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File: bb353ffdb33f6cf⋯.png (89.41 KB, 194x259, 194:259, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.271295

Someone always has to be in front.

OLD >>270541

Post last edited at

 No.271299

sa


 No.271301

best a


 No.271302

BE* in front.

I was rushing


 No.271303

File: 5a1ee09eef303da⋯.jpg (58.6 KB, 474x417, 158:139, abuse.jpg)


 No.271305

None of it matters ya fuckin votecucks


 No.271306

This wank won't wank easily


 No.271307

Been staring at the big hand

Waiting for the big hi-five

Only looking forward

To the Purgatory Drive

Between work and his low life

He don't want to be at home

So he drinks and takes his time

Under the fate of the road

Now he's taking a ride

Though he'd rather be dead

Lonely Sunset Drive's the only thing that's left


 No.271308

>>271305

Suck me off at the next station ya dumb dog, suck me off so hard.


 No.271309

Difficult wank


 No.271310

File: dd5db420d073de0⋯.jpg (113.52 KB, 768x960, 4:5, ewmtosf592gz.jpg)


 No.271311

File: 356668a4d33dc24⋯.jpg (1.1 MB, 1944x2592, 3:4, 2019-05-18 16.32.04.jpg)

Got a haircut after I voted, looks shit.

The chick kept trying to make conversation but the place was so loud I couldn't hear her so I just replied "yep" to most of what she said


 No.271312

>>271311

Better wait till next election until you can hit on her again you fuckin votecuck


 No.271313

File: b9baaf5f3b581bc⋯.jpeg (82.19 KB, 527x319, 527:319, unnna.jpeg)

>>271310

Day of the spear when?


 No.271314

>>271310

>Implying you would start an insurrection let alone go outside and interact with people.


 No.271315

>>271314

They call me Mad Max


 No.271316

>>271312

At least I won't get fined and can afford goon at the end of the week


 No.271317

>>271311

You should get some clippers, you could've done that at home.


 No.271318

>>271312

Fuck off back to Chinkland then if you don't want rights faggot.


 No.271319

File: 2ff54a7c8898a98⋯.jpg (62.14 KB, 700x467, 700:467, 11105672-3x2-700x467.jpg)

>>271313

>whyte man took our spears aye


 No.271320

>>271316

>at least I'm not a complete slave

lol


 No.271321

>>271310

Chad is Romanian?


 No.271322

>>271320

>at least I'm not a complete poofter


 No.271323

>>271318

>implying only gooks don't want to be slaves

pathetic lad


 No.271324

Taking a bread from the board until this bullshit election is over


 No.271325

>>271324

>he makes his decisions according to elections

pathetic


 No.271326

>>271324

the dinner rolls are better


 No.271327

File: 5a496d7c4c3ba53⋯.jpg (201.48 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, hillary tank.jpg)

Who is the Hillary Clinton of Australian politics?


 No.271328

>>271327

i would so do Hillary


 No.271329

File: 5a31d31e7c81d72⋯.jpg (332.58 KB, 947x925, 947:925, 4a9538b303e0be55331d8637e1….jpg)

>>271327

who cares but votecucks?


 No.271330

>>271328

you would fuck an exhaust pipe


 No.271331

File: 3334643e6eda4c1⋯.jpg (108.88 KB, 485x340, 97:68, hm.jpg)


 No.271332

>>271331

why are you spamming pictures of american politicians>


 No.271333

How was your mum today webbo


 No.271334

>>271319

racist dog

>>271321

It's a very similar flag but no that's the flag of the African Nation of Chad, not Romania


 No.271335

>>271327

Malcolm Turnbull


 No.271336

File: 93adb6f4deef058⋯.png (833.03 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2019-05-18-16-4….png)

>>271313

RIGHT NOW DOG!


 No.271337

>>271324

Yeah, it's gay.


 No.271338

>>271332

as if you wouldn't do her


 No.271339

>>271336

Based but the Abo should of gone after those racist Labour Cunts instead


 No.271340

>>271334

>Nation of Chad,

Oh, that makes sense.


 No.271341

>>271247

Yeah. Next election I might give postal voting a try. Assuming they don't ban early voting - why are there suddenly millions of people early voting?


 No.271342

File: 992b74821438dd4⋯.jpeg (112.01 KB, 960x857, 960:857, hilldawg.jpeg)

>>271328

She actually used to be a qt back in the day.


 No.271343

>>271341

More people work weekends also more people decide who they're voting for earlier and hence vote earlier


 No.271344

File: 8eeb057ef5a9989⋯.jpg (20.03 KB, 678x452, 3:2, abo_flag.jpg)

>>271336

>was allegedly called a "white dog" and attacked

ALWAYS WAS ALWAYS WILL BE


 No.271345

File: 8d8f06727b8b007⋯.png (152.05 KB, 328x279, 328:279, 4c.png)


 No.271346

Finished my wank


 No.271347

>>271311

OOOFFFF


 No.271348

File: bd16e2b1cfe2daa⋯.png (1002.35 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, NASBoongs1.png)

>>271336

Based Noongars


 No.271349

>>271347

For a (presumably) 30 year old you seem to use a lot of zoomer lingo.


 No.271350

>>271349

He's 38


 No.271351

>>271349

Also OOF isn't really kid lingo it's more early 20s lingo, if any thing "Zoomer" is more of a "Zoomer" term


 No.271352

>>271351

>Demographers and researchers typically use the mid-1990s to mid-2000s as starting birth years.

Early 20's are zoomers.


 No.271353

File: 3ed1e9e169264b0⋯.png (153.65 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 3ed1e9e169264b09af208278e8….png)


 No.271354

File: 758a4955f90d234⋯.png (5.58 KB, 210x240, 7:8, Soy.png)

>>271350

That just makes it worse.


 No.271355

File: 64fc723e56a8c84⋯.jpg (113.32 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, bm.jpg)

>>271354

I know


 No.271356

>>271346

Thanks for keeping us updated.


 No.271357

>>271352

I'm pretty sure demographers and researchers don't use the term "Zoomer"

The closest thing to a definition sees a Zoomer as someone who's around 10, so the 7-15 Mark while early 20's are described as Doomers


 No.271358

>>271348

>Heil Tony Boongler


 No.271359

>tfw no gf


 No.271360

File: 5b72cb445b8cf77⋯.jpg (33.82 KB, 835x394, 835:394, Image2.jpg)

libs are back in by the looks of it


 No.271361

File: 1a7d931b84bfecb⋯.jpg (29.04 KB, 678x452, 3:2, 1a7d931b84bfecb2cd34c3e822….jpg)

>Tony looks like he might go

Fucking racist rich cunts UNNA


 No.271362

>>271360

Please don't keep us updated.


 No.271363

>>271360

Liberals get biased early on since a lot more rural precincts report faster as well as have a clear winner, that said it's looking like hopefully a hung parliment though we lost Parliments finest Abo posting Shit Poster in the process


 No.271364

>>271362

Actually, do keep us updated if one nation or anning start winning.


 No.271365

File: 2f98ca13d1e91fb⋯.png (5.1 KB, 575x230, 5:2, weew.PNG)

what did they mean by this For you brainlets compare the votes with the percentages


 No.271366

Apathetic wank


 No.271367

Progress has come to a halt with the hapa girl, she was really talkative last time, but today she just kept to herself and didn't engage much. Don't know what to do perhaps it's time to move on


 No.271368

>>271364

Til the white cunts give it back it does not concern us.


 No.271369

>>271367

I think it is.


 No.271370

>>271369

>>271367

Call in when you have a spare minute to say hi but you have no reason to be there now.


 No.271371

File: 289a6362afe143f⋯.png (66.07 KB, 1047x588, 349:196, f.PNG)

I don't care if Sustainable Australia wins every seat somehow because there is nothing that will cheer me up from this

I didn't agree with you Tony but you were a good cunt and a living meme and it will be fucking gay to see you go


 No.271372

>>271367

maybe she was just having a bad day m8, we all have those when we dont wanna talk, give it a few more weeks before you give up cause you wont get anywhere like that


 No.271373

>>271371

how the fuck did this happen, Tony cant go…noooooo


 No.271374

>>271373

Racist Rich cunts voted a skiier

I mean why the fuck is there a skiier from a fucking beach electorate, it's fucking priviliged scum like her the reason why Abos will never get sovreignty


 No.271375

Calling it now, Coalition win and Labour cry some bullshit.


 No.271376

>>271357

I've always just seen "Zoomer" as a term to describe someone born into "Gen Z".


 No.271377

File: 61a9ccb80d8e200⋯.png (140.75 KB, 253x348, 253:348, Hmmmmm.png)


 No.271378

>>271375

It's looking like Hung Parliment with the unfortunate loss of Tony


 No.271379

>>271371

Perhaps it's for the best. Tony can finally retire out in a rural and remote aboriginal community and set up a proctology practice!


 No.271380

>>271379

there's going to be a shortage of latex gloves


 No.271381

>>271378

NAT, ONP and UAP will preference LNP. Greens will preference ALP. Independents will be all over the shop. While this election will see a move from the two major parties to the smaller factions, I think the Coalition will still win the 76 they need.


 No.271382

>>271379

More likely he'll join anning or pauline and get re-elected in a different seat.


 No.271383

>>271382

He should try and take New England off Barnaby


 No.271384

>>271382

Looks like we should get the ball rolling on the Australian NEETs Party and pick him up early


 No.271385

>>271384

smart neet


 No.271386

>>271376

That's what I thought it was about too.


 No.271387

>>271386

I think that's what it is, and considering those born after 95 are Gen Z I'm going to keep calling early 20's "Zoomers", contrary to the opinion of our young Zoomer friend: >>271357


 No.271388

File: a6ac89cf23f8d33⋯.jpeg (47.7 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 46E33DB8-9484-466F-BD00-2….jpeg)


 No.271389

Seroquel NEET, you ever mixed Seroquel and any benzo?


 No.271390

>>271384

I think I might try and unironically contact him, Tony would be a fucking shoe-in, for New England , and we can use Tony's brand to get NEETKing elected in Joondy


 No.271391

File: aca181570f8c712⋯.jpeg (99.65 KB, 500x750, 2:3, a6ac89cf23f8d336a96e8333e….jpeg)


 No.271392

>>271387

Most people my age hate fortnite despite that loving fortnite being a zoomer meme you boong


 No.271393

>>271392

>loving fortnite being a zoomer meme

A meme regarding your generation being untrue is irreverent to the fact that people who are early 20's are Gen Z.

t. tale-end, Gen Y (Millennial)


 No.271394

>>271372

He should just rape her when no one's around, then she will love him


 No.271395

>>271393

Sure but you haven't proved that Gen Z are Zoomers you boong


 No.271396

>>271391

1st prize


 No.271397

>>271390

I'll have to run in morley or something thou


 No.271398

>>271397

Run in Linginari


 No.271399

>>271389

He crushes them up and smokes them on top of backy bongs when he's out of dope.


