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File: 236f5035d236870⋯.png (477,55 KB, 708x600, 59:50, 1552386883855.png)

 No.241014

OLD >>241009

Things can be awful rough on a Sunday evening, neetos

Post last edited at

 No.241049

This was a very good edition.


 No.241149

This is our secret thread.


 No.241230

Have a good day mate.


 No.241272

>>241149

What are you wearing?


 No.241376

>>241272

It's a secret.


 No.241494

>>241376

Take them off.


 No.241551


 No.241565

>>241551

Now post one minute video clips.


 No.241661


 No.241689

>>241661

You filmed the wrong bulge.


 No.241746

neets - should I join the defence force?


 No.241750

>>241746

submarineNEET


 No.241786

>editing my post

I feel violated, but also happy to see that pepe become a thread OP for real


 No.241787

How is the new thread 23 hours old? How did you fuck up that badly?


 No.241788

>>241787

I made it as 319 but another neet beat me to it


 No.241789

>>241149

Not many neets know that you can access the gens by clicking the little star up the top next to the board title. This generates a link to the left of options that leads to the secret edition of the board.


 No.241790

>>241788

Righto, neet. I didn't mean to be rude but I'm quite drunk and it gave me a good laugh for some reason.


 No.241791

>>241789

>access the *secret* gens


 No.241792

>>241782

lol, that is probably the best way to describe it


 No.241793

>>241786

It was a good thread I did not want it to go to waste.


 No.241794

>>241789

It's next to the watchlist, which if you are a good little NEETie, should be this board again.


 No.241795

>>241793

Does your beard look like that?


 No.241796

>>241795

I wish that it did. It is still patchy in areas. I am not sure if I am going to be able to carry it off. I will know once I get it trimmed by the barber. I am going next week or the week after.

There is some gray in the beard but it is mostly black.


 No.241797

I wonder what the first white men to marry boongs thought.


 No.241798

>>241797

There is a lot of writing from explorers that fucked islander women, so I assume the same exists for boongs somewhere


 No.241799

>>241797

He would have been some kind of pervert.


 No.241800

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is an interesting advert.


 No.241801

>>241796

If you've stuck it out this long, you may as well keep it. Is it itchy?


 No.241802

File: 6123af56c304561⋯.jpg (528,41 KB, 1280x1580, 64:79, Mutou Tomu.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.241803

>>241773

arguably better then a eastern chinese

>>241774

the wind sounds comfy

>>241771

>>241782

agreed.

>>241784

saved the thread

>>241746

I've been thinking about this as an option recently.

There was this chick I really liked back in HS, she joined straight after she graduated.

It's weird I think of her often enough considering we never even kissed.

fuck she was a good looking bird.

>tfw no fit military trained wholesome gf

>>241802

GN unna

time for a duzza


 No.241804

File: a0dbeb983aaac9e⋯.jpg (116,7 KB, 750x537, 250:179, 1fb7dc8fd3790c07b5e06d9c78….jpg)

>>241801

It only itched for the first week or so after I stopped shaving. The most annoying thing is it gets food and drink on it.

I am off to bed my beloved documentary maker NEET.


 No.241805

>>241802

sleep tight


 No.241806

>>241804

Sweet dreams woolly NEET


 No.241807

File: ba636b3519e368b⋯.png (411,05 KB, 750x375, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

This looks comfy.


 No.241808

>>241804

night

>>241807

that it does


 No.241809

>>241807

It looks stupid.


 No.241810

>>241807

Until telescope pervs see your willy


 No.241811

>tfw depressed


 No.241812

>>241810

that's just an added bonus


 No.241813

What are you boongs up to?


 No.241814

>>241813

Watching primitive technology and thinking that that NEET is wrong, a bath in the open is comfy.


 No.241815

Its good to have the foody back, was ruunning out of things to distract myself with, hows the weekend been neets?


 No.241816

>>241815

Not good bro

The eags got pumped and I’m working out in woop woop


 No.241817

>>241813

listening to music

>>241815

lazy, I convinced myself friday I'd go for a hike, never got around to it.

maybe I'll do it tomorrow.


 No.241818

>>241816

woop woop usually has some pretty down to earth people, you should go to the local pub.


 No.241819

>>241817

I went for a hike last weekend at Wilson's Promontory, it's a nice place


 No.241820

>>241815

Weekend was alright but now tfw will be at work in 12 hours.


 No.241821

Another day wasted


 No.241822

>>241819

nice

are those pictures from the top of a mountain looking out into the vastness, that were posted a few days back yours?

It looked very beautiful if that's the same place.


 No.241823

>>241821

>iktf

granted most days feel wasted


 No.241824

fugg me NEETs, I literally did nothing all day other than sleep and be here

I havent even eaten


 No.241825

File: 9b3c2de8d48e1fd⋯.jpg (3,12 MB, 6064x2400, 379:150, IMG20190316151003.jpg)

>>241822

Yeah those were mine


 No.241826

>>241824

have a feed


 No.241827

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-G8BlRcRP0

unironically fire 100 100 100

>>241825

very nice


 No.241828

>>241825

very fucking nice

I tried looking for the pictures but couldn't find em, I assumed they were lost in the gen that go deleted.

That's wallpaper worthy.


 No.241829

>>241825

Great picture.


 No.241830

>>241827

decent

sick beat, pretty comfy vibe.


 No.241831

Wipe poo poo on my wank wank


 No.241832

Big boong fuck


 No.241833

File: b37671259c180e1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 102,36 KB, 590x346, 295:173, Much-Poo-Outdoor_1.jpg)

Wild abo poo


 No.241834

>>241832

>>241833

>>241831

desgustang

get the NEET hose


 No.241835

Intercontinental poo missile


 No.241836

File: 68f112f02991b5f⋯.gif (856,31 KB, 175x200, 7:8, HnTG2hX.gif)

>>241833

not sure why I was expecting anything else


 No.241837

File: 43122947d9ca371⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 82,52 KB, 661x532, 661:532, B1517D8.jpg)

>>241836

Expect the unexpected (abo wank)


 No.241838

File: 26068af9b13f11c⋯.gif (1009,3 KB, 310x176, 155:88, jczOunJ.gif)

>>241837

jesus christ unna


 No.241839

I went to the gym, now feeling so-so, before I felt shit, I'm fucking worried that I'm slowly falling into the same cycle I fell into last year of my mental state progressively deteriorating, followed by me not keeping up at work/uni and then getting fired/dropping out. Only difference was that in the two previous instances I was drinking heaps and on a substantial dose of SSRIs. Now I'm only drinking two nights a week and only having 3-4 standards in a night 90% of the time as opposed to this time last year or this time six months ago where I was drinking at least 4 or 5 times a week and usually going on at least one or two massive binges where I'd have at least half a bottle of liquor's worth of booze.


 No.241840

Light wind and rain, watching As time goes by with Dame Judy.

Feeling comfy NEETies.

Not looking forward to work tomorrow.


 No.241841

File: 1417475fa33cc47⋯.png (175,36 KB, 316x421, 316:421, Delta Physical 2.png)

>>241735

HOW ARE YOU DOING IT TO YOURSELF MAN FIND A NEW DOCTOR

>>241736

i like the seroquel meme but i hate that drug

t. never took consecutive days in a row


 No.241842

>>241839

Each step in the right direction is a positive, you're doing alright mate.


 No.241843

>>241839

sounds like things are getting better man, SSRIs are kinda fucked up. I was also drinking often few months back, It's good to cut back, certainly helps with mental health.


 No.241844

File: 243728cb5bdc979⋯.jpg (102,26 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, NEUROFEN PLUS FLAG.jpg)

>>241840

hey wandjina talked to possum about my nurofen plus flag ?


 No.241845

>>241841

He takes it as a sleeping pill, it pisses me off.

He's taking a psycho-tropic med for the side effect.


 No.241846

Man there's nothing to prepare you for the pain of financial stress

This shit is hardcore bad times


 No.241847

>>241844

>>241844

It's there man.


 No.241848

File: 615ae149e8a32a3⋯.jpg (842,59 KB, 2348x2336, 587:584, geochron.jpg)

>>241847

awww man

thank you man

was too drunk and high to check

expect some quality OC posts from this flag you bestowed fren


 No.241849

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>241840

never seen it but the song is a classic

>>241845

When I was taking olanzapine I'd use it as a "sleeping pill" pretty often.

It was recommended to take it when you have dinner but I found it too difficult to stay up late

so instead I'd take it an hour or so before I'd go to sleep. As long as it's prescribed medication and you're taking it routinely I don't really see the problem.


 No.241850

File: fb35560715d625c⋯.jpg (346,08 KB, 1920x1040, 24:13, mpv-shot0023.jpg)

>>241847

just a quick comment on the flag… it should be called "nurofen plus" when you hover over it … the plus is so important man thats the codeine

this is all a huge double joke for me because codeine got banned in 2018 and it changed my life and 8chan got banned in 2019 and it changed my life.

Need to update the name for the memetics to work


 No.241851

>>241850

If we're making it really NEETgen lore friendly it should be called Mindies to reference an old NK Video


 No.241852

>>241842

>>241843

Thanks, yeah SSRIs were pretty fucked when I was still on them, if I didn't take them at pretty much the exact time of day I'd get withdrawal-tier symptoms. Not drinking as much as I used to is good because I don't do as much dumb shit as I would went I'd drink heaps, particularly in the presence of other people. Having said that all the mistakes I've made in the past 18 months have in one way or another been a teachable moment for me about what works out well and what is nothing but trouble. I'd like to be able to start to think about things in a more long term way, that might help. At the moment I'm just wageslaving and while I may be saving a fair amount of money every paycheck, at the moment it isn't much more than treading water. I need to start working towards something. Anyway sorry about the blogpost-tier tangent. Night Night NEETs.


 No.241853

File: 19294688fad6c8d⋯.jpg (2,98 MB, 3600x3600, 1:1, Totally Hot - Cover Front.jpg)

>>241851

not arguing with you unna

took 600mg of codeine daily for 12 years unna

spent insane amounts of nnetbux on it unna

plz just make it "nurofen plus" so other people get the joke too unna

if they join up they will be quality posters on tropical island unna


 No.241854

>>241852

>at the moment it isn't much more than treading water. I need to start working towards something.

I can relate to that, existence is kind of meaning-less unless you give it some meaning.

