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Someone always has to be in front.

OLD >>270541

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best a


BE* in front.

I was rushing


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None of it matters ya fuckin votecucks


This wank won't wank easily


Been staring at the big hand

Waiting for the big hi-five

Only looking forward

To the Purgatory Drive

Between work and his low life

He don't want to be at home

So he drinks and takes his time

Under the fate of the road

Now he's taking a ride

Though he'd rather be dead

Lonely Sunset Drive's the only thing that's left



Suck me off at the next station ya dumb dog, suck me off so hard.


Difficult wank


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Got a haircut after I voted, looks shit.

The chick kept trying to make conversation but the place was so loud I couldn't hear her so I just replied "yep" to most of what she said



Better wait till next election until you can hit on her again you fuckin votecuck


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Day of the spear when?



>Implying you would start an insurrection let alone go outside and interact with people.



They call me Mad Max



At least I won't get fined and can afford goon at the end of the week



You should get some clippers, you could've done that at home.



Fuck off back to Chinkland then if you don't want rights faggot.


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>whyte man took our spears aye



>at least I'm not a complete slave




Chad is Romanian?



>at least I'm not a complete poofter



>implying only gooks don't want to be slaves

pathetic lad


Taking a bread from the board until this bullshit election is over



>he makes his decisions according to elections




the dinner rolls are better


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Who is the Hillary Clinton of Australian politics?



i would so do Hillary


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who cares but votecucks?



you would fuck an exhaust pipe


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why are you spamming pictures of american politicians>


How was your mum today webbo



racist dog


It's a very similar flag but no that's the flag of the African Nation of Chad, not Romania



Malcolm Turnbull


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Yeah, it's gay.



as if you wouldn't do her



Based but the Abo should of gone after those racist Labour Cunts instead



>Nation of Chad,

Oh, that makes sense.



Yeah. Next election I might give postal voting a try. Assuming they don't ban early voting - why are there suddenly millions of people early voting?


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She actually used to be a qt back in the day.



More people work weekends also more people decide who they're voting for earlier and hence vote earlier


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>was allegedly called a "white dog" and attacked



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Finished my wank





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Based Noongars



For a (presumably) 30 year old you seem to use a lot of zoomer lingo.



He's 38



Also OOF isn't really kid lingo it's more early 20s lingo, if any thing "Zoomer" is more of a "Zoomer" term



>Demographers and researchers typically use the mid-1990s to mid-2000s as starting birth years.

Early 20's are zoomers.


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That just makes it worse.


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I know



Thanks for keeping us updated.



I'm pretty sure demographers and researchers don't use the term "Zoomer"

The closest thing to a definition sees a Zoomer as someone who's around 10, so the 7-15 Mark while early 20's are described as Doomers



>Heil Tony Boongler


>tfw no gf


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libs are back in by the looks of it


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>Tony looks like he might go

Fucking racist rich cunts UNNA



Please don't keep us updated.



Liberals get biased early on since a lot more rural precincts report faster as well as have a clear winner, that said it's looking like hopefully a hung parliment though we lost Parliments finest Abo posting Shit Poster in the process



Actually, do keep us updated if one nation or anning start winning.


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what did they mean by this For you brainlets compare the votes with the percentages


Apathetic wank


Progress has come to a halt with the hapa girl, she was really talkative last time, but today she just kept to herself and didn't engage much. Don't know what to do perhaps it's time to move on



Til the white cunts give it back it does not concern us.



I think it is.




Call in when you have a spare minute to say hi but you have no reason to be there now.


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I don't care if Sustainable Australia wins every seat somehow because there is nothing that will cheer me up from this

I didn't agree with you Tony but you were a good cunt and a living meme and it will be fucking gay to see you go



maybe she was just having a bad day m8, we all have those when we dont wanna talk, give it a few more weeks before you give up cause you wont get anywhere like that



how the fuck did this happen, Tony cant go…noooooo



Racist Rich cunts voted a skiier

I mean why the fuck is there a skiier from a fucking beach electorate, it's fucking priviliged scum like her the reason why Abos will never get sovreignty


Calling it now, Coalition win and Labour cry some bullshit.



I've always just seen "Zoomer" as a term to describe someone born into "Gen Z".


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It's looking like Hung Parliment with the unfortunate loss of Tony



Perhaps it's for the best. Tony can finally retire out in a rural and remote aboriginal community and set up a proctology practice!



there's going to be a shortage of latex gloves



NAT, ONP and UAP will preference LNP. Greens will preference ALP. Independents will be all over the shop. While this election will see a move from the two major parties to the smaller factions, I think the Coalition will still win the 76 they need.



More likely he'll join anning or pauline and get re-elected in a different seat.



He should try and take New England off Barnaby



Looks like we should get the ball rolling on the Australian NEETs Party and pick him up early



smart neet



That's what I thought it was about too.



I think that's what it is, and considering those born after 95 are Gen Z I'm going to keep calling early 20's "Zoomers", contrary to the opinion of our young Zoomer friend: >>271357


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Seroquel NEET, you ever mixed Seroquel and any benzo?



I think I might try and unironically contact him, Tony would be a fucking shoe-in, for New England , and we can use Tony's brand to get NEETKing elected in Joondy


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Most people my age hate fortnite despite that loving fortnite being a zoomer meme you boong



>loving fortnite being a zoomer meme

A meme regarding your generation being untrue is irreverent to the fact that people who are early 20's are Gen Z.

t. tale-end, Gen Y (Millennial)



He should just rape her when no one's around, then she will love him



Sure but you haven't proved that Gen Z are Zoomers you boong



1st prize



I'll have to run in morley or something thou



Run in Linginari



He crushes them up and smokes them on top of backy bongs when he's out of dope.



I'll run into a hospital and fuck all the boongs on dialysis



After hour phone excitement.

Ambulances and no response from management.

I call the shots.




>all the boongs on dialysis


You seem to know the health concerns of unna well. There is a very high prevalence of boongs on dialysis.


