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File: 29facb1df88fb8e⋯.jpg (65.75 KB, 499x499, 1:1, 1516384847096.jpg)

 No.163394

Another weekend approaches NEETs. Time to recharge the mental and spiritual batteries by reconnecting with family, friends, nature and community.

Old Thread: >>162641

 No.163401

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

>>163394

>by reconnecting with


 No.163402

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? because he got married


 No.163403

File: 1ac85b31ff92e15⋯.png (607.08 KB, 799x423, 17:9, ClipboardImage.png)

I started writing a song this morning.

It is called Black Science Man.

So far it only has four lines:

Black Science Man

Went to a party

Black Science Man

Drank some Bacardi


 No.163404

Horrible pepe


 No.163405


 No.163406

2 hours of wageing to go


 No.163407

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>163406

See you soon.


 No.163408

>>163407

Piss off Dan


 No.163409

>>163408

how rude


 No.163410

File: e5b1ffa66dbd31e⋯.jpg (15.9 KB, 680x459, 40:27, 245.jpg)

>go to wage

>feeling extra charged for the day

>girls at work even mention I look like I'm in a really good mood

>get almost all my work done much faster today

>jesus crucified christ I feel good

>new executive freight worker decides it's a good idea to start working

>30 minutes before clock out has supervisor tell us to downstack another pallet

>wait what the fuck?

>proceeds to eliminate an entire shelf of goon all over the floor

>three people including myself cleaning up

>still have to pull 10 carts out into their designated areas before clockout

>stay almost half an hour after I was supposed to clockout

>he still sits on his phone during all of this

>supervisors mysteriously vanished


 No.163411

>>163410

You seem to be a bit angry. You need to learn to love your work.


 No.163412

File: 84067011acc565e⋯.png (30.96 KB, 238x251, 238:251, danny4life.png)

>>163408

Hows Sober October going?


 No.163413

>>163412

It's not like I'm having withdrawals or anything, but I am so bored and wish I had some drinks to help pass the time. Not even halfway through October.


 No.163414

File: f973c95d62560ab⋯.png (500.88 KB, 1240x1240, 1:1, f973c95d62560ab27ebade4bd3….png)

>>163413

You must be looking forward to Goonvember.


 No.163415

What new hobbies have you NEETs developed recently?


 No.163416

>>163415

I've started collecting the lint I get from my bellybutton, I hope by winter next year I will have enough to make a quilt


 No.163417

>>163415

Refining my wanking style


 No.163418

Can NKs dexis be snorted?


 No.163419

>>163418

What about shelved?


 No.163420

>>163419

I would first prefer to know the answer to snorting.


 No.163421

>>163415

Hiding my burning anger at this outdated myob spinoff at work. Also I just broke my shitty stapler in a little Friday fit when no one was around


 No.163422

>>163421

What accounting software do you use?


 No.163423

>>163422

Exo Business


 No.163424

Good afternoon NEETs, another week of wagiedom completed.

>>163418

Yes, injected too.


 No.163425

File: 01ebd77ef32b65d⋯.png (392.06 KB, 1019x483, 1019:483, ClipboardImage.png)

Typical "I can do anything a man can do" female.


 No.163426

>>163424

>Yes, injected too.

Thank you.


 No.163427

>>163423

I honestly hate using any other software besides xero so if it is a worst version of myob then it truly must suck.


 No.163428


 No.163429

>>163424

Good afternoon mate.


 No.163430

>>163428

Hope UNNA makes it back in time for NK.


 No.163431

Fuckin hate wageing wish I was a rich neet


 No.163432

>>163431

Buy a lotto ticket.


 No.163433

HURRY UP 5 OCLOCK IM SICK OF LOOKING AT THE CLOCK

REEEEE FUCK OFFICES


 No.163434

File: 1d458ad3e6c620c⋯.jpg (20.18 KB, 244x244, 1:1, fe9ee25cd660632aa465a65066….jpg)

>>163433

Tell them you have a medical appointment.


 No.163435

>>163433

>tfw 9 to 5 at an office


 No.163436

I did shit all an got paid so I am pretty happy.


 No.163437

File: d9d1cf137c5731e⋯.png (816.1 KB, 637x907, 637:907, 1539319446184.png)

How's your executive journey going?


 No.163438

Do you NEETs what to here of a naughty idea I've been thinking of?


 No.163439


 No.163440

Fucking hate being a NEET. Wish I was a RichWagie.


 No.163441

>>163440

Have a goon +/ wank +/ binge


 No.163442

>>163439

Basically it is buying an apartment next to a high school and buying good binoculars to perv on the high school girls. You can also do this near a beach an look out for topless sunbathers.


 No.163443

>>163441

Very predictable.


 No.163444

Have a spaz


 No.163445

>>163442

Wouldn't it lose it's gleam after a while. Renting would be a more viable option to be able to move around.

>>163443

Thank you


 No.163446

>>163442

Low behaviour. You should think about a future filled with things that will bring more meaning into your life. Don't let your sexual perversions consume you.


 No.163447

FUCKING RENTAL AGENT HASN'T ANSWERED MY CALLS FOR 2 DAYS


 No.163448

File: 4b698dec06b1b27⋯.png (595.04 KB, 1456x896, 13:8, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.163449

>>163446

>You should think about a future filled with things that will bring more meaning into your life

Should he start thinking about building a dungeon


 No.163450

>>163437

Please don't post disgusting pics unspoilered.


 No.163451

>>163450

That's the guy who creates the shit threads around here.


 No.163452

>>163451

Weber?


 No.163453

>>163452

Hurtful.


 No.163454

Waging is over


 No.163455

FUCK YEAH NEETS WEEKEND

AND MY RADIO WORKING AGAIN WOOOOO


 No.163456

File: 07dfd0c7d17825b⋯.jpg (75.18 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 07dfd0c7d17825bd6ba32c2371….jpg)

Where did NK get his pillows from?


 No.163457

>>163456

I don't know but they stopped making them in 2006.


 No.163458

23 degrees today in Shitbourne, thinking of going to the gym and then Dan's


 No.163459

>>163458

>going to the gym

Great idea

>and then Dan's

Terrible idea. Don't spoil your good work at the gym.


 No.163460

>>163459

>Terrible idea.

Only if he doesn't go to Dan's.


 No.163461

Fuck yeah NEETs got her up to 120km/h on the ragie wagie commute after some fuckwit almost cut me off as we're both turning right at an intersection

Feel a bit better now


 No.163462

>>163437

3XL, but 4XL tshirts are starting to feel pretty comfy now.


 No.163463

>>163462

Keep going and don't stop believing.


 No.163464

File: a5d75ba1104e3a7⋯.jpeg (7.15 KB, 249x203, 249:203, stevie_wonder.jpeg)

>>163402

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black


 No.163465

>>163461

I sit on that on the freeway most mornings. Traffic is pretty good at that time of morning. Nowhere for the police to perform a traffic stop safely either.


 No.163466

File: 201264ca5d1e8f8⋯.jpg (146.26 KB, 1024x677, 1024:677, 086b20e192bde83990400e0cb4….jpg)

>>163465

Sounds like a good place to stop at a drive-through Dan's for some before work refreshment.


 No.163467

Such a nice Friday, would be great to crack a coldie


 No.163468

>>163467

Don't do it.


 No.163469

File: b2b7722097233ef⋯.gif (625.71 KB, 652x562, 326:281, 1539303491450.gif)

Have we heard anymore updates on the supposed NEET up in Melbourne?


 No.163470

>>163467

> …do it.


 No.163471

>>163469

I hoep Cheezle is doing ok.


 No.163472

File: 5483293d868fbe5⋯.png (472.35 KB, 564x522, 94:87, d3173fbe155bc3e99d25ff92e1….png)

>>163471

I hope so to.


 No.163473

Off to get my corn shucked shortly


 No.163474

>>163473

I hope you are not paying someone to do it.


 No.163475

NEETs I am considering adding a janitor again to look after the board when I am unavailable. I would get Cheesy again if he was willing but I'm not sure he is in the right frame of mind right now.

So if anyone is interested in the position say so and I will give it some consideration.


 No.163476

>>163474

I'm not really. Just the gun club.


 No.163477

>>163475

Yeah mate no worries, sign me up.

t. Monk


 No.163478

>>163477

You'll have plenty of time at work.


 No.163479

>>163475

Monk or NK since he now has the power to be active 24/7


 No.163480

File: 2f24234fb723069⋯.png (55.38 KB, 212x246, 106:123, 2f24234fb723069856e2629465….png)

>>163475

Dan would also make a good janitor.


 No.163481

>>163480

He would be predictably bad.


 No.163482

>>163481

He would ban sober/narky NEETs for the time it takes them to get to their local Dan's, buy a goon and return home.


 No.163483

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.163484

>>163483

Fuckin bullshit aldis coronas are way cheaper than that jew cunt


 No.163485

File: 1e8e951f039b5b3⋯.png (26.02 KB, 615x614, 615:614, 1e8e951f039b5b357539afddef….png)

>>163484

But their goon isn't m8


 No.163486

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I found this

This isn't fake btw, this is actually Yoko Ono


 No.163487

>>163485

Actually Aldis goon is the same price but is 11% unlike Dan's 9%, that said Aldis goon tastes like fucking shit


 No.163488

>>163475

I'm up

My email is neetking@rape.lol I'm not actually NK btw


 No.163489

File: 206f4a6039793f0⋯.png (1.1 MB, 10000x6075, 400:243, 206f4a6039793f01338d005776….png)

>>163487

>Aldis goon tastes like fucking shit

He works hard to deliver the best.


 No.163490

Seriously feel like getting gooned tonight.

Got nothing planned all weekend, only think stopping me is my accountability to myself


 No.163491

File: 0f21d37dff4b24b⋯.jpg (33.76 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 136bd5390158b5fd51ee7b8d24….jpg)

>>163490

good lad, drink so hard you pass out at 9pm and wake up at 1am


 No.163492

>>163486

It actually sounds a little better sped up…


 No.163493

>>163490

Don't do it. You don't like the type of person you turn into when on the booze.


 No.163494

>>163332

>hear his thoughts.

