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The bored four Aussie neats
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File: d606c48ad14d5a0⋯.png (267.95 KB, 492x472, 123:118, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.207246

Seems like a stupid idea but I guess we can't change our nature.

You better invite us all.

OLD >>206496

 No.207263

Help a NEET out. Smear your soothing lotion all over a bum rash.


 No.207264

Ahem, I believe we were promised a drugs thread ?


 No.207265

>>207264

Ahem, no one made that post into a pepe. Lazy NEETs have only themselves to blame.


 No.207266

>>207265

Ahem, yeah well ….

YOUR MUMMYBOT IS FAT !!


 No.207267

>>207266

thats a bit rude


 No.207268

>>207264

We've got one going, but the rest of the neets said you weren't cool enough to be invited. sorry


 No.207269

>>207266

Ahem, yeah well you still kissed her.


 No.207270

>>207269

Ahem , yeah well, ahem

*8Is she busy tonight ?**


 No.207271

File: 01d6a94207b1b8f⋯.png (82.96 KB, 308x300, 77:75, ClipboardImage.png)

>>207268

>Make me check the catalogue.


 No.207272

>>207270

She will be free as long as you leave tendies and goon in the fridge.


 No.207273

My dentist trip was ok. It was painful though. My teeth are not good, I got the stains from the back of my lower teeth removed. They've been there for ages since I smoked.


 No.207274

File: 0f9602b740485ae⋯.png (13.83 KB, 492x475, 492:475, Pepeadour.png)

>>207272

Done deal m80


 No.207275

File: c1d7b2fbfeecbd7⋯.png (822.38 KB, 807x545, 807:545, MummybotTax.png)

>>207274

It should be noted that she may need a clean. It has been a busy week for her.


 No.207276

>>207275

That's ok , I'm used to sloppy sevenths with her.


 No.207277

>>207276

>sevenths

!!

One of you owe me a pack of tendies!


 No.207278

I wish I knew how to record gameplay directly to USB.

Another day of escapism on the Xbox One, how long can I keep this up guys?


 No.207279

Poor magpies sitting outside in the heat.


 No.207280

Fuck I love drugs


 No.207281


 No.207282

>>207278

Would it just be a HDMI input recorder and ensuring your computer has the appropriate software?


 No.207283

>>207280

Have a dexi


 No.207284

That tenderloin worked out good. Just sliced it and ate it with some coleslaw.


 No.207285

>>207284

sounds nice


 No.207286

>>207282

Pretty much anything should work once there's an image on the screen.


 No.207287

>>207284

>no pics


 No.207288

>>207282

I figured it out.

No need for that, the Xbox One can record gameplay on the console itself.


 No.207289

>>207287

it looked much like the article


 No.207290

>>207288

you should finger hex in your xbox


 No.207291

>>207289

The article is not from you.


 No.207292

>>207291

I'll post a garlic bread picture tomorrow.


 No.207293

>>207292

That is not as good as a tenderloin but it will do. Thank you.


 No.207294

Time for a shower beer to calm my nerves before the first cone


 No.207295

>>207294

have a shampoo wank


 No.207296

>>207295

Demand real poo!


 No.207297

>>207296

Real poo is expensive these days.

I just buy the cheap indian stuff and hope no-one notices


 No.207298


 No.207299

>>207297

>hope no-one notices

We do.


 No.207300

File: 8e8fe7feaff98a5⋯.png (7.78 KB, 509x619, 509:619, 1492235198388[1].png)

>>207299

>tfw caught out with inferior poo


 No.207301

File: 680e24cb0ba93be⋯.png (19.27 KB, 644x251, 644:251, pajeetsounds.PNG)

Did you know if you have a server on the internet pajeets and chinks will try to hax you within minutes?


 No.207302

>>207301

Yes.

Install fail2ban or similar. Or ignore it and just keep shit up to date.


 No.207303

>>207264

Love is the most destructive drug of all, neet


 No.207304

pajeets and chinks

pajeets and chinks

Hacking your server

And your street stinks

pajeets and chinks

pajeets and chinks

smelling real bad

and stealing your drinks


 No.207305

File: f78d10305c34413⋯.jpg (50.5 KB, 640x393, 640:393, Inspirational.jpg)

Temp job ended before new year's and looking for job's atm but seems like business has yet to pick up *does anybody know when it does?*. Back to NEETdom for a while lads but it might give me some time to restart a writing routine.


 No.207306

All the neeties in the club

All eyes on us

All eyes on us


 No.207307

>>207306

>All eyes on us

sweatingman.jpeg


 No.207308

>>207305

Fucking forgot how to put spoilers


 No.207309

It would probably be quite horrible to be covered in eyes


 No.207310

>>207308

2nd half of January jobs start popping up again

Next week or so


 No.207311

>>207305

about now is when job ads start coming in

I applied for my job about this time two years ago


 No.207312

>>207309

Imagine never being able to look away from your bumhole


 No.207313

>>207302

So I learned, this is with fail2ban. Hopefully they don't waste a bunch of bandwidth.

>>207305

welcome back fren


 No.207314

I have decided to quest to win myself a fat girl in the coming months.

Or possibly even a non fat one but let's be realistic

Wish me luck NEETs, I'm gonna give fatgf2019 a mad try


 No.207315

I'm back from a month long cone binge, it was december so fuck it I figured. What happened to hue and the commie anime poster. Does possum post here again?


 No.207316

>>207312

Sounds like being a politician


 No.207317

>>207314

I wonder where your standards will be come this time next year


 No.207318

>>207315

It turned out hue and nofun were both weird personalities of Webers.

He kidnapped Karen and molested her in a cave in Brazil for a few days but then hues granny and some tough NEETs rescued her.

Although we haven't seen her since apart from probable impostors.

>NEET NEWS


 No.207319

>>207310

Thanks NEET-kun.


 No.207320

>>207318

This is a lie.


 No.207321

>>207318

I get the feeling there is a truth buried in this post.


 No.207322

>>207318

Another fun fact is that 5 different NEETs have scored goals in the 8chan cup, for a total of 7 over two games, Monk and Possum has scored two, while HueNEET, Dan Murphy and Cruisey only got 1


 No.207323

>>207320

Bits of it is true


 No.207324

>>207321

The truth is that Hues granny kidnapped HueNEETs karen doll and raped it


 No.207325

>>207323

Well the first sentence isn’t.


 No.207326

>>207324

That's possible, Hue's granny does have a HUGE cock


 No.207327

>>207322

Weber showed up in a uniform graphic, but doesn’t appear onfield.


 No.207328

>>207325

*NEET NEWS makes no claims as to the accuracy of our reports


 No.207329

>Karen offers discount sexual favors

>the most notoriously degenerate neets (that can't get it by other means) mysteriously go missing

hmm


 No.207330

>>207328

Just like the big bois.


 No.207331

>>207329

Hang on, are you suggesting …..

that hue and nofun are subjecting Karen to horrific double penetrations repeatedly


 No.207332

>>207331

I am in fact suggesting the opposite of that


 No.207333

>>207317

If he can hold out for a couple more years he may nominate himself to be the communalGF.


 No.207334

>>207322

Monk is best player tbh, rivaled only by bane. Hitler is close too.

>>207324

Pics or it didn't happen.


 No.207335

>>207326

And that HUGE cock is Weber


 No.207336

>>207332

That Karen is dicking nofun and hue ?

Yeah, I'd believe that.


 No.207337

>>207313

You can also change the port from 22 to something random. That’s security through obscurity, but it will cut down on traffic.


 No.207338

>>207336

Karen is NK and that explains the two dicks.


 No.207339

>>207338

I think i missed this part of NK lore


 No.207340

>>207339

Would you really be surprised to find out he dresses up as a jap schoolgirl ?


 No.207341

>>207340

R.A.P.E tech


 No.207342

>>207340

I would be disappointed if he didn't


 No.207343

>>207337

The one other guy who uses the server might not appriciate that.

>>207340

I wouldn't be suprised if any NEET does that.


 No.207344

I used to get my ex to wear her old school uniform

She was mid 20s then


 No.207345


 No.207346

>>207345

It's one of my best memories tbh


 No.207347

24 degrees today in Shitbourne, got on the beers pretty hard last night and woke up at 2pm like a boong, then just sat in bed for the next few hours, might go somewhere for a walk soon.


 No.207348

>>207344

>tfw will never know this kind of degeneracy


 No.207349

3 degrees here today in frozen wasteland, power was out for 3 days and it came back on so I took a shower then it went off while I was in the shower.


