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How are you NEETs going tonight?

Do you have something more interesting to say than how much goon you have drunk?

Old thread: >>161134


Fucking shit.

Too fat for a banjo strap

Toilet paper not working right





I have drunk pure woodworm extract. I thought I was going to die.



You are repulsive.


I read that as "something more interesting than goon to drink".



It's funny, I wasted that opportunity though. Should've disregarded my feelings.

Dick knows what is best, let it lead you into precarious, new and exciting situations. Your brain and emotions want to ruin everything.



boring. Heard it before too.


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Got some vb cuz, shit fuckin expensive


I have drunk 6 cans of goon, thanks for asking




I drank a bottle of red and now I'm going to drink half a remaining bottle of whisky because I'm >>161896


I really fucking want a motorbike



Excellent taste.



I will stop talking about such things now.



Cut a car in half and get two motorbikes.


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Reports of flooding throughout Melbourne



Cut a Boong in half and get..2 dead Boongs


Leaving this board for a while.



Please don't go.



Which NEET are you?



We need to know, to tell if anyone will miss you or not.



fuck off unna



That's what I was thinking.



I will miss him and I am part of the reason why he is leaving.



It is not me if that is what you are thinking. I am still here.



I hope so, I mean no offence.



I am fine. It is some other NEET who said he is leaving.

Did you think you had driven me off with your lewd stories from the past?



Yes and misreading the OP.

I came home all rowdy it seems.

I am not entirely convinced you are you, that is not as strange as it sounds because a lot of the time I am not convinced I am me.

Perhaps two NEETs have studied our typing style and are RPing as notable NEETs of an obscure imageboard.


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OC from last summer's big storm



Mate I don't want you worrying about what you post here thinking you have to please me or avoid offending me or whatever. That is bullshit. I have no right to try and control you by playing passive aggressive games about how upset certain things make me. To the extent I have done that already I am sorry. It should not have happened.

You just be yourself mate and express yourself however you like. Do not worry about me. I can take it. You will not drive me off.



You have studied his typing style well.



NEETimpersonators, what a time to be alive.





This what what your NEETlore training was for, to stop >>161925 from what they do best.

If we can't spot these charlatans we may as well be a bunch of unemployed anonymous posters.


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>tfw you realise you've wasted more than a year on this fucking board



The board hasn't even existed for a year yet.





Did you have something better to do?





Wonder if there's ever been a married neet on the board



I got all the information I need from a stool sample.



There was one who used to be married. I don't know about anyone with a current wife.



He who shall not been named.


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>tfw sitting around all day with no job and no wife to beat



I don't mind wasting time here tbh. People post original memes and talk about relevant things like where to buy a cheap pc and can you write it off in taxes. Or how to get a mouse out of the drain.



Both involve canola.



aka rapeseed.


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I am off to bed NEETs. Good night to you all.

Good night to my rowdy NEET.

I will read some more Hornblower tonight. Last night he went ashore in North Africa to trade for cattle and grain with the Moors and it turned out the black death was in the port so he had to spend three weeks at sea in the supply ship full of live cattle under quarantine. Everything turned out well in the end.


greasy deepfryable NEET



Beat your dick



At least he could fuck the cows while he waited


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But have you wasted away?



The Articles of War specifically prescribed the death penalty for any act of bestiality in the fleet.



Sweet dreams my valued friend NEET, You are a very good person.


I want to fuck Katie hard while a cow shits by her head



Good night.



>You are a very good person

I have a good side, but I am just an ordinary person. There is plenty to dislike.


just fingered Hex in a nightclub


I might have a crack at reading again too.

Haven't read a book in years


Just let bajo watch



Read ghost in the wires by kevin mitnick, fun book. All true.



Our words are not worthy, I see.



Fucking tell me about it, mfw soon it will be a year since I posted my stories


This year I have achieved more than I had done in any year prior. I hold a great deal of responsibility for that with you all.

The Gen is wise. Trust in it's ways.


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abstaining from Dan is what breeds success.



Who is this NEET that bears the mark of high Councillor?



That bed time conspiracy theory is only very occasionally true.



With great NEETery comes great misdirection



How does NK get around such technology?


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So that other night when I ordered Dominos I ended up taking some valium to get a nice long sleep.

It worked well, a comfy ten hour sleep, and I thought nothing more. Just tonight I went to grab the garlic bread I saved and it was gone. Completely gone. I remember taking two pieces to bed but nothing more than that.

Did I really get up in the middle of the night blacked out, eat the rest of that greasy roll and then go back to sleep?

I was really looking forward to that garlic bread…



>taking two pieces to bed



That's more soft warm bed companions than most neets get.



If the cunt is booby trapped I go for the ass or mouth



It's fine, I wiped my fingers on a towel before I went to sleep


Bed for real this time.



Likely story.


Quiet night for tonight's episode of NEET boong wars



The boongs won


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Good night friends.


>my copy of Dien Bien Phu is in french without english subtitles



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Dem vbs going down good cuz

I actually bought them from thirsty camel because dans was too far away


Alien masturbator lady is starting into my soul again


Not sure if I like daylight savings or not.

What is the NEETcouncil's consensus?



As BO and 51% council vote holder, Tahlia will need to weigh in on this


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Disregard clock, evil white cunt invention


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what's the story?



VB goes alright. Bit stronger than export. Don't let the green cans creep up on you.


abboriginal rape



Patrician band.


