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Woof woof

OLD >>259209



You could post poo pictures from the bowel cancer section and make NK heaps jealous


The other thread is better. Just needs the picture fixed and a link to the old thread.


OLD: >>259956


There is an illegal thread that is making me feel rather uncomfortable.



I like the current picture


This thread should have been

Ethical Wank Distribution Edition



I like the way her username is Lisa Hide. You can clearly see she isn't hiding anything.



I have no adequate pepe for such an edition



Robbing from the wank-wealthy and giving to the wank-deprived.

A real life RobbingWank.





1% of the neets have 99% of the wanks



You could also get a stethoscope and pretend to be a doctor and tell people they are going to die.



trickle down wank economy



Keyne's invisible hand is wanking me off right now


The council deems the talk of wank percentages as dangerous and a punishable offence.



Vile post

>but could be funny if he posts videos of it with the patients freaking out



i'm shorting my wank stocks







Pooing on random patients.


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>Be a boomer

>Go in for some routine bread and butter surgery

>Some NEET Dr comes over and wanks you off

>Then tells you that you're going to die



Perfect everything is ready for next thread.


Dr. Wank




Is it gay if the wanks are for wank-deprived individuals? Boomers obviously have the biggest wank surplus.



Fathers home!


I have wanked to Brandi Love and to a black amateur getting fucked up the bum.

What should I wank to next? I'm avoiding Asian porn at the moment, gives me feels



and you love it


Have a





You are currently in a wank deficit, please refrain from any further wanks.







I am a free wanker.

I wank as I please.




wasted posts



have a nofap






>t. Boong wizard






A nice crisp 18c tomorrow, might go down to kmart and buy some new trackies.


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First chapter of Danny potter


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Our Land


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What a man.


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Think I'll do exactly the same. My current ones are looking a bit worse for wear and don't feel as comfy and fluffy as they used to.

I'd like to have one of those fancy pairs of trackies, you know those gym wear ones, I can feel the judgment even with my super comfy brand new $15 kmart trackies


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Good to mix and match with those adventurous Velcro shoes.


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It actually looks like a good read, tried to get the focus right as best I can. I'll post the rest of the book when I'm done cleaning my boong nest


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Dan in space




what's the best brand of toilet paper? quilton just isn't doing it for me right now


Did webby get all autistic in here?

What's with the pics of books?



Read the posts you miss.



Coles brand 2ply, absorbs the blood really well




I'm about to.



They're ok man, I'm going to test drive it tomorrow.


I'm the one looking at the mondeo



I exclusively use sorbent silky wet wipes



Punishable in the form of wanks taken.



Has your dad had to unclog the sewer line as a result?





Yesterday at the start of the Anzac morning service a kookaburra drowned out the whole first song, then the maggies chimed in. At the end the white galahs started squawking.



That's kind of nice though in an Aussie kind of way.



Ah, hope it goes well, should be an okay car if it's been maintained, diesels are generally more reliable - engine-wise that is.



>bread and butter surgery




Nah, these ones are flushable.



fairybread surgery in your case



I'm having kievs on a bed of quinoa


That is the effect Dan has.


I'm going to smoke a cigar in Cruisey's new Mondeo.



You will need to open the sun roof.



Yeah it was, The kookaburra at the start was cool while they were going on about how we are all on traditional unna land.


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Dan enjoying one after a hard day



I'll test it tomorrow but I am keen. It might be front wheel drive though.

There's an XT there that's on gas that is ok.



I went to a participants house after work. I had a heated debate about how he expects more out of others than he does himself. Took over an hour and he probably forgot.


Pretty much their only decent burger. I thought their breakky burger was ok.


Food suggestions please



They all say that, they just dont break down like toilet paper


When will we get more footage of proteinNEET?

I seriously can't believe that didnt get more attention, its basically the highlight of the board for me



what did we miss?






Is that you?

If not that is a strange coincidence. I filmed him for about 20 minutes yesterday.

I need to edit it.



Yeah they're front wheel drive, pretty much a basic comfy sedan, if you don't end up liking it and are not fussed with things just go with a Corolla, Camry, Civic or Accord for ultimate trouble free motoring.


These do break up pretty easily, they are rather thin.



Not him, but I identify strongly with his lifestyle and attitude.



Accord's are nice. I also like suberu liberty's.


Bloke at work has a nice Ford Ranger Raptor thingo. Just looked it up… $84k drive away. No thanks.



It's actually more like 40 mins. we were just chatting about nothing.



Subies are good but not as reliable as a Toyota or Honda.



I like the Ford Rangers, probably wouldn't go for the raptor but maybe a mid trim model in diesel, or a Mazda BT-50 which is the exact same car but a bit cheaper.



What's the car equivalent of velcro shoes?



a getz



Kia Picanto.





Chick on bumble has just asked me what my personal record for pizza slices is



The 2019 GT Turbo model is only $17k new.



You know too much.


You'll have a wank surplus in no time.



A silly question without her specifying the diameter.



she wants to know if you have beaten her 35 slice record



big kek







A truly historic picture book.


Must have been a beautiful symphony.



The anticipation mounts.

Just finished dinner, the local butcher is very good at his job.


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Not too shabby for a 3 cylinder..



You never responded to my post about me not wanking to you and you wanted more replies?



>The anticipation mounts.

I don't think I can be fucked, I'll have to listen to it all and edit bits out where he said peoples names and places.

I should've recorded it as an audio thing and just made it into a vocaroo.



Tell her yes and your cream topping will fill her up.



>edit bits out where he said peoples names and places.

Ah that does sound like a lot of work, audio would work but there's something great about being able to see things.


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3 cyldiners are cool when in bikes


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On my way to nurgle gf




I was going to buy one. I test drove the 2018 model. They have kick but CVT in the automatic was a bit slow in delivering power when I flawed it.



You can do it mate!



I'm watching it now. Something about it is really watchable. I don't get it.



Can I wank to it?



Nah they're just slow.



I bet she's into food-play



Is this one of those weird fetish things?



Probably because it's humble genuine conversation. Most good documentaries are just that.