 No.271400

>>271398

I'll run into a hospital and fuck all the boongs on dialysis


 No.271401


 No.271402

After hour phone excitement.

Ambulances and no response from management.

I call the shots.


 No.271403


 No.271404

>>271400

>all the boongs on dialysis

Hmm.

You seem to know the health concerns of unna well. There is a very high prevalence of boongs on dialysis.


 No.271405

I need to get a second job to take my mind off my crippling loneliness


 No.271406

File: 105bbf85c1b26b4⋯.png (27.45 KB, 590x485, 118:97, FireShot Capture 014 - Urb….png)

>>271395

>haven't proved

I can't convince you how to correctly interpenetrate internet slang, UD probably can't either but it's rather obvious unless you're an utter mong


 No.271407

It takes me nearly an hour to have 1 (one) wank


 No.271408

>>271406

>interpenetrate


 No.271409

>>271407

Ur dick is retarded


 No.271410

>>271406

Look what ever you boong


 No.271411

>Boongberra v Rabitboongs is literally just penalty goals at half time 6-4

wew


 No.271412

No one updated the roster to say that a guy isn't on shift tomorrow. I have no way of finding out if anyone is on and whoever is on will need to meet the participant if the guy has to go to hospital tonight.

Manager wont respond either, not that it'd help but fuck.

Fuck.

None of the support staff reply either because they're not at work and don't want me ringing on a Saturday night.

Good times.

And I do it for free.


 No.271413


 No.271414

Big Tones on the mic


 No.271415

File: 0f643585ea45175⋯.jpeg (248.35 KB, 580x563, 580:563, B2CABDE7-2E80-4C38-870E-E….jpeg)


 No.271416

>>271402

I call the wanks


 No.271417

File: 4b6608e5ef46a93⋯.jpg (74.42 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, w1200_h678_fmax.jpg)

>>271404

It's from Craig's inferior goon and Ross's mustard colored semen


 No.271418

>Jacqui Lambie will be back

fucking wew


 No.271419

>>271412

Just have a wank and flush the phone down the toilet


 No.271420

>>271417

>Ross's mustard colored semen

vile


 No.271421

FISTING FIST

……………….__

…………./´¯/'…'/´¯¯`·¸

………./'/…/…./……./¨¯\

……..('(…´…´…. ¯~/'…')

………\……………..'…../

……….''…\………. _.·´

…………\…………..(

POST THIS 10 TIMES IN 10 THREADS OR YOU ARE NOT INTO FISTING


 No.271422

File: 8b474c2babc24a7⋯.jpg (100.81 KB, 640x800, 4:5, colossal.jpg)

Seriously considering having an ice cream binge. Maybe with crushed peanuts and hershey's chocolate syrup. It's election night, so it won't count right?


 No.271423

Any of you lads bet on which pack of liars will win the election this year?


 No.271424

>>271423

Tv has already called it for LNP


 No.271425

>>271419

Cheers man, wish I could.


 No.271426

>>271424

betting is still open on ladbrokes


 No.271427

>>271421

>YOU ARE NOT INTO FISTING

Correct.


 No.271428

>>271427

You are therefore not into proctology


 No.271429

File: 51929af3b552038⋯.png (143.92 KB, 609x349, 609:349, hm.png)

What is this?

It happened when I right clicked.


 No.271430

>>271429

O R I B I T E R T A X


 No.271431

>>271422

Slide one of those umbrellas up your penis hole


 No.271432

>>271412

The hospital is responsible for people in there not you.

You need to ask your boss for clarification on what is and is not your responsibility with the after hours phone. If a shift wasn't completed get the person to complain and take that to management as a problem with who ever organisers. If that's you blame it on the employee not responding. Shift the blame, if people want to ignore you shift the shit back onto them.


 No.271433

It is well past my wagie bed time. Better get some sleep or I'll be even grumpier tomorrow. Good night.


 No.271434

>>271433

It's the weekend though?


 No.271435

>>271433

I wish I could work on the weekends as I have nothing else to do apart from getting ignored by hapas


 No.271436

File: c0eceb032d6a1e5⋯.png (134.91 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

50mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.271437

>>271436

>50mg

not throwing back 100mg a day


 No.271438

BOONGS ON PARADE


 No.271439

Going to go to church tomorrow morning, I need to occupy myself


 No.271440

>9 seats ahead

ALP on suicide watch.


 No.271441

>>271439

you work and volunteer all the time mate, don't you have any vices?


 No.271442

>Libs only need 5 seats now

Fuck, I'm calling it now looks like the Liberals win unfortunately with a majority

Hung Parliament is a no go unfortunately

>No Tony

>No Hung Parliment

This has been fucking shit, I hope we get good senate results at least


 No.271443

>>271432

He requires 24 hour care. So when he gets discharged tomorrow, if he gets admitted, he will need support staff to be with him at home.


 No.271444

>>271438

OF NORWOOD


 No.271445

>>271442

Fellow NEET called it well ahead of you >271378


 No.271446


 No.271447

>>271442

A loss by the liberals might have led to scomo being ousted once more in favour of Peter Dutton. Too bad.


 No.271448

I hope Tone starts posting here now


 No.271449

>>271448

>implying I'm not already


 No.271450

>>271448

>implying anyone would hire him


 No.271451

>>271448

Father and son reunion


 No.271452

>>271450

>implying we wouldn't


 No.271453

File: 7fea849f82d9a05⋯.png (535.53 KB, 1023x576, 341:192, ClipboardImage.png)

>>271449

Shire and Cindy


 No.271454

File: 43dd9e92abf2b7a⋯.png (295.02 KB, 1580x1624, 395:406, b2a4d65ec698deb601bc35b9b4….png)

poo poo pee BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP


 No.271455

>>271454

you're a weird cunt aye


 No.271456

>>271455

He is the face of Australia's future.

He is the guy who will be running running the show one day.


 No.271457

>>271456

Imagine NK running for parliament and his entire neet gen posting history being front page news


 No.271458

>>271457

>Breaking News

>Senator Nathan King has made a dramatic statement on the racist website 8chan

>He had this graphic message for everyone "I took a big poo, it hurt my bum"


 No.271459

<LNP/Coalition at 70 seats


 No.271460


 No.271461

tfw no boong prime minister


 No.271462


 No.271463

>>271459

73 on the ABC, with 7 seats in doubt

Current swing shows LNP 76 ALP 69 GRE 1 KAT 1 CA 1 IND 4

>>271461

We had Tony but Jew Turnbull got rid of him for being to UNNAcore


 No.271464

File: 8a273d32ac7a683⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_2019-05-18-19-1….png)

UNNA!


 No.271465

>>271463

>Current swing shows LNP 76

>majority government

#get rekt


 No.271466

>>271454

His head can do a 360?


 No.271467

>>271464

that's a big walkabout unna


 No.271468

>>271464

>2594

Either you're a SA Cunt and she's a WA cunt or you're a Bris Cunt and she's a Indonesian Cunt


 No.271469

>>271454

Thanks for posting my OC, I thought it'd never see the light of day again


 No.271470

File: ba4f437cae60b4e⋯.jpg (44.53 KB, 696x388, 174:97, 2019-05-18 21.39.22 boards….jpg)

SMUG

DUTTON IS SMUG

GOD BLESS DEMOCRACY

GOD BLESS QUEENSLAND


 No.271471

>>271470

he looks like an ayy lmao


 No.271472

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I have a miata. Do I dare?


 No.271473

>>271472

livestream it for us

don't actually


 No.271474

>>271472

You don't have a Miata you have a MX-5. get out of here seppo scum

yes


 No.271475

Finally got a support worker to do tomorrow's shift. Hopefully no one else is rostered. This fucking roster team (me included) is shit. We can't continue having multiple people doing it and relying on one another to make changes.

If there is a support worker there tomorrow when this other one rocks up, he is going to be so fucking pissed.


 No.271476

>You cunts unnaposting on /pol/

glorious UNNA, day of the spear when?


 No.271477

lol, even aussie /pol/lacks can't hack UNNA supremacy.

They need to be taught.

>>>/pol/13290678


 No.271478

File: 2899df23439a72c⋯.jpg (43.94 KB, 700x393, 700:393, 2019-05-18 21.52.55 boards….jpg)

JOHNNY IN DA HOUSE !


 No.271479

File: af1e25582528528⋯.jpg (42.82 KB, 699x391, 699:391, 2019-05-18 22.03.10 boards….jpg)

A TALE OF TWO STATES


 No.271480

File: c90bcbac99b4271⋯.gif (3.28 MB, 635x640, 127:128, 1557646502531.gif)

Nuke queensland


 No.271481

File: f619e8f4509ad69⋯.jpg (12.16 KB, 340x227, 340:227, Tony2.jpg)

>>271480

>Not nuking Melbourne


 No.271482

File: 1685b8cd767842c⋯.png (131.94 KB, 327x394, 327:394, alp-fail.png)

>>271440

Seriously, does labor ever actually win elections?


 No.271483

>>271468

She lives beneath the surface of the earth


 No.271484

>>271481

Melbourne is good tho gubba


 No.271485

File: c171d69722b66c6⋯.png (582.36 KB, 1806x911, 1806:911, 1558180678317.png)

>>271480

be carefull fren we are already weaponizing tonights memes and they can be deployed anytime Dutton says the word.


 No.271486

File: da157177987792d⋯.png (2.63 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1557058106879.png)

>>271484

>Melbourne is good tho gubba

Open your eyes unna


 No.271487

File: 9d7600211bc42b3⋯.png (186.91 KB, 350x368, 175:184, oicunt.png)


 No.271488

so unna posting has taken 8/pol/ do ya dawgs think we can take over half/pol/


 No.271489

>>271485

You would think that they would realise the problem is the fact that they can't convince anyone think what they think


 No.271490

>>271488

>1488 get

Perhaps we can.


 No.271491

File: 3b5678c80e133b5⋯.jpg (202.62 KB, 1181x879, 1181:879, chinked.jpg)

>>271486

The melbourne electorate where I grew up now has two chinks fighting over it. There's just no point voting. Truly now is the twilight of western civilisation.


 No.271492

>>271491

Fucking christ.