Consensual poojeeta coitus


Kangaroo gape gonna




28 year old boong from joondalup


Solid rock

Sacred ground


Let's give it back


Dream on white boy white boy


Dream on black girl black girl


We watch the lightning crack over cane fields


aboriginal sex


Lights on the hill were blinding me


I wish we had gfs


Most people I know think that I'm crazy


Thunda do an MS no nah


I'm just crazy bout you babe


Cheap wine and a three day growth


Gonna have fun in the ci




Evie let your hair hang down


And from all the lands on earth we come


Big piss


Don't be so reckless


going for a wank then off to bed

goodnight fellow NEETS




Give each other a hand


I quit my job and I left my wife


Now listen we're stepping out gonna turn around




📖 🎊 💖🐴🍀💳📩🔨♑🚱💨


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Was so vb'd I dropped a can all over myself, time to clean I guess





I dropped a pint at the pub yesterday

tfw embarrassed











NK you boong no worries actually i spilt goon on myself a couple of nights back as well



Are they the sole reason he didn't get 50%


I dunno, purging the shit teir peoples in a shit country is a good idea, it worked in Minaro and is working in the Philipines


>tfw passed out for 4 and a bit hours


consentual abbo sex



Kek, I was so gooned I passed out at 8:30pm



tfw depressed at 10pm



non-consensual Pakistan NEET


its raining bros



same tbh


Fucking hell NEETs, Internet went down, tried resetting the router but turns out that the broadband is down for the area, fucking Telstra pajeets better fix their shit, guess I'll just have to say Night Night NEETs



I wish I could get some pussy


are we fucked


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what do you think mate?



Even Brendan made it in the end


Is it just me or can you guys also not think of someone aged between 42 and 45



personally no



exactly, while I can think of many people who are 47-50



Your mum



my mum is 47 though



That's not what she told me


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Yeh it's one of my new favourites now, I'm one of the only foreigners as well as Brazil guy



Cool vpn



>being this new


>tfw still up



I was literally about to post something along the same line



hivemind, well granted I've already had 5 hours sleep tonight due to an earlier passing out

>Tfw sober now


>tfw depressed


where is hue neet

hope return of paki vpn larp doesn't mean he was his larp too



i already proved multiple times that im legit buddy



>inb4 hueNEET was NK this whole time


Should I microwave some popcorn?



go for it friend



rape some popcorn



What if you're also hueNEET since you're also that off white colour


is there a comfier feel than staying up late and knowing you can sleep in all day



i dont know who that is


only put it in for two and a half minutes

rather have a bit less popcorn than burn it



sure thing Hue, you don't fool me


kinda tumesced



maa ki kus teri


Good morning neets! Another beautiful day at the virtual neet compound. Time to start preparing that vast banquet called neet breakfast. What are you having?


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That's because the northeast is addicted to gibsmedats, it's the most racemixed area of the country with the least white blood thrown into the mix. They're all barely human sub70iq amerimutts and at the extreme ends they are too dumb to use language. This is the end result of racemixing, do not ever racemix.

The brazillian left aswell as the entire center is 100% on the handout/communism boat, and the northeasteners are absolutely loyal to those guys.

The best weapon against them is the fact that the communists are also pushing this faggot shit agenda they imported from the first world, and they know their audience so they hide it. If they came out with a large scale push for faggotry, the average brazillian from any part of the nation is perfectly okay with lynching faggots, and their popularity would die in a day.

The only way right wing movements in Brazil gain ground is by convincing the niggercattle they're supporting ideals opposite to theirs by voting on all the different kinds of commies, because they've been convinced of otherwise, and it's extremely hard to get ideas through to them.

Northeastern Brazil is at a stage in which the overton window shifted to the point even thinking of not giving lazy shits free shit is extremism.


I'm here, just busy.


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And here are my favorite pictures of the huelections.

2nd round elections in 20 days.



Where is a state by state breakdown, I assume your Sao Pao has him way up there



>pic 1

wew, even the Amazon-niggers Aka your abos voted for him




Hope the website is simple enough for you to browse without speaking portuguese


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Fuck, meant for >>162061


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Why don't you have a job boy?



He's getting hired to be Jair's Ambasator to Australia when he wins


A new day begins. Unfortunately I woke up after 6.

Morning NEETs


Hanging round the Gen all by myself

And I had so much time

To sit and drink by myself

And then there she was


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Good morning freeters and NEETs.



Good morning Karen.



I woke up at 1 am so whatever



I can't either.



Having sausages, baked beans and an egg.



>Doesn't (you) me despite having already been up for 6 hours



abo smash


Don't wanna wage today


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Good morning friends.



Prime youngun.


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morning fren



I'm 21 though it does seem to be most of you were born with a mummie in their 30s at the time Explains the tisms doesn't it




>/ausneets/, where even the imaginary anime girls reject you





I think my mum is 45.

She was 17 when she had me and I'm 28.



Hey there honey



So your dad raped her before she hit 18, very nice NK's dad


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Hi, no homos allowed


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IKTF sort of




You say that now in front of all the NEETs but the other night you were purring like a kitten while I whispered sweet nothing's to you for hours on end.



I feel your pain wagies - I've got to go workout at the gym before I can spend the rest of the day playing vidya. Things are tough all over.


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It might've been before she was 17, there's also a chance he's your dad too.



Nothing wrong with a little NEETlove.


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Time to stretch my monster.



kek, actually in all likely hood if he's 65 or so, he might be my biological grandpa


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except when you traumatise a very young neet for life



Nah, he's in his 50's



Do you want to talk about it?



ah, possible but very unlikely then, though just wondering does his last name start with an R



He might've told your mum it does.


Wearing light blue jeans and a tucked in polo to the wagery today. Straight outta the 80s



Good morning my friend.




Good morning. You are getting up very late these days, you shouldn't stay up so late.



It is the daylight savings it has fucked me.


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What have you become?

I'm wearing a grey suit, straight outta compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube



Yeah, it's a sinister scheme to jew us out of an hour of sleep, now that they've taken all our money and sleep is all we have left.


>Ice Cube, height 5'7"

Should really be named Ice Cublet


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Have a good one NEETsticles.



Have a good day. See you when you get back.



cya NK


5 minutes at work and my white polo has several little coffee stains

Just fuck my life up cunnies



No-one will notice.



never knew the cunny grool poster had a job It better not be in education


This thread is shit



Sorry fancy NEET


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have a productive day, 'neets'. see you when I get tired of studying and return home.



you mean the gen

/ausneets/ has only existed for 9 and a bit months


ded thread






cease your autism


cease your whining


stop being a faggot



>cease your autism



A pleasant day at the wagery. I had to deliver a box of replacement products to a clients warehouse where the workers were preparing the product for sale. Almost had PTSD walking around the factory floor and hearing forklift noises.



