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File: 858a4ebe0cfddbe⋯.png (55.25 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1536020093792.png)

 No.144380

Try and keep your consumption moderate please NEETs. Do not trust Dan, he is not your friend.

Old Thread: >>143629

 No.144386

Gross thread


 No.144388

Could really go for a monster(tm) brand energy beverage.


 No.144389

>>144386

Nah, that was #144


 No.144390

I bought two 6-packs of cider for $20 and after drinking three I feel suitably drunk.


 No.144391

>>144380

Surely one more cup of his finest couldn't hurt?


 No.144392

Fuck, hit New Reply too soon. I meant to ask whether anyone had a nice comfy song to go along with these drunken good feels.


 No.144393

Having a kitkat block for dessert.


 No.144394

>>144393

bigboi


 No.144395

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>144392

Here's some boomer pop


 No.144396

File: f79dd9471e7b88e⋯.jpg (660.92 KB, 1092x2314, 42:89, 1534881292326.jpg)

Anyone wanna try 2 weeks booze free? I'm been thinking about it for a while, 1 month seems like a very long time. But 2 weeks, or maybe even one, should be possible. We could keep each other accountable with daily logs.


 No.144397

>>144396

2 weeks ?

Shit, i'm up to 2 months now.

Please don't ban me


 No.144398

>>144396

I'd struggle with 2 days, but good luck to you.


 No.144399

>>144396

I've more or less gone 2 weeks without getting heavily intoxicated.


 No.144400

File: 87cb11e596f5ec1⋯.jpg (42.24 KB, 452x280, 113:70, dan-murphys[1].jpg)

>>144396

Why not try 2 weeks free booze instead ?


 No.144401

I am trying the pea soup again. This time I am going to leave it slow cooking overnight. I just turned it on.


 No.144402

File: 5406eb426faac69⋯.png (118.48 KB, 384x378, 64:63, 1536031385517.png)

>>144399

>heavily


 No.144403

>>144402

>more or less

>heavily


 No.144404

THere is NOTHING wrong with wearing (((blue jeans))) in this current year. Zoomers need to know.


 No.144405

>>144404

What should I be wearing then ?


 No.144406

>>144401

Seriously why not frozen peas?


 No.144407

>>144406

They are a completely different thing. They are full of sugar.


 No.144408

Oh for fucks sake I'm a spaz

Just discovered I bought spinach and ricotta rolls instead of sausage rolls

FML


 No.144409

>>144408

They will still taste good.


 No.144410

>>144408

Condolences mate. It's an easy mistake to make.


 No.144411

Mummybot bought the salt-reduced tomato sauce one time and it was inedible. She wouldn't take it back she said I was exaggerating. But I wasn't.


 No.144412

>>144407

Seriously why do you care? Honestly how much sugar could there possibly be in a single frozen pea?

>>144408

The lettuce and ricotta rolls are much better.


 No.144413

File: 52519f731ce1586⋯.jpg (195.84 KB, 1480x987, 1480:987, round keyaki.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.144414

>>144413

Goodnight friend.

One in the middle looks like my gf


 No.144415


 No.144416

>>144413

These plain respectable gooks offend me.

I demand slutty gooks or I shall not wish you goodnight.


 No.144417

File: 40c6020c1adfd8f⋯.jpg (228.26 KB, 1001x1500, 1001:1500, azusa.jpg)

>>144416

Just for you NEET


 No.144418

>>144390

Lucky you, on number 5 of 12 chinktaos and I think I'm taking it too fast.


 No.144419

>>144417

I find this acceptable, thank you.

Have a very goodnights sleep obliging NEET.


 No.144420

Time for bed, enjoy your weekend NEETs.


 No.144421

Really missing my life in Indonesia. Hope I can somehow carve out a living there someday


 No.144422

>>144420

Good night.


 No.144423

>>144421

What did you like about it?


 No.144424

>>144423

Just the constant subtle feeling of adventure. I'm so bored now.


 No.144425

>>144424

You will end up one of those dodgy old western sexpats living in South East Asia.


 No.144426

File: ce1fc108729f7f5⋯.jpg (735.17 KB, 2074x2765, 2074:2765, Tu4pINe.jpg)

>tfw extremely depressed


 No.144427

>>144426

That fridge contains no answers to your problems.


 No.144428

fuck me NEETs waged almost 12 hours today


 No.144429

File: 12108a1ba917d86⋯.jpg (13.9 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 136bd5390158b5fd51ee7b8d24….jpg)

>>144427

Is it because it has no Goon?


 No.144430

>>144428

Did you get paid some sort of penalty rate?


 No.144431

>>144430

Yeah I'll get 4 hours of overtime which is nice

Just a bit tired especially cuz I'm back tomorrow but at least I can get gooned on Monday, which is the best day for a gooning


 No.144432

>>144426

Hope you bought the pabst


 No.144433

>>144431

There's actually a thread over on /aus just for the likes of you.


 No.144434

File: 999918aa3052cc1⋯.gif (1.49 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 999918aa3052cc156bf50a5902….gif)

>>144427

You must have missed the Sol and Asahi.


 No.144435

>>144433

/aus/ is dead

/ausneets/ is for all aussies who know the NEET life

Or are you a narkyNEET whod ban NK, Cheesey, Cruisey, Shire, Monaro, Weber, Monk and more


 No.144436

>>144434

weeb tbh


 No.144437

I have a dozen books in my little bookshelf that I've bought with the intention of reading but haven't.

This is starting to disturb me


 No.144438

The ricotta and spinach rolls were bland and disappointing


 No.144439

File: d15c5b4f8768214⋯.jpg (124.19 KB, 1456x1941, 1456:1941, d4nZLZZr.jpg)

>tfw severely impressed


 No.144440

>>144439

Quite a comfortable scenario


 No.144441

12 full days without a durry

Doin good


 No.144442

dan


 No.144443

murphy


 No.144444

SUCKS


 No.144445

>>144444

Fuck you Codemonkey


 No.144446

>>144445

Codemonkey like fridos

Codemonkey like tab and mountain dew


 No.144447

ded


 No.144448

>>144447

Are you making preparations for gf2019?


 No.144449

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good night friends.


 No.144450

>>144448

honestly I have no idea on how people get gfs

I feel too autistic to go on a dating site and personal shit means heavy touching out the gate I can't handle so no normie get laid in a bar shit


 No.144451

>>144449

nite fren


 No.144452

File: acd85bf64c99710⋯.jpg (35.58 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1375680155738.jpg)

>>144444

That's a get.

I've formally beheld those quints.

>>144450

U just gotta b urself dude.

I'd really doubt dating sites or anything like that would work.

As far as I know, it's just down to casual socialization.


 No.144453

File: 47ab5328cf03b60⋯.jpg (14.6 KB, 342x245, 342:245, 1464525603332.jpg)

This week has been the worst.

Both my parents have been at home watching over people doing shit in the house and doing shit in the house themselves.

I'm already on 4 days nosleep and I've tried to sleep at night every one of those days but my parents being noisy wouldn't let me as usual, but when day came they were still home and there would be things like people with hammers and both dogs in the house barking at them. I just want to rest.


 No.144454

>>144453

>watching over people doing shit in the house and doing shit in the house themselves

Did you move to india ?


 No.144455

>>144453

Why can't you sleep at the same time as your parents?


 No.144456

>>144454

Don't you watch tradies when they're in the house? I usually set up in the centre of the house and make sure they're doing the job correctly


 No.144457

>>144456

>doing shit

>india


 No.144458

>>144457

are you gooned m8?


 No.144459

>>144452

>casual socialisation

Ok so shit that won't happen for me


 No.144460

>>144453

think of the bright side

Jair is going to win


 No.144461

>>144453

mate I'm really sad you're a hue NEET as if you were an East coast fag I'd offer you a couple days at my house because it sounds like you need the fuckin rest


 No.144462

Should I suffer for christ in this life bros?


 No.144463

>>144462

Jesus is basically Dionysus

Dan is basically Dionysus

Dan is Jesus

have a goon


 No.144464

>>144462

Not till you start capitalising his name you heathen scum.


 No.144465


 No.144466

>>144459

I'm an autist who only ever got one in high-school, so anything I say is worse than dubious, but it seems like going out and meeting people until you find one that you connect with is how it works.

>>144462

What's the earliest record of Christ, decades into the first century AD?

What's the earliest record of Jaweh, a couple of centuries BC?

Compare that to Figures like Herakles or Gilgamesh who have been known for hundreds or thousands of years before then.


 No.144467

>>144466

>but it seems like going out and meeting people until you find one that you connect with is how it works.

you say that as if even that is easy


 No.144468

>>144467

just get a gf idiot its not that hard pussy haha this guy


 No.144469

>>144455

Daddybot always drinks until he passes out sometime during the day, then he spends the night up, having had enough sleep in alcoholic coma. The few times he sleeps at night he falls asleep while watching a movie at 1-2am and wakes up at 4am, which seems like his waking hour, when he does sleep in the night which is rare.

Mummybot has a regular sleep schedule but she sleeps somewhere in the evening and wakes up at 5am.

Usually when I'm restless or woken up early I have enough adrenaline that I can't just go back to sleep, leading to me spending hours in bed with my parents doing retard boomer noises and wasting a big portion of my day trying to sleep but not sleeping. My sleep tends to be napping during random parts of the day for extremely short periods and then hoping night time helps me sleep enough to get a more consistent 1-2 hours of sleep. I think I can clock in 4 hours of total sleep a day, but lately it has been nothing or a few minutes.