JUST


 No.271493

File: 171bbf529f16464⋯.png (81.51 KB, 791x356, 791:356, You have a choice.png)


 No.271494

File: fc6e51db12b5766⋯.png (501.33 KB, 480x854, 240:427, cutie.png)

>>271486

She a cutie tho


 No.271495

>>271491

Muh western civilisation!

>>271493

Vote gubba unna


 No.271496

>>271493

High quality

>>271494

Yeah but no doubt she's a BLACKED roastie


 No.271497

File: 43813b27e9a1a8d⋯.png (218.99 KB, 599x337, 599:337, 1543703872839.png)

File: 7111751a9ad9269⋯.jpg (101.41 KB, 1024x993, 1024:993, if only you knew how nice ….jpg)

File: 82ddff09a12e709⋯.png (302.77 KB, 510x562, 255:281, i-it feels so good.png)

File: fb0514e21d42fde⋯.jpg (29.09 KB, 335x430, 67:86, nice.jpg)

>Sky News: Coalition has won election

Is this what winning feels like?


 No.271498

File: 46fa4e714ffd12f⋯.gif (134.03 KB, 500x375, 4:3, so close.gif)

>>271491

Mass Effect 3 political parties, lmao


 No.271499

>>271496

Nah dude, thats just a sterotype porn addicted racists come up with. She looks wholesome.


 No.271500

I just want to have a snooze


 No.271501

So wfd will still be around?


 No.271502

>>271497

>That second picture.

Fuck I love Steve.

>>271499

Doubtful, I don't know any wholesome women that actively protest.


 No.271503

>>271502

You don't know any women who protest, virgin.


 No.271504

>>271503

Stop projecting, you're also a virgin


 No.271505

>>271503

Well I know feminists who protest, they're not what I'd describe as women.


 No.271506

File: a92e0a2482de582⋯.png (12.19 KB, 300x100, 3:1, banner.png)

>>271496

It might be some of my best work yet.


 No.271507

>tfw never had a gf


 No.271508

>>271506

UNNA/10


 No.271509

File: 505f7e17ab5296a⋯.jpg (77.48 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1331441132516.jpg)


 No.271510

I mak da poop oo


 No.271511

I don't really have an unna gf folder

>200000


 No.271512


 No.271513

>>271504

Indeed i am

>>271505

Sure, what do describe women as? Jannies don't count faggot.

>>271506

Good sniff unna


 No.271514

>>271510

Mo tee, it was da big poo and splashed in de toilet making dat noise and tings


 No.271515

>>271506

Replace malcom with tones


 No.271516

File: bdedd3c5d39184f⋯.png (302.74 KB, 1032x1242, 172:207, 1553904578926.png)

>>271507

>Tfw never had a wank


 No.271517


 No.271518

BILLARY IS ABOUT TO GET SHORTENED !


 No.271519

Can't sleep and can't wank


 No.271520

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>271519

JUST WANK TO THE NEWS

MY DICK IS ROCK HARD


 No.271521

>>271513

>faggot.

Says Zoomer who admits he's a virgin.

>what do describe women as?

>Doesn't feel the need for drugs, promiscuity or 3rd wave feminism.

>Wants kids.

>Doesn't dye/shave their hair

>Birthing hips and milking tits.

>Isn't vegan.

>Isn't influenced by media.

>Monogamous.


 No.271522

File: 4aafe15cbf49d74⋯.jpg (28.96 KB, 502x442, 251:221, 15977595_120599858447390_6….jpg)

File: 19822b21473fd05⋯.jpg (102.18 KB, 1010x575, 202:115, 2019-05-18 23.00.41 www.yo….jpg)

GREENS GET THE SAME VOTES AS BOB KATTERS PARTY


 No.271523

>>271519

The erotica was very arousing.


 No.271524

>>271523

Mid UNNA extremism and misso barges in. Fucking scared the fuck out of me.


 No.271525

File: dc01be0a744f35a⋯.jpg (174.79 KB, 736x475, 736:475, NEET shoah.jpg)

So are you Work for the Dole ready neeties?


 No.271526

File: ddcaa2fc5c9f122⋯.jpg (65.87 KB, 1008x567, 16:9, 2019-05-18 23.16.24 www.yo….jpg)

BUMBLING IMBECILE ON SKY NEWS

CONROY CENSORED 8CHAN NEVER FORGET !!


 No.271527

>>271524

Livestream it


 No.271528

>>271525

>So are you Work for the Dole ready neeties?

Yes.


 No.271529

File: 7fdfbe5b2efa942⋯.jpg (37.84 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 8263e89b312eca2f51001c8f95….jpg)

CAN'T BELIEVE ME BOY TONES LOST UNNA


 No.271530

Glad the election is over.

See you all tomorrow, good night friends.


 No.271531

File: fe44d8f84c19a9f⋯.jpg (95.17 KB, 1010x567, 1010:567, 2019-05-18 23.32.00 www.yo….jpg)

*HONK*


 No.271532

>>271522

Greens always have the same number of House Seats as Katter

The Real fun will be seeing Pauline Gettin another 4 senate seats


 No.271533

>>271531

I live in this seat, it's all honk honk until it happens in your neck of the woods.


 No.271534

Bilbo BTFO


 No.271535

>>271533

im so sorry fren

>>271534

Billary


 No.271536

>>271535

I didn't vote for any of those gook skanks, informal in the house of reps and Anning in the senate.


 No.271537

bill collins


 No.271538

File: 1d053c560e254cc⋯.png (12.92 KB, 277x302, 277:302, weww.PNG)

>there is a suicide hotline sidebar on the ABC website now

wew


 No.271539

>>271536

Good man, I also voted Anning in the senate.


 No.271540

>>271536

if your on 8ch i simply would not expect anything less

>>271538

> im literally shaking


 No.271541

>>271536

same except I put dick above anning


 No.271542

>>271538

If I were suicidal I certainly wouldn't be swayed to contact a hotline due to ABC advertising it.

Probably do more good advertising that over on Youtube or Twitch.


 No.271543

liberal won the election. no extra dole moneys so i guess ill be with you guys for at least the next 4 years. my vote hasnt been counted yet because i voted early to avoid normie crowds but i live in socalist shitbourne so i guess it wont matter anyway

but 73% in QLD? what is wrong with you people? i thought a few more people would care about climate change typhoons and floods or at the VERY least transitioning from coal to renewables even if you dont believe in facts… but 73% ? why? how? ive never been to QLD but why is it so different to the other states?


 No.271544

File: 3d257ebc31e32c0⋯.jpg (76.57 KB, 1008x574, 72:41, 2019-05-18 23.52.50 www.yo….jpg)

SMUG JOHNY


 No.271545

>>271544

why do you personally pay to watch facist propaganda on TV? is it to get game of thrones for $50 a month?


 No.271546

>>271545

its a stream faggot and it was worth it to watch it ans see steven conroy shit his fucking pants and based graham richardson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXTjf6nImpI


 No.271547

>>271546

> steven conroy

im glad that little shits gone. i never liked him.

he seemed too conservative/a bit phychopathic. like the CTO who burns down the office when he gets moved to another project but still keeps his job


 No.271548

>>271544

GIVE OUR GUNS BACK YOU MANLET CUNT


 No.271549

>>271533

>>271531

didnt the liberals also run a chinese woman in chisolm? or is this another one?


 No.271550

>>271548

oi calm down cunt bring it up at the next meeting and instead maybe we can bring a couple guns back each for anyone whos been living ruraly for the last 25 years if you promise never to share them with anyone without a licence. maybe you can even have some fun ones.

no one cares about your toys as long as they dont hurt anyone… which they did.


 No.271551

>>271549

Both liberals and labor ran a chinese woman, just fuck my democracy up.


 No.271552

>>271543

eh, ride the wave. We're not here for long.

The earth will be fine and life will evolve regardless of our influence.

Hell, in regards to climate change it's a fluctuation, ice ages and melting ice caps have been a thing long before modern humans were around. I'm almost certain that there have been periods in earths history when there has been larger amounts of CO2.

If you're interested in making a dramatic impact on "climate change" then either advocate bombing India and China or move there yourself and sabotage their shit from the inside. You could become a solar panel merchant in those countries, see if you make an impact.

Sadly there's not much we can really do in Australia, I agree with stopping the selling and establishment of resources to these countries.

But alas, everything is futile in the end.


 No.271553

>>271551

> against each other !!

it neutralised their diversity and vagina pounts… genius … yang couldnt even speak engrish


 No.271554

>>271552

worry about the zeta reticulans more motha fucker


 No.271555

>>271551

>Both liberals and labor ran a Chinese woman

Now, more then ever, we need a Australian NEETs Party where we can advocate NASBoongs.

We'll run multiple Aboriginal candidates with NKas the Party leader of course.


 No.271556

>>271554

>zeta reticulans

Please enlighten me, for I am uninformed.


 No.271557

File: 84158a966d0cf3e⋯.jpg (280.29 KB, 765x742, 765:742, 1552527577380.jpg)


 No.271558

>>271557

Oh, so some Starship Trooper tier shit?

I'd sign up to kill some bugs.


 No.271559

>>271552

>there have been periods in earths history when there has been larger amounts of CO2.

yeah there have and i hate to say the cliche but this time the change is so fast that its going to extinct a huge proportion of life of earth.

thanks tho. even if we do go eventually it may'swell've just been from nukes or fire ants or something. you dont know how ez it is to make it if you move to china. i heard if you dont mined about the poison air you can be an english teacher and white monkey one day and a millionaire the next by selling poisonous noodles or NZ mountain air or something and then poor again the next. plus yer 400m tonnes from national emissions 1.2b from exports wtf

that said

point was i am still way more worried about my NEETbux and being interned in a work for the dole labour camp than some monkeys or chinks dying though… i might write a letter to someone explaining how hopeless my situation is. maybe they wont just tell me to get a job :(


 No.271560

>>271559

800m from exports*

1.2b total


 No.271561

File: 45abacc38494b73⋯.png (276.73 KB, 480x646, 240:323, binthots.png)

Hot melbourne sluts


 No.271562

>>271557

i dont have the exetential capacity for this level of horror. i'd rather worry about something almost certain to happen like the anthropocene extinction.

of course, theres always room for aliens in fantasy though. whos to say before the last million humans die from radiation or poisoned air or lack of food that aliens wont come down and abduct half a city for 'reasons'


 No.271563

>>271531

Chinks are fucking ugly man


 No.271564

>>271561

They sure do love dumpsters


 No.271565

>>271561

a kinda left wing girl i banged teased me that i was blacklisted from that app coz i swiped right or implied i practiced wrongthink or something

ive never felt the incel rage more than when i think of her


 No.271566

>>271565

Mmmkay


 No.271567


 No.271568

Hello friends, haven't been visited for a while because sissy was mad at me and confiscated her laptop from me

do you really get a fine for not voting?