I am glad things are going well for you mate.


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Just had some mushrooms, scrambled eggs, bacon, some weird green stuff, and sour dough for breakfast. Couldn't finish it all. Mushrooms didnt have enough garlic in them and were a bit bland.



Who cooked all that for you mate?



A wagie



How much did it cost?


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I watched Cult of Chucky last night, and I have to say this series has more good movies than bad, which is quite the exception to most horror franchises. The only thing that annoyed me was it left on a cliffhanger and they are yet to announce a part 2.


21 degrees today in Shitbourne, pleased to see that telstra restored my service relatively quickly



>some weird green stuff

You went to an Amsterdam Cafe?



is chucky still going



yeah, Cult came out last year. Apparently there's a netflix series in the works, but nothing concrete's been announced.


>tfw depressed


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Why don't you lie down on the couch there and tell me why you're depressed, NEET.



Fuck off you kike bastard








20 bucks









What a series of poor quality posts.


Pajeet talking lound in curry next to me at the airport terminal

2 nigger kids pacing around nigging

Glad to see this is what our country has become



you mean very high quality



It is depressing out there a lot of the time.


Also got some cunt from Netherlands shitting up my board. Foreigners can't do anything right



How's your day been neets



been up since 1am, and have been shitposting many boards



>airport terminal

Maybe they're leaving. We live in hope.


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Kinda partial to eggs benedict with smoked salmon myself. But I've been too afraid of other people's germs getting on it lately to go out and eat.


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A NEET's work is never done.



Fun fact - Freud's middle name was literally Schlomo


Is a number 3 on top and a number 2 on the back and sides a socially acceptable, presentable haircut?



The smile doesn't reach his eyes.



Yes though some libtard might call you a nazi


A coloured child is behind me kicking my plane seat



Maybe they were waiting for the rest of the extended family to fly in



why are you on your phone on a plane


I wish I didn't have to work



It must be *Chilly** where you live



To ensure there will be no survivors


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Here's a pic in case it goes missing neetie

I was thinking if the plane did go down. My previous post would make it look like I'm a terrorist. Wonder what my parents would think


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Good afternoon NEEToes, another day of wagery completed.



Good afternoon NEET, well waged. Are you enjoying your job?



Yeah it's going good.



That is great to hear







1 hour to go



Get back to work wagie.


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This is the power of D.A.N


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The true prisons are the ones we create for ourselves in our own minds.



fuck off kanye


I am a man of constant sorrow



Nothing can offer content



Nothing can ease the pain



Nothing can wear off the sorrow one is born to bear within




Well said.


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Shuckin' the corn



>Shuckin' the corn

That will make a good shower euphemism one morning.



We don't shower round these here parts, boy.



>He doesn't wash his dick



The 80's are ruined.



I can't use it now.



I watched the first one a few weeks ago and stopped there because it seemed so silly.



I bet it's to do with his mummybot.



I have reasons. Your mum made me wash her penis for years, and now the very thought triggers me.



You are not at one with the NEET ways.



I ruined it.



Eggs benedict is delicious, never had it with salmon though.



Going to go ruin the ol' NEETgen.



You have it backwards.



Nice rendition, he has a good voice and the fiddle and lap steel players were good.



Never heard of that guy before, he has a very strange style.



>Your mum made me wash her penis for years



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Catch up is completed.



Well caught.



Technically he's playing Scrugg's style, but he's put his own spin on it with the pinches and high pitch stuff.



The extended slide things were pretty out there, never seen that before, well, not that much of it at once.


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I found this quite interesting, Shire.

Almost enough for me to go searching for a cheap piece of shit on gumtree and fix it.



Be good if you have the time and money to do such a thing, parts are hard to find though.


Aboriginal goon tax


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Dere be a storm brewing up joondalup way, secure the goon supplies before it hits



No rapes tonight or are you just going to put the trench coat on?



are simple carbies and valve springs etc somewhat interchangeable for a given size bike donk?


Home at 8

Fuckin hell, might skip the study and just smoke a cone



I've hooked up my dick to a lightning rod so I will have super raping powers tonight



Hmmm a glow rod



The love plug was one of my favourate clips. It's good to hear you're making new content:




Kinda, if you wanted to get an old bike your best bet would be a Suzuki, since they have a classic parts program, you can basically order new parts for bikes back to the 80s.



Does that make their bikes more expensive to buy?



Anything from the 70s and 80s is going to be expensive if it's running.


big fat boong sluts discussing routing protocols



fat boong sluts were part of the routing protocol back in the day


Brain damage for aboriginal youth sniffing low octane fuel







the boongs won't be sniffing anything with the way prices are now



If they switch to the lower grade petrol wouldn't give their brains knock because they need to off 98?



The boongs of today would probably just turn their noses up at anything below 95



That must anger the elders.


Been watching Solo. It's pretty good, fun to watch.


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Good advice for you here NEETs.



Boongs should be going for E85, 105 octane and cheap.



I found it easy to watch but it wasn't very good.



not a very good soft drink, though


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Please suggest me a sci-fi movie soundtrack to study to.



That's a lot of work and emotions he could have avoided by drinking.



Sunshine has a nice soundtrack


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Top tune



It is. It would be a suitable tune to blast in the Astra flying down a highway.



I wonder what /r/ australia would think of that



Have a post title it Cultural sensitivity needed in this new age femanism


Fragrant aboriginal underwear



I bet those uptight cunts all had it on their phones back in the day too



On their posh iPhone 1


Fragrant aboriginal executive



Putrit aboriginal vagrant rape


Forgot it was my mums birthday



Buy her a goon



buy her a postcard


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I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

Goodnight to my corn shuckin' NEET. You know how much I esteem you.

Good night.

I will read some more Hornblower tonight. Last night he got captured by the Spanish after his ship accidentally drifted into the middle of the Spanish fleet during heavy fog at night.



