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File: 4752e1891834a2b⋯.jpg (28.81 KB, 540x540, 1:1, pepepig.jpg)

 No.162641

I love getting porked for dinner. Or any meal really.

Old Thread: >>161889

 No.162648

UNNA


 No.162649

>tfw no eyenose


 No.162650

FIRST


 No.162651

>>162640

It's a bit slow, and the overall story is a bit simple, but the atmosphere and visuals were enough for me to ultimately enjoy it.


 No.162652

RAGIE RAGIE TRAFFIC WAGIE


 No.162653

Horrible Pepe


 No.162654

>>162653

Someone says that every thread.


 No.162655

>>162654

We haven't had a good pepe since 167


 No.162656

Monk, NK and Cruisy get in a fight

Who wins


 No.162657

i hate myslef


 No.162658

NK get on the VBs instead


 No.162659


 No.162660

>>162657

Lucky you don't h8 yourself.


 No.162661

>>162656

Society


 No.162662

>>162656

Monk wins he is a big angry cunt and the other two are soft.


 No.162663


 No.162664

File: 24088d57c10bad1⋯.jpg (98.48 KB, 1125x831, 375:277, 24088d57c10bad1ec6f5d34d80….jpg)

>>162657

Who is Myslef?


 No.162665

>>162662

NK is always hard


 No.162666


 No.162667

>>162657

You need to change your lifestyle and stop doing the things that make you hate yourself.


 No.162668

>>162664

I think tat's a drunk myself


 No.162669

File: feef0f79cb6befe⋯.jpg (30.85 KB, 400x533, 400:533, wtf.jpg)

>>162664

bing images delivers


 No.162670

File: d3846e15c98e9dc⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 1330x2000, 133:200, carlton-zero-375ml-spritze….jpg)

I can't wait for alcohol free goon


 No.162671

>>162669

He looks like a neet


 No.162672

>>162670

Same aisle. Comes in bottles.


 No.162673

>>162672

>bottles

absolutely disgusting


 No.162674

>>162672

Goon free goon is already sold at most supermarkets or at least it does in my area.


 No.162675

>>162674

That's what my comment was aluding to. The pictured can is sold by Woolworths.


 No.162676

>>162670

An aberration


 No.162677

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxM_sgMM2rQ

gook tunes every day nigger neets


 No.162678

>>162455

He is part of the reason why I went with the nigger misso.

>>162463

Those pics are years old.


 No.162679

File: 6d8e772544136f7⋯.png (868.49 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Danegro.png)

>>162466

That is what he wants you to do.

>>162520

You need to make sure the soil is fairly deep and soft


 No.162680

>>162528

Nah I got a hunger tamers box with a double whopper with cheese and an iced coffee

>>162530

I used to hate that shit, you'd book it when you are in a real bad way and by the time you get there you have settled. This is why you need a diary.


 No.162681

>>162652

I stayed back for an hour and a half playing pool and had the roads almost to myself. I wish I worked til 6:30


 No.162682

>>162537

VN?

>>162547

I can sense your aura and your lust for the sacrament.


 No.162683

>>162656

I am not keen on hypothetical's

Only one real way to find out, his polo would have more than coffee stains on it.

NK would be the real threat, he'd be dirty.


 No.162684

>>162560

You are doing well and soon you will come to enjoy the rage.

>>162575

I had my foot in the door with the recruitment arm of both the army and BAE when I was 16, the army even told me about some loophole where I could start at 17 and finish my schooling at duntroon. I wanted to be a diesel fitter in the forces.

But alas, the universe had other plans.

And yeah, I wanted to kill and die for my country or for whatever reason I had in my head.


 No.162685

File: 7f07df5508e44c2⋯.png (137.42 KB, 357x277, 357:277, 271-20-2012-11-29761161.png)

>>162672

Misso drinks fronti. She tried it at a wedding and loves it.


 No.162686

>>162579

Absolutely divine.

>>162601

kosher /fit/izen meal


 No.162687

>>162631

Or post them.

>>162639

That's a pretty good film.


 No.162688

>>162679

OK, would prefer more aboringals ones.


 No.162689

File: df8624eb80c9929⋯.jpg (58.5 KB, 1000x666, 500:333, ecclesiastes_1200px.jpg)

Catch up is complete and I am here by myself.


 No.162690

File: 1f133f568e7a6ce⋯.jpg (277.79 KB, 905x900, 181:180, followyourdreams.jpg)

Hello neets


 No.162691

>>162689

I am here mate. I am just about to go to bed though. It is good to have you back.


 No.162692

>>162690

Hello.


 No.162693

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.162694


 No.162695

>>162691

Really going to bed or "going to bed" then spying on us all?


 No.162696

>>162691

How has your day been?


 No.162697

>>162688

Nobody in history has ever used that phrase unironically. Don't be the first.


 No.162698

miss krautchan so much


 No.162699

>>162695

Really going to bed. The depression that hit today has really taken it out of me. I just want to lie down and put my face in the pillow.

>>162696

It has been a tough day. Felt like a zombie. Lots of negative thoughts. Hopefully I snap out of it tomorrow.


 No.162700

>>162698

No you don't. Kacey was shit.


 No.162701

>>162699

I am sorry that you have had a hard day, anything set it off?


 No.162702

>>162701

>anything set it off?

Not really. I hadn't been out of the house in ages and it hit me hard for some reason. I spent ages just wandering around Coles in a daze. And things got worse from there. I need to get out more often I think to desensitise myself to shit. Taking Doggo for walks doesn't do it because I don't interact with anyone.

Anyway, how was your day?


 No.162703

fuckin poofs get a room


 No.162704

File: 81680c5afbfafc0⋯.png (1.41 MB, 720x960, 3:4, 1357300464948.png)

File: 77576acd10c822e⋯.jpg (43.11 KB, 390x293, 390:293, 1221387998267.jpg)

File: feb6c24cb8d8c13⋯.jpg (43.45 KB, 449x603, 449:603, 1214750119431.jpg)

File: ef91c504b990021⋯.jpg (75.81 KB, 671x600, 671:600, 671px-YOUonPCP.jpg)

>>162690

I love those old shoops.

No amount of modern "it's another Wojack, but he's making a new expression" OC can compare.


 No.162705

You neets cum in your pants or in a tissue?


 No.162706

>>162703

fuck you


 No.162707

>>162705

>cum in your pants

People don't actually do that do they? I thought the cumdies were just a meme.


 No.162708

>>162704

glorious


 No.162709

>>162703

Come in to the room with us.


 No.162710

>>162709

There you go again. Stop watching those videotapes.


 No.162711

>>162702

Reasonable I guess, just work.

The more you do it the better it will get. Bunnings is a good idea because you will find other weirdo's there, most of them are boomer tradies. Most of those guys are as strange as the NEETs here.


 No.162712

>>162710

Corn shuckin' NEET


 No.162713

Terrible advice, Bunnings is a place all NEETs should avoid. It has one of the worse fake smile ratings of all Australian retail stores imo


 No.162714

>>162713

Learn from them, it is a tool that will save you in the outside.


 No.162715

>>162714

polish that turd


 No.162716

Fungal infection showing no signs of healing.


 No.162717

>>162716

Go see Dr Pajeet.


 No.162718

File: 5cc2f313e39bd7a⋯.jpg (69.97 KB, 618x741, 206:247, zhawhxvbb7r11.jpg)

I am off to bed for real.

Goodnight Valued NEET. I feel a bit better after talking with you. You are such an outstanding person. Thank you for everything you have done for me.


 No.162719

>>162716

See a proper doctor, get a sample sent off to the lab for identification.


 No.162720

>>162718

I have done nothing for you self-sufficient NEET, you are the master of your story and you need to take responsibility for all the effort and improvement in your life, not just the lesser qualities. You are making it and you have done it by yourself. Be proud.


 No.162721

>>162718

Also, good night dear friend, sleep tight.


 No.162722


 No.162723

>>162719

Dr Pajeet can do that for a lot less.


 No.162724

om a worthless piece of shit


 No.162725

>>162707

When i was a young lad fresh to the masturbation world I did that a few times due to some countdown calculation errors

>>162713

I like Bunnings now that they have self serve checkouts. Wouldn't trust a single one of their employees to give advice though tbh, they all seem lazy and inept


 No.162726

>>162724

Be careful that you don't get bottled and turned into jenkum.


 No.162727

File: 2209dfe347b4093⋯.jpg (1.28 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-10-10 18.34.08.jpg)

Well got my retard drugs, gonna be hanging outside gas stations at night sucking dicks in no time


 No.162728

>>162727

I look forward to it


 No.162729

>>162727

You'll master a technique were you won't spill a drop of cum.


 No.162730

>>162727

If you pop 4 at once you can fap for 5 hours straight and not cum. But real talk, only take them on days you need them, otherwise you will get hooked and build a tolerance. I hate amps, I want to be me even when me is an unproductive bastard. There's no point unless I do things myself you know?


 No.162731

>>162727

Do you really need them when you have those VBs left?


 No.162732

>>162727

Amphetamine fueled rape sessions.


 No.162733

>>162731

I drank the rest of those, gonna use them like a good boy since I'm not a speed freak but they will come in handy for when I'm tired during rape sessions


 No.162734

File: 179fcbaf8809366⋯.jpg (400.19 KB, 1024x687, 1024:687, 531114692-1024x1024.jpg)

WE GOT SUPER SNIFF NOW UNNA


 No.162735

File: 20d3a4c9ee35afb⋯.png (110.5 KB, 733x464, 733:464, d7dff94b035779bec0f6894ce7….png)

>>162727

Welcome to the gang.


 No.162736

>>162733

I worry about you, I hope you stay sane. Please just drink of the weekend and try not to use them too much.


 No.162737

File: f2810d61b2471f8⋯.jpg (41.26 KB, 599x401, 599:401, just fuck my shit up hq.jpg)

>download 44GB movie over the course of 2 weeks due to lack of seeders

>renaming subs to match the filename

>accidentally forget the extension and overwrite the movie with the subs


 No.162738

Been a 10/10 day today, neets


 No.162739

Day 10, any soctober neets still in the running?


 No.162740

>>162739

I had one can on Sunday


 No.162741

File: 0e7dd937d31c22f⋯.jpg (83.22 KB, 900x500, 9:5, zurbaran.-grande.jpg)

Good night friends.