 No.271569

>>271545

Sky isn't fascist you boong they're capitalist cucks


 No.271570


 No.271571

File: ea3075681b00e92⋯.jpg (386.7 KB, 1024x694, 512:347, 539721777.jpg)

>>271544

He's thinking about all the young boonga boys hes having for dinner


 No.271572

https://scarletblue.com.au/escorts/male-escorts/wa/perth

Yummy yummy fill the neets with cummy! 🍆💦💦😈😝


 No.271573

File: 52774794c9d22ab⋯.jpg (46.91 KB, 640x631, 640:631, peppoo.jpg)

>>271552

Remember when the ozone layer was burning up? then it stopped burning up…


 No.271574

>>271570

Damn I thought it was just democratic propaganda


 No.271575

File: 30ad2a5401b763a⋯.jpg (272.79 KB, 1340x996, 335:249, spoiler.jpg)

Any of you handsome fellas hungry?


 No.271576

>>271552

take the vargpill


 No.271577

>>271559

>this time the change is so fast that its going to extinct a huge proportion of life of earth.

No idea if that's true, I feel like a super volcano would be much faster in distribution of CO2 and speed of extinction. But again, I believe almost 99% of life that has ever existed on earth has either already gone extinct or evolved rapidly respectively.

>you can be an english teacher and white monkey one day and a millionaire the next

I have heard this too, however while I'm alive I intend to help my own country and race, I have no aspirations for wealth or multiculturalism.

>plus yer 400m tonnes from national emissions 1.2b from exports wtf

Mmmmm, It's a bit of a black-pill, I can't see anything you do on a personal in relation to reducing single-use plastic or emissions (driving a car etc) would have a decent aspect. Like I said, it's essentially futile.

>worried about my NEETbux

Start studying, or get an apprenticeship, there are so many options/pathways you could take to earning an income, hell start a youtube channel even.

If you can't work due to serious reasons such as mental or psychical health then DSP could be an option.

Again, eh.

Do whatever makes you happy while you're still alive.


 No.271578

I voted for CEC (Citizen Electoral Council)) and did a pitty preference vote for Pauline Hanson. Are we neets done for with the Coalition winning the election?


 No.271579

>>271568

fucking sick of little bro literally giving me the cold shoulder while i lend him my laptop. he could be a little thankful and loving but no, he comes in to tell me what a piece of shit neet i am so i confiscated it from him. go buy your own ya normie fucker.


 No.271580

>>271575

Was this Nick Xenophon's ad for the election, why didn't he win?


 No.271581

>>271576

And play with swords outside while selling D&D books online?

Actually sounds kinda comfy


 No.271582

>>271578

Yeah, I'm hoping to get in contact with Tony soon, once contact is made we'll start a new party for aboriginal rights


 No.271583

BOONGS MAKING BRICKS

UNNAS SUCKING DICKS


 No.271584

>>271579

Post elbow, tranny


 No.271585

>>271577

>Mmmmm, It's a bit of a black-pill

when i see black pill issues like this i just choose to look at them and still take the red pill.

sure evil can exist in the world, but a good buddhist will ignore it… or something. uknowwhatimean.

>can't work due to serious reasons such as mental or psychical health

maybe im not that bad. maybe not. i just hope i can get out of this state soon.


 No.271586

Thoughts on this https://tottnews.com/2019/02/26/china-social-credit-system-in-australia/

China has been developing what some are describing as a chilling digital dictatorship, with a new national system that monitors all citizens on a 24/7 basis and ranks them on their behaviour set to be fully operational by 2020.

Underpinning the new system is the latest advancements in facial recognition and biometric technology, a national model that some argue mirrors new programs currently being introduced in Australia under the guise of ‘safety and security’.

Could Australia be incrementally setting up a blueprint for a similar system here in the future? In the following subscription piece, we explore the latest developments in digital surveillance from both countries.


 No.271587

>>271578

we still dont know that the minor parties wont have the balance of power in at least one of the houses. only the 3 majors and palmer had a rep in my lower house seat and there were just too many seats in the upper to vote beyond 30 for me.

im sure i missed a few minor parties like this one. its such a shame coz its mainly just the voting format they give us that stopped me voting exactly how i should have. like, cant they have a computer with a printer in the corner or something they u tick the boxes on the pc and print it out? even in a mainly empty station it still feels like im being judged for taking too long when i vote.

maybe this is actually a serious issue?


 No.271588

>>271553

My mum said she saw the lib candidate when she went to early vote on Friday and apparently she wasn't all to good in the English department either.

>>271555

This is a good idea.


 No.271589

>>271578

> Are we neets done for with the Coalition winning the election?

im hopeful for the PM even though he waved coal around and said anyone who doesnt try basically deserves death. he promised to get rid of the 20 job apps a fourtnight so maybe he will make some kind of consession on public housing?

god knows the country can afford SOME kind of action for useless NEETs. it should be fucking easy.


 No.271590

File: 6dfe762cf712527⋯.png (33.04 KB, 680x748, 10:11, tony.PNG)

Should I send this message to Tony, NEETs?

The mobile number is fake and the first neet to figure out what that address is wins a prize


 No.271591

File: 65414bc587f5d10⋯.jpg (28.46 KB, 274x274, 1:1, 1293260390008.jpg)

>>271586

>Could Australia be incrementally setting up a blueprint for a similar system here in the future? In the following subscription piece, we explore the latest developments in digital surveillance from both countries.

ohnonononononononono


 No.271592

>>271590

Dans joondy


 No.271593

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Vr1mfnWVY

>hawke created growth and got business and unions and busienss to agree to redistribute that growth

(as long as it happened, which it did)

>trump understood the contested space

>we have a contested political space that we hadnt seen back then

(in the neoliberal days of hawke)

this big brain stuff is too big brain even for me


 No.271594

File: 9568147adff4f81⋯.jpg (123.76 KB, 420x272, 105:68, download.jpg)

>>271585

>i just choose to look at them and still take the red pill.

I get this, the more I've looked into these issues, the more I start to take the white pills. I really disagree with letting the people who are responsible for these issues into our country and my life.

>a good buddhist will ignore it

Except for that one that lit himself on fire in protest.

>uknowwhatimean.

Regardless of what I think/said, I do.

>i just hope i can get out of this state soon.

Everyone's got their problems, I was pretty skitzo for a few years there.

It's a cliche and said very often but my advice would be to identify your problems, find solutions and start developing solutions. Any positive development help, the more you change for the better the more you're generally inspired to keep going further forward.

For me It was moving back home, quitting weed and doing body weight exercises daily. Everything's been improving from my own acknowledgement of my problems.

But remember:

everything in moderation

Including moderation


 No.271595

>>271590

>>271592

Whats my prize? you boong.


 No.271596

>>271589

>he promised to get rid of the 20 job apps a fourtnight

I've been on 3 a fortnight ever since I changed to a Disability Service Provider.

>>271590

Do it you boong.


 No.271597

>>271586

>Implementing Chink policy

WW3 when?


 No.271598

Suddenly got very foggy out

quite comfy silent hill feel


 No.271599

>>271598

There is a bit of (what I can only assume is) lightning going on outside.

Either that or the locals are having a good time.


 No.271600

>>271594

>find solutions and start developing solutions

i think the problem is i dont have any ambition.

i just kinda want to survive. i dont particularly want children or a gf or to work on falling in love with someone i havnt met yet with all the times ive been burnt in the past. ive had jobs i should have loved but which just gave me social anxiety.

if i have a problem its certainly the lack of ability to identify my problem and act on it. equally both of those things.


 No.271601

>>271592

>>271595

Your prize is that you get to have a wank and a goon


 No.271602

>>271601

I wanted a gf.


 No.271603

>>271599

Jealous, where abouts


 No.271604

Spent 20 minutes learning the fortnite default dance the other night, pretty cool I guess


 No.271605

>>271600

Hey I struggle with ambition and motivation too. In fact I've had major goals for over a year that haven't yet come to fruition. I'm super good/talented at artistic things but I can find it super difficult to find the ambition to consistently develop said skills.

Again, just try doing what confronts you (makes you anxious or is difficult) and if you like it attempt to do it more often. What else can you really do.

>lack of ability to identify my problem and act on it.

I get what you mean. My currently closest friend has been working on herself in regards to this for years and she has helped/assisted me through doing it myself. Good, compassionate, sincere friends are really useful to help with that.

Idk man, we've gotta take risks.

>>271601

I already had my wank today, the erotic literature as so good I'm considering going back for more.


 No.271606

>>271603

Adelaide Hills.


 No.271607

>>271604

A useful skill for upcoming wars, remember to dance on the courses of your enemy.


 No.271608

>>271590

Your gonna get me arrested cuz


 No.271609

File: f644464e734b912⋯.jpg (120.85 KB, 700x684, 175:171, f644464e734b912bafe606c8d0….jpg)

>>271602

fine, here is your gf in fact here is 4 of them


 No.271610

>>271607

A bit too distasteful for me, will probably only use it to form alliances with enemies


 No.271611

File: 1d874301630bb55⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.19 KB, 700x466, 350:233, unnaqt2.jpg)

File: 6a34ee1c75a23e8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 37.38 KB, 460x691, 460:691, unnaqt1.jpg)

>>271609

>gf

You mean pf (poofter friend) right?

>>271602

Here's your gf.


 No.271612

File: 319237048617a53⋯.mp4 (350.69 KB, 480x608, 15:19, dc65a086a30c6b09.mp4)

>>271610

I FUCK THE BRAINS I MAKE IT CUM

I FUCK THE BRAINS WITH MY AUTOMATIC GUN


 No.271613


 No.271614

poo


 No.271615

File: a791009828da5f0⋯.jpg (7.79 KB, 240x210, 8:7, images (1).jpg)

FARKIN TONY CAME HOME PISSED AS A RAPED CUNT AND BASHED MY CUNT!


 No.271616

File: 37245f8eb78e1db⋯.png (88.52 KB, 1357x703, 1357:703, max dixks.PNG)

fucking lol, looking up senate results and I see there is a senate candidate named Max Dicks

Monk please tell me you voted for him


 No.271617

Accidentally ate two boxes of puffy dogs bros


 No.271618

>>271617

What are puffy dogs? hotdogs in pastry?


 No.271619

>>271618

yeah

just had a wank

feeling vile


 No.271620

>>271619

I had a second wank earlier, the erotica is too good.


