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Try and keep your consumption moderate please NEETs. Do not trust Dan, he is not your friend.

Old Thread: >>143629


Gross thread


Could really go for a monster(tm) brand energy beverage.



Nah, that was #144


I bought two 6-packs of cider for $20 and after drinking three I feel suitably drunk.



Surely one more cup of his finest couldn't hurt?


Fuck, hit New Reply too soon. I meant to ask whether anyone had a nice comfy song to go along with these drunken good feels.


Having a kitkat block for dessert.





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Here's some boomer pop


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Anyone wanna try 2 weeks booze free? I'm been thinking about it for a while, 1 month seems like a very long time. But 2 weeks, or maybe even one, should be possible. We could keep each other accountable with daily logs.



2 weeks ?

Shit, i'm up to 2 months now.

Please don't ban me



I'd struggle with 2 days, but good luck to you.



I've more or less gone 2 weeks without getting heavily intoxicated.


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Why not try 2 weeks free booze instead ?


I am trying the pea soup again. This time I am going to leave it slow cooking overnight. I just turned it on.


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>more or less



THere is NOTHING wrong with wearing (((blue jeans))) in this current year. Zoomers need to know.



What should I be wearing then ?



Seriously why not frozen peas?



They are a completely different thing. They are full of sugar.


Oh for fucks sake I'm a spaz

Just discovered I bought spinach and ricotta rolls instead of sausage rolls




They will still taste good.



Condolences mate. It's an easy mistake to make.


Mummybot bought the salt-reduced tomato sauce one time and it was inedible. She wouldn't take it back she said I was exaggerating. But I wasn't.



Seriously why do you care? Honestly how much sugar could there possibly be in a single frozen pea?


The lettuce and ricotta rolls are much better.


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Goodnight NEETs



Goodnight friend.

One in the middle looks like my gf




These plain respectable gooks offend me.

I demand slutty gooks or I shall not wish you goodnight.


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Just for you NEET



Lucky you, on number 5 of 12 chinktaos and I think I'm taking it too fast.



I find this acceptable, thank you.

Have a very goodnights sleep obliging NEET.


Time for bed, enjoy your weekend NEETs.


Really missing my life in Indonesia. Hope I can somehow carve out a living there someday



Good night.



What did you like about it?



Just the constant subtle feeling of adventure. I'm so bored now.



You will end up one of those dodgy old western sexpats living in South East Asia.


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>tfw extremely depressed



That fridge contains no answers to your problems.


fuck me NEETs waged almost 12 hours today


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Is it because it has no Goon?



Did you get paid some sort of penalty rate?



Yeah I'll get 4 hours of overtime which is nice

Just a bit tired especially cuz I'm back tomorrow but at least I can get gooned on Monday, which is the best day for a gooning



Hope you bought the pabst



There's actually a thread over on /aus just for the likes of you.


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You must have missed the Sol and Asahi.



/aus/ is dead

/ausneets/ is for all aussies who know the NEET life

Or are you a narkyNEET whod ban NK, Cheesey, Cruisey, Shire, Monaro, Weber, Monk and more



weeb tbh


I have a dozen books in my little bookshelf that I've bought with the intention of reading but haven't.

This is starting to disturb me


The ricotta and spinach rolls were bland and disappointing


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>tfw severely impressed



Quite a comfortable scenario


12 full days without a durry

Doin good









Fuck you Codemonkey



Codemonkey like fridos

Codemonkey like tab and mountain dew





Are you making preparations for gf2019?


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Good night friends.



honestly I have no idea on how people get gfs

I feel too autistic to go on a dating site and personal shit means heavy touching out the gate I can't handle so no normie get laid in a bar shit



nite fren


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That's a get.

I've formally beheld those quints.


U just gotta b urself dude.

I'd really doubt dating sites or anything like that would work.

As far as I know, it's just down to casual socialization.


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This week has been the worst.

Both my parents have been at home watching over people doing shit in the house and doing shit in the house themselves.

I'm already on 4 days nosleep and I've tried to sleep at night every one of those days but my parents being noisy wouldn't let me as usual, but when day came they were still home and there would be things like people with hammers and both dogs in the house barking at them. I just want to rest.



>watching over people doing shit in the house and doing shit in the house themselves

Did you move to india ?



Why can't you sleep at the same time as your parents?



Don't you watch tradies when they're in the house? I usually set up in the centre of the house and make sure they're doing the job correctly



>doing shit




are you gooned m8?



>casual socialisation

Ok so shit that won't happen for me



think of the bright side

Jair is going to win



mate I'm really sad you're a hue NEET as if you were an East coast fag I'd offer you a couple days at my house because it sounds like you need the fuckin rest


Should I suffer for christ in this life bros?



Jesus is basically Dionysus

Dan is basically Dionysus

Dan is Jesus

have a goon



Not till you start capitalising his name you heathen scum.




I'm an autist who only ever got one in high-school, so anything I say is worse than dubious, but it seems like going out and meeting people until you find one that you connect with is how it works.


What's the earliest record of Christ, decades into the first century AD?

What's the earliest record of Jaweh, a couple of centuries BC?

Compare that to Figures like Herakles or Gilgamesh who have been known for hundreds or thousands of years before then.



>but it seems like going out and meeting people until you find one that you connect with is how it works.

you say that as if even that is easy



just get a gf idiot its not that hard pussy haha this guy



Daddybot always drinks until he passes out sometime during the day, then he spends the night up, having had enough sleep in alcoholic coma. The few times he sleeps at night he falls asleep while watching a movie at 1-2am and wakes up at 4am, which seems like his waking hour, when he does sleep in the night which is rare.