 No.162742

File: 0ffe5c243b8e648⋯.jpg (197.44 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, IMG_20181010_224538.jpg)

Found the Melbourne neet up


 No.162743

>>162670

Heretic

>>162727

>NK on dexys

No bodily orfice in the Joondalup area will go unviolated now


 No.162744

>>162743

I've already called up joondalup hospital to expect mass rape casualties, and if I have any power left over I'll rampage and loot dans


 No.162745

>>162737

Just buy the dvd


 No.162746

>>162745

No, because buying digital goods is communism.


 No.162747

File: 0380e55e9165b1a⋯.jpg (62.29 KB, 900x900, 1:1, download (21).jpg)

>>162744

I am rather disturbed at this threat of looting of my Joondalup outlet, needless to say I will be waiting out the front with my iron bar ready to strike down any looters


 No.162748

File: 44f9f39d2e776bc⋯.jpeg (32.75 KB, 405x363, 135:121, images (76).jpeg)

>>162747

I'll come with an army of abos

The goon will ours!


 No.162749

File: 37f56625cdab015⋯.jpg (11.43 KB, 236x314, 118:157, f33c269043d874f8e2172b5747….jpg)

>sperged the fuck out at a client on Airtasker for not giving me a perfect rating

>he sends me $20 for guilt-bux

Any neets want to start an intimidation racket with me?


 No.162750

>>162746

Time is money and it sounds like you lost a lot of time


 No.162751

>>162749

Is cash the only thing we are allowed to extort?


 No.162752

Good night devious scheming neets


 No.162753

>>162751

We can stand over neets for their psychiatric meds as well


 No.162754

>>162752

goodnight pure innocent neet


 No.162755

>>162749

Give me his address and I'll tap his financial potential


 No.162756

File: e8e9db0a03e2586⋯.jpg (19.13 KB, 250x322, 125:161, 8a6d45b82fb7be1d76b0132cc7….jpg)

>>162749

Intimidation is for niggers.

Learn jewing.


 No.162757

Quiet night tonight.


 No.162758

File: bfe2165f4b99a4b⋯.jpg (9.33 KB, 186x356, 93:178, bfe2165f4b99a4b70f9d58ab79….jpg)

I'm worried I have diabetes. Needing to piss a lot is a symptom of diabeetus, but I also do drink a lot of water. Is drinking 1.5-2L of water in a short amount of time then needing to piss within 30-40 minutes normal? Sorry if this sounds retarded, just worried since I do have a sweet tooth and diabetes runs in my family. I have made plenty of failed attempts at ending my sugar addiction.


 No.162759

>>162758

Go to a doctor probably, diabetes ain't so bad heaps of abos have it and live short and unproductive lives


 No.162760

>>162758

>sweet tooth

>drinks lots of water

You got diabetes, m8. Time to go to the doctor, and this time not doctor Dan.


 No.162761

>>162760

>doctor Dan

I don't drink thankfully.


 No.162762

File: 8b47238b90f0fd1⋯.png (67.24 KB, 580x617, 580:617, DM-logo.png)

>>162761

>>162760

He needs 4l of goon stat


 No.162763

>>162761

Drot Dan.


 No.162764

Time to go to bed. Night Night NEETs


 No.162765

Having a few drinks

>>162727

How did you pull it off? All I can think of is feigning narcolepsy


 No.162766

anyone itt


 No.162767

File: fac9752840892b9⋯.jpg (21.9 KB, 410x246, 5:3, 1182315876782.jpg)

>>162766

Yeah, managed to fuck up another video file, I bet it's the lack of food.


 No.162768

>>162767

Do your parents ever give you a few bucks?


 No.162769

File: 4d48a13dc78afa3⋯.mp4 (7.72 MB, 640x360, 16:9, SKELTAL DRIVE.mp4)

>>162768

No, but I loot daddybot's wallet and he's too dumb to tell.


 No.162770

>>162769

I used to do that all the time to mummybot when I was a teenager.

What do you spend it on? hue neet snacks?


 No.162771

>>162770

Either brazillian street food or I gather enough and go to a restaurant.

It doesn't happen too often, daddybot has a tight grip on money and doesn't carry much.


 No.162772

>>162771

Should I have another beer?


 No.162773

>>162772

Should you not?


 No.162774

Morning all.

Made a lamb and gravy roll with the leftover lamb rack.


 No.162775

>>162773

probably not

>>162774

nice breaky

I'm microwaving a pastie right now


 No.162776

>>162775

What happens if you microwave beer?


 No.162777

>>162775

>breaky

Careful. That's going to trigger at least one NEET.


 No.162778

>>162776

Nothing good.


 No.162779

Morning neets. Feel damn sleepy this morning.


 No.162780

Morning


 No.162781

File: 702245ec286e212⋯.jpg (1.2 MB, 1299x1458, 433:486, Catacomb_Via_Latina_Jacob_….jpg)


 No.162782

>>162780

morning


 No.162783

>>162776

>microwave beer

He turns British which is bad


 No.162784

>>162781

Good morning my friend.


 No.162785

What are the alternatives to monogamy?

Polygamy: Having more than one spouse at the same time

Polygyny: One man, many female partners

Polyandry: One woman, many male partners

Polyamory: Having more than one open romantic relationship at a time

'Ethical' non-monogamy: With agreement and consent from all involved, exploring love and sex with multiple people

Swinging: Generally casual sex without commitment

Monogamish: "A relationship that is mostly monogamous, but occasionally exceptions are made for sexual play" [Urban Dictionary]

Singlism: Negative stereotypes directed at people who are not 'seriously' coupled

Unicorn: Single person who has sex with couples.

Don't ask don't tell (DADT): A couple who agree to intimacy outside of the relationship, but don't share information about that intimacy with each other.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-11/the-people-vs-monogamy/10337446

>unicorn


 No.162786

I have that psychologist appointment at 8:30. Feeling a bit rushed. I will need to get out and take doggo for his walk soon.


 No.162787

>>162785

The ABC can't distinguish between degenerate middle class fads and things which are of real interest to the people of this country.


 No.162788

>>162785

NK is a unicorn


 No.162789

>>162786

What's got you down cruisey


 No.162790

>>162789

Old mate is having a rough time, hope he feels better soon.


 No.162791

>>162787

Well I doubt they'd do an article on going to Dan's


 No.162792

>>162790

Why is possum so mean to dear cruisey


 No.162793

>>162782

How're you neet


 No.162794

>>162792

He wants singlism when I'm a polyamory


 No.162795

>>162793

Good mate, bit cold and sore but alright. Yourself?


 No.162796

I am taking Doggo for his walk Back in 45 minutes.

>>162794

I am throwing out those videotapes. I know where you keep them.


 No.162797


 No.162798

>>162795

Same old


 No.162799

>>162796

more pics of doggo plz


 No.162800

It's my day off, starting it with a nice relaxed want sesh


 No.162801

Wank sesh* fuck


 No.162802

File: 382deb214d4b5e2⋯.jpg (12.1 KB, 300x196, 75:49, th-9.jpg)

>>162796

Don't get up set if when you come around unannounced and find someone else here.


 No.162803

>>162801

#disgusting


 No.162804

>>162801

Fuck sesh wank


 No.162805

Goon blow bang


 No.162806

File: 71f254f85578732⋯.jpg (82.23 KB, 350x339, 350:339, a_Sol9283.jpg)

Time to satisfy the harem.


 No.162807

Dan neet god


 No.162808

>>162787

It's worse than that. They're actively promoting this sort of depravity to destroy the family unit. All part of the plan, as per the Frankfurt School, etc.


 No.162809

>>162808

Who has seen this grand plan?


 No.162810

File: 7200d0c35480425⋯.png (2.62 MB, 4621x2914, 4621:2914, ClipboardImage.png)

>>162809

1. The creation of racism offences.

2. Continual change to create confusion

3. The teaching of sex and homosexuality to children

4. The undermining of schools’ and teachers’ authority

5. Huge immigration to destroy identity.

6. The promotion of excessive drinking

7. Emptying of churches

8. An unreliable legal system with bias against victims of crime

9. Dependency on the state or state benefits

10. Control and dumbing down of media

11. Encouraging the breakdown of the family


 No.162811

>>162810

Were do the aboriginals fit into this plan?


 No.162812

Quite nervous about my exam today NEETs


 No.162813

>>162812

Have you studied?


 No.162814

>>162813

I've tried quite hard to catch up but I'm still a bit behind. I think I will manage.

I've been studying of a morning which is something I've never done before. Next semester will be different I'm quite sure.


 No.162815

Doggo and I are back. Now I need to take a shower. I don't think I will shave. I shaved yesterday. Fuck it.


 No.162816

>>162814

You live and learn. Each semester gets easier relative to the changes of the previous semester.


 No.162817

>>162785

Everything but monogamy is cuckoldry and heretical, and the people who practice these alternatives should receive the death penalty.


 No.162818

>>162817

I don't think you are in a position to talk.


 No.162819

File: 5abfb8b6c467e63⋯.png (1.76 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out092025.png)

>>162766

>>162767

>>162779

>>162780

>>162781

>>162782

>>162800

Good morning freeters and NEETs. You have chosen a good OP image.


 No.162820

>>162817

>Everything but monogamy is cuckoldry and heretical

Polygyny is good for white men to practice against other races.


 No.162821

>>162820

Rape followed by murder is better still.


 No.162822

File: 1a63b77c2039f32⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 2200x2800, 11:14, Minuteman3launch.jpg)

I sincerely hope all you NEETs have a fucking great day. Don't waste it.


 No.162823

>>162819

ol' dirty tonsils skank poster skipped my good morning


 No.162824

The shower is done, now I need to write out my shopping and to do lists, get dressed and go.

I have missed posts, I am not used to this feeling. I am sorry I will have to catch up later. Is this what it is like for wagies every day? How I admire them for being able to cope. I have lived such a lazy life.


 No.162825

File: b3486827d4778d2⋯.png (47.08 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Banner.png)

The unicorn is NK


 No.162826

>>162825

lol that is a nice one mate.


 No.162827

>>162826

The infamous second penis is on his head.


 No.162828

>>162822

Thanks matey.


 No.162829

>>162824

Good on you for getting out there.

Say hello to two strangers.


 No.162830

Time for the wage.

Take care sweet NEETs.


 No.162831

>>162830

Take care, o great bringer of NEETdom.


 No.162832

Another beautiful day in Bestbourne, I'm wearing shorts today.