Is $1130 monthly rent good?



He uses the transporter to jizz shot boongs all around the country



i assume it's somewhere nice?

i spend 710 a month for a place with some girls, in a upper part class of town



Rent should be no more than 30% of your net weekly income



I don't think it's legal to rent girls



It's a studio in the southeastern suburbs of Melbourne


Currently it's 51% of my future net weekly income 56% if I include car park rent, that's not including utilities



Problem is real estate agent will look at this against your paychecks to see if you can afford it


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50mg of seroquel down the hatch


>tfw incredibly depressed and losing my mind



have a reflection upon your current lifestyle choices



Have a wank



jesus no



are you currently living with your parent(s)? if so, I'd stay there and build up some savings.


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How did you meet this gentleman?



I went to school with him. I think we met in year 9. We lived together in a share house for a bit too.







gave up at 4:06



I hope you punish them accordingly


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>tfw on the piss



he's such a gem. best talk show host ever. i've watched hours of his stuff and he never ceases to give me a chuckle. his autobiography is good too.



This is a good idea, some real estate agents ask for bank statements to see if you're full of shit or not and what your spending habits are like, the properties I'm applying to I include my bank statement even if they don't ask for it.

I have $15k in the bank atm so I'm not shy on supplying it


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BAH FUCK IT … i hate psushing (thats a real word) into fast food joints before close….

its my own fault i cooked a big chicken kora curry and rice and jokingly said hey tak what you want to one guy and then went upstairs another got home and they ate they the whole thing


relax you have 2 cases of goon left and you just scored an 0 last night

sit down. relax. drink goon. taste the new strain . if you get hungry there is always peanut butter sandwiches and MC D is 24 hours and just a 15 minute ride away

> i want to kill people

> be zen

alright im ZEN motherfucka



Wonder how many boongs are trapped in that mercs boot



I have a NEET friend whom I had met in school as well, he's still a NEET to this day



Do you take medication?



You're going to become a role model for him though, aren't you?


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Yes, hopefully my gaining employment has given him some hope


Wank Clerk



if the opposite of NEET is NPC then he is truly a righteous man


Some of these posts make me distrustful of medical professionals


>tfw take medication


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Not so fast dan



You can't put cocaine in medicine anymore Craig


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>tfw severely depressed at a pub in woop woop


>tfw devastating addiction to alcohol that is ruining my life



Those old blokes seem to think you're a weird cunt


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Dan was in the airforce in ww2, and before that it said he also trained to become a priest for the franciscans


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They’re right lol. They still come up for a chat though.



Iktf monk


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That Image Rendering Dan is horrifying



Any hot boongs?




Looks like I'll be taking the Dying of Easily Curable Diseases Pill



Nice, that blues scale was clean.

Not as engaging as the previous videos but I enjoyed it.

HOT belly rub



It's the transformation of evil


Considering another pizza



Consider a water and an early night


I haven't wanked today yet


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>For Dan, it was all about the deal.



Neet to try that unna goon, how much is it? Is Dan or Craig cheaper?



very lewd dan


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anyone blogging on one of dem smart fone is seen as hostile enemy combatant. relax thank for the OC



nice DAN archaeology there frem 11/10


haven't sunk that far yet still on the banrock and yalumba casks. will be voting for [NPC] [NUMBER] [CONTROVERSIAL QUEENSLAND POLITICIAN] = /argument/ [PAULINE HANSON] = void



It's a relatively rare goon, can't find it on Craig or Dan's websites.

Probably best to have a shop around and look for Stanley's fruity lexia


Craig's certainly therapist of the two.


Vote [1] for the NEETparty.


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There are some strange Dans in the world



Dr Dan Read looks like he's been on the goon too long


I wish I could rip a few thumb packed cones with cruisey



Not long enough.

I believe multiple peer-reviewed scientific journals have published articles about the link between high goon consumption and an increase in male fertility.

It's well documented.


>tfw too lazy to pack another cone


Good night friends.



Keep it up!

I got too lazy to drive three hours for weed so I ended up quitting due to my laziness.





Good night


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Come over to mine and I'll thumb pack you



That's the only thing keeping the aboriginal race alive



Don’t say things you don’t mean bro





Mohammad has dropped off the pizza

Time to get comfy with some cones and youtube



Boong semen contains so much goon it's starting to infuse into their DNA



is it halal?

What're you going to be viewing?



It absolutely is not, I'll be watching sailing la vagabonde vlogs for perhaps the next hour



I already thumb packed three boongs assholes tonight and the parties just getting started



Did that pizza have bacon on it?


I'm gonna have to force myself to wank with my right hand now, my left shoulder had been in a bit of pain the last couple of weeks from the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAe wanks and its taking its toll. It doesn't mess with lifting but when I start wanking the pain gets pretty bad



Get on the DSP and get a NDIS provided wank helper.



>It absolutely is not

Good, good!

>sailing la vagabonde vlogs

Never heard of it before, looks like some real rich-normie shit, not bad



Great work, we need more of your sort around the rural and remote aboriginal communities.






State in-forced NEET happy endings?

I approve.



You have no choice.


>tfw yellow durry fingers for 3 weeks now

so this is what it's like



To service my needs I'd need like ten support workers



Even for a goon?


Man I am fucking definitely moving to Queensland

People up there are cool as shit and the weathers great

Fuck these yuppie cunts man



I used to get those after big goon sessions with chainsmoking, quit and moved to the gape capers so no yellow fingers and a bigger bank account



Some decent boongs up there too


Went for some gook food from Gook Hill and then the gym. It's going to be bourbon time soon.



I had yellow durry fingers for months when I started smoking rollies daily.

Strangely the stains have gone away without me noticing. Perhaps it was due to cutting back a bit.



That'll do it.


>bigger bank account

No doubt, for me quitting cannabis was what made me able to start saving money. Still would like to quit the darts in the future but it's good for now.

>tfw 6 years since I've had this much money in my band account.



Where'd you go? Think I'll be there next week seeing some bumble slut, pretty cheap beers in chink hill, used to get gooned there pretty often when I was at uni



QLD does seem great, absolutely beautiful up there. I know some great people up that way.

