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File: d9e605e9c1e2b96⋯.jpg (93.1 KB, 494x336, 247:168, opimg.jpg)

 No.173988

Let's take a moment to appreciate the good times we've shared on our time here NEETs.

OLD: >>173241

 No.173990

UNNA good thread NEET 10/10


 No.173995

File: 7a72e215110bc7d⋯.png (283.9 KB, 1536x1536, 1:1, A8AEB61B-59A7-423D-9265-FA….png)

I shall post it here too.


 No.174001


 No.174002

>>173998

I have never bought Tyrells, I look at the price of things per 100gm and try to buy around $1 per 100gm, $1.30 at most.

Tyrells are about $2 per 100gm.


 No.174003

Funny that your thread and mine both have the same basic message. Was one of >>173967 >>173968 these yours?

I feel like I am linking auras with some of you tonight.


 No.174004

>>173967

>>173968

not sure why they both didn't link.


 No.174005

>>174002

Only a peasant would worry over such trifle costs.


 No.174006

>>174005

>trifle

I can only afford homebrand jelly.


 No.174007

>>174006

Stop spending all your money on alcohol.


 No.174008

i only buy doritos during e3


 No.174009

>>174007

I hardly drink. I have a few whiskey's on the weekend sometimes.


 No.174010

>>174008

>e3

What's that?


 No.174011

File: 75231156a5e08b6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 364.6 KB, 468x640, 117:160, ClipboardImage.png)

So be good for goodness sake.


 No.174012

File: ce6d1d152c68ee9⋯.jpeg (11.08 KB, 259x194, 259:194, midnight.jpeg)

>>174008

>doritos

Could really do with some nachos right about now. Can I order some uber-slave to pick them up from the supermarket?


 No.174013

>>174012

This is why you don't own a house. One nacho pack delivered is about one fifth of a weeks house repayment.


 No.174014

File: 5ee4b33fdec8a94⋯.png (377.79 KB, 520x520, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Hungry NEETs


 No.174015

File: fa8e388b3394f55⋯.png (36.74 KB, 350x200, 7:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Good night friends.


 No.174016

>>174007

but what if he wants to make Trifle


 No.174017

I had a really nice 30+ minute wank and I feel great.


 No.174018

>>174013

Cut down to no more than 3 plates of nachos per day then. You'll save heaps.


 No.174019

>>174017

Remember, genital hygiene researchers recommend you spend at least two minutes washing your penis for every minute spent wanking.


 No.174020

>>174019

I just wait for the cum to become crusty and eat it.


 No.174021

aboriginal barf glorf


 No.174022

I need to pee.


 No.174023

>>174010

basically one huge annual cringe compilation


 No.174024

Gonna get comfy on my beanbag and watch documentaries until I fall asleep


 No.174025

>tfw no comfy beanbag


 No.174026

Gonna get comfy on my goonbag and shitpost until I fall asleep


 No.174027

>tfw no comfy goonbag


 No.174028

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

It's the real Neet hours.


 No.174029

>tfw no comfy old bag


 No.174030

Found brazilneets steam profile https://steamcommunity.com/id/migosck


 No.174031

nigger anal fuck


 No.174032

>>174031

them niggers be howling and hollering


 No.174033

That's enough of feeling bad for today. Night Night NEETs


 No.174034

File: 79b5fb90032ae90⋯.jpg (115.6 KB, 720x1962, 40:109, Yuyuko 050.jpg)

I'm going to bed.


 No.174035

>tfw depressed


 No.174036

Morning all.

Last day of waging for the week.


 No.174037

>>174036

Morning.


 No.174038

morning


 No.174039

Good morning, neets. How many of us have graduated to middle class welfare (aka public service)? If so, time to rise and shine, unless it’s an accrued time off day, or you’ve called in sick.


 No.174040

>>174036

>Last day of waging for the week.

>Implying


 No.174041

>>174039

nah but I know many of them, and honestly I still have no fucking idea on what they actually do


 No.174042

>>174041

They do nothing.

Seriously, I've yet to talk to a public servant who could explain their job to me.


 No.174043

Morning neets. Does your depression vary by time of day? I've noticed I'm better in the morning than the afternoon and evening. The next few hours are probably the best time to get things done.


 No.174044

>>174042

I know one who got when he was transferring between offices was paid to do nothing and this was for over a month


 No.174045

>>174043

I feel like I'm best at night but worst at 2pm


 No.174046

>>174043

I've actually been feeling pretty good recently but when I wasn't I'd feel bad in the morning and gradually better all day.

By nighttime I'd ususally be ok


 No.174047

File: 6fdd83df121b720⋯.jpg (765.7 KB, 3240x1903, 3240:1903, East-Hem_1025ad.jpg)

>>174043

Everything I do gets more boring the closer to sleep time I am.


 No.174048

Would any of you NEETs care to murder the bogan crack head that rides his dirt bike round my suburb at 3am ?

I'll buy you a gooncask if you do.


 No.174049

File: 0878251385b254e⋯.png (204.61 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Crocodile-Dundee-Knife.png)

>>174047

Move to oz Mr favela


 No.174050

Lads should i attempt to remove this water cooling myself, or wait for my tech friend to come online and guide me through it, i dont wanna fuck up


 No.174051

File: c4d5be7657d137a⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out100664.png)

>>174036

>>174037

>>174038

>>174039

>>174043

>>174050 Might as well wait, it's not urgent right?

Good morning freeters and NEETs.


 No.174052

Good morning NEETs

>>174047

Thats a good map. although it makes the tribes look a lot more centralised then they really were.


 No.174053

File: 612aec4968e1fbd⋯.webm (2.67 MB, 480x360, 4:3, naked man on the run.webm)

>>174048

Behead him with a biker trap.

>a piece of your thinnest, sturdiest cordage

>ideally a biker going at a decent speed wouldn't see it

>break something out of glass, and break the pieces of glass that you get from that repeatedly, until you're left with rough, coarse glass dust

>cover your cord in shoe glue and run it through the glass dust until it's completely covered in glass dust

>let it dry up stretched out, but not in contact with the sun (drying too fast will tense up the glue and it won't hold the glass as well)

>when the glue is dry, handle your cord until it's soft again. Bend it, twist it and so on

>you have just made an extremely sharp piece of rope

>find somewhere on the street with poles or something you can tie your murder rope to on both sides, you want the biker to hit your murder rope in a 90 degree angle for the cleanest cut

>tie the rope slightly lower biker head height

>this is because if your murder rope hits the biker in the face it'll stop at his skull and leave a nasty but not deadly cut, but if it hits him in the upper chest it'll slide up, lock between his neck/jaw and behead him like you want


 No.174054

File: 911cc517acd27a0⋯.gif (2.56 KB, 80x80, 1:1, sprint kirb.gif)

>>174051

It's not that urgent, but i wanna play some high intensity games on it and it'll probably make my pc quieter


 No.174055

>>174043

My depression is the same as this >>174046, worse in the morning and gets better over the day.

It can be a real struggle to wash my penis before work.


 No.174056

cya neeets


 No.174057

>>174056

bye have fun.


 No.174058

File: 9d06390cb5f79b6⋯.png (640.75 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>174036

>>174037

>>174038

>>174039

>>174043

>>174051

>>174052

Good morning friends.

I slept in. Today is already fucked.


 No.174059

>>174039

>called in sick.

Hmm


 No.174060

>>174058

Get your shit together!


 No.174061

>>174053

Lot of trouble for something a piece of steel cable would do. Even regular rope would do the job.


 No.174062

>>174048

I get those fuckwits near me too. Everyday going to score. Someone put a rope across the alleyway they ride down. It was cut the next day, I don't know if it was the bike or not. They light fires and shit as well because they can get away so easily.


 No.174063

>>174060

I will try. It's been long week, the biggest kick in the guts is that it'll all be the same next week. We're going through an audit and the initial assessment is Monday so the boss wants us to fix everything, including shit we've never had any involvement in prior to when we worked there.


 No.174064

>>174061

The Australian 1974 film Stone features a motorcyclist being decapitated by a steel cable. Good film.


 No.174065

The mattress ive got at the new place is awful, woke up with a horrible back pain today so im already angry and depressed


 No.174066

>>174053

That is way too much work.

That video was pretty cool though.


 No.174067

>>174064

I was just thinking about that and was going to tell him but couldn't think of the name of it.


 No.174068

>>174065

Just use it for fucking the gook and sleep on the couch the rest of the time.


 No.174069

File: 80ab82e880d486d⋯.jpg (54.56 KB, 500x333, 500:333, Ballerina-Orchid.jpg)

Time to part my petals.


 No.174070

>>174068

Why not fuck the couch and sleep on the gook instead ?


 No.174071

>>174065

buy a new one.


 No.174072


 No.174073

>>174039

I reckon FIFO or some exotic type of work that is either really exciting or just public sector bludging (board browsing) is the only way I could get through the next 30+ years as a wagie.

Unfortunately both are becoming increasing hard to get if you are not either a woman or brown. Pozzed to the max.


 No.174074

>>174072

Her name really should be hyphenated

>Mrs Rape 'Er


 No.174075

>>174072

Its funny how she didn't want to say anything about it but if it was someone from the liberal party you know that she would have told everyone about it and made it a huge deal.


 No.174076

>>174075

If he was from the greens she would have had to spread her bumcheeks for him by law

Otherwise the 'vironment would be offended


 No.174077

>>174076

Fucking Greens have all the political power. More seriously though i know someone who donated to the greens party. what a strange person.


 No.174078

>>174077

green is the new catholic


 No.174079

>>174078

Makes sense they are always sexually assaulting little kids.


 No.174080

File: d90dec7d6437a96⋯.png (202.42 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

My tri-weekly 45min fantasy sperg out to my boss while walking alround the house in my underwear is over. Time for Friday.

Take care NEETs.


