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File: 70ae66f9062a6cf⋯.jpg (36.05 KB, 564x640, 141:160, punch-pepe-2.jpg)

 No.161889

How are you NEETs going tonight?

Do you have something more interesting to say than how much goon you have drunk?

Old thread: >>161134

 No.161894

Fucking shit.

Too fat for a banjo strap

Toilet paper not working right

Fat

Ugly

Short


 No.161895

I have drunk pure woodworm extract. I thought I was going to die.


 No.161896

>>161894

You are repulsive.


 No.161897

I read that as "something more interesting than goon to drink".


 No.161898

>>161887

It's funny, I wasted that opportunity though. Should've disregarded my feelings.

Dick knows what is best, let it lead you into precarious, new and exciting situations. Your brain and emotions want to ruin everything.


 No.161899

>>161895

boring. Heard it before too.


 No.161900

File: 379aa0ed4a22c30⋯.jpg (1.98 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-10-08 17.23.05.jpg)

Got some vb cuz, shit fuckin expensive


 No.161901

I have drunk 6 cans of goon, thanks for asking


 No.161902

I HOPE THIS STORM DESTROYS SHITBOURNE


 No.161903

I drank a bottle of red and now I'm going to drink half a remaining bottle of whisky because I'm >>161896


 No.161904

I really fucking want a motorbike


 No.161905

>>161780

Excellent taste.


 No.161906

>>161899

I will stop talking about such things now.


 No.161907

>>161904

Cut a car in half and get two motorbikes.


 No.161908

File: b79f378d8dcff13⋯.jpg (128.72 KB, 740x628, 185:157, melbourne.jpg)

Reports of flooding throughout Melbourne


 No.161909

>>161907

Cut a Boong in half and get..2 dead Boongs


 No.161910

Leaving this board for a while.


 No.161911

>>161910

Please don't go.


 No.161912

>>161910

Which NEET are you?


 No.161913

>>161912

We need to know, to tell if anyone will miss you or not.


 No.161914

>>161910

fuck off unna


 No.161915

>>161913

That's what I was thinking.


 No.161916

>>161913

I will miss him and I am part of the reason why he is leaving.


 No.161917

>>161916

It is not me if that is what you are thinking. I am still here.


 No.161918

>>161917

I hope so, I mean no offence.


 No.161919

>>161918

I am fine. It is some other NEET who said he is leaving.

Did you think you had driven me off with your lewd stories from the past?


 No.161920

>>161919

Yes and misreading the OP.

I came home all rowdy it seems.

I am not entirely convinced you are you, that is not as strange as it sounds because a lot of the time I am not convinced I am me.

Perhaps two NEETs have studied our typing style and are RPing as notable NEETs of an obscure imageboard.


 No.161921

File: 4c9137db8c5c2f9⋯.png (1.13 MB, 993x727, 993:727, sea-storm.png)

>>161908

OC from last summer's big storm


 No.161922

>>161920

Mate I don't want you worrying about what you post here thinking you have to please me or avoid offending me or whatever. That is bullshit. I have no right to try and control you by playing passive aggressive games about how upset certain things make me. To the extent I have done that already I am sorry. It should not have happened.

You just be yourself mate and express yourself however you like. Do not worry about me. I can take it. You will not drive me off.


 No.161923

>>161922

You have studied his typing style well.


 No.161924

>>161920

NEETimpersonators, what a time to be alive.


 No.161925

Rape


 No.161926

>>161924

This what what your NEETlore training was for, to stop >>161925 from what they do best.

If we can't spot these charlatans we may as well be a bunch of unemployed anonymous posters.


 No.161927

File: 7cbeaa29a166a8d⋯.jpg (45.44 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 7ca1b93c0e9b2a3660931e103c….jpg)

>>161921

>tfw you realise you've wasted more than a year on this fucking board


 No.161928

>>161927

The board hasn't even existed for a year yet.


 No.161929

Grape


 No.161930

>>161927

Did you have something better to do?


 No.161931

>>161930

….no


 No.161932

Wonder if there's ever been a married neet on the board


 No.161933

>>161923

I got all the information I need from a stool sample.


 No.161934

>>161932

There was one who used to be married. I don't know about anyone with a current wife.


 No.161935

>>161932

He who shall not been named.


 No.161936

File: d1e60278b3e54ea⋯.jpg (26.58 KB, 414x508, 207:254, d1e60278b3e54eae536ee05289….jpg)

>>161932

>tfw sitting around all day with no job and no wife to beat


 No.161937

>>161927

I don't mind wasting time here tbh. People post original memes and talk about relevant things like where to buy a cheap pc and can you write it off in taxes. Or how to get a mouse out of the drain.


 No.161938

>>161937

Both involve canola.


 No.161939

>>161938

aka rapeseed.


 No.161940

File: b8d4e2f79bc9457⋯.jpg (156.69 KB, 736x964, 184:241, Nelson-before-Trafalgar.jpg)

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night to you all.

Good night to my rowdy NEET.

I will read some more Hornblower tonight. Last night he went ashore in North Africa to trade for cattle and grain with the Moors and it turned out the black death was in the port so he had to spend three weeks at sea in the supply ship full of live cattle under quarantine. Everything turned out well in the end.


 No.161941

greasy deepfryable NEET


 No.161942

>>161936

Beat your dick


 No.161943

>>161940

At least he could fuck the cows while he waited


 No.161944

File: 3238c880a96bac0⋯.jpg (13.63 KB, 704x400, 44:25, images(35).jpg)

>>161927

But have you wasted away?


 No.161945

>>161943

The Articles of War specifically prescribed the death penalty for any act of bestiality in the fleet.


 No.161946

>>161940

Sweet dreams my valued friend NEET, You are a very good person.


 No.161947

I want to fuck Katie hard while a cow shits by her head


 No.161948

>>161940

Good night.


 No.161949

>>161946

>You are a very good person

I have a good side, but I am just an ordinary person. There is plenty to dislike.


 No.161950

just fingered Hex in a nightclub


 No.161951

I might have a crack at reading again too.

Haven't read a book in years


 No.161952

Just let bajo watch


 No.161953

>>161951

Read ghost in the wires by kevin mitnick, fun book. All true.


 No.161954

>>161951

Our words are not worthy, I see.


 No.161955

>>161927

Fucking tell me about it, mfw soon it will be a year since I posted my stories


 No.161956

This year I have achieved more than I had done in any year prior. I hold a great deal of responsibility for that with you all.

The Gen is wise. Trust in it's ways.


 No.161957

File: d892e98c4114e6a⋯.jpg (62.62 KB, 850x400, 17:8, d892e98c4114e6aad90b4ce8e6….jpg)

>>161956

IN DAN WE TRUST


 No.161958

>>161957

abstaining from Dan is what breeds success.


 No.161959

>>161958

Who is this NEET that bears the mark of high Councillor?


 No.161960

>>161959

That bed time conspiracy theory is only very occasionally true.


 No.161961

>>161960

With great NEETery comes great misdirection


 No.161962

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device

How does NK get around such technology?


 No.161963

File: 76915524c2d0d7e⋯.png (11.91 KB, 645x773, 645:773, wojak remembers that ignor….png)

So that other night when I ordered Dominos I ended up taking some valium to get a nice long sleep.

It worked well, a comfy ten hour sleep, and I thought nothing more. Just tonight I went to grab the garlic bread I saved and it was gone. Completely gone. I remember taking two pieces to bed but nothing more than that.

Did I really get up in the middle of the night blacked out, eat the rest of that greasy roll and then go back to sleep?

I was really looking forward to that garlic bread…


 No.161964

>>161963

>taking two pieces to bed


 No.161965

>>161964

That's more soft warm bed companions than most neets get.


 No.161966

>>161962

If the cunt is booby trapped I go for the ass or mouth


 No.161967

>>161964

It's fine, I wiped my fingers on a towel before I went to sleep


 No.161968

Bed for real this time.


 No.161969

>>161968

Likely story.


 No.161970

Quiet night for tonight's episode of NEET boong wars


 No.161971

>>161970

The boongs won


 No.161972

File: bc35498c021dd3f⋯.jpg (311.39 KB, 1280x1425, 256:285, De106254.jpg)

Good night friends.


 No.161973

>my copy of Dien Bien Phu is in french without english subtitles

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!


 No.161974

File: b8922fef13db0ec⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-10-08 19.54.02.jpg)

Dem vbs going down good cuz

I actually bought them from thirsty camel because dans was too far away


 No.161975

Alien masturbator lady is starting into my soul again


 No.161976

Not sure if I like daylight savings or not.

What is the NEETcouncil's consensus?


 No.161977

>>161976

As BO and 51% council vote holder, Tahlia will need to weigh in on this


 No.161978

File: c3dba1162ba6a0b⋯.jpg (418.46 KB, 679x1024, 679:1024, 531117242.jpg)

>>161976

Disregard clock, evil white cunt invention


 No.161979

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>161640

what's the story?


 No.161980

>>161974

VB goes alright. Bit stronger than export. Don't let the green cans creep up on you.


 No.161981

abboriginal rape


 No.161982

>>161979

Patrician band.