NT would be next then WA for me personally.

Tassie is also beautiful but the amount of lefties puts me off.


Fucking killed a cockroach that was crawling up my wall, I just cleaned the house and it wasn't dirty to begin with. Now I'm looking in all the crevasses in the house to see if anymore are around then gas the house



For me its QLD, then tas, then NT i reckon

My mate lives in tas on the dole living in a public house for only 90 bucks a week or someting, few minutes from the coast in a white middle class town, living the fuckin dream aye unna

Reckon Darwin would be pretty chill but ultimately I'd like to live in North QLD or Noosa, way less stress than down here in this yuppie nightmare



>see if anymore are around then gas the house

Make sure to use Zyklon B for maximum effect.



Nice, I don't know anyone in tazzie, which could be a good thing if I were to move there in the future.

That does sounds like a fucking good time, I was pretty young last time I was there but it was super comfy.

Yuppies are indeed a bit of a nightmare.



They might not have cheap gook hookers thou



Probably a good thing. I'd like a stable monogamous relationship so that doesn't concern me unna.



Yeah but you can always have the cheeky Chink on the side as long as you are immune to herpes



Absolutely vile



Vile life


I'm ashamed to say I did three decent poos and didn't post a single photo of them



So what goon establishment does pepe represent?



Why the humble goon connoisseur NEETs of course.


Can't believe she left me NEETs

It's just totally ruined me

I'm completely defeated, I don't have even one person to talk to and I spend every moment dreaming of a better future that I'm quickly realising will never happen, and that I'll be sad and struggling for the rest of my life

I give up




Your punishment will be swiftly delivered


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Fuck her, bitches 'aint shit but hoes and tricks.

Think of the future hot unnas.

Whilst it's shit now, it does get better mate. May take some time, just hang in there.



Their security guard won't let me in because I have a job



Those feels last an average of two weeks, I recommend going out and just talking to random chicks, even if it's not at a drinking establishment. Men hardly approach chicks in public these days and a lot of them don't mind it, it will help you feel less like a throwaway and will get you out of the house and off the grog..

The alternative is just to get gooned and wank to photos of her and dig the hole even deeper



I've tried telling him multiple times (and cruisey) that he needs a real woman. Some neets just don't listen



Some place in the food court above the coles that I don't remember the name of. There's a place that does a happy hour of $7 pints or something that's right next to Station street, but somehow everytime I pass it and feel like buying a beer the happy hour isn't on.



Theres a joint that used to do 10 dollar jugs iirc. Almost miss getting asked for cash by the bogan cunts outside the station, bet its changed a bit now.



At least the security guards are doing their job correctly.



Real women can be difficult to find these days, I've only met a handful.



>Almost miss getting asked for cash by the bogan cunts outside the station, bet its changed a bit now.

Yeah it has, a couple of years ago you would have a group of 20-30 derros perpetually sitting outside the station/supermarket area and asking people for money and smokes. The gooks must have kicked up a fuss about it in recent times because they've all dispersed now, and you now find them from time to time in smaller groups outside pretty much every supermarket in a 5km radius of box hill.



Maybe you made them depressed?



Better than a handful of wank



A lot of the shitty small shopping centers I've been to have security guards now pestering the bums to fuck off, Westfield have always had a lot of security especially on Thursday nights because all the kids like to go there






Or an assful of aboriginal rape


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wait 2 more years for wizard powers or fuck a prostie?



An assfull of aboriginal rape sounds much more appealing then a lonely unfulfilling routine wank.


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The choice is yours


Wish I had a family bros

Incredibly lonely



Nah, it was probably Box Hill itself that did that to them, it's quite a depressing place nowadays.


Yeah more and more places have security these days, not sure whether this is a good or a bad thing.




Be strong unna, I don't really know what to say but hang in there.


Retiring to bed now. Night Night NEETs.



Night mate


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Not bad, I tried improving it.


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Didn't know Tones was so well read.



I wish they showed me that in High school, had to waste all those years finding success


I wish I was a part of something, instead of sitting in my room all day


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A part of an Aboriginal orgy?



Maccas hotcakes mate


That feel when stink of alcohol despite shower and fresh clothes

Not good aye



I'd fuck a hashbrown




Have you clothes soak in napisan for a day.


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Morning neets. Finally worked up the courage to weigh myself for the first time in 3 years. I've gained 45kg. This is not good.


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Going to do the shopping with Mummybot, then after I've had my karate lesson with Mr Miyagi she's going to put on the 13th Harry Potter movie. She said she's going to buy me that new flavour of icecream from the secret freezer section too.



So you weigh 53kg now?



>I've gained 45kg



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he needs to stop eating sips



*This is good.



>on the 13th Harry Potter movie

Super secret channel?



of course



Which one?



we can't reveal the secret channel to uncool people



your in for a very special day


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Morning boys!

I have cropped out my elbow for modesty. Tee-hee.


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Thin bitch



prety girls make me feel sad inside



I miss the days when Karen would brighten up our mornings for us.


a succulent chinese penis


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Let Dan brighten up your morning instead.



They have a right to live.


my captcha was XL Rage


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Good morning friends.


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Or it was XLR age, which is almost 50.

Nice looking car, I don't think I've seen one of these before.


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Good morning.



>I don't think I've seen one of these before.







The price too much? You don't want a vehicle of any sort for under about $5k. Nothing but misery.



My ute was less than 5, it's been great.



VW don't think so



How many years ago was that though? Don't forget inflation.


some mad cunt is stream russel coight

aussie adventures !!





you fucking poofter



YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Did all my shopping.

Decided I'm going to go into the city tonight and see what the normies are up to.



I want to hear a story about how that tight pussy was destroyed m8




Pictures, audio recordings and videos would be greatly appreciated.