 No.174081

I did a big poo and now my house smells bad


 No.174082

So what are the true NEETs doing today?


 No.174083

>>174082

Gonna have a steak and a couple of pints at the pub for lunch

They do a $15 steak and chips on fridays


 No.174084

>>174083

Nice, what time are you heading up? i might meet you there.


 No.174085

>>174082

Swapped out the kernel on my replicant phone, and undervolted it a bit more.

Took the impulse to fine tune the undervolt on my PC too.


 No.174086

>>174085

You going to hack into some mainframes?


 No.174087

>>174086

No, I'm going to get 30 minutes more of battery life that i'll never use because I don't go outside and the phone is always plugged into an usb port.

On the PC the undervolt is more useful, I'm constantly hitting the maximum temperature of the CPU.


 No.174088

>>174087

Ahh… that does sound useful. how hot does it get in summer where you live?


 No.174089

>>174084

Prolly around 12:30ish, I'm the embarrassing looking NEET with the distinct fragrance.


 No.174090

>>174088

Slightly over 40c in the worst days. But the unique climate of my city makes that rare, 34-38c is what is expected every hot season.


 No.174091

File: 571a918662aa731⋯.jpg (50.09 KB, 375x563, 375:563, marissaminx02.jpg)

>>174083

Emu steak?


 No.174092

File: 57d887f9e632ddb⋯.jpg (44.6 KB, 630x315, 2:1, boobz.jpg)

>>174091

Nope, only good old Aussie beef for this NEET


 No.174093

File: 2d0663f620a6466⋯.png (544.92 KB, 1062x752, 531:376, Cirno 005.png)

Morning.


 No.174094


 No.174095

aboriginal barf room


 No.174096

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.174097

File: 8cffdb69e62f12d⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1000x1317, 1000:1317, Aya 010.png)

>>174094

Hello.

>>174096

Good day.


 No.174098

>tfw feeling pretty good actually


 No.174099

18 degrees today in Shitbourne. Heading out to Dan's and the GP today.


 No.174100

Not a lot of talking going on NEETs must be busy today.


 No.174101

I wanna get drunk tonight but the gf will be pissed


 No.174102

>tfw extremely depressed


 No.174103

>>174100

warframe update


 No.174104

>>174101

Which NEET are you?


 No.174105

>>174102

>tfw whites are oppressed


 No.174106

>>174104

The fuck off and mind your own business neet


 No.174107

File: fbbe867b155e14b⋯.png (190.79 KB, 531x591, 177:197, heated.png)

>>174105

Oh shit nigger wait until this happens to you:

>whites are a minority

>still can't use the minority card

And the cattle still thinks it's not the jews.


 No.174108

european australians will be a minority when all the old people die out


 No.174109

>>174108

Yea, I dont see young white people much anymore


 No.174110

>>174108

I can still remember when seeing a nigger or curry was a rare thing.

Times have changed quickly


 No.174111


 No.174112

There once was an Aussie called NEET

Had a fetish for Asian girls feet

he'd stare at those hoes

with their yellow little toes

Then frantically beat his NEET meat


 No.174113

you NEETs seen Bone Tomahawk?


 No.174114

>>174113

Is that gay porn ?


 No.174115

>>174113

bc I cn see a future that resembles a mass scale version of the savages in that. Women with their limbs chopped off and blinded, vocal chords disabled so they're just helpless filthy incubators. That's what todays shitlib open borders idiots (primarily women) are bringing upon themselves.


 No.174116

>>174114

If it's your kind of gay pron then you've got issues


 No.174117


 No.174118

>>174117

I'd say he's just seppofagging


 No.174119

>>174112

Haha that was rather funny good work NEET.


 No.174120

had a fish finger sandwich with spinach


 No.174121

>>174120

I haven't had fish fingers in æons


 No.174122

File: ac8e318cef75335⋯.png (121.96 KB, 498x594, 83:99, 1537937466555.png)

Good afternoon NEETs, thank fuck it's the weekend.


 No.174123

>>174122

That wojak needs some shades


 No.174124

23 minutes!!!!


 No.174125

I bought some stool.


 No.174126

>>174125

you what


 No.174127

File: 3f23017e2ea5eaa⋯.png (148.98 KB, 498x594, 83:99, woj.png)


 No.174128

>>174126

hard of hearing, mate?


 No.174129

>>174125

Is it comfy? I might buy some bar stools, the end of my kitchen bench is vasically my table


 No.174130

>>174129

I haven't put it together yet. It's a simple bar stool that spins up and down to adjust the height. It's going to sit by my reloading bench.


 No.174131

>>174121

baby, you're like the æon flux movie: i never wanna see you again


 No.174132

>>174127

Wojack, light of my life, fire of my loins. my sin, my soul.


 No.174133

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.174134

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.174135

File: 70053d43ba35571⋯.png (951.18 KB, 1062x867, 354:289, bourke_street.png)

How much you want to bet that this is more diversity at work in melbourne?


 No.174136

>>174135

could just be another crazy


 No.174137

>>174135

About $3.50


 No.174138

>>174136

The "crazy" they're trying at the moment was screaming allahu akbar out of his car as he ran people down, but the media and police moved to cover that up within 24 hours.


 No.174139

File: 43ec1085d90a33d⋯.jpg (81.45 KB, 1280x813, 1280:813, dced36c4-177e-4aa0-9300-ee….jpg)

>>174135

lol nevermind


 No.174140

>>174135

Probably, they'll say it was "mental health" issue like last year with the guy who had posts he wrote about "avenging allah" or some other garbage


 No.174141

>>174140

Yes.

The zogbot police and media are complicit in these happenings.


 No.174142

Yep, another troubled youth, I hope he gets the help he needs.

https://twitter.com/windix/status/1060780546899365888


 No.174143

>tfw just had 4 pints and a steak in the hot sun

>tfw just about to smoke a blunt f homegrown

>tfw NEETlifeus Maximus


 No.174144

>>174142

Why didn't they just shoot him in heart (less quick than the head)?


 No.174145

>>174140

I would argue that believing in allah is a mental illness.

>>174143

Comfyboi

>>174144

Fucked if I know.


 No.174146

File: 1ddd279414d655e⋯.png (10.78 KB, 421x135, 421:135, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.174147

>>174145

>I would argue that believing in allah is a mental illness.

Yes.

And before somebody turns this into a "hurf durf religion is mental illness" argument, pretty much every other religion holds the same turn the other cheek mentality that Christianity does. All except Islam that is.


 No.174148

>>174142

I thought "troubled youth" meant boong

I shall have to update my dictionary


 No.174149

>>174148

Youth means Sudanese, I mean African-Australian, these days.


 No.174150

>>174149

African-Australian my hairy butthole

Fucking niggers is what they are


 No.174151

>>174150

I know, mate. Unfortunately that's how it is reported.


 No.174152

>>174151

All good m8, sorry if I was a bit boisterous


 No.174153

>>174152

We need more boisterousness not less. Being polite is half the reason we're in this situation.


 No.174154

>>174153

toxic masculinity though


 No.174155

>>174153

Drifting OT a bit but my sisters husbands dad is an ex cop sergeant and he's told me the main reason boongs are shitter these days is that 20+ years back they didn't bother arresting them

They'd just take them out the back and give them a beating, boongs understood this and behaved better

This policy should be bought back and extended to all "troubled youth"s


 No.174156

>>174154

you're right, i should have prepended tht with a trigger warning


 No.174157

>>174155

Yes.

Even white boomer boys will tell you, the cops would give you a smack or two and tell you to make yourself scarce, and that was all that was needed to keep most young men in order.


 No.174158

>>174156

AusNEETs header trigger warning

May contain - Racism,drug abuse,mysogyny,alcohol abuse, boong porn and hueNEET


 No.174159

Hmmm today is also 9/11


 No.174160

Gotdang

That scube was literally 2 week old leaf and I've had buds worse

I may be onto a winner NEETs


 No.174161

>>174158

Plus I haven't seen a post from our local Dan poster today, hope he's ok


 No.174162

File: 193cba67f07caf4⋯.png (97.26 KB, 200x320, 5:8, CRAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGG.png)

>>174161

You won't be hearing from him again mate

This is Craig territory now


 No.174163

File: 6f250a125884151⋯.jpg (53.79 KB, 546x550, 273:275, WhatFeel.jpg)

I was the NEET (now not-NEET) that went in for two interviews yesterday. I got a job offer today. It feels so surreal becoming apart of the labour force after so long. Now I get walk around the city through the crowds and say: "I'm one of you people now."


 No.174164

>>174163

Possible good onya m8

Was it a semi decent job you sort of actually wouldn't mind doing ?


 No.174165

>>174159

I thought of that today as well


 No.174166

>>174163

good stuff m8


 No.174167

>>174164

It's a temp job but the pay's really good and it's definitely the field of work I'm interested in. It may lead to something longer term but at this point it's just about opening doors of opportunity.


 No.174168

>>174167

Open them doors if that's what you're after m80

I upgrade my possible good onya to wholehearted good onya


 No.174169

File: c3d2b1133f36bde⋯.jpg (106.78 KB, 1411x794, 1411:794, Image1.jpg)

>>174163

Another one leaves us


 No.174170

File: 65b7669fe641a58⋯.jpg (52.49 KB, 720x468, 20:13, ninja_neet3.jpg)

>>174162

Craig's sinister agents have been spotted infiltrating the Dan compound, and Mr Murphy himself has not been heard from in hours. What could've happened?


 No.174171

>>174170

IS…Dan dead???


 No.174172

>>174169

#AusWagies


 No.174173

>>174171

>>174170

I've heard sinister rumours about Craig and organ trafficking …


 No.174174

>>174172

Kinda funny that /aus/ was rabidly NEET only but /ausneets/ is wagie majority almost


 No.174175

File: 780a95a83486f00⋯.png (21.62 KB, 304x288, 19:18, 780a95a83486f00b651fb356a6….png)

>>174171

Nooooooooooooo

He was like a father to me. Like my real dad, who supplied me with beer from when I was a toddler.