 No.161983

Consensual poojeeta coitus


 No.161984

Kangaroo gape gonna


 No.161985

Goanna


 No.161986

28 year old boong from joondalup


 No.161987

Solid rock

Sacred ground


 No.161988

Let's give it back


 No.161989

Dream on white boy white boy


 No.161990

Dream on black girl black girl


 No.161991

We watch the lightning crack over cane fields


 No.161992

aboriginal sex


 No.161993

Lights on the hill were blinding me


 No.161994

I wish we had gfs


 No.161995

Most people I know think that I'm crazy


 No.161996

Thunda do an MS no nah


 No.161997

I'm just crazy bout you babe


 No.161998

Cheap wine and a three day growth


 No.161999

Gonna have fun in the ci


 No.162000

City


 No.162001

Evie let your hair hang down


 No.162002

And from all the lands on earth we come


 No.162003

Big piss


 No.162004

Don't be so reckless


 No.162005

going for a wank then off to bed

goodnight fellow NEETS


 No.162006

>>162003

>>162005

Give each other a hand


 No.162007

I quit my job and I left my wife


 No.162008

Now listen we're stepping out gonna turn around


 No.162009

🎩


 No.162010

📖 🎊 💖🐴🍀💳📩🔨♑🚱💨


 No.162011

File: 39e5bf56d69af10⋯.jpg (6.7 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20181008_213040.jpg)

Was so vb'd I dropped a can all over myself, time to clean I guess


 No.162012

🎉🍄💉🐒🍆💦💦🎉


 No.162013

>>162011

I dropped a pint at the pub yesterday

tfw embarrassed


 No.162014

>>162011

😵💩👏🚨


 No.162015

>>162013

💯💯🚕


 No.162016

♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/♪\(*^▽^*)/\(*^▽^*)/


 No.162017

>>162011

NK you boong no worries actually i spilt goon on myself a couple of nights back as well


 No.162018

>>161876

Are they the sole reason he didn't get 50%

>>161888

I dunno, purging the shit teir peoples in a shit country is a good idea, it worked in Minaro and is working in the Philipines


 No.162019

>tfw passed out for 4 and a bit hours


 No.162020

consentual abbo sex


 No.162021

>>162011

Kek, I was so gooned I passed out at 8:30pm


 No.162022

>>162021

tfw depressed at 10pm


 No.162023

>>162020

non-consensual Pakistan NEET


 No.162024

its raining bros


 No.162025

>>162024

same tbh


 No.162026

Fucking hell NEETs, Internet went down, tried resetting the router but turns out that the broadband is down for the area, fucking Telstra pajeets better fix their shit, guess I'll just have to say Night Night NEETs


 No.162027


 No.162028

I wish I could get some pussy


 No.162029

are we fucked


 No.162030

File: 9df1d8445445dfa⋯.png (530.82 KB, 500x533, 500:533, just.png)

>>162029

what do you think mate?


 No.162031

>>162030

Even Brendan made it in the end


 No.162032

Is it just me or can you guys also not think of someone aged between 42 and 45


 No.162033

>>162032

personally no


 No.162034

>>162033

exactly, while I can think of many people who are 47-50


 No.162035

>>162032

Your mum


 No.162036

>>162035

my mum is 47 though


 No.162037

>>162036

That's not what she told me


 No.162038

File: db6c423feb97132⋯.png (131.8 KB, 500x366, 250:183, a1e.png)

>>161937

Yeh it's one of my new favourites now, I'm one of the only foreigners as well as Brazil guy


 No.162039

>>162005

Cool vpn


 No.162040

>>162039

>being this new


 No.162041

>tfw still up


 No.162042

>>162041

I was literally about to post something along the same line


 No.162043

>>162042

hivemind, well granted I've already had 5 hours sleep tonight due to an earlier passing out

>Tfw sober now


 No.162044

>tfw depressed


 No.162045

where is hue neet

hope return of paki vpn larp doesn't mean he was his larp too


 No.162046

>>162045

i already proved multiple times that im legit buddy


 No.162047

>>162045

>inb4 hueNEET was NK this whole time


 No.162048

Should I microwave some popcorn?


 No.162049

>>162048

go for it friend


 No.162050

>>162048

rape some popcorn


 No.162051

>>162046

What if you're also hueNEET since you're also that off white colour


 No.162052

is there a comfier feel than staying up late and knowing you can sleep in all day


 No.162053

>>162051

i dont know who that is


 No.162054

only put it in for two and a half minutes

rather have a bit less popcorn than burn it


 No.162055

>>162053

sure thing Hue, you don't fool me


 No.162056

kinda tumesced


 No.162057

>>162055

maa ki kus teri


 No.162058

Good morning neets! Another beautiful day at the virtual neet compound. Time to start preparing that vast banquet called neet breakfast. What are you having?


 No.162059

File: e5e922fc68f8cc2⋯.jpg (252.01 KB, 1066x600, 533:300, e5e922fc68f8cc2d60f4b254d4….jpg)

>>162018

Yes.

That's because the northeast is addicted to gibsmedats, it's the most racemixed area of the country with the least white blood thrown into the mix. They're all barely human sub70iq amerimutts and at the extreme ends they are too dumb to use language. This is the end result of racemixing, do not ever racemix.

The brazillian left aswell as the entire center is 100% on the handout/communism boat, and the northeasteners are absolutely loyal to those guys.

The best weapon against them is the fact that the communists are also pushing this faggot shit agenda they imported from the first world, and they know their audience so they hide it. If they came out with a large scale push for faggotry, the average brazillian from any part of the nation is perfectly okay with lynching faggots, and their popularity would die in a day.

The only way right wing movements in Brazil gain ground is by convincing the niggercattle they're supporting ideals opposite to theirs by voting on all the different kinds of commies, because they've been convinced of otherwise, and it's extremely hard to get ideas through to them.

Northeastern Brazil is at a stage in which the overton window shifted to the point even thinking of not giving lazy shits free shit is extremism.

>>162045

I'm here, just busy.


 No.162060

File: 8c41ee5a1155027⋯.png (162.47 KB, 659x676, 659:676, ade0646104a412d602ce936826….png)

File: cc5200fc6df5e65⋯.png (809.79 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 1538951300639.png)

File: 7f80a33320756dd⋯.png (578.26 KB, 980x742, 70:53, 1538951079948.png)

File: b26a4422ba42b8a⋯.png (871.32 KB, 960x539, 960:539, 1538944809756-1.png)

File: 9c8d6ff61d954a8⋯.png (702.39 KB, 720x479, 720:479, 1538944809756-0.png)

And here are my favorite pictures of the huelections.

2nd round elections in 20 days.


 No.162061

>>162059

Where is a state by state breakdown, I assume your Sao Pao has him way up there


 No.162062

>>162060

>pic 1

wew, even the Amazon-niggers Aka your abos voted for him


 No.162063

>>162062

https://especiais.g1.globo.com/politica/eleicoes/2018/apuracao-estado-presidente/

Hope the website is simple enough for you to browse without speaking portuguese


 No.162064

File: a44a39caf61676c⋯.png (2.38 MB, 1496x992, 187:124, 1538944904821.png)

>>162063

Fuck, meant for >>162061


 No.162065

File: 19f8f7dea2498ba⋯.jpg (29.43 KB, 555x553, 555:553, images(4).jpg)

>>162064

Why don't you have a job boy?


 No.162066

>>162065

He's getting hired to be Jair's Ambasator to Australia when he wins


 No.162067

A new day begins. Unfortunately I woke up after 6.

Morning NEETs


 No.162068

Hanging round the Gen all by myself

And I had so much time

To sit and drink by myself

And then there she was


 No.162069

File: 89cd040fa16efa1⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out091948.png)

>>162052

>>162058

>>162067

>>162068

Good morning freeters and NEETs.


 No.162070

>>162069

Good morning Karen.


 No.162071

>>162067

I woke up at 1 am so whatever


 No.162072

>>162032

I can't either.


 No.162073

>>162058

Having sausages, baked beans and an egg.


 No.162074

>>162069

>Doesn't (you) me despite having already been up for 6 hours


 No.162075

>>162058

abo smash


 No.162076

Don't wanna wage today


 No.162077

File: c0f64f20287ae94⋯.jpg (57.5 KB, 275x400, 11:16, Zagor_PlantGolem.jpg)

Good morning friends.


 No.162078

>>162036

Prime youngun.


 No.162079

File: e637056c2d39fcd⋯.jpeg (3.34 MB, 3342x2224, 1671:1112, serveimage.jpeg)

>>162077

morning fren


 No.162080

>>162078

I'm 21 though it does seem to be most of you were born with a mummie in their 30s at the time Explains the tisms doesn't it


 No.162081


 No.162082

>>162074

>/ausneets/, where even the imaginary anime girls reject you


 No.162083

>>162032

>>162080

Actually..

I think my mum is 45.

She was 17 when she had me and I'm 28.


 No.162084

>>162079

Hey there honey


 No.162085

>>162083

So your dad raped her before she hit 18, very nice NK's dad


 No.162086

File: f3092512633a470⋯.jpeg (244.49 KB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, pajjet.jpeg)

>>162084

Hi, no homos allowed


 No.162087

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>162068

IKTF sort of


 No.162088


 No.162089

>>162086

You say that now in front of all the NEETs but the other night you were purring like a kitten while I whispered sweet nothing's to you for hours on end.


 No.162090

>>162076

I feel your pain wagies - I've got to go workout at the gym before I can spend the rest of the day playing vidya. Things are tough all over.


 No.162091

File: 71a3cd5517e13b1⋯.jpeg (149.56 KB, 1600x1280, 5:4, taiwan.jpeg)


 No.162092

>>162085

It might've been before she was 17, there's also a chance he's your dad too.


 No.162093

>>162091

Nothing wrong with a little NEETlove.


 No.162094

File: eed1aed28ae7bed⋯.jpg (18.48 KB, 236x300, 59:75, 4f3de085f9b619bd5646e9b99f….jpg)

Time to stretch my monster.


 No.162095

>>162092

kek, actually in all likely hood if he's 65 or so, he might be my biological grandpa


 No.162096

File: eb6e2e248363056⋯.png (595.32 KB, 807x513, 269:171, philpill.png)

>>162093

except when you traumatise a very young neet for life


 No.162097

>>162095

Nah, he's in his 50's


 No.162098

>>162096

Do you want to talk about it?


 No.162099

>>162097

ah, possible but very unlikely then, though just wondering does his last name start with an R


 No.162100

>>162099

He might've told your mum it does.


 No.162101

Wearing light blue jeans and a tucked in polo to the wagery today. Straight outta the 80s


 No.162102

>>162077

Good morning my friend.


 No.162103


 No.162104

>>162102

Good morning. You are getting up very late these days, you shouldn't stay up so late.


 No.162105

>>162104

It is the daylight savings it has fucked me.


