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Seems like a stupid idea but I guess we can't change our nature.

You better invite us all.

OLD >>206496


Help a NEET out. Smear your soothing lotion all over a bum rash.


Ahem, I believe we were promised a drugs thread ?



Ahem, no one made that post into a pepe. Lazy NEETs have only themselves to blame.



Ahem, yeah well ….




thats a bit rude



We've got one going, but the rest of the neets said you weren't cool enough to be invited. sorry



Ahem, yeah well you still kissed her.



Ahem , yeah well, ahem

*8Is she busy tonight ?**


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>Make me check the catalogue.



She will be free as long as you leave tendies and goon in the fridge.


My dentist trip was ok. It was painful though. My teeth are not good, I got the stains from the back of my lower teeth removed. They've been there for ages since I smoked.


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Done deal m80


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It should be noted that she may need a clean. It has been a busy week for her.



That's ok , I'm used to sloppy sevenths with her.





One of you owe me a pack of tendies!


I wish I knew how to record gameplay directly to USB.

Another day of escapism on the Xbox One, how long can I keep this up guys?


Poor magpies sitting outside in the heat.


Fuck I love drugs




Would it just be a HDMI input recorder and ensuring your computer has the appropriate software?



Have a dexi


That tenderloin worked out good. Just sliced it and ate it with some coleslaw.



sounds nice



Pretty much anything should work once there's an image on the screen.



>no pics



I figured it out.

No need for that, the Xbox One can record gameplay on the console itself.



it looked much like the article



you should finger hex in your xbox



The article is not from you.



I'll post a garlic bread picture tomorrow.



That is not as good as a tenderloin but it will do. Thank you.


Time for a shower beer to calm my nerves before the first cone



have a shampoo wank



Demand real poo!



Real poo is expensive these days.

I just buy the cheap indian stuff and hope no-one notices




>hope no-one notices

We do.


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>tfw caught out with inferior poo


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Did you know if you have a server on the internet pajeets and chinks will try to hax you within minutes?




Install fail2ban or similar. Or ignore it and just keep shit up to date.



Love is the most destructive drug of all, neet


pajeets and chinks

pajeets and chinks

Hacking your server

And your street stinks

pajeets and chinks

pajeets and chinks

smelling real bad

and stealing your drinks


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Temp job ended before new year's and looking for job's atm but seems like business has yet to pick up *does anybody know when it does?*. Back to NEETdom for a while lads but it might give me some time to restart a writing routine.


All the neeties in the club

All eyes on us

All eyes on us



>All eyes on us




Fucking forgot how to put spoilers


It would probably be quite horrible to be covered in eyes



2nd half of January jobs start popping up again

Next week or so



about now is when job ads start coming in

I applied for my job about this time two years ago



Imagine never being able to look away from your bumhole



So I learned, this is with fail2ban. Hopefully they don't waste a bunch of bandwidth.


welcome back fren


I have decided to quest to win myself a fat girl in the coming months.

Or possibly even a non fat one but let's be realistic

Wish me luck NEETs, I'm gonna give fatgf2019 a mad try


I'm back from a month long cone binge, it was december so fuck it I figured. What happened to hue and the commie anime poster. Does possum post here again?



Sounds like being a politician



I wonder where your standards will be come this time next year



It turned out hue and nofun were both weird personalities of Webers.

He kidnapped Karen and molested her in a cave in Brazil for a few days but then hues granny and some tough NEETs rescued her.

Although we haven't seen her since apart from probable impostors.




Thanks NEET-kun.



This is a lie.



I get the feeling there is a truth buried in this post.



Another fun fact is that 5 different NEETs have scored goals in the 8chan cup, for a total of 7 over two games, Monk and Possum has scored two, while HueNEET, Dan Murphy and Cruisey only got 1



Bits of it is true



The truth is that Hues granny kidnapped HueNEETs karen doll and raped it



Well the first sentence isn’t.



That's possible, Hue's granny does have a HUGE cock



Weber showed up in a uniform graphic, but doesn’t appear onfield.



*NEET NEWS makes no claims as to the accuracy of our reports


>Karen offers discount sexual favors

>the most notoriously degenerate neets (that can't get it by other means) mysteriously go missing




Just like the big bois.



Hang on, are you suggesting …..

that hue and nofun are subjecting Karen to horrific double penetrations repeatedly



I am in fact suggesting the opposite of that



If he can hold out for a couple more years he may nominate himself to be the communalGF.



Monk is best player tbh, rivaled only by bane. Hitler is close too.


Pics or it didn't happen.



And that HUGE cock is Weber



That Karen is dicking nofun and hue ?

Yeah, I'd believe that.



You can also change the port from 22 to something random. That’s security through obscurity, but it will cut down on traffic.



Karen is NK and that explains the two dicks.



I think i missed this part of NK lore



Would you really be surprised to find out he dresses up as a jap schoolgirl ?



R.A.P.E tech



I would be disappointed if he didn't



The one other guy who uses the server might not appriciate that.


I wouldn't be suprised if any NEET does that.


I used to get my ex to wear her old school uniform

She was mid 20s then




It's one of my best memories tbh


24 degrees today in Shitbourne, got on the beers pretty hard last night and woke up at 2pm like a boong, then just sat in bed for the next few hours, might go somewhere for a walk soon.