 No.174176

File: 015c781ab6736b5⋯.jpg (62.58 KB, 480x480, 1:1, client-small-dan-murphys.jpg)

>>174162

You won't take this board and it's NEET any time soon you toothless cunt, Come to the dumpster behind my Joondalup store and we'll sort this out once and for all


 No.174177

File: 81008efbcea0b9b⋯.jpg (61.22 KB, 1170x923, 90:71, HeavyFeels.jpg)

>>174169

If I can't find work afterwards then I'll be back. But you know what they say, you can take the boy out of NEET but you can't take the NEET out of the boy.


 No.174178

File: c5f2c721d872352⋯.png (95.78 KB, 200x315, 40:63, craig2.png)

>>174176

Ahh, um,… nah.

I'd love ta fight ya Dan and I'd kick your arse but me backs a bit crook ya see

I'll get you next time Murphy, you bloody wait


 No.174179

File: cb1964852344b34⋯.jpg (173.51 KB, 625x625, 1:1, lives.jpg)


 No.174180

>>174096

Excellent song.


 No.174181

The tendies are in the airfryer.

And not too soon, I haven't eaten today.


 No.174182

>>174101

Ditto but fuck er aye


 No.174183


 No.174184

>tfw waiting for an NK update


 No.174185

>>174112

One of your better ones, good work.


 No.174186

>>174182

His gf or yours ?

And do you mean all of us ?

And if so all at once or do we take turns ?


 No.174187

>>174186

His gf

All at once.


 No.174188

>>174113

Yeah, I can't remember it very well but I think I liked it.


 No.174189

>>174133

Steve Martin is actually a pretty good player. I've seen a few video's with him.


 No.174190

>>174187

I bags going first

And not cleaning up afterwards


 No.174191

>>174133

Has someone else taken over Kermit's voice? He sounds different.


 No.174192

>>174146

Please, I have had enough rage for the week.


 No.174193

>>174191

Kermit's voice died about 30 years ago. This is an imitator.


 No.174194

>>174163

Good on you, mate.


 No.174195

>>174155

That was how a lot of of it was done.

The town I am from had a copper who used to get the youths who were drinking and if they could beat him he wouldn't tell their folks. He was a pretty good boxer though and I've never heard of him losing. Plus back then it was all fair fighting.


 No.174196

>>174181

I had 2 tendies and a box of microwave chips for dinner. Along with the usual salad: 2 longnecks of Pale and a bottle of red.


 No.174197

>>174163

Good job mate.


 No.174198

>>174196

That's 4 major food groups covered right there


 No.174199

>>174196

I went to make tendie wraps and the tendies are just about cooked. I hecked the fridge and the salad and tomatoes aren't there so I'm going to cook some funny little hash brown/bubble and squeak things from aldi and put them and the tendies in wraps with sauce.


 No.174200

>>174199

I look in my fridge and heck too sometimes.


 No.174201

>>174199

You need to tell Toby to keep the fridge stocked appropriately in future.


 No.174202

>>174201

She used all the salad and threw the tomatoes out. bitch


 No.174203

>>174174

>almost


 No.174204

>>174203

Maybe hopefully sort of almost ?


 No.174205

>>174202

Ran out of beetles and dirt clumps, did she?


 No.174206

>>174205

Not in the mood for your fucking shit Gavin.


 No.174207

>>174203

>>174174

Im a casual/part time wagie now while studying, I may be doing full time in uni break in December-January, Im going away after that


 No.174208

NEETFIGHT !!!


 No.174209

>>174206

I'm not Gavin.


 No.174210

>>174209

You look like a Gavin


 No.174211

>>174208

dont we have that every other day


 No.174212

>>174211

Shhh , I make money betting on them


 No.174213

>>174210

You look like a fuckin' Duncan. Definitely not a Dave or a Robbo.


 No.174214

File: 68f69ff84e5777d⋯.png (3.29 MB, 2048x1871, 2048:1871, ClipboardImage.png)

I hope you are all going to Remembrance Day this year.

You all better.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-09/edward-honey-origin-of-the-one-minutes-silence/10461280


 No.174215

I bet his name is Christian or Tristan or Cameron or something like that.


 No.174216

>>174214

I get the .303 out every Remembrance Day and give it a clean.


 No.174217


 No.174218

>>174217

Fuck you.


 No.174219

>>174214

When is it ? I can never remember


 No.174220

>>174215

more like fuckin Rupert or Caspian.


 No.174221

>>174219

11/11 Sunday


 No.174222

>>174221

Specifically 11:11:11.11 11 November.


 No.174223

>>174222

One less 11


 No.174224

File: 4d012e4e07e4477⋯.jpg (62.49 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 706655-03ac74cc-e099-11e3-….jpg)

>>174221

I'll have a whisky in remembrance of diggers past


 No.174225

>>174223

miliseconds, fren


 No.174226

>>174225

It's at 11am so it's two less 11's


 No.174227

>>174224

Have that in the evening. Go to the morning service.


 No.174228

>>174226

>11:11:11.11

11 AM, 11 Minutes past, 11 seconds past, 11 milliseconds.

Maaate.


 No.174229

>>174227

Seems a bit disrespectful to go sober


 No.174230

Five O'clock and all's reasonably well


 No.174231

>tfw severely impressed


 No.174232

>>174230

Fuck off Perth


 No.174233

>>174232

Ya wanna fight about it Melbourne ?


 No.174234

I got 20 on PerthNEET


 No.174235

>>174233

Adelaide said it.


 No.174236

>>174235

I'll fight him and Sydney at once m8


 No.174237

>>174236

The body was too short or empty


 No.174238

>https://www.theage.com.au/melbourne-news/bourke-street-car-explosion-live-man-shot-after-car-bursts-into-flames-on-bourke-street-20181109-p50f5b.html

>Police have been told by witnesses that the man was yelling "Allahu Akbar" at some stage.

The religion of peace strikes again. This is the second terrorist attack on Bourke street in 2 years - what are they going to call them? The 2017 attack and the 2018 attack?


 No.174239

>>174237

So was Adelaide's.


 No.174240

>>174238

That has already been posted, please read the thread.


 No.174241

>>174240

Fuckin' get him!


 No.174242

Violent NEETs


 No.174243

>>174242

We do seem a bit argumentative this evening

Ya cunt


 No.174244

>>174243

shut your face


 No.174245

just did a mrs cruisey in the toilet


 No.174246

>>174244

You're cruisin' for a bruisin' there cobber


 No.174247

>>174246

i'll tan your arse


 No.174248

>>174238

>The suspect is believed to have died.


 No.174249

>>174248

>>believed


 No.174250

>>174249

>>suspect


 No.174251

>>174249

>lieve


 No.174252


 No.174253

>>174252

u speccy twat


 No.174254


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 No.174256


 No.174257

>>174248

Don't worry, we'll be importing another 20 000 "refugees" next year, plenty more where he came from.


 No.174258

>>174257

If only he'd got to finger hex in a nightclub like a normal Aussie lad, all of this could have been avoided.


 No.174259

High level aboriginal discourse


 No.174260

>>174259

An inspiring post.


 No.174261

>>174260

Low angle aboriginal anal


 No.174262

File: ed3368432b414e5⋯.jpg (113.35 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, BorroloolaHotel[1].jpg)

>>174261

He's waiting for it …


 No.174263

>>174262

aha he passed out from being drunk


 No.174264

>>174263

It's the reflected 4X ad in the puddle that makes it classy


 No.174265

High functioning aboriginal


 No.174266

>>174265

hardly exists


 No.174267

File: 6ee6a993d021a18⋯.png (501.64 KB, 632x413, 632:413, BoongJudge.png)


 No.174268

Hi impact Aboriginal gonorrhea


 No.174269

>>174268

High class aboriginal escort


 No.174270

>>174267

fat bitch a


 No.174271

File: 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 25debc9bdf9ca231073eccb3e7….png)

>>174267

May it please the court - earlier today I discovered one of Craig's boys trying to break into my store. I was forced to beat him over the head with an iron bar, in self defence.


 No.174272

>>174269

I would bang with a condom if she was thin.


 No.174273

so lonely


 No.174274

>>174271

Not Guilty

Craig is fined 10 goon bags

Just put the cheque in the mail Dan


 No.174275

File: fa24c9595a01f2a⋯.jpg (4.31 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20181109_170307.jpg)

It's Friday again wagies


 No.174276

File: 3c1d1f9326749bc⋯.jpg (56.15 KB, 480x480, 1:1, DansCock.jpg)

Who's up for some Angry Cock from Dan ?


 No.174277

>>174273

mr lonely


 No.174278

>>174269

Moderately priced aboriginal prositute


 No.174279

local liquor > dan


 No.174280

>>174275

Do the wagies ever look at you weird for taking random photos of their store all the time?


 No.174281

>>174279

all the local liquor places have been jewed out in recent years


 No.174282

>>174276

everyone loves a bit of cock from Dan


 No.174283

>>174277

He's actually Mr Ely


 No.174284

>>174275

I hope you get some Emus


 No.174285

>>174282

I have heard the Staceys love a bit of Dans Angry Cock


 No.174286

I still have half a bottle of whiskey from about a month ago. Cant be fucked drinking,


 No.174287

>>174286

Can I have it ?

I'm out of booze


 No.174288

>>174286

Laziness can save you from many problems in later life. Keep up the good work.


 No.174289

>>174280

Nah I'm pretty discreet about it, if people ask I'll just say I was taking photos of the children playing in the park across the road


 No.174290

File: 75fb0e2f1768765⋯.png (262.17 KB, 430x279, 430:279, WiseNEET.png)


 No.174291

>>174289

I should have known better than to doubt your vast intellect


 No.174292

File: 87ae61bcfe6d710⋯.jpg (1.84 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-11-09 17.48.14.jpg)

>>174284

No I got a nice healthy vodka, gotta get the bikini body going for summer


 No.174293


 No.174294

>>174292

>pants off

>toilet paper ready

Enjoy your evening


 No.174295

>>174292

I am as equally happy with this choice. You haven't had a good red star session in a while.


