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File: 4752e1891834a2b⋯.jpg (28.81 KB, 540x540, 1:1, pepepig.jpg)


I love getting porked for dinner. Or any meal really.

Old Thread: >>161889




>tfw no eyenose





It's a bit slow, and the overall story is a bit simple, but the atmosphere and visuals were enough for me to ultimately enjoy it.




Horrible Pepe



Someone says that every thread.



We haven't had a good pepe since 167


Monk, NK and Cruisy get in a fight

Who wins


i hate myslef


NK get on the VBs instead




Lucky you don't h8 yourself.






Monk wins he is a big angry cunt and the other two are soft.



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Who is Myslef?



NK is always hard




You need to change your lifestyle and stop doing the things that make you hate yourself.



I think tat's a drunk myself


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bing images delivers


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I can't wait for alcohol free goon



He looks like a neet



Same aisle. Comes in bottles.




absolutely disgusting



Goon free goon is already sold at most supermarkets or at least it does in my area.



That's what my comment was aluding to. The pictured can is sold by Woolworths.



An aberration



gook tunes every day nigger neets



He is part of the reason why I went with the nigger misso.


Those pics are years old.


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That is what he wants you to do.


You need to make sure the soil is fairly deep and soft



Nah I got a hunger tamers box with a double whopper with cheese and an iced coffee


I used to hate that shit, you'd book it when you are in a real bad way and by the time you get there you have settled. This is why you need a diary.



I stayed back for an hour and a half playing pool and had the roads almost to myself. I wish I worked til 6:30





I can sense your aura and your lust for the sacrament.



I am not keen on hypothetical's

Only one real way to find out, his polo would have more than coffee stains on it.

NK would be the real threat, he'd be dirty.



You are doing well and soon you will come to enjoy the rage.


I had my foot in the door with the recruitment arm of both the army and BAE when I was 16, the army even told me about some loophole where I could start at 17 and finish my schooling at duntroon. I wanted to be a diesel fitter in the forces.

But alas, the universe had other plans.

And yeah, I wanted to kill and die for my country or for whatever reason I had in my head.


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Misso drinks fronti. She tried it at a wedding and loves it.



Absolutely divine.


kosher /fit/izen meal



Or post them.


That's a pretty good film.



OK, would prefer more aboringals ones.


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Catch up is complete and I am here by myself.


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Hello neets



I am here mate. I am just about to go to bed though. It is good to have you back.





YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.




Really going to bed or "going to bed" then spying on us all?



How has your day been?



Nobody in history has ever used that phrase unironically. Don't be the first.


miss krautchan so much



Really going to bed. The depression that hit today has really taken it out of me. I just want to lie down and put my face in the pillow.


It has been a tough day. Felt like a zombie. Lots of negative thoughts. Hopefully I snap out of it tomorrow.



No you don't. Kacey was shit.



I am sorry that you have had a hard day, anything set it off?



>anything set it off?

Not really. I hadn't been out of the house in ages and it hit me hard for some reason. I spent ages just wandering around Coles in a daze. And things got worse from there. I need to get out more often I think to desensitise myself to shit. Taking Doggo for walks doesn't do it because I don't interact with anyone.

Anyway, how was your day?


fuckin poofs get a room


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I love those old shoops.

No amount of modern "it's another Wojack, but he's making a new expression" OC can compare.


You neets cum in your pants or in a tissue?



fuck you



>cum in your pants

People don't actually do that do they? I thought the cumdies were just a meme.






Come in to the room with us.



There you go again. Stop watching those videotapes.



Reasonable I guess, just work.

The more you do it the better it will get. Bunnings is a good idea because you will find other weirdo's there, most of them are boomer tradies. Most of those guys are as strange as the NEETs here.



Corn shuckin' NEET


Terrible advice, Bunnings is a place all NEETs should avoid. It has one of the worse fake smile ratings of all Australian retail stores imo



Learn from them, it is a tool that will save you in the outside.



polish that turd


Fungal infection showing no signs of healing.



Go see Dr Pajeet.


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I am off to bed for real.

Goodnight Valued NEET. I feel a bit better after talking with you. You are such an outstanding person. Thank you for everything you have done for me.



See a proper doctor, get a sample sent off to the lab for identification.



I have done nothing for you self-sufficient NEET, you are the master of your story and you need to take responsibility for all the effort and improvement in your life, not just the lesser qualities. You are making it and you have done it by yourself. Be proud.



Also, good night dear friend, sleep tight.




Dr Pajeet can do that for a lot less.


om a worthless piece of shit



When i was a young lad fresh to the masturbation world I did that a few times due to some countdown calculation errors


I like Bunnings now that they have self serve checkouts. Wouldn't trust a single one of their employees to give advice though tbh, they all seem lazy and inept



Be careful that you don't get bottled and turned into jenkum.


File: 2209dfe347b4093⋯.jpg (1.28 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-10-10 18.34.08.jpg)

Well got my retard drugs, gonna be hanging outside gas stations at night sucking dicks in no time



I look forward to it



You'll master a technique were you won't spill a drop of cum.



If you pop 4 at once you can fap for 5 hours straight and not cum. But real talk, only take them on days you need them, otherwise you will get hooked and build a tolerance. I hate amps, I want to be me even when me is an unproductive bastard. There's no point unless I do things myself you know?



Do you really need them when you have those VBs left?



Amphetamine fueled rape sessions.



I drank the rest of those, gonna use them like a good boy since I'm not a speed freak but they will come in handy for when I'm tired during rape sessions


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Welcome to the gang.



I worry about you, I hope you stay sane. Please just drink of the weekend and try not to use them too much.


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>download 44GB movie over the course of 2 weeks due to lack of seeders

>renaming subs to match the filename

>accidentally forget the extension and overwrite the movie with the subs


Been a 10/10 day today, neets


Day 10, any soctober neets still in the running?



I had one can on Sunday


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Good night friends.


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Found the Melbourne neet up





>NK on dexys

No bodily orfice in the Joondalup area will go unviolated now



I've already called up joondalup hospital to expect mass rape casualties, and if I have any power left over I'll rampage and loot dans



Just buy the dvd



No, because buying digital goods is communism.


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I am rather disturbed at this threat of looting of my Joondalup outlet, needless to say I will be waiting out the front with my iron bar ready to strike down any looters


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I'll come with an army of abos

The goon will ours!


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>sperged the fuck out at a client on Airtasker for not giving me a perfect rating

>he sends me $20 for guilt-bux

Any neets want to start an intimidation racket with me?



Time is money and it sounds like you lost a lot of time



Is cash the only thing we are allowed to extort?


