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I just opened my eyes. Couldn't you lazy NEETs do this?

OLD >>165661


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When I was your age, I wasn't like that.


I warned them 30 posts ago, mate.



Thank you for trying.



Well bantered.


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>that summer feel in the air



Don’t encourage the Portuguese midget.


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Time to break out those executive bodies.



I see you are beach body ready. Good work.



What does a fatrollpussy feel like?


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Heading on down to the beach right now.



>Couldn't you lazy NEETs do this?




Hope you get some good creep shots



I suspect it was a rhetorical question.



Fucking phone. Meant the prior post.


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More like beached body ready. Lol.



White Ladies accept anyone. They have holes to fit any size.




Your (You) was not misguided though. I felt that it needed an answer.



He'll get all that hot and sweaty action from the environmental chicks. Who are pushing him towards the water with all body on body contact.


Cheeky magpies aren’t eating the mealworms I bought them, just the mince meat.



I bet the biddie in the middle was. I've seen that look and I know what it means.


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A new day brings new possibilities


Have to go to car shops and pretend to be a man.



>car shops

Tell us more.



Supercheap and auto barn and those places.


$40 at coles

Got some scales at kmart for only $9 too

4 days without a dart



How many twiggy sticks did you get?

I only just got up when you left so I didn't ask for any but can I have some of the ones you got for NEEto?



I like to ask for them but I know that I will binge on too many and upset my stomach/poo.


Fuck NEETs.

Smoked a dart at my mum's place


Fuck there is some loud as fuck thumping noise out of my window and it won't fucking stop


Made mummybot cry. Apparently retarded boong is an insult.


On the upside I visited one of Craig’s fucktard mates and am now drinking beer


Sounds like a wild morning for all neets


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>Made mummybot cry.

Was it like this?


I miss gooning before noon


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>tfw mummybot has a colder heart than me

It scares me sometimes.

Bad people deserve what they are, but if your mummybot is nice be nice to her.


Cheeky magpie walked through the door and did a poo on the floor



Magpies are almost as cheeky as seagulls sometimes



Yes very. We’d only just arrived at the house this morning when they appeared en mass with their new baby’s.

The matriarch of the family is called Crookie (because she has a munted leg) and she was visiting us when we bought the house 20 years ago. She’ll probably die soon.



Step on her neck.

Over here the wild parrots cuss at you, don't let cheeky birds get their way.



Can you post us some good Brazillian/Portuguese insults/slurs and their translations/meanins



Magpies are good cunts, mate. You don’t fuck with them.



Magpies are NOT good cunts



Go to your room and don’t come out until you are told you can.



I am in your room, also mum you can't tell me what to do I live by myself hundreds of Kilometers from you



They are nice birds when they live in areas where shitcunts don't mess with them



>tfw lived in area where shit cunts mess with them



I used to know that feel and wrongly judged magpies for a long time because of it. I guess anyone would be a mean cunt if they had to deal with abo kids lobbing rocks at them all day



How can you be in my room and hundreds of kilometres away at the same time?



4th dimensional Joondalup Dumpster Rape Theory


Driving around Melbourne but absolutely busting for a piss and can't find a place with free toilets



You have now made me wonder if Abos eat magpies and what they taste like



It’s legal to urinate standing by the front left wheel of your vehicle in most states.



Public toilets are becoming an increasing rarity of late. Most housing estates don't have a single place to piss if you don't live there, it's a real pain



Councils don’t want the upkeep of public toilets. Police don’t want to deal with the creeps.



Degenerates and jews truly do ruin everything



This is why I drive around in space nappies.



oh and also how there seems to be less playgrounds per capita by a fair margin now



why don't you take a piss at a HJs



Some councils are pretty good with that but you go to other places and there is literally nothing but a couple of small parks with grass and a handful of trees




Oh stop!



I can’t understand how Alan Jones has a talkback radio show and people don’t remind him 500 times a show about the time he was arrested with his pants down in a public toilet in London.



Okay, female defecation enthusiasts



Aren't talkback callers screened before being allowed to go on air?



And faggots and paedos



Yes, but it can’t be that hard to get one past the keeper



and trannies



That was a beautiful story that was shared.


You think that will stop John?



It might, I mean while he knows it's a guy the fact that guy is pretending to be a girl might turn him off



John will just find a dimly lit alleyway. Stopping him from using public rest rooms is not a deterrent.



Those are becoming a rarity nowadays too



it's ok, it's 2018 so he'll just do it in the open


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Actually brazillians are extremely creative with insults in the form of whole phrases mainly because portuguese is an extremely complex language and you can pick from many words with the same meaning for aesthetics.

>I'm only not your father because your mother didn't have change for 10

>You're so dumb that if the grass changes color you'll starve to death


>shove your fingers up your ass and whistle

>you're even more of a lost cause than a color-blind person trying to solve a rubix cube

>why don't you rent out all that vacant space in your brain?

>son of a bitch with a motorcycle taxi

>I shit on your dead (ancestors)

>If I ate an alphabet soup I'd shit out a smarter comment

>you cancerous remnant of a dried abortion

As for single words:

>Viado (faggot, the pronounciation is ambiguous with Veado, which means deer, and since no portuguese-speaking country has deer this will bring up Bambi on people's minds, since that's usually the only remarkable image of a deer they have, so it's like calling someone faggot twice with one word)

>paneleiro (means faggot, it's a verb made out of the word pan, something like panner, it implies the other man cooks which means they're unable to keep a woman in check and effeminate)

>bosta (it means shit, you can just directly call people shit, it's a very popular insult)

>filho da puta (the classic son of a bitch, but it's falling out of favor)

>pastel de flango (asians have trouble pronouncing the portuguese R, and pronounce it like an L. Pastel is a brazillian dish in which a thin pastry container is filled with something and then deep fried, in this case chicken, which is frango. Asian immigrants have a tendency to make fastfood joints where they tend to make pastel. If a regular portuguese speaker says "pastel de frango", and pronounces the "r" in frango with an "L" instead, they mock the asian's inability to speak portuguese and associate them with their stereotype at once)

>vai tomar no cu (go get fucked in the ass)

>cagão (translates to shitter, refers to someone who's a coward. The logic is that a regular coward pisses themselves, but an extreme coward would go a step ahead and shit themselves)

>argentino (argentine)

>nordestino (northeastener, known all over Brazil for being niggers, lazy, and poor)

>cagado (someone who's covered in shit, or more metaphorically, in a shitty state)

>gayúcho (a section of white southern brazillians and those of neighbouring countries around the area are said to be of gaúcho culture, a rural way of being that they pride themselves in, but in modern times they have been poisoned by liberal ideas, so they're mocked by having their name mixed with the word gay which only takes adding in one letter. Daddybot for instance is gaúcho, and when I mock him for it he gets red with anger)



Brazillians are creative in making them selfs more annoying than the average person.