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- about to do shopping

- considering going into the city tonite too (brissy) to get my monthly dose of social interaction

- its finally fucking sunny after a very rainy month so tomorrow i will most likely do a train to the goldcoast and 40km loop to Dans at miami and back.

got cennobux yesterday and a $500 advance so its looking like an impressive weekend frens



>got cennobux yesterday and a $500 advance

Save a hundred or two for a rainy day fund. Don't go over spending during the social interaction.



lol i was thinking of buying a whore actually


My payment was suspended.


I am the Chicken Periodman, they are the Chicken Periodmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



what didnt you do ?


god i hate the beatles



you are not the chicken periodman or the walrus, you are simply a very naughty NEET


guten morgen neets



Goon morning to you to!


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Update my study stuff. I'll get a call on Monday hopefully.



ur goin to jail


Hard abo poo


Big abo wank in moari face



Weren't you meant to do that during the week or was that another NEET? I remember a lot mostly planned, some completed visits took place at Cenno last week.



I have been having those clay poos this week from the antibiotics.



Ugly bitch.


weren't we supposed to nominate somebody for wrestlemania or some shit




I didn't say she was attractive, just that a transformation had occurred. The article said she avoided a jail term by telling the magistrate she was bullied for being ugly.



I think so, I think so.



I didn't say you said she was attractive.



>she was bullied for being ugly.

I don't get this argument even after reading the article for why she got that home detention order. I cannot see how being ugly is reasonable grounds to suspend a jail sentence for something that happened well before the crime.



Her statement probably amounted to:

I was ugly

I was bullied

I needed money to change my appearance

I dealt drugs to get that money



I didn't say you said I said she was attractive



Pretty disappointed we didn't get a poo picture yesterday…



poo hitler is stockpiling his poo pictures



I enjoyed the Dan fairytale book more than the usual poo pics


>tfw nearly May


Wank intimidation



It was a good book, wouldn't mind getting it if it is cheap enough.



We need >>259971

More >>259975

With good wankologists >>259987



Have a wank



I have already used up my allotted monthly wanks and do not have the energy to queue for hours at the communal wank distribution centre.


Clinical wank rebate


wank nuggets


cyclical wank development


Wank commoditisation


Shire and Cindy's left-over sex juices.




Two (You)'s. I am blessed.


Cruisey enable PDF uploads.




I found a nice short novel.


16 degrees today in Shitbourne, might give my desk a good wipe down, parts of it just smell like booze.


my desk has a three day old poo on it


Indian girl wasn't at Dan's for the second week in a row lads, think I've missed my chance



i kidnapped her and put her in the cave with karen and hue



Don't despair neet, I'm sure a fated meeting will take place


Sometimes it feels like everyone is wanking but me




Wank laundering


Wanking Machine


Wank plundering


Good afternoon wankahs


wish i had a dog to wank off


The NEETcommune will use a wank based economy.


The mostly low quality posting has been very discouraging.



The quality has been wank


Good afternoon fellas, how were the morning wanks?



Total wankout.



Could have been better and more of them tbh



Be the change you want to see in the board.



Just back from coles had to pick up some salad things to go with the steak I have marinading in the fridge, so went and saw Craig while I was there and he has a new young qt working there, wish all my shopping trips were as pleasant


I should just bring the recycling bin into the kitchen and take it out once a week, instead of filling a plastic tub every two days and having to empty it.



You should have taken a picture for us.



Disappointing, I'll start contributing to the arvo-wanks



just throw everything out the window



I'm not going to be like that particular NEET.



It'll be the first of its kind


Wank heist


Decided to stay in tonight after all. I am going to try and be good for two weeks and then go out on Saturday before my birthday like a sad fuck with no friends.


Drive-by wank


Wankasauras Rex


Counterfeit wanks


NK don't you have anything to do today?





Reading's for nerds.


I went out to buy a car but ended up buying a sail boat. I gave it to proteinNEET. He was less impressed than I had hoped.


The Sambia tribe of New Guinea has rituals and rites of passage surrounding manhood which lasts several years and involves ejaculation through fellatio often several times a day. Semen is valued and masturbation is seen as a waste of semen and is therefore frowned upon even though frequent ejaculation is encouraged. The capacity and need to ejaculate is developed or nurtured for years from an early age but through fellatio so that it can be consumed rather than wasted. Semen is ingested for strength and is considered in the same line as mothers' milk.[129][better source needed]



A full size boat?




Perhaps merging with an existing commune will work better than starting out own



That's kind of you,how much was it


Wank proliferation


Other cultures have rites of passage into manhood that culminate in the first ejaculation of a male, usually by the hands of a tribal elder. In some tribes such as the Agta, Philippines, stimulation of the genitals is encouraged from an early age.[130] Upon puberty, the young male is then paired off with a "wise elder" or "witch doctor" who uses masturbation to build his ability to ejaculate in preparation for a ceremony. The ceremony culminates in a public ejaculation before a celebration. The ejaculate is saved in a wad of animal skin and worn later to help conceive children. In this and other tribes, the measure of manhood is actually associated more with the amount of ejaculate and his need than penis size.




I get access denied on that link



u have dumb dumb internet



>tfw no wank yacht



>the young male is then paired off with a "wise elder" or "witch doctor" who uses masturbation to build his ability to ejaculate in preparation for a ceremony. The ceremony culminates in a public ejaculation before a celebration. The ejaculate is saved in a wad of animal skin and worn later to help conceive children

<The story of NK



dont know if was because Im on vpn, but I had to disable noscript for the page to load, maybe it thought i was a bot



i think we can all agree crusiey selfishly spent at least $300,000 on a boat for his sperg friend instead of on land for the commune



If we had a communal yacht we could take the commune to monte carlo



That would have been a nice deposit on our Submarine, fuck me he is a selfish Bastard



We could have a communal wank in the communal yacht



I hope wankers are made to walk to plank



They can walk to the plank to wank



There will be a lot sword fights on that plank.


the wank factory called… they're all out of wanks!



Sounds like some boong slacked off


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whyte carnt wont us to do everythin


Been out of the loop since august last year. What's with the flags?


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How can they expect someone to do 20 of these a month? Especially when living semi-rural? I'm thinking of just cancelling my cenno.


