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Mmmmm. Smells good. Tastes good. Good for you. Good for me.

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and this is why Weber should be banned from taking sickies


Drinking some beer now.


Quite a few derros lookin like they're on Craig's meth up here in Wagga

Unfortunate lack of cute ornamentals



Might be some on the Charles Sturt Uni grounds.


Also saw a boong for the first time in ages

She was staring at me staring at her



She wanted to get COLONISED by you after watching your videos on COOKED.COM


























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I've got some weird sinus pressure going on, neets. My ears feel all funny.



You need a packet of wagon wheels stat!


I want to have a nap but I've got uni work to do.


Whose woods these are I think I know.

His house is in the village though;

He will not see me stopping here

To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer

To stop without a farmhouse near

Between the woods and frozen lake

The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake

To ask if there is some mistake.

The only other sound’s the sweep

Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,

But I have promises to keep,

And miles to go before I sleep,

And miles to go before I sleep.



If you do the work now, you can enjoy a longer and better quality nap later.



Yeah, I'm slaving away at it. The uni life is not much better than the wagie life it seems. I've never had a 9-5 job so I wouldn't know.



Uni gives you a couple of weeks off every 10 or 12 weeks, and 3 months off at the end of the year. No workplace gives you that.



I guess being a teacher is kind of close. The trade off I see is that a wagie has more money to splash around. I guess the grass is always greener on the other side though.



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maybe you have one of these crawling around in your ear





I once saw my mum get bitten by a giant centipede. She isn't a sook but it had her in a great deal of pain.



Is that thing even real?



Google has one record of Hans The Spider Worm, so no.



Time for a bike ride


Got all my uni done neets. Going to kill commies in HoI4


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Would be better if she performed with no clothes on.



and had a banjo



have you played the kaiserreich mod?



Not yet, the game has recently updated and the mod won't be updated for a bit. I'm loving vanilla and will do a few more playthroughs with it before I start modding.



This is why Webby should be taking more sickies.


Wagies will be home soon.


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Afternoon tea time



The Herald Sun.


Ride completed


It's cheap ass Tuesday at Dominos isn't it? Might order Possum a garlic bread care package.


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Wouldn't the shame of the same delivery driver be too much?



You're right.

I ordered something from somewhere else anyway.



Wait until 2 days from now to eat that yellow thing and see what happens.



Was it finger lickin' good?



Probably diarrhea


Going to the golf club for 2for1 Parma night with mummo



Have a softdrink.


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>so you don't just sit there with a coffee.

H-how did you know..

But yeah, decent advice. I think I'll try go for a shower first thing tomorrow.

Also, why isn't the gen called "Boongs On Parade" SMH



>Also, why isn't the gen called "Boongs On Parade" SMH

I forgot. Cruisey can change it if he wants.


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How to find sugar mummy cougar?



Is your name Chad?

Do you have an above-average pecker?



No, does 6 inches count?



girth? yeah


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Don't get smashed monk



He must mean radius.


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Going to go have a shop. Need some food.


Are you neets projecting or are you donkey dick niggers?



Feeling a little insecure there neet?



We're just generalising about women.


If you ask nicely, NK might give you a dowel to bite down on before he well, I won't ruin the surprise.



Nah im good


You roastie!



Women do seem to have unusually high expectations for men. Like they expect top tier performance to be average.



meanwhile they age like milk


>tfw no femdom wife to cherish



Rebecca doesn't want to be cherished.


I have my shopping trip planned but I will have to choose between a 5kg bag of potatoes or two boxes of goon as I can't carry both sets of items.



>tfw didn't get to spend the long weekend skiing at Perisher with Rebecca



She wants to spend the weekend being the Punisher



Do you need 5kg of potatoes in one go?


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Dinner time



Disgusting. The Children's Ward would have better food.



You're a goon machine, go for the goon and potatoes to held you stretch out the goon.


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depends what he's going to use them for I suppose



I only ever roast them, so only buy 2 or 3 at a time. 5kg is a shitload.


This is not the Boongs on Parade Edition.



So ungrateful.



Boongs on the Parade at Norwood


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The guy who plays bass in it is one of the absolute greatests.


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Exactly. >>283024

I even made a pepe for it.



Shitey you cunt. Reply to posts.


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You won't forget next time aye cuz



You should listen to us brainy NEETs more often.



I'm so sorry.



I'm home and hungry for NEET bums.



You made a decent edition, the formatting is correct.




When I quit, that morning durry was the hardest to kick. But if you have one in the morning, you'll want another an hour later.

The longer you can hold out in the morning the better.



I think I must change the edition. Unless >>283502 is ok with waiting.

There is a good chance we will forget though.

You are owed one Gen.



As the creator of this thread, I don't have a problem with a do-over.

Killing this one and creating another will kill of one more thread (#3?) from the early days though.


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They call me slick for short, they even call me slick when I don't have shorts.



I can edit..

Oh wait, no I can't. I don't think I can change the pic.

He will have to wait.

I might delete the next if I am here when it gets made and it's not the Boongs on Parade Edition.

This is an ok Gen.



Got caught smoking in my room again… If do it one more time I'm getting kicked outta my aunts, but it's so tempting to just relax in bed having a dart instead of going out in this rainy weather in my socks to smoke. I don't want to be homeless though so I have to set my priorities in order unfortunately



Time to go to Dan's?



Seems pretty simple to me, brosef. Get up and have a smoke outside.

If you get gooned and smoke in bed you risk burning her house down.



Yeah but at least he'll enjoy the smoke while sleeping soundly when the house is burning down.



get your act together neet



My grandad burnt his mattress on fire when he was smoking in his room, he was piss drunk of course. That's one of the reasons that mum kicked me out because she was worried I'd do the same, the main reason I had to leave was being an alcoholic though


I know I really need to, it's just that whenever I drink I get lazy as fuck and don't consider the consequences. It's going to be even harder when I move into a share house in a few weeks because it's staffed 24/7 and there's a zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol, I'm not necessarily afraid of getting kicked out from smoking in my room because it's impossible to do anyway but I know I'll try sneaking alcohol in. So I just need to be really stealthy or resist the urge to drink there altogether



Are you still taking the meds to bypass the booze?