Too late, you've already lost it.

>>163333

Get


 No.163495

File: afd5cb9f1f4a8f7⋯.jpg (35.44 KB, 1023x576, 341:192, afd5cb9f1f4a8f7ee181316ceb….jpg)

>>163493

That's because he isn't drinking hard enough.


 No.163496

>>163475

You already have my email.


 No.163497

>>163492

Kek, well I put it at 2x and and just sounds like a chinkey yelling at me


 No.163498

>>163497

It's like she struggling to speak English when she's singing, speeding it up is the only way to make it more palatable.


 No.163499

>>163493

>You don't like the type of person you turn into when on the booze.

Hey Don't bully Cruisey, I like him


 No.163500

>>163496

but do i?


 No.163501

>>163416

I wear cotton undershirts and get some everyday. Soon there will be no shirt, just bellybutton lint.


 No.163502

>>163344

Was it worth 20 mins to come back at him?

He made sexual innuendos about his grandmother and is openly peado

Also,

Maybe your tastes in food, music and movies are just better than everyone elses. I mean, you used to like Woody.

>>163346

That little NEETking got his own blue astra

That little NEETking's a rape extraordinaire


 No.163503

>>163498

yeah, though that said at regular speed you actually get the best out of it as it becomes an almost Sam Hydeque Satire, where the ridiculousness of it almost acts as a deterrent to communistic delusions


 No.163504

>>163500

A case of miscommunication.

I guess not.


 No.163505

File: b89e6f7a76f42a2⋯.jpg (512.34 KB, 2000x1500, 4:3, b89e6f7a76f42a2fc53989fc99….jpg)

Whip it out when it's time to pay!


 No.163506

>>163504

I am not the BO…


 No.163507

>>163505

>Not Executive R.A.P.E.NEET


 No.163508

The miscommunication is going levels deep now.


 No.163509

>>163508

sup Shire


 No.163510

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>163464

Stevie wonder is pretty good.


 No.163511

I am not the BO…


 No.163512

I am the BO


 No.163513

>>163469

The last we heard was a NEET getting taken to bed by another after burning cardboard on his oven.


 No.163514

I am Spartacus.


 No.163515

>>163347

I had pizza made by kids in one of our cooking classes, was a bit burnt but was still ok.

>>163351

You are nice.


 No.163516

>>163354

I had the hardest day at work.

The girl who usually does rosters wasn't in, my boss wasn't in and my coworkers let me take lead. It was strange to order people around.

I had appointments and contacted like 50 people about different shit. People kept coming in and asking me if I was ok and I'd just give them shit to do.


 No.163517

>>163516

Well done for stepping up and getting it done mate.

Was the absent boss the one you were planning on yelling at?


 No.163518

>>163489

>is 11% unlike Dan's 9%,

>taste

C'mon Dan..


 No.163519

>>163496

Do you want to do it?

Are you going to take the opportunity to go into the archives and spend hours trying to ferret out all the NEETlore secrets?


 No.163520

>>163517

Nah, that cunt was there but avoided me like a bad smell. He knows he fucked up.. I think. That's good enough, hope he learns from it. Although maybe he meant someone in particular but if he did, he should take it up with whoever he thinks is like that.

The receptionist made a joke that he heard, we were redoing our contracts a few days ago and she said do I get a pay rise. Maybe that is what he meant.

Then again he was overly nice today.


 No.163521

>>163519

That is not how NEETlore works. You should know that.

maybe


 No.163522

>>163490

> my accountability to myself

God is watching.


 No.163523

>>163497

Did you have a wank?


 No.163524

>>163498

She shouldn't, she's been speaking english for at least 40 years.


 No.163525

>>163520

>Then again he was overly nice today.

That is how it works. People have their ups and downs it is best not to hold grudges, if you do you end up with awkward silent treatment and having to avoid people and that creates a toxic environment permanently.


 No.163526

>>163518

Mate even if you ignore taste the fact is that the Sonata Estate Casks at 9.5 are $8.50 while Aldi's casks are $9,


 No.163527

>>163523

nah though I;m honestly feeling

>tfw stressed

about shit


 No.163528

>>163522

no such thing as god


 No.163529

File: 82dcedce2e52504⋯.png (279.94 KB, 897x1200, 299:400, 82dcedce2e525043f0181e8b5e….png)

>>163528

>Implying


 No.163530

>>163525

Yeah, I smiled and laughed at his jokes. Let bygones be bygones. He didn't come down yesterday after he made her cry and did avoid all of us today so I think he feels some guilt.


 No.163531

Fuck NEETs I've been angry all day. I didn't even realise it because I was so angry at everything.

Just asked the gf if she thinks I'm an angry person and she gave me a polite but concerning spiel about how I'm an angry person by nature and what not.

My defeatist depression seems to have changed into a deep rage at how slow my progress in life is, I still feel like I need to go zero to hero as fast as possible.


 No.163532

File: bb6acb02f4f6940⋯.jpg (88.56 KB, 428x470, 214:235, luca-giordano-king-david-r….jpg)

>>163528

You are not seeing all of this for what it is.


 No.163533

>>163529

Sorry Dan, you are the one true God


 No.163534

>>163531

I have been calling you an angry cunt consistently all the time you have been here.


 No.163535

>>163531

Don't push it, focus on the positives and slowly alter the things that need changing.

Rome wasn't built in a day.


 No.163536

>>163531

Shire?

Mate I know those feels, I get fucking pissed off at my self all the fucking time, I fuck up shit at Work, get angry, get upset Think about my repressed memories get more upset, it's a cycle and if you need help to work through it I'm unironically here for you


 No.163537

>>163534

A lot of my posting style is quite hyperbolic.

>>163535

I have been, but it seems I've gotten ahead of myself. Time to re-evaluate and get back on track.


 No.163538

>>163532

A colossal waste of time


 No.163539

File: 6aa27ce8c45d68a⋯.png (22.88 KB, 1169x257, 1169:257, go.PNG)

>>163533

Damn right NEET


 No.163540

>>163538

Life.

Be in it.


 No.163541

File: 39b018aef00c0f9⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 21.73 KB, 640x480, 4:3, unnaporn.jpeg)

>>163540

>Be in it

I CAN'T

SHE'S TOO TIGHT

UNNA


 No.163542

>>163541

He looks sad in this image


 No.163543

>>163537

> Time to re-evaluate and get back on track.

Man, you are doing great. You have a decent job and a gf and that's all been this year.


 No.163544

File: ff77c403f8924e1⋯.gif (248.44 KB, 474x570, 79:95, FollowMe_SimonDewey.gif)

Come to me NEETs


 No.163545

File: 5cc2f313e39bd7a⋯.jpg (69.97 KB, 618x741, 206:247, zhawhxvbb7r11.jpg)


 No.163546

File: d4eebf95a89c412⋯.jpg (423.82 KB, 1016x740, 254:185, josephine-wall-titania-300….jpg)

A little faith and pixie dust is all you need to make it.


 No.163547

File: d0d7f18d9857d5f⋯.png (33.49 KB, 300x250, 6:5, fdBMCSTXNB-2.png)


 No.163548

File: 1a4683668a5853b⋯.jpg (66.36 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, aldr,x1700,front-c,185,103….jpg)


 No.163549

I just ate half a bag of Nobby's nuts. Very salty.


 No.163550

>>163549

You are only supposed to nibble them.


 No.163551

>>163550

or lick the salt off them


 No.163552

>>163550

I get too enthusiastic sometimes. I become lost in the moment.


 No.163553


 No.163554

>>163551

and put them back


 No.163555

File: dc150c445f76816⋯.png (42.8 KB, 600x360, 5:3, Tribe-of-Dan.png)

>>163553

The Tribe of Dan are a sacrilegious lot.


 No.163556

>>163554

I don't think nobby would like that.


 No.163557

File: e64517e09ef1913⋯.jpg (35.19 KB, 525x758, 525:758, Printed-Tribes-of-Isreal--….jpg)

>tfw libra


 No.163558

>>163555

>Dan shall judge his people as one of the tribes of Israel

DAN MURPHEY HERE, YOU NEETS ARE LIKE THE KIKES TO ME AND I LOVE THEIR MONEY


 No.163559

>>163556

What Nobby doesn't know won't hurt Nobby


 No.163560

>>163558

Dan why can't you spell your own name correctly?


 No.163561

File: b50049e034269f8⋯.gif (32.83 KB, 225x300, 3:4, aaabeckhamdansnake.gif)

>>163558

Twister of words with your forked tongue.


 No.163562

>>163559

Nobby might notice you putting his nuts in.


 No.163563

>>163560

Im goooned


 No.163564

>>163563

Good work m8


 No.163565

>>163562

What if I throw them behind the bar?


 No.163566

File: 6cab5e888f18a76⋯.jpg (57.71 KB, 680x665, 136:133, b19befc7691394e65aac19afd4….jpg)

I don't think I can post, this is a test.


 No.163567

File: 5cd6d8550a412b5⋯.jpg (4.81 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20181012_162243.jpg)

DAY OF THE DAN


 No.163568

>>163565

I'm sure he'd let you toss them behind the bar.


 No.163569

>>163566

did it work?


 No.163570

>>163567

You will find that going to church is very therapeutic unlike visiting Craig's brothel.


 No.163571

>>163567

You have been drinking all week you boong.


 No.163572

>>163568

Good, good


 No.163573

>>163571

That's why he needs Dan.


 No.163574

>>163571

And ill drink some more


 No.163575

>>163574

But what about those tablets are you going to mix them together tonight?


 No.163576

>>163575

If he does the booze by mouth and puts the tablets up his bum then they won't meet and therefore it will be okay.


 No.163577

File: 38de359c804f23a⋯.webm (3.05 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 38de359c804f23a7cb031dc90….webm)

>>163567

NK play this to the wagies


 No.163578

>>163576

Interesting theory


 No.163579

>>163575

Yeah gonna take a full pill to keep me up tonight, not gonna do anymore thou


 No.163580

>>163579

That's a reasonable plan. What did you get at Dan's?


 No.163581

>>163579

Why do you want to stay up tonight? Sleep is better for your mental health than pills.