 No.271621

File: 431d935f85c71df⋯.jpg (198.46 KB, 888x894, 148:149, 1555248568038.jpg)

Just finished trolling a shit idpol lefty website, feels good man


 No.271622

>>271621

you motherfucker


 No.271623

>>271621

Good, good.


 No.271624

File: d375acf44ca5c56⋯.jpg (33.35 KB, 450x253, 450:253, doomed.jpg)

Better catch some Zzz's


 No.271625

Just got home

Fairly maggoted boys

Might pull that all nighter


 No.271626

File: d66974102d1974e⋯.jpg (382.59 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, 1554923134320.jpg)

Ex messaged me tonight

What a shit show


 No.271627

>>271616

That's the greatest name I've ever heard

MAX DICKS


 No.271628

>>271616

Spoiler: max dicks IS monk


 No.271629

Just thinking, as I wait for my sleeping meds to send me off to sleep - who do you hate worse neets - the liberals or the ALP? Given the bi-partisan to let global capitalism rape australia, I prefer labor and their support for the welfare system - if we're gonna get raped, I at least want a condom.


 No.271630

>>271629

I really cant tell you, i was hoping for a hung parliament. i vote for labor before liberals but never put them as first although it doesn't matter in my electorate. in the senate i dont vote for either party.


 No.271633

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

Hang over by the /pol/itics, come in store to seek refreshment!


 No.271634


 No.271635

Good morning friends.


 No.271636

>>271635

Good morning.


 No.271637

File: fa5f3925e14612d⋯.jpg (145.49 KB, 600x450, 4:3, facc631ea1b7bb0a17488b98c6….jpg)

There is only one political organisation that matters and he has a store near (You)!


 No.271638

>>271585

>a good buddhist will ignore it

A good Buddhist would acknowledge it but not let emotions dictate his response.


 No.271639

>>271589

>waved coal around

R.A.P.E


 No.271640

File: 589bab54b42e654⋯.png (207.4 KB, 372x375, 124:125, 4d7b10200732ea712d1679f753….png)

S P E C I A L

20% off my goon, today only!


 No.271641

>>271590

>and european

Cap'n Cook cunts need to get the fuck out.


 No.271642

>>271640

I bet that means all 5l goon only has 4l in it.


 No.271643

>>271642

The meth inside is crystallised and is not a liquid. It is true you only get 4L.


 No.271644

>>271606

It was really windy, I didn't hear any lightning though.


 No.271645

>>271626

What a cunt, what the fuck?


 No.271646

>>271644

Sounds like a scene when you are visited by RapeNEET.


 No.271647

>>271646

>>271629

He doesn't vote Labor for that reason.


 No.271648

File: a102c8444f6d68a⋯.jpg (146.36 KB, 801x672, 267:224, a102c8444f6d68adc0fe7f7f54….jpg)

Now that tony is gone is time to start investing in Katter memes?


 No.271649

I wonder what Webby's first words to Craig will be, it will be the highlight of my week. If NK can make a good Craig mask for Craig Night perhaps Webby can show it to Craig.


 No.271650

Which reminds me. Boss and coworker went through old boss' work phones and shit and found his grindr, craigslist and linked in accounts.

He puts ads up for being called master and is in to barebacking, raw and 'breeder'. 'Breeder' I had to be informed about.


 No.271651

>>271650

>found his grindr, craigslist

We knew it! It was only a matter of time until he tried to tap your potential!

>He puts ads up for being called master and is in to barebacking, raw and 'breeder'. 'Breeder' I had to be informed about.

That would make a nice banner. To reminisce about the time you almost got infected…


 No.271652

>>271651

Did you already know what 'breeder' meant?


 No.271654

>>271652

I did. Those people are very nasty. It is like trying to get back at other people because some cunt infected you.


 No.271655

>>271654

Oh.. I thought it was like being in to creampies.


 No.271656

>>271655

hmmm, I might be wrong. That is what came to my mind just then. It could be or it might not be. It is what came to mind when you said "raw" and wanting to be called "master" that those domineering types can be those people. Did he mention anything about a gift or present?


 No.271657

>>271656

His thing is leaving the front door open. Kind of seems backwards if he wants to be the dominant dude.

They were talking about the messages and how midway through conversations there are messages like 'do you mind that master is over 50 with a slight stomach? and then some like sorry, fell asleep or went to hospital due to rolled ankle.


 No.271658

>>271657

Well that shows it, I was wrong. But he's into high risk sex with strangers, the chance he is infected or is going to get infected is high.


 No.271659

File: 55b77942e785048⋯.png (18.33 KB, 1145x167, 1145:167, Goon lyfe.png)


 No.271661

Who won the elections?


 No.271662

File: a478ece99a10d54⋯.jpg (3.46 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190519094100.jpg)

About to have breakfast and then I'll be off to church


 No.271663

File: 392fcc7133c4876⋯.png (41.96 KB, 238x251, 238:251, danny4life.png)


 No.271664

>>271663

Dan is the King, he doesn't need elections.


 No.271665

File: ab755e41b8764bc⋯.jpg (700.25 KB, 1350x1800, 3:4, 4eb5d82f1694657cb94bf9f632….jpg)

>>271662

I am thinking about going to Dan's to.


 No.271666

>>271664

That's why he wins and when he doesn't Craig is there for those lost souls.


 No.271667

12 hour shift on Monday, looking forward to it


 No.271668

they are talking smack about Abbot on insiders


 No.271669

>>271668

It's good that he's joined my team full-time, it will be a pleasure to work with him! Toiling away in the mobile clinic every weekday and the onion farm on the weekend.


 No.271670

>>271667

Some serious questions have been asked that you have not responded to, have you wanked off any patients yet?


 No.271671

File: d40f81660ce426b⋯.jpg (4.86 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190519100130.jpg)

At Church


 No.271672

>>271671

Some may view this as sacrilege.


 No.271673

Taking doggo out in the new car. I hope he doesn't act a fool.


 No.271674

>>271671

You should get some red jeans


 No.271675

>>271616

I heard a lot of talk about him at my local cenno


 No.271677

>>271672

Only if he doesn't clean up after a wank


 No.271678

>>271675

Well bantered.


 No.271679

File: 54abc703a04277e⋯.jpg (16.78 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 15399234.jpg)


 No.271680

Having a warm beverage


 No.271681

>>271680

boong semen?


 No.271683

Who will be the new abo representative now that Tony is gone?


 No.271684


 No.271685

Fuck thinking about lunch and not certain what to get again…


 No.271687

>>271684

I wonder who Craig voted for


 No.271688

>>271687

Any party that decriminalises drug dealing but not using. He needs to keep his customers hooked.


 No.271689

C00N RAPE 3000


 No.271690

>>271689

What a complex feel.


 No.271691

>>271648

Tony will be back, under the NEET Party banner


 No.271692

>>271689

based melbourne


 No.271693

File: 44ca302a1068471⋯.jpg (91.34 KB, 1000x944, 125:118, 8edc4e22b1011c827d7e42f66a….jpg)


 No.271694

File: 22a16ec5c25aced⋯.jpg (299.64 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 22a16ec5c25acedc52b7e92dd3….jpg)

>>271683

Either Katter or Morrison


 No.271695

>>271694

As Prime Minister he could legally spear one of those and there is nothing that could be done about it.


 No.271696

>>271695

This is true, that's how day of the spear protocol works


 No.271697

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, the election was a bit of a shitshow last night, need to do some washing today, might also visit Dan.


 No.271698

Communal goon cup


 No.271699

>>271698

aboriginal rape ceromonies


 No.271700

Pious wank


 No.271701

Holy Ghost wank


 No.271702

>>271693

>>271679

I think this Wojack feel is depend on the age of the person wanking


 No.271703

I can never fully embrace these community outings such as going to church or volunteering because I was get asked about not having social media


 No.271704

>>271703

Girls like social media you dumb dumb


 No.271705

>tfw not walking the biblumen track


 No.271706

File: c960e149915d818⋯.png (129.59 KB, 316x179, 316:179, ClipboardImage.png)

Look at this racist bitch


 No.271707

>>271706

looks like a dude


 No.271708

I don't know what to do for the rest of the day, it takes too much effort to wank


 No.271709

>>271708

have a wa* l**k


 No.271710

>>271708

Post a vocaroo as you have been asked numerous times.


 No.271711

>>271707

Probably is


 No.271712

>>271708

*have a wank


 No.271713

>>271711

It's just a slightly larger than normal clitoris.


 No.271714


 No.271715

>>271708

incredibly low energy day wanted to go for a ride its sunny but my body is just aching has hit a wall from diet of shit food and goon a day… BAH


 No.271716

I hate Sundays


 No.271717

its all so that wierd time of the year where i have to leave home with shirts and short to not cook while riding hard and carry jeans and jumper in a bag to not get cold after dark…frustrating makes fitting a goon sack hard ontop of the clothing


 No.271718

May as well go home and have an hour-long wank


 No.271719

durry for breakky


 No.271720

>>271713

Much loser and an apple on her neck to chew on when you're hungry.


 No.271721

>>271719

>tfw quitting


 No.271722

>>271714

A sad dwarf living a sad life.


 No.271723

File: 2cca049f5460bb4⋯.jpeg (91.28 KB, 650x1000, 13:20, 745ed170f6e89ba0be7063b00….jpeg)

>>271714

he looks more chad than me


 No.271724

>>271722

Gets his own bottom wiper though.


 No.271725

File: 96015e6eda19e3a⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 2482x1800, 1241:900, 1554922811604.jpg)

Love, If you hold my hand with grace

Love

Love

Love


 No.271726

>>271722

Sounds like he can just commit crimes and walk free though.


 No.271727

Just realised I have an assignment due today

Hmm maybe I could skip it


 No.271728

>>271727

just do it you stupid cunt


 No.271729

Time for a wank


 No.271730

>>271728

Fuck it


 No.271731

>>271729

I hope you are not assignment due today neet


 No.271732

>>271730

You're a fucken dickhead


 No.271733

I should quit my job and become a full time wanker


 No.271734

feel like a dominos binge


 No.271735

>>271734

Garlic breads?


 No.271736


 No.271737

>>271732

I'll do it tomorrow


 No.271738

It's difficult to stay focused on wanking


 No.271739

>>271734

there is an extremely high chance of this happening if i doint get my ass together and cook


 No.271740

I wish I could have a more studious wank


 No.271741

>>271740

You need to find a quiet isolated place where you have no choice but to wank


 No.271742

>>271739

I don't buy food anymore, I just scavenge what I can from the wards


 No.271743

I too am contemplating a delivered breakfast

Need some durries too


 No.271744

>>271743

is durry delivery possible?