Terrible evening went for a walk then popped into Coles for those new burger sauce flavoured chips , walking home I had to take a shit really badly so I went to a fucking horrible public toilet with used condoms on the floor and had the worse case of diarrhoea I've had in ages, used up multiple flushes and an entire roll of toilet paper to rid myself of it, the worse thing is that some of the shit sprayed out of the bowl onto my pants and jacket so I will have to throw it in the wash


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I predict that Craig will dominate the goon market next year and Dan will be forced to sell only cider



Sounds like a sign you should give up on the meme chip flavors



Sounds like a great evening, I wish you took photos thou



Are the chips any good?



Sounds like a shit experience overall.






I think it is will be sticking to original from now on I think


I don't regret not taking photos as a visual of the ugly scene that transpired in that public loo would have been highly dangerous to the sanity of anyone who would have seen it


They were rather average at best I only finished about 80 or 90 percent of the packet and threw the rest away


It was indeed



I hang outside public toilets and when someone finished doing a shit I run in to the stall and inhale the aroma



cider is just goon but for homosexuals



Do you bag any leftovers?


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nah Craig will be forgotten about by Janurary

Either it'll remain dan or the Aldi Jew will surge



People are stingy these days and always flush their poos, sometimes I get some nice skid marks thou



>People are stingy these days and always flush their poos

I wish I lived where you do, that's certainly not the case in my locale



With a brush and a filter you could collect those left overs, you need be innovative or else you'll be out of the game.


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I've rented a digging machine so I can dig up septic tanks and swim in them but my biggest plan is the water treatment plant heist



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Made a song for you neets cause was bored out of my mind



Let's get down to the finer points, what poos create the best jenkum?




Very nice

Thank you for choosing a white people music genre this time



wew, fucking, lad, I'm 8chan cup NEET and I'm probably making this NK's Goal horn, and maybe Dan's as well



Top stuff mate.



I don't think is NEETgang



>Had I wanted or dared, I could have slipped my arm under and caught the shit with my hands

This man is my hero



I thought it was pronounce OO-NAH, not UH-NAH


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Very nice even with the soy voice.



Fuck you you dirty third world pedo.



Beatiful story and the comments were worth a good laugh to.



Yeah I didn't meant to imply that but reading the post back it does sound that way. This new musical neet sounds like he has some weird accent



And it's OO-NAH as in the OO from bOOng not the OO from poo



But did you enjoy the song?



well I mean if you're refering to NK then speaking in a weird accent is the only way to do it


That song makes me want to break Soctober and get GOONED as an ode to the gen



Very relaxing



Very much yes,honestly I would love clarification from an UNNA NEET about the correct pronounciation



One goon won't hurt m8



Forget Soyberoctobet It's Joontober now



The only way to honour the gen is to improve yourself and escape.


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Love you too, first world zoophile.



you're not letting that one down ey




fug, ill see if I can be arsed re-recording


nah im not him





cheers lads


yeah a dirty fuckin migrant


Finished a wank, now it's time for an early night's sleep.


Imagine if NK was a footy player

They're yell "tie em up joondalup!"



Eh don't be bother though if you are I'd suggest turning down the volume of the guitar



It's a hypnotic song designed to lure you to goon


Fuck filthy telstra pajeets must be fucking up again, internet is going to shit



My abo porn won't even load, have to use my imagination


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Is this an NK trap?


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replace the camera with a pic of pepe and dan, the sunnies with a HSP, replace the ciggies with a boong brand and thats a propper NK trap




What about joondalup Craig's?




Actually Craig is from Mildura of all fucking places Well it makes sense when you look at him so when the east coasts go on the NEET convoy and forget to pick up goon in Canberra Dan's we can buy some from him



Sweet dreams euphemism ruining NEET,I hope you rest easy.



Big Abo Poos



Very impressive.



He's not even a real boong



>tfw severely impressed



That's because he's a white boong


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Time for a beer neets, i won't be spilling this one all over myself



Like NK


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This look right up NKs alley



Did you get that General Dance Aka Joondalup Dan's



*That at



>a dirty fuckin migrant

Where from?



I bet you just pissed yourself and told us it was beer.



Eastern Europe. Hence my propensity for hard liquor and singing while drunk



our slav tally is rising worryingly fast



We are invading the boong lands


We will take control of the petrol supplies and make rthe abos bow down to us for the sniff



Nah got it at thirsty camel of all places, it was next to a pub where a chick with big tits that I went to High school worked so I wanted to see if she was there



She sounds amazing



No I might piss myself tonight thou


>tfw no big titties craig to sell me goon



She smoked crack for a while and had a problem with it so I wouldn't get too friendly with her



She can have all the crack she wants as long as I can have all the rack I want



Very cosmopolitan of you.



as my good friend always said "dont stick your dick in crazy"

guess thats why I dont have a gf



For me it's because I look like a sperg, but I understand your sentiment


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I stick my dick in black



I've never met a sane boong woman



Boong women are all perfectly sane, it's all the racist jews in (((psychiatry))) who are telling lies


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Have to fill this out for my adhd assessment for tomorrow, doc said he would already prescribe me something but I don't know what



Are you on dexys?



Cover it in poo and mail it to his daughter.



NK you boong



He wasn't smart enough to do that. That's why he could never get on dsp


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If you wanted to pass off as an autist you could have marked answers with isosceles triangles drawn using a ruler.



Not yet, had an appointment two weeks ago and he reckons I'm adhd then I did the drug test and now I'm going in tomorrow and hell probly sling me some crack or something


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/leftypol/ mods are racist woite dogs


Cockblocking a poofter.


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Everything we do is for ourselves.

That is a sad thought. I think true transcendence is a false notion that no one can achieve. Helping others is for the benefit of self. The avoidance of self criticism and guilt or the notoriety of being a good person. No one lives for anything other than themselves.

It is to be human.



Big poo


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Good night friends.