 No.163582

>>163580

A rape


 No.163583

File: 6929c9b316c27ae⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1024x1019, 1024:1019, 1513234354962.png)

Stop escaping your own mind.


 No.163584

>>163581

He has a midnight goon filled aboriginal orgie to attend to.


 No.163585

>>163582

Just a carton of Emus?


 No.163586

>>163577

Misso didn't like it, I was headbanging.


 No.163587

>>163586

Cruisey?


 No.163588

>>163576

That would be disastrous.

The pills must be taken orally while alcohol is inserted into the bum.


 No.163589

>>163577

Don't think they'd unserstand


 No.163590

>>163585

He got a carton of Pabsts too to sate his American side of rape


 No.163591

>>163589

>Joondalup Dans not understanding how much of a tyrant NK is


 No.163592

>>163585

Fucking Dan was charging $48 for a block of export so I paid the extra $2 and got a block of VB


 No.163593

>>163588

>alcohol is inserted into the bum

He can use the same hose he uses to siphon sniff out of petrol tanks.


 No.163594

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>163587

She said it reminded her of this, but the GLEE version.


 No.163595

>>163592

>VB

as a Victorian you have shit taste


 No.163596

>>163595

MB is leagues ahead,


 No.163597

>>163595

It's Vaginal Backwash m8


 No.163598

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

It made me think of this when I first heard the guitar


 No.163599

>>163593

You don't even need a hose, one can simply stick the bottle's neck into the anus, clench tight and then do a hand-stand.


 No.163600

File: ac6c532ee1cd53c⋯.jpg (45.75 KB, 624x399, 208:133, 1539309689640.jpg)

Friday night feels.


 No.163601

>>163599

That gets harder the more you drink that way.


 No.163602

>>163599

Do you have experience in this technique?


 No.163603

>>163596

>Melbourne

No gays allowed

>>163597

This


 No.163604

>>163600

>tfw unrepressed memories


 No.163605

File: e8994f2d631fa26⋯.jpg (158.49 KB, 800x700, 8:7, e8994f2d631fa264425afb5d6e….jpg)


 No.163606


 No.163607

Sober on a friday night.

Its still a weird feeling NEETs, I feel like I need to splurge on some greasy food or something, and stay up late having 'fun' on the internet.

But that just seems so stupid and pointless. Hmm. I think I'll go to kmart and buy some new forks.


 No.163608

File: 43453d52232d98e⋯.jpeg (10.92 KB, 480x360, 4:3, danm.jpeg)

>>163607

I'm still open, come visit


 No.163609

>>163607

A good practical fork purchase will be much better for your wellbeing than a nasty drunken binge.


 No.163610

>>163609

fork the neets


 No.163611

>>163607

Have a goon fork the NEETs


 No.163612

Was just about to leave to Kmart but felt embarrassed about my old dirty 'inside clothes' so I decided to change into something acceptable. Never have I cared about that.


 No.163613

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB, 200x320, 5:8, 193cba67f07caf4d496592e7a0….png)

>>163608

Visit me instead!


 No.163614

>>163613

Would a missing tooth add or subtract from the blow job?


 No.163615

>>163612

You are evolving mate. You are making it.


 No.163616

>>163607

I remember years ago, when I would go out and buy some forks, and if feeling a bit naughty I would grab some spoons as well, those days were the best of my life, now all I have to look forward to is buying some saucers from the $2 shop on a sunday afternoon, life is hard.


 No.163617

>>163613

ur a boong


 No.163618

>>163614

There is only one way to find out.


 No.163619

Fucking Dan closed wtf, I will have to go to BWS for my beers


 No.163620

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.163621

>>163619

Stay home and do some vigorous dancing instead.


 No.163622

>>163621

Nah went to the doctors today and it was shit, need to wash it away


 No.163623

>>163618

UNNA booked out for the next three hours


 No.163624

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This one's for you Cruisey.


 No.163625

>>163619

Where do you live for Dan to be closed at this hour?


 No.163626

>>163622

You would do better to work on some coping strategies that don't involve intoxication.


 No.163627

>>163626

You need to be more pro-Dan.


 No.163628

>>163625

Melbourne, my local Dan's closes at 8 it turns out, I thought it was 9 or 10 since it's a Friday and all the normies would be getting their booze

>>163626

I do have one already, I believe most NEETs refer to it as "wanking"


 No.163629

>>163627

Indeed, there are far too many anti-dan posters lately.


 No.163630

>>163628

If you live at Kew, that's only a 20 minute drive to Monk.


 No.163631

>>163630

Sorry that was suburb that came up when I was looking for the opening hours of Dan Murphy's in Melbourne, but it seems to be for a lot of stores in Melbourne closing at 8.


 No.163632

Dan's disciples have become stale and predictable.


 No.163633

File: 5fc0012dca9ec5f⋯.jpg (3.79 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_20181012_204404.jpg)

Not very impressed by the selection


 No.163634

>>163632

StaleNEET your memes are stale


 No.163635

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Another one for Cruisey.

Get clapping NEETs.


 No.163636

>>163635

I don't think a 3DPD boong smacking herself will make anybody happy. Give him weaboo music.


 No.163637

Feelin alive my friends


 No.163638

>>163637

Good to hear mate.


 No.163639

>>163636

Cruisey will like it, since he has a nigger misso


 No.163640

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Another good one.


 No.163641

>>163639

Maybe she's a nigger that pretends to be white


 No.163642

>>163641

Apparently she's very religious so no she's not pretending to be white


 No.163643

>>163642

Oh lawdy


 No.163644

>>163642

Religion is popular in Africa because colonizers wanted the Africans to pretend to be more white


 No.163645

>>163644

not many whites are religioius these days


 No.163646

>>163645

The fedoras always win in the end


 No.163647

>>163633

Have a spoon


 No.163648

How many have (You) smashed tonight?


 No.163649

>>163648

I'm smashing a nice coffee right now


 No.163650


 No.163651

>>163645

Always been the case.

Most people don't have any religious devoutness, but don't really care either way, and would rather perform the rituals they don't 100% believe in "just in case".

This can be seen in historical figures like Napoleon, who was known for not practicing religion, and being declared the antichrist by the russian orthodox church, but who asked a priest to send him off on his death bed.


 No.163652

>>163650

It is. Nonalcoholic, too (for now)


 No.163653

File: bce7186f1d05b51⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.29 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1539333497063.jpg)

There is a pornographic image spoilered.


 No.163654

>>163649

>tfw raped coffee


 No.163655

Bought a carlton zero after getting a few kitchen things at kmart. It's not bad I gotta say, felt quite alien to be in a bottleo too. Almost fell into Craigs spell


 No.163656

>>163654

I keep a lock on my pantry so NK can't get to it


 No.163657

>>163655

Does it taste like normal Carlton beer?


 No.163658

>>163657

There is something off about it, its yeasty but sweeter and not as bitter as real beer. It smells the same though.


 No.163659

>>163656

Is it very satisfying to lock the pantry?


 No.163660

>>163655

>Almost fell into Craigs spell

Good job avoiding it mate. You've done really well.


 No.163661

>>163660

Thanks NEET


 No.163662

File: 681638663571930⋯.jpeg (53.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, dann.jpeg)

>>163660

This, now he can visit me instead


 No.163663

>>163662

Begone foul beast


 No.163664

File: 4b171c18a5b2030⋯.jpeg (14.58 KB, 640x350, 64:35, dannn.jpeg)

>>163663

Begone Craig


 No.163665

File: fa945e6e25247f6⋯.png (875.58 KB, 1080x1271, 1080:1271, bk2iupe1emr11.png)

The coming out of deep depression starterpack.

Don't just wait for these things to happen to you NEETs. Make them happen yourself. You know what you need to do.


 No.163666

>>163665

>pic 4

unrealisitic for us all


 No.163667

>>163665

Being in a regular shaving rhythm and not deciding "it'll be right" for a day or two extra has improved my mood a bit. Might tick off purchasing a house negress next


 No.163668

>>163666

Join a group. Go to church. Make some phone calls.


 No.163669

>>163668

>Join a group.

In one, they don't do these things

>go to church

I'm Atheist

>Make some phone calls

to Hitler?


 No.163670


 No.163671

File: 541414002cd4b46⋯.jpg (1.54 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-10-12 18.46.43.jpg)

Get in ya


 No.163672

>>163669

You can just pretend to be religous


 No.163673

File: 4fd7e43681475a1⋯.png (8.29 KB, 543x93, 181:31, dans.png)


 No.163674

>>163671

Don't end up like this poor lost soul.


 No.163675

>>163672

I'm autistic though, nobody beleives my lies


 No.163676

>>163671

Sounds like a good plan


 No.163677

File: 0e81603f6ec8640⋯.webm (2.85 MB, 854x480, 427:240, diversity hire.webm)

>>163665

Boycott every unencrypted mail sent to me so that my peers start using GPG?


 No.163678


 No.163679

>>163675

You can't find an easier group to fool than religious boomers


 No.163680

We seriously need a November NEET challenge to do together mates.

I suggest waking up early as our goal.


 No.163681

>>163680

I'd appreciate a not waking up early challenge tbqh


 No.163682

>>163678

>Noice

Are you being sarcastic? That photo is like a giant cry for help, a scream of misery and despair. Just look.


 No.163683

File: f509580c11064aa⋯.jpeg (35.04 KB, 750x422, 375:211, danum.jpeg)

>>163680

How many bags can we sink in a month


 No.163684

File: 4656d17d4989507⋯.jpg (75.97 KB, 640x640, 1:1, prepare yourself.jpg)

>>163680

Install gentoo on every NEET's computer.

It's the operating system of champions.


 No.163685

>>163682

Why do homos thing NK is a wayward bad boy that needs to be guided on to the right track?

He's beautiful just the way he is


 No.163686

>>163683

Goonbags or old bags?


 No.163687

>>163684

>Not Temple OS


 No.163688


 No.163689

File: 4f3f6d1ff9ae3c2⋯.png (10.25 KB, 255x167, 255:167, db6193209b76b221cbcfc9d713….png)


 No.163690

>>163682

I see a lad whose in need of a drink after a hard days work.