 No.271745

>>271742

stealing wanks from patients is one thing

stealing food from them is unconscionable


 No.271746

>>271744

my pizza shop delivers smokes


 No.271747

>>271746

Their manager is a very smart man


 No.271748

Scavenged wanks


 No.271749

>>271747

they may even buy booze for regulars they can identify


 No.271750

Stolen Wankour


 No.271751

>>271644

I never heard any thunder but there's were multiple flashes of light.


 No.271752

>>271744

afaik I'd have to do it via an alcoholy delivery service

Might be easier (and cheaper) to walk to a bp


 No.271753


 No.271754

>>271709

tsk tsk


 No.271755

thinking about a 12 pack


 No.271756

>>271742

like what food is there ? decent ?

>>271746

ha never heard of that. also i just feel intense sadness for all the migrants on the deliveroo bikes they look seriously unhappy the lot of them


 No.271757

>>271756

>ha never heard of that

just a wog bloke who has owned the store for 40 years

i've seen him bash customers on at least 3 occasions


 No.271758

STOP YELLING IN THE MUSEUM

STOP YELLING IN THE MUSEUM


 No.271759

>>271755

i estimate i have 2.5 litres of actually decent Hardys goon left. Once it hits 2:30pm im off to the races. Might brew some poppy tea and roll a spliff now to save me the effort later….

also i have to cook a decent home cooked meal later or my guts are just going shutdown…. thinking a decent chicken friend rice…


 No.271760


 No.271761

>>271760

Wanna make chicken noodles for brunch but pretty certain the chicken is approaching off status


 No.271762

>>271761

>brunch

13:50


 No.271763

>>271758

START WANKING IN THE MUSEUM


 No.271764

>>271762

14:23 in bogan world


 No.271765

File: dd1f577dda75955⋯.gif (966.61 KB, 800x642, 400:321, ec2059b56762044efe9aed010e….gif)

her bobs move


 No.271766

>>271761

>Wanna make chicken noodles for brunch but pretty certain the chicken is approaching off status

how old is the chicken?


 No.271767

>>271766

From Monday or Tuesday I think


 No.271768

>>271764

It's weird to see Eastern Time refered to as Bogan Time, though Queensland has annoyed many Vic Fags yesterday


 No.271769

>>271765

If I had skill I'd replace the swirl with abo porn


 No.271770

>>271767

yeah 3-4 days max for cooked chook


 No.271771

Finished my wank


 No.271772

>>271756

Mostly sandwiches and wraps, they're alright


 No.271773

File: ab94a85182fa5df⋯.png (2.58 MB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.271774

>>271761

well it wont get any less if you "off" if you dont use it now ! give it a go… i have pushed chicken pretty far being NEET and most people take food safety in this clean advanced first world nation too far

trick though is to get them to bag the breasts seperately and put straight into freezer

>>271766

>>271767

>>271770

i was assuming it wasnt cooked was it ?


 No.271775

Thinking about my first wank in 2006


 No.271776


 No.271777

>>271775

I had my first wank then too, we truly are all the same person


 No.271778

>>271774

>i was assuming it wasnt cooked was it ?

1-2 days for raw


 No.271779

>>271774

Nah fuck it its just some slimy slivers of chicken breast

Gonna smoke a cone and order a pizza, have me a chilled out seedy sunday


 No.271780


 No.271781

>>271780

harris scarfe catalog, underpants lady section


 No.271782

>>271777

My first wank has never been topped

it was all down hill from there


 No.271783

>>271773

for me nothing beats 2003 - 2008 porn the whores were goddesses and the scenes were great.


 No.271784

>>271782

Sometimes I go back and wank to the same things I did back then but it's never the same


 No.271785

>>271775

>>271777

haha me too In that I got raped


 No.271786

Going to try for a second wank


 No.271787

>>271782

>That first wank when ya don't know what you're feeling and it's too intense so ya stop

>Compared to now when ya barely feel nothing when ya wank


 No.271788

>>271778

im cooking 5 day old chicken tonight it will be fine my redline is a week and besides i dont have anything else

>>271779

cook it now dont throw it out

>>271782

was lucky enough to have a few girlfriends and hookups before social media ruined everything i try not to think about it

the last few flings / hookups i have had the women have been just been mental / broken / dont know how to have fun its totally put me off them. And even if i do somehow find a good one now i simply cant afford her. Fuck


 No.271789

Miss fappin it to NIna Hartley in year 9 before mum got home


 No.271790

>>271788

>i try not to think about it

Think about it so you can tell us a bit more about it


 No.271791


 No.271792

>>271786

Are you posting here while wanking?


 No.271793

>tfw no hapa gf


 No.271794


 No.271795

>>271793

what's her name?


 No.271796

>>271794

you vile creature


 No.271797

Wank brutality


 No.271798

File: b99d26d9a2d76c5⋯.jpg (600.03 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, IMG_0148.JPG)

File: bee11b89e301186⋯.jpg (643 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, IMG_0147.JPG)

>>271790

Zoe was the best fun and the best fuck i ever had. Rode bikes together, smoked together did cray shit together. Her ex was a constant source of trouble she was never over it and i didnt get a fair go.


 No.271799

>>271798

is that a sex doll?


 No.271800

>>271798

why don't you have pillow cases or bedding you scrubber?


 No.271801

fuck bros had a wank after all that talk now I feel vile


 No.271802

File: 4cdeaddad641010⋯.jpeg (4.65 KB, 205x246, 5:6, jak.jpeg)

>nurofen is a chad


 No.271803

>>271801

I bet you were thinking impure thoughts while wanking. That is not the way.


 No.271804

>>271799

imagine not knowing what a real girl looks like

>>271800

it was her bed fool she was the scrubber and i had money at the time. I keep seeing this correlation between my finances and women. Weird huh ?


 No.271805

>>271802

all nameneets are chads


 No.271806

>>271798

She doesn't look like complete trash, goof job mate


 No.271807

>>271805

except Monaro, fuck that beta


 No.271808

>>271804

my mummybot is a girl and she doesn't look like that


 No.271809

>>271803

it was a double penetration pmv


 No.271810

I can't focus on my wank, I keep getting distracted


 No.271811

>>271810

you might have wank attention deficit disorder

see a gp asap


 No.271812

middle of the day and it's still trackies and blanket weather


 No.271813

>>271812

One day you'll realise its always trackies and blanket weather


 No.271814

>>271813

And hoodies if no blanket


 No.271815

Lifes what you make it and I wanna make it with you


 No.271816

>>271804

>I keep seeing this correlation between my finances and women. Weird huh ?

I don’t.


 No.271817

>>271813

That was the case for a year or so during my moody teenage days


 No.271818

>>271816

Bitches love blokes on the dole


 No.271820

They call me the slayer.

The cunt slayer.


 No.271821

Need to decide between darts or a pizza if I want fuel for work next week

Thinking darts


 No.271822

>>271821

Have a wank


 No.271823

>>271807

That beta got laid before all of us.

He doesn't want to talk about it.


 No.271824

>>271822

I'm in the process of a wank


 No.271825

>>271802

chads can become incel neets and incel neets can become chads.

>>271806

thanks mate, lost my liocence because of her tho :/


 No.271826

Pornhub embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Current #wank


 No.271827

>>271816

people on newstart cant afford to run a car and you need a car if you want a proper girlfriend

>>271818

lel…..your delusional report to infirmary

>>271821

both ! and some midnight siphoning through garden hose


 No.271828

>>271827

I have a car


 No.271829

I love houses bros

I love checking out sweet houses as I travel through life in Melbourne

We got some pretty decent houses in this city thats for sure


 No.271830

>>271828

There are plenty of girls that dont. Thats an asset. Some just like a drive up the mountains to get away from it all. Its not hard.


 No.271831

>>271830

I need to get my passenger side mirror fixed


 No.271832

>>271831

its not fixed ? oh lawdy…


 No.271833

>>271829

> in Melbourne

They are all almost connected to one another and have no land.


 No.271834

>>271833

Complete nonsense

A city is not a CBD


 No.271835

>>271826

3/10, apply yourself


 No.271836

Going on a NEET adventure to the servo


 No.271837

Having a grape


 No.271838

File: 7589d9ec22b9160⋯.jpg (2.55 MB, 1921x3132, 1921:3132, kowloon-walled-city-full.jpg)

>>271834

It will be. we Koowloon naow


 No.271839

>>271836

you are merely on a trip adventures happen late at night

>>271837

nice im on my first cup of sauvignon blanc. i regret not going out for ride but my womb is so polluted


 No.271840

ok its now raining and my remorse has turned to into comfy thanks rain (cant tell shit our radar is down)

in other news my new neighbour across the road just came out with a "goon on rocks" singlet on to put the car window up. He is one of my people i should say hello some time.


 No.271841

>>271840

I've got a similar neighbour. Hes often smoking darts outside and carrying slabs down the driveway

Always was nice and said hello to me, should ask him how hes doin


 No.271842

File: 75b8bb8e82cdfd8⋯.jpg (18.67 KB, 306x306, 1:1, pepe.jpg)

fuck this shit bros


 No.271843

>>271840

>>271841

What if you two live next to each other

Or even worse are each other's roomates


 No.271844

Still on my second wank


 No.271845

>>271844

thats gonna be a big cum cobba


 No.271846

Finished my second wank


 No.271847

>>271842

That's a new depressed post.


 No.271848

File: 89c051024ed840d⋯.png (176.66 KB, 500x408, 125:102, 53.5YrWarCycle-1-600x489.png)

>>271843

what if we are the same person and there is fight club level shit going on in my head ?


 No.271849

Having a draw


 No.271850

Having a beer


 No.271851

>>271850

same

a-league grandy on soon


 No.271852

>>271848

Doesn't seem like much of a cycle


 No.271853

>>271851

Hopefully it goes a little better than 2012


 No.271854

>>271853

Yeah no berisha to dive

not feeling too confident

carn glory anyway


 No.271855

File: 9ee07fc0fe87826⋯.png (31.67 KB, 688x578, 344:289, brendanpu.png)

>>271848

we will all be too old to fight when it comes bro


 No.271856

>>271834

No real amount of land in suburbia either.


 No.271857

>>271855

we're all too fat or mentally disabled now anyway


 No.271858

Met this 21 year old bird last night

She was fuckin hot but had a boyfriend, it was super weird talking to her anyway, she was such a typical uni child, I could not relate at all and she kept pushing this self-deprecating millennial humor about being broke and struggling but she lived at home so I was just cringing so hard the whole time


 No.271859

>>271858

Did you fuck her boyfriend at least?