Just yesterday, or basically today, I was trying to sleep around midnight until mummybot came knocking and said pizza was done. I usually jam the door to my room because if I don't my parents will barge in and turn on the lights in the evening, in the worst case scenario they'll also open the window which is besides my bed and the huge street light that can be seen from my window will illuminate my room bright orange if they do it in the night or just with sunlight if they do it in the day.

With the door jammed they usually try to open the door and it hits some piece of furniture I put there. It's noisy but it's nowhere near as bad as my parents entering the room.


 No.144470

>>144460

Neet im a a semi sincere larper

I'm not well read enough to respond

Please don't trouble me when I am dru k christ posging

If you don't mind


 No.144471

>>144469

Brazilneet

Begin your ascent

Gf2019 is around the corner


 No.144472

>>144468

I bet normies don't have ptsd from childhood


 No.144473

>>144470

I responded to hue neet not you also I'll agitate you all I want, cruisey screen caps are the bomb


 No.144474

>>144471

he's hueneet


 No.144475

File: 8ecd0dc549154e8⋯.jpg (113.04 KB, 526x295, 526:295, 1264148104534.jpg)

>>144467

I mean if you have any kind of social circle that has women involved then normal interaction with them that then leads to flirting is what leads to GF's from what I can tell.

Outside of that I have no idea and it all seems like a waste of time to begin with.


 No.144476

File: 6602242163fa489⋯.jpeg (14.26 KB, 384x383, 384:383, images (6).jpeg)

>>144473

>I'll agitate you all I want

Please don't


 No.144477

File: 31c1bc498c98bcf⋯.jpeg (13.53 KB, 316x466, 158:233, images (11).jpeg)

>>144474

I got danned


 No.144478

>>144476

drunk neet cruisey


 No.144479

>>144477

we all did


 No.144480

>>144478

Im not cruisey

I'm the reformed narky WA executive


 No.144481

Do you NEETs use any kind of productivity software to keep track of to-do lists or something

I've been thinking about the possibility of this a lot lately


 No.144482

>>144480

Cheesey?


 No.144483

File: d065c70fb5362d9⋯.jpg (79.17 KB, 680x487, 680:487, bf7064d81e511ef19bf55e2f70….jpg)

>>144481

I use Gimp to make NK memes does that count


 No.144484

Went out for a nice long walk then had some beers, I see the gen is going along nicely, time for some goon to ward off the feeling of >tfw depressed


 No.144485

File: ad0fb65ae7103eb⋯.jpeg (17.39 KB, 313x470, 313:470, images (9).jpeg)

Every neet's soul is the centre of the universe


 No.144486

>>144485

Then why hasn't it collapsed in a black hole?


 No.144487

>>144482

Cheesey is not an executive

He has a qt vurgin gf


 No.144488

My walk involved buying a kebab then some dimsims followed by two longnecks from Dan then I relaxed by a lake near my place


 No.144489

>>144486

Give me a quick rundown on how you became a neet


 No.144490

File: a6d32b8d4645d9b⋯.png (166.37 KB, 998x482, 499:241, b9601cdcb3112f7f1c8cfe8a66….png)


 No.144491

>>144487

girls love the big boys


 No.144492

>>144488

Nice Digits NK

also we all know that's Lake Joondalup


 No.144493

File: b3029f915dd163e⋯.jpg (202.35 KB, 794x732, 397:366, 1509158754001.jpg)

Toast for dinner


 No.144494

>>144490

I am getting goon and I am struggling

>>144492

I'm not NK, I'm at the other side of the country


 No.144495

test


 No.144496

Neet King are you ITT


 No.144497

>>144494

bullshit, only NK buys kebabs


 No.144498

big abo poos


 No.144499

File: 7480672702573f2⋯.jpeg (13.74 KB, 351x419, 351:419, images (12).jpeg)

>>144493

What are you having on the toast mate?

Try not to Get tumesced about it


 No.144500

>>144499

Nothing


 No.144501

>>144497

I'm in Melbourne mate I'm not fucking NK


 No.144502

File: ba3a9ef58724a42⋯.jpeg (7.96 KB, 290x279, 290:279, images (13).jpeg)

>>144500

Monk I……


 No.144503

>>144501

hows it been monk


 No.144504

>>144503

I'm not Monk either


 No.144505

File: 925cf6e1f2ec903⋯.jpeg (19.53 KB, 381x386, 381:386, images (3).jpeg)

>>144504

Do you have a gf


 No.144506

>>144504

Can you give me anything to dub you on


 No.144507

>>144505

No

>>144506

I was formerly known on the gen for posting stories of my highschool spergouts


 No.144508

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4333054/Queensland-crocodile-teen-drank-goon-attack.html

I hope none of you NEETs are foolish enough to do anything this silly while gooned


 No.144509

>>144507

You enjoys kebabs and you could call you HighSchoolsPerg, So I'll call you HSPNEET


 No.144510

>>144507

I renember

Any adult sperg out story for green texting?


 No.144511

>>144509

Ok, I guess you can do that, I'm watching good will hunting and about to pour some more goon, what are you doing on this fine night?


 No.144512

>>144511

probably should go to bed at some point but i decided to have a drag so I'm a tap up


 No.144513

>>144512

A drag?


 No.144514

>>144513

a ciggie


 No.144515

Is eating bacon every morning a bad idea


 No.144516

>>144512

Decent, decent, what sort of smokes?


 No.144517


 No.144518

>>144515

depends if it's processed shit or quality


 No.144519

>>144517

Ah yes, truly the thinking man's choice


 No.144520

>>144517

Blue super King's, my boong?


 No.144521

Anyone itt?


 No.144522


 No.144523

>tfw no gf


 No.144524

File: cf72ebef5b712bf⋯.gif (13.06 KB, 376x440, 47:55, 1c9f848805486aed6c869efca0….gif)


 No.144525

>>144522

What are you up to!?!


 No.144526

>>144525

Watching a movie, good will hunting


 No.144527

>>144521

About to jump my window so I can get food. Usually the plan is avoiding my parents by locking myself in my room until it's night and they're not as active, but I haven't eaten or drank something in over a day.


 No.144528

File: f681ffc7280e099⋯.webm (9.54 MB, 720x396, 20:11, f681ffc7280e0992a80b65d0d….webm)

>>144521

Present, but I think tonight's goon-inferno is drawing to an end.


 No.144529

I WISH I HAD A GF LADS


 No.144530

Finished watching good will hunting, off to bed once i finish my cup of goon, Night Night NEETs


 No.144531

Good morning to everybody except the cunt who posted corn.jpg in the previous thread and the cunt who said I would step on people's feet line dancing.

>>144530

Sometimes I see an equation on a blackboard and I solve it and shit.

>>144529

I'm going to try and buy one today at Woolies.


 No.144532

>>144531

Good morning and goon morning later today for those who arise from a coma.


 No.144533

Morning NEETS and weekendNEETS


 No.144534

>>144533

> weekendNEETS

PJEETs


 No.144535

>>144532

>>144533

Morning boys.


 No.144536

File: cb2d3b41b99c2f0⋯.jpg (65.39 KB, 742x599, 742:599, Worm_Gear.jpg)


 No.144537

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>144536

Morning.


 No.144538

File: a93ae9e009d36b3⋯.webm (1.98 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Why do you post green fro….webm)


 No.144539

>>144538

Evening, Hue.


 No.144540

>>144538

>>144536

>>144535

>>144533

>>144532

>>144531

Good morning. Don't forget to clean your room NEETs.


 No.144541

>>144540

>Don't forget to clean your room NEETs.

I started yesterday. It's a big job.


 No.144542

>>144380 FUCKING SHILLL


 No.144543

>>144388 YOU TOO SHILL


 No.144544

>>144540

What about their penises?


 No.144545

Extremely fragile aboriginal prostitute


 No.144546

>>144544

Penis stays filthy with 3 day stale cum under the foreskin. No exceptions.


 No.144547

>>144544

What he said >>144546 i have it on good authority that women like men to have an unwashed penis.


 No.144548

File: 3fa090fe7879b49⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out091131.png)

>>144453

>>144507 Can you post more stories please

>>144515

>>144521

>>144522

>>144531

>>144532

>>144533

>>144535

>>144536

>>144537

>>144538

>>144540

>>144541

Good morning freeters and NEETs. Unwashed karen here to give you all a big hug!


 No.144549

>>144547

Like gorgonzola, it's an acquired taste.


 No.144550

>>144478

I had one drink and went to sleep. Cc's is shit.


 No.144551

>>144549

Acquired by force.


 No.144552

>>144551

Are you channeling rapeNEET through astral waking dreams right now?


 No.144553


 No.144554

File: ae6052276926c81⋯.jpg (290.12 KB, 1920x800, 12:5, Blowhole Beach-new size.jpg)

Good morning friends.


 No.144555

File: 3a933683b464cca⋯.png (60.51 KB, 581x223, 581:223, ClipboardImage.png)

>>144553

Get drunk and fix your urinary tract infection.


 No.144556

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>144555

>t. Dr Dan, medicine man.


 No.144557

>>144507

I have a hard time believing noone remembers spergNEET


 No.144558

>>144554

Morning. That beach was named after me.


 No.144559

>>144557

I am cricket chad.


 No.144560

File: 2c91b12f549307d⋯.jpeg (9.37 KB, 201x251, 201:251, images.jpeg)


 No.144561

>>144559

He may have not read the final chapters of your story.


 No.144562

>>144561

Didn't he chase someone with the bat when the half caste was on the team?