Mummybot has a regular sleep schedule but she sleeps somewhere in the evening and wakes up at 5am.

Usually when I'm restless or woken up early I have enough adrenaline that I can't just go back to sleep, leading to me spending hours in bed with my parents doing retard boomer noises and wasting a big portion of my day trying to sleep but not sleeping. My sleep tends to be napping during random parts of the day for extremely short periods and then hoping night time helps me sleep enough to get a more consistent 1-2 hours of sleep. I think I can clock in 4 hours of total sleep a day, but lately it has been nothing or a few minutes.

Just yesterday, or basically today, I was trying to sleep around midnight until mummybot came knocking and said pizza was done. I usually jam the door to my room because if I don't my parents will barge in and turn on the lights in the evening, in the worst case scenario they'll also open the window which is besides my bed and the huge street light that can be seen from my window will illuminate my room bright orange if they do it in the night or just with sunlight if they do it in the day.

With the door jammed they usually try to open the door and it hits some piece of furniture I put there. It's noisy but it's nowhere near as bad as my parents entering the room.



Neet im a a semi sincere larper

I'm not well read enough to respond

Please don't trouble me when I am dru k christ posging

If you don't mind




Begin your ascent

Gf2019 is around the corner



I bet normies don't have ptsd from childhood



I responded to hue neet not you also I'll agitate you all I want, cruisey screen caps are the bomb



he's hueneet


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I mean if you have any kind of social circle that has women involved then normal interaction with them that then leads to flirting is what leads to GF's from what I can tell.

Outside of that I have no idea and it all seems like a waste of time to begin with.


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>I'll agitate you all I want

Please don't


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I got danned



drunk neet cruisey



we all did



Im not cruisey

I'm the reformed narky WA executive


Do you NEETs use any kind of productivity software to keep track of to-do lists or something

I've been thinking about the possibility of this a lot lately





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I use Gimp to make NK memes does that count


Went out for a nice long walk then had some beers, I see the gen is going along nicely, time for some goon to ward off the feeling of >tfw depressed


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Every neet's soul is the centre of the universe



Then why hasn't it collapsed in a black hole?



Cheesey is not an executive

He has a qt vurgin gf


My walk involved buying a kebab then some dimsims followed by two longnecks from Dan then I relaxed by a lake near my place



Give me a quick rundown on how you became a neet


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girls love the big boys



Nice Digits NK

also we all know that's Lake Joondalup


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Toast for dinner



I am getting goon and I am struggling


I'm not NK, I'm at the other side of the country




Neet King are you ITT



bullshit, only NK buys kebabs


big abo poos


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What are you having on the toast mate?

Try not to Get tumesced about it






I'm in Melbourne mate I'm not fucking NK


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Monk I……



hows it been monk



I'm not Monk either


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Do you have a gf



Can you give me anything to dub you on





I was formerly known on the gen for posting stories of my highschool spergouts



I hope none of you NEETs are foolish enough to do anything this silly while gooned



You enjoys kebabs and you could call you HighSchoolsPerg, So I'll call you HSPNEET



I renember

Any adult sperg out story for green texting?



Ok, I guess you can do that, I'm watching good will hunting and about to pour some more goon, what are you doing on this fine night?



probably should go to bed at some point but i decided to have a drag so I'm a tap up



A drag?



a ciggie


Is eating bacon every morning a bad idea



Decent, decent, what sort of smokes?




depends if it's processed shit or quality



Ah yes, truly the thinking man's choice



Blue super King's, my boong?


Anyone itt?



>tfw no gf


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What are you up to!?!



Watching a movie, good will hunting



About to jump my window so I can get food. Usually the plan is avoiding my parents by locking myself in my room until it's night and they're not as active, but I haven't eaten or drank something in over a day.


File: f681ffc7280e099⋯.webm (9.54 MB, 720x396, 20:11, f681ffc7280e0992a80b65d0d….webm)


Present, but I think tonight's goon-inferno is drawing to an end.




Finished watching good will hunting, off to bed once i finish my cup of goon, Night Night NEETs


Good morning to everybody except the cunt who posted corn.jpg in the previous thread and the cunt who said I would step on people's feet line dancing.


Sometimes I see an equation on a blackboard and I solve it and shit.


I'm going to try and buy one today at Woolies.



Good morning and goon morning later today for those who arise from a coma.


Morning NEETS and weekendNEETS



> weekendNEETS





Morning boys.


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Evening, Hue.








Good morning. Don't forget to clean your room NEETs.



>Don't forget to clean your room NEETs.

I started yesterday. It's a big job.




>>144388 YOU TOO SHILL



What about their penises?


Extremely fragile aboriginal prostitute



Penis stays filthy with 3 day stale cum under the foreskin. No exceptions.



What he said >>144546 i have it on good authority that women like men to have an unwashed penis.


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>>144507 Can you post more stories please













Good morning freeters and NEETs. Unwashed karen here to give you all a big hug!



Like gorgonzola, it's an acquired taste.



I had one drink and went to sleep. Cc's is shit.



Acquired by force.



Are you channeling rapeNEET through astral waking dreams right now?



File: ae6052276926c81⋯.jpg (290.12 KB, 1920x800, 12:5, Blowhole Beach-new size.jpg)

Good morning friends.


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Get drunk and fix your urinary tract infection.


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>t. Dr Dan, medicine man.



I have a hard time believing noone remembers spergNEET



Morning. That beach was named after me.



I am cricket chad.


File: 2c91b12f549307d⋯.jpeg (9.37 KB, 201x251, 201:251, images.jpeg)



He may have not read the final chapters of your story.