 No.207350

>>207334

Hitler's team is unfortuantally out

and at the moment /bmn/'s Pres E Dent is leading the goal tally

Though most teams have another game to play so a solid golden boot pick might be NEETKing since /unna/ looks to go at a minimum to the semis and are probably the favorite to win atm


 No.207351

i still haven't got a message from clive

feels bad man


 No.207352

>>207351

me either


 No.207353

>>207351

>>207352

I told you guys he'd just use you for sex


 No.207354


 No.207355

>>207353

We can change him


 No.207356

>>207331

Hue just used us all for validation until he found somewhere else to stroke his ego. I suggest we forget the dumb brown spanish cunt


 No.207357

>tfw used by hue to stroke


 No.207358

>>207350

50 (You)s on monk scoring 3 goals the next game.

>>207356

SAMP was fun.


 No.207359

>>207357

#MeToo


 No.207360

Was 42 degrees earlier. Walk about to take the dog for a walk, stepped into full sunlight and it's still blasting. Noped and went back inside. Killing time for another hour maybe.


 No.207361

Nathan

Edman

Ethan

Thomas

im sure someone here is called this.


 No.207362


 No.207363

>>207359

Vet Harry and David Attenborough are fucking lucky animals can't talk. #MeToo would be insane if they could.


 No.207364

>>207361

WTF is Edman?


 No.207365

>>207361

>Nathan

Wasn't that what someone speculated NK's name was?


 No.207366

>>207364

>Edman

a swedish surname


 No.207367

>>207365

Nigel.


 No.207368

>>207367

or Neville. Abbos used to all be called Neville.


 No.207369

>>207363

I bet they were in league with Burke


 No.207370

>>207369

He just planted Rosemary in her back garden.


 No.207371

File: 45f411554af2053⋯.jpg (362.28 KB, 2197x1463, 2197:1463, Nigel-Farage.jpg)

>>207367

I wish and have a smile like this!


 No.207372

>>207368

Ted Bullpit had two concrete abbos called Neville and Spearchucker.

He was claiming dole money for them.


 No.207373

>>207365

I think it would be Archibald, or Augustus


 No.207374

>>207373

Electric Motur or Abarham Lincoln (both first names)


 No.207375

>>207373

>Archibald, or Augustus

Both good recommendations.


 No.207376

>>207370

Burke liked to leave his seed round the back I heard


 No.207377

>>207375

I think he meant it as one name


 No.207378

>>207375

>>207373

I've always thought NK was a Fabian


 No.207379

>>207375

Frederick for his second name


 No.207380

>>207367

Fucking legend.


 No.207381

>>207379

Anymore British and he'll start shitting the queen.


 No.207382

>Archibald Frederick Wagyl Goonstein


 No.207383

File: e6ce79be9f02b1f⋯.jpg (40.28 KB, 685x380, 137:76, o-NIGEL-FARAGE-LAUGHING-fa….jpg)


 No.207384


 No.207385

>>207378

We discussed the Frankfurt School yesterday. We are NOT going to be discussing the Fabian Society today, Mr!


 No.207386

i believe NKs name is

Unno

Neville

Nigel

Augustus


 No.207387

File: e9d9c7705611056⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 7.32 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-12-20 07.10.05.jpg)

>>207300

Your not alone


 No.207388

>>207381

Oh my, maybe he is the bastard child from Prince Charles?


 No.207389

>tfw no special sounding boong name


 No.207390

File: a53a552ad03baa7⋯.jpg (59.83 KB, 500x333, 500:333, nigel.jpg)

>>207383

>tfw a hard brexit is incoming


 No.207391

>>207387

>saving poo pics


 No.207392

>>207387

7.32 MB, that was a slow loading poo picture.


 No.207393

File: 022989a9e7bea56⋯.jpg (82.9 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Farage_smiling.jpg)


 No.207394

>>207340

That's how I lure in lonely neets into the dumpster


 No.207395

File: 57028ddf5a38326⋯.png (670.26 KB, 979x607, 979:607, palmer.png)

>>207355

Clive is already at the pinnacle of human development


 No.207396


 No.207397

>>207395

That's a lot of pies

>tfw impressed


 No.207398

>>207394

You silly little slut


 No.207399

>>207395

the executive we NEED!


 No.207400

>>207397

He needs every crumb to survive!


 No.207401

>>207399

You're not wrong.

An exec that can eat 36 pies has got my vote


 No.207402

>>207397

skellie detected


 No.207403

>>207402

Ya, I doubt I could eat more than 4 or 5 pies


 No.207404

>>207401

He meets our political objectives!


 No.207405

>>207401

there only the little party pies


 No.207406

>>207405

He is the party m8


 No.207407

File: f8de78d0b07f3fc⋯.png (485.45 KB, 884x899, 884:899, f8de78d0b07f3fc43212c03832….png)

>>207340

>dresses up as a jap schoolgirl

There were people at my anime club at uni who used to do that. they were all guys


 No.207408

Vote for Clive !

And he'll come round with a 6 pack and some pies


 No.207409

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>207383

This is what I was on about.

NK's theme song.


 No.207410

>>207407

That is scary


 No.207411

>>207407

I wouldn't join that club tbh.


 No.207412

>>207407

fagneet?


 No.207413

>>207412

I think john said he first got gangbanged at anime club


 No.207414

The armies are lining up. Who will win the coming civil war in the United States?


 No.207415

>>207414

It's been kind of fun seeing both sides sperg out so much


 No.207416

>>207414

the chinese


 No.207417

>>207414

What? nobody told me there was a war happening. Unless you mean mass spergouts.


 No.207418

>>207365

Yep, Nathan King


 No.207419


 No.207420

this thread has slowed down like a NEET up a slight hill


 No.207421

>>207420

hehehe


 No.207422

Car bomb just went off in Paris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFREQO1J_ZM


 No.207423

Sacre bleu!


 No.207424

sacred blue!


 No.207425

sack blood!


 No.207426

>>207422

>Paris

basically the beirut of europe at this point


 No.207427

>>207426

I love diversity.


 No.207428

>>207422

At least it wasn't a fully semi auto assault rifle.


 No.207429

>>207422

i believe we should ban cars in australia mainly because i dont have my license but thats not important


 No.207430

just a simple gas explosion

Funny how gas explosions never seemed to happen before turbo diversity. Guess the enrichment and diverse food corrodes gas fittings and provides a nearby spark.


 No.207431

>>207429

>tfw he has never had the pleasure of owning a rape mobile


 No.207432

>>207429

i believe we should ban any adult who's so low agency as to not have a licence


 No.207433

>>207430

Tbf it does happen, concrete building near me was leveled by a gas explosion.


 No.207434

>>207431

>>207432

Well i am technically on my L's


 No.207435

>>207432

This tbh. Licenceless manchildren should not be treated as adults. No welfare, no internet porn etc.


 No.207436

>>207433

Yep nobody said it never happens. Similarly, I know of two 20 something broads who've blown up their BBQ gas cyclinders, one of whom seriously erased the eyebrows off her face.

Just seems like europe has a staggering increase in these things always in highly populated sections of cities if one were to believe the narrative.


 No.207437

File: 1c4040e4f5bcbf1⋯.jpg (132.8 KB, 768x511, 768:511, 000_Par8068877.jpg)

>>207427

How do you say 'Diversity is our strength!' in french?


 No.207438

>>207436

There's also a difference between a barbecue gas bottle and plumbed-in gas mains exploding. I think there is something to the powers that be writing off amateur bomb attempts as gas explosions.


 No.207439

>>207437

''Macron pute à juif'


 No.207440

>>207436

Only gas cylinder accident I saw was a guy that burned his hand changing a bottle over. Cold burn from the residual gas.


 No.207441

>>207440

Yeah, generally they just vent if you manage to set them alight. Even the big welding bottles have a sacrificial plug that melts. They can still move like a rocket, but explosions are practically non-existent.


 No.207442

File: f79021ea0a3e356⋯.png (752.68 KB, 750x563, 750:563, ClipboardImage.png)

Bigger than the average prankster lighting his farts on fire kind of explosion


 No.207443


 No.207444

File: 746745afd9b7220⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, 06265bd3605a69cfc2a183d492….png)

File: 03335f4bf9d9a93⋯.png (817.69 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, b2915ccc396bcc9b1cff42c783….png)

File: b7552fa3d99d4cb⋯.png (748.19 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, c3b7f20729a7d32a31ac50aa8b….png)

gas leak?


 No.207445

>>207440

Great for beer though, pick up a co2 fire extinguisher if you ever see one used. You can explode a can of beer in 10 seconds from insta-freezing it.


