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File: d9e605e9c1e2b96⋯.jpg (93.1 KB, 494x336, 247:168, opimg.jpg)


Let's take a moment to appreciate the good times we've shared on our time here NEETs.

OLD: >>173241


UNNA good thread NEET 10/10


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I shall post it here too.




I have never bought Tyrells, I look at the price of things per 100gm and try to buy around $1 per 100gm, $1.30 at most.

Tyrells are about $2 per 100gm.


Funny that your thread and mine both have the same basic message. Was one of >>173967 >>173968 these yours?

I feel like I am linking auras with some of you tonight.




not sure why they both didn't link.



Only a peasant would worry over such trifle costs.




I can only afford homebrand jelly.



Stop spending all your money on alcohol.


i only buy doritos during e3



I hardly drink. I have a few whiskey's on the weekend sometimes.




What's that?


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So be good for goodness sake.


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Could really do with some nachos right about now. Can I order some uber-slave to pick them up from the supermarket?



This is why you don't own a house. One nacho pack delivered is about one fifth of a weeks house repayment.


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Hungry NEETs


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Good night friends.



but what if he wants to make Trifle


I had a really nice 30+ minute wank and I feel great.



Cut down to no more than 3 plates of nachos per day then. You'll save heaps.



Remember, genital hygiene researchers recommend you spend at least two minutes washing your penis for every minute spent wanking.



I just wait for the cum to become crusty and eat it.


aboriginal barf glorf


I need to pee.



basically one huge annual cringe compilation


Gonna get comfy on my beanbag and watch documentaries until I fall asleep


>tfw no comfy beanbag


Gonna get comfy on my goonbag and shitpost until I fall asleep


>tfw no comfy goonbag


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It's the real Neet hours.


>tfw no comfy old bag


Found brazilneets steam profile https://steamcommunity.com/id/migosck


nigger anal fuck



them niggers be howling and hollering


That's enough of feeling bad for today. Night Night NEETs


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I'm going to bed.


>tfw depressed


Morning all.

Last day of waging for the week.







Good morning, neets. How many of us have graduated to middle class welfare (aka public service)? If so, time to rise and shine, unless it’s an accrued time off day, or you’ve called in sick.



>Last day of waging for the week.




nah but I know many of them, and honestly I still have no fucking idea on what they actually do



They do nothing.

Seriously, I've yet to talk to a public servant who could explain their job to me.


Morning neets. Does your depression vary by time of day? I've noticed I'm better in the morning than the afternoon and evening. The next few hours are probably the best time to get things done.



I know one who got when he was transferring between offices was paid to do nothing and this was for over a month



I feel like I'm best at night but worst at 2pm



I've actually been feeling pretty good recently but when I wasn't I'd feel bad in the morning and gradually better all day.

By nighttime I'd ususally be ok


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Everything I do gets more boring the closer to sleep time I am.


Would any of you NEETs care to murder the bogan crack head that rides his dirt bike round my suburb at 3am ?

I'll buy you a gooncask if you do.


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Move to oz Mr favela


Lads should i attempt to remove this water cooling myself, or wait for my tech friend to come online and guide me through it, i dont wanna fuck up


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>>174050 Might as well wait, it's not urgent right?

Good morning freeters and NEETs.


Good morning NEETs


Thats a good map. although it makes the tribes look a lot more centralised then they really were.


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Behead him with a biker trap.

>a piece of your thinnest, sturdiest cordage

>ideally a biker going at a decent speed wouldn't see it

>break something out of glass, and break the pieces of glass that you get from that repeatedly, until you're left with rough, coarse glass dust

>cover your cord in shoe glue and run it through the glass dust until it's completely covered in glass dust

>let it dry up stretched out, but not in contact with the sun (drying too fast will tense up the glue and it won't hold the glass as well)

>when the glue is dry, handle your cord until it's soft again. Bend it, twist it and so on

>you have just made an extremely sharp piece of rope

>find somewhere on the street with poles or something you can tie your murder rope to on both sides, you want the biker to hit your murder rope in a 90 degree angle for the cleanest cut

>tie the rope slightly lower biker head height

>this is because if your murder rope hits the biker in the face it'll stop at his skull and leave a nasty but not deadly cut, but if it hits him in the upper chest it'll slide up, lock between his neck/jaw and behead him like you want


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It's not that urgent, but i wanna play some high intensity games on it and it'll probably make my pc quieter



My depression is the same as this >>174046, worse in the morning and gets better over the day.

It can be a real struggle to wash my penis before work.


cya neeets



bye have fun.


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Good morning friends.

I slept in. Today is already fucked.



>called in sick.




Get your shit together!



Lot of trouble for something a piece of steel cable would do. Even regular rope would do the job.



I get those fuckwits near me too. Everyday going to score. Someone put a rope across the alleyway they ride down. It was cut the next day, I don't know if it was the bike or not. They light fires and shit as well because they can get away so easily.



I will try. It's been long week, the biggest kick in the guts is that it'll all be the same next week. We're going through an audit and the initial assessment is Monday so the boss wants us to fix everything, including shit we've never had any involvement in prior to when we worked there.



The Australian 1974 film Stone features a motorcyclist being decapitated by a steel cable. Good film.


The mattress ive got at the new place is awful, woke up with a horrible back pain today so im already angry and depressed



That is way too much work.

That video was pretty cool though.



I was just thinking about that and was going to tell him but couldn't think of the name of it.



Just use it for fucking the gook and sleep on the couch the rest of the time.


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Time to part my petals.



Why not fuck the couch and sleep on the gook instead ?



buy a new one.




I reckon FIFO or some exotic type of work that is either really exciting or just public sector bludging (board browsing) is the only way I could get through the next 30+ years as a wagie.

Unfortunately both are becoming increasing hard to get if you are not either a woman or brown. Pozzed to the max.



