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File: 68b31dfa578fdd8⋯.png (3.11 MB, 1617x865, 1617:865, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.283452

Mmmmm. Smells good. Tastes good. Good for you. Good for me.

OLD: >>282691

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 No.283454

and this is why Weber should be banned from taking sickies


 No.283455

Drinking some beer now.


 No.283456

Quite a few derros lookin like they're on Craig's meth up here in Wagga

Unfortunate lack of cute ornamentals


 No.283457

>>283456

Might be some on the Charles Sturt Uni grounds.


 No.283458

Also saw a boong for the first time in ages

She was staring at me staring at her


 No.283459

>>283458

She wanted to get COLONISED by you after watching your videos on COOKED.COM


 No.283460

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 No.283461


 No.283462


 No.283463

File: 8c7676dcfcc34ae⋯.mp4 (7.77 MB, 480x480, 1:1, KPuhXoWkkHWHDgCy.mp4)


 No.283464

I've got some weird sinus pressure going on, neets. My ears feel all funny.


 No.283465

>>283464

You need a packet of wagon wheels stat!


 No.283466

I want to have a nap but I've got uni work to do.


 No.283467

Whose woods these are I think I know.

His house is in the village though;

He will not see me stopping here

To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer

To stop without a farmhouse near

Between the woods and frozen lake

The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake

To ask if there is some mistake.

The only other sound’s the sweep

Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,

But I have promises to keep,

And miles to go before I sleep,

And miles to go before I sleep.


 No.283468

>>283466

If you do the work now, you can enjoy a longer and better quality nap later.


 No.283469

>>283468

Yeah, I'm slaving away at it. The uni life is not much better than the wagie life it seems. I've never had a 9-5 job so I wouldn't know.


 No.283470

>>283469

Uni gives you a couple of weeks off every 10 or 12 weeks, and 3 months off at the end of the year. No workplace gives you that.


 No.283471

>>283470

I guess being a teacher is kind of close. The trade off I see is that a wagie has more money to splash around. I guess the grass is always greener on the other side though.


 No.283472


 No.283473

File: 6aeef3beb018b86⋯.jpg (654.52 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 1280.jpg)

>>283464

maybe you have one of these crawling around in your ear


 No.283475

hot


 No.283476

>>283473

I once saw my mum get bitten by a giant centipede. She isn't a sook but it had her in a great deal of pain.


 No.283477

>>283473

Is that thing even real?


 No.283478

>>283477

Google has one record of Hans The Spider Worm, so no.


 No.283479


 No.283480

Time for a bike ride


 No.283481

Got all my uni done neets. Going to kill commies in HoI4


 No.283482

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.283483

>>283482

Would be better if she performed with no clothes on.


 No.283484

>>283483

and had a banjo


 No.283485

>>283481

have you played the kaiserreich mod?


 No.283486

>>283485

Not yet, the game has recently updated and the mod won't be updated for a bit. I'm loving vanilla and will do a few more playthroughs with it before I start modding.


 No.283487

>>283452

This is why Webby should be taking more sickies.


 No.283488

Wagies will be home soon.


 No.283489

File: 1372549b4d6a332⋯.jpg (3.53 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, IMG20190611165623.jpg)

Afternoon tea time


 No.283490

>>283489

The Herald Sun.


 No.283491

Ride completed


 No.283492

It's cheap ass Tuesday at Dominos isn't it? Might order Possum a garlic bread care package.


 No.283493

File: ee2cc6e3c6a901d⋯.jpg (136.14 KB, 1305x1017, 145:113, 0.jpg)


 No.283494

>>283492

Wouldn't the shame of the same delivery driver be too much?


 No.283495

>>283494

You're right.

I ordered something from somewhere else anyway.


 No.283496

>>283489

Wait until 2 days from now to eat that yellow thing and see what happens.


 No.283497

>>283493

Was it finger lickin' good?


 No.283498

>>283496

Probably diarrhea


 No.283499

Going to the golf club for 2for1 Parma night with mummo


 No.283500

>>283499

Have a softdrink.


 No.283501

File: 85da7c7bdfed6cc⋯.jpg (28.77 KB, 800x800, 1:1, b.jpg)


 No.283502

>>283401

>so you don't just sit there with a coffee.

H-how did you know..

But yeah, decent advice. I think I'll try go for a shower first thing tomorrow.

Also, why isn't the gen called "Boongs On Parade" SMH


 No.283503

>>283502

>Also, why isn't the gen called "Boongs On Parade" SMH

I forgot. Cruisey can change it if he wants.


 No.283504

File: d53df708cbf11b2⋯.png (45.21 KB, 778x512, 389:256, 0A57725453894AEBA6E330C8D0….png)

How to find sugar mummy cougar?


 No.283505

>>283504

Is your name Chad?

Do you have an above-average pecker?


 No.283506

>>283505

No, does 6 inches count?


 No.283507

>>283506

girth? yeah


 No.283508

File: 5465beda910fd23⋯.jpg (59.81 KB, 600x399, 200:133, om.jpg)


 No.283509

>>283499

Don't get smashed monk


 No.283510

>>283508

He must mean radius.


 No.283511

File: add5b59b44bf01b⋯.jpg (55.37 KB, 800x533, 800:533, 1.jpg)


 No.283512

Going to go have a shop. Need some food.


 No.283513

Are you neets projecting or are you donkey dick niggers?


 No.283514

>>283513

Feeling a little insecure there neet?


 No.283515

>>283513

We're just generalising about women.


 No.283516

If you ask nicely, NK might give you a dowel to bite down on before he well, I won't ruin the surprise.


 No.283517

>>283514

Nah im good

>>283515

You roastie!


 No.283518

>>283517

Women do seem to have unusually high expectations for men. Like they expect top tier performance to be average.


 No.283519

>>283518

meanwhile they age like milk


 No.283520

>tfw no femdom wife to cherish


 No.283521

>>283520

Rebecca doesn't want to be cherished.


 No.283522

I have my shopping trip planned but I will have to choose between a 5kg bag of potatoes or two boxes of goon as I can't carry both sets of items.


 No.283523

>>283521

>tfw didn't get to spend the long weekend skiing at Perisher with Rebecca


 No.283524

>>283523

She wants to spend the weekend being the Punisher


 No.283525

>>283522

Do you need 5kg of potatoes in one go?


 No.283526

File: 50ff9e219eb9252⋯.jpg (3.32 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190611181652.jpg)

Dinner time


 No.283527

>>283526

Disgusting. The Children's Ward would have better food.


 No.283528

>>283522

You're a goon machine, go for the goon and potatoes to held you stretch out the goon.


 No.283529

File: b2a5b98a3e955b6⋯.jpg (48.62 KB, 736x552, 4:3, spuds.jpg)

>>283525

depends what he's going to use them for I suppose


 No.283530

>>283529

I only ever roast them, so only buy 2 or 3 at a time. 5kg is a shitload.


 No.283531

This is not the Boongs on Parade Edition.


 No.283532

>>283531

So ungrateful.


 No.283533

>>283531

Boongs on the Parade at Norwood


 No.283534

File: 7ed5f36aa5a3ef0⋯.png (74.38 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4b27eba2a1c296d⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1500x1000, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

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>>283442

The guy who plays bass in it is one of the absolute greatests.


 No.283535

File: ecd4585ac887a84⋯.png (18.05 KB, 185x185, 1:1, Parade2.png)

>>283533

Exactly. >>283024

I even made a pepe for it.


 No.283536

>>283526

Shitey you cunt. Reply to posts.


 No.283537

File: 6d48efd1e30061d⋯.jpg (63.06 KB, 612x408, 3:2, ParadeBoongs2.jpg)

>>283503

You won't forget next time aye cuz


 No.283538

>>283446

You should listen to us brainy NEETs more often.


 No.283539

>>283535

I'm so sorry.


 No.283540

>>283488

I'm home and hungry for NEET bums.


 No.283541

>>283539

You made a decent edition, the formatting is correct.


 No.283542


 No.283543

>>283502

When I quit, that morning durry was the hardest to kick. But if you have one in the morning, you'll want another an hour later.

The longer you can hold out in the morning the better.


 No.283544


 No.283545

I think I must change the edition. Unless >>283502 is ok with waiting.

There is a good chance we will forget though.

You are owed one Gen.


 No.283546

>>283545

As the creator of this thread, I don't have a problem with a do-over.

Killing this one and creating another will kill of one more thread (#3?) from the early days though.


 No.283547

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>283513

They call me slick for short, they even call me slick when I don't have shorts.


 No.283548

>>283546

I can edit..

Oh wait, no I can't. I don't think I can change the pic.

He will have to wait.

I might delete the next if I am here when it gets made and it's not the Boongs on Parade Edition.

This is an ok Gen.


 No.283549


 No.283550

Got caught smoking in my room again… If do it one more time I'm getting kicked outta my aunts, but it's so tempting to just relax in bed having a dart instead of going out in this rainy weather in my socks to smoke. I don't want to be homeless though so I have to set my priorities in order unfortunately


 No.283551

>>283550

Time to go to Dan's?


 No.283552

>>283550

Seems pretty simple to me, brosef. Get up and have a smoke outside.

If you get gooned and smoke in bed you risk burning her house down.


 No.283553

>>283552

Yeah but at least he'll enjoy the smoke while sleeping soundly when the house is burning down.