Night mate.


 No.241855

File: d375acf44ca5c56⋯.jpg (33,35 KB, 450x253, 450:253, doomed.jpg)

mindies is better


 No.241856

>>241849

I saw it a bit as a kid, my grandma used to watch it.


 No.241857

>>241850

I still get codeine when ever I want it.

That's the problem.


 No.241858

>>241853

You're using unna wrong.


 No.241859

cheap way to get drunk, blease.


 No.241860

>>241856

sounds nostalgic

>>241859

is goon not cheap enough for you?

vodka's pretty cheap.


 No.241861

>>241860

>nostalgic

Yeah, that's pretty much the only reason why I'm watching it. I am liking it though.


 No.241862

File: 36f25a61991765a⋯.png (716,74 KB, 900x450, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I better crash, I have work tomorrow.


 No.241863

>>241861

nice (:

>>241862

good night mate


 No.241864

Rape


 No.241865

ANAL


 No.241866

File: e7e66e19f26b69e⋯.jpg (763,66 KB, 1600x1408, 25:22, 1545795018360.jpg)

good night to anyone awake


 No.241867

File: 9d95510ffdb9e91⋯.jpg (44,5 KB, 535x399, 535:399, Golden_NEET044.jpg)

>>241850

>>241853

>>241857

Sound likes you guys need a flu vaccine…


 No.241868

>>241866

god i wish a volcano would do that to melbourne


 No.241869

UNNA


 No.241870

m-morning


 No.241871


 No.241872

NEET TEST


 No.241873

File: 23c11e5771a75dc⋯.jpg (89,29 KB, 1020x750, 34:25, 2019-03-25 05.34.49 sys.8c….jpg)

>>241870

morning

i dont think im gonna make it guys this is the ides of march and im getting real sick of this shit something really bad happened to me last night couldnt get any sleep come to chat and my VPN is B& from SWIM…. i just cant take it

as an australian its getting really stupidly hard to get on the chans


 No.241874

File: b8cc027b8f63356⋯.png (611,11 KB, 600x643, 600:643, ClipboardImage.png)

>>241870

>>241873

Good morning friends.

I shouldn't've stayed up so late, I thought it'd be fine because I had a nap.


 No.241875

>>241874

Good morning my friend. That is a comfy pic.


 No.241876

>>241875

How are you this morning?


 No.241877

>>241876

My back is sore and so is my throat. I think I might have sleep apnoea.


 No.241878

>>241877

You're not cheating on me are you?


 No.241879

>>241878

Not knowingly. You are my one and only.


 No.241880

>>241879

You better not be lying.

Why do you think you have sleep apnoea?


 No.241881

>>241880

>Why do you think you have sleep apnoea?

I do not sleep through the night and often wake up with a sore throat and blocked nose and have to cough up stuff each morning that accumulates overnight.


 No.241882

File: 396ca7237e7c2eb⋯.png (24,55 KB, 615x614, 615:614, 1e8e951f039b5b357539afddef….png)

>>241881

(You) clearly have not been drinking enough GOON

Dans there for you buddy


 No.241883

Was in the shower and realised I was thinking about aboriginal proctology in remote communities.

The group think on this board is incredible.


 No.241884

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Craving that sweet NEETlyfe


 No.241885

>>241884

Fantasy and nonsense.


 No.241886

File: 323618f3d6d5106⋯.jpg (2,16 MB, 1442x5000, 721:2500, 1551093830384.jpg)

WAGIES RISE UUUUUUUUUP


 No.241887

File: 35a5a9183c343fc⋯.jpg (40,5 KB, 468x332, 117:83, john_Carmack_working.jpg)

>>241886

> alexa

> 24 screens

CRINGE


 No.241888

>>241885

Do you enjoy watching me suffer?


 No.241889

>>241888

I am watching you thrive and grow.


 No.241890

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>241884

>NOFX

NOICE


 No.241891

>>241887

His suit jacket doesn't fit, his shirt sleeves are too short, and those shoes are fucking gay.


 No.241892

>>241803

Most older guys I know of that did the whole military thing ended up getting out in their late 20s/late 30s and getting sweet engineering/defence consulting jobs. Maybe those are just the ones you hear about though and the rest are living off fat pensions or with PTSD.

The lack of freedom would really get to me, I reckon you'd get a lot of forced soft SJW diversity rubbish these days and a lot of people there with huge egos that enjoy for once being in control of other people.

I have considered it briefly however too as well.


 No.241893

>>241889

Hopefully these hard gusts make my trunk strong and rigid, not water damaged and brittle.


 No.241894

File: be2682c20393573⋯.png (155,07 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Time to wage. Take care friends.


 No.241895

Regarding the NZ shooting:

The ban, issued on Saturday, means anybody caught with the document on their computer could face up to 10 years in prison, while anyone caught sending or forwarding it could face 14 years. Some say the ban goes too far and risks lending both the document and the gunman mystique.

pretty ridiculous imo, will only make the problem worse


 No.241896

>>241894

You too m8, I'm going to make a big effort this week to not cuck and leave on time without doing any unpaid overtime.


 No.241897

File: 645434064a402f7⋯.gif (1,15 MB, 317x210, 317:210, 1547685475315.gif)

>>241892

>Australian Military

I applied for the Air Force Straight out of school. Got kept waiting for 12months for them to say no sorry you have ASTHMA we dont accept people with ASTHMA…. WTF ? i had light asthma as a child not any more….anyways fast foward a few years i do an aviation apprenticeship and make it into working as civvy contractor on helicopters alongside ADF personell

There were 2 types of military People. Ones that were so wound up and anal about rules and proceedures it took forever to get anything done. The second were just the most retarded and incomptent time wasters you would ever see. All they would do is crack loud ass and dick jokes all day and were for all intensive purposes on welfare. Navy guys were the worst. The military changes people and not in a good way. Dont do it.

>>241895

The video is badly compressed its not that shocking. And yet they played all those high resolution ISIS videos on the nightly news.

CLAP FUCKING CLAP


 No.241898

>>241895

Is this for Aus or NZ?


 No.241899

>>241898

NZ.

You know who else liked banning books..


 No.241900

>>241894

Have a nice day. See you when you get back.


 No.241901

File: 5f206b12d7230c3⋯.png (14,32 KB, 255x255, 1:1, cd47049e11271cfc859a2c4360….png)

>>241899

>>241898

Jesus Christ. I misread. I thought you said video. They are banning the manifesto ? A document. What the fuck. This has (((them))) well scared. I have never seen the level of banning going beofre. I knew it was comming too.

Still cant post on 4chan or even the SFW 4channel … come to 8ch and /pol/ there has been fully pozzed too with ban happy mods. This is in-fucking-sane.

Looks like good ol Brendo was right about acceleration. I used to shitpost in cleartext. Now i have had to harden my OPSEC to a VPN + TOR and Posting from inside hardened Virtual Machines i spin up. Thats military grade stuff Dickheads. (((Their))) gubberment B& is just radicalising us and making us more effective cunts.


 No.241902

File: 664ea118ea5bfbe⋯.jpg (28,42 KB, 620x342, 310:171, Josh_Maginness_9.jpg)

>>241901

You should go out sometimes


 No.241903

>>241854

>I can relate to that, existence is kind of meaning-less unless you give it some meaning.

Definitely, that's why I need to make some meaning for myself, because wageslaving will never give me that and if there's one thing I know I don't want out of life is to live out most of it in a completely meaningless blob.

15 degrees today in Shitbourne, back to wageslavery, shits fucking busy and stressful today.


 No.241904

>The offenders, who are all described as being African in appearance

glad I don't live in Melbourne

https://www.9news.com.au/2019/03/24/15/50/news-melbourne-police-crime-king-street-man-injured


 No.241905

File: 5beb1323f3c14d9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 69,95 KB, 640x428, 160:107, topelement.jpg)

>>241901

What's a vpn cuz?


 No.241906

I was round the side with doggo on his leash, just coming back in after he had done his toilet, and the postie pulled up to my letterbox but when he saw me he drove all the way up the driveway and handed me my letter in person. It was a bit of a shock. I would have preferred to avoid him but he was very friendly. I stammered out a t-thankyou.


 No.241907

I had a glass of chocolate milk.


 No.241908

>>241906

Most of those posties are still white


 No.241909

File: fd800b765d01096⋯.png (1,22 MB, 750x998, 375:499, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.241910

Good afternoon to all you sensual men.


 No.241911

>>241905

I miss barebacking the internet. I'm using a Singaporean franger now.


 No.241912

>>241910

Good afternoon.

>>241911

>barebacking

Your use of this term excited me.


 No.241913

>>241906

Shouldve asked him in for a bit of the old cup of tea


 No.241914

>>241912

You are an excitable NEET


 No.241915

I'm close to the city and all the houses literally touch one another and look like lego.


 No.241916

>>241913

He would have seen my unsightly blue curtains.


 No.241917

File: fbee3e14c42215b⋯.jpg (2,95 MB, 4160x3120, 4:3, IMG20190325131310.jpg)


 No.241918

>>241916

You STILL have those?


 No.241919

>>241915

The huts at the NEET commune will be spaced well apart.


 No.241920

>>241916

I'm sure you could've shown him a lot more.


 No.241921

>>241920

He could have shown him his mound.


 No.241922

>>241917

My mother moved into a townhouse that shared a wall with the next door neighbour and six months later she had gone insane and was saying the neighbour was crawling around in the roof.


 No.241923

>>241919

We will use smoke signals to communicate.


 No.241924

>>241921

Hopefully he wouldn't've stomped it flat.


 No.241925

>>241922

Usually I'd say your mums a bit bonkers but the people around here are strange.

Cosmopolitan types are a different breed.


 No.241926

>>241925

You are one of them.


 No.241927

>>241926

I beg your pardon.


 No.241928

I wouldn't crawl around in your mum's roof.


 No.241929

>>241922

Perhaps the neigbour actually was?


 No.241930

Morning cones, coffee, and Beastie Boys

Word is bond


 No.241931

>>241930

horrendous.


 No.241932

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>241930

Paul's boutique is the best Hip Hop album out.