>tfw will never know this kind of degeneracy


3 degrees here today in frozen wasteland, power was out for 3 days and it came back on so I took a shower then it went off while I was in the shower.



Hitler's team is unfortuantally out

and at the moment /bmn/'s Pres E Dent is leading the goal tally

Though most teams have another game to play so a solid golden boot pick might be NEETKing since /unna/ looks to go at a minimum to the semis and are probably the favorite to win atm


i still haven't got a message from clive

feels bad man



me either




I told you guys he'd just use you for sex




We can change him



Hue just used us all for validation until he found somewhere else to stroke his ego. I suggest we forget the dumb brown spanish cunt


>tfw used by hue to stroke



50 (You)s on monk scoring 3 goals the next game.


SAMP was fun.





Was 42 degrees earlier. Walk about to take the dog for a walk, stepped into full sunlight and it's still blasting. Noped and went back inside. Killing time for another hour maybe.






im sure someone here is called this.




Vet Harry and David Attenborough are fucking lucky animals can't talk. #MeToo would be insane if they could.



WTF is Edman?




Wasn't that what someone speculated NK's name was?




a swedish surname






or Neville. Abbos used to all be called Neville.



I bet they were in league with Burke



He just planted Rosemary in her back garden.


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I wish and have a smile like this!



Ted Bullpit had two concrete abbos called Neville and Spearchucker.

He was claiming dole money for them.



I think it would be Archibald, or Augustus



Electric Motur or Abarham Lincoln (both first names)



>Archibald, or Augustus

Both good recommendations.



Burke liked to leave his seed round the back I heard



I think he meant it as one name




I've always thought NK was a Fabian



Frederick for his second name



Fucking legend.



Anymore British and he'll start shitting the queen.


>Archibald Frederick Wagyl Goonstein


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We discussed the Frankfurt School yesterday. We are NOT going to be discussing the Fabian Society today, Mr!


i believe NKs name is






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Your not alone



Oh my, maybe he is the bastard child from Prince Charles?


>tfw no special sounding boong name


File: a53a552ad03baa7⋯.jpg (59.83 KB, 500x333, 500:333, nigel.jpg)


>tfw a hard brexit is incoming



>saving poo pics



7.32 MB, that was a slow loading poo picture.


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That's how I lure in lonely neets into the dumpster


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Clive is already at the pinnacle of human development




That's a lot of pies

>tfw impressed



You silly little slut



the executive we NEED!



He needs every crumb to survive!



You're not wrong.

An exec that can eat 36 pies has got my vote



skellie detected



Ya, I doubt I could eat more than 4 or 5 pies



He meets our political objectives!



there only the little party pies



He is the party m8


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>dresses up as a jap schoolgirl

There were people at my anime club at uni who used to do that. they were all guys


Vote for Clive !

And he'll come round with a 6 pack and some pies


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This is what I was on about.

NK's theme song.



That is scary



I wouldn't join that club tbh.






I think john said he first got gangbanged at anime club


The armies are lining up. Who will win the coming civil war in the United States?



It's been kind of fun seeing both sides sperg out so much



the chinese



What? nobody told me there was a war happening. Unless you mean mass spergouts.



Yep, Nathan King



this thread has slowed down like a NEET up a slight hill





Car bomb just went off in Paris.



Sacre bleu!


sacred blue!


sack blood!




basically the beirut of europe at this point



I love diversity.



At least it wasn't a fully semi auto assault rifle.



i believe we should ban cars in australia mainly because i dont have my license but thats not important


just a simple gas explosion

Funny how gas explosions never seemed to happen before turbo diversity. Guess the enrichment and diverse food corrodes gas fittings and provides a nearby spark.



>tfw he has never had the pleasure of owning a rape mobile



i believe we should ban any adult who's so low agency as to not have a licence



Tbf it does happen, concrete building near me was leveled by a gas explosion.




Well i am technically on my L's



This tbh. Licenceless manchildren should not be treated as adults. No welfare, no internet porn etc.



Yep nobody said it never happens. Similarly, I know of two 20 something broads who've blown up their BBQ gas cyclinders, one of whom seriously erased the eyebrows off her face.

Just seems like europe has a staggering increase in these things always in highly populated sections of cities if one were to believe the narrative.


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How do you say 'Diversity is our strength!' in french?



There's also a difference between a barbecue gas bottle and plumbed-in gas mains exploding. I think there is something to the powers that be writing off amateur bomb attempts as gas explosions.



''Macron pute à juif'



Only gas cylinder accident I saw was a guy that burned his hand changing a bottle over. Cold burn from the residual gas.



Yeah, generally they just vent if you manage to set them alight. Even the big welding bottles have a sacrificial plug that melts. They can still move like a rocket, but explosions are practically non-existent.


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Bigger than the average prankster lighting his farts on fire kind of explosion



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gas leak?



Great for beer though, pick up a co2 fire extinguisher if you ever see one used. You can explode a can of beer in 10 seconds from insta-freezing it.



one trick I heard of, but never tried was to bury some in sand, douse the sand in petrol, then light it. there's supposed to be some kind of heat exchange. probably just a myth.



Judging from the pictures, there was no explosion.

That's just what Paris looks like on a regular day.



