260508

You've come to the right place for help.


 No.260546

>>260541

Good night/


 No.260547


 No.260548

>>260526

Yeah, that's alright.


 No.260549

$45 uber to fuck a 36 year old boong lady lads, what you rekon?


 No.260550

>>260544

A hardened boong


 No.260551

File: d40e4d7c5308c18⋯.jpg (44.85 KB, 589x600, 589:600, VbHraD2_d.jpg)

>>260549

GO FOR IT I WOULD


 No.260552

Wank to the future


 No.260553

>>260552

Never wank back.


 No.260554

YOU FUCKING BOONGS

UNNA


 No.260555

>>260534

>Manual

Good lad.


 No.260556

>>260549

Ask her to come to you.


 No.260557

>>260534

>pharmacy at 9:30

> worse than Dans at 9am

and you know it


 No.260558

>>260557

if your not buying rikodeine you can fuck off


 No.260559

>>260558

you can fuck off


 No.260560

File: 5cd614abeca3d07⋯.jpeg (63.93 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 91f199785eecb7237319a9c3b….jpeg)

>>260559

Oh ! (You)


 No.260561

>>260553

Wank to the future 2, wank capacitor


 No.260562

Succulent aboriginal meal


 No.260563

File: 6604dba478a5139⋯.mp4 (12.62 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2.mp4)

Here's another one of those extremely low quality videos of me and protein NEET talking about nothing.


 No.260564

>>260563

was 6mins in and no one is grabbing that juicy dick…… waste of time


 No.260565

File: b3b63835acd8455⋯.mp4 (12.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3.mp4)

>>260564

Maybe this one will have what you're looking for.


 No.260566

File: e1251cacdfcb458⋯.mp4 (14.12 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 4.mp4)

Maybe this one.


 No.260567

I'll give ya some (You)s after I've finished this assignment cruisdog. If fornication or general promiscuity is not mentioned there will be consequences.


 No.260568

>>260563

>>260565

>>260566

(You) need an ausssie Paul Verhoven

< NOT TO BE

https://www.youtube.com/eat h?v=9Eont_yEGZs


 No.260569

Just had a wank poo


 No.260570

>>260569

They're the best type.


 No.260571

>>260568

>Paul Verhoven

robocop director?


 No.260572

>>260557

Dan needs to start stocking pharmaceuticals to end this kind of judgement


 No.260573

>Looking for a house mate perferd female between 20-39 working clean single to live with 33year old single male

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/henley-beach/roomshare/looking-for-a-house-mate-perferd-female/1216798743

lol


 No.260574

>>260573

Sounds like a nice deal, I wonder if a dress and a wig would be enough for him


 No.260575

>>260573

And she'll move in with him and date one of his mates instead


 No.260576

>>260573

>i do mainly after noon shift 4pm to 1130pm when im not at work i like to eat h Netflix an play video games an cook up dinners an socialize with people as well an have a drink room

Autism


 No.260577

>>260575

I get the feeling he doesn't have many mates


 No.260578

>>260577

Chad will find out and end up moving in with them


 No.260579

>>260578

They'll kick him out.


 No.260580

>>260579

No, they'll force him to eat h them fuck on his bed and feed him dog food while he works and pay the bills for them


 No.260581

Then they'll force him to suck boong dicks on camera and sell the videos online


 No.260582

hot NEET domination


 No.260583

real wanking hours


 No.260584

File: 17649923f1e30d0⋯.png (71.44 KB, 200x265, 40:53, ClipboardImage.png)

>>260583

Past that, time for sleep.

Good night friends.


 No.260585

>>260584

Sleep well friend


 No.260586

>>260584

Dream of large aboriginal penises penetrating tight wombat anuses


 No.260587

>>260583

I took out a cashies pay day loan for tonight's wank


 No.260588

was feeling ungrounded last couple of days, broke my 8 day nofap streak with 3 wanks today


 No.260589

>>260588

How do you feel?


 No.260590

Fair amount of fornication and general promiscuity mentioned, well deserved (You)s

>>260563

I also made a homemade pocket pussy in my younger days. I think I found a picture guide on /b/ back in 2008 or so.