 No.207446

>>207445

one trick I heard of, but never tried was to bury some in sand, douse the sand in petrol, then light it. there's supposed to be some kind of heat exchange. probably just a myth.


 No.207447

>>207444

Judging from the pictures, there was no explosion.

That's just what Paris looks like on a regular day.


 No.207448


 No.207449

File: 2da431c92d4f1f3⋯.png (990.39 KB, 1024x437, 1024:437, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.207450

>>207446

I used to be able to buy dry ice at the store before they cucked out and stopped selling it. You fill up a bowl with alcohol (ammonia or acetone works too) and put some dry ice in it. Poor mans liquid nitrogen. You can actually freeze a drink too quick and the co2 seperates out and it explodes, that's what happens with the fire extinguisher too.

I haven't tried the sand thing either though.


 No.207451

>>207450

Used to just put dry ice and water in a coke bottle and screw the lid on. Quite loud.


 No.207452

>>207443

The Astra really gets a workout around Australia


 No.207453

>>207441

That's sad. They explode so nicely in computer games.


 No.207454

drunk munchies kicking in

cooking a garlic bread


 No.207455

>>207454

It's only a matter of time before the gooning


 No.207456

NK do you look back on your better poos and chant "next time, just like that" out loud?


 No.207457

>>207456

he has a whole before, during, and after ritual


 No.207458

>>207457

What's the before ritual?


 No.207459


 No.207460

>>207459

>More boys and girls report engaging in anal sex in heterosexual scenarios, with both viewing it as just “what happens” and the norm.

Hot!


 No.207461

>>207442

Looks like a Battlefield map


 No.207462

>>207459

>>207460

Anal sex is now the norm yet i still havent even kissed a girl.


 No.207463

>>207459

very sex negative!


 No.207464

>>207462

a kiss isn't something you give just anybody!


 No.207465


 No.207466

>>207454

same here but I'm not drunk just fat


 No.207467

>>207466

i'm both friend


 No.207468

>>207462

You can kiss RapeNEET tonight, he'll wear that Japense school girl uniform J U S T for you!


 No.207469

>>207467

You're an overachiever neeto


 No.207470

>>207437

Quarter Pounder with Cheese


 No.207471

>>207470

A Royale with cheese?


 No.207472

>>207470

I just shot Marvin in the face


 No.207473

>>207470

>with Cheese

:(


 No.207474

>>207473

i wonder if he'll ever tell us if he played hide teh sausage with you know who


 No.207475

>>207474

Your mother, yes.


 No.207476

homoerotic NEET moonlight frolic


 No.207477

heterosexual NEET rampage


 No.207478

>>207476

that's four words you boong


 No.207479

yikes


 No.207480

does that bouchard tennis girl have a bf? might try her for gf2019


 No.207481

premature NEET marriage proposal


 No.207482

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.207483


 No.207484

>>207443

Maybe she was stealing from dans


 No.207485

File: ce8418078322a39⋯.png (151 KB, 220x326, 110:163, ClipboardImage.png)

Just watched Bad Times at the El Royale, was pretty good. Well worth a watch.


 No.207486

File: aed63f6c5cb7cad⋯.jpg (118.29 KB, 811x811, 1:1, 3C2sLb3.jpg)


 No.207487


 No.207488

File: feff1f7a3dcb514⋯.jpg (2.64 MB, 4032x3024, 4:3, IMG_0274.jpg)


 No.207489

morbidly obese NEET chef


 No.207490


 No.207491

>>207489

*Executive NEET chef


 No.207492

>>207456

No I usually just poo and forget


 No.207493

>>207491

*Morbidly executive NEET chef


 No.207494

>>207492

I wish we could forget.


 No.207495

>>207492

Have you ever scrolled through your phones gallery and stopped for a minute to admire a special poo?


 No.207496

>>207493

*Young Clive Palmer NEET chef


 No.207497

>>207495

I pity the NSA agent assigned to NK's cloud bucket.


 No.207498

>>207492

You should start a cult


 No.207499

>>207496

>only one garlic bread

>clive palmer neet

don't think so


 No.207500

>>207496

*Young CliveNEET chef


 No.207501

File: 289f77e452a486a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.01 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2018-06-21 13.24.43.jpg)

>>207495

Every now and then I have a look through the old poos, I'm fond of this one


 No.207502

>>207498

He'd forget about them, they would starve and die.


 No.207503

>>207502

Just like God himself


 No.207504

erotically spatchcocked poultry


 No.207505

>>207501

Get it printed at OffcieWorks on a mug. Get two. One for the bedroom to fill with water for tablets and one for work.


 No.207506

>>207504

>spatchcocked

A very uncomfortable word


 No.207507

>>207504

Much better, thank you.


 No.207508

>>207502

No I'd make them eat the communion poo and dexies, then have a 2 hour wank at church


 No.207509

depraved rape groupie


 No.207510

>>207508

Tomato, tomato.


 No.207511

>>207510

It's called Potato, Tomato. You have to guess which one he's inserting next.


 No.207512

>>207509

Socially acceptable aboriginal orgy


 No.207513

>>207511

He put a watermelon in me


 No.207514

fried chicken insertion


 No.207515

File: b88e6d3d6339aa3⋯.webm (1.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, final_destination.webm)

Suppose China invaades Australia properly and the government surrenders like the compliant little faggots they are. The police and treasonous ASIO believe chinks will pay their pensions. The ADF with it's 2 week fuel reserve, has all of it's logistics raped by the chink IT consultants and militant commie tranny faggot traitors. Chink control goes from stealth to overt in other words.

Would you still be a NEET when the chinks stop your neetbux? Will you transition to productive worker drone for your yellow master? Larp 'tomorrow when the war began' or Red Dawn? What's your plan, if you have one, or what do you imagine you would do?


 No.207516

Low quality political posting


 No.207517

>>207488

It's as good as dominoes aye?


 No.207518

Low quality NEET palate


 No.207519

>>207504

>spatchcocked

Oh my.


 No.207520

>>207515

>Larp 'tomorrow when the war began'

Always dreamt of doing that as a teenager tbh


 No.207521

>>207511

>tomato-tomato

>Used to dismissively suggest that something is a distinction without a difference

>Uses the American English and British English pronunciations of the word tomato. Allusion to George Gershwin's song "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off": "You like tomatoes (/təˈmeɪtoʊz/) and I like tomatoes (/təˈmɑːtoʊz/)".

https://www.yourdictionary.com/tomato-tomato


 No.207522

>>207515

The plan is in any situation like that is the NEET Gen goes to their states designated Dans with plans for a NEET convoy to meet up then in Mildura


 No.207523

>>207522

>make the roadtrip to Joondy Dans

>get raped


 No.207524

A special hello to that really pretty NEET.


 No.207525


 No.207526

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>207522

>Mildura

I'd like to nominate anywhere else


 No.207527

File: 313c846a3d332e6⋯.jpg (764.97 KB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 2019-01-12 18.28.47.jpg)

Just had a big food


 No.207528

>>207527

Have a big wank +/ goon


 No.207529

pudgy NEET feet


 No.207530

File: 4b6608e5ef46a93⋯.jpg (74.42 KB, 1200x678, 200:113, w1200_h678_fmax.jpg)

>>207526

no, we need Craigs help


 No.207531

>>207524

Hello sailor


 No.207532

>>207527

very flamboyant pants


 No.207533

Red NEET rape pants


 No.207534

>>207533

kek, well spotted.


 No.207535

File: 0e22a3ef4d35887⋯.jpg (286.08 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, Hiyotan & Ozeki.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs


 No.207536

>>207535

Gook night.


 No.207537

>>207533

Saturday night is rape night


 No.207538

File: 6a884624ef7a18a⋯.jpg (422.09 KB, 1062x996, 177:166, crikey.jpg)


 No.207539

>>207535

The one on the left.


 No.207540

>>207538

He should have gone in his hat.


 No.207541

>>207535

goodnight smug pepe gook girl poster


 No.207542

>>207538

He's why need someone who can do high quality and quantity poos. Show them how it is done!


 No.207543

There is only one solution to NK's embarrassing poo problem.

He shall have to eat A VEGETABLE


 No.207544

>>207542

Might I suggest making a series of youtube video tutorials on how to create high quality poos? There could be considerable demand, and maybe bux to be earned.


 No.207545

>>207543

Fuck vegetables, feed me goanna


 No.207546

>>207545

Boong deodorant is a sacred creature.


 No.207547

File: 49d235e03730755⋯.png (354.74 KB, 414x331, 414:331, boonglizardbumwoman.png)


 No.207548

Do boongs have souls ?