 No.241933

The private number caller is being relentless today


 No.241934

just answer the bloody phone numbnuts


 No.241935

>>241917

It would be hard to keep your rape parties secret in those


 No.241936

File: a7fc850fa59f978⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 632,7 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-03-25 12.28.30.jpg)

Lunchtime poo


 No.241937

You dirty boong


 No.241938

>>241903

the hardest past (for me at least) is starting to develop good habits. I can get pretty stuck into routines and find it difficult to stick to something new.

I think a good idea is to explore different pastimes/hobbies, try and stick to one you particularly enjoy.

You'll probably find after a while of developing said skill that it becomes rather fulfilling.

Granted a lot of hobbies require a decent amount of wage to get started.

That said, there's nothing wrong with starting small.


 No.241939

I think I should have scored at least 20 points in the impairment tables


 No.241940

>>241906

my postie delivered a little packet for me today so I was glad to see him


 No.241941

Fairly sure my postie doesn't even come down the street on Mondays anymore.


 No.241942

>>241940

Sounds degenerate.


 No.241943

File: 832911d82817d7b⋯.jpg (14,39 KB, 500x362, 250:181, s-l500.jpg)

>>241942

No, I ordered these last week


 No.241944

>>241906

reminds me of the time a hot girl delivered a fleshlight to me pretty embarrassing


 No.241945

Good afternoon NEETies, 1st day back at the wagerarium after my meltdown, wen't pretty good, also back from the Doc, got some dick pills, tonight's gonna be a good night.


 No.241946

>>241945

what flavour dick pills did they give you?


 No.241947

>>241945

>tonight's gonna be a good night.

we want a blow by blow description of what happens


 No.241948

>>241945

Well done m8. Good luck with the dick pills.


 No.241949

>>241946

Viagra

>>241947

O-okay

>>241948

Cheers


 No.241950

>>241904

When I was going to my friend's place on Friday there were a few dozen blacks sitting around a picnic table near the station drinking goon and lemonade and screaming at passers by. If you ask me we need a system where if one of these blacks gets convicted of a crime they get put on the next plane to Africa.


 No.241951

>>241950

but diversity is our biggest strength


 No.241952

>>241949

>Viagra

Cool. Remember what I said about food and alcohol.


 No.241953

>>241952

Yeah I won't be drinking tonight, but what did you say about food again?


 No.241954

>>241953

It's recommended you take it on an empty stomach, or at the very least avoid big fatty meals. It slows the absorption.


 No.241955

jack absalom died


 No.241956

>>241954

Ah, okay, the Doc just told me to take it 30 minutes before we get down to business.


 No.241957

>>241956

Fair enough.


 No.241958

>>241955

When I was a kid our family home used to have all sorts of paintings of Real Aussie Bush scenes. Now I live by myself and never feel the need to decorate the walls with anything. Maybe it's just autism. Do neets have any art hanging on their walls?


 No.241959

File: ddcd331dc868a83⋯.png (1,67 MB, 1024x684, 256:171, ClipboardImage.png)

>>241958

I have Tom Robert's Wood splitters on my bedroom wall. It belonged to my grandfather.

I also have another painting in the same room he brought back from Paris for me when I was about 5. It's of a boy looking back over his shoulder while pissing on a wall.

In another room I have one of those old generic paintings from England of a water scene near a cottage.


 No.241960

>>241958

only empty goon bags


 No.241961

Horny Aboriginal Youths


 No.241962

>>241959

>Wood splitters

Yeah, we had that one

>>241960

They form the scales of the golden oak rainbow serpent


 No.241963

>>241936

No pube ✓

Consistent colour ✓

Reasonable quality and quantity ✓


 No.241964

NDIS contacted me today, I had to tell them that I had moved. So they are going to get somebody to contact me later in the week


 No.241965

>>241964

What do they actually do for you?


 No.241966

>>241965

They bring in Asian Girls to give me baths


 No.241967

>>241965

I'm not sure yet. I haven't had my meeting with them yet to get my plan sorted


 No.241968

>>241966

Hot young ones or milfs?


 No.241969

>>241966

Farck, how do we get this ndis?


 No.241970

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179,02 KB, 253x270, 253:270, 3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)

>>241969

Twice daily over three years.


 No.241971

>>241968

MILF of course, they sing gook songs to me while rubbing my 140 kilo stomach

>>241969

You have to drink goon before entering Cenno, then you need to undress and start wanking


 No.241972

>>>/0x13e/147


 No.241973

>>241969

Overrated service frankly - ndis used to have uni student aged chink girls to perform penis washing on those neets who couldn't wash their own penises. Now thanks to budget cutbacks, they're employing poojetas.


 No.241974

>>241972

>>>/0x13e/148


 No.241975

>>241974

>>>/0x13e/149


 No.241976

How should I go about choosing an LAC?


 No.241977


 No.241978

Dinner time soon


 No.241979

>>241977

Local Area Coordinator for NDIS


 No.241980

https://www.dss.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/05_2012/dsp_impairment_final_tables.pdf

For any NEETs looking to get in on the DSP action, give this a read


 No.241981

>>241980

lol 65 pages


 No.241982

Skip to Table 5 - Mental Health Function (pg. 22)


 No.241983

The cockies out my way seem to be in plague proprtions at the moment. Bloody loud.


 No.241984

>>241983

Send them my way


 No.241985

Did she have a single redeeming feature as PM? I remember an elderly chink ranting about how she shouldn't be bringing her boyfriend along with her to international events at taxpayer expense. The old chink was really socially conservative.


 No.241986

File: 7dd341818fe15c5⋯.jpg (60,99 KB, 968x681, 968:681, julia.jpg)

>>241985

>Sorry, forgot to add a picture for Julia Gillard

Did she have a single redeeming feature as PM? I remember an elderly chink ranting about how she shouldn't be bringing her boyfriend along with her to international events at taxpayer expense. The old chink was really socially conservative.


 No.241987

>>241985

Gillard?

Not really.

Not that anybody who followed her did either.

It's not really appropriate for any office holder to be bringing a boyfriend or girlfriend along on taxpayer funded things. Even wives and husbands should be the bare minimum necessary.


 No.241988

>>241985

She was in hindsight quite boring

I don't think I remember anything about her other than the "Misogyny Everyday" remark

While John, Kevin, and Tony will be remembered for a very long time and all for different reasons


 No.241989

>>241988

She should have done jail time for her work for the AWU. She was eventually called to face the Royal Commission into union corruption and basically got asked half a dozen soft questions and allowed to go.


 No.241990

>>241945

Good luck buddy, hope you make cindy starfall look like mika tan by tonight.


 No.241991

Scary thing about Gillard and Turbull is that being PM was their lifelong goal from childhood. Spent their lives engineering the job and then didn't have a clue.


 No.241992

>>241989

all labour unionists get let off the hook, I mean Shorten arguably did worse than her and he's almost guaranteed to be the next PM


 No.241993

>>241991

and had to knive elected PMs to do it.


 No.241994

File: 795386b3fe46179⋯.png (1,48 MB, 1028x1087, 1028:1087, ClipboardImage.png)

Hunger Tamer box with a Farmhouse Whopper.

It's worth trying if you haven't already.


 No.241995

>>241991

I wonder what ScoMo's lifelong dream was since I think he didn't even plan on being PM, it just was a case of "Oh Shit Dutton is going to make me lose my seat"


 No.241996

>>241993

At least they got their comeupance


 No.241997

>tfw low iq


 No.241998

>>241955

Ah fuck, that's not good.

I went to school with two of his nephews.


 No.241999

>>241994

replace those patties with some nice rare rump steak and it would be great


 No.242000

>>241958

I has The Pioneer on my wall but now it's on my office wall.


 No.242001

Memphis rap mane


 No.242002

File: 1a7d931b84bfecb⋯.jpg (29,04 KB, 678x452, 3:2, 1a7d931b84bfecb2cd34c3e822….jpg)

I wonder what Tony's lifelong dream was


 No.242003

>>242001

Lay off the drugs man.


 No.242004

>>242002

To be a pure bred Boong


 No.242005

>>241999

The crispy onion and bacon is pretty good, I am too unrefined to appreciate real meat.


 No.242006

File: a87065ea50907a1⋯.jpeg (6,41 KB, 300x168, 25:14, tonywank.jpeg)

>>242005

Come to Shires Tony's house and then you'll learn to appreciate real meat


 No.242007

I'm still not feeling 100% right after taking those mushies lads

Maybe I'll be forever stuck in the nether realm


 No.242008

>>242007

Give me some, UNNA


 No.242009

>>241976

You can't, they are assigned to regions. The only way you can change LAC is if you move to a different area.


 No.242010

>>241983

I like that they're back.


 No.242011

>>241985

She initiated NDIS and Gonski, neither of which worked but least she tried.


 No.242012

>>242008

it's coming up to winter, they'll be around


 No.242013

>>241991

lol, that's a pretty funny thought.


 No.242014

>>242010

Every evening they seem to descend on a couple of adjacent gum trees, totally shred them, and then fly off. Next night they move over to the next trees.


 No.242015

>>242011

>Gonski

kek, haven't heard that one in a while


 No.242016

>>242006

I bet Shires meat is veiny and stringy.


 No.242017

>>242016

>stringy

sorry, I don't eat GMOs


 No.242018

>>242015

When I was a kid I moved heaps with my dad. I was doing year 8 maths in year 6 then the next school it was year 5 maths then it stayed there for a while, then when I went to a good school we were doing year 11 maths in year 9.

The basic idea that all school curriculums should be the same is a good one.


 No.242019

>>242015

>(((Gonski)))

Giving all Australia's educational funding to the student's who benefit the least. This is why labor doesn't win elections anymore.


 No.242020

>>242007

m8 I would never try then again if I was you


 No.242021

>>242017

What do you think your dick pills are?


 No.242022

File: df8e47912f1b09c⋯.png (23,02 KB, 1837x215, 1837:215, Screenshot_16.png)

This is so true especially the part about people only having acquaintances and not friendships


 No.242023

>>242014

Boonglyfe


 No.242024

>>242018

I went to a state primary school, where each year's class was a mix of two year levels like 1/2, 6/7. That meant that kids basically didn't learn anything new for 2 years.

Then went to a private high school in year 8 and see how far ahead everybody is.


 No.242025

>>242024

IKTF

My primary was like that too.

Then I went to Coober Pedy area school for 3 or 4 years where I learnt nothing. When we went to the city Dad put me in a private school.