Volunteered today for 8 hours



You just apply for the roles online through Indeed or SEEK


Whenever I go too long without a wank I start getting really fixated on a specific fetish until I indulge. Currently it is fishnets, I've been thinking about them a lot over the last few days despite never really having any particular interest in them.



Sounds like you need a wank



The Christchurch shooting happened, more neets on VPNs, Possum decided that we should get custom flags as the country ones aren't heaps meaningful with all the vpn use. Cruisey is now our BO too.



we all turned Boong



I've got a mid-semester exam on Wednesday that I need to do lots of studying for so I've been frantically studying. Trying to channel my wank energy towards intellectual gains.



you have achieved more in one day than what I have in almost 2 years








you wish



Don't make me call your mummybot. She might cancel the subscription to the secret Harry Potter channel.





Harry Potter on tonight



oh damn i wish i came here for the shootings that would have been a wild night. Don't really like the custom flags… That ruined 4shit /pol/



Yeah you can't cause there aren't any cunt



>>You're missing an opportunity

>Tell employers why you're great at wanking. Fill in your about me.



There's always jobs, even in Sale there was an abundance of jobs. Just apply for anything





Yeah, I'll upload a pic.

After giving it to him I kinda wish I kept it.



Yeah but you cant apply for the same job again next month right?



Kids these days just don't wanna work you know?


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I was on /baphomet/ a few years ago and I clicked on a spoilered video which turned out to be of a dog (like a shiba inu?) whimpering in pain as someone stepped on its eye with high heels on. I only saw the first second or two but that is easily the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. I've seen plenty of gore on the internet, a boong stabbed irl, a boong mauled by dogs, a different boong glassed by another boong etc. Even "solid sweets" on kraut and masterchan back when it was a competitor to 8chan. I was only on there a few days before I came here I swear I'm not a paedo. I still think about it a lot for some reason.



If you didn't get the job the first time you're allowed to apply for it again



That's a nice boat



If you worked out the dates you could find the corresponding generals.



Only a hundred bucks but I gave the guy $150 because he was old and had a hard time getting my towball off.



To clarify, the stuff with boongs is my personal IRL observations of life up north.



They don't allow poor NEETs in that part of the interweb.



Shit yeah, it's a bit old but I like that. It's all wood and not new shitty fiberglass.


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Have a wank



I thought of that to, but I think he means hairnet in the hair.



>i wish i came here for the shootings

We all just posted boong porn until it died down.

The /pol/lack is defenseless against the true majesty of UNNA.



So i can just go back and apply for the same 20 jobs cause i never got a call back?



I usually send dick pics instead of job application



Yeah, jobs get re-advertised all the time, they can't expect you to find new jobs every month especially in a rural area



Any matches?



Cruisey you generous boong



she's a fucking beaut, what are you gonna name her?

I vote the SS unna



Get a few visits from the cops and that's about it



Did they give the photographs a thumbs up or love heart?


Just made the switch from firefox to brave.

It's so fucking much faster, would recommend.


tfw no large abo dick pics in festival shorts





are you going to use the Ghacks user.js file?



The Max wagies literally never check to see if those entries are legitimate. When I was a NEET the wagie barely even knew how the jobsearch site worked.



If it was mine it'd be NK wandjina



doesn't matter, i'm going to drill a hole in it



I'll be honest, I've never heard of

>Ghacks user.js file

Can you give me a brief explanation?



I'll drill your hole



Looks like the NEET Commune is going to be very cramped


looks like order.dominos.com.au is down lol



and it's back


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Well NEETs, are (You) happy?


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No they laugh at it and call it small




honestly forget it I thought you posted you were going to Firefox not moving away from it



Probably have a more meaningful interaction with him than some thot on Tinder/Bumble.



wheres the toilet?



Should have send them an erect picture for comparison tbh



Ahh no worries, after having a quick sus if I ever did go back to firefox it's something I would probably use.



Over the edge.



yeah I get it and use the waves as toilet paper, that will be good for NEETs with rectal bleeding



that will attract sharks



>NEETs with rectal bleeding

The salt water spalshing against their arsehole would do it world of good.



that we can catch and use as food


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Got mummys credit card and chilling watching this. What should i get for dinner neets


Being a NEET with additional Hikki flavour, I'm not looking forward to be forced to go to a polling booth.

But something mentioned on interwebs is the Electoral commission having a list with details of candidates: https://aec.gov.au/election/files/downloads/2019federalelection-all-candidates-nat-24-04-1643.csv

"ACT","Bean","SMITH","David","Australian Labor Party","Unemployed"

"NSW","Lindsay","BUTTEL","Christopher","United Australia Party","Unemployed"



"SA","Spence","JURY","Daniel","The Greens","Unemployed"


"WA","Pearce","TRAVERS","Kim","Australian Labor Party","Unemployed"

"ACT","GALLAGHER","Katy","Australian Labor Party","Unemployed"

"NSW","NICHOLS","Maree","Rise Up Australia Party","Unemployed"

"NSW","CROSSMAN","Carolyn J","Independent","Unemployed"

"QLD","WALLACE","Gregory John","Katter's Australian Party (KAP)","Unemployed"

"SA","ROZITISOLDS","Gwydion","The Greens","Unemployed"

"TAS","INFORMAL","Alfred","Help End Marijuana Prohibition (HEMP) Party","Unemployed"


"WA","RAYNER","Mark","Help End Marijuana Prohibition (HEMP) Party","Unemployed"


Sadly, I can't vote for my fellow NEET in my area. How about you guys?



20 chipotle chicken kickers with ranch dressing and a pizza



the fuck is a chipotle, you some kind of seppo?



> chipotle

wasnt he on star trek Voyager



that's just what they're called on the website you dumb dumb

french for spicy or something




I do not understand what website you are talking about sir



the secret one


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Why not just watch it on YouTube and then close the window soon after?







they do not have season 1



lobster and truffles


See you later.



Harry Potter is for mong cunts.



chipotle is that smoked paprika shit they try to pass off as 'BBQ flavour' that tastes nothing like.