 No.163691

>>163674

Your just jelouse of my superior lifestyle


 No.163692

Really need to get myself some kind of mini fridge so I don't need to walk so far for each beer


 No.163693

>>163685

>He's beautiful just the way he is

He is miserable.


 No.163694

Everyone just stay calm, we're all gonna be ok, for now


 No.163695

>>163692

Your right, walking 3 meters to the fridge could cause you to lose weight


 No.163696

>>163693

I'm miserable without beer


 No.163697

>>163695

Very rude but also true


 No.163698

>>163692

I'll trade you mine for an actual fridge


 No.163699

File: 7ddd7ee899d6848⋯.jpg (34.84 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)


 No.163700

>>163607

Show us a picture of the forks.


 No.163701

>>163700

>inb4 NK posts that picture of the knived dick


 No.163702

File: d7a633c18fd20e9⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 25.29 KB, 332x443, 332:443, images (6).jpeg)

>>163701

Can't find that pic but you can have this one


 No.163703

You guys posted a lot while I was out. Mostly shit.


 No.163704

File: dac9b9b7bf2083c⋯.jpg (443.57 KB, 630x420, 3:2, hornblower-130718a016.jpg)

I am off to bed NEETs.

Good night to my valued NEET. I will send you that email one day reasonably soon.

Good night.


 No.163705

>>163702

that artist doesn't seem to understand blowjobs or penises


 No.163706

>>163680

I like this idea, more than Soctober. I want a drink.


 No.163707

>>163706

You're almost half way there mate


 No.163708

Having some very well done toast with butter as my pre-bed snack. Delicious.


 No.163709

>>163708

That's how I like my toast too.


 No.163710

>>163708

Sounds very nice


 No.163711

File: 6ae8dcc95729ca0⋯.jpg (1.1 MB, 3328x1872, 16:9, IMG_20181012_222030.jpg)

>>163630

I'm not in Kew but I am about 15 mins drive from Monk guessing from the general area that he lives

>>163671

Noice

I am back from my neetwalk and trip to the shops and return with a pack of Cooper's pale and some chips


 No.163712

>>163708

And onto a night of farting you go.


 No.163713

>>163711

Nice choice. Which shops did you go to?


 No.163714

>>163631

move to Canberra with 9pm Dans


 No.163715

>>163714

I live in WA and my Dans closes at 9 every day except Sunday


 No.163716

>>163713

Woolworths and BWS


 No.163717

>>163712

Your presence is becoming less and less tolerable.


 No.163718

>>163717

I miss argie neet


 No.163719

>>163715

But nobody wants to risk going to JoondyDans


 No.163720

>>163719

NK has already had a confirmed visit tonight and is currently getting sloshed. It's the safest chance you'll get all week


 No.163721

File: 63c54448a862d70⋯.webm (3.15 MB, 640x744, 80:93, 63c54448a862d70b87696fdd6….webm)

>>163717

I know you're the same narky neet.


 No.163722

>>163720

no NEET, nows the worst time, hes behind the dumpster now


 No.163723

>>163721

cats are evil


 No.163724

File: 4407848fa5583e8⋯.gif (675.48 KB, 245x172, 245:172, 1384108405599.gif)

>>163711

>black sun wallpaper.

Not bad.


 No.163725

File: fd8a89c5688d146⋯.jpg (116.44 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, indigenous-people-drinking….jpg)

>>163711

Coopers is for white cunts


 No.163726

>>163724

Indeed

>>163725

Coopers is the thinking man's choice


 No.163727

>>163725

>tfw no normal export cans


 No.163728

>>163722

Nah Dan made me go home, dumpsters getting emptied and cleaned tomorrow morning. Too many corpses kicking up a stink


 No.163729

>>163728

This sounds like bait


 No.163730

ded


 No.163731


 No.163732

>>163730

goon overdose?


 No.163733

File: 59871fb0d018324⋯.jpg (41.99 KB, 270x270, 1:1, Brand_DM.jpg)

>>163729

>>163731

Well there haven't been any reported rapes at my store today, believe me neets it safe


 No.163734

>>163733

I have it on good authority that the reporting system at dans consists of getting beaten with an iron bar and told to keep quiet


 No.163735

>>163732

On his way to Danhalla.


 No.163736

>>163735

aye cuz


 No.163737

File: e19ad3ec975ad5a⋯.jpg (40.53 KB, 600x370, 60:37, 2-4-600x370.jpg)

Average aboriginal threesome


 No.163738

sleepy neets


 No.163739

>>163738

HARDCORE RAPE NEETS


 No.163740

>new house

>new internet plan

>unlimited data

>currently got 3 mb/s on my uplay download

Is this what life is like in those first world countries?


 No.163741

>>163740

Peak hour? Get on to those niggers and if they don't fix it go to the ombudsman


 No.163742

>>163741

isn't 3mb/s fucking fast though


 No.163743

goon


 No.163744


 No.163745


 No.163746

>>163744

Really?

back at my parents they had 125kb/s


 No.163747


 No.163748

>>163746

Back in the early 2000's my 52kb modem would do 42 kbps at best, when I first got broadband in 2005 I was getting an average of 4-5 mbps

I got cable internet now and score about 20mbps


 No.163749

>>163748

my family was on rural broadband in a area with a monopoly


 No.163750

File: bdedd3c5d39184f⋯.png (302.74 KB, 1032x1242, 172:207, 1539237690251.png)

Haven't browsed in a few days, missed you all.

Tfw had a shit dinner tonight and it has put me in a foul mood.


 No.163751

unna


 No.163752

>tfw out of goon and dans isn't open for another 7 hours

hold me bros


 No.163753

>>163752

You got any petrol in your car unna?


 No.163754

HArdcore neet rape


 No.163755

>tfw no gf

Time for another coopers i guess neets


 No.163758

File: 0c5a50b17518921⋯.webm (370.33 KB, 352x262, 176:131, is it any wonder people a….webm)

>>163756

Aye. Trying to figure out how many people I have to kill to win the nobel peace prize.


 No.163760

File: 7f391bed4bd6c65⋯.jpg (2.13 MB, 2000x1500, 4:3, 100_0078.jpg)

File: 8d7a55707eddf53⋯.jpg (1.55 MB, 2000x1500, 4:3, 100_0068.jpg)

>>163759

I remember when this image used to caused a negative reaction on me. Now i just laugh.

I hope you have a good Saturday over there. This is a rainy friday here. Rainy season is the best.


 No.163761

M

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N

I

N

G

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L

L


 No.163762

Fuck me stayed up too long as it's now 6am. Night Night NEETs


 No.163763

>>163759

You could keep your goon in there


 No.163764

Morning neets. Have decided I'll shop like a normie and buy food for the entire week at once, rather than going to the shops everyday like I normally do - that just allows to many opportunities for executive treats.


 No.163765

Good morning NEETs.

>>163761

Good morning

>>163764

Good morning. That sounds like a good idea. I try to do a shop only once a fortnight. I find that is the longest you can go without all your fresh fruit and veg spoiling in the fridge. Most things will last two weeks properly stored.

It is best to avoid regular trips to the shops as they present too many temptations that will add to the waistline and drain the bank balance.


 No.163766


 No.163767

>>163766

Good morning matey.


 No.163768

Good morning neeties.

Rather cokd this morning but that's no excuse.


 No.163769

>>163768

Good morning.


 No.163770

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.163771

Running out of time to find a rental place.

Getting nervous.


 No.163772

>>163771

It's really coming down to the wire. You may have to use a sharehouse if you cannot find one.


 No.163773

>>163772

That would be difficult enough to find on its own.


 No.163774

>>163771

You might have to start looking in the worse parts of town. You will be more competitive there.


 No.163775

>>163774

I've been looking in the gook ghetto which is a bit cheaper than the other places and I felt confident about one place because the agent kept emailing me, then yesterday she went quiet.

I've got two weeks to find a place. I wish someone would give me a break, most of the other applicants are fucking Indians too, how hard can it be.


 No.163776

>>163775

Do you dress smartly and groom yourself well when viewing the properties?


 No.163777

>>163775

Accuse the agents of anti-white racism.


 No.163778

>>163776

Yeah, I've even made it a point to have some kind of chat with the agent no matter how short or boring. I don't know what else I could be doing except simply seeing more places, which is hard because for some reason a lot of the inspections are at like 1pm on a Tuesday.

Might just have to wing it and go native in Qld or something


 No.163779


 No.163780

>>163779

He was probably trying to do something sexual with doggo.


 No.163781

>>163775

When I did this, I got my sister (who is a highly presentable normie) to go with me and do all the talking, and the agent just assumed we were a couple and they were getting her as one of the tenants.


 No.163782

>>163779

That bulldog is probably bulling the guy's wife now.


 No.163783

>>163781

That is pretty clever.


 No.163784

File: 6a5864f4df5bdf9⋯.jpg (18.52 KB, 335x370, 67:74, 553980_370.jpg)

Good morning friends.


 No.163785


 No.163786

>>163784

Good morning my friend.


 No.163787

早上好失业的酗酒者


 No.163788

>>163787

喝酒是为了输家


 No.163789

>>163635

Not bad


 No.163790

>>163787

>>163788

我讨厌缝隙


 No.163791

>>163790

Stupid google. Gap is chink.


 No.163792

中国人是可怜的人渣


 No.163793

>>163792

Again, it's not even close.

"The Chinese are dispicable scum" becomes "Chinese are poor scum"


 No.163794

用大黑鸡巴填满我的黄色盒子


 No.163795

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I am loving this kind of chink music lately


 No.163796

File: f8e67c9a8d19cad⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out092217.png)

>>163787

>>163788

>>163790

>>163792

>>163794

Ching chong nip nong おはよごじゃます、FreeterとNEETです!!


 No.163797

>>163796

>Ching chong nip nong

Morning Karen, how very cultural of you.


 No.163798

Last time I was with Karen she kept screaming 間違った穴!

Whatever that means.