 No.242026

>>242025

Fortunately my parents knew the state system was shit after meeting the teachers, so Dad was teaching me basic algebra and stuff before highschool. That and they were always picking on my English and forcing me to read more, so that side of things worked out ok too.


 No.242027

Did Adelaide uni ever respond to boong club request?


 No.242028

File: 3bb5732c2fdec8c⋯.gif (143,02 KB, 300x420, 5:7, 1446180028039.gif)

>Tfw high school drop out


 No.242029

https://www.mcie.edu.au/course/tesol/

should i study english teaching then get a job in it?

$2900 or $500 government supported or $100 for " health care card pensioners" . idk if i can get supported place tho coz i did uni before.


 No.242030

>>242028

I scraped through with an ATAR of 51 something. 51.01 I think.


 No.242031

>>242026

i went to a private school and my primary was also 1/2 3/4 5/6 and here I am.


 No.242032

>>242029

Do you have a genuine desire to teach? If not, I'd suggest you find something else to do. Education is already full of cunts who just want a paycheque.


 No.242033

File: 285970cd06b2c40⋯.png (638,04 KB, 550x682, 25:31, ClipboardImage.png)

Was just looking up Coober Pedy area school and came across this.

https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/exad4p/fashion-au-v13n11

>this is the dude who ran over all those people on Bourke St.


 No.242034

>>242033

Kek, the one that got called greek?


 No.242035

>>242030

I got 83/90 on the old system. Basically enough to study anything except medicine and law.


 No.242036

>>242018

true but there will always be students that excel at certain subjects and others that lack in the same area.

>>242021

non-existent at this stage.

>>242028

>tfw failed high school, still graduated.

>>242030

I don't think I even got an ATAR


 No.242037

>>242032

yeah because they need more people smart enough to teach but poor enough to do it. i think i fit that perfectly.

if you wanted better quality teachers you can just vote to raise taxes


 No.242038

>>242036

>I don't think I even got an ATAR

God bless.


 No.242039


 No.242040

>>242034

He is, his name's Dimitri Gargasoulas. My dad sold him his first car and he taught me how to do burn outs on a motorbike.

I went to school with all of them except for Dimos.


 No.242041

>>242037

I worked at my old college for a while. Even the most shit tier teachers were making $60k per year after a couple of years, worked a 6 hour day, and got 12 weeks holiday. That was almost 20 years ago, so I suspect the pay has increased since then.


 No.242042

>>242040

I didn't realise that wogs could get that dark.


 No.242043


 No.242044

>>242042

His brother was darker.


 No.242045

>>242033

What race is that taller one next to the greek?


 No.242046


 No.242047


 No.242048

>>242007

Oh well what was really lost though?


 No.242049

>>242028

Me too. The main thing I learnt at school was to hold formal education in contempt, and it's a lesson I may have learnt too well.


 No.242050

>>242044

>>242042

The mother is a pacific islander.


 No.242051

>>242048

of all the things he's lost, he misses his mind the most


 No.242052

I'm about to start downloading some 4k tv for the first time in my life. Will it change my perception of reality? My monitor can handle, but can my brain?


 No.242053

I hated high school but I'm loving uni.


 No.242054

>>242050

Really? He lived with his dad, I never met his mum.


 No.242055

>>242038

cheers unna,

unless you're going into a uni subject that requires around 90+ I think it's kind of pointless.

You can take a STAT test to get into majority of subjects easily.


 No.242056

>>242052

can your CPU/GPU handle it? I haven't been that impressed with the stuff I've seen.


 No.242057

>>242051

But was anything of value lost? He wanted to escape with drugs and he got exactly what he received.


 No.242058

>>242055

Yeah, my ATAR was too low so I had to do a STAT test. Pisses me off how teachers make it sound as though you should just off yourself if you don't get excellent marks in HS when really nobody gives a shit outside of school.


 No.242059

File: 573edf3db68f1f6⋯.jpg (32,82 KB, 650x366, 325:183, GJ2RTN3E.2-0.jpg)

>>242054

Yes this is her.


 No.242060

File: 3a2c74d54e43acb⋯.png (397,22 KB, 649x365, 649:365, ClipboardImage.png)

I don't know what this kind of shirt is called, but they should be more common.


 No.242061

>>242056

I'll never know, because I've just realised the vps I use to dl stuff to only has 100gb of storage, and the smallest torrent is 113 gb. Oh well, I still have Dan and wanking


 No.242062

File: 9aee4533eac0ce5⋯.jpg (43,64 KB, 637x622, 637:622, 1ywxov.jpg)

50mg of Viagra down the hatch.


 No.242063

>>242062

Good luck. Post pics.


 No.242064

>>242030

61 cuz, granted I studied for zero tests in year 12 and probably would of gotten high 70s-low 80s if Literacy wasn't mandatory


 No.242065

File: cf67b93325b7c67⋯.png (527,39 KB, 650x488, 325:244, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.242066

>>242058

notice too that the teachers are never held to account for their students' failings?


 No.242067


 No.242068

>>242058

that's because the teachers bonuses are often tied to their students ATARs


 No.242069

>>242062

Harry pulled out his wang.

"Engorgio!"


 No.242070

I have did my tests today NEETs. i went well, i should pass both of them.


 No.242071

>>242062

God speed m8


 No.242072

>>242070

You should have captialised the ltter I when referring to oneself. B-


 No.242073

>>242070

Well tested.


 No.242074

>>242065

If you think about this more then you realize that the closest NEET to NK traveling east is Weber who's a Wog

Fuck I'm pretty sure Cruisey and Possum are wogs too so you could see the SA NEETs as an Italian Club


 No.242075

>>242070

good to hear


 No.242076

>>242070

hows the discrete Math


 No.242077

>>242074

Terrible NEET lore.


 No.242078

>>242074

This particular falsehood still gives me a chuckle.


 No.242079

>>242076

I am not who you think i am


 No.242080

>>242077

>>242078

Anglos are wogs too


 No.242081

>>242079

Phil Collins


 No.242082

>>242080

If all Anglos are wogs

and all wogs are the niggers of europe

then all anglos are nigger

QED


 No.242083

>>242080

Fuck the redcoats


 No.242084

>>242082

Get discreetMathNEET to prove this by contradiction.


 No.242085

File: f644464e734b912⋯.jpg (120,85 KB, 700x684, 175:171, f644464e734b912bafe606c8d0….jpg)

>>242082

Anglos are Niggers and Abos are supreme White Cunts, UNNA


 No.242086

>>242083

>tfw QEII will never be your GF


 No.242087

Can I change my identity to trans-boong and get extra cenno?


 No.242088

>>242087

a third cenno payment each week!


 No.242089

>>242087

Worth a shot m8


 No.242090

we're all transboongs here


 No.242091

>>242089

Alright, I'm rubbing on the shoe polish now. What phrases can I shout to sound more like a boong?


 No.242092

File: ecf3379d60374cf⋯.png (37,15 KB, 319x414, 319:414, jowak.png)

Should i try to get a gf?


 No.242093

>>242091

i'll fuck you on uluru you white dog cunt


 No.242094

>>242091

Dardy, Deadly, Cuz, Dexie, Emu Export, Aye, FARK, EN, WOIGHT, CANTS, UNNA


 No.242095

File: adcbeb114b6bce3⋯.png (625,93 KB, 736x492, 184:123, a24285baed43e6dd18e3bbffd0….png)

>>242092

A nice abo GF


 No.242096

>>242092

what's the worst that can happen? you end up on anti-depressants and dick pills like shire.


 No.242097

>>242066

>never

Now hold on there - Mr Miyagi punished that bad Cobra Kai teacher at the end of the Karate Kid, so I don't think we can really use the word never


 No.242098

>>242092

Is now available >>242091


 No.242099

>>242097

that was the beginning of karate kid ii

i watched part I last week


 No.242100

File: 6f951bf402c6d8c⋯.jpg (80,67 KB, 972x524, 243:131, robot-sexual-humanoid-part….jpg)

>>242092

I'd really wait for robot gf's. My sources assure me they will be commercially available sometime in 2020


 No.242101

>>242095

I went to school with an abo chick who is now a model shes pretty hot


 No.242102

File: f33972acd2f5c5e⋯.jpg (35,64 KB, 600x338, 300:169, DUSTY-RHODES-600x338.jpg)

I think I am going to have to just accept it.


 No.242103

>>242058

yep, I remember other students losing their shit the second half of year 12 while I was sitting comfy in study sessions playing oblivion, good times.

>>242065

high quality graffiti

>>242080

this offends me on a personal level


 No.242104

>>242100

you just reminded me of that blowjob robot thing i bought as part of a kickstarter thing. i should get that in late april or early may from memory


 No.242105

>tfw just finishing gardening outside

>tfw now getting cosy enjoying the cooler winter-like weather

noice


 No.242106

>>242103

maybe because I'm young and didn't grow up in Melbourne or some other city I see no difference between different groups of whites, except Russians who aren't white


 No.242107

File: 948cfc90dcf2720⋯.png (216,13 KB, 550x430, 55:43, dan-murphys-gift-card.png)

>>242099

I know! But people remember it wrongly, and I just put it there to see if anyone would notice. Have a free Dan's voucher as a prize for your diligence.


 No.242108

File: 1d874301630bb55⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67,19 KB, 700x466, 350:233, unnaqt2.jpg)

>>242101

>pic related


 No.242109

>>241963

I'll leave extra pubes in there for you tomorrow


 No.242110

File: 85a5271046b10e6⋯.jpg (142,63 KB, 1280x725, 256:145, waifu.jpg)

>>242104

Does your waifu know you're cheating on her with a robotic sex toy?


 No.242111

>>242106

I don't view people of non British ancestry as Australian, not even on purpose I'm just kind of shocked when a wog or a slav refers to themselves as being Australian.


 No.242112

>>242105

yeah I like the cooler weather, just not the minus 8-10 degree nights


 No.242113

>>242107

Thank you! That is very generous.


 No.242114

>>241973

They wash your penis in their bums to give it a nice brown shine


 No.242115

How much goon does gobby with a boong cost? Not serious, I'm just curious and sickened.


 No.242116

>>242115

*a gobby.

As the recipient that is.


 No.242117

>>242111

>non British ancestry

Stop trying to sneak the irish in there as white. Anglo saxons, scotts and ulster scotts only please.