 No.283554

>>283550

get your act together neet


 No.283555

>>283552

My grandad burnt his mattress on fire when he was smoking in his room, he was piss drunk of course. That's one of the reasons that mum kicked me out because she was worried I'd do the same, the main reason I had to leave was being an alcoholic though

>>283554

I know I really need to, it's just that whenever I drink I get lazy as fuck and don't consider the consequences. It's going to be even harder when I move into a share house in a few weeks because it's staffed 24/7 and there's a zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol, I'm not necessarily afraid of getting kicked out from smoking in my room because it's impossible to do anyway but I know I'll try sneaking alcohol in. So I just need to be really stealthy or resist the urge to drink there altogether


 No.283556

>>283555

Are you still taking the meds to bypass the booze?


 No.283557

>>283556

I'm on a few antipsychotics and a antidepressant including seroquel and even then it does nothing to help, when I first had sero it knocked me out but now it doesn't do anything for me. I know I'm on a low dose (100mg) but I just don't have the right meds to substitute alcohol with


 No.283558

>>283557

Sorry I thought you were the other NEET who got put in a detox program and given the alchy drugs.


 No.283559

>>283550

you boong


 No.283560

>>283543

True, I think I'll try and stay busy and occupy myself by doing some endurance wanks.

>>283545

Nah I'm alright with waiting, this gen is pretty comfy. Wouldn't wanna dog old mate just to get my way.

>>283548

Yeah no worries, I'm a patientNEET.

>>283550

Go smoke during /nightwalk/ you boong


 No.283561

File: 29a58ea48f79d09⋯.jpg (41.63 KB, 474x355, 474:355, snow.jpg)

>wish I was somewhere like this


 No.283562

>>283561

Too cold for boongs.


 No.283563

File: c876bb1ca25bcae⋯.png (23.72 KB, 640x400, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.283564

>>283560

Good luck, tobacco is a shit drug, you don't need it.


 No.283565

I think shitey might be my Weber. I thought it might've been monaro for a bit but he pales in comparison to shitey's misbehavings.


 No.283566

>>283561

>>283563

Beautiful

>>283564

Thanks, I'll need it.


 No.283567

scary to think

one day a alcohol flat tax will make goon 40+ dollars around the country. I feel bad for northern territory neets


 No.283568

>>283557

Up your seroquel dosage and have a wank


 No.283569

>>283561

It's cold enough here


 No.283570

>>283567

boong blowjobs will be at an all time high


 No.283571

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw capped internet and getting 3500ping

Feels like I'm on dial-up.


 No.283572

>>283567

The boongs will switch to metho and boot polish.


 No.283573

>>283572

regional boongs already enjoy delicacies such as glue


 No.283574

>>283568

What was that?


 No.283575

im surprised that boongs haven't turned to jenkem yet


 No.283576

Why won't you reply to anything I say?


 No.283577

>>283575

Boongs are more civilized than african niggers


 No.283578

>>283575

white fellas already provide all the good stuff a dardy noongar could want


 No.283579

>>283576

Because; we're all _lazy here


 No.283580

Is half this board from perth?


 No.283581


 No.283582

>>283579

I'm not talking to you.

Shitey is an offensive NEET.


 No.283583

>>283580

I think a couple left but there used to be at least half a dozen regular WA neets


 No.283584

>>283583

Now there's only one and teeth marks in some dirty pillows.


 No.283585

>>283509

I had a lime soda and looked on in relative disgust as the old punters, women included went back and forth between bar and pokies on a Tuesday afternoon before a current affair was even over


 No.283586

>>283582

We should brigade his posts with boong porn


 No.283587

>>283586

All two videos of it


 No.283588

Unspoilered dick pics, who doesn't love em.


 No.283589

File: 80ca56201caf5c4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 128.21 KB, 964x640, 241:160, article-2161118-13AA001200….jpg)

Looks like the ancient boongs shitposted with white fella porn


 No.283590

>>283588

post em if ya got em


 No.283591

>board has more rules than any other board I've seen on the site thus far

>every thread is a general

>every thread but the top three is locked

u wot


 No.283592

>>283591

Strong border policy is an Australian tradition


 No.283593

>>283591

FUCK OFF WERE FULL


 No.283594

>>283592

Guess that's why Brenton hit NZ then.

>>283593

Idle curiosity brought me here. Love aussies but not one anyway, although NEET. Will just be on me way now.


 No.283595

>>283594

We are but a small community for the appreciation and discussion of ornamental orientals.


 No.283596

>>283594

sayounara friendo


 No.283597

File: 3d8a6a55c0c30bf⋯.jpg (41.84 KB, 474x266, 237:133, downloadfile-1.jpg)

Fuck whitey fuck new fags too


 No.283598

>>283597

Weren't you new once before?


 No.283599

>tfw blasé


 No.283600

Worked today for 12 hours


 No.283601

Nobody reply


 No.283602

>>283594

Come back and tickle the old girl sometime aye.


 No.283603

Xvideos embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.283604

Xvideos embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.283605


 No.283606

>>283604

Wtf is that thing?


 No.283607

>>283606

She costs 1L of 91


 No.283608

>>283607

That's pretty steep these days.


 No.283609

>>283608

Look at how red her touch is. She would send that lizard right up your crack.


 No.283610

>>283609

*her tongue


 No.283611

>>283591

I need to lock a couple then.


 No.283612

>>283530

I'll go through 5kg by cooking 3-4 batches of stew. I've never had any potatoes go soft from waiting too long.


 No.283613

>>283597

Nah he's alright, except for mentioning that kiwi fag.


 No.283614

>>283598

I've been shitposting on this site since /meatpie/.


 No.283615

>8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

Has anyone ever been banned for violating this?

>14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

I know I sure as shit have broken this one.


 No.283616

File: 7e415654f29b501⋯.png (134.87 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

100mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.283617

>>283616

Need an extra zero on the end there mate.


 No.283618

>>283615

There are the Rules and then there are the Rules.

Understand?


 No.283619

>>283615

Fuck off Rebecca


 No.283620

>>283616

That isn't going to do anything


 No.283621

>>283615

>but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

This needs to be a universal rule on all chans unless the individual is being a spastic that deserves it


 No.283622

File: bf97c8b493fb965⋯.jpg (42.91 KB, 313x445, 313:445, 1826010452618.jpg)

What's the film ausNEETS last watched?

>yes I know it's about UK thugs


 No.283623

>>283615

The second rule did kill off asioneet posting for the most part though, it used to be almost wank/goon tier on the recycled neet gen jokes list.


 No.283624

>>283622

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs


 No.283625

>>283622

I watched I Am Mother.

Not that good tbh


 No.283626

>>283622

I think the last movie I watched was Barry Lyndon


 No.283627

I'm watching a tv show called 'Happy'.

I thought it would be funny but it's a bit shit.

Misso is liking it more than I expected her to so I guess I'm stuck watching it.


 No.283628

File: 233679710620140⋯.jpg (351.7 KB, 1178x1089, 1178:1089, 1.jpg)

File: 5e4ce8a06b6348d⋯.jpg (820.02 KB, 1019x1273, 1019:1273, 3.jpg)

ok boong lovers which one is better


 No.283629

>>283628

where is 2.jpg


 No.283630

>>283629

thats not the question cxunt


 No.283631


 No.283632

>>283630

>where is 2.jpg

?


 No.283633

Good night friends.


 No.283634

My kidneys hurt too much to lay on my back bros

Might have to go doctor tomorrow


 No.283635

I might need a wank tomorrow


 No.283636

The bigger the wank, the bigger the poo


 No.283637

File: 26806b6ba050a34⋯.webm (2.9 MB, 800x450, 16:9, 26806b6ba050a34f48739df62….webm)

Meanwhile at Cruisey's Father In Laws house


 No.283638


 No.283639

>>283637

You know I can't load that with my dial-up tier internet.


 No.283640

>>283639

I think the site is shitting itself


 No.283641

I'll be shitting myself soon if my digestion doesn't improve


 No.283642

>>283637

Well worth the 10 minuets it took to load.

kek


 No.283643

Just had the best steak of my life NEETs.

I should have taken pictures.


 No.283644

>>283643

what cut was it and what sauce did it have


 No.283645

File: e18604a4e4458fb⋯.jpg (312.02 KB, 1848x895, 1848:895, 2019-04-07_01-31-23.jpg)

>>283643

I had this a while back, it was fucking amazing.


 No.283646

>>283644

Scotch fillet but is was marbled so perfectly it looked like wagyu. No sauce, just added some salt.

>>283645

That looks pretty fucking nice, big fan of the scrambled Chicken Periods.


 No.283647

>>283646

you act as if Wagyu is a cut and not a breed


 No.283648

>>283643

I was hoping that steak was a wank, my once salivated mouth is a dry as a bone now


 No.283649

>>283647

Wagyu is boong meat


 No.283650

>>283647

True, I've just never had Wagyu so I kind of romanticise it as a very good cut of beef.

Regardless, that was undoubtedly the highest quality cut I've ever cooked.


 No.283651


 No.283652

File: 39db7bef895e023⋯.jpg (302.25 KB, 533x647, 533:647, blind_test1.jpg)

>>283650

And you'll never have another like it…


 No.283653

I've got orientation at the local RSPCA Op shop this Saturday. Hopefully it goes well and they let me volunteer there so I can meet people and play with the animals. It actually feels good being accepted, even if its just for volunteering.


 No.283654

>>283652

>And you'll never have another like it…

Maybe.

A. 25

B. 6

C. 45

D. 8

E. 56

F. 29

:^)


 No.283655

>>283653

Good shit mate!