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Thankfully among australians it's not an outstanding trait.


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>pastel de flango (asians have trouble pronouncing the portuguese R, and pronounce it like an L. Pastel is a brazillian dish in which a thin pastry container is filled with something and then deep fried, in this case chicken, which is frango. Asian immigrants have a tendency to make fastfood joints where they tend to make pastel. If a regular portuguese speaker says "pastel de frango", and pronounces the "r" in frango with an "L" instead, they mock the asian's inability to speak portuguese and associate them with their stereotype at once)

So basically "Me Ruv U Rong time"

>I'm only not your father because your mother didn't have change for 10

>shove your fingers up your ass and whistle

>If I ate an alphabet soup I'd shit out a smarter comment

These are very good

>gayúcho (a section of white southern brazillians and those of neighbouring countries around the area are said to be of gaúcho culture, a rural way of being that they pride themselves in, but in modern times they have been poisoned by liberal ideas, so they're mocked by having their name mixed with the word gay which only takes adding in one letter. Daddybot for instance is gaúcho, and when I mock him for it he gets red with anger)

This is better than Pozbournian



Australians are the superior race


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ya got that right bro



indeed, Abos are superior being and masters of the 4th dimension, which is why NK is such an apt rapist




There's beauty in simplicity when it comes to those nicknames. I recommend Mehbourne.

I think if you gave it an extra australian accent it would sound even better, but I haven't listened to enough australians to really get a feel of the overall australian accent or more regional ones.



I wish I had such an enterprising mindset.



we all can't be John and NK


cya neets






Go to any suburb where there are pajeets, you can shit and piss in the designated street

15 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go see a mate in Gippsland today



Found a nice clean toilet in a pajeet carwash near Glen Iris


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I can't hold it in anymore, NEETs.

I have a dick rash that'll get worse if I wank but I have to wank.



Have a wank


NK how did you manage the emu, goon, dexies and weed last night?


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I tried looking at gore pics but that only made me hornier, I'm trying to wank by only holding the part with no rash and going slow, I hope that's enough.



>I tried looking at gore pics

We both know that wasn't going to stop anything



Why look at gore pics when you can just look out your window


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I stopped mid wank, the rash got a bit worse, I nearly resisted it this time duty called.

NEETs, if you are ever in such a situation, this mp4 will save your life.



Oh shit fuck I clicked hide coutnry instead of spoiler BO pls spoiler



>Glen Iris

Pretty nice area, still relatively white last time I was there



Who should victorian neets vote for in the upcoming state election, given that both major parties are committed to destroying the state through immigration?



They should vote for relocation to a better state


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Will you go camping?







Pain and sexual pleasure are fairly closely related. Just learn to think of it as part of the fun



fark neets

Popped 90mg of codeine while I was driving around town

Had me grinning and melting in traffic with the music on



Do we still have that many VIC NEETs? I thought this was a WA/SA and NSW board with the odd Melbourne, rural NSW and Brisbane NEET.



>90mg of codeine

How many tablets?




Be careful m8 that's going to slow down your reaction time.




fuuuuuucken nice tbh


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The screams would be more realistic with one of these driving through tbqh


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They remind me of this


>tfw crook again for the 2nd time in a month

Becoming a wagie was a mistake


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Did you pick up some medicine?



I am far too exhausted to see you Dan, and I am pretty sure you don't do home visits on the weekend.


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I'll cum to your house


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Get someone on Airtasker to pop in for you.



It truly is an amazing time to be an alcohlic


i haven't started an assignment that is due tomorrow. this isn't going to end well NEETs



How intense is the assignment?



Get a grip mate.

That kind of behavior only causes you unnecessary stress



That guy who paid the AirtaskerNEET, like $50 or so for the KFC combo meal to be delivered to his daughter the other day just shows how society is changing.



>get a grip mate

not on your penis, though


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>Get a grip mate.

If we look back at an old NK photograph, he demonstrates the importance of this concept.



The executive market is just going to keep getting bigger (by all definitions of the word)



its not that bad but i know that i will most likely only get a pass for it.



I don't have a dog



Just do the best you can in the time you have left. No point worrying about the past at this point in time



a fucken white dog



My apologies, I have reclassified the picture and stored it in the Other WA aboriginal folder.


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itchy opiate high


Once again, can anyone tell me how to clear the inside of a windscreen



It's just going to fog up again if that's the weather, but a wet towel does it.

If you're clothed and not dehydrated, you got the tools for it.



I need to clean it. I've been wiping the fog with my hand for about a year and now its all fucked and hard to see through


Could goon be used to clear his windscreen?



Winded you dog

The AC doesn't work in the astra but I can use the heater to defog the windscreen since the fan still works



Install a fan to suck the hot air from the boot and push it to front AC system.


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Saturday poo



Small dexie poo



But I poo everyday now, very regular



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>tfw just woke up

half the weekend wasted, I am perhaps the most degenerate person here


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>tfw productive neets have already been fapping, binge eating, gooning, vidyaing and shit posting for 12 hours and you've done nothing.


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Come on down and ill get ya started


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Caved in and got another pack of fags

So stressed out lately, my streak of motivation is encountering some problems.


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May as well give up on the rest of the year, and try and get off the darts in 2019.



Screw that

This pack cost me $30


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You need to build your inner strength. You need a strong role model in your life who you can seek out for advice in those moments of temptation.


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Dan watches over us all.



So true mate.



Craig is always looking below and behind you.



NK could you please answer this weekly question.



Yeah but when they do stuff like that it is usually unexpected, you expect seagulls to be shitcunts.



Was fine, had a cone to put me to sleep around 1am or else I'd be up the whole night



I never knew that.



I already posted that. Please read the posts you miss.


NK do you have a pipe or what? I cant reember how you smoke your pot



Thank you, I needed that.





I'm going to fucking ban you hue.



He smoked 70/30 mix though an emu can and crushed dexies on top




I need to go back to the doctor and get a script.

I miss them.



I use a pipe



A bunch of Gippslandians rocked up just before /aus/ died. They were the /pol/lack types. Then when monk exposed himself a bunch of other Melbournites thought that they didn't need to hide it anymore.




I smoke so rarely that I make a pipe out of a beer can when the opportunity arises.