Her name really should be hyphenated

>Mrs Rape 'Er



Its funny how she didn't want to say anything about it but if it was someone from the liberal party you know that she would have told everyone about it and made it a huge deal.



If he was from the greens she would have had to spread her bumcheeks for him by law

Otherwise the 'vironment would be offended



Fucking Greens have all the political power. More seriously though i know someone who donated to the greens party. what a strange person.



green is the new catholic



Makes sense they are always sexually assaulting little kids.


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My tri-weekly 45min fantasy sperg out to my boss while walking alround the house in my underwear is over. Time for Friday.

Take care NEETs.


I did a big poo and now my house smells bad


So what are the true NEETs doing today?



Gonna have a steak and a couple of pints at the pub for lunch

They do a $15 steak and chips on fridays



Nice, what time are you heading up? i might meet you there.



Swapped out the kernel on my replicant phone, and undervolted it a bit more.

Took the impulse to fine tune the undervolt on my PC too.



You going to hack into some mainframes?



No, I'm going to get 30 minutes more of battery life that i'll never use because I don't go outside and the phone is always plugged into an usb port.

On the PC the undervolt is more useful, I'm constantly hitting the maximum temperature of the CPU.



Ahh… that does sound useful. how hot does it get in summer where you live?



Prolly around 12:30ish, I'm the embarrassing looking NEET with the distinct fragrance.



Slightly over 40c in the worst days. But the unique climate of my city makes that rare, 34-38c is what is expected every hot season.


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Emu steak?


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Nope, only good old Aussie beef for this NEET


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aboriginal barf room


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Good day.


>tfw feeling pretty good actually


18 degrees today in Shitbourne. Heading out to Dan's and the GP today.


Not a lot of talking going on NEETs must be busy today.


I wanna get drunk tonight but the gf will be pissed


>tfw extremely depressed



warframe update



Which NEET are you?



>tfw whites are oppressed



The fuck off and mind your own business neet


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Oh shit nigger wait until this happens to you:

>whites are a minority

>still can't use the minority card

And the cattle still thinks it's not the jews.


european australians will be a minority when all the old people die out



Yea, I dont see young white people much anymore



I can still remember when seeing a nigger or curry was a rare thing.

Times have changed quickly



There once was an Aussie called NEET

Had a fetish for Asian girls feet

he'd stare at those hoes

with their yellow little toes

Then frantically beat his NEET meat


you NEETs seen Bone Tomahawk?



Is that gay porn ?



bc I cn see a future that resembles a mass scale version of the savages in that. Women with their limbs chopped off and blinded, vocal chords disabled so they're just helpless filthy incubators. That's what todays shitlib open borders idiots (primarily women) are bringing upon themselves.



If it's your kind of gay pron then you've got issues




I'd say he's just seppofagging



Haha that was rather funny good work NEET.


had a fish finger sandwich with spinach



I haven't had fish fingers in æons


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Good afternoon NEETs, thank fuck it's the weekend.



That wojak needs some shades


23 minutes!!!!


I bought some stool.



you what


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hard of hearing, mate?



Is it comfy? I might buy some bar stools, the end of my kitchen bench is vasically my table



I haven't put it together yet. It's a simple bar stool that spins up and down to adjust the height. It's going to sit by my reloading bench.



baby, you're like the æon flux movie: i never wanna see you again



Wojack, light of my life, fire of my loins. my sin, my soul.


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How much you want to bet that this is more diversity at work in melbourne?



could just be another crazy



About $3.50



The "crazy" they're trying at the moment was screaming allahu akbar out of his car as he ran people down, but the media and police moved to cover that up within 24 hours.


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lol nevermind



Probably, they'll say it was "mental health" issue like last year with the guy who had posts he wrote about "avenging allah" or some other garbage




The zogbot police and media are complicit in these happenings.


Yep, another troubled youth, I hope he gets the help he needs.



>tfw just had 4 pints and a steak in the hot sun

>tfw just about to smoke a blunt f homegrown

>tfw NEETlifeus Maximus



Why didn't they just shoot him in heart (less quick than the head)?



I would argue that believing in allah is a mental illness.




Fucked if I know.


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>I would argue that believing in allah is a mental illness.


And before somebody turns this into a "hurf durf religion is mental illness" argument, pretty much every other religion holds the same turn the other cheek mentality that Christianity does. All except Islam that is.



I thought "troubled youth" meant boong

I shall have to update my dictionary



Youth means Sudanese, I mean African-Australian, these days.



African-Australian my hairy butthole

Fucking niggers is what they are



I know, mate. Unfortunately that's how it is reported.



All good m8, sorry if I was a bit boisterous



We need more boisterousness not less. Being polite is half the reason we're in this situation.



toxic masculinity though



Drifting OT a bit but my sisters husbands dad is an ex cop sergeant and he's told me the main reason boongs are shitter these days is that 20+ years back they didn't bother arresting them

They'd just take them out the back and give them a beating, boongs understood this and behaved better

This policy should be bought back and extended to all "troubled youth"s



you're right, i should have prepended tht with a trigger warning




Even white boomer boys will tell you, the cops would give you a smack or two and tell you to make yourself scarce, and that was all that was needed to keep most young men in order.



AusNEETs header trigger warning

May contain - Racism,drug abuse,mysogyny,alcohol abuse, boong porn and hueNEET


Hmmm today is also 9/11



That scube was literally 2 week old leaf and I've had buds worse

I may be onto a winner NEETs



Plus I haven't seen a post from our local Dan poster today, hope he's ok


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You won't be hearing from him again mate

This is Craig territory now


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I was the NEET (now not-NEET) that went in for two interviews yesterday. I got a job offer today. It feels so surreal becoming apart of the labour force after so long. Now I get walk around the city through the crowds and say: "I'm one of you people now."



Possible good onya m8

Was it a semi decent job you sort of actually wouldn't mind doing ?



I thought of that today as well



good stuff m8



It's a temp job but the pay's really good and it's definitely the field of work I'm interested in. It may lead to something longer term but at this point it's just about opening doors of opportunity.