I'm on a few antipsychotics and a antidepressant including seroquel and even then it does nothing to help, when I first had sero it knocked me out but now it doesn't do anything for me. I know I'm on a low dose (100mg) but I just don't have the right meds to substitute alcohol with



Sorry I thought you were the other NEET who got put in a detox program and given the alchy drugs.



you boong



True, I think I'll try and stay busy and occupy myself by doing some endurance wanks.


Nah I'm alright with waiting, this gen is pretty comfy. Wouldn't wanna dog old mate just to get my way.


Yeah no worries, I'm a patientNEET.


Go smoke during /nightwalk/ you boong


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>wish I was somewhere like this



Too cold for boongs.


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Good luck, tobacco is a shit drug, you don't need it.


I think shitey might be my Weber. I thought it might've been monaro for a bit but he pales in comparison to shitey's misbehavings.






Thanks, I'll need it.


scary to think

one day a alcohol flat tax will make goon 40+ dollars around the country. I feel bad for northern territory neets



Up your seroquel dosage and have a wank



It's cold enough here



boong blowjobs will be at an all time high


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>tfw capped internet and getting 3500ping

Feels like I'm on dial-up.



The boongs will switch to metho and boot polish.



regional boongs already enjoy delicacies such as glue



What was that?


im surprised that boongs haven't turned to jenkem yet


Why won't you reply to anything I say?



Boongs are more civilized than african niggers



white fellas already provide all the good stuff a dardy noongar could want



Because; we're all _lazy here


Is half this board from perth?




I'm not talking to you.

Shitey is an offensive NEET.



I think a couple left but there used to be at least half a dozen regular WA neets



Now there's only one and teeth marks in some dirty pillows.



I had a lime soda and looked on in relative disgust as the old punters, women included went back and forth between bar and pokies on a Tuesday afternoon before a current affair was even over



We should brigade his posts with boong porn



All two videos of it


Unspoilered dick pics, who doesn't love em.


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Looks like the ancient boongs shitposted with white fella porn



post em if ya got em


>board has more rules than any other board I've seen on the site thus far

>every thread is a general

>every thread but the top three is locked

u wot



Strong border policy is an Australian tradition






Guess that's why Brenton hit NZ then.


Idle curiosity brought me here. Love aussies but not one anyway, although NEET. Will just be on me way now.



We are but a small community for the appreciation and discussion of ornamental orientals.



sayounara friendo


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Fuck whitey fuck new fags too



Weren't you new once before?


>tfw blasé


Worked today for 12 hours


Nobody reply



Come back and tickle the old girl sometime aye.


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Wtf is that thing?



She costs 1L of 91



That's pretty steep these days.



Look at how red her touch is. She would send that lizard right up your crack.



*her tongue



I need to lock a couple then.



I'll go through 5kg by cooking 3-4 batches of stew. I've never had any potatoes go soft from waiting too long.



Nah he's alright, except for mentioning that kiwi fag.



I've been shitposting on this site since /meatpie/.


>8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

Has anyone ever been banned for violating this?

>14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

I know I sure as shit have broken this one.


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100mg of seroquel down the hatch



Need an extra zero on the end there mate.



There are the Rules and then there are the Rules.




Fuck off Rebecca



That isn't going to do anything



>but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

This needs to be a universal rule on all chans unless the individual is being a spastic that deserves it


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What's the film ausNEETS last watched?

>yes I know it's about UK thugs



The second rule did kill off asioneet posting for the most part though, it used to be almost wank/goon tier on the recycled neet gen jokes list.



The Ballad of Buster Scruggs



I watched I Am Mother.

Not that good tbh



I think the last movie I watched was Barry Lyndon


I'm watching a tv show called 'Happy'.

I thought it would be funny but it's a bit shit.

Misso is liking it more than I expected her to so I guess I'm stuck watching it.


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ok boong lovers which one is better



where is 2.jpg



thats not the question cxunt




>where is 2.jpg



Good night friends.


My kidneys hurt too much to lay on my back bros

Might have to go doctor tomorrow


I might need a wank tomorrow


The bigger the wank, the bigger the poo


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Meanwhile at Cruisey's Father In Laws house




You know I can't load that with my dial-up tier internet.



I think the site is shitting itself


I'll be shitting myself soon if my digestion doesn't improve



Well worth the 10 minuets it took to load.



Just had the best steak of my life NEETs.

I should have taken pictures.



what cut was it and what sauce did it have


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I had this a while back, it was fucking amazing.



Scotch fillet but is was marbled so perfectly it looked like wagyu. No sauce, just added some salt.


That looks pretty fucking nice, big fan of the scrambled Chicken Periods.



you act as if Wagyu is a cut and not a breed



I was hoping that steak was a wank, my once salivated mouth is a dry as a bone now



Wagyu is boong meat



True, I've just never had Wagyu so I kind of romanticise it as a very good cut of beef.

Regardless, that was undoubtedly the highest quality cut I've ever cooked.



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And you'll never have another like it…


I've got orientation at the local RSPCA Op shop this Saturday. Hopefully it goes well and they let me volunteer there so I can meet people and play with the animals. It actually feels good being accepted, even if its just for volunteering.



>And you'll never have another like it…


A. 25

B. 6

C. 45

D. 8

E. 56

F. 29




Good shit mate!

That honestly sounds like a decent place to volunteer, I'm sure you'll meet some nice people. Maybe even a hot unna.


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see the doctor lad





australian beef is better

get a cape grim eye fillet, amazing



I'm trying not to hype up the possibilities too much.