'ranch dressing' is another seppoism.



a whore for 2 hours




so is a hamburger if you want to go down that path

doesn't leave you with much in the way of junk food choices apart from meat pies



only have enough money for the communal gaysockneet whore



we turn him inside out to wash him on Saturday nights sorry



It's a big boy movie


Mum caught me licking the dogs willy and now she won't let me eat h the secret channel



at least it wasn't a cats willy that would have hurt



you can't eat h the secret channel



cats are girls you idiot



He's probably had too much goon.



My mummybot lets me eat h the secret channel. She even lets me eat h live action boong porn.


I'm having chicken strudels and steam vegetables for dinner tonight. There was a cute light skin poojeeta wearing gym shorts that made her booty pop.


Can we get a:

watch = eat h

wordfilter to throw off newcomers?



Just increase your gooning by 50% and you wont notice.


I wonder what Possum is wanking to at the moment?



old weber posts



Popping out to see my normie mate for while, he broke up with his gf not too long ago, so I should probably go see him.


Jew posts, it's a repressed fetish of his, that's why he tried banning it, so he could cut down on wanking for a while.


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He has his own island, and uses the local women as his play things


Having some coke and fruity lexia with my chicken strudels.


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Wank facilitation


Wank classification


Wank mastication




Stuck in maccas drive thru



What did you do?



paid with wanks


Chicken strudles and veges were nice. I watched NCIS with my grandma while eating it.


I wish I had friends.



Which one of you made the dingus thread?


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Night neets been awake since 2.30am so time for bed



Sleep tight.



which thread is that?



The dingus thread.



I like to think all our threads are dingus threads



I like to think all our threads are dingoes threads


The business clothes that APM bought me for my job look baggy now because I've lost weight so quickly. I might need to do a shop tomorrow before the big day


Was having a good old neet wank when I realised the russian girl I was jerking it to has self harm scars on her arms. They aren't recent but it makes me sad, I'll still soldier on like a good little neet and finish my wank though.


>tfw depressed




She said the dog doesn't have any money and not to waste my talent like that



Getting fucked on camera is worse for you than cutting your arms tbh



Visit the colonel for a mega feast then stop by dans for some protein bulking goon



What if you can train the dog to locate sniff, glue, aerosols etc?


If I can do only 12 pushups with proper form, am I better off just doing that to failure or doing the knee pushups instead until I get stronger? Should I do a mix of both?



I trained to find goon but it just drinks it all before I can get to it


Hey cumguzzlers



hey doll bludgeon



Don't wear black and white.


Stupid bitch


The south Korean leader has said that the United nations is a good place for people who have a link between their lives and their friends in the latest episode.


I've got two maths tests due on Monday and I was stuck on one of the fucking integrals, ended up having a wank in frustration and an idea came to me mid-wank. I've given it another go and I'm quite sure I've solved it.



I get angry a lot. Wish I could control it but I don't have a good way of releasing it, the anger is just going to build up until I have a stroke.



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50mg of seroquel down the hatch


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Are you feeling its helping you?





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Me am sad boy. Me am lonely boy. Me am angery boy.


I'm out of prozac, off to the 24 hour pharmacy I go



It's helping me maintain a regular sleeping pattern but I would prefer not to be taking it



is this dogfucker neet?



It's a bluish/purple striped shirt



same brother



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There is much wisdom in your wanks



Nice cum rag



Going to the gay bar?


The wanks of the many outweigh the wanks of the few


I hope SLB is ok, he hasn't posted for a while.



He's late, we've been at the gay bar for two hours already and cruisy just walked in with an African twink boy


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Off to the pharmacy



I'm working up the courage to have a boongka, went hard last night and my shoulder is killing me from all the wanking. Tried using my right hand but I need that hand to use the mouse



That's a fancy boy astra



Doesn't have an S button though



That's the secret button, only cool people have it on their astra




I knew something was off. Perhaps it's time for a full body massage with a happy ending?


Goon night NEETs.



I'll ask the boong at the park for one, he does specials on Saturdays



Is he a qualified massage therapist?



He's been to prison before so he's more than qualified



You've come to the right place for help.



Good night/




Yeah, that's alright.


$45 uber to fuck a 36 year old boong lady lads, what you rekon?



A hardened boong


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Wank to the future



Never wank back.







Good lad.



Ask her to come to you.



>pharmacy at 9:30

> worse than Dans at 9am

and you know it



if your not buying rikodeine you can fuck off



you can fuck off


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Oh ! (You)



Wank to the future 2, wank capacitor


Succulent aboriginal meal


File: 6604dba478a5139⋯.mp4 (12.62 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2.mp4)

Here's another one of those extremely low quality videos of me and protein NEET talking about nothing.



was 6mins in and no one is grabbing that juicy dick…… waste of time


File: b3b63835acd8455⋯.mp4 (12.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3.mp4)


Maybe this one will have what you're looking for.


File: e1251cacdfcb458⋯.mp4 (14.12 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 4.mp4)

Maybe this one.


I'll give ya some (You)s after I've finished this assignment cruisdog. If fornication or general promiscuity is not mentioned there will be consequences.





(You) need an ausssie Paul Verhoven


https://www.youtube.com/eat h?v=9Eont_yEGZs


Just had a wank poo



They're the best type.



>Paul Verhoven

robocop director?



Dan needs to start stocking pharmaceuticals to end this kind of judgement


>Looking for a house mate perferd female between 20-39 working clean single to live with 33year old single male





Sounds like a nice deal, I wonder if a dress and a wig would be enough for him



And she'll move in with him and date one of his mates instead



>i do mainly after noon shift 4pm to 1130pm when im not at work i like to eat h Netflix an play video games an cook up dinners an socialize with people as well an have a drink room




I get the feeling he doesn't have many mates



Chad will find out and end up moving in with them



They'll kick him out.



No, they'll force him to eat h them fuck on his bed and feed him dog food while he works and pay the bills for them


Then they'll force him to suck boong dicks on camera and sell the videos online


hot NEET domination


real wanking hours


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Past that, time for sleep.

Good night friends.