Open them doors if that's what you're after m80

I upgrade my possible good onya to wholehearted good onya


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Another one leaves us


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Craig's sinister agents have been spotted infiltrating the Dan compound, and Mr Murphy himself has not been heard from in hours. What could've happened?



IS…Dan dead???







I've heard sinister rumours about Craig and organ trafficking …



Kinda funny that /aus/ was rabidly NEET only but /ausneets/ is wagie majority almost


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He was like a father to me. Like my real dad, who supplied me with beer from when I was a toddler.


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You won't take this board and it's NEET any time soon you toothless cunt, Come to the dumpster behind my Joondalup store and we'll sort this out once and for all


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If I can't find work afterwards then I'll be back. But you know what they say, you can take the boy out of NEET but you can't take the NEET out of the boy.


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Ahh, um,… nah.

I'd love ta fight ya Dan and I'd kick your arse but me backs a bit crook ya see

I'll get you next time Murphy, you bloody wait


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Excellent song.


The tendies are in the airfryer.

And not too soon, I haven't eaten today.



Ditto but fuck er aye



>tfw waiting for an NK update



One of your better ones, good work.



His gf or yours ?

And do you mean all of us ?

And if so all at once or do we take turns ?



His gf

All at once.



Yeah, I can't remember it very well but I think I liked it.



Steve Martin is actually a pretty good player. I've seen a few video's with him.



I bags going first

And not cleaning up afterwards



Has someone else taken over Kermit's voice? He sounds different.



Please, I have had enough rage for the week.



Kermit's voice died about 30 years ago. This is an imitator.



Good on you, mate.



That was how a lot of of it was done.

The town I am from had a copper who used to get the youths who were drinking and if they could beat him he wouldn't tell their folks. He was a pretty good boxer though and I've never heard of him losing. Plus back then it was all fair fighting.



I had 2 tendies and a box of microwave chips for dinner. Along with the usual salad: 2 longnecks of Pale and a bottle of red.



Good job mate.



That's 4 major food groups covered right there



I went to make tendie wraps and the tendies are just about cooked. I hecked the fridge and the salad and tomatoes aren't there so I'm going to cook some funny little hash brown/bubble and squeak things from aldi and put them and the tendies in wraps with sauce.



I look in my fridge and heck too sometimes.



You need to tell Toby to keep the fridge stocked appropriately in future.



She used all the salad and threw the tomatoes out. bitch






Maybe hopefully sort of almost ?



Ran out of beetles and dirt clumps, did she?



Not in the mood for your fucking shit Gavin.




Im a casual/part time wagie now while studying, I may be doing full time in uni break in December-January, Im going away after that





I'm not Gavin.



You look like a Gavin



dont we have that every other day



Shhh , I make money betting on them



You look like a fuckin' Duncan. Definitely not a Dave or a Robbo.


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I hope you are all going to Remembrance Day this year.

You all better.



I bet his name is Christian or Tristan or Cameron or something like that.



I get the .303 out every Remembrance Day and give it a clean.




Fuck you.



When is it ? I can never remember



more like fuckin Rupert or Caspian.



11/11 Sunday



Specifically 11:11:11.11 11 November.



One less 11


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I'll have a whisky in remembrance of diggers past



miliseconds, fren



It's at 11am so it's two less 11's



Have that in the evening. Go to the morning service.




11 AM, 11 Minutes past, 11 seconds past, 11 milliseconds.




Seems a bit disrespectful to go sober


Five O'clock and all's reasonably well


>tfw severely impressed



Fuck off Perth



Ya wanna fight about it Melbourne ?


I got 20 on PerthNEET



Adelaide said it.



I'll fight him and Sydney at once m8



The body was too short or empty



>Police have been told by witnesses that the man was yelling "Allahu Akbar" at some stage.

The religion of peace strikes again. This is the second terrorist attack on Bourke street in 2 years - what are they going to call them? The 2017 attack and the 2018 attack?



So was Adelaide's.



That has already been posted, please read the thread.



Fuckin' get him!


Violent NEETs



We do seem a bit argumentative this evening

Ya cunt



shut your face


just did a mrs cruisey in the toilet



You're cruisin' for a bruisin' there cobber



i'll tan your arse



>The suspect is believed to have died.













u speccy twat






Don't worry, we'll be importing another 20 000 "refugees" next year, plenty more where he came from.



If only he'd got to finger hex in a nightclub like a normal Aussie lad, all of this could have been avoided.


High level aboriginal discourse



An inspiring post.



Low angle aboriginal anal


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He's waiting for it …



aha he passed out from being drunk



It's the reflected 4X ad in the puddle that makes it classy


High functioning aboriginal



hardly exists


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Hi impact Aboriginal gonorrhea



High class aboriginal escort



fat bitch a


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May it please the court - earlier today I discovered one of Craig's boys trying to break into my store. I was forced to beat him over the head with an iron bar, in self defence.



I would bang with a condom if she was thin.


so lonely



Not Guilty

Craig is fined 10 goon bags

Just put the cheque in the mail Dan


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It's Friday again wagies


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Who's up for some Angry Cock from Dan ?



mr lonely



Moderately priced aboriginal prositute


local liquor > dan



Do the wagies ever look at you weird for taking random photos of their store all the time?



all the local liquor places have been jewed out in recent years



everyone loves a bit of cock from Dan



He's actually Mr Ely



I hope you get some Emus



I have heard the Staceys love a bit of Dans Angry Cock


I still have half a bottle of whiskey from about a month ago. Cant be fucked drinking,



Can I have it ?

I'm out of booze



Laziness can save you from many problems in later life. Keep up the good work.



Nah I'm pretty discreet about it, if people ask I'll just say I was taking photos of the children playing in the park across the road


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I should have known better than to doubt your vast intellect


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No I got a nice healthy vodka, gotta get the bikini body going for summer




>pants off

>toilet paper ready

Enjoy your evening



I am as equally happy with this choice. You haven't had a good red star session in a while.