 No.242118

>>242105

very noice

>>242115

a decent tin of petrol

a sniff goes along way unna


 No.242119

>>242074

Bada bing bada boong


 No.242120

>>242117

>tfw my great-grandfater was welsh

Time to off myself I guess.


 No.242121

>>242117

Anglo Celtic, UNNA


 No.242122

>>242083

Finally someone gets it.


 No.242123

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.242124

I wish I had friends.


 No.242125

Welsh anon can you teach us some words


 No.242126

>>242124

I'll be your friend


 No.242127

>>242124

/ausneets is our friend m8


 No.242128

>>242126

You'd be a pet.


 No.242129

>>242120

And we all feel sorry for you, but that's no reason not to get sterilised.


 No.242130

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>242100

I miss mannequinNEET


 No.242131

>>242102

How many are you getting?


 No.242132

>>242129

Well I'm on here so I'm effectively sterilized.


 No.242133

>>242105

I'm wearing trackies and a jumper. It is comfy.


 No.242134

>>242130

None. I don't have any money but I am recovering from a three day binge and dreaming of the next binge on payday.


 No.242135


 No.242136

So the Viagra would be at maximum effect by now


 No.242137

>>242133

grey trackies are best for bulge action.


 No.242138

>>242120

The English are the worst of the Brits.


 No.242139

>>242136

Depending on his weight and stomach contents.


 No.242140

>>242134

Have a binge


 No.242141

>>242134

Should've got some cheap garlic bread.


 No.242142

>>242135

'Leb', thank you very much.


 No.242143

>>242141

I may be a binge pig but I still need quality.


 No.242144

>>242137

>tight lycra trackies


 No.242145

>>242137

I have my black one on today, they are not for showing off.


 No.242146

i forgot my banjer lesson


 No.242147

>>242145

Black ones hide the stains better.


 No.242148

>>242146

You didn't forget, you just didn't want to go.


 No.242149

low quality viagra induced garlic bread bulge through lycra trackies


 No.242150

>>242146

bad neet


 No.242151

>>242148

i forgot cunt

i have a lot on my mind lately not that you would care


 No.242152

File: 328b8026b2c080c⋯.jpg (535,7 KB, 709x843, 709:843, Paul_Jamin_-_Le_Brenn_et_s….jpg)

>You mad roman boy? Mad your women can't stay away from that big barbarian cock?


 No.242153


 No.242154


 No.242155

>>242151

You still upset I stood you up :^)


 No.242156

File: 9b2e58b7cfd407b⋯.jpg (2,03 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, The_Thinker,_Rodin.jpg)

Do you think he is thinking about proctology in rural and remote Aboriginal communities?


 No.242157

>>242009

But what about companies like APM or Latrobe Community Health Service? They are both located in the same area


 No.242158

How is Monash-neet going?


 No.242159

File: 9e8cb4d82528bde⋯.jpg (30,42 KB, 553x484, 553:484, yes.jpg)


 No.242160


 No.242161

Will Oriental fancier ever get board of gooks?


 No.242162

>>242157

They have been given a 'local area' to coordinate. If you live in one of their areas, they will coordinate the plan implementation.


 No.242163

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.242164

>>242161

>board of gooks

which board in particular?


 No.242165

>>242161

yes there is a few boards for gook lovers like /wmaf/ and /imperium/


 No.242166

I heard Weber had set up hidden cameras at the hamburger restaurant.


 No.242167

>>242158

I'm still enrolled in discrete math and python at this point


 No.242168

>>242167

so you lied yesterday?


 No.242169

>>242166

this is starting to wear thin


 No.242170

>>242167

I couldn't imagine an easier pair of subjects


 No.242171

>>242167

With maths I can discrete my pyphon in ur bum


 No.242172

File: 07a61f2a54db55e⋯.jpg (56,81 KB, 600x848, 75:106, tg.jpg)


 No.242173


 No.242174

>>242171

Lo key - test my nutz


 No.242175

File: 4521868f72e8741⋯.mp4 (10,53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, rawgod.mp4)


 No.242176

>>242162

I think LCHS will be my LAC


 No.242177

>>242172

I play Custodes so I guess I'm that guy


 No.242178

>>242176

I didn't think you could choose, maybe you can in other cities.


 No.242179

>>242177

You wish you were that guy.


 No.242180

>>242175

He looks like fun


 No.242181

It's nearly that time of night again


 No.242182

>>242181

Wank time?


 No.242183

>>242180

Reminds me of posso waiting for dominos to arrive.


 No.242184

>>242175

What a beautiful doggo.


 No.242185

File: 32ef7645b7fa712⋯.jpg (29,05 KB, 480x360, 4:3, po.jpg)


 No.242186

File: 22d12e67c52b0d4⋯.jpeg (19,31 KB, 384x384, 1:1, images_17.jpeg)

>Tfw want to get a fixed gear bike but no one good ones for cheap


 No.242187

>>242183

That is not so. That doggo is not burdened by the shame that contaminates my interaction with the Dominos.


 No.242188

File: 59911c4a2239387⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 3,7 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, IMG20190325201751.jpg)


 No.242189

>>242186

a fixed gear bike should be cheaper than a geared bike


 No.242190

>>242188

Well imaged.


 No.242191

>>242188

good one


 No.242192

>>242189

Thats whats ironic about them, they cost just as much as a road bike. Plus there rare in wa as not that many people ride

>>242188

So fresh mane


 No.242193

>>242188

very good


 No.242194

>>242192

get a bmx


 No.242195

>>242188

Very nice.


 No.242196

>>242187

I think that is part of the experience that you get off on.


 No.242197

>>242194

Nah fuck that i rode when i was a kid but they are slow and boring. Nothing like road bikes and fixies riding traffic at 50 kph


 No.242198

>>242197

how do you get up to 50 on a fixed gear bike, short of peddling at 50?


 No.242199

What are you up to monk?


 No.242200


 No.242201

>>242188

Yummy medication made from China.


 No.242202

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.242203

>>242201

made from Rhino horn and Yak piss


 No.242204

>>242198

Big gear ratios and fast cadence. You need atleast 8x48 to get that fast higher the gearing faster you go with less cadence


 No.242205

>>242201

better test it for fentanyl


 No.242206

>>242205

Get a refund if there isn't any.


 No.242207

>>241951

It is, especially when it makes me strongly

fear for my belongings.

>>242022

Nothing in this screenshot is a lie or even hyperbole which is what makes it especially sad.

>>242206

I hate it when my chink meds don't come with that large dose of fentanyl I'm used to, really puts a blight upon my day.


 No.242208

File: 5b81c459fb7a074⋯.png (113,71 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

25mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.242209

Welp the Viagra worked better than expected, I am exhausted, all that pent up energy released, I am now at peace.

Good night NEETs.


 No.242210

how quick is a proper fentanyl overdose?


 No.242211

>>241933

another scammer doing the rounds? I got one a while back, they must've hacked my MSN

>>241943

electroNEET

>>241950

>screamers

as long as they don't hit anyone, they're fine, but we all know how that turns out after the goon dries up

>>241958

i have the cover art for a nice bush flower guide on me drawer

>>241985

At least she can swim better than Holt

>>241997

Low IQ is fun

>>241999

>>242000

nice numbers

>>242033

Petey Panther beside his buddy Bundy & Coke

>>242080

nah

>>242117

The irish aren't white, they're a pale green, much like the blood of our Saint Murphy

except the northerners, some of them like orange because they're dutchaboos

>>242209

good night hefnerNEET

>>242210

not enough


 No.242212

>>242209

Goodnight is she sore?


 No.242213

>>242209

Good work.


 No.242214

>>242212

he's probably gearing up for round 2


 No.242215

>>242186

buy a broken one and fix it yourself


 No.242216

>>242209

Well done mate.


 No.242217

>>242209

NK you boong


 No.242218

>>242217

NK naturally produces viagra mate


 No.242219

File: 69ea54ad61f4de5⋯.jpg (166,28 KB, 1280x961, 1280:961, Takahashi Kira.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.242220

>>242217

White dog


 No.242221

>>242219

Asian dog


 No.242222

>>242219

why do all your chinks have white girl sized tits


 No.242223

>>242222

Because Gooks are woight cahnts too


 No.242224

>>242223

abos are the gooks you silly boong


 No.242225

File: 0370b0ff65fe106⋯.jpg (1,47 MB, 4160x2340, 16:9, 5.jpg)

sunset


 No.242226

>>242225

lovely


 No.242227

>>242219

good night

how do her fingers naturally bend back so far.

>>242222

silicone

also, way to waste the quads unna

>>242225

comfy, how was the beach?


 No.242228

been noticing a severe lack of office bulge and microwaved lasagna pics the past week and a bit.


 No.242229

Big poo


 No.242230


 No.242231

>>242228

All our big bulged well dressed NEETs are a little spooked


 No.242232

Big wank


 No.242233


 No.242234

>>242231

rightly so.

probably best to have a nice cold goon and wait for all this to blow over.


 No.242235

Ancient poo


 No.242236

Futuristic robot wank


 No.242237

Exposed aboriginal erection


 No.242238

>>242211

>as long as they don't hit anyone, they're fine, but we all know how that turns out after the goon dries up

Yeah usually it's okay, just an annoyance, but from time to time the screaming can turn into something else.


 No.242239

good night boongs and boong abusers


 No.242240

>>242239

good night


 No.242241

File: ed0b0c100ddad3a⋯.jpg (1,58 MB, 4160x2340, 16:9, 6.jpg)

sleep well NEETs

>>242227

>how was the beach?

empty, but at least the clouds are pretty


 No.242242

>>242225

nice pic.


 No.242243

>tfw depressed


 No.242244

>tfw seamstress


 No.242245

>>242244

Sow my crotch


 No.242246

>>242245

You will need to allow for future reaping.


 No.242247

File: 0dee386a59d1d82⋯.png (206,25 KB, 500x454, 250:227, ClipboardImage.png)

Good night friends.

I have been divulging in one of my secret addictions.


 No.242248

>>242247

Goodnight my friend. I will ignore the rest of that comment.


 No.242249

Thinking about webers missus


 No.242250

>>242241

empty beaches are great.

clouds are always pretty during sunset.

that's another very comfy picture.

man, it's been a while since I've been to the beach, I only went once this summer.

>>242247

good night m8


 No.242251

>>242248

You have been staying up late lately.