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I used to be able to buy dry ice at the store before they cucked out and stopped selling it. You fill up a bowl with alcohol (ammonia or acetone works too) and put some dry ice in it. Poor mans liquid nitrogen. You can actually freeze a drink too quick and the co2 seperates out and it explodes, that's what happens with the fire extinguisher too.

I haven't tried the sand thing either though.



Used to just put dry ice and water in a coke bottle and screw the lid on. Quite loud.



The Astra really gets a workout around Australia



That's sad. They explode so nicely in computer games.


drunk munchies kicking in

cooking a garlic bread



It's only a matter of time before the gooning


NK do you look back on your better poos and chant "next time, just like that" out loud?



he has a whole before, during, and after ritual



What's the before ritual?




>More boys and girls report engaging in anal sex in heterosexual scenarios, with both viewing it as just “what happens” and the norm.




Looks like a Battlefield map




Anal sex is now the norm yet i still havent even kissed a girl.



very sex negative!



a kiss isn't something you give just anybody!




same here but I'm not drunk just fat



i'm both friend



You can kiss RapeNEET tonight, he'll wear that Japense school girl uniform J U S T for you!



You're an overachiever neeto



Quarter Pounder with Cheese



A Royale with cheese?



I just shot Marvin in the face



>with Cheese




i wonder if he'll ever tell us if he played hide teh sausage with you know who



Your mother, yes.


homoerotic NEET moonlight frolic


heterosexual NEET rampage



that's four words you boong




does that bouchard tennis girl have a bf? might try her for gf2019


premature NEET marriage proposal


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Maybe she was stealing from dans


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Just watched Bad Times at the El Royale, was pretty good. Well worth a watch.


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morbidly obese NEET chef




*Executive NEET chef



No I usually just poo and forget



*Morbidly executive NEET chef



I wish we could forget.



Have you ever scrolled through your phones gallery and stopped for a minute to admire a special poo?



*Young Clive Palmer NEET chef



I pity the NSA agent assigned to NK's cloud bucket.



You should start a cult



>only one garlic bread

>clive palmer neet

don't think so



*Young CliveNEET chef


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Every now and then I have a look through the old poos, I'm fond of this one



He'd forget about them, they would starve and die.



Just like God himself


erotically spatchcocked poultry



Get it printed at OffcieWorks on a mug. Get two. One for the bedroom to fill with water for tablets and one for work.




A very uncomfortable word



Much better, thank you.



No I'd make them eat the communion poo and dexies, then have a 2 hour wank at church


depraved rape groupie



Tomato, tomato.



It's called Potato, Tomato. You have to guess which one he's inserting next.



Socially acceptable aboriginal orgy



He put a watermelon in me


fried chicken insertion


File: b88e6d3d6339aa3⋯.webm (1.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, final_destination.webm)

Suppose China invaades Australia properly and the government surrenders like the compliant little faggots they are. The police and treasonous ASIO believe chinks will pay their pensions. The ADF with it's 2 week fuel reserve, has all of it's logistics raped by the chink IT consultants and militant commie tranny faggot traitors. Chink control goes from stealth to overt in other words.

Would you still be a NEET when the chinks stop your neetbux? Will you transition to productive worker drone for your yellow master? Larp 'tomorrow when the war began' or Red Dawn? What's your plan, if you have one, or what do you imagine you would do?


Low quality political posting



It's as good as dominoes aye?


Low quality NEET palate




Oh my.



>Larp 'tomorrow when the war began'

Always dreamt of doing that as a teenager tbh




>Used to dismissively suggest that something is a distinction without a difference

>Uses the American English and British English pronunciations of the word tomato. Allusion to George Gershwin's song "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off": "You like tomatoes (/təˈmeɪtoʊz/) and I like tomatoes (/təˈmɑːtoʊz/)".




The plan is in any situation like that is the NEET Gen goes to their states designated Dans with plans for a NEET convoy to meet up then in Mildura



>make the roadtrip to Joondy Dans

>get raped


A special hello to that really pretty NEET.



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I'd like to nominate anywhere else


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Just had a big food



Have a big wank +/ goon


pudgy NEET feet


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no, we need Craigs help



Hello sailor



very flamboyant pants


Red NEET rape pants



kek, well spotted.


File: 0e22a3ef4d35887⋯.jpg (286.08 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, Hiyotan & Ozeki.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs



Gook night.



Saturday night is rape night


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The one on the left.



He should have gone in his hat.



goodnight smug pepe gook girl poster



He's why need someone who can do high quality and quantity poos. Show them how it is done!


There is only one solution to NK's embarrassing poo problem.

He shall have to eat A VEGETABLE



Might I suggest making a series of youtube video tutorials on how to create high quality poos? There could be considerable demand, and maybe bux to be earned.



Fuck vegetables, feed me goanna



Boong deodorant is a sacred creature.


File: 49d235e03730755⋯.png (354.74 KB, 414x331, 414:331, boonglizardbumwoman.png)


Do boongs have souls ?

Animals don't have souls and boongs only got made human in '63 I think.


priapic NEET degenerate



That's a good idea, we can has together NK's videos and add Microsoft Sam voice to spice it up.


horny employed aboriginal church goer



She must have a clean bumhole



They have spirits, like how boong deodorant is probably in a dreamtime story.