What's disappointing is that in his recent pictures I cannot find any cum tissues/paper



He's been using it all up on the new NEETs



He's taking care to keep his nest cleaner in preparation for future mating. Now that he's a wagie it's only a matter of time before he gets a wife and replaces his poo posts with stock market speculation.



I once read a story of a man who paid for cum tissues. The guy was telling it from the perspective he was getting paid $10 a tissue. He meets the guy in a cafe, gets asked for the goods which he hands over. The guy opens the bag and stuffs each tissue in individually into his mouth while counting. On the last tissue, 7 he gets paid $70 and walks off confused.



But who will do all the rapeing then ?



Will he find a GF that shares her poo pictures?



>what do you get when you breed a boong/jew with a poojeeta ?



I want to sell my cum tissues to him ahaha



What if we add a little bit of chink there for extra toilet squatting affect?



Don't we all wish to have that special gentlemen in our lives.




Some of us could probably go off the dole if we could meet him


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$80 per day, easy.



I look forward to the great erotic tale of the neet who gets in too deep with a mystery pervert





Gook night.



>The New Adventures of John



My last gf I sent a poo picture too after she told me never to send her one, then one time she was in the shower and I took her phone Into the toilet and did a poo and took a photo of it and set it as her background



>How John opened up my potential



I would up my wanks from once to at least twice a day, its 2-3 tissues per wank, thats $20-30 per day, $140-210 per week.



>My last gf

It's bad enough some of you cunts have a gf, but do you need to flaunt a succession of them??





Nah, I'd be pumping out $560 a week. And not reporting the income to Cenno.



Good Night large breasted oriental girl NEET


This Australian Transvestite is getting young men off benefits, Here's How



You're going to hate it when Bring Your GF To NEET General Day becomes a regular occurrence



You'd make Dan a richer man.



Getting a gf is easy, you just go to the shops and ask one out and bring her back to your mums house to drink goon



I like that title, readable and could actually be published.



Goodnight oriental fancier.



No means yes anal sessions have been running successfully for some time.



Doesn't work so well at the mummybot swapping parties though



He's on the boongka tonight boys


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Lube budget has been running in a deficit for some time and unless it gets back in the black these difficulties will continue to arise.



It's like he's pointing his finger at my very soul






I heard the Council blew the lube budget on fancy tendies AGAIN



To my spiritual connection on QnA



NEETs are just to have to suffer or keep using spit to try their best to jam it in.


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The finger is a mysterious aboriginal secret message



Im uncut so I dont need lube


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Metamucil and mi goreng create Sloppy poos that act as a natural lubricant



I don't think I can get my mummybot on the mi goreng

Sorry guys


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>stick finger in belly button

>pull out

>lint and blood on the tip

Should i be alarmed? It doesn't hurt but it smells fucking disgusting



Pour some goon in it



Fill it up with Metamucil and mi goreng and see what hapens



plug the hole with semen during your next wank session


>tfw sobering up and no booze left


'We're all going to parties tonight': HSC ends for 70,000 students

what have you guys done since finishing year 12?



I had a wank



I Didint even finish year 12


>tfw cracked lips



Me neither now that I think about it.




I left after year 11 and did the STAT test



I still got an A in rape class but it wasn't enough for a passing grade, schools just don't know what's important for young people anymore



I finished 2 years of uni, and wanked a lot



The Africans and pajeets get all the top scores for that class now



Same, It feels like I was there so long that I did finish.


I got A in inducing suicidal thoughts in staff.



I was a NEET for the most part, did a bit of wagecucking here and there, now uni, which I'm not sure if I will go on with


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17 year old me

>I'm going to get a job, move out, find a gf, travel the world…

The only one of those I achieved was I had a job




what did you guys study?

I enjoyed my degree even though I was a loner, I don't think I'd ever go back though. It is just so much time.



I study Japanese, and I have one more year to go. Hopefully afterwards I can continue working at the place I am now as I like the job enough.


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I've done thousands of poos since high school



I think you're learning Japanese

I think you're learning Japanese

I really think so



Business and economics, it's fucking soul crushing, think of at the very least taking on of those "leave of absence" things for next semester



Assuming a rate of one wank per 1.5 days, I have masturbated just over 1500 times



Assuming I've done approximately 1.2 poos a day I've done 11,826 poos since high school





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17 year old me

>Fuck this shit I am just going to kill myself when I turn 18 instead of being a neet or having to work with other people

>be 22 year old neet now




why does this happen all the time in these threads, neet god must be a true force of nature


im back



Hi back, hows it going ?



less depressed than usual



Are there 11000 photos of those poos?



Your dreams can still come true



No, I'm a private pooer


Bloody hell.

Assuming those poos weighed 500g each I've done nearly 6 tonne of shit since high school.

And they said i'd never achieve anything …



My biggest regret is not storing my poos in jars and displaying them on my front lawn, I would be in the record books for biggest personal poo collection



You could've built a front wall of poo jars



I spent a year trying to find a job, driving fuck tonnes to do so Got it and I'm still there


Im going to wank and than sleep, goodnight NEETS



NEETGod has gained human form and rapes NEETs behind Dan's to gain strength



He's taking all the business away from the dumpster


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G'night m8, have a good wank


Lazy neets going to sleep on a Friday while us hard working wagies have to do all our partying in the space of 48 hours


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What is a good board to troll





My usual wagie habit is to go to sleep stupidly early on a Friday night. Every other night carries the feeling of "I should stay up a bit later to fend off the impending wagery" but not Friday, Friday is a wondrous time when Monday seems like multiple eternities away.


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Should I call the police on a party across the road?

I'm thinking back to the good times I had with close mates when I was 18-19 and I don't want to ruin that for anyone else… but this party is just so fucking loud, they're taking the piss and keeping the whole neighborhood awake when they could easily turn the music down to 25% and still have it loud in their own backyard.