 No.174296

>>174294

What's disappointing is that in his recent pictures I cannot find any cum tissues/paper


 No.174297

>>174296

He's been using it all up on the new NEETs


 No.174298

>>174296

He's taking care to keep his nest cleaner in preparation for future mating. Now that he's a wagie it's only a matter of time before he gets a wife and replaces his poo posts with stock market speculation.


 No.174299

>>174297

I once read a story of a man who paid for cum tissues. The guy was telling it from the perspective he was getting paid $10 a tissue. He meets the guy in a cafe, gets asked for the goods which he hands over. The guy opens the bag and stuffs each tissue in individually into his mouth while counting. On the last tissue, 7 he gets paid $70 and walks off confused.


 No.174300

>>174298

But who will do all the rapeing then ?


 No.174301

>>174298

Will he find a GF that shares her poo pictures?


 No.174302

>>174301

>what do you get when you breed a boong/jew with a poojeeta ?


 No.174303

>>174299

I want to sell my cum tissues to him ahaha


 No.174304

>>174302

What if we add a little bit of chink there for extra toilet squatting affect?


 No.174305

>>174303

Don't we all wish to have that special gentlemen in our lives.


 No.174306

>>174303

>>174305

Some of us could probably go off the dole if we could meet him


 No.174307

File: 37c542de550f6ac⋯.png (1.33 MB, 724x960, 181:240, ClipboardImage.png)

Night.


 No.174308

>>174306

$80 per day, easy.


 No.174309

>>174306

I look forward to the great erotic tale of the neet who gets in too deep with a mystery pervert


 No.174310

>>174306

#believe

>>174307

Gook night.


 No.174311

>>174309

>The New Adventures of John


 No.174312

>>174301

My last gf I sent a poo picture too after she told me never to send her one, then one time she was in the shower and I took her phone Into the toilet and did a poo and took a photo of it and set it as her background


 No.174313

>>174311

>How John opened up my potential


 No.174314

>>174308

I would up my wanks from once to at least twice a day, its 2-3 tissues per wank, thats $20-30 per day, $140-210 per week.


 No.174315

>>174312

>My last gf

It's bad enough some of you cunts have a gf, but do you need to flaunt a succession of them??


 No.174316


 No.174317


 No.174318

>>174314

Nah, I'd be pumping out $560 a week. And not reporting the income to Cenno.


 No.174319

>>174307

Good Night large breasted oriental girl NEET

>>174313

This Australian Transvestite is getting young men off benefits, Here's How


 No.174320

>>174315

You're going to hate it when Bring Your GF To NEET General Day becomes a regular occurrence


 No.174321

>>174318

You'd make Dan a richer man.


 No.174322

>>174315

Getting a gf is easy, you just go to the shops and ask one out and bring her back to your mums house to drink goon


 No.174323

>>174319

I like that title, readable and could actually be published.


 No.174324

>>174307

Goodnight oriental fancier.


 No.174325

>>174320

No means yes anal sessions have been running successfully for some time.


 No.174326

>>174325

Doesn't work so well at the mummybot swapping parties though


 No.174327

>>174292

He's on the boongka tonight boys


 No.174328

File: 8263e89b312eca2⋯.jpg (38.25 KB, 650x366, 325:183, images(39).jpg)

>>174327

NO BLACK CUNT CAN AFFORD THAT SHIT UNNA ID HAVE TO SAVE UP ALL MY CIGGIE BUTTS JUST TO HAVE A GLASS!


 No.174329

>>174326

Lube budget has been running in a deficit for some time and unless it gets back in the black these difficulties will continue to arise.


 No.174330

>>174328

It's like he's pointing his finger at my very soul


 No.174331

>>174330

agreed


 No.174332

>>174329

I heard the Council blew the lube budget on fancy tendies AGAIN


 No.174333

>>174330

To my spiritual connection on QnA


 No.174334

>>174332

NEETs are just to have to suffer or keep using spit to try their best to jam it in.


 No.174335

File: dfc411699da13a9⋯.jpg (202.25 KB, 1300x949, 100:73, aboriginal-women-begging-f….jpg)

>>174330

The finger is a mysterious aboriginal secret message


 No.174336

>>174334

Im uncut so I dont need lube


 No.174337

File: d9c4a60fe80f65f⋯.jpg (72.05 KB, 350x345, 70:69, UncleAbo7.jpg)


 No.174338

>>174334

Metamucil and mi goreng create Sloppy poos that act as a natural lubricant


 No.174339

>>174338

I don't think I can get my mummybot on the mi goreng

Sorry guys


 No.174340

File: a1b3c7f6865e092⋯.png (200.38 KB, 382x480, 191:240, 1480001017889.png)

>stick finger in belly button

>pull out

>lint and blood on the tip

Should i be alarmed? It doesn't hurt but it smells fucking disgusting


 No.174341

>>174340

Pour some goon in it


 No.174342

>>174340

Fill it up with Metamucil and mi goreng and see what hapens


 No.174343

>>174340

plug the hole with semen during your next wank session


 No.174344

>tfw sobering up and no booze left


 No.174345

'We're all going to parties tonight': HSC ends for 70,000 students

what have you guys done since finishing year 12?


 No.174346

>>174345

I had a wank


 No.174347

>>174345

I Didint even finish year 12


 No.174348

>tfw cracked lips


 No.174349

>>174347

Me neither now that I think about it.


 No.174350

>>174347

>>174349

I left after year 11 and did the STAT test


 No.174351

>>174349

I still got an A in rape class but it wasn't enough for a passing grade, schools just don't know what's important for young people anymore


 No.174352

>>174345

I finished 2 years of uni, and wanked a lot


 No.174353

>>174351

The Africans and pajeets get all the top scores for that class now


 No.174354

>>174350

Same, It feels like I was there so long that I did finish.

>>174351

I got A in inducing suicidal thoughts in staff.


 No.174355

>>174345

I was a NEET for the most part, did a bit of wagecucking here and there, now uni, which I'm not sure if I will go on with


 No.174356

File: 9e2e6edd64c32c5⋯.jpg (65.88 KB, 780x960, 13:16, time.jpg)

>>174345

17 year old me

>I'm going to get a job, move out, find a gf, travel the world…

The only one of those I achieved was I had a job


 No.174357

>>174355

>>174352

what did you guys study?

I enjoyed my degree even though I was a loner, I don't think I'd ever go back though. It is just so much time.


 No.174358

>>174357

I study Japanese, and I have one more year to go. Hopefully afterwards I can continue working at the place I am now as I like the job enough.


 No.174359

File: 73f91b93b41d100⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.1 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-11-09 18.37.46.jpg)

I've done thousands of poos since high school


 No.174360

>>174358

I think you're learning Japanese

I think you're learning Japanese

I really think so


 No.174361

>>174357

Business and economics, it's fucking soul crushing, think of at the very least taking on of those "leave of absence" things for next semester


 No.174362

>>174345

Assuming a rate of one wank per 1.5 days, I have masturbated just over 1500 times


 No.174363

>>174359

Assuming I've done approximately 1.2 poos a day I've done 11,826 poos since high school


 No.174364

>>174362

STOP THINKING LIKE ME AT THE SAME TIME CUNT


 No.174365

File: a9d4aa75fe04a4f⋯.png (163.52 KB, 456x465, 152:155, a9d4aa75fe04a4fb91b9846587….png)

>>174356

17 year old me

>Fuck this shit I am just going to kill myself when I turn 18 instead of being a neet or having to work with other people

>be 22 year old neet now

>tfw


 No.174366

>>174364

why does this happen all the time in these threads, neet god must be a true force of nature


 No.174367

im back


 No.174368

>>174367

Hi back, hows it going ?


 No.174369

>>174368

less depressed than usual


 No.174370

>>174363

Are there 11000 photos of those poos?


 No.174371

>>174365

Your dreams can still come true


 No.174372

>>174370

No, I'm a private pooer


 No.174373

Bloody hell.

Assuming those poos weighed 500g each I've done nearly 6 tonne of shit since high school.

And they said i'd never achieve anything …


 No.174374

>>174373

My biggest regret is not storing my poos in jars and displaying them on my front lawn, I would be in the record books for biggest personal poo collection


 No.174375

>>174374

You could've built a front wall of poo jars


 No.174376

>>174345

I spent a year trying to find a job, driving fuck tonnes to do so Got it and I'm still there


 No.174377

Im going to wank and than sleep, goodnight NEETS


 No.174378

>>174366

NEETGod has gained human form and rapes NEETs behind Dan's to gain strength


 No.174379

>>174378

He's taking all the business away from the dumpster


 No.174380

File: 1470368a538e8c6⋯.png (967.83 KB, 700x578, 350:289, GodHatesNEETs.png)


 No.174381

>>174377

G'night m8, have a good wank


 No.174382

Lazy neets going to sleep on a Friday while us hard working wagies have to do all our partying in the space of 48 hours


 No.174383

File: 54fc2230fd8b46c⋯.gif (218 KB, 400x286, 200:143, 1455175620369.gif)

>>174345

Unemployment.


 No.174384

What is a good board to troll


 No.174385


 No.174386


 No.174387

>>174382

My usual wagie habit is to go to sleep stupidly early on a Friday night. Every other night carries the feeling of "I should stay up a bit later to fend off the impending wagery" but not Friday, Friday is a wondrous time when Monday seems like multiple eternities away.


 No.174388

File: 94568f335ba4bc4⋯.jpg (101.58 KB, 768x512, 3:2, 17kky08vtqkqfjpg.jpg)

Should I call the police on a party across the road?