Animals don't have souls and boongs only got made human in '63 I think.


 No.207549

priapic NEET degenerate


 No.207550

>>207544

That's a good idea, we can has together NK's videos and add Microsoft Sam voice to spice it up.


 No.207551

horny employed aboriginal church goer


 No.207552

>>207547

She must have a clean bumhole


 No.207553

>>207548

They have spirits, like how boong deodorant is probably in a dreamtime story.


 No.207554

>>207552

It's so clean you could eat a lizard out of it


 No.207555

>>207548

boongs can't even spell soul


 No.207556

File: e37943519d95048⋯.jpg (21.67 KB, 436x550, 218:275, images(14).jpg)

Do you see a soul in there?


 No.207557

>>207551

He's a man of Dan until he sins at Craig's when Dan is faithful with his Emu prices.


 No.207558

File: 207ccde9656ffd4⋯.png (1.09 MB, 850x551, 850:551, HairyNoseBoong.png)

>tfw no soul


 No.207559

>>207557

* unfaithful


 No.207560

>>207556

>>207558

They don't have souls, they have spirits which you can see like the fumes from a petrol bowser.


 No.207561

File: 6dfa766a53052bd⋯.jpg (239.4 KB, 961x816, 961:816, SciencePepe.jpg)

>>207560

Hmmm… are these boong spirits flammable ?


 No.207562

>>207561

Some do cause fire in the belly of a consumer, the boong standard can make a messy poo.


 No.207563

>>207561

why do you think boongs never carry their own lighters?


 No.207564

>>207560

>spirits

do they try to drink them?


 No.207565

>>207563

>>207562

If we can trap their spirits we could use them for internal combustion.

Boong powered cars.

Ironically boongs could make petrol obsolete


 No.207566

>>207565

all well and good until your coins get spirited away


 No.207567

>>207564

It's the only way to connect with them. It's a rite of passage


 No.207568

>>207563

It makes them an extreme fire hazard, it's not safe for them.

>>207565

What age it would be to be alive then.


 No.207569

File: fd70ec4d0adf7ee⋯.jpg (72.08 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 1418131736314.jpg)

>>207560

So when boongs sniff petrol they're committing cannibalism?


 No.207570

>>207569

Yes, but to them it's like smelling the old clothes of a person past. Like that women RapeNEET abducted last week and remembering how good she smelt before she was lost to the ocean.


 No.207571

>>207570

I still sleep with her ripped, blood soaked panties underneath my pillow


 No.207572

>>207571

You never wasted a drop of lube. Enjoy your bender.

Goon / Good Night NEETs.


 No.207573

>>207572

Good night rape groupie.


 No.207574

Borderline consensual rape


 No.207575

Wondering the streets of Melbourne drunk


 No.207576

File: e8add8b846dd96e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 154.73 KB, 444x500, 111:125, 1271167302217.jpg)

Watch out for those African Australians


 No.207577

>>207527

We have the same birthday and our bodies look the same.


 No.207578

>>207549

>priapic

Clever dick.


 No.207579

File: 24191be93e06a04⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 40.7 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Dan fucks boong.jpg)

>>207577

Did your mum go to the 1989 joonday rape fest too?


 No.207580

>>207576

please attend your local church in the morn


 No.207581

>tfw tired but if I go to sleep it will be Monday Eve again


 No.207582

>>207579

No but after knocking my mum up and before I was born my dad went to WA and would've got on with the prime unna from Kal.


 No.207583

File: 1c491e3d2a605cd⋯.jpg (102.98 KB, 950x869, 950:869, mindy2.jpg)

>tfw you cant buy these anymore


 No.207584

>>207582

>>207579

Also, he was always going back and forth between WA and SA because he was working on the railline at the time.


 No.207585

>>207583

>mindies banned

>neet videos drastically drop in frequency and quality

Thanks, government


 No.207586

>>207585

>and quality

Who the fucks that directed at?


 No.207587

>>207584

>Cruisey's dad is Dan Murphy


 No.207588

>>207586

A certain aboriginal individual


 No.207589

>>207588

Shire?


 No.207590

>>207589

someone more dardy than that mate


 No.207591

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>207587

Explains the longing I have for the home country.


 No.207592

>>207590

Weber?


 No.207593

My mouse trap that uses those rings for neutering goats got another mouse. I was going to take a photo but some of the sensitive souls could think it's inhumane, which it is. It works almost too good.


 No.207594

Hi everyone


 No.207595

>>207594

Hey Mambo.


 No.207596

>>207595

Nice to meet you fellow NEET


 No.207597

File: 0fd1dd9f3d22242⋯.png (175.64 KB, 851x315, 851:315, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.207598

>>207596

I am full time wagie.


 No.207599

>>207596

Nice to meet you though.

What brings you to our neck of the woods?


 No.207600

>>207594

goodo eveningo neeto


 No.207601

>>207483

Worth a crack

>>207505

Kek, NK do you ever treat your fellow wagies to your collection?

>>207597

Doesn't Dan sell smokes though?


 No.207602

Good night friends.


 No.207603

>>207601

Nah I keep the poos to myself, sometimes I don't spray the toilet with air freshner and blame it on the couriers


 No.207604

Had a nice midnight dinner. It was just crumbed steak and mushrooms but it was nice, made me happy. Have to focus on the good things, no matter how little.


 No.207606

File: 4e8c6d04b7ab1a1⋯.jpg (229.94 KB, 1456x1941, 1456:1941, d0E46epr (1).jpg)

Ffs sake mates neighbour brought the mystery pills around

Geeked out for real


 No.207607

>>207606

Your gonna get raped


 No.207608

>>207599

Was seeking company for coffee time and I found a whole pond full of froggies, thought it was perfect


 No.207609

>>207608

Stick some dead flies to your dick and stick it in the pond, you'll get a blowie you won't believe


 No.207610

>NoongarPedia created as first Wikipedia site in Aboriginal language

https://incubator.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wp/nys/Keny_mia


 No.207611

>>207609

What happens when some idiot makes a new thread and breaks the chain of NEET Generals in the catalog? >>207605


 No.207612

File: 96cee79c42de69d⋯.jpg (18.13 KB, 341x286, 31:26, 0525_-_DaezeJi.jpg)

>>207609

This frog just sucked my dick btw


 No.207613

File: 805a3bab91c483c⋯.png (10.16 KB, 489x423, 163:141, 1468767297001.png)

>>207611

We get scared and wait until it goes away


 No.207614

File: affde25dfc9c169⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1024x671, 1024:671, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.207615

Night Night NEETs


 No.207616

>>207606

Monk you boong

>>207608

I suppose you might be also aware of what we did to your /ita/ yesterday


 No.207618

Good morning, Whos going to church today?


 No.207620

>>207618

Goon / Good Morning NEET. I may be attending the church of Dan.


 No.207621

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Is it not obvious that this man is going to church already dressed up in his suit?


 No.207622

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>207621

Is it not obvious that this man is going to church already dressed up in his suit?


 No.207624

>>207622

He wears more traditional garments.


 No.207625

>>207618

Morning m8, I already had a pray before I got up


 No.207626

File: d1bbffd4e1c048a⋯.png (558.11 KB, 594x521, 594:521, OurShop.png)

This place REALLY wants our business


 No.207627

File: a86b9f13aab4f30⋯.png (671.21 KB, 1374x583, 1374:583, 39764c3b32162600dd093848a5….png)

Is this what we should import for Boongs?


 No.207628

>>207627

They'd Finnish it too quick


 No.207629

>>207625

I to had a wank before i got up


 No.207630

>>207629

Nice. a morning wank really gets you going its like coffee


 No.207631

>>207630

>its like coffee

Having one of those now.


 No.207632

>>207631

Do you grind your own beans?


 No.207633

File: 05d58c714890da8⋯.png (149.34 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 05d58c714890da87347a9d2054….png)

>>207632

It's a coffee from McDonald's


 No.207634

>>207620

>>207618

Good morning friends.


 No.207635

>>207517

Quite similar, yes.

>>207521

I knew what you meant, I was making a joke.

>>207524

Hey babby

>>207592

No.

>>207604

Sounds good.

GOOD MORNING ERRYBODY


 No.207636

>>207635

Morning, you seem to be in a good mood this morning.


 No.207637

>>207633

Maccas coffee always makes me feel sick tbh


 No.207638

>tfw weber starts doing comfy catch up


 No.207639

>>207635

>I was making a joke.

It didn't feel that way…


 No.207640

>>207637

>IKTF

But I need to poo and a coffee get's me going. I was getting breakfast from them and just got a coffee as well.