It's so clean you could eat a lizard out of it



boongs can't even spell soul


File: e37943519d95048⋯.jpg (21.67 KB, 436x550, 218:275, images(14).jpg)

Do you see a soul in there?



He's a man of Dan until he sins at Craig's when Dan is faithful with his Emu prices.


File: 207ccde9656ffd4⋯.png (1.09 MB, 850x551, 850:551, HairyNoseBoong.png)

>tfw no soul



* unfaithful




They don't have souls, they have spirits which you can see like the fumes from a petrol bowser.


File: 6dfa766a53052bd⋯.jpg (239.4 KB, 961x816, 961:816, SciencePepe.jpg)


Hmmm… are these boong spirits flammable ?



Some do cause fire in the belly of a consumer, the boong standard can make a messy poo.



why do you think boongs never carry their own lighters?




do they try to drink them?




If we can trap their spirits we could use them for internal combustion.

Boong powered cars.

Ironically boongs could make petrol obsolete



all well and good until your coins get spirited away



It's the only way to connect with them. It's a rite of passage



It makes them an extreme fire hazard, it's not safe for them.


What age it would be to be alive then.


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So when boongs sniff petrol they're committing cannibalism?



Yes, but to them it's like smelling the old clothes of a person past. Like that women RapeNEET abducted last week and remembering how good she smelt before she was lost to the ocean.



I still sleep with her ripped, blood soaked panties underneath my pillow



You never wasted a drop of lube. Enjoy your bender.

Goon / Good Night NEETs.



Good night rape groupie.


Borderline consensual rape


Wondering the streets of Melbourne drunk


File: e8add8b846dd96e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 154.73 KB, 444x500, 111:125, 1271167302217.jpg)

Watch out for those African Australians



We have the same birthday and our bodies look the same.




Clever dick.


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Did your mum go to the 1989 joonday rape fest too?



please attend your local church in the morn


>tfw tired but if I go to sleep it will be Monday Eve again



No but after knocking my mum up and before I was born my dad went to WA and would've got on with the prime unna from Kal.


File: 1c491e3d2a605cd⋯.jpg (102.98 KB, 950x869, 950:869, mindy2.jpg)

>tfw you cant buy these anymore




Also, he was always going back and forth between WA and SA because he was working on the railline at the time.



>mindies banned

>neet videos drastically drop in frequency and quality

Thanks, government



>and quality

Who the fucks that directed at?



>Cruisey's dad is Dan Murphy



A certain aboriginal individual






someone more dardy than that mate


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Explains the longing I have for the home country.





My mouse trap that uses those rings for neutering goats got another mouse. I was going to take a photo but some of the sensitive souls could think it's inhumane, which it is. It works almost too good.


Hi everyone



Hey Mambo.



Nice to meet you fellow NEET


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I am full time wagie.



Nice to meet you though.

What brings you to our neck of the woods?



goodo eveningo neeto



Worth a crack


Kek, NK do you ever treat your fellow wagies to your collection?


Doesn't Dan sell smokes though?


Good night friends.



Nah I keep the poos to myself, sometimes I don't spray the toilet with air freshner and blame it on the couriers


Had a nice midnight dinner. It was just crumbed steak and mushrooms but it was nice, made me happy. Have to focus on the good things, no matter how little.


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Ffs sake mates neighbour brought the mystery pills around

Geeked out for real



Your gonna get raped



Was seeking company for coffee time and I found a whole pond full of froggies, thought it was perfect



Stick some dead flies to your dick and stick it in the pond, you'll get a blowie you won't believe


>NoongarPedia created as first Wikipedia site in Aboriginal language




What happens when some idiot makes a new thread and breaks the chain of NEET Generals in the catalog? >>207605


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This frog just sucked my dick btw


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We get scared and wait until it goes away


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Night Night NEETs



Monk you boong


I suppose you might be also aware of what we did to your /ita/ yesterday


Good morning, Whos going to church today?



Goon / Good Morning NEET. I may be attending the church of Dan.


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Is it not obvious that this man is going to church already dressed up in his suit?


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Is it not obvious that this man is going to church already dressed up in his suit?



He wears more traditional garments.



Morning m8, I already had a pray before I got up


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This place REALLY wants our business


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Is this what we should import for Boongs?



They'd Finnish it too quick



I to had a wank before i got up



Nice. a morning wank really gets you going its like coffee



>its like coffee

Having one of those now.



Do you grind your own beans?


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It's a coffee from McDonald's




Good morning friends.



Quite similar, yes.


I knew what you meant, I was making a joke.


Hey babby




Sounds good.




Morning, you seem to be in a good mood this morning.



Maccas coffee always makes me feel sick tbh


>tfw weber starts doing comfy catch up



>I was making a joke.

It didn't feel that way…




But I need to poo and a coffee get's me going. I was getting breakfast from them and just got a coffee as well.


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Hmm, is this furry stuff?



Depends which type. Their 'cafe' ones aren't too different to any other coffee shop.



>Hmm, is this furry stuff?

There he goes again…


Is Batman a furry ?

He dresses up as a bat and does weird shit.


Is Pepe a furry?

He dresses up as a frog and does weird shit.



Pepe is a real frog though

Well, a real fake frog anyway.


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>tfw computer stuff requires 7 power sockets



>twf one socket



Thanks for reminding me of the 3 laptops. That's 10 sockets now.



