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Another weekend approaches NEETs. Time to recharge the mental and spiritual batteries by reconnecting with family, friends, nature and community.

Old Thread: >>162641


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>by reconnecting with


Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? because he got married


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I started writing a song this morning.

It is called Black Science Man.

So far it only has four lines:

Black Science Man

Went to a party

Black Science Man

Drank some Bacardi


Horrible pepe



2 hours of wageing to go


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See you soon.



Piss off Dan



how rude


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>go to wage

>feeling extra charged for the day

>girls at work even mention I look like I'm in a really good mood

>get almost all my work done much faster today

>jesus crucified christ I feel good

>new executive freight worker decides it's a good idea to start working

>30 minutes before clock out has supervisor tell us to downstack another pallet

>wait what the fuck?

>proceeds to eliminate an entire shelf of goon all over the floor

>three people including myself cleaning up

>still have to pull 10 carts out into their designated areas before clockout

>stay almost half an hour after I was supposed to clockout

>he still sits on his phone during all of this

>supervisors mysteriously vanished



You seem to be a bit angry. You need to learn to love your work.


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Hows Sober October going?



It's not like I'm having withdrawals or anything, but I am so bored and wish I had some drinks to help pass the time. Not even halfway through October.


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You must be looking forward to Goonvember.


What new hobbies have you NEETs developed recently?



I've started collecting the lint I get from my bellybutton, I hope by winter next year I will have enough to make a quilt



Refining my wanking style


Can NKs dexis be snorted?



What about shelved?



I would first prefer to know the answer to snorting.



Hiding my burning anger at this outdated myob spinoff at work. Also I just broke my shitty stapler in a little Friday fit when no one was around



What accounting software do you use?



Exo Business


Good afternoon NEETs, another week of wagiedom completed.


Yes, injected too.


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Typical "I can do anything a man can do" female.



>Yes, injected too.

Thank you.



I honestly hate using any other software besides xero so if it is a worst version of myob then it truly must suck.




Good afternoon mate.



Hope UNNA makes it back in time for NK.


Fuckin hate wageing wish I was a rich neet



Buy a lotto ticket.





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Tell them you have a medical appointment.



>tfw 9 to 5 at an office


I did shit all an got paid so I am pretty happy.


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How's your executive journey going?


Do you NEETs what to here of a naughty idea I've been thinking of?



Fucking hate being a NEET. Wish I was a RichWagie.



Have a goon +/ wank +/ binge



Basically it is buying an apartment next to a high school and buying good binoculars to perv on the high school girls. You can also do this near a beach an look out for topless sunbathers.



Very predictable.


Have a spaz



Wouldn't it lose it's gleam after a while. Renting would be a more viable option to be able to move around.


Thank you



Low behaviour. You should think about a future filled with things that will bring more meaning into your life. Don't let your sexual perversions consume you.




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>You should think about a future filled with things that will bring more meaning into your life

Should he start thinking about building a dungeon



Please don't post disgusting pics unspoilered.



That's the guy who creates the shit threads around here.








Waging is over





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Where did NK get his pillows from?



I don't know but they stopped making them in 2006.


23 degrees today in Shitbourne, thinking of going to the gym and then Dan's



>going to the gym

Great idea

>and then Dan's

Terrible idea. Don't spoil your good work at the gym.



>Terrible idea.

Only if he doesn't go to Dan's.


Fuck yeah NEETs got her up to 120km/h on the ragie wagie commute after some fuckwit almost cut me off as we're both turning right at an intersection

Feel a bit better now



3XL, but 4XL tshirts are starting to feel pretty comfy now.



Keep going and don't stop believing.


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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black



I sit on that on the freeway most mornings. Traffic is pretty good at that time of morning. Nowhere for the police to perform a traffic stop safely either.


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Sounds like a good place to stop at a drive-through Dan's for some before work refreshment.


Such a nice Friday, would be great to crack a coldie



Don't do it.


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Have we heard anymore updates on the supposed NEET up in Melbourne?



> …do it.



I hoep Cheezle is doing ok.


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I hope so to.


Off to get my corn shucked shortly



I hope you are not paying someone to do it.


NEETs I am considering adding a janitor again to look after the board when I am unavailable. I would get Cheesy again if he was willing but I'm not sure he is in the right frame of mind right now.

So if anyone is interested in the position say so and I will give it some consideration.



I'm not really. Just the gun club.



Yeah mate no worries, sign me up.

t. Monk



You'll have plenty of time at work.



Monk or NK since he now has the power to be active 24/7


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Dan would also make a good janitor.



He would be predictably bad.



He would ban sober/narky NEETs for the time it takes them to get to their local Dan's, buy a goon and return home.


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Fuckin bullshit aldis coronas are way cheaper than that jew cunt


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But their goon isn't m8


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I found this

This isn't fake btw, this is actually Yoko Ono



Actually Aldis goon is the same price but is 11% unlike Dan's 9%, that said Aldis goon tastes like fucking shit



I'm up

My email is neetking@rape.lol I'm not actually NK btw


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>Aldis goon tastes like fucking shit

He works hard to deliver the best.


Seriously feel like getting gooned tonight.

Got nothing planned all weekend, only think stopping me is my accountability to myself


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good lad, drink so hard you pass out at 9pm and wake up at 1am



It actually sounds a little better sped up…



Don't do it. You don't like the type of person you turn into when on the booze.



>hear his thoughts.

Too late, you've already lost it.




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That's because he isn't drinking hard enough.



You already have my email.



Kek, well I put it at 2x and and just sounds like a chinkey yelling at me



It's like she struggling to speak English when she's singing, speeding it up is the only way to make it more palatable.



>You don't like the type of person you turn into when on the booze.

Hey Don't bully Cruisey, I like him



but do i?



I wear cotton undershirts and get some everyday. Soon there will be no shirt, just bellybutton lint.



Was it worth 20 mins to come back at him?