My memory is terrible


 No.144563

>>144558

Show me your blowhole.


 No.144564

>>144562

I remember there was an incident in which he fought back against the cunts who were annoying him and the boys left him alone. So that may what has happened, as the story was a long time ago and it was spread out over time.


 No.144565

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.144566

File: f10f1709b92a047⋯.jpg (26.44 KB, 590x400, 59:40, currentera.jpg)


 No.144567

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.144568

File: 7f53f366aeaafd0⋯.jpg (46.54 KB, 604x292, 151:73, parental.JPG)


 No.144569

File: c1013d094d5fa9b⋯.png (312.16 KB, 1413x1250, 1413:1250, Thespian life.png)


 No.144570

>>144569

what the fuck is that?


 No.144571

>>144570

Good question.


 No.144572

>>144570

It's cutting-edge worldbuilding


 No.144573

>>144572

Nah, it's a buncha thesbians


 No.144574

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.144575

Following several deaths related to manga-replica kit-nano exoskeletons, CisLunar Optimal Media Act bans anime virches. Widespread protests result


 No.144576

>>144575

The Day of the REEEEE


 No.144577

File: 9ed710496bc5f52⋯.jpeg (4.27 KB, 225x225, 1:1, reeeee.jpeg)

Fucking boomer neighbours are making racket outside, blocking the driveway with their boomer deeds. Who else is suffering under the agony of normie saturday?


 No.144578

>>144577

Go ask them if they want a hand then listen to the footy on the radio with them.


 No.144579

>>144575

i was not ready for the autism that searching that statement would uncover.


 No.144580

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>144578

He's going to miss his appointment if he doesn't leave immediately.


 No.144581

>>144580

I'm sure old mate out the front will appreciate the sentiment of a paley with NEETo.


 No.144582

File: dca675c3ad6c19e⋯.jpg (25.29 KB, 472x461, 472:461, x646nx1qgrmz[1].jpg)

>>144579

Always be prepared for autism young grasshopper, this is the internet.


 No.144583

>>144580

>Need to get to Dan's to help me cope with all the boomer activity outside

>Driveway is blocked by boomers boomering in it

What do? Are we doomed in life?


 No.144584

>>144583

>Drops pants and run outside REEEing loudly

>Boomers panic and leave

>Drive to Dans

>PROFIT/Goon


 No.144585

>>144582

ritalin neet?


 No.144586

>>144582

i think it was the fact that it wasnt the autism that i was expecting. i was expecting animetism but i didn't get that.


 No.144587

>>144586

Huh, now you have me intrigued.

not intrigued enough to google it though, because lazy


 No.144588

File: c6c228b9ab3dc43⋯.gif (1.23 MB, 427x640, 427:640, 9d1ab308.gif)

File: 7681485b897f485⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 256x192, 4:3, 6f6c8190098d8174b1a647367b….gif)

File: dbfa4da0942921a⋯.gif (662.32 KB, 480x238, 240:119, 23be2bc35af5052e978f8ab20a….gif)

File: 901cb6293691dcf⋯.gif (2.1 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 0770dac0cfb3fd5c8064fe1fc2….gif)


 No.144589

File: b554541ac57dda8⋯.jpg (73.33 KB, 700x700, 1:1, a1294627508_10.jpg)

Do any of you know what this is about?

I know the story but I want to know the name of the supposed cult.


 No.144590

File: 1cd3562be3b19a6⋯.gif (497.51 KB, 500x370, 50:37, 24165055.gif)

Time to caress the gonads.


 No.144591

>>144590

Alrighty, that's 22 minutes of gonad caressing.

Time to stop now.


 No.144592

File: f1adca6ffc4bec4⋯.jpg (31.84 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 1527501953969.jpg)

Tried taking the bike to town, got there in 30 minutes. Takes about 15 min by car and 2 hours by foot. My eyes are dry from speeding down the downhills, can do about 45km/h on the flats. Got some gopro vids that I have to dick around with, Is sony vegas still a good editing program?

>>144540

>Don't forget to clean your room

It has been a while.

>>144557

I remember spergNEET


 No.144593

>>144577

Cunt next door had a skip delivered and is chucking shit into it noisily.


 No.144594

>>144591

I am done when I am done.


 No.144595

File: f0740bcda2bc16e⋯.png (29.64 KB, 485x443, 485:443, f0740bcda2bc16e7fcc9b4d252….png)

>>144593

Make sure to go through it when he isn't looking for free shit.


 No.144596

File: 3aa9706a75ee9b6⋯.jpg (90.45 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, 1535630808763.jpg)

>making some dank OC

>GIMP stops working


 No.144597

File: fa7883af43173b7⋯.png (129.98 KB, 1200x653, 1200:653, foreign posters of ausneet….png)

What do you lads think?


 No.144598

>>144577

Mornin' neighbourino


 No.144599

>>144597

I think my vpn is running out soon and I will have another flag. good OC, I lol'd


 No.144600

>>144597

It looks like the Brazillian is farting in Dans face


 No.144601

>>144597

The Argentinian needs to be more niggerer.


 No.144602

>>144597

The Canadian needs to be more homosexual


 No.144603

>>144602

more homosexualer


 No.144604

Vegemite toast and yoghurt for breakfast. Couldn't handle anything heavier after last night's binge.


 No.144605

>>144604

Even out the feeling with a wank


 No.144606

>>144603

He's Canadian so he's the homosexualest


 No.144607

File: 8a4c640a53a1a46⋯.png (603.94 KB, 700x533, 700:533, ClipboardImage.png)

I need to get one of these for driving.


 No.144608


 No.144609


 No.144610

>>144608

I would never buy eggs in such gay looking packaging.


 No.144611

>>144606

Notice how he's the only one on his knees


 No.144612

>>144610

What other packaging do eggs come in besides egg cartons?


 No.144613

>>144612

Tubes.

I mean the label.


 No.144614

>>144612

Chickens lol


 No.144615

File: d5a1afcc9b4ed3c⋯.png (1.82 MB, 1080x1350, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png)

These lessons are going to be so fucking awkward.


 No.144616

File: a5d72ec8b923892⋯.png (59.03 KB, 400x372, 100:93, Dan's australia.png)

>>144604

You may not handle something heavier, but you sure can handle more.


 No.144617

>>144616

Nice OC.


 No.144618

>>144608

Just another example of NSW sliding into collapse. Even the chickens have become degenerate.


 No.144619

File: 84067011acc565e⋯.png (30.96 KB, 238x251, 238:251, danny4life.png)

>>144618

Goon fed chickens wouldn't have this problem.


 No.144620

File: a8c67c6e7a4805f⋯.png (18.41 KB, 308x385, 4:5, 561896_0_9999_med_v1_m5657….png)

Alright neets, census time. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?


 No.144621

>>144620

A cabernet sauvignon


 No.144622

A difficult rising from my binge slumber. Today I will make plans.


 No.144623


 No.144624

>>144622

>Today I will make plans.

For today's binge?


 No.144625

File: f6a0a18d09cc4f5⋯.png (141.32 KB, 412x412, 1:1, Can you believe it? They p….png)

>>144617

Here's more.


 No.144626

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

>>144622

Plan to Dan.


 No.144627


 No.144628

>>144620

Is it just me, or do a lot of places no longer stock lamb? The other day I was at BWS, er, I mean a friend of mine was at BWS, and couldn't find it anywhere - they had other ciders, but not the lamb.


 No.144629

>package arrives at the dispatch facility at 7am yesterday

>won't be delivered until monday

Not good enough wagecucks, not good enough


 No.144630

>>144620

Whisky, Glenfiddich.


 No.144631

>>144620

Golden Oak


 No.144632

File: 7edea44c90cf71f⋯.jpg (280.61 KB, 2048x1447, 2048:1447, wagie.jpg)

>>144627

>Glad I don't work

You have grasped the first circle of neet wisdom.


 No.144633

>>144629

Be reasonable m8,You've got to give the parcel monkeys time to open it up and have a wank.


 No.144634

>>144625

Thank you I always enjoy new OC.


 No.144635

>>144633

I would NEVER purchase degenerate sex devices


 No.144636

4 cc's and coke and now off to the show.

Fucking bit smashed aye.


 No.144637

>>144636

Pretty fast out of the block neeto, you've still got 36 hours of the weekend to go


 No.144638

>>144633

Not if they tried on his brand new Penis Plug


 No.144639

>>144627

Is it really that surprising given that workers in the UK who deliver goods wear nappies/shit in the vans as they don't have time for toilet breaks.


 No.144640

It is depressing to think that EVERY delivery has been handled by at least 2 pajeets and probably an Abdul as well.


 No.144641

>>144635

>purchases degenerate sex devices


 No.144642

>>144640

The delivery business is a culturally enriching process.


 No.144643

>>144628

I'd imagine the normies buying all the stock come Friday afternoon.


 No.144644

I've never drunk fat lamb, is it one of those soft drink boozes ?


 No.144645

>>144628

The only places I see it locally are Dans and some overpriced smaller liquor store I can't remember the name of. I don't think Dans sells the soft drink bottle ones either


 No.144646

>>144644

Yeah. The flavors I've had either taste like soda or taste like absolute shit


 No.144647

Dan giveth

Dan taketh away


 No.144648

>>144647

Dan taketh some more


 No.144649

File: 7ba5b9b7677c885⋯.png (12.27 KB, 339x375, 113:125, A Dan prayer a day keeps G….png)


 No.144650

>>144625

>>144616

Good stuff, lizard


 No.144651

>>144650

Somebody should set that lesbian on fire.