Didn't he chase someone with the bat when the half caste was on the team?

My memory is terrible



Show me your blowhole.



I remember there was an incident in which he fought back against the cunts who were annoying him and the boys left him alone. So that may what has happened, as the story was a long time ago and it was spread out over time.


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what the fuck is that?



Good question.



It's cutting-edge worldbuilding



Nah, it's a buncha thesbians


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Following several deaths related to manga-replica kit-nano exoskeletons, CisLunar Optimal Media Act bans anime virches. Widespread protests result



The Day of the REEEEE


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Fucking boomer neighbours are making racket outside, blocking the driveway with their boomer deeds. Who else is suffering under the agony of normie saturday?



Go ask them if they want a hand then listen to the footy on the radio with them.



i was not ready for the autism that searching that statement would uncover.


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He's going to miss his appointment if he doesn't leave immediately.



I'm sure old mate out the front will appreciate the sentiment of a paley with NEETo.


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Always be prepared for autism young grasshopper, this is the internet.



>Need to get to Dan's to help me cope with all the boomer activity outside

>Driveway is blocked by boomers boomering in it

What do? Are we doomed in life?



>Drops pants and run outside REEEing loudly

>Boomers panic and leave

>Drive to Dans




ritalin neet?



i think it was the fact that it wasnt the autism that i was expecting. i was expecting animetism but i didn't get that.



Huh, now you have me intrigued.

not intrigued enough to google it though, because lazy


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Do any of you know what this is about?

I know the story but I want to know the name of the supposed cult.


File: 1cd3562be3b19a6⋯.gif (497.51 KB, 500x370, 50:37, 24165055.gif)

Time to caress the gonads.



Alrighty, that's 22 minutes of gonad caressing.

Time to stop now.


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Tried taking the bike to town, got there in 30 minutes. Takes about 15 min by car and 2 hours by foot. My eyes are dry from speeding down the downhills, can do about 45km/h on the flats. Got some gopro vids that I have to dick around with, Is sony vegas still a good editing program?


>Don't forget to clean your room

It has been a while.


I remember spergNEET



Cunt next door had a skip delivered and is chucking shit into it noisily.



I am done when I am done.


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Make sure to go through it when he isn't looking for free shit.


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>making some dank OC

>GIMP stops working


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What do you lads think?



Mornin' neighbourino



I think my vpn is running out soon and I will have another flag. good OC, I lol'd



It looks like the Brazillian is farting in Dans face



The Argentinian needs to be more niggerer.



The Canadian needs to be more homosexual



more homosexualer


Vegemite toast and yoghurt for breakfast. Couldn't handle anything heavier after last night's binge.



Even out the feeling with a wank



He's Canadian so he's the homosexualest


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I need to get one of these for driving.





I would never buy eggs in such gay looking packaging.



Notice how he's the only one on his knees



What other packaging do eggs come in besides egg cartons?




I mean the label.



Chickens lol


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These lessons are going to be so fucking awkward.


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You may not handle something heavier, but you sure can handle more.



Nice OC.



Just another example of NSW sliding into collapse. Even the chickens have become degenerate.


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Goon fed chickens wouldn't have this problem.


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Alright neets, census time. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?



A cabernet sauvignon


A difficult rising from my binge slumber. Today I will make plans.




>Today I will make plans.

For today's binge?


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Here's more.


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Plan to Dan.




Is it just me, or do a lot of places no longer stock lamb? The other day I was at BWS, er, I mean a friend of mine was at BWS, and couldn't find it anywhere - they had other ciders, but not the lamb.


>package arrives at the dispatch facility at 7am yesterday

>won't be delivered until monday

Not good enough wagecucks, not good enough



Whisky, Glenfiddich.



Golden Oak


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>Glad I don't work

You have grasped the first circle of neet wisdom.



Be reasonable m8,You've got to give the parcel monkeys time to open it up and have a wank.



Thank you I always enjoy new OC.



I would NEVER purchase degenerate sex devices


4 cc's and coke and now off to the show.

Fucking bit smashed aye.



Pretty fast out of the block neeto, you've still got 36 hours of the weekend to go



Not if they tried on his brand new Penis Plug



Is it really that surprising given that workers in the UK who deliver goods wear nappies/shit in the vans as they don't have time for toilet breaks.


It is depressing to think that EVERY delivery has been handled by at least 2 pajeets and probably an Abdul as well.



>purchases degenerate sex devices



The delivery business is a culturally enriching process.



I'd imagine the normies buying all the stock come Friday afternoon.


I've never drunk fat lamb, is it one of those soft drink boozes ?



The only places I see it locally are Dans and some overpriced smaller liquor store I can't remember the name of. I don't think Dans sells the soft drink bottle ones either



Yeah. The flavors I've had either taste like soda or taste like absolute shit


Dan giveth

Dan taketh away



Dan taketh some more


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Good stuff, lizard



Somebody should set that lesbian on fire.



Train stations are for drugs not dans



Lol, fat bitch could probably block an entire row of doorways on her own.

And theres 3 bottlo's within a few blocks of Maylands station iirc


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>flag of ausweebs



Almost looks like a James Bond poster



The names Murphy.

Dan murphy.


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I was chatting to the guy working at 7/1q this morning and when he printed my receipt he noticed the fuel came to 22.22. Without thinking I said 'nice quads' while walking away. Just.



He probably thought you were making a pass at him mate



Precisely my thoughts as I walked back to the car



Did he have nice quads ?


13 days without a dart

Doin good



What are you planning to do with the massive amount of money you're saving?



chink hookers


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Actually I liked the flag enough that I remade it better.