He made sexual innuendos about his grandmother and is openly peado


Maybe your tastes in food, music and movies are just better than everyone elses. I mean, you used to like Woody.


That little NEETking got his own blue astra

That little NEETking's a rape extraordinaire



yeah, though that said at regular speed you actually get the best out of it as it becomes an almost Sam Hydeque Satire, where the ridiculousness of it almost acts as a deterrent to communistic delusions



A case of miscommunication.

I guess not.


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Whip it out when it's time to pay!



I am not the BO…



>Not Executive R.A.P.E.NEET


The miscommunication is going levels deep now.



sup Shire


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Stevie wonder is pretty good.


I am not the BO…


I am the BO



The last we heard was a NEET getting taken to bed by another after burning cardboard on his oven.


I am Spartacus.



I had pizza made by kids in one of our cooking classes, was a bit burnt but was still ok.


You are nice.



I had the hardest day at work.

The girl who usually does rosters wasn't in, my boss wasn't in and my coworkers let me take lead. It was strange to order people around.

I had appointments and contacted like 50 people about different shit. People kept coming in and asking me if I was ok and I'd just give them shit to do.



Well done for stepping up and getting it done mate.

Was the absent boss the one you were planning on yelling at?



>is 11% unlike Dan's 9%,


C'mon Dan..



Do you want to do it?

Are you going to take the opportunity to go into the archives and spend hours trying to ferret out all the NEETlore secrets?



Nah, that cunt was there but avoided me like a bad smell. He knows he fucked up.. I think. That's good enough, hope he learns from it. Although maybe he meant someone in particular but if he did, he should take it up with whoever he thinks is like that.

The receptionist made a joke that he heard, we were redoing our contracts a few days ago and she said do I get a pay rise. Maybe that is what he meant.

Then again he was overly nice today.



That is not how NEETlore works. You should know that.




> my accountability to myself

God is watching.



Did you have a wank?



She shouldn't, she's been speaking english for at least 40 years.



>Then again he was overly nice today.

That is how it works. People have their ups and downs it is best not to hold grudges, if you do you end up with awkward silent treatment and having to avoid people and that creates a toxic environment permanently.



Mate even if you ignore taste the fact is that the Sonata Estate Casks at 9.5 are $8.50 while Aldi's casks are $9,



nah though I;m honestly feeling

>tfw stressed

about shit



no such thing as god


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Yeah, I smiled and laughed at his jokes. Let bygones be bygones. He didn't come down yesterday after he made her cry and did avoid all of us today so I think he feels some guilt.


Fuck NEETs I've been angry all day. I didn't even realise it because I was so angry at everything.

Just asked the gf if she thinks I'm an angry person and she gave me a polite but concerning spiel about how I'm an angry person by nature and what not.

My defeatist depression seems to have changed into a deep rage at how slow my progress in life is, I still feel like I need to go zero to hero as fast as possible.


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You are not seeing all of this for what it is.



Sorry Dan, you are the one true God



I have been calling you an angry cunt consistently all the time you have been here.



Don't push it, focus on the positives and slowly alter the things that need changing.

Rome wasn't built in a day.




Mate I know those feels, I get fucking pissed off at my self all the fucking time, I fuck up shit at Work, get angry, get upset Think about my repressed memories get more upset, it's a cycle and if you need help to work through it I'm unironically here for you



A lot of my posting style is quite hyperbolic.


I have been, but it seems I've gotten ahead of myself. Time to re-evaluate and get back on track.



A colossal waste of time


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Damn right NEET




Be in it.


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>Be in it






He looks sad in this image



> Time to re-evaluate and get back on track.

Man, you are doing great. You have a decent job and a gf and that's all been this year.


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Come to me NEETs


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A little faith and pixie dust is all you need to make it.


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I just ate half a bag of Nobby's nuts. Very salty.



You are only supposed to nibble them.



or lick the salt off them



I get too enthusiastic sometimes. I become lost in the moment.




and put them back


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The Tribe of Dan are a sacrilegious lot.



I don't think nobby would like that.


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>tfw libra



>Dan shall judge his people as one of the tribes of Israel




What Nobby doesn't know won't hurt Nobby



Dan why can't you spell your own name correctly?


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Twister of words with your forked tongue.



Nobby might notice you putting his nuts in.



Im goooned



Good work m8



What if I throw them behind the bar?


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I don't think I can post, this is a test.


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I'm sure he'd let you toss them behind the bar.



did it work?



You will find that going to church is very therapeutic unlike visiting Craig's brothel.



You have been drinking all week you boong.



Good, good



That's why he needs Dan.



And ill drink some more



But what about those tablets are you going to mix them together tonight?



If he does the booze by mouth and puts the tablets up his bum then they won't meet and therefore it will be okay.


File: 38de359c804f23a⋯.webm (3.05 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 38de359c804f23a7cb031dc90….webm)


NK play this to the wagies



Interesting theory



Yeah gonna take a full pill to keep me up tonight, not gonna do anymore thou



That's a reasonable plan. What did you get at Dan's?



Why do you want to stay up tonight? Sleep is better for your mental health than pills.



A rape


File: 6929c9b316c27ae⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1024x1019, 1024:1019, 1513234354962.png)

Stop escaping your own mind.



He has a midnight goon filled aboriginal orgie to attend to.



Just a carton of Emus?



Misso didn't like it, I was headbanging.






That would be disastrous.

The pills must be taken orally while alcohol is inserted into the bum.



Don't think they'd unserstand



He got a carton of Pabsts too to sate his American side of rape



>Joondalup Dans not understanding how much of a tyrant NK is



Fucking Dan was charging $48 for a block of export so I paid the extra $2 and got a block of VB



>alcohol is inserted into the bum

He can use the same hose he uses to siphon sniff out of petrol tanks.


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She said it reminded her of this, but the GLEE version.




as a Victorian you have shit taste



MB is leagues ahead,



It's Vaginal Backwash m8


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It made me think of this when I first heard the guitar



You don't even need a hose, one can simply stick the bottle's neck into the anus, clench tight and then do a hand-stand.


