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File: 61c377dd476a8bc⋯.jpg (932.39 KB, 3021x1993, 3021:1993, download (33).jpg)

 No.170977

Humanity has slowly been climbing towards the stars, how will NEETs like us fit into all of this?

OLD: >>170217

 No.170979

First for wagies


 No.170982

>>170981

>>>170958

>just searched nuclear fusion. really disappointed the news doesn't cover this. they're rather cover which celeb polly said what to who. i know so kinds of research going on in Aus because I've seen it but need don't give a shit except to inspire kids

>https://youtu.be/ng1Yz4FrXYE

>

>>170975

stay strong fellow Melbourne Asian


 No.170983

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>170977

>>170977

I'd say we should let society leave for space and stay behind living a comfortable life in nature and in our own respective countries without jews or politics.

That's my 2 cents for the day.


 No.170984

>>170983

I'm diabetic so i oppose this sentiment


 No.170986

The role of cocaine as an addictive drug of abuse in human society is hard to reconcile with its ecological role as a naturalinsecticide and plant-protective compound, preventing herbivory of coca plants (Erythroxylum spp.). This paradox is oftenexplained by proposing a fundamental difference in mammalian and invertebrate responses to cocaine, but here we show effectsof cocaine on honey bees (Apis mellifera L.) that parallel human responses. Forager honey bees perform symbolic dances toadvertise the location and value of floral resources to their nest mates.

Treatment with a low dose of cocaine increased thelikelihood and rate of bees dancing after foraging but did not otherwise increase locomotor activity. This is consistent withcocaine causing forager bees to overestimate the value of the floral resources they collected.

Further, cessation of chroniccocaine treatment caused a withdrawal-like response. These similarities likely occur because in both insects and mammals thebiogenic amine neuromodulator systems disrupted by cocaine perform similar roles as modulators of reward and motor systems.

Given these analogous responses to cocaine in insects and mammals, we propose an alternative solution to the paradox ofcocaine reinforcement. Ecologically, cocaine is an effective plant defence compound via disruption of herbivore motor control but, because the neurochemical systems targeted by cocaine also modulate reward processing, the reinforcing properties of

cocaine occur as a ʻside effectʼ.


 No.170987

>>170984

Since jews left earth we re-discovered magic and it can cure diabetes.


 No.170988

Ragie wagie getting Danned todaysie


 No.170991

>>170982

>Asian

No, I'm one of the few whites left in this city, thank you nonetheless, I will try

>>170983

Sounds comfy tbh


 No.170992

>>170970

should i browse seek? i feel it's pointless at this point

I've not slept yet


 No.170993

>>170991

>Sounds comfy tbh

I go solo camping and i spend all those days thinking society collapsed and this family is letting me stay there until i keep on my way Its either that or shoot a mall.


 No.170994

>>170993

do you mean heya kyan?


 No.170995

>>170994

>heya kyan

Wow, wasn't aware of this manga. I might check it out. Thanks, neet.


 No.170996

I will need to look for more work in 15 minutes.


 No.170997

>>170993

Quite a comfy fantasy


 No.170998

File: bfcfea5b466416f⋯.jpg (5.48 KB, 205x246, 5:6, flabby wojak.jpg)

Fuck Woolworths for allowing those paid donation-collectors near their stores.

I walked into the local shopping centre today and there were two guys collecting donations, one already talking to someone behind the little stall and the other waiting to catch people walking up the escalator. When he saw me he loudly announced 'the big rig is in the house' and tried to get me to donate as I was walking away.

On the way back, the other guy was manning the escalator and called me over as 'the big man'.

I already donate, I will never give them my money, I just want to order my executive lunch in peace without the size of my body being pointed out to every cunt in earshot.

REEE


 No.170999

>>170998

Fuck, I hate these cunts, they frequently show up at the train station when I'm off to get something or other


 No.171000

got any recommendations for lunch NEETs?


 No.171001

>>170998

I tell these sort of cunts to fuck off.

A few weeks ago there were a couple of young women collecting in the shopping centre and they were calling out to me, and even Mummybot commented that on the street they wouldn't even look at me.

You could email centre management and say they were harassing shoppers about their bodies.


 No.171002

>>170998

>the big rig is in the house

Lol. The chad donation collector


 No.171003

fuck this weather


 No.171004

File: 4864e7c188f58f2⋯.jpg (9.09 KB, 174x321, 58:107, Antek.jpg)

>>171003

The only good weather is heavy, thunderous, cold rain.

Like my soul.


 No.171005

>>171004

Preferably a constant night.


 No.171006

>>170995

what? me either! i was referring to a yuru camp (kyanpu) meme


 No.171007

>>171004

>>171005

you Third World dictatorship cunts are something else ey


 No.171008

>tfw depressed


 No.171009

FRIDAY ARVO WAGIESSSS


 No.171010

>>171009

10 MINUTES


 No.171011

File: 8b6c03c2fbfc92d⋯.png (1020.13 KB, 868x1228, 217:307, Mahrisah 081.png)

Ugh… I had to go to EMP service people today, they want to make me do a forklift course but it is going to be much harder to NEET if I have such a qualification…

Plus every time I go out in public it looks more like a cyberpunk dystopia.


 No.171012

>>170897

Idk I feel emasculated because I didn't actually smack any of them.

>>170901

Hungarian. I've been here for a few years now, used to go to /r9k/ but it's shit now so moved to /ausneets/ earlier this year. I'm not trying to shit up your board, just here for the /aus/ memes and banter, only really posted like twice before.

>>170912

I don't understand what you're trying to say.

>>170914

The amount of hours you have to work for alcohol and tobacco is actually very similar to poor countries. Sure it's fucking cheap elsewhere but you also get paid like $3 an hour. So yeah you have to work a bit for booze and ciggies like everyone else, but everything else like cars, electronics, food or any sort of entertainment is much easier to come by than most of the rest of the world. These abos had a nice car, look at the pic I posted. It's a recent 4 door car in good condition, all of my uni student coworkers drive much shittier cars.

>>170916

Maybe they know their place in areas where they're a minority but this suburb is infested with them.


 No.171013

File: 76df3e2443264da⋯.jpg (549.97 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Jashin-chan….jpg)

>>170998

The other day when I saw them he said he could guess my age and he said 18(I am 25) and the time before that they asked if I was old enough to enter the prize draw and said I would have to be over 18 and did not think I was.


 No.171014

File: 9df1d8445445dfa⋯.png (530.82 KB, 500x533, 500:533, just.png)

Still haven't heard back about that job


 No.171015

drinking gentleman jack and cola and ignoring calls from work asking where i am


 No.171016

>>171013

You're a christmas cake.


 No.171017

File: cb9cfd28be46c66⋯.jpg (1.09 MB, 1632x1224, 4:3, IMG_0933.JPG)

HOME SOON


 No.171018

>>171017

Have you bent the GF over the bike and fucked hr yet?


 No.171019

>>171016

I'm never getting married anyway.


 No.171020

>>171019

Why not?


 No.171021

>>171020

There are no women worth my interest and I would not be worth her even if there was.


 No.171022

>>171018

Several times.


 No.171023

>>171022

Good man.


 No.171024


 No.171025

>>171023

>tfw burnt my bum on the seat riding home

Fucking scorcher today.


 No.171026

File: 8de2d2eeb4e820d⋯.gif (86.18 KB, 300x299, 300:299, 8de2d2eeb4e820d812659c7350….gif)

>>171011

>Plus every time I go out in public it looks more like a cyberpunk dystopia.

Holy shit that's exactly what I thought when I went to vote the second time.

Cameras pointing everywhere everywhere, nobody could see anything beyond their phone screens.

I was the only person without a phone. I was the only one who stared at a gay nigger in a rainbow dress. I considered taking a book on the short trip, but then I was afraid of all the robberies in the area, to the point I forgot no nigger would steal a book. I only spotted 3 other white people excluding mummybot in a place with more than a hundred "people", all of the whites were old boomers.

Most of the people around were exceptionally short, referring to mutts as goblinos is too accurate a term.

A quadroon girl of about my age sat right against me on a stone bench packed with mutts, I had to give her space to sit down, and I get the feeling she sat besides me because having an unkempt pole on her right side is better than thuggish-looking mutts on both. I had to t-rex my arms to make extra space by putting my shoulders out of the way, but my arm was still right against her tits. She didn't seem to care, but I spaghetti'd on the inside and had a light allergic attack anyway.

While looking for something to stare at I saw a darker-skinned muttess in skimpy clothing squat to grab something on the floor, her panties were easily visible and there was ass hair coming out of them.

There were these 2 mutt twins who were easily over 2 meters tall, I'm tall myself but I felt like a manlet when they came close.

Everything about that episode, it was a shock of reality that really demonstrated how far everything has fallen.


 No.171027

>>171021

You're going make it NEET you just have be your self.


 No.171028

>>171026

>panties

undies


 No.171029

Payday baby!

Gonna head to the botanical gardens and then get maggoted at the pub

WEEKEND


 No.171030

>>171011

>>171026

I also kind of feel like this when I'm out, especially in shopping centres, it almost feels unreal.


 No.171031

File: 3ad92562e50164f⋯.jpg (37.01 KB, 620x413, 620:413, evil.jpg)

>>171004

Brothers?


 No.171032

File: 4ea0ba7905b88f6⋯.jpg (290.15 KB, 1134x769, 1134:769, EAI.jpg)

>>171031

nope sisters


 No.171033

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.171034

>>171028

Cumdies


 No.171035

>>171032

>creatura

>into racemixing

<oof


 No.171036

>>171034

Girls don't have cumdies.


 No.171037

File: 1bbdf81c6706199⋯.png (84.46 KB, 706x680, 353:340, G734HGcGGZPIZYowKl3aUZrBo-….png)

>>171036

I dunno about that.


 No.171038

>>171037

I wouldn't know tbh. I certainly wouldn't have that effect on them.


 No.171039

Colicy aboriginal infant


 No.171040

171040


 No.171041

File: e7bf73d24f9fec2⋯.png (180.83 KB, 449x449, 1:1, anime girl.png)

>>171040

wtf how'd he do it mods


 No.171042

>>171037

Spotted the incel


 No.171043

>>171041

Rape machine


 No.171044

File: af067ca2acf9f0f⋯.png (311.38 KB, 1883x283, 1883:283, Shop_online,_pick_up_in_st….png)

File: 429ad8551ee91ce⋯.png (91.75 KB, 900x600, 3:2, 429ad8551ee91cefcdfc2fed00….png)

Is Dan getting inspiration here or is someone here working at Dan's?


 No.171045

File: 6038ca79c82ed60⋯.png (178.36 KB, 960x596, 240:149, 408727003d52d6754cd1471840….png)

>tfw waiting for an update


 No.171046

>>171027

Make it to where?


 No.171047

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

>>171046

>Make it to where?


 No.171048

>order package from gumtree out of state

>forget that when I signed up years ago I gave the name "ryan tipton", because I don't want randoms to know my name and I've only done local pickups before

>have mypost card with address that matches the delivery address

Can I collect the package with just the card?


 No.171049

>>171045

Will it be eum or vb? place your bets now!


 No.171050

>>171048

>Can I collect the package with just the card?

Not if it is signed for as they would want ID.


 No.171051

>>171049

>eum

Emus is were my money is at, he needs good aboriginal fuel or his engine will knock.


 No.171052

>>171050

Fuck. I went to the post office to tell them in advance, but it was a fucking chink at the counter so I couldn't get an answer.


 No.171053

>>171050

If it's the standard Australia Post card in your mailbox, you can tick the bit authorising somebody else to collect on your behalf, and fill out the fields as appropriate.