My dad's got his dick stuck in the toaster again, he asked me to put some lube on it to get it out but I reckon it's a ploy




You shouldn't call your mummybot that


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Fuck one of the overseas students that I'm doing a group assignment with just sent me a message asking me if I'm ok


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Time for a food



Are you NK's son?



What exactly is that NK?



Are you ok though?



Chicken Wraps with aboriginal semen sauce



I'm his grandpa



Absolutely not


Sounds delicious, make sure to wash it down with some VB



Do you have a bum rash?


Spontaneous aboriginal orgy



That is the mere beginning of my troubles


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I want to suck her dick


Gf's don't exist in this plane of existence


Well this Melbourne neetup has gone wrong.

Currently have a neet on my lap that has drank like half of his green fairy. He is singing the seekers now.

Fucking hell, he thinks water is green fairy cause I told him.

I didn't even get that fucked up yet. Literally laughing me ass off



He's biting my leg now


Neets I need help he won't go to sleep



Stick your cock in his asshole



He said fuck off to your own board cuckneet



I'm telling mummybot you said that



Fuck sounds gory, thank God I did not attend this neetup


He fucking was trying to light a smoke but I wouldn't let him so he fuckijg went and turned on the stove top and there was a brown paper bag that the baileys was in and he lit it on fire and the smoke alarm went off. LMAO

Literally lol


Had to put out the fire with his socks on so poor him


Highly disturbing posts. Night Night NEETs


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I think he's asleep. These are the remains



Did you just put a jew in the oven?


just got back from the slavepens

might have a drink


He finished vomiting. He's asleep now. Just clogged the toilet twice and had to stick my hand down it a couple times. Its all flushed now. Too tired to clean up the bottom floor.

What a night. Honestly thought it was me who was gonna get this fucked up


Night neets


anyone itt




Bleak sentiments, not necessarily true ones.


Hello NEETS. Are literal niggers such as I allowed



of course



hello fellow African are you enjoying your NEET siesta






When I was in Year Nine I might have thought you kids were cool.



you narky mother fucker



Ye, reading a book.





Morning NEETs.

Quite distressed I didn't get invited to the neetup


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Rise and shine NEETs and FREETers

Been talking to this girl for a week and she hit me with this

>"I just hope I don’t end up losing you, even though we’ve only spoken you for like a week, but it genuinely feels like we have known/spoke/been close friends for like ages"

I think she's infatuated with the idea of me as a genuine guy who cooks and loves animals which is basic LMAO



>close friends

Sorry to hear NEETo


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You can always just say you were the NEET on the right.



Yeah sounds like it eh? Apparently she's told me shit that's taken months for some people but it's literally normie shit



3 chipolatas and an egg for breakky.




A coffee and some toast.


Was quite dizzy getting out of bed today



drink some water



could be depression


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Used to happen to me all the time when I was really unfit. I have a theory my cardio-vascular system was so out of shape it couldn't supply enough blood to my brain sometimes. Got better after I did regular exercise.


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I hope spring is treating you well, neets.



I have hayfever you insensitive fuck. Now get off /ausneets/, this place is reserved for white men only.


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I recognise that rug. I have always liked it.



I post it for you.



I sometimes see stars while taking a hot shower and fall over when I cut turn the hot water off. Also see stars if I sneeze violently and my chest hurts.


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One time I blacked out while cutting down a tree.

It actually feels pretty good to be semi-conscious. It's like you're rested and tired at once and the pain of existing is only mild.



Post it to me.


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Good morning friends.


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Good morning my friend. You are up late today.



Hey buddy. My alarm went off at 5:30 and I fell back to sleep.

I even have three alarms on.



Don't let it stress you out too much. Everything will work out fine.


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Going to go perform before the Gods.



Shuck that corn mate.


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I get up usually much earlier than I really have to, partly because my body is usually pretty sore and not moving right in the morning so I spend an hour or two "un-stiffening".



The missus should take a short course in massage.



I don't get it, what happened?


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Good morning freeters and NEETs. Don't let the cold mornings get to your joints.


I am going to get a haircut today. I don't know what to ask for. I was looking at their facebook page and they have photos of all sorts of fancy haircuts they have done. They do those "fade" ones.

I don't feel confident enough to have a bold haircut. But I don't like looking so plain either. I don't know what to do. What should I say when they ask what I want done?



Maybe people thought he looked like a poof so that was why he is really single but he is still in the closet to his mother? I don't know.


I was reading Hornblower last night and I found some insight into my anxiety problem from a place I didn't expect. C.S. Forester was a very good observer of people. He wrote:

>Bush was not a man sensitive to atmosphere — he was a sturdy soul philosophically prepared to do his duty in any of the difficult conditions to be expected at sea — but he could not help but be conscious of the tenseness and fear that pervaded life in the Renown. He knew that he felt dissatisfied and worried, but he did not know that these were his own forms of tenseness and fear.

Could it be that my recent dissatisfaction with the Gen and its associated culture is just an expression of my tenseness and fear? It would explain why this dissatisfaction has only come over me recently. Something I will need to give more thought to.


I could have sworn I just saw goatse man.



She posted that her faggot son was single because of feminists, rather than single because he likes getting wonked in the poopchute by other sailors.



Someone is taking your mojo Karen >>162395


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Short back and sides so it looks neat - say that to an old wog, he'll know what you mean.



I am going to a hip and trendy barber shop this time. One of the barbers is a woman.



That isn't a barber. You might catch something.



She will be the one who catches something.


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Shuck'd it good.


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While in the shower I was listening to this and outside the door my dog was singing to it it's his favourite song, he sings to it pretty much every time as long as you don't show that you are paying attention to him and woke up misso. She looked angry.



She will rub her boosies on the back of your neck, you lucky dog.



Did you play that song knowing the dog would wake her up? Was it an intentional act?


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Nah, I wasn't thinking about it, I was playing the album.



Why isn't she up making you a hot breakfast?



May have been a subconscious thing.



Needs a good whoopin'


We are what we are, even if it's deep down.


She should at least have shucked your corn for you.



Could have blown his load in her cornrows.