 No.163799

File: 925ede04df2012b⋯.png (143.54 KB, 1561x1162, 223:166, 1538880320495.png)

>lawnmower starting a few blocks over


 No.163800

File: 0705e41f97c177c⋯.png (4.27 KB, 235x215, 47:43, 0705e41f97c177c4751b12587e….png)

>>163799

You should get a lawnmower and add one of those fancy car exhaust to ensure everyone can hear it clearly.


 No.163801

Black Science Man

Space Jam Nigger!1!

Black Science Man

Grooltastic Cunnymogrification!1!


 No.163802

>>163801

You should have spread it over the day


 No.163803

Black Science Man

Ching chong nip nong


 No.163804

>>163801

>Cunnymogrification

This reminded me of this video I just watched that I was redirected from efukt

"Oops, I fucked my girlfriend retarded"

https://shooshtime.com/videos/pov/i-fucked-her-until-she-had-brain-damage_163018/


 No.163805

Gooks and spooks

Dan in the pan

I'm the man


 No.163806

File: 0d9f739f084168c⋯.png (11.01 KB, 771x576, 257:192, 0d9f739f084168cd9f8a131fe4….png)

>>163805

Are you gooned?


 No.163807

>>163804

She goes by the name Mary Jane Auryn. That's her schtick.

https://old.reddit.com/r/DeadEyes/comments/7x3i44/not_even_awake/


 No.163808

>>163805

>Dan in the pan

Are you calling Dan a poo?


 No.163809

>>163807

This comment seems to summarise her best:

>Maybe it's meth, maybe it's Maybelline?


 No.163810

>>163796

Good morning Kazza

Bring me luck today

帮我


 No.163811

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Groucho


 No.163812

>>163810

>帮我

Why the fuck are you translating from Spanish to Chink?


 No.163813

You NEETs ever bought stuff on gumtree?

The guy is willing to sell to me but I'm scared it will be really awkward, its also a long drive.


 No.163814

>>163813

I bought something once it all went well. Awkwardness when dealing with strangers is always there but it is part of life and you just need to do it.


 No.163815

File: 359ab4c22506fff⋯.gif (38.99 KB, 548x599, 548:599, 359ab4c22506fff4714c01cdba….gif)

Cruisey I sent you an email can you let me know that you received it please.


 No.163816

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hey NEETs,

I have been using my body pillow again and it has resulted in very deep sleep but my shoulders are getting sore at night. Is this normal?

I am very much enjoying it again but the pain is almost worth the gain of a solid couple of hours of sleep before I am awoken in pain.


 No.163817

>>163816

I am no expert on such things, my only advice is to avoid having your bodyweight resting on any part of your body too heavily.


 No.163818

>>163817

Thank you, I have been trying to shift my weight off it since that does seem to make it worse when I sleep on it. I slept for an hour last night before I woke up and it felt like a good 8 hours sleep. It was nice but I would like to explore the longer term sustainability of using the pillow.


 No.163819

>>163818

Don't let your arm be trapped under the pillow. Put all your weight on the pillow and all the pillow's weight on the mattress.


 No.163820

>>163817

This is good advice, I always use to sleep on my shoulders rather than my back and that would always JUST me up in the mornings.


 No.163821

>>163819

>Don't let your arm be trapped under the pillow.

Ah, so both hands on top of the pillow? I normal sleep one above and one just tucked under.


 No.163822

File: 633f0157ab56a7c⋯.webm (7.08 MB, 768x1024, 3:4, THANK YOU ARKAN AND GOD B….webm)

>>163816

Is your waifu on the body pillow?


 No.163824

>>163815

received

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 No.163825

>>163823

A more dynamic story bro.


 No.163826

>>163823

I also do not like his name tbqh


 No.163827

>>163824

Good luck mate. I think I am going to be going pretty soon. I will not wait until the end of the day. See you when I am back.


 No.163828

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.163829

>>163827

I'm just going to have it open in a different tab and not use it unless I have to.

Take care mate, I hope you feel a bit better from your time off.


 No.163830

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>163828

>>163823


 No.163831

>>163829

>I'm just going to have it open in a different tab and not use it unless I have to.

That is what I told myself at first too.


 No.163832

The fuck..

There is only 6 of us.


 No.163833

>>163829

>>163831

Bootleg abbo porn?


 No.163834

File: 8d0023f550c7d7d⋯.png (197.44 KB, 389x379, 389:379, 8d0023f550c7d7d5ac9b76a3e2….png)

>>163832

>There is only 6 of us.

Very nice new janitor.

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 No.163835

>>163831

There isn't an auto update on the other one either.


 No.163836

File: f5c616cc7ce89a3⋯.jpg (8.61 KB, 298x212, 149:106, f5c616cc7ce89a327ba3a1fc74….jpg)

Good bye for a few hours. Hopefully you clean this mess up.


 No.163837

>>163836

What a demented pepe.


 No.163838

>>163813

I purchased a power hacksaw once.

Seller quizzed me on the phone to see if I actually knew what it was and how to use it.

Pick up wasn't awkward.


 No.163839

>>163838

Isn't that called a jigsaw?


 No.163840

>>163823

I think you mean 'wary',

YOU BIG DUMB FUCK


 No.163841

File: 4e0b933f4481d0f⋯.png (71.74 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>163839

No. This was an industrial piece of machinery that preceeded horizontal bandsaws.


 No.163842

BRISBANE MAN FINED FOR SPEARING POSSUM

https://www.smh.com.au/national/queensland/brisbane-man-fined-for-spearing-possum-that-ate-his-garden-kept-him-awake-20181011-p5094t.html

>Stanley's lawyer, Ben Taylor, told the court his client's organic vegetable garden had been so decimated by the animal, he had given up on the venture.

>No amount of attempted deterrents had evicted Stanley's unwelcome guest, he said.

>"He suffered extreme problems from possums destroying his garden and occupying a tree near (his) bedroom window each night, which was creating so much noise it disturbed (his) sleep," he said.

too far possum, too far


 No.163843

>>163771

worst comes to worst live in a hostel in the mean while and chuck your shit in storage


 No.163844

>>163842

Gas the Possums, Yard war now


 No.163845

>>163834

…and 4 of those are me operating through a vpn.


 No.163846


 No.163847

>>163834

>tfw BO completly ignored me when I applied to be a Janitor

How rude BO


 No.163848

>>163787

>>163788

>>163790

>>163792

>>163794

89六四事件

89六四事件

89六四事件

89六四事件


 No.163849

>>163847

Who ended up 'winning' this chore?


 No.163850

CHINESE SHILL GANG

CHINESE SHILL LIFE


 No.163851

>>163849

who knows but BO was rude and Ignored me, though he might of been biased towards Monk's bulge


 No.163852

>>163842

I talked to a neighbor the other day who seemed to be on the verge of attempting a similar thing. I hope they saw this


 No.163853

>>163850

post 89六四事件 to make the chinese shills go away


 No.163854

>>163852

I might have disposed of three or four..


 No.163855

>>163853

If one of them is a girlshill she might be looking for a visabf


 No.163856

Spent $160 at Dan's to apologise for calling him utterly predictable the other day.


 No.163857

>>163856

Give us an itemized purchase list lad


 No.163858

Any plans for the weekend NEEToes? heading over to a m8s place tonight.


 No.163859

>>163857

1 x Bruichladdich Port Charlotte 'heavily peated' single malt $99

1 x Majella Coonawarra cabernet sauvignon $37

6 x Young Henry's Summer Hop Ale $25


 No.163860

>>163859

>Coonawarra

nice


 No.163861

>>163859

> Bruichladdich Port Charlotte 'heavily peated' single malt $99

Delightful.


 No.163862

File: 0790131feac1035⋯.png (81.38 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 0790131feac10355e7c27ade17….png)

>>163856

Thank you.


 No.163863

>>163861

I hope so. I love Islay whiskys, but I've never had a Bruichladdich before. Apparently they are the heaviest peated whiskys on the island. The label said it's 50% to instead of the usual 40-45%.


 No.163864

>>163863

>50%

Might need to add a drop of water to it.


 No.163865

File: e9179b7f1729682⋯.png (11.1 KB, 443x174, 443:174, puneet.png)

;)


 No.163866

File: ef8434f4a333b6b⋯.jpg (23.48 KB, 605x151, 605:151, danm.jpg)

>>163856

good man


 No.163867

>>163865

the virgin puneet vs the chad pooneet


 No.163868

>>163865

Do it. Get them audited by the ATO.


 No.163869

>>163868

my offer has been accepted. shall I try to claim the indoor defecation reimbursement without proof? I hear the ATO is cracking down this year


 No.163870

>>163869

Tell them they can claim $2k in incidentals without receipts.


 No.163871

I hear you can claim $40,000 in home internet access a year, as per that government minister.


 No.163872

>>163869

>shall I try to claim the indoor defecation reimbursement without proof?

Post a picture of NK, that's all the proof you need that he's shitting in your house


 No.163873

>>163871

I think he has since repaid that back


 No.163874

>>163873

Yeah, he found $38k to repay it like it was just a few coins down the back of the lounge.


 No.163875

>>163874

well he is a rich fuck so it basically was tbh


 No.163876

cya ningins


 No.163877


 No.163878

File: 736d79cd312cfe7⋯.png (111.27 KB, 1796x279, 1796:279, _ausneets_-_NEET_General_5….png)


 No.163879

>>163840

The era of the brainlet has arrived.


 No.163880

I wish I had somewhere to go. I'm so bored.


 No.163881

>>163859

>Bruichladdich Port Charlotte 'heavily peated' single malt

Fancy man


 No.163882

File: d02c6fc3bc67ba2⋯.jpg (236.05 KB, 1300x869, 1300:869, 77fa60631f0d4eb1170636bd93….jpg)


 No.163883

>>163881

I'll try and keep a third of this bottle and start a collection.

I've said this to myself many times now


 No.163884

>>163880

Have you ever tried wanking upside down?


 No.163885

>>163882

That's a rich cunt astra


 No.163886

>>163884

You're just trying to get some poor skele to give himself a facial. Shame.


 No.163887

>>163886

>poor skele to give himself a facial

kek


 No.163888

>>163886

You big brained neets see through everything


 No.163889

>>163888

The Council meetings are so heavy they have their own gravitational pull.