3 laptops seems a bit excessive



Two for work (one corporate, one for dodgy stuff), and my personal laptop. The personal one is held together with sticky tape and about to die.



Ah, fair enough



Your aboriginal porn collection must be immense…



>one for dodgy stuff




I've just got my pc but I run it through an amplifier and it's got a 32" screen so it's my computer/tv/stereo



>Two for work (one corporate, one for dodgy stuff)

You do dodgy stuff for work?



He makes corporate aboriginal porn



wew NK



>tfw enterprise drive to handle the constant 100% use of the boong porn drive



Traveling, untrusted networks, malware investigation, etc.



We have a dedicated fibre channel SAN for that.


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Morning NEETs



That is a pretty picture, good morning.


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G'morning satan trips



Ah, ok.


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It's ok, a neet needs his computery things.



The NEET council raped my dingo



Good morning. Where are all the shipping containers, are they hidden in the distance?



Yeah it’s a bit hazy



They've been skillfully painted to look like flowers. See if you can spot them.



>See if you can spot them.

>tfw blind



That's all the wanking m8


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I'll be back.

After I have a wank



I hope you enjoy it m8.


Are PS2s and their games worth trying to sell, or just bin it?



What games?



It depends what games are they, do they have covers and are the discs themselves in good condition in terms of scratches?


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Welp. It's going to be one of those days.



I would at least give them away, or bury them for future generations to unearth.



>bury them for future generations to unearth.

Throwing them in the bin can achieve a similar outcome.



007: Everything or Nothing

007: Nightfire

007: Quantum of Solace

Medal of Honor: Frontline (x2)

Medal of Honor: Rising Sun

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Hitman: Blood Money

Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow

Just Cause


Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Lego Star Wars

Capcom Classics Collection

Sonic Mega Collection +

World Championship Poker 2

I used to have more, but I got burgled at one point.



it depends on where you live as well. but in Sydney with everything i would say about $100 maybe more as long as you have controllers and what not.



Stay strong my friend. Don't glory in your sadness. Beware of pride.


There is lots of money in nostalgia and this will become increasingly the case as time goes on.

We are part of a generation that never properly became adults and there is intense yearning for things that evoke fond memories of childhood.

Keep everything.



Alright hoarder.



Nostalgia is just remembering things as being better than they were. The past wasn't great, we are just more fucked now.



I'm going for a cruise, hopefully that changes my mood. I like having to focus on the road.



Have a good one mate. It is a nice day out there. Play some uplifting music.


>tfw find a girl you went to high school with on seeking arrangement

so that's how she's always on "holidays"



Damn Patriarchy making do this!



Is that website any good?



>so that's how she's always on "holidays"

Send her a message asking what her odometer reads.


You are better off alone than paying some woman to pretend to like you.



Meh, as long as everyone concerned walks away with sticky genitals it's all good



She'd pretty sticky after all that holidaying


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Walk away from (Our) exchange refreshed!




>tfw no Dan tokens to exchange till tuesday



Time to get on the cash train

>Annual Percentage Rate based on the loan terms selected: 110.38%




Neither a borrower nor a lender be


File: 50d55dfd21982d1⋯.png (208.16 KB, 949x764, 949:764, ClipboardImage.png)

So you're a suspected criminal in 13th-century England. What are you options?



>drink some ancient goon and have a medieval wank in the woods.



If only there was some island continent out there to dump all this criminal scum.


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imagine medieval knights and abbos



I'd bet my money on the knights



They'd have believed Boong Wizard was an actual wizard though.



Boong Wizard can so do magic.

He turned me into a newt.

I got better



What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?



A swallowing aboriginal or a swallowing pajeet ?


File: be74a9c7a2b0e45⋯.png (829.73 KB, 886x451, 886:451, what-is-best-in-life-corre….png)



Archie should have gone to pound town on those fine bitches.



>What is best in life?

Too live in a comic book world full of well behaved white people.



in Hongkas while wearing your Rolex Man On The Moon?



>tfw my only enemy is myself



just take it to the salvos so some abos can get a nice new console for their birthday this year



frogs don't have fur mate



Man on the moon is an Omega.


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Archie goes on an epic rant here. Watch from the 9 minute mark.

I was impressed. He had a manic gleam in his eye. It was a great example of NEET mental illness escaping the body. You can actually see it.



Goon morning.



Why is he a drinking a $800 wine?


>You can actually see it.

That will be a beautiful court case.



He is probably drinking red goon out of an old Penfolds bottle.



You could fill a room with goon for that price



>He is probably drinking red goon out of an old Penfolds bottle.

Sounds likely.


You could kill many NEETs with the volume of goon in that room.



I reckon you're correct. Sediment starts to collect where the bottle neck joins on when you pour those heavy old reds. His bottle looked clean.




That's only 320 L. That would half fill a bath maybe


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Back from a ride up in the mountains, relaxing with a treat from Dan's, recorded a vidya for you guys, will upload it later.



Welcome back. I look forward to that video.


First hangover all year

Asshole is taking a grog big beating





Craig's revenge.



Went with the misso, I'm a bit buggered now. I feel a little better.




Cool, cheers/



Welcome home.



Thank you dear NEET.