Also, redheads are all sluzzas

>>260565

I usually shave my hair, been wanting to get a decent hair cut for a while. Have been considering trying to cut it myself but I know it'll turn out shit.

Three cars at aged 20 wew, fucking hyper normies.

>>260566

Did you join a boong-gang out in the parkland's for the week you were homeless?

I am also sick of the two major parties,both are centrist as fuck. Much rather have a bunch of independents, even if it's just to see what happens.

I got fucking scammed outta my superannuation, the company I was with kept charging me to keep the account open after I stopped working and I lost a decent amount.

I enjoyed the videos, cheers.


 No.260591

>>260583

I've been resisting my second wank for the day, might go to sleep soon so I'm not tempted.


 No.260592

>>260588

If you go longer then two weeks you might start getting wet dreams, shits messy.


 No.260593

>>260589

grounded

>>260592

been at a week four times in a row now, they always come then and its what fucks my streak up, sex dreams where I start humping the bed n shit, last night I stopped fucking the chick cos new I was bout to ejaculate, wonder what would happen if I didn't, ive never came in a girl in dreamtime, fuck these vidid dreams though


 No.260594

GOON!


 No.260595

>>260593

I'm pretty sure wet dreams are a natural result abstaining, for that reason alone I don't subscribe to no fap. There's something to be said for regulating wanks to once every few days/week/however long it usually takes you to enduce a wet dream. Hell some people may even like wet dreams, I really dislike them personally.

I have came in multiple unnas during the dreamtime, shit's still strange to me.


 No.260596

MINDIES


 No.260597

File: 0b6983c300d8bc7⋯.jpg (176.38 KB, 962x642, 481:321, 49B7DB2400000578-5452713-D….jpg)

The blacker the better


 No.260598

just paid $51 each way on an uber to fuck a dardy ole 36 year old boong lads, wasn't so bad.

>tfw imagining your ex during doggy


 No.260599

Has anyone here gone to anger management or had some kind of help for their anger?


 No.260600

>>260598

Was it a hooker


 No.260601

>>260599

I just drink goon and fight boongs in the park, feel peaceful the next day raping the same boongs in lockup


 No.260602

>>260601

Okay then, you fuckwit.


 No.260603

>>260602

Fuck boongs


 No.260604

Pregnant with poo


 No.260605

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.


 No.260606

>>260605

morning neeto seems like a quiet morning it seems many a neet hit the goon hard last nite


 No.260607

File: 50430b9e7656c1b⋯.png (37 KB, 465x620, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

I love to have a wank with Duncan

I love to have a wank with Dunc.

We wank in moderation

And we never ever ever run out of spunk

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Duncan

'Cause Duncan's me mate, yeah

I love to have a wank with Colin

I love to have a wank with Col.

We wank in moderation

And it doesn't really matter if he brings his doll

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Colin

'Cause Colin's me mate, mm-mm-mm

I love to have a wank with Kevin

Oh I love to have a wank with Kev.

We wank in moderation

As he drives me home in his big old Chev.

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Kevin

'Cause Kevin's me mate

I love to have a wank with Patrick

I love to have a wank with Pat

We wank in moderation

And it wouldn't really matter if he wanks his cat

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Patrick

'Cause Patrick's me mate

- Change key -

I love to have a wank with Robert

I love to have a wank with Bob

We wank in moderation

Just eat h it fly right out his knob

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Robert

'Cause Robert's me mate

I love to have a wank with Duncan

Oh I love to have a wank with Dunc.

We wank in moderation

And we never ever ever run out of spunk

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Duncan

'Cause Duncan's me mate

I love to have a wank with Duncan

'Cause Duncan's me mate


 No.260608

pub with no beer / rape with no fear

the secret slim dusty album


 No.260609

>>260590

Very high quality review, higher than they deserve, thank you.

>fucking hyper normies.

Yeah, kind of. He's a bit strange and not a regular normie in that he doesn't drink or smoke or swear or have sex, he has no idea about pop references. In some ways that makes him easy to pay out but really that's what I wish I was like. Sure you can say that he's going to have a breakdown but maybe he wont and maybe that's the healthiest way to live in this sick world. He's genuinely a good guy, a bit naive but even though he's been burnt a bit he's still helps. He's also a pastor/preacher in his church.