Good night devious scheming neets



We can stand over neets for their psychiatric meds as well



goodnight pure innocent neet



Give me his address and I'll tap his financial potential


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Intimidation is for niggers.

Learn jewing.


Quiet night tonight.


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I'm worried I have diabetes. Needing to piss a lot is a symptom of diabeetus, but I also do drink a lot of water. Is drinking 1.5-2L of water in a short amount of time then needing to piss within 30-40 minutes normal? Sorry if this sounds retarded, just worried since I do have a sweet tooth and diabetes runs in my family. I have made plenty of failed attempts at ending my sugar addiction.



Go to a doctor probably, diabetes ain't so bad heaps of abos have it and live short and unproductive lives



>sweet tooth

>drinks lots of water

You got diabetes, m8. Time to go to the doctor, and this time not doctor Dan.



>doctor Dan

I don't drink thankfully.


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He needs 4l of goon stat



Drot Dan.


Time to go to bed. Night Night NEETs


Having a few drinks


How did you pull it off? All I can think of is feigning narcolepsy


anyone itt


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Yeah, managed to fuck up another video file, I bet it's the lack of food.



Do your parents ever give you a few bucks?


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No, but I loot daddybot's wallet and he's too dumb to tell.



I used to do that all the time to mummybot when I was a teenager.

What do you spend it on? hue neet snacks?



Either brazillian street food or I gather enough and go to a restaurant.

It doesn't happen too often, daddybot has a tight grip on money and doesn't carry much.



Should I have another beer?



Should you not?


Morning all.

Made a lamb and gravy roll with the leftover lamb rack.



probably not


nice breaky

I'm microwaving a pastie right now



What happens if you microwave beer?




Careful. That's going to trigger at least one NEET.



Nothing good.


Morning neets. Feel damn sleepy this morning.




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>microwave beer

He turns British which is bad



Good morning my friend.


What are the alternatives to monogamy?

Polygamy: Having more than one spouse at the same time

Polygyny: One man, many female partners

Polyandry: One woman, many male partners

Polyamory: Having more than one open romantic relationship at a time

'Ethical' non-monogamy: With agreement and consent from all involved, exploring love and sex with multiple people

Swinging: Generally casual sex without commitment

Monogamish: "A relationship that is mostly monogamous, but occasionally exceptions are made for sexual play" [Urban Dictionary]

Singlism: Negative stereotypes directed at people who are not 'seriously' coupled

Unicorn: Single person who has sex with couples.

Don't ask don't tell (DADT): A couple who agree to intimacy outside of the relationship, but don't share information about that intimacy with each other.




I have that psychologist appointment at 8:30. Feeling a bit rushed. I will need to get out and take doggo for his walk soon.



The ABC can't distinguish between degenerate middle class fads and things which are of real interest to the people of this country.



NK is a unicorn



What's got you down cruisey



Old mate is having a rough time, hope he feels better soon.



Well I doubt they'd do an article on going to Dan's



Why is possum so mean to dear cruisey



How're you neet



He wants singlism when I'm a polyamory



Good mate, bit cold and sore but alright. Yourself?


I am taking Doggo for his walk Back in 45 minutes.


I am throwing out those videotapes. I know where you keep them.




Same old



more pics of doggo plz


It's my day off, starting it with a nice relaxed want sesh


Wank sesh* fuck


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Don't get up set if when you come around unannounced and find someone else here.






Fuck sesh wank


Goon blow bang


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Time to satisfy the harem.


Dan neet god



It's worse than that. They're actively promoting this sort of depravity to destroy the family unit. All part of the plan, as per the Frankfurt School, etc.



Who has seen this grand plan?


File: 7200d0c35480425⋯.png (2.62 MB, 4621x2914, 4621:2914, ClipboardImage.png)


1. The creation of racism offences.

2. Continual change to create confusion

3. The teaching of sex and homosexuality to children

4. The undermining of schools’ and teachers’ authority

5. Huge immigration to destroy identity.

6. The promotion of excessive drinking

7. Emptying of churches

8. An unreliable legal system with bias against victims of crime

9. Dependency on the state or state benefits

10. Control and dumbing down of media

11. Encouraging the breakdown of the family



Were do the aboriginals fit into this plan?


Quite nervous about my exam today NEETs



Have you studied?



I've tried quite hard to catch up but I'm still a bit behind. I think I will manage.

I've been studying of a morning which is something I've never done before. Next semester will be different I'm quite sure.


Doggo and I are back. Now I need to take a shower. I don't think I will shave. I shaved yesterday. Fuck it.



You live and learn. Each semester gets easier relative to the changes of the previous semester.



Everything but monogamy is cuckoldry and heretical, and the people who practice these alternatives should receive the death penalty.



I don't think you are in a position to talk.


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Good morning freeters and NEETs. You have chosen a good OP image.



>Everything but monogamy is cuckoldry and heretical

Polygyny is good for white men to practice against other races.



Rape followed by murder is better still.


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I sincerely hope all you NEETs have a fucking great day. Don't waste it.



ol' dirty tonsils skank poster skipped my good morning


The shower is done, now I need to write out my shopping and to do lists, get dressed and go.

I have missed posts, I am not used to this feeling. I am sorry I will have to catch up later. Is this what it is like for wagies every day? How I admire them for being able to cope. I have lived such a lazy life.


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The unicorn is NK



lol that is a nice one mate.



The infamous second penis is on his head.



Thanks matey.



Good on you for getting out there.

Say hello to two strangers.


Time for the wage.

Take care sweet NEETs.



Take care, o great bringer of NEETdom.


Another beautiful day in Bestbourne, I'm wearing shorts today.



Nice pants, son. Are they short longs or long shorts?


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I'm listening to the doors songs while reading fortunes.

Never predicted it would all be like this.



Have a banana


19 degrees today in Shitbourne, have to go into uni today, not too pleased about that, I hate going there and seeing people with social lives and even relationships while I rot away


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On the bright side I did see this poster of NK at the train station, wish me luck at uni NEETs, I'm going in now



Study in "the cloud" like me. I find I'm actually more productive compared to going in and dealing with parking/catching the bus and sitting in a lecture theater.



Such a happy aboriginal man who got given new medication.



Good luck.



I just used to waste time and get distracted when I studied at home. Then I dropped out and got to dedicate all my time to sitting at home in front of the computer.



>dedicate all my time to sitting at home in front of the computer

Wanking and gooning?



Hey, don't stereotype and demean my chosen lifestyle. I do more than just that - I binge eat and play vidya as well.