 No.163890

12:00


 No.163891

>>163890

30 seconds late.


 No.163892

>>163890

How is Radelaide today?


 No.163893


 No.163894

>>163891

Close enough.


 No.163895

>>163894

Please don't try building a spacecraft or nuclear weapon.


 No.163896

>>163892

Nice and sunny today.


 No.163897

Just embarrassed myself by ordering Malaysian food with a heavy Indonesian accent at a restaurant in gook town, the waitress was Asian but clearly very Australian.


 No.163898

>>163897

Are you in any part Malaysian?


 No.163899


 No.163900


 No.163901

>>163886

>skele

I wish


 No.163902

>>163901

Your man titties will stop the semen from hitting your face, so it's a good thing


 No.163903

>>163900

You dipshit :)

I use the correct pronunciation at a French restaurant, but I'm not going to pretend to be French.

What possessed you to do that?


 No.163904

>>163897

lol

You're a strange cunt. Why would you need to speak in an accent to order food?


 No.163905

>>163902

He might be able to do a handstand against a wall. Might.


 No.163906

>>163903

>What possessed you to do that?

Could it be the fungal infection?


 No.163907

>>163905

I don't want to encourage anything that could result in a hospitalized neet


 No.163908

>>163906

Probably the lack of alcohol


 No.163909

>>163908

Sobriety Syndrome is a killer.


 No.163910


 No.163911

>>163908

This is probably somewhat true. I feel less autistic after a few drinks and talk to people I otherwise wouldn't.


 No.163912

File: 443fa79fef1a481⋯.jpg (61.93 KB, 564x752, 3:4, tell me the greeks didn't ….jpg)

I'm scratching my crotch hair and every time I do it a bunch of hairs come out.

I'm not sure if I'm losing hair on my crotch or if I'm scratching too hard.


 No.163913

>>163912

Apply a soothing lotion.


 No.163914

>>163912

You probably need to trim it a bit


 No.163915

>>163912

Crotches are like dogs and cats. They need to be brushed regularly, especially between change of season.


 No.163916

>>163914

Have we ever received proper trimming advice from NK?


 No.163917

>>163916

I'd be more inclined to trust Shire or Cruisey's crotch trimming advice. NK would be bare to minimise leaving DNA.


 No.163918

>>163916

I reckon his bush is as wild and free as the boongs of 300 years ago


 No.163919

>>163917

>>163918

Conflicting advice on NK.


 No.163920

>>163883

The best place to keep your collection is in your stomach.


 No.163921

>>163914

Do you trim your balls too?

That seems like a lot of work.


 No.163922

>>163917

I just shave it every few months to a no.2


 No.163923

>>163920

I thought you were talking about crotch trimmings.


 No.163924

One quarter of my time off is over.


 No.163925

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.163926

>>163903

>>163904

Haven't ordered nasi goreng in an Aussie accent in as long as I can remember.


 No.163927

File: 37c8f30177ac54e⋯.png (147.53 KB, 645x772, 645:772, 1538809687458.png)


 No.163928

>>163924

more than a quarter for me because there is very little chance i am going to live till 88


 No.163929

>>163928

You could get a nice hitler cake if you did though


 No.163930

>>163927

>>163928

I meant the weekend but if we are thinking about it in an ultimate way at least 1/3 is over.

Probably 1/2 done. Reached the top and now there is only the steady decline to look forward to.


 No.163931

File: 858613b5f5c9d68⋯.jpg (177.54 KB, 1024x929, 1024:929, 1539240798372.jpg)

>>163924

>tfw over 1/3 your life is over

>next 2/3 you get to see your looks fade and body fall apart


 No.163932

File: 414fcdf06caee72⋯.jpg (70.65 KB, 858x858, 1:1, 1538979212843-0.jpg)

>>163928

I myself predict I'll die of old age at 68 if I don't go postal earlier.

I think the feels will consume any NEET much sooner, though.


 No.163933

How's the weather down under neetfags?


 No.163934

>>163933

Sunny with no sign of goonclouds


 No.163935

>>163934

>no sign of goonclouds

>IKTF


 No.163936

File: cd0edb35a471cd9⋯.jpg (2.6 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_20181013_121548.jpg)

Gook gook City bitch


 No.163937

File: 4864e7c188f58f2⋯.jpg (9.09 KB, 174x321, 58:107, Antek.jpg)

>>163933

Overcast for a cloudy life.


 No.163938

>>163936

a depressing picture


 No.163939

>>163936

Even their cars have squinted eyes.


 No.163940

>>163939

>>163933

hi brazilNEET, what do you think will happen economically/socially if that right wing guy that got stabbed wins? are you going for anyone?


 No.163941

>>163936

Was that when you were in Indonesia?


 No.163942

>>163933

Cold, overcast and 12c


 No.163943

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Could the commune be a boat?


 No.163944

>>163933

It was supposed to be stormy today but the sun is out for some reason


 No.163945

File: fc0bed0c123f47f⋯.jpg (4.29 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 20181012_195724.jpg)

>builds a bridge in your path


 No.163946

File: 089266eaae911d4⋯.jpg (3.7 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, 20181013_110412.jpg)

>>163933

like this


 No.163947

File: c34cef5a7e0e99a⋯.jpg (3.82 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 20181012_195707.jpg)

Varg tells me I'm fucked when the imminent ice age hits? I'm thinking if I can master the art of living in the cold I can praey upoun the lesser prepared as the winter runs south. What do you guys think?


 No.163948

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>163947

I don't think about such things.


 No.163949

JB is murdering EB gaems for price bros. Just got RDR2 ordered for $70


 No.163950

File: abb9b1443ec5a38⋯.jpg (26.53 KB, 737x486, 737:486, abb9b1443ec5a38e77cbf47c17….jpg)


 No.163951

>>163949

That's a lot of money for a video game tho


 No.163952


 No.163953

>>163951

not any more old man, EB just tried to swindle me $230 for a fucking collectors edition and $100 is standard for new releases


 No.163954

>>163952

This is a genuinely concerning trend

>>163953

Special editions just keep getting more and more jewish. It seems like every single game has a nearly 150 dollar "digital deluxe" edition that has barely anything extra.


 No.163955

>>163953

You could also purchase it on Amazon Australia. I personally was quiet

>tfw impressed

That their priority deliver was delivered the next business day in NSW after a public holiday the day before it was delivered. It was rushed through some strange sorting facility in NSW that my packages never go through…


 No.163956

>>163953

I don't get collectors editions, no one gives a shit about any of that chink plastic collectable rubbish honestly. It just collects dust.


 No.163957

>>163956

>It just collects dust.

For only $130+ extra at EB?


 No.163958

>>163956

Enough people give a shit to generate a lot of money. Mostly teeangers though, which is worrying.


 No.163959

File: fc0a45dc190e5f5⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1498x720, 749:360, Dan_Murphy's_Promise_-_You….png)

YouTube knew what I wanted to watch…


 No.163960

First day for a long time that I feel hot.


 No.163961

File: b22698f87c3a979⋯.jpg (882.42 KB, 2004x4798, 1002:2399, 547928e50b70aeea8b548ff86d….jpg)

>>163960

Have a goon


 No.163962

>>163961

>from a bottle

Nah.

Have you been sitting in front of the gen for the past half an hour waiting for a post too?

You replied pretty quick.


 No.163963

tfw no gf


 No.163964

>>163960

It's good that you have such a positive body image m8


 No.163965

>>163964

Thinking about taking my pants off


 No.163966

>>163962

>Have you been sitting in front of the gen for the past half an hour waiting for a post too?

Yes, but not just the Gen.


 No.163967

File: b3f68afd8278abc⋯.png (16.44 KB, 444x300, 37:25, 2018-10-13 16_06_40-Need t….png)


 No.163968

>>163965

Have a lubey wank


 No.163969

>>163966

and I thought I was the only one waiting for a post at /abdl


 No.163970

>>163967

$5 and potential rebound sex


 No.163971

>>163967

I'd break up with her too tbh


 No.163972

File: a16b914a2f61e41⋯.png (493.51 KB, 500x673, 500:673, a16b914a2f61e413b044123127….png)

>>163967

Send a professional in.


 No.163973

Wait, that's a year old.

How come he still hasn't done it.


 No.163974

>>163972

She dumps him because she sees him as a bottom in a homo affair.


 No.163975


 No.163976

>>163974

Is a power bottom though, as a question?


 No.163977

>>163976

>as a question

*ask a question


 No.163978

I got a bit gooned last night.

Misso showed me a film on her phone she took of my completely naked sitting in front of the gen with my mouth open and my eyes rolled in to the back of my head. She touched me and I made a scared grunt sound.

It's the first time I've seen a video of me naked in a couple years, I've turned into a bit of a fatty.


 No.163979

>>163976

No Josh and that's still gay.


 No.163980

>>163978

post the video and let us decide


 No.163981

>>163978

>a film on her phone she took of my completely naked sitting in front of the gen

How romantic, could you please share this video with the Gen for us to review?


 No.163982

>>163979

It's important to gain clarificaiton on this matter, ask a question:

>power bottom

>>An experienced bottom who loves cock so much, he wants to get pounded as roughly & aggressively as possible.


 No.163983

>>163980

>>163981

She deleted it while she was having a go at me about it.

I just laughed. It was pretty funny.

I used to be a ripped cunt not I've turned into a skinny fat


 No.163984

>>163982

hot

I don't know the answer though.


 No.163985

>>163983

>She deleted it while she was having a go at me about it.

That's a shame m8

>I used to be a ripped cunt not I've turned into a skinny fat

We need pictures before and after to confirm this.


 No.163986

>>163985

I don't think I have any before's, I've posted all parts of my body here though.


 No.163987

File: 1c472d4edf3dc01⋯.jpg (3.68 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 1c472d4edf3dc01bd7ba810e11….jpg)

>>163986

You are on the right path m8!