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Friday night feels.



That gets harder the more you drink that way.



Do you have experience in this technique?




No gays allowed





>tfw unrepressed memories


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Sober on a friday night.

Its still a weird feeling NEETs, I feel like I need to splurge on some greasy food or something, and stay up late having 'fun' on the internet.

But that just seems so stupid and pointless. Hmm. I think I'll go to kmart and buy some new forks.


File: 43453d52232d98e⋯.jpeg (10.92 KB, 480x360, 4:3, danm.jpeg)


I'm still open, come visit



A good practical fork purchase will be much better for your wellbeing than a nasty drunken binge.



fork the neets



Have a goon fork the NEETs


Was just about to leave to Kmart but felt embarrassed about my old dirty 'inside clothes' so I decided to change into something acceptable. Never have I cared about that.


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Visit me instead!



Would a missing tooth add or subtract from the blow job?



You are evolving mate. You are making it.



I remember years ago, when I would go out and buy some forks, and if feeling a bit naughty I would grab some spoons as well, those days were the best of my life, now all I have to look forward to is buying some saucers from the $2 shop on a sunday afternoon, life is hard.



ur a boong



There is only one way to find out.


Fucking Dan closed wtf, I will have to go to BWS for my beers


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Stay home and do some vigorous dancing instead.



Nah went to the doctors today and it was shit, need to wash it away



UNNA booked out for the next three hours


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This one's for you Cruisey.



Where do you live for Dan to be closed at this hour?



You would do better to work on some coping strategies that don't involve intoxication.



You need to be more pro-Dan.



Melbourne, my local Dan's closes at 8 it turns out, I thought it was 9 or 10 since it's a Friday and all the normies would be getting their booze


I do have one already, I believe most NEETs refer to it as "wanking"



Indeed, there are far too many anti-dan posters lately.



If you live at Kew, that's only a 20 minute drive to Monk.



Sorry that was suburb that came up when I was looking for the opening hours of Dan Murphy's in Melbourne, but it seems to be for a lot of stores in Melbourne closing at 8.


Dan's disciples have become stale and predictable.


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Not very impressed by the selection



StaleNEET your memes are stale


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Another one for Cruisey.

Get clapping NEETs.



I don't think a 3DPD boong smacking herself will make anybody happy. Give him weaboo music.


Feelin alive my friends



Good to hear mate.



Cruisey will like it, since he has a nigger misso


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Another good one.



Maybe she's a nigger that pretends to be white



Apparently she's very religious so no she's not pretending to be white



Oh lawdy



Religion is popular in Africa because colonizers wanted the Africans to pretend to be more white



not many whites are religioius these days



The fedoras always win in the end



Have a spoon


How many have (You) smashed tonight?



I'm smashing a nice coffee right now




Always been the case.

Most people don't have any religious devoutness, but don't really care either way, and would rather perform the rituals they don't 100% believe in "just in case".

This can be seen in historical figures like Napoleon, who was known for not practicing religion, and being declared the antichrist by the russian orthodox church, but who asked a priest to send him off on his death bed.



It is. Nonalcoholic, too (for now)


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There is a pornographic image spoilered.



>tfw raped coffee


Bought a carlton zero after getting a few kitchen things at kmart. It's not bad I gotta say, felt quite alien to be in a bottleo too. Almost fell into Craigs spell



I keep a lock on my pantry so NK can't get to it



Does it taste like normal Carlton beer?



There is something off about it, its yeasty but sweeter and not as bitter as real beer. It smells the same though.



Is it very satisfying to lock the pantry?



>Almost fell into Craigs spell

Good job avoiding it mate. You've done really well.



Thanks NEET


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This, now he can visit me instead



Begone foul beast


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Begone Craig


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The coming out of deep depression starterpack.

Don't just wait for these things to happen to you NEETs. Make them happen yourself. You know what you need to do.



>pic 4

unrealisitic for us all



Being in a regular shaving rhythm and not deciding "it'll be right" for a day or two extra has improved my mood a bit. Might tick off purchasing a house negress next



Join a group. Go to church. Make some phone calls.



>Join a group.

In one, they don't do these things

>go to church

I'm Atheist

>Make some phone calls

to Hitler?



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Get in ya



You can just pretend to be religous


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Don't end up like this poor lost soul.



I'm autistic though, nobody beleives my lies



Sounds like a good plan


File: 0e81603f6ec8640⋯.webm (2.85 MB, 854x480, 427:240, diversity hire.webm)


Boycott every unencrypted mail sent to me so that my peers start using GPG?




You can't find an easier group to fool than religious boomers


We seriously need a November NEET challenge to do together mates.

I suggest waking up early as our goal.



I'd appreciate a not waking up early challenge tbqh




Are you being sarcastic? That photo is like a giant cry for help, a scream of misery and despair. Just look.


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How many bags can we sink in a month


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Install gentoo on every NEET's computer.

It's the operating system of champions.



Why do homos thing NK is a wayward bad boy that needs to be guided on to the right track?

He's beautiful just the way he is



Goonbags or old bags?



>Not Temple OS



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I see a lad whose in need of a drink after a hard days work.



Your just jelouse of my superior lifestyle


Really need to get myself some kind of mini fridge so I don't need to walk so far for each beer



>He's beautiful just the way he is

He is miserable.


Everyone just stay calm, we're all gonna be ok, for now



Your right, walking 3 meters to the fridge could cause you to lose weight



I'm miserable without beer



Very rude but also true



I'll trade you mine for an actual fridge


File: 7ddd7ee899d6848⋯.jpg (34.84 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)



Show us a picture of the forks.



>inb4 NK posts that picture of the knived dick


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Can't find that pic but you can have this one


You guys posted a lot while I was out. Mostly shit.


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I am off to bed NEETs.

Good night to my valued NEET. I will send you that email one day reasonably soon.

Good night.



that artist doesn't seem to understand blowjobs or penises



I like this idea, more than Soctober. I want a drink.