I need to get a second job to take my mind off my crippling loneliness


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>haven't proved

I can't convince you how to correctly interpenetrate internet slang, UD probably can't either but it's rather obvious unless you're an utter mong


It takes me nearly an hour to have 1 (one) wank






Ur dick is retarded



Look what ever you boong


>Boongberra v Rabitboongs is literally just penalty goals at half time 6-4



No one updated the roster to say that a guy isn't on shift tomorrow. I have no way of finding out if anyone is on and whoever is on will need to meet the participant if the guy has to go to hospital tonight.

Manager wont respond either, not that it'd help but fuck.


None of the support staff reply either because they're not at work and don't want me ringing on a Saturday night.

Good times.

And I do it for free.



Big Tones on the mic


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I call the wanks


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It's from Craig's inferior goon and Ross's mustard colored semen


>Jacqui Lambie will be back

fucking wew



Just have a wank and flush the phone down the toilet



>Ross's mustard colored semen







……..('(…´…´…. ¯~/'…')


……….''…\………. _.·´




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Seriously considering having an ice cream binge. Maybe with crushed peanuts and hershey's chocolate syrup. It's election night, so it won't count right?


Any of you lads bet on which pack of liars will win the election this year?



Tv has already called it for LNP



Cheers man, wish I could.



betting is still open on ladbrokes







You are therefore not into proctology


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What is this?

It happened when I right clicked.






Slide one of those umbrellas up your penis hole



The hospital is responsible for people in there not you.

You need to ask your boss for clarification on what is and is not your responsibility with the after hours phone. If a shift wasn't completed get the person to complain and take that to management as a problem with who ever organisers. If that's you blame it on the employee not responding. Shift the blame, if people want to ignore you shift the shit back onto them.


It is well past my wagie bed time. Better get some sleep or I'll be even grumpier tomorrow. Good night.



It's the weekend though?



I wish I could work on the weekends as I have nothing else to do apart from getting ignored by hapas


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50mg of seroquel down the hatch




not throwing back 100mg a day




Going to go to church tomorrow morning, I need to occupy myself


>9 seats ahead

ALP on suicide watch.



you work and volunteer all the time mate, don't you have any vices?


>Libs only need 5 seats now

Fuck, I'm calling it now looks like the Liberals win unfortunately with a majority

Hung Parliament is a no go unfortunately

>No Tony

>No Hung Parliment

This has been fucking shit, I hope we get good senate results at least



He requires 24 hour care. So when he gets discharged tomorrow, if he gets admitted, he will need support staff to be with him at home.






Fellow NEET called it well ahead of you >271378




A loss by the liberals might have led to scomo being ousted once more in favour of Peter Dutton. Too bad.


I hope Tone starts posting here now



>implying I'm not already



>implying anyone would hire him



Father and son reunion



>implying we wouldn't


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Shire and Cindy


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you're a weird cunt aye



He is the face of Australia's future.

He is the guy who will be running running the show one day.



Imagine NK running for parliament and his entire neet gen posting history being front page news



>Breaking News

>Senator Nathan King has made a dramatic statement on the racist website 8chan

>He had this graphic message for everyone "I took a big poo, it hurt my bum"


<LNP/Coalition at 70 seats



tfw no boong prime minister




73 on the ABC, with 7 seats in doubt

Current swing shows LNP 76 ALP 69 GRE 1 KAT 1 CA 1 IND 4


We had Tony but Jew Turnbull got rid of him for being to UNNAcore


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>Current swing shows LNP 76

>majority government

#get rekt



His head can do a 360?



that's a big walkabout unna




Either you're a SA Cunt and she's a WA cunt or you're a Bris Cunt and she's a Indonesian Cunt



Thanks for posting my OC, I thought it'd never see the light of day again


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he looks like an ayy lmao


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I have a miata. Do I dare?



livestream it for us

don't actually



You don't have a Miata you have a MX-5. get out of here seppo scum



Finally got a support worker to do tomorrow's shift. Hopefully no one else is rostered. This fucking roster team (me included) is shit. We can't continue having multiple people doing it and relying on one another to make changes.

If there is a support worker there tomorrow when this other one rocks up, he is going to be so fucking pissed.


>You cunts unnaposting on /pol/

glorious UNNA, day of the spear when?


lol, even aussie /pol/lacks can't hack UNNA supremacy.

They need to be taught.



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Nuke queensland


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>Not nuking Melbourne


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Seriously, does labor ever actually win elections?



She lives beneath the surface of the earth



Melbourne is good tho gubba


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be carefull fren we are already weaponizing tonights memes and they can be deployed anytime Dutton says the word.


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>Melbourne is good tho gubba

Open your eyes unna


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so unna posting has taken 8/pol/ do ya dawgs think we can take over half/pol/



You would think that they would realise the problem is the fact that they can't convince anyone think what they think



>1488 get

Perhaps we can.


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The melbourne electorate where I grew up now has two chinks fighting over it. There's just no point voting. Truly now is the twilight of western civilisation.



Fucking christ.



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She a cutie tho



Muh western civilisation!


Vote gubba unna



High quality


Yeah but no doubt she's a BLACKED roastie


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>Sky News: Coalition has won election

Is this what winning feels like?


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Mass Effect 3 political parties, lmao



Nah dude, thats just a sterotype porn addicted racists come up with. She looks wholesome.


I just want to have a snooze


So wfd will still be around?



>That second picture.

Fuck I love Steve.


Doubtful, I don't know any wholesome women that actively protest.



You don't know any women who protest, virgin.



Stop projecting, you're also a virgin



Well I know feminists who protest, they're not what I'd describe as women.


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It might be some of my best work yet.


>tfw never had a gf





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I mak da poop oo


I don't really have an unna gf folder





Indeed i am


Sure, what do describe women as? Jannies don't count faggot.


Good sniff unna



Mo tee, it was da big poo and splashed in de toilet making dat noise and tings



Replace malcom with tones


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>Tfw never had a wank





Can't sleep and can't wank


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.







Says Zoomer who admits he's a virgin.

>what do describe women as?

>Doesn't feel the need for drugs, promiscuity or 3rd wave feminism.

>Wants kids.

>Doesn't dye/shave their hair

>Birthing hips and milking tits.

>Isn't vegan.

>Isn't influenced by media.



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The erotica was very arousing.



Mid UNNA extremism and misso barges in. Fucking scared the fuck out of me.