All victoria neets go faggot sooner or later


I have a very productive day. I went to see my nan, then went for a drive with my dad and got a flasher unit for my car. While I was out I told him that my oven shit itself so we went and looked in a couple shops and the cheapest one was $620 plus then $320 for delivery and installation so I looked on gumtree and called a few people. Went around to one guys who had a relatively new one and bought it for $150 and then brought it home. I had to clean out behind my stove as it hasn't moved in probably decades. Scrubbed the walls and shit. Then installed the oven, dad helped me because I've never done that before, apparently gas fittings are backwards, you turn them left to tighten. I put a load of washing on before I left because I was only going to get the flasher unit so I've got that back on.

Think I'll go get some coke and have a drink or 20 tonight.

The oven was a big thing on my checklist of things I need to do. The next one is to get someone in to put new plastic under my garden bed because it's old and weeds have ripped it to shreds.



>gas fittings are backwards, you turn them left to tighten.

To stop people from installing shit themselves was the grand plan I was told.



Rather to stop people from accidentally connecting gas to something that isn't meant to be connected to gas.



>accidentally connecting gas to something that isn't meant to be connected to gas.

Such as?



The garden hose





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>tfw when sniff is pipped directly to your house and through your garden hose to your bed


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That feel when no mates

Wish I could hangout at the pub like when I was just out of school again


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>doing a 12 hour security shift last night, guarding a small event ground + equipment which was to be used the next day

>we'd organized $20 an hour for a total of $240 and I'm feeling moderately okay with this

>the site was in the middle of nowhere so I brought doggo and patrolled the area every half hour

>the organizer shows up in the morning with a group of people he'd contracted on AirTasker to set up the event

>doggo's become too territorial of the area overnight and chases + tries to bite him when he comes near the car


>he passes me some folded up fifty dollar notes, I stuff them into my pocket and shake his hand before leaving

>go home and sleep

>wake up and check my pockets

>the folded up fifties come to $400

>he's not responding to my texts

Did I dogtimidate him into paying double?



Good work deserves a good payment


This is going to be an intense storm. Wish me luck NEETs.



Fuck him, keep the money






As we were doing it my dad was telling me of a place we used to live in that all the gas fittings were actually just the same ones you'd use for the plumbing.


That bloody codeine has struck my afternoon right in the balls.

Managed to cook this weeks lunches but my knees and bloody weak and I could probably have a nap now.

Oh well, I'll just have a cone



what kind of texts did you send? I hope you weren't planing on giving back the extra.



The pub is 8ch and /ausneets/ is the mates.



Sounds like sloppy craftsmanship. Maybe you could've sued.



Take doggo with you everywhere from now on. I hope you get him a nice bone for his hand in this.



He bought it off a friend.









I live in the Shire to, so it is either him or the other NEET out West.



Way out west is where the rain don't fall.


All electrical devices have been unplugged.



At the moment it's pretty loud the lightening. Unlike this intelligent NEET >>166608 I am still wanking and will not be unplugging my devices.


Fuck this storm is intense


The big 66666 approaches

Who will be the demonic NEET?

Only time will tell



When I bought my new laptops I got two surge protector things. They were $60 or $70 each.

You should get one for your wanking devices.



Zeus the god of thunder.



I'm a bit jealous, here in God's country it is sunny and blue skies with a very light breeze.


Powers gone out.



Still got power in gymea, the shire.



In Sylvania.



I love it when that happens at night,I have 2 UPS one for my pc and another for lights, so I go outside and look out into the neighbourhood and everything is in darkness except for my place



So the power is out in Sylvania?




>You should get one for your wanking devices.

The wank has concluded as the rain continues to die down…


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>aussies get comfy storm

>meanwhile all I have is a cold cloudy morning



Not very comfy tbh, it's hot and muggy.


think im gonna munt


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>>aussies get comfy storm

It's pretty fucking humid ~80%




heh, I forgot that the seasons are swapped



put on the AC


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All hot NEETs need to draw a cold bath


You qualified NEETs ever consider working a FIFO job? Quite a few IT positions listed in this one quick search I've done




As an honestneet I will keep it if he doesn't reply tonight. I already have my eye on a nice massage place down the road where I can now afford to splurge $80. I haven't had prolonged physical contact in a few years so this will be very nice.


I couldn't just rip him off, he was a nice guy running an event for parents and children. There was some tragic backstory I'm sure but it never seemed the right moment to ask.


The reward was swift and generous, do not worry. Pig trotters were on the menu earlier and I just served a nice dish of tuna on rice.



>nice massage place

A rub and tug joint?


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Powers out

>estimated restore time 8pm



Take this opportunity to organise your belongings and files.


That storm was like was like my wank sessions short and intense.


Seriously think I'm about to vomit NEETs.

Not even drunk, will be the first time since I got food poisoning years ago.



I am glad doggo got rewarded


Whopper #2






homeless manlet wank sessions, short and in tents



2 Small Whopper meals for $10.95

It is a clear winner on the cost/satisfaction ratio


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Think I might go to the casino tonight. Haven't been anywhere in months.


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Have any of you tried the Vegan Cheeseburger?


Had chicken tindaloo, rice, and some fried bread thing for dinner. I ordered naan, but they came back and said they were out and asked if some [gobbledygook] was ok.

There was some and doing a sound check while I was waiting for my takeaway and it was very annoying.



How much are you blowing?



Just a 50 I guess



If you’re sensible you can spin out $50 a fair way with a little bet here or there. Watch what some of the high rolling chunks are doing and back bet on them.


I will order a pizza later. Should I eat the whole thing or just half and have the rest for tomorrow?



>Watch what some of the high rolling chunks are doing and back bet on them.

Those people go to the ATM get hundreds out and watch it disappear before repeating the cycle.



Is there anything I can play in the suburbs that isnt pokies or poker?

Crown is quite a hike



You should get some vego curries. I had one that started with an 'a' it had cauliflower and wasn't very hot but very nice.

I find the meat ones are always a disappointment because they use shit meat.



Nothing legal I know of.



You say that like you know of something illegal.

You know nothing.



>Crown is quite a hike

If you drive there with the cost of petrol and parking you might be able to squeeze a drink in with the $50


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Oh my.



Chinks have gambling dens in every city



Yeah but do you know of one that he can go to?



Would that amount of sugar be palatable?



I've got a bunch of shit to do too, small steps is what counts.

I'm the NEET that woke up past midday today so apart from this evening I guess today is a bit of a write off, drats.


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Hardly a meal





It is a dessert.