 No.171054

>>171052

You can always try and say you are picking it up for a m8 who signed the back of the card.


 No.171055

>>171053

Yes, depends on what the sender request and if the chink can read those instructions.


 No.171056

>>171054

I'll try that and I'll try to make sure I get a white 25-30 male with no noticeable soy features. If it's the chink again I'm fucked, they're super suspicious and have zero flexibility because back home they get sent to gulag if they don't act like robots.

>>171055

>>171053

I'll ask the sender if it requires a signature.


 No.171057

>>171049

He's been getting the VBs of late, I think he will go back to his old familiar boong juice


 No.171058

>>171056

If he gives you any grief tell him you'll burn his shop down. He'll give you your package.


 No.171059

>>171055

I made Mummybot collect shit for me when I was waging and she never had an issue.


 No.171060

>>171059

In fact, now that I remember, I even had some Nazi gear delivered to an "Ezra Kikestein" and never got queried.


 No.171061

>>171058

Thank you NEET I knew I could count on you for some sound advice.

>>171059

Did your packages need signatures? It probably depends on that and the wagie as well. Fuck I hope I can pick this shit up it was $280


 No.171062

>>171061

If no signature is required, usually the postie will just leave it on your doormat or whatever.

If a signature is required, they leave a card.

On the back of the card you can tick a box authorising somebody else to collect it.

You tick that box, write your fake name in the box along side, and then write your real name in the collector's field.

Easy.


 No.171063

File: 88ea86364ba068f⋯.png (2.18 MB, 1641x1122, 547:374, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.171064

>>171063

You're fine, sign it chink in running writing for the addressee part.


 No.171065

>>171064

NEETs worry about some stupid shit at times.


 No.171066

>>171062

>>171063

>>171064

>>171065

Thanks. It's been so long since I had to sign shit that I forgot this even existed. Thanks anons.


 No.171067

File: 84067011acc565e⋯.png (30.96 KB, 238x251, 238:251, danny4life.png)

>>171065

It's goon deficiency syndrome. I couldn't stop smiling at my local Dan's he put his face all around the store on shit to sell snacks and around the isles.


 No.171068

I mean thanks NEETs


 No.171069

some personal news: beginning in november, i will continue to be a huge idiot and my life will still be a fucked up mess


 No.171070

Going to meet a mate NEETs, might check in later tonight


 No.171071

>>171070

Have fun.


 No.171072


 No.171073

File: 53105ac6243ed4a⋯.png (142.29 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.171074

>>171071

Thank you NEET will do

>>171073

Based waiting for a mate man


 No.171075

File: 4d7b10200732ea7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 304.81 KB, 372x375, 124:125, 4d7b10200732ea712d1679f753….png)

>>171069

Proudly sponsored by


 No.171076

>tfw no gf or mates

i am a very lonely person NEETs


 No.171077

File: 0b92fdf06186daa⋯.jpg (97.08 KB, 680x545, 136:109, hdigdnr.jpg)


 No.171078

File: c5d073ac266329d⋯.png (2.6 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>171070

Flood detected; Post discarded.


 No.171079

>>171075

This man makes me feel extremely uncomfortable.


 No.171080

File: 015c781ab6736b5⋯.jpg (62.58 KB, 480x480, 1:1, client-small-dan-murphys.jpg)

>>171076

I'm here for you mate


 No.171081

>>171076

I'll be your mate.


 No.171082

File: 83e25ee0a567fbc⋯.png (141.44 KB, 733x420, 733:420, 4e623e650509ad85eceed9b6ec….png)


 No.171083

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

>>171076

Don't worry, Dan can be your truest friend.


 No.171084

>>171076

Today I remembered that my father met my mother when he was 20, married her when he was 25, and made me when he was 30. I'm 38 and never had a GF.


 No.171085

I want to let doggo attack a small animal. She's always so excited when she chases magpies around the park.


 No.171086

>>171084

what has it been like? any advice for younger NEETs who might end up walking your path.


 No.171087

>>171085

Get her to attack a migrant child.


 No.171088

>>171047

I don't drink though… It's too fattening.


 No.171089

>>171083

>>171082

Damn you neets are predictable.


 No.171090

>>171085

>I want to let doggo attack a small animal. She's always so excited when she chases Boongs around the park.


 No.171091

>>171089

Remember when Dan cried when I called him utterly predictable?


 No.171092

>>171091

Dan's a sensitive man.


 No.171093

File: e72c14e1687524a⋯.jpg (367.61 KB, 1158x1890, 193:315, 1ea8265be4707bf5b189c80586….jpg)

>There the Rumanians joined hands with the east wing of the Italian 8th Army witch had yet to be attacked(a pleasure to come!)

And they say Germans don't have a sense of humour.


 No.171094

File: 523db0a1b759fb4⋯.jpg (96.67 KB, 680x545, 136:109, 0b92fdf06186daacaf4c1efcf1….jpg)


 No.171095

File: 75fd7ca756d30db⋯.jpg (327.53 KB, 1162x800, 581:400, 75fd7ca756d30dba030e7b333d….jpg)

>>171091

If I recall that incident correctly, it was YOU who ended up crying neet. You kept on begging for mercy from the iron bar or something. Really not very becoming.


 No.171096


 No.171097

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.171098

File: 6f6e969a9712cf0⋯.jpg (110.3 KB, 334x442, 167:221, 8ca04cd7a582bd494f277ec559….jpg)

>>171096

No you are.


 No.171099

File: aa958c2be6b0318⋯.png (96.57 KB, 1107x268, 1107:268, chimpout6.png)

Ahh, diversity, the gift that keeps on giving. Are you enjoying your cultural enrichment, Melbourne neets?


 No.171100

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>171097

Very comfy video, I came across this one the other day.


 No.171101

>>171099

i like how youths now means niggers


 No.171102

>>171101

I was just thinking the same thing. When the media does mention the race of the attackers, it's usually buried many paragraphs down. 'of African appearance' - like we're not quite sure, we don't want to say anything racist in case it was just a trick of the light or something.


 No.171103

>>171102

>in case it was just a trick of the light or something.

Wouldn't they more likely to be hiding in the shadows?


 No.171104

>>171100

Not a big fan of asians, but it was interesting watching her cook.


 No.171105

>>171101

>>171102

It''s going to get worse tbh, like the other NEET and HueNEET were saying before society is turning into some dystopian cyberpunk hellscape.


 No.171106

>>171102

They're quick to describe a fucking white guy though, and show you his name and photo as soon as there is an arrest.


 No.171107

>>171106

>white male attacker (16) responsible for brutal jaywalking

>troubled youth caught up in armed self defence at local bank chain, investigators say the cctv malfunctioned and the exact chain of events is unknown


 No.171108

>>170977

Adequately made Gen NEET. I get worried when I leave and it's near NEW time.


 No.171109

>>170941

Ended up only having one of the viet rolls she packed me, she packed three. My coworker went to subway and found out it was two for one and gave me one.

I only had half the sub so now there's half a sub and two viet rolls in the fridge at work, they're going to be shit by the time I get back.


 No.171110

>>170983

I remember reading about some idea where we live on celestial moons that have all the bits and pieces of society but we could return to Earth to live off the land, basically as the animals we are and then die.

I would probably prefer living here without all of the society.


 No.171111

>>171109

I warned all you cunts about 2 for 1 Subway this morning, but did anybody listen? NOOOOOO.


 No.171112

>>170986

>overestimate the value of the floral resources they collected.

That's interesting.

Today was the third day in a row that I took drugs at work, I wasn't even in pain.

I was all stressed out and so I said that I should take some, then a coworker said I should. So I did. Then when I was a bit mellowed out she proceeded to tell me about stuff she learnt from the Buddhist monastery she sometimes attends.

She said in a crisis would I prefer to be around the person who acknowledges what has happened then thinks about what can be done or would I prefer to be around the person who is stressing and can't cope and is running around in a panic, then she said I am acting like the second person.

If it is all fucked, then if you have a plan there is nothing to worry about (that continues, if the first plan fucks up make another), alternatively, if everything is truly fucked well then there's no need to worry anyway because nothing can be done.


 No.171113

>>171111

I knew about it but she packed me lunch.

He said that the line was out the door when he went there.

He got me a chicken, cheddar and ranch sub with lettuce, onion and capsican. The ranch and cheddar was a funny mix.


 No.171114

>>170969

That looks expensive for what it is.


 No.171115

>>170988

I have over half a bottle of whiskey that I will not touch today.


 No.171116

File: e8d5a84732a11ad⋯.png (447.41 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Screenshot_2018-11-02 Stom….png)

who /NEETPARTY/ tonight?


 No.171117

>>171114

In a cafe? Sure. But as an at-home meal, it would be nice.


 No.171118

>>170998

Fucking hell, what cunts.


 No.171119

>>171117

Yeah, although I would be too lazy to cut the crusts off.


 No.171120

>>170999

I hate that they hang out in lower socio-economic areas. I had the rspca going around asking people to pledge $2 a day.

People in my area are all pensioners or on the dole, $60 a month is heaps for them. It's heaps for me and I work. Go to fucking rich areas and get them to give you $50 notes.


 No.171121

>>170972

You have a good soul Argie, I wish all our foreigners were like you.


 No.171122

>>171121

Argie is a good lad tbh


 No.171123

>>171038

Weber knows all about that.


 No.171124

File: 49dcb8dfcd6759a⋯.jpg (1.15 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-11-02 16.26.23.jpg)

Dan time


 No.171125


 No.171126

>>171100

You posted this reply only 6 minutes after him and that video is 13 minutes long.

I have to question how much of it was comfy as you didn't even watch half.


 No.171127

>>171123

You are replying to him.


 No.171128

>>171124

you better show us what you get so i can judge


 No.171129

>>171126

I watched it all, just paused to say how comfy it was.


 No.171130

maybe if it is the day of the dead I will dream of friends, long gone


 No.171131

>>171130

A depressing post.


 No.171132

>>171130

You're lucky to have had them in the first place anon


 No.171133

>>171097

Yes NEET, like the other NEET said, that was a very comfy video.

Not that he would actually know.


 No.171134

File: e455578d939f0d7⋯.jpg (14.51 KB, 477x539, 477:539, 1518014781787.jpg)

>tfw Dan's elixir is tempting me to mock other NEETs and cause trouble.


 No.171135

File: d3ddfe196161388⋯.jpg (2.39 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-11-02 16.44.03.jpg)

>>171128

Just the usual


 No.171136

>>171134

The big narkyNEET is in the house.


 No.171137

>>171136

.I am never narky tbh, i must hold back.


 No.171138


 No.171139

>>171135

15 cans a night. That's an achievement.


 No.171140


 No.171141

>>171138

C H I N K E D


 No.171142

>>171138

yeah watched that earlier on liveleak, crazy chinese


 No.171143

>>171100

I wasn't real keen on the acting, I don't think that was necessary.


 No.171144

Might get a sixpack of light beers


 No.171145


 No.171146

File: 125ac75fbc1929e⋯.png (940.88 KB, 743x611, 743:611, dinner.png)


 No.171147

>>171146

Should have just put the big sausage things in hotdog buns.


 No.171148

>>171143

>>171100

Other than that it was good.


 No.171149


 No.171150

>>171147

>the big sausage things


 No.171151

>>171147

>sushi hotdog

hmmm


 No.171152

>>171146

They dont look bad for homemade ones, good job anon.

im drinking vegetable juice


 No.171153

not posting a good night tonight

nobody replied last couple of nights

fuck you all


 No.171154

>>171153

Good night NEEToe.