 No.271860

>>271858

She wanted your boomer dick.🍆💦


 No.271861

>>271859

At the very least he would have stole his wanks


 No.271862

The pizza is en route


 No.271863

>>271858

I understand this feeling to an extent


 No.271864

>>271858

same thing 2 weeks ago i was grinding this girl on the dancefloor and she was into it. Bought her a drink and she had a boyfriend…. they all have boyfriends … even the ones i got still think about there ex boyfriends…. its fucked shits fucked


 No.271865

>>271864

Stop going for whores then.


 No.271866

I need to iron my waging shirt for tomorrow


 No.271867

>>271866

So do I

I wore a hoody on friday on top of a collared shirt

Everyone else was formal but no one said anything

Hopefully before long I'll be dressing casual not only on Fridays


 No.271868

>>271865

they are all whores. every single one of them. sorry to /ausneet/s who have girlfriends im sure she isnt a whore


 No.271869

>>271868

no one here has a girlfriend though

Cruiseys Misso is actually just Obama hiding from Trump and Shire's misso Cindy is actually just John Howard in a wig


 No.271870

File: 63dc54672e52d06⋯.png (10.96 KB, 350x762, 175:381, walking.png)


 No.271871

>>271870

excellent


 No.271872

File: 583e560381a2795⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 1080x2220, 18:37, Screenshot_20190519-170211….jpg)

Sunday arvo wage depression


 No.271873


 No.271874

Here is a list of NEETs I don't like:


 No.271875

>>271874

Why are they all black?


 No.271876

>>271875

He's a racist


 No.271877

>>271874

>tfw cant even get on the hate list


 No.271878

>>271875

racist


 No.271879

Going to the servo for durries and thinking about enterprise cloud backup solutions


 No.271880

Thinking about this time i was chillling in abbortsford in melbourne smoking weed with my mate, this short little brunette hipster chick walked up and asked for a smoke. While my mate rolled her a skinny joint she kept eye fucking me on the sly and looked her up and down and gave her the eye. God damn she was a cutie, i should have asked her for her number.


 No.271881


 No.271882

>>271880

Reminds me of a similar situation with a pixie hair chick who kinda shit tested me by walking away with a wink.

I just stood and watched as she disappeared forever


 No.271883

a girl once asked if i wanted a drink

i said i wasn't thirsty


 No.271884

>>271882

>I just stood and watched as she disappeared forever

Feels bad man, i've done the same thing so many times, so many chances missed for not being confident.


 No.271885

>>271883

She was thirsty tho 🍆💦😝


 No.271886

File: 8215b9a2eebffb2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 62.31 KB, 940x627, 940:627, titt.jpg)

>>271883

Drink from us neet


 No.271887

>>271886

Caliente!


 No.271888

>>271885

stop with these vile hieroglyphs


 No.271889

>>271872

looks cold already i would of been basking in that sun in a field every moment i could


 No.271890

>>271887

Kinky boi


 No.271891

>>271880

>asked her for her number.

you need to have facebook now fuck this gay earth

i have met two random QT3,14 already this year…. no facebook = no contact and its gone …

just need to find me a broke bike riding non sjw non facebook girlfriend whos got no tats and is attractive…. lol…


 No.271892

>>271870

>tfw severely impressed


 No.271893

>>271891

Everyone uses instagram now you boomer, facebook is dead. Good luck mate


 No.271894

>>271892

Why isn't the impressed emphasised, is it because your depressed?


 No.271895

Love

Where I lay

I wait for you

;_;


 No.271896


 No.271897

>>271891

>>271893

How do I get a gf without social media?


 No.271898

>>271897

finger them on the dance floor


 No.271899

>>271897

Have a social circle and talk to people? I have social media and don't have a gf so it's basically irelevant.


 No.271900

>>271894

>tfw slightly depressed


 No.271901

>>271897

Have a circle wank and cum on people


 No.271902

>>271897

Wait until a girlneet pops up here and use your nameneet status to seduce her


 No.271903

>>271900

>tfw gently caressed


 No.271904

>>271902

Im called CHAD NEET now


 No.271905

>>271649

I really wanna make a Craig mask now


 No.271906

>>271904

You have to fight our current alpha dog neet for such a title


 No.271907

>>271893

thx mate

>>271897

social media isnt bad per say but one that isnt total glow in dark nigger hasnt manifested yet and reached critical mass… was thinking of giving Diaspora a go TBH might meet an open source hacker cutie

>>271898

this is an option but requires drink moneez the mere NEET cannot afford

>>271902

if this ever happens she will be 1000km away or AFP


 No.271908

Thinking about going for a third wank after I iron my shirt


 No.271909

>>271907

>she will be 1000km away

Your cycling skills will put you at an advantage


 No.271910

>>271908

Do it, I have wanked at least six times today.


 No.271911

>>271906

Who would that be? I'm the alpha you just dont know it yet.


 No.271912


 No.271913

>>271905

Do it.


 No.271914

>>271909

never doing that again i used to work at Goldcoast and have a serious girlfriend at Strathpine (150km north) shit was fucking stupid but i just know half the fucking NPC on the roads and highway are doing something similar… fucking retarted


 No.271915

>>271911

no one will follow you


 No.271916

File: 4684e61c8bb28cf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.04 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 2019-05-19 15.51.07.jpg)

A spicy poo to finish off the weekend, did some cleaning after my hangover past and might reward myself with a succulent Chinese meal in the spirit of democracy


 No.271917

>>271911

>I'm the alpha

oh really?


 No.271918


 No.271919

Everyone stop fighting about who the Alpha Chad NEET is

Everyone knows the most Chad NEET is Monk, followed by Weber and then NEETKing in 3rd


 No.271920

>>271915

Bullshit im a natural born leader! Last week i was bossing two 33 year olds around, im 19.

>>271917

Yes really


 No.271921

Actually going to BP now


 No.271922

>>271920

the midlife crisis neets can't be tamed by a zoomer napoleon


 No.271923

>>271916

Average quantity and higher quality.


 No.271924

File: 09d997a21dccee2⋯.png (362.17 KB, 600x708, 50:59, hom.png)


 No.271925


 No.271926

>>271921

you were going an hour ago


 No.271927

>>271921

now its an adventure !


 No.271928

>>271921

get us some sniff aye


 No.271929


 No.271930

>>271928

you dont need to sniff much ? its like you dont consume it all the gas most of it evaporates right ?


 No.271931

>>271929

STOP TELLING EVERYONE, I'M TELLING YOUR MUM!


 No.271932

funny i never heard of this till recently… they sure have got it harsh out there

> no codeine

> no grog

> no fuel to sniff

fucking hell … fun police …


 No.271933

>>271929

the vip tickets would be the way to go


 No.271934


 No.271935

File: 9b55fe336b7063d⋯.jpg (11.75 KB, 474x238, 237:119, downloadfile.jpg)

>tfw been traveling the country since 16


 No.271936

File: 83b272754ae987b⋯.jpg (9.59 KB, 255x191, 255:191, aa0fab.jpg)

>>271935

>tfw been traveling the country for thousands of years, like this puddle the best


 No.271937

>>271934

racism unna


 No.271938

>>271935

dont they get cold ?


 No.271939

File: 3d8a6a55c0c30bf⋯.jpg (41.84 KB, 474x266, 237:133, downloadfile-1.jpg)

>>271936

Disgraceful unna white mans posion

>>271938

Very cold especially in the desert, southerners had possum cloaks.


 No.271940

File: 4f9deaf6cc5325e⋯.jpeg (110.57 KB, 1000x704, 125:88, vast.jpeg)

>>271935

It's time to head home


 No.271941

tfw no possum cloak


 No.271942

File: 6032614bf049363⋯.jpg (100.89 KB, 940x940, 1:1, p.jpg)

>>271939

> southerners had possum cloaks

WOT…


 No.271943

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This guy is playing in Adelaide in November. Might go and see him.


 No.271944

>>271939

why the fuck have i never seen a possum cloak ? literally cant believe a fake version hasnt been culturally appropriated by a some SJW hipster brand and sold as high art…

eskimos and american indians all have dress… never seen any ancient unna fashion…


 No.271945

>>271944

In NZ possum fur items are everywhere and you're encourage to kill them on sight.


 No.271946

File: 0aa8605b083fd3b⋯.jpg (58.39 KB, 474x663, 158:221, downloadfile-2.jpg)

>>271942

Yeah cuz good tucker too

>>271944

People sell possum skin a fur, but dont think anyone makes coats. Make one your self unna.


 No.271947

>>271946

This is why Possum doesn't post here anymore


 No.271948

>drunk at 6:30 on a sunday

Fantasizing about fucking off overseas for good


 No.271949

File: 06bcddaebd44204⋯.jpg (36.19 KB, 575x298, 575:298, possum31.jpg)


 No.271950

>>271946

>Make one your self unna.

i actually have some roof niggers that are pissing me off. fine idea


 No.271951

File: 71535afdd0a8f6f⋯.png (73.43 KB, 210x180, 7:6, booong_wizard.png)

>>271950

Make sure you eat the meat and tan the hide properly. Wasted life is bad karma UNNA


 No.271952

Its summer timeeeee

And livin is easyyy


 No.271953

>>271945

This is true, I have a very comfy possum fur beanie from NZ


 No.271954

File: c5c9418ce7ec7ab⋯.jpg (200.26 KB, 1250x1250, 1:1, 1558254047401-0.jpg)

>tfw depressed about nogf

I'm going to ask a girl out on Tuesday. I'd much rather die than stay lonely much longer.


 No.271955

>>271954

A girl you know or a stranger on the street?


 No.271956

>>271955

I was just going to find one and ask her. Planning on rinsing and repeating until I get one.


 No.271957

File: d7cc7af0a61d085⋯.jpg (54.11 KB, 500x267, 500:267, silence.jpg)

>>271955

Best start off with one you're keeping in a well under your house. They have much more incentive to say yes. Then work your way up.


 No.271958

>>271956

unlikely to work on sober girls, but let us know how it goes anyway


 No.271959

>>271958

I'm not bad looking I'm just autistic in the imageboard sense. I pick up social cues usually but I'm unable to hold a conversation. I'm going to give it a go on a girl at uni and see if I can get her to come with me to the Adelaide museum. Be sure to bully me on Tuesday night if I don't give you an update.


 No.271960

>>271956

Either GF2019 or SexualAssaultCharge2019 will result, the odds are good.


 No.271961

>>271957

Good plan!