 No.162833

>>162832

Nice pants, son. Are they short longs or long shorts?


 No.162834

File: 110af504401c0cc⋯.jpg (27.93 KB, 640x480, 4:3, crying2.jpg)

I'm listening to the doors songs while reading fortunes.

Never predicted it would all be like this.


 No.162835

>>162834

Have a banana


 No.162836

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, have to go into uni today, not too pleased about that, I hate going there and seeing people with social lives and even relationships while I rot away


 No.162837

File: f5d1d8713d0db33⋯.jpg (2.05 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, image.jpg)

On the bright side I did see this poster of NK at the train station, wish me luck at uni NEETs, I'm going in now


 No.162838

>>162836

Study in "the cloud" like me. I find I'm actually more productive compared to going in and dealing with parking/catching the bus and sitting in a lecture theater.


 No.162839

>>162837

Such a happy aboriginal man who got given new medication.


 No.162840

>>162837

Good luck.


 No.162841

>>162838

I just used to waste time and get distracted when I studied at home. Then I dropped out and got to dedicate all my time to sitting at home in front of the computer.


 No.162842

>>162841

>dedicate all my time to sitting at home in front of the computer

Wanking and gooning?


 No.162843

>>162842

Hey, don't stereotype and demean my chosen lifestyle. I do more than just that - I binge eat and play vidya as well.


 No.162844

>>162843

My apologies for using stereotypes.


 No.162845

The one day in the past year I have to come into uni and there's some fucking event on and I can't find a park

JUST


 No.162846

What's the meaning to life, NEETs? Is it an endless struggle to find happiness? Is there something more? I'm feeling nihilistic and unmotivated right now.

>>162845

Unlucky, better luck next year.


 No.162847

KFC for lonch


 No.162848

File: d02c6fc3bc67ba2⋯.jpg (236.05 KB, 1300x869, 1300:869, 77fa60631f0d4eb1170636bd93….jpg)

>>162845

Plenty of parking when you pop by.


 No.162849

File: 8c633b0add608e0⋯.png (136.96 KB, 288x507, 96:169, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.162850

>>162849

All those gainz


 No.162851

Australia Post still doesn't have yesterday's express post package as being out for delivery, only "delayed" and I can't open a missing item claim on their shitty website.


 No.162852

>>162851

Ring them up, something may have happened to it.


 No.162853

>>162852

NEETs dont like telephones..


 No.162854

So many hot birds at uni


 No.162855

>>162853

Which reminds me, somebody phoned me this morning and immediately apologised saying they knew I didn't like talking on the phone. Was nice of them.


 No.162856

>>162854

Coles and Woolies also sell $10 hot birds.


 No.162857

>>162853

Use Twotter then.


 No.162858

>>162857

Can you tweet them for me? I'm banned and don't want to register another account.


 No.162859

>>162845

It's called the university being open. Crazy as it sounds, there are some students who actually go to class.

>>162849

…but you guys knew this whole crypto-currency thing was just another scam by jewish insiders to take money from fools who think they're "investing", right?


 No.162860

>>162851

Everytime I read about a neet getting stuff delivered, I want to order something online too. I just can't think of anything worth spending the precious neetbux on.


 No.162861

>>162860

This was just a couple of Chicago screws. I don't need them until Tuesday, but I paid $7 for express postage to avoid precisely the problem I'm having now with blown out delivery times.


 No.162862

>>162858

They will probably ask me for your personal information and I don't feel comfortable sharing that on my account. Just make an account with an obscure password and stay logged in until you get a response, then sign out. When you need access to the account just reset the password and log in again to help stop you from getting banned.


 No.162863

>>162836

Envy and bitterness will rot you away faster than anything else.


 No.162864

>>162846

>Is it an endless struggle to find happiness?

There will be periods of happiness and periods of sorrow. There is no "permanent" happiness for anyone. We must all struggle valiantly on and get what we can from the experience. Take each day as it comes and appreciate what is there for us.


 No.162865

Took half of a 5mg dexy like the psych said, don't feel too different… Dry mouth


 No.162866

>>162862

It's alright. The system now let me lodge a complaint. Probably because it's after midday.


 No.162867

>>162865

It made me more paranoid, more physically energetic, less social, less creative, less impulsive and less lazy.


 No.162868

>>162867

Oh, and the dry throat thing too. People could barely understand me when I tried to talk.


 No.162869

>>162868

Does drinking fix it?


 No.162870

File: afd5cb9f1f4a8f7⋯.jpg (35.44 KB, 1023x576, 341:192, afd5cb9f1f4a8f7ee181316ceb….jpg)


 No.162871

>>162869

Not really


 No.162872

>>162870

So utterly predictable.


 No.162873

it looks sunny out through the crack in the curtains


 No.162874

I am back from seeing the psychologist. Saying all my thoughts out loud was weird I am so used to just thinking them or typing them out on here. I felt more like a crazy person saying everything out loud. Like my thoughts were not as solid and sensible as I had thought they were.

The psychologist said he was impressed with my progress since we started and we decided not to have any more sessions unless I have another crisis. he gave me his email address and told me to let him know how I get on in the future.


 No.162875

Cruisey I am going to have to postpone our meet up again. I am so sorry. I feel like a flake or like you will think I just string you along but don't really intend to do it. That is not the case. I am sorry I have been like this about it.

I am just not up to it right now. I don't think I would make a very good impression on you in my current state. I will let you know when I am feeling better. Hopefully it will not be too long. Definitely before the end of the year.


 No.162876

>>162874

Well done, good to hear that you are making progress and that you did have a positive outcome from keeping the appointment.


 No.162877

>Mobile rings

>Some chink female tells me she is from Telstra and my internet is going to be cut off for 15 days

>Say "fuck off you chink cunt" and hang up

>Remember I'm the office


 No.162878

>>162875

>>162874

Too depressed to meet up?


 No.162879

>>162877

>Remember I'm the office

How many people heard you? Best not to repeat what was said and pretend it was a momentary lapse in your caring nature.


 No.162880

>>162878

I am too depressed and anxious to be able to have confidence that I will make a good showing of myself if you understand what I mean.

I don't want Cruisey to view me as some sort of sad case to be charitable towards. And that is all I could present as right now. The depression turns me into a miserable cunt. I don't want Cruisey to see me like this. It is bad enough he has witnessed all the embarrassing shit I have been writing on here since I started losing it a few weeks ago.


 No.162881

Reckon I might've failed that exam NEETs.

Feel like giving up tbh


 No.162882

>>162881

Wait and see mate. It is often the case that we do better than expected once the papers are marked.


 No.162883

>>162881

That's great news m8! Now you can do the subject again, and procrastinate having to get a job another 6 months.


 No.162884

>>162879

probably 2 or 3


 No.162885

>>162881

Was it multiple choice, short answer questions or long answer questions?

>>162884

That's fine, shit happens. Just say these people have been abusive to you on the phone if anyone bring it up. Give yourself a reason as to why you were abusive towards them.


 No.162886

>>162885

They were trying to defraud me.

2 of the 3 are foreigners anyway. If they can't speak English properly they can't be hearing it properly either.


 No.162887

>>162886

>If they can't speak English properly they can't be hearing it properly either.

That's the way, blame it on their proficiency of English. Good work.


 No.162888

>>162887

Thank you, friend. Nothing wrong with your English!


 No.162889

Someone knocked on my door. I peeked out the curtain. I only saw them from behind. Some fat female holding a notepad. I just assumed she was trying to sell something so I didn't open the door.

I hope it wasn't actually something important.


 No.162890

I got charged $25 to get a new battery put in my watch. What a rip off I was expecting $10 or so.


 No.162891

>>162882

Doubt it, 5 minutes in I realised I was pretty fucked

>>162885

Multiple choice and short answers. If I don't get over 40% I fail too.


 No.162892

>>162890

You can usually change your own watch batteries if you know how to get the back off without damaging anything. Supermarket and Reject Shop sell watch batteries once you know the type you need.


 No.162893

>>162891

What was the subject matter?


 No.162894

>>162890

Always ask for an estimate upfront. I too have experienced this with my watch batteries and if you have an estimate upfront you have a starting price to bargain it down, especially if they took their time doing it.

>>162891

>Multiple choice and short answers.

There is hope. I wouldn't be too doubtful of not passing. Short answers from a markers perspective will be pretty vague answers since you don't have as much time to think of a thought out response, so unless you were completely off I don't think you would fail. If it the majority was long answer questions, then you're fucked but you can away with half-assessing multiple choice and short answer questions unless the content is very specific requiring a very specific answer.


 No.162895

>>162892

>if you know how to get the back off without damaging anything

That is the problem my watch is very valuable and getting the case off is difficult. I didn't want to risk trying it myself. I would have had to buy a special tool first as well.


 No.162896

>>162894

>ask for an estimate upfront.

I should have. I was dealing with the jeweller's Asian wife and I couldn't understand her very well so I just sort of went with things.


 No.162897

>>162894

The short answers were fucking hard. The one worth most marks I couldn't answer, the rest I just talked out my ass, I felt like having a spaz and walking out. All the stuff I spent time studying from the example exams of previous years wasnt present on this one. Very disheartening

The topic was computer networks. Couldn't even remember how to calculate a network address even though I've done it before plenty bod times. My kind always goes to shit in an exam


 No.162898

>>162889

I have cameras and movement detectors setup for this reason, if someone starts walking up my driveway I know before they even knock


 No.162899

>>162898

What sort of booby traps have you got set up?


 No.162900

>>162898

I have a padlock on the gate, a microwave motion detector that sounds a tone in the house when triggered, and motion triggered floodlights that come on at night.


 No.162901


 No.162902

>>162900

Does it detect possums?


 No.162903

>>162902

Not if they're misdirecting.


 No.162904

>>162901

A masterpiece by Pajeet!


 No.162905

>>162831

About time you recognised my role.

Has been an absolutely hectic day at the grindstone.


 No.162906

>>162846

Seek enlightenment, never reach it.


 No.162907

>>162865

A lot of those psychotropics only work after an extended use.

I'm unsure about those though


 No.162908

>>162907

No, they're fast.


 No.162909

>>162874

Good on you mate, that is a good sign.

If you have persistent thoughts, write them down and reflect on them when you have a calm moment


 No.162910

>>162875

You're all good bud, when you're ready.


 No.162911

>>162910

Thank you mate, you are too good to me.


 No.162912

This work catch-up has disoriented me a bit. I am not used to disruptions to the normal routine.