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So are you Work for the Dole ready neeties?


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Livestream it



>So are you Work for the Dole ready neeties?



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Glad the election is over.

See you all tomorrow, good night friends.


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Greens always have the same number of House Seats as Katter

The Real fun will be seeing Pauline Gettin another 4 senate seats



I live in this seat, it's all honk honk until it happens in your neck of the woods.


Bilbo BTFO



im so sorry fren





I didn't vote for any of those gook skanks, informal in the house of reps and Anning in the senate.


bill collins


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>there is a suicide hotline sidebar on the ABC website now




Good man, I also voted Anning in the senate.



if your on 8ch i simply would not expect anything less


> im literally shaking



same except I put dick above anning



If I were suicidal I certainly wouldn't be swayed to contact a hotline due to ABC advertising it.

Probably do more good advertising that over on Youtube or Twitch.


liberal won the election. no extra dole moneys so i guess ill be with you guys for at least the next 4 years. my vote hasnt been counted yet because i voted early to avoid normie crowds but i live in socalist shitbourne so i guess it wont matter anyway

but 73% in QLD? what is wrong with you people? i thought a few more people would care about climate change typhoons and floods or at the VERY least transitioning from coal to renewables even if you dont believe in facts… but 73% ? why? how? ive never been to QLD but why is it so different to the other states?


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why do you personally pay to watch facist propaganda on TV? is it to get game of thrones for $50 a month?



its a stream faggot and it was worth it to watch it ans see steven conroy shit his fucking pants and based graham richardson




> steven conroy

im glad that little shits gone. i never liked him.

he seemed too conservative/a bit phychopathic. like the CTO who burns down the office when he gets moved to another project but still keeps his job







didnt the liberals also run a chinese woman in chisolm? or is this another one?



oi calm down cunt bring it up at the next meeting and instead maybe we can bring a couple guns back each for anyone whos been living ruraly for the last 25 years if you promise never to share them with anyone without a licence. maybe you can even have some fun ones.

no one cares about your toys as long as they dont hurt anyone… which they did.



Both liberals and labor ran a chinese woman, just fuck my democracy up.



eh, ride the wave. We're not here for long.

The earth will be fine and life will evolve regardless of our influence.

Hell, in regards to climate change it's a fluctuation, ice ages and melting ice caps have been a thing long before modern humans were around. I'm almost certain that there have been periods in earths history when there has been larger amounts of CO2.

If you're interested in making a dramatic impact on "climate change" then either advocate bombing India and China or move there yourself and sabotage their shit from the inside. You could become a solar panel merchant in those countries, see if you make an impact.

Sadly there's not much we can really do in Australia, I agree with stopping the selling and establishment of resources to these countries.

But alas, everything is futile in the end.



> against each other !!

it neutralised their diversity and vagina pounts… genius … yang couldnt even speak engrish



worry about the zeta reticulans more motha fucker



>Both liberals and labor ran a Chinese woman

Now, more then ever, we need a Australian NEETs Party where we can advocate NASBoongs.

We'll run multiple Aboriginal candidates with NKas the Party leader of course.



>zeta reticulans

Please enlighten me, for I am uninformed.


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Oh, so some Starship Trooper tier shit?

I'd sign up to kill some bugs.



>there have been periods in earths history when there has been larger amounts of CO2.

yeah there have and i hate to say the cliche but this time the change is so fast that its going to extinct a huge proportion of life of earth.

thanks tho. even if we do go eventually it may'swell've just been from nukes or fire ants or something. you dont know how ez it is to make it if you move to china. i heard if you dont mined about the poison air you can be an english teacher and white monkey one day and a millionaire the next by selling poisonous noodles or NZ mountain air or something and then poor again the next. plus yer 400m tonnes from national emissions 1.2b from exports wtf

that said

point was i am still way more worried about my NEETbux and being interned in a work for the dole labour camp than some monkeys or chinks dying though… i might write a letter to someone explaining how hopeless my situation is. maybe they wont just tell me to get a job :(



800m from exports*

1.2b total


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Hot melbourne sluts



i dont have the exetential capacity for this level of horror. i'd rather worry about something almost certain to happen like the anthropocene extinction.

of course, theres always room for aliens in fantasy though. whos to say before the last million humans die from radiation or poisoned air or lack of food that aliens wont come down and abduct half a city for 'reasons'



Chinks are fucking ugly man



They sure do love dumpsters



a kinda left wing girl i banged teased me that i was blacklisted from that app coz i swiped right or implied i practiced wrongthink or something

ive never felt the incel rage more than when i think of her






Hello friends, haven't been visited for a while because sissy was mad at me and confiscated her laptop from me

do you really get a fine for not voting?



Sky isn't fascist you boong they're capitalist cucks



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He's thinking about all the young boonga boys hes having for dinner



Yummy yummy fill the neets with cummy! 🍆💦💦😈😝


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Remember when the ozone layer was burning up? then it stopped burning up…



Damn I thought it was just democratic propaganda


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Any of you handsome fellas hungry?



take the vargpill



>this time the change is so fast that its going to extinct a huge proportion of life of earth.

No idea if that's true, I feel like a super volcano would be much faster in distribution of CO2 and speed of extinction. But again, I believe almost 99% of life that has ever existed on earth has either already gone extinct or evolved rapidly respectively.

>you can be an english teacher and white monkey one day and a millionaire the next

I have heard this too, however while I'm alive I intend to help my own country and race, I have no aspirations for wealth or multiculturalism.

>plus yer 400m tonnes from national emissions 1.2b from exports wtf

Mmmmm, It's a bit of a black-pill, I can't see anything you do on a personal in relation to reducing single-use plastic or emissions (driving a car etc) would have a decent aspect. Like I said, it's essentially futile.

>worried about my NEETbux

Start studying, or get an apprenticeship, there are so many options/pathways you could take to earning an income, hell start a youtube channel even.

If you can't work due to serious reasons such as mental or psychical health then DSP could be an option.

Again, eh.

Do whatever makes you happy while you're still alive.