That honestly sounds like a decent place to volunteer, I'm sure you'll meet some nice people. Maybe even a hot unna.


 No.283656

File: e17237c01dc118d⋯.jpg (682.64 KB, 1508x845, 116:65, DSC_60163.jpg)

>>283634

see the doctor lad

>>283631

>>283632

thanks

>>283650

australian beef is better

get a cape grim eye fillet, amazing


 No.283657

>>283655

I'm trying not to hype up the possibilities too much.


 No.283658

>>283653

You'll get getting up early in the morning to suck off the dog


 No.283659

>>283656

There is Australian Wagyu and in fact I'm pretty sure Cape Grim is Wagyu


 No.283660

Economy rump from IGA is all you cunts need.


 No.283661

>>283656

I'll keep an eye out for it.

I've only been getting meat from the local butcher, he gets local meat so it's all very fresh.

>>283657

Yeah good call. Still, some of the best experiences are the most humble.

I'm starting some "work experience" next week, actually quite keen.

>>283658

Not if I suck them off first!

>>283659

Hmmmm

>>283660

Maybe if you're a boong.


 No.283662

>>283661

I decided to volunteer to jump ahead of the "work experience" that they get us to do. Where are they sending you for it?


 No.283663

>>283662

It's a placement.

Sending me to Mildura to look after Craig, his meth binges are doing a number on him.


 No.283668

>>283634

G O O N T A X


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 No.283671

File: 2e738477e9f2f1d⋯.png (132.85 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 2e738477e9f2f1d891b5cc35cd….png)

Morning neets. What lies ahead of you this day?


 No.283673

>>283671

Haircut, buying some jeans, some phone calls, trying to put a timeline together of the past few years because it's all kind of a blur


 No.283674

>>283671

Morning.

I have to go to work today.

Normally would have left the house by now, but I think I'll wait until 8am.


 No.283675

heckin rainin hard in adelaide


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 No.283677

Good morning friends.


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 No.283679

>>283675

looks good on the radar


 No.283680

>>283675

Yeah, it was nice to wake up to, hard to get out of bed to though.


 No.283681

>>283679

looks good on the train tracker


 No.283682


 No.283683

>>283681

I am getting close.


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 No.283685

>>283684

cowabunga


 No.283687

I noticed a hole in my tooth last night. Really wish I wasn't such a boong. I'll need to change my diet, this shit will keep happening.

Sort of tempted to check out screw in dentures because this shit is never going to end.


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 No.283689

>>283685

wipeout


 No.283690

>>283689

gnarly


 No.283691

>>283690

radical


 No.283692

>>283687

They're going to cost a shitload and wont work if you have an underlying bone issue.

Why can't you just floss, clean, and mouthwash twice a day?


 No.283693

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.283694

>>283692

>Why can't you

Inherently NEET

But yeah, I should. The damage is done though.

All my front teeth have fillings already.


 No.283695

>>283694

I used to have shitty dental hygiene, but not going to a dentist 'once between the ages of 17 and 36 and then going cost me a shitload of money. I even had health insurance, but it covered fuck all.

That was enough to visit the shops and get an electric toothbrush and some tooth string.

Also another step in the whole Escape Neckbeard Island thing.


 No.283696

File: 98da817ad80caf3⋯.png (331.76 KB, 514x358, 257:179, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.283697

>>283695

Are they manageable now and don't cause any issues?

I need to change my diet.


 No.283698

>>283697

I only had a handful of fillings. Most just spot fillings. A couple of molars needed some serious work. Everything is OK now though I guess?


 No.283699

>>283697

I also don't drink much softdrink. I suspect that's a big one as far as coating your teeth in shit and letting it sit.


 No.283700

File: 5b6182b0c0f9011⋯.png (661.39 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Fucking cows making me do work first thing in the morning.


 No.283701

File: 4b67a2022289f12⋯.jpg (114.11 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, 4b67a2022289f12d4efa8c3a9c….jpg)

>>283671

Can't play vidya because my gpu is constantly in use training neural nets. I might have to get a playstation and become a console peasant.


 No.283702

>>283698

I think it is partly due to all the morphine I was on, also I rarely brushed through all the years I smoked bongs all day.

Most of the work is done but I think I'll need regular bits done forever now.


 No.283703

>>283699

Do you drink coffee?


 No.283704

>>283702

>but I think I'll need regular bits done forever now

That becomes an old person thing after 30 anyway unfortunately. Everything starts slowly going to shit.


 No.283705

>>283703

Down to about 1 or 2 coffees per day and black tea mostly.


 No.283707

>>283704

Hmm, that's a bit shit.

>>283705

I might need to switch to tea. I have 2 or 3 coffees a day now but I don't really like them. It's just routine in the morning and then at work, that's what everyone drinks.


 No.283708

>>283707

Shitty work coffee helped cure me.

I bought a plunger to work, and shared with my colleague, but he departed back in January, and I didn't want that much coffee by myself.


 No.283709

The neighbour is having their drain snaked and the plumber has left his trailer across my driveway. Very rude and inconvenient.


 No.283710

>>283701

What does your neural net do?


 No.283711

>>283696

Craigs more degenerate twin


 No.283712

>>283710

Nothing, because they never really work properly. One day they will make porn.


 No.283713

Today's off to a ripper fucking start. Not keen.

Anyway, see you ll later.


 No.283714

Big storm coming for Adelaide and Melbourne


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 No.283716

File: b79f378d8dcff13⋯.jpg (128.72 KB, 740x628, 185:157, melbourne.jpg)

>>283714

>Melbourne

Let us pray to Kek that this time, the storm does its job properly.


 No.283717

File: 2272aeb45bf3193⋯.jpg (34.07 KB, 460x276, 5:3, gm.jpg)

>>283716

>massive storm destroys Melbourne kills 99 percent of population, massive incoming tides carry tens of thousands of Sudanese refugees ashore


 No.283718

>>283653

Volunteering is a good way to keep yourself occupied, it helps me a lot


 No.283720

>>283671

Studying.


 No.283721

Wonder what Weber had for lunch


 No.283722

I fucked up neets, I'm just about to go to a meeting with my support facilitator about my ndis aplication, and we put No in the question in regard to assistance with personal care, If I had put yes I could have got a QT to help me shower and dress me, she could have fed me and turned me during the night, opportunity missed……….


 No.283723

Flogging down


 No.283724

>>283721

Large twister combo and 10 nuggets.


 No.283725

>>283718

Engaging with other posters here would also keep you occupied and make you less of a cunt.


 No.283726

>>283688

Fuck the pigs


 No.283727

File: 74a867882107ae6⋯.jpg (3.08 MB, 4160x3120, 4:3, IMG20190612091406.jpg)

He wishes


 No.283728

>>283718

Why won't you reply to me?


 No.283729

>>283722

This should count as evidence for getting a neurologist


 No.283730

>>283722

>I could have got a QT

Do they have photo album style things so you can go through and pick out which nurse you want?


 No.283731

File: 6048e69d854d3a5⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1024x685, 1024:685, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.283732

>>283728

I do reply when need be, it just so happens that the majority of your posts are meta posts about my not replying


 No.283733

File: 2e1c06acb5dda98⋯.png (1.39 MB, 652x889, 652:889, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.283734

File: 94bd197190cbff4⋯.jpg (3.5 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, IMG20190612144747.jpg)

Lunch time


 No.283735

>>283731

They did have a large photo album there, but I was not allowed to touch it because I selected No instead of yes


 No.283736

Shitey is probably like me, a desire to share and communicate but no one to do it with. I don't have internet friends or even any other image board anymore. Only this board.

I'm also paranoid about being doxxed so i sometimes don't reply to potentially revealing questions.

Kidneys feeling a bit better today but the depression and loneliness and low self-esteem is returning.


 No.283737

Howdy NEETs, hows things?

>>283734

Delightful.


 No.283738

>>283737

Im alright. How are you?


 No.283739

>>283738

Good, just relaxing after the serf.


 No.283740

>>283737

Hullo, Shire.

I am OK.


 No.283741

>>283739

Hows everything with your gf? Havent had any fights lately, have you?


 No.283742

>>283740

>I am OK.

Glad to hear it.

>>283741

We're doing fine, no fights.


 No.283743

>>283742

How many times a week does she make you eat Asian food?


 No.283744

>>283743

Just on the weekend when we get a succulent Chinese meal.


 No.283745

>>283744

Does she know judo?


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 No.283747

>>283746

Do you tell her to get her hands off your penis?


 No.283748

>>283747

No, she's not a police officer.


 No.283749

>>283748

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!


 No.283750

6 months until seeing in 2020 vision jokes begin.


 No.283751

Iron/Haemoglobin is back down to a respectable level of 169 g/L.


 No.283752

>>283750

im looking forward to the New indian superpower in 2020


 No.283753

File: ca9e762ccf3e191⋯.png (87.74 KB, 627x767, 627:767, s3gMO0kT7588kGio5Hi4YeBLRB….png)

Triglycerides at an unacceptable 2.1mmol/L


 No.283754

>>283753

and you barely drink lololol


 No.283755

>>283754

I've put on 6 - 7kg since Christmas, when I was a NEET i used to exercise every day and watch what I was eating, my only option is to eat less, or serf harder.


 No.283756

Cholesterol levels are fine though


 No.283757

>>283755

Weight loss 80% diet


 No.283758

>>283757

Yeah pretty much, just need to drop 1500kj - 2000kj and I will start to lose weight.