 No.163988

File: f90b241de162b6d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.16 KB, 720x528, 15:11, skinny.jpg)


 No.163989

>>163936

Fuck me that's Box Hill, 5 minutes from my place

>>163941

No it's Melbourne

24 degrees today in Shitbourne, need to get my shit together and go to the gym soon


 No.163990

File: 2e2d8c9215d939a⋯.jpg (42.94 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 2e2d8c9215d939a218b9f42f84….jpg)

Is he awake, is he alive after last nights bender?


 No.163991

>>163986

I don't recall seeing any neet arseholes


 No.163992

>>163991

I do, neither of them were mine though.


 No.163993

>>163989

>No it's Melbourne

Oh.. yeah. Bit of the same thing really.


 No.163994

>>163987

I'm about half of that.


 No.163995

File: aea6272ee673b56⋯.jpg (68.6 KB, 680x487, 680:487, d065c70fb5362d980da6c35711….jpg)

>>163991

Some NEETs are studied from all types of distances using different photographic devices.


 No.163996

>>163994

Can you imagine being twice as heavy?


 No.163997

>>163996

I imagine it would hurt my back and knees.


 No.163998

>>163996

A strong competitor of the Nurgle 2018 fuzed / fuzzed to a chair competition does.


 No.163999

>>163997

and heart


 No.164000

File: f7c9762cf378ed0⋯.png (939.47 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, MRI.png)

>>163997

>>163999

It depends if they have skele or executive skeletons.


 No.164001

File: e0c7b158b569a17⋯.jpg (2.88 MB, 3024x4032, 3:4, IMG_20181013_155149.jpg)

Faaark wes computin now noonga!!!


 No.164002

>>164001

>tfw no big rack awaiting me


 No.164003

File: 16db0b49e7eab9d⋯.jpg (146.85 KB, 1331x913, 121:83, 085a4e9f26b997ff856e389d6a….jpg)


 No.164004

>>164003

>called the polce upon finding the man unresponsive

You got to really imagine how long he was dead for before they called it in.


 No.164005

File: d77742861295e04⋯.gif (233.14 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1539401616622.gif)

Dancing pepe or at least an animated pepe for the next thread?


 No.164006

>>164005

Such a radical change to pepe protocol will require a discussion and vote at the next council meeting


 No.164007

>>164001

You drink lots of weird shit.


 No.164008

>>164006

I didn't hear about the outcome about how the council addressed the correspondence from Dan, it was quite disappointing.


 No.164009

>>164008

That was just Dan trying to subvert The Council.


 No.164010

File: 1c9048fe74ea74a⋯.png (764.24 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, mzl.taxcnsmu.png)

>>164009

I had real concerns about the impact it was having upon NEETs, who kept complaining about this groin itch after they came back to my store.


 No.164011

File: 18a9df6fe254099⋯.png (305.33 KB, 318x404, 159:202, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ddae3ac354a9a82⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 354e52e393e5828⋯.png (50.47 KB, 194x259, 194:259, ClipboardImage.png)

File: d63f2a02687dfd5⋯.png (90.09 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

About to put dinner together.

Can't be fucked cooking chicken from raw, so removed the skin from a BBQ chook and cut it up.


 No.164012

>>164011

Wont that change the flavour of the chicken?


 No.164013

>>164012

That's usually the idea of a curry sauce?


 No.164014

>>164013

Doesn't chicken best absorb the flavour when cooking and then adding the curry paste? I don't think having a pre-cooked chicken will achieve the best result plus it going to have that BBQ taste to it, so BBQ Vindaloo.


 No.164015

>>164011

the skins the best part


 No.164016

File: a2a402fb51ad259⋯.jpg (31.98 KB, 325x499, 325:499, The Goon.jpg)

My favourite comic book series


 No.164017

>>164014

Probably, but I'm not too fussed. Too pissed to drive and get a real curry.


 No.164018

File: 3114e4278d5c8da⋯.gif (4.68 MB, 250x250, 1:1, GenerousGiddyGhostshrimp-s….gif)

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You ever had this Weber?


 No.164019

>>164011

Put some cauliflower and carrot in it.


 No.164020

>>164018

Nope.

I'm a bit of a cheddar-only Philistine.


 No.164021

>>164019

I suspect the handful of diced up birdseye chillis is enough vegetables.


 No.164022

>>164020

That wheel would have holes all through it.


 No.164023

>>164018

Casu marzu is another cheese I have no interest in.


 No.164024

>>163987

is that weber?


 No.164025

>>164024

No. Weber was napping when that picture was taken.


 No.164026

File: 1abed6305e08aee⋯.png (632.29 KB, 576x395, 576:395, ClipboardImage.png)

>>164025

Show us your arrow heads


 No.164027

>>164026

Well banterd


 No.164028

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Went outside and the dog went to say hello to the neighbours so I had to too. Fucking exhausting. I need to do the dishes but I don't think I"m up for it.


 No.164029

>>164028

My dog runs up to pajeets and scares the fuck out of them, she is really nice though. The pakis flip shit because dogs are haram or something.


 No.164030

Curry was good. There was probably no need to add the birdseyes.


 No.164031

Woke up at 2pm today and felt like absolute shit, realised I hadn't taken my dexies today so took one half an hour ago and I'm starting to feel better


 No.164032

>>164031

You on the vb yet?


 No.164033

>>164031

You need a (non-degenerate) routine, mate.


 No.164034

>>164031

Sounds like you're already addicted. Have they made you into a paranoid conspiracy theorist yet?


 No.164035

>>164034

Everybody is out to rape him.


 No.164036

>>164029

You need to train it to attack muslims. Help fight terrorism.


 No.164037

>>164036

The labrador I had as a teen absolutely hated abbos for some reason.


 No.164038

>>164037

Abos are generally not too kind to their dogs. A lot of mischievous abo kids also go around scaring neighborhood dogs, too.

also abos smell weird


 No.164039

>>164038

I think it must have been the colour and/or smell.

If we were out on a walk he'd let pretty much anybody pat him, except boongs. He'd go spare at them.


 No.164040

>>164039

what a legend


 No.164041

>>164040

He sure was.

That story just reminded me: Dogs are definitely good for having girls stop and want to know your dog's name and pat him.


 No.164042

I've had a long day of driving today. I was sweating like a mother fucker in this Melbourne heat.

My new keyboard is not bad to type on.


 No.164043

>>164042

Driving with a purpose, or just escaping?


 No.164044

Definitely shouldn't have added those chilies. Even the inside of my nose is burning.


 No.164045

>>164044

Your bumhole will be too in the not too distant future


 No.164046

>>164041

Even reddit knows this, might be the reason I see so many guys walking toy dogs. Yorkies really don't need that much walking.


 No.164047

>>164046

I only just realised it now, reflecting on it. Girls would actually walk off their property onto the footpath to stop us. Too bad I was socially awkward.


 No.164048

>time to recharge the mental and spiritual batteries by reconnecting with family, friends, nature and community.

Who wrote this? I get annoyed every time I see it.


 No.164049

>>164048

A nice NEET did. Just leave it at that, please.


 No.164050

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>>164041

>Dogs are definitely good for having girls stop and want to know your dog's name and pat him

Females ignore me and try to avoid eye contact when I pass them while walking doggo.


 No.164051

>>164049

and, no, it wasn't me, Weber. I create terrible threads as everybody knows.


 No.164052

>>164050

I was 14-21 when this happened. Pre-slobness.


 No.164053

>>164050

Also what sort of doggo? A mean looking one?


 No.164054

>>164048

Those sound like the words of a mummybot pretending to be a neet so she can keep a close eye on her special little boy


 No.164055

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>>164050

Girls never ignore me.

Especially Asian girls.


 No.164056

>>164055

very nice shape on that hedge


 No.164057

>>164056

It's not perfectly spherical, but it's still pretty decent.


 No.164058

>>164034

I already masturbate to info wars today and bought some penis pills to take with my filtered water, I suspect Dan is leaving goon trails in the sky


 No.164059

>>164052

A chad is timeless. There are probably women waiting outside your front door right now.

>>164053

A qt little cattledog. Females are coldhearted beasts, they would probably kill my dog if they could get away with it.


 No.164060

>>164058

THE WATER IS TURNING THE FROGS GAY!


 No.164061

>>164055

>that haircut

Monk?


 No.164062

>>164059

Ah, I know who you are now.

No, they're not.

They're probably just jealous of your loyal, bestest, girl.


 No.164063

>>164059

Homoneet?


 No.164064

Bombastic aboriginal gangbang


 No.164065

>>164061

Yes, thats a photo of me.


 No.164066

>>164064

That word doesn't mean what you think it means.


 No.164067

>>164016

Mine too.

>>164045

hot, hot poos

>>164058

>I already masturbate to info wars today

Don't we all


 No.164068

>>164048

You should take that advice.


 No.164069

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>>164066

I think I would know what I'm saying, idiot. BOMBastic.


 No.164070

Aboriginal rape orgasm


 No.164071

>>164064

Serendipitous aryan love making


 No.164072

>>164051

I don't think they were that bad.


 No.164073

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>>164060

How many amps to get to alex jones power level?


 No.164074

>>164066

It almost works as a meta analysis of the three word meme format


 No.164075

>>164069

>idiot

u r ded


 No.164076

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>>164068

Yes, I will call up my friends and we'll have a go-karting session and then catch up with the rest of the community. Good stuff. Thanks. Have a happy mental health day.


 No.164077

>>164074

Almost. It's certainly an over-the-top, meaningless, sexual encounter.


 No.164078

>>164072

Thank you, friend. In time they will be vintage chic


 No.164079

Impregnated aboriginal mistress


 No.164080

Aborted aboriginal fetus


 No.164081

>>164076

I'm sure it will be a wonderful night, call the gf and take her out for a meal and to see the town afterwards.


 No.164082

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>>164076

Who needs mental health day? I'm perfectly normal.


 No.164083

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>>164078

Mmm, vintage chicks.


 No.164084

File: f78ac64b1104312⋯.mp4 (1.03 MB, 720x486, 40:27, f78ac64b1104312bc27ffc667b….mp4)

HAPPY MENTAL HEALTH DAY!


 No.164085

>>164081

Can I count on seeing you at the yachting club? The gf thinks we've been dating for too long without having met any of my friends so she wants me to make a few introductions, women am I right?