My apologies for using stereotypes.


The one day in the past year I have to come into uni and there's some fucking event on and I can't find a park



What's the meaning to life, NEETs? Is it an endless struggle to find happiness? Is there something more? I'm feeling nihilistic and unmotivated right now.


Unlucky, better luck next year.


KFC for lonch


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Plenty of parking when you pop by.


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All those gainz


Australia Post still doesn't have yesterday's express post package as being out for delivery, only "delayed" and I can't open a missing item claim on their shitty website.



Ring them up, something may have happened to it.



NEETs dont like telephones..


So many hot birds at uni



Which reminds me, somebody phoned me this morning and immediately apologised saying they knew I didn't like talking on the phone. Was nice of them.



Coles and Woolies also sell $10 hot birds.



Use Twotter then.



Can you tweet them for me? I'm banned and don't want to register another account.



It's called the university being open. Crazy as it sounds, there are some students who actually go to class.


…but you guys knew this whole crypto-currency thing was just another scam by jewish insiders to take money from fools who think they're "investing", right?



Everytime I read about a neet getting stuff delivered, I want to order something online too. I just can't think of anything worth spending the precious neetbux on.



This was just a couple of Chicago screws. I don't need them until Tuesday, but I paid $7 for express postage to avoid precisely the problem I'm having now with blown out delivery times.



They will probably ask me for your personal information and I don't feel comfortable sharing that on my account. Just make an account with an obscure password and stay logged in until you get a response, then sign out. When you need access to the account just reset the password and log in again to help stop you from getting banned.



Envy and bitterness will rot you away faster than anything else.



>Is it an endless struggle to find happiness?

There will be periods of happiness and periods of sorrow. There is no "permanent" happiness for anyone. We must all struggle valiantly on and get what we can from the experience. Take each day as it comes and appreciate what is there for us.


Took half of a 5mg dexy like the psych said, don't feel too different… Dry mouth



It's alright. The system now let me lodge a complaint. Probably because it's after midday.



It made me more paranoid, more physically energetic, less social, less creative, less impulsive and less lazy.



Oh, and the dry throat thing too. People could barely understand me when I tried to talk.



Does drinking fix it?


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Not really



So utterly predictable.


it looks sunny out through the crack in the curtains


I am back from seeing the psychologist. Saying all my thoughts out loud was weird I am so used to just thinking them or typing them out on here. I felt more like a crazy person saying everything out loud. Like my thoughts were not as solid and sensible as I had thought they were.

The psychologist said he was impressed with my progress since we started and we decided not to have any more sessions unless I have another crisis. he gave me his email address and told me to let him know how I get on in the future.


Cruisey I am going to have to postpone our meet up again. I am so sorry. I feel like a flake or like you will think I just string you along but don't really intend to do it. That is not the case. I am sorry I have been like this about it.

I am just not up to it right now. I don't think I would make a very good impression on you in my current state. I will let you know when I am feeling better. Hopefully it will not be too long. Definitely before the end of the year.



Well done, good to hear that you are making progress and that you did have a positive outcome from keeping the appointment.


>Mobile rings

>Some chink female tells me she is from Telstra and my internet is going to be cut off for 15 days

>Say "fuck off you chink cunt" and hang up

>Remember I'm the office




Too depressed to meet up?



>Remember I'm the office

How many people heard you? Best not to repeat what was said and pretend it was a momentary lapse in your caring nature.



I am too depressed and anxious to be able to have confidence that I will make a good showing of myself if you understand what I mean.

I don't want Cruisey to view me as some sort of sad case to be charitable towards. And that is all I could present as right now. The depression turns me into a miserable cunt. I don't want Cruisey to see me like this. It is bad enough he has witnessed all the embarrassing shit I have been writing on here since I started losing it a few weeks ago.


Reckon I might've failed that exam NEETs.

Feel like giving up tbh



Wait and see mate. It is often the case that we do better than expected once the papers are marked.



That's great news m8! Now you can do the subject again, and procrastinate having to get a job another 6 months.



probably 2 or 3



Was it multiple choice, short answer questions or long answer questions?


That's fine, shit happens. Just say these people have been abusive to you on the phone if anyone bring it up. Give yourself a reason as to why you were abusive towards them.



They were trying to defraud me.

2 of the 3 are foreigners anyway. If they can't speak English properly they can't be hearing it properly either.



>If they can't speak English properly they can't be hearing it properly either.

That's the way, blame it on their proficiency of English. Good work.



Thank you, friend. Nothing wrong with your English!


Someone knocked on my door. I peeked out the curtain. I only saw them from behind. Some fat female holding a notepad. I just assumed she was trying to sell something so I didn't open the door.

I hope it wasn't actually something important.


I got charged $25 to get a new battery put in my watch. What a rip off I was expecting $10 or so.



Doubt it, 5 minutes in I realised I was pretty fucked


Multiple choice and short answers. If I don't get over 40% I fail too.



You can usually change your own watch batteries if you know how to get the back off without damaging anything. Supermarket and Reject Shop sell watch batteries once you know the type you need.



What was the subject matter?



Always ask for an estimate upfront. I too have experienced this with my watch batteries and if you have an estimate upfront you have a starting price to bargain it down, especially if they took their time doing it.


>Multiple choice and short answers.

There is hope. I wouldn't be too doubtful of not passing. Short answers from a markers perspective will be pretty vague answers since you don't have as much time to think of a thought out response, so unless you were completely off I don't think you would fail. If it the majority was long answer questions, then you're fucked but you can away with half-assessing multiple choice and short answer questions unless the content is very specific requiring a very specific answer.



>if you know how to get the back off without damaging anything

That is the problem my watch is very valuable and getting the case off is difficult. I didn't want to risk trying it myself. I would have had to buy a special tool first as well.



>ask for an estimate upfront.

I should have. I was dealing with the jeweller's Asian wife and I couldn't understand her very well so I just sort of went with things.



The short answers were fucking hard. The one worth most marks I couldn't answer, the rest I just talked out my ass, I felt like having a spaz and walking out. All the stuff I spent time studying from the example exams of previous years wasnt present on this one. Very disheartening

The topic was computer networks. Couldn't even remember how to calculate a network address even though I've done it before plenty bod times. My kind always goes to shit in an exam



I have cameras and movement detectors setup for this reason, if someone starts walking up my driveway I know before they even knock



What sort of booby traps have you got set up?



I have a padlock on the gate, a microwave motion detector that sounds a tone in the house when triggered, and motion triggered floodlights that come on at night.




Does it detect possums?



Not if they're misdirecting.