You're almost half way there mate


Having some very well done toast with butter as my pre-bed snack. Delicious.



That's how I like my toast too.



Sounds very nice


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I'm not in Kew but I am about 15 mins drive from Monk guessing from the general area that he lives



I am back from my neetwalk and trip to the shops and return with a pack of Cooper's pale and some chips



And onto a night of farting you go.



Nice choice. Which shops did you go to?



move to Canberra with 9pm Dans



I live in WA and my Dans closes at 9 every day except Sunday



Woolworths and BWS



Your presence is becoming less and less tolerable.



I miss argie neet



But nobody wants to risk going to JoondyDans



NK has already had a confirmed visit tonight and is currently getting sloshed. It's the safest chance you'll get all week


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I know you're the same narky neet.



no NEET, nows the worst time, hes behind the dumpster now



cats are evil


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>black sun wallpaper.

Not bad.


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Coopers is for white cunts





Coopers is the thinking man's choice



>tfw no normal export cans



Nah Dan made me go home, dumpsters getting emptied and cleaned tomorrow morning. Too many corpses kicking up a stink



This sounds like bait






goon overdose?


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Well there haven't been any reported rapes at my store today, believe me neets it safe



I have it on good authority that the reporting system at dans consists of getting beaten with an iron bar and told to keep quiet



On his way to Danhalla.



aye cuz


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Average aboriginal threesome


sleepy neets





>new house

>new internet plan

>unlimited data

>currently got 3 mb/s on my uplay download

Is this what life is like in those first world countries?



Peak hour? Get on to those niggers and if they don't fix it go to the ombudsman



isn't 3mb/s fucking fast though








back at my parents they had 125kb/s




Back in the early 2000's my 52kb modem would do 42 kbps at best, when I first got broadband in 2005 I was getting an average of 4-5 mbps

I got cable internet now and score about 20mbps



my family was on rural broadband in a area with a monopoly


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Haven't browsed in a few days, missed you all.

Tfw had a shit dinner tonight and it has put me in a foul mood.




>tfw out of goon and dans isn't open for another 7 hours

hold me bros



You got any petrol in your car unna?


HArdcore neet rape


>tfw no gf

Time for another coopers i guess neets


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Aye. Trying to figure out how many people I have to kill to win the nobel peace prize.


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I remember when this image used to caused a negative reaction on me. Now i just laugh.

I hope you have a good Saturday over there. This is a rainy friday here. Rainy season is the best.













Fuck me stayed up too long as it's now 6am. Night Night NEETs



You could keep your goon in there


Morning neets. Have decided I'll shop like a normie and buy food for the entire week at once, rather than going to the shops everyday like I normally do - that just allows to many opportunities for executive treats.


Good morning NEETs.


Good morning


Good morning. That sounds like a good idea. I try to do a shop only once a fortnight. I find that is the longest you can go without all your fresh fruit and veg spoiling in the fridge. Most things will last two weeks properly stored.

It is best to avoid regular trips to the shops as they present too many temptations that will add to the waistline and drain the bank balance.




Good morning matey.


Good morning neeties.

Rather cokd this morning but that's no excuse.



Good morning.


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Running out of time to find a rental place.

Getting nervous.



It's really coming down to the wire. You may have to use a sharehouse if you cannot find one.



That would be difficult enough to find on its own.



You might have to start looking in the worse parts of town. You will be more competitive there.



I've been looking in the gook ghetto which is a bit cheaper than the other places and I felt confident about one place because the agent kept emailing me, then yesterday she went quiet.

I've got two weeks to find a place. I wish someone would give me a break, most of the other applicants are fucking Indians too, how hard can it be.



Do you dress smartly and groom yourself well when viewing the properties?



Accuse the agents of anti-white racism.



Yeah, I've even made it a point to have some kind of chat with the agent no matter how short or boring. I don't know what else I could be doing except simply seeing more places, which is hard because for some reason a lot of the inspections are at like 1pm on a Tuesday.

Might just have to wing it and go native in Qld or something




He was probably trying to do something sexual with doggo.



When I did this, I got my sister (who is a highly presentable normie) to go with me and do all the talking, and the agent just assumed we were a couple and they were getting her as one of the tenants.



That bulldog is probably bulling the guy's wife now.



That is pretty clever.


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Good morning friends.




Good morning my friend.








Not bad







Stupid google. Gap is chink.





Again, it's not even close.

"The Chinese are dispicable scum" becomes "Chinese are poor scum"




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I am loving this kind of chink music lately


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Ching chong nip nong おはよごじゃます、FreeterとNEETです!!



>Ching chong nip nong

Morning Karen, how very cultural of you.


Last time I was with Karen she kept screaming 間違った穴!

Whatever that means.


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>lawnmower starting a few blocks over


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You should get a lawnmower and add one of those fancy car exhaust to ensure everyone can hear it clearly.


Black Science Man

Space Jam Nigger!1!

Black Science Man

Grooltastic Cunnymogrification!1!



You should have spread it over the day


Black Science Man

Ching chong nip nong




This reminded me of this video I just watched that I was redirected from efukt

"Oops, I fucked my girlfriend retarded"



Gooks and spooks

Dan in the pan

I'm the man


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Are you gooned?



She goes by the name Mary Jane Auryn. That's her schtick.




>Dan in the pan

Are you calling Dan a poo?



This comment seems to summarise her best:

>Maybe it's meth, maybe it's Maybelline?



Good morning Kazza

Bring me luck today



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Why the fuck are you translating from Spanish to Chink?


You NEETs ever bought stuff on gumtree?

The guy is willing to sell to me but I'm scared it will be really awkward, its also a long drive.



I bought something once it all went well. Awkwardness when dealing with strangers is always there but it is part of life and you just need to do it.


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Cruisey I sent you an email can you let me know that you received it please.


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Hey NEETs,

I have been using my body pillow again and it has resulted in very deep sleep but my shoulders are getting sore at night. Is this normal?