 No.164086

>>164083

/pol/ posts pictures of 50's-era girls sometimes and it makes me sad.


 No.164087

File: 54c16c945e84844⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 23.21 KB, 512x288, 16:9, images (78).jpeg)

>Still no gf


 No.164088

>>164085

Take her Dan's and introduce her to your best friend.


 No.164089

>>164084

Sorry Dan World mental health day was on Wednesday


 No.164090

>>164087

I wonder when that guy will die of a heart attack


 No.164091

>>164090

We all wonder…


 No.164092

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>>164087

>disgusting slobby underemployed aggressive low-IQ men have partners and you're spending Saturday night with your face washed out in the cold blue glow of 8ch's Yotsuba-B


 No.164093

>>164085

I know a lovely little restaurant on the peninsular that one of my ex's works at. It's fine, we have a healthy relationship now days and it's not strange at all, her and my gf have become good friends and talk often on facebook. They have a small harbour there, do you want to sail down the coast and have dinner there?


 No.164094

>>164089

For NEETs every day is wednesday.


 No.164095

>>164088

I've decided to get a massage instead of getting drunk. It was a compromise.


 No.164096

12 days until the gf arrives NEETs.


 No.164097

>>164086

/pol/ makes me sad in general now. I miss the time that I spent there where I thought it all mattered though.


 No.164098

>>164093

With our sailing skills? I think we'd be lucky to make it in time for brekky!


 No.164099

>>164092

>partners

>picture of a chad

John?


 No.164100

>>164092

Why thank you.


 No.164101

>>164096

International shipping is quick these days


 No.164102

>>164092

In good company, mind you.


 No.164103

>>163475

Cheesy here, I wouldn't mind doing it again, as I have experience.


 No.164104

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>>164097

You swallowed the black pill?


 No.164105

>>164101

Not when you use economical methods.


 No.164106

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>>164096

Make sure they poke air holes in her shipping crate. The last time we tried to ship a girl in from asia we forgot, and it did not go well.


 No.164107

>>164103

Too late, mate. He gave it to Cruisey.

Good to hear from you, btw.


 No.164108

>>164106

That is clearly a cat, neet


 No.164109

>>164106

Weber got a feed out of it.


 No.164110

>>164106

I still fucked her since no other neet wanted her, problem is you can't rape a corpse


 No.164111

>>164089

…wait, just woke up from my goon coma - it's not wednesday?


 No.164112

>>164098

Haha, that comment is absolutely mint. I'm going to post it on my instagram and tag you in it.

Well, the yacht has two double beds so I'm sure if we make it a Saturday we could do it.


 No.164113

>>164103

There can only be one.

How's things been? We haven't had an update for a while.


 No.164114

File: c1e7721f22fbacd⋯.gif (75.79 KB, 600x400, 3:2, c50c0984f06e876f28bbe5a48a….gif)

>>164111

It can be any day you want it to be m8


 No.164115

>>164104

It's a suppository, that's why I have hemorrhoids.


 No.164116

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 No.164117

>>164116

Sharing a goon with the missus


 No.164118

>>164117

I bet many of them went on to marry and stayed together until one died.


 No.164119

>>164113

I'm just waging at the moment. I still think about roping every day though, despite trying to look at things positively. Only thing that I am looking forward to is gambling my wagiebux on crypto and trying to 'make it'. Even that won't really make me happy, but at least I would be able to afford expensive means of escapism before offing myself.

I might make some more videos about loneliness and other topics, I think talking about it might make me feel better. I'm not sure if anyone would be interested, however. I think I would be far too negative and it might turn people off. Whenever I am out at work I see so many people my age just socializing, and happy couples and etc. Looking at it all just feels like the universe is trying to rub salt into the wound. I've been thinking of just quitting my job and becoming a complete shut in again, so I wouldn't have to venture outside and be reminded how pathetic I am.

>>164107

Ah, that's alright then. I'm sure Cruisey will do a good job.


 No.164120

>>164119

>gambling my wagiebux on crypto

save your money and invest it in more moderate schemes

>I think talking about it might make me feel better

this is probably true

>thinking of just quitting my job and becoming a complete shut in again

don't do that.


 No.164121

>>164119

>talking about it might make me feel better

I think that's the case and getting some feedback could help.

Plus saying something out loud might make you reevaluate the current situation. You have made some huge improvements this year and although shit has fucked up you are still better off than you have been at previous points.

Have you seen a professional?


 No.164122

>>164119

> I still think about roping every day though

Make it a mesy one.

>I might make some more videos about loneliness and other topics

Please do. You work at an airport were you see these things. Just ignore it and move on or hunt for a new victim like NK would.


 No.164123

File: 33f012a4db0e510⋯.png (1.77 MB, 1000x1292, 250:323, 33f012a4db0e5101c30714e53b….png)

I am worried that we haven't heard from NK >>163990


 No.164124

Could go a beer or 12


 No.164125

>>164124

Have 13.


 No.164126


 No.164127

>>164126

Thank you, I was a little worried. It is good to hear that NK has a plan to manage the dexies, VB and weed.


 No.164128

All my potential links to a weed dealer are exhausted. Fuck.

NK reckon you could mail us some?


 No.164129

>>164128

This neet does not sound trustworthy


 No.164130

>>164128

That bush weed would probably choke you out with all the smoke


 No.164131

>>164120

>save your money and invest it in more moderate schemes

The problem with that is I wouldn't make near enough money to make it. If I throw $3k at some shitcoin that is $0.30 a coin and sell when it's $30-50 per coin, that would make me a decent amount of money. I'm past the point of caring and 'risk level', I don't plan on living to be around for the consequences of failure.

>>164121

I see a psychiatrist, and I have my case worker lady. They haven't been much help, and I don't blame them either, there isn't much they can really do at the moment. The only improvement I've made this year was getting a job, and even then that wasn't really my doing, I was given it despite my sheer incompetence because the owner felt sorry for me. Anything else that happened which was 'good' is rendered null and void and doesn't count, since I managed to fuck it up and therefore because of me I don't have it anymore.

>>164122

>Make it a mesy one.

I would love to. I have some good ideas, to be honest. The only issue is if I tell anyone, I would get people contacting me and saying that they "care". When I try again I won't be telling anyone.

>Please do. You work at an airport were you see these things. Just ignore it and move on or hunt for a new victim like NK would.

I don't work at an airport. I work in IT, doing repair work.


 No.164132

>>164129

He's also been asking on

>>>/aus/194536.


 No.164133

>>164132

Thats not me, nevermind my old dealer came through. Woot


 No.164134

>>164131

>Anything else that happened which was 'good' is rendered null and void and doesn't count

Bullshit, you've changed and grown heaps. Don't fucking disregard everything you've done as null and void. Appreciate the effort and changes you've made.


 No.164135

>>164132

Why have you been going there?


 No.164136

File: 3f0a7840a289800⋯.jpg (51.27 KB, 700x1244, 175:311, d33bc6412530bacc3c4493c09b….jpg)

>>164131

>I have some good ideas, to be honest.

You need 4L of goon, stat. Goon will help, I am a trusted medical man and faith based healer.

>When I try again I won't be telling anyone.

Swing by Dan's before you try anything. Ask for a cold, refreshing goon.

>I work in IT, doing repair work.

In a government job? Or are you that NEET that had a relationship with that woman in the office or am I just remembering IT Crowd?


 No.164137

>>164135

The janitor was doing bad things to my posts that made me quite sad…

I won't do it again.

It was just a joke.

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 No.164138

>>164134

I don't agree. I haven't really changed or grown at all. I feel the exact way I did at the start of the year. You might think having a gf makes one change and grow, and you would be right, but the person I dated didn't require any of that, since initially they didn't care I was an incompetent loser. Eventually even they got sick of me too, like everyone else in my life eventually does. If I got dumped by a girl who considers herself 'hideous' and the lowest of the low, what chance do I have with anyone else? I'm just that pathetic, and of course it would happen to me. People like me aren't meant to be happy, the world just picks on them and makes their life utter shit. Occasionally, the target catches on and stops caring about this. However, that is when they are given little tastes of something good, so that they can feel that happiness, only to take it away as swiftly as it was given to them. It makes the low lower.

>>164136

It isn't a government job. I'm nowhere near chad enough to seduce a female coworker (even though I've been told I have a 'male model' face, which is utter bullshit) so I think there is some confusion.


 No.164139

File: 7e66bf1046b2605⋯.webm (1.95 MB, 400x400, 1:1, 7e66bf1046b2605b2b068c9bf….webm)

>>164138

Are you at least going to try to destroy your liver before you completely destroying your body?


 No.164140

File: daeee63d74a16df⋯.png (321.91 KB, 1256x578, 628:289, _ausneets_-_NEET_General_1….png)

>>164138

>Eventually even they got sick of me too, like everyone else in my life eventually does.


 No.164141

>>164140

Dan turns away men rendered homeless by alcohol addiction

There is no leftover goon sent to soup kitchens, just leftover cash sent to woolworths HQ


 No.164142

>>164138

Stop your fucking whinging.

Moping and whining is for literal children. You have made improvements, you have built resilience. You need to keep moving forward. Even if you don't make it to the top and achieve everything you want, you HAVE to keep trying and keep progressing. Stagnation is death.

Pull up your fucking bootstraps and get on with it, no one wants to help a man who doesn't want to help himself.


 No.164143

NEW THREAD NEEDED SOON


 No.164144

>>164142

This is my general sentiment too, I was just too pissweak to say it.


 No.164145


 No.164147

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>>164141

There are a few sips in the casks left in the dumpster behind Dan's. It's like the Ritz and you'll have the company of someone that will open up your potential.


 No.164148

>>164145

Think, just think about that dancing pepe.


 No.164149

>>164142

>>164144

I have already tried all of that. Don't think I haven't. There are no more bootstraps left to pull up. I can't be fucked.


 No.164150

>>164148

Fuck, sorry. I even saved it to my desktop.


 No.164151

>>164136

>tfw no all NEET IT department job

We should have one of us get the rest of us hired and slowly take over a company.


 No.164152


 No.164153

fungal infection


 No.164154

toe jam


 No.164155

bum rash




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