I voted for CEC (Citizen Electoral Council)) and did a pitty preference vote for Pauline Hanson. Are we neets done for with the Coalition winning the election?



fucking sick of little bro literally giving me the cold shoulder while i lend him my laptop. he could be a little thankful and loving but no, he comes in to tell me what a piece of shit neet i am so i confiscated it from him. go buy your own ya normie fucker.



Was this Nick Xenophon's ad for the election, why didn't he win?



And play with swords outside while selling D&D books online?

Actually sounds kinda comfy



Yeah, I'm hoping to get in contact with Tony soon, once contact is made we'll start a new party for aboriginal rights






Post elbow, tranny



>Mmmmm, It's a bit of a black-pill

when i see black pill issues like this i just choose to look at them and still take the red pill.

sure evil can exist in the world, but a good buddhist will ignore it… or something. uknowwhatimean.

>can't work due to serious reasons such as mental or psychical health

maybe im not that bad. maybe not. i just hope i can get out of this state soon.


Thoughts on this https://tottnews.com/2019/02/26/china-social-credit-system-in-australia/

China has been developing what some are describing as a chilling digital dictatorship, with a new national system that monitors all citizens on a 24/7 basis and ranks them on their behaviour set to be fully operational by 2020.

Underpinning the new system is the latest advancements in facial recognition and biometric technology, a national model that some argue mirrors new programs currently being introduced in Australia under the guise of ‘safety and security’.

Could Australia be incrementally setting up a blueprint for a similar system here in the future? In the following subscription piece, we explore the latest developments in digital surveillance from both countries.



we still dont know that the minor parties wont have the balance of power in at least one of the houses. only the 3 majors and palmer had a rep in my lower house seat and there were just too many seats in the upper to vote beyond 30 for me.

im sure i missed a few minor parties like this one. its such a shame coz its mainly just the voting format they give us that stopped me voting exactly how i should have. like, cant they have a computer with a printer in the corner or something they u tick the boxes on the pc and print it out? even in a mainly empty station it still feels like im being judged for taking too long when i vote.

maybe this is actually a serious issue?



My mum said she saw the lib candidate when she went to early vote on Friday and apparently she wasn't all to good in the English department either.


This is a good idea.



> Are we neets done for with the Coalition winning the election?

im hopeful for the PM even though he waved coal around and said anyone who doesnt try basically deserves death. he promised to get rid of the 20 job apps a fourtnight so maybe he will make some kind of consession on public housing?

god knows the country can afford SOME kind of action for useless NEETs. it should be fucking easy.


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Should I send this message to Tony, NEETs?

The mobile number is fake and the first neet to figure out what that address is wins a prize


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>Could Australia be incrementally setting up a blueprint for a similar system here in the future? In the following subscription piece, we explore the latest developments in digital surveillance from both countries.




Dans joondy



>hawke created growth and got business and unions and busienss to agree to redistribute that growth

(as long as it happened, which it did)

>trump understood the contested space

>we have a contested political space that we hadnt seen back then

(in the neoliberal days of hawke)

this big brain stuff is too big brain even for me


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>i just choose to look at them and still take the red pill.

I get this, the more I've looked into these issues, the more I start to take the white pills. I really disagree with letting the people who are responsible for these issues into our country and my life.

>a good buddhist will ignore it

Except for that one that lit himself on fire in protest.


Regardless of what I think/said, I do.

>i just hope i can get out of this state soon.

Everyone's got their problems, I was pretty skitzo for a few years there.

It's a cliche and said very often but my advice would be to identify your problems, find solutions and start developing solutions. Any positive development help, the more you change for the better the more you're generally inspired to keep going further forward.

For me It was moving back home, quitting weed and doing body weight exercises daily. Everything's been improving from my own acknowledgement of my problems.

But remember:

everything in moderation

Including moderation




Whats my prize? you boong.



>he promised to get rid of the 20 job apps a fourtnight

I've been on 3 a fortnight ever since I changed to a Disability Service Provider.


Do it you boong.



>Implementing Chink policy

WW3 when?


Suddenly got very foggy out

quite comfy silent hill feel



There is a bit of (what I can only assume is) lightning going on outside.

Either that or the locals are having a good time.



>find solutions and start developing solutions

i think the problem is i dont have any ambition.

i just kinda want to survive. i dont particularly want children or a gf or to work on falling in love with someone i havnt met yet with all the times ive been burnt in the past. ive had jobs i should have loved but which just gave me social anxiety.

if i have a problem its certainly the lack of ability to identify my problem and act on it. equally both of those things.




Your prize is that you get to have a wank and a goon



I wanted a gf.



Jealous, where abouts


Spent 20 minutes learning the fortnite default dance the other night, pretty cool I guess



Hey I struggle with ambition and motivation too. In fact I've had major goals for over a year that haven't yet come to fruition. I'm super good/talented at artistic things but I can find it super difficult to find the ambition to consistently develop said skills.

Again, just try doing what confronts you (makes you anxious or is difficult) and if you like it attempt to do it more often. What else can you really do.

>lack of ability to identify my problem and act on it.

I get what you mean. My currently closest friend has been working on herself in regards to this for years and she has helped/assisted me through doing it myself. Good, compassionate, sincere friends are really useful to help with that.

Idk man, we've gotta take risks.


I already had my wank today, the erotic literature as so good I'm considering going back for more.



Adelaide Hills.



A useful skill for upcoming wars, remember to dance on the courses of your enemy.



Your gonna get me arrested cuz


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fine, here is your gf in fact here is 4 of them



A bit too distasteful for me, will probably only use it to form alliances with enemies


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You mean pf (poofter friend) right?


Here's your gf.


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fucking lol, looking up senate results and I see there is a senate candidate named Max Dicks

Monk please tell me you voted for him


Accidentally ate two boxes of puffy dogs bros



What are puffy dogs? hotdogs in pastry?




just had a wank

feeling vile



I had a second wank earlier, the erotica is too good.


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Just finished trolling a shit idpol lefty website, feels good man



you motherfucker



Good, good.


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Better catch some Zzz's


Just got home

Fairly maggoted boys

Might pull that all nighter


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Ex messaged me tonight

What a shit show



That's the greatest name I've ever heard




Spoiler: max dicks IS monk


Just thinking, as I wait for my sleeping meds to send me off to sleep - who do you hate worse neets - the liberals or the ALP? Given the bi-partisan to let global capitalism rape australia, I prefer labor and their support for the welfare system - if we're gonna get raped, I at least want a condom.