 No.171155

>>171153

Sweet dreams


 No.171156

>>171153

i sleep during the day, so i dont wish people a good shleep


 No.171157

>>171154

>>171155

I'M NOT GOING TO BED YET


 No.171158

>>171157

Did you post a picture of a qt before you said goodnight?


 No.171159

>>171153

night m8, catch ya tomorrow


 No.171160

>>171153

H A V E A G O O N


 No.171161

>>171118

It's karmic punishment for leaving the house.


 No.171162

>>171157

Someone sounds a little cranky.


 No.171163

>>171161

**Karmic punishment for being a bigboi

>>171162

Indeed, he seems all tuckered out, needs a nap.


 No.171164


 No.171165

>>171088

Its not fattening if its the only thing you drink and you dont eat much


 No.171166

>>171165

Goon comaing through a week is the fastest way to lose weight.


 No.171167

>>171157

Go to sleep mate, you'll feel better afterwards.


 No.171168

>>171167

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF ME?!


 No.171169

>>171164

Ah I see, well you have some pretty hard competition to beat, oriental fancier posts the best qts around here.


 No.171170

Why would you got to bed at such an hour? The sun is still up.


 No.171171

>>171170

Until you back out unless you have dexies.


 No.171172

>>171168

Stretch out under than doona and feel that soft pillow beneath your heavy head.

You've ad a big day and it's time for you to rest.


 No.171173

I'm convincing myself I should go to bed, that sounds nice.


 No.171174

File: c1a8c56503d3ee2⋯.jpg (257.53 KB, 998x605, 998:605, kfc-wolrd-record.jpg)

>>171163

>bigboi

Being a bigboi has its privileges - for instance, if you die of an obesity related cause, such as heart attack, you get 72 buckets of kfc in the afterlife. Original recipe.


 No.171175

Storm's a comin' sydney NEET hav' ya batter down the hatches?


 No.171176

fuck me neets Work is hard


 No.171177

>>171175

Definitely not.


 No.171178

>>171175

Yep all battened down.


 No.171179

>>171176

Yeah it is.


 No.171180

another week another dollar, neetoes


 No.171181

>>171180

Another dollar invested at Dan's.


 No.171182

>>171181

I'll invest one for each hour of work on my pilgrimage tomorrow


 No.171183

>>171145

ended up getting full strength


 No.171184

>>171182

$38 won't even get you a bottle.


 No.171185

might put a podcast on

no idea what else to do


 No.171186


 No.171187

>>171185

Do it on the snail life-cycle and use it as an analogy for NEETdom.


 No.171188

File: fd825efb1dbac83⋯.jpg (274.29 KB, 912x956, 228:239, 1495363823313.jpg)

What's a good Australian website to buy instruments, specifically a keyboard, from? Also with that said, I used to take keyboard lesson

s but would have stopped something close to a decade ago, would it be best if I buy learner books or whatever they're called to help me relearn and remember how to play a keyboard as well as relearn how to read music?

>>171185

Have a wank mate, I'm about to.


 No.171189

>>171185

watch faggot reacting to a plant getting revealed for Smash


 No.171190

>>171188

Maybe check out a music store

Though on that note I know KORG and Yamaha are alright keyboard brands abet pricey


 No.171191

>>171189

what do these words mean


 No.171192

File: 72a59197b4f8600⋯.jpg (381.04 KB, 1332x2259, 148:251, MASTER_NIGFOOLOH.jpg)

2017: "how good's the food?"

2018: "how powerful's the spirit magic?"


 No.171193

The storm approaches.


 No.171194

>>171192

word is cruisy's missus put a hex on the gen


 No.171195

File: dfc905fd56295ec⋯.jpg (449.04 KB, 1688x3391, 1688:3391, MrBARAKA.jpg)

>>171192

Dont laugh sydcucks you got it too.


 No.171196

>>171192

At least they're not stealing people's stuff for their drug money, I guess


 No.171197


 No.171198

>>171195

Is that Cruisey's Missos Dad

He did say he's a religious man but wow


 No.171199

>>171196

pretty sure taking money off someone for a fraudulent service is actually 'stealing' of sorts

IANAL


 No.171200

>>171199

Yeah but it's stealing from retards


 No.171201

>>171200

retards stealing from retards: the new 21st century aussie economy


 No.171202

>>171201

isn't that most political systems in a nutshell


 No.171203

>>171202

Valid point.

Still, i preferred it when the closest thing to retard africans that one would experience in australia was a rerun of The Gods must be Crazy on free to air telly


 No.171204

>>171203

I never had free to air as a child


 No.171205

the meme boomer drinks were on special at coles today


 No.171206

>>171204

what did you do instead?


 No.171207

the booze is kicking in


 No.171208

>>171188

Wanking is bad for your hands, you can't fiddle the ivory and your junk.


 No.171209

>>171206

We lived in a sorta rural area where we had no Free to Air signal and the satalites for FtA we'ren't really a thing since the rest of the town sorta got a signal so we got Austar Foxtel to you cityfags


 No.171210

>>171209

>Austar

My grandfolks had that.


 No.171211

>>171198

heh

he's master of balck and white >>171192


 No.171212

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>171199

Don't be naive, you're stealing from thieves.


 No.171213

>>171211

though also infertillity and impotance so it gets more confusing since Cruisey has no kids with his wife


 No.171214

>>171213

He puts juju charms on his head and gris gris on the floor when he performs the ritual.


 No.171215

>>171205

>4chan 2017

>Monster is Kiked

>4chan 2018

>LOL LE SUGAR FREE MONSTER BAASSSED LEIK TRUMP


 No.171216

>>171214

>gris gris

This sounds like an Indonesian thing

Monk??


 No.171217

>>171211

All work are COONfidential


 No.171218

File: 7e195fbd7e69dd0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 256.56 KB, 1772x1080, 443:270, e247edf4b946c2a00de632e001….jpg)

>>171217

GOONfidential


 No.171219

File: 6dc89468014b24c⋯.png (42.13 KB, 318x240, 53:40, 1529526426929.png)

>>171215

It's just a meme, also tomorrow is boomer saturday.


 No.171220

>>171219

I thought Sunday is Boomer mowing day

Saturday is Boomer take kids to sport day


 No.171221

Why are there fireworks going off in Adelaide?


 No.171222

>>171215

I've been drinking them for a while and have mixed feelings about their fresh new meme status. I can't help but wonder if any lingering autists are calling me a boomer inside their minds.


 No.171223

File: ca25ca695c702ce⋯.jpg (58.3 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, RaMu.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.171224

>>171220

Mow it 10am Saturday

Edge it 10am Sunday


 No.171225

>>171222

Drink Mothers instead, the same shit but not as meemy


 No.171226

>>171223

Goodnight oriental fancier.


 No.171227

>>171223

Goodnight NEET


 No.171228

>>171221

DAY OF THE POSSUM

DAY OF THE POSSUM

DAY OF THE POSSUM

DAY OF THE POSSUM

DAY OF THE POSSUM

DAY OF THE POSSUM

DAY OF THE POSSUM

DAY OF THE POSSUM

DAY OF THE POSSUM

DAY OF THE POSSUM


 No.171229

>>171225

I actually have been recently. I like the taste a bit better but I am a cheapskate at heart.


 No.171230

>>171220

Sunday is when boomers get mad at you for mowing because it's supposed to be a day of rest


 No.171231

>>171229

Aren't Mothers always $7 now


 No.171232

>>171228

Night of the possum.


 No.171233

To all monster SHILLS: Fuck off


 No.171234

File: 720fd74eb5b327e⋯.jpg (80.32 KB, 680x661, 680:661, 1537592748400.jpg)

>>171233

Monster is endorsed by Dan, thus also endorsed by the council.


 No.171235

File: 0380e55e9165b1a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 62.29 KB, 900x900, 1:1, dan.jpg)

>>171233

This, only Dan Shilling allowed


 No.171236

>>171234

have a Berocca suppository instead


 No.171237

>>171231

I didn't even know they sold 4 packs of Mother. At least in sugar free, the sugar ones are horrid.

>>171233

If I was getting paid to shill I wouldn't be drinking shitty energy drinks


 No.171238

File: 9296451b36acd6d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 92.75 KB, 700x442, 350:221, daan.png)

>>171234

Not if you're fucking buying them from fucking Coles, fugg off


 No.171239

>>171236

Berocca is for quitters


 No.171240

>>171236

Tingly


 No.171241

>>171237

Yeah mate in the 500mls, Apple isn't bad though yeah is pretty fucking sugary


 No.171242

>>171240

The B in Vitamin B stands for Bumtingles


 No.171243

Aboriginal barf grenade


 No.171244

>>171221

It's a coup. I hope…


 No.171245

Monster + Goon would be a pretty good combo tbh, might even prevent gooncomas.


 No.171246

>>171245

goon heart attacks are the future


 No.171247

>>171221

did some digging and found this

https://www.weekendnotes.com/rostrevor-college-spring-fair/

Yes it's back in 2013 but possibly a yearly thing


 No.171248

>>171247

Thanks mate appreciate it


 No.171249

>>171245

I have tried this, not the best idea but I will do it again


 No.171250

Try beer and coca cola

:^)


 No.171251

>>171250

I have done this before, surprisingly good.


 No.171252

>>171250

Try Goon and cum


 No.171253

>>171251

I barfed when I tried it.


 No.171254

>>171232

Do not jest about such things.


 No.171255


 No.171256

>>171250

I had this once at a normie party. It was not great but the normies all acted like it was liquid dogshit. Nobody can match the steel stomach of the seasoned neet, I guess.


 No.171257

>>171245

beer + smirnoff black = turboShandy

It's not a respectable drink but it'll get you shitfaced in no time and tastes pretty decent


 No.171258

>>171256

It might be that it gets worse the longer you let it sit

Talking out of my arse here, the yeast in the beer probably love the great load of sugar that gets dumped in from the coke and they go nuts producing toxic waste that consists of more than just ethanol


 No.171259

>>171257

Carlton used to make Beer like 8 years ago with vodka shots in it.


 No.171260

>>171259

hm yeah i recall trying it i think it tasted like some noonga tipped his metho in my beer


 No.171261

>>171260

It just tasted like normal beer tbh, used to get cunts fucked up though.


 No.171262

>>171261

vodka is truly a magical invention


 No.171263


 No.171264

>>171263

this jap guy is my favorite neet


 No.171265

>>171264

because, i want to please answer this poll.


 No.171266

>>171265

wow you're actually sentient


 No.171267

>>171265

What does と言うわけで mean when someone says it at the beginning of a new scene in an anime?


 No.171268

Goodnight NEETs, Ill see you tomorrow


 No.171269

File: b6001d227f1fadf⋯.jpg (194.56 KB, 804x804, 1:1, 98fe7d4f61ea846a7803131671….jpg)

>>171265

>>171263

Sorry, fren, I don't understand it.


 No.171270

>>171268

sleep well friend neet


 No.171271


 No.171272

File: 85c1ec9c677b473⋯.jpg (28.01 KB, 510x383, 510:383, 1536483573235.jpg)

Drinking a tea.


 No.171273

Having a wee


 No.171274

Watching TV


 No.171275

>>171274

I wouldn't recommend that.


 No.171276

>on 3rd day of DOMS

Never gym. Not even once.


 No.171277

it's friday night bros

love is hard to find


 No.171278

Went to Melbourne CBD for the first time in a year.

It is a fucking zoo. Even the gf complained about the amount of Chinese.

I just wanted some Indian cunt to bump into me and have a go. Infuriating.