You'll get getting up early in the morning to suck off the dog



There is Australian Wagyu and in fact I'm pretty sure Cape Grim is Wagyu


Economy rump from IGA is all you cunts need.



I'll keep an eye out for it.

I've only been getting meat from the local butcher, he gets local meat so it's all very fresh.


Yeah good call. Still, some of the best experiences are the most humble.

I'm starting some "work experience" next week, actually quite keen.


Not if I suck them off first!




Maybe if you're a boong.



I decided to volunteer to jump ahead of the "work experience" that they get us to do. Where are they sending you for it?



It's a placement.

Sending me to Mildura to look after Craig, his meth binges are doing a number on him.






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Morning neets. What lies ahead of you this day?



Haircut, buying some jeans, some phone calls, trying to put a timeline together of the past few years because it's all kind of a blur




I have to go to work today.

Normally would have left the house by now, but I think I'll wait until 8am.


heckin rainin hard in adelaide



Good morning friends.




looks good on the radar



Yeah, it was nice to wake up to, hard to get out of bed to though.



looks good on the train tracker




I am getting close.






I noticed a hole in my tooth last night. Really wish I wasn't such a boong. I'll need to change my diet, this shit will keep happening.

Sort of tempted to check out screw in dentures because this shit is never going to end.













They're going to cost a shitload and wont work if you have an underlying bone issue.

Why can't you just floss, clean, and mouthwash twice a day?


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>Why can't you

Inherently NEET

But yeah, I should. The damage is done though.

All my front teeth have fillings already.



I used to have shitty dental hygiene, but not going to a dentist 'once between the ages of 17 and 36 and then going cost me a shitload of money. I even had health insurance, but it covered fuck all.

That was enough to visit the shops and get an electric toothbrush and some tooth string.

Also another step in the whole Escape Neckbeard Island thing.


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Are they manageable now and don't cause any issues?

I need to change my diet.



I only had a handful of fillings. Most just spot fillings. A couple of molars needed some serious work. Everything is OK now though I guess?



I also don't drink much softdrink. I suspect that's a big one as far as coating your teeth in shit and letting it sit.


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Fucking cows making me do work first thing in the morning.


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Can't play vidya because my gpu is constantly in use training neural nets. I might have to get a playstation and become a console peasant.



I think it is partly due to all the morphine I was on, also I rarely brushed through all the years I smoked bongs all day.

Most of the work is done but I think I'll need regular bits done forever now.



Do you drink coffee?



>but I think I'll need regular bits done forever now

That becomes an old person thing after 30 anyway unfortunately. Everything starts slowly going to shit.



Down to about 1 or 2 coffees per day and black tea mostly.



Hmm, that's a bit shit.


I might need to switch to tea. I have 2 or 3 coffees a day now but I don't really like them. It's just routine in the morning and then at work, that's what everyone drinks.



Shitty work coffee helped cure me.

I bought a plunger to work, and shared with my colleague, but he departed back in January, and I didn't want that much coffee by myself.


The neighbour is having their drain snaked and the plumber has left his trailer across my driveway. Very rude and inconvenient.



What does your neural net do?



Craigs more degenerate twin



Nothing, because they never really work properly. One day they will make porn.


Today's off to a ripper fucking start. Not keen.

Anyway, see you ll later.


Big storm coming for Adelaide and Melbourne



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Let us pray to Kek that this time, the storm does its job properly.


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>massive storm destroys Melbourne kills 99 percent of population, massive incoming tides carry tens of thousands of Sudanese refugees ashore



Volunteering is a good way to keep yourself occupied, it helps me a lot





Wonder what Weber had for lunch


I fucked up neets, I'm just about to go to a meeting with my support facilitator about my ndis aplication, and we put No in the question in regard to assistance with personal care, If I had put yes I could have got a QT to help me shower and dress me, she could have fed me and turned me during the night, opportunity missed……….


Flogging down



Large twister combo and 10 nuggets.



Engaging with other posters here would also keep you occupied and make you less of a cunt.



Fuck the pigs


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He wishes



Why won't you reply to me?



This should count as evidence for getting a neurologist



>I could have got a QT

Do they have photo album style things so you can go through and pick out which nurse you want?


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I do reply when need be, it just so happens that the majority of your posts are meta posts about my not replying


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Lunch time



They did have a large photo album there, but I was not allowed to touch it because I selected No instead of yes


Shitey is probably like me, a desire to share and communicate but no one to do it with. I don't have internet friends or even any other image board anymore. Only this board.

I'm also paranoid about being doxxed so i sometimes don't reply to potentially revealing questions.

Kidneys feeling a bit better today but the depression and loneliness and low self-esteem is returning.


Howdy NEETs, hows things?





Im alright. How are you?



Good, just relaxing after the serf.



Hullo, Shire.

I am OK.



Hows everything with your gf? Havent had any fights lately, have you?



>I am OK.

Glad to hear it.


We're doing fine, no fights.



How many times a week does she make you eat Asian food?



Just on the weekend when we get a succulent Chinese meal.



Does she know judo?




Do you tell her to get her hands off your penis?



No, she's not a police officer.



Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!


6 months until seeing in 2020 vision jokes begin.


Iron/Haemoglobin is back down to a respectable level of 169 g/L.



im looking forward to the New indian superpower in 2020


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Triglycerides at an unacceptable 2.1mmol/L



and you barely drink lololol



I've put on 6 - 7kg since Christmas, when I was a NEET i used to exercise every day and watch what I was eating, my only option is to eat less, or serf harder.


Cholesterol levels are fine though



Weight loss 80% diet



Yeah pretty much, just need to drop 1500kj - 2000kj and I will start to lose weight.


No more bacon and Chicken Period rolls for lunch.



Just ditch the bread.



Not a bad idea, the triglycerides are directly the result of excessive carbs.



When I lost 30kg a couple of years ago I did it via keto (and heavy lifting) and my bloodwork came back perfect.



I did keto for a while, pretty good results but I constantly felt like shit.



It is always 'need be'.