 No.242252

>>242251

I have been taking afternoon naps and they have disturbed my normal sleep routine.


 No.242253

It's time to call it a day. Night Night NEETs.


 No.242254

>>242253

Good night.


 No.242255

Whenever I watch his films I end up thinking about whether we are our actions or if we are the thoughts, or maybe we are the justification of the motives we convince ourselves are the cause for those actions.

I don't think I am my actions. On the other hand, I can't blame others for thinking I am them.

If I act like a good person, does that mean I am one?


 No.242256

>>242255

He is turning you into a neurotic New York Jew.


 No.242257

>>242252

You have seemed to be in OK spirits lately too.


 No.242258

>>242253

Good night


 No.242259

>>242256

I already was one.

I think I will ask my shrink this question, I keep coming back to it.

I think it's part of why I don't like or know myself sometimes.

It's probably a big part of why I don't trust people too.

I sometimes think some people are just acting, even if they've been playing that part their whole lives.


 No.242260

>>242257

Things have been okay.


 No.242261

>>242259

Your a boong, embrace it


 No.242262

He will probably say do I think I am just acting.

I will say I am capable of change so the role I play is not set, therefore it's just a character.

He will ask if I want to change.

I will say doesn't everyone.

He will say why don't you.

I will say I don't know but I'll know it's because I'm scared of the unknown.

If I let him know that I'll justify it by saying fear of the dark is rational and a survival mechanism. Then make a joke about the boogeyman.


 No.242263

>>242255

philosophicalNEET

probably a combination of all of the above.

>If I act like a good person, does that mean I am one?

not necessarily, "good" and "bad" are somewhat subjective. your interpretation of "good" would be different to a lot of people. Many may agree but some might oppose.


 No.242264

>>242260

Good to hear, I get worried about you sometimes.


 No.242265

>>242261

I want to change to that role because escapism is socially acceptable for unna.


 No.242266

>>242259

>>242262

That sort of thinking is a vanity of the self-absorbed. I have cast it out of my life.


 No.242267

>>242264

There is no need to worry about me mate. I am passed the crisis period of my life. I can deal with anything now. I just feel no joy.


 No.242268

>>242263

Even by my own subjective definition, if I act in a way that I think is morally correct and "good" does that make me good?


 No.242269

>>242266

I think about it in relation to others too. Sometimes more often with others.

People who upset me, I end up justifying their ways.

Might be just a way to make me not be as upset with them.

That is a bit vain. It might be just to save my thin skin.


 No.242270

>>242267

That's a little concerning. I think IKTF though.


 No.242271

>>242268

maybe. I suppose it's better then acting without any morality in mind.

To yourself it would fulfill your own definition which would be better then not reaching for any moral compass.

That's probably a good thing, but again others may not agree with your own definition.

I'd rather be accepting and on good terms with myself then others morality, that's for sure.


 No.242272

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

And ultimately who gives a fuck anyway.

I have said a couple times to various people that I want this played at my funeral.


 No.242273

>>242271

My actions more often than not are in line with my ethics, or at least the ones I tell myself are important.

I don't trust my own judgement of them.

I'm not smart enough or have enough of a holistic view to understand what good and bad are.


 No.242274

>>242272

>And ultimately who gives a fuck anyway.

true

good tune.


 No.242275

Anyway I'm just letting out thoughts. I probably don't agree with what I am posting anyhow.


 No.242276

>>242274

The time signature is 9/4, the extra beat gives it a cool elongated feel.


 No.242277

Sorry if I've cramped any NEETs feels tonight with my bullshit.

Good night friends again


 No.242278

>>242273

>My actions more often than not are in line with my ethics

what else can you really do unna

It's good to be able to admit when you don't understand something, most people don't know.

>>242276

it's very soothing.

>>242277

good night friend,I better head to bed soon too.

have some (You)s


 No.242279


 No.242280

>>242272

what makes you think you're getting a funeral?


 No.242281

Can't sleep.


 No.242282

>>242280

Why wouldn't I?


 No.242283

Can't sleep too. 2nd night. Feel like things are going to get bad.


 No.242284

someone gimme the discord link


 No.242285

what's with dan murphy's shit offers this week?


 No.242286

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niQMmARwHyo

The great Australian population debate | 60 Minutes Australia

60 Minutes Australia

60 Minutes Australia


 No.242287

Pre-dawn neet hours crew, reporting in.

>>242286

I swear this country will never be allowed to stop mass third world immigration, no matter how much it wrecks things.


 No.242288

File: adfbd764e140f08⋯.png (43,54 KB, 747x686, 747:686, adfbd764e140f08fa3f9dc6a0b….png)

>>242287

First time this year I feel cold enough that I actually want to rug up.


 No.242289

>>242247

>divulging

this word doesn't mean what you think it means


 No.242290

>>242289

What does it mean then edifier neet?


 No.242291

>>242290

To divulge something is to reveal something.


 No.242292

>>242291

And what was woody allen neet doing if not revealing something?


 No.242293

>>242292

Woody Allen was the subject of the post, not the poster.


 No.242294

File: 382b554dd677a4a⋯.png (594,99 KB, 700x438, 350:219, ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.


 No.242295

>>242294

Good morning,

Just woke up, first time seeing the sunrise in a long time it's beautiful.

Think I only got 3 hrs of sleep


 No.242296

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

RevealerNEET


 No.242297

>>242295

Glad you got to see it, I got up late and it's too overcast to see anything here.

Colder weather makes it harder to get out of bed.


 No.242298

File: 5be969e5012bb92⋯.png (275,02 KB, 450x450, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Time to divulge into a shower.


 No.242299

>>242297

It was pretty late for a sunrise, I better get ready for the day. Cya in the arvo fellas


 No.242300

>>242294

Good morning my friend

>>242298

hot


 No.242301

>>242300

Good morning dear.


 No.242302

>>242287

>>242286

High immigration is one of the biggest problems in Australia imo, you are right that neither party wants to cuck on it because its a cheap and nasty way to boost GDP when the Australian economy is in a bad bad state


 No.242303

>>242298

Unsure what my favourite bird is m8s


 No.242304

Guys, thinking of buying a tv - is there anyone I shouldn't consider dealing with: Harvey Norman, JB HiFi, The Good Guys?


 No.242305

>>242304

Don't drop this one.


 No.242306


 No.242307

File: 92047c1687929ce⋯.png (103,98 KB, 200x265, 40:53, ClipboardImage.png)

Time to wage, take care NEETs.


 No.242308

>>242307

Have a nice day. See you when you get back.


 No.242309

It's quite cold this morning


 No.242310

There's a 4k 75" samsung tv available on sale for less than $2k - I'm sure videophiles would despise it, but I've looked at it in store and the picture seems fine.

>>242305

If I follow in the footsteps of broken tv neet, I'll make the most of it by just using it to listen to tv shows.


 No.242311

>>242309

Fuckin oath. I had the air conditioner on on the weekend, and now this.


 No.242312

>>242288

I warm my bed up by farting in it, when I gets really cold I do a poo in my bed and use it as a hot water bottle


 No.242313

Good morning NEETs

>>242310

What would you be watching on the tv that you cant watch on your computer?


 No.242314

>>242304

all physical stores are shit when it comes to price, but you can drive back for warranty, use the internet to find coupons, and don't buy 4k if you're just using digital antenna telly or dvds/normal blurays

it's probably worth considering used ones in good nick that aren't too smart


 No.242315

>>242314

4k is good for abo porn


 No.242316

>>242313

maybe he's like me and wants a bigger screen to watch movies on


 No.242317

>>242316

That makes sense. Do you have surround sound?


 No.242318

>>242317

yeah m8


 No.242319

>>242313

Nothing, It's just a lot bigger than my monitor


 No.242320

>>242315

fake and gay abo porn is still in 240p max


 No.242321

12 degrees today in Shitbourne, I'm fucking straving today, might go get some Colonel's or something after work.


 No.242322

>>242320

The HDR makes all the difference


 No.242323

>>242320

Minecraft lookin boong porn


 No.242324

File: ed0cfc14bdca300⋯.jpg (83,85 KB, 560x400, 7:5, group_giantfeast.jpg)

>>242321

>after work

Why wait? They open at 10. You could grab some on smoko.


 No.242325

Trying to figure out if my dining table will hold this 40kg tv. I've put a 60kg container on top of it and am filling it with water, so far it hasn't collapsed.


 No.242326

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>242298

>>242303

> whats your favourite bird ?

CASSOWARY


 No.242327

>>242325

40kg is bugger all. I'd stop your experiment.


 No.242328

>>242326

casserole


 No.242329

>>242326

That was Walter Rothschild's favorite as well. Are you a relative of his?


 No.242330

>>242327

Yeah, probably. How do you tell if a wooden table is approaching failure? Will it crack?


 No.242331

>>242330

It will either bow in the middle or the legs will give way.


 No.242332

>>242330

Also you could just stand on the table for a moment if you have any doubts.


 No.242333

File: 4656b941824171b⋯.jpg (42,71 KB, 780x439, 780:439, he-didnt-have-a-very-good-….jpg)

>>242324

GOD I HATE THE KFC MENU

seriously its confusing is shit and none of represents value every is littered with shit i dont want or need. They used to have 6 pieces of Hot and Spicy or Zinger or whatever the fuck it was and 2 large chips for $20 i dont think you can get it any more. Havent eaten there for years.

< that fucking menu

FUCK THE COLONEL

https://www.mashed.com/131055/the-tragic-real-life-story-of-colonel-sanders/


 No.242334

We need the dimensions of the table in decimal inches, and the type of timber it is made from. DiscreetMathNEET can then calculate the Ernst modulus of the table.


 No.242335

>>242332

dont do that if it's made from particle board


 No.242336

I raked up the leaves on the driveway and now my nose is full of dirt from breathing in dust.


 No.242337

>>242335

Apparently my table is made of ash, birch and fibreboard. But it can hold the 60kg of water, so I suspect the tv will be fine.


 No.242338

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>242333

Just felt it necessary to state i like CUCKY FRIED CHICKEN but i hate ordering it.

KENTUCKY FRIED CASSOWARY


 No.242339

I tried a Hawaiian tear and share from Coles for the first time yesterday because of that NEET who always eats them. It was absolute dog shit. Awful room temperature tomato sauce base, tasteless pineapple. Just a nasty mess.

You NEETs have pleb tier tastes.