I really cant tell you, i was hoping for a hung parliament. i vote for labor before liberals but never put them as first although it doesn't matter in my electorate. in the senate i dont vote for either party.


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Hang over by the /pol/itics, come in store to seek refreshment!



Good morning friends.



Good morning.


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There is only one political organisation that matters and he has a store near (You)!



>a good buddhist will ignore it

A good Buddhist would acknowledge it but not let emotions dictate his response.



>waved coal around



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20% off my goon, today only!



>and european

Cap'n Cook cunts need to get the fuck out.



I bet that means all 5l goon only has 4l in it.



The meth inside is crystallised and is not a liquid. It is true you only get 4L.



It was really windy, I didn't hear any lightning though.



What a cunt, what the fuck?



Sounds like a scene when you are visited by RapeNEET.




He doesn't vote Labor for that reason.


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Now that tony is gone is time to start investing in Katter memes?


I wonder what Webby's first words to Craig will be, it will be the highlight of my week. If NK can make a good Craig mask for Craig Night perhaps Webby can show it to Craig.


Which reminds me. Boss and coworker went through old boss' work phones and shit and found his grindr, craigslist and linked in accounts.

He puts ads up for being called master and is in to barebacking, raw and 'breeder'. 'Breeder' I had to be informed about.



>found his grindr, craigslist

We knew it! It was only a matter of time until he tried to tap your potential!

>He puts ads up for being called master and is in to barebacking, raw and 'breeder'. 'Breeder' I had to be informed about.

That would make a nice banner. To reminisce about the time you almost got infected…



Did you already know what 'breeder' meant?



I did. Those people are very nasty. It is like trying to get back at other people because some cunt infected you.



Oh.. I thought it was like being in to creampies.



hmmm, I might be wrong. That is what came to my mind just then. It could be or it might not be. It is what came to mind when you said "raw" and wanting to be called "master" that those domineering types can be those people. Did he mention anything about a gift or present?



His thing is leaving the front door open. Kind of seems backwards if he wants to be the dominant dude.

They were talking about the messages and how midway through conversations there are messages like 'do you mind that master is over 50 with a slight stomach? and then some like sorry, fell asleep or went to hospital due to rolled ankle.



Well that shows it, I was wrong. But he's into high risk sex with strangers, the chance he is infected or is going to get infected is high.


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Who won the elections?


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About to have breakfast and then I'll be off to church


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Dan is the King, he doesn't need elections.


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I am thinking about going to Dan's to.



That's why he wins and when he doesn't Craig is there for those lost souls.


12 hour shift on Monday, looking forward to it


they are talking smack about Abbot on insiders



It's good that he's joined my team full-time, it will be a pleasure to work with him! Toiling away in the mobile clinic every weekday and the onion farm on the weekend.



Some serious questions have been asked that you have not responded to, have you wanked off any patients yet?


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At Church



Some may view this as sacrilege.


Taking doggo out in the new car. I hope he doesn't act a fool.



You should get some red jeans



I heard a lot of talk about him at my local cenno



Only if he doesn't clean up after a wank



Well bantered.


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Having a warm beverage



boong semen?


Who will be the new abo representative now that Tony is gone?



Fuck thinking about lunch and not certain what to get again…



I wonder who Craig voted for



Any party that decriminalises drug dealing but not using. He needs to keep his customers hooked.


C00N RAPE 3000



What a complex feel.



Tony will be back, under the NEET Party banner



based melbourne


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Either Katter or Morrison



As Prime Minister he could legally spear one of those and there is nothing that could be done about it.



This is true, that's how day of the spear protocol works


19 degrees today in Shitbourne, the election was a bit of a shitshow last night, need to do some washing today, might also visit Dan.


Communal goon cup



aboriginal rape ceromonies


Pious wank


Holy Ghost wank




I think this Wojack feel is depend on the age of the person wanking


I can never fully embrace these community outings such as going to church or volunteering because I was get asked about not having social media



Girls like social media you dumb dumb


>tfw not walking the biblumen track


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Look at this racist bitch



looks like a dude


I don't know what to do for the rest of the day, it takes too much effort to wank



have a wa* l**k



Post a vocaroo as you have been asked numerous times.



Probably is



*have a wank



It's just a slightly larger than normal clitoris.




incredibly low energy day wanted to go for a ride its sunny but my body is just aching has hit a wall from diet of shit food and goon a day… BAH


I hate Sundays


its all so that wierd time of the year where i have to leave home with shirts and short to not cook while riding hard and carry jeans and jumper in a bag to not get cold after dark…frustrating makes fitting a goon sack hard ontop of the clothing


May as well go home and have an hour-long wank


durry for breakky



Much loser and an apple on her neck to chew on when you're hungry.



>tfw quitting



A sad dwarf living a sad life.


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he looks more chad than me



Gets his own bottom wiper though.


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Love, If you hold my hand with grace






Sounds like he can just commit crimes and walk free though.


Just realised I have an assignment due today

Hmm maybe I could skip it



just do it you stupid cunt


Time for a wank



Fuck it



I hope you are not assignment due today neet



You're a fucken dickhead


I should quit my job and become a full time wanker


feel like a dominos binge



Garlic breads?




I'll do it tomorrow


It's difficult to stay focused on wanking



there is an extremely high chance of this happening if i doint get my ass together and cook


I wish I could have a more studious wank



You need to find a quiet isolated place where you have no choice but to wank



I don't buy food anymore, I just scavenge what I can from the wards


I too am contemplating a delivered breakfast

Need some durries too



is durry delivery possible?



stealing wanks from patients is one thing

stealing food from them is unconscionable



my pizza shop delivers smokes



Their manager is a very smart man


Scavenged wanks



they may even buy booze for regulars they can identify


Stolen Wankour



I never heard any thunder but there's were multiple flashes of light.



afaik I'd have to do it via an alcoholy delivery service

Might be easier (and cheaper) to walk to a bp




tsk tsk


thinking about a 12 pack



like what food is there ? decent ?


ha never heard of that. also i just feel intense sadness for all the migrants on the deliveroo bikes they look seriously unhappy the lot of them



>ha never heard of that

just a wog bloke who has owned the store for 40 years

i've seen him bash customers on at least 3 occasions






i estimate i have 2.5 litres of actually decent Hardys goon left. Once it hits 2:30pm im off to the races. Might brew some poppy tea and roll a spliff now to save me the effort later….

also i have to cook a decent home cooked meal later or my guts are just going shutdown…. thinking a decent chicken friend rice…




Wanna make chicken noodles for brunch but pretty certain the chicken is approaching off status










14:23 in bogan world


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her bobs move



>Wanna make chicken noodles for brunch but pretty certain the chicken is approaching off status

how old is the chicken?