I usually eat the entire thing, unless I make garlic bread to go with it, then I save a few slices for a late Breakfast the next day



I don’t even know where he is



Good question, he could save his cash and bet with parts of his body.




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bum rash


Fuck you Dan




>Nobody beats Dan Murphy's



Well played Dan



I never went to the pub or clubbing or anything like that, I just miss having my other awkward kids sitting under a tree at school being bored but enjoying the warm crisp lunch time relief of no teachers talking about video games and stacies, the fun we had playing in group chat on games was awesome too even if none of us really liked each other much and just put up with each other because we had no one else.



They usually have bingo in the local RSl clubs on a Thursday



I posted a few days ago the only jobs I reckon I could put up with would be either FIFO or government bludge jobs, unfortunately both are quite hard to come by unless you're a tradie for the former, or a woman for both/either.



>I never went to the pub or clubbing or anything like that



NK it's time for a downgrade




I spent a lot of time in pubs. It was wasted time and money.



Based and redpilled.


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You've got a friend in me


Might just go to Dans actually, 20 days is good enough


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See you soon m8


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We don't use computers dog


Might Veet my nuts tomorrow.


>power still out

I guess they really did mean it would be back on by 8pm, still have 3 hours battery left on the laptop though.


#1 for a day well done.


comfy unemployed hailstorm


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Women looking to become police officers in Indonesia are reported to have to undergo an invasive "two-finger" virginity test and be "pretty" as a part of the recruitment process.




Nothing wrong with that.



well if they need help doing the testing I suppose I could help them out, it would give me something to do during the day



Why not today?


#2 &3 aren't going down very well. I don't think I will have any more.



Baik, siapa gak suka polis wanita chantik?

Bodoh amat wkwkwk



Can you talk more about sex adventures?



dont be a sex pest



What if I can't help myself?


Might watch the 3rd film the The Librarian franchise and then go to bed.


Finally its getting dark and the pressure of being productive during the day is going away, I can relax



Have a wank


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any NEETs going to give this a go?


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My plans in life aren't going as intended and its starting to really piss me off.



Did you have that wank?



Not yet.

I finally put all my porn on another disk. Maybe later on.



What's the plan moving forward?



Same, what are your short term, medium term and long term plans? Why has it all gone PEAR SHAPED?



Sobriety Sydrome is pretty devastating.



If you just slept all day and didn't get up until 5 you wouldn't have this problem. Advanced neets know this already


Yeah, well you were born black - things can only get better from here.




These plans will be penciled up tonight.




Are you going to start by having 1 (one) drink to get relaxed before all that hard work?



Pretty disappointed I didn't get any advice


3 drinks and I want to sleep. I have changed



Have another one



Nah, I ate some chips and drank some coke.


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Did you have a wank?



Thank you for providing the follow up.



Well, did you?



Have recently completed that wank that was suggested earlier. As expected, results were positive, my mood has improved and I feel more grounded.

Thanks for the advice, I'm sure this will continue to be of use in the future.




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Did neets achieve a single useful thing today? I did not. Maybe tomorrow will be different.



Somewhat did a few things but the anxiety goes on. Best to ignore it until another day.



I provided everybody a timetable last night that would have yielded a full pantry, reliable motor vehicle, and a sparkling clean penis.



Not really, I have been ridiculously lazy and feel like shit. That pic is literally all I've done the entire day (Watching shit on YouTube and eating too).

I plan on having an early one tonight and smashing everything out tomorrow morning when the sun is up.



I followed it somewhat. I woke up at a 6 and did the groceries before 8.

Also cleaned the inside of my car.



I wanted to binge eat chocolate, but was too lazy to go out to the shops to get some.



Yeah I was the same, there is a takeaway shop that I can sometimes go into, so I thought I would get some hot chips or something for lunch , but I became too afraid to stop and go in, another failure



I will start working on my presentation any minute now


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You lads got any to-do system ideas? Currently I use Google calendar and the associated Google Tasks and Keep Notes apps. It's pretty impressive but I also like to keep a few text files for longer specific ideas/goals/logs.


I just make a list in my head really, the hardest thing is the first.



I use post it notes to write points then rip them up when done.


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No, I got a call saying I had to work until 6am Friday when I had not worked for months beforehand. I've just been drinking Cyder trying to recover and i don't even drink.


Probably not, it will just be more of the first.


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Good night friends.



nighty nighty Robin


Is there a good site to buy nendoROIDS from?



Im partial to standard A4 notepads and clipboards, oh and a hb pencil, much nicer than pens.



I get mine from Ami Ami, they are cheapest there but low in availability. I buy things from Solaris too, they are more expensive, have less variety on stock but more availability in what they do list.



Ate fud, found a sweet pepe sticker i can give to a fren



I use my memory and then get angry when it fails



I purchased some new socks and (soon to be) cumdies



Why do Indonesians have such shit taste in hair?


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Goodnight NEETs



Gook night



Primitive savages. Nuking them, just like japan, would be best. Just imagine what it would be like if we had the second japan just next door.



Gook night



>japan but with muslims

Sounds like exactly the kind of thing I want to be nowhere near



Obviously i mean nuking them until the cancer is gone



They lack any kind of culture to form a base from.



Do you really want to deal with the radioactive abos from the tip of the NT?


Aboriginal poo



It could not make them any worse.



We can get the Japs to subjugate them, surely another island is attractive to them.


Are boongs not already radioactive? They may as well be for the distance i keep from them


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First glass


First glass


Second glass



Well, the emperor does have the mandate of Amateresu to rule over the entire world.



like the first /sip/ at church


What are you listening to atm neets



chopped cows


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cows that are being chopped





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this music is too fast paced



Where did you buy your nendoroids?


I really want to have sex, I miss it so much.



Ami Ami.


I don't think it is that fast paced.


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That's a Jap site? Is postage expensive?



comfy song NEET


Can you fuck a nendoroid



You kind of have to use sites based in Japan, otherwise you are paying extraordinary prices for a minimal variety(Zing being an example of this). It's about 20 Aud for postage but they will combine orders.



Hot glue


Thanks mate.



I like the war songs my grandma used to sing, they are soothing.


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still blast this during neetparties from time to time, lyrics are gold



Your grandma was a war criminal


I have missed the act of smoking. Its nice to play with the cigarette in my fingers again.


Smoking cocks and knitting socks



with grandmas singing



as long as she was turning shitskins into ash and memory, i am happy :)


Wish my grandma wasnt such a whore feels bad



The laughing makes this so hilarious






Hook a NEET up.