 No.162106

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>162101

What have you become?

I'm wearing a grey suit, straight outta compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube


 No.162107

>>162105

Yeah, it's a sinister scheme to jew us out of an hour of sleep, now that they've taken all our money and sleep is all we have left.

>>162106

>Ice Cube, height 5'7"

Should really be named Ice Cublet


 No.162108

File: 677d1120017004c⋯.jpg (455.98 KB, 1984x2747, 1984:2747, Elne - Cathedrale Ste Eula….jpg)

Have a good one NEETsticles.


 No.162109

>>162108

Have a good day. See you when you get back.


 No.162110

>>162108

cya NK


 No.162111

5 minutes at work and my white polo has several little coffee stains

Just fuck my life up cunnies


 No.162112

>>162111

No-one will notice.


 No.162113

>>162111

never knew the cunny grool poster had a job It better not be in education


 No.162114

This thread is shit


 No.162115

>>162114

Sorry fancy NEET


 No.162116

File: 30a0deaf41cb47f⋯.png (14.63 KB, 206x202, 103:101, peepee poopoo.png)

have a productive day, 'neets'. see you when I get tired of studying and return home.


 No.162117

>>161927

you mean the gen

/ausneets/ has only existed for 9 and a bit months


 No.162118

ded thread


 No.162119

>>161919

/gayneets/


 No.162120

>>162117

cease your autism

>>162118

cease your whining

>>162119

stop being a faggot


 No.162121

>>162120

>cease your autism

No


 No.162122

A pleasant day at the wagery. I had to deliver a box of replacement products to a clients warehouse where the workers were preparing the product for sale. Almost had PTSD walking around the factory floor and hearing forklift noises.


 No.162123

>>162122

I am glad things are going well for you mate.


 No.162124

File: ea41a6ccaf751ec⋯.jpeg (28.12 KB, 470x353, 470:353, 1424839590906518.jpeg)

Just had some mushrooms, scrambled eggs, bacon, some weird green stuff, and sour dough for breakfast. Couldn't finish it all. Mushrooms didnt have enough garlic in them and were a bit bland.


 No.162125

>>162124

Who cooked all that for you mate?


 No.162126

>>162125

A wagie


 No.162127

>>162126

How much did it cost?


 No.162128

File: b0be169bbedf212⋯.jpg (26.63 KB, 220x325, 44:65, coc.jpg)

I watched Cult of Chucky last night, and I have to say this series has more good movies than bad, which is quite the exception to most horror franchises. The only thing that annoyed me was it left on a cliffhanger and they are yet to announce a part 2.


 No.162129

21 degrees today in Shitbourne, pleased to see that telstra restored my service relatively quickly


 No.162130

>>162124

>some weird green stuff

You went to an Amsterdam Cafe?


 No.162131

>>162128

is chucky still going


 No.162132

>>162131

yeah, Cult came out last year. Apparently there's a netflix series in the works, but nothing concrete's been announced.


 No.162133

>tfw depressed


 No.162134

File: 7e3b6b8da3c0fe9⋯.jpg (159.96 KB, 565x800, 113:160, Freud.jpg)

>>162133

Why don't you lie down on the couch there and tell me why you're depressed, NEET.


 No.162135

>>162134

Fuck off you kike bastard


 No.162136

lol

>>>/d/28300

>>>/d/28309


 No.162137


 No.162138

>>162127

20 bucks


 No.162139


 No.162140

>>162138

extravagant.


 No.162141

>>162137

>>162136

>>162139

What a series of poor quality posts.


 No.162142

Pajeet talking lound in curry next to me at the airport terminal

2 nigger kids pacing around nigging

Glad to see this is what our country has become


 No.162143

>>162141

you mean very high quality


 No.162144

>>162142

It is depressing out there a lot of the time.


 No.162145

Also got some cunt from Netherlands shitting up my board. Foreigners can't do anything right


 No.162146


 No.162147

How's your day been neets


 No.162148

>>162147

been up since 1am, and have been shitposting many boards


 No.162149

>>162142

>airport terminal

Maybe they're leaving. We live in hope.


 No.162150

File: 6910f34346af1b5⋯.jpg (59.74 KB, 600x400, 3:2, eggs-benedict-with-smoked-….jpg)

>>162124

Kinda partial to eggs benedict with smoked salmon myself. But I've been too afraid of other people's germs getting on it lately to go out and eat.


 No.162151

File: 5f2a307ea44e2db⋯.png (101.4 KB, 1448x980, 362:245, 5f2a307ea44e2dbb4898dc936e….png)

>>162148

A NEET's work is never done.


 No.162152

>>162135

Fun fact - Freud's middle name was literally Schlomo


 No.162153

Is a number 3 on top and a number 2 on the back and sides a socially acceptable, presentable haircut?


 No.162154

>>162151

The smile doesn't reach his eyes.


 No.162155

>>162153

Yes though some libtard might call you a nazi


 No.162156

A coloured child is behind me kicking my plane seat


 No.162157

>>162149

Maybe they were waiting for the rest of the extended family to fly in


 No.162158

>>162156

why are you on your phone on a plane


 No.162159

I wish I didn't have to work


 No.162160

>>162159

It must be *Chilly** where you live


 No.162161

>>162158

To ensure there will be no survivors


 No.162162

File: a4f9c4f4d5b98ed⋯.jpg (739.87 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, plane.jpg)

Here's a pic in case it goes missing neetie

I was thinking if the plane did go down. My previous post would make it look like I'm a terrorist. Wonder what my parents would think


 No.162163

File: 644d9943a0dbe9c⋯.jpeg (49.93 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, cyy.jpeg)


 No.162164

Good afternoon NEEToes, another day of wagery completed.


 No.162165

>>162164

Good afternoon NEET, well waged. Are you enjoying your job?


 No.162166

>>162165

Yeah it's going good.


 No.162167

>>162166

That is great to hear


 No.162168

>>>/leftypol/2672756

UNNA


 No.162169

>>>/leftypol/2672760


 No.162170

1 hour to go


 No.162171

>>162170

Get back to work wagie.


 No.162172

File: 0c46a42cf5a1d51⋯.png (136.94 KB, 528x243, 176:81, bannud.PNG)


 No.162173

File: 2b0995ec09298ac⋯.webm (1.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2b0995ec09298ac7cb1938b59….webm)


 No.162174

File: 0f21d37dff4b24b⋯.jpg (33.76 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 136bd5390158b5fd51ee7b8d24….jpg)

>>162173

This is the power of D.A.N


 No.162175

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.162176

>>162171

Freedom


 No.162177

>>162176

The true prisons are the ones we create for ourselves in our own minds.


 No.162178

>>162177

fuck off kanye


 No.162179

I am a man of constant sorrow


 No.162180

>>162179

Nothing can offer content


 No.162181

>>162179

Nothing can ease the pain


 No.162182

>>162179

Nothing can wear off the sorrow one is born to bear within


 No.162183


 No.162184

>>162183

Well said.


 No.162185

File: e5784bd83965c5d⋯.jpeg (25.9 KB, 800x409, 800:409, 20181009_144834-01.jpeg)

>>162183

>>162184

COLD IS THE WORLD

FOR THE ONES EXCLUDED

DARK IS THE PATH

IN THE ABSENC OF LIGHT


 No.162186

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Shuckin' the corn


 No.162187

>>162186

>Shuckin' the corn

That will make a good shower euphemism one morning.


 No.162188

>>162187

We don't shower round these here parts, boy.


 No.162189

>>162188

>He doesn't wash his dick


 No.162190

>>162111

The 80's are ruined.


 No.162191

>>162187

I can't use it now.


 No.162192

>>162128

I watched the first one a few weeks ago and stopped there because it seemed so silly.


 No.162193

>>162134

I bet it's to do with his mummybot.


 No.162194

>>162189

I have reasons. Your mum made me wash her penis for years, and now the very thought triggers me.


 No.162195

>>162138

You are not at one with the NEET ways.


 No.162196

>>162191

I ruined it.


 No.162197

>>162150

Eggs benedict is delicious, never had it with salmon though.


 No.162198

>>162196

Going to go ruin the ol' NEETgen.


 No.162199

>>162153

You have it backwards.


 No.162200

>>162175

Nice rendition, he has a good voice and the fiddle and lap steel players were good.


 No.162201

>>162186

Never heard of that guy before, he has a very strange style.


 No.162202

>>162194

>Your mum made me wash her penis for years

ok


 No.162203

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Catch up is completed.


 No.162204

>>162203

Well caught.


 No.162205

>>162201

Technically he's playing Scrugg's style, but he's put his own spin on it with the pinches and high pitch stuff.


 No.162206

>>162205

The extended slide things were pretty out there, never seen that before, well, not that much of it at once.


 No.162207

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I found this quite interesting, Shire.

Almost enough for me to go searching for a cheap piece of shit on gumtree and fix it.


 No.162208

>>162207

Be good if you have the time and money to do such a thing, parts are hard to find though.


 No.162209

Aboriginal goon tax


 No.162210

File: 178287f513461e9⋯.jpg (1.31 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-10-09 16.47.25.jpg)

Dere be a storm brewing up joondalup way, secure the goon supplies before it hits


 No.162211

>>162210

No rapes tonight or are you just going to put the trench coat on?


 No.162212

>>162208

are simple carbies and valve springs etc somewhat interchangeable for a given size bike donk?


 No.162213

Home at 8

Fuckin hell, might skip the study and just smoke a cone


 No.162214

>>162211

I've hooked up my dick to a lightning rod so I will have super raping powers tonight


 No.162215

>>162214

Hmmm a glow rod


 No.162216

>>162214

The love plug was one of my favourate clips. It's good to hear you're making new content:

https://efukt.com/196_The_Love_Plug.html


 No.162217

>>162212

Kinda, if you wanted to get an old bike your best bet would be a Suzuki, since they have a classic parts program, you can basically order new parts for bikes back to the 80s.


 No.162218

>>162217

Does that make their bikes more expensive to buy?