A masterpiece by Pajeet!



About time you recognised my role.

Has been an absolutely hectic day at the grindstone.



Seek enlightenment, never reach it.



A lot of those psychotropics only work after an extended use.

I'm unsure about those though



No, they're fast.



Good on you mate, that is a good sign.

If you have persistent thoughts, write them down and reflect on them when you have a calm moment



You're all good bud, when you're ready.



Thank you mate, you are too good to me.


This work catch-up has disoriented me a bit. I am not used to disruptions to the normal routine.



That's what this board is for and why I don't get pissed off on a personal level with the narkyNEETs. You don't have to feel embarrassed about being yourself in the moment.



I've had a free few minutes



Not so comfy catch up is complete.

Enjoy your afternoon NEETies



Have a nice remainder of your day mate. See you when you get back.


There is a shopping trolley in the street outside my house. I live up the top of a hill and there is no supermarket particularly close.


So fucking pissed off I just wanna fight some cunt in traffic



You always say stuff like this I can't tell if you are serious or not. One time you said you wanted to stab your uncle.



what's wrong cruisey?



>I don't get pissed off on a personal level with the narkyNEETs

I do get pissed off with them. I understand that people go through all sorts of shit and that makes them act out or whatever, but you don't have the right to take your problems out on other individuals or on society generally.

I don't think you do anyone any favours by tolerating anti-social behaviour.



It was aliens. They abducted the trolley, possibly mistaking it for a cow.



I'm not, but my jaw is sore from grinding my teeth in a spiteful rage



Still not sure if serious. You need to relax.



Have a wank



Ride the back of the trolley while filming on your phone to get some sweet dolly shots.



You sound very experienced in this subject.


Struggling with sober October today


god i hate driving.it is one of the most panic attack inducing thing you can do.


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I wanted to be a film maker as a teenager.



Stay strong mate. You will get through it.



Pornographic film maker?



I wouldn't be against it if it were still the 80s, back when selling porn actually made money.



I have the same problem.


Built a thousand dollar PC just to watch a barely active imageboard refresh itself


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Arvo fellow neets. How goes thee?



For me that's talking to attractive grils.



Teach yourself something on it.


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Tried a Fantastic Noodles Chicken Chow Mein flavour. Was out on special $0.80 from Woolworths.

4/10 very unpleasant flavour. Not impressed.



And a good afternoon to you to, sir. Thine is fine.



Pretty good, just got home from work, gonna make dinner soon.



Hello mate I am going okay thanks for asking.



What's for dinner?



Grilled salmon and salad.



r u a girl neet?




Fuckin shit

Did really shit in my exam

Got a shit haircut

Cooked a shit meal for early dinner

Fuckin shit spine is giving me backpain

My shit external hard drive is playing up

Fuck my shit up


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Legit. I once saw an episode of Ancient Aliens dedicated to the phenomena of trolley abduction in the ancient middle east.



I used to have these at school all the time in the 90s



Your school let you have boiling water?


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You're due for some good luck then


I got a bad haircut yesterday. I told my psychologist today that I didn't like it and he said "ir's okay" and that's how I knew it was really bad since if it wasn't he would have said it looked great.



yeah, it was a selective high school so you needed a higher than average IQ. So they trusted us with hot water, yes.



We had a kettle in year 12. I microwaved a flake bar in a polystyrene cup and evacuated the entire building as a result.



Nicely done. I shorted out an entire building by shooting LEDs from a hanging power socket. But they still let us use kettles.



I shorted out an entire city block by wanking into the substation



I hope you washed your penis afterwards.


I bought a summer quilt from Target today ($79). I just swapped it with the winter quilt. I am going down to warmth rating 1 from warmth rating 3.


Gonna get blazed and blast TOOL all night long


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Can someone explain this wojack to me?



Sounds miserable.



Wojak is depressed and upset and he tries to pass himself off as normal by wearing a mask but his depression and misery are so strong that he can't even pretend to be happy and his mask is just as depressed as his real self.



Thank you, I was thinking along the same line but not to the detail of your explanation.




Red Rooster and a cabernet sauvignon for dinner.



He's wearing a glass lens strapped to his face.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Bit more shuckin'


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Not bad for what it is.


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Predictable refreshment!



I wasn't being mean when I said that earlier, Dan.



predictable misery and damage to your mental wellbeing and life.


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fuck off, google


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It felt a little mean, when you said utterly but I do understand.


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I'm sorry Dan. I'll buy something to make it up to you on Saturday.


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If I had a time machine, I'd visit 2001 for 5 minutes an fuck that girl from Amélie in her on-set kitchen.


I'm gonna buy a fully sick glass bong and grow some hectic buds and fly to the fucking moon you neetlords



A bad plan.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Is it rape if she's already crying?




Disturbing and sick thoughts.



Everybody wants to bone movie people, my friend. Physics says the first isn't probable, and the beetus says the second isn't either.



>5 minutes

A studNEET has appeared



She's crying because she knows Paris will soon be a white-minority city.



If (when) they remake it, it's 110% certain the love interest will be a nignog.


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Karen's just got her learner's, so she'll be driving the whole /ausneets/ crew down to Dan's for some refreshment. All we have to do is supervise her.



Needs an L plate on that inside-out van.



>All we have to do is supervise her.

>to do is supervise her.

>supervise her.



A newly P-plated girl at the gun club wanted a drive of the SV6. Had to ask her dad if it was OK, and sat in the passenger seat awkwardly for the 10 or 15 minute trip.


Unemployed alcoholics gang-raping an underage mental-health support working cartoon girl in the back of a van on their daily trip to their favourite shop.



The plot of the next mission impossible movie.



Well said m8



He is a fancy neet, I bet he's the one that had eggs Benedict and lamb racks.



Second one will be a morbidly obese Weber trying to absail his way down the wall of federal building to rescue the NEETgang.



I had lamb racks and asked the poster if he was a girl. Salmon and eggs Benedict are gay/effeminate foods.


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Nah that's not me, but eggs Benedict is rather nice.



Whats for dinner tonight neets

Might make a squid salad




No, he hides his real depression with a facade of fake depression. People only see the fake one so when people notice that they focus on that rather than seeing the deeper more devastating pain. The real pain causes him to have veins on his head, the fake one is merely an outward expression, perhaps so others can start the conversation but he can always dismiss them if he doesn't trust that they can understand the real depression.



Another NEET with refined taste.


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This is sad clown thing.



Medium/well done is how women like their meat. No blood.




refined chuckles



Burned to a crisp (with the offer of a backhander) is how they'll get it.