Thought canadian club was beer but had a sip and its disgusting sweet shit



you fucked up



I very much did. I can feel my teeth rotting every sip




heh, I guess your teeth won't be like they used to be



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I just want some friends to have fun with on the weekend, how can I meet guys my age without them thinking I'm weird/gay?



It's made from trash Canadian whisky and coke.



How old are you and where do you live



Joondalup boong



How old are you and where do you live?





no wonder why. Wonder who is buying this shit.



What a dumb piece of writing.


Meet them through a hobby or work(hehe). I used to play soccer and every Saturday the team would head to the pub after the match, well they did I didn't






I hear there is a lovely young man in Joondalup who is open to finding new friends.


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The outage was a planned attack


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First one was already garbage, second one was made by 2018 rockstar. What suggested you it had any chance of being good?



I wish you weren't so cynical about vidya


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I wish your kind got the fuck off this hobby so the market crashed and it had a chance of being good again.

I remember when I could walk into some games store and find Planescape: Torment, Fallout, Baldurs Gate, Hard Truck, Ignition and so on on the shelves

Until you fucks came over and millions of you started paying more and more money for less and less, while not only rejecting any concept of standards, actively hating any sort of standard.

I bet this kind of behavior is what convinces mass muderers it's the right thing to do.



Friends who don't talk to the police


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u mad boomerinio?


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Morning neets. I don't really keep up with local news - can someone explain wtf happened in this wentworth place and why anyone should care?



It's basically over for Scomo and the libs.


Morning NEETs. Urge to rape is high.



Have a wank



I've already had a wank. Still need to rape though.



Find unna then



Not into bestiality.



Have a goon then



Better yet, learn to autofellate. It'll give you something to put on the resume under 'hobbies'



Fucking kids.

What a strange parable.


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Good morning friends.



>Fucking kids

You probably shouldn't.




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>>166804 Morning Hans and/or VPNNEET





Good morning freeters and NEETs and husbands of pajeet.



Good morning to you too, minute man.


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You just need to learn how to turn your brain off, take things less seriously and have fun lol.

Those crappy old 2D games were for nerds.

Notice how having standards these days gets you labelled as elitist or cynical


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You said morning to me twice, I feel blessed.


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Good morning; and


Good morning


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How the hell are you up so early on a Sunday are you going to Church?


Morning all. I had an uneventful drive home from the coast and have just done comfy catchup while evacuating my bowels.



I'll eat your ass afterwards.



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Every day is the Lord's day.



no u r



Good morning mate. Hope you had a nice time.





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One for you big fella


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

You might like this one too, I recently downloaded some of Doc Watson. I also downloaded an album by dead south, it was a different album than the one with that track you posted the other day by them, I haven't listened to it yet.


Thanks for those. They were good.


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Ban Sunday shop opening



Saturday is the true Sabbath.



Buying goon on a Sunday is a fundamental human right



…now who could be behind this post?


Indeed. How else could we have our communion wine? Tis a constitutionally protected right to visit the Dan's temple of goon


Neets, I won't waste Sunday by sitting in front of the pc all day staring at the screen. Instead, I'm gonna lie back and watch a movie. What's a good movie that's come our recently?



A Quiet Place.

I watched it yesterday or the day before, was very good.



Mr Bean Goes Spying



The one with the black guy.



>A Quiet Place.

hmm, it's a horror movie, might save it for halloween



Let's have some legit movies, you faggots.



There's an advert for the Mr Bean on on telly at the moment.



I wouldn't say it's a horror, more of a thriller.



One Nation



I'd say we have more Melbourne NEETs than QLD NEETs, also remember back on /aus/ there were 2 people from Gippsland, dunno if they joined us here though

But yeah IIRC NSW is winning with at least 5 NEETs from there, while SA has 4


I've seen him post a pic of his boong



So like the gen then


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My windscreen is nice and clean, filled up the wiper water, engine oil, radiator water, etc. Later I will go and check the tyre pressure.

Now I am going to smoke mad bongs and configure a raid array.

Morning NEETs



mate have a Cruise instead



We're more of a soap opera



There are at least 5 WA NEETs that have posted within the last month or so. Probably also more that haven't distinguished themselves enough for me to recall



when is the season finale that sees Cheesecake return from the dead



look I'm low balling all of them though in WA I know of NK, Vapour and at least 1 nameless neet

Cheesey is gone so he's off the list



sup NK



An older movie but I recommend American Psycho, it's such a great movie



>Cheesey is gone so he's off the list

He still counts in my heart


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Maybe later. Too many soccer moms and young women wearing fitness outfits at cafes for my liking at this hour.

Watch Kingdom of Heaven, you heatens.



a-anon l-let it g-go it's over


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the boomers will not be pleased come May next year



Vapour isn't here anymore.



basically the Liberals managed to lose an election in one of the safest seats in the entire country, come next election it looks like the Liberal party isn't just going to lose but they're going to lose most of their seats in the city

I mean fuck I would not be surprised if Xenophon took more seats in SA than the Liberals do there



iirc he's still here but posts on the down low



ה- NEET הלא נכון



No it isn't, watch Annie Hall.


Do you guys think monk has made a real improvement over the months or is it all a facade?



ללא שם: הו, גוי מצטער



I like to believe he has. Still secretly hoping he actually does the monk thing one day though



He has made leaps and bounds. The longer he works and keeping at it, the higher chance it will give him better experience to be able to apply or transfer into better positions.



I'd say since he got back he's been sliding down, since he's now NEETing again rather than learning


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>Watch Kingdom of Heaven, you heatens.

Or don't watch Kingdom of Heaven because it's left-wing hollywood propaganda, just like almost every other American film set in the middle-ages.

There's no lack of quality knightly kino to see instead.



Requiem For A Dream



There is one north sydney/CBD NEET, 2 shireNEETs and one or two rural/regional NSW NEETs right?

I think all SA NEETs are northern suburbs.

Why are NEETs so clustered together?

We're had the odd TAS/ACT poster but they never seem to stick around



sheiiiit is that a 3rd Reich made medieval film, is it any good



>Cheesy is gone




Isn't one of the nameneets from Canberra?


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Watch Annie Hall.



Both of those films suck, I bet you enjoyed the filmography in Eraserhead



Not that I'm aware of, unless my NEETlore is severely lacking



You've never heard of him



>tfw nobody knows I exist





yes there is a Canberra NEET


i know you exist NEET i was talking to you on a train ride home once. i think the PakiNEET also talked about his suicide attempt that night but i could be wrong. in fact i think i am wrong and am getting my train rides home confused.



just so you know I'm MonaroNEET aka CanberraNEET, hence the never heard of him



I was waiting for you to state your name. You're like a Harvard student.