He could have blown his load in her cornrows.


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Off to face the day NEETies. Take care, Don't shuck your own corn too much or you wont have any to harvest come reaping time.



Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.


Traffic us fucked this morn


World mental health day today neets, so do something nice for yourself


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Go for that classic, retro look.



I hope Dan's has extra people on the checkout today


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I can help you improve your mental health. C'mon neets, treat yourself.




Damn we're getting predictable around here.


Monk are you still Soebr Octnoer-ing?


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comfy neet rain and thunder storm



You definitely don't want to stand under that neet rain


I tie you a balloon dog, and honk your nose. You feel uncertain as to what will happen next.


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These last few hours have been filled with so many uninteresting posts I'm almost too tempted to post some /b/ anon who took pics of himself rubbing his dick all over this illegal mexican immigrant who he made his housecleaner.

Cheer up by the time I'm back or you're having them.



>tfw the token foreigners are getting bored



We don't need foreigners telling us how to run our board.


Saw that black guy out the front again. He saw me too. Feel so traumatised I might go to Dan's and get gooned for the rest of the day.




I spray seltzer in your face with my flower.



Are you suddenly getting an inexplicable urge to watch bbc videos?



I hope you fall off your unicycle.



Stop projecting



Not keen on this foreigner tbh



He keeps clowning around.


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Hourly reminder that today is world mental health day, so come on down to Dan's for some therapy. Karen is eager to see you!



Karen must be pretty tired after a hard night of serving neets


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Still going strong. It's become a bit of an after thought tbh. I'm a lot more emotionally stable I've found, not as much of a moody bitch now. Probably helps to be keeping busy too.


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I get out of the clown car and 10 other clowns get out with me. You are certain you are going to be clown raped


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Good on you.

I've found I sleep better the nights I abstain from drinking. I still can't go more than 3 or 4 days without a drink unfortunately.


I am back from getting my haircut. I just got the short back and sides and a bit longer on the top. It doesn't look very good, but it didn't look better before it was cut.

I have had one of those depression days where I become vague and slow. I wandered around Coles for ages and then took ages at the checkout, hesitating about how many bags I would need and only answering the checkout lady's questions after unnecessary silent periods. She must have thought I was mentally retarded. Maybe I am.

I went to Bunnings too and got all the stuff for my gardening endeavour. See if I can grow some vegetables this summer. I wandered around Bunnings for ages in a daze too.



Those type of days are my slow days were I try to do as little as possible. Have you had many of these days recently?



>Have you had many of these days recently?

It only happens when I go out to do something (other than going for a walk). It had been a few weeks since I'd been out.



sounds like you had a productive day, and I wouldn't worry about being in a daze, with my anxiety I'm either like that or just shake the entire time I'm in the supermarket



Forgot to ask what veges you have decided to grow?



>a productive day

Yeah it was reasonable. I have more stuff I need to do tomorrow so I staggered my tasks over two days.



I have ordered the following seeds:






I have $25 and I want to spend $13 on a container of butter chicken from the Indian shop across from the local supermarket. I had a nice conversation with the owner yesterday.

My family is home and they'll resent me for buying lunch for myself, but if I share then I'll have to pick up two containers, wasting all my money and only getting a tiny piece of chicken to myself.



>$13 on a container of butter chicken from the Indian shop

I cannot endorse such a purchase. Too much money, questionable hygiene and food safety standards. Not worth the drama with the family.


Oh, and I forgot to mention:

Yesterday I saw someone trying to steal a $2 cheese roll from the supermarket self-checkout. He scanned one roll and quickly threw both of them into the bag. He was caught by the supervising wagie and they both pretended it had happened by accident.



You're right. I might drive down to the supermarket and pick up something else, then sit in the car for a while and enjoy the rain. What should I buy?



>He was caught by the supervising wagie

I don't steal at the self checkout (or anywhere else - disgusting behaviour) but getting busted by the person there is pretty embarrassing. It shouldn't be hard to just wait until they are not looking.



>What should I buy?

Something you will enjoy. Something economical. Something for later as well. Something that will go far.



I first saw this person as I was pulling into the carpark and as soon as he caught my eye I was watching him from the corner of my eye to make sure he didn't come near my car. He was dressed in an attention-grabbing pseudo-rapper outfit and walking like a gorilla, so I assume the staff either followed him around the store or kept an unusually watchful eye on him as he was checking out. Perhaps he knew there would be no real consequences.

I used to work in a retail store and we'd have a family stealing our stock every weekend like clockwork. I was assigned to follow the obese matriarch around the store and rudely observe her behavior, but at the time it was too much for a shy boy and I had to pull back after just a few minutes of uncomfortable silence.


Tuna and rice? Chicken, marinade, frozen veggies and rice? I have a Schweppes mixer that I bought last night, I will just drink it by itself :) how is your day neet?


I forgot to mention that someone scraped all along the side of my car while I was in the Barber shop. They left no note. I have no idea who did it or how it happened.



>Not worth the drama with the family.

When you go out to buy does everyone expect to be fed? I ask and offer to buy food but the response from other family members is generally no.


tfw no gf



You should get a nice Cornish pasty.



That's pretty dog m8. I saw some old bag once reverse into the back of a car after attempting an 8 point reverse park to the curb. It was only cosmetic damage and I didn't want to get involved in the incident as I had an appointment.

Were you parked within the lines?


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I didnt do my job report, and i just called the job cunts and she said that i just need to email the 20 jobs i've applied for.


i can easily smash out 20 applications on seek quickly. Will it matter, if I applied today? can they check or na>?


18 degrees today in Shitbourne, I am yet to respond to the message from the gook


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Come on down to Dan's for world mental health day - we can treat your depression, our friendly staff are trained to deal with the mentally retarded, and our products will give you a real daze to be proud of.



>Were you parked within the lines?

Yes I was. It wasn't in a car park it was on a street.



bruhs please can i lie about this shit



Drugs and alcohol make all mental health problems worse.



Yes you can lie all you like they don't check anything.