Also feeling a bit triggered since there are girls there and I never got to experience that myself.



Go to the local train station and invite all the boongs to the party



go and join them



No but be sure to start up your lawnmower at the earliest legal time tomorrow morning



Go there and ask for them to either turn down their music or give you some of their booze, a tithe if you will



Come sunday you know your going to hell


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Holy shit, that's both brutal.

And brilliant.


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I'm tired friends



But it is yet early in argie land



have a goon




My dad is sick as shit. The other day i had to call the police to help me getting him up of the floor. I'm watching him as he dies and when i look in his eyes i don't feel anything for him.



Maybe a nap would do you good then mate



Turn your music up louder, you do have a 300w amp right?



Why didn't you call the ambulance, why did you call the police

I'm very confused


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Got back from the gym, was able to have a good workout as seeing the coverage of the shit that happened in the CBD today got me rather riled up, just seeing all those cops and journos give their PC spiels. Getting comfy now.



what happened


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I have to work Monday through monday. At least until i can get the shop up and running smoothly again. My father used to take care of the financial side of it, but he was useless there to.

I'm sorry if i sound like a cunt. But my dad has been chronically sick since i was born. So i feel worse just for the fact that i can't look at him with empathy. Just disdain and sometimes hate.


I'm quite a ways from any medical center, there's a police "HQ" just 2 blocks from my house and i know the guy. He is really big, so he was able to give me a hand.

Anyways, neet. Gotta get back to wage. Have a good night over there and take care.



Doesn't your country have a 000/911 emergency response line for this shit, I honestly am confused

You don't fucking walk to the police station to get help you call 000




Wasn't it Bourke street where the car attack happened last year



Calling 9/11 was the first thing i did after trying to lift him by myself. They said they were going to take between 20 to 30 minutes to reach here. So i asked the woman to send someone from the police station near my house.


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ah ok, don;t worry you did good, I'm just autistic



All hours are neet hours when you are a neet with insomnia.


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Or a NEET on meth


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Even if you have insomnia this does not effect the standard sleeping patterns of the proletariat.



A hard lager requires a hard rape



And the best hard rape is NEET RAPE



leave chink


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I'm white though.



If I get the neet compound money can I use it to nuke china instead?



Russians aren't white



NEET, the Compound is an alagory for a NEET founded Rouge State on a starship out in space

So in other words we'll have both


>it's another wake up at 3pm and cry episode


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I'm not Russian…



I'm a pretty slow mover myself m8



That's what a chink would say. We're Anglos here, ch*Nkoid, not """"white""""".


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Well you are not white anyway.


Why do anime girls not have noses ?


Ive lost several of my few friends in recent months. Its incredibly disheartening. They have moved in and have no time for a loser like me.


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They do just small ones, they are evolved from cats.



That is in fact a semi reasonable explanation

Cheers anime NEET



That sucks, I have friends I haven't heard from in years. I don't have a facebook or anything so I have no fucking clue where they went. Doesn't bug me because I know they are out there somewhere.



It was


I wound not like to be on the receiving end though



Do you have a wank before that cry?


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I now retire for the night.


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Today's going to be the first summer storm.


what a shit week bros


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Same. Pretty awful week.


Time for rest. Night Night NEETs


Good morning Everybody.

Karen: 私はあなたの膣にタコを置くつもりです。


I pretended to be oriental fancier last night and got away with it.


Morning neets. What's for breakfast?



We should have a thread dedicated to the ladies of ausneets - Karen, and that asian girl who gets posted every night.



>What's for breakfast?

Sausage McMuffin and a couple of hash browns, after I have braved the petrol station and supermarket.

>that asian girl

This 'they all look the same to me' trope is extremely racist and hurtful to these beautiful creatures.


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based hash browns

anyone else taking advantage of the mdconald's november deals? they had a big mac and cheeseburger for only $5 bucks yesterday


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Haven't had take away food in months tbqh. My hoard of neetbux is shockingly high now as a result.


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i've cut down recently too in favor for simple home cooked meals my dude. i feel better and my stomach is flatter so keep at it

this is some chili, real easy to make and only cost like $20 in ingredients, that whole batch lasted a week too.



Good question.


Why are the times of posts now back 1 hour for me?


Goon /Good Morning all.


Morning NEETs



Heh, I am the truest NEET.


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How much chilli do you get for $20? 7 meals? I make chilli too, but I think it costs more than that, OTOH I probably get 2 weeks worth of dinners out of a batch.


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>>174438 たこ焼きが大好きデス!!









Good morning freeters and NEETs. If you refrain from making any rude jokes about balls or bases, we can play a friendly match or two.



I didn't finish it but that was over 10 years ago.



Good morning Karen.



Last night I had a sigh of relief and already the weekend if you count friday night is 1/5 over.

Plus Friday nights I'm still in the wagie routine of crashing as soon as I get home.



I hope you have the mower ready. Do their medium strip too.



Fuck, feels Argie mate.



Have power wanks so you can have more weekend wanks



I never finished high school either. Also, never went to a high school party. My 'friends' just stopped inviting me to their birthday's sometime after grade 7, and I never understood why.






…he's Polish



Is the time zone on your computer correct?



I am on my phone now and the time on it is correct. It's just this morning it has happened beavsue it's showing the time an hour back.



I never got invited to anything in high school. Never even saw somebody outside of school. My 'friends' would even make plans in front of me, or girls would hand out invites to them in front of me, like I was invisible.


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Those clouds don't seem very dark, I doubt you'll get much rain.

The sky is very clear here today. It's really fresh at the moment but I expect it will be warm later on, it's not even 7am yet.

Kind of planning on going to the river with my dog, it's only about 100km's away.



I see those points as a plus, you could stalk them and rape them without them knowing who you were.



Year 11 and 12 I stopped talking to anybody and sat in the library recess and lunchtime. Could sometimes go weeks without speaking to anybody, including teachers.