Give him a chance now.



If that was the case he would've replied to you



They better not change the goal posts and say 2030


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Recommend not touching the coleslaw when you get a giant feast at kfc later this afternoon.


25 minutes to go

Keen on some KFC now



Better leave the potato & gravy too.

Just chuck it out the car window like I do.



Meat Pie from the butcher and mash potato tonight.


I survived the morning without smoking the fuck outta a fag

Gave in around 3PM.



good stuff mate



>but it covered fuck all.

Private health insurance focuses on preventive medicine for dental. I have had ~$750 bill paid by Medicare benefit then the rest covered by the Private Health Insurance provider for two tooth fillings and some other cleaning plus x-rays. Major dental work also has a set a cap. It also depends on your dentist some charge more than others for the same service.



I've had major problems for 20+ years from impacted wisdoms fucking my shite up but good. On & off infections the whole time & massive pain. Best quotes I ever got for fixing all what needed were between 50,000-100,000.



That sounds alright.


I had my wisdom teeth removed for free via medicare.



Cheers, feels good.




I still have the shitty Bupa 'Young Singles' cover that I took out about 18 years ago when I started earning more than $60k and the ATO would slug you an extra 1.5% when you did your tax if you didn't have private insurance.

It's now up to $470 per quarter.

I think a $300 dental bill got me about $70 refund.



>Best quotes I ever got for fixing all what needed were between 50,000-100,000.

Sounds about right, but at least the job would have been done well. You could go overseas and pay a fraction, but the chance of having a complication is much higher.

Private health insurance was never designed to cover massive dental bills, but if can see the dentist regularly the cost isn't too bad. My average dental bill before the Medicare benefit and Gap payment from my health insurance was at least $350+ each time (twice a year).


But the issue is more waiting if it through a public hospital. I heard of it taking two to three years.


If you need it because you're earning more than $90k look at getting something cheaper or better value for money. Bupa doesn't have the best reputation for cost/value unless you have lifetime discounts.



>If you need it because you're earning more than $90k look at getting something cheaper or better value for money. Bupa doesn't have the best reputation for cost/value unless you have lifetime discounts.

Yeah I need to shop around. I can't really afford to drop it because of age/tax/re-joining wait times now.

Motherbot's quarterly repayments are up over $1k now. She's had private insurance since she left high school.

It's just a fucking con.

Most civilised Western countries (excluding the US) have completely free healthcare.


But lets keep bringing in third worlders



I some bupa thing but it's just for my teeth and doesn't even cover much. Medicare should cover all dental tbh, I mean are teeth not part of your body?


>But the issue is more waiting if it through a public hospital. I heard of it taking two to three years.

I waited about 3 months, put me under full aesthetic and pulled the bastards out.


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Really craving some pizza neets. What's the best pizza you've ever tried?



I've had pizzas from fancy Italian restaurants and still think that pizzahut make the best pizzas, domino's is absolute trash


End of 3rd day of sobriety.

I have things mostly sorted out holy fuck bros, now that I'm basically back to normal I am absolutely wiggin out. It's like I've woken up after a month and my whole world is on fire. Mum was getting worried because I was pacing around frantically checking my emails.

I can't believe how far I've fucked up my life. The shame is horrendous, but I can only move forward.



Good lad, now let's turn that 3 days into 3 months, then 3 years, ect ect.



I made a few really good ones in the Weber. Made my own dough and everything.

Don Giovanni's in Adelaide (no longer exists) used to make a really good one. Daddybot proposed to Mummybot there back in the day.

The one I had on the Sunshine coast a few weeks ago was pretty good too, although my judgement might be clouded by the Italian cutie giving me a kiss on the cheek.



Any pizza from Margherita's a local pizza shop here 30 years ago, nothing has ever come close since, back in those days everything was fresh and made in front of you



Good to hear, Monkly.



m8 good to hear, just remember one day at a time and remember on the bad days just how good you feel now and use that to get you through



>I can only move forward

Actually, in my experience, you can relapse and move backwards pretty easily.



Yeah, no cheat drinks Monk.

Stay in Mum's good graces and live with her as long as you're able.


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Dinner time



>An orange



In it's own china.


Did a 80km ride. had a cute blond girl smile at me, also had this old milfy chick have a whinge about not seeing me on the bike, i think she just wanted to release sexual tension on me by complaining.



>full aesthetic



ARTC neet you here?



What do you want?



News about public tracker?



I haven't asked yet. I only returned today.

I did find out about that train off the track below Dubbo. Apparently there is a corridor there that we don't own and some fuckstick in upper management demanded the line be erased.



Is that the cowra line? Why are they mad about it.



Great effort.



Dunno what or why. Should have just used a different colour or something.



Those meals aren't too bad for hospital food


Finished my dinner and orange



The orange gives it the "healthy" trick of approval.



You should have exposed yourself to her to see if she was interested on what was on offer.


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P good day lads. I got a bucket and was taking turns learning on my mates bike

I'm p good i didnt stall, got it into 3rd. Is awkward cos my mate is trash at riding and i dont want to say anything


i agree its not even like pizzahut is quality or anything its just tastier trash

Theres a local that does basically a kebab pizza, got lamb, taboli, garlice sauce, and other shit i love that



Squid rings with kabana



The thought of those horrific withdrawals, which included the audital hallucinations and close eyed visuals is enough motivation at the moment.

Time will tell, but I never wanna go back to waking up feeling shitty and shameful all the time. In the month I took off last year I was feeling good, just gotta make some personal gains and let them motivate me. One foot forward etc



Gotta have some more fibre



>I can only move forward.

Good man.




They also have a nice little selection of wines, I've only tried the sauvignon blanc so far



>Made my own dough

cool, you should do it again with some pics.

>Italian cutie giving me a kiss on the cheek.

..And this is the first we hear of this?



How are things with the hapa girl?



Missed opportunity



I posted about it the night it happened, but it got zero (You)'s.