 No.162219

>>162218

Anything from the 70s and 80s is going to be expensive if it's running.


 No.162220

big fat boong sluts discussing routing protocols


 No.162221

>>162220

fat boong sluts were part of the routing protocol back in the day


 No.162222

Brain damage for aboriginal youth sniffing low octane fuel


 No.162223

LETS GO

SPACE TRUCKIN

COME ON


 No.162224

>>162222

the boongs won't be sniffing anything with the way prices are now


 No.162225

>>162224

If they switch to the lower grade petrol wouldn't give their brains knock because they need to off 98?


 No.162226

>>162225

The boongs of today would probably just turn their noses up at anything below 95


 No.162227

>>162226

That must anger the elders.


 No.162228

Been watching Solo. It's pretty good, fun to watch.


 No.162229

File: 043660499fa190b⋯.png (259.27 KB, 707x1119, 707:1119, t03qsaopf1r11.png)

Good advice for you here NEETs.


 No.162230

>>162226

Boongs should be going for E85, 105 octane and cheap.


 No.162231

>>162228

I found it easy to watch but it wasn't very good.


 No.162232

>>162228

not a very good soft drink, though


 No.162233

File: ca8f2a547483b65⋯.jpg (263.14 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, 1dMFLVX.jpg)

Please suggest me a sci-fi movie soundtrack to study to.


 No.162234

>>162229

That's a lot of work and emotions he could have avoided by drinking.


 No.162235

>>162233

Sunshine has a nice soundtrack


 No.162236

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.162237

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.162238

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.162239

>>162238

Top tune


 No.162240

>>162239

It is. It would be a suitable tune to blast in the Astra flying down a highway.


 No.162241

>>162238

I wonder what /r/ australia would think of that


 No.162242

>>162241

Have a post title it Cultural sensitivity needed in this new age femanism


 No.162243

Fragrant aboriginal underwear


 No.162244

>>162241

I bet those uptight cunts all had it on their phones back in the day too


 No.162245

>>162244

On their posh iPhone 1


 No.162246

Fragrant aboriginal executive


 No.162247

>>162246

Putrit aboriginal vagrant rape


 No.162248

Forgot it was my mums birthday


 No.162249

>>162248

Buy her a goon


 No.162250

>>162248

buy her a postcard


 No.162251

File: 6e7aabc712eda47⋯.jpg (36.23 KB, 500x345, 100:69, hhh.jpg)

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

Goodnight to my corn shuckin' NEET. You know how much I esteem you.

Good night.

I will read some more Hornblower tonight. Last night he got captured by the Spanish after his ship accidentally drifted into the middle of the Spanish fleet during heavy fog at night.


 No.162252


 No.162253

Terrible evening went for a walk then popped into Coles for those new burger sauce flavoured chips , walking home I had to take a shit really badly so I went to a fucking horrible public toilet with used condoms on the floor and had the worse case of diarrhoea I've had in ages, used up multiple flushes and an entire roll of toilet paper to rid myself of it, the worse thing is that some of the shit sprayed out of the bowl onto my pants and jacket so I will have to throw it in the wash


 No.162254

File: 0cdad799552bb57⋯.png (840.86 KB, 1322x744, 661:372, 7241320df49cc76c86b2faa8f3….png)

I predict that Craig will dominate the goon market next year and Dan will be forced to sell only cider


 No.162255

>>162253

Sounds like a sign you should give up on the meme chip flavors


 No.162256

>>162253

Sounds like a great evening, I wish you took photos thou


 No.162257

>>162253

Are the chips any good?


 No.162258

>>162253

Sounds like a shit experience overall.


 No.162259

>>162254

Unlikely


 No.162260

>>162255

I think it is will be sticking to original from now on I think

>>162256

I don't regret not taking photos as a visual of the ugly scene that transpired in that public loo would have been highly dangerous to the sanity of anyone who would have seen it

>>162257

They were rather average at best I only finished about 80 or 90 percent of the packet and threw the rest away

>>162258

It was indeed


 No.162261

>>162260

I hang outside public toilets and when someone finished doing a shit I run in to the stall and inhale the aroma


 No.162262

>>162254

cider is just goon but for homosexuals


 No.162263

>>162261

Do you bag any leftovers?


 No.162264

File: 1dd1ea19b4321be⋯.jpeg (24.43 KB, 291x305, 291:305, 1dd1ea19b4321be006dbaa03d….jpeg)

>>162254

nah Craig will be forgotten about by Janurary

Either it'll remain dan or the Aldi Jew will surge


 No.162265

>>162263

People are stingy these days and always flush their poos, sometimes I get some nice skid marks thou


 No.162266

>>162265

>People are stingy these days and always flush their poos

I wish I lived where you do, that's certainly not the case in my locale


 No.162267

>>162265

With a brush and a filter you could collect those left overs, you need be innovative or else you'll be out of the game.


 No.162268

File: bfad18a066df887⋯.jpeg (40.52 KB, 514x286, 257:143, images (63).jpeg)

>>162267

I've rented a digging machine so I can dig up septic tanks and swim in them but my biggest plan is the water treatment plant heist


 No.162269


 No.162270

File: 38de359c804f23a⋯.webm (3.05 MB, 426x240, 71:40, joondalup dans.webm)

Made a song for you neets cause was bored out of my mind


 No.162271

>>162268

Let's get down to the finer points, what poos create the best jenkum?


 No.162272


 No.162273

>>162270

Very nice

Thank you for choosing a white people music genre this time


 No.162274

>>162270

wew, fucking, lad, I'm 8chan cup NEET and I'm probably making this NK's Goal horn, and maybe Dan's as well


 No.162275

>>162270

Top stuff mate.


 No.162276

>>162273

I don't think is NEETgang


 No.162277

>>162269

>Had I wanted or dared, I could have slipped my arm under and caught the shit with my hands

This man is my hero


 No.162278

>>162270

I thought it was pronounce OO-NAH, not UH-NAH


 No.162279

File: 0125b2a1d574af3⋯.jpg (40.59 KB, 537x720, 179:240, bull's eye.jpg)

>>162270

Very nice even with the soy voice.


 No.162280

>>162279

Fuck you you dirty third world pedo.


 No.162281

>>162269

Beatiful story and the comments were worth a good laugh to.


 No.162282

>>162276

Yeah I didn't meant to imply that but reading the post back it does sound that way. This new musical neet sounds like he has some weird accent


 No.162283

>>162278

And it's OO-NAH as in the OO from bOOng not the OO from poo


 No.162284

>>162283

But did you enjoy the song?


 No.162285

>>162282

well I mean if you're refering to NK then speaking in a weird accent is the only way to do it


 No.162286

That song makes me want to break Soctober and get GOONED as an ode to the gen


 No.162287

>>162270

Very relaxing


 No.162288

>>162284

Very much yes,honestly I would love clarification from an UNNA NEET about the correct pronounciation


 No.162289

>>162286

One goon won't hurt m8


 No.162290

>>162286

Forget Soyberoctobet It's Joontober now


 No.162291

>>162286

The only way to honour the gen is to improve yourself and escape.


 No.162292

File: 09f6d1c66eeb81a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 17.92 KB, 480x585, 32:39, mechanic pussy.jpg)

>>162280

Love you too, first world zoophile.


 No.162293

>>162292

you're not letting that one down ey


 No.162294

>>162283

>>162278

fug, ill see if I can be arsed re-recording

>>162276

nah im not him

>>162273

>>162274

>>162275

>>162287

cheers lads

>>162282

yeah a dirty fuckin migrant


 No.162295

Finished a wank, now it's time for an early night's sleep.


 No.162296

Imagine if NK was a footy player

They're yell "tie em up joondalup!"


 No.162297

>>162294

Eh don't be bother though if you are I'd suggest turning down the volume of the guitar


 No.162298

>>162286

It's a hypnotic song designed to lure you to goon


 No.162299

Fuck filthy telstra pajeets must be fucking up again, internet is going to shit


 No.162300

>>162299

My abo porn won't even load, have to use my imagination


 No.162301

File: d98302d1b0f6454⋯.jpg (82.04 KB, 620x446, 310:223, 1300652657969.jpg)


 No.162302

>>162301

>PBR

Is this an NK trap?


 No.162303

File: ff1f5e6f1b1bb57⋯.jpg (22.95 KB, 220x330, 2:3, 220px-Nic_Naitanui_2018.1.jpg)


 No.162304

File: 07a33239f1d84e8⋯.jpg (57.13 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Reddan.jpg)

SUBMIT TO THE GOON FOOLISH NEETS


 No.162305

>>162301

replace the camera with a pic of pepe and dan, the sunnies with a HSP, replace the ciggies with a boong brand and thats a propper NK trap


 No.162306


 No.162307

>>162270

What about joondalup Craig's?


 No.162308


 No.162309

>>162307

Actually Craig is from Mildura of all fucking places Well it makes sense when you look at him so when the east coasts go on the NEET convoy and forget to pick up goon in Canberra Dan's we can buy some from him


 No.162310

>>162251

Sweet dreams euphemism ruining NEET,I hope you rest easy.


 No.162311

>>162271

Big Abo Poos


 No.162312

>>162270

Very impressive.


 No.162313

>>162303

He's not even a real boong


 No.162314

>>162270

>tfw severely impressed


 No.162315

>>162282

That's because he's a white boong


 No.162316

File: 7ca2bd10d40be0f⋯.jpg (1.48 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-10-09 19.18.01.jpg)

Time for a beer neets, i won't be spilling this one all over myself


 No.162317

>>162313

Like NK


 No.162318

File: 367954a77920553⋯.png (9.69 KB, 448x106, 224:53, marijuana.PNG)

>>162307

This look right up NKs alley


 No.162319

>>162316

Did you get that General Dance Aka Joondalup Dan's


 No.162320

>>162319

*That at


 No.162321

>>162294

>a dirty fuckin migrant

Where from?


 No.162322

>>162316

I bet you just pissed yourself and told us it was beer.