Fuck that shit, try this. It's called mariyowie



Thank you also.



*depressed honking*



Baked beans on toast with some bacon



>inside-out van.

Keen eyes there NEET, I didn't notice.


If anyone touches Karen I'm gonna kick ya fuckin head in.

Shes mine


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Catch up is complete again.




I hope it's aussie bacon, otherwise enjoy your intestinal parasites.



>falling in love with a whore

You will be playing the sad clown soon too.



Karen is but a dribble in Trivago girl's panties.



Well done mate. Welcome home.



Monk is a dribble in mine.



The bacon I took delivery of the other day is tissue paper thin. It literally cooks in 30 seconds.


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Thank you, I try.



Is.. is he.. is he mouth kissing his brother?



nothing wrong with that




I helped mold Monk into the homunculus he is.



You are not ready for The Council.



I'm on the council! [reeees internally]



You need to try harder more tongue



I just wish they'd hold this part of the ceremony before the goon and KFC.



I hope you like the taste of roast beef and sweet mustard pickles.


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NEET clocked at 200km/h


What is on the agenda for tonight's meeting, by the way? I'm across:

-Foreign NEETs complaining

-Correspondence from Dan regarding a drop in sales with Soebr Octnoer

-Karen's L plates.


I went to the Woolworths deli today to buy some slices of silverside and they have replaced the normal one with this bullshit 97% fat free one with no layer of fat around the outside. The fat is the best bit! I didn't buy any. I was very disappointed.



Responsible prescription pill abuse re. NKs recent dexys


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NEET can't pay the fine.



Amended protocol on The Sacrament more tongue


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On that note, I updated some of the OC


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No ticket needed, it is an express way to Dan's.



Where is the good choices path?



The silverside at SA Foodland stores have tested positive to lysteria today…



My apologies, let me update it.


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Here it is.



lol that looks about right.



More bang for your buck tbh



Yeah then the stupid fags complain about things not tasting as good as they used to



I got silverside from a foodland on Monday…




Oct 15 was the expiry date on the affected packaging from memory



I've never seen that Dan before. What are the rarest Dan's you guys can remember seeing?



She'll be right mate.



It was posted on /aus/ before someone posted it here.



>What are the rarest Dan's you guys can remember seeing?

The memes just happen mate, they can't be analysed as coldly as that.




I got it from the deli section


I hope so



Can you please make out your will to leave your estate to establishing the neet compound.


t. neet council



You're approach to memetics is naive at best.



>pre-packaged sliced silverside

I think I'm in the clear then.



>I got it from the deli section

Sounds like only the prepackaged is effected.



>t. neet council



Glad to hear it.


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NK I sentence you to ten (10) Emus, sentence effectively immediately with no prior drug use today recognised.



I have heaps of edits I never posted, lots of Han's


Whats the special monthly challenge for November?


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>rare Dans

Haven't seen the Dan train in a while.



Tonguing your own anus for at least 15 seconds.



That's a tram you fucking retatr



Joondy express?


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It's in my collection. You have to show extreme piss hardship for it to arrive it has been rumored.


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I bought one of those plastic clothes air dryer rack things today like someone suggested a while ago. $12 at Target.


Feeling pretty Dan'd



Just keep a fresh breeze in the room by keeping the window open a crack, I heard that those things need some ventilation not just locked up in a room.



Time to stop for the night then.


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Poor decision making.




I've heard tell it only arrives for neets who have achieved total zenlike dedication in their gooning, to take you onto the afterlife.



Your clothes will stink from slowly drying. Be sure to wear them to interviews.



Clumsiest photoshopping of writing I've ever seen. I guess it's part of the charm



I only plan to use the air dryer in emergencies when it is raining.



wot? it wasn't from a real website


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That great Dan store in the sky, where only the very best neets end up.



That is hell.



NO…..that's paradise



Only those NEETs who die in a goon coma go to DanHalla.



Not at all. Bad neets get condemned to liquourland


Imagine if something happened and you were the last person around like that Will Smith movie

Id just setup an incredible bachelor pad in a massive Dans and live the NEET dream



That would be a terrible way to live. If you had to be isolated from all other people you would do better to live as close to nature as possible. Dan's poisons would just hasten your suicide.


Dan's the man.



I basically live that way now.



And how is it going mate?



Your booze would be irradiated.



I used to fantasise about that all the time when I was a kid. Suspect I'm schizoid.



He sure is.


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An artist's impression of the afterlife.



I think it's a common thought tbh.



The blessed drinking aisle, with unlimited rivers of goon for the chosen few who will reach such a realm.



Finished work today, don't think the dexies did a whole lot at the low dose I was taking them. Had a bit more energy and DIDINT think about random shit too much and I actually bothered listening to the truck drivers boring stories.

I'd take more but the psych said only to bump it up every 3-4 days



this poem sums it up

So alone in my bed

Alone listening to nightly whispers

Alone in my thoughts

Alone standing in court

Alone I stand and fight

Alone I pray for rainbow lights

Alone in the morning I awake

Alone I celebrate my joys

Alone I cry out my sadness

Alone I voice out my fears

Alone in strength

Alone in wealth

Alone in good health

Alone I try to understand

Alone I seek knowledge

Alone I share what is mine

Alone I try not to be alone

Alone when my time has come, I pass away

Sylvia Chidi




Sounds foreign. She has to go back.



Sounds like they are working I guess, try bumping up the dosage a bit for better effect.



You didn't listen to the stories as they were boring. What other improvements did you notice?


Anyone still sober?






Managed to rape two abos instead of one on the drive home, I was steering with my bum cheeks


Gotta hand it to wagiedom, I have a significant amount of bux in the bank.




>I actually bothered listening to the truck drivers boring stories

You don't need different drugs, you need to improve your attitude. Lose your sense of superiority. Humble yourself. Those truck drivers are probably interesting to talk to if you try better to understand them and to let yourself interact with them in a good-natured and open manner.



That ended well, but using these tablets won't end well.



Well done mate, keep saving it. Don't start splurging on impulsive shit.



Thinking of buying a 4x4 for wholesome outdoor activities.



>wholesome outdoor activities

Sounds great. Much better than nasty solitary goon drinking.


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Only I can offer you real salvation neets!



your a false god craig, you cant take us to Asgard


I fell asleep watching "The Bible" and woke up to the best meal misso has ever made.

Chicken and spinach in a creamy cheese sauce with pasta. It was amazing.



Me too, it's a strange feel.

My dream of buying a shit house in a shit suburb to rent to shit people is ever closer.



good stuff m8. ur lucky to have someone to do that for you



>Chicken and spinach in a creamy cheese sauce with pasta

Sounds nice.