Sleep well friend



Dream of large aboriginal penises penetrating tight wombat anuses



I took out a cashies pay day loan for tonight's wank


was feeling ungrounded last couple of days, broke my 8 day nofap streak with 3 wanks today



How do you feel?


Fair amount of fornication and general promiscuity mentioned, well deserved (You)s


I also made a homemade pocket pussy in my younger days. I think I found a picture guide on /b/ back in 2008 or so.

Also, redheads are all sluzzas


I usually shave my hair, been wanting to get a decent hair cut for a while. Have been considering trying to cut it myself but I know it'll turn out shit.

Three cars at aged 20 wew, fucking hyper normies.


Did you join a boong-gang out in the parkland's for the week you were homeless?

I am also sick of the two major parties,both are centrist as fuck. Much rather have a bunch of independents, even if it's just to see what happens.

I got fucking scammed outta my superannuation, the company I was with kept charging me to keep the account open after I stopped working and I lost a decent amount.

I enjoyed the videos, cheers.



I've been resisting my second wank for the day, might go to sleep soon so I'm not tempted.



If you go longer then two weeks you might start getting wet dreams, shits messy.





been at a week four times in a row now, they always come then and its what fucks my streak up, sex dreams where I start humping the bed n shit, last night I stopped fucking the chick cos new I was bout to ejaculate, wonder what would happen if I didn't, ive never came in a girl in dreamtime, fuck these vidid dreams though





I'm pretty sure wet dreams are a natural result abstaining, for that reason alone I don't subscribe to no fap. There's something to be said for regulating wanks to once every few days/week/however long it usually takes you to enduce a wet dream. Hell some people may even like wet dreams, I really dislike them personally.

I have came in multiple unnas during the dreamtime, shit's still strange to me.




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The blacker the better


just paid $51 each way on an uber to fuck a dardy ole 36 year old boong lads, wasn't so bad.

>tfw imagining your ex during doggy


Has anyone here gone to anger management or had some kind of help for their anger?



Was it a hooker



I just drink goon and fight boongs in the park, feel peaceful the next day raping the same boongs in lockup



Okay then, you fuckwit.



Fuck boongs


Pregnant with poo


Goon / Good Morning NEETs.



morning neeto seems like a quiet morning it seems many a neet hit the goon hard last nite


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I love to have a wank with Duncan

I love to have a wank with Dunc.

We wank in moderation

And we never ever ever run out of spunk

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Duncan

'Cause Duncan's me mate, yeah

I love to have a wank with Colin

I love to have a wank with Col.

We wank in moderation

And it doesn't really matter if he brings his doll

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Colin

'Cause Colin's me mate, mm-mm-mm

I love to have a wank with Kevin

Oh I love to have a wank with Kev.

We wank in moderation

As he drives me home in his big old Chev.

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Kevin

'Cause Kevin's me mate

I love to have a wank with Patrick

I love to have a wank with Pat

We wank in moderation

And it wouldn't really matter if he wanks his cat

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Patrick

'Cause Patrick's me mate

- Change key -

I love to have a wank with Robert

I love to have a wank with Bob

We wank in moderation

Just eat h it fly right out his knob

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Robert

'Cause Robert's me mate

I love to have a wank with Duncan

Oh I love to have a wank with Dunc.

We wank in moderation

And we never ever ever run out of spunk

We wank at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a wank with Duncan

'Cause Duncan's me mate

I love to have a wank with Duncan

'Cause Duncan's me mate


pub with no beer / rape with no fear

the secret slim dusty album



Very high quality review, higher than they deserve, thank you.

>fucking hyper normies.

Yeah, kind of. He's a bit strange and not a regular normie in that he doesn't drink or smoke or swear or have sex, he has no idea about pop references. In some ways that makes him easy to pay out but really that's what I wish I was like. Sure you can say that he's going to have a breakdown but maybe he wont and maybe that's the healthiest way to live in this sick world. He's genuinely a good guy, a bit naive but even though he's been burnt a bit he's still helps. He's also a pastor/preacher in his church.


Nah, I think I pretty much didn't sleep and I couch surfed a few of those days. I can't really remember, it was over 10 years ago.

I don't know what he was on about with his super. I'll ask him today what company he's with. I'm going there in a bit. He's a bit sketchy about keeping the boat there (it's a share house and the neighbourhood's a bit shit) so I said he can keep it in my backyard.


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Good morning friends.


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Fuck yeah




Good morning


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Some of the unna's I've came in in dreamtime have been better than real life.

Dreamtime is best time. It's also usually in public and in front of other people.




giga boong


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Morning all.

Lots to do this morning: washing, dishes, put at least one blanket on the bed, neaten things up.



Morning. Good luck.



Thank you. I've already had a coffee and modified a song, so I think I can manage it.



Don't count your chickens before they hatch.



What if we have?



You'll have a big day of youtube and kfc and not do any of those things.


How much does AusPost charge for posting a game?



Probably 6 or 7 dollarydoos for express post



I know some people who post blu ray discs for about 2-3 dollars



Fuck that's a bit much.


This is what I was thinking, whenever I buy something online postage costs always turn me off from things and don't want my prospective customers to do the same thing.

Thanks to both of you.



Depends on the weight and dimensions. What type of game as the postal system is not nice to packages, it will need protection if it is a board game that will increase the costs or it may arrived damaged.


They do the Chinese trick of saying they are letters/documents. Cheaper rate but the items have a higher chance of being damaged. In Australia if detected they will return the items back to the sender and can go after you for costs if you are sending a lot of mail.



>my prospective customers

Tell me more.



Should have been clearer, I just mean video games.


I offer myself to budding proctologists to practice on.



And only $3 for bumhole delivery?


Yeah baby I'm worth it


Uh ha I'm worth it


Tell me tell me I'm worth it


Could I just wrap the game up, put some stamps on it and put it in one of the post boxes or do I have to go in and talk to one of the old ladies or gay dude in his 40's?



if you knew the weight and how many stamps you required, yes



Find the dimensions online for postage category (i.e. small letter/documents, small package) and use a home scale to get the right weight. Attach the stamps as >>260635 suggested and it will work. I have heard of stories of people doing this with International Mail as long as it there isn't a problem it typically goes through without a problem.