 No.242340

>>242339

Shoulda got a meat pie from the bakery mate.


 No.242341

>>242340

Or a hawaiian pizza roll from the bakery. Or a giant hawaiin pizza roll.


 No.242342

i'm off to kfc


 No.242343

>>242342

Bring us back a bucket will ya. I meant to go there 90 minutes ago for morning tea, but I'm stuck at home waiting for this fucking tv


 No.242344

>>242342

Fat NEET.


 No.242345

>>242339

Are you really that surprised? A lot of frozen foods in supermarkets are shit.


 No.242346

>>242345

It was a fresh bakery product.


 No.242347

New power switch has been installed in my graphic equalizer, I built up a bit of a thirst fixing it so I may have to go see Dan for some refreshments


 No.242348

>>242339

yes I agree, they would be better without that tomatoe sauce


 No.242349

>>242346

So you went to the bakery in coles to try out the Hawaiian tear and share?


 No.242350

>>242348

They should use better quality pineapple too, not the tasteless imported canned shit.

>>242349

Yes.


 No.242351

File: e99b519b05bd88b⋯.jpg (93,75 KB, 1181x1179, 1181:1179, e99b519b05bd88bd9dad12585a….jpg)

>>242347

If you'd come to see me for an early morning goon before you started, you'd have been finished ages ago.


 No.242352

>>242351

Dan you are wise beyond your years


 No.242353

>>242350

Your standards for coles bakery products are too high.


 No.242354

Still feeling a bit tired from the Seroquel this morning


 No.242355

File: e7c22998be89461⋯.png (278,37 KB, 663x363, 221:121, Vhs2.png)

>>242354

Have some dexies


 No.242356

>>242355

I have an appointment with a psychiatrist in May, I'm thinking about going on Ritalin. I was diagnosed with ADHD as a child so I'll need to get diagnosed again


 No.242357

File: fba818173621a05⋯.jpg (111,17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>242333

Wanna try these, live In the UK


 No.242358

Are we really getting no more info about the documentary interview on that NEET made the other day?

Why does he lives in that chinese restaurant place? How did he meet the camera man?

There are so many questions, I need closure


 No.242359

>>242358

Become an investigative journalist and find the answers yourself.


 No.242360

File: 44a49667769e8c2⋯.png (226,13 KB, 500x500, 1:1, nurofen-plus-200mg-tablets….png)

>>242339

There is a $3.50 Coles brand pepperoni pizza that is really good. I always have 2 in the fridge. Set Oven 200 degrees 12 minutes. Its my favourite "im so wasted" "cant be fucked" meal.

>>242342

while your at KFC take a picture of the menu and post it here. HELP ME NAVIGATE IT

>>242351

Dan i bought two goon bags from you yesterday and came back for a third. I feel so dirty Dan.

>>242354

is your flag a flying saucer ? noice

>>242356

you dont ask…. you never ask… they diagnose (You)

>>242357

Only pizza shop meat i eat is pepperoni Dominos in Australia have $5 thin crust pepperoni all day every day. The $5 spicy veggie is another favourite. Good for Breakfast.

Also why i you using my nurofen plus flag ? i only created it 2 days ago ? Can you buy it in the UK ? they banned it here. Also big thanks to Possum for updating the flag to its correct name. Cheers buddy


 No.242361

>>242324

I don't know what I want yet, I'm leaning more towards a 3 for $3 cheeseburger deal at the moment.


 No.242362

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Look at the size of this lad. Absolute Unit. I'm in awe.


 No.242363

>>242360

>you dont ask…. you never ask… they diagnose (You)

Elaborate please


 No.242364

File: b9b364eca84477e⋯.jpg (147,17 KB, 1242x1235, 1242:1235, what i want.jpg)

>>242363

< the psychology of being prescribed the good drugs

basically you have to play really dumb and and just harp on endlessly about your physicall symptoms and the problems they are causing. Never ever mention the drug you want. At that point it wont happen. All the good drugs are fun drugs and boy does the gubberment hate fun.


 No.242365

>>242364

But what about if I mention that I was diagnosed with ADHD as a child and prescribed ritalin/dexedrine. Wouldn't that give me more validity?


 No.242366

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>242365

> i need X because i was prescribed X

there you go. self diagnosing again. (You) cant prove it either. There is some real psychological power play when it comes to doctors and who is diagnosing who if you know what i mean. My advice is go there. Say these are my problems …. can you please help me. Its So stupid fucking stupid but in Medicine (You) are not meant to know what you want or else (You) would be the Doctor.


 No.242367

why are Aussie women always so disgusting, they all smoke, drink alcohol and act like massive whores.


 No.242368

>>242367

They sound like a typical Australian


 No.242369

>>242367

You’re out of order! That’s a generalization


 No.242370

>>242367

they're not whores, they're empowered women


 No.242371

I am sure you NEETs are all prize pigs yourselves.


 No.242372

>>242371

I dont know if this is meant to be an insult or a compliment


 No.242373

>>242367

Mane you got to control these bitchez mane turn that hoe to make yo doe


 No.242374

>>242367

its just generation "me" i was lucky enough to date an incredibly HOT Colombian girl and she had just an entirely different pedigree to any Australian girl i have fugged. She really wanted to pleasure (You) thats what she was there do. She wasnt happy unless you were happy.


 No.242375

>>242369

TITS or GTFO


 No.242376

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>242371

Dude girls sense my power and check me out all the time. Im just poor at the moment they dont want no scrub.


 No.242377

>>242376

You're a busta.


 No.242378

It's lunchtime and I can't do a poo


 No.242379

>>242377

Dont bite my style mane

>>242376

You is a broke ass bitch nigga mane, get those hoes to make yo doe


 No.242380

>>242378

Everyone has performance issues every now and again.


 No.242381

>>242378

Place a Viagra up your bottom and see if that helps


 No.242382

File: 300c3138c54c3c1⋯.jpg (204,51 KB, 628x471, 4:3, belly.jpg)


 No.242383

>>242381

If poos last more then 2 hours please see a doctor.


 No.242384

File: bef5079239e281b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 572,5 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-03-26 12.32.57.jpg)

False alarm, the poo came


 No.242385

File: 75065e9d6586b62⋯.jpg (585,94 KB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 60ml.jpg)


 No.242386

>>242378

wait a second. are you telling me you force your self to poo at a set time everday ? it doesnt work that way man.


 No.242388

>>242386

He is more accurate than any Atomic Clock


 No.242389

>>242359

If he were an investigative journalist then he wouldn't be a neet anymore - catch 22. You need to think these things through carefully if you want to retain neethood


 No.242390

>>242389

It really depends if anyone pays him for his work.


 No.242391

Good afternoon NEETsters


 No.242392

>>242391

Hello. How was your day?


 No.242393

File: 51727fa6af52996⋯.jpg (220,28 KB, 1200x893, 1200:893, 51727fa6af5299679dfc70dcc1….jpg)

>>242387

>Do SOMETHING

everything i want to do is ILLEGAL and we Australians are so dangerous (((they))) pay us to do nothing. Centelink are the MODS on a continental containment board.


 No.242394

>>242392

Pretty ordinary, another day another dollar, how about you?


 No.242395

File: a562d9a1a0b3ae0⋯.jpg (14,71 KB, 320x320, 1:1, a562d9a1a0b3ae06144f0fc24a….jpg)

NEET Status:

>Game of Thrones 4k - torrent downloading

>75" tv - to be delivered tomorrow

>Food - stocked up for the next week

>Penis status - washed and ready for action

We're gonna make it neets


 No.242396

>>242394

A quiet day for me. Just NEETing it up.


 No.242397


 No.242398


 No.242399

File: eea96d2a52ccdc3⋯.png (493,49 KB, 1107x1059, 369:353, dommm.png)

It has happened again.


 No.242400


 No.242401

>>242399

You still lifting the weights Posso? does all that garlic bread fuck your body up even if you're lifting?


 No.242402

>>242399

i wonder what the delivery person must think.


 No.242403

>>242401

Yes I am still lifting the weights. Yes the garlic bread does fuck me up even with the exercise. It is too many calories.


 No.242404

>>242402

I don't know what he thinks but he better keep his mouth shut if he knows what's good for him.


 No.242405

>>242395

whats going to be the first porno scene you watch on the 75"


 No.242406

File: 1c27a96bd3b287e⋯.jpg (1,31 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_20190326_161433.jpg)

>tfw depressed


 No.242407

>>242404

I reckon he would kick your ass in a fight.


 No.242408

>>242407

doubtful.


 No.242409

>>242408

Prove it, when he comes to the door punch him in the face.


 No.242410

Violent Possums.


 No.242411

>>242395

>Game of Thrones 4k - torrent

how big is the file size?


 No.242412

>>242406

Moderate or severe?


 No.242413

I have eaten the Dominos.

The delivery guy was fatter than me. I could have taken him in a fight though.


 No.242414

>>242413

Should have jammed a garlic bread up his bum


 No.242415

>>242414

Then I would have only had three to eat. You do not go Dusty Rhodes mode by wasting garlic breads on anal shenanigans.


 No.242416


 No.242417

>>242406

Is that empty crotch bag meant to be symbolic of the state of your soul?


 No.242418

File: d792348659263f9⋯.jpg (228,22 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1545957657018.jpg)

>>242408

> doubtful.

i doubt it


 No.242419

File: 453904d801df304⋯.jpg (89,47 KB, 736x603, 736:603, 453.jpg)

I am in the Oz Lotto tonight. $70 million. This could be our commune.


 No.242420

>>242412

Idk, I had a passing thought about offing myself while wageslaving today. Can't stop thinking about how I'm an ugly autistic subhuman who's fucked his life up. I've booked a visit to the GP to get another mental health care plan and go see a psych, but if the past is anything to go by, the psych won't be of much help.

>>242417

If you want to see things that way.


 No.242421

>>242419

Same, I will make a sacrifice to saint Dan to bring about good luck.


 No.242422

File: 36dc28f33d8e7ab⋯.jpg (118,16 KB, 1280x781, 1280:781, tumblr_o1qqc3usfd1ubm73lo1….jpg)

>>242399

>Meatballs for protein

>brownies for anti-oxidants and to aid post-workout recovery

>Garlic to increase testosterone

Excellent choices, my good marsupial


 No.242423

>>242420

We NEETs must live. We must live long enough to see the collapse of civilisation.