 No.162913

>>162880

That's what this board is for and why I don't get pissed off on a personal level with the narkyNEETs. You don't have to feel embarrassed about being yourself in the moment.


 No.162914

>>162912

I've had a free few minutes


 No.162915


 No.162916

Not so comfy catch up is complete.

Enjoy your afternoon NEETies


 No.162917

>>162916

Have a nice remainder of your day mate. See you when you get back.


 No.162918

There is a shopping trolley in the street outside my house. I live up the top of a hill and there is no supermarket particularly close.


 No.162919

So fucking pissed off I just wanna fight some cunt in traffic


 No.162920

>>162919

You always say stuff like this I can't tell if you are serious or not. One time you said you wanted to stab your uncle.


 No.162921

>>162919

what's wrong cruisey?


 No.162922

>>162913

>I don't get pissed off on a personal level with the narkyNEETs

I do get pissed off with them. I understand that people go through all sorts of shit and that makes them act out or whatever, but you don't have the right to take your problems out on other individuals or on society generally.

I don't think you do anyone any favours by tolerating anti-social behaviour.


 No.162923

>>162918

It was aliens. They abducted the trolley, possibly mistaking it for a cow.


 No.162924

>>162920

I'm not, but my jaw is sore from grinding my teeth in a spiteful rage


 No.162925

>>162924

Still not sure if serious. You need to relax.


 No.162926

>>162924

Have a wank


 No.162927

>>162918

Ride the back of the trolley while filming on your phone to get some sweet dolly shots.


 No.162928

>>162927

You sound very experienced in this subject.


 No.162929

Struggling with sober October today


 No.162930

god i hate driving.it is one of the most panic attack inducing thing you can do.


 No.162931

File: 9764eb52220f68c⋯.jpg (134.05 KB, 735x490, 3:2, 16999cc23e4b231ee2e26e36a5….jpg)


 No.162932

>>162928

I wanted to be a film maker as a teenager.


 No.162933

>>162929

Stay strong mate. You will get through it.


 No.162934

>>162932

Pornographic film maker?


 No.162935

>>162934

I wouldn't be against it if it were still the 80s, back when selling porn actually made money.


 No.162936

>>162930

I have the same problem.


 No.162937

Built a thousand dollar PC just to watch a barely active imageboard refresh itself


 No.162938

File: 96eafb130753981⋯.gif (88.5 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1494817027991.gif)

Arvo fellow neets. How goes thee?


 No.162939

>>162930

For me that's talking to attractive grils.


 No.162940

>>162937

Teach yourself something on it.


 No.162941

File: 8629a18e86aea1d⋯.jpg (68.21 KB, 450x600, 3:4, jfcfpfbvlkqbdudoklpf.jpg)

Tried a Fantastic Noodles Chicken Chow Mein flavour. Was out on special $0.80 from Woolworths.

4/10 very unpleasant flavour. Not impressed.


 No.162942

>>162938

And a good afternoon to you to, sir. Thine is fine.


 No.162943

>>162938

Pretty good, just got home from work, gonna make dinner soon.


 No.162944

>>162938

Hello mate I am going okay thanks for asking.


 No.162945

>>162943

What's for dinner?


 No.162946

>>162945

Grilled salmon and salad.


 No.162947

>>162946

r u a girl neet?


 No.162948


 No.162949

>>162938

Fuckin shit

Did really shit in my exam

Got a shit haircut

Cooked a shit meal for early dinner

Fuckin shit spine is giving me backpain

My shit external hard drive is playing up

Fuck my shit up


 No.162950

File: 13266cc19d92949⋯.jpg (41.4 KB, 460x419, 460:419, ancient_aliens.jpg)

>>162923

Legit. I once saw an episode of Ancient Aliens dedicated to the phenomena of trolley abduction in the ancient middle east.


 No.162951

>>162941

I used to have these at school all the time in the 90s


 No.162952

>>162951

Your school let you have boiling water?


 No.162953

File: f6346ced60047bc⋯.jpg (11.97 KB, 252x212, 63:53, 1511597773794.jpg)

>>162949

You're due for some good luck then


 No.162954

I got a bad haircut yesterday. I told my psychologist today that I didn't like it and he said "ir's okay" and that's how I knew it was really bad since if it wasn't he would have said it looked great.


 No.162955

>>162952

yeah, it was a selective high school so you needed a higher than average IQ. So they trusted us with hot water, yes.


 No.162956

>>162955

We had a kettle in year 12. I microwaved a flake bar in a polystyrene cup and evacuated the entire building as a result.


 No.162957

>>162956

Nicely done. I shorted out an entire building by shooting LEDs from a hanging power socket. But they still let us use kettles.


 No.162958

>>162957

I shorted out an entire city block by wanking into the substation


 No.162959

>>162958

I hope you washed your penis afterwards.


 No.162960

I bought a summer quilt from Target today ($79). I just swapped it with the winter quilt. I am going down to warmth rating 1 from warmth rating 3.


 No.162961

Gonna get blazed and blast TOOL all night long


 No.162962

File: efe7e048d993cac⋯.png (183.46 KB, 476x463, 476:463, 1539132516766.png)

Can someone explain this wojack to me?


 No.162963

>>162961

Sounds miserable.


 No.162964

>>162962

Wojak is depressed and upset and he tries to pass himself off as normal by wearing a mask but his depression and misery are so strong that he can't even pretend to be happy and his mask is just as depressed as his real self.


 No.162965

>>162964

Thank you, I was thinking along the same line but not to the detail of your explanation.


 No.162966

fucken SCHITZ HYDRO


 No.162967

Red Rooster and a cabernet sauvignon for dinner.


 No.162968

>>162962

He's wearing a glass lens strapped to his face.


 No.162969

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Bit more shuckin'


 No.162970

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Not bad for what it is.


 No.162971

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Predictable refreshment!


 No.162972

>>162971

I wasn't being mean when I said that earlier, Dan.


 No.162973

>>162971

predictable misery and damage to your mental wellbeing and life.


 No.162974

File: 40292b6c69abb9d⋯.png (5.32 KB, 620x101, 620:101, ClipboardImage.png)

fuck off, google


 No.162975

File: 212da1b8638f3d9⋯.jpg (50 KB, 270x270, 1:1, 5203950aaf46fbadc1e053e0f6….jpg)

>>162972

It felt a little mean, when you said utterly but I do understand.


 No.162976

File: 92260e6b4af90f4⋯.webm (5.84 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 92260e6b4af90f4a1cd52f382….webm)


 No.162977

>>162975

I'm sorry Dan. I'll buy something to make it up to you on Saturday.


 No.162978

File: 59b093c1fbd14a8⋯.jpg (112.61 KB, 1008x600, 42:25, a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)


 No.162979

If I had a time machine, I'd visit 2001 for 5 minutes an fuck that girl from Amélie in her on-set kitchen.


 No.162980

I'm gonna buy a fully sick glass bong and grow some hectic buds and fly to the fucking moon you neetlords


 No.162981

>>162980

A bad plan.


 No.162982

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>162979

Is it rape if she's already crying?


 No.162983

>>162982

>>162979

Disturbing and sick thoughts.


 No.162984

>>162983

Everybody wants to bone movie people, my friend. Physics says the first isn't probable, and the beetus says the second isn't either.


 No.162985

>>162979

>5 minutes

A studNEET has appeared


 No.162986

>>162982

She's crying because she knows Paris will soon be a white-minority city.


 No.162987

>>162986

If (when) they remake it, it's 110% certain the love interest will be a nignog.


 No.162988

File: 17dd5a24821691b⋯.jpg (449.13 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 17dd5a24821691b02da233b19f….jpg)

>>162978

Karen's just got her learner's, so she'll be driving the whole /ausneets/ crew down to Dan's for some refreshment. All we have to do is supervise her.


 No.162989

>>162988

Needs an L plate on that inside-out van.


 No.162990

>>162988

>All we have to do is supervise her.

>to do is supervise her.

>supervise her.


 No.162991

>>162990

A newly P-plated girl at the gun club wanted a drive of the SV6. Had to ask her dad if it was OK, and sat in the passenger seat awkwardly for the 10 or 15 minute trip.


 No.162992

Unemployed alcoholics gang-raping an underage mental-health support working cartoon girl in the back of a van on their daily trip to their favourite shop.


 No.162993

>>162992

The plot of the next mission impossible movie.


 No.162994

>>162992

Well said m8


 No.162995

>>162947

He is a fancy neet, I bet he's the one that had eggs Benedict and lamb racks.


 No.162996

>>162993

Second one will be a morbidly obese Weber trying to absail his way down the wall of federal building to rescue the NEETgang.


 No.162997

>>162995

I had lamb racks and asked the poster if he was a girl. Salmon and eggs Benedict are gay/effeminate foods.


 No.162998

File: b622acee233556f⋯.png (7.27 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 423432432.png)

>>162995

Nah that's not me, but eggs Benedict is rather nice.


 No.162999


 No.163000

Whats for dinner tonight neets

Might make a squid salad


 No.163001

>>162965

>>162964

No, he hides his real depression with a facade of fake depression. People only see the fake one so when people notice that they focus on that rather than seeing the deeper more devastating pain. The real pain causes him to have veins on his head, the fake one is merely an outward expression, perhaps so others can start the conversation but he can always dismiss them if he doesn't trust that they can understand the real depression.


 No.163002

>>163000

Another NEET with refined taste.


 No.163003

File: 6910f34346af1b5⋯.jpg (59.74 KB, 600x400, 3:2, eggs-benedict-with-smoked-….jpg)

>>162998

DebonairNEET


 No.163004


 No.163005

>>163001

This is sad clown thing.


 No.163006

>>162997

Medium/well done is how women like their meat. No blood.


 No.163007


 No.163008

>>163004

refined chuckles


 No.163009

>>163006

Burned to a crisp (with the offer of a backhander) is how they'll get it.


 No.163010

>>162966

Fuck that shit, try this. It's called mariyowie


 No.163011

>>163001

Thank you also.


 No.163012

>>163007

*depressed honking*


 No.163013

>>163000

Baked beans on toast with some bacon


 No.163014

>>162989

>inside-out van.

Keen eyes there NEET, I didn't notice.


 No.163015

If anyone touches Karen I'm gonna kick ya fuckin head in.

Shes mine


 No.163016

File: 51b59234a444eb5⋯.jpg (56.71 KB, 750x733, 750:733, bbcefe0d5e038a89aabe88b190….jpg)

Catch up is complete again.