You have to build yourself up and move on to build your new identity Silent Rapists.


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Argie music is weird, this one has a funky reggae thing, pretty cool. That's what I was getting at it having a recognisable bit but still being it's own thing.

Our music has a bit of a unique charm to it, often it has these elongated harmonica bits like with Daddy Cool, the Dingoes and Spectrum etc. but we have been so heavily influenced by the US and UK in our contemporary culture that it is very similar.

I've been listening to this a bit lately, I have a bunch of cd's in the car of Australian poetry and I think this one is good, although I don't really like this version even though she wrote it.



I am so not a raper


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hmm now that i think about it $20 worth of ingredients probably only would do about 5 extra portions but it's very hearty and goes a long way in terms of filling.

do you make your own chili mix or do you use the packet?



I didn't get to go to many when I was living at home but i moved out when I was 17 and me and a mate rented a place when I tried to go back to school. My place became the party house because we were pretty much the only ones in that age range that had their own place. Every night I'd crash out and the house would be full of people and when I'd get up people would already be there, I sometimes didn't even know half of them. It was pretty mental.. I think, I can't remember much of it.



That's a good start. Denying everything and feeling confident while doing so will help you greatly.


I just noticed my Ikea stool is rated for 100kg. I'm 125kg. If the seat comes off, the shaft might go up my bottom.



You'll be fine.






Good morning Karen

Wanna play with my balls ?



Which base is kissing? Wanna do that.



I don't kiss whores sorry.

But the ball offer stands




What a retard.

And by turning 360 he's robbed himself of some forward momentum.




In the land where I am king, 18C would be a bra size.



That would be a very narrow woman.


When the NEET commune happens what will the NEETs with gf's do ?

Will they dump them or put them in the stables with the other communal property ?



I will not be moving to the NEET commune.



Can we still have your gf then ?



Absolutely not.



You've changed man.


>pop zit on my ass

>a huge, solid, and completely dry wad of pus comes out

>I can feel it as it comes out

>play with it a bit and throw it in the garden


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Take a photo.






He can spoiler it like PoopNEET.




I already threw it in the garden, it may be big, but I won't find it in the middle of grass, and I bet an ant already brought it home as a feast for its colony.



Don't try and deny that you'd enjoy that.




Don't put women on a pedestal neet. They'll be kept in kennels, with chained collars and be eating out of dog bowls while on their hands and knees.



With a bit of careful lighting, from the right angle, you could've made it look like the Virgin Mary, and sold it on ebay for a fortune. Your lack of entrepreneurial spirit is why brazil is in the sorry state it is today.


Morning NEETS


Mourning neets





mounting neets


File: 35c3736c5992134⋯.jpg (85.33 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, dog[1].jpg)


But then where will poor doggo live ???


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reminder to opt out of MyHealthRecord before it gets hacked




Hows that embarrassing rash going neet ?



>mffw privacy staff resigned

It's going to be Census 2.0


Fucking hell, you need a passport or a licence to opt out

I can barely prove who I am these days



well then you're going to have to get yourself checked commie because it looks like you're jewish



Nah, I'll just leave it. I like that people are interested in me and my life.



I'd wanna but I don't know my cenno details



got medicare or an 18+ card?


They're really pushing this "voluntary" sign up for the central database bollocks.

I can't even use cenno online now because I won't use mygov.



I've got medicare but not 18+

Used to use my forklift ticket for photo ID but it doesn't count anymore


Passed an assignment i thought that i had failed. this is a very good day.



I have already opted out.



Great stuff NEET, what was it on?


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Taking the dog for a swim.

If it gets to a new gen before I'm back you better make it about Remembrance Day.



it was in financial planning fundamentals and you had to do a Statement of advice for a person.


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>Wake up

>Apprently there was a terrorist attack

And of course it's a muslim nigger



I'd have just made my statement of advice "Don't do it!" and claimed it was a bull market or something.







>Rule 1



>He's a NEET because my headcanon said so

Didn't know feminists ventured into NEETdom



its hard work being a NEET with the liberal government in.



>what is reading the fucking rules

>what is actually knowing what this board is

Hello newfag



>My headcanon is real because some faggot's made up rules

Never go full retard anon



Hello again newfag



mate everyone knows that /ausneets/ was taken over by the wagies since they were too tired after work to make their own space, it's what /ausneets/ is and don't you NEETabos think any different

t. wagie


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My grandmas great grandma was called Geldschmitt, so if she was actually Jewish, by Jewish law I would be a Jew too.



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>I would be a Jew too


About to drive to the Adelaide Hills shortly to see a man.



I love it when a drug deal goes down



Buying some bluegrass.



It's passed on through the mother.


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This was a couple of minutes later. Still. Nothing happened. Its overcast now, but hot as shit, no wind either. I hope it starts raining before going to bed.

I hope you have a nice weekend, neet.


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Contemplating where it all went wrong and where I need to go from here



is that your doggo



The road is a good place to meditate.


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It is my doggo.


That >>174542 or getting heavily intoxicated so you'll relax yourself and think things straight.


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so is the bush


Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


deyz racist woit dawg sayin datz I can't sleep on da road fuckn raycist, I'd iz ablez ta cunnect wiv de dreamtime, itz already hard for a blakfella to do so wiv dem taking the sniff outta me petrol, fukin woite dogz


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Last night I caught someone on my security cameras trying to break into my house, but they fell off the roof and made a huge noise, should I tell the cops?


Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

btw this is unironically bretty good



Where do you live? because if it is a abbo/"youths" infested area they wont do much.



I live in a white suburban area. I think the person on the roof was white, I can't really tell because I can't see much of them. But there aren't any shitskins around here.



Oh it's a Jew



I'm fucking serious dude, I'm not joking. I have people trying to break into my house. Should I go to the cops with the video, or what?



better tell the cops then. it might be an ice addict



It's a Jew trying get your dan memes, the cops are in on it



I suggest you call crime stoppers. Even though there's no way of knowing who this cunt is, they may send a couple patrols through your neighborhood, and that could prevent a further break in. And they could always use the information for keeping track of crime in your area.