From Monday or Tuesday I think



It's weird to see Eastern Time refered to as Bogan Time, though Queensland has annoyed many Vic Fags yesterday



If I had skill I'd replace the swirl with abo porn



yeah 3-4 days max for cooked chook


Finished my wank



Mostly sandwiches and wraps, they're alright


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well it wont get any less if you "off" if you dont use it now ! give it a go… i have pushed chicken pretty far being NEET and most people take food safety in this clean advanced first world nation too far

trick though is to get them to bag the breasts seperately and put straight into freezer




i was assuming it wasnt cooked was it ?


Thinking about my first wank in 2006




I had my first wank then too, we truly are all the same person



>i was assuming it wasnt cooked was it ?

1-2 days for raw



Nah fuck it its just some slimy slivers of chicken breast

Gonna smoke a cone and order a pizza, have me a chilled out seedy sunday




harris scarfe catalog, underpants lady section



My first wank has never been topped

it was all down hill from there



for me nothing beats 2003 - 2008 porn the whores were goddesses and the scenes were great.



Sometimes I go back and wank to the same things I did back then but it's never the same




haha me too In that I got raped


Going to try for a second wank



>That first wank when ya don't know what you're feeling and it's too intense so ya stop

>Compared to now when ya barely feel nothing when ya wank



im cooking 5 day old chicken tonight it will be fine my redline is a week and besides i dont have anything else


cook it now dont throw it out


was lucky enough to have a few girlfriends and hookups before social media ruined everything i try not to think about it

the last few flings / hookups i have had the women have been just been mental / broken / dont know how to have fun its totally put me off them. And even if i do somehow find a good one now i simply cant afford her. Fuck


Miss fappin it to NIna Hartley in year 9 before mum got home



>i try not to think about it

Think about it so you can tell us a bit more about it




Are you posting here while wanking?


>tfw no hapa gf




what's her name?



you vile creature


Wank brutality


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Zoe was the best fun and the best fuck i ever had. Rode bikes together, smoked together did cray shit together. Her ex was a constant source of trouble she was never over it and i didnt get a fair go.



is that a sex doll?



why don't you have pillow cases or bedding you scrubber?


fuck bros had a wank after all that talk now I feel vile


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>nurofen is a chad



I bet you were thinking impure thoughts while wanking. That is not the way.



imagine not knowing what a real girl looks like


it was her bed fool she was the scrubber and i had money at the time. I keep seeing this correlation between my finances and women. Weird huh ?



all nameneets are chads



She doesn't look like complete trash, goof job mate



except Monaro, fuck that beta



my mummybot is a girl and she doesn't look like that



it was a double penetration pmv


I can't focus on my wank, I keep getting distracted



you might have wank attention deficit disorder

see a gp asap


middle of the day and it's still trackies and blanket weather



One day you'll realise its always trackies and blanket weather



And hoodies if no blanket


Lifes what you make it and I wanna make it with you



>I keep seeing this correlation between my finances and women. Weird huh ?

I don’t.



That was the case for a year or so during my moody teenage days



Bitches love blokes on the dole


They call me the slayer.

The cunt slayer.


Need to decide between darts or a pizza if I want fuel for work next week

Thinking darts



Have a wank



That beta got laid before all of us.

He doesn't want to talk about it.



I'm in the process of a wank



chads can become incel neets and incel neets can become chads.


thanks mate, lost my liocence because of her tho :/


Pornhub embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Current #wank



people on newstart cant afford to run a car and you need a car if you want a proper girlfriend


lel…..your delusional report to infirmary


both ! and some midnight siphoning through garden hose



I have a car


I love houses bros

I love checking out sweet houses as I travel through life in Melbourne

We got some pretty decent houses in this city thats for sure



There are plenty of girls that dont. Thats an asset. Some just like a drive up the mountains to get away from it all. Its not hard.



I need to get my passenger side mirror fixed



its not fixed ? oh lawdy…



> in Melbourne

They are all almost connected to one another and have no land.



Complete nonsense

A city is not a CBD



3/10, apply yourself


Going on a NEET adventure to the servo


Having a grape


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It will be. we Koowloon naow



you are merely on a trip adventures happen late at night


nice im on my first cup of sauvignon blanc. i regret not going out for ride but my womb is so polluted


ok its now raining and my remorse has turned to into comfy thanks rain (cant tell shit our radar is down)

in other news my new neighbour across the road just came out with a "goon on rocks" singlet on to put the car window up. He is one of my people i should say hello some time.



I've got a similar neighbour. Hes often smoking darts outside and carrying slabs down the driveway

Always was nice and said hello to me, should ask him how hes doin


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fuck this shit bros




What if you two live next to each other

Or even worse are each other's roomates


Still on my second wank



thats gonna be a big cum cobba


Finished my second wank



That's a new depressed post.


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what if we are the same person and there is fight club level shit going on in my head ?


Having a draw


Having a beer




a-league grandy on soon



Doesn't seem like much of a cycle



Hopefully it goes a little better than 2012



Yeah no berisha to dive

not feeling too confident

carn glory anyway


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we will all be too old to fight when it comes bro



No real amount of land in suburbia either.



we're all too fat or mentally disabled now anyway


Met this 21 year old bird last night

She was fuckin hot but had a boyfriend, it was super weird talking to her anyway, she was such a typical uni child, I could not relate at all and she kept pushing this self-deprecating millennial humor about being broke and struggling but she lived at home so I was just cringing so hard the whole time



Did you fuck her boyfriend at least?