 No.171279

None of you read or cared about what my coworker said.

I thought it was might've been very relatable to some of you.

>She said in a crisis would I prefer to be around the person who acknowledges what has happened then thinks about what can be done or would I prefer to be around the person who is stressing and can't cope and is running around in a panic, then she said I am acting like the second person.

>If it is all fucked, then if you have a plan there is nothing to worry about (that continues, if the first plan fucks up make another), alternatively, if everything is truly fucked well then there's no need to worry anyway because nothing can be done.


 No.171280


 No.171281

>>171280

PTSD isn't real


 No.171282

aboriginal rape


 No.171283

only had two beers, felt like six.

time for a cuppa


 No.171284

Having a wank


 No.171285

Is baneposting still a thing, or is that so 2014 now


 No.171286

evening neets. have the wagies app give to bed yet?


 No.171287

File: a63654ecc0b8a27⋯.jpg (642.75 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 0380e55e9165b1ac1780542ce5….jpg)


 No.171288

>>171279

It doesn't make sense


 No.171289

File: e0a30bd7ba69d24⋯.webm (14.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1512456697178.webm)

It's real Neet hours.


 No.171290

>>171289

This is why guns should be easier to get in Australia


 No.171291

>>171267

that's what you say after you explained something. lit meaning shoveling like " the aforementioned explanation means (x) should" or in this case, "and so that's why we should… "in that case they use it to imply something has just been explained that the viewer doesn't need to see because it's just setting the scene


 No.171292

>>171289

this is my favorite nnd of the golden decade


 No.171293

Headpins in bed NEETs.

Faaark I love Bundy


 No.171294

File: d0698de7c38e3c3⋯.jpg (295.58 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, S81103-02200727.jpg)

www.fairdinkumpower.com.au/learn-more


 No.171295

File: 451677ab535398f⋯.jpg (307.5 KB, 2199x2163, 733:721, Sabre 133.jpg)

Bed time.


 No.171296

nini saber


 No.171297

>tfw depressed


 No.171298

>>171295

goodnight


 No.171299

>tfw impressed


 No.171300

>jerked off for 3 whole hours

Im such a dipshit


 No.171301

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>171110

>I would probably prefer living here without all of the society.

It would be great to live like that, neet.

>>171006

Very comfy anime, anon. Check it out. I watched the first episode already.


 No.171302


 No.171303

Had a good night meeting with my mate, at his place in Gippsland now. Night Night NEETs


 No.171304

Morning neets, woke up too early, as happens far too often.


 No.171305

>>171304

is 11pm too early?


 No.171306

good morning NEETs


 No.171307

>>171167

YOU WERE WRONG!


 No.171308


 No.171309

im going to wash my penis today and clean my room


 No.171310

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>171188

Yes, get beginner books and make 100% sure you're following the correct fingering at all times. Also get one of the Czerny or Hanon books and practice the exercises correctly. Correctness is more important than speed, which will come with time.


 No.171311

>>171309

You'll be beered or gooned by noon like the rest of us.


 No.171312

>>171311

Well at least he will be getting gooned with a clean penis and room.


 No.171313

Good / Goon morning all.


 No.171314

File: fdc66cf6fd4106e⋯.png (303.4 KB, 461x716, 461:716, smokeleton.png)

>younger brother is watching a rainbow haired dyke muttess play league of legends on twitch

>tell him he's supporting a dyke

>he says "just because she dyes her hair doesn't mean she's anything" (he's unaware of SJWs)

>no idea how to make him understand

>tell him he's losing the contest of who among us is the biggest loser

>he's suddenly struck by a degree reality, seems to be watching some Naruto now

I guess Naruto is a step lower in the garbage spectrum, and I did teach him to stop watching it on television because it gives the shitty TV channel it still airs in over here ad revenue, and now he torrents the episodes with the original japanese audio and fansubs.


 No.171315

i have successfully cleaned my room and washed my penis but i hit my head.


 No.171316

>>171314

>Naruto

do kids still watch that, I thought it ended


 No.171317

>>171316

It has, but a new series is available called Boruto about his kids.


 No.171318

>>171317

>Boruto

Holy shit it's real, it sounds like fake OC


 No.171319

>>171317

AW FUGG :D IDS BORUDO :DD D :DDD :DDD DD :DDDDDD


 No.171320

>>171276

DOMMED


 No.171321

>>171319

:DDDDDDDDDD Borudo


 No.171322

>>171316

The degeneracy of modern anime and cartoons froze South America in an eternal state of repeatedly airing almost exclusively old stuff. Tom and Jerry still airs over here. Naruto isn't degenerate, so nobody but weaboos angry at the ongoing death of anime would oppose its airing, and we're a tiny dying minority and don't watch television anyway.

30 years from now spaniard and brazillian kids will be watching naruto, just like they have been doing it with dragon ball.


 No.171323

I saw a 30 year old boomer buy a slab of white Monster cans at Coles this morning.


 No.171324

>>171323

was it you


 No.171325

>>171322

Tom and Jerry is the shit hough


 No.171326


 No.171327

>>171324

Let's hope he's stocked up.


 No.171328

File: 2a253feb1081f1d⋯.jpg (190.16 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, faggot.jpg)

Neither of them seem to realise he is gay.

That isn't a tattoo either, it's a stocking sleeve with a tattoo printed on it.


 No.171329

>>171325

Truth.

Original Looney Tunes were better though.


 No.171330

File: 1b81f9200bef807⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out100600.png)

>>171297

>>171299

>>171300

>>171304

>>171305

>>171306

>>171308

>>171309

>>171313

>>171323 SHILL

Good morning freeters and NEETs. Don't traumatise any nice old women today, and don't buy any soft drink swill.


 No.171331

>>171330

>SHILL

Fuck off you disgusting tonsil pig.


 No.171332


 No.171333

>>171329

Looney Tunes is bretty good but I'd say T&J Oozed more style to it


 No.171334

>>171330

>Don't traumatise any nice old women today

What about a nice young NEET


 No.171335


 No.171336

>>171332

I'd say humanity has been improved slightly by the heroic eugenic actions of this dog, but unless we nuke scotland it's really too little too late.


 No.171337

>>171330

Morning Karen and associates.


 No.171338

>>171328

Why does it matter if he's a homosexual?


 No.171339

>>171338

oh boy


 No.171340

>>171338

because that faggot is slaying more pussy than the rest of the board put together


 No.171341

>>171330

Good morning Karen. There have been rumours that you're the illegitimate daughter of liquor tycoon Dan Murphy and a japanese mother.


 No.171342

File: 0d7a7835a6e199a⋯.png (262.19 KB, 636x319, 636:319, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.171343

>>171307

Mate, have a nap.


 No.171344

That hangover


 No.171345

File: 9783c7e3ba93c18⋯.jpg (75.89 KB, 655x351, 655:351, stress.jpg)


 No.171346

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>171310

He should learn some boogie


 No.171347

>>171346

If you learn classical piano properly, you can play anything later on. I'm not sure the reverse is true.


 No.171348

>>171347

Yeah, I think you're right. That guy you posted is very good. His left hand is on point.


 No.171349

File: ace8c966f3550ac⋯.jpg (52.75 KB, 620x350, 62:35, removed.jpg)

>>171342

Clearly, we must spread islam in Europe.


 No.171350

File: afa72b4d8f9651d⋯.jpeg (2.91 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 537F567B-FF9A-4A70-9B89-E….jpeg)

Comfy ride today bros


 No.171351

>>171349

No, we mustn't. The graphic though, does prove a link between sexual degeneracy and societal destruction.


 No.171352

File: 571a918662aa731⋯.jpg (50.09 KB, 375x563, 375:563, marissaminx02.jpg)

>>171350

Where's the ute?


 No.171353

File: 2fed6c0fce76fe2⋯.png (62.71 KB, 448x327, 448:327, megapuke.png)


 No.171354

File: a33cfb88e73cd59⋯.jpg (2.76 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, image.jpg)

>>171352

No utes


 No.171355

>>171354

Where's the Mustang?


 No.171356

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>171347

Just want to share this.


 No.171357

File: c920d29a54abc13⋯.jpg (105.04 KB, 960x720, 4:3, c920d29a54abc135f7cf2ee0d5….jpg)


 No.171358

>>171328

Who are these people?


 No.171359

>>171357

I was so disgusted I forgot to point to >>171352


 No.171360

>>171350

Otford Lookout?


 No.171361

>>171354

>>171350

Looking good mate, good day for it.


 No.171362

>>171356

Sounds alright.

I noticed around the 2:40 mark he plays some repeating notes on the right hand and uses the same finger each time, which is a big no-no.


 No.171363

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>171362

I think that's because the pinky finger needs to stay where it is. That guy and this guy were both sort of taught be Professor Longhair and he just made shit up.


 No.171364

>>171358

Banjo teacher and her boyfriend at the Taylor Swift concert in Sydney.


 No.171365

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>171364

I would not trust what that teacher is teaching you.


 No.171366

>>171322

I can confirm this.

But i also agree with this >>171325 and this >>171333


 No.171367

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is weird.


 No.171368

>>171365

It's only a 6 week introduction.

She still hasn't asked my name and kind of skips past me when she walks round the circle listening to each of the students.

Unfortunately there's only one other instructor in Adelaide, and he taught her.

I'll suss things out in week 6.


 No.171369

>>171367

Just a bunch of kvetching.


 No.171370

>>171335

That is fucking amazing.

Yes to all of that.


 No.171371

>>171353

The most famous person from oz since Paul hogan


 No.171372

Tfw no Latina hooker gf to do coke off and rape


 No.171373

>>171372

Fucking aye, reading that has got me all worked up.


 No.171374

>>171354

Very nice.


 No.171375

Fibrous fecal sludge.


 No.171376

Abo porn.


 No.171377

Really feel like being a degenerate and having a few morning drinks to go with this hangover.

The gf would be really disappointed though and tbh even the thought of it is a little embarrassing.

It's worrying how easily I used to write off a whole day just to stay pissed and coddled in my own dreamworld. After soctober I'm really starting to think maybe I just can't handle alcohol like most adults seem to and perhaps I should steer clear in general. I can hold up appearances in public and not go too hard, but I always like a strong drink or two once I'm home to get that ol lively drunken mania feeling going like old times.

Guess I'll have a coffee and read my emails like a normie


 No.171378

File: 8239aa8ee14ce94⋯.png (483.47 KB, 750x422, 375:211, 536203161_750x422.png)

Decided to extend out halloween yet another day by watching horror movies and eating chocolate. Starting the day with In a Quiet Place, which is supposedly about sound seeking monsters, so hopefully their won't be too much lame horror-movie dialogue.


 No.171379

>>171378

First 10 minutes of the movie go by without a single word being spoken - such a relief. But the annoying little kid has grabbed a battery powered toy, so I suspect he's about to get his whole family killed.


 No.171380

File: 9e85ca3e67bc9c8⋯.jpg (76.31 KB, 576x576, 1:1, jaz3adod8lv11.jpg)

No NEET November


 No.171381

i am thinking about going NEET university and doing the Applied NEET philosophies but i dont know what to major in i was think NEETlore or NEETlaw. Any NEETs here have any suggests?


 No.171382

How is everyone spending their Saturday


 No.171383

>>171382

I will study and go to the gym


 No.171384

File: 3cd46541bc003a3⋯.jpg (87.72 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 3cd46541bc003a3911e4b6e23c….jpg)

>>171381

Don't fall for the university jew. Go to tafe and get a certificate in applied liquor store operations, so you can make them danbux.