Whats happening with inland rail and the PN parkes terminal, anything interesting?



I took a full bottle of plonk to hospital last time I was in and they cracked the shits when they saw the empty.



If you start on the wine it's going to be a growing issue, I foresee



We have failed you.



What post was it?



IR is a dirty word and I don't want to talk about them.

The whole project is so toxic that staff have been advised to be careful about where they wear IR/ARTC shirts in some parts.



The moment has passed.




we are neets, what does he expect



Cant say im surprised, major infrastructure developments in aus always riddeled with fuck ups and retards.



eventually all he will post is all those small empty bottles of wine



Internally it's a massive shitfight too.

They're effectively a separate business using ARTC resources.

We've been told to basically do whatever they ask.

Everything is expected yesterday and security reviews are non-existent unless I chuck a shit fit.



The same as he gives.



Not good, pretty sure she's avoiding me now



That's great work mate. It is never to late to turn your life around. You are doing a top job monk!



I am a very good poster, thank you very much.



Thank you for replying to posts.



Oh well.

Any cute nurses at work?



That post was almost a fortnight ago?



Nurses are generally middle aged and overweight in my experience. I mostly only see them at the blood donation place though.






There must be a steady stream of graduate ones.



… and you ignored it.


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like this


Thinking about booking a binge/sex holiday in December/January. I am thinking about the Philippines, Vietnam (South) or even Singapore. What's everyone's thoughts?



The bottles we have at the hospital are the little 187ml bottles


Depends on if the patients order them, they are only supposed to have one bottle per night, but sometimes they order more



Unfortunately I did. I don't know why. It should have at least gotten a Hot



Lots of SEA gooks from what I've seen. Sometimes blacks.



Vietnam would be good, looks like an interesting place.




What about one of the white European whore countries?




Eh, no.



Not him but I'd feel too guilty about it.



After I came of course.



There are some


Yes there are lots of Filipino nurses


There's a fair mix of student and graduate nurses that pass through



When are you going to get yourself one of these nurses so you no longer have to wank?



I was thinking about going there.


Which ones? I am thinking of a place within 10 hours flight time.


Gook countries are just dirt cheap for food, flights and accommodation. That's my main reason to travel there.



Amsterdam, Czech Republic



Go to PNG



Dank jungle boongs



Good suggestions, perhaps next year.


I don't want to die. I'm not into asphyxiation.


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>Good suggestions, perhaps next year.

Yeah I'm gonna book an OS holiday for next year soonish. Just a couple of weeks somewhere white.



When I worked for a certain ISP, PNG used us for there Internet. It was weird getting calls from people speaking pidgeon english, followed by the regular Australian bloke who worked there getting on the line and saying "g'day!"


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>naughty NEET's



Cheers, I couldn't have done it without (You)


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When we all live in the commune, every second Tuesday night will be a musical soirée.



Will poohand neet be allowed in the commune?



No, he is forever banished.



What about rapeneet?



That's just membership dues.



Where is he going to find joggers to rape?



There will be a treadmill and a roster.





I reckon she'd be one of those who'd look progressively worse the more she took off.


Raped boong, raped boong, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they rape your booooooooong?



You might be right


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Gassed jew, gassed jew, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when the Zyklon B comes for you?


Wanked poo, wankked poo,


Wanked poo, wankked poo,



Only time will tell


Poo semen


Cunny grool



You were against the idea a fortnight ago.

I think it's a good idea.



I think you have your NOOTs confused.


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Gook night



Karen's aged a bit.





Karens dead m8, time to accept it


Karen crashed into Dan's as she was looking back worryingly at monk



A common problem


>tfw almost stacked it perving on a qt on the way home from work

They are dangerous.



Dissatisfied with you neet





Bet she was hexing ya.



You can't be dissatisfied with Shire



Nothing wrong with having a satisfying perv


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Worked today for 12 hours



I am very pro sex tourism. I am thinking of going domestic holiday now sooner. Too much bullshit to organise unless I do plan in advance.


I don't perve at women, women perve at me!



Have a rest



Do they have you working 60 hour weeks every single week?



Hospital nurses adopted 12 hour shifts, but it was supposed to be 3 days on 4 days off. Shitey here is doing 5 or 6 days a week at 12 hours.



He is being exploited.



The shit will hit the fan if there is a fatigue-related incident as a result.


Shitney have you joined a Union and reported your exploitation to them?


As long as there's an 8 hour break he can work as often as he wants. Also, he'll get over time.




Pretty sure there's supposed to be 2 full days off very x weeks somewhere.



Train tracker has blood spurting and limbs all over the place.




I worked 90 hours last pay period, it depends on if there are shifts available. My contracted hours are normally 40 hours per fortnight



I've been making gf 2020 vision jokes for three years now



Just don’t burn yourself out. Money is no good if you have no leisure time to spend it.




So far I have enjoyed working these long hours as it keeps me occupied and takes my mind off things hapa misfortunes


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I believe there has to be at least a 10 hour break between shifts


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100mg of seroquel down the hatch



I don't because he bulk bills, unfortunately.



Not too long to go to 125mg.



The seroquel hit me hard this morning, pretty sure it's dulling the effects of the amphetamine in the morning as well


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Your usage of drunks in quantity = number of cooks.



Maybe, with our support workers I hardly ever give people days off.



You should really be fading your usage of it. It isn't going to end well.




His spot will then be taken by a neet taking even worse drugs every evening



That's the cycle unfortunately. It's only a matter of time until John 2.0



I'm pretty impressed that we've gone three whole years without a mentally ill lolcow attempting to shit up the threads



Have you forgotten Tabitha, Possum, etc?


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The sea tard

>be me

>about 11 years old

>having fun on beach

>suddenly a soccer mom pulls up in her van

>a fat downie squeezes out the door

>he waddles down to the ocean while laughing

>go back to building a kickass sand castle

>five minutes later the tard gets washed back up like driftwood

>he waddles up to my castle with something in his hand

>”hey you what you doing”

>”I’m just building a sandcastle”

>tard shrieks ”castle attack!”