 No.163017

>>163013

>bacon

I hope it's aussie bacon, otherwise enjoy your intestinal parasites.


 No.163018

>>163015

>falling in love with a whore

You will be playing the sad clown soon too.


 No.163019

>>163015

Karen is but a dribble in Trivago girl's panties.


 No.163020

>>163016

Well done mate. Welcome home.


 No.163021

>>163019

Monk is a dribble in mine.


 No.163022

>>163013

The bacon I took delivery of the other day is tissue paper thin. It literally cooks in 30 seconds.


 No.163023

File: b9d231894b5ece8⋯.jpg (323.89 KB, 805x1137, 805:1137, gen45.jpg)

>>163020

Thank you, I try.


 No.163024

>>163023

Is.. is he.. is he mouth kissing his brother?


 No.163025

>>163024

nothing wrong with that


 No.163026


 No.163027

>>163021

I helped mold Monk into the homunculus he is.


 No.163028

>>163024

You are not ready for The Council.


 No.163029

>>163028

I'm on the council! [reeees internally]


 No.163030

>>163029

You need to try harder more tongue


 No.163031

>>163030

I just wish they'd hold this part of the ceremony before the goon and KFC.


 No.163032

>>163031

I hope you like the taste of roast beef and sweet mustard pickles.


 No.163033

File: 97f238b3bc29314⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1600x1065, 320:213, 97f238b3bc293144f254a2aedd….png)

NEET clocked at 200km/h


 No.163034

What is on the agenda for tonight's meeting, by the way? I'm across:

-Foreign NEETs complaining

-Correspondence from Dan regarding a drop in sales with Soebr Octnoer

-Karen's L plates.


 No.163035

I went to the Woolworths deli today to buy some slices of silverside and they have replaced the normal one with this bullshit 97% fat free one with no layer of fat around the outside. The fat is the best bit! I didn't buy any. I was very disappointed.


 No.163036

>>163034

Responsible prescription pill abuse re. NKs recent dexys


 No.163037

File: a55705966f5292e⋯.jpg (59.46 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>163033

NEET can't pay the fine.


 No.163038

>>163034

Amended protocol on The Sacrament more tongue


 No.163039

File: 4c8e42e56c4a751⋯.png (385.14 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 40fb664bbdc86550de11810090….png)

>>163036

On that note, I updated some of the OC


 No.163040

File: ab755e41b8764bc⋯.jpg (700.25 KB, 1350x1800, 3:4, 4eb5d82f1694657cb94bf9f632….jpg)

>>163037

No ticket needed, it is an express way to Dan's.


 No.163041

>>163039

Where is the good choices path?


 No.163042

>>163035

The silverside at SA Foodland stores have tested positive to lysteria today…


 No.163043

>>163041

My apologies, let me update it.


 No.163044

File: 32650fa32ef7ed7⋯.jpg (87.75 KB, 700x700, 1:1, Good choices.jpg)

>>163041

>>163043

Here it is.


 No.163045

>>163044

lol that looks about right.


 No.163046

>>163042

More bang for your buck tbh


 No.163047

>>163035

Yeah then the stupid fags complain about things not tasting as good as they used to


 No.163048

>>163042

I got silverside from a foodland on Monday…

FUCK>


 No.163049

>>163048

Oct 15 was the expiry date on the affected packaging from memory


 No.163050

>>163040

I've never seen that Dan before. What are the rarest Dan's you guys can remember seeing?


 No.163051

>>163048

She'll be right mate.


 No.163052

>>163050

It was posted on /aus/ before someone posted it here.


 No.163053

>>163050

>What are the rarest Dan's you guys can remember seeing?

The memes just happen mate, they can't be analysed as coldly as that.


 No.163054


 No.163055

>>163049

I got it from the deli section

>>163051

I hope so


 No.163056

>>163048

Can you please make out your will to leave your estate to establishing the neet compound.

kthx

t. neet council


 No.163057

>>163050

You're approach to memetics is naive at best.


 No.163058

>>163054

>pre-packaged sliced silverside

I think I'm in the clear then.


 No.163059

>>163055

>I got it from the deli section

Sounds like only the prepackaged is effected.


 No.163060

>>163056

>t. neet council


 No.163061

>>163058

Glad to hear it.


 No.163062

File: fe4e198c91b38df⋯.png (279.74 KB, 632x413, 632:413, 6ee6a993d021a1890dea92872e….png)

NK I sentence you to ten (10) Emus, sentence effectively immediately with no prior drug use today recognised.


 No.163063

>>163050

I have heaps of edits I never posted, lots of Han's


 No.163064

Whats the special monthly challenge for November?


 No.163065

File: 0f7e0871214ad44⋯.jpeg (29.03 KB, 474x291, 158:97, 0f7e0871214ad44000dc2e191….jpeg)

>>163040

>rare Dans

Haven't seen the Dan train in a while.


 No.163066

>>163064

Tonguing your own anus for at least 15 seconds.


 No.163067

>>163065

That's a tram you fucking retatr


 No.163068

>>163065

Joondy express?


 No.163069

File: 13859d9430d9905⋯.jpg (5.55 KB, 221x250, 221:250, 1505879896669s.jpg)

>>163067

>retatr


 No.163070

File: f26f370ba96e6f1⋯.jpg (7.77 KB, 209x205, 209:205, 1539245582441.jpg)


 No.163071

File: 246f8e982b07011⋯.webm (8.17 MB, 640x360, 16:9, You've got a friend in me.webm)

>>163065

It's in my collection. You have to show extreme piss hardship for it to arrive it has been rumored.


 No.163072

File: 6dbda6c1e02da67⋯.gif (18.18 KB, 615x548, 615:548, 1538563159086.gif)


 No.163073

I bought one of those plastic clothes air dryer rack things today like someone suggested a while ago. $12 at Target.


 No.163074

Feeling pretty Dan'd


 No.163075

>>163073

Just keep a fresh breeze in the room by keeping the window open a crack, I heard that those things need some ventilation not just locked up in a room.


 No.163076

>>163074

Time to stop for the night then.


 No.163077

File: 60ddc35a5a6f2bf⋯.png (140.36 KB, 998x482, 499:241, a6d32b8d4645d9b7eaa10a96d1….png)


 No.163078


 No.163079

>>163078

Poor decision making.


 No.163080


 No.163081

>>163071

I've heard tell it only arrives for neets who have achieved total zenlike dedication in their gooning, to take you onto the afterlife.


 No.163082

>>163073

Your clothes will stink from slowly drying. Be sure to wear them to interviews.


 No.163083

>>163077

Clumsiest photoshopping of writing I've ever seen. I guess it's part of the charm


 No.163084

>>163082

I only plan to use the air dryer in emergencies when it is raining.


 No.163085

>>163083

wot? it wasn't from a real website


 No.163086

File: 66e0a898e5491c2⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 66e0a898e5491c2a2b0900ae89….png)

>>163081

That great Dan store in the sky, where only the very best neets end up.


 No.163087

>>163086

That is hell.


 No.163088

>>163087

NO…..that's paradise


 No.163089

>>163086

Only those NEETs who die in a goon coma go to DanHalla.


 No.163090

>>163087

Not at all. Bad neets get condemned to liquourland


 No.163091

Imagine if something happened and you were the last person around like that Will Smith movie

Id just setup an incredible bachelor pad in a massive Dans and live the NEET dream


 No.163092

>>163091

That would be a terrible way to live. If you had to be isolated from all other people you would do better to live as close to nature as possible. Dan's poisons would just hasten your suicide.


 No.163093

Dan's the man.


 No.163094

>>163092

I basically live that way now.


 No.163095

>>163094

And how is it going mate?


 No.163096

>>163091

Your booze would be irradiated.


 No.163097

>>163091

I used to fantasise about that all the time when I was a kid. Suspect I'm schizoid.


 No.163098

>>163093

He sure is.


 No.163099

File: efdfef46c2351c2⋯.jpg (753.44 KB, 1162x775, 1162:775, efdfef46c2351c21c3e360236a….jpg)

>>163093

An artist's impression of the afterlife.


 No.163100

>>163097

I think it's a common thought tbh.


 No.163101

>>163099

The blessed drinking aisle, with unlimited rivers of goon for the chosen few who will reach such a realm.


 No.163102

>>162901

Finished work today, don't think the dexies did a whole lot at the low dose I was taking them. Had a bit more energy and DIDINT think about random shit too much and I actually bothered listening to the truck drivers boring stories.

I'd take more but the psych said only to bump it up every 3-4 days


 No.163103

>>163095

this poem sums it up

So alone in my bed

Alone listening to nightly whispers

Alone in my thoughts

Alone standing in court

Alone I stand and fight

Alone I pray for rainbow lights

Alone in the morning I awake

Alone I celebrate my joys

Alone I cry out my sadness

Alone I voice out my fears

Alone in strength

Alone in wealth

Alone in good health

Alone I try to understand

Alone I seek knowledge

Alone I share what is mine

Alone I try not to be alone

Alone when my time has come, I pass away

Sylvia Chidi


 No.163104

>>163103

>Chidi

Sounds foreign. She has to go back.


 No.163105

>>163102

Sounds like they are working I guess, try bumping up the dosage a bit for better effect.


 No.163106

>>163102

You didn't listen to the stories as they were boring. What other improvements did you notice?


 No.163107

Anyone still sober?


 No.163108


 No.163109


 No.163110


 No.163111

>>163106

Managed to rape two abos instead of one on the drive home, I was steering with my bum cheeks


 No.163112

Gotta hand it to wagiedom, I have a significant amount of bux in the bank.


 No.163113


 No.163114

>>163102

>I actually bothered listening to the truck drivers boring stories

You don't need different drugs, you need to improve your attitude. Lose your sense of superiority. Humble yourself. Those truck drivers are probably interesting to talk to if you try better to understand them and to let yourself interact with them in a good-natured and open manner.


 No.163115

>>163111

That ended well, but using these tablets won't end well.


 No.163116

>>163112

Well done mate, keep saving it. Don't start splurging on impulsive shit.


 No.163117

>>163116

Thinking of buying a 4x4 for wholesome outdoor activities.


 No.163118

>>163117

>wholesome outdoor activities

Sounds great. Much better than nasty solitary goon drinking.


 No.163119

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB, 200x320, 5:8, 193cba67f07caf4d496592e7a0….png)

>>163086

Only I can offer you real salvation neets!