 No.171385

>>171379

The characters in this movie spend all their time talking in sign language - they should've got subtitles for those of us who don't know signing. Hopefully this isn't going to degenerate into a family drama film where the twist is the characters can't actually speak to each other.


 No.171386

File: cd14a7704af5859⋯.png (207.32 KB, 372x375, 124:125, 4d7b10200732ea712d1679f753….png)

>>171380

Son, I have never told you this but 🔲 🔲🔲🔲🔲 🔲🔲🔲🔲 🔲🔲🔲


 No.171387

>>171385

Find a English sub, that's what I normally do when the English ancient is particular thick and a hybrid of their native tongue just so I know what is going on (I can understand 85% but that 15% even when misinterpret often changes your understanding).


 No.171388

>>171386

I'd Like to solve the Puzzle

I WILL RAPE YOU


 No.171389

>>171388

I will accept that as a solution. Upon reflection I fucked up what the message was going to be.


 No.171390

>>171378

iirc there's only one scene with dialogue. I enjoyed the flick.


 No.171391

>>171377

The trick is to not drink to the point where you'll have a hangover. But that kind of ruins the point of drinking.


 No.171392

>>171391

I find the best way to do it is to drink so much you'll still be drunk when you wake up so then you wont get a hangover


 No.171393

>>171392

This technique or guzzle water before you sleep to help ward of any of the more severe symptoms.


 No.171394

>>171387

>>171390

I've got subtitles with the movie, but they don't have text for the sign language. Much of the film's communication is done by signing/gesture, facial expressions, body language etc, so I feel us autist types are at a disadvantage.


 No.171395

>>171391

I'm not sure I would enjoy that. I've always drank way faster than other people in a social setting and always known that I'm drinking to get drunk.

I really enjoy the rush of going from sober to drive, maybe more than being drunk itself. Guess that's why I liked getting on the goon so much. It's a bit of a thrill. Having a few beers over a few hours is so boring. I am a degenerate hedonistic boong at heart.


 No.171396

>>171395

eh same except I'm a social recluse so I get fucking pissed and start shitposting here


 No.171397

>>171394

>so I feel us autist types are at a disadvantage.

That sucks, do they have any "forced" English subs for the film, as those typically include all dialogue, actions and references to music playing?


 No.171398

>>171381

I hear the NEET Theology professor is a pretty wild boong


 No.171399

>Purchased a 4 pack of Adnams from Dans.

>They come in shrinkwrap

>Didn't get a receipt

>Take them home

>Cut off shrinkwrap

>Mould in bottom

>Cans sticky

>Two cans all dinged up but feel full

>Crack first one

>Dead brew

>Crack second one

>Dead brew

>Fuck my life.


 No.171400

>>171399

Guess I'll be going to a different liquor store today


 No.171401

>>171400

Craig would offer the same solution as Dan, but Dan would do it a much more caring and respectful manner.


 No.171402

>>171400

I can't even bring myself to crack the other two.

I hate getting fucked over.


 No.171403

>>171399

Just return them, they'll remember you if you were there yesterday and there will be other 4packs with the same problem.


 No.171404

File: 02e4f6b3c0877a6⋯.jpg (985.11 KB, 803x1214, 803:1214, Cirno 035.jpg)

Morning.


 No.171405

>>171402

Maybe try ringing them up and working out if there is any way you can get a refund without a receipt. If it was this morning the same wagecucks are probably still there.


 No.171406

>>171397

better yet, footnotes explaining why normies are doing the illogical things they're doing.


 No.171407

>>171403

>>171405

I used my members card, so technically they should know. I have other alcohol in me now so I can't drive.


 No.171408

>>171407

You should be able to just get a refund later then surely


 No.171409

File: 6b19524de2bed3b⋯.jpg (77.52 KB, 1200x674, 600:337, ninja_neet1.jpg)

>>171399

Clearly craig has sent his agents to break into Dan's stores and sabotage his products.


 No.171410

>>171408

I'll email them.


 No.171411

>>171409

Probably. What a cunt.


 No.171412

>>171406

A lot of subs sharing sites are open to improvements, if you want to provide your interpretation while improving the quality of the subs.


 No.171413

>>171409

>wear mask

>don't cover eyes and half your head

Guy was already gooned before he sacked some goon.


 No.171414

>>171413

You can't expect a man too poor to afford a goonbag to own a proper mask


 No.171415

>>171413

What does your weekend hold, my dirty brown friend?


 No.171416

its hot and i am feeling lazy that i cant be bothered to wank or play video games.


 No.171417

>>171416

Don't worry neet, only 5 months until it starts to cool down again


 No.171418

>>171416

we're doing no nuts november and no niggers november, remember?


 No.171419

File: 3f384d1308589bd⋯.jpg (34.33 KB, 464x539, 464:539, ninja_neet4.jpg)

>>171413

>>171414

Craig only hires elite ninja masters as his minions. That mask was so expertly made that the top half of it looked like a man's head. That's how good he is.


 No.171420

>>171418

Might as well do No NEET November at that point


 No.171421

Does NEETgang have a member called Noodles? Every gang movie has a Noodles.


 No.171422

>>171421

Can't say I know anything about his member


 No.171423


 No.171424

>>171380

Never.


 No.171425

if you have a crush on me & you aren’t teIIing me that is literaIIy so rude i need the validation


 No.171426

>>171419

Sasuga!


 No.171427

Cold and rainy friday means going to play pool, get drunk and go completely shit-faced to work tomorrow.

Good morning all neets and wagies.


 No.171428

File: 594b1a11e147147⋯.gif (262.88 KB, 500x545, 100:109, 594b1a11e147147eb0a581b653….gif)

>>171415

But I'm the only whitey in the board, I thought this was where abbos hung out?

Mummybot and daddybot didn't work today, they said they won't work for the next 3 days.

My dick rash is almost healed, but I won't be able to moisturize it with mummybot and daddybot around, so I'm not sure if it'll get worse again.

The dick rash is on the top side of my dick, but I moisturized the bottom also. I kind of like how the bottom feels, I think I'll start moisturizing my dick regularly, when I can again of course.

I read 2 volumes of the slayers LNs at some point, and now I started with the anime. In the end I watched 11 episodes straight on my first day, and I don't remember when I started with the anime, but I didn't watch it every single day since then. I'm at episode 10 of the second season and it feels like I did get through episodes at a very high pace. This is indeed a classic everyone has to watch, I recommend slayers to anyone who hasn't experienced it.

One of my private trackers is on freeleech mode for the weekend, but my hard drive is already full of anime. At least until I don't have to seed net-juu no susume anyway, but by then the freeleech period will be done already. I was caught off-guard.

Daddybot has a lot of old documents that he wastes time giving away to shitty projects that try to accumulate old papers. Nothing wrong with the idea, but these projects he takes part in are always garbage. Most of those documents come from a section of our ancestors who were bureucrats in Poland and Germany, and for some reason as they retired they took the documents they dealt with. Most of it is uninteresting stuff, but I have this letter of my great-great-grandmother, titled "to my descendants". It was a fun read when I learned about it

Today daddybot wanted me to install java on his wangblows laptop because some proprietary malware one of those projects makes him install didn't like running on 32 bit java, I hadn't used windows in a long time and it made me pity proprietary communists for their software choices a bit.

The project he's in right now is called "Transkribus" or something of the sort, I was only talking with daddybot because he forced me to so I didn't give him much attention, but basically it's this piece of java malware that doesn't work and you can send your written documents to them and they have some sort of OCR AI that can read old cursive and will archive the OCR'd text and the original. I noticed I'm pretty good with reading old cursive, probably because my handwriting is poor, just like the handwriting of people who spend entire days writing in a hurry.

I don't really know what I'll be doing in the weekend, I usually idle when my parents are around since I can't do anything when they're about.


 No.171429

File: d1cc19ff8c95608⋯.png (1.74 MB, 1295x730, 259:146, 324324.PNG)

Back from my ride, made a vidya which I will upload later.


 No.171430

For a while now I have been making an ice coffee for breakfast every morning. I worked out that they have about 48 grams of sugar in them which is about half the recommend daily sugar intake and almost as much sugar as a large can of Redbull. I don't think I will be doing this now.


 No.171431

>>171429

Does anybody get bent over the bike?


 No.171432

>>171430

Just skip the sugar. You'll get used to it after a while.


 No.171433

>>171431

Occasionally.


 No.171434

>>171429

That is fucking gorgeous.


 No.171435

>>171433

But not in today's video?


 No.171436

>>171432

I don't think I would. Also milk itself has sugar in it too, that is where a bit under half the 48 grams comes from.


 No.171437

>>171435

Unfortunately no.


 No.171438

>>171427

Welp, plan's off. Guess I'll drown my sorrows alone again.


 No.171439

>>171436

It lactose metabolised the same was regular sugar though?


 No.171440

>>171434

It's a lovely area.


 No.171441

>>171437

Just splice in some Cindy Starfall pornography, and I'll use my imagination.


 No.171442


 No.171443

>>171439

I'm not sure.


 No.171444

File: 8c2c954a859b393⋯.png (64.09 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 4408dd5c8a9fceedc9c7d3cc55….png)

>>171439

Sugar is IIRC the easiest energy source to metabolize. that's why MREs for soldiers include so much candy. Carbohydrates as a whole make your body produce a lot of insulin, which is among other things the hormone that stimulates storing fat.

Great for getting love rolls if you don't exercise, but great for acquiring energy if you live an active life.

Lactose is likely the hardest, which makes milk-based foods great to eat if you enjoy fatty food, because you lose so much energy breaking it down you can get away with ingesting more calories, and they satiate your hunger better as you take longer to digest them.

Processing fat in general also takes a lot of water and oxygen from the body, which takes the lungsd and you then have to drink and metabolize the water further lowering gains in calories.

Milk is the NEET's drink, and its byproducts are the best NEET feed. They satiate a NEET's hunger without making him fat.


 No.171445

>>171444

I had a stroke.

>takes the lungsd

Meant:

<taxes the lungs


 No.171446

>>171444

Trips of the Cheese shill


 No.171447

>>171444

>They satiate a NEET's hunger without making him fat.

You won't win the Nurgle 2018 with that attitude.


 No.171448

File: dd17ec69272601f⋯.jpg (96.92 KB, 410x288, 205:144, lactose-intolerance.jpg)

>>171446

>Shilling for cheese and yogurt over milk

Non-whites detected.


 No.171449

>>171448

>whiter regions of south america have higher lactose intolerance

I don't get it.

>Greenland, Iceland and that northern part of Norway have higher lactose intolerance

Interesting. Does it have to do with the fact that nordic peoples raised less cattle, and those are the purest nordics left?


 No.171450

>>171449

>northern part of Norway

I don't see that having a darker shade on this map, but the far north is inhabited by the saami and various non-aryan circumpolar peoples, who probably aren't big milk drinkers.


 No.171451

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/11/02/07/23/tone-river-wa-town-up-for-sale-one-million-dollars

Maybe we can have the NEET commune in WA now?

18 degrees today in Shitbourne, going down to the coast at some point this weekend


 No.171452

>>171450

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Norway_in_the_World_%28%2BAntarctica_claims%29_cropped.svg

Yeah, by northern part of Norway I meant the islands in the far north, which are norwegian territory.


 No.171453

>>171452

Probably full of eskimos, or whatever they like to be called in that part of the arctic.


 No.171454

File: 7926f3a7fad43be⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 316d1a5d102ade4fe777960579….png)

Soon he'll be awake…


 No.171455

Christ Almighty ive got a bothersome creeping hangover. Didn't even drink much last night. Felt ok enough when I got up and had a dart, went for brunch at a cafe with the misso and started shaking like s rattle snake, was worried I might thow up at one point. Went to Cole's and I had to tell her to just get the basics because id had it by that point. So embarrassing, she was just giggling about it the whole time.