Thanks, I'll tell the cops then and show them the video.


Fuck you.



post it here



I can't, I don't know how.



Fair enough. Hopefully the dumb cunt went to hospital after his fall and the cops can ID him from that





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I have a couple of australian new wave music from the really early 80's but still didn't get around to listening. I'm glad you enjoy the songs.


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>18-25 yr old doing the shakas hands thing or using the word "groovy"






They sound Cool!!



probably shouldn't have any reference to anything gun related given the allah ackbar yesterday

sorry ASIOneet



You should definitely tell the cops, yes.



Good thing i'm 26.



I think it was probably some methhead or ice addict looking for drugs like the other guy said. I will.



Never heard of a frog holder before neet?


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I am an out of control degenerate.



What is your poison?



A better question would be what isn't.



What degenerate things have you done.



I hope you aren't whoring yourself out, neeto




A prolapse can be repaired.




>Treatment for rectal prolapse

>Treatment depends on many individual factors, such as the age of the person, the severity of the prolapse





I should have made my sentence clearer, sorry.

*His prolapse


Good thing it was a prolapse and not some amateur job.


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Loving the new camera

Same watch, new friend.




Gobble him up.



nice boomer sized numbers


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>nice boomer sized numbers

>I Share This Feel


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Was it this man?



Is Meth a skele drug, I haven't seen of many executives on it?


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Meth turns executives evil



why buy food when you can buy more meth instead?



exactly, I hope none of you NEETS try meth



Also, meth appears to give you a receding hairline.



I-is that NEET with the receding hairline who posted his picture on meth?



why buy food when you can buy more goon instead?*



Mummybot must have been sneaking meth into my tendies all these years





what strange times we live in



this was meant for >>174470



Having a dick that big would be a curse.



>tfw no massive cock to sneakily put in the background of your neet pics


Back from the hills. Ripper of a day in Stirling. Lots of cuties in summer dresses and shorts.


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>Lots of cuties in summer dresses and shorts.

This is the best bit about summer



Sounds like a nice place from what I can see on the internet



I used to know a really fat chick that would take speed and then eat for hours

She was a freak though, it's not normal meth/speed behaviour usually you don't eat for a few days



Very nice. I met the guy out the front of the library and it had a lovely lawn area with shady evergreen trees.


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Thanks neet, we aim to look our best for ya



Mmmm, dem droopy goon bag titties



Life sustaining nourishment.



Leathery gourds




I suspect this is a word that possum wouldn't approve of.



Is this the start of the creep shot season?






kek, she probably ate for the high amounts of pleasure it gave her.



we can only hope



Possum, being a man of high intellect, would know what a gourd is and know of it's many uses.



You're probably right,she wasn't a very happy person

Bloke I worked with was using her for somewhere to live and free money



Are they even allowed on this board?



Hope he fucked her guts out occasionally too.



When he had to

She was very disgusting



>using her for somewhere to live and free money

Poor gal


>She was very disgusting

Made me feel less bad tbqh



>Made me feel less bad tbqh

I thought neets were above looking down upon the uggos of the world



I would have no problem with any creep shots as long as the person is not identifiable and or their identifiable information is not posted. I am not the BO. Creep shots have been posted here when our special NEET got a little excited on his adventures.



Fair enough. I couldn't remember if any of the creepshots were posted within the last year and the rules are a little vague in that area



I would add to this that the subject needs to be basically adult.




If it helps any she was a truly awful person as well

She had two settings, poor me whining and rage crying



She had bad looks, outlook on life and persona. I feel the difference between her and NEETs is that a lot of NEETs aren't that bad looking. There is an area of cross over but I hope those NEETs have a better outlook on life and or persona.


Very important point I missed, but it depends on the creepshot itself when I reflect on what was posted (I don't think a consensus was reached from memory). I distinctly remember school girls being posted but it was a long angle shot not a close up the skirt shot.



>She had two settings, poor me whining and rage crying

*She had three settings, poor me whining, rage crying and binge eating machine'



Oh fuck, I fucked up my text:

*She had three settings, poor me whining, rage crying and binge eating machine



Oh no, she binge ate whilst raging or crying



I feel it is a separate setting, even though I don't know her. Does this sound better?

*She had three settings, poor me whining, rage crying and rage binging eating machine while crying



Yep, you aced it there m8



Fuck her prone bone while she has her face in a BBQ chicken or something.



Thank you.


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Picture from 1895 Northern Territory, these would have been some of the last real Boongs



Why not bone her with a chicken bone?



Dunno why but they look less fucked up than modern boongs


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That isn't going to stimulate a fem-exec's love tunnel.



This is basically the difference between boongs and maoris. The maoris held on to their shit and maintained a sense of pride.


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NK's a pretty proud aboriginal though, is a non-average boong?






I wouldn't want her to bite a chunk off my snake



They look human. Just like me and you.


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Often there are subtle differences.



No they don't.



yeah they do



No they don't.



I move that creepshots not just be allowed, but be made mandatory - no more stale meme posting without an upskirt of some qt attached.




Lmao no. You're both retards.



You don't say.




Hue looks like a boong



Looks can be deceiving, they have a mean IQ of 60.



We could have a weekly creepshot contest and the winning NEET gets exemption from NK's night-time visits that week

Or an extra visit if he's into it



Too bad he isn't as smart as one.



>They look like me and you

No, I sit in a chair and wear clothes.



Good point, well made.



Well aren't we fancy.



A chair and clothes.




What if a NEET only wears muumuus?


I'd never thought of that.

Abo technology never reached the "invent chair" level



Abo technology never reached the "make a bowl that you can hold water in" level.



They are the only people never to invent the bow either.



or the wheel



There are abo languages where they don't have any numbers above "3". Not a joke.