I am very much enjoying it again but the pain is almost worth the gain of a solid couple of hours of sleep before I am awoken in pain.



I am no expert on such things, my only advice is to avoid having your bodyweight resting on any part of your body too heavily.



Thank you, I have been trying to shift my weight off it since that does seem to make it worse when I sleep on it. I slept for an hour last night before I woke up and it felt like a good 8 hours sleep. It was nice but I would like to explore the longer term sustainability of using the pillow.



Don't let your arm be trapped under the pillow. Put all your weight on the pillow and all the pillow's weight on the mattress.



This is good advice, I always use to sleep on my shoulders rather than my back and that would always JUST me up in the mornings.



>Don't let your arm be trapped under the pillow.

Ah, so both hands on top of the pillow? I normal sleep one above and one just tucked under.


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Is your waifu on the body pillow?




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A more dynamic story bro.



I also do not like his name tbqh



Good luck mate. I think I am going to be going pretty soon. I will not wait until the end of the day. See you when I am back.


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I'm just going to have it open in a different tab and not use it unless I have to.

Take care mate, I hope you feel a bit better from your time off.


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>I'm just going to have it open in a different tab and not use it unless I have to.

That is what I told myself at first too.


The fuck..

There is only 6 of us.




Bootleg abbo porn?


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>There is only 6 of us.

Very nice new janitor.

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There isn't an auto update on the other one either.


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Good bye for a few hours. Hopefully you clean this mess up.



What a demented pepe.



I purchased a power hacksaw once.

Seller quizzed me on the phone to see if I actually knew what it was and how to use it.

Pick up wasn't awkward.



Isn't that called a jigsaw?



I think you mean 'wary',



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No. This was an industrial piece of machinery that preceeded horizontal bandsaws.




>Stanley's lawyer, Ben Taylor, told the court his client's organic vegetable garden had been so decimated by the animal, he had given up on the venture.

>No amount of attempted deterrents had evicted Stanley's unwelcome guest, he said.

>"He suffered extreme problems from possums destroying his garden and occupying a tree near (his) bedroom window each night, which was creating so much noise it disturbed (his) sleep," he said.

too far possum, too far



worst comes to worst live in a hostel in the mean while and chuck your shit in storage



Gas the Possums, Yard war now



…and 4 of those are me operating through a vpn.




>tfw BO completly ignored me when I applied to be a Janitor

How rude BO













Who ended up 'winning' this chore?






who knows but BO was rude and Ignored me, though he might of been biased towards Monk's bulge



I talked to a neighbor the other day who seemed to be on the verge of attempting a similar thing. I hope they saw this



post 89六四事件 to make the chinese shills go away



I might have disposed of three or four..



If one of them is a girlshill she might be looking for a visabf


Spent $160 at Dan's to apologise for calling him utterly predictable the other day.



Give us an itemized purchase list lad


Any plans for the weekend NEEToes? heading over to a m8s place tonight.



1 x Bruichladdich Port Charlotte 'heavily peated' single malt $99

1 x Majella Coonawarra cabernet sauvignon $37

6 x Young Henry's Summer Hop Ale $25







> Bruichladdich Port Charlotte 'heavily peated' single malt $99



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Thank you.



I hope so. I love Islay whiskys, but I've never had a Bruichladdich before. Apparently they are the heaviest peated whiskys on the island. The label said it's 50% to instead of the usual 40-45%.




Might need to add a drop of water to it.


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good man



the virgin puneet vs the chad pooneet



Do it. Get them audited by the ATO.



my offer has been accepted. shall I try to claim the indoor defecation reimbursement without proof? I hear the ATO is cracking down this year



Tell them they can claim $2k in incidentals without receipts.


I hear you can claim $40,000 in home internet access a year, as per that government minister.



>shall I try to claim the indoor defecation reimbursement without proof?

Post a picture of NK, that's all the proof you need that he's shitting in your house



I think he has since repaid that back



Yeah, he found $38k to repay it like it was just a few coins down the back of the lounge.



well he is a rich fuck so it basically was tbh


cya ningins



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The era of the brainlet has arrived.


I wish I had somewhere to go. I'm so bored.



>Bruichladdich Port Charlotte 'heavily peated' single malt

Fancy man


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I'll try and keep a third of this bottle and start a collection.

I've said this to myself many times now



Have you ever tried wanking upside down?



That's a rich cunt astra



You're just trying to get some poor skele to give himself a facial. Shame.



>poor skele to give himself a facial




You big brained neets see through everything



The Council meetings are so heavy they have their own gravitational pull.





30 seconds late.



How is Radelaide today?




Close enough.



Please don't try building a spacecraft or nuclear weapon.



Nice and sunny today.


Just embarrassed myself by ordering Malaysian food with a heavy Indonesian accent at a restaurant in gook town, the waitress was Asian but clearly very Australian.



Are you in any part Malaysian?






I wish



Your man titties will stop the semen from hitting your face, so it's a good thing



You dipshit :)

I use the correct pronunciation at a French restaurant, but I'm not going to pretend to be French.

What possessed you to do that?




You're a strange cunt. Why would you need to speak in an accent to order food?



He might be able to do a handstand against a wall. Might.



>What possessed you to do that?

Could it be the fungal infection?



I don't want to encourage anything that could result in a hospitalized neet



Probably the lack of alcohol



Sobriety Syndrome is a killer.




This is probably somewhat true. I feel less autistic after a few drinks and talk to people I otherwise wouldn't.


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I'm scratching my crotch hair and every time I do it a bunch of hairs come out.

I'm not sure if I'm losing hair on my crotch or if I'm scratching too hard.



Apply a soothing lotion.



You probably need to trim it a bit



Crotches are like dogs and cats. They need to be brushed regularly, especially between change of season.



Have we ever received proper trimming advice from NK?



I'd be more inclined to trust Shire or Cruisey's crotch trimming advice. NK would be bare to minimise leaving DNA.