 No.207641

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.207642

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.207643

>>207642

Hmm, is this furry stuff?


 No.207644

>>207637

Depends which type. Their 'cafe' ones aren't too different to any other coffee shop.


 No.207645

>>207643

>Hmm, is this furry stuff?

There he goes again…


 No.207646

Is Batman a furry ?

He dresses up as a bat and does weird shit.


 No.207647

Is Pepe a furry?

He dresses up as a frog and does weird shit.


 No.207648

>>207647

Pepe is a real frog though

Well, a real fake frog anyway.


 No.207649

File: 777814220dfc10b⋯.png (2.49 KB, 675x22, 675:22, kek.png)

Kek


 No.207650

>tfw computer stuff requires 7 power sockets


 No.207651


 No.207652

>twf one socket


 No.207653

>>207652

Thanks for reminding me of the 3 laptops. That's 10 sockets now.


 No.207654

>>207653

3 laptops seems a bit excessive


 No.207655

>>207654

Two for work (one corporate, one for dodgy stuff), and my personal laptop. The personal one is held together with sticky tape and about to die.


 No.207656

>>207655

Ah, fair enough


 No.207657

>>207653

Your aboriginal porn collection must be immense…


 No.207658

>>207655

>one for dodgy stuff

>>207657


 No.207659

>>207655

I've just got my pc but I run it through an amplifier and it's got a 32" screen so it's my computer/tv/stereo


 No.207660

>>207655

>Two for work (one corporate, one for dodgy stuff)

You do dodgy stuff for work?


 No.207661

>>207660

He makes corporate aboriginal porn


 No.207662

>>207649

wew NK


 No.207663

>>207661

>tfw enterprise drive to handle the constant 100% use of the boong porn drive


 No.207664

>>207660

Traveling, untrusted networks, malware investigation, etc.


 No.207665

>>207663

We have a dedicated fibre channel SAN for that.


 No.207666

File: cf595704d96ba51⋯.jpeg (2.1 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, B9AECD38-07B9-432F-8026-3….jpeg)

Morning NEETs


 No.207667

>>207666

That is a pretty picture, good morning.


 No.207668

File: 8321085f6bdb579⋯.jpg (1.91 MB, 2999x3666, 2999:3666, 1504948354999[1].jpg)

>>207666

G'morning satan trips


 No.207669

>>207664

Ah, ok.


 No.207670

File: 91b4844537730e5⋯.jpg (6.38 KB, 250x238, 125:119, Lain_computers.jpg)

>>207650

>>207651

It's ok, a neet needs his computery things.


 No.207671


 No.207672

The NEET council raped my dingo


 No.207673

>>207666

Good morning. Where are all the shipping containers, are they hidden in the distance?


 No.207674

>>207673

Yeah it’s a bit hazy


 No.207675

>>207673

They've been skillfully painted to look like flowers. See if you can spot them.


 No.207676

>>207675

>See if you can spot them.

>tfw blind


 No.207677

>>207676

That's all the wanking m8


 No.207678

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.207679

>>207678

I'll be back.

After I have a wank


 No.207680

>>207679

I hope you enjoy it m8.


 No.207681

Are PS2s and their games worth trying to sell, or just bin it?


 No.207682

>>207681

What games?


 No.207683

>>207681

It depends what games are they, do they have covers and are the discs themselves in good condition in terms of scratches?


 No.207684

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Welp. It's going to be one of those days.


 No.207685

>>207681

I would at least give them away, or bury them for future generations to unearth.


 No.207686

>>207685

>bury them for future generations to unearth.

Throwing them in the bin can achieve a similar outcome.


 No.207687

>>207682

007: Everything or Nothing

007: Nightfire

007: Quantum of Solace

Medal of Honor: Frontline (x2)

Medal of Honor: Rising Sun

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Hitman: Blood Money

Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow

Just Cause

Black

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Lego Star Wars

Capcom Classics Collection

Sonic Mega Collection +

World Championship Poker 2

I used to have more, but I got burgled at one point.


 No.207688

>>207687

it depends on where you live as well. but in Sydney with everything i would say about $100 maybe more as long as you have controllers and what not.


 No.207689

>>207684

Stay strong my friend. Don't glory in your sadness. Beware of pride.


 No.207690

There is lots of money in nostalgia and this will become increasingly the case as time goes on.

We are part of a generation that never properly became adults and there is intense yearning for things that evoke fond memories of childhood.

Keep everything.


 No.207691

>>207690

Alright hoarder.


 No.207692

>>207690

Nostalgia is just remembering things as being better than they were. The past wasn't great, we are just more fucked now.


 No.207693

>>207689

I'm going for a cruise, hopefully that changes my mood. I like having to focus on the road.


 No.207694

>>207693

Have a good one mate. It is a nice day out there. Play some uplifting music.


 No.207695

>tfw find a girl you went to high school with on seeking arrangement

so that's how she's always on "holidays"


 No.207696

>>207695

Damn Patriarchy making do this!


 No.207697

>>207695

Is that website any good?


 No.207698

>>207695

>so that's how she's always on "holidays"

Send her a message asking what her odometer reads.


 No.207699

You are better off alone than paying some woman to pretend to like you.


 No.207700

>>207699

Meh, as long as everyone concerned walks away with sticky genitals it's all good


 No.207701

>>207700

She'd pretty sticky after all that holidaying


 No.207702

File: 29df14130be6b55⋯.gif (1.22 MB, 366x333, 122:111, f6377b3721bcaaed246657c30d….gif)

Walk away from (Our) exchange refreshed!


 No.207703


 No.207704

>>207702

>tfw no Dan tokens to exchange till tuesday


 No.207705

>>207704

Time to get on the cash train

>Annual Percentage Rate based on the loan terms selected: 110.38%

https://www.cashtrain.com.au/fast-cash.php


 No.207706

>>207705

Neither a borrower nor a lender be


 No.207707

File: 50d55dfd21982d1⋯.png (208.16 KB, 949x764, 949:764, ClipboardImage.png)

So you're a suspected criminal in 13th-century England. What are you options?


 No.207708

>>207707

>drink some ancient goon and have a medieval wank in the woods.


 No.207709

>>207707

If only there was some island continent out there to dump all this criminal scum.


 No.207710

File: 7098204e3262cb2⋯.png (239.84 KB, 583x430, 583:430, weed.png)


 No.207711

imagine medieval knights and abbos


 No.207712

>>207711

I'd bet my money on the knights


 No.207713

>>207712

They'd have believed Boong Wizard was an actual wizard though.


 No.207714

>>207713

Boong Wizard can so do magic.

He turned me into a newt.

I got better


 No.207715

>>207714

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


 No.207716

>>207715

A swallowing aboriginal or a swallowing pajeet ?


 No.207717

File: be74a9c7a2b0e45⋯.png (829.73 KB, 886x451, 886:451, what-is-best-in-life-corre….png)


 No.207718

>>207717

Archie should have gone to pound town on those fine bitches.


 No.207719

>>207717

>What is best in life?

Too live in a comic book world full of well behaved white people.


 No.207720

>>207718

in Hongkas while wearing your Rolex Man On The Moon?


 No.207721

>>207717

>tfw my only enemy is myself


 No.207722

>>207681

just take it to the salvos so some abos can get a nice new console for their birthday this year


 No.207723

>>207647

frogs don't have fur mate


 No.207724

>>207720

Man on the moon is an Omega.


 No.207725

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Archie goes on an epic rant here. Watch from the 9 minute mark.

I was impressed. He had a manic gleam in his eye. It was a great example of NEET mental illness escaping the body. You can actually see it.


 No.207726

>>207708

Goon morning.


 No.207727

>>207725

Why is he a drinking a $800 wine?

https://www.wine-searcher.com/find/penfolds+grange+bin+95+australia

>You can actually see it.

That will be a beautiful court case.


 No.207728

>>207727

He is probably drinking red goon out of an old Penfolds bottle.


 No.207729

>>207727

You could fill a room with goon for that price


 No.207730

>>207728

>He is probably drinking red goon out of an old Penfolds bottle.

Sounds likely.

>>207729

You could kill many NEETs with the volume of goon in that room.


 No.207731

>>207728

I reckon you're correct. Sediment starts to collect where the bottle neck joins on when you pour those heavy old reds. His bottle looked clean.


 No.207732

>>207730

>>207729

That's only 320 L. That would half fill a bath maybe


 No.207733

File: 056c0d6b05efd2c⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1197x676, 1197:676, 543534534.PNG)

Back from a ride up in the mountains, relaxing with a treat from Dan's, recorded a vidya for you guys, will upload it later.