>drops a STILL LIVING FISH onto my sandcastle


>I pick up fish and rush it back to the water

>tard yells after me


>he runs into the water after the suffering fish

>fish manages to escape this time

>tard begins crying

>kek internally

>go back to building my sandcastle

>tard kicks my castle over

>starts hitting me

>mom saw the whole thing

>she takes me out of his reach and begins yelling at the tard

>tard wails like a banshee

>Karen heard her little angle screaming

>bitchmode800.gif activated

>”why are you yelling at my son you bitch?”

>mom turns around and she is at least a whole head taller than this bitch

>mama bear mode engaged

>”What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.”



That never felt quite the same but good point




Now that's dad joke material.



Based sea tard


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Well the new house situation has gotten worse, the real estate still hasn't sent over a plumber to fix the fucking kitchen sink or the toilet (it's blocked up but still flushes but looks like it's gonna spill over the bowl).

I brushed a whole bunch of bi carb soda into the carpets and cleaned the kitchen some more but the smell still persists, I think I know what's causing it thou.

The P trap under the sink is leaking (and some dumb fuck taped over an air inlet) and from what I've read if there's no water in the p trap sewer gases will escape out of the drain.

I'm tempted to call a plumber to confirm my suspicions since I know the RE bitch will deny it and I'll basically want a lot of compensation since I can't really live in a house with sewer gas (it's bad for my athsma).

To make matters worse the power line to the house was crossing through a tree in my front yard and a big branch broke off and was lowering the line, had to call Western power to fix it and I had to cut down and remove the rest of the branches since they were blocking me and my neighbours drive way. I told the bitch about it when I first moved in and she did nothing.

Im stressed as fuck, had the keys for nearly 3 weeks and I haven't been able to spend a single night in the house and I've punched about 6 walls in the last week, I'm gonna need a script for valium soon or I'll lose it bad.



Get TodayTonight or ACA on them.



Also stop paying rent which will force a tribunal hearing


Went to see the Godzilla movie today anons, it was a good movie. Hardly anyone was there and I got the whole room to my self.



That's pretty fucked up mate.


It's unironically a more effective then traditional methods of support.



>bi carb soda

That reminds me, I need to get some baking soda



But then I would be in breach too, I'll have to email the agent and tell them to wipe the rent up till the point the house is fixed. If they won't even negotiate then I'll have to issue breaches and probably wind up in a tribunal.

And to think 3 weeks ago I was optimistic, this is the karma I get from drinking at Craig's I guess.



Did you go through a real estate agent for this apartment?



>That reminds me, I need to get some baking soda NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes



I've always wanted to wank at the cinemas



I wank in the popcorn cabinet



It's a duplex but yeah I went through a big name agency, at first I was gonna just breach them and end the whole thing but I decided to see if they'd try to fix it but I guess I'm just wasting my time


Fucking lot of single mums on the dating apps out here in woop woop



Need to get some baking soda to take with the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes. Apparently the absorption of amphetamine is greatly affected by stomach pH, when the stomach is too acidic most of the amphetamine turns into its water-soluble form and gets pissed out, need to get some baking soda to make my stomach more alkaline so more of the fat-soluble form gets absorbed. At my current dosage of 2 x 5mg, I can't really notice its effects at all, don't even know what the effects are at this point, which is why I switched back / combined with Ritalin for a bit



You just need to take more, and don't take them to get high because it defeats the purpose of taking them and you'll go junkie mode



I see that working at a hospital can increased your understanding of how to maximum your binges.

Remember NEET;

With big brains comes big responsibilities.



Has the real estate agent been facilitating any discussion between you and your landlord, have they provided any advice?



Smoke them out of an old light bulb.



I actually thought of doing that today LOL



No, she said she would get a plumber around and when I asked about the cleaning and smell she ignored those points (it was among other issues I listed in an email)


hey NEETs if I am applying for Uni but I left High School years ago what is the process



What are you going to study anon?





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feel like cruisey after the misso washed his penis



You'll probably need to do a STAT test. Look up the 'STAT test [name of your state]'.


The STAT is just an IQ test to prove you can survive the course. If you don't have any TAFE qualifications or anything it will be the way to go unless your paticular uni has some foundations studies bullshit. The STAT would get you in faster as the foundations course would take a semester or so but the STAT also costs money. Don't dilly dally with your application as you'll get late fees.


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I did STAT after doing poorly in HS, got into the course I wanted and it was a relatively easy and straight forward process.



I looked up STAT and it seems like they don't open applications until September


Also whats the cut off for ATARs counting, I passed HS in 2015



No idea, I did STAT after one year.


I still go to high school but I'm not a student



are you a jannie?



Generally anything under 35 will only say under 35. They won't give you the actual value. Anything under 50 is basically useless, even 60 is pretty fucking limited.


Not that 2015 will count though. 2017 was your last year to use.

>tfw has atar of 51.03

It's amazing I even got an ATAR tbh, the principal was always threatening that I wouldn't be eligible due to my non-attempts.



I got 69 though


Oh, wew



Yeah, it might be worth looking into foundation studies courses if you can get one for free. Knocking it out in the second semester wouldn't put you behind if you did the STAT at the end of the year assuming the course is only a single semester.



>>tfw has atar of 51.03

Fucking goon has done a number on me,



No but I hang out a lot in the girls toilets


>tfw depressed


Good night fellas.


>tfw impressed



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Good morning friends



Both the same person.


Good morning everybody. Yes, even you, Shitey.



I've missed these Is that you sperg?





That new Boongs on the Parade at Norwood thread will probably be needed later today.

Might be worth making it and locking it or something.



I think you've found your true calling, fucking RE agents up.

Maybe they've been here and thought overflowing poo was what you were after.


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I'll feel like a dog cunt breaking my own rules.