Almost need a wiki for all these nameNEETs



all i remember is that i was talking to a canberra NEET about the NRL on the way home from ANZ stadium on the train. but it might of been a NEET who just went for the Canberra raiders.


Why do people who work at Subway call themselves sandwich artists? wtf is wrong with people



Please dont. They NEETs lacking their lore will find out it's just the same ones with different personas.



to make themselves feel better about having a job



I am that NEET, yes


No I'm just autistic



I'd rather just say I work in hospitality, wagies going to wage I guess



marketing bullshit


What beer should I get from BWS?


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It predates Hitler getting elected, but it definitely has that kind of vibe to it.


I haven't seen any of Lynch's stuff except for Dune, which was fun but a mess.



We should call ourselves Work Avoidance Masters


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The real redpill is that we're all in our personal matrix and ideas and thoughts are loosely exchanged across different matrixes through this fun thing called the internet.



Go to Dan Murphy's and buy some Emus



I WAS ONLY 19 starts playing


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Wagery approaches



>Die Nibelungen ("The Nibelungs") is a series of two silent fantasy films created by Austrian director (((Fritz Lang)))

Literally made by jew.



get some of that canned goon



realNEETs don't need a wiki they just know



oh yeah it's october so you can buy canned beer


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I was referring to this stuff



Very colourful.



Oh yeah that's a thing

Pretentious as hell but yeah does exist

but what I referred to was the minikegs you can buy only in October



>but what I referred to was the minikegs you can buy only in October

Oh, neat.



in other words gay






>Not the song Cheap Wine

You need to have a broader knowledge of 'strayan music


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Good morning.



very disturbing image






is it alright to where ugg boots to the supermarket?



Absolutely fucking not.

Wear thongs like a man.




Are you a cute girl?


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Beautiful day today lads, waking up earlier has put me in a good mood.




Alrighty then


unfortunately not.



>unfortunately not.

Then it's going to have to be a no from me too, neeto


It disgusts me how people go to the super market in their pajamas and such.



ur going to get some looks if you just walk in only wearing ugg boots, put on a pair of shorts and tshirt as well



I know that feel neet. I make a point of wearing my best trackies, the ones which only have a single whole in the bum, whenever I go out to woolies.



It's getting a bit warm of late so all that extra clothing will just make him sweat


ok im off to the supermarket you NEETs need anything?


As a member of the organised section of the Australian unemployed, I think it is utterly irredeemable that people could act in such a way. Don't they know that their actions make the larger unemployed community look bad?



one gf please


I ended up getting some Coopers pale ale from BWS and a Streetwise Feast from KFC. Even got $12.05 change out of $50.



Same, I guess us NEETs are not low inhib enough.

Even when I'm recovering from a degen goon coma I at least put on some decent shoes and an old pair of jeans or something.



Some cordial. Preferably lime


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For $50 you could've had a giant feast. You'll never make CEO at this rate.



Dick-safe Veet.




1kg of strawberries



I don’t want to be nurgle or ceo or any of that. I don’t want to be a fatso at all really.



>a fatso

*an executive



With or without?



that's, what, 750g of stainless steel?


It’s amusing that Weber probably looks like a Weber kettle with arms and legs.



That's not very nice.


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With nannybot around I had to start showering. I now shower every other day.

I thought my blonde hair had gone brown chestnut with age and white with stress in some strands, but with constant washing a honey color is coming out. Turns out a portion of the brown was actually filth.

also while looking for something to give a name to the color I googled "white hair colors", which only turned up people with white hair, and then I googled "european hair colors" and there was not a single european in the results. The jews need to be exterminated


How about people who go to the supermarket wearing their birthday suit?



You are disgusting, Hue.




>The jews need to be exterminated

Dude, you're a filthy hue.



Give your meat a good old rub in the shower.



There’s a reason Uncle Addy chose Argentina for retirement and not Brazil.



It remains black and he realises he really is a filthy nigger


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Pic related is him



Do all Brazilians live like abos?



Seriously, I’m a lazy slob at the best of times, but not once have I bathed and changed colour.



Quite the dapper fellow.



I sometimes come out red after bathing



That’s understandable, but not going from brown to white.


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Filthy unemployed men



I don't think that is a man


>fridge is making weird noises again



Give it a bash



My fridge manual had a page of chinglish describing the normal weird noises. Glugging and creaking etc



You're supposed to put the victims in the freezer you silly boong



Is the new Member for Wentworth.


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Actually the average brazillian showers multiple times a day since the heat makes you a hot mess in less than a day, and not the good kind of hot mess.


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It's a better choice than the alternative



did that guys mother fuck a kangaroo or something?


I think it would be comfy to live in a tent somewhere. Still live in society but have a nice big military style tent somewhere secluded and rent free.




2 spooky 4 me.



Wonder what happened to ExeterNEET


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Hope my fellow neets are gonna be watching 4 corners tomorrow night, looks like this is gonna be an absolute shitshow.



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Ended up watching Jurassic World 2 for my movie. So far it's looking like a thinly disguised immigration allegory where protesters are demanding the dinosaurs must be rescued and brought into to america.



It would be nice if we could trade the somalians for dinosaurs


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I'm sick of my graphics card, it makes loud and annoying noises when under stress. I'm going to have to upgrade to a 2080 soon.



can't just replace the fan on it?



What are the proposed changes to the law?



>it makes loud and annoying noises when under stress

Your graphics card has autism.




On the GPU itself? I don't know if that is possible. I could water cool it maybe but that is annoying, I actually used to have a water called CPU but I got rid of it.



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The plumbing situation out the back looks awful, I would get a detailed inspection of that property to see if it is at risk of burning down when you turn the lights on. Looks everything was done by a handyman or it was done as a cheap cashie job.



*my mistake, it doesn't have many lights and John didn't turn them on in the pictures where there are lights.


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My GPU couldn't handle that one time the relative air humidity was 37% and the room temperature was 42c and caught fire.

And then there was hail the next day.

If there's one piece of advice I can give you in life it is "don't build a huge capital on hilly terrain surrounded by mountains 1km above sea level, right besides a tropical desert".

Every fucking year people die of heat stroke and then get pelted in the head with blocks of ice the size of a fist that destroy cars and houses.



It's always a little sad to see a town reduced to just a shell of what it was like that



sounds pretty cool tbh



So you live in Brassila?

I thought you lived in Sao Paulo



> then get pelted in the head with blocks of ice the size of a fist that destroy cars and houses.