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>Meanwhile at NK's


30 degrees today in Shitbourne, feeling bored NEETs


File: 299e679cda41072⋯.jpg (49.08 KB, 640x431, 640:431, 03_tahlia.jpg)

What happened to Tahlia? That whore disappeared, I was planning on watching her youtube videos but it's gone.



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please no

tahlia should come live with me in northern california. It's a nice place I promise.



I don't believe she's a fan of cold and dark places m8


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Should I keep shaving or stop now ?



Looks good bro, no need to keep going.



Perfect m8



Keep going.



Shave the top, keep the side


File: 61d3670dd0eda1c⋯.mp4 (1.02 MB, 424x264, 53:33, 1545859840538.mp4)


rate this finnish guy



This is the NEET general, not the Posting about underage girls general



Craig: Origins



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would the BO allow a tahlia thread?



Only NEET generals are allowed.



Is she a green frog?



m8 shes got her own fukin board



and what a beautiful board it has turned into



It's being spammed with aborigine pornography. Tbh I am quite interested in Australian aborigines but not like that.



>I am quite interested in Australian aborigines

Words nobody has ever said before



>Tbh I am quite interested in Australian aborigines

What interests you about them?



Big Boong Cock



They're kinda like the marsupials of Humans, that is pretty interesting tbh. I will find a study about them and read it tomorrow.


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Who needs the shit ?




post nazi salute



Draw a face on the back of your head



It'll polish up nicely!


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See you soon!



what is this sorcery


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Dan's magic m8



More like Dan's illegally acquired digits

You will be hearing from Boong Wizard's lawyer



Looking good m8, I shave my head once a month, the gf says I look mean af every time I shave it.




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Hey Dan cuz, that goon was fuckin' tasty


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>Hey Dan cuz, that goon was fuckin' tasty

Thanks cuz.


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Have you broken bad? Are you cooking meth?

You should borrow one of Weber's fedoras to complete the look.


Been fighting with the misso all day, everythings getting on my nerves



You are a drunken no-hoper you are lucky she can tolerate you at all.


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Well …. I'm not cooking meth



Try and chill out a bit, address what is upsetting her.





Is that you 10K?




He's been cranky all day.


Rude cranky NEETs missing out on their beauty sleep.



I never get enough sleep

Is that why I'm cranky and ugly ?



>Is that why I'm cranky


>and ugly ?

You need to visit Dan for some self improvement.



Cone head.



Did you just tell me to have a cone ?

Oh, well, if I must


File: 67ce733850b5dcc⋯.jpg (28.39 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1494647586556[1].jpg)


>You need to visit Dan for some self improvement

The self improvement will be temporary


The girly has a delicious curry simmering on the stove.



Did you skin the pajeet before you started cooking him?



Of course.



What sort of curry?



tbh she's easier on the eyes than the abo porn and literal shit posting that is the meat and potatoes of this place


Ausneets wishes you luck in your fight against cancer


If you can keep it going long enough, it will be permanent.



Your eyes are just weak and uncultured, neet



Beef vindaloo.



If she loved you she would make a fish tikka entree.



>Fish curry

Never tried it, had plenty of chicken tikka's though.


fish tickler entry



The way I've had it, it's basically little fish nuggets done in semi-dry kind of way. Good stuff.



I've seen it on the menu at pajeet restaurants but have never been game to try it.


I can't enjoy foreign food any more I think too much about the poor hygiene practices of the people who make it.


Made a couple of steak sangas for tea. Good stuff.



He's open seven (7) days a week for (You)!



Depends where you go. At Jasmin the Adelaide CBD, the people who work there are posher than me.


High class pajeets.


good to see the gens quality is still as shit as my life.

pick it up boys, else i might kill myself.



>a couple

One is the correct portion size.



Who knows what goes on behind closed doors though.



*slams bedroom door loudly*



You have added nothing except angsty suicide threats. Lift your game.



This is emotional blackmail and we will not tolerate it.


Speaking of vindaloo, just shat my guts out for the 3rd time today



This forum has transcended low quality suicidal ideation. We are on a higher plane now. Begone.


Pappadams frying

Curry sizzling

A feast awaits



Big poo?


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Every rope is a virgin until it's used m8


Does dan have any wine for 4 bucks?

Asking for a friend



He has long necks. Find some change and get it to $9 for some goon.



You have fallen short of Dan' price range, but worry not, hock your mummybot's TV and other accessories at your local cash converters for a good price, or why not try one of your local pay day lenders for a loan with only 200% interest.



Cashies always comes to the rescue. He could get a good six pack if he finds the right item to hock.



They will pay him a generous 20% of its value.




On Monday he can apply for an advanced payment to continue the cycle.



Wait until you find our what the wagies do with the bananas you buy



What if he gets into mummybot jewellery?



Goon is not allowed to be that cheap because it would be fatal to the aboriginal population



Is that really a bad thing?


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If you can muster up another 19 cents, you can get a can of fat little lamb. 2.6 standard drinks.


File: b79f5488d7243b9⋯.png (2.58 KB, 212x359, 212:359, 45345345.PNG)


Dayines and Moyphies finance Ltd can help any NEET in need of a quick loan.



He needs to get Grindr and work for "rewards".



Just go to one of those drive-through bottle shops, steal something, and run really fast.



Do you really want NK to keep posting the same flip phone quality aboriginal porn for eternity?