 No.283759

No more bacon and Chicken Period rolls for lunch.


 No.283760

>>283759

Just ditch the bread.


 No.283761

>>283760

Not a bad idea, the triglycerides are directly the result of excessive carbs.


 No.283762

>>283761

When I lost 30kg a couple of years ago I did it via keto (and heavy lifting) and my bloodwork came back perfect.


 No.283763

>>283762

I did keto for a while, pretty good results but I constantly felt like shit.


 No.283764

>>283732

It is always 'need be'.


 No.283765

>>283764

Give him a chance now.


 No.283766

>>283736

If that was the case he would've replied to you


 No.283767

>>283752

They better not change the goal posts and say 2030


 No.283768

File: ed0cfc14bdca300⋯.jpg (83.85 KB, 560x400, 7:5, group_giantfeast.jpg)

>>283753

Recommend not touching the coleslaw when you get a giant feast at kfc later this afternoon.


 No.283769

25 minutes to go

Keen on some KFC now


 No.283770

>>283768

Better leave the potato & gravy too.

Just chuck it out the car window like I do.


 No.283771

>>283768

Meat Pie from the butcher and mash potato tonight.


 No.283772

I survived the morning without smoking the fuck outta a fag

Gave in around 3PM.


 No.283773

>>283772

good stuff mate


 No.283774

>>283695

>but it covered fuck all.

Private health insurance focuses on preventive medicine for dental. I have had ~$750 bill paid by Medicare benefit then the rest covered by the Private Health Insurance provider for two tooth fillings and some other cleaning plus x-rays. Major dental work also has a set a cap. It also depends on your dentist some charge more than others for the same service.


 No.283775

>>283774

I've had major problems for 20+ years from impacted wisdoms fucking my shite up but good. On & off infections the whole time & massive pain. Best quotes I ever got for fixing all what needed were between 50,000-100,000.


 No.283776

>>283771

That sounds alright.


 No.283777

I had my wisdom teeth removed for free via medicare.


 No.283778

>>283773

Cheers, feels good.


 No.283779

>>283775

>>283777

I still have the shitty Bupa 'Young Singles' cover that I took out about 18 years ago when I started earning more than $60k and the ATO would slug you an extra 1.5% when you did your tax if you didn't have private insurance.

It's now up to $470 per quarter.

I think a $300 dental bill got me about $70 refund.


 No.283780

>>283775

>Best quotes I ever got for fixing all what needed were between 50,000-100,000.

Sounds about right, but at least the job would have been done well. You could go overseas and pay a fraction, but the chance of having a complication is much higher.

Private health insurance was never designed to cover massive dental bills, but if can see the dentist regularly the cost isn't too bad. My average dental bill before the Medicare benefit and Gap payment from my health insurance was at least $350+ each time (twice a year).

>>283777

But the issue is more waiting if it through a public hospital. I heard of it taking two to three years.

>>283779

If you need it because you're earning more than $90k look at getting something cheaper or better value for money. Bupa doesn't have the best reputation for cost/value unless you have lifetime discounts.


 No.283781

>>283780

>If you need it because you're earning more than $90k look at getting something cheaper or better value for money. Bupa doesn't have the best reputation for cost/value unless you have lifetime discounts.

Yeah I need to shop around. I can't really afford to drop it because of age/tax/re-joining wait times now.

Motherbot's quarterly repayments are up over $1k now. She's had private insurance since she left high school.

It's just a fucking con.

Most civilised Western countries (excluding the US) have completely free healthcare.


 No.283782

But lets keep bringing in third worlders


 No.283783

>>283779

I some bupa thing but it's just for my teeth and doesn't even cover much. Medicare should cover all dental tbh, I mean are teeth not part of your body?

>>283780

>But the issue is more waiting if it through a public hospital. I heard of it taking two to three years.

I waited about 3 months, put me under full aesthetic and pulled the bastards out.


 No.283784

File: d105e375895e4b3⋯.jpg (268.29 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, pizza.jpg)

Really craving some pizza neets. What's the best pizza you've ever tried?


 No.283785

>>283784

I've had pizzas from fancy Italian restaurants and still think that pizzahut make the best pizzas, domino's is absolute trash


 No.283786

End of 3rd day of sobriety.

I have things mostly sorted out holy fuck bros, now that I'm basically back to normal I am absolutely wiggin out. It's like I've woken up after a month and my whole world is on fire. Mum was getting worried because I was pacing around frantically checking my emails.

I can't believe how far I've fucked up my life. The shame is horrendous, but I can only move forward.


 No.283787

>>283786

Good lad, now let's turn that 3 days into 3 months, then 3 years, ect ect.


 No.283788

>>283784

I made a few really good ones in the Weber. Made my own dough and everything.

Don Giovanni's in Adelaide (no longer exists) used to make a really good one. Daddybot proposed to Mummybot there back in the day.

The one I had on the Sunshine coast a few weeks ago was pretty good too, although my judgement might be clouded by the Italian cutie giving me a kiss on the cheek.


 No.283789

>>283784

Any pizza from Margherita's a local pizza shop here 30 years ago, nothing has ever come close since, back in those days everything was fresh and made in front of you


 No.283790

>>283786

Good to hear, Monkly.


 No.283791

>>283786

m8 good to hear, just remember one day at a time and remember on the bad days just how good you feel now and use that to get you through


 No.283792

>>283786

>I can only move forward

Actually, in my experience, you can relapse and move backwards pretty easily.


 No.283793

>>283792

Yeah, no cheat drinks Monk.

Stay in Mum's good graces and live with her as long as you're able.


 No.283794

File: 9d765c899c8ee23⋯.jpg (2.96 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, IMG20190612182712.jpg)

Dinner time


 No.283795

>>283794

>An orange


 No.283796

>>283795

In it's own china.


 No.283797

Did a 80km ride. had a cute blond girl smile at me, also had this old milfy chick have a whinge about not seeing me on the bike, i think she just wanted to release sexual tension on me by complaining.


 No.283798

>>283783

>full aesthetic

weber


 No.283799

ARTC neet you here?


 No.283800

>>283799

What do you want?


 No.283801

>>283800

News about public tracker?


 No.283802

>>283801

I haven't asked yet. I only returned today.

I did find out about that train off the track below Dubbo. Apparently there is a corridor there that we don't own and some fuckstick in upper management demanded the line be erased.


 No.283803

>>283802

Is that the cowra line? Why are they mad about it.


 No.283804

>>283772

Great effort.


 No.283805

>>283803

Dunno what or why. Should have just used a different colour or something.


 No.283806

>>283794

Those meals aren't too bad for hospital food


 No.283807

Finished my dinner and orange


 No.283808

>>283806

The orange gives it the "healthy" trick of approval.


 No.283809

>>283797

You should have exposed yourself to her to see if she was interested on what was on offer.


 No.283810

File: 562ee9c5af889d7⋯.jpg (3.73 MB, 6016x4016, 376:251, 11062019.JPG)

P good day lads. I got a bucket and was taking turns learning on my mates bike

I'm p good i didnt stall, got it into 3rd. Is awkward cos my mate is trash at riding and i dont want to say anything

>>283785

i agree its not even like pizzahut is quality or anything its just tastier trash

Theres a local that does basically a kebab pizza, got lamb, taboli, garlice sauce, and other shit i love that


 No.283811

>>283784

Squid rings with kabana


 No.283812

>>283793

The thought of those horrific withdrawals, which included the audital hallucinations and close eyed visuals is enough motivation at the moment.

Time will tell, but I never wanna go back to waking up feeling shitty and shameful all the time. In the month I took off last year I was feeling good, just gotta make some personal gains and let them motivate me. One foot forward etc


 No.283813

>>283808

Gotta have some more fibre


 No.283814

>>283786

>I can only move forward.

Good man.


 No.283815

>>283806

>>283808

They also have a nice little selection of wines, I've only tried the sauvignon blanc so far


 No.283816

>>283788

>Made my own dough

cool, you should do it again with some pics.

>Italian cutie giving me a kiss on the cheek.

..And this is the first we hear of this?


 No.283817

>>283807

How are things with the hapa girl?


 No.283818

>>283809

Missed opportunity


 No.283819

>>283816

I posted about it the night it happened, but it got zero (You)'s.


 No.283820

>>283805

Whats happening with inland rail and the PN parkes terminal, anything interesting?


 No.283821

>>283815

I took a full bottle of plonk to hospital last time I was in and they cracked the shits when they saw the empty.


 No.283822

>>283815

If you start on the wine it's going to be a growing issue, I foresee


 No.283823

>>283819

We have failed you.


 No.283824

>>283819

What post was it?


 No.283825

>>283820

IR is a dirty word and I don't want to talk about them.

The whole project is so toxic that staff have been advised to be careful about where they wear IR/ARTC shirts in some parts.


 No.283826

>>283824

The moment has passed.


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 No.283828

>>283823

we are neets, what does he expect


 No.283829

>>283825

Cant say im surprised, major infrastructure developments in aus always riddeled with fuck ups and retards.


 No.283830

>>283822

eventually all he will post is all those small empty bottles of wine


 No.283831

>>283829

Internally it's a massive shitfight too.

They're effectively a separate business using ARTC resources.

We've been told to basically do whatever they ask.

Everything is expected yesterday and security reviews are non-existent unless I chuck a shit fit.


 No.283832

>>283828

The same as he gives.