 No.162323

>>162321

Eastern Europe. Hence my propensity for hard liquor and singing while drunk


 No.162324

>>162323

our slav tally is rising worryingly fast


 No.162325

>>162324

We are invading the boong lands


 No.162326

We will take control of the petrol supplies and make rthe abos bow down to us for the sniff


 No.162327

>>162319

Nah got it at thirsty camel of all places, it was next to a pub where a chick with big tits that I went to High school worked so I wanted to see if she was there


 No.162328

>>162327

She sounds amazing


 No.162329

>>162322

No I might piss myself tonight thou


 No.162330

>tfw no big titties craig to sell me goon


 No.162331

>>162328

She smoked crack for a while and had a problem with it so I wouldn't get too friendly with her


 No.162332

>>162331

She can have all the crack she wants as long as I can have all the rack I want


 No.162333

>>162332

Very cosmopolitan of you.


 No.162334

>>162332

as my good friend always said "dont stick your dick in crazy"

guess thats why I dont have a gf


 No.162335

>>162334

For me it's because I look like a sperg, but I understand your sentiment


 No.162336

File: e37943519d95048⋯.jpg (21.67 KB, 436x550, 218:275, images(14).jpg)

>>162334

I stick my dick in black


 No.162337

>>162336

I've never met a sane boong woman


 No.162338

>>162337

Boong women are all perfectly sane, it's all the racist jews in (((psychiatry))) who are telling lies


 No.162339

File: cc733ff08db7f71⋯.jpg (2.01 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-10-09 19.37.36.jpg)

Have to fill this out for my adhd assessment for tomorrow, doc said he would already prescribe me something but I don't know what


 No.162340

>>162339

Are you on dexys?


 No.162341

>>162339

Cover it in poo and mail it to his daughter.


 No.162342

>>162341

NK you boong


 No.162343

>>162342

He wasn't smart enough to do that. That's why he could never get on dsp


 No.162344

File: 2392c5096060568⋯.jpg (155.89 KB, 600x750, 4:5, 1303751167242.jpg)

>>162339

If you wanted to pass off as an autist you could have marked answers with isosceles triangles drawn using a ruler.


 No.162345

>>162340

Not yet, had an appointment two weeks ago and he reckons I'm adhd then I did the drug test and now I'm going in tomorrow and hell probly sling me some crack or something


 No.162346

File: 090f1ba26b6232b⋯.png (158.48 KB, 854x631, 854:631, ClipboardImage.png)

/leftypol/ mods are racist woite dogs


 No.162347

Cockblocking a poofter.


 No.162348

File: 6cea9b835dd774e⋯.png (49.29 KB, 500x425, 20:17, 1411851491253-1.png)

>>162346

Noice.


 No.162349

>>162346

>LIQ==OURLAND

lel


 No.162350

DOSE FARKIN WHITE CUNTS!


 No.162351


 No.162352

Everything we do is for ourselves.

That is a sad thought. I think true transcendence is a false notion that no one can achieve. Helping others is for the benefit of self. The avoidance of self criticism and guilt or the notoriety of being a good person. No one lives for anything other than themselves.

It is to be human.


 No.162353

>>162352

Big poo


 No.162354

File: 7e85612570f4d76⋯.jpg (2.49 MB, 2736x3648, 3:4, ecclesiastes-11-8.jpg)

Good night friends.


 No.162355

My dad's got his dick stuck in the toaster again, he asked me to put some lube on it to get it out but I reckon it's a ploy


 No.162356

>>162355

>>162355

You shouldn't call your mummybot that


 No.162357

File: 2df596c69ea7c67⋯.jpg (30.08 KB, 456x628, 114:157, 1375125122108.jpg)

Fuck one of the overseas students that I'm doing a group assignment with just sent me a message asking me if I'm ok


 No.162358

File: 7ec179c72f99684⋯.jpg (1.28 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-10-09 21.07.32.jpg)

Time for a food


 No.162359

>>162355

Are you NK's son?


 No.162360

>>162358

What exactly is that NK?


 No.162361

>>162357

Are you ok though?


 No.162362

>>162360

Chicken Wraps with aboriginal semen sauce


 No.162363

>>162359

I'm his grandpa


 No.162364

>>162361

Absolutely not

>>162362

Sounds delicious, make sure to wash it down with some VB


 No.162365

>>162364

Do you have a bum rash?


 No.162366

Spontaneous aboriginal orgy


 No.162367

>>162365

That is the mere beginning of my troubles


 No.162368

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I want to suck her dick


 No.162369

Gf's don't exist in this plane of existence


 No.162370

Well this Melbourne neetup has gone wrong.

Currently have a neet on my lap that has drank like half of his green fairy. He is singing the seekers now.

Fucking hell, he thinks water is green fairy cause I told him.

I didn't even get that fucked up yet. Literally laughing me ass off


 No.162371

>>162370

He's biting my leg now


 No.162372

Neets I need help he won't go to sleep


 No.162373

>>162372

Stick your cock in his asshole


 No.162374

>>162373

He said fuck off to your own board cuckneet


 No.162375

>>162374

I'm telling mummybot you said that


 No.162376

>>162370

Fuck sounds gory, thank God I did not attend this neetup


 No.162377

He fucking was trying to light a smoke but I wouldn't let him so he fuckijg went and turned on the stove top and there was a brown paper bag that the baileys was in and he lit it on fire and the smoke alarm went off. LMAO

Literally lol


 No.162378

Had to put out the fire with his socks on so poor him


 No.162379

Highly disturbing posts. Night Night NEETs


 No.162380

File: 9c8564022a6e2fe⋯.jpg (217.34 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, IMG_20181010_025838.jpg)

I think he's asleep. These are the remains


 No.162381

>>162380

Did you just put a jew in the oven?


 No.162382

just got back from the slavepens

might have a drink


 No.162383

He finished vomiting. He's asleep now. Just clogged the toilet twice and had to stick my hand down it a couple times. Its all flushed now. Too tired to clean up the bottom floor.

What a night. Honestly thought it was me who was gonna get this fucked up


 No.162384

Night neets


 No.162385

anyone itt


 No.162386

>>162354

>>162352

Bleak sentiments, not necessarily true ones.


 No.162387

Hello NEETS. Are literal niggers such as I allowed


 No.162388

>>162387

of course


 No.162389

>>162388

hello fellow African are you enjoying your NEET siesta


 No.162390

>>162377

>>162370

>>162380

>>162383

When I was in Year Nine I might have thought you kids were cool.


 No.162391

>>162390

you narky mother fucker


 No.162392

>>162385

Ye, reading a book.


 No.162393

>>162392

Machiavelli


 No.162394

Morning NEETs.

Quite distressed I didn't get invited to the neetup


 No.162395

File: ba49685f78961ab⋯.jpg (48.02 KB, 960x638, 480:319, 43454518_2199748366939189_….jpg)

Rise and shine NEETs and FREETers

Been talking to this girl for a week and she hit me with this

>"I just hope I don’t end up losing you, even though we’ve only spoken you for like a week, but it genuinely feels like we have known/spoke/been close friends for like ages"

I think she's infatuated with the idea of me as a genuine guy who cooks and loves animals which is basic LMAO


 No.162396

>>162395

>close friends

Sorry to hear NEETo


 No.162397

File: 9c2ccc95831c80a⋯.jpg (118.63 KB, 1152x864, 4:3, neet_meet.jpg)

>>162394

You can always just say you were the NEET on the right.


 No.162398

>>162396

Yeah sounds like it eh? Apparently she's told me shit that's taken months for some people but it's literally normie shit


 No.162399

Morning.

3 chipolatas and an egg for breakky.


 No.162400


 No.162401

>>162400

A coffee and some toast.


 No.162402

Was quite dizzy getting out of bed today


 No.162403

>>162402

drink some water


 No.162404

>>162402

could be depression


 No.162405

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.162406

>>162402

Used to happen to me all the time when I was really unfit. I have a theory my cardio-vascular system was so out of shape it couldn't supply enough blood to my brain sometimes. Got better after I did regular exercise.


 No.162407

File: 20b59ffa7d4796b⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 1400x1050, 4:3, 100_0073.jpg)

I hope spring is treating you well, neets.


 No.162408

>>162407

I have hayfever you insensitive fuck. Now get off /ausneets/, this place is reserved for white men only.


 No.162409

File: d10f8ed397a5b6a⋯.jpg (832.31 KB, 1500x1125, 4:3, 100_0074.jpg)


 No.162410

>>162409

I recognise that rug. I have always liked it.


 No.162411

>>162410

I post it for you.


 No.162412

>>162402

I sometimes see stars while taking a hot shower and fall over when I cut turn the hot water off. Also see stars if I sneeze violently and my chest hurts.


 No.162413

File: e9efb253160d4a0⋯.jpg (61.86 KB, 550x402, 275:201, 1290999796697.jpg)

>>162412

One time I blacked out while cutting down a tree.

It actually feels pretty good to be semi-conscious. It's like you're rested and tired at once and the pain of existing is only mild.


 No.162414

>>162411

Post it to me.


 No.162415

File: 1214b975c4a8731⋯.jpg (45.75 KB, 534x700, 267:350, 86810a.jpg)

Good morning friends.


 No.162416

File: fe0c84977258aab⋯.jpg (48.37 KB, 486x305, 486:305, 3-fold-cord.jpg)


 No.162417

>>162415

Good morning my friend. You are up late today.


 No.162418

>>162417

Hey buddy. My alarm went off at 5:30 and I fell back to sleep.

I even have three alarms on.


 No.162419

>>162418

Don't let it stress you out too much. Everything will work out fine.


 No.162420

File: 3df955516cc040a⋯.jpg (163.51 KB, 750x466, 375:233, escultura_romana14.jpg)

Going to go perform before the Gods.


 No.162421

>>162420

Shuck that corn mate.