Think it's time for no hangover November for this NEET


 No.171456

>>171455

Probably because you went a month without booze, bit of a shock to the body maybe.


 No.171457

File: fb448916d566da5⋯.jpg (1.19 MB, 1200x1061, 1200:1061, T ZZC 2.jpg)

Cracking open a sugar free Monster.


 No.171458

File: fbf97cbdceb8037⋯.png (576.77 KB, 800x900, 8:9, f4d125991e0759f40528f03d6c….png)

>>171457

>sugar-free energetic drink

Something isn't right there…


 No.171459

Cracking open a fresh bag of buds


 No.171460

>>171456

It's the return of Craig's curse from last month.


 No.171461

>>171449

All the cattle in the world can be traced to a domesticated mob from Iraq.

Meaning, If you can drink milk you are an Arab.


 No.171462

>>171457

this but without the weeb pic


 No.171463

>>171451

There are a lot of small mill towns scattered around that part of WA. The greenie jews killed the industry so everyone moved to larger towns and began doing copious amounts of drugs. Quite a few of them are now little tourist stops.


 No.171464

>>171429

The drive through Budderoo national park is so nice. My car can hardly make it up the hill but i always go down and up it anyway to go to the beach at kiama. Kiama would be a top tier place to live.


 No.171465

>>171459

Crack open a bag of cyanide, degenerate.


 No.171466

>>171429

Also to add, last time i went to that lookout there were a dozen police there. Some old lady told me a dad of a few children had "fallen off"


 No.171467

File: 6a1426777adbcac⋯.jpg (35 KB, 425x425, 1:1, 01a3fc03f8d274c36945af4f0a….jpg)

>>171466

Guess they had the trip they wanted.


 No.171468

>>171467

oh hue


 No.171469


 No.171470

File: ca1a5704cf38ab0⋯.png (15.29 KB, 206x202, 103:101, (PNG Image, 250 × 202 pixe….png)

There's a fruit shop nearby, owned by fat greasy arabs and staffed exclusively by pretty 13-16 year old white girls. I got some mandarins from them today.

it'd be nice if someone lynched the owners and burned the place down tbh


 No.171471

>>171470

Those arabs have some keen business sense


 No.171472

File: fd45d883f356665⋯.png (95.1 KB, 680x678, 340:339, apu a sad day for cheeseca….png)

>>171471

I can only assume the hiring trend goes beyond wanting to provide pleasant customer service.

>tfw muslims are unironically allowed to live in this country


 No.171473

>>171472

People are just more likely to buy shit from cute girls. With that age range you capture both the "aww cute I'm supporting kids in their first job" crowd and the "Humbert Humbert is my idol" crowd


 No.171474

File: 72ea542f57bd2cb⋯.png (65.97 KB, 971x763, 971:763, Capture.PNG)

>>171469

better than dans


 No.171475

>>171474

>10 day delivery


 No.171476

>>171473

>"Humbert Humbert is my idol"

Fuck you for making me look that up.


 No.171477

>>171476

Lolita is one of the most famous books of all time neeto


 No.171478

>>171473

It makes me uncomfortable to know that so many businesses are deliberately reaching for the Humbert dollar by employing young teenagers in cutesy outfits.

Weber is all over that cafe girl and he needs to understand that she's only providing the customer service she was trained to give and she is NOT interested in fucking him.


 No.171479

Why are the postal wagecucks so inefficient?


 No.171480

>>171477

In certain crowds, yes.


 No.171481

>>171474

Blows Dan out of the water.


 No.171482

>>171478

Who knows what services she might provide for a few dollars more.


 No.171483

>>171481

mould free, too


 No.171484

>>171479

Because they are pajeets


 No.171485

File: 394da98bea1a50a⋯.jpg (176.68 KB, 1280x580, 64:29, dans_temple_of_goon.jpg)

>>171475

>10 days

You could be gooned in 10 minutes.


 No.171486

>>171464

>>171466

Yeah Kiama is a top location, if I win the lotto it's where i'd probably move.


 No.171487

>>171399

Had a nap.

Next can is half-dead too. Drinking this one to see what happens.

>>171478

>she is NOT interested in Weber

I already knew that.


 No.171488

>tfw laziness outweighs the hunger

I'll just starve because I can't be fucked


 No.171489

>>171487

>Drinking this one to see what happens

Does the mold add or subtract from the flavour?


 No.171490

Executive withering away


 No.171491

Shire NEET just letting you know (if you don't already) that Darude well be playing at Carmens tonight. Hopefully his whole set is just Sandstorm.


 No.171492

Are there any TechNEETs here? i have a question.


 No.171493

Ive started a new casual job and my manager is an executive manlet but the other coworkers are normal weight including me, it is interesting


 No.171494

>>171490

am not


 No.171495

>>171491

>Carmens

I haven't been there in close to 10 years, which means I am far too old.


 No.171496

>>171493

manager's salary + no hope of ever getting a cute wife


 No.171497

>>171489

This can wasn't visibly damaged, and seems to taste ok, but definitely isn't fizzy.


 No.171498

>>171496

he is sadly divorced, hes middle aged


 No.171499

>>171492

Ask it instead of beating around the bush.


 No.171500

>>171499

well when i do this speed test http://www.speedtest.net/ i get around 4mbps (ADSL) yet when i torrent things the speed reaches a maximum of about 700kbps. would there be a reason for this.


 No.171501

>>171491

Does that guy have any other songs?


 No.171502

>>171500

Various providers (including your ISP) can rate limit traffic. Torrent traffic is often shaped by ISPs.

My ADSL hovers around 6.5Mbps and 800kbps is about the best I get.

Also when you torrent stuff you're getting chunks from all over the place, so depending on where the chunks are you're going to get variations in speed.


 No.171503

>>171502

ADSL speeds are basically xMbps / 8 = yKbps. Less (say) 10% for TCP/IP overheads.

(6.5 * 1024) / 8 * 0.9 = 750Kbps.


 No.171504

>>171497

If the seal was broken that would worry me greatly especially when the other product has spoiled.


 No.171505

>>171500

Could be a million things, from overloaded router to simple lack of seeds. It's very common for people with shitty routers to overload their routers with bittorrent since it's so heavy, but given your bandwidth I doubt it's the case.

Also, the bittorrent protocol is relatively inneficient when it comes to bandwidth use. If your internet connection is particularly asymmetric you can actually bottleneck your download speed from the simple fact that it takes some upload to download.

You're probably fine and the speed you're getting isn't an indicator of any network issue, it's just the speed seeders are giving you.


 No.171506

>>171502

>>171503

And the division by 8 is because your software is reporting kilo BYTES not kilobits.


 No.171507

>>171503

To make that conclusion you're assuming the NEET first talked about mebibits and then about mebibytes. It could be, it might not be.

And you should factor in the 44 byte header every ADSL packet gets which further lowers bandwidth, + all the headers and assorted overhead of every sort of internet protocol in use to make the torrent happen. You could even account the fact that almost nobody on earth has working QOS while at the same time almost everyone has terriawful bufferbloat which lowers bandwidth even more.


 No.171508

>>171507

Browsers and torrent clients typically report kilobytes.

His numbers fit.

My numbers fit.

QOS is pointless on the Internet. No provider is bound to honor anybody else's markings.


 No.171509

Al-rightly NEETs thats for the help. i am keen for the NBN.


 No.171510

>>171507

Oh and then you add in the fact that sure DSL is fairly well made, but you're still sending data over phone lines, so show me a man on this earth with a DSL connection without at least 1% packet loss. That's just kind of the default that's always there for the best of connections, nevermind a random aussie and I know you guys have an even worse copper network than I do.

Networking is this pile of insanity where some of the brightest minds on earth work 24/7 to make it even worse, and that's before jewish ISPs come in.

>>171508

His and your numbers don't fit because it's physically impossible to get the guess you made out of the reported speeds.

Nobody has ever gotten 750 kilobytes per second of actual data out of a perfect 6.5 megabit (812.5 kilobyte) per second connection. Not on a relatively efficient protocol like http, much less bittorrent.


 No.171511

>>171510

The megabit numbers came from a fucking website, you mong, not the actual sync speed on the router.

I worked for my fucking ISP for a decade.


 No.171512

>>171509

Having NBN has made my internet experience far nicer. It still shits the bed sometimes but I'd rather kill myself than go back to sub 10 mbps


 No.171513

>>171511

If you want to use your pajeet tech support authority then I'll just point out you're referring to a modem, not a router, and be done with it.


 No.171514

>>171513

I have a Cisco 897. It's definitely a router.


 No.171515

>>171513

>pajeet tech support authority

For me they are Filipino. They seem to the ones in telecommunication support centers.


 No.171516

Fucking hell have to go down to the coast to help my dad with demolish a fence at the place he has down there. I feel awful today and the only thing I feel like is to get extremely gooned and play vidya all night


 No.171517

File: d98db9c646f9351⋯.jpg (172.39 KB, 730x730, 1:1, DAJ-Ea_UMAArc9i.jpg)

>Go to buy booze at my local IGA because I can't be fucked driving

>Walk in, feeling guilty about it

>The radio is playing, an ad for Dan Murphy's comes on

He really sees all and knows all, doesn't he?


 No.171518

File: 425998d3168727b⋯.png (2.26 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

These aren't bad, NEETs.

Quick and easy accompaniment to a meal.


 No.171519

>>171512

>NBN

Seems like a waste of taxpayer money tbqh. Torrenting speeds were already adequate, and for the amount of shekels we wasted on it, we could've bought every single male in australia his own eastern european sex slave.


 No.171520

>>171518

>microwave chips

a sad combination of words


 No.171521

>>171519

The original idea was to connect regional Australia. However many years on, they're no better off, and the cityslickers are usually worse off.


 No.171522

>>171519

I'd rather be able to watch a bunch of HD pornos at once than let some random third worlder into my house tbh


 No.171523

>>171520

I chucked something quick in the weber and wanted to try them. I didn't have to wait 20 minutes for oven chips, or dink driving to a chip shop.


 No.171524

waits for the favela nigger to tell us we don't know what we're talking about with regard to the NBN


 No.171525

>Total cost of the NBN: $51 billion

For that much we could've built JC Denton and still had money left over for goon.


 No.171526

>>171518

That doesn't sound very nice.


 No.171527

>>171524

>he turned his flag off


 No.171528

>>171526

I didn't mind them, for what they were.


 No.171529

It might've taken me over a week but I've finally got a slave on Conan.

I think because everything takes so long to get, all the achievements do feel like you are doing something pretty cool.


 No.171530

>>171528

Did they have any crunch or were they soggy?

You should get an air fryer.


 No.171531

>>171530

They were actually crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside. I have a 1200W microwave, so only gave them 3 mins.

I worry that I'd start eating junk 24/7 if I got a fryer of some sort.


 No.171532

>>171529

>an entire week to get a fictional slave

To think they've had their flesh and blood slave for more than 7 days now


 No.171533

>>171529

Congratulations on having worked your way up to management, neet. Is she a qt? Post her nudes.


 No.171534

>>171532

I've only played it once throughout the week.

I played it for about 8 hours today, that's the longest I've played a game in probably a year or more.


 No.171535

File: b1d5c0bd95a9752⋯.png (877.24 KB, 931x519, 931:519, Untitled.png)

You ever been this excited NEETs?