Another retard dead at a music festival. The media needs to start lampooning these idiots instead of banging on about pill testing.


What happened with that NEET who was on grindr the other night? I forgot to ask.


In the NEETgen

Yes, you can sail the seven seas

In the NEETgen

Yes, you can put your mind at ease

In the NEETgen

Come on people, fall an' make a stand

In the NEETgen, in the NEETgen

Can't you see we need a hand

In the NEETgen

Come on, protect the motherland

In the NEETgen

Come on and join your fellow man

In the NEETgen

Come on people and make a stand

In the NEETgen, in the NEETgen, in the NEETgen, oh



Shaming drug use is very offensive to drug using australians though mate, we can't have that



Pill testing could have saved him/her tbh.



Carry a handgun is illegal too, but we don't see calls for handgun testing.



Nobody made them take a pill.



i dont get why they dont make it legal and just make money from it tbh



>Come on people, fall an' make a stand

That isn't the line.



It's pretty evident that people are going to take drugs going to such venues, just have testing booths/areas, they should be legal tbh, pure MDMA is very safe.






It's probably the shitty music causing the drug problem. Should probably ban that tbh.



blame the site i took the lyrics from


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Evolution in action



ban teenagers while we're at it



That's possible, I've taken MDMA and other MDA-derivatives before and being at an electro music festival is the last place I'd want to be while under the influence of such drugs.



In the space of 10 minutes NEETs have solved another serious social issue. That wasn't hard was it?



Max needs to add Prime Minister to the list of WFD duties


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File: e30d2cc9144693c⋯.jpg (34.74 KB, 640x477, 640:477, tec4queun3a21.jpg)

This normie meme holds truth. No wonder I lost the will to live very early in life.



iirc no one in high school was talking about getting bootleg ak47s. they were talking about the latest poppers though



>posher than me.

Nobody's posher than you.


Fetal NK Sydrome



You could just use VCR head cleaning liquid.


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Someone has leaked the secret NEET Council handshake.



Thank you. It is very disconcerting having a boomer poojeeta speak to you in a high class British accent though.



NOS works better and its cheaper



Not when I went to school, kiddo.


These pleb NEETs that can't distinguish fedora "classiness" from true poshness.



The wankers shake.



What are you even banging on about?



OH !

So THAT's why that NEET keeps grabbing my crotch



Bend her over the desk and sodomise her to assert dominance.



If you had just grabbed back you would be on the council now.



I know that feel. My daddybot never learned the art of patience


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Neither did mine, but I used to just push him over the edge when he got like that.



Add a shower and you've got the average neet after a council audition



The origin of RapeDad?



sad pepe is sad



They would be too sore too sit.


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He never did that, but he'd start ranting and raving about me being useless at helping and I'd be all "take a chill pill, Gargamel" and he'd going fucking spastic.



NK: Origin.



It's arousing just thinking about it.


I remember when the NEET Council was there to help and encourage NEETs in good works,fellowship and charitable deeds.

Now it's all about taxes,buttsex and aboriginal prostitutes.

When will this madness end ?



Madness that the but sex tax is too high?




They were in the basement of a place I used to work, so I'd go there without a booking in my hoodie and jeans and she would look at me so disapprovingly but then smile and find me a table.



I drove through the barossa today and thought of him as I passed Schilds winery.



Clive Palmer is making a push for the NEET Council.



Madness that it's a choice of a bazillion tendies and 600L of goon or get buggered by all the council.

It used to be 12 tendies and a goon once a year.



You're talking to him. I think?


Amerifat here,

I like this board and you aussie shit posters.

Can I join? I promise I'll assimilate unlike those Chinese you got.



Beg some more



>I'll assimilate unlike those Chinese you got.

>first post

>political undertones

Nah, it's ok. Close the door on the way out.



How many niggers have you lynched?



Lurk for 6 months and then we'll talk.



I think so?



Do you have any attractive womenfolk in your household ?



So why were you thinking about me in the third person?



He's been playing too much vidya and he got confused


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Dad was right to be angry.



Neglecting his other special friend too then. Typical.



Only 80s NEETs will understand.



This is why possum does come here anymore.


2L of Chardy

Gearin up for a night of prime domestic abuse



It will be in third person when I remember when I did.



Did you give your anus a name?


File: f9be37da52c7dac⋯.png (353.06 KB, 600x487, 600:487, fat american pepe.png)



come on don't be dicks


20, 15 boys and 5 women


I'm a fast learner


No, i live alone


File: 00d20c51cdb2661⋯.png (275.54 KB, 500x700, 5:7, ClipboardImage.png)



Were the sexy poojeeta's there when you worked there?



Are you in employment, education, or training?


File: 2ff3567bdfb9a7a⋯.webm (8.78 MB, 640x360, 16:9, exploding chair.webm)

You are sitting on a time bomb



I'm in college

work during the summer



The restaurant employed white 20-somethings. The family who owned it were colonial poojeets. My place of employment did not hire poojeets. Well they hired one, but I stopped talking to him after I got told off. I realised he had never heard of goatse, tubgirl, meatspin, etc, so I spent a week or so ruining his mornings.



What are you studying at college?

What work do you do in the summer?



Eletrical enginnering

worked for my dad at an elertoical contracting company but might work somewhere else



>tfw comfy, non-butt-raping, cushioned 4 legged wooden/steel chair.