 No.144652

>>144650

Train stations are for drugs not dans


 No.144653

>>144650

Lol, fat bitch could probably block an entire row of doorways on her own.

And theres 3 bottlo's within a few blocks of Maylands station iirc


 No.144654

File: 4e561174e7e3824⋯.png (51.07 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Flag of ausneets.png)


 No.144655

>>144654

>flag of ausweebs


 No.144656

>>144654

Almost looks like a James Bond poster


 No.144657

>>144656

The names Murphy.

Dan murphy.


 No.144658

File: 9d9d45327e0f392⋯.gif (290.79 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1439983003122.gif)


 No.144659

I was chatting to the guy working at 7/1q this morning and when he printed my receipt he noticed the fuel came to 22.22. Without thinking I said 'nice quads' while walking away. Just.


 No.144660

>>144659

He probably thought you were making a pass at him mate


 No.144661

>>144660

Precisely my thoughts as I walked back to the car


 No.144662

>>144661

Did he have nice quads ?


 No.144663

13 days without a dart

Doin good


 No.144664

>>144663

What are you planning to do with the massive amount of money you're saving?


 No.144665

>>144664

chink hookers


 No.144666

File: 429ad8551ee91ce⋯.png (91.75 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Flag of ausneets take two.png)

Actually I liked the flag enough that I remade it better.

Should this be the official /ausneets/ flag?


 No.144667

>>144666

Apart from Dan there's nothing Aus about it.

It's more a japneets flag.


 No.144668

>>144667

Well yeah it's a parody.


 No.144669

>>144667

Dan is the glue that binds us together. The "aus" part is ceremonial at best now that we've got half a dozen meme nationalities hanging around


 No.144670

>>144662

Quite possibly, we were talking about the gym.


 No.144671

>>144453

All i ever see you do here is complain about the same thing. Why don't you move out


 No.144672

>>144669

We need to tax the (you)s of foreigners.


 No.144673

>>144664

Not sure. I would have spent almost $200 on cigarettes if I was smoking by now.

I need to start saving for a security deposit on a flat. Maybe I should bite the bullet and get a pleb job for the meantime


 No.144674

>>144671

At the very least he needs a car


 No.144675

>>144673

Did anything come of the IT interview?


 No.144676

>>144673

How far to go


 No.144677

>>144674

I thought you could just borrow one from the side of the road in Brazil


 No.144678

File: 8939b9520b2417b⋯.jpg (106.03 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, abba2.jpg)

If you could be anything at all, what would it be, neets?

I would have liked to be a singer in the 60's or 70's

Now, i would like a job and have an owned house by like 2 years. But i dont think that will ever happen


 No.144679

>>144678

I'd like to be happy


 No.144680


 No.144681

>>144678

A white power rack, with Possum grunting inside me.


 No.144682

File: 8edc4e22b1011c8⋯.jpg (74.89 KB, 1000x944, 125:118, 14399830032433.jpg)


 No.144683

>>144678

Own a queit yet sustaining takeaway shop/cafe in a small town that I can also live in

Would be comfy


 No.144684

>>144681

What's a white power rack


 No.144685

>>144650

I bet she did it so NK can't rape her behind one of them


 No.144686

>>144685

Even NK would need dick pills for that.


 No.144687

File: 3bbf3b392f1bde5⋯.jpg (200.03 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, Tullibardine 1488 Whisky A….JPG)

>>144620

>The only /pol/ approved beverage


 No.144688

>>144687

*blocks your path*

*cracks his knuckles*

I told you to make our JEETs comfortable in the gen.


 No.144689

>>144688

>14XX88

hmmmmmmmmmm


 No.144690

>>144683

quiet*

I like your idea though, you'd get to know the local community.

>>144686

kek

>>144687

>whisky beer


 No.144691

>>144688

>JEETs

No PaJEETs allowed here Raj


 No.144692

>>144690

Also I'd have time to tinker and do some pretty cool food


 No.144693

File: eb1a39f6267313f⋯.jpg (3.61 MB, 3936x2624, 3:2, DSC_8570.JPG)

Hello neets its beetneet here.

Its been a while, been a wild time in my life.

Lots of good things happening. I missed you cunts a bit.

I FINALLY GOT MY FIRST CENNO PAYMENT, cheers neets also heres a little song i finished

https://soundcloud.com/blazer-19/socks-1

I did this self development course called Landmark that was p fucking good and terrible.

>told my parents everything including my drug use, pre martial sex

>confessed a literal lifetime of sins to a priest feels good man

>believe in god now

>in control of my weed use vaped once in 4 weeks

>deleted all my hardcore porn and havent looked at any of it

If drawfag neet is still around can you send me a link to that tablet you use again?

What you cunts been up to?


 No.144694

>>144693

Sounds like you're moving in a positive direction neeto, good to hear


 No.144695

>>144693

How does on keep bees


 No.144696

>>144692

I have fond memories of the local 'convenience' store as a child.


 No.144697

>>144696

I fondly remember nicking a few five cent lollies


 No.144698

>>144675

Nope. Always the next one.


 No.144699

>>144698

Just treat it as practice.


 No.144700

>>144696

Would you go to mine


 No.144701

>>144678

what would you sing about neet?

>>144659

this is actually a p cool thing to do

>>144650

people voted for this creature

>>144588

these are cool


 No.144702

>>144693

>What you cunts been up to?

Just downloaded some hardcore porn. I've been asking about you lately and it's good to hear from you. Have you played any gigs yet?


 No.144703

>>144700

Yes. Could go for a chicken burger right now actually, and a couple of dimmies. What would you call it?


 No.144704

>>144703

They're called the same but I'm hesitant to sell chink food


 No.144705

>>144704

He meant the shop, you dingus.


 No.144706

>>144705

"Town name" takeaway/cafe


 No.144707

>>144706

What about

Please To NEET You

tfw cafe


 No.144708

>>144701

When love goes away


 No.144709

kinda tumesced cafe


 No.144710

File: 40d14ad7135ab88⋯.png (24.76 KB, 428x590, 214:295, Dan's closed.png)


 No.144711

>>144707

The Executive Office


 No.144712

File: 068fc9e620c1027⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.144713

>>144702

>Just downloaded some hardcore porn.

What kind?


 No.144714

>>144711

The I'll Open Tomorrow Cafe.


 No.144715

File: db7c214a7b8c8e4⋯.jpg (12.56 KB, 246x246, 1:1, 246x0w[1].jpg)

>>144710

My stores may be closed but my heart is always open.


 No.144716

>>144707

I like to imagine the wagies constantly making "the coffee machine doesn't work" jokes


 No.144717

>>144707

NEET Compound cookery


 No.144718

>>144715

But Dan you are open


 No.144719

Work For The Dole(mades) Greek Cafe


 No.144720

>>144713

It's called "Teens love huge cocks" iirc.


 No.144721

>>144719

I'll Be Back-lava


 No.144722

>>144718

Then I guess my heart is closed young NEET.


 No.144723

>>144720

Confirmation bias.


 No.144724

>>144637

Almost finished the bottle with an old mate before going to the show

Watching missus sing is getting me all loving


 No.144725

>>144720

Teen is neet backwards.

Do you have something to confess ?


 No.144726

>>144724

Whip her. Change her name to Toby.


 No.144727

>>144725

>Teen is neet backwards

deep


 No.144728


 No.144729


 No.144730


 No.144731

Holding a cigarette in my mouth is an amazing feeling.

It is unlit.

Old mate even has a sesh going


 No.144732

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Gonna go drive my car dangerously and listen to loud music


 No.144733

>>144731

Worrying signs mate


 No.144734

>>144733

Party hardy


 No.144735

Cheesey was going to pash without his braces for the first time this weekend and report back.


 No.144736

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.144737

>>144732

this codger is an absolute mate… the lad is a flintstone


 No.144738

>>144704

>>144705

Ah that was funny. Dim sims are as Aussie as meat pies tbqh. Doubt you'd find a take-away store that doesn't sell them. Can't say I've ever cooked one on a BBQ though.


 No.144739

>>144736

>How to annoy young NEET neighbours , part 1


 No.144740

They're called DIM SUM, have some respect


 No.144741

>>144740

>>144738

They're called pasties you fucking weebs


 No.144742

>>144735

Did he end up posting 'before & after' pics of his teeth? I got gooned pretty hard during that thread.


 No.144743

>>144738

Make one of those, except the meat is chicken, and the cabbage is bacon. It's great.


 No.144744

Dan is a sexy man


 No.144745

>>144740

I've got SUM-DIM for you to suck on


 No.144746

>>144744

His eyes are so dazzling, an overall dreamy man.

He stares at you and you're instantly charmed.

His visage shows he knows what you want, and he's about to give it to you. Hard.


 No.144747

File: d6467bfe700e06a⋯.jpg (663.02 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, DmeZZOAU0AI0NOo.jpg)

arvo cunts


 No.144748

>>144747

Not in WA cunt


 No.144749

im thinking about playing Rome total war again. thats a fun game. Any NEETs played any of the total war games?


 No.144750

Delayed hangover


 No.144751

I'm hungover bros


 No.144752

File: c1e7721f22fbacd⋯.gif (75.79 KB, 600x400, 3:2, c50c0984f06e876f28bbe5a48a….gif)


 No.144753

Sober October is sounding good

Anyone else in?


 No.144754

>>144753

I'm starting today.