 No.283833

>>283817

Not good, pretty sure she's avoiding me now


 No.283834

>>283786

That's great work mate. It is never to late to turn your life around. You are doing a top job monk!


 No.283835

>>283832

I am a very good poster, thank you very much.


 No.283836

>>283833

Thank you for replying to posts.


 No.283837

>>283833

Oh well.

Any cute nurses at work?


 No.283838

>>283827

That post was almost a fortnight ago?


 No.283839

>>283837

Nurses are generally middle aged and overweight in my experience. I mostly only see them at the blood donation place though.


 No.283840

>>283830

<Likely


 No.283841

>>283839

There must be a steady stream of graduate ones.


 No.283842

>>283838

… and you ignored it.


 No.283843

File: 7a2283d82d8c321⋯.jpg (47.29 KB, 640x480, 4:3, nurse.jpg)

>>283841

like this


 No.283844

Thinking about booking a binge/sex holiday in December/January. I am thinking about the Philippines, Vietnam (South) or even Singapore. What's everyone's thoughts?


 No.283845

>>283821

The bottles we have at the hospital are the little 187ml bottles

>>283822

Depends on if the patients order them, they are only supposed to have one bottle per night, but sometimes they order more


 No.283846

>>283842

Unfortunately I did. I don't know why. It should have at least gotten a Hot


 No.283847

>>283841

Lots of SEA gooks from what I've seen. Sometimes blacks.


 No.283848

>>283844

Vietnam would be good, looks like an interesting place.


 No.283849


 No.283850

>>283844

What about one of the white European whore countries?


 No.283851

>>283844

>gooks

Eh, no.


 No.283852

>>283850

Not him but I'd feel too guilty about it.


 No.283853

>>283852

After I came of course.


 No.283854

>>283837

There are some

>>283847

Yes there are lots of Filipino nurses

>>283841

There's a fair mix of student and graduate nurses that pass through


 No.283855

>>283854

When are you going to get yourself one of these nurses so you no longer have to wank?


 No.283856

>>283848

I was thinking about going there.

>>283850

Which ones? I am thinking of a place within 10 hours flight time.

>>283851

Gook countries are just dirt cheap for food, flights and accommodation. That's my main reason to travel there.


 No.283857

>>283856

Amsterdam, Czech Republic


 No.283858

>>283856

Go to PNG


 No.283859

>>283858

Dank jungle boongs


 No.283860

>>283857

Good suggestions, perhaps next year.

>>283858

I don't want to die. I'm not into asphyxiation.


 No.283861

File: d5cf6113a19ef97⋯.jpg (194.79 KB, 1300x999, 1300:999, png.jpg)


 No.283862

>>283860

>Good suggestions, perhaps next year.

Yeah I'm gonna book an OS holiday for next year soonish. Just a couple of weeks somewhere white.


 No.283863

>>283858

When I worked for a certain ISP, PNG used us for there Internet. It was weird getting calls from people speaking pidgeon english, followed by the regular Australian bloke who worked there getting on the line and saying "g'day!"


 No.283864

File: 9b4ae88c578a797⋯.jpg (38.64 KB, 474x685, 474:685, downloadfile-6.jpg)

>naughty NEET's


 No.283865

>>283804

Cheers, I couldn't have done it without (You)


 No.283866

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

When we all live in the commune, every second Tuesday night will be a musical soirée.


 No.283867

>>283866

Will poohand neet be allowed in the commune?


 No.283868

>>283867

No, he is forever banished.


 No.283869

>>283868

What about rapeneet?


 No.283870

>>283869

That's just membership dues.


 No.283871

>>283870

Where is he going to find joggers to rape?


 No.283872

>>283871

There will be a treadmill and a roster.


 No.283873


 No.283874


 No.283875

>>283874

I reckon she'd be one of those who'd look progressively worse the more she took off.


 No.283876

Raped boong, raped boong, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they rape your booooooooong?


 No.283877

>>283875

You might be right


 No.283878

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.283879

Gassed jew, gassed jew, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the Zyklon B comes for you?


 No.283880

Wanked poo, wankked poo,


 No.283881

Wanked poo, wankked poo,


 No.283882

>>283855

Only time will tell


 No.283883

Poo semen


 No.283884

Cunny grool


 No.283885

>>283844

You were against the idea a fortnight ago.

I think it's a good idea.


 No.283886

>>283885

I think you have your NOOTs confused.


 No.283887

File: a8f778a5544be7c⋯.png (78.88 KB, 524x555, 524:555, karentoad.png)

Gook night


 No.283888

>>283887

Karen's aged a bit.


 No.283889

>>283887

night

>>283888

Karens dead m8, time to accept it


 No.283890

Karen crashed into Dan's as she was looking back worryingly at monk


 No.283891

>>283886

A common problem


 No.283892

>tfw almost stacked it perving on a qt on the way home from work

They are dangerous.


 No.283893

>>283892

Dissatisfied with you neet


 No.283894

>>283890

D^:

>>283892

Bet she was hexing ya.


 No.283895

>>283893

You can't be dissatisfied with Shire


 No.283896

>>283893

Nothing wrong with having a satisfying perv


 No.283897

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.283898

Worked today for 12 hours


 No.283899

>>283885

I am very pro sex tourism. I am thinking of going domestic holiday now sooner. Too much bullshit to organise unless I do plan in advance.


 No.283900

I don't perve at women, women perve at me!


 No.283901

>>283898

Have a rest


 No.283902

>>283898

Do they have you working 60 hour weeks every single week?


 No.283903

>>283902

Hospital nurses adopted 12 hour shifts, but it was supposed to be 3 days on 4 days off. Shitey here is doing 5 or 6 days a week at 12 hours.


 No.283904

>>283903

He is being exploited.


 No.283905

>>283904

The shit will hit the fan if there is a fatigue-related incident as a result.


 No.283906

Shitney have you joined a Union and reported your exploitation to them?


 No.283907

As long as there's an 8 hour break he can work as often as he wants. Also, he'll get over time.


 No.283908


 No.283909

>>283907

Pretty sure there's supposed to be 2 full days off very x weeks somewhere.


 No.283910

>>283908

Train tracker has blood spurting and limbs all over the place.


 No.283911


 No.283912

>>283902

I worked 90 hours last pay period, it depends on if there are shifts available. My contracted hours are normally 40 hours per fortnight


 No.283913

>>283750

I've been making gf 2020 vision jokes for three years now


 No.283914

>>283912

Just don’t burn yourself out. Money is no good if you have no leisure time to spend it.


 No.283915

>>283906

>>283914

So far I have enjoyed working these long hours as it keeps me occupied and takes my mind off things hapa misfortunes


 No.283916

File: 9ce35d9bba1fdc2⋯.png (21.88 KB, 735x306, 245:102, ClipboardImage.png)

Vile.


 No.283917

>>283907

I believe there has to be at least a 10 hour break between shifts


 No.283918

File: 70abb0bc8e9e8c6⋯.png (134.87 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

100mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.283919

>>283911

I don't because he bulk bills, unfortunately.


 No.283920

>>283918

Not too long to go to 125mg.


 No.283921

>>283920

The seroquel hit me hard this morning, pretty sure it's dulling the effects of the amphetamine in the morning as well


 No.283922

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>283921

Your usage of drunks in quantity = number of cooks.


 No.283923

>>283909

Maybe, with our support workers I hardly ever give people days off.


 No.283924

>>283921

You should really be fading your usage of it. It isn't going to end well.


 No.283925


 No.283926

>>283924

His spot will then be taken by a neet taking even worse drugs every evening


 No.283927

>>283926

That's the cycle unfortunately. It's only a matter of time until John 2.0


 No.283928

>>283927

I'm pretty impressed that we've gone three whole years without a mentally ill lolcow attempting to shit up the threads


 No.283929

>>283928

Have you forgotten Tabitha, Possum, etc?


 No.283930

File: a79dc55679f8cc8⋯.jpeg (20.9 KB, 190x156, 95:78, 891DC984-C5D7-4E45-B8B7-2….jpeg)

The sea tard

>be me

>about 11 years old

>having fun on beach

>suddenly a soccer mom pulls up in her van

>a fat downie squeezes out the door

>he waddles down to the ocean while laughing

>go back to building a kickass sand castle

>five minutes later the tard gets washed back up like driftwood

>he waddles up to my castle with something in his hand

>”hey you what you doing”

>”I’m just building a sandcastle”

>tard shrieks ”castle attack!”

>drops a STILL LIVING FISH onto my sandcastle

>allofmywhat.exe

>I pick up fish and rush it back to the water

>tard yells after me

>”MISTA FISHEE!”

>he runs into the water after the suffering fish

>fish manages to escape this time

>tard begins crying

>kek internally

>go back to building my sandcastle

>tard kicks my castle over

>starts hitting me

>mom saw the whole thing

>she takes me out of his reach and begins yelling at the tard

>tard wails like a banshee

>Karen heard her little angle screaming

>bitchmode800.gif activated

>”why are you yelling at my son you bitch?”

>mom turns around and she is at least a whole head taller than this bitch

>mama bear mode engaged

>”What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.”


 No.283931

>>283929

That never felt quite the same but good point


 No.283932

>>283750

>>283913

Now that's dad joke material.