Please share the videos of this, I have been enjoying the stuff you upload.



He lives in Belo Horizonte



Also you're complaining about the heat, when the hottest it gets is 36


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I'm probably donkey voting


No, I was at my mates place

18 degrees today in Shitbourne, came back from my mate's, had a decent chat and binge, also made some moonshine it's pretty good, going to down next week to distill another batch, found this stubbie holder


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My favourite movie battlestation


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>So you live in Brassila?

I think you mean Brasília, and no. That's where the literal KGB agents and jews live and rule over the country.

>São Paulo

No, that's where the gay italians and northeastern niggers who immigrated drag down the whole country and pretend they colonized the amazon because the colonizers "originate" from São Paulo, even though the colonizers due to their nature are highly mobile and the last few settled in the south as that was the last area to be populated.

I'm from Belo Horizonte, where the brazillian rednecks live, and which has been historically populated by americans hired by Portugal to build railroads used to transport ore aswell as the slaves who worked the many mines. The state the city is in is literally named "General Mines".


Google "Granizo Belo Horizonte". "Granizo" is "hail" in portuguese. Should be a bunch of random videos and pictures.


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Watching this. Not bad for an old B grade flick.


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Actually Belo Horizonte was founded in 1897, my description of the city is actually the general area the city is in. Forgot to point that out.

The city is too young to really have a history of its own, people basically decided to make a planned city near some other cities that were overpopulated at the time.




>Too young to have a history of its own

maybe it's the Australian Speaking but that doesn't seem too young



terrible movie




>which has been historically populated by americans hired by Portugal

Are the inhabitants of your city basically Goblinos like America


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t. 117 yo country that thinks it's a nation.



Even most major Australian towns and cities are quite a bit older than that


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Can we talk about people who trademarks on visible parts of their body?



It would feel a bit weird slagging them off when we spend half our time shilling a woolworths owned company



>Google "Granizo Belo Horizonte". "Granizo" is "hail" in portuguese. Should be a bunch of random videos and pictures.

Thank you. I specifically would like to see dumb people going for a walk and getting knocked out.



well I'm from Canberra which was founded in 1912


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How about rephrasing the trademarks?

Just goon it!



That's about as close as you can get to a city in meme form



>Implying Melbourne isn't a meme


what are NEETs opinions on up & gos


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Yes, here's one of them.



he looks like an abo Oh wait


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Might get some of these neets


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I have always been a fan of the design tbh


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Are you sure it won't highlight your executive milkies like it highlights that guy's muscles?

I'm asking for your own good, NEET.



Why would I want a white one?


Mummybot sperging out at me again, God fucking damn it, yesterday it was the same, she was on my case since morning, she only works half days on Mondays so I will have to wait until Tuesday to get some peace. I wish I could move out but even with a part-time job that will be extremely difficult


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I have 4L of peace, come by when needed.



What was she on your case about?

Were you being lazy? Consider her case. You need to create a comfortable living environment that accommodates both you and your mother, or your relationship with her will just go down the drain.



You have not been paying attention.

There is only one NEET that would get those and he doesn't have 'milkies'



She was sperging out at me for believe it or not, drinking too much of the milk, I said if it's an issue I can go to the shops and buy some of my own or buy more, she often spergs out at me for eating too much despite the fact that I am and have always been a skele despite eating a lot of food, I try calm her down buy offering to pay for it and always cleaning up after myself but to no avail


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o-oh it's the NEET who posts himself in suits.

I'm too autistic to figure people out outside learning more ways to manipulate them.



You should of preemptively gone and got an extra milk.

Do you know the saying of 'the ambulance at the bottom of the hill'?



Your mummybot sounds suspiciously a lot like mine, you don't have a brother do you?


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You should buy those snack foods in advance so that there is always plenty in the pantry, even just for the look of it.

My Mum was always happier when there was a full fridge, and so was I, and she would get pissed if was depleted too fast. It took me a long time to realise how that was my fault and that I'd be pissed too if I was her.

She might also be annoyed that you're eating unhealthily, she would probably he happier to see her son being healthy.

Don't let your mother down, NEETo



Just buy and consume your own groceries


>tfw depressed



Three of us work in suits.


Fuck I'm so handsome


I've been sitting inside all day and just went out to get some mints from the car and realised how nice it is.

I'm going to go take the dog somewhere, if I don't today I'll only have after work and I'm usually too fucked to do anything then.



I'm sure you are neeto




Should have, but often in that case if she sees that she, yells at me for "wasting money to stuff my face", usually then I just have to sneak it under her nose then


No I do not, I have a sister


I think that its the health shit judging by what she says


I will have to do that to get peace I think


>tfw impressed



>usually then I just have to sneak it under her nose then

Oh, we know!


Unemployed young men disappointing their mothers


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Is this you?




That sounds awfull, what an unfortunate thing to happen.



Employed man enhanced by Dextroamphetamine, Marijuana and Emu Exports



who still lives with his mummy



who is not disappointed in her special little man



He's the ruler of the NEET cave and the emu cave territory.



the Emu Caliphate



There are indeed many internal and external wars


might have a nap neets



Have a nap and a wank



Maybe I can conjure up a wet dream and kill two birds with one stone



Unlikely unless you're not wanking frequently enough. I haven't had one since my early teens.


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Speaking of NEETtreats I would definitely give these the thumbs up.



post pics


Quiet Sunday arvo on the gen



Those look pretty good.



I'm sick


Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Ever heard this one NK?



he made it



Abocore has been posted here before



Please, the term 'Abo' is considered offensive and outdated. The appropriate term is 'Boongcore'


submitted my assignment NEETs its pretty bad. hopefully i get a pass mark.



Arousing, Generic but still angry enough to entertain. They should build a whole band of racists, have a black nationalist a nazi a mexican and an imperial jap.

A band of cunts taking turns calling for death camps and extermination would be amazing.


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Back from taking the dog out. There were lots of people out. One lady came up to me and pet my dog, she was wearing a floral dress, had no shoes on, a nose piercing and smelt like moscato. Was hot. Her kids pet my dog too and she said it was cool. I presume it was her dad but a much older gentleman with a handlebar mo was there with the stockade on his tshirt. I could tell they were good, real south aussies. They are getting hard to find these days.

Then when I was walking with doggo I let him have a play with some other guys dog, I thought it was funny that his name was denzel as it was a big, black poodle.

My dog is scared of water, for no apparent reason, anyway he ran off to the water and I think he was trying to get a drink and fell in. I found him up to his shoulders in it.