 No.207734

>>207733

Welcome back. I look forward to that video.


 No.207735

First hangover all year

Asshole is taking a grog big beating


 No.207736

>>207734

Cheers.

>>207735

Craig's revenge.


 No.207737

>>207694

Went with the misso, I'm a bit buggered now. I feel a little better.


 No.207738


 No.207739

>>207733

Cool, cheers/


 No.207740

>>207737

Welcome home.


 No.207741

>>207740

Thank you dear NEET.


 No.207743

Xvideos embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Meanwhile at NK's


 No.207744

30 degrees today in Shitbourne, feeling bored NEETs


 No.207745

File: 299e679cda41072⋯.jpg (49.08 KB, 640x431, 640:431, 03_tahlia.jpg)

What happened to Tahlia? That whore disappeared, I was planning on watching her youtube videos but it's gone.


 No.207746


 No.207747

File: 0130cfce71b8fc2⋯.jpg (35.36 KB, 972x547, 972:547, 02_tahlia.jpg)

>>207746

please no

tahlia should come live with me in northern california. It's a nice place I promise.


 No.207748

>>207747

I don't believe she's a fan of cold and dark places m8


 No.207749

File: febe15c3fde6e2c⋯.png (1.33 MB, 949x700, 949:700, Halfway.png)

Should I keep shaving or stop now ?


 No.207750

>>207749

Looks good bro, no need to keep going.


 No.207751

>>207749

Perfect m8


 No.207752

>>207749

Keep going.


 No.207753

>>207749

Shave the top, keep the side


 No.207754

File: 61d3670dd0eda1c⋯.mp4 (1.02 MB, 424x264, 53:33, 1545859840538.mp4)

>>207748

rate this finnish guy


 No.207755

>>207745

This is the NEET general, not the Posting about underage girls general


 No.207756

>>207749

Craig: Origins


 No.207757


 No.207758

File: eabc4c64b5e5f9a⋯.jpg (63.69 KB, 614x457, 614:457, 00_tahlia.jpg)

>>207755

would the BO allow a tahlia thread?


 No.207759

>>207758

Only NEET generals are allowed.


 No.207760

>>207758

Is she a green frog?


 No.207761

>>207758

m8 shes got her own fukin board


 No.207762

>>207761

and what a beautiful board it has turned into


 No.207763

>>207761

It's being spammed with aborigine pornography. Tbh I am quite interested in Australian aborigines but not like that.


 No.207764

>>207763

>I am quite interested in Australian aborigines

Words nobody has ever said before


 No.207765

>>207763

>Tbh I am quite interested in Australian aborigines

What interests you about them?


 No.207766

>>207765

Big Boong Cock


 No.207767

>>207765

They're kinda like the marsupials of Humans, that is pretty interesting tbh. I will find a study about them and read it tomorrow.


 No.207768

File: 7638b1fbfdb7faa⋯.png (994.44 KB, 889x657, 889:657, FuckHair.png)

FUCK YOU HAIR !

Who needs the shit ?


 No.207769


 No.207770

>>207768

post nazi salute


 No.207771

>>207768

Draw a face on the back of your head


 No.207772

>>207768

It'll polish up nicely!


 No.207777

File: 1d458ad3e6c620c⋯.jpg (20.18 KB, 244x244, 1:1, fe9ee25cd660632aa465a65066….jpg)

See you soon!


 No.207778

>>207777

what is this sorcery


 No.207780

File: 1e8e951f039b5b3⋯.png (26.02 KB, 615x614, 615:614, 1e8e951f039b5b357539afddef….png)

>>207778

Dan's magic m8


 No.207781

>>207780

More like Dan's illegally acquired digits

You will be hearing from Boong Wizard's lawyer


 No.207782

>>207768

Looking good m8, I shave my head once a month, the gf says I look mean af every time I shave it.


 No.207783


 No.207784


 No.207785

File: 6ee6a993d021a18⋯.png (501.64 KB, 632x413, 632:413, BoongJudge.png)

>>207783

>>207781

>>207780

AS DA BOONG WIZARDS LEGAL CONCIL AN SHIT I RECKON DAN WON IT FAIR

Hey Dan cuz, that goon was fuckin' tasty


 No.207786

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB, 1008x596, 252:149, Dan and Associates.png)

>>207785

>Hey Dan cuz, that goon was fuckin' tasty

Thanks cuz.


 No.207787

File: e26845172b521cb⋯.jpg (62.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, bbbbb.jpg)

>>207768

Have you broken bad? Are you cooking meth?

You should borrow one of Weber's fedoras to complete the look.


 No.207788

Been fighting with the misso all day, everythings getting on my nerves


 No.207789

>>207788

You are a drunken no-hoper you are lucky she can tolerate you at all.


 No.207790

File: fd8de87d468bc49⋯.jpg (33.44 KB, 480x372, 40:31, 13626607_886436941500402_8….jpg)

>>207787

Well …. I'm not cooking meth


 No.207791

>>207788

Try and chill out a bit, address what is upsetting her.

>>207789

Rude.


 No.207792

>>207790

Is that you 10K?


 No.207793

>>207791

>Rude.

He's been cranky all day.


 No.207794

Rude cranky NEETs missing out on their beauty sleep.


 No.207795

>>207794

I never get enough sleep

Is that why I'm cranky and ugly ?


 No.207796

>>207795

>Is that why I'm cranky

Yes.

>and ugly ?

You need to visit Dan for some self improvement.


 No.207797

>>207768

Cone head.


 No.207798

>>207797

Did you just tell me to have a cone ?

Oh, well, if I must


 No.207799

File: 67ce733850b5dcc⋯.jpg (28.39 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1494647586556[1].jpg)

>>207796

>You need to visit Dan for some self improvement

The self improvement will be temporary


 No.207800

The girly has a delicious curry simmering on the stove.


 No.207801

>>207800

Did you skin the pajeet before you started cooking him?


 No.207802

>>207801

Of course.


 No.207803

>>207800

What sort of curry?


 No.207804

>>207761

tbh she's easier on the eyes than the abo porn and literal shit posting that is the meat and potatoes of this place

>>207768

Ausneets wishes you luck in your fight against cancer

>>207799

If you can keep it going long enough, it will be permanent.


 No.207805

>>207804

Your eyes are just weak and uncultured, neet


 No.207806

>>207803

Beef vindaloo.


 No.207807

>>207806

If she loved you she would make a fish tikka entree.


 No.207808

>>207807

>Fish curry

Never tried it, had plenty of chicken tikka's though.


 No.207809

fish tickler entry


 No.207810

>>207808

The way I've had it, it's basically little fish nuggets done in semi-dry kind of way. Good stuff.


 No.207811

>>207810

I've seen it on the menu at pajeet restaurants but have never been game to try it.


 No.207812

I can't enjoy foreign food any more I think too much about the poor hygiene practices of the people who make it.


 No.207813

Made a couple of steak sangas for tea. Good stuff.


 No.207814

>>207799

He's open seven (7) days a week for (You)!


 No.207815

>>207812

Depends where you go. At Jasmin the Adelaide CBD, the people who work there are posher than me.


 No.207816

High class pajeets.


 No.207817

good to see the gens quality is still as shit as my life.

pick it up boys, else i might kill myself.


 No.207818

>>207813

>a couple

One is the correct portion size.


 No.207819

>>207815

Who knows what goes on behind closed doors though.


 No.207820

>>207817

*slams bedroom door loudly*


 No.207821

>>207817

You have added nothing except angsty suicide threats. Lift your game.


 No.207822

>>207817

This is emotional blackmail and we will not tolerate it.


 No.207823

Speaking of vindaloo, just shat my guts out for the 3rd time today


 No.207824

>>207817

This forum has transcended low quality suicidal ideation. We are on a higher plane now. Begone.


 No.207825

Pappadams frying

Curry sizzling

A feast awaits


 No.207826

>>207823

Big poo?


 No.207827

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.207828

>>207824

Every rope is a virgin until it's used m8


 No.207829

Does dan have any wine for 4 bucks?

Asking for a friend


 No.207830

>>207829

He has long necks. Find some change and get it to $9 for some goon.


 No.207831

>>207829

You have fallen short of Dan' price range, but worry not, hock your mummybot's TV and other accessories at your local cash converters for a good price, or why not try one of your local pay day lenders for a loan with only 200% interest.


 No.207832

>>207831

Cashies always comes to the rescue. He could get a good six pack if he finds the right item to hock.