 No.283933

>>283930

Based sea tard


 No.283934

File: c709cd7d79b34d3⋯.png (223.91 KB, 900x623, 900:623, 1554642416035.png)


 No.283935

File: eec132b83d4f659⋯.jpg (1.96 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, DSC_0112.JPG)

File: b73872aa584d513⋯.jpg (1.74 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG_20190609_182712.jpg)

File: 9f281a54df63467⋯.jpg (1.74 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, IMG_20190609_171353.jpg)

Well the new house situation has gotten worse, the real estate still hasn't sent over a plumber to fix the fucking kitchen sink or the toilet (it's blocked up but still flushes but looks like it's gonna spill over the bowl).

I brushed a whole bunch of bi carb soda into the carpets and cleaned the kitchen some more but the smell still persists, I think I know what's causing it thou.

The P trap under the sink is leaking (and some dumb fuck taped over an air inlet) and from what I've read if there's no water in the p trap sewer gases will escape out of the drain.

I'm tempted to call a plumber to confirm my suspicions since I know the RE bitch will deny it and I'll basically want a lot of compensation since I can't really live in a house with sewer gas (it's bad for my athsma).

To make matters worse the power line to the house was crossing through a tree in my front yard and a big branch broke off and was lowering the line, had to call Western power to fix it and I had to cut down and remove the rest of the branches since they were blocking me and my neighbours drive way. I told the bitch about it when I first moved in and she did nothing.

Im stressed as fuck, had the keys for nearly 3 weeks and I haven't been able to spend a single night in the house and I've punched about 6 walls in the last week, I'm gonna need a script for valium soon or I'll lose it bad.


 No.283936

>>283935

Get TodayTonight or ACA on them.


 No.283937

>>283935

Also stop paying rent which will force a tribunal hearing


 No.283938

Went to see the Godzilla movie today anons, it was a good movie. Hardly anyone was there and I got the whole room to my self.


 No.283939

>>283935

That's pretty fucked up mate.

>>283936

It's unironically a more effective then traditional methods of support.


 No.283940

>>283935

>bi carb soda

That reminds me, I need to get some baking soda


 No.283941

>>283937

But then I would be in breach too, I'll have to email the agent and tell them to wipe the rent up till the point the house is fixed. If they won't even negotiate then I'll have to issue breaches and probably wind up in a tribunal.

And to think 3 weeks ago I was optimistic, this is the karma I get from drinking at Craig's I guess.


 No.283942

>>283935

Did you go through a real estate agent for this apartment?


 No.283943

>>283940

>That reminds me, I need to get some baking soda NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes


 No.283944

>>283938

I've always wanted to wank at the cinemas


 No.283945

>>283944

I wank in the popcorn cabinet


 No.283946

>>283942

It's a duplex but yeah I went through a big name agency, at first I was gonna just breach them and end the whole thing but I decided to see if they'd try to fix it but I guess I'm just wasting my time


 No.283947

Fucking lot of single mums on the dating apps out here in woop woop


 No.283948

>>283943

Need to get some baking soda to take with the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes. Apparently the absorption of amphetamine is greatly affected by stomach pH, when the stomach is too acidic most of the amphetamine turns into its water-soluble form and gets pissed out, need to get some baking soda to make my stomach more alkaline so more of the fat-soluble form gets absorbed. At my current dosage of 2 x 5mg, I can't really notice its effects at all, don't even know what the effects are at this point, which is why I switched back / combined with Ritalin for a bit


 No.283949

>>283948

You just need to take more, and don't take them to get high because it defeats the purpose of taking them and you'll go junkie mode


 No.283950

>>283948

I see that working at a hospital can increased your understanding of how to maximum your binges.

Remember NEET;

With big brains comes big responsibilities.


 No.283951

>>283946

Has the real estate agent been facilitating any discussion between you and your landlord, have they provided any advice?


 No.283952

>>283948

Smoke them out of an old light bulb.


 No.283953

>>283944

I actually thought of doing that today LOL


 No.283954

>>283951

No, she said she would get a plumber around and when I asked about the cleaning and smell she ignored those points (it was among other issues I listed in an email)


 No.283955

hey NEETs if I am applying for Uni but I left High School years ago what is the process


 No.283956

>>283955

What are you going to study anon?


 No.283957

>>283956

Accounting


 No.283958

File: 32428b432239894⋯.png (5.19 KB, 645x773, 645:773, woji.png)

feel like cruisey after the misso washed his penis


 No.283959

>>283957

You'll probably need to do a STAT test. Look up the 'STAT test [name of your state]'.


 No.283960

The STAT is just an IQ test to prove you can survive the course. If you don't have any TAFE qualifications or anything it will be the way to go unless your paticular uni has some foundations studies bullshit. The STAT would get you in faster as the foundations course would take a semester or so but the STAT also costs money. Don't dilly dally with your application as you'll get late fees.


 No.283961

File: 598ac9f66cf811e⋯.webm (8.54 MB, 896x504, 16:9, ebba.webm)

:(


 No.283962

>>283959

>>283960

I did STAT after doing poorly in HS, got into the course I wanted and it was a relatively easy and straight forward process.


 No.283963

>>283959

I looked up STAT and it seems like they don't open applications until September


 No.283964

Also whats the cut off for ATARs counting, I passed HS in 2015


 No.283965

>>283964

No idea, I did STAT after one year.


 No.283966

I still go to high school but I'm not a student


 No.283967

>>283966

are you a jannie?


 No.283968

>>283964

Generally anything under 35 will only say under 35. They won't give you the actual value. Anything under 50 is basically useless, even 60 is pretty fucking limited.


 No.283969

Not that 2015 will count though. 2017 was your last year to use.

>tfw has atar of 51.03

It's amazing I even got an ATAR tbh, the principal was always threatening that I wouldn't be eligible due to my non-attempts.


 No.283970

>>283968

I got 69 though

>>283969

Oh, wew


 No.283971

>>283963

Yeah, it might be worth looking into foundation studies courses if you can get one for free. Knocking it out in the second semester wouldn't put you behind if you did the STAT at the end of the year assuming the course is only a single semester.


 No.283972

>>283969

>>tfw has atar of 51.03

Fucking goon has done a number on me,


 No.283973

>>283967

No but I hang out a lot in the girls toilets


 No.283974

>tfw depressed


 No.283975

Good night fellas.


 No.283978

>tfw impressed


 No.283979


 No.283980

File: 9f24fe93fe37dcc⋯.png (166.79 KB, 350x238, 25:17, ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends


 No.283981

>>283929

Both the same person.


 No.283982

Good morning everybody. Yes, even you, Shitey.


 No.283983

>>283930

I've missed these Is that you sperg?


 No.283984

>>283982

Morning.


 No.283985

That new Boongs on the Parade at Norwood thread will probably be needed later today.

Might be worth making it and locking it or something.


 No.283986

>>283935

I think you've found your true calling, fucking RE agents up.

Maybe they've been here and thought overflowing poo was what you were after.


 No.283987

File: 9927f74ed593c75⋯.png (470.21 KB, 750x556, 375:278, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.283988

>>283985

I'll feel like a dog cunt breaking my own rules.

They can copypaste:

——————————————-

NEET General #376 - Boongs On Parade Edition

Of Norwood

(Then write some shit about Monk getting his Gen or NK getting poo come back to take it's revenge after all the ones he's exploited.)

OLD >>283452

————————————————–

PS Image is >>283535


 No.283989

>>283987

goon and Chicken Period diet


 No.283990

>>283988

*At Norwood


 No.283991

>>283988

I think we need a ban for whoever fucks it up.


 No.283992

>>283938

> it was a good movie

I don't think I've even seen the original. I presumed they were all b grade shit.


 No.283993

>>283991

Council Meeting tonight, if they fuck it, we'll fuck them.


 No.283994

>>283941

>Craig

wew


 No.283995

>>283947

Ask them if they are in to being treated like a 200 tonne loco.


 No.283996

>>283952

>Shire's past

You should've taken your flag off.


 No.283997

>>283958

Sleepy?


 No.283998

>>283961

Kids should not play minor chords, they lack the emotional depth to understand them.


 No.283999


 No.284000

>>283998

Youtube has actually banned that clip of her. Whitey isn't even allowed to mourn victims of diversity.


 No.284001

>>284000

That guitar deserves to be remembered prior to being fucked by a minor.


 No.284002

sctotes mcdotes washing time is about to commence.


 No.284003

File: c022f7744c2cce7⋯.png (745.12 KB, 1199x705, 1199:705, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.284004

File: 9296442357ec51a⋯.jpg (1.87 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_7960.JPG)

File: ac7d4fdc5759d6b⋯.jpg (4.36 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_7955.JPG)

Morning Neetos… just got back from a few days working at the sunshine coast at my friends machine shop / bike shop….

Very interesting job a kid with cerebral paulsey needed a one handed braking system for his moutain bike so we built this custom hydralic system for him. I took it for a test ride on the shop bike to alex heads and back …. the breaking power was LUDICROUS…. could stop on a dime….


 No.284005

File: 751158cf9759bc4⋯.jpg (9.51 MB, 11374x3076, 5687:1538, IMG_7956.JPG)

I took it for 20km test ride to alex heads and back ….

was totally packed …. goooned it up absolutely kino afternooon


 No.284006

File: 0a04ce8cb5211f7⋯.jpg (1.79 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_7976.JPG)

File: 04c613f14f70036⋯.jpg (1.9 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_7977.JPG)

In other news my bike has terminal cancer… inoperable :('''


 No.284007

>>284004

retarded kids shouldn't be allowed on the road


 No.284008

>>284006

Those welds are terrible. I wonder if they contributed to the metallurgical failure?