I reckon his bush is as wild and free as the boongs of 300 years ago




Conflicting advice on NK.



The best place to keep your collection is in your stomach.



Do you trim your balls too?

That seems like a lot of work.



I just shave it every few months to a no.2



I thought you were talking about crotch trimmings.


One quarter of my time off is over.


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Haven't ordered nasi goreng in an Aussie accent in as long as I can remember.


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more than a quarter for me because there is very little chance i am going to live till 88



You could get a nice hitler cake if you did though




I meant the weekend but if we are thinking about it in an ultimate way at least 1/3 is over.

Probably 1/2 done. Reached the top and now there is only the steady decline to look forward to.


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>tfw over 1/3 your life is over

>next 2/3 you get to see your looks fade and body fall apart


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I myself predict I'll die of old age at 68 if I don't go postal earlier.

I think the feels will consume any NEET much sooner, though.


How's the weather down under neetfags?



Sunny with no sign of goonclouds



>no sign of goonclouds



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Gook gook City bitch


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Overcast for a cloudy life.



a depressing picture



Even their cars have squinted eyes.




hi brazilNEET, what do you think will happen economically/socially if that right wing guy that got stabbed wins? are you going for anyone?



Was that when you were in Indonesia?



Cold, overcast and 12c


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Could the commune be a boat?



It was supposed to be stormy today but the sun is out for some reason


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>builds a bridge in your path


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like this


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Varg tells me I'm fucked when the imminent ice age hits? I'm thinking if I can master the art of living in the cold I can praey upoun the lesser prepared as the winter runs south. What do you guys think?


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I don't think about such things.


JB is murdering EB gaems for price bros. Just got RDR2 ordered for $70


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That's a lot of money for a video game tho




not any more old man, EB just tried to swindle me $230 for a fucking collectors edition and $100 is standard for new releases



This is a genuinely concerning trend


Special editions just keep getting more and more jewish. It seems like every single game has a nearly 150 dollar "digital deluxe" edition that has barely anything extra.



You could also purchase it on Amazon Australia. I personally was quiet

>tfw impressed

That their priority deliver was delivered the next business day in NSW after a public holiday the day before it was delivered. It was rushed through some strange sorting facility in NSW that my packages never go through…



I don't get collectors editions, no one gives a shit about any of that chink plastic collectable rubbish honestly. It just collects dust.



>It just collects dust.

For only $130+ extra at EB?



Enough people give a shit to generate a lot of money. Mostly teeangers though, which is worrying.


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YouTube knew what I wanted to watch…


First day for a long time that I feel hot.


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Have a goon



>from a bottle


Have you been sitting in front of the gen for the past half an hour waiting for a post too?

You replied pretty quick.


tfw no gf



It's good that you have such a positive body image m8



Thinking about taking my pants off



>Have you been sitting in front of the gen for the past half an hour waiting for a post too?

Yes, but not just the Gen.


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Have a lubey wank



and I thought I was the only one waiting for a post at /abdl



$5 and potential rebound sex



I'd break up with her too tbh


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Send a professional in.


Wait, that's a year old.

How come he still hasn't done it.



She dumps him because she sees him as a bottom in a homo affair.




Is a power bottom though, as a question?



>as a question

*ask a question


I got a bit gooned last night.

Misso showed me a film on her phone she took of my completely naked sitting in front of the gen with my mouth open and my eyes rolled in to the back of my head. She touched me and I made a scared grunt sound.

It's the first time I've seen a video of me naked in a couple years, I've turned into a bit of a fatty.



No Josh and that's still gay.



post the video and let us decide



>a film on her phone she took of my completely naked sitting in front of the gen

How romantic, could you please share this video with the Gen for us to review?



It's important to gain clarificaiton on this matter, ask a question:

>power bottom

>>An experienced bottom who loves cock so much, he wants to get pounded as roughly & aggressively as possible.




She deleted it while she was having a go at me about it.

I just laughed. It was pretty funny.

I used to be a ripped cunt not I've turned into a skinny fat




I don't know the answer though.



>She deleted it while she was having a go at me about it.

That's a shame m8

>I used to be a ripped cunt not I've turned into a skinny fat

We need pictures before and after to confirm this.



I don't think I have any before's, I've posted all parts of my body here though.


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You are on the right path m8!


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Fuck me that's Box Hill, 5 minutes from my place


No it's Melbourne

24 degrees today in Shitbourne, need to get my shit together and go to the gym soon


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Is he awake, is he alive after last nights bender?



I don't recall seeing any neet arseholes



I do, neither of them were mine though.



>No it's Melbourne

Oh.. yeah. Bit of the same thing really.



I'm about half of that.


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Some NEETs are studied from all types of distances using different photographic devices.



Can you imagine being twice as heavy?



I imagine it would hurt my back and knees.



A strong competitor of the Nurgle 2018 fuzed / fuzzed to a chair competition does.



and heart


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It depends if they have skele or executive skeletons.


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Faaark wes computin now noonga!!!



>tfw no big rack awaiting me


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>called the polce upon finding the man unresponsive

You got to really imagine how long he was dead for before they called it in.


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Dancing pepe or at least an animated pepe for the next thread?



Such a radical change to pepe protocol will require a discussion and vote at the next council meeting



You drink lots of weird shit.



I didn't hear about the outcome about how the council addressed the correspondence from Dan, it was quite disappointing.



That was just Dan trying to subvert The Council.


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I had real concerns about the impact it was having upon NEETs, who kept complaining about this groin itch after they came back to my store.


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About to put dinner together.

Can't be fucked cooking chicken from raw, so removed the skin from a BBQ chook and cut it up.



Wont that change the flavour of the chicken?



That's usually the idea of a curry sauce?



Doesn't chicken best absorb the flavour when cooking and then adding the curry paste? I don't think having a pre-cooked chicken will achieve the best result plus it going to have that BBQ taste to it, so BBQ Vindaloo.



the skins the best part


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My favourite comic book series



Probably, but I'm not too fussed. Too pissed to drive and get a real curry.