 No.163120

>>163119

your a false god craig, you cant take us to Asgard


 No.163121

I fell asleep watching "The Bible" and woke up to the best meal misso has ever made.

Chicken and spinach in a creamy cheese sauce with pasta. It was amazing.


 No.163122

>>163112

Me too, it's a strange feel.

My dream of buying a shit house in a shit suburb to rent to shit people is ever closer.


 No.163123

>>163121

good stuff m8. ur lucky to have someone to do that for you


 No.163124

>>163121

>Chicken and spinach in a creamy cheese sauce with pasta

Sounds nice.


 No.163125

I'm gonna learn Mandarin


 No.163126

>>163123

I was served 5 tendies on a plate yesterday and had a bit of a whinge about how she talks about doing shit then doesn't do anything and it would be better if she didn't say she was going to do something.

Looks like it worked.


 No.163127

>>163122

I would hate to think what a house would cost to buy now, I got mine in 1999, best investment ever


 No.163128

>>163126

I hope you were generous with your praise tonight.


 No.163129

File: 69b5cd98d0ebc10⋯.png (91.31 KB, 782x533, 782:533, just one.png)

Gosh I could really appreciate a cigarette at this moment.


 No.163130

>>163129

Smokes are for fags and gooks


 No.163131

>>163129

Low class, disgusting habit.


 No.163132

>>163125

I have heard it is very difficult to learn


 No.163133

>>163127

I'm thinking $300k for a medium rate one, one that isn't right down the bottom, but still close.


 No.163134

>>163125

Good luck.


 No.163135

>>163128

I was, she has appeased me.

I will look favourably upon her for now.


 No.163136

>>163135

so will you have to spank her tonight or not?


 No.163137

File: 4e502d94cc72f7c⋯.jpg (87.72 KB, 320x480, 2:3, arnie.jpg)

>>163125

No you're not.

>>163130

Be quiet, manlet.


 No.163138

Only 8:30

Day off was great after all. And tomorrows Friday.

Delightfully cruisy.


 No.163139

>>163135

Don't let her get complacent.


 No.163140

>>163138

it's even earlier for us who didn't fall for the daylight saving meme


 No.163141

File: 2d7538809256b65⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 32.71 KB, 678x452, 3:2, images(6).jpg)

Demonic aboriginal rape


 No.163142

>>163141

me on the right


 No.163143

Evil aboriginal invasion


 No.163144

>>163136

There is still time to disrupt my peace, she did not say anything when I gave doggo a serve.

I told her that she is in my good graces and she laughed, she is pushing it. I may need to remind her that a pleased master is not a lenient master.


 No.163145

>>163144

A true Alpha NEET


 No.163146

>>163129

Have a vape.


 No.163147

>>163141

Dexamphetamine fuel aboriginal rape psychosis.


 No.163148

File: 95b6596543e899a⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 2.23 MB, 460x460, 1:1, balls.mp4)

Dont look at my balls.


 No.163149

>>163148

Very disappointed.


 No.163150

File: 805e5acd49de308⋯.jpg (83.75 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1539182754443.jpg)


 No.163151

What happened to good night gook neet?


 No.163152

>>163150

hideous.


 No.163153

>>163152

looks ok to me


 No.163154

>>163150

Is that you oriental fancier? I have not seen you in a while.


 No.163155

>>163153

Yeah, me too but brap posters have ruined bums a bit for me.


 No.163156


 No.163157

>>163150

I wanna be the one on the left


 No.163158

File: 19b2f4efa33ba16⋯.jpg (27 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 19b2f4efa33ba16bf5d6925650….jpg)

SEOUL, Oct. 5 (UPI) – South Korean authorities seized more than 2,000 human flesh pills smuggled from China.

A total of 2,751 pills filled with human flesh had been smuggled from China between 2015 and August this year, according to the Korea Customs Service, in a report submitted to National Assembly, Yonhap News reported.

Human flesh pills are made of dead human fetuses or infants and wrongly known to boost stamina and cure cancer, serious diabetes and incurable diseases. They are smuggled in suitcases or via international mail to South Korea and sold on the black market.

According to Joongang Ilbo, human flesh capsules are sold in Chinese towns for around $220 per 2.2 pounds (1 kg) or $53-$80 dollars for 30 to 50 capsules.

Contrary to the health belief, some 18.7 billion viruses and hepatitis B virus were discovered in a human flesh capsule in an examination by the Ministry of Food and Drug Safety, according to the report.

monitoring mails from China and sends packages, suspected of containing human flesh bills, to a state research center to be analyzed for a DNA testing.

"Making and consuming human flesh pills is a crime against humanity and if consumed, it could cause potential health damages as well," Park Myung-jae, a lawmaker of Liberty Korea Party, was quoted as saying in the Yonhap News report.

https://www.upi.com/amp/Top_News/World-News/2018/10/05/South-Korea-discovers-smuggled-human-flesh-pills/8191538721166/?__twitter_impression=true


 No.163159

>>163157

I'll be the one brewing up a storm on the right.


 No.163160

>>163159

I can feel your wetness on my face


 No.163161

>>163158

The chinese truly are barbarians.


 No.163162

>>163161

yep agree with that


 No.163163

Rain rain go away.


 No.163164

>>163158

business opportunity for executives


 No.163165

>>163158

Would've the chinks just threw the babies into a meat grinder to make the powder for the tablets?


 No.163166

>>163158

That is what NK will try next after the dexies don't fix him.


 No.163167

>>163166

Aboriginal flesh pills.


 No.163168

>>163166

>I To Had That Thought


 No.163169

>>163165

SICK BASTARD, there would be a lot more to it than that, you would have to add preservatives and additives etc, some sulphur, yak urine, stuff like that, it's not a simple matter of grinding down babies


 No.163170

>>163169

Thank you, but no thank you for rewriting my theory of how the chinks work.


 No.163171

>>163169

Don't forget tiger penises and panda testicals.


 No.163172

>>163166

>>163165

>>163164

>>163161

None of you picked up on JOONgang


 No.163173

>>163172

skimmed it tbh


 No.163174

I have very simplistic ideals of the chinks wish I wish to keep.


 No.163175

>>163171

Honestly there like our salt and pepper, they go in for the general seasoning


 No.163176

>>163172

I made a comment about it and that's probably why.


 No.163177

Whats a good movie about exploring and colonialism in Asia


 No.163178

File: f801ac8e0aece04⋯.jpg (121 KB, 850x604, 425:302, Horat2.jpg)

I am off to bed NEETs.

Good night to my Valued NEET. You know how much I appreciate you.

I will read some more Hornblower tonight. Currently I am reading Lieutenant Hornblower, where he is a Lieutenant on a ship of the line commanded by a paranoid, insane captain. It is very good.


 No.163179

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>see an old photo of someone in their youth

>heart jolts as I realize that person doesn't exist anymore and that time will never, ever return, it's just gone forever


 No.163180

>>163179

Probably an over-reaction.


 No.163181

>>163180

It's a reaction. Whether or not it's excessive has nothing to do with you.


 No.163182

>>163181

Probably an over-reaction.


 No.163183

>>163179

I was going to make a narky comment until I realised it could be a family member.

Have a goon


 No.163184

>>163181

Have a goon


 No.163185

>tfw sufficiently goon'd


 No.163186

>>163185

Keep it that way m8


 No.163187

going to bed as I have just finished my 8th beer, should be enough to knock me out and keep the nightmares away for another night, goodnight neets


 No.163188

>>163064

No Goon November


 No.163189

Lotta drunks for a thursday evening


 No.163190

>>163189

The wagiedom is taking it's toll.


 No.163191

>>163190

I have got to hand it to the neets that manage to wagecuck while hungover, I couldn't manage that myself.


 No.163192

>>163166

I've eaten the occasional boong baby by accident while licking black gin pussy, Didint make me any more powerful


 No.163193

>>163191

I don't get bad hangovers for some reason, I guess it's a blessing, also I am not that drunk 6 standard drinks, just needed to take the edge off.


 No.163194

>>163192

Absolutely revolting.


 No.163195

>>163193

If you drink often it's probably just a tolerance thing

>>163192

You're a strange man, NK


 No.163196

>>163195

I don't drink that much, once to two times a week.


 No.163197

File: 0b61b5c078eac01⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.11 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-10-11 18.43.17.jpg)

>>163191

The dexies apparently help with hangovers ( or so I hope)


 No.163198

>>163187

>>163192

Goon Night.


 No.163199

>>163197

You're gonna turn into an emu if you keep drinking those.


 No.163200

>>163197

Two more and you're a free man.


 No.163201

>>163197

That's almost a bulge pic


 No.163202

>>163201

I don't want to give faggots any ideas so I keep my modesty


 No.163203

>>163202

You're a pure maiden at heart


 No.163204

pure boong


 No.163205

>>163204

Boong export


 No.163206

evening neets


 No.163207

>>163178

>paranoid, insane captain

With muttonchops? Maybe this is part of my premonition captain NEET


 No.163208

>>163178

Also, sleep tight.


 No.163209

File: b59f6b5cc690dd2⋯.png (24.06 KB, 485x303, 485:303, images (13).png)

>Tfw lifeline threatens to call the police on you but your already in prison


 No.163210

>>163206

the worst kind of neets


 No.163211

>>163206

>>163187

Good night.


 No.163212

>>163202

>I keep my modesty

HAH


 No.163213

Transferring my 600 gigs of porn over the network is taking way longer than expected


 No.163214

>>163213

The chinks are probably siphoning it


 No.163215

the cumdies are soiled


 No.163216

File: e30e826cef7b6b7⋯.jpg (145.9 KB, 1456x1941, 1456:1941, cU798GRr.jpg)

>tfw depressed


 No.163217

>>162838

I might consider that

>>162839

From doctor Dan himself

>>163039

>>163040

>>163062

>>163065

Made me kek very hard

>>163119

Craig is the false prophet

>>163125

A useful skill for when we're a gook colony in 5 years time


 No.163218

>>163216

Out of vape juice?


 No.163219

>>163214

me rikey abo porn


 No.163220

>>163216

Asian penis porn?