I'm thinking back to the good times I had with close mates when I was 18-19 and I don't want to ruin that for anyone else… but this party is just so fucking loud, they're taking the piss and keeping the whole neighborhood awake when they could easily turn the music down to 25% and still have it loud in their own backyard.

Also feeling a bit triggered since there are girls there and I never got to experience that myself.


 No.174389

>>174388

Go to the local train station and invite all the boongs to the party


 No.174390

>>174388

go and join them


 No.174391

>>174388

No but be sure to start up your lawnmower at the earliest legal time tomorrow morning


 No.174392

>>174388

Go there and ask for them to either turn down their music or give you some of their booze, a tithe if you will


 No.174393

>>174387

Come sunday you know your going to hell


 No.174394

File: 983abdd86c62c49⋯.gif (930.58 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 1440904481649.gif)

>>174391

Holy shit, that's both brutal.

And brilliant.


 No.174395

File: 3b6907f4dd2001f⋯.jpg (11.75 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

I'm tired friends


 No.174396

>>174395

But it is yet early in argie land


 No.174397

>>174395

have a goon


 No.174398

>>174396

>>174397

My dad is sick as shit. The other day i had to call the police to help me getting him up of the floor. I'm watching him as he dies and when i look in his eyes i don't feel anything for him.


 No.174399

>>174398

Maybe a nap would do you good then mate


 No.174400

>>174388

Turn your music up louder, you do have a 300w amp right?


 No.174401

>>174398

Why didn't you call the ambulance, why did you call the police

I'm very confused


 No.174402

File: ebc52a680334e26⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 3328x1872, 16:9, IMG_20181109_234103.jpg)

Got back from the gym, was able to have a good workout as seeing the coverage of the shit that happened in the CBD today got me rather riled up, just seeing all those cops and journos give their PC spiels. Getting comfy now.


 No.174403

>>174402

what happened


 No.174404

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>174399

I have to work Monday through monday. At least until i can get the shop up and running smoothly again. My father used to take care of the financial side of it, but he was useless there to.

I'm sorry if i sound like a cunt. But my dad has been chronically sick since i was born. So i feel worse just for the fact that i can't look at him with empathy. Just disdain and sometimes hate.

>>174401

I'm quite a ways from any medical center, there's a police "HQ" just 2 blocks from my house and i know the guy. He is really big, so he was able to give me a hand.

Anyways, neet. Gotta get back to wage. Have a good night over there and take care.


 No.174405

>>174404

Doesn't your country have a 000/911 emergency response line for this shit, I honestly am confused

You don't fucking walk to the police station to get help you call 000


 No.174406


 No.174407

>>174406

Wasn't it Bourke street where the car attack happened last year


 No.174408

>>174405

Calling 9/11 was the first thing i did after trying to lift him by myself. They said they were going to take between 20 to 30 minutes to reach here. So i asked the woman to send someone from the police station near my house.


 No.174409

File: fc3c75d7562e297⋯.gif (408.48 KB, 565x343, 565:343, 1455107938649.gif)


 No.174410

>>174408

ah ok, don;t worry you did good, I'm just autistic


 No.174411

>>174409

All hours are neet hours when you are a neet with insomnia.


 No.174412

File: 216866e132df3d8⋯.jpg (25.91 KB, 344x400, 43:50, 13882652_711826032292153_1….jpg)

>>174411

Or a NEET on meth


 No.174413

File: 65d5227d3145f19⋯.jpg (167.05 KB, 1400x609, 200:87, 0fb931af8b99f692a19aeb8152….jpg)

>>174411

Even if you have insomnia this does not effect the standard sleeping patterns of the proletariat.


 No.174414

>>174402

A hard lager requires a hard rape


 No.174415

>>174414

And the best hard rape is NEET RAPE


 No.174416

>>174413

leave chink


 No.174417

File: 0d483535792a9cb⋯.jpg (40.33 KB, 598x600, 299:300, Darjeeling 014.jpg)

>>174416

I'm white though.


 No.174418

>>174416

If I get the neet compound money can I use it to nuke china instead?


 No.174419

>>174417

Russians aren't white


 No.174420

>>174418

NEET, the Compound is an alagory for a NEET founded Rouge State on a starship out in space

So in other words we'll have both


 No.174421

>it's another wake up at 3pm and cry episode


 No.174422

File: f0a9b959af8c9d8⋯.jpg (393.97 KB, 1195x1649, 1195:1649, Maho 035.jpg)

>>174419

I'm not Russian…


 No.174423

>>174422

I'm a pretty slow mover myself m8


 No.174424

>>174417

That's what a chink would say. We're Anglos here, ch*Nkoid, not """"white""""".


 No.174425

File: 41bf96d6bc9644d⋯.jpg (303.83 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 78516b098eaad9932cd4979a5c….jpg)

>>174424

Well you are not white anyway.


 No.174426

Why do anime girls not have noses ?


 No.174427

Ive lost several of my few friends in recent months. Its incredibly disheartening. They have moved in and have no time for a loser like me.


 No.174428

File: 030bd973aec8dfe⋯.png (3.09 MB, 2500x2000, 5:4, ZZY 0006 E.png)

>>174426

They do just small ones, they are evolved from cats.


 No.174429

>>174428

That is in fact a semi reasonable explanation

Cheers anime NEET


 No.174430

>>174427

That sucks, I have friends I haven't heard from in years. I don't have a facebook or anything so I have no fucking clue where they went. Doesn't bug me because I know they are out there somewhere.


 No.174431

>>174407

It was

>>174414

I wound not like to be on the receiving end though


 No.174432

>>174421

Do you have a wank before that cry?


 No.174433

File: 015bd999f3c94cb⋯.jpg (337.02 KB, 1200x2053, 1200:2053, Rumia 036.jpg)

I now retire for the night.


 No.174434

File: e2c47bb58912b89⋯.jpg (684.83 KB, 2154x864, 359:144, 100_0339.jpg)

File: 65339ab72841ef9⋯.jpg (558.73 KB, 1500x844, 375:211, 100_0338.jpg)

Today's going to be the first summer storm.


 No.174435

what a shit week bros


 No.174436

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Same. Pretty awful week.


 No.174437

Time for rest. Night Night NEETs


 No.174438

Good morning Everybody.

Karen: 私はあなたの膣にタコを置くつもりです。


 No.174439

I pretended to be oriental fancier last night and got away with it.


 No.174440

Morning neets. What's for breakfast?

>>174439

>>174438

We should have a thread dedicated to the ladies of ausneets - Karen, and that asian girl who gets posted every night.


 No.174441

>>174440

>What's for breakfast?

Sausage McMuffin and a couple of hash browns, after I have braved the petrol station and supermarket.

>that asian girl

This 'they all look the same to me' trope is extremely racist and hurtful to these beautiful creatures.


 No.174442

File: 5a6cfac5f025f15⋯.png (914.31 KB, 741x515, 741:515, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.174443

File: 7fb5e115f8000a4⋯.jpg (49.32 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 11719944_10207489494743309….jpg)

>>174441

based hash browns

anyone else taking advantage of the mdconald's november deals? they had a big mac and cheeseburger for only $5 bucks yesterday


 No.174444

File: 6b5a4597f0ed57b⋯.png (31.05 KB, 203x241, 203:241, 6b5a4597f0ed57b3305b0875aa….png)

>>174443

Haven't had take away food in months tbqh. My hoard of neetbux is shockingly high now as a result.


 No.174445

File: 9a8ba996afc6d48⋯.jpg (82.9 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 40026381_466873477148290_4….jpg)

>>174444

i've cut down recently too in favor for simple home cooked meals my dude. i feel better and my stomach is flatter so keep at it

this is some chili, real easy to make and only cost like $20 in ingredients, that whole batch lasted a week too.


 No.174446

>>174432

Good question.


 No.174447

Why are the times of posts now back 1 hour for me?


 No.174448

Goon /Good Morning all.


 No.174449

Morning NEETs


 No.174450

>>174290

Heh, I am the truest NEET.


 No.174451

File: 0cc7fc9d8741ce7⋯.png (752.6 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.174452

>>174445

How much chilli do you get for $20? 7 meals? I make chilli too, but I think it costs more than that, OTOH I probably get 2 weeks worth of dinners out of a batch.


 No.174453

File: 6693b3c23ac902b⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out101135.png)

>>174421

>>174435

>>174438 たこ焼きが大好きデス!!

>>174440

>>174441

>>174443

>>174444

>>174445

>>174448

>>174449

>>174451

Good morning freeters and NEETs. If you refrain from making any rude jokes about balls or bases, we can play a friendly match or two.


 No.174454

>>174345

I didn't finish it but that was over 10 years ago.


 No.174455

>>174453

Good morning Karen.


 No.174456

>>174387

Last night I had a sigh of relief and already the weekend if you count friday night is 1/5 over.

Plus Friday nights I'm still in the wagie routine of crashing as soon as I get home.


 No.174457

>>174394

I hope you have the mower ready. Do their medium strip too.


 No.174458

>>174398

Fuck, feels Argie mate.


 No.174459

>>174456

Have power wanks so you can have more weekend wanks


 No.174460

>>174454

I never finished high school either. Also, never went to a high school party. My 'friends' just stopped inviting me to their birthday's sometime after grade 7, and I never understood why.


 No.174461

>>174421

NZNEET?


 No.174462

>>174425

…he's Polish


 No.174463

>>174447

Is the time zone on your computer correct?


 No.174464

>>174463

I am on my phone now and the time on it is correct. It's just this morning it has happened beavsue it's showing the time an hour back.


 No.174465

>>174460

I never got invited to anything in high school. Never even saw somebody outside of school. My 'friends' would even make plans in front of me, or girls would hand out invites to them in front of me, like I was invisible.