Large letter (125g)

Up to 260 x 360 x 20mm

Up to 125g


A blu ray disc with case is just over 100grams, then you will need to add the padded bag or whatever



an hour has elapsed and I'm still sitting here





Small satchel

Send up to 500g

335 x 220mm

Does that seem alright for an Xbox 360 game in it's case?



Sorry if I'm asking mong cunt questions by the way. It's been over half a decade since I last sold anything on ebay and posted through Auspost.



satchels are just plastic bags, there's no padding

would work but you'd want a roll of bubble wrap from the reject shop and put some around each game.



Better get a feed to energise before trying anything too strenuous.



That seems like a cheaper alternative to buying satchels from the post office for $8.55 each.



I just got the first load of washing started



yes. it's what most ebay sellers do



Good work NEET.


I'll do that. Thanks to you and the others that helped.



that's what frens are for


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fucking hell ive been hungover for the last 2 days and ive done nothing but lie in bed and wank every half an hour

ive wanked fucking 8 times today, i havent done that since i was like 14

my body is so conditioned to goon that if i drink anything else it fucking wrecks me



< W A N K R U P T

what type of goon ?


heading to the goldy coasty today for 40km ride and some goon



eBay is a pain in the ass. Just be careful for assholes who want to scam you.



>ive wanked fucking 8 times today, i havent done that since i was like 14

Good work!

>my body is so conditioned to goon that if i drink anything else it fucking wrecks me

Goon work!



You are morally corrupt. Get to afternoon church service.


first load of washing has been done

second load is in the machine

need to buy more woolwash on saturday



What washing powder do you use?

I use omo but I think that is the cause of the bum rash.. which is now more on my chest.



>which is now more on my chest.




I use Coles brand 'wool and delicates' liquid wash (ie woolwash) for blacks.

I use Omo powder for whites and colours.

I just cold wash everything except for the towels and bedding which I do last with a warm wash.


Need to rush to get hj's breakky, see you all later sweet delectable NEETs.


Second load of washing hung out.

Delicates on now.




cold wash


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found proteinNOOTs girlfriend


wanna have sex with a girl and give them organisms



Oh Pajeet.



nah tinder hook up



Do you smell like stale boong now?



nah just pussy and perfume



Isn't that stale boong?



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ProteinNEET painted me my wandjina, I said it wasn't good enough and to do it again.



He puts NKs masterpieces to shame



A few thousand more and he'll have paid for the boat.


Finished all the washing.

Having some KFC now.

Will do the dishes and make the bed a bit later.


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You earned it m8 !

Goldy coasty here I come. Some fine qt on the train. Hnnnng



Get him to do one of Brenton



Get him to do one of NK's poo.




The fact he is alive and fairly comfy just makes my mind melt


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more humans of adelaide


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I wouldn't do that with a kettle. The legs tend to fall off at inopportune times.


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Shorten drops a $5 note in a busker's collection and then takes change. What a cunt.



Why do people go off road but have no clue about how to get their car out of trouble?


Disappointed it didn't fall onto his car.



Going offroad in the 4wd equivalent of a barina is dumb dumb for a start



Jimnys are pretty good off roaders.



>drops 5 dollar note in, takes 6 dollars in change



Don't need to know how to get out of trouble if you just magically never get into trouble. It's a flawless strategy.


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I think someone tried to door me when they saw my racist frog



Nice boats and nice frog


15 degrees today in Shitbourne, had some longencks with my normie mate who tried to give me normie-tier advice on how to develop a social life, he made it seem far more easy than it is in typical normie fashion, but some of it might come in handy.



The goon is coming soon?



Goon is booked in at Miami Dans its bout an hour away


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What the fuck.



These panoramic photographs are well framed that there isn't any obvious signs of blurring.


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boy u know how to focus?


I reckon yesterday was the worst hangover I've ever had

I had to breath manually and ate nothing but a cheeseburger and a banana. I was googling symptoms of alcohol poisoning to make sure I wasn't gonna die. Pretty sure I was hearing voices too, my thoughts were just so weird, couldn't concentrate or focus and was just terrified of nothing.

Drank like 130 standards in 5 days. Gonna have one more crack at sobriety and if that fails I'm gonna seek help from an addiction counselor or rehab or something.

Feeling better now, despite a near sleepless night full of tossing and turning. Still not feeling 100%

In other news the new trackies I bought this morning are pretty disappointing.



>Drank like 130 standards in 5 days.

26 standard drinks a day, goon work!



>Feeling better now, despite a near sleepless night full of tossing and turning. Still not feeling 100%

At least your feeling better now, is this all from goon? How does one NEET consume so much alcohol?



>Drank like 130 standards in 5 days.

I'm not sure whether to be impressed or whether to tell you to get help, but seriously, that experience sounds fucked, you really should stop.


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Any thoughts, NEETs?


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You boong



10 bottles of wine, a case of beer, and a few long necks. Just by drinking from waking up till sleeping. Not leaving the house, just putting booze straight to the dome to escape the feels and then the hangover.


Yeah I never want to experience that again. I was shaking like a rattle snake and just really scared, of nothing in particular, spend most of yesterday sitting at my desk just trying not to freak out. If that happens again I'll definitely seek help, hate to admit it but maybe I'm just someone who can't drink, some long necks on Monday night turned into a full fledged week long bender. Not normal.


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>I was shaking like a rattle snake and just really scared

Goon tax!



>10 bottles of wine, a case of beer, and a few long necks.

Fucking hell, that really is something.

> I was shaking like a rattle snake and just really scared, of nothing in particular, spend most of yesterday sitting at my desk just trying not to freak out. If that happens again I'll definitely seek help

It sounds like some kind of alcohol induced psychosis, I'd go see someone soon about it if I were you.



Cunt it's so bright I can't see shit. Ain't any QC going on full stop. Just got to Burleigh Heads. I'll save it till next thread. So hurry up and





I wonder if NK is feeling better after his massage and happy ending?















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