 No.144755

File: f78ac64b1104312⋯.mp4 (1.03 MB, 720x486, 40:27, f78ac64b1104312bc27ffc667b….mp4)

>>144753

>>144754

Start on Monday.


 No.144756

>>144755

I was going to but Monday is just another NEET day


 No.144757


 No.144758

File: 74a20b370f77f77⋯.jpg (222.22 KB, 1200x806, 600:403, 0decef3de07d8ca0f626720e5f….jpg)

>>144756

Then start of Tuesday.


 No.144759

What are you guys up to?


 No.144760

>>144759

Drinking a coffee before going to buy some more mints.


 No.144761

>>144731

>a cigarette in my mouth

Smoke it or you're a fag


 No.144762

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.144763

File: 2db623b8eac28da⋯.jpg (73.06 KB, 675x601, 675:601, t_30yo_boomer.jpg)

>>144759

Drinking. And I don't want to be judgemental, but if you're not, you may as well be a boomer


 No.144766

>>144396

I have some family events that I will likely drink at coming up, but i've gone a week now without a drink and it has really helped me eat less and have more control so I really recommend it.

>>144401

got a recipe?

>>144553

cc is an old friend. nice.


 No.144767

File: 244617b6da9f795⋯.png (41.5 KB, 804x802, 402:401, customer service wojak.png)

Mum is smashing around dishes and swearing because I'm not scrubbing out the bathroom. For fucks sake, I have an overdue assignment and that kind of domestic bullshit is literally never urgent enough to justify that kind of nagging.


 No.144768

>>144702

hahah thanks neet, its means a lot that there was someone that remembered me.

I haven't been playing any gigs, but i got this contract DJing job. Its DJing for house parties, 21st, weddings, etc, so its not like a cool club DJ, and i still have to do 3 practice nights where i go out with someone else. But im really excited for it. When summer comes around if im doing 21st and getting paid for it, its going to be amazing.

What you been up to mate?

>>144708

this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHZ5xH7YQOg

>>144725

hehehe

>>144750

what did you drink last night

>>144767

just tell her, and also say that your sorry that you cant help cunt


 No.144769

>>144749

Yeah, I still play Med2 and Empire now and again.

Don't really like the newer ones much.


 No.144770

>>144764

>>144765

Is this a link for more dick pills?


 No.144771

>>144767

Smash some dishes and swear with her, when she looks at you tell her tell you had a good time at the party and lock yourself in your room.


 No.144772

>>144769

play any Mods?

i heard that Stainless steel is a great mod for Med2.


 No.144773

>>144767

Put on your singlet and give mummybot a good seeing to. She needs to learn her place.


 No.144774

Ever felt like foisting your penis?


 No.144775

File: aabdf79b7fe8b82⋯.webm (7.18 MB, 360x640, 9:16, Chinese.webm)


 No.144776

File: 143a6e7b53a50b0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.49 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 2018-09-08 13.23.51.jpg)

Had to work today meaning I went to bed sober last night, just got back from dans with a block of export and now the withdrawal symptoms are going away


 No.144777

>>144775

>the last clip with the calculator

fugg that's impressive


 No.144778

>>144768

No, lol, just songs about that. Not that song


 No.144779

>>144772

Only Darthmod for the better AI and big units.

Never tried Stainless Steel but I've heard it's good.


 No.144780

>>144776

Your diet seems to be lacking lately


 No.144781

>>144780

Gonna load up on carbs and beer tonight so tomorrow's poo should be a ring buster


 No.144782

Had to do family stuff until just now, so I've only got one hour to cram in the 3.5 litres of beer so I can get back on schedule with the red wine at dinner.


 No.144783

>>144782

>wine

That's that fancy goon they put in bottles isn't it ?

Ya fuckin snob.


 No.144784

>>144783

>Ya fuckin snob.

I am better than you, unnamedNEET.

Not NEETs in general, just you.


 No.144785

>>144783

You know how cask wine is made? They bag up our urine at fancy bottled wine restaurants.


 No.144786

18 degrees today in Shitbourne, I finished watching the movie last night just before 5am so I woke up at 11am then helped mummybot do some chores because she was yelling all morning, now it's off to do some essay and then I might go to the gym. Dan will not be getting a visit from me today as I am well stocked up

>>144620

Some goon last night, soft fruity white

>>144767

Had a similar incident, I've got an assignment to do and mummybots been nagging me all day so far to do shit in the garden, I did a bit but then told her that I've got things to do and I'm going


 No.144787

Has that routing assignment NEET finished his fucking homework yet?


 No.144788

File: ef33d4a29a5273b⋯.png (378.55 KB, 507x661, 507:661, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.144789

>>144787

Yes, it was due last night.

Knockin shit off my to-do list today like a soldier as a result. No well of dread in my mind today, just pure unadulterated, nicotine minted clear headed productivity.


 No.144790

>>144742

He has not as yet posted his chompers.


 No.144791

>>144789

Let me know what score we get.


 No.144792

>>144788

That guy should pet his dog more.


 No.144793

I'm off to watch the sports ball at the stadium with my family. Go team!


 No.144794

>>144793

Set off a flare and start a fight.


 No.144795

>>144781

I hope you keep us updated m8


 No.144796

At the local noodle canteen awaiting my delicious gook food. Black pepper beef fried noodles. An early dinner


 No.144797

>>144796

I'm about to eat my dinner.

A chicken and 9 sesame seed dinner rolls from Coles.


 No.144798

File: 145754754cfdf54⋯.png (95.59 KB, 556x430, 278:215, 1461208606351.png)

>feeling rather cidered after a couple bottles this afternoon

Does anyone else like to take early-evening NEET-naps after drinking a little, then wake up feeling great an hour or so later? Very comfy.


 No.144799

>>144796

>An early dinner

You mean a small appetizer.


 No.144800

>>144797

Sounds hearty, but you should get a pre-roasted lamb as a side.

>>144798

I've been lying on my beanbag, gooned out and sleepy, but haven't actually fallen asleep. If only I had a Karen dakimura to keep me warm.


 No.144801

>>144798

Most weekends I get shitfaced and have an afternoon nap. Waking refreshed I do it again.


 No.144802

>>144796

Has shire ever got Asian food with his Asiangf.


 No.144803

The minor laceration on my penis is becoming worse. Might have to take a break from wanking.


 No.144804

>>144784

>I am better than you, unnamedNEET.

You big liar.

I'm the bestest NEET, my mummybot told me so


 No.144805

>>144803

That sounds worrying, what happened to you dick?


 No.144806

>>144802

I heard she was a self-hating asian and only eats full English breakfast and roasts.


 No.144807

Might go to Dan again tonight for some longnecks


 No.144808

>>144803

Too late. It'll become infected an you'll need an amputation.


 No.144809

>>144808

Then he can apply to cenno for trannybux


 No.144810

>>144809

Does it pay as much as the DSP?


 No.144811

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)


 No.144812

>>144803

Have a wank


 No.144813

>>144810

You get an extra $100 makeup allowance and $200 extra crazy person pills allowance


 No.144814

>>144813

Tick enough checkboxes and hold the right political oppinions and you can make half a mil per year at the ABC.


 No.144815

>>144814

I got to the 3rd round of interviews with the ABC once but I failed the cocksucking test.


 No.144816

>>144815

The fact they even want three interviews is enough to know you don't want to work there.


 No.144817

>>144815

>but I failed the cocksucking test.

I can't imagine why


 No.144818

>>144815

We call that the Weinstein Examination these days


 No.144819


 No.144820

>>144797

I found half a can of baked beans in my neighbours bin, doesn't smell funny or anything


 No.144821

>>144820

It's good fibre m8


 No.144822

>>144820

Been dumpster diving recently?


 No.144823


 No.144824

>>144823

>NK ready


 No.144825

File: ab8d730f68297b1⋯.png (347.26 KB, 800x770, 80:77, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.144826

I really wish I lived alone.


 No.144827

>>144824

Well bantered.


 No.144828

>>144824

That's justifies increasing public transport ticket prices


 No.144829

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.144830

>>144828

They put you in that carriage if you don't have a ticket


 No.144831

File: def9c00a6c23ea2⋯.jpg (61.75 KB, 579x386, 3:2, Tzidkiyahu_cave08.jpg)

>Watching a history documentary where they visit caverns underneath Jerusalem where the stones for Solomon's temple were quarried. The jewish guide points out english writing on the wall and explains that freemasons used to meet in the caverns in the 19th century…

Fucking hell, /pol/ was right again


 No.144832

>>144829

Never seen Shrek


 No.144833

>>144831

The red heifer was born a couple of days ago too.


 No.144834

>>144832

Watch the whole move in 9 minutes and 33 seconds.


 No.144835

>>144823

Highly disturbing, and yet I still came.


 No.144836

>>144835

We both came to the same solution.


 No.144837

File: 3de6bf5511121f1⋯.gif (179.02 KB, 253x270, 253:270, 3de6bf5511121f12320fae5b26….gif)

The final solution!


 No.144838

God wants us to get drunk and spew !

Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Drink ye, and be drunken, and spue, and fall, and rise no more, because of the sword which I will send among you. And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to drink, then shalt thou say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Ye shall certainly drink.


 No.144839

The lonely desolation


 No.144840

>>144837

Was thinking about that phrase yesterday while at MAX.


 No.144841

File: 44ac7d29f5dee0d⋯.png (113.11 KB, 827x415, 827:415, _ausneets_-_NEET_General_4….png)

>>144838

>>144839

See the light my child!