 No.171536

>>171535

First time I saw titty first hand.


 No.171537


 No.171538

>>171535

>you will never feel joy the same way a retard does


 No.171539

>>171538

It was on ebay as an ad. I wonder how the thought process went behind that campaign.

Lets just get a potato to scream at a dinosaur, that's how we'll get kids back in to toys.


 No.171540

>>171538

I'm pretty retarded, and still manage to be joyless


 No.171541

Might have to get gooned to ward off the oncoming tiredness, neets


 No.171542

>>171539

I was just on eBay buying stuff.


 No.171543

>>171541

Go to bed mate.


 No.171544

>>171542

Yeah, I left the tab open when NEETo posted about the booze sale.


 No.171545

>>171542

What were you getting?


 No.171546

>>171545

I purchased a music stand and a guitar stand.


 No.171547

>>171543

but it's not even 4pm


 No.171548

>>171541

How does getting gooned not make you sleepy?


 No.171549

>>171548

No idea to be honest. I just feel a bit more alive while gooned


 No.171550

>>171547

Sweet dreams buddy.


 No.171551

I am visiting an IKEA store for the first time in my life tomorrow morning.


 No.171552

>>171551

I feel that you should be prepared to be disappointed when taking the item back home for assembly.


 No.171553

>>171551

I've never been there neither.

It seems like the modern hip thing to do, they have a restaurant and a day care in them.


 No.171554

>>171552

>>171553

Mummybot wants to look at stuff.

I'll just get a stool for my reloading bench if I see one that is suitable.


 No.171555

How long do you think it would take the australian government to introduce slave camps if all the virgins, betas and other losers decided to quit their jobs, drop out of the economy and live off the land?


 No.171556

>>171555

They'd just cut social services.

And what do you mean by 'live off the land'?

People own that land.


 No.171557

>>171555

No idea but I'd love to find out


 No.171558

>>171556

nobody touches 90% of the land in this country.


 No.171559

>>171558

You can't live off that 90%. If land can be used somebody will be using it.


 No.171560

>>171558

I hardly go out in to my back yard but I'm not going to let you go out there.


 No.171561

>>171560

NK can and will.


 No.171562

NK, did you have a dexie wank session last night?


 No.171563

>>171559

aboriginals are using it right now


 No.171564

>>171563

Those parts are owned by them.


 No.171565

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This anime has some really nice OSTs. I can't post Mp3s here also apparently.


 No.171566

File: a5f2e568a0e2a3a⋯.gif (75.68 KB, 500x708, 125:177, tumblr_nr2569nqX01qze3hdo1….gif)

>>171564

Do you really think they'd kick me out if I tried to set up a minimalist life in the middle of nowhere, on land that they technically own?


 No.171567

>>171566

I can almost guarantee it.


 No.171568


 No.171569

>>171566

no white cunts allowed


 No.171570

>>171566

the government must know all


 No.171571

>>171563

They aren't people.

Anyway, there are three basic types of land in Australia. Farmable land, this is all being farmed or has housing or other structures on it.

Almost farmable land. This is what Aboriginals live on and the type of land where you will find cattle properties the size of Belgium, things grow here but barely, this is all owned in some way or another.

And desert. Where naturally there is next to no life.


 No.171572

File: 846119a79e7f043⋯.gif (121.06 KB, 500x291, 500:291, tumblr_nlaq8aGXw61qze3hdo1….gif)

>>171568

>>171567

>>171569

>>171570

There's an aboriginal studies department at my university, I might ask them about this. I can't believe they would be such cunts as to have me removed from land that nobody is using.

>>171571

I could live in the desert, I'd just hide underground like a cockroach for most of the day and come out at night. Problem solved.


 No.171573

>>171572

You could lease a lot like independent miners do. That's how they live in the middle of nowhere.


 No.171574

I don't think I could be a NEET again, today has gone so slowly. I haven't done anything and I don't feel rested or anything from it.


 No.171575

File: 8d508b6ed5aa9ba⋯.jpg (85.85 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, kevin.the.shiba - BpVT9zaj….jpg)

Evening NEETs. Everyone excited for church tomorrow?


 No.171576

>>171573

I'll be by myself and I won't be farming so I'd only need to lease a little.


 No.171577

>>171575

I don't go to church.


 No.171578

File: 8edc4e22b1011c8⋯.jpg (74.89 KB, 1000x944, 125:118, 8edc4e22b1011c827d7e42f66a….jpg)


 No.171579

File: e7903d3a2672795⋯.jpg (71.99 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, kevin.the.shiba - BpX2NWej….jpg)

>>171577

You won't be going to heave either.


 No.171580

>>171574

all that tells me is that you need an interest rather than work, fishing,scuba diving, rock climbing, photography…..whatever, don't let work become your life


 No.171581

File: 2c458ce6749d47b⋯.png (689.68 KB, 1190x595, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 00f9f7516ad3822⋯.png (631.99 KB, 960x543, 320:181, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.171582

>>171578

that doesn't look like Dan


 No.171583

File: 15924f2b4cd9c6b⋯.png (724.73 KB, 692x520, 173:130, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.171584


 No.171585

>>171572

You would need to eat though. Hence you would probably need some kind of welfare and if you have welfare you could afford a $50 a week house in the middle of nowhere.


 No.171586

File: b718ee6bb035e69⋯.png (7.51 MB, 3000x1705, 600:341, 1540733460880.png)

>>171575

I've never been to church before.


 No.171587

File: fcd098801ec5620⋯.jpg (68.35 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, kevin.the.shiba - BpX2NWej….jpg)

>>171586

You're not getting into heaven either.


 No.171588

File: f1e868f4814388d⋯.jpg (798.66 KB, 1348x1584, 337:396, Katyusha 033.jpg)

>>171574

This just means you lack something to do. This is common in the entry level Neeter.


 No.171589

>>171587

I don't believe such a place anyway.


 No.171590

>>171589

>To file a DMCA takedown notice, please email dmca@8ch.net. In the interest of God almighty.


 No.171591

>>171590

I don't understand this sorry.


 No.171592

File: c2d184195842b89⋯.jpg (69.16 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, kevin.the.shiba - BpX2NWej….jpg)

>>171591

You're not a good boi like Kevin.


 No.171593

>>171592

Kevin has a BBC..


 No.171594

File: a944f29465b73cb⋯.jpg (46.38 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, kevin.the.shiba - BpUpDtcj….jpg)

>>171593

Kevin will let you suck him off.


 No.171595

File: 4ff24826e38b767⋯.jpg (2.66 MB, 1240x1754, 620:877, c9ae7ae13b98d28544dfab887a….jpg)

>>171592

I try to be good but I don't believe in heaven. I have nothing against those that do and I still view religion as an important moral guide.


 No.171596

Productive aboriginal gang bang


 No.171597

File: de43f4ae52514a0⋯.jpg (73.65 KB, 1080x1345, 216:269, kevin.the.shiba - BpUpDtcj….jpg)

>>171595

Well you don't get to suck off Kevin.


 No.171598

Moderately priced aboriginal prositute


 No.171599

Low grade e10 sniff


 No.171600

File: ae5ec2408242344⋯.jpg (59.94 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, kevin.the.shiba - BpUpDtcj….jpg)

>>171598

Kevin does not condone.


 No.171601

Dazed aboriginal escort


 No.171602

Enhanced aboriginal king man


 No.171603

Aboriginal insemination


 No.171604

Hide aboriginal posts.


 No.171605

File: f405c517dda1f17⋯.jpg (52.25 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, kevin.the.shiba - BpPtgFoj….jpg)

Kevin is ashamed of abo posters.


 No.171606

Respect aboriginal king posters


 No.171607

File: 093c2e82f499031⋯.jpg (84.56 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, kevin.the.shiba - BpPtgFoj….jpg)

Euthanize abo posters


 No.171608

Enhanced aboriginal posters


 No.171609

File: 61bf6af75d30810⋯.jpg (186.67 KB, 700x525, 4:3, pm.jpg)

>>171607

m8 we gonna be ur next prime minister


 No.171610

File: 4247a5690de18ea⋯.jpg (66.01 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, kevin.the.shiba - BpPtgFoj….jpg)

Eviscerate abo posters


 No.171611

>>171609

Seriously now, if a subhuman ends up becoming prime minister then I'm leaving the country.


 No.171612

>>171609

I think there will be Chinese prime minister before an abo one.


 No.171613

File: 570e8bcba23c6fe⋯.webm (1.23 MB, 325x244, 325:244, Gt goes on fj once _6ed3a….webm)

>>171612

>Chinese prime minister


 No.171614

File: f278e92ad8b9517⋯.jpg (47.71 KB, 700x394, 350:197, gf.jpg)

>>171609

and we be the first lady


 No.171615

gib simple black beans recipe now thank you


 No.171616

>>171614

That should be printed on a flag and mailed to the prime minster.


 No.171617

>tfw depressed


 No.171618

File: 5fe14f354ac5e61⋯.jpg (46.36 KB, 500x396, 125:99, compressed_1194515.jpg)

>tfw compressed


 No.171619

>>171618

>>171617

Who are you quoting?


 No.171620

>>171619

You're new, aren't you?


 No.171621

File: 83dff59fb1a6704⋯.jpg (33 KB, 454x456, 227:228, cheer.jpg)

>>171617

I'll cheer you up NEET


 No.171622

>tfw severely depressed


 No.171623

>>171580

Work is life.


 No.171624

>>171620

What is new?


 No.171625

>>171588

>entry level Neeter.

I was DSP for nearly 10 years.


 No.171626

>>171621

I want to vomit into her mouth.


 No.171627

>>171625

And yet you still are stuck at entry level, sad…

What for anyway?


 No.171628

>>171618

That line in his leg makes no sense.


 No.171629

>>171627

I have 9 disabilities according to the paperwork.


 No.171630

>>171629

My disability is being me.


 No.171631

>>171629

Really? Unlucky. What kinds of disability?


 No.171632

>>171631

I have told you all most of them, there are physical and psychological.


 No.171633

>>171632

I probably was not here. I don't remember.


 No.171634

>>171633

There is a NEETlore exam before you can enter the council chambers. It is best you do your homework.


 No.171635

i want fuck now


 No.171636

>>171635

Go to bed.


 No.171637

File: 6896dc019477595⋯.jpg (201.01 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 6896dc019477595214b6f01f6f….jpg)

night fart munchers


 No.171638

>>171636

Go to bed.


 No.171639

>>171637

Sweet dreams.


 No.171640

>tfw severely impressed


 No.171641

>tfw severely engorged


 No.171642

>>171641

Have a wank


 No.171643

>>171640

This feel is hitting me pretty hard right now.


 No.171644

Has anybody noticed the Elder Wand from Happy Potter looks a bit like anal beads?


 No.171645

File: 442c722930833cd⋯.jpg (9.63 KB, 442x313, 442:313, this isnt pismo beach.jpg)

>>171491

another shire neet here

soon i might get to a time where I can finally go out and meet people from the shire instead of work and uni inna city

where to go and what will decide if i like them or not? I know fusion is for underageb&s and creeps who want them, but I don't know much about the atmosphere at vinyl, carmens, etc.

are there any where they don't play music too loud and dancing is not necessary to meet people?


 No.171646

>>171644

Must be why he's so happy.


 No.171647

File: 5272f97bad8228f⋯.png (521.65 KB, 1800x1800, 1:1, Elder_Wand.png)

>>171644

Looks a bit like an opium pipe. If it had a hole drilled in a nub.


 No.171648

>>171645

Never been to either. Meeting someone in those places probably isn't the best idea unless you want a fast fuck. Even then you have tinder.