 No.174466

File: 19d81a978af5292⋯.png (521.94 KB, 843x613, 843:613, blue skies.png)

>>174434

Those clouds don't seem very dark, I doubt you'll get much rain.

The sky is very clear here today. It's really fresh at the moment but I expect it will be warm later on, it's not even 7am yet.

Kind of planning on going to the river with my dog, it's only about 100km's away.


 No.174467

>>174465

I see those points as a plus, you could stalk them and rape them without them knowing who you were.


 No.174468

>>174467

Year 11 and 12 I stopped talking to anybody and sat in the library recess and lunchtime. Could sometimes go weeks without speaking to anybody, including teachers.


 No.174469

>>174468

You have to build yourself up and move on to build your new identity Silent Rapists.


 No.174470

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>174436

Argie music is weird, this one has a funky reggae thing, pretty cool. That's what I was getting at it having a recognisable bit but still being it's own thing.

Our music has a bit of a unique charm to it, often it has these elongated harmonica bits like with Daddy Cool, the Dingoes and Spectrum etc. but we have been so heavily influenced by the US and UK in our contemporary culture that it is very similar.

I've been listening to this a bit lately, I have a bunch of cd's in the car of Australian poetry and I think this one is good, although I don't really like this version even though she wrote it.


 No.174471

>>174469

I am so not a raper


 No.174472

File: a60ba24fa82eea6⋯.png (724.78 KB, 460x640, 23:32, con_rb_chilli_con_carne_12….png)

>>174452

hmm now that i think about it $20 worth of ingredients probably only would do about 5 extra portions but it's very hearty and goes a long way in terms of filling.

do you make your own chili mix or do you use the packet?


 No.174473

>>174460

I didn't get to go to many when I was living at home but i moved out when I was 17 and me and a mate rented a place when I tried to go back to school. My place became the party house because we were pretty much the only ones in that age range that had their own place. Every night I'd crash out and the house would be full of people and when I'd get up people would already be there, I sometimes didn't even know half of them. It was pretty mental.. I think, I can't remember much of it.


 No.174474

>>174471

That's a good start. Denying everything and feeling confident while doing so will help you greatly.


 No.174475

I just noticed my Ikea stool is rated for 100kg. I'm 125kg. If the seat comes off, the shaft might go up my bottom.


 No.174476

>>174475

You'll be fine.


 No.174477

>>174475

>worry.jpg


 No.174478

>>174453

Good morning Karen

Wanna play with my balls ?


 No.174479

>>174478

Which base is kissing? Wanna do that.


 No.174480

>>174479

I don't kiss whores sorry.

But the ball offer stands


 No.174481


 No.174482

>>174481

What a retard.

And by turning 360 he's robbed himself of some forward momentum.


 No.174483

TWIRLY POO ON CRICKET PITCH PAJEET


 No.174484

In the land where I am king, 18C would be a bra size.


 No.174485

>>174484

That would be a very narrow woman.


 No.174486

When the NEET commune happens what will the NEETs with gf's do ?

Will they dump them or put them in the stables with the other communal property ?


 No.174487

>>174486

I will not be moving to the NEET commune.


 No.174488

>>174487

Can we still have your gf then ?


 No.174489

>>174488

Absolutely not.


 No.174490

>>174487

You've changed man.


 No.174491

>pop zit on my ass

>a huge, solid, and completely dry wad of pus comes out

>I can feel it as it comes out

>play with it a bit and throw it in the garden


 No.174492

File: 5c275eb209c3170⋯.png (8.13 KB, 250x202, 125:101, 1516003050252.png)


 No.174493

>>174491

Take a photo.


 No.174494

>>174491

DO NOT TAKE A PHOTO


 No.174495

>>174494

He can spoiler it like PoopNEET.


 No.174496

>>174493

>>174494

I already threw it in the garden, it may be big, but I won't find it in the middle of grass, and I bet an ant already brought it home as a feast for its colony.


 No.174497

>>174475

Don't try and deny that you'd enjoy that.


 No.174498

>>174486

>stables

Don't put women on a pedestal neet. They'll be kept in kennels, with chained collars and be eating out of dog bowls while on their hands and knees.


 No.174499

>>174496

With a bit of careful lighting, from the right angle, you could've made it look like the Virgin Mary, and sold it on ebay for a fortune. Your lack of entrepreneurial spirit is why brazil is in the sorry state it is today.


 No.174500

Morning NEETS


 No.174501

Mourning neets


 No.174502

>>174499

Kek

>>174501

mounting neets


 No.174503

File: 35c3736c5992134⋯.jpg (85.33 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, dog[1].jpg)

>>174498

But then where will poor doggo live ???


 No.174504

File: 8f58deaa7ea7321⋯.jpg (80.06 KB, 530x354, 265:177, 2019.jpg)

reminder to opt out of MyHealthRecord before it gets hacked


 No.174505

>>174504

>before

Hows that embarrassing rash going neet ?


 No.174506

>>174504

>mffw privacy staff resigned

It's going to be Census 2.0


 No.174507

Fucking hell, you need a passport or a licence to opt out

I can barely prove who I am these days


 No.174508

>>174422

well then you're going to have to get yourself checked commie because it looks like you're jewish


 No.174509

>>174504

Nah, I'll just leave it. I like that people are interested in me and my life.


 No.174510

>>174504

I'd wanna but I don't know my cenno details


 No.174511

>>174507

got medicare or an 18+ card?


 No.174512

They're really pushing this "voluntary" sign up for the central database bollocks.

I can't even use cenno online now because I won't use mygov.


 No.174513

>>174511

I've got medicare but not 18+

Used to use my forklift ticket for photo ID but it doesn't count anymore


 No.174514

Passed an assignment i thought that i had failed. this is a very good day.


 No.174515

>>174504

I have already opted out.


 No.174516

>>174514

Great stuff NEET, what was it on?


 No.174517

File: fc7c0aa19ff0630⋯.png (84.29 KB, 231x244, 231:244, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b393197bcd80258⋯.jpg (514.7 KB, 1488x1488, 1:1, 1488884832577.jpg)

Taking the dog for a swim.

If it gets to a new gen before I'm back you better make it about Remembrance Day.


 No.174518

>>174516

it was in financial planning fundamentals and you had to do a Statement of advice for a person.


 No.174519

File: c0671addc0278dc⋯.jpg (158.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault[1].jpg)


 No.174520

>Wake up

>Apprently there was a terrorist attack

And of course it's a muslim nigger


 No.174521

>>174518

I'd have just made my statement of advice "Don't do it!" and claimed it was a bull market or something.


 No.174522

>>174516

>Assignment

>NEET


 No.174523

>>174522

>Rule 1


 No.174524

>>174523

>He's a NEET because my headcanon said so

Didn't know feminists ventured into NEETdom


 No.174525

>>174522

its hard work being a NEET with the liberal government in.


 No.174526

>>174524

>what is reading the fucking rules

>what is actually knowing what this board is

Hello newfag


 No.174527

>>174526

>My headcanon is real because some faggot's made up rules

Never go full retard anon


 No.174528

>>174527

Hello again newfag


 No.174529

>>174527

mate everyone knows that /ausneets/ was taken over by the wagies since they were too tired after work to make their own space, it's what /ausneets/ is and don't you NEETabos think any different

t. wagie


 No.174530

File: 8c2349792f09b31⋯.png (2.63 MB, 1696x2396, 424:599, Rin 008 E.png)

Morning.

>>174508

My grandmas great grandma was called Geldschmitt, so if she was actually Jewish, by Jewish law I would be a Jew too.


 No.174531


 No.174532

File: e23fcb2e64f5737⋯.png (112.28 KB, 500x522, 250:261, f.png)

>>174530

>I would be a Jew too


 No.174533

About to drive to the Adelaide Hills shortly to see a man.


 No.174534

>>174533

I love it when a drug deal goes down


 No.174535

>>174534

Buying some bluegrass.


 No.174536

>>174532

It's passed on through the mother.


 No.174537

File: c609769288a8385⋯.jpg (48.34 KB, 375x418, 375:418, bom.jpg)


 No.174538


 No.174539

File: 747ee0ff9831d02⋯.jpg (514.69 KB, 1500x844, 375:211, 100_0343.jpg)

File: c47a6525f5a2696⋯.jpg (520.72 KB, 1500x844, 375:211, 100_0353.jpg)

File: fe13ca50c567332⋯.jpg (685.13 KB, 1500x844, 375:211, 100_0360.jpg)

>>174466

This was a couple of minutes later. Still. Nothing happened. Its overcast now, but hot as shit, no wind either. I hope it starts raining before going to bed.

I hope you have a nice weekend, neet.


 No.174540

File: d6f9846efbffd12⋯.jpg (284.47 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, trip1.jpg)

Contemplating where it all went wrong and where I need to go from here


 No.174541

>>174539

is that your doggo


 No.174542

>>174540

The road is a good place to meditate.


 No.174543

File: 45ca991a18c4c12⋯.jpg (558.45 KB, 1500x844, 375:211, 100_0359.jpg)

>>174541

It is my doggo.

>>174540

That >>174542 or getting heavily intoxicated so you'll relax yourself and think things straight.


 No.174544

File: 73abaa6f9d200a5⋯.jpg (459.68 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, trip2.jpg)

>>174542

so is the bush


 No.174545

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>174542

deyz racist woit dawg sayin datz I can't sleep on da road fuckn raycist, I'd iz ablez ta cunnect wiv de dreamtime, itz already hard for a blakfella to do so wiv dem taking the sniff outta me petrol, fukin woite dogz


 No.174546

File: 8018f48d28765bf⋯.jpg (106.7 KB, 500x637, 500:637, 1513712512152.jpg)

>>174543

>>174544

TantricNEETs


 No.174547

Last night I caught someone on my security cameras trying to break into my house, but they fell off the roof and made a huge noise, should I tell the cops?


 No.174548

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

btw this is unironically bretty good


 No.174549

>>174547

Where do you live? because if it is a abbo/"youths" infested area they wont do much.