She wanted your boomer dick.🍆💦



At the very least he would have stole his wanks


The pizza is en route



I understand this feeling to an extent



same thing 2 weeks ago i was grinding this girl on the dancefloor and she was into it. Bought her a drink and she had a boyfriend…. they all have boyfriends … even the ones i got still think about there ex boyfriends…. its fucked shits fucked



Stop going for whores then.


I need to iron my waging shirt for tomorrow



So do I

I wore a hoody on friday on top of a collared shirt

Everyone else was formal but no one said anything

Hopefully before long I'll be dressing casual not only on Fridays



they are all whores. every single one of them. sorry to /ausneet/s who have girlfriends im sure she isnt a whore



no one here has a girlfriend though

Cruiseys Misso is actually just Obama hiding from Trump and Shire's misso Cindy is actually just John Howard in a wig


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Sunday arvo wage depression



Here is a list of NEETs I don't like:



Why are they all black?



He's a racist



>tfw cant even get on the hate list





Going to the servo for durries and thinking about enterprise cloud backup solutions


Thinking about this time i was chillling in abbortsford in melbourne smoking weed with my mate, this short little brunette hipster chick walked up and asked for a smoke. While my mate rolled her a skinny joint she kept eye fucking me on the sly and looked her up and down and gave her the eye. God damn she was a cutie, i should have asked her for her number.




Reminds me of a similar situation with a pixie hair chick who kinda shit tested me by walking away with a wink.

I just stood and watched as she disappeared forever


a girl once asked if i wanted a drink

i said i wasn't thirsty



>I just stood and watched as she disappeared forever

Feels bad man, i've done the same thing so many times, so many chances missed for not being confident.



She was thirsty tho 🍆💦😝


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Drink from us neet






stop with these vile hieroglyphs



looks cold already i would of been basking in that sun in a field every moment i could



Kinky boi



>asked her for her number.

you need to have facebook now fuck this gay earth

i have met two random QT3,14 already this year…. no facebook = no contact and its gone …

just need to find me a broke bike riding non sjw non facebook girlfriend whos got no tats and is attractive…. lol…



>tfw severely impressed



Everyone uses instagram now you boomer, facebook is dead. Good luck mate



Why isn't the impressed emphasised, is it because your depressed?



Where I lay

I wait for you






How do I get a gf without social media?



finger them on the dance floor



Have a social circle and talk to people? I have social media and don't have a gf so it's basically irelevant.



>tfw slightly depressed



Have a circle wank and cum on people



Wait until a girlneet pops up here and use your nameneet status to seduce her



>tfw gently caressed



Im called CHAD NEET now



I really wanna make a Craig mask now



You have to fight our current alpha dog neet for such a title



thx mate


social media isnt bad per say but one that isnt total glow in dark nigger hasnt manifested yet and reached critical mass… was thinking of giving Diaspora a go TBH might meet an open source hacker cutie


this is an option but requires drink moneez the mere NEET cannot afford


if this ever happens she will be 1000km away or AFP


Thinking about going for a third wank after I iron my shirt



>she will be 1000km away

Your cycling skills will put you at an advantage



Do it, I have wanked at least six times today.



Who would that be? I'm the alpha you just dont know it yet.




Do it.



never doing that again i used to work at Goldcoast and have a serious girlfriend at Strathpine (150km north) shit was fucking stupid but i just know half the fucking NPC on the roads and highway are doing something similar… fucking retarted



no one will follow you


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A spicy poo to finish off the weekend, did some cleaning after my hangover past and might reward myself with a succulent Chinese meal in the spirit of democracy



>I'm the alpha

oh really?



Everyone stop fighting about who the Alpha Chad NEET is

Everyone knows the most Chad NEET is Monk, followed by Weber and then NEETKing in 3rd



Bullshit im a natural born leader! Last week i was bossing two 33 year olds around, im 19.


Yes really


Actually going to BP now



the midlife crisis neets can't be tamed by a zoomer napoleon



Average quantity and higher quality.


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you were going an hour ago



now its an adventure !



get us some sniff aye




you dont need to sniff much ? its like you dont consume it all the gas most of it evaporates right ?





funny i never heard of this till recently… they sure have got it harsh out there

> no codeine

> no grog

> no fuel to sniff

fucking hell … fun police …



the vip tickets would be the way to go



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>tfw been traveling the country since 16


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>tfw been traveling the country for thousands of years, like this puddle the best



racism unna



dont they get cold ?


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Disgraceful unna white mans posion


Very cold especially in the desert, southerners had possum cloaks.


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It's time to head home


tfw no possum cloak


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> southerners had possum cloaks



YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This guy is playing in Adelaide in November. Might go and see him.



why the fuck have i never seen a possum cloak ? literally cant believe a fake version hasnt been culturally appropriated by a some SJW hipster brand and sold as high art…

eskimos and american indians all have dress… never seen any ancient unna fashion…



In NZ possum fur items are everywhere and you're encourage to kill them on sight.


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Yeah cuz good tucker too


People sell possum skin a fur, but dont think anyone makes coats. Make one your self unna.



This is why Possum doesn't post here anymore


>drunk at 6:30 on a sunday

Fantasizing about fucking off overseas for good


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>Make one your self unna.

i actually have some roof niggers that are pissing me off. fine idea


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Make sure you eat the meat and tan the hide properly. Wasted life is bad karma UNNA


Its summer timeeeee

And livin is easyyy



This is true, I have a very comfy possum fur beanie from NZ


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>tfw depressed about nogf

I'm going to ask a girl out on Tuesday. I'd much rather die than stay lonely much longer.



A girl you know or a stranger on the street?



I was just going to find one and ask her. Planning on rinsing and repeating until I get one.


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Best start off with one you're keeping in a well under your house. They have much more incentive to say yes. Then work your way up.



unlikely to work on sober girls, but let us know how it goes anyway



I'm not bad looking I'm just autistic in the imageboard sense. I pick up social cues usually but I'm unable to hold a conversation. I'm going to give it a go on a girl at uni and see if I can get her to come with me to the Adelaide museum. Be sure to bully me on Tuesday night if I don't give you an update.