 No.271962

>>271960

*the results are good


 No.271963

>>271943

Purchased 2 tickets

Might have a GF by Nov 4. Might not either.


 No.271964

>>271956

just tell her she has great tits and would she like to go out sometime, should work


 No.271965

>>271960

I'm nearly 20 and still khv. Not too fussed about the sex but I really want affection. I've stopped drinking, started lifting. I was hoping the lifting discipline would carry over to uni work but it hasn't. I need to start studying more and spending less time fucking around on the internet.


 No.271966

>>271959

>Adelaide museum

Have you been there recently? I went in 2009 and was disappointed it was nothing like I remembered as a primary school student.


 No.271967

>>271965

I forgot purpose of my post, what I'm saying is that I think I'm approaching the Alamo. I will either succeed in life and get my shit together or end up a miserable failure. I'm starting to realize that I'm not a child anymore and I need to "pull up my bootstraps" so the boomers say.


 No.271968

>>271963

worst case scenario give the ticket to me, we'll then hit the town after and yell at white cunts


 No.271969

Some fuckin fit orientals out in the city last night

I was thirstier than a dog checkin out their tight asses

HNNNGGGG fuckin want a tight asian bird on my dick brahs


 No.271970

>>271966

I haven't been since primary school so I'm not sure. We could go for a walk by the Torrens instead I guess but that doesn't provide a series of conversational topics like the museum plus it seems more intimate.


 No.271971

>>271969

Monk you absolute boong calm your dick down


 No.271972

I would love to have a gf and take her to a play.


 No.271973

File: 4680ab0a0aaba03⋯.png (22.61 KB, 225x225, 1:1, craig.png)

>>271970

Take her on a drive out to Mildura Liquorland mate, it gives you plenty of time to talk but at the same time you don't need to make eye contact


 No.271974

>>271970

Art Gallery next door is another option. Also free, unless there's an exhibition in the basement.


 No.271975

File: 234179e0203b409⋯.jpg (2.15 MB, 3463x1999, 3463:1999, 1558114274843.jpg)

Why always pics of her with kids after she decides to talk to me ;_;


 No.271976

>>271975

what do you mean, is she a roastie slag with some kids

What you should do is date her, marry her, get her addicted to crack while you don't touch the stuff, try to make it seem as if her life is fucked and is in no state to raise kids while you had to part in it, then divorce her and take her kids


 No.271977

>>271974

Yeah, I was thinking of doing both. Museum to assess her intelligence and art gallery for the personality.


 No.271978

>>271972

She'd just leave you for a theatrechad. You need to keep women indoors and away from temptation


 No.271979

>>271965

forget you do, that failure the best teacher is.


 No.271980

>>271977

or you will just bore her to death


 No.271981

>>271976

Shes a beautiful and wonderful girl

I had so many plans floating around in my idea of the future involving her and some kids and a house somewhere

Just didn't make the cut

Feels fucking bad man


 No.271982

>>271981

what do you mean, did she reject you


 No.271983

File: eb484783cd13483⋯.jpg (91.37 KB, 1340x890, 134:89, hhhhnnnnnggggggg.jpg)

Just had a sensual wank in the shower, stroked my long fat cock till i came shooting cum down the drain.


 No.271984


 No.271985

>>271968

who are you?


 No.271986

>>271985

you've never heard of me


 No.271987

File: cc812c38a636501⋯.jpg (35.4 KB, 400x470, 40:47, ppm.jpg)


 No.271988

Having a headache drunken wank


 No.271989

>>271987

Roastie spotted


 No.271990

>>271986

what makes you think i'd enjoy your company?


 No.271991

I've finished ironing my shirt


 No.271992

Time for wank number three


 No.271993

>>271991

kek you started that 90 minutes ago


 No.271994

Underemployed, street walking, chadstone shopping wanker NEET


 No.271995

>>271992

How many more can you do?


 No.271996

>>271995

I am thinking about my 7th wank.


 No.271997

>>271977

Or you could just fuck in the side street behind reds like a chad


 No.271998

File: 53d2510da8ec6d9⋯.jpg (100.55 KB, 665x1000, 133:200, spoiler1.jpg)

>>271996

Wank for me daddy


 No.271999

File: 3e49faffed4746a⋯.jpg (7.29 KB, 221x228, 221:228, 3e49faffed4746a16dde426007….jpg)


 No.272000

>>271998

I hope that is just some very unfortunate lighting and not something else


 No.272001

>>271999

>>272000

Something caught you eye boys?


 No.272002

File: 14077ff34abdf95⋯.jpg (1.4 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0243.JPG)

>>271996

This is why I like this place. If I say something I'll do it. Gooned up and a glass of whisky + knives ! Haven't cut myself yet….


 No.272003

5 days of wagery approach


 No.272004

>>272002

whos the boomer on ya phone cuz


 No.272005

wish I could go to work with my blanket and trackies tomorrow


 No.272006

>>272004

I would say he put it there while the screen was still on to look cool like the rest of the shot, didn't work of course


 No.272007

want to don blackface and bash panadol neet


 No.272008

File: ca3b07bfaa2816e⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1428x1410, 238:235, ca3b07bfaa2816e22a4eb67e6e….png)

>>272005

Neet work uniform is the best uniform.


 No.272009

>>272007

I'll give ya 20 dollars if you do, just slap him around


 No.272010

File: 3f9fe86ec5813cf⋯.jpg (189.81 KB, 1340x1000, 67:50, spoiler2.jpg)

Hey neurofen neet this chick could be your new fling


 No.272011

File: 6e2461cfd38c0b1⋯.jpg (929.11 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-05-19 17.31.05.jpg)

Succulent Chinese meal


 No.272012

>>272008

have to wash my trackies tomorrow they are starting to stink bad


 No.272013


 No.272014

>>272011

you should be using chopsticks


 No.272015

File: 5bbca2dac94322d⋯.jpg (105.54 KB, 665x1000, 133:200, spolier3.jpg)

>>272011

Thats just a snack, im the whole meal hunney!


 No.272016

File: d9df488df815966⋯.jpg (128.39 KB, 620x623, 620:623, chink_pepe.jpg)

>>272014

Which decade will they ban the sale or use of cutlery in australia because it triggers chinks? 2030's, 2020's, before the end of this year?


 No.272017

>>272015

There are some good looking asian qt's out there, but this isn't one of them.


 No.272018

File: c52b9fee40f0214⋯.gif (217.3 KB, 373x252, 373:252, war-what-is-it-good-for.gif)


 No.272019

>>272016

HUH??

lighten up m8 I only mentioned chopsticks, christ are you so insecure you get upset by such a simple comment?


 No.272020

>>272019

Chink confirmed.

Post bulge pics to prove otherwise.


 No.272021

>>272020

kek, cut back on the caffeine mate


 No.272022

>>272017

>>272015

The models just look like ladyboys with that makeup


 No.272023

Wanked poo


 No.272024

Poo wanked


 No.272025

poo wanked poo who wanked poo


 No.272026

>>272022

Thats what they is tho


 No.272027

>>272022

That's because they are ladyboys


 No.272028

>>272027

they are ladies


 No.272029

>>272021

Always a good idea but there are worse addictions I should cut out before I kick the caffeine completely.


 No.272030

File: 1b63c0409e276dc⋯.jpg (1.36 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, image.jpg)

>>272004

Alex Jones

>>272006

I have been listening to AJ daily for at least a decade


 No.272031

>>272016

never because all the spoons and shit are made in China and China wouldn't allow a cut to it's profits


 No.272032

File: 2a112fb47033a30⋯.jpg (350.82 KB, 720x1535, 144:307, James Montgomery Flagg (18….jpg)

File: 47d251692d65178⋯.jpg (34.1 KB, 512x626, 256:313, Albert Lynch (1851-1912) B….jpg)

File: 1414ec85a0f5436⋯.jpg (4.07 MB, 2000x1579, 2000:1579, Elisabeth Sonrel (1874-197….jpg)

>>272028

Here are some ladies


 No.272033

>>272030

>Unironically listening to Alex Jones

Jesus fucking christ Nurofen, I understood most shit but this is gay


 No.272034

Forgot to do the laundry lol

Dirty shirt tomorrow


 No.272035

Convoluted wank


 No.272036

MEMORIES OF HER WONT BLUR

WITHOUT THAT LITTLE MIXTURREEEEE


 No.272037

>>272032

Old timey roasties


 No.272038

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw listening to semi-poofter music.


 No.272039

File: 81de24f8cddb8c5⋯.png (470.04 KB, 998x800, 499:400, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e87924e86dbe8f3⋯.png (656.36 KB, 718x537, 718:537, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 43bba3132bb9d2a⋯.png (520.45 KB, 923x713, 923:713, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.272040

File: 1993f56bed5adbb⋯.gif (224.1 KB, 680x498, 340:249, 13b.gif)

Tfw listening to 90's memphis rap


 No.272041

>>272039

Are these some of them alt-right, nazi, green frogs I've been hearing so much about on the telly?


 No.272042

File: d8c412f743dfa84⋯.png (148.85 KB, 1400x900, 14:9, unna.png)

>>272041

yes as is this one

NASBOONG GANG


 No.272043


 No.272044

>>272042

That pepe was made by a leftist…. me


 No.272045

>>272044

leftists are nazis now


 No.272046

>>272045

Some are quite authoritarian but not nazi. Kill all white people!


 No.272047

>>272043

>Protein powder

Just eat real food you mong cunt.


 No.272048

>>272043

It's ok. You'll want two heaped scoops to get 50g protein though, so it's 50 serves not 100 as per the label.


 No.272049

I'm thinking of putting up some IRA styled posters for an abo liberation army. Aboriginal Liberationist Front with a spear and an L1A1 on the it like the old NSLF posters.


 No.272050

>>271916

Will you continue this tradition at your new house?


 No.272051

>>272047

I've been smashing the food, including six Chicken Periods a day but I don't think I'm getting enough so I think just a little bit will be enough.


 No.272052

>>271919

>Everyone knows

You are rudely mistaken.


 No.272053

>>272049

Oh yeah why not, go on then.


 No.272054

File: 642d7cd596c86a5⋯.png (109.45 KB, 441x600, 147:200, èggpepe2.png)

>>272051

>including six Chicken Periods a day

Good man, I have been doing the same. Raw I hope?


 No.272055

>>272043

it's a good price for the brand


 No.272057

>>272025

Wanked poo wanked poo what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they wank your poo


 No.272058


 No.272059

BUM RASH?


 No.272060

>>272054

I scramble them and mix them in with a chopped up coles schnitzel.




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