 No.174550

>>174549

I live in a white suburban area. I think the person on the roof was white, I can't really tell because I can't see much of them. But there aren't any shitskins around here.


 No.174551

>>174550

Oh it's a Jew


 No.174552

>>174551

I'm fucking serious dude, I'm not joking. I have people trying to break into my house. Should I go to the cops with the video, or what?


 No.174553

>>174550

better tell the cops then. it might be an ice addict


 No.174554

>>174552

It's a Jew trying get your dan memes, the cops are in on it


 No.174555

>>174547

I suggest you call crime stoppers. Even though there's no way of knowing who this cunt is, they may send a couple patrols through your neighborhood, and that could prevent a further break in. And they could always use the information for keeping track of crime in your area.


 No.174556

>>174555

>>174553

Thanks, I'll tell the cops then and show them the video.

>>174554

Fuck you.


 No.174557

>>174547

post it here


 No.174558

>>174557

I can't, I don't know how.


 No.174559

>>174558

Fair enough. Hopefully the dumb cunt went to hospital after his fall and the cops can ID him from that


 No.174560

>>174559

Hopefully.


 No.174561

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I have a couple of australian new wave music from the really early 80's but still didn't get around to listening. I'm glad you enjoy the songs.


 No.174562

File: 9d9b629ca5231cc⋯.gif (929.05 KB, 500x284, 125:71, 1538135766021.gif)

>18-25 yr old doing the shakas hands thing or using the word "groovy"


 No.174563

>>174562

radical


 No.174564

>>174562

They sound Cool!!


 No.174565

>>174562

probably shouldn't have any reference to anything gun related given the allah ackbar yesterday

sorry ASIOneet


 No.174566

>>174547

You should definitely tell the cops, yes.


 No.174567

>>174562

Good thing i'm 26.


 No.174568

>>174566

I think it was probably some methhead or ice addict looking for drugs like the other guy said. I will.


 No.174569

>>174565

Never heard of a frog holder before neet?


 No.174570

File: 53097c69b4681a7⋯.jpg (5.8 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 1539385171375.jpg)

I am an out of control degenerate.


 No.174571

>>174570

What is your poison?


 No.174572

>>174571

A better question would be what isn't.


 No.174573

>>174570

What degenerate things have you done.


 No.174574

>>174572

I hope you aren't whoring yourself out, neeto


 No.174575


 No.174576

>>174574

A prolapse can be repaired.


 No.174577


 No.174578

>>174577

>Treatment for rectal prolapse

>Treatment depends on many individual factors, such as the age of the person, the severity of the prolapse

https://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/ConditionsAndTreatments/rectal-prolapse


 No.174579

>>174577

>>174578

I should have made my sentence clearer, sorry.

*His prolapse


 No.174580

Good thing it was a prolapse and not some amateur job.


 No.174581

File: 74dd1cfdddde767⋯.jpg (3.67 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 20181110_132912.jpg)

Loving the new camera

Same watch, new friend.


 No.174582


 No.174583

>>174581

Gobble him up.


 No.174584

>>174581

nice boomer sized numbers


 No.174585

File: 7850952d75f4ecb⋯.webm (3.91 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 7850952d75f4ecb583a3be28f….webm)

>>174584

>nice boomer sized numbers

>I Share This Feel


 No.174586

File: bd6f5ebbab7afb5⋯.jpg (75.16 KB, 716x600, 179:150, ninja_neet2.jpg)

>>174547

Was it this man?


 No.174587

>>174586

Is Meth a skele drug, I haven't seen of many executives on it?


 No.174588

File: 9fba53d894fde52⋯.jpg (101.18 KB, 655x409, 655:409, trevor-philips-grand-theft….jpg)

>>174587

Meth turns executives evil


 No.174589

>>174587

why buy food when you can buy more meth instead?


 No.174590

>>174589

exactly, I hope none of you NEETS try meth


 No.174591

>>174588

Also, meth appears to give you a receding hairline.


 No.174592

>>174591

I-is that NEET with the receding hairline who posted his picture on meth?


 No.174593

>>174589

why buy food when you can buy more goon instead?*


 No.174594

>>174591

Mummybot must have been sneaking meth into my tendies all these years


 No.174595


 No.174596


 No.174597

>>174596

what strange times we live in


 No.174598

>>174561

this was meant for >>174470


 No.174599

>>174596

Having a dick that big would be a curse.


 No.174600

>>174599

>tfw no massive cock to sneakily put in the background of your neet pics


 No.174601

Back from the hills. Ripper of a day in Stirling. Lots of cuties in summer dresses and shorts.


 No.174602

File: fcbc5b4efb1c71f⋯.jpg (25.77 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 11385604_1438795966425283_….jpg)

>>174601

>Lots of cuties in summer dresses and shorts.

This is the best bit about summer


 No.174603

>>174601

Sounds like a nice place from what I can see on the internet


 No.174604

>>174587

I used to know a really fat chick that would take speed and then eat for hours

She was a freak though, it's not normal meth/speed behaviour usually you don't eat for a few days


 No.174605

>>174603

Very nice. I met the guy out the front of the library and it had a lovely lawn area with shady evergreen trees.


 No.174606

File: a7adeda29c5dac7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.8 KB, 800x533, 800:533, boong.jpg)

>>174601

Thanks neet, we aim to look our best for ya


 No.174607

>>174606

Mmmm, dem droopy goon bag titties


 No.174608

>>174607

Life sustaining nourishment.


 No.174609

>>174608

Leathery gourds


 No.174610

>>174609

>gourds

I suspect this is a word that possum wouldn't approve of.


 No.174611

>>174602

Is this the start of the creep shot season?


 No.174612

>>174610

SHOW US YA GOURDS YA SCRUBBER


 No.174613

>>174604

kek, she probably ate for the high amounts of pleasure it gave her.


 No.174614

>>174611

we can only hope


 No.174615

>>174610

Possum, being a man of high intellect, would know what a gourd is and know of it's many uses.


 No.174616

>>174613

You're probably right,she wasn't a very happy person

Bloke I worked with was using her for somewhere to live and free money


 No.174617

>>174611

Are they even allowed on this board?


 No.174618

>>174616

Hope he fucked her guts out occasionally too.


 No.174619

>>174618

When he had to

She was very disgusting


 No.174620

>>174616

>using her for somewhere to live and free money

Poor gal

>>174619

>She was very disgusting

Made me feel less bad tbqh


 No.174621

>>174620

>Made me feel less bad tbqh

I thought neets were above looking down upon the uggos of the world


 No.174622

>>174617

I would have no problem with any creep shots as long as the person is not identifiable and or their identifiable information is not posted. I am not the BO. Creep shots have been posted here when our special NEET got a little excited on his adventures.


 No.174623

>>174622

Fair enough. I couldn't remember if any of the creepshots were posted within the last year and the rules are a little vague in that area


 No.174624

>>174622

I would add to this that the subject needs to be basically adult.


 No.174625

>>174621

>>174620

If it helps any she was a truly awful person as well

She had two settings, poor me whining and rage crying


 No.174626

>>174621

She had bad looks, outlook on life and persona. I feel the difference between her and NEETs is that a lot of NEETs aren't that bad looking. There is an area of cross over but I hope those NEETs have a better outlook on life and or persona.

>>174624

Very important point I missed, but it depends on the creepshot itself when I reflect on what was posted (I don't think a consensus was reached from memory). I distinctly remember school girls being posted but it was a long angle shot not a close up the skirt shot.


 No.174627

>>174625

>She had two settings, poor me whining and rage crying

*She had three settings, poor me whining, rage crying and binge eating machine'


 No.174628

>>174627

Oh fuck, I fucked up my text:

*She had three settings, poor me whining, rage crying and binge eating machine


 No.174629

>>174627

Oh no, she binge ate whilst raging or crying


 No.174630

>>174629

I feel it is a separate setting, even though I don't know her. Does this sound better?

*She had three settings, poor me whining, rage crying and rage binging eating machine while crying


 No.174631

>>174630

Yep, you aced it there m8


 No.174632

>>174629

Fuck her prone bone while she has her face in a BBQ chicken or something.


 No.174633

>>174631

Thank you.


 No.174634

File: 750906fbd86ce8c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 74.48 KB, 958x640, 479:320, rb.jpg)

Picture from 1895 Northern Territory, these would have been some of the last real Boongs


 No.174635

>>174632

Why not bone her with a chicken bone?


 No.174636

>>174634

Dunno why but they look less fucked up than modern boongs


 No.174637

File: 6f8c6d8dde4f418⋯.webm (1.05 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, wpww.webm)


 No.174638

>>174635

That isn't going to stimulate a fem-exec's love tunnel.


 No.174639

>>174636

This is basically the difference between boongs and maoris. The maoris held on to their shit and maintained a sense of pride.


 No.174640

File: 11f11796ac051b7⋯.png (11.99 KB, 500x746, 250:373, 4c831a18f88f53892212bdb78e….png)

>>174639

NK's a pretty proud aboriginal though, is a non-average boong?


 No.174641

>>174618

…consensually.


 No.174642

>>174638

I wouldn't want her to bite a chunk off my snake


 No.174643

>>174634

They look human. Just like me and you.


 No.174644

File: df4e618d76112bc⋯.png (278.79 KB, 463x554, 463:554, df4e618d76112bc08f5361fe24….png)

>>174643

Often there are subtle differences.


 No.174645

>>174643

No they don't.


 No.174646

>>174645

yeah they do


 No.174647

>>174646

No they don't.


 No.174648

>>174623

I move that creepshots not just be allowed, but be made mandatory - no more stale meme posting without an upskirt of some qt attached.


 No.174649

>>174646

>>174643

Lmao no. You're both retards.


 No.174650

>>174644

You don't say.