 No.284009

>>284007

thats not his bike… its the prototype system (lever and blue calipers) being test ridden on the shop bike

its going on the kids mountain bike and he we will be riding off road under his fathers supervision….

dont knock disabled kids you dick


 No.284010

>>284007

honestly they should be put down at birth


 No.284011

File: eb75dc0c1d87491⋯.jpg (2.55 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_7948.JPG)

>>284008

> welds

the frame is a specialised hardrock from 2005 its was mass produced somewhere in Taiwan…

> failure

No thats just me throwing it down BIG sets of stairs everyday for 10 years :P

time to strip it down and get ready for a fucktonne of suprises….. this could get expensive


 No.284012

>>284010

but where will future neet gen posters come from?


 No.284013

>>284012

we are the last generation of NEETs


 No.284014

>>283986

I'm not into tacky features


 No.284015

File: a620525e08b5724⋯.png (2.01 MB, 1251x885, 417:295, ClipboardImage.png)

Off to face the day, have a good one.


 No.284016

Hope Weber hasn’t forgotten about tonight’s penis inspection


 No.284017

File: e35910dd9cb976f⋯.jpg (782.61 KB, 1080x2220, 18:37, Screenshot_20190613-090554….jpg)

Looking for some backpackers to kidnap


 No.284018

>>284016

Looking forward to it!


 No.284019

Another day at the serfrium bros


 No.284020

>>284017

saw a cute girl walking on the side of the road on the sunny coast hinterland yesterday…wanted to pick her up but the van was full with people and bikes :/


 No.284021

rofl rofl rofl

there's a poojeeta contractor started here whose first name is "arshdeep"


 No.284022


 No.284023

>>284022

she is insisting people call her anna


 No.284024

>>284023

call her unna


 No.284025

>>284024

I'll just keep exclaiming "arsedeep unna!" randomy.

They've got her sitting in the security office for some reason event though she's not security.


 No.284026

Arshdeep anal HPV


 No.284027

>>284025

>They've got her sitting in the security office for some reason event though she's not security.

Apparently it is because the rest of the building is "too cold". She just turned on the heater.


 No.284028

>>284025

I WANNA GO ARSEDEEP UNNA


 No.284029

>>284028

She's actually reasonably nice looking. Monk would approve.


 No.284031

File: 7d8855a9894ef1d⋯.jpg (1.85 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_7953.JPG)

>>284019

fark my drive train is fucked need new all sprockets and the headset headset i sourced for this new donor frame is being fucky with some wierd play …. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

inspected forks seals and bearings ….topped up with oil and air @ 200psi… at least they are mint….


 No.284033

>tfw just woke up


 No.284034

>>284033

morning


 No.284036

>>284034

Good afternoon


 No.284037

File: 6aba2b31631a447⋯.jpg (74.72 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 6aba2b31631a447f27db47b36c….jpg)

>>284033

me too. feel pretty shit


 No.284039

ARSHDEEP UNNA


 No.284040

I have finished all of my exams NEETs. i am free for about a month.


 No.284041

>>284040

What do you plan on doing for a month?


 No.284042

>>284041

lose weight and exercise


 No.284043

>>284042

i think you're forgetting have a wank


 No.284044

>>284040

Lucky bastard, I've got mine from two to three weeks from now.


 No.284045

>>284043

that is a part of exercise.

>>284044

Good luck!


 No.284046

>>284044

You should be studying, not frittering away your time on here, young man!


 No.284047

I haven't shaved for a few days and now have heavy stubble with lots of blond and red bits mixed in with very dark, almost black hair. The hair on my head is light brown but bleaches quite readily in the sun. Will this strange colouration persist with length? Could I grow a beard with blonde/red hair in it?


 No.284048

>>283936

I don't think the boomer audience would be interested in a guy in his 20's with a bad rental situation


 No.284049

I'm kind of excited but also scared shitless about my orientation at RSPCA on Saturday, I'm not sure what sort of people I'll be volunteering with. Has anyone here volunteered at an RSPCA Op Shop before?


 No.284050

>>284040

What are you studying? I begin my bachelor of accounting on 9 July. Not really looking forward to it but I need to get my shit together.


 No.284051

>tfw depressed


 No.284052

>>284049

You'll be fine


 No.284053

>>284050

Im doing a Bachelor of applied commerce majoring in accounting. it gets easier as it goes on.


 No.284054


 No.284055

>>284047

Only way to find out how it looks is to grow it out.

I've got a tinge of the ginge and I don't mind it.


 No.284056

>>284055

>tfw no tinge of ginge on the minge


 No.284057

Some fuckstick actually assigned me work to do at 6pm tonight. This is an outrage.


 No.284058

arsedeep was telling some other woman about her menstrual pain

i want her out of my safe space now


 No.284059

>>284058

Weber?


 No.284060


 No.284061

Day 4

Went home to pick up my car today.

Now driving back to Wagga.

The depression and self-loathing is unbearable. Looking at the sunset and been weeping as I drive for hours.

I've never felt more inclined to drive into an oncoming road train.

Not good neets

>Tfw more depressed than ever


 No.284062

>>284060

What’s for dinner big fella?


 No.284063

>>284062

Probably some takeaway crap on the drive home after this I can't start until 6pm is done.


 No.284064

>>284061

Have an anti-depressant

Also what are you doing? I'm kind of out of the loop.


 No.284065

File: df635886abcc145⋯.jpeg (9.51 KB, 217x320, 217:320, B0DAA1BF-6C14-42FF-B43E-D….jpeg)

>>284061

How are you planning to unjust yourself


 No.284066

>>284063

Pretty sure I typed job or work in there


 No.284067

Just had a big wank


 No.284068

>>284064

Monk is living with his Mum.


 No.284069


 No.284070

Fat neet cock


 No.284071


 No.284072

I didn't choose the beta life, the beta life choose me.


 No.284073

>>284023

>she

hot


 No.284074

>>284049

You'll be fine.

I've beem in them before, there were two 40 odd year old guys and a lady.


 No.284075

>>284073

she's married, has a kid, and apparently is bleeding from her hole


 No.284076


 No.284077

File: 53e4cd4a5752140⋯.png (644.4 KB, 639x639, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

Apparently Salisbury Man vs bus was resolved after 40-odd minutes. Police arrested him.


 No.284078

>>284061

Have a cry let it all out


 No.284079

>>284075

why do women talk about such things at work


 No.284080

>>284079

I don't know.

They're just so casual about it too.


 No.284081

>>284077

That's Mawson Lakes, Salisbury doesn't have those fancy looking buildings.

Good on him, standing up for what he believes in.

Looks like he was just trying to get out of WftD


 No.284082

>>284079

Women do such things often.

Imagine if we talked about prostate pain, hemorrhoids and IBS.


 No.284083

>>284063

6pm is almost here.

Is that when you start or end?


 No.284084


 No.284085

>>284066

Now the NEETs wordfilter themselves.


 No.284086

>>284084

Eh, shit.

Take your time and get the big serf.


 No.284087

>>284082

maybe we could start talking about how we need a Sanitary napkin for our penis discharge


 No.284088

>>284087

Or how when our brothers did a big poo they hemorrhaged their rectum.


 No.284089

File: 15f51c94210da68⋯.jpg (3.58 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, IMG20190613182424.jpg)

Dinner time soon


 No.284090

Now it will go quiet because one of the good posters has disappeared.


 No.284091

>>284089

Are you allowed to drink piss on shift?


 No.284092

>>284089

You should find and empty bed and eat it there.


 No.284093

>>284092

where do you think he got it from?


 No.284094

>>284091

No, I'll take that home with me


 No.284095

>>284093

Stole the pallative care dude;s last beer.


 No.284096

>>284095

he died b4 he got to drink it, no point letting it go to waste


 No.284097

>>284096

What a cheaky way to stop drinking.


 No.284098

>>284090

Which one?


 No.284099

I FUCKING HATE NORDVPN SO MUCH

FUCKING REDDIT VPN I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE IT


 No.284100

>>284099

Use PIA


 No.284101


 No.284102

Wank


 No.284103

ed


 No.284104

Poo


 No.284105

File: 5d114a5529b22ca⋯.jpg (430.31 KB, 2400x2400, 1:1, IMG_2981.jpg)

>>284089

>single piece of bread sealed in plastic.

>tupperware soup bowls.

It's all coming back to me.


 No.284106

>>284105

>It's all coming back to me.

the mental health unit? IKTF


 No.284107

>>284013

I wonder what the last neet will do


 No.284108

Worked today for 4 hours


 No.284109

>>284105

Did you enjoy the food?


 No.284110

>>284089

They have beer in hospital for staff lol?


 No.284111

File: 14adf31ae34086f⋯.jpg (167.32 KB, 640x640, 1:1, su.jpg)

>>284110

you should see what the surgeons have with lunch


 No.284112

File: c0a061998333c71⋯.jpg (3.25 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190613201452.jpg)

Time to have my light beer


 No.284113

>>284111

scary if true. I was in HADS recently and knew the night staff just sit in the toilet on their phone all night. I wondered if they had sneaky beers on fridays to pass the time. they probably did


 No.284114

>>284106

Valium binge wanks

>>284109

SA had decent food, QLD was terrible.

>>284111

Gotta calm the nerves before brain surgary somehow. Probably helps them keep a steady hand to be honest.

>>284112

(You) deserve it!