 No.163221

File: 2f8fbcb3bf6aede⋯.jpg (76.68 KB, 940x627, 940:627, 5485042-3x2-940x627.jpg)

>>163216

If you gonna drink the emu you need to watch aboriginal porn and ONLY aboriginal porn, the great spirits will reward you with happiness


 No.163222

>>163221

abos are kind of asians


 No.163223

>>163216

Have an Export or dexy


 No.163224

>>163223

Still waiting for NK to give me a quick rundown on how to get a script


 No.163225

Night nerds


 No.163226

>>163187

Hope you don't have work tomorrow.


 No.163227

still no buzz


 No.163228

>>163224

There is a rare blue flower that grows on the eastern slopes. Pick one of these flowers. If you can carry it to the top of the mountain, you may find what you were looking for.


 No.163229

>>163224

I looked online for psych's that specialize in ADD and when I found one I got my GP to give me a referral.

You need to call them up before hand and ask about wait times because some are booked out for months.

Then you just talk the guy about how you can't remember shit and suck at life and he'll refer you for a drug test and wingo


 No.163230

>>163226

Are any neets here still on cenno?


 No.163231

>>163230

Or to put it another way, are there any real neets still here? Yes.


 No.163232

>>163230

it feels like a long time since we've had a >tfw max appointment post


 No.163233

>>163232

it feels like just the dsp bros left on the bux


 No.163234

>>163233

neetdom is temporary, tardom is forever


 No.163235

File: 56d66efaabf03f9⋯.png (181.73 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 56d66efaabf03f96069c69c4bf….png)

>>163232

Ahh those days, whatever happened to those days?


 No.163236

>>163234

everyone cracked and got a job


 No.163237

>>163234

>neetdom is temporary

Speak for yourself, normie


 No.163238

>>163237

At least someone is still flying the flag


 No.163239

since the parents have been away I have been taking a lot of baths. Mummybot would fucking start reeing about using up all the hotwater.


 No.163240

>>163239

Baths are fun but not so great if you get an urge to wank


 No.163241

File: 31f377af05eb126⋯.png (2.8 MB, 1024x1536, 2:3, King_David_-_Sir_Peter_Pau….png)

Good night friends.


 No.163242

>>163240

you can have a shower to get rid of the congealed cum on your stomach after


 No.163243

>>163242

The shame does not come off so easily


 No.163244

>>163243

it slides off some off us like water on a ducks back


 No.163245

>>163241

Good night old man poster neet


 No.163246

>>163245

preferred the asian girls licking each others butts tbqh


 No.163247

>>163246

You need to let go of your degenerate sexual desires


 No.163248

>>163246

We seem to have lost japanese qt poster and aryan qt poster. All we've got left is Karen's good mornings.


 No.163249

>>163247

I didn't say I really liked it, just that it was an improvement on the old man.


 No.163250

File: ef4462196b38884⋯.jpg (331.81 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, dard.jpg)

god I wish that were me


 No.163251

Good night friend neets. May your evening be comfy and your beer tally single figured


 No.163252

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.163253

>>163250

Work hard. You can achieve your dreams and follow in the footsteps of your idols.


 No.163254

File: c6b51bc19d82d0f⋯.gif (905.73 KB, 499x499, 1:1, 1398828096614.gif)

Goddamn arma 3 never works right.

If I didn't enjoy it so much on the few occasions when it did work properly I wouldn't bother with having to deal with its bullshit.


 No.163255

>>163252

DA KILLAZ


 No.163256

Guys, when I was in high school. there were kids with greek names but who were really brown skinned. Were they actually half-boong?


 No.163257

>>163256

Did you ever see them sniffing petrol?


 No.163258

>>163251

Goon night m8


 No.163259

Just realised I haven't done a single useful thing all day. Good night neets.


 No.163260

>>163259

Did you at least have a wank?


 No.163261

>>163259

maybe you have depression


 No.163262

If you're walking on thin ice you may as well dance


 No.163263

>>163259

>>163260

Did you at least have a goon?


 No.163264

Time for sleep. Night Night NEETs


 No.163265

Morning all.

One more day of wagering.


 No.163266

Morning NEETs

No strawberry farm without hustling.

Up n at em


 No.163267

File: d3604e2915a86df⋯.jpg (167.55 KB, 628x250, 314:125, David-dancing-2.jpg)

>>163265

>>163266

Good morning friends.

The wage doth beckon.


 No.163268

Wakey-wakey wagies. Mr Shekelstein expects you in his slave pits within the hour. Do not disappoint him.


 No.163269

File: c225cf7976faf3e⋯.png (785.99 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, staretaru.png)

>>163265

>>163266

>>163267

Morning NEETs.

I read tales about indians giving gifts to uncontacted tribes in exchange for making them dance, and the people from those tribes are too foolish to realize the indians are doing it to get off on their naked dancing. Can you do that with abos?


 No.163270


 No.163271

Morning


 No.163272

Chatting with my ex about her current boyfriend while I backup all her photos onto cold storage.

Fuck that hoe


 No.163273

>>163272

>fuck that how

To make you jealous?


 No.163274

>>163256

You mean like Nick Kygrious


 No.163275

>>163271

morning


 No.163276

>>163275

How are you


 No.163277

>>163276

Tired and sore but alright I guess, yourself?


 No.163278

>>163277

Got a head ache


 No.163279

>>163278

That's no good, drink some water.


 No.163280

>>163279

HAVE A GOON


 No.163281

File: b407dc4de9f03f7⋯.gif (273.5 KB, 189x189, 1:1, 1539282540636.gif)

>>163276

Good mate. Another fresh feeling morning on this nice Friday. I only managed 25 pushups this morning but thats ok because I was using more of a close grip than usual.

Just spending the morning listening to some nice dub beats and planning the weekend, might do some skipping soon.

Hope todays wagery is good.


 No.163282

I hope my parcel comes today.


 No.163283


 No.163284

File: b9fb384fae428ca⋯.jpg (126.95 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, lucifer.jpg)

Time to fall before the face of God.


 No.163285

>>163283

This is how the NEET compound will be achieved.


 No.163286

>>163285

I always knew cruisey would be the one


 No.163287

>>163284

Dan is god


 No.163288

>>163286

I bet Weber has bought some dumb shit while gooned.


 No.163289

File: 39d9f08165c0c19⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out092212.png)


 No.163290

I SAT BY THE OCEAN

DRANK A POTION BABY TO REPLACE YOU


 No.163291

>>163267

Good morning my friend.


 No.163292

>>163272

What is the current bf like? Is he Chad?


 No.163293

>>163284

Hot, smells like sulphur.


 No.163294

>>163292

They broke up. Hes younger and shorter than me but she has previously told me that he has a gym body. That's fine, he was a faggot who couldn't get a job and she got fed up.


 No.163295

>>163286

I will make the NEET estate, It will be like a hospital ward where there is a toilet and a bed in each room and a share kitchen and laundry that none of you will use and I will charge all of you $100 a week.


 No.163296

>>163283

>$56k

That's achievable.


 No.163297

>>163295

That sounds reasonable. I lived in a place like that once but they charged us $165 a week.


 No.163298

>>163291

Gday, how goes?


 No.163299

>>163298

It goes okay. I dreamed about the Gen last night and woke up feeling anxious and unsure if the dream was real or not.

How goes it with you?


 No.163300

>>163297

It's because I care. I will put the best insurance on so when you put a hole in a wall, burn the carpet or dirty the linen beyond repair, I will get new ones paid for and up your rent by 20%


 No.163301

>>163299

I was sore and tired til I had a shower, then in the shower I fatasised about yelling at my boss. Now I am energised.


 No.163302

>>163300

My room had a bar fridge in it and I turned it off because I wasn't using it and I didn't like the noise it made and it defrosted all the ice in the freezer which I hadn't anticipated and leaked water all over the carpet underneath it and it turned a brown colour.


 No.163303

>>163301

Just make sure you only do the yelling in the fantasy and keep yourself meek and mild in reality.


 No.163304

File: a01935b2ae379c8⋯.jpg (197.82 KB, 600x780, 10:13, a01935b2ae379c8d5d9a8f9d4e….jpg)

Finally Friday neets.

I'm wearing a hawaiin kind of shirt to the office, hope its not too casual.


 No.163305

File: f1f601beeb7945f⋯.png (153.54 KB, 700x700, 1:1, the_big_fat_party_animal.png)


 No.163306

>>163282

Did you hear back from your complaint?


 No.163307

>>163302

That is two offences.

Your rent is now $144 a week.

NK will be my real money maker, I will refuse to give him a reference and will blacklist him with the rental agencies but keep him renting out a room, he'll pay for the whole building himself.


 No.163308

>>163306

Of course not.


 No.163309

>>163308

You must muster the strength to call them up, I worry that you're package isn't going to be delivered on time.


 No.163310

>>163303

I am unsure I can do that.

I have the feeling festering and boiling up inside me. He has crossed multiple lines but yesterday he insulted all of our characters and made one of my coworkers fucking cry.

He can insult our professionality and make the business all about him all he likes but he basically called us all kikes yesterday and that we are in disability care for a paycheck.

Two days ago he was going on about how he was "in with" a bunch of actual kikes from Sydney. I had a hard time biting my tongue then.


 No.163311

>>163307

NK will let all his cousins in and they will be sniffing petrol and burning the floorboards for firewood until your building is only a hollowed out shell.


 No.163312

>>163309

I might tell the seller to send me some more and pay him if first lot turn up.


 No.163313

>>163311

I will keep them all on and get paid by the gov for housing natives and insurance will more than cover the rest.

They can have a whole floor the car park to themselves.


 No.163314

>>163310

Please be careful mate. You are a bit of a boss yourself from what I understand so you know what it is like being in charge and having people underneath you make everything difficult for you with what looks like self-centred bullshit.

He has the same problems but the higher up you are the more responsibility you have and the worse the pressure is. You should try to empathise with him and sort things out without yelling or making things more personal than they need to be.


 No.163315

File: cb3cfd3a19ab667⋯.jpg (74.6 KB, 640x425, 128:85, onB8xbA.jpg)

Anyway, off to work. Have a nice day.


 No.163316

>>163315

Have a good day mate. See you later.


 No.163317

My car radio has gone to God. Driving in a more responsible way as a result of no desert rock.


 No.163318

>>163317

>Driving in a more responsible way

That is good. You should always drive responsibly.


 No.163319

>>163317

It sounds like you should buy a new Astra.


 No.163320

File: edc9a5656068cd1⋯.jpg (6.88 KB, 232x217, 232:217, egg1.jpg)

Remember it is world egg day today so enjoy your eggs everyone


 No.163321

>>163320

Gonna fertilise somebody's eggs today.