 No.174651

>>174643

LOL

Hue looks like a boong


 No.174652

>>174643

Looks can be deceiving, they have a mean IQ of 60.


 No.174653

>>174648

We could have a weekly creepshot contest and the winning NEET gets exemption from NK's night-time visits that week

Or an extra visit if he's into it


 No.174654

>>174651

Too bad he isn't as smart as one.


 No.174655

>>174643

>They look like me and you

No, I sit in a chair and wear clothes.


 No.174656

>>174655

Good point, well made.


 No.174657

>>174655

Well aren't we fancy.


 No.174658

>>174657

A chair and clothes.


 No.174659

>>174658

>clothes

What if a NEET only wears muumuus?


 No.174660

I'd never thought of that.

Abo technology never reached the "invent chair" level


 No.174661

>>174660

Abo technology never reached the "make a bowl that you can hold water in" level.


 No.174662

>>174660

They are the only people never to invent the bow either.


 No.174663

>>174662

or the wheel


 No.174664

>>174660

There are abo languages where they don't have any numbers above "3". Not a joke.


 No.174665

File: d8190bf52758eee⋯.jpg (47.38 KB, 400x300, 4:3, bricom.jpg)

>>174655

Blimey, a chair and Clothes, jolly good show old man


 No.174666

>>174664

Yours was post #666… an evil post.


 No.174667

>>174664

>one,two,three,lots


 No.174668

>>174664

Isn't that the tribe in South America? Even then they don't really use currency to trade so describing anything more than 3 as "a few" is probably all you need living in a sharing community.


 No.174669

Do you reckon it's possible to get a guitar case key copied at Mr Minit or whatever?


 No.174670

File: af6ec7938e7ec6e⋯.png (6.54 KB, 235x215, 47:43, 1532683596615.png)

>>174664

Then they go through life not knowing how many fingers they have?


 No.174671

>>174634

I wonder why boongs decided to forgo their Ronaldinho esque hairstyles


 No.174672

>>174669

We told you not to try meth


 No.174673

>>174672

I didn't?


 No.174674

>>174671

This is indeed the deeper question that we should all be addressing.


 No.174675

>>174670

Look on the bright side, if a goanna bites one off, they won't miss it.


 No.174676

>>174669

No I reckon it's not, a paperclip can work wonders though. In order to copy a key you need a blank of the key style.


 No.174677

File: a413681ea492d91⋯.jpg (46 KB, 469x314, 469:314, jewboong.jpg)

>>174671

I blame the jews

Somehow


 No.174678

>>174675

They'll still have a few left.


 No.174679

>>174668

Sharing STDs community.


 No.174680

>>174677

What if boongs are the original israelites?


 No.174681

>>174680

<Probable


 No.174682

Sometimes I think Im somewhat ugly but then I remember Im a white 5/10 and I remember abos


 No.174683

>>174682

Most abos are having regular sex before they hit their teens


 No.174684


 No.174685

>>174683

They hit their teens before having sex? Barbaric bunch.


 No.174686

>>174683

Some of it's even consensual


 No.174687

>>174683

Thats degenerate but they have sex with other ugly abos so whatever


 No.174688

>>174685

Unironically yes, actually


 No.174689

>>174687

Yeah, it's kinda like dogs fucking


 No.174690

File: 1fb71a641bc853a⋯.png (593.82 KB, 963x759, 321:253, religion_of_peace2.png)

>The Islamic State-inspired terrorist who carried out yesterday's fatal stabbing in Bourke Street had his passport cancelled due to fears he planned to travel to Syria in 2015, the Australian Federal Police says.

They should've canceled his citizenship, not his fucking passport.


 No.174691

>>174676

I have one key, I want two or three.


 No.174692

>>174691

Pretty sure they can duplicate it then


 No.174693

>>174690

Should have cancelled his life.


 No.174694

>>174692

I just wondered because it's thin metal and cut at 90 degree angles rather than angular bumps like door locks.


 No.174695

File: 068948b6b20a8c9⋯.jpg (58.98 KB, 470x246, 235:123, roasties_get_to_vote.jpg)


 No.174696


 No.174697

>>174690

No no Mr Ali, we don't want you to go to Syria to act like a savage. Why not stay here and do it ?


 No.174698

I'm learning 'What do we do with a drunken sailor' at the moment, and it's very appropriate because I'm drunk.


 No.174699

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.174700

>>174690

B-but Bourke Street already had Diversity Bollards!


 No.174701

>>174698

I'm gonna put you in the longboat till you're sober


 No.174702

File: 51470087081b4e2⋯.png (1.17 MB, 920x555, 184:111, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.174703

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is kind of the NEETgen.


 No.174704

File: 20d3a4c9ee35afb⋯.png (110.5 KB, 733x464, 733:464, d7dff94b035779bec0f6894ce7….png)

>>174703

No, this is.


 No.174705

>>174696

>>174693

Isn't he dead after getting shot by the pigs? I don't feel we can do much more…


 No.174706

>>174705

They only tazed him. :(


 No.174707

>>174706

It would have been racist and islamophobic to shoot him I guess


 No.174708

>>174706

They shot him twice.

After he acted violently.

They should have killed him the second he came to their attention.

There is no reason a sane government doesn't have death squads.


 No.174709

>>174707

Police are out in force today protecting us from Islamophobia.


 No.174710

>>174708

There's no reason a sane country lets Muslims in.


 No.174711

>>174710

This too.

But any government opposition should be met by death. Nazi courts decapitated pamphlet droppers. The system works.


 No.174712

>>174709

It won't be long before they ban bacon and eggs for being culturally insensitive.

Which reminds me, my local butcher has a sign saying "NOT halal certified".

He's a great bloke, good prices and good meat too.


 No.174713

>>174712

KFC and McDonalds in parts of Sydney already won't honour their menu items containing bacon.


 No.174714

Apart from the attack yesterday, the Mohammetans have been rather quiet lately.


 No.174715

>>174713

Do you mean they dont care or care about halal?


 No.174716

>>174715

They will not sell you a burger with bacon on it.


 No.174717

>>174713

This has been the case for a long time, years ago I was in bankstown with a friend and we went into a subway and they had no ham.


 No.174718

>>174716

Sounds like PC, Im glad my work (cafe) sells bacon and egg rolls, and ham cheese sandwiches


 No.174719

>>174714

There's an old Banner Hardware near me converted to a mosque. Sign is all arabic with "community centre" written underneath in English. I've been meaning to write to the council and ask why its re-zoning wasn't publicised.


 No.174720

>>174717

Yep, and if you go in and wind up the muslim scum behind the counter about it, and video it, it is considered incitement by the zogbot pigs.


 No.174721

We're gonna need a new thread in the near future.

Also, bin NEET, don't forget to put your bin out in two days time


 No.174722

>>174719

Theres a mosque going up near where I am which is housing 400 seats

>>174720

In NSW you can be fined/jailed for inciting racial violence, its stupid


 No.174723

>>174720

Well the muzzo behind the counter didn't really ark up about it, she just gave us a dirty look, this was about 12 to 13 years ago, me and my mate really had no clue what muzzies were about back then.


 No.174724

>>174721

I kind of doubt binny will remember your reminder in two full days time


 No.174725

>>174722

>In NSW you can be fined/jailed for inciting racial violence, its stupid

I find it really disturbing just how indoctrinated white, so-called Australian, Police are. They are not your friends, and will not side with you against a non-white.


 No.174726

>>174724

It's the thought that counts


 No.174727

>>174723

It made the news a while ago when some white boys filled a muslim KFC piece of shit going spastic when they demanded bacon on their Zinger burger. A Current Affair started out on the side of the white boys and then quickly 180-ed and decided it was incitement.


 No.174728

>>174725

They probably wouldnt take my side even if a white person was attacking me, as Im a white male, even though males are attacked more, the poor wamenz and niggers have to be protected


 No.174729

>>174727

Yeah I remember it, that kid really over-reacted.


 No.174730

>>174728

It has been proven they hire on IQ lines and discard anybody in a percentile above average.

But there's more to it than just IQ, you actually have to believe all of the Kumbaya bullshit or you cannot be a Police officer.


 No.174731

>>174727

>religion prohibit handling bacon

>applies for a job involving bacon handling

>chimps out

This fucking world we live in


 No.174732

>>174730

I thought the IQ thing was only for American cops.


 No.174733

>>174731

You forgot

>gets job over white native child


 No.174734

>>174732

Nah, they do it here. Not as obvious, but it is if you have ever dealt with them. I have, included D-level cops.


 No.174735

>>174733

Yeah, sad but true


 No.174736

>>174730

Thats why our police force is bad, I didnt know about the IQ thing


 No.174737

Got a new thread prepped, will wait to link


 No.174738

>>174736

Basically anybody of above average IQ will be prone to questioning orders. That is "bad".


 No.174739

>>174734

Only times I've dealt with cops is giving them my licence during a breath test.


 No.174741

>>174737

You're a gent NEET, good onya


 No.174742

>>174739

Same from a personal criminal level, but have interracted on a professional level with regard to IT and infosec.


 No.174743

>>174739

I've been arrested quite a few times

Maybe 1 in 5 cops come across as decent normal blokes and the other 4 are fuckwits who watched too much Blue Heelers


 No.174744

>>174743

I couldn't even get done for DUI without 6 patrol cars, and 11 cops ready to beat my noggin in with a billy club. I wasn't violent at all, just heavily tattooed, 110kg 5'6 unit. Ironically I was better educated, higher IQ, etc, etc. And driving a Barina.


 No.174745

Don't stop posting right before the end you silly boongs


 No.174746

>>174745

You can't make me post, you're not my real dad


 No.174747

>>174744

Yeah, they do like their weight of numbers

By law they can't even enter cells in lock up unless they outnumber the occupants 2:1 or more


 No.174748

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NEW

>>174740

>>174740

>>174740

NEEW THRED

-

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 No.174749

RUM


 No.174750

BASH




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