Should this be the official /ausneets/ flag?



Apart from Dan there's nothing Aus about it.

It's more a japneets flag.



Well yeah it's a parody.



Dan is the glue that binds us together. The "aus" part is ceremonial at best now that we've got half a dozen meme nationalities hanging around



Quite possibly, we were talking about the gym.



All i ever see you do here is complain about the same thing. Why don't you move out



We need to tax the (you)s of foreigners.



Not sure. I would have spent almost $200 on cigarettes if I was smoking by now.

I need to start saving for a security deposit on a flat. Maybe I should bite the bullet and get a pleb job for the meantime



At the very least he needs a car



Did anything come of the IT interview?



How far to go



I thought you could just borrow one from the side of the road in Brazil


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If you could be anything at all, what would it be, neets?

I would have liked to be a singer in the 60's or 70's

Now, i would like a job and have an owned house by like 2 years. But i dont think that will ever happen



I'd like to be happy




A white power rack, with Possum grunting inside me.


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Own a queit yet sustaining takeaway shop/cafe in a small town that I can also live in

Would be comfy



What's a white power rack



I bet she did it so NK can't rape her behind one of them



Even NK would need dick pills for that.


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>The only /pol/ approved beverage



*blocks your path*

*cracks his knuckles*

I told you to make our JEETs comfortable in the gen.








I like your idea though, you'd get to know the local community.




>whisky beer




No PaJEETs allowed here Raj



Also I'd have time to tinker and do some pretty cool food


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Hello neets its beetneet here.

Its been a while, been a wild time in my life.

Lots of good things happening. I missed you cunts a bit.

I FINALLY GOT MY FIRST CENNO PAYMENT, cheers neets also heres a little song i finished


I did this self development course called Landmark that was p fucking good and terrible.

>told my parents everything including my drug use, pre martial sex

>confessed a literal lifetime of sins to a priest feels good man

>believe in god now

>in control of my weed use vaped once in 4 weeks

>deleted all my hardcore porn and havent looked at any of it

If drawfag neet is still around can you send me a link to that tablet you use again?

What you cunts been up to?



Sounds like you're moving in a positive direction neeto, good to hear



How does on keep bees



I have fond memories of the local 'convenience' store as a child.



I fondly remember nicking a few five cent lollies



Nope. Always the next one.



Just treat it as practice.



Would you go to mine



what would you sing about neet?


this is actually a p cool thing to do


people voted for this creature


these are cool



>What you cunts been up to?

Just downloaded some hardcore porn. I've been asking about you lately and it's good to hear from you. Have you played any gigs yet?



Yes. Could go for a chicken burger right now actually, and a couple of dimmies. What would you call it?



They're called the same but I'm hesitant to sell chink food



He meant the shop, you dingus.



"Town name" takeaway/cafe



What about

Please To NEET You

tfw cafe



When love goes away


kinda tumesced cafe


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The Executive Office


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>Just downloaded some hardcore porn.

What kind?



The I'll Open Tomorrow Cafe.


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My stores may be closed but my heart is always open.



I like to imagine the wagies constantly making "the coffee machine doesn't work" jokes



NEET Compound cookery



But Dan you are open


Work For The Dole(mades) Greek Cafe



It's called "Teens love huge cocks" iirc.



I'll Be Back-lava



Then I guess my heart is closed young NEET.



Confirmation bias.



Almost finished the bottle with an old mate before going to the show

Watching missus sing is getting me all loving



Teen is neet backwards.

Do you have something to confess ?



Whip her. Change her name to Toby.



>Teen is neet backwards






Holding a cigarette in my mouth is an amazing feeling.

It is unlit.

Old mate even has a sesh going


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Gonna go drive my car dangerously and listen to loud music



Worrying signs mate



Party hardy


Cheesey was going to pash without his braces for the first time this weekend and report back.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



this codger is an absolute mate… the lad is a flintstone




Ah that was funny. Dim sims are as Aussie as meat pies tbqh. Doubt you'd find a take-away store that doesn't sell them. Can't say I've ever cooked one on a BBQ though.



>How to annoy young NEET neighbours , part 1


They're called DIM SUM, have some respect




They're called pasties you fucking weebs



Did he end up posting 'before & after' pics of his teeth? I got gooned pretty hard during that thread.



Make one of those, except the meat is chicken, and the cabbage is bacon. It's great.


Dan is a sexy man



I've got SUM-DIM for you to suck on



His eyes are so dazzling, an overall dreamy man.

He stares at you and you're instantly charmed.

His visage shows he knows what you want, and he's about to give it to you. Hard.


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arvo cunts



Not in WA cunt


im thinking about playing Rome total war again. thats a fun game. Any NEETs played any of the total war games?


Delayed hangover


I'm hungover bros


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Sober October is sounding good

Anyone else in?



I'm starting today.


File: f78ac64b1104312⋯.mp4 (1.03 MB, 720x486, 40:27, f78ac64b1104312bc27ffc667b….mp4)



Start on Monday.



I was going to but Monday is just another NEET day



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Then start of Tuesday.


What are you guys up to?



Drinking a coffee before going to buy some more mints.



>a cigarette in my mouth

Smoke it or you're a fag


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Drinking. And I don't want to be judgemental, but if you're not, you may as well be a boomer



I have some family events that I will likely drink at coming up, but i've gone a week now without a drink and it has really helped me eat less and have more control so I really recommend it.


got a recipe?


cc is an old friend. nice.


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Mum is smashing around dishes and swearing because I'm not scrubbing out the bathroom. For fucks sake, I have an overdue assignment and that kind of domestic bullshit is literally never urgent enough to justify that kind of nagging.



hahah thanks neet, its means a lot that there was someone that remembered me.