 No.207833

>>207832

They will pay him a generous 20% of its value.


 No.207834

>>207831

>>207832

On Monday he can apply for an advanced payment to continue the cycle.


 No.207835

>>207812

Wait until you find our what the wagies do with the bananas you buy


 No.207836

>>207833

What if he gets into mummybot jewellery?


 No.207837

>>207829

Goon is not allowed to be that cheap because it would be fatal to the aboriginal population


 No.207838

>>207837

Is that really a bad thing?


 No.207839

File: a8c67c6e7a4805f⋯.png (18.41 KB, 308x385, 4:5, 561896_0_9999_med_v1_m5657….png)

>>207829

If you can muster up another 19 cents, you can get a can of fat little lamb. 2.6 standard drinks.


 No.207840

File: b79f5488d7243b9⋯.png (2.58 KB, 212x359, 212:359, 45345345.PNG)

>>207832

Dayines and Moyphies finance Ltd can help any NEET in need of a quick loan.


 No.207841

>>207839

He needs to get Grindr and work for "rewards".


 No.207842

>>207829

Just go to one of those drive-through bottle shops, steal something, and run really fast.


 No.207843

>>207838

Do you really want NK to keep posting the same flip phone quality aboriginal porn for eternity?


 No.207844

Another retard dead at a music festival. The media needs to start lampooning these idiots instead of banging on about pill testing.


 No.207845

What happened with that NEET who was on grindr the other night? I forgot to ask.


 No.207846

In the NEETgen

Yes, you can sail the seven seas

In the NEETgen

Yes, you can put your mind at ease

In the NEETgen

Come on people, fall an' make a stand

In the NEETgen, in the NEETgen

Can't you see we need a hand

In the NEETgen

Come on, protect the motherland

In the NEETgen

Come on and join your fellow man

In the NEETgen

Come on people and make a stand

In the NEETgen, in the NEETgen, in the NEETgen, oh


 No.207847

>>207844

Shaming drug use is very offensive to drug using australians though mate, we can't have that


 No.207848

>>207844

Pill testing could have saved him/her tbh.


 No.207849

>>207847

Carry a handgun is illegal too, but we don't see calls for handgun testing.


 No.207850

>>207848

Nobody made them take a pill.


 No.207851

>>207848

i dont get why they dont make it legal and just make money from it tbh


 No.207852

>>207846

>Come on people, fall an' make a stand

That isn't the line.


 No.207853

>>207850

It's pretty evident that people are going to take drugs going to such venues, just have testing booths/areas, they should be legal tbh, pure MDMA is very safe.


 No.207854

>>207725

UNLEASH THE NEET BEAST


 No.207855

>>207853

It's probably the shitty music causing the drug problem. Should probably ban that tbh.


 No.207856

>>207852

blame the site i took the lyrics from


 No.207857

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.207858

>>207844

Evolution in action


 No.207859

>>207855

ban teenagers while we're at it


 No.207860

>>207855

That's possible, I've taken MDMA and other MDA-derivatives before and being at an electro music festival is the last place I'd want to be while under the influence of such drugs.


 No.207861

>>207859

In the space of 10 minutes NEETs have solved another serious social issue. That wasn't hard was it?


 No.207862

>>207861

Max needs to add Prime Minister to the list of WFD duties


 No.207863

File: 43b6099db6320d2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 71.17 KB, 1126x1300, 563:650, bnom.jpg)


 No.207864

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.207865


 No.207866

File: e30d2cc9144693c⋯.jpg (34.74 KB, 640x477, 640:477, tec4queun3a21.jpg)

This normie meme holds truth. No wonder I lost the will to live very early in life.


 No.207867

>>207849

iirc no one in high school was talking about getting bootleg ak47s. they were talking about the latest poppers though


 No.207869

>>207815

>posher than me.

Nobody's posher than you.


 No.207870

Fetal NK Sydrome


 No.207871

>>207867

You could just use VCR head cleaning liquid.


 No.207872

File: caf6347ca5513b7⋯.jpg (74.69 KB, 640x853, 640:853, wswk7jc9v2a21.jpg)

Someone has leaked the secret NEET Council handshake.


 No.207873

>>207869

Thank you. It is very disconcerting having a boomer poojeeta speak to you in a high class British accent though.


 No.207874

>>207871

NOS works better and its cheaper


 No.207875

>>207867

Not when I went to school, kiddo.


 No.207876

These pleb NEETs that can't distinguish fedora "classiness" from true poshness.


 No.207877

>>207872

The wankers shake.


 No.207878

>>207876

What are you even banging on about?


 No.207879

>>207872

OH !

So THAT's why that NEET keeps grabbing my crotch


 No.207880

>>207873

Bend her over the desk and sodomise her to assert dominance.


 No.207881

>>207879

If you had just grabbed back you would be on the council now.


 No.207882

>>207866

I know that feel. My daddybot never learned the art of patience


 No.207883

File: fb3cd60ad87d4bd⋯.jpg (103.22 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, sadpepe.jpg)


 No.207884

>>207882

Neither did mine, but I used to just push him over the edge when he got like that.


 No.207885

>>207883

Add a shower and you've got the average neet after a council audition


 No.207886

>>207884

The origin of RapeDad?


 No.207887

>>207885

sad pepe is sad


 No.207888

>>207885

They would be too sore too sit.


 No.207889

File: 062b9c4810c4992⋯.png (487.41 KB, 640x477, 640:477, dog.png)


 No.207890


 No.207891

>>207886

He never did that, but he'd start ranting and raving about me being useless at helping and I'd be all "take a chill pill, Gargamel" and he'd going fucking spastic.


 No.207892

>>207889

NK: Origin.


 No.207893

>>207873

It's arousing just thinking about it.


 No.207894

I remember when the NEET Council was there to help and encourage NEETs in good works,fellowship and charitable deeds.

Now it's all about taxes,buttsex and aboriginal prostitutes.

When will this madness end ?


 No.207895

>>207894

Madness that the but sex tax is too high?


 No.207896


 No.207897

>>207893

They were in the basement of a place I used to work, so I'd go there without a booking in my hoodie and jeans and she would look at me so disapprovingly but then smile and find me a table.


 No.207898

>>207878

I drove through the barossa today and thought of him as I passed Schilds winery.


 No.207899

>>207895

Clive Palmer is making a push for the NEET Council.


 No.207900

>>207895

Madness that it's a choice of a bazillion tendies and 600L of goon or get buggered by all the council.

It used to be 12 tendies and a goon once a year.


 No.207901

>>207898

You're talking to him. I think?


 No.207902

Amerifat here,

I like this board and you aussie shit posters.

Can I join? I promise I'll assimilate unlike those Chinese you got.


 No.207903

>>207902

Beg some more


 No.207904

>>207902

>I'll assimilate unlike those Chinese you got.

>first post

>political undertones

Nah, it's ok. Close the door on the way out.


 No.207905

>>207902

How many niggers have you lynched?


 No.207906

>>207902

Lurk for 6 months and then we'll talk.


 No.207907

>>207901

I think so?


 No.207908

>>207902

Do you have any attractive womenfolk in your household ?


 No.207909

>>207907

So why were you thinking about me in the third person?


 No.207910

>>207909

He's been playing too much vidya and he got confused


 No.207911

File: 3b75d522b525bc3⋯.png (53.93 KB, 153x186, 51:62, ClipboardImage.png)

>>207891

Dad was right to be angry.


 No.207912

>>207910

Neglecting his other special friend too then. Typical.


 No.207913

>>207911

Only 80s NEETs will understand.


 No.207914

>>207894

This is why possum does come here anymore.


 No.207915

2L of Chardy

Gearin up for a night of prime domestic abuse


 No.207916

>>207909

It will be in third person when I remember when I did.


 No.207917

>>207915

Did you give your anus a name?


 No.207918

File: f9be37da52c7dac⋯.png (353.06 KB, 600x487, 600:487, fat american pepe.png)

>>207903

>>207904

come on don't be dicks

>>207905

20, 15 boys and 5 women

>>207906

I'm a fast learner

>>207908

No, i live alone


 No.207919

File: 00d20c51cdb2661⋯.png (275.54 KB, 500x700, 5:7, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.207920

>>207897

Were the sexy poojeeta's there when you worked there?


 No.207921

>>207918

Are you in employment, education, or training?


 No.207922

File: 2ff3567bdfb9a7a⋯.webm (8.78 MB, 640x360, 16:9, exploding chair.webm)

You are sitting on a time bomb


 No.207923

>>207921

I'm in college

work during the summer


 No.207924

>>207920

The restaurant employed white 20-somethings. The family who owned it were colonial poojeets. My place of employment did not hire poojeets. Well they hired one, but I stopped talking to him after I got told off. I realised he had never heard of goatse, tubgirl, meatspin, etc, so I spent a week or so ruining his mornings.