 No.242424

>>242420

>I'm an ugly autistic subhuman

Please do not use autism as an insult.


 No.242425

>>242424

Do not get precious m8.


 No.242426

>>242420

m8, you're probably not even that ugly, unless you have grotesques buboes popping out of your head or something you're probably fine, it's all in your head.


 No.242427

>>242422

Are you a qualified nutritionist? I want to believe all that.


 No.242428

>>242405

idk, but since it's probably going to be visible through my window to the whole neighbourhood, I want it to be something classy

>>242411

122 gigs


 No.242429

File: 233c0be3037b791⋯.jpeg (199,85 KB, 1024x1364, 256:341, f24f2a7d15a1fccf3afb5eaf4….jpeg)

>>242427

I helped make this man what he is today


 No.242430

I just watched The Girl Who Leapt Through Time it was a bit boring at the start but started to pick up towards the end. It was a nice relaxing movie.


 No.242431

>>242428

>122 gigs

ok, it will look good, just remember the first season of thrones was not filmed in 4k, it was recorded to HDCAM


 No.242432

I have an appointment to see an LAC for the NDIS next Monday


 No.242433

>>242432

kek, for a second there I thought you posted LALC


 No.242434

>>242395

>Game of Thrones

No spoilers please. I am waiting for the books to conclude before I watch the TV show.


 No.242435

>>242434

>I am waiting for the books to conclude

Are you delusional?


 No.242436

>>242435

So long as fat arse is alive I will keep the option open. I am patient.


 No.242437

I could really go for another couple of portions of those chicken meatballs.


 No.242438

>>242436

nigga is going to die before the book ever comes out


 No.242439

>>242436

A fat 70 year old him finishing the books are a race against time.


 No.242440

Almost time to polish the population tool and take 50mg of Viagra.


 No.242441

>>242437

Have a value range pizza


 No.242442

>>242438

Valar morghulis


 No.242443


 No.242444

File: 633e154c1b93108⋯.jpg (2,68 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_7498.JPG)

A GOON A DAY KEEPS THE SHAKES AT BAY


 No.242445

>>242444

Nice view


 No.242446

>>242444

What a nice picture.


 No.242447

>>242444

noice goon bag


 No.242448

i have a job interview on thursday afternoon


 No.242449

>>242448

What for? also good luck.


 No.242450

>>242448

Good luck NEET.


 No.242451

>>242430

>It was a nice relaxing movie.

I agree, haven't watched it in years.

>>242444

very nice picture.

>the slouched goon

>the metal cup

>the palm trees

>the view of the city

>the pepe

solid 8.5/10 unna


 No.242452

>>242449

>>242450

Thank you.

It's just an internal promotion. I believe there are also six external candidates. I suspect I've been offered an interview just to shut me up.


 No.242453

>>242452

You do talk a lot


 No.242454


 No.242455

>>242445

thx thats facing west so you normally get a KINO sunset right over the city and mount coo-tha but im glad its cloudy today beacuse its been quite HOT

>>242446

INITIATE DOXXING

>>242447

she shure is purty. Banrock Estate Savignon Blanc from Dans of course would i ever lie to (You) ?


 No.242456


 No.242457

fucking long day NEETs

some degenerate kid smoking a dart past the bus stop aggressively lean towards me as I past him.

kid said something, no idea what it was due to headphones

probably asking for some goon if I had to guess


 No.242458

>>242312

SLB

>>242344

*ExecutiveNEET


 No.242459

>>242454

>Guy Fawkes masks.

vegan diet causes autism confirmed


 No.242460

>>242360

>Dan i bought two goon bags from you yesterday and came back for a third. I feel so dirty Dan.

Keep up the good work! It is only a matter of time until you are purchasing three goon bags in a single transaction.


 No.242461

>>242459

one day they're going to pick the wrong farmer


 No.242462

>>242325

That seems like a silly idea.


 No.242463

>>242384

Toilet paper ruined it for me.


 No.242464

>>242328

When I was a kid my dad used to make casseroles, after about 10 I asked him where the roll was. He didn't correct my dumb dumb ways for ages.

I did the same with loin chops. I thought they were called lion chops.


 No.242465


 No.242466

>>242461

fuckin hope so, I'd protest the protests at that point, let a man raise cattle.


 No.242467

File: 1c516f26134d384⋯.png (117,92 KB, 300x244, 75:61, ClipboardImage.png)

>>242333

Have any of you tried the zinger pie. I keep meaning to but forgetting.


 No.242468

>>242462

It seemed a better idea than putting the tv on the table, possibly having them both collapse and smash. Besides, it's not the dumbest thing I've ever done.


 No.242469

>>242338

I was expecting a video of someone cooking cassowary.


 No.242470

>>242399

I wanna try one of these meals one day, just to see what it's like to have a domino's binge. But I honestly don't think I could eat that many garlic breads in one sitting.


 No.242471

File: 370e639f23dfcf1⋯.jpg (75,01 KB, 700x525, 4:3, bm.jpg)

>>242469

I can do dat for ya unna


 No.242472

File: c240b9f6156c4b2⋯.png (795,74 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Hungry for cassowary


 No.242473

>>242470

It can be our meal to celebrate international neet day


 No.242474

>>242467

The last couple of times I've been there the staff don't even seem to know what they're supposed to do with them. I've heard them asking their manager if they go in a box or a nugger bag.


 No.242475

>>242470

Their garlic bread is terrible, you are better off cooking your own.


 No.242476

>>242474

Have you had one?

Is it good?


 No.242477

>>242476

I have not.


 No.242478

>>242432

How do you qualify for this ndis service? Is being on the dsp enough?


 No.242479

File: 169c0e018aef3b7⋯.png (205,9 KB, 300x363, 100:121, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 918ab026d8f3a1e⋯.png (2,12 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3374f3d0353ae91⋯.png (2,4 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 009f094928d001a⋯.png (267,7 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>242477

Doesn't look real great tbh, I still want to try it though.


 No.242480

>>242478

I did a plan review with a dude today, his son's last plan had $8.5k, I asked for about $200k

Might get 50


 No.242481

>>242479

It doesn't look very appealing, does it? The top is a nice colour though.


 No.242482

>>242419

>IKTF

>>242420

>if the past is anything to go by, the psych won't be of much help.

Dan's been waiting for you all afternoon!

>>242429

<Highly commended.

>>242444

Good work and digits.

>>242452

I don't see why you wont get the job. You already do it and seem more than qualified. If all fails I would seriously consider going to Fair Work Australia, you seem to be doing the job or get allocated it when people cannot but they keep passing you up for the position.

>>242465

It was like a used condom and we all know he never uses condoms.


 No.242483

>>242481

The last one looks like a curry pie.


 No.242484

>>242480

What's involved in becoming a NDIS supplier? They're the ones wroughting the system, so it must be a good gig.


 No.242485

>>242478

If you get the DSP, it's likely you can get the NDIS.

>>242480

Is it the LAC that determines how much my plan is worth? Or is that determined before I have a meeting with them?


 No.242486

>>242484

The people that help me from Flourish Australia are a NDIS registered provider and they do a g8 job


 No.242487

>>242460

Dan you will never fail me but my liver will.


 No.242488

>>242486

Yeah but there are some horror stories out there. Last one I read was about some kid who needs custom spastic shoes. Pre NDIS it was costing the family about $120 a pair. As soon as NDIS scheme started the exact same shoes jumped to over $1000.


 No.242489

>>242486

>Flourish Australia

Really sounds like Dan has gotten into disability services when I hear that name.


 No.242490

File: 2b13532bf22e1b0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 48,19 KB, 693x539, 9:7, 1428141840485.jpg)

50mg of Viagra down the hatch


 No.242491

>>242487

You can go always go to those blood dialysis places three times a week for 5 or so hours to get your blood fixed up. If you keep up the goon work, and get a NDIS plan perhaps they can instant a machine at home. That way you only need to disconnect from it when going to Dan's and you wont have to worry about your liver.


 No.242492

>>242358

You will need to stay tuned for the next installment.

Put your questions forward and I will ask them to him this weekend.


 No.242493

>>242360

>is your flag a flying saucer ?

No but he is a space cadet.


 No.242494


 No.242495

>>242367

It's why we all have exotic gf's.


 No.242496

>>242494

This is the same DPP that decided to shelve Bill Shorten's rape charges.


 No.242497

File: 4de8e431e6bc97e⋯.png (181,91 KB, 300x413, 300:413, ClipboardImage.png)

>>242372

He's calling you babe.


 No.242498

>>242464

>lion chops

lol


 No.242499

File: 8fa72dbf2dd118d⋯.jpg (82,82 KB, 719x1049, 719:1049, up.jpg)


 No.242500

>>242391

Has your penis deflated yet?


 No.242501

>>242475

You are trying to provoke me.


 No.242502

>>242399

I bet those 12 minutes were agony.


 No.242503

>>242501

Cheaper too.


 No.242504

>>242484

*rorting


 No.242505

>>242490

Keep us updated.


 No.242506

>>242504

I meant shaping it, like wrought iron.


 No.242507

>>242408

Look out. A hungry posso is a posso to beware of.


 No.242508

Thinking about Aboriginal proctology in rural and remote aboriginal communities again


 No.242509

>>242421

You should sacrifice Dan.


 No.242510

>>242426

>it's all in your head.

Unless they're popping out


 No.242511

>>242509

Terrible comment


 No.242512

>>242509

Excellent comment.


 No.242513

>>242432

Good luck, what are you hoping for?


 No.242514

>>242503

I will flog you like a Dominos delivery boy if you keep up the smart mouth.


 No.242515

>>242437

Extra protein for the post workout can't hurt.


 No.242517

>>242514

Anally?


 No.242518

>>242444

Very nice.


 No.242519

>>242515

Can you get appointments with a nutritionist as part of an NDIS plan?


 No.242520

>>242517

He wouldn't risk losing a garlic bread.


 No.242521

New Thread: >>242516

New Thread: >>242516

New Thread: >>242516

New Thread: >>242516


 No.242522


 No.242523

File: 18baa3959b98554⋯.jpg (22,29 KB, 300x245, 60:49, women slap.jpg)

>>242514

NEET fight


 No.242524

bum gash rash cash flash splash dash


 No.242525

>>242520

I would keep it wrapped in the alfoil.




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