I haven't been playing any gigs, but i got this contract DJing job. Its DJing for house parties, 21st, weddings, etc, so its not like a cool club DJ, and i still have to do 3 practice nights where i go out with someone else. But im really excited for it. When summer comes around if im doing 21st and getting paid for it, its going to be amazing.

What you been up to mate?


this one?





what did you drink last night


just tell her, and also say that your sorry that you cant help cunt



Yeah, I still play Med2 and Empire now and again.

Don't really like the newer ones much.




Is this a link for more dick pills?



Smash some dishes and swear with her, when she looks at you tell her tell you had a good time at the party and lock yourself in your room.



play any Mods?

i heard that Stainless steel is a great mod for Med2.



Put on your singlet and give mummybot a good seeing to. She needs to learn her place.


Ever felt like foisting your penis?


File: aabdf79b7fe8b82⋯.webm (7.18 MB, 360x640, 9:16, Chinese.webm)


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Had to work today meaning I went to bed sober last night, just got back from dans with a block of export and now the withdrawal symptoms are going away



>the last clip with the calculator

fugg that's impressive



No, lol, just songs about that. Not that song



Only Darthmod for the better AI and big units.

Never tried Stainless Steel but I've heard it's good.



Your diet seems to be lacking lately



Gonna load up on carbs and beer tonight so tomorrow's poo should be a ring buster


Had to do family stuff until just now, so I've only got one hour to cram in the 3.5 litres of beer so I can get back on schedule with the red wine at dinner.




That's that fancy goon they put in bottles isn't it ?

Ya fuckin snob.



>Ya fuckin snob.

I am better than you, unnamedNEET.

Not NEETs in general, just you.



You know how cask wine is made? They bag up our urine at fancy bottled wine restaurants.


18 degrees today in Shitbourne, I finished watching the movie last night just before 5am so I woke up at 11am then helped mummybot do some chores because she was yelling all morning, now it's off to do some essay and then I might go to the gym. Dan will not be getting a visit from me today as I am well stocked up


Some goon last night, soft fruity white


Had a similar incident, I've got an assignment to do and mummybots been nagging me all day so far to do shit in the garden, I did a bit but then told her that I've got things to do and I'm going


Has that routing assignment NEET finished his fucking homework yet?


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Yes, it was due last night.

Knockin shit off my to-do list today like a soldier as a result. No well of dread in my mind today, just pure unadulterated, nicotine minted clear headed productivity.



He has not as yet posted his chompers.



Let me know what score we get.



That guy should pet his dog more.


I'm off to watch the sports ball at the stadium with my family. Go team!



Set off a flare and start a fight.



I hope you keep us updated m8


At the local noodle canteen awaiting my delicious gook food. Black pepper beef fried noodles. An early dinner



I'm about to eat my dinner.

A chicken and 9 sesame seed dinner rolls from Coles.


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>feeling rather cidered after a couple bottles this afternoon

Does anyone else like to take early-evening NEET-naps after drinking a little, then wake up feeling great an hour or so later? Very comfy.



>An early dinner

You mean a small appetizer.



Sounds hearty, but you should get a pre-roasted lamb as a side.


I've been lying on my beanbag, gooned out and sleepy, but haven't actually fallen asleep. If only I had a Karen dakimura to keep me warm.



Most weekends I get shitfaced and have an afternoon nap. Waking refreshed I do it again.



Has shire ever got Asian food with his Asiangf.


The minor laceration on my penis is becoming worse. Might have to take a break from wanking.



>I am better than you, unnamedNEET.

You big liar.

I'm the bestest NEET, my mummybot told me so



That sounds worrying, what happened to you dick?



I heard she was a self-hating asian and only eats full English breakfast and roasts.


Might go to Dan again tonight for some longnecks



Too late. It'll become infected an you'll need an amputation.



Then he can apply to cenno for trannybux



Does it pay as much as the DSP?


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Have a wank



You get an extra $100 makeup allowance and $200 extra crazy person pills allowance



Tick enough checkboxes and hold the right political oppinions and you can make half a mil per year at the ABC.



I got to the 3rd round of interviews with the ABC once but I failed the cocksucking test.



The fact they even want three interviews is enough to know you don't want to work there.



>but I failed the cocksucking test.

I can't imagine why



We call that the Weinstein Examination these days




I found half a can of baked beans in my neighbours bin, doesn't smell funny or anything



It's good fibre m8



Been dumpster diving recently?




>NK ready


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I really wish I lived alone.



Well bantered.



That's justifies increasing public transport ticket prices


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They put you in that carriage if you don't have a ticket


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>Watching a history documentary where they visit caverns underneath Jerusalem where the stones for Solomon's temple were quarried. The jewish guide points out english writing on the wall and explains that freemasons used to meet in the caverns in the 19th century…

Fucking hell, /pol/ was right again



Never seen Shrek



The red heifer was born a couple of days ago too.



Watch the whole move in 9 minutes and 33 seconds.



Highly disturbing, and yet I still came.



We both came to the same solution.


File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179.02 KB, 253x270, 253:270, 3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)

The final solution!


God wants us to get drunk and spew !

Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Drink ye, and be drunken, and spue, and fall, and rise no more, because of the sword which I will send among you. And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to drink, then shalt thou say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Ye shall certainly drink.


The lonely desolation



Was thinking about that phrase yesterday while at MAX.


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See the light my child!


Drinking the whole goon sack standing up while listening to one of their helpful lessons?