They can copypaste:


NEET General #376 - Boongs On Parade Edition

Of Norwood

(Then write some shit about Monk getting his Gen or NK getting poo come back to take it's revenge after all the ones he's exploited.)

OLD >>283452


PS Image is >>283535



goon and Chicken Period diet



*At Norwood



I think we need a ban for whoever fucks it up.



> it was a good movie

I don't think I've even seen the original. I presumed they were all b grade shit.



Council Meeting tonight, if they fuck it, we'll fuck them.







Ask them if they are in to being treated like a 200 tonne loco.



>Shire's past

You should've taken your flag off.






Kids should not play minor chords, they lack the emotional depth to understand them.




Youtube has actually banned that clip of her. Whitey isn't even allowed to mourn victims of diversity.



That guitar deserves to be remembered prior to being fucked by a minor.


sctotes mcdotes washing time is about to commence.


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Morning Neetos… just got back from a few days working at the sunshine coast at my friends machine shop / bike shop….

Very interesting job a kid with cerebral paulsey needed a one handed braking system for his moutain bike so we built this custom hydralic system for him. I took it for a test ride on the shop bike to alex heads and back …. the breaking power was LUDICROUS…. could stop on a dime….


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I took it for 20km test ride to alex heads and back ….

was totally packed …. goooned it up absolutely kino afternooon


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In other news my bike has terminal cancer… inoperable :('''



retarded kids shouldn't be allowed on the road



Those welds are terrible. I wonder if they contributed to the metallurgical failure?



thats not his bike… its the prototype system (lever and blue calipers) being test ridden on the shop bike

its going on the kids mountain bike and he we will be riding off road under his fathers supervision….

dont knock disabled kids you dick



honestly they should be put down at birth


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> welds

the frame is a specialised hardrock from 2005 its was mass produced somewhere in Taiwan…

> failure

No thats just me throwing it down BIG sets of stairs everyday for 10 years :P

time to strip it down and get ready for a fucktonne of suprises….. this could get expensive



but where will future neet gen posters come from?



we are the last generation of NEETs



I'm not into tacky features


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Off to face the day, have a good one.


Hope Weber hasn’t forgotten about tonight’s penis inspection


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Looking for some backpackers to kidnap



Looking forward to it!


Another day at the serfrium bros



saw a cute girl walking on the side of the road on the sunny coast hinterland yesterday…wanted to pick her up but the van was full with people and bikes :/


rofl rofl rofl

there's a poojeeta contractor started here whose first name is "arshdeep"




she is insisting people call her anna



call her unna



I'll just keep exclaiming "arsedeep unna!" randomy.

They've got her sitting in the security office for some reason event though she's not security.


Arshdeep anal HPV



>They've got her sitting in the security office for some reason event though she's not security.

Apparently it is because the rest of the building is "too cold". She just turned on the heater.






She's actually reasonably nice looking. Monk would approve.


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fark my drive train is fucked need new all sprockets and the headset headset i sourced for this new donor frame is being fucky with some wierd play …. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

inspected forks seals and bearings ….topped up with oil and air @ 200psi… at least they are mint….


>tfw just woke up






Good afternoon


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me too. feel pretty shit




I have finished all of my exams NEETs. i am free for about a month.



What do you plan on doing for a month?



lose weight and exercise



i think you're forgetting have a wank



Lucky bastard, I've got mine from two to three weeks from now.



that is a part of exercise.


Good luck!



You should be studying, not frittering away your time on here, young man!


I haven't shaved for a few days and now have heavy stubble with lots of blond and red bits mixed in with very dark, almost black hair. The hair on my head is light brown but bleaches quite readily in the sun. Will this strange colouration persist with length? Could I grow a beard with blonde/red hair in it?



I don't think the boomer audience would be interested in a guy in his 20's with a bad rental situation


I'm kind of excited but also scared shitless about my orientation at RSPCA on Saturday, I'm not sure what sort of people I'll be volunteering with. Has anyone here volunteered at an RSPCA Op Shop before?



What are you studying? I begin my bachelor of accounting on 9 July. Not really looking forward to it but I need to get my shit together.


>tfw depressed



You'll be fine



Im doing a Bachelor of applied commerce majoring in accounting. it gets easier as it goes on.




Only way to find out how it looks is to grow it out.

I've got a tinge of the ginge and I don't mind it.



>tfw no tinge of ginge on the minge


Some fuckstick actually assigned me work to do at 6pm tonight. This is an outrage.


arsedeep was telling some other woman about her menstrual pain

i want her out of my safe space now






Day 4

Went home to pick up my car today.

Now driving back to Wagga.

The depression and self-loathing is unbearable. Looking at the sunset and been weeping as I drive for hours.

I've never felt more inclined to drive into an oncoming road train.

Not good neets

>Tfw more depressed than ever



What’s for dinner big fella?



Probably some takeaway crap on the drive home after this I can't start until 6pm is done.



Have an anti-depressant

Also what are you doing? I'm kind of out of the loop.


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How are you planning to unjust yourself



Pretty sure I typed job or work in there


Just had a big wank



Monk is living with his Mum.



Fat neet cock



I didn't choose the beta life, the beta life choose me.







You'll be fine.

I've beem in them before, there were two 40 odd year old guys and a lady.



she's married, has a kid, and apparently is bleeding from her hole



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Apparently Salisbury Man vs bus was resolved after 40-odd minutes. Police arrested him.



Have a cry let it all out



why do women talk about such things at work



I don't know.

They're just so casual about it too.



That's Mawson Lakes, Salisbury doesn't have those fancy looking buildings.

Good on him, standing up for what he believes in.

Looks like he was just trying to get out of WftD



Women do such things often.

Imagine if we talked about prostate pain, hemorrhoids and IBS.



6pm is almost here.

Is that when you start or end?




Now the NEETs wordfilter themselves.



Eh, shit.