Either GF2019 or SexualAssaultCharge2019 will result, the odds are good.



Good plan!



*the results are good



Purchased 2 tickets

Might have a GF by Nov 4. Might not either.



just tell her she has great tits and would she like to go out sometime, should work



I'm nearly 20 and still khv. Not too fussed about the sex but I really want affection. I've stopped drinking, started lifting. I was hoping the lifting discipline would carry over to uni work but it hasn't. I need to start studying more and spending less time fucking around on the internet.



>Adelaide museum

Have you been there recently? I went in 2009 and was disappointed it was nothing like I remembered as a primary school student.



I forgot purpose of my post, what I'm saying is that I think I'm approaching the Alamo. I will either succeed in life and get my shit together or end up a miserable failure. I'm starting to realize that I'm not a child anymore and I need to "pull up my bootstraps" so the boomers say.



worst case scenario give the ticket to me, we'll then hit the town after and yell at white cunts


Some fuckin fit orientals out in the city last night

I was thirstier than a dog checkin out their tight asses

HNNNGGGG fuckin want a tight asian bird on my dick brahs



I haven't been since primary school so I'm not sure. We could go for a walk by the Torrens instead I guess but that doesn't provide a series of conversational topics like the museum plus it seems more intimate.



Monk you absolute boong calm your dick down


I would love to have a gf and take her to a play.


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Take her on a drive out to Mildura Liquorland mate, it gives you plenty of time to talk but at the same time you don't need to make eye contact



Art Gallery next door is another option. Also free, unless there's an exhibition in the basement.


File: 234179e0203b409⋯.jpg (2.15 MB, 3463x1999, 3463:1999, 1558114274843.jpg)

Why always pics of her with kids after she decides to talk to me ;_;



what do you mean, is she a roastie slag with some kids

What you should do is date her, marry her, get her addicted to crack while you don't touch the stuff, try to make it seem as if her life is fucked and is in no state to raise kids while you had to part in it, then divorce her and take her kids



Yeah, I was thinking of doing both. Museum to assess her intelligence and art gallery for the personality.



She'd just leave you for a theatrechad. You need to keep women indoors and away from temptation



forget you do, that failure the best teacher is.



or you will just bore her to death



Shes a beautiful and wonderful girl

I had so many plans floating around in my idea of the future involving her and some kids and a house somewhere

Just didn't make the cut

Feels fucking bad man



what do you mean, did she reject you


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Just had a sensual wank in the shower, stroked my long fat cock till i came shooting cum down the drain.




who are you?



you've never heard of me


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Having a headache drunken wank



Roastie spotted



what makes you think i'd enjoy your company?


I've finished ironing my shirt


Time for wank number three



kek you started that 90 minutes ago


Underemployed, street walking, chadstone shopping wanker NEET



How many more can you do?



I am thinking about my 7th wank.



Or you could just fuck in the side street behind reds like a chad


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Wank for me daddy


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I hope that is just some very unfortunate lighting and not something else




Something caught you eye boys?


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This is why I like this place. If I say something I'll do it. Gooned up and a glass of whisky + knives ! Haven't cut myself yet….


5 days of wagery approach



whos the boomer on ya phone cuz


wish I could go to work with my blanket and trackies tomorrow



I would say he put it there while the screen was still on to look cool like the rest of the shot, didn't work of course


want to don blackface and bash panadol neet


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Neet work uniform is the best uniform.



I'll give ya 20 dollars if you do, just slap him around


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Hey neurofen neet this chick could be your new fling


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Succulent Chinese meal



have to wash my trackies tomorrow they are starting to stink bad




you should be using chopsticks


File: 5bbca2dac94322d⋯.jpg (105.54 KB, 665x1000, 133:200, spolier3.jpg)


Thats just a snack, im the whole meal hunney!


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Which decade will they ban the sale or use of cutlery in australia because it triggers chinks? 2030's, 2020's, before the end of this year?



There are some good looking asian qt's out there, but this isn't one of them.


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lighten up m8 I only mentioned chopsticks, christ are you so insecure you get upset by such a simple comment?



Chink confirmed.

Post bulge pics to prove otherwise.



kek, cut back on the caffeine mate




The models just look like ladyboys with that makeup


Wanked poo


Poo wanked


poo wanked poo who wanked poo



Thats what they is tho



That's because they are ladyboys



they are ladies



Always a good idea but there are worse addictions I should cut out before I kick the caffeine completely.


File: 1b63c0409e276dc⋯.jpg (1.36 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, image.jpg)


Alex Jones


I have been listening to AJ daily for at least a decade



never because all the spoons and shit are made in China and China wouldn't allow a cut to it's profits


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Here are some ladies



>Unironically listening to Alex Jones

Jesus fucking christ Nurofen, I understood most shit but this is gay


Forgot to do the laundry lol

Dirty shirt tomorrow


Convoluted wank






Old timey roasties


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw listening to semi-poofter music.


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File: 1993f56bed5adbb⋯.gif (224.1 KB, 680x498, 340:249, 13b.gif)

Tfw listening to 90's memphis rap



Are these some of them alt-right, nazi, green frogs I've been hearing so much about on the telly?


File: d8c412f743dfa84⋯.png (148.85 KB, 1400x900, 14:9, unna.png)


yes as is this one





That pepe was made by a leftist…. me



leftists are nazis now



Some are quite authoritarian but not nazi. Kill all white people!



>Protein powder

Just eat real food you mong cunt.



It's ok. You'll want two heaped scoops to get 50g protein though, so it's 50 serves not 100 as per the label.


I'm thinking of putting up some IRA styled posters for an abo liberation army. Aboriginal Liberationist Front with a spear and an L1A1 on the it like the old NSLF posters.



Will you continue this tradition at your new house?



I've been smashing the food, including six Chicken Periods a day but I don't think I'm getting enough so I think just a little bit will be enough.



>Everyone knows

You are rudely mistaken.



Oh yeah why not, go on then.


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>including six Chicken Periods a day

Good man, I have been doing the same. Raw I hope?



it's a good price for the brand



Wanked poo wanked poo what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they wank your poo






I scramble them and mix them in with a chopped up coles schnitzel.

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