Hail Dan, full of goon

The NEETs are with thee

Blessed is the fruit of thy fridges



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Dan, Dan

Bit Fat Sham

Fucks His Wife

With A Frying Pan



I left out a "blessed art thou" but I knew you'd forgive me my lord.




Never Queazy

Wanna Squeezy

Tahlia's Vageezy


Cruisey and Possum

Sitting in a tree




That must be a strong tree



I don't believe either are executive.



All NEETs are executive on the inside



It'll never be F I S H I N G



You're a bad, bad man.


Extremely fragile but experienced aboriginal prostitute



File: bc033b76223cfc9⋯.jpg (92.59 KB, 640x360, 16:9, breivik.jpg)



What a humbling message.



It's a pity he killed so few leftists.


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Finished mowing the lawns, trimming the bushes and taking a shit after work.

now I can finally start my weekend


Carn eags


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I've resisted Dan tonight for the first time in recent memory. I'm sitting here looking at the wall in silence trying to figure out what 40% of 8 is and I can't even do it.

I have much to catch up on.



How long did you keep your bushes after some pruning?



Calculate 10% and multiply it by 4.


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Well time to swallow my pride as the the old commonwealth bank vault is starting to deplete.

I bet you 10 Asian gf's I will get a job next week.



3.2 my dude



Do you have 10 *accessible* Asian GFs to donate?



They love him long time


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They can be acquired


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ahhh, Brevik



And they have to be northern asian, japanese-tier, not jungle monkeys.



I keep it shaves at all times, pubes leave evidence



Better have at least two contactable work references and 5 years experience in a similar role



> 5 years experience in a similar role in the past 6 months


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>what 40% of 8 is

I happen to be an expert on the topic.


Does Max have a replied paid mailing adrress that we can send frozen poos to?


For those of you Zoomers unfamiliar with efukt, it's videos like this that made them so popular.




I'd send them pictures of aboriginal porn



Could always camwhore for older gay men if you look the part, mummy might ask why your up at 3am sticking a dildo up your ass and saying daddy thou




You seem to know a lot about this



Stop drinking and make a list of every single item in that bookcase/display cabinet thingy then post the results here. You have 30 minutes.


Lol, now the seppo's are trying to be us



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Our supplies get the good times going.

Dan Murphy's® will have you dancing, guaranteed.*

(Rate OC)



File: 9b4f8661093bed9⋯.jpg (1.59 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-09-08 17.48.59.jpg)


Have a photo instead you boong



nice dildo



Your home is a disgrace m8



Fits all the way up me bum



Do you have a dakimakura?





please stop posting this creepy being



He looks like a potato salad




That's john after his recent surgery



Corrective surgery will never correct him.


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This guy is rocking the Jew-fro.



A man who can hunt deer with a chainsaw needs no correctioning



It's me



Prove it with a bum rash picture



I need an answer.



Your dubtrip 1488 post suggests he does indeed own a daki..doki..doh

gook fuck pillow



My next question is regarding the printer. What is the quality of the aboriginal porn that is printed?



I’ve gone to bed and am checking one last time on my phone. That’s probably Kissen. He’s a half decent pianist.



Btw good night most of you



I want to know what the 3 dvd's turned so we can't see the spine are






Must be bad considering Sims3 wasn't hidden



My guess is aboriginal porn.

I thank him for sharing the picture.

My favourate personal touch is that blanket to stop the light leaking in from the sides of the blinds. Who ever measured it forgot the golden rule of making them wider than they need to be on each side.



It’s these trophy collections that usually convict serial killers in the end.



Dexter collected blood slides, what does NK have hidden in those dvd cases ?



Poo slides?


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These are the dvd, forgot I even had them


File: 25a5754d876526c⋯.jpg (2.09 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-09-08 18.21.03.jpg)


I also have a pink game boy pocket (my sisters) and a still working ps2 and a game boy adapter



Yes that's him, and the only piece I've heard him play so far. Good night.




If the Gameboy pocket is in good condition you could probably sell it on eBay for $50+. I haven't seen that colour as frequently when I was collecting those things.



>40 year old woman discovers selfies



I used to have a game boy camera but I don't know what happened to it




That made me think of indian streets



I think we should all report this for "offensive content"





Savior of the white race.


Nice digits.


Bum lashing



Whose bum ?



That's unclear.



If it's a nice girls bum I am in favour of it otherwise I am not.



What if it's an aboriginal?



Eh ….

I guess that's ok as long as I don't have to watch


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GTA2, now that's a good game



What if the only pin sized light source in the boot of the car your trapped in is this event unfolding?


Would speed holes increase the speed of the Astra?



Is your sister single?


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I apologise, those pictures got me too excited.



Fellas, we gotta stop injecting soy.



Just say yes to all


I am proud of that executive last night that continued the binge after our encouragement.


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Nothin beats that birdseye gameplay



Sims 3 is unironically a great game and an effective alternative to becoming a wagecuck and getting a gf



You won't be saying that when he begins to purge



You can make good rape dungeons in that game.



Purging is a sin.



It feels almost as good as the real thing



so is gluttony neeto



Dan absolves the sin of binging


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Have you had enough goon to find this image attractive?



I would hit that with my crow bar



They don't make casks big enough for that



butternut pumpkin tits



Not even the 15L ones?







Are these not going to get deleted?



JUST FYI, he's a 42 year old with a hormone condition.



Are you seriously putting both pics on the same level? Perhaps Reddit is more your kind of environment.



People have been banned on here for posting nudity before.

> Perhaps Reddit is more your kind of environment.

Hurr reddit durr



the lady is wearing traditional noongar clothing you bigot



It's not even human you fucking mong.