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You ever had this Weber?



Put some cauliflower and carrot in it.




I'm a bit of a cheddar-only Philistine.



I suspect the handful of diced up birdseye chillis is enough vegetables.



That wheel would have holes all through it.



Casu marzu is another cheese I have no interest in.



is that weber?



No. Weber was napping when that picture was taken.


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Show us your arrow heads



Well banterd


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Went outside and the dog went to say hello to the neighbours so I had to too. Fucking exhausting. I need to do the dishes but I don't think I"m up for it.



My dog runs up to pajeets and scares the fuck out of them, she is really nice though. The pakis flip shit because dogs are haram or something.


Curry was good. There was probably no need to add the birdseyes.


Woke up at 2pm today and felt like absolute shit, realised I hadn't taken my dexies today so took one half an hour ago and I'm starting to feel better



You on the vb yet?



You need a (non-degenerate) routine, mate.



Sounds like you're already addicted. Have they made you into a paranoid conspiracy theorist yet?



Everybody is out to rape him.



You need to train it to attack muslims. Help fight terrorism.



The labrador I had as a teen absolutely hated abbos for some reason.



Abos are generally not too kind to their dogs. A lot of mischievous abo kids also go around scaring neighborhood dogs, too.

also abos smell weird



I think it must have been the colour and/or smell.

If we were out on a walk he'd let pretty much anybody pat him, except boongs. He'd go spare at them.



what a legend



He sure was.

That story just reminded me: Dogs are definitely good for having girls stop and want to know your dog's name and pat him.


I've had a long day of driving today. I was sweating like a mother fucker in this Melbourne heat.

My new keyboard is not bad to type on.



Driving with a purpose, or just escaping?


Definitely shouldn't have added those chilies. Even the inside of my nose is burning.



Your bumhole will be too in the not too distant future



Even reddit knows this, might be the reason I see so many guys walking toy dogs. Yorkies really don't need that much walking.



I only just realised it now, reflecting on it. Girls would actually walk off their property onto the footpath to stop us. Too bad I was socially awkward.


>time to recharge the mental and spiritual batteries by reconnecting with family, friends, nature and community.

Who wrote this? I get annoyed every time I see it.



A nice NEET did. Just leave it at that, please.


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>Dogs are definitely good for having girls stop and want to know your dog's name and pat him

Females ignore me and try to avoid eye contact when I pass them while walking doggo.



and, no, it wasn't me, Weber. I create terrible threads as everybody knows.



I was 14-21 when this happened. Pre-slobness.



Also what sort of doggo? A mean looking one?



Those sound like the words of a mummybot pretending to be a neet so she can keep a close eye on her special little boy


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Girls never ignore me.

Especially Asian girls.



very nice shape on that hedge



It's not perfectly spherical, but it's still pretty decent.



I already masturbate to info wars today and bought some penis pills to take with my filtered water, I suspect Dan is leaving goon trails in the sky



A chad is timeless. There are probably women waiting outside your front door right now.


A qt little cattledog. Females are coldhearted beasts, they would probably kill my dog if they could get away with it.






>that haircut




Ah, I know who you are now.

No, they're not.

They're probably just jealous of your loyal, bestest, girl.





Bombastic aboriginal gangbang



Yes, thats a photo of me.



That word doesn't mean what you think it means.



Mine too.


hot, hot poos


>I already masturbate to info wars today

Don't we all



You should take that advice.


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I think I would know what I'm saying, idiot. BOMBastic.


Aboriginal rape orgasm



Serendipitous aryan love making



I don't think they were that bad.


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How many amps to get to alex jones power level?



It almost works as a meta analysis of the three word meme format




u r ded


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Yes, I will call up my friends and we'll have a go-karting session and then catch up with the rest of the community. Good stuff. Thanks. Have a happy mental health day.



Almost. It's certainly an over-the-top, meaningless, sexual encounter.



Thank you, friend. In time they will be vintage chic


Impregnated aboriginal mistress


Aborted aboriginal fetus



I'm sure it will be a wonderful night, call the gf and take her out for a meal and to see the town afterwards.


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Who needs mental health day? I'm perfectly normal.


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Mmm, vintage chicks.


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Can I count on seeing you at the yachting club? The gf thinks we've been dating for too long without having met any of my friends so she wants me to make a few introductions, women am I right?



/pol/ posts pictures of 50's-era girls sometimes and it makes me sad.


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>Still no gf



Take her Dan's and introduce her to your best friend.



Sorry Dan World mental health day was on Wednesday



I wonder when that guy will die of a heart attack



We all wonder…


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>disgusting slobby underemployed aggressive low-IQ men have partners and you're spending Saturday night with your face washed out in the cold blue glow of 8ch's Yotsuba-B



I know a lovely little restaurant on the peninsular that one of my ex's works at. It's fine, we have a healthy relationship now days and it's not strange at all, her and my gf have become good friends and talk often on facebook. They have a small harbour there, do you want to sail down the coast and have dinner there?



For NEETs every day is wednesday.



I've decided to get a massage instead of getting drunk. It was a compromise.


12 days until the gf arrives NEETs.



/pol/ makes me sad in general now. I miss the time that I spent there where I thought it all mattered though.



With our sailing skills? I think we'd be lucky to make it in time for brekky!




>picture of a chad




Why thank you.



International shipping is quick these days



In good company, mind you.



Cheesy here, I wouldn't mind doing it again, as I have experience.


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You swallowed the black pill?



Not when you use economical methods.


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Make sure they poke air holes in her shipping crate. The last time we tried to ship a girl in from asia we forgot, and it did not go well.



Too late, mate. He gave it to Cruisey.

Good to hear from you, btw.



That is clearly a cat, neet



Weber got a feed out of it.



I still fucked her since no other neet wanted her, problem is you can't rape a corpse



…wait, just woke up from my goon coma - it's not wednesday?