I'm gonna learn Mandarin



I was served 5 tendies on a plate yesterday and had a bit of a whinge about how she talks about doing shit then doesn't do anything and it would be better if she didn't say she was going to do something.

Looks like it worked.



I would hate to think what a house would cost to buy now, I got mine in 1999, best investment ever



I hope you were generous with your praise tonight.


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Gosh I could really appreciate a cigarette at this moment.



Smokes are for fags and gooks



Low class, disgusting habit.



I have heard it is very difficult to learn



I'm thinking $300k for a medium rate one, one that isn't right down the bottom, but still close.



Good luck.



I was, she has appeased me.

I will look favourably upon her for now.



so will you have to spank her tonight or not?


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No you're not.


Be quiet, manlet.


Only 8:30

Day off was great after all. And tomorrows Friday.

Delightfully cruisy.



Don't let her get complacent.



it's even earlier for us who didn't fall for the daylight saving meme


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Demonic aboriginal rape



me on the right


Evil aboriginal invasion



There is still time to disrupt my peace, she did not say anything when I gave doggo a serve.

I told her that she is in my good graces and she laughed, she is pushing it. I may need to remind her that a pleased master is not a lenient master.



A true Alpha NEET



Have a vape.



Dexamphetamine fuel aboriginal rape psychosis.


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Dont look at my balls.



Very disappointed.


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What happened to good night gook neet?






looks ok to me



Is that you oriental fancier? I have not seen you in a while.



Yeah, me too but brap posters have ruined bums a bit for me.




I wanna be the one on the left


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SEOUL, Oct. 5 (UPI) – South Korean authorities seized more than 2,000 human flesh pills smuggled from China.

A total of 2,751 pills filled with human flesh had been smuggled from China between 2015 and August this year, according to the Korea Customs Service, in a report submitted to National Assembly, Yonhap News reported.

Human flesh pills are made of dead human fetuses or infants and wrongly known to boost stamina and cure cancer, serious diabetes and incurable diseases. They are smuggled in suitcases or via international mail to South Korea and sold on the black market.

According to Joongang Ilbo, human flesh capsules are sold in Chinese towns for around $220 per 2.2 pounds (1 kg) or $53-$80 dollars for 30 to 50 capsules.

Contrary to the health belief, some 18.7 billion viruses and hepatitis B virus were discovered in a human flesh capsule in an examination by the Ministry of Food and Drug Safety, according to the report.

monitoring mails from China and sends packages, suspected of containing human flesh bills, to a state research center to be analyzed for a DNA testing.

"Making and consuming human flesh pills is a crime against humanity and if consumed, it could cause potential health damages as well," Park Myung-jae, a lawmaker of Liberty Korea Party, was quoted as saying in the Yonhap News report.




I'll be the one brewing up a storm on the right.



I can feel your wetness on my face



The chinese truly are barbarians.



yep agree with that


Rain rain go away.



business opportunity for executives



Would've the chinks just threw the babies into a meat grinder to make the powder for the tablets?



That is what NK will try next after the dexies don't fix him.



Aboriginal flesh pills.



>I To Had That Thought



SICK BASTARD, there would be a lot more to it than that, you would have to add preservatives and additives etc, some sulphur, yak urine, stuff like that, it's not a simple matter of grinding down babies



Thank you, but no thank you for rewriting my theory of how the chinks work.



Don't forget tiger penises and panda testicals.






None of you picked up on JOONgang



skimmed it tbh


I have very simplistic ideals of the chinks wish I wish to keep.



Honestly there like our salt and pepper, they go in for the general seasoning



I made a comment about it and that's probably why.


Whats a good movie about exploring and colonialism in Asia


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I am off to bed NEETs.

Good night to my Valued NEET. You know how much I appreciate you.

I will read some more Hornblower tonight. Currently I am reading Lieutenant Hornblower, where he is a Lieutenant on a ship of the line commanded by a paranoid, insane captain. It is very good.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>see an old photo of someone in their youth

>heart jolts as I realize that person doesn't exist anymore and that time will never, ever return, it's just gone forever



Probably an over-reaction.



It's a reaction. Whether or not it's excessive has nothing to do with you.



Probably an over-reaction.



I was going to make a narky comment until I realised it could be a family member.

Have a goon



Have a goon


>tfw sufficiently goon'd



Keep it that way m8


going to bed as I have just finished my 8th beer, should be enough to knock me out and keep the nightmares away for another night, goodnight neets



No Goon November


Lotta drunks for a thursday evening



The wagiedom is taking it's toll.



I have got to hand it to the neets that manage to wagecuck while hungover, I couldn't manage that myself.



I've eaten the occasional boong baby by accident while licking black gin pussy, Didint make me any more powerful



I don't get bad hangovers for some reason, I guess it's a blessing, also I am not that drunk 6 standard drinks, just needed to take the edge off.



Absolutely revolting.



If you drink often it's probably just a tolerance thing


You're a strange man, NK



I don't drink that much, once to two times a week.


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The dexies apparently help with hangovers ( or so I hope)




Goon Night.



You're gonna turn into an emu if you keep drinking those.



Two more and you're a free man.



That's almost a bulge pic



I don't want to give faggots any ideas so I keep my modesty



You're a pure maiden at heart


pure boong



Boong export


evening neets



>paranoid, insane captain

With muttonchops? Maybe this is part of my premonition captain NEET



Also, sleep tight.


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>Tfw lifeline threatens to call the police on you but your already in prison



the worst kind of neets




Good night.



>I keep my modesty



Transferring my 600 gigs of porn over the network is taking way longer than expected



The chinks are probably siphoning it


the cumdies are soiled


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>tfw depressed



I might consider that


From doctor Dan himself





Made me kek very hard


Craig is the false prophet


A useful skill for when we're a gook colony in 5 years time



Out of vape juice?



me rikey abo porn



Asian penis porn?


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If you gonna drink the emu you need to watch aboriginal porn and ONLY aboriginal porn, the great spirits will reward you with happiness



abos are kind of asians



Have an Export or dexy



Still waiting for NK to give me a quick rundown on how to get a script


Night nerds



Hope you don't have work tomorrow.


still no buzz



There is a rare blue flower that grows on the eastern slopes. Pick one of these flowers. If you can carry it to the top of the mountain, you may find what you were looking for.



I looked online for psych's that specialize in ADD and when I found one I got my GP to give me a referral.

You need to call them up before hand and ask about wait times because some are booked out for months.