>boong-gang

Nah, I think I pretty much didn't sleep and I couch surfed a few of those days. I can't really remember, it was over 10 years ago.

I don't know what he was on about with his super. I'll ask him today what company he's with. I'm going there in a bit. He's a bit sketchy about keeping the boat there (it's a share house and the neighbourhood's a bit shit) so I said he can keep it in my backyard.


 No.260610

File: cbeedd6319912a1⋯.png (918.98 KB, 1300x866, 650:433, ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.


 No.260611

File: 605cc189af7d472⋯.png (163.18 KB, 299x299, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>260607

Fuck yeah


 No.260612

>>260605

>>260610

Good morning


 No.260613

File: acb79b9f070781b⋯.png (782.14 KB, 750x937, 750:937, ClipboardImage.png)

>>260595

Some of the unna's I've came in in dreamtime have been better than real life.

Dreamtime is best time. It's also usually in public and in front of other people.


 No.260614


 No.260615

>>260598

giga boong


 No.260616

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Kongouro


 No.260617

Morning all.

Lots to do this morning: washing, dishes, put at least one blanket on the bed, neaten things up.


 No.260618

>>260617

Morning. Good luck.


 No.260619

>>260618

Thank you. I've already had a coffee and modified a song, so I think I can manage it.


 No.260620

>>260619

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.


 No.260621

>>260620

What if we have?


 No.260622

>>260621

You'll have a big day of youtube and kfc and not do any of those things.


 No.260623

How much does AusPost charge for posting a game?


 No.260624

>>260623

Probably 6 or 7 dollarydoos for express post


 No.260625

>>260623

I know some people who post blu ray discs for about 2-3 dollars


 No.260626

>>260624

Fuck that's a bit much.

>>260625

This is what I was thinking, whenever I buy something online postage costs always turn me off from things and don't want my prospective customers to do the same thing.

Thanks to both of you.


 No.260627

>>260623

Depends on the weight and dimensions. What type of game as the postal system is not nice to packages, it will need protection if it is a board game that will increase the costs or it may arrived damaged.

>>260625

They do the Chinese trick of saying they are letters/documents. Cheaper rate but the items have a higher chance of being damaged. In Australia if detected they will return the items back to the sender and can go after you for costs if you are sending a lot of mail.


 No.260628

>>260626

>my prospective customers

Tell me more.


 No.260629

>>260627

Should have been clearer, I just mean video games.

>>260628

I offer myself to budding proctologists to practice on.


 No.260630

>>260629

And only $3 for bumhole delivery?


 No.260631

Yeah baby I'm worth it


 No.260632

Uh ha I'm worth it


 No.260633

Tell me tell me I'm worth it


 No.260634

Could I just wrap the game up, put some stamps on it and put it in one of the post boxes or do I have to go in and talk to one of the old ladies or gay dude in his 40's?


 No.260635

>>260634

if you knew the weight and how many stamps you required, yes


 No.260636

>>260634

Find the dimensions online for postage category (i.e. small letter/documents, small package) and use a home scale to get the right weight. Attach the stamps as >>260635 suggested and it will work. I have heard of stories of people doing this with International Mail as long as it there isn't a problem it typically goes through without a problem.


 No.260637

>>260634

Large letter (125g)

Up to 260 x 360 x 20mm

Up to 125g

$2.00

A blu ray disc with case is just over 100grams, then you will need to add the padded bag or whatever


 No.260638

>>260617

an hour has elapsed and I'm still sitting here


 No.260639

>>260637

>>260636

>>260635

Small satchel

Send up to 500g

335 x 220mm

Does that seem alright for an Xbox 360 game in it's case?


 No.260640

>>260639

Sorry if I'm asking mong cunt questions by the way. It's been over half a decade since I last sold anything on ebay and posted through Auspost.


 No.260641

>>260639

satchels are just plastic bags, there's no padding

would work but you'd want a roll of bubble wrap from the reject shop and put some around each game.


 No.260642

>>260638

Better get a feed to energise before trying anything too strenuous.


 No.260643

>>260641

That seems like a cheaper alternative to buying satchels from the post office for $8.55 each.


 No.260644

>>260642

I just got the first load of washing started


 No.260645

>>260643

yes. it's what most ebay sellers do


 No.260646

>>260644

Good work NEET.