>>144840

Drinking the whole goon sack standing up while listening to one of their helpful lessons?


 No.144842

>>144841

Hail Dan, full of goon

The NEETs are with thee

Blessed is the fruit of thy fridges

Gooncask


 No.144843

File: 7e66bf1046b2605⋯.webm (1.95 MB, 400x400, 1:1, 7e66bf1046b2605b2b068c9bf….webm)


 No.144844

Dan, Dan

Bit Fat Sham

Fucks His Wife

With A Frying Pan


 No.144845

>>144843

I left out a "blessed art thou" but I knew you'd forgive me my lord.


 No.144846

Cheesy

Cheesy

Never Queazy

Wanna Squeezy

Tahlia's Vageezy


 No.144847

Cruisey and Possum

Sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G


 No.144848

>>144847

That must be a strong tree


 No.144849

>>144848

I don't believe either are executive.


 No.144850

>>144849

All NEETs are executive on the inside


 No.144851

>>144847

It'll never be F I S H I N G


 No.144852

>>144851

You're a bad, bad man.


 No.144853

Extremely fragile but experienced aboriginal prostitute


 No.144854


 No.144855

File: bc033b76223cfc9⋯.jpg (92.59 KB, 640x360, 16:9, breivik.jpg)


 No.144856

>>144855

What a humbling message.


 No.144857

>>144856

It's a pity he killed so few leftists.


 No.144858

File: da98a3b502b7367⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-09-08 17.20.29.jpg)

Finished mowing the lawns, trimming the bushes and taking a shit after work.

now I can finally start my weekend


 No.144859

Carn eags


 No.144860

File: db66f0c38ab7dd2⋯.jpg (118.4 KB, 960x480, 2:1, 1512876387002.jpg)

I've resisted Dan tonight for the first time in recent memory. I'm sitting here looking at the wall in silence trying to figure out what 40% of 8 is and I can't even do it.

I have much to catch up on.


 No.144861

>>144858

How long did you keep your bushes after some pruning?


 No.144862

>>144860

Calculate 10% and multiply it by 4.


 No.144863

File: c2479845405ef6d⋯.png (5 KB, 213x63, 71:21, seektab.png)

Well time to swallow my pride as the the old commonwealth bank vault is starting to deplete.

I bet you 10 Asian gf's I will get a job next week.


 No.144864

>>144860

3.2 my dude


 No.144865

>>144863

Do you have 10 *accessible* Asian GFs to donate?


 No.144866

>>144865

They love him long time


 No.144867

File: 92ee2e4f71d7158⋯.jpg (25.7 KB, 380x380, 1:1, 1509282967001.jpg)

>>144865

They can be acquired


 No.144868

File: ef8c68c3a0118ee⋯.jpg (43.71 KB, 640x492, 160:123, breivik_o_866406.jpg)

>>144855

ahhh, Brevik


 No.144869

>>144865

And they have to be northern asian, japanese-tier, not jungle monkeys.


 No.144870

>>144861

I keep it shaves at all times, pubes leave evidence


 No.144871

>>144863

Better have at least two contactable work references and 5 years experience in a similar role


 No.144872

>>144871

> 5 years experience in a similar role in the past 6 months


 No.144873

File: 24e13a5ed38ed8f⋯.jpg (145.43 KB, 1579x895, 1579:895, 57869.jpg)

>>144860

>what 40% of 8 is

I happen to be an expert on the topic.


 No.144874

Does Max have a replied paid mailing adrress that we can send frozen poos to?


 No.144875

For those of you Zoomers unfamiliar with efukt, it's videos like this that made them so popular.

https://efukt.com/20989_Creme_Fraiche'd.html


 No.144876

>>144874

I'd send them pictures of aboriginal porn


 No.144877

>>144872

Could always camwhore for older gay men if you look the part, mummy might ask why your up at 3am sticking a dildo up your ass and saying daddy thou


 No.144878


 No.144879

>>144877

You seem to know a lot about this


 No.144880

>>144858

Stop drinking and make a list of every single item in that bookcase/display cabinet thingy then post the results here. You have 30 minutes.


 No.144881

Lol, now the seppo's are trying to be us

https://8ch.net/usneets/catalog.html


 No.144882

File: bb464bb1eeae105⋯.mp4 (657.34 KB, 384x288, 4:3, danwave.mp4)

Our supplies get the good times going.

Dan Murphy's® will have you dancing, guaranteed.*

(Rate OC)


 No.144883


 No.144884

File: 9b4f8661093bed9⋯.jpg (1.59 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-09-08 17.48.59.jpg)

>>144880

Have a photo instead you boong


 No.144885

>>144884

nice dildo


 No.144886

>>144884

Your home is a disgrace m8


 No.144887

>>144885

Fits all the way up me bum


 No.144888

>>144884

Do you have a dakimakura?


 No.144889

OMG


 No.144890

>>144889

please stop posting this creepy being


 No.144891

>>144890

He looks like a potato salad


 No.144892

>>144890

>>144891

That's john after his recent surgery


 No.144893

>>144892

Corrective surgery will never correct him.


 No.144894

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This guy is rocking the Jew-fro.


 No.144895

>>144893

A man who can hunt deer with a chainsaw needs no correctioning


 No.144896

>>144890

It's me


 No.144897

>>144896

Prove it with a bum rash picture


 No.144898

>>144888

I need an answer.


 No.144899

>>144898

Your dubtrip 1488 post suggests he does indeed own a daki..doki..doh

gook fuck pillow


 No.144900

>>144899

My next question is regarding the printer. What is the quality of the aboriginal porn that is printed?


 No.144901

>>144894

I’ve gone to bed and am checking one last time on my phone. That’s probably Kissen. He’s a half decent pianist.


 No.144902

>>144901

Btw good night most of you


 No.144903

>>144900

I want to know what the 3 dvd's turned so we can't see the spine are


 No.144904

>>144903

Evidence


 No.144905

>>144904

Must be bad considering Sims3 wasn't hidden


 No.144906

>>144903

My guess is aboriginal porn.

I thank him for sharing the picture.

My favourate personal touch is that blanket to stop the light leaking in from the sides of the blinds. Who ever measured it forgot the golden rule of making them wider than they need to be on each side.


 No.144907

>>144905

It’s these trophy collections that usually convict serial killers in the end.


 No.144908

>>144907

Dexter collected blood slides, what does NK have hidden in those dvd cases ?


 No.144909

>>144908

Poo slides?


 No.144910

File: f2f10faa538f99f⋯.jpg (1.72 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-09-08 18.20.05.jpg)

>>144906

These are the dvd, forgot I even had them


 No.144911

File: 25a5754d876526c⋯.jpg (2.09 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-09-08 18.21.03.jpg)

>>144910

I also have a pink game boy pocket (my sisters) and a still working ps2 and a game boy adapter


 No.144912

>>144901

Yes that's him, and the only piece I've heard him play so far. Good night.


 No.144913


 No.144914

>>144911

If the Gameboy pocket is in good condition you could probably sell it on eBay for $50+. I haven't seen that colour as frequently when I was collecting those things.


 No.144915

>>144913

>40 year old woman discovers selfies


 No.144916

>>144914

I used to have a game boy camera but I don't know what happened to it


 No.144917


 No.144918

>>144909

That made me think of indian streets


 No.144919

>>144917

I think we should all report this for "offensive content"


 No.144920

>>144857

Seconded.

>>144868

Savior of the white race.

>>144880

Nice digits.


 No.144921

Bum lashing


 No.144922

>>144921

Whose bum ?


 No.144923

>>144922

That's unclear.


 No.144924

>>144923

If it's a nice girls bum I am in favour of it otherwise I am not.


 No.144925

>>144924

What if it's an aboriginal?


 No.144926

>>144925

Eh ….

I guess that's ok as long as I don't have to watch


 No.144927

File: 8931c8003faa8bd⋯.png (230.56 KB, 817x671, 817:671, 1536144328484.png)

>>144884

GTA2, now that's a good game


 No.144928

>>144926

What if the only pin sized light source in the boot of the car your trapped in is this event unfolding?


 No.144929

Would speed holes increase the speed of the Astra?


 No.144930

>>144911

Is your sister single?


 No.144931

File: c7c5f803b6a8a2c⋯.png (97.59 KB, 612x491, 612:491, 1461032960924[1].png)

>>144928

>>144929

>>144930

TOO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS !!!


 No.144932

>>144931

I apologise, those pictures got me too excited.


 No.144933

>>144889

Fellas, we gotta stop injecting soy.


 No.144934

>>144931

Just say yes to all


 No.144935

I am proud of that executive last night that continued the binge after our encouragement.


 No.144936

File: 9deaa0efc6d9eca⋯.jpg (39.93 KB, 400x400, 1:1, boom.jpg)

>>144927

Nothin beats that birdseye gameplay


 No.144937

>>144905

Sims 3 is unironically a great game and an effective alternative to becoming a wagecuck and getting a gf


 No.144938

>>144935

You won't be saying that when he begins to purge


 No.144939

>>144937

You can make good rape dungeons in that game.


 No.144940

>>144938

Purging is a sin.


 No.144941

>>144939

It feels almost as good as the real thing


 No.144942

>>144940

so is gluttony neeto


 No.144943

>>144942

Dan absolves the sin of binging


 No.144944

File: fb604884a5ca368⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 9.29 KB, 212x238, 106:119, download.jpg)

Have you had enough goon to find this image attractive?