I use a kitchen chair. Fuck office chairs.



I have a CEO-type chair at home and in the office. I stole the work one from a manager's office and he was too pussy to ask for it back.



How many years of college do you have left?



Why don't you live on campus?








oh shit misread because it's hard to see because I'm so fat


The college was near i lived when i lived with my father

He has some properties so he'll let me live in a house soon when it gets fixed.


Can I justify spending $1500 buying an air conditioner and having it installed?



violent neet revolution when?




Yes. What sort are you thinking? Split type (strip inside, box outside) or what?



wait, can you afford it, do you own the place and is it hot there?




are you a freshman?

Are you 19?

<tfw old and lurker here for like a year+



NO, then you will not get the pleasure of the first drop of sweat dripping down your butt crack



Do you have a good relationship with your Mummybot?



Mitsubishi Avanti® 2.5kW Reverse Cycle Split System Air Conditioner



People lurk here? What a bunch of weird cunts


File: e9569e1b844ed96⋯.jpg (471.06 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, IMG_0957.JPG)


Yes, a/c is maximum comfy.


File: 2c0221458d04a23⋯.jpg (200.52 KB, 1128x1200, 47:50, oreilly.jpg)



tbh the reverse timezone is comfy and a lot of your shenanigans are pretty relatable to neets in seppoland.



What's installation likely to cost?

I need to install a couple of split systems at some point. I only have an old 70's Chrysler wall unit in my lounge room. In a testament to old shit though, it still works just fine.



I can almost see NKs eyes



>What's installation likely to cost?

About $700 it looks like.



They don't have anything like our NK in America.



Don't you guys just not have welfare for young single men?



Sounds about right, I paid 500 or so well over a decade ago



for the most part our system is aimed at the uh, protected classes, yeah.

most of us leech off relatives.



You have to knock up a string of babymommas and then leech of them. they get the welfare because they have kids. You do a circuit of several of them to make a living and have a roof over your head.


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If you can genuinely afford it (not just this week, but for months to come) and have permission to do so, go for it.



>Chrysler wall unit

got a pic?





File: 63f062de370232c⋯.jpg (39.96 KB, 500x752, 125:188, jamesk_acid-monkey_38572.jpg)



>tfw no melting walls



Did he poo in the kitchen?



> I'm so fat

Post your elbow.



He wont get a ducted one for that.



Ducted looks like it's more expensive, and less efficient, than just having split systems in the rooms that need it.



> it's hard to see because I'm so fat

A foreign contender for nurgle 2019 perhaps? this would be excellent for the councils diversity quotas.



How tall are you and how much do you weigh?



He would be an international representative.



A diplofat



Those little split systems can cool half a house, they're not bad. Get some thick blinds too to keep the sun out.



International executives

We multinational conglomeration board now



>How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

uh, why?

I'm not the amerifatneet




You need to stop posting until the new seppo has been vetted.



kk frendo


Extreme seppo vetting



Build the wall! Build the wall! Build the wall!


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i lurked here for about a week before i started posting.



> I wanked here for about a week before I started posting




Good lord this show has aged terribly.



Yeah, I started watching it after I posted it. Better to remember just catchphrases and fragments.



That and it was digitised with a potato.


Watched The Sisters Brothers this afternoon. Was a decent flick.



>tfw your Dad is a modern day boomer varient of Ted Bullpitt




It could be worse.


It could always be much worse.



I wish Ted Bullpitt were my dad


I think my ex killed herself guys. I found out when it was too late.



Did this just happen?



Did she trip in front of a car as she said good bye to you?



I didn't read the post until an hour ago, I fell asleep for a bit. She isn't picking up her phone or anything. Regardless, I hope she is alright




Before you go to bed, get on your knees and look up into the sky. Have a wank to honour her memory.




took me a while.


I wonder if my invasion into >>>/tahlia/ caused this. Really makes you wonder.

Time for a goon m80s.



Why don't you ever let us know how you are?

Some of us are worried sick about you.


How do you guys know it's her? Also, stop reading r9k, nothing good ever comes of that place.



He's fine.



Fuck you and your discord. I care but not enough to go there.


I don't think my body can take much more degeneracy. I wish I had dexis in moments like these…






I have Killer bad style.



Why would that matter?

This girl threatens suicide all the time. She is nuts.



I told her to have a wank

4chan told me You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.



I try and post anonymously because I don't like shitting up the board with drama. I made an exception for this.


I've been over that house a few times, that is the flooring and I recognize the cupboard.



She could use a good wank.



May be I pushed the orbiters over the edge and this is the chain reaction impact of their pathetic orbiting?



Bless your kind soul.



The whole tabitha thing does shit up the board, you should drop her.

I would on the other hand like to hear about how your mum is going and how/if you are progressing with your licence and job.



No doubt she could to destress, especially after using all of those cleaning products.



>if you are progressing with your licence and job

This would be good.



You should see the other board, I really shitted it up over my love of boong porn.



I have seen it, it was ok but it don't impress me much ah ah.


I want a nice comfy new thread pls



It needs to be a cheesy life update thread.


Suicide is pretty strange its not as if you are getting rid of your pain but merely transferring it to other people



Very well put.



no, incorrect


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Some people just cannot cope with this world, sometimes I don't blame them.





Very cheeky.

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