 No.171649

>>171645

Go to ARQ and say you just want to meet some nice guys.


 No.171650

File: e34ec4e6efc6b79⋯.jpg (3.18 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, IMG_20181103_193705.jpg)

Went for a romantic dinner at the local fish and chip joint

$23 bucks for two people and you had to pay for tomato sauce. Fucking greedy wogs


 No.171651

Have we learned nothing from NK? All you need is an Astra, lube and the right technique.


 No.171652

>>171646

HOGanalWARTS


 No.171653

File: 253599dd0473055⋯.jpg (143.48 KB, 480x648, 20:27, 1428817645720.jpg)

File: ac32206fc66a541⋯.jpg (289.55 KB, 1753x2486, 1753:2486, ac32206fc66a54193b24d82121….jpg)

File: aface76a3b7815e⋯.png (557.69 KB, 1024x1448, 128:181, 7ec35e2a4c9bb819e87ee3b724….png)

I played a few hours of Demon's Souls today and am severely impressed by how well it has aged despite the years that have passed since its release.

I want to try Bloodborne, but I can't justify buying a PS4 just to play three or four games.

It's a real bummer since that doll likes like 10/10 waifu material.

>>171644

It's probably because pop-culture stuff like Harry Potter is for women and girly men.


 No.171654

>>171645

All those places are nightclubs, packed full of chads and stacies, music blaring.


 No.171655

File: cda70de8f99021a⋯.jpg (397.46 KB, 870x1280, 87:128, Ai Shinozaki.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.171656

>>171655

Goodnight oriental fancier.


 No.171657


 No.171658

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (76.68 KB, 940x627, 940:627, 5485042-3x2-940x627.jpg)

>>171454

UNNA BRING ME MY EMU!


 No.171659

>>171650

Your cheap


 No.171660

>>171659

$23 is a fair bit to spend on yourself. You could've had 4kg of aldi lasagne for that, plus enough left over for a longneck


 No.171661

File: 9237205dfa1be88⋯.png (37.17 KB, 1127x685, 1127:685, 9237205dfa1be88cbd8ef5beb9….png)

>>171654

Yeah, shireneet 2 seems in danger of becoming a normie. Anonymous imageboards should supply all your social, intellectual, spiritual and moral needs.


 No.171662

>>171661

He should go to car shows where people drink wine out of plastic cups and there's kids about and the band are playing country soul, the lead vocalist is a middle aged woman going through her second divorce and is wearing no shoes. There's no issue with that as it's on the lawn and the grass is nice and soft. She wears thick red lipstick because her daughter does and the daughter is a rockabily chick who supports her mum's dreams even though she's been playing at pubs for 25 years and the best break she's had is when she played before chain at the bondi bluesfest. She has heard her mum tell that story a thousand times when they share a joint after visiting grandma. The daughter has tried to get her in to health foods because mum has finished going through menopause and is getting a little hefty. The daughter says it's because it's for her health but really it's because she wants mum to get a new boyfriend. She's heard her crying on the phone to her ex husband about it but he's remarried and his new wife's kids call him dad. That really hurts her and she drinks to mask it. She's been working at the local iga two days a week because she's come to terms with the reality that she isn't as pretty as she was and the music will never pay the bills. Mum even had to borrow money off the daughter a few times because she spent the rent on the pokies. It's a hard life for an aging divorcee.

Shire 2 could help her out by going to watch her sing Eagles songs to a slow jazz beat.


 No.171663

>>171662

Incredible.


 No.171664

>>171663

Thank you.

I saw a woman like that at the wharf markets singing mama cass' dream a little dream out of tune.

I fantasise about people's lives and the stories leading up to the moment we meet.


 No.171665

>>171486

oh that's where that picture is,

Yeah Kiama is fucking lovely, I went there for a job interview once


 No.171666

>>171658

sup NK how has the goon coma treated you


 No.171667

>>171662

I think what we need to do is get all of the NEETgang up in Sydney and cruise the streets for women that way


 No.171668

File: 50a84167f948441⋯.jpg (1.74 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-11-03 19.47.30.jpg)

>>171666

Was wretched this morning but I'm ready to go again


 No.171669

>>171667

Can we do a few rapes too?


 No.171670

>>171669

Yeah, whats the Sydney Dans that's the optimal rape spot

I know Joondy and Lizbeth but not sure of Sydneys Dan Rape spot


 No.171671

File: a7a965cb096c949⋯.jpg (76.69 KB, 1008x600, 42:25, a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)

>>171669

With Dan as our designated driver, anything is possible


 No.171672

>>171670

Miranda Dans is literally down a back alley.


 No.171673

>>171672

fucking weird, Miranda Dans popped in my head right before your post popped up


 No.171674

File: 0cdad799552bb57⋯.png (840.86 KB, 1322x744, 661:372, 7241320df49cc76c86b2faa8f3….png)

>>171671

I drive faster


 No.171675

>>171674

Craig do you do 30 minute delivery

Dan's sister BWS does


 No.171676

>>171335

news corp sure loves their click bait

it reminds me of that one touhou doujin. ill just post tags i remember

ugly bastard, sex holiday, free whores, all you can fuck buffet, anal, chocking, ahegao, orgy scat, scat eating, golden shower, rope, mind break

thankfully the artist has never really done any NTR, at least against any good guys afaicr


 No.171677

So I'm wanting to make a vegetable and barely soup tomorrow, I'm using beef stock but other than that would rather no meat products involved.

The ingredients I'm thinking of using thus far are:

1 cup pearl barley

1 onion

2 carrots

2 stalks celery

1 zuchini

1 cup frozen corn

1 cup frozen peas

1 can tomatoes

1 can black beans

250g mushrooms (sliced)

2 tsp garlic

1/2 tsp pepper

1 tsp parsley

1 tsp paprika

1/2 tsp basil

1/2 tsp oregano

1/2 tsp thyme

4 tbsp worcestershire sauce

3 bay leaves

8 cups beef stock

Would this be alright as a soup?


 No.171678

File: f374c20c6b883ea⋯.jpg (43.58 KB, 700x394, 350:197, 1279993436786.jpg)


 No.171679

>>171637

is that hex?


 No.171680

>>171677

It sounds alright but honestly sounds great to stew some beef rump chunks in

Why are you cutting out beef, is it cost because that is a lot of spoil able ingredients


 No.171681


 No.171682

Hey gents, Perth here. In the grips of a sickness so heinous that I can barely tell which way is up. Doesn't stop me from wanting to get drunk for the nth time this week. How are your collective evenings going?


 No.171683

>>171682

Not bad, been watching Peaky Blinders.

It's been pretty good so far.


 No.171684

File: 4c1b2e3bfd43b34⋯.jpg (185.17 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1409477489682.jpg)

File: b9f5f84096fbc5c⋯.jpg (225.81 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 1409477926932.jpg)

File: 7a8cfdc86988431⋯.jpg (82.71 KB, 1360x960, 17:12, 1409483682214.jpg)

File: 1fe4cbd9fb7ae87⋯.jpg (143.94 KB, 592x828, 148:207, 1409483858206.jpg)

File: 11cb17b0ad0fc6c⋯.jpg (516.66 KB, 1100x550, 2:1, 1409560075849.jpg)

>>171653

i bought a ps3 for miku and even that wasnt worth it


 No.171685

>>171682

Okay, watching anime and playing FFXIV. Hope you get better.


 No.171686

>>171680

The beans and mushrooms should make up for it.


 No.171687

>>171681

Fair enough then, looks like it could be good but it is Spring and pretty hot and that seems hearty


 No.171688

>>171687

I never understood basing what food you ate on the season.


 No.171689

>>171682

>NK is Sick

Either this means he is unable to rape or that his rape will make everyone really sick


 No.171690

>>171689

NK has never been that courteous,


 No.171691

>>171688

It's actually quite simple really, different vegetables, and meat and fish to a lesser extent, will grow optimly in different temperatures ie different seasons, so for example Carrots are available more in winter

Another thing is that you want food that will warm you up in winter and food that is refreshing in summer, ie a nice hearty broth in winter and in summer some nice cold snowpeas julliened with some minted lamb


 No.171692

>>171691

I just eat food that I like the taste of, independent of whatever season it is.


 No.171693

>>171692

I can see that as a point but the temperature you're at will affect what is palatable, unless you have some expensive AC or someshit unlike a poor retard like me


 No.171694

>>171688

easy

winter - ramen because its freezing and desolate and ramen is hot and comforting

spring - sushi because its snappy and colourful and sushi suits that vibe. plus the wind picks up and makes it easy to fish quality stock.

summer - lukewarm rice and salad with cold tea because its hot and these chilly

autmn - unagi don because its cold and bitey and unagi is warm and rice chewy


 No.171695


 No.171696

>>171693

>the temperature you're at will affect what is palatable

Nope. If I'm hungry and in the mood for stew but it's 40°C I'll still eat stew.

>>171694

I think I'll have noodle popsicles in summer /s


 No.171697

Decided to have a nap and now I've lost my feel for the time of day


 No.171698

>>171694

you don't fish for stock, stock is a byproduct of mirepoir poached in water with bones (Some cases flesh too) of an animal if you want a meat stock

>>171696

noodle popsicle sounds like what Shire would call his penis to his gook gf


 No.171699

>>171696

some stews can be quite good even in the heat, but I hope you know what I mean


 No.171700

>>171697

Don't do naps.


 No.171701

>>171700

Luckily I have the innate gift to fall asleep at normal times regardless so I can't ruin my sleep schedule


 No.171702

>>171701

Lick my bum.


 No.171703

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>171696

thats definately a summer food. google nagashi soumen

or just watch vid


 No.171704

>>171702

Not until you learn to ask nicely, neet


 No.171705

>>171698

"fish"n "stock"a not "fish stock"n

aka "fishing stocks"n but not "fishing"a "stock"n


 No.171706

FUCKIN' FISH STICKS YAH CUNTS!!!


 No.171707

>>171705

Imagine a fish body with humanlegs in stockings


 No.171708

>>>/newsplus/209396

NK you Boong


 No.171709

>>171706

NEET wud u fugg a fish


 No.171710

>>171705

I thought you were saying that was what you called your dick.


 No.171711

>>171708

NK doesnt have any friends so if he went missing they wouldve reported it was his partents who reported it


 No.171712

>>171711

I'm NK's friend. He does have at least 2 irl friends - the metalfag and the dsp guy


 No.171713

>>171711

mate I mean that as in NK found someone and raped him to death


 No.171714

>>171711

NK is a friend to all


 No.171715

>>171714

to boong, to alcohol mercant and even to you NEET, he's here for us all when ever we need a helping hand


 No.171716

>>171714

Do I want to know who this NK person is?


 No.171717

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>>171675

I'll do you a 30 minute rape


 No.171718

>>171716

>person

Actually he's a boong


 No.171719

>>171717

nice numbers danposter


 No.171720

I hope someone is planning a nifty new neet thread


 No.171721


 No.171722

>>171717

>Not 17 minutes

Dan


 No.171723

>>171721

can it be Phil Collins themed


 No.171724

>>171723

I have already made it. Just waiting to post it.


 No.171726

You guys are taking too long.


 No.171730

>>171727

Thank you.


 No.171731

>>171728

This is a fr*gposter board.


 No.171732

>>171731

This is a frogposter world


 No.171733

>>171731

>>171732

You could simply choose not to.


 No.171734

>>171733

The neet board won't stop croaking until we all do


 No.171735

>>171733

That would result in thread deletion.


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 No.171737

Soothing lotion for the


 No.171739

bum rash




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