Oh, yeah. The fourth pic - someone made an unna house.



what do you study?


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>Please, the term 'Abo' is considered offensive and outdated.







Every business owner needs that.



beautiful pics, I'll post a few of mine from a week or so ago. it is nice to get out every now and then.



Bright as fuck out, uv 10000%



Cheers, yeah that'd be cool.


Yeah, it's a lovely day.




>Date Listed:5 minutes ago

was this you



Probably not a bad idea to advertise that stuff here



They call me SS waffen Gordon


How do you NEETs handle the constant lower back pain?


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How about a matching car and number plates, to complete the look?



Gordon Cruise


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That's not even far away from me, I would actually buy them if I was not trying to save money.



you might get to meet Cruisey



Codeine and radox




You have me confused with someone else.



Cruisey I know you're the one selling those photos, don't lie to me unless it's possum


But if I was Gordon Cruise I would make sure you all know the price is non negotiable.


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10 days left sober NEETs



I wish you were Gordon Cruise


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Can't wait for No Goon November to begin


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Oh Craig!


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Totally worth the effort


NEET November - who can be the laziest, drunkest and smelliest NEET.


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Giving the floors a good ol mop




If he's australian, why does he have a steering wheel on the left side of the car?



I was going to put my money on NK, but not now >>167087



Is that a bottle of dexies I spy?



Thank you


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NK you are making good progress.



Did you ever sort those shelves they looked a little messy in the goon picture this weekend?


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A more appropriate edit.



The dexies have made you a new man.



The hand still fitting in is a nice touch



Thank you very much, a picture for both the Dan and NK folder.



I was going to change Dan to Craig for that one but lazy.



That isn't his hand.



We really need a meme of Dan using his iron bar on NK







YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


I'm not good enough to turn this into Dan.



I moved some things around and realised there was nowhere to put them so I gave up


Dan raped me when I was young


TBQH I'm concerned about the amount of unironically pro-craig posting by younger neets. The ausneets department of memetic warfare may have to take action.



The council is already looking into the issue.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Were these really gay 10s? The band was designed to appeal to the most popular gay fetishes of the time.

Only the leather/chains one and the native american qualify as Chads, IMO.



Did it turn you into a boong?



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A quick and sloppy job but I tried




Dan is a bad man.



IIRC only one was a homo



The Gen has been very, very generous with the OC tonight


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OMG he is just gorgeous.



An instant classic. Good work, neet.


We could do a The Chad Dan vs The Virgin Craig


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Hi ladies, you having a good night?


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Let me tell you a secret.



>The Virgin Craig

* Paid less than the minimum award wage. Nobody who even works there remembers his name.

>The Chad Dan

* Owns a vast national empire of stores literally named after him


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Ha, you're pretty funny but I think your friend and I have already made plans..

Well, it's up to her if you.. I mean, if you're not doing anything?

I've got a condo if you want to come.


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WTF did she just invite herself to go with us?



I agree. I hope the younger neets aren't unironically believing its ok to drink cask wine every night. They are still young with the opportunity to avoid real neetdom or dead end wagiedom, it would be tragic for an overshilled meme to ruin that.



Hopefully all the monsters they drink give them enough energy to get a move on.



NEETdom is the future


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>its ok to drink cask wine every night.

It actually is



>The Virgin Craig

* Stores are routinely the site of shoplifting, theft and rape

>The Chad Dan

* Keeps order with an iron bar




I like it.


I bought a pack of mints. Not sure how to feel about this.



Have a mint



I'm having a mint and some darrel lea licorice bullets.



Do you smoke, is this why you feel unsure?



>serves 10

we'll see


Goin to see old mate Craig



An Executive would still have room for dessert



just draw a dot between the 1 and the 0



Are you out of booze already?


I used to hate sunday nights so much when I was a wagie, now I love em, the neighbourhood is quiet and tomorrow no one will be around apart from a few people, peace for another 5 days


I wish cruisey missus didn't have a side nigga


6 carlton zeros for $10.

Now to make a plan for the future.


New thread in 30. Actually heed the warning this time.



very ominous



Just had a six pack of boags light beers

Think it's a good compromise

Why are you drinking zero alcohol beer?



Don't be facetious.


>havent smoked weed in a week

>working a job i like ($450 a week part time)

>get a dj gig for a 25th on saturday night

>i get free coke and drinks during the night

>dj goes well

>a 21 year old girl asks where she can follow me on social media, get her number too no reply

>cry about my ex on the drive home

>do fuck all today

>tfw depressed

man fuck this shit.

I dont even know what to do, or why i even want to post this shit up online.


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I had one last weekend, as much as I know its just flavoured water it was still a little nice to be able to roleplay like I'm drinking beer. It's helping me to relax a little bit, just did that ever so familiar and satisfying walk to the fridge then grabbing the magnetic bottle opener.

I'm feeling much calmer than I was earlier today and yesterday when I was all but ready to throw up from anxiety. Cleaned my desk, my room, and put on some big boy clothes to go down to Craigs. Now calmly planning the week to come. A comfortable evening, a sigh of relief after an emotionally chaotic week. Can't forget to slow down and have some alone time, went for a nice late sunset cruise, no music, no chaotic driving, just focusing on the high definition view out of my newly cleaned windscreen.

Can't forget to take some time out.



are you the neet with the ex wife



Late arvo/night cruise is always comfy.




You didn't cry to her on the way home did you?



Did it work in any sort of placebo effect?

When I have a beer, I don'tr drink often and not beer, as soon as it touches my tongue I sometimes get a funny light headed buzz.

Good on you for doing all that shit though.



I probably should go on a cruise sometime soon, maybe to the coast



If this month has taught me anything, it's that I am more dependent on alcohol than I thought.



Well since beer is weaker it takes longer to get off so a zero beer can make you pretend about the pre tipsiness


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fugg too early



He did not format it correctly.

I have one written already.





You are all already posting in it.

…I had a nice gen.


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>mum's on her Sunday night spergout about cleaning and tidying the house

>I'm trying to relax from a long wagecucking session yesterday and a full week of university ahead of me

>she literally screeches and starts nagging every time I take a beer from the fridge

>I'm now sneaking them under my pyjamas

>stress level: 99%



I'll talk to you NEET, we need to find some way to fill this one out



do what NK does and have a goon cave



The formatting can probably be edited to be better

Please do use yours again in the future though



No hyphen, not capitals, no question mark after the question and no space before the 'OLD'



Do you think walking around with a massive can shaped erection will make her suspicious?



Bum gash


Bum rash

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