That sucks, if it was in front of a shop it might be worth asking if they witnessed it or have footage of the incident.



I looked around to see if there were any cameras covering it but there weren't.


I had a grilled chicken an avocado salad for lunch it was pretty good.


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I didn't like how I looked in the mirror at the barber's. We are able to delude ourselves into thinking we look okay when we use a familiar mirror, but as soon as we catch a glimpse of ourselves in an unfamiliar one or see ourselves in a photo, reality comes crashing down.

I feel so depressed my brain is telling me to give up on self improvement altogether and just go back to being a complete shut-in.



You'll feel even worse if you give up




>reality comes crashing down

I disagree with this. What is reality neet? You have already experinced a shift in your reality via the different mirrors. That barbers mirror isnt reality and your mirror isnt reality. How others see you is different to both and it will be very hard to figure out how they see you.

Remember that its just your brains reaction to how you look, with me its depended on mood, time etc. Sometime i think fuck, i look cool, other times i wonder who is this ugly bald cunt.

Improve if you want to, go shut in if you want. Its up to you, but self improvement has felt better for me.



There's two weeks between a good and a bad haircut.

Walking around bunnings in a daze is how it's supposed to be done


Fucking suck of this job after only 2 weeks

They haven't even mentioned training me for the 'tech support' role they employed me for.

I am not a fucking Indian data entry myob monkey. Fuck this



I am keen to see how the corn goes



Can you open a .myox file for me? I'll flick you twenty bucks



Let pajeet take his time, then you have an excuse for not getting your shit done



Try and find what positives you can in the situation. Don't let bitterness and negativity consume you, that will just make things worse.



If it is like my other garden projects it will probably not go very well. But we will see.




I misread your post.

It's called "on the job training", basically no training



Shit on the floor.



What a shitcunt



Snort loudly and frequently.


I've been in this job for about 100 days now.

Spent $18 at hungry jacks but now I'm regretting it.



>100 days

Congratulations mate. A huge achievement. You are an inspiration.

>Spent $18 at hungry jacks but now I'm regretting it

Stay thrifty, save those wagebux. Spending money doesn't bring the same slow steady satisfaction that saving it does. Spending is for plebs who do not understand these things.



all good pajeets can do this from birth


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You get an ultimate angus burger meal?



>Fucking suck of this



I have got that psychologist appointment tomorrow. I scheduled it back when I was having my anxiety crisis. I am feeling a bit better now but I still hope there is something that can come out of it. Hopefully he can point my mind in a fresh direction and get me away from all these depressing thoughts.



Monk I'm guessing.



Adderall or Buproprion or both like I'm on.


Probably going to get a job at the local grocery store, my sister works in another branch and gets a referal bonus if I get the job. I don't think I will have to do checkout so no normie interactions.



Good luck mate. Sounds like a good job.



good to hear m8




I don't think we have it in Australia - we have the related dexamphetamine, but it's not easy to get.


good afternoon sweetNEETs. been away from the board for about 4 months. i miss it.

people that say no computer or limit vidya or whatever will increase happiness are just happy dumb people. it doesnt matter what you do if you're a depressed piece of shit.

im back to working again. taking all my time. money is money but time. i want time. at least its not a corporate gig and work from home.

how are you guys?



>I don't think we have it in Australia - we have the related dexamphetamine, but it's not easy to get.

adderall is dexamphetamine - its just the US brand name for the derivative.



>at least its not a corporate gig and work from home.

Are you the search engine term NEET?

>how are you guys?

Good, I hope you have been well.



Hello mate. Which NEET are you?



I thought adderall was a slow release variant of dex?


>i miss it

You'll be happy to know it's just as shit as always.



im cryptoNEET - a NEET never admitted formally to the council, never added to the top 20. briefly named long ago and affirmed by NK, but im a NEET yet to received formal ascension and therefore although i consider myself cryptoNEET as dubbed, it's never been formally recognised.



>I thought adderall was a slow release variant of dex?

it has modified release versions, just as the DEX, but adderall as referred to in pop culture etc is literally dexamphetamine: pharmaSPEED.

>You'll be happy to know it's just as shit as always.

yep - looks cooked. glad to be home. working from home has just fucked me up more and you cunts fucking get it.

how are you m(7+1)?



Adderall is a mix of several different amphetamines.



>Are you the search engine term NEET?


>Good, I hope you have been well.

im alive and still dreaming of tasmanian communes.


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You're a ninjaNEET. One of many of unamed neets. A blade in the dark, a shadow in the night. We are legion.



for now. i was so close to being formally recognised by the NEETcouncil that it hurt, but those do not come lightly



yes and no. any chemist would be happy to say that adderall and STRAYA dexies are near enough to being identical.

to put it another way - if you moved here from burgerland the DR would migrate you to dexies


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Many are called. Few are chosen. Even fewer bother to turn up.



Very few pass the hazing ritual.



Why can't you open it?


Australia Post haven't delivered the express post parcel that was due today. Fucking niggers.


We have to keep fighting it NEETs. Don't give in. Don't surrender.



If it was sent via a merchant account they won't allow for next day delivery if it wasn't in their hands before lodgement the business day before with that initial received scan/bulk lodgement. Australia Post will not also honor this guarantee for merchants who bulk buy satchels or use their online services. Only customers who buy a satchel or lodge it in store will receive the Next day guarantee. Australia Post is a very sneaky merchant.


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Become refreshed!



Their own tracking said it was in their hands at 3pm yesterday and was on schedule for delivery today.

The sender is in Gympie and I'm in Adelaide, so I'm not totally surprised they fucked up, but that's beside the point.



Make a complaint, both are within the Express delivery zone and see if you can something out of it.



won't be worth it. will just be unsatisfying. such low money amounts and they are a monopoly.




Yeah, it's not worth the effort.

I paid for it, but it was the sender who actually went to the post office and purchased a satchel or whatever. So AP will only deal with them (as their customer).

I'm not that fussed about 24 hour turnaround, I just wanted it to be here before the weekend.