 No.162422

File: 50f13d6bfca529a⋯.png (483.59 KB, 669x875, 669:875, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.162423

>>162419

I get up usually much earlier than I really have to, partly because my body is usually pretty sore and not moving right in the morning so I spend an hour or two "un-stiffening".


 No.162424

>>162423

The missus should take a short course in massage.


 No.162425

>>162422

I don't get it, what happened?


 No.162426

File: 31717b211278810⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out091890.png)

Good morning freeters and NEETs. Don't let the cold mornings get to your joints.


 No.162427

I am going to get a haircut today. I don't know what to ask for. I was looking at their facebook page and they have photos of all sorts of fancy haircuts they have done. They do those "fade" ones.

I don't feel confident enough to have a bold haircut. But I don't like looking so plain either. I don't know what to do. What should I say when they ask what I want done?


 No.162428

>>162425

Maybe people thought he looked like a poof so that was why he is really single but he is still in the closet to his mother? I don't know.


 No.162430

I was reading Hornblower last night and I found some insight into my anxiety problem from a place I didn't expect. C.S. Forester was a very good observer of people. He wrote:

>Bush was not a man sensitive to atmosphere — he was a sturdy soul philosophically prepared to do his duty in any of the difficult conditions to be expected at sea — but he could not help but be conscious of the tenseness and fear that pervaded life in the Renown. He knew that he felt dissatisfied and worried, but he did not know that these were his own forms of tenseness and fear.

Could it be that my recent dissatisfaction with the Gen and its associated culture is just an expression of my tenseness and fear? It would explain why this dissatisfaction has only come over me recently. Something I will need to give more thought to.


 No.162431

I could have sworn I just saw goatse man.


 No.162432

>>162425

She posted that her faggot son was single because of feminists, rather than single because he likes getting wonked in the poopchute by other sailors.


 No.162433

>>162426

Someone is taking your mojo Karen >>162395


 No.162434

File: 37d67ce748bd52b⋯.png (1.11 MB, 720x960, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.162435

>>162427

Short back and sides so it looks neat - say that to an old wog, he'll know what you mean.


 No.162436

>>162435

I am going to a hip and trendy barber shop this time. One of the barbers is a woman.


 No.162437

>>162436

That isn't a barber. You might catch something.


 No.162438

>>162437

She will be the one who catches something.


 No.162439

File: b67ba99926567b9⋯.jpeg (15.28 KB, 225x224, 225:224, download.jpeg)

Shuck'd it good.


 No.162440

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

While in the shower I was listening to this and outside the door my dog was singing to it it's his favourite song, he sings to it pretty much every time as long as you don't show that you are paying attention to him and woke up misso. She looked angry.


 No.162441

>>162436

She will rub her boosies on the back of your neck, you lucky dog.


 No.162442

>>162440

Did you play that song knowing the dog would wake her up? Was it an intentional act?


 No.162443

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>162442

Nah, I wasn't thinking about it, I was playing the album.


 No.162444

>>162440

Why isn't she up making you a hot breakfast?


 No.162445

>>162443

May have been a subconscious thing.


 No.162446

>>162444

Needs a good whoopin'

>>162445

We are what we are, even if it's deep down.


 No.162447

She should at least have shucked your corn for you.


 No.162448

>>162447

Could have blown his load in her cornrows.


 No.162449


 No.162450

>>162447

He could have blown his load in her cornrows.


 No.162451

File: 93372884f5541ea⋯.jpeg (8.41 KB, 311x162, 311:162, images.jpeg)

Off to face the day NEETies. Take care, Don't shuck your own corn too much or you wont have any to harvest come reaping time.


 No.162452

>>162451

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.


 No.162453

Traffic us fucked this morn


 No.162454

World mental health day today neets, so do something nice for yourself


 No.162455

File: 33fdb3320677238⋯.jpg (216.54 KB, 1167x843, 389:281, world-war-2-mens-hairstyle….jpg)

>>162427

Go for that classic, retro look.


 No.162456

>>162454

I hope Dan's has extra people on the checkout today


 No.162457

File: db6193209b76b22⋯.png (84.83 KB, 505x330, 101:66, db6193209b76b221cbcfc9d713….png)

>>162454

I can help you improve your mental health. C'mon neets, treat yourself.


 No.162458

>>162457

>>162456

Damn we're getting predictable around here.


 No.162459

Monk are you still Soebr Octnoer-ing?


 No.162460

File: caae4d447a1034c⋯.png (124.76 KB, 680x608, 85:76, apu mechanic.png)

comfy neet rain and thunder storm


 No.162461

>>162460

You definitely don't want to stand under that neet rain


 No.162462

I tie you a balloon dog, and honk your nose. You feel uncertain as to what will happen next.


 No.162463

File: 9018963cdd641cd⋯.jpg (5.1 KB, 212x191, 212:191, 1300218736510.jpg)

These last few hours have been filled with so many uninteresting posts I'm almost too tempted to post some /b/ anon who took pics of himself rubbing his dick all over this illegal mexican immigrant who he made his housecleaner.

Cheer up by the time I'm back or you're having them.


 No.162464

>>162463

>tfw the token foreigners are getting bored


 No.162465

>>162463

We don't need foreigners telling us how to run our board.


 No.162466

Saw that black guy out the front again. He saw me too. Feel so traumatised I might go to Dan's and get gooned for the rest of the day.


 No.162467

>>162464

>>162465

I spray seltzer in your face with my flower.


 No.162468

>>162466

Are you suddenly getting an inexplicable urge to watch bbc videos?


 No.162469

>>162467

I hope you fall off your unicycle.


 No.162470

>>162468

Stop projecting


 No.162471

>>162467

Not keen on this foreigner tbh


 No.162472

>>162471

He keeps clowning around.


 No.162473

File: 10c4e0a87d4f50e⋯.jpg (526.38 KB, 1920x2079, 640:693, b0a02d9486023ee2e1dcb083b4….jpg)

>>162454

Hourly reminder that today is world mental health day, so come on down to Dan's for some therapy. Karen is eager to see you!


 No.162474

>>162473

Karen must be pretty tired after a hard night of serving neets


 No.162475

File: f76a924cebfc83c⋯.jpg (50.5 KB, 800x403, 800:403, cadbury-cherry-ripe-chocol….jpg)


 No.162476

>>162459

Still going strong. It's become a bit of an after thought tbh. I'm a lot more emotionally stable I've found, not as much of a moody bitch now. Probably helps to be keeping busy too.


 No.162477

File: 6e43c5be730321e⋯.png (205.75 KB, 1631x1571, 1631:1571, 6e43c5be730321ec5f41708aac….png)

I get out of the clown car and 10 other clowns get out with me. You are certain you are going to be clown raped


 No.162478

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.162479

>>162476

Good on you.

I've found I sleep better the nights I abstain from drinking. I still can't go more than 3 or 4 days without a drink unfortunately.


 No.162480

I am back from getting my haircut. I just got the short back and sides and a bit longer on the top. It doesn't look very good, but it didn't look better before it was cut.

I have had one of those depression days where I become vague and slow. I wandered around Coles for ages and then took ages at the checkout, hesitating about how many bags I would need and only answering the checkout lady's questions after unnecessary silent periods. She must have thought I was mentally retarded. Maybe I am.

I went to Bunnings too and got all the stuff for my gardening endeavour. See if I can grow some vegetables this summer. I wandered around Bunnings for ages in a daze too.


 No.162481

>>162480

Those type of days are my slow days were I try to do as little as possible. Have you had many of these days recently?


 No.162482

>>162481

>Have you had many of these days recently?

It only happens when I go out to do something (other than going for a walk). It had been a few weeks since I'd been out.


 No.162483

>>162480

sounds like you had a productive day, and I wouldn't worry about being in a daze, with my anxiety I'm either like that or just shake the entire time I'm in the supermarket


 No.162484

>>162480

Forgot to ask what veges you have decided to grow?


 No.162485

>>162483

>a productive day

Yeah it was reasonable. I have more stuff I need to do tomorrow so I staggered my tasks over two days.


 No.162486

>>162484

I have ordered the following seeds:

WATERMELON CREAM OF SASKATCHEWAN ORGANIC

SWEET CORN SWEET WHITE F1

ROCKMELON HA-OGEN

CUCUMBER JAPANESE CLIMBING ORGANIC


 No.162487

I have $25 and I want to spend $13 on a container of butter chicken from the Indian shop across from the local supermarket. I had a nice conversation with the owner yesterday.

My family is home and they'll resent me for buying lunch for myself, but if I share then I'll have to pick up two containers, wasting all my money and only getting a tiny piece of chicken to myself.


 No.162488

>>162487

>$13 on a container of butter chicken from the Indian shop

I cannot endorse such a purchase. Too much money, questionable hygiene and food safety standards. Not worth the drama with the family.


 No.162489

Oh, and I forgot to mention:

Yesterday I saw someone trying to steal a $2 cheese roll from the supermarket self-checkout. He scanned one roll and quickly threw both of them into the bag. He was caught by the supervising wagie and they both pretended it had happened by accident.


 No.162490

>>162488

You're right. I might drive down to the supermarket and pick up something else, then sit in the car for a while and enjoy the rain. What should I buy?


 No.162491

>>162489

>He was caught by the supervising wagie

I don't steal at the self checkout (or anywhere else - disgusting behaviour) but getting busted by the person there is pretty embarrassing. It shouldn't be hard to just wait until they are not looking.


 No.162492

>>162490

>What should I buy?

Something you will enjoy. Something economical. Something for later as well. Something that will go far.


 No.162493

>>162491

I first saw this person as I was pulling into the carpark and as soon as he caught my eye I was watching him from the corner of my eye to make sure he didn't come near my car. He was dressed in an attention-grabbing pseudo-rapper outfit and walking like a gorilla, so I assume the staff either followed him around the store or kept an unusually watchful eye on him as he was checking out. Perhaps he knew there would be no real consequences.

I used to work in a retail store and we'd have a family stealing our stock every weekend like clockwork. I was assigned to follow the obese matriarch around the store and rudely observe her behavior, but at the time it was too much for a shy boy and I had to pull back after just a few minutes of uncomfortable silence.