Don't lie, I know your wanking to that image even now.



Better to look at actual bestiality.


I thought this was a pro-aboriginal board



TBH as the one who posted the 1st pic I'm surprised that it hasn't even been spoilered which tells me that BO isn't with us atm.



Some weak people can't handle noongar pussy and have to settle for non threatening asian pussy.



He is, he's wanking to abo porn along with the rest of us right now



asian pussy is so weak it gets pushed out by asian bussy



Faggot is probably fingering himself.



I'm not a homo or anything but that cock is pretty ugly. I doubt any self respecting faggot would jerk off to it



Some people don't want to see hideous subhuman coons.



Good thing NK only posts beautiful indigenous women then



>beautiful indigenous women

No such thing.



Are you trying to make the NEETs here swear off goon?


>>144936 SHILL


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Goon will improve your life




And retards consider these humans.


File: 91a182c02eba9c4⋯.jpg (60.83 KB, 325x465, 65:93, arnhem-aboriginal.jpg)

>hello police, some racist white dog is posting on my board


File: a256918a279872b⋯.jpg (19.45 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 3fa17d65715c8f780e7b792bff….jpg)


>fuck off ya boong cunt


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Hello sir, we've already dispatched a car to their houses and will educate them with hot aboriginal anal ejaculative sex


I haven't had a wank since Wednesday evening, I didn't intend to do this, it doesn't give you any magical powers, it just makes you angrier, just have a wank if you need to NEETs




We'll see




I sometimes go a week without wanking because I'd rather go to sleep. I guess this is how wives feel







Watching this kind of sped up shit is probably really good for analysing a story in terms of the hero's journey or whatever other lens you want to use

Shrek is a pretty decent and charming movie it's no wonder that there's been all this nostalgia about it in the last couple of years. I wonder if green Fiona has something to do with me liking chubby girls nowadays


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I might see if I can polish off the final 10 episodes of Legend of Galactic Heroes tomorrow all in one go


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I hope you NEETs haven't forgotten about the six million stolen generators



Aboriginal AND Jewish? Two things I despise the most combined into one.


Well I can't remember fuck all of the past 9 hours and i have thick skid marks in my undies.

Dan delivers.



>I'm just feeling really tired tonight, NEETmeat. We'll do it tomorrow, okay honey?



I don't think that's it.




Who is that and why are you posting a kid?




Laneya Grace. 14 year old model from California. Posting because this isn't (supposed to be) Reddit.



That is great to hear



Good thing we're on a completely different fucking site then.




This isn't reddit ?

Shit, how'd I get here, must be one of them malwares.



Add seppo and you've got the full neet king triangle



we're not pedos here either mate


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I assume this is the same cunt who posted the HJ girl, returned and fishing for another argument



You're one of those waifuist cunts aren't you?



wow, what machines



Wasn't implying you all were. Just not the sort of cucks that frequent Reddit. I've never posted CP here.


Yeah but not looking to argue.


No, I'm not a hikki weeabo dakimakuri anime-watching faggot



You clearly don't remember the waifuist board on here.


Oh, you're a fucking brainlet though.


That 'HJ's girl' reminded me of that big-titted grill from Modern Family


FUCKING weekend wagies, that's why this threads so shit at the moment






What does HJ mean? Hand job?





No idea what board you're talking about.



Honorary Jew



Keep playing dumb shit for brains. How do you know about some random child model then?


On the other hand BrazilNEET's been making some decent OC



Life in the favela gives him inspiration



How the fuck do YOU?


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How do you think? >>144990

And the waifuist board that was on here wasn't exactly a secret. Plenty of people throughout this site has bitched about them.



Yeah but how would you know exactly what 'that' board was about unless you'd browsed it? It certainly was never discussed here or on /aus.


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We don't take kindly to those cunts unna



There's other boards on here. That and have you never checked out random boards on the top on bottom of the page? You're the one posting a kid on here you fucking pedo.


File: ea3075681b00e92⋯.jpg (386.7 KB, 1024x694, 512:347, 539721777.jpg)



Pedos are everywhere in society unfortunately


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Britain's biggest mistake was not wiping out that species.



8chan CupNEET here

You guys want to make any changes

I assume you want some of the newer NEETs in the Squad like CaravanNEET and HueNEET, as well as get Cruisey's Nig Miss and Tahlia in the team, as well as Cruisey, Shire and Monk on the starting 11


I have a head ache so I'm going to bed.

Good night friends.


LOL, I'm on my way home from sports ball on the train and there was this boomer complaining about how no one gives there seat to old people anymore. I guess you shouldn't of imported a bunch of third worlders then.



what sport do you play

also I don't give a seat to anyone



You sound more knowledgeable than someone who just clicked on a random board one day. I'm not the only one who's posted pics of kids here either, just the one who keeps getting banned because of perceived connotations. Cheesy's gf is 17, only 3 years older than the girl I posted. Why are you OK with her but not with who I posted?



I don't play any sports ball well not really but any way I was watching it at a stadium.


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>You sound more knowledgeable than someone who just clicked on a random board one day.

How so? I just know of it, it was a commonly known board on here, plenty of people on here have been trying to get it taken down for a long time you fucking brainlet.

>Cheesy's gf is 17, only 3 years older than the girl I posted. Why are you OK with her but not with who I posted?

Don't recall saying I am, you fucking retard.

You're one dumb cunt.



Ah, who won



>It certainly was never discussed here or on /aus.

It has been discussed on here in the past you idiot. We've had a PedoNEET even linking their new fucking website.



The winners.



Can you put some abo porn in there?