Then you just talk the guy about how you can't remember shit and suck at life and he'll refer you for a drug test and wingo



Are any neets here still on cenno?



Or to put it another way, are there any real neets still here? Yes.



it feels like a long time since we've had a >tfw max appointment post



it feels like just the dsp bros left on the bux



neetdom is temporary, tardom is forever


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Ahh those days, whatever happened to those days?



everyone cracked and got a job



>neetdom is temporary

Speak for yourself, normie



At least someone is still flying the flag


since the parents have been away I have been taking a lot of baths. Mummybot would fucking start reeing about using up all the hotwater.



Baths are fun but not so great if you get an urge to wank


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Good night friends.



you can have a shower to get rid of the congealed cum on your stomach after



The shame does not come off so easily



it slides off some off us like water on a ducks back



Good night old man poster neet



preferred the asian girls licking each others butts tbqh



You need to let go of your degenerate sexual desires



We seem to have lost japanese qt poster and aryan qt poster. All we've got left is Karen's good mornings.



I didn't say I really liked it, just that it was an improvement on the old man.


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god I wish that were me


Good night friend neets. May your evening be comfy and your beer tally single figured


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Work hard. You can achieve your dreams and follow in the footsteps of your idols.


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Goddamn arma 3 never works right.

If I didn't enjoy it so much on the few occasions when it did work properly I wouldn't bother with having to deal with its bullshit.





Guys, when I was in high school. there were kids with greek names but who were really brown skinned. Were they actually half-boong?



Did you ever see them sniffing petrol?



Goon night m8


Just realised I haven't done a single useful thing all day. Good night neets.



Did you at least have a wank?



maybe you have depression


If you're walking on thin ice you may as well dance




Did you at least have a goon?


Time for sleep. Night Night NEETs


Morning all.

One more day of wagering.


Morning NEETs

No strawberry farm without hustling.

Up n at em


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Good morning friends.

The wage doth beckon.


Wakey-wakey wagies. Mr Shekelstein expects you in his slave pits within the hour. Do not disappoint him.


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Morning NEETs.

I read tales about indians giving gifts to uncontacted tribes in exchange for making them dance, and the people from those tribes are too foolish to realize the indians are doing it to get off on their naked dancing. Can you do that with abos?





Chatting with my ex about her current boyfriend while I backup all her photos onto cold storage.

Fuck that hoe



>fuck that how

To make you jealous?



You mean like Nick Kygrious






How are you



Tired and sore but alright I guess, yourself?



Got a head ache



That's no good, drink some water.





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Good mate. Another fresh feeling morning on this nice Friday. I only managed 25 pushups this morning but thats ok because I was using more of a close grip than usual.

Just spending the morning listening to some nice dub beats and planning the weekend, might do some skipping soon.

Hope todays wagery is good.


I hope my parcel comes today.



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Time to fall before the face of God.



This is how the NEET compound will be achieved.



I always knew cruisey would be the one



Dan is god



I bet Weber has bought some dumb shit while gooned.


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Good morning my friend.



What is the current bf like? Is he Chad?



Hot, smells like sulphur.



They broke up. Hes younger and shorter than me but she has previously told me that he has a gym body. That's fine, he was a faggot who couldn't get a job and she got fed up.



I will make the NEET estate, It will be like a hospital ward where there is a toilet and a bed in each room and a share kitchen and laundry that none of you will use and I will charge all of you $100 a week.




That's achievable.



That sounds reasonable. I lived in a place like that once but they charged us $165 a week.



Gday, how goes?



It goes okay. I dreamed about the Gen last night and woke up feeling anxious and unsure if the dream was real or not.

How goes it with you?



It's because I care. I will put the best insurance on so when you put a hole in a wall, burn the carpet or dirty the linen beyond repair, I will get new ones paid for and up your rent by 20%



I was sore and tired til I had a shower, then in the shower I fatasised about yelling at my boss. Now I am energised.



My room had a bar fridge in it and I turned it off because I wasn't using it and I didn't like the noise it made and it defrosted all the ice in the freezer which I hadn't anticipated and leaked water all over the carpet underneath it and it turned a brown colour.



Just make sure you only do the yelling in the fantasy and keep yourself meek and mild in reality.


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Finally Friday neets.

I'm wearing a hawaiin kind of shirt to the office, hope its not too casual.


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Did you hear back from your complaint?



That is two offences.

Your rent is now $144 a week.

NK will be my real money maker, I will refuse to give him a reference and will blacklist him with the rental agencies but keep him renting out a room, he'll pay for the whole building himself.



Of course not.



You must muster the strength to call them up, I worry that you're package isn't going to be delivered on time.



I am unsure I can do that.

I have the feeling festering and boiling up inside me. He has crossed multiple lines but yesterday he insulted all of our characters and made one of my coworkers fucking cry.

He can insult our professionality and make the business all about him all he likes but he basically called us all kikes yesterday and that we are in disability care for a paycheck.

Two days ago he was going on about how he was "in with" a bunch of actual kikes from Sydney. I had a hard time biting my tongue then.



NK will let all his cousins in and they will be sniffing petrol and burning the floorboards for firewood until your building is only a hollowed out shell.



I might tell the seller to send me some more and pay him if first lot turn up.



I will keep them all on and get paid by the gov for housing natives and insurance will more than cover the rest.

They can have a whole floor the car park to themselves.



Please be careful mate. You are a bit of a boss yourself from what I understand so you know what it is like being in charge and having people underneath you make everything difficult for you with what looks like self-centred bullshit.

He has the same problems but the higher up you are the more responsibility you have and the worse the pressure is. You should try to empathise with him and sort things out without yelling or making things more personal than they need to be.


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Anyway, off to work. Have a nice day.



Have a good day mate. See you later.


My car radio has gone to God. Driving in a more responsible way as a result of no desert rock.



>Driving in a more responsible way

That is good. You should always drive responsibly.



It sounds like you should buy a new Astra.


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Remember it is world egg day today so enjoy your eggs everyone



Gonna fertilise somebody's eggs today.


At the wagery and no one else is here


Just gonna browse Reddit for a while



What subreddits do you frequent?






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Did cocky get caught in a hail storm?



Yeah, the South Queensland one last night.



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Grandma told me a worrying thing.

Daddybot when he was my age was considered the smart person in the family.

He's actually one of the dumbest people I know, that means his insanity came with age, and although he has been like this as far as I remember, he was already old when he had me. This may also explain why he's so jealous I'm smarter than him, grandma told me about how he put a lot of effort into entering an extremely difficult school, he probably thinks he is what he was in 1974, and it probably angers him a lot that I've lived only 1/3rd the time he has lived and can so nonchalantly do better than him at everything.