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Blimey, a chair and Clothes, jolly good show old man



Yours was post #666… an evil post.






Isn't that the tribe in South America? Even then they don't really use currency to trade so describing anything more than 3 as "a few" is probably all you need living in a sharing community.


Do you reckon it's possible to get a guitar case key copied at Mr Minit or whatever?


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Then they go through life not knowing how many fingers they have?



I wonder why boongs decided to forgo their Ronaldinho esque hairstyles



We told you not to try meth



I didn't?



This is indeed the deeper question that we should all be addressing.



Look on the bright side, if a goanna bites one off, they won't miss it.



No I reckon it's not, a paperclip can work wonders though. In order to copy a key you need a blank of the key style.


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I blame the jews




They'll still have a few left.



Sharing STDs community.



What if boongs are the original israelites?





Sometimes I think Im somewhat ugly but then I remember Im a white 5/10 and I remember abos



Most abos are having regular sex before they hit their teens




They hit their teens before having sex? Barbaric bunch.



Some of it's even consensual



Thats degenerate but they have sex with other ugly abos so whatever



Unironically yes, actually



Yeah, it's kinda like dogs fucking


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>The Islamic State-inspired terrorist who carried out yesterday's fatal stabbing in Bourke Street had his passport cancelled due to fears he planned to travel to Syria in 2015, the Australian Federal Police says.

They should've canceled his citizenship, not his fucking passport.



I have one key, I want two or three.



Pretty sure they can duplicate it then



Should have cancelled his life.



I just wondered because it's thin metal and cut at 90 degree angles rather than angular bumps like door locks.


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No no Mr Ali, we don't want you to go to Syria to act like a savage. Why not stay here and do it ?


I'm learning 'What do we do with a drunken sailor' at the moment, and it's very appropriate because I'm drunk.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



B-but Bourke Street already had Diversity Bollards!



I'm gonna put you in the longboat till you're sober


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is kind of the NEETgen.


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No, this is.




Isn't he dead after getting shot by the pigs? I don't feel we can do much more…



They only tazed him. :(



It would have been racist and islamophobic to shoot him I guess



They shot him twice.

After he acted violently.

They should have killed him the second he came to their attention.

There is no reason a sane government doesn't have death squads.



Police are out in force today protecting us from Islamophobia.



There's no reason a sane country lets Muslims in.



This too.

But any government opposition should be met by death. Nazi courts decapitated pamphlet droppers. The system works.



It won't be long before they ban bacon and eggs for being culturally insensitive.

Which reminds me, my local butcher has a sign saying "NOT halal certified".

He's a great bloke, good prices and good meat too.



KFC and McDonalds in parts of Sydney already won't honour their menu items containing bacon.


Apart from the attack yesterday, the Mohammetans have been rather quiet lately.



Do you mean they dont care or care about halal?



They will not sell you a burger with bacon on it.



This has been the case for a long time, years ago I was in bankstown with a friend and we went into a subway and they had no ham.



Sounds like PC, Im glad my work (cafe) sells bacon and egg rolls, and ham cheese sandwiches



There's an old Banner Hardware near me converted to a mosque. Sign is all arabic with "community centre" written underneath in English. I've been meaning to write to the council and ask why its re-zoning wasn't publicised.



Yep, and if you go in and wind up the muslim scum behind the counter about it, and video it, it is considered incitement by the zogbot pigs.


We're gonna need a new thread in the near future.

Also, bin NEET, don't forget to put your bin out in two days time



Theres a mosque going up near where I am which is housing 400 seats


In NSW you can be fined/jailed for inciting racial violence, its stupid



Well the muzzo behind the counter didn't really ark up about it, she just gave us a dirty look, this was about 12 to 13 years ago, me and my mate really had no clue what muzzies were about back then.



I kind of doubt binny will remember your reminder in two full days time



>In NSW you can be fined/jailed for inciting racial violence, its stupid

I find it really disturbing just how indoctrinated white, so-called Australian, Police are. They are not your friends, and will not side with you against a non-white.



It's the thought that counts



It made the news a while ago when some white boys filled a muslim KFC piece of shit going spastic when they demanded bacon on their Zinger burger. A Current Affair started out on the side of the white boys and then quickly 180-ed and decided it was incitement.



They probably wouldnt take my side even if a white person was attacking me, as Im a white male, even though males are attacked more, the poor wamenz and niggers have to be protected



Yeah I remember it, that kid really over-reacted.



It has been proven they hire on IQ lines and discard anybody in a percentile above average.

But there's more to it than just IQ, you actually have to believe all of the Kumbaya bullshit or you cannot be a Police officer.



>religion prohibit handling bacon

>applies for a job involving bacon handling

>chimps out

This fucking world we live in



I thought the IQ thing was only for American cops.



You forgot

>gets job over white native child



Nah, they do it here. Not as obvious, but it is if you have ever dealt with them. I have, included D-level cops.



Yeah, sad but true



Thats why our police force is bad, I didnt know about the IQ thing


Got a new thread prepped, will wait to link



Basically anybody of above average IQ will be prone to questioning orders. That is "bad".



Only times I've dealt with cops is giving them my licence during a breath test.



You're a gent NEET, good onya



Same from a personal criminal level, but have interracted on a professional level with regard to IT and infosec.



I've been arrested quite a few times

Maybe 1 in 5 cops come across as decent normal blokes and the other 4 are fuckwits who watched too much Blue Heelers



I couldn't even get done for DUI without 6 patrol cars, and 11 cops ready to beat my noggin in with a billy club. I wasn't violent at all, just heavily tattooed, 110kg 5'6 unit. Ironically I was better educated, higher IQ, etc, etc. And driving a Barina.


Don't stop posting right before the end you silly boongs



You can't make me post, you're not my real dad



Yeah, they do like their weight of numbers

By law they can't even enter cells in lock up unless they outnumber the occupants 2:1 or more















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