Not my team unfortunately :(



what sport








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Someone said you guys don't like Uncle adolf, is that true?



Would have been great having an equivalent to him here to wipe about the coon species.


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he just had too long of a nap



could be worse, your team could be one who would be a solid premiership contender if they didn't lose every fucking game by like a point


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Anon.. bit sleepy there. heh


btw I've estimated that sportsNEET is shire



I unironically think that he did nothing wrong except hate Slavs



Calm down you psuedo-Redditor. All my posts will have been deleted come tomorrow morning anyway. You're just being a self-righteous cunt that's all.

>a commonly known board on here

Perhaps those that frequent /b but not here (ie where you fucking are right now you arsehole).



A Canberra NEET? You will have a completely different team next season.



I'm shireNEET 2.



Probably, there's a chance they've learned since they beat Souths and Roosters, even if they just fucked themselves up yet again against the Warriors



Oh, hows it been


NK you sneaky cunt




If they had josh hodgeson at the start of the season they would be in the top 8


Its been alright same old same old.




NK has never been caught



did you get gooned at the game


Was learning my kanji through mnemonics when I saw something that reminded me of brazilNEET


>If you think of a parade of particularly disagreeable relatives, it should not be hard to imagine them as large bodies with little pea-brains above.

parade is the thing on the bottom in 茂

小 is little

上 is above

>>145050 Goodnight



> (You) Goodnight



No I am way too impatient to stay in the lines to get alcohol. I was drinking before the game in the pub along the way from central to allianz stadium




I've only been to a sports game once and it wasn't that hard to get booze though I suppose it would of been 10 times the amount of people


Actually I take that back, I don't give a fuck whether anyone posts those photos so long as they aren't images of actual children. Ideally there would be no creepshots posted here either but nobody is getting hurt if creepneet does it sneakily. Still disgusting though and should be spoilered.



>those photos so long as they aren't images of actual children

What photos do you actually mean?




That's not his name learn your NEETlore



Also another problem is having to carry it back to your seat without getting bumped.



Nice try PedoNEET.

Hurr redditor durr.


The NEET who always posts the gooks in the evening hasn't posted tonight



I hope he's alright


BO needs to amend the rules to "No 3DPD kids"….



Instead we have some pedophile.


What's the beef between /aus///ausneets/ and pedos anyway, why's it explicitly mentioned in the rules?


I'm looking for a good place on google maps for me to dump my hidden stash of empty bottles and goon sacks. Any ideas NEETs?



Because we have fuck head pedos like PedoNEET >>145054



Where are you now? A special NEET will be at your location shortly.



Try the fucking bin.



A sensational comeback. How will I ever "try" to redeem myself here…


I prefer the term "Non-Typical-Roastie-Admiring-Cuck"



It's fine with like 8000 people though I suppose 80,000 is way different



Then I'll be discovered



Gooks are roasties too



Dump it in the Murray River



The dumpster behind Joondalup Dan's



The fuck are you on about with comebacks? Fucking redditor.




Oh look, he's retarded.



It was only 25000 but it still is quite a bit.



Discovered doing what exactly? Putting rubbish in your rubbish bin?




If i really was a pedo I'd post legit CP, but you fuck-wits don't even realise that there's been 2D shit posted here (and not deleted) that constitutes 'child porn' under /Aus laws whereas the pics I post do not.



Someone shop the neetgen onto her phone



Is /2D3D still active?



I mean I don't want to see any pictures of little children, prepubescents.


I remember someone posting creepshots back a year+ ago but I don't remember the name, what was it?



that's actually pretty low, tbh



he lives in Joondalup, do you need more hints





>little children, prepubescents

What age exactly? The AOC here nation-wide is 16. So anyone under that is unacceptable to your silly brain?


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The last time stuff like this was posted /aus/ ended up being featured on Channel 7



Kek I fucking forgot that happened

Wasn't there a slut share thread



The board you created, NZ-NEET.


This thread's moving fast. I hope someone's preparing a pedo pepe OC for the next OP image.


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To the cunt whos posting borderline pedoshit, your'e getting the iron bar next time you come in for some goon, yours sincerely, Daniel Murphy


Oh for fucks sake, not this pedo cunt again



>borderline pedoshit

Completely legal pics of children ffs.



So if you're not a pedo then you're just an annoying cunt ?

Why can't you fuck off and post your pedo shit with other pedos are are you too annoying for them ?



And why do you feel the strange totally not perverted need to post children on ausneets ?


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I don't care mate, iron bar for you next time you come into my store


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Keeping the party going and ignoring the pedos




>Laneya is a woman at this point.

So's Bindi Irwin.



NK save us from the pedos


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everyone ITT gettin arrested



Evening NK how goes, was work fucking gay


>Be Cheesecake in California

>Hook-up with a 17 year old

>Filthy pedo scum!!!

>Be Cheesecake in Australia

>Hook-up with a 17 year old

>"You totally deserve it m8" " We're all gonna make it"…






I thought she was younger than that



Explain to me why Cheesy's gf isn't a child then?


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I'm warning you now NEETs, any more misbehaviour and I'm cutting off the goon supplies



So gay I sucked my own dick



her ass is like a mincer making some beef mince





This thread is going to shit



Impressive you could do that


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He's done it before


>the one time BO isn't here


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If you keep posting this shit unspoilered I'm cutting it off, and I'll banish you to the abos at liqourland with their miles long lines for warm goon


I'd rather see the aboposting banned tbqh, but it's pedoposting that gets people all excited.


evil jewish merchant


evil jewish ephebophile









Degenerate, Abo Posting is the best posting





good german jew killer

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