 No.144945

>>144944

I would hit that with my crow bar


 No.144946

>>144944

They don't make casks big enough for that


 No.144947

>>144944

butternut pumpkin tits


 No.144948

>>144946

Not even the 15L ones?


 No.144949

>>144881

REEEEEEEE


 No.144950

>>144391

>>144944

Are these not going to get deleted?


 No.144951

>>144933

JUST FYI, he's a 42 year old with a hormone condition.


 No.144952

>>144950

Are you seriously putting both pics on the same level? Perhaps Reddit is more your kind of environment.


 No.144953

>>144952

People have been banned on here for posting nudity before.

> Perhaps Reddit is more your kind of environment.

Hurr reddit durr


 No.144954

>>144953

the lady is wearing traditional noongar clothing you bigot


 No.144955

>>144954

It's not even human you fucking mong.


 No.144956

>>144955

Don't lie, I know your wanking to that image even now.


 No.144957

>>144956

Better to look at actual bestiality.


 No.144958

I thought this was a pro-aboriginal board


 No.144959

>>144953

TBH as the one who posted the 1st pic I'm surprised that it hasn't even been spoilered which tells me that BO isn't with us atm.


 No.144960

>>144958

Some weak people can't handle noongar pussy and have to settle for non threatening asian pussy.


 No.144961

>>144959

He is, he's wanking to abo porn along with the rest of us right now


 No.144962

>>144960

asian pussy is so weak it gets pushed out by asian bussy


 No.144963

>>144959

Faggot is probably fingering himself.


 No.144964

>>144963

I'm not a homo or anything but that cock is pretty ugly. I doubt any self respecting faggot would jerk off to it


 No.144965

>>144960

Some people don't want to see hideous subhuman coons.


 No.144966

>>144965

Good thing NK only posts beautiful indigenous women then


 No.144967

>>144966

>beautiful indigenous women

No such thing.


 No.144968

>>144944

Are you trying to make the NEETs here swear off goon?


 No.144969

>>144936 SHILL


 No.144970

File: 6e4c9d690ef7fd0⋯.jpg (47.06 KB, 700x394, 350:197, Y9HiABy.jpg)


 No.144971

File: 031e5cad3a460eb⋯.jpg (459 KB, 1024x687, 1024:687, 531114692.jpg)

>>144968

Goon will improve your life


 No.144972

>>144970

>>144971

And retards consider these humans.


 No.144973

File: 91a182c02eba9c4⋯.jpg (60.83 KB, 325x465, 65:93, arnhem-aboriginal.jpg)

>hello police, some racist white dog is posting on my board


 No.144974

File: a256918a279872b⋯.jpg (19.45 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 3fa17d65715c8f780e7b792bff….jpg)

>>144973

>fuck off ya boong cunt


 No.144975

File: cc26779782b7f04⋯.jpg (91.55 KB, 628x390, 314:195, ANNA-11-628x390.jpg)

>>144973

Hello sir, we've already dispatched a car to their houses and will educate them with hot aboriginal anal ejaculative sex


 No.144976

I haven't had a wank since Wednesday evening, I didn't intend to do this, it doesn't give you any magical powers, it just makes you angrier, just have a wank if you need to NEETs


 No.144977

>>144961

>>144963

We'll see

LANEYA


 No.144978

>>144976

I sometimes go a week without wanking because I'd rather go to sleep. I guess this is how wives feel


 No.144979

>>144977

>LANEYA

BRUCE


 No.144980

>>144829

Watching this kind of sped up shit is probably really good for analysing a story in terms of the hero's journey or whatever other lens you want to use

Shrek is a pretty decent and charming movie it's no wonder that there's been all this nostalgia about it in the last couple of years. I wonder if green Fiona has something to do with me liking chubby girls nowadays


 No.144981

File: 74dadb59bb51d0c⋯.jpg (99.28 KB, 960x720, 4:3, mpv-shot0215.jpg)

I might see if I can polish off the final 10 episodes of Legend of Galactic Heroes tomorrow all in one go


 No.144982

File: f67af9d9730f42c⋯.jpg (62.82 KB, 747x729, 83:81, 40684389_426709324399671_7….jpg)

I hope you NEETs haven't forgotten about the six million stolen generators


 No.144983

>>144982

Aboriginal AND Jewish? Two things I despise the most combined into one.


 No.144984

Well I can't remember fuck all of the past 9 hours and i have thick skid marks in my undies.

Dan delivers.


 No.144985

>>144978

>I'm just feeling really tired tonight, NEETmeat. We'll do it tomorrow, okay honey?


 No.144986

>>144609

I don't think that's it.


 No.144987


 No.144988

>>144987

Who is that and why are you posting a kid?


 No.144989


 No.144990

>>144988

Laneya Grace. 14 year old model from California. Posting because this isn't (supposed to be) Reddit.


 No.144991

>>144693

That is great to hear


 No.144992

>>144990

Good thing we're on a completely different fucking site then.


 No.144993

>>144990

>>144992

This isn't reddit ?

Shit, how'd I get here, must be one of them malwares.


 No.144994

>>144983

Add seppo and you've got the full neet king triangle


 No.144995

>>144990

we're not pedos here either mate


 No.144996

File: 75eaea748647e08⋯.jpg (53.82 KB, 720x696, 30:29, stop it.jpg)

>>144990

I assume this is the same cunt who posted the HJ girl, returned and fishing for another argument


 No.144997

>>144990

You're one of those waifuist cunts aren't you?


 No.144998

>>144775

wow, what machines


 No.144999

>>144995

Wasn't implying you all were. Just not the sort of cucks that frequent Reddit. I've never posted CP here.

>>144996

Yeah but not looking to argue.

>>144997

No, I'm not a hikki weeabo dakimakuri anime-watching faggot


 No.145000

>>144999

You clearly don't remember the waifuist board on here.

>cucks

Oh, you're a fucking brainlet though.


 No.145001

That 'HJ's girl' reminded me of that big-titted grill from Modern Family


 No.145002

FUCKING weekend wagies, that's why this threads so shit at the moment


 No.145003

>>144851

Ruthless.


 No.145004

>>145001

What does HJ mean? Hand job?


 No.145005

>>144763 FUCK OFF SHILL


 No.145006

>>145000

No idea what board you're talking about.


 No.145007

>>145004

Honorary Jew


 No.145008

>>145006

Keep playing dumb shit for brains. How do you know about some random child model then?


 No.145009

On the other hand BrazilNEET's been making some decent OC


 No.145010

>>145009

Life in the favela gives him inspiration


 No.145011

>>145008

How the fuck do YOU?


 No.145012

File: 4dcb2313de979f2⋯.png (34.52 KB, 408x450, 68:75, 4dcb2313de979f2d4c8cafcf4d….png)

>>145011

How do you think? >>144990

And the waifuist board that was on here wasn't exactly a secret. Plenty of people throughout this site has bitched about them.


 No.145013

>>145012

Yeah but how would you know exactly what 'that' board was about unless you'd browsed it? It certainly was never discussed here or on /aus.


 No.145014

File: 363001036904309⋯.jpg (132.83 KB, 670x600, 67:60, 5.jpg)

>>145012

We don't take kindly to those cunts unna


 No.145015

>>145013

There's other boards on here. That and have you never checked out random boards on the top on bottom of the page? You're the one posting a kid on here you fucking pedo.


 No.145016

File: ea3075681b00e92⋯.jpg (386.7 KB, 1024x694, 512:347, 539721777.jpg)

>>145012

>>145013

Pedos are everywhere in society unfortunately


 No.145017

File: 97bc2442d97ca91⋯.gif (226.58 KB, 267x200, 267:200, Oh baby i cant wait _063cf….gif)

>>145014

>>145016

Britain's biggest mistake was not wiping out that species.


 No.145018

Sup NEETs

8chan CupNEET here

You guys want to make any changes

I assume you want some of the newer NEETs in the Squad like CaravanNEET and HueNEET, as well as get Cruisey's Nig Miss and Tahlia in the team, as well as Cruisey, Shire and Monk on the starting 11


 No.145019

I have a head ache so I'm going to bed.

Good night friends.


 No.145020

LOL, I'm on my way home from sports ball on the train and there was this boomer complaining about how no one gives there seat to old people anymore. I guess you shouldn't of imported a bunch of third worlders then.


 No.145021

>>145020

what sport do you play

also I don't give a seat to anyone


 No.145022

>>145015

You sound more knowledgeable than someone who just clicked on a random board one day. I'm not the only one who's posted pics of kids here either, just the one who keeps getting banned because of perceived connotations. Cheesy's gf is 17, only 3 years older than the girl I posted. Why are you OK with her but not with who I posted?


 No.145023

>>145021

I don't play any sports ball well not really but any way I was watching it at a stadium.


 No.145024

File: 6ed5040237d42ab⋯.jpg (20.67 KB, 640x583, 640:583, 6ed5040237d42ab53c32d85e6f….jpg)

>>145022

>You sound more knowledgeable than someone who just clicked on a random board one day.

How so? I just know of it, it was a commonly known board on here, plenty of people on here have been trying to get it taken down for a long time you fucking brainlet.

>Cheesy's gf is 17, only 3 years older than the girl I posted. Why are you OK with her but not with who I posted?

Don't recall saying I am, you fucking retard.

You're one dumb cunt.


 No.145025

>>145023

Ah, who won


 No.145026

>>145013

>It certainly was never discussed here or on /aus.

It has been discussed on here in the past you idiot. We've had a PedoNEET even linking their new fucking website.


 No.145027

>>145025

The winners.


 No.145028

>>145018

Can you put some abo porn in there?