 No.163322

At the wagery and no one else is here

Typical

Just gonna browse Reddit for a while


 No.163323

>>163322

What subreddits do you frequent?


 No.163324

>>163323

r/homelab

r/asiansgonewild


 No.163325

File: 950b72ef265d7d1⋯.png (2.15 MB, 768x1023, 256:341, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.163326


 No.163327

>>163325

Did cocky get caught in a hail storm?


 No.163328

>>163327

Yeah, the South Queensland one last night.


 No.163329


 No.163330

File: 6c54041dec70ff7⋯.png (647.19 KB, 678x584, 339:292, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.163331

>>163330

Crikey.


 No.163332

File: 6e36f783c1c4531⋯.gif (274.65 KB, 400x388, 100:97, 0886 - byCpCCj.gif)

Grandma told me a worrying thing.

Daddybot when he was my age was considered the smart person in the family.

He's actually one of the dumbest people I know, that means his insanity came with age, and although he has been like this as far as I remember, he was already old when he had me. This may also explain why he's so jealous I'm smarter than him, grandma told me about how he put a lot of effort into entering an extremely difficult school, he probably thinks he is what he was in 1974, and it probably angers him a lot that I've lived only 1/3rd the time he has lived and can so nonchalantly do better than him at everything.

That means maybe when I go old something may come up in my head that will make me like him.

Daddybot is so reserved I barely know who's in the family beyond him, but grandma mentioned I have a grand uncle who's 96 years old and alive, I need to somehow find out the mental state of that uncle and hear his thoughts. I need to find out if I'll go retarded and crazy with age just like my father, and maybe get someone to diagnose my relatives and see if it's some mental disease running down the family tree.


 No.163333

>>163332

You are in no position to judge your father given the way you live. Who do you think you are?


 No.163334

>>163333

I am me.


 No.163335

90 minutes at work and all I've done is look at Gumtree


 No.163336

>>163335

Anything good for sale?


 No.163337

>>163336

Dell R610 for $150 bucks, think I might get it


 No.163338

>>163334

Braging about how smart you are isn't a particularly attractive character trait.


 No.163339

>>163338

Nor is lying, and the point I made is that I'm smarter than daddybot, which if you knew your neetlore isn't an achievement at all.


 No.163340

>>163339

My NEETlore tells me that none of your opinions about your family are worth anything at all because you are seriously mentally ill and narcissistic. You are unable to view yourself or anything around you with much accuracy.


 No.163341

>>163340

Actually I'm the exact opposite of narcissistic because instead of unreasonably admiring myself I'm too insecure about everything.


 No.163342

>>163341

Insecurity is the root of narcissism.


 No.163343

>>163342

That statement is baseless because narcissism is defined by people being secure about themselves to the point it's despicable.


 No.163344

I have been reading about narcissism and came across this:

"The insecure person frequently complains that things aren’t good enough.

People high in inferiority like to show what high standards they have. You may label them as snobs, but as much as you realize they’re putting on an act, it may be hard to shake the feeling that they really are better than you. What they’re trying to do, you may rightly suspect, is to proclaim their high standards as a way of asserting that not only are they better than everyone else, but that they hold themselves to a more rigorous set of self-assessment criteria."

That sounds like me, my standards have risen very high and I shit on just about everything. Is it just my insecurity at work? Is my prudishness related to this as well? Have I become this insufferable prudish cunt to try and compensate for my sense of inferiority?

I thought I had got past all this and that my narcissistic phase was over. But it looks like I still haven't humbled myself anywhere near enough. I think I need to try to stop shitting on everyone's taste in food and music and movies. I have been making such a negative cunt of myself and I didn't even notice.


 No.163345

I should never have read any of this stuff. Nothing good can come of it. I think we are better off not looking at the human being in this sort of analytical way. It increases cynicism. There is something nihilistic about it. Viewing yourself as some kind of malfunctioning machine rather than as a soul.

Anyway I read that quote from here: https://www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201511/4-signs-someone-is-probably-insecure


 No.163346

That little neet king with the dexys and the emu

Yeah buddy, that's his own lair


 No.163347

What take away should I get for lunch lads


 No.163348

>>163347

A Cornish pasty from the bakery.


 No.163349

>>163347

I'd go for a nice salad roll and an orange juice


 No.163350

File: f5b21075ac4574f⋯.png (276.75 KB, 630x375, 42:25, 78tur57.png)

>>163344

That description sounds like overthinking something simple. A truly narcissistic person is too scatterbrained to come up with such a plot.

It also paints narcissism as a good thing, offending people is irrelevant, because although you can craft a message to be offensive, if you're not doing that, who chooses whether something is offensive is the listener, and you're then left with a person who is on a constant self improvement state.

Don't worry, m8.


 No.163351

I wanted to become a humble, empathetic, world-weary but compassionate person. I think I thought I was succeeding.

But all I have managed to do is become a pompous, smug, passive aggressive, controlling, narcissistic cunt. And people say that I'm "nice"! If they only knew.

I have a lot of thinking I need to do, and a lot of work.


 No.163352

File: 01e820887833db3⋯.jpg (178.79 KB, 966x1145, 966:1145, bf7db7fe14de21468d61b8c447….jpg)

>>163351

Oh and look at the primordial example of narcissism. Narcissus was too dumb to realize the boy reflected in the water was himself, mesmerized by the admiration he had for that boy. He saw the boy as perfection.

Maybe I'm overthinking it with this interpretation of the tale myself, but it sounds like a poetic way of telling people with this trait are actually really fucking dumb.

I'd say as long as you worry about being narcissistic, you can't be narcissistic, because if you were you wouldn't be questioning yourself.

That description you linked previously gives me a sort of uncomfortable feeling, like when you blow the fuck out of a SJW and they write a butthurt rant on their personal blog while having whatever coffee brand hipsters are having nowadays. Except whoever wrote the text wrote a internet psychology clickbait article.

And shitting on people with shit taste is perfectly fine, things are meant to progress, and people who actively work for the degeneration of something shouldn't be given free reign in any segment of society.


 No.163354

It is nearly lunch time and I have done nothing at work.


 No.163355

File: 96f33885b2641c4⋯.jpg (141.98 KB, 1396x952, 349:238, falcons playbook hacked by….jpg)

>>163354

That's a good thing. You get your wagie points, mr. Schlomo doesn't get to exploit you.

Good job for not doing your job.


 No.163356

>>163355

Fucking Russians up to their old tricks. When will they stop? I am pretty sure they hacked my computer to make it look like I have been looking up porn.


 No.163357

>>163356

Someone did that to my computer too.


 No.163358

>>163354

Same

Going to red rooter now


 No.163359

>>163357

#MeToo


 No.163360

>>163359

OMG so brave!!


 No.163361

>>163360

We no longer have to suffer in silence


 No.163362

I went to HJs for lunch.

There was a teenage girl ahead of me who had more hanging out of her pants than in it. I didn't know where to look.


 No.163363

>>163362

Was she attractive?

Did she have a good brapper?

Either way the answer is to look at her ass.


 No.163364

File: e62dc2da1dfd240⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.96 KB, 480x769, 480:769, ass.jpg)


 No.163365

>>163363

She was, but far too young for me, and inappropriately dressed regardless.


 No.163366

The red rooster I got was putrid. Their sauce tastes like poison. I got the BBQ bacon burger, the lettuce was ice cold and it was covered in sauce. The water I got was the same price as a Coke too, deplorable.

I will not be eating there again.


 No.163367

>>163366

You should have gotten an entire chicken cut into eighths, and a family size chips. That's what I do.


 No.163368


 No.163369

>>163367

Ah, the Executive snack combo.


 No.163370

>>163368

Can you describe it please? I want to click, but I don't know who is behind me right now.


 No.163371

>>163365

So she was a thot?

Was she wearing a midriffs as well like most thots?


 No.163372

>>163371

A singlet of some sort.

I don't know what she was. I think it's still school holidays here, so I'd prefer not to dwell on it.


 No.163373

>>163370

big black woman ass is eating her pants alive.


 No.163374

>>163373

That made it easy not to click. Thank you!


 No.163375

I just saw a group of multiracial female friends. Its a bit strange.


 No.163376

>>163375

It's the cool thing to do these days.


 No.163377

File: a72015a084e19b0⋯.mp4 (525.35 KB, 360x640, 9:16, Fuck_niggers.mp4)

>>163375

All racial conflict is inherently male toxic behaviour, silly.


 No.163378

I've taken 1 phone call at work today.

Read the whole Wikipedia article about Samsung.

Why even employ me


 No.163379

File: 003e083d587597d⋯.jpg (2.01 MB, 4032x1960, 72:35, NEET LIFE.jpg)

For you


 No.163380

>>163378

Have you tried asking for more work?


 No.163381

>>163379

NEET Gang, NEET Life.


 No.163382

>>163380

Yeah, I put 50 stickers on 50 boxes.


 No.163383

>>163382

In that case, I'd just start studying or browsing the internet until they get the hint. Maybe sit there reading a novel.


 No.163384

>>163382

Could you have spaced it out a bit, like 10 stickers on boxes every half hour?, then add in ur smoko break, toilet break, that could have filled in 3 hours or so


 No.163385

>>163384

I did to some extent.

Currently on my 3rd paid poop


 No.163386

Start of the a-league is on tonight. Are you NEETs ready for the world game?


 No.163387

File: f2dcd4cd187a799⋯.jpeg (6.13 KB, 275x183, 275:183, foz.jpeg)

>>163386

my body is ready


 No.163388

>>163385

>3rd …poop

Time for some Metamucil?


 No.163389

>>163386

Not interested personally but I hope you enjoy it mate.


 No.163390

If left work now I don't think anyone would notice.


 No.163391

>>163390

If they did notice there would be questions…


 No.163392

>>163391

That is the reason I am not leaving


 No.163393

>>163392

Pretend you're dead and see how long it takes them to notice.


 No.163395

New Thread: >>163394

New Thread: >>163394

New Thread: >>163394

New Thread: >>163394

New Thread: >>163394

New Thread: >>163394


 No.163396

Bum gash


 No.163397

Bum rush


 No.163398

File: 3fb35f0f9ad8e60⋯.jpg (107.75 KB, 1159x1009, 1159:1009, a6e03f15beedafc6202ad13bcc….jpg)


 No.163399

Bum pash


 No.163400

Bum rash




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