>>260645

I'll do that. Thanks to you and the others that helped.


 No.260647

>>260646

that's what frens are for


 No.260648

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 No.260649

fucking hell ive been hungover for the last 2 days and ive done nothing but lie in bed and wank every half an hour

ive wanked fucking 8 times today, i havent done that since i was like 14

my body is so conditioned to goon that if i drink anything else it fucking wrecks me


 No.260650

>>260649

< W A N K R U P T

what type of goon ?


 No.260651

heading to the goldy coasty today for 40km ride and some goon


 No.260652

>>260640

eBay is a pain in the ass. Just be careful for assholes who want to scam you.


 No.260653

>>260649

>ive wanked fucking 8 times today, i havent done that since i was like 14

Good work!

>my body is so conditioned to goon that if i drink anything else it fucking wrecks me

Goon work!


 No.260654

>>260649

You are morally corrupt. Get to afternoon church service.


 No.260655

first load of washing has been done

second load is in the machine

need to buy more woolwash on saturday


 No.260656

>>260655

What washing powder do you use?

I use omo but I think that is the cause of the bum rash.. which is now more on my chest.


 No.260657

>>260656

>which is now more on my chest.

CHEST RASH


 No.260658

>>260656

I use Coles brand 'wool and delicates' liquid wash (ie woolwash) for blacks.

I use Omo powder for whites and colours.

I just cold wash everything except for the towels and bedding which I do last with a warm wash.


 No.260659

Need to rush to get hj's breakky, see you all later sweet delectable NEETs.


 No.260660

Second load of washing hung out.

Delicates on now.


 No.260661


 No.260662

>>260661

cold wash


 No.260663

File: bd560f0fa9fe450⋯.png (1.01 MB, 780x1170, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

found proteinNOOTs girlfriend


 No.260664

wanna have sex with a girl and give them organisms


 No.260665

>>260664

Oh Pajeet.


 No.260666

>>260600

nah tinder hook up


 No.260667

>>260666

Do you smell like stale boong now?


 No.260668

>>260667

nah just pussy and perfume


 No.260669

>>260668

Isn't that stale boong?


 No.260670


 No.260671

File: 4ae6c467d0a952d⋯.jpg (3.28 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, IMG20190428112331.jpg)

File: f6bf544e9dc4d18⋯.jpg (3.32 MB, 4160x3120, 4:3, IMG20190428112338.jpg)

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File: bfd748a7a743ad8⋯.jpg (3.25 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, IMG20190428112425.jpg)

ProteinNEET painted me my wandjina, I said it wasn't good enough and to do it again.


 No.260672

>>260671

He puts NKs masterpieces to shame


 No.260673

>>260671

A few thousand more and he'll have paid for the boat.


 No.260674

Finished all the washing.

Having some KFC now.

Will do the dishes and make the bed a bit later.


 No.260675

File: a596acc2b573458⋯.jpg (1.93 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0115.JPG)

>>260674

You earned it m8 !

Goldy coasty here I come. Some fine qt on the train. Hnnnng


 No.260676

>>260671

Get him to do one of Brenton


 No.260677

>>260671

Get him to do one of NK's poo.


 No.260678

>>260676

TARANTULA

The fact he is alive and fairly comfy just makes my mind melt


 No.260679

File: 99a5cc3ec23fd96⋯.mp4 (1.84 MB, 640x352, 20:11, 58344040_1790317121070433_….mp4)


 No.260680

File: b68367ae13bfa77⋯.mp4 (1.6 MB, 640x800, 4:5, 59163181_447199516022028_1….mp4)

more humans of adelaide


 No.260681

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 No.260682


 No.260683

>>260680

>weber


 No.260684

>>260683

I wouldn't do that with a kettle. The legs tend to fall off at inopportune times.


 No.260685

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Shorten drops a $5 note in a busker's collection and then takes change. What a cunt.


 No.260686

>>260679

Why do people go off road but have no clue about how to get their car out of trouble?

>>260680

Disappointed it didn't fall onto his car.


 No.260687

>>260686

Going offroad in the 4wd equivalent of a barina is dumb dumb for a start


 No.260688

>>260687

Jimnys are pretty good off roaders.