>>162492

Tuna and rice? Chicken, marinade, frozen veggies and rice? I have a Schweppes mixer that I bought last night, I will just drink it by itself :) how is your day neet?


 No.162494

I forgot to mention that someone scraped all along the side of my car while I was in the Barber shop. They left no note. I have no idea who did it or how it happened.


 No.162495

>>162488

>Not worth the drama with the family.

When you go out to buy does everyone expect to be fed? I ask and offer to buy food but the response from other family members is generally no.


 No.162496

tfw no gf


 No.162497

>>162493

You should get a nice Cornish pasty.


 No.162498

>>162494

That's pretty dog m8. I saw some old bag once reverse into the back of a car after attempting an 8 point reverse park to the curb. It was only cosmetic damage and I didn't want to get involved in the incident as I had an appointment.

Were you parked within the lines?


 No.162499

File: caf3947762a8713⋯.gif (589.41 KB, 175x170, 35:34, fded191298190784523b3b3784….gif)

NEETS SEND HELP!

I didnt do my job report, and i just called the job cunts and she said that i just need to email the 20 jobs i've applied for.

BUT I HAVETN APPLIED FOR 20 JOB

i can easily smash out 20 applications on seek quickly. Will it matter, if I applied today? can they check or na>?


 No.162500

18 degrees today in Shitbourne, I am yet to respond to the message from the gook


 No.162501

File: 20e80832b2ed8df⋯.jpg (206.77 KB, 1025x686, 1025:686, 20e80832b2ed8df79be68ac6c6….jpg)

>>162480

Come on down to Dan's for world mental health day - we can treat your depression, our friendly staff are trained to deal with the mentally retarded, and our products will give you a real daze to be proud of.


 No.162502

>>162498

>Were you parked within the lines?

Yes I was. It wasn't in a car park it was on a street.


 No.162503

>>162499

bruhs please can i lie about this shit


 No.162504

>>162501

Drugs and alcohol make all mental health problems worse.


 No.162505

>>162503

Yes you can lie all you like they don't check anything.


 No.162507

>>162502

That sucks, if it was in front of a shop it might be worth asking if they witnessed it or have footage of the incident.


 No.162508

>>162507

I looked around to see if there were any cameras covering it but there weren't.


 No.162509

I had a grilled chicken an avocado salad for lunch it was pretty good.


 No.162510

File: 781a179c27c9f65⋯.jpg (81.23 KB, 793x645, 793:645, mirrorpepe.jpg)

I didn't like how I looked in the mirror at the barber's. We are able to delude ourselves into thinking we look okay when we use a familiar mirror, but as soon as we catch a glimpse of ourselves in an unfamiliar one or see ourselves in a photo, reality comes crashing down.

I feel so depressed my brain is telling me to give up on self improvement altogether and just go back to being a complete shut-in.


 No.162511

>>162510

You'll feel even worse if you give up


 No.162512


 No.162513

>>162510

>reality comes crashing down

I disagree with this. What is reality neet? You have already experinced a shift in your reality via the different mirrors. That barbers mirror isnt reality and your mirror isnt reality. How others see you is different to both and it will be very hard to figure out how they see you.

Remember that its just your brains reaction to how you look, with me its depended on mood, time etc. Sometime i think fuck, i look cool, other times i wonder who is this ugly bald cunt.

Improve if you want to, go shut in if you want. Its up to you, but self improvement has felt better for me.


 No.162514

>>162480

There's two weeks between a good and a bad haircut.

Walking around bunnings in a daze is how it's supposed to be done


 No.162515

Fucking suck of this job after only 2 weeks

They haven't even mentioned training me for the 'tech support' role they employed me for.

I am not a fucking Indian data entry myob monkey. Fuck this


 No.162516

>>162486

I am keen to see how the corn goes


 No.162517

>>162515

Can you open a .myox file for me? I'll flick you twenty bucks


 No.162518

>>162515

Let pajeet take his time, then you have an excuse for not getting your shit done


 No.162519

>>162515

Try and find what positives you can in the situation. Don't let bitterness and negativity consume you, that will just make things worse.


 No.162520

>>162516

If it is like my other garden projects it will probably not go very well. But we will see.


 No.162521

>>162518

>>162515

I misread your post.

It's called "on the job training", basically no training


 No.162522

>>162515

Shit on the floor.


 No.162523

>>162494

What a shitcunt


 No.162524

>>162522

Snort loudly and frequently.


 No.162525

I've been in this job for about 100 days now.

Spent $18 at hungry jacks but now I'm regretting it.


 No.162526

>>162525

>100 days

Congratulations mate. A huge achievement. You are an inspiration.

>Spent $18 at hungry jacks but now I'm regretting it

Stay thrifty, save those wagebux. Spending money doesn't bring the same slow steady satisfaction that saving it does. Spending is for plebs who do not understand these things.


 No.162527

>>162524

all good pajeets can do this from birth


 No.162528

File: b5aa3e0279f9a37⋯.jpeg (50.66 KB, 650x488, 325:244, ultimate_cheeseburger.jpeg)

>>162525

You get an ultimate angus burger meal?


 No.162529

>>162515

>Fucking suck of this

NZneet?


 No.162530

I have got that psychologist appointment tomorrow. I scheduled it back when I was having my anxiety crisis. I am feeling a bit better now but I still hope there is something that can come out of it. Hopefully he can point my mind in a fresh direction and get me away from all these depressing thoughts.


 No.162531

>>162529

Monk I'm guessing.


 No.162532

>>162339

Adderall or Buproprion or both like I'm on.


 No.162533

Probably going to get a job at the local grocery store, my sister works in another branch and gets a referal bonus if I get the job. I don't think I will have to do checkout so no normie interactions.


 No.162534

>>162533

Good luck mate. Sounds like a good job.


 No.162535

>>162533

good to hear m8


 No.162536

>>162532

>Adderall

I don't think we have it in Australia - we have the related dexamphetamine, but it's not easy to get.


 No.162537

good afternoon sweetNEETs. been away from the board for about 4 months. i miss it.

people that say no computer or limit vidya or whatever will increase happiness are just happy dumb people. it doesnt matter what you do if you're a depressed piece of shit.

im back to working again. taking all my time. money is money but time. i want time. at least its not a corporate gig and work from home.

how are you guys?


 No.162538

>>162536

>I don't think we have it in Australia - we have the related dexamphetamine, but it's not easy to get.

adderall is dexamphetamine - its just the US brand name for the derivative.


 No.162539

>>162537

>at least its not a corporate gig and work from home.

Are you the search engine term NEET?

>how are you guys?

Good, I hope you have been well.


 No.162540

>>162537

Hello mate. Which NEET are you?


 No.162541

>>162538

I thought adderall was a slow release variant of dex?

>>162537

>i miss it

You'll be happy to know it's just as shit as always.


 No.162542

>>162540

im cryptoNEET - a NEET never admitted formally to the council, never added to the top 20. briefly named long ago and affirmed by NK, but im a NEET yet to received formal ascension and therefore although i consider myself cryptoNEET as dubbed, it's never been formally recognised.


 No.162543

>>162541

>I thought adderall was a slow release variant of dex?

it has modified release versions, just as the DEX, but adderall as referred to in pop culture etc is literally dexamphetamine: pharmaSPEED.

>You'll be happy to know it's just as shit as always.

yep - looks cooked. glad to be home. working from home has just fucked me up more and you cunts fucking get it.

how are you m(7+1)?


 No.162544

>>162538

Adderall is a mix of several different amphetamines.


 No.162545

>>162539

>Are you the search engine term NEET?

no

>Good, I hope you have been well.

im alive and still dreaming of tasmanian communes.


 No.162546

File: 6c16cef763e9d4b⋯.jpg (61.78 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ninja_neets.jpg)

>>162542

You're a ninjaNEET. One of many of unamed neets. A blade in the dark, a shadow in the night. We are legion.


 No.162547

>>162546

for now. i was so close to being formally recognised by the NEETcouncil that it hurt, but those do not come lightly


 No.162548

>>162544

yes and no. any chemist would be happy to say that adderall and STRAYA dexies are near enough to being identical.

to put it another way - if you moved here from burgerland the DR would migrate you to dexies


 No.162549

File: d52cb349e1c2827⋯.png (69.47 KB, 575x419, 575:419, d93d20ffb37db2566f50806d35….png)

>>162547

Many are called. Few are chosen. Even fewer bother to turn up.


 No.162550

>>162549

Very few pass the hazing ritual.


 No.162551

>>162517

Why can't you open it?


 No.162552

Australia Post haven't delivered the express post parcel that was due today. Fucking niggers.


 No.162553

We have to keep fighting it NEETs. Don't give in. Don't surrender.


 No.162554

>>162552

If it was sent via a merchant account they won't allow for next day delivery if it wasn't in their hands before lodgement the business day before with that initial received scan/bulk lodgement. Australia Post will not also honor this guarantee for merchants who bulk buy satchels or use their online services. Only customers who buy a satchel or lodge it in store will receive the Next day guarantee. Australia Post is a very sneaky merchant.


 No.162555

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Become refreshed!


 No.162556

>>162554

Their own tracking said it was in their hands at 3pm yesterday and was on schedule for delivery today.

The sender is in Gympie and I'm in Adelaide, so I'm not totally surprised they fucked up, but that's beside the point.


 No.162557

>>162556

Make a complaint, both are within the Express delivery zone and see if you can something out of it.


 No.162558

>>162557

won't be worth it. will just be unsatisfying. such low money amounts and they are a monopoly.


 No.162559

>>162557

>>162558

Yeah, it's not worth the effort.

I paid for it, but it was the sender who actually went to the post office and purchased a satchel or whatever. So AP will only deal with them (as their customer).

I'm not that fussed about 24 hour turnaround, I just wanted it to be here before the weekend.