Another incredibly frustrating hour long trip home from the slave pen. Must have cost me a lot in petrol because I had my foot to the floor at almost every red light. Bunch of fucking chink savages were blocking my way in the supermarket I almost spat the dummy and gave em a handful of my pent up traffic rage. $4.90/kg for fucking bananas.

Almost stopped and bought some darts in some kind of angry protest.



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have a ciggy



You need to calm down.


These sort of posts are not funny.


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>These sort of posts are not funny.

Correct, he should've told him to go to Dan's instead.


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I feel you brosef.

I pushed over some chinks at a buffet in New Zealand when I visited one night.


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I thought it was fairly amusing. Just light one up and relax please.



Fuck sake, this "pumpkin seed" meme flavour bread I got on special tastes like shit.

Ah well, at least I have the day off tomorrow. I'm gonna get a haircut. And look for a different job.



There are only two types of bread: white bread and rustic white bread.



I had other Aussie boomers praising me the next day. Mummybot wasn't happy, but had to lighten up when she saw my grass roots support.


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>Aussie boomers praising me the next day

Well done.



Darts would cost more per kilo. Smoke them bananas.



As a boomer I say well done m8



you need to dry the skins out first


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Watching Sicario 2, a movie with pretty landscapes where white guys spend a lot of time shooting mexicans for reasons I can't really be bothered trying to understand. Did any neets ever imagine themselves being bad motherfucker special forces soldiers when you teenagers?



That was never a fantasy of mine.




you're alright cunt


have a goon please



briefly, but realised no country is worth dying for. the cunts making decisions aren't risking themselves


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Lamb rack and a bread roll for dinner, lads.



very nice



danke schoen



Looks pretty good. Some would want their lamb a bit pinker in the centre.



Not a big fan of pink bits (lol).

I'll order a steak medium-well if I'm out with others to save them time, but I prefer well done.



Me too - I'm paranoid about food safety, and don't really find undercooked meat to be all that tasty.



I suspect the raw meat meme stems from shitty cuts or preparation.

You can cook something well done and it can still be tender.


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I've voted on these candidates:

>Jair Bolsonaro - President

>Romeu Zema - Governor

>Coronel Lacerda - Senator 1

>null vote - Senator 2

>General Mário Araújo - Federal Deputy

>Caio Bellote - State Deputy

2nd turn I'm repeating whatever needs repeating, I don't know if just the president vote is going to the 2nd turn, and I don't really care since I have no trouble remembering everyone's number so I'll figure it out when the time comes. Currently I'm spending a lot of time telling the niggercattle that the worker's party, the communist party and all the socialist parties are all favorable to faggotry, hoping they lose their votes, as faggots are what brazillians hate the most after criminals.


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yum, the only way to have a steak



I was also asked once in a fancy restaurant how I wanted the pork cooked. This shows the current generation of wait staff don't even know which types of meat are supposed to be cooked completely vs red meats.



Pork these days is fine served pink



Enjoy your intestinal parasite.



Yay, room temperature steak!


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The pig is too filthy an animal and there are too many diseases that use it as a host, not happening.



President vote is going to second round as he didn't clear 50%



Australian pork is safe - our part of the world doesn't have the worms that infect pigs. However, if you go to the supermarket you'll often see meat that is made from 'local and imported ingredients' - where the imported part is the meat.



What's the bet you can import a pork loin from fuck-know's-where cheaper than from an Australian farmer?


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I suspect I know what ethnicity you are now my friend.



He could be a filthy muslim or an uptight buddhist



You only get imported pork in already cooked products. Stuff like ham. We do not import fresh pork.



>Trusting foreigners to properly prepare ham.

Enjoy your intestinal parasite.




For some reason I have an irrational desire to scratch my arse


Chicken and rice for dinner.



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Actually, anglos are the ones who can't into meat, and food in general.


Just saw a 7 news story about that LOTR director colourising a bunch of WWI footage and employing lip readers to subtitle stuff where they could. Looked good.



Shit and beans.




Chicken and rice is always good.



It is rude to attend any party without a bag of goodies and/or booze.



Yeah I saw some of that on reddit a few months ago. Looks like it should be very interesting.



Stale moldy bread and water.




Imported pork is mostly from the Netherlands I think.



7 was cutting between black and white and the colourised version mid-clip. Looks like they've done a good job vs the old colourisation.


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It isn't just colourised they have also changed the speed to get rid of that choppy weird old-timey click click click movie reel pace.



Ah ok. Trust 7 to half-report the facts.



I think that was more the hand-cranked stuff btw.



Whatever it is it has been fixed so it looks natural now.




Yeah, nobody can hand-crank something at a perfectly even speed, so old movies speed up and slow down.

That will be interesting to see, the emu war footage would be great.



>the emu war footage would be great





well bantered by the way, you cunt


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getting absolutely fucken rocketted cunts



Unce Addy, no!


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have fun, i'm done with that shit after 8 years.



onya, fren.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



Well done mate.



All the tv stations do that, if you want the facts these days you have to go looking and not rely on one source



Fell in a psychological heap today and now I am getting chest pains. Could they have a psychological cause? I have felt wretched all day.



First guess would be a Tumor?


Wanking to my ex-gf again

I need to backup these files and put it in a safety deposit box



It's not a toomah.



You need to delete them.




I offered to encrypt these for you.


The Council is still awaiting the Poojeeta sex tapes for private viewing and assessment.



Council meeting should be interesting tomorrow night


NK hasnt posted a pic yet.

He's been going hard on the Dan this week. Should we be worried?



I won't be attending, I am tired of being used and abused, and my arse is still not healed from last week



NK has the boong genes he will not die until he is in his 40s and his kidneys give out.


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Last night I watched Jacob's Ladder. A very surreal movie, I can really see where some of the inspiration for Silent Hill comes from.



>A very surreal movie

Was it any good?



The Victorians may have got him, I had a bad feeling after seeing that VB pic


whoever makes the new thread Don't forget to include the link to the new thread on this one


stop shit posting so they can link the new thread people



At least it's not tuna and rice


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