 No.260689

>>260685

>drops 5 dollar note in, takes 6 dollars in change


 No.260690

>>260686

Don't need to know how to get out of trouble if you just magically never get into trouble. It's a flawless strategy.


 No.260691

File: e8b2ae8237985a2⋯.jpg (5.59 MB, 8352x2518, 4176:1259, IMG_0116.JPG)

SOUTHPORT AYYYYYYYYYYY


 No.260692

File: 6ee70e2ee1f5981⋯.jpg (2.37 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0120.JPG)

I think someone tried to door me when they saw my racist frog


 No.260693

>>260692

Nice boats and nice frog


 No.260694

15 degrees today in Shitbourne, had some longencks with my normie mate who tried to give me normie-tier advice on how to develop a social life, he made it seem far more easy than it is in typical normie fashion, but some of it might come in handy.


 No.260695

>>260691

The goon is coming soon?


 No.260696

>>260695

Goon is booked in at Miami Dans its bout an hour away


 No.260697

File: f94303e69e3e668⋯.jpg (5.02 MB, 9472x2332, 2368:583, IMG_0121.JPG)

>>260696

SOIFAS !


 No.260698

>>260680

What the fuck.


 No.260699

>>260697

These panoramic photographs are well framed that there isn't any obvious signs of blurring.


 No.260700

File: a324851c555bf5a⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 3340x3072, 835:768, DSC_2345.NEF.jpg)

>>260692

boy u know how to focus?


 No.260701

I reckon yesterday was the worst hangover I've ever had

I had to breath manually and ate nothing but a cheeseburger and a banana. I was googling symptoms of alcohol poisoning to make sure I wasn't gonna die. Pretty sure I was hearing voices too, my thoughts were just so weird, couldn't concentrate or focus and was just terrified of nothing.

Drank like 130 standards in 5 days. Gonna have one more crack at sobriety and if that fails I'm gonna seek help from an addiction counselor or rehab or something.

Feeling better now, despite a near sleepless night full of tossing and turning. Still not feeling 100%

In other news the new trackies I bought this morning are pretty disappointing.


 No.260702

>>260701

>Drank like 130 standards in 5 days.

26 standard drinks a day, goon work!


 No.260703

>>260701

>Feeling better now, despite a near sleepless night full of tossing and turning. Still not feeling 100%

At least your feeling better now, is this all from goon? How does one NEET consume so much alcohol?


 No.260704

>>260701

>Drank like 130 standards in 5 days.

I'm not sure whether to be impressed or whether to tell you to get help, but seriously, that experience sounds fucked, you really should stop.


 No.260705

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Any thoughts, NEETs?


 No.260706

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 No.260707

>>260701

You boong


 No.260708

>>260703

10 bottles of wine, a case of beer, and a few long necks. Just by drinking from waking up till sleeping. Not leaving the house, just putting booze straight to the dome to escape the feels and then the hangover.

>>260704

Yeah I never want to experience that again. I was shaking like a rattle snake and just really scared, of nothing in particular, spend most of yesterday sitting at my desk just trying not to freak out. If that happens again I'll definitely seek help, hate to admit it but maybe I'm just someone who can't drink, some long necks on Monday night turned into a full fledged week long bender. Not normal.


 No.260709

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>>260708

>I was shaking like a rattle snake and just really scared

Goon tax!


 No.260710

>>260708

>10 bottles of wine, a case of beer, and a few long necks.

Fucking hell, that really is something.

> I was shaking like a rattle snake and just really scared, of nothing in particular, spend most of yesterday sitting at my desk just trying not to freak out. If that happens again I'll definitely seek help

It sounds like some kind of alcohol induced psychosis, I'd go see someone soon about it if I were you.


 No.260712

>>260700

Cunt it's so bright I can't see shit. Ain't any QC going on full stop. Just got to Burleigh Heads. I'll save it till next thread. So hurry up and

BUM

RASH


 No.260713


 No.260714

I wonder if NK is feeling better after his massage and happy ending?


 No.260715

NIGGERS


 No.260716

JEWS


 No.260718

Big


 No.260719

wet


 No.260720

CHEST


 No.260721

Noongar


 No.260722

RASH




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