 No.207925

>>207923

What are you studying at college?

What work do you do in the summer?


 No.207926

>>207925

Eletrical enginnering

worked for my dad at an elertoical contracting company but might work somewhere else


 No.207927

>>207922

>tfw comfy, non-butt-raping, cushioned 4 legged wooden/steel chair.


 No.207928

>>207927

I use a kitchen chair. Fuck office chairs.


 No.207929

>>207928

I have a CEO-type chair at home and in the office. I stole the work one from a manager's office and he was too pussy to ask for it back.


 No.207930

>>207926

How many years of college do you have left?


 No.207931

>>207918

Why don't you live on campus?


 No.207932


 No.207933

>>207932

>no

ARE YOU REFUSING TO ANSWER NEET COUNCIL QUESTIONS?


 No.207934

>>207933

oh shit misread because it's hard to see because I'm so fat

>>207931

The college was near i lived when i lived with my father

He has some properties so he'll let me live in a house soon when it gets fixed.


 No.207935

Can I justify spending $1500 buying an air conditioner and having it installed?


 No.207936

>>207894

violent neet revolution when?


 No.207938


 No.207939

>>207935

Yes. What sort are you thinking? Split type (strip inside, box outside) or what?


 No.207940

>>207938

wait, can you afford it, do you own the place and is it hot there?


 No.207941

>>207932

>3

are you a freshman?

Are you 19?

<tfw old and lurker here for like a year+


 No.207942

>>207935

NO, then you will not get the pleasure of the first drop of sweat dripping down your butt crack


 No.207943

>>207934

Do you have a good relationship with your Mummybot?


 No.207944

>>207939

Mitsubishi Avanti® 2.5kW Reverse Cycle Split System Air Conditioner


 No.207945

>>207941

People lurk here? What a bunch of weird cunts


 No.207946

File: e9569e1b844ed96⋯.jpg (471.06 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, IMG_0957.JPG)

>>207935

Yes, a/c is maximum comfy.


 No.207947

File: 2c0221458d04a23⋯.jpg (200.52 KB, 1128x1200, 47:50, oreilly.jpg)


 No.207948

>>207945

tbh the reverse timezone is comfy and a lot of your shenanigans are pretty relatable to neets in seppoland.


 No.207949

>>207944

What's installation likely to cost?

I need to install a couple of split systems at some point. I only have an old 70's Chrysler wall unit in my lounge room. In a testament to old shit though, it still works just fine.


 No.207950

>>207946

I can almost see NKs eyes


 No.207951

>>207949

>What's installation likely to cost?

About $700 it looks like.


 No.207952

>>207948

They don't have anything like our NK in America.


 No.207953

>>207948

Don't you guys just not have welfare for young single men?


 No.207954

>>207951

Sounds about right, I paid 500 or so well over a decade ago


 No.207955

>>207953

for the most part our system is aimed at the uh, protected classes, yeah.

most of us leech off relatives.


 No.207956

>>207953

You have to knock up a string of babymommas and then leech of them. they get the welfare because they have kids. You do a circuit of several of them to make a living and have a roof over your head.


 No.207957

File: 8379c1160f549e5⋯.jpg (101.55 KB, 595x841, 595:841, practical-unix-terrorism-p….jpg)


 No.207958

>>207951

If you can genuinely afford it (not just this week, but for months to come) and have permission to do so, go for it.


 No.207959

>>207949

>Chrysler wall unit

got a pic?


 No.207960

>>207917

Caliente!


 No.207961

File: 63f062de370232c⋯.jpg (39.96 KB, 500x752, 125:188, jamesk_acid-monkey_38572.jpg)


 No.207962

>>207961

>tfw no melting walls


 No.207963

>>207924

Did he poo in the kitchen?


 No.207964

>>207934

> I'm so fat

Post your elbow.


 No.207965

>>207946

He wont get a ducted one for that.


 No.207966

>>207965

Ducted looks like it's more expensive, and less efficient, than just having split systems in the rooms that need it.


 No.207967

>>207934

> it's hard to see because I'm so fat

A foreign contender for nurgle 2019 perhaps? this would be excellent for the councils diversity quotas.


 No.207968

>>207941

How tall are you and how much do you weigh?


 No.207969

>>207967

He would be an international representative.


 No.207970

>>207969

A diplofat


 No.207971

>>207966

Those little split systems can cool half a house, they're not bad. Get some thick blinds too to keep the sun out.


 No.207972

>>207969

International executives

We multinational conglomeration board now


 No.207973

>>207968

>How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

uh, why?

I'm not the amerifatneet


 No.207974


 No.207975

>>207973

You need to stop posting until the new seppo has been vetted.


 No.207976

>>207975

kk frendo


 No.207977

Extreme seppo vetting


 No.207978

>>207977

Build the wall! Build the wall! Build the wall!


 No.207979

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.207980

i lurked here for about a week before i started posting.


 No.207981

>>207980

> I wanked here for about a week before I started posting


 No.207982


 No.207983

>>207979

Good lord this show has aged terribly.


 No.207984

>>207983

Yeah, I started watching it after I posted it. Better to remember just catchphrases and fragments.


 No.207985

>>207984

That and it was digitised with a potato.


 No.207986

Watched The Sisters Brothers this afternoon. Was a decent flick.


 No.207987

>>207984

>tfw your Dad is a modern day boomer varient of Ted Bullpitt

Help.


 No.207988

>>207987

It could be worse.


 No.207989

It could always be much worse.


 No.207990

>>207987

I wish Ted Bullpitt were my dad


 No.207991

I think my ex killed herself guys. I found out when it was too late.


 No.207992

>>207991

Did this just happen?


 No.207993

>>207991

Did she trip in front of a car as she said good bye to you?


 No.207994

>>207992

I didn't read the post until an hour ago, I fell asleep for a bit. She isn't picking up her phone or anything. Regardless, I hope she is alright


 No.207995


 No.207996

>>207995

Before you go to bed, get on your knees and look up into the sky. Have a wank to honour her memory.


 No.207997

>>207995

wew

took me a while.


 No.207998

I wonder if my invasion into >>>/tahlia/ caused this. Really makes you wonder.

Time for a goon m80s.


 No.207999

>>207994

Why don't you ever let us know how you are?

Some of us are worried sick about you.


 No.208000

How do you guys know it's her? Also, stop reading r9k, nothing good ever comes of that place.


 No.208001

>>207999

He's fine.


 No.208002

>>208001

Fuck you and your discord. I care but not enough to go there.


 No.208003

I don't think my body can take much more degeneracy. I wish I had dexis in moments like these…


 No.208004

>>207998

Killer.


 No.208005

>>208004

I have Killer bad style.


 No.208006

>>207998

Why would that matter?

This girl threatens suicide all the time. She is nuts.


 No.208007

>>208006

I told her to have a wank

4chan told me You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.


 No.208008

>>207999

I try and post anonymously because I don't like shitting up the board with drama. I made an exception for this.

>>208000

I've been over that house a few times, that is the flooring and I recognize the cupboard.


 No.208009

>>208007

She could use a good wank.


 No.208010

>>208006

May be I pushed the orbiters over the edge and this is the chain reaction impact of their pathetic orbiting?


 No.208011

>>208007

Bless your kind soul.


 No.208012

>>208008

The whole tabitha thing does shit up the board, you should drop her.

I would on the other hand like to hear about how your mum is going and how/if you are progressing with your licence and job.


 No.208013

>>208009

No doubt she could to destress, especially after using all of those cleaning products.


 No.208014

>>208012

>if you are progressing with your licence and job

This would be good.


 No.208015

>>208012

You should see the other board, I really shitted it up over my love of boong porn.


 No.208016

>>208015

I have seen it, it was ok but it don't impress me much ah ah.


 No.208017

I want a nice comfy new thread pls


 No.208018

>>208017

It needs to be a cheesy life update thread.


 No.208019

Suicide is pretty strange its not as if you are getting rid of your pain but merely transferring it to other people


 No.208020

>>208019

Very well put.


 No.208021

>>208019

no, incorrect


 No.208022

File: ae257dd85fe69b8⋯.png (357.21 KB, 727x1083, 727:1083, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.208023

>>208019

Some people just cannot cope with this world, sometimes I don't blame them.


 No.208024

BUM RASH


 No.208025

>>208022

Very cheeky.




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