 No.284115

Fucking Christ bros

Had my closest call with death on the drive tonight

Was gunnin it a bit much given it was a bit wet when I come up to this sudden turn maybe 20°, I was doing 100 and should have taken it maybe 75. There was maybe a 6 foot near vertical bank with a ditch too but I didn't wanna turn too fast. Left wheel went over the line and just into the dirt and I reckon I was close to hitting one of those reflective plastic posts. Didn't really drift but it felt pretty close to it. My heart dropped and I was almost certain I was gonna roll it up the bank.

Fuckin hell what a rush, I was woopin and hollerin and laughing for a good 5 minutes after. Adrenaline is definitely the best antidepressant my god.

Finally made it. What a day. Watching that dark road for so many hours became almost psychedelic.


 No.284116

>>284115

Time to have a wank now?


 No.284117

>>284115

>Fuckin hell what a rush, I was woopin and hollerin and laughing for a good 5 minutes after. Adrenaline is definitely the best antidepressant my god.

Mildly concerning, don't do anything dumb neeto


 No.284118

>>284116

Yeah, mummybots in Sydney tonight so it's time for a huge wank off. Been nofap since Sunday

Got a six pack of Carlton zeros


 No.284119

Drive safe, neets. Every K over is a killer.


 No.284120

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>284115

>what a rush

WHAT A RUSH!


 No.284121


 No.284122

>>284119

It's best to sit a good 15 under the limit during peak hour so the wagies aren't able to drive recklessly while tired


 No.284123

>>284115

Glad you're alright mate, take it easy on the roads aye.


 No.284124

>>284122

I hated doing my goon runs during wagie home time. The cunts would fang this one corner without any indicators all the fucking time. There's often broken glass and shit at that corner.


 No.284125

I’m a vile pig bros

Fuck

Need to go full ascetic


 No.284126

>>284125

what did you wank to?


 No.284127

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.284128

File: 9dcde90c9cc04fc⋯.png (245.35 KB, 680x585, 136:117, 1536375903921.png)


 No.284129

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>284128

You know it baby.


 No.284130

Off the piss I've had no real desire to wank


 No.284131

>>284130

Dan controls your balls, neet


 No.284132

There's gonna be a hospital show about alcoholics on channel 9 next


 No.284133

>>284132

I read this to the rhythm of >>284129


 No.284134

Back home from work in time for the meeting.


 No.284135

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thinking of monk


 No.284136

>>284134

I'm in a depressive state of affairs, thinking about time gone by, missed opportunities and the ex friends mothers I shouldn't've cracked on to.


 No.284137

>>284136

Cheer up. You get to inspect and clean my penis in a little while.


 No.284138

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>284137

The silver lining.


 No.284139

>>284118

>Got a six pack of Carlton zeros

Not sure if this is a good or bad thing.

I mean it's no alcohol, but it's still basically beer.


 No.284140

>>284118

I get carlton zeros sometimes. They're onlylike 10bux for a 6 pack. I find it doesnt increase any cravings.


 No.284141


 No.284142

>>284140

They taste ok, it's nice to nurse one and I don't guzzle em like real beer


 No.284143

Pretty average aftertaste tho


 No.284144

I wish they made semen flavoured beer


 No.284145

Might have a glass of scotch and then go to bed.


 No.284146


 No.284147

Wonder if Weber passed the inspection


 No.284148

Couch wank


 No.284149

File: fc06d3777d093e1⋯.png (134.86 KB, 398x397, 398:397, 39922ce8.png)

100mg of seroquel down the hatch


 No.284150

>>284144

You could just cum in your own beer


 No.284151

>>284147

Best blue vein cheese they've ever tasted apparently.


 No.284152

>tfw have to wash your own penis

Not even any cheese, just lint,


 No.284153

Ardbeg 10 never fails to please.


 No.284154

>>284149

You are off the rails mate. I'm back down to 50mg


 No.284155

File: 57e00dded11b4f9⋯.png (2.98 MB, 1251x1671, 417:557, ClipboardImage.png)

Good night friends.


 No.284156

>>284155

Good night big horny goat


 No.284157

>>284154

How do you deal with the subsequent insomnia?

>>284155

Goodnight


 No.284158

>>284157

I've been mentally and physically busy lately. And waking up early.

And clean bed sheets


 No.284159

Real tired before 11

Wowee


 No.284160

125mg of anal HPV cream up the bum


 No.284161

File: f2bb5e1dd19259f⋯.jpg (240.79 KB, 668x843, 668:843, durryunna2.jpg)

>>284160

See (You) soon NEET


 No.284162

>>284160

Mummybot can apply that for you now, can't she?


 No.284163

I'm going to bed now.

If you guys run the thread out overnight, don't forget Cruisedog's instructions:

>>283988

>>283990

>>283535


 No.284164

The rental stress has constipated and dehydrated NK.

The boongka industry has started cutting production and laying off staff.


 No.284165

File: abad379e7b1d802⋯.png (232.22 KB, 480x287, 480:287, NoFunNeet.png)


 No.284166

File: f556033c9cf0ffc⋯.png (39.62 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, 3261c6292e96fb9e13903ac38a….png)

>>284165

Paint the NASBoongs flag with the words:

ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS WILL BE

NO = YES & YES = ANAL

or no balls.


 No.284167

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.284168

>>284166

Buy me paint


 No.284169

I need to sort my life out.


 No.284170

>>284168

Rack it you toy


 No.284171

>>284169

You need to: >>284166


 No.284172

File: 2c97b328ea5076a⋯.png (105 KB, 831x717, 277:239, unna2.PNG)

>>284166

hows this

>>284168

I have some black miniture spraypaint


 No.284173

>>284170

Im too lazy and all the racks are caged.


 No.284174

File: f751281b45e5b79⋯.jpg (76.4 KB, 700x467, 700:467, ItsArtUNNA.jpg)

>>284172

Pree fucking deadly cuz.

Really lyke how da bottom text is worped tha rong way!


 No.284175

>>284173

That's why you go hit up the local young zoomer toys and let em know who's the fucking alpha.


 No.284176

>>284174

I dunno how to do it right UNNA


 No.284177

>>284175

Lel no one even paints around joondy. Whats a toy?


 No.284178

>>284176

That's because you're on the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes, try again tomorrow.

>>284177

Must be nice.

Word that experienced writers use when referring to noobs.


 No.284179

>>284178

What other words do writers use?


 No.284180

>>284179

I don't know, I'm not one.

"throwies" was another I remember, pretty sure it refers to a quick and easy piece.

A "Piece" is what you showed in your picture: >>284165

Tags are self-explanatory

I'd also assume you know what bombing is.


 No.284181

>>284180

You're a fuckin toy


 No.284182

If I remember throwies usually aren't filled in. They're just the outer lines of whatever's written.


 No.284183

>>284181

Well obviously, I don't paint.


 No.284184

>>284182

Wrong! You toy cunt


 No.284185

>>284183

Probs not even fresh brah


 No.284186

>>284180

whats a bombing


 No.284187

>>284186

Just tagging in public places


 No.284188

>>284186

With lots of people around


 No.284189


 No.284190

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Have a wank


 No.284191

>>284190

This is good wanking material.


 No.284192

Need a sleep


 No.284193


 No.284194


 No.284197

I forgot to take my fluoxetine last night


 No.284198

Early-morning wanks


 No.284199

Still can't get to sleep. Might have to put off volunteering again until I get my sleeping sorted


 No.284200

Morning neets

>>284199

Personally, I'd just put off volunteering for the rest of your life. See if donating your body to science after you're dead will fulfill those wfd requirements.


 No.284201

File: 2fcc8c74afa23c0⋯.png (266.88 KB, 500x333, 500:333, ClipboardImage.png)

Good morning friends.


 No.284202


 No.284203

>>284163

They are very slow NEETs.


 No.284204


 No.284205


 No.284206


 No.284207

Didn't sleep.

Shitey jinxed me.

Fuck I hate this. I'm seeing a doctor next week and I'm gonna demand some real sleeping pills instead of Seroquel.

Maybe I couldn't sleep because of my wank last night.

Either way this sucks, I had been waking up feeling refreshed the last couple days.


 No.284208

File: 7e849a2897ad5dc⋯.jpg (2.69 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, IMG20190614070727.jpg)

>>284206

6 hours until work. I was meant to see the psychiatrist at 1pm today but I'm starting work at 1pm instead. There's no getting back to sleep now may as well just go volunteer soon, wouldn't be good to fall asleep during the day


 No.284209

>>284207

Seroquel making you sleep is just it's side effect. After using it for a while it wont do that.

I'm glad you are getting off it, that shit should not be prescribed for sleeping issues.


 No.284210

>>284208

Burn out is a real thing. Be careful.

I'd give volunteering a miss and just relax, even if you can't sleep.


 No.284211

Morning all.

11 posts to go


 No.284212

>>284208

I can wank to this.


 No.284214

>>284211

Morning, about time too.


 No.284215

>>284211

Good morning


 No.284216

>>284207

Have a temazepam


 No.284217

>>284215

Good morning, Shitey.

It is good you have heeded our advice about posting.


 No.284218

>>284208

You're in for a rough one


 No.284219

>>284209

Yeah but the cunts wouldn't prescribe me anything else. I'm confident if I open up about my issues they will


 No.284220

>>284218

NOPE THATS ME

up since 1am puking and shitting non stop im actually really sick and have shit to do today

ASS PISS


 No.284221

and now i have

BUM RASH


 No.284223

POSSUM TOCKLEY


 No.284224




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