 No.162560

Another incredibly frustrating hour long trip home from the slave pen. Must have cost me a lot in petrol because I had my foot to the floor at almost every red light. Bunch of fucking chink savages were blocking my way in the supermarket I almost spat the dummy and gave em a handful of my pent up traffic rage. $4.90/kg for fucking bananas.

Almost stopped and bought some darts in some kind of angry protest.

FUCK


 No.162561

File: 27fba48af32b45a⋯.png (274.64 KB, 1775x1534, 1775:1534, 1475060951461.png)

>>162560

have a ciggy


 No.162562

>>162560

You need to calm down.

>>162561

These sort of posts are not funny.


 No.162563

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>162562

>These sort of posts are not funny.

Correct, he should've told him to go to Dan's instead.


 No.162564

File: 73f92162169ae97⋯.jpg (50.57 KB, 800x450, 16:9, smokem.jpg)


 No.162565

>>162560

I feel you brosef.

I pushed over some chinks at a buffet in New Zealand when I visited one night.


 No.162566

File: a41282002f4f9bd⋯.png (150.39 KB, 1060x902, 530:451, just one wont hurt.png)

>>162562

I thought it was fairly amusing. Just light one up and relax please.


 No.162567


 No.162568

Fuck sake, this "pumpkin seed" meme flavour bread I got on special tastes like shit.

Ah well, at least I have the day off tomorrow. I'm gonna get a haircut. And look for a different job.


 No.162569

>>162568

There are only two types of bread: white bread and rustic white bread.


 No.162570

>>162567

I had other Aussie boomers praising me the next day. Mummybot wasn't happy, but had to lighten up when she saw my grass roots support.


 No.162571

File: 1b1705a8cacac81⋯.gif (156.61 KB, 482x800, 241:400, 1b1.gif)

>>162570

>Aussie boomers praising me the next day

Well done.


 No.162572

>>162560

Darts would cost more per kilo. Smoke them bananas.


 No.162573

>>162570

As a boomer I say well done m8


 No.162574

>>162572

you need to dry the skins out first


 No.162575

File: 1420d452a395de0⋯.jpg (111.61 KB, 1400x932, 350:233, sicario2.jpg)

Watching Sicario 2, a movie with pretty landscapes where white guys spend a lot of time shooting mexicans for reasons I can't really be bothered trying to understand. Did any neets ever imagine themselves being bad motherfucker special forces soldiers when you teenagers?


 No.162576

>>162575

That was never a fantasy of mine.


 No.162577

>>162560

>>162562

you're alright cunt

>>162562

have a goon please


 No.162578

>>162575

briefly, but realised no country is worth dying for. the cunts making decisions aren't risking themselves


 No.162579

File: 8a30488331cdba0⋯.png (1.61 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, Image-14.png)

File: 680fe2aac282343⋯.png (2.2 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, Image-13.png)

Lamb rack and a bread roll for dinner, lads.


 No.162580

>>162579

very nice


 No.162581

>>162580

danke schoen


 No.162582

>>162579

Looks pretty good. Some would want their lamb a bit pinker in the centre.


 No.162583

>>162582

Not a big fan of pink bits (lol).

I'll order a steak medium-well if I'm out with others to save them time, but I prefer well done.


 No.162584

>>162583

Me too - I'm paranoid about food safety, and don't really find undercooked meat to be all that tasty.


 No.162585

>>162584

I suspect the raw meat meme stems from shitty cuts or preparation.

You can cook something well done and it can still be tender.


 No.162586

File: 8c91051cba597e4⋯.jpg (66.5 KB, 480x347, 480:347, 1284321462223.jpg)

>>162475

I've voted on these candidates:

>Jair Bolsonaro - President

>Romeu Zema - Governor

>Coronel Lacerda - Senator 1

>null vote - Senator 2

>General Mário Araújo - Federal Deputy

>Caio Bellote - State Deputy

2nd turn I'm repeating whatever needs repeating, I don't know if just the president vote is going to the 2nd turn, and I don't really care since I have no trouble remembering everyone's number so I'll figure it out when the time comes. Currently I'm spending a lot of time telling the niggercattle that the worker's party, the communist party and all the socialist parties are all favorable to faggotry, hoping they lose their votes, as faggots are what brazillians hate the most after criminals.


 No.162587

File: c2d2dbccf27b82c⋯.jpg (110.99 KB, 599x399, 599:399, steak.jpg)

yum, the only way to have a steak


 No.162588

>>162585

I was also asked once in a fancy restaurant how I wanted the pork cooked. This shows the current generation of wait staff don't even know which types of meat are supposed to be cooked completely vs red meats.


 No.162589

>>162588

Pork these days is fine served pink


 No.162590

>>162589

Enjoy your intestinal parasite.


 No.162591

>>162587

Yay, room temperature steak!


 No.162592

File: 004de77d26265ae⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 119.13 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, cute lewd anime grill.jpg)

>>162589

The pig is too filthy an animal and there are too many diseases that use it as a host, not happening.


 No.162593

>>162586

President vote is going to second round as he didn't clear 50%


 No.162594

>>162589

Australian pork is safe - our part of the world doesn't have the worms that infect pigs. However, if you go to the supermarket you'll often see meat that is made from 'local and imported ingredients' - where the imported part is the meat.


 No.162595

>>162594

What's the bet you can import a pork loin from fuck-know's-where cheaper than from an Australian farmer?


 No.162596

File: 4d6d6ec27dc4d82⋯.gif (3.8 KB, 452x523, 452:523, 4d6.gif)

>>162592

I suspect I know what ethnicity you are now my friend.


 No.162597

>>162596

He could be a filthy muslim or an uptight buddhist


 No.162598

>>162594

You only get imported pork in already cooked products. Stuff like ham. We do not import fresh pork.


 No.162599

>>162598

>Trusting foreigners to properly prepare ham.

Enjoy your intestinal parasite.


 No.162600

>>162590

>>162599

For some reason I have an irrational desire to scratch my arse


 No.162601

Chicken and rice for dinner.

Again


 No.162602

File: 0009e0b6f82e0fc⋯.png (1.74 MB, 966x1346, 483:673, Bringer of Civilization.png)

>>162599

Actually, anglos are the ones who can't into meat, and food in general.


 No.162603

Just saw a 7 news story about that LOTR director colourising a bunch of WWI footage and employing lip readers to subtitle stuff where they could. Looked good.


 No.162604

>>162601

Shit and beans.

Again.


 No.162605

>>162601

Chicken and rice is always good.


 No.162606

>>162602

It is rude to attend any party without a bag of goodies and/or booze.


 No.162607

>>162603

Yeah I saw some of that on reddit a few months ago. Looks like it should be very interesting.


 No.162608

>>162604

Stale moldy bread and water.

Again.


 No.162609

>>162599

Imported pork is mostly from the Netherlands I think.


 No.162610

>>162607

7 was cutting between black and white and the colourised version mid-clip. Looks like they've done a good job vs the old colourisation.


 No.162611

File: b35af42d9de1689⋯.png (54.99 KB, 253x199, 253:199, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.162612

>>162610

It isn't just colourised they have also changed the speed to get rid of that choppy weird old-timey click click click movie reel pace.


 No.162613

>>162612

Ah ok. Trust 7 to half-report the facts.


 No.162614

>>162612

I think that was more the hand-cranked stuff btw.


 No.162615

>>162614

Whatever it is it has been fixed so it looks natural now.


 No.162616

>>162612

>>162614

Yeah, nobody can hand-crank something at a perfectly even speed, so old movies speed up and slow down.

That will be interesting to see, the emu war footage would be great.


 No.162617

>>162616

>the emu war footage would be great

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.162618

>>162616

>>162617

well bantered by the way, you cunt


 No.162619

File: 4a1246d5031b4db⋯.jpg (201.08 KB, 529x544, 529:544, p6rppwt.jpg)


 No.162620

File: 92ee2e4f71d7158⋯.jpg (25.7 KB, 380x380, 1:1, 1509282967001.jpg)

getting absolutely fucken rocketted cunts


 No.162621

>>162620

Unce Addy, no!


 No.162622

File: 4897e5b4c3ff940⋯.jpg (132.19 KB, 1000x842, 500:421, 4897e5b4c3ff9409733a60c44a….jpg)

>>162620

have fun, i'm done with that shit after 8 years.


 No.162623

>>162622

onya, fren.


 No.162624

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.162625

>>162622

Well done mate.


 No.162626

>>162613

All the tv stations do that, if you want the facts these days you have to go looking and not rely on one source


 No.162627

>>162626

Fell in a psychological heap today and now I am getting chest pains. Could they have a psychological cause? I have felt wretched all day.


 No.162628

>>162627

First guess would be a Tumor?


 No.162629

Wanking to my ex-gf again

I need to backup these files and put it in a safety deposit box


 No.162630

>>162628

It's not a toomah.


 No.162631

>>162629

You need to delete them.


 No.162632


 No.162633

>>162629

I offered to encrypt these for you.


 No.162634

The Council is still awaiting the Poojeeta sex tapes for private viewing and assessment.


 No.162635

>>162634

Council meeting should be interesting tomorrow night


 No.162636

NK hasnt posted a pic yet.

He's been going hard on the Dan this week. Should we be worried?


 No.162637

>>162635

I won't be attending, I am tired of being used and abused, and my arse is still not healed from last week


 No.162638

>>162636

NK has the boong genes he will not die until he is in his 40s and his kidneys give out.


 No.162639

File: b172e47b1a09811⋯.jpg (35.67 KB, 256x378, 128:189, Jacobsladderposter.jpg)

Last night I watched Jacob's Ladder. A very surreal movie, I can really see where some of the inspiration for Silent Hill comes from.


 No.162640

>>162639

>A very surreal movie

Was it any good?


 No.162642

>>162636

The Victorians may have got him, I had a bad feeling after seeing that VB pic


 No.162643

whoever makes the new thread Don't forget to include the link to the new thread on this one


 No.162644

stop shit posting so they can link the new thread people


 No.162645

>>162601

At least it's not tuna and rice


 No.162646

New Thread: >>162641

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