That means maybe when I go old something may come up in my head that will make me like him.

Daddybot is so reserved I barely know who's in the family beyond him, but grandma mentioned I have a grand uncle who's 96 years old and alive, I need to somehow find out the mental state of that uncle and hear his thoughts. I need to find out if I'll go retarded and crazy with age just like my father, and maybe get someone to diagnose my relatives and see if it's some mental disease running down the family tree.



You are in no position to judge your father given the way you live. Who do you think you are?



I am me.


90 minutes at work and all I've done is look at Gumtree



Anything good for sale?



Dell R610 for $150 bucks, think I might get it



Braging about how smart you are isn't a particularly attractive character trait.



Nor is lying, and the point I made is that I'm smarter than daddybot, which if you knew your neetlore isn't an achievement at all.



My NEETlore tells me that none of your opinions about your family are worth anything at all because you are seriously mentally ill and narcissistic. You are unable to view yourself or anything around you with much accuracy.



Actually I'm the exact opposite of narcissistic because instead of unreasonably admiring myself I'm too insecure about everything.



Insecurity is the root of narcissism.



That statement is baseless because narcissism is defined by people being secure about themselves to the point it's despicable.


I have been reading about narcissism and came across this:

"The insecure person frequently complains that things aren’t good enough.

People high in inferiority like to show what high standards they have. You may label them as snobs, but as much as you realize they’re putting on an act, it may be hard to shake the feeling that they really are better than you. What they’re trying to do, you may rightly suspect, is to proclaim their high standards as a way of asserting that not only are they better than everyone else, but that they hold themselves to a more rigorous set of self-assessment criteria."

That sounds like me, my standards have risen very high and I shit on just about everything. Is it just my insecurity at work? Is my prudishness related to this as well? Have I become this insufferable prudish cunt to try and compensate for my sense of inferiority?

I thought I had got past all this and that my narcissistic phase was over. But it looks like I still haven't humbled myself anywhere near enough. I think I need to try to stop shitting on everyone's taste in food and music and movies. I have been making such a negative cunt of myself and I didn't even notice.


I should never have read any of this stuff. Nothing good can come of it. I think we are better off not looking at the human being in this sort of analytical way. It increases cynicism. There is something nihilistic about it. Viewing yourself as some kind of malfunctioning machine rather than as a soul.

Anyway I read that quote from here: https://www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201511/4-signs-someone-is-probably-insecure


That little neet king with the dexys and the emu

Yeah buddy, that's his own lair


What take away should I get for lunch lads



A Cornish pasty from the bakery.



I'd go for a nice salad roll and an orange juice


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That description sounds like overthinking something simple. A truly narcissistic person is too scatterbrained to come up with such a plot.

It also paints narcissism as a good thing, offending people is irrelevant, because although you can craft a message to be offensive, if you're not doing that, who chooses whether something is offensive is the listener, and you're then left with a person who is on a constant self improvement state.

Don't worry, m8.


I wanted to become a humble, empathetic, world-weary but compassionate person. I think I thought I was succeeding.

But all I have managed to do is become a pompous, smug, passive aggressive, controlling, narcissistic cunt. And people say that I'm "nice"! If they only knew.

I have a lot of thinking I need to do, and a lot of work.


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Oh and look at the primordial example of narcissism. Narcissus was too dumb to realize the boy reflected in the water was himself, mesmerized by the admiration he had for that boy. He saw the boy as perfection.

Maybe I'm overthinking it with this interpretation of the tale myself, but it sounds like a poetic way of telling people with this trait are actually really fucking dumb.

I'd say as long as you worry about being narcissistic, you can't be narcissistic, because if you were you wouldn't be questioning yourself.

That description you linked previously gives me a sort of uncomfortable feeling, like when you blow the fuck out of a SJW and they write a butthurt rant on their personal blog while having whatever coffee brand hipsters are having nowadays. Except whoever wrote the text wrote a internet psychology clickbait article.

And shitting on people with shit taste is perfectly fine, things are meant to progress, and people who actively work for the degeneration of something shouldn't be given free reign in any segment of society.


It is nearly lunch time and I have done nothing at work.


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That's a good thing. You get your wagie points, mr. Schlomo doesn't get to exploit you.

Good job for not doing your job.



Fucking Russians up to their old tricks. When will they stop? I am pretty sure they hacked my computer to make it look like I have been looking up porn.



Someone did that to my computer too.




Going to red rooter now






OMG so brave!!



We no longer have to suffer in silence


I went to HJs for lunch.

There was a teenage girl ahead of me who had more hanging out of her pants than in it. I didn't know where to look.



Was she attractive?

Did she have a good brapper?

Either way the answer is to look at her ass.


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She was, but far too young for me, and inappropriately dressed regardless.


The red rooster I got was putrid. Their sauce tastes like poison. I got the BBQ bacon burger, the lettuce was ice cold and it was covered in sauce. The water I got was the same price as a Coke too, deplorable.

I will not be eating there again.



You should have gotten an entire chicken cut into eighths, and a family size chips. That's what I do.




Ah, the Executive snack combo.



Can you describe it please? I want to click, but I don't know who is behind me right now.



So she was a thot?

Was she wearing a midriffs as well like most thots?



A singlet of some sort.

I don't know what she was. I think it's still school holidays here, so I'd prefer not to dwell on it.



big black woman ass is eating her pants alive.



That made it easy not to click. Thank you!


I just saw a group of multiracial female friends. Its a bit strange.



It's the cool thing to do these days.


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All racial conflict is inherently male toxic behaviour, silly.


I've taken 1 phone call at work today.

Read the whole Wikipedia article about Samsung.

Why even employ me


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For you



Have you tried asking for more work?



NEET Gang, NEET Life.



Yeah, I put 50 stickers on 50 boxes.



In that case, I'd just start studying or browsing the internet until they get the hint. Maybe sit there reading a novel.



Could you have spaced it out a bit, like 10 stickers on boxes every half hour?, then add in ur smoko break, toilet break, that could have filled in 3 hours or so



I did to some extent.

Currently on my 3rd paid poop


Start of the a-league is on tonight. Are you NEETs ready for the world game?


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my body is ready



>3rd …poop

Time for some Metamucil?



Not interested personally but I hope you enjoy it mate.


If left work now I don't think anyone would notice.



If they did notice there would be questions…



That is the reason I am not leaving



Pretend you're dead and see how long it takes them to notice.


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Bum gash


Bum rush


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Bum pash


Bum rash

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