 No.145029

>>145025

Not my team unfortunately :(


 No.145031

>>145029

what sport


 No.145032

ABORIGINAL TRANNIE PORN


 No.145033

>>145031

Lacrosse.


 No.145034


 No.145035

File: ed081f084b04e57⋯.jpg (3.76 MB, 800x1236, 200:309, penguinclassicscover01Mein….jpg)

Someone said you guys don't like Uncle adolf, is that true?


 No.145036

>>145035

Would have been great having an equivalent to him here to wipe about the coon species.


 No.145037

File: fca2146896c3de4⋯.jpg (63.46 KB, 720x556, 180:139, 958ca43e6d2fc6a79b715458ab….jpg)

>>145036

he just had too long of a nap


 No.145038

>>145034

could be worse, your team could be one who would be a solid premiership contender if they didn't lose every fucking game by like a point


 No.145039

File: 0f3f5d80c9e02a2⋯.jpg (63.47 KB, 720x556, 180:139, 958ca43e6d2fc6a79b715458ab….jpg)


 No.145040

>>145039

Anon.. bit sleepy there. heh


 No.145041

btw I've estimated that sportsNEET is shire


 No.145042

>>145035

I unironically think that he did nothing wrong except hate Slavs


 No.145043

>>145024

Calm down you psuedo-Redditor. All my posts will have been deleted come tomorrow morning anyway. You're just being a self-righteous cunt that's all.

>a commonly known board on here

Perhaps those that frequent /b but not here (ie where you fucking are right now you arsehole).


 No.145044

>>145038

A Canberra NEET? You will have a completely different team next season.


 No.145045

>>145041

I'm shireNEET 2.


 No.145046

>>145044

Probably, there's a chance they've learned since they beat Souths and Roosters, even if they just fucked themselves up yet again against the Warriors


 No.145047

>>145045

Oh, hows it been


 No.145048

NK you sneaky cunt

>>>/newsplus/199759


 No.145049

>>145046

If they had josh hodgeson at the start of the season they would be in the top 8

>>145047

Its been alright same old same old.


 No.145050


 No.145051

>>145048

NK has never been caught


 No.145052

>>145049

did you get gooned at the game


 No.145053

Was learning my kanji through mnemonics when I saw something that reminded me of brazilNEET

relatives

>If you think of a parade of particularly disagreeable relatives, it should not be hard to imagine them as large bodies with little pea-brains above.

parade is the thing on the bottom in 茂

小 is little

上 is above

>>145050 Goodnight


 No.145054

>>145053

> (You) Goodnight


 No.145055

>>145052

No I am way too impatient to stay in the lines to get alcohol. I was drinking before the game in the pub along the way from central to allianz stadium


 No.145056


 No.145057

>>145055

I've only been to a sports game once and it wasn't that hard to get booze though I suppose it would of been 10 times the amount of people


 No.145058

Actually I take that back, I don't give a fuck whether anyone posts those photos so long as they aren't images of actual children. Ideally there would be no creepshots posted here either but nobody is getting hurt if creepneet does it sneakily. Still disgusting though and should be spoilered.


 No.145059

>>145058

>those photos so long as they aren't images of actual children

What photos do you actually mean?


 No.145060

>>145058

>creepNEET

That's not his name learn your NEETlore


 No.145061

>>145057

Also another problem is having to carry it back to your seat without getting bumped.


 No.145062

>>145043

Nice try PedoNEET.

Hurr redditor durr.


 No.145063

The NEET who always posts the gooks in the evening hasn't posted tonight


 No.145064

>>145063

I hope he's alright


 No.145065

BO needs to amend the rules to "No 3DPD kids"….


 No.145066

>>145063

Instead we have some pedophile.


 No.145067

What's the beef between /aus///ausneets/ and pedos anyway, why's it explicitly mentioned in the rules?


 No.145068

I'm looking for a good place on google maps for me to dump my hidden stash of empty bottles and goon sacks. Any ideas NEETs?


 No.145069

>>145067

Because we have fuck head pedos like PedoNEET >>145054


 No.145070

>>145068

Where are you now? A special NEET will be at your location shortly.


 No.145071

>>145068

Try the fucking bin.


 No.145072

>>145062

A sensational comeback. How will I ever "try" to redeem myself here…

>>145066

I prefer the term "Non-Typical-Roastie-Admiring-Cuck"


 No.145073

>>145061

It's fine with like 8000 people though I suppose 80,000 is way different


 No.145074

>>145071

Then I'll be discovered


 No.145075

>>145072

Gooks are roasties too


 No.145076

>>145068

Dump it in the Murray River


 No.145077

>>145068

The dumpster behind Joondalup Dan's


 No.145078

>>145072

The fuck are you on about with comebacks? Fucking redditor.


 No.145079

>>145072

>Cuck

Oh look, he's retarded.


 No.145080

>>145073

It was only 25000 but it still is quite a bit.


 No.145081

>>145074

Discovered doing what exactly? Putting rubbish in your rubbish bin?


 No.145083

>>145078

>>145079

If i really was a pedo I'd post legit CP, but you fuck-wits don't even realise that there's been 2D shit posted here (and not deleted) that constitutes 'child porn' under /Aus laws whereas the pics I post do not.


 No.145084

>>145082

Someone shop the neetgen onto her phone


 No.145085

>>145082

Is /2D3D still active?


 No.145086

>>145059

I mean I don't want to see any pictures of little children, prepubescents.

>>145060

I remember someone posting creepshots back a year+ ago but I don't remember the name, what was it?


 No.145088

>>145080

that's actually pretty low, tbh


 No.145089

>>145086

he lives in Joondalup, do you need more hints


 No.145090

BIG ABO POOS


 No.145091

>>145086

>little children, prepubescents

What age exactly? The AOC here nation-wide is 16. So anyone under that is unacceptable to your silly brain?


 No.145092

File: 50342720039b25d⋯.jpg (44 KB, 960x720, 4:3, glasses.jpg)

The last time stuff like this was posted /aus/ ended up being featured on Channel 7


 No.145093

>>145092

Kek I fucking forgot that happened

Wasn't there a slut share thread


 No.145094

>>145087

The board you created, NZ-NEET.


 No.145095

This thread's moving fast. I hope someone's preparing a pedo pepe OC for the next OP image.


 No.145096

File: 015c781ab6736b5⋯.jpg (62.58 KB, 480x480, 1:1, client-small-dan-murphys.jpg)

To the cunt whos posting borderline pedoshit, your'e getting the iron bar next time you come in for some goon, yours sincerely, Daniel Murphy


 No.145097

Oh for fucks sake, not this pedo cunt again


 No.145100

>>145096

>borderline pedoshit

Completely legal pics of children ffs.


 No.145101

>>145098

So if you're not a pedo then you're just an annoying cunt ?

Why can't you fuck off and post your pedo shit with other pedos are are you too annoying for them ?


 No.145102

>>145100

And why do you feel the strange totally not perverted need to post children on ausneets ?


 No.145103

File: 0380e55e9165b1a⋯.jpg (62.29 KB, 900x900, 1:1, download (21).jpg)

>>145100

I don't care mate, iron bar for you next time you come into my store


 No.145106

File: 4035834a248aa60⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.04 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-09-08 21.28.49.jpg)

Keeping the party going and ignoring the pedos


 No.145108


 No.145109

>>145105

>Laneya is a woman at this point.

So's Bindi Irwin.


 No.145110

>>145106

NK save us from the pedos


 No.145111

File: 24061391876f1c0⋯.jpg (38.21 KB, 650x488, 325:244, dee707775f72aefa23cdb55aa8….jpg)

everyone ITT gettin arrested


 No.145112

>>145106

Evening NK how goes, was work fucking gay


 No.145113

>Be Cheesecake in California

>Hook-up with a 17 year old

>Filthy pedo scum!!!

>Be Cheesecake in Australia

>Hook-up with a 17 year old

>"You totally deserve it m8" " We're all gonna make it"…


 No.145115

>>145113

Australia>California


 No.145117

>>145113

I thought she was younger than that


 No.145118

>>145102

Explain to me why Cheesy's gf isn't a child then?


 No.145119

File: 43453d52232d98e⋯.jpg (10.92 KB, 480x360, 4:3, download (22).jpg)

I'm warning you now NEETs, any more misbehaviour and I'm cutting off the goon supplies


 No.145120

>>145112

So gay I sucked my own dick


 No.145122

>>145116

her ass is like a mincer making some beef mince


 No.145123

DAY OF THE DAN SOON

REPENT NOW FOOLISH NEETS


 No.145125

This thread is going to shit


 No.145126

>>145120

Impressive you could do that


 No.145129

File: a42fdea9520f656⋯.png (558.81 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, breaking-news.png)

>>145119

He's done it before


 No.145130

>the one time BO isn't here


 No.145131

File: df126f340a7cc91⋯.png (80.53 KB, 300x300, 1:1, df126f340a7cc91ced88e9e24b….png)

>>145124

If you keep posting this shit unspoilered I'm cutting it off, and I'll banish you to the abos at liqourland with their miles long lines for warm goon


 No.145132

I'd rather see the aboposting banned tbqh, but it's pedoposting that gets people all excited.


 No.145133

evil jewish merchant


 No.145135

evil jewish ephebophile


 No.145137

NEW THREAD

>>145134

>>145134

<<145134

>>145134


 No.145138

>>145132

Degenerate, Abo Posting is the best posting

UNNA


 No.145139

cunny


 No.145140

good german jew killer




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