Haha, that comment is absolutely mint. I'm going to post it on my instagram and tag you in it.

Well, the yacht has two double beds so I'm sure if we make it a Saturday we could do it.



There can only be one.

How's things been? We haven't had an update for a while.


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It can be any day you want it to be m8



It's a suppository, that's why I have hemorrhoids.


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Sharing a goon with the missus



I bet many of them went on to marry and stayed together until one died.



I'm just waging at the moment. I still think about roping every day though, despite trying to look at things positively. Only thing that I am looking forward to is gambling my wagiebux on crypto and trying to 'make it'. Even that won't really make me happy, but at least I would be able to afford expensive means of escapism before offing myself.

I might make some more videos about loneliness and other topics, I think talking about it might make me feel better. I'm not sure if anyone would be interested, however. I think I would be far too negative and it might turn people off. Whenever I am out at work I see so many people my age just socializing, and happy couples and etc. Looking at it all just feels like the universe is trying to rub salt into the wound. I've been thinking of just quitting my job and becoming a complete shut in again, so I wouldn't have to venture outside and be reminded how pathetic I am.


Ah, that's alright then. I'm sure Cruisey will do a good job.



>gambling my wagiebux on crypto

save your money and invest it in more moderate schemes

>I think talking about it might make me feel better

this is probably true

>thinking of just quitting my job and becoming a complete shut in again

don't do that.



>talking about it might make me feel better

I think that's the case and getting some feedback could help.

Plus saying something out loud might make you reevaluate the current situation. You have made some huge improvements this year and although shit has fucked up you are still better off than you have been at previous points.

Have you seen a professional?



> I still think about roping every day though

Make it a mesy one.

>I might make some more videos about loneliness and other topics

Please do. You work at an airport were you see these things. Just ignore it and move on or hunt for a new victim like NK would.


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I am worried that we haven't heard from NK >>163990


Could go a beer or 12



Have 13.




Thank you, I was a little worried. It is good to hear that NK has a plan to manage the dexies, VB and weed.


All my potential links to a weed dealer are exhausted. Fuck.

NK reckon you could mail us some?



This neet does not sound trustworthy



That bush weed would probably choke you out with all the smoke



>save your money and invest it in more moderate schemes

The problem with that is I wouldn't make near enough money to make it. If I throw $3k at some shitcoin that is $0.30 a coin and sell when it's $30-50 per coin, that would make me a decent amount of money. I'm past the point of caring and 'risk level', I don't plan on living to be around for the consequences of failure.


I see a psychiatrist, and I have my case worker lady. They haven't been much help, and I don't blame them either, there isn't much they can really do at the moment. The only improvement I've made this year was getting a job, and even then that wasn't really my doing, I was given it despite my sheer incompetence because the owner felt sorry for me. Anything else that happened which was 'good' is rendered null and void and doesn't count, since I managed to fuck it up and therefore because of me I don't have it anymore.


>Make it a mesy one.

I would love to. I have some good ideas, to be honest. The only issue is if I tell anyone, I would get people contacting me and saying that they "care". When I try again I won't be telling anyone.

>Please do. You work at an airport were you see these things. Just ignore it and move on or hunt for a new victim like NK would.

I don't work at an airport. I work in IT, doing repair work.



He's also been asking on




Thats not me, nevermind my old dealer came through. Woot



>Anything else that happened which was 'good' is rendered null and void and doesn't count

Bullshit, you've changed and grown heaps. Don't fucking disregard everything you've done as null and void. Appreciate the effort and changes you've made.



Why have you been going there?


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>I have some good ideas, to be honest.

You need 4L of goon, stat. Goon will help, I am a trusted medical man and faith based healer.

>When I try again I won't be telling anyone.

Swing by Dan's before you try anything. Ask for a cold, refreshing goon.

>I work in IT, doing repair work.

In a government job? Or are you that NEET that had a relationship with that woman in the office or am I just remembering IT Crowd?



The janitor was doing bad things to my posts that made me quite sad…

I won't do it again.

It was just a joke.

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I don't agree. I haven't really changed or grown at all. I feel the exact way I did at the start of the year. You might think having a gf makes one change and grow, and you would be right, but the person I dated didn't require any of that, since initially they didn't care I was an incompetent loser. Eventually even they got sick of me too, like everyone else in my life eventually does. If I got dumped by a girl who considers herself 'hideous' and the lowest of the low, what chance do I have with anyone else? I'm just that pathetic, and of course it would happen to me. People like me aren't meant to be happy, the world just picks on them and makes their life utter shit. Occasionally, the target catches on and stops caring about this. However, that is when they are given little tastes of something good, so that they can feel that happiness, only to take it away as swiftly as it was given to them. It makes the low lower.


It isn't a government job. I'm nowhere near chad enough to seduce a female coworker (even though I've been told I have a 'male model' face, which is utter bullshit) so I think there is some confusion.


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Are you at least going to try to destroy your liver before you completely destroying your body?


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>Eventually even they got sick of me too, like everyone else in my life eventually does.



Dan turns away men rendered homeless by alcohol addiction

There is no leftover goon sent to soup kitchens, just leftover cash sent to woolworths HQ



Stop your fucking whinging.

Moping and whining is for literal children. You have made improvements, you have built resilience. You need to keep moving forward. Even if you don't make it to the top and achieve everything you want, you HAVE to keep trying and keep progressing. Stagnation is death.

Pull up your fucking bootstraps and get on with it, no one wants to help a man who doesn't want to help himself.





This is my general sentiment too, I was just too pissweak to say it.



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There are a few sips in the casks left in the dumpster behind Dan's. It's like the Ritz and you'll have the company of someone that will open up your potential.



Think, just think about that dancing pepe.




I have already tried all of that. Don't think I haven't. There are no more bootstraps left to pull up. I can't be fucked.



Fuck, sorry. I even saved it to my desktop.



>tfw no all NEET IT department job

We should have one of us get the rest of us hired and slowly take over a company.



fungal infection


toe jam


bum rash

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