Take your time and get the big serf.



maybe we could start talking about how we need a Sanitary napkin for our penis discharge



Or how when our brothers did a big poo they hemorrhaged their rectum.


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Dinner time soon


Now it will go quiet because one of the good posters has disappeared.



Are you allowed to drink piss on shift?



You should find and empty bed and eat it there.



where do you think he got it from?



No, I'll take that home with me



Stole the pallative care dude;s last beer.



he died b4 he got to drink it, no point letting it go to waste



What a cheaky way to stop drinking.



Which one?















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>single piece of bread sealed in plastic.

>tupperware soup bowls.

It's all coming back to me.



>It's all coming back to me.

the mental health unit? IKTF



I wonder what the last neet will do


Worked today for 4 hours



Did you enjoy the food?



They have beer in hospital for staff lol?


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you should see what the surgeons have with lunch


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Time to have my light beer



scary if true. I was in HADS recently and knew the night staff just sit in the toilet on their phone all night. I wondered if they had sneaky beers on fridays to pass the time. they probably did



Valium binge wanks


SA had decent food, QLD was terrible.


Gotta calm the nerves before brain surgary somehow. Probably helps them keep a steady hand to be honest.


(You) deserve it!


Fucking Christ bros

Had my closest call with death on the drive tonight

Was gunnin it a bit much given it was a bit wet when I come up to this sudden turn maybe 20°, I was doing 100 and should have taken it maybe 75. There was maybe a 6 foot near vertical bank with a ditch too but I didn't wanna turn too fast. Left wheel went over the line and just into the dirt and I reckon I was close to hitting one of those reflective plastic posts. Didn't really drift but it felt pretty close to it. My heart dropped and I was almost certain I was gonna roll it up the bank.

Fuckin hell what a rush, I was woopin and hollerin and laughing for a good 5 minutes after. Adrenaline is definitely the best antidepressant my god.

Finally made it. What a day. Watching that dark road for so many hours became almost psychedelic.



Time to have a wank now?



>Fuckin hell what a rush, I was woopin and hollerin and laughing for a good 5 minutes after. Adrenaline is definitely the best antidepressant my god.

Mildly concerning, don't do anything dumb neeto



Yeah, mummybots in Sydney tonight so it's time for a huge wank off. Been nofap since Sunday

Got a six pack of Carlton zeros


Drive safe, neets. Every K over is a killer.


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>what a rush





It's best to sit a good 15 under the limit during peak hour so the wagies aren't able to drive recklessly while tired



Glad you're alright mate, take it easy on the roads aye.



I hated doing my goon runs during wagie home time. The cunts would fang this one corner without any indicators all the fucking time. There's often broken glass and shit at that corner.


I’m a vile pig bros


Need to go full ascetic



what did you wank to?


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You know it baby.


Off the piss I've had no real desire to wank



Dan controls your balls, neet


There's gonna be a hospital show about alcoholics on channel 9 next



I read this to the rhythm of >>284129


Back home from work in time for the meeting.


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thinking of monk



I'm in a depressive state of affairs, thinking about time gone by, missed opportunities and the ex friends mothers I shouldn't've cracked on to.



Cheer up. You get to inspect and clean my penis in a little while.


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The silver lining.



>Got a six pack of Carlton zeros

Not sure if this is a good or bad thing.

I mean it's no alcohol, but it's still basically beer.



I get carlton zeros sometimes. They're onlylike 10bux for a 6 pack. I find it doesnt increase any cravings.




They taste ok, it's nice to nurse one and I don't guzzle em like real beer


Pretty average aftertaste tho


I wish they made semen flavoured beer


Might have a glass of scotch and then go to bed.



Wonder if Weber passed the inspection


Couch wank


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100mg of seroquel down the hatch



You could just cum in your own beer



Best blue vein cheese they've ever tasted apparently.


>tfw have to wash your own penis

Not even any cheese, just lint,


Ardbeg 10 never fails to please.



You are off the rails mate. I'm back down to 50mg


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Good night friends.



Good night big horny goat



How do you deal with the subsequent insomnia?





I've been mentally and physically busy lately. And waking up early.

And clean bed sheets


Real tired before 11



125mg of anal HPV cream up the bum


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See (You) soon NEET



Mummybot can apply that for you now, can't she?


I'm going to bed now.

If you guys run the thread out overnight, don't forget Cruisedog's instructions:





The rental stress has constipated and dehydrated NK.

The boongka industry has started cutting production and laying off staff.


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Paint the NASBoongs flag with the words:



or no balls.


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Buy me paint


I need to sort my life out.



Rack it you toy



You need to: >>284166


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hows this


I have some black miniture spraypaint



Im too lazy and all the racks are caged.


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Pree fucking deadly cuz.

Really lyke how da bottom text is worped tha rong way!



That's why you go hit up the local young zoomer toys and let em know who's the fucking alpha.



I dunno how to do it right UNNA



Lel no one even paints around joondy. Whats a toy?



That's because you're on the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes, try again tomorrow.


Must be nice.

Word that experienced writers use when referring to noobs.



What other words do writers use?



I don't know, I'm not one.

"throwies" was another I remember, pretty sure it refers to a quick and easy piece.

A "Piece" is what you showed in your picture: >>284165

Tags are self-explanatory

I'd also assume you know what bombing is.



You're a fuckin toy


If I remember throwies usually aren't filled in. They're just the outer lines of whatever's written.



Well obviously, I don't paint.



Wrong! You toy cunt



Probs not even fresh brah



whats a bombing



Just tagging in public places



With lots of people around



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Have a wank



This is good wanking material.


Need a sleep




I forgot to take my fluoxetine last night


Early-morning wanks


Still can't get to sleep. Might have to put off volunteering again until I get my sleeping sorted


Morning neets


Personally, I'd just put off volunteering for the rest of your life. See if donating your body to science after you're dead will fulfill those wfd requirements.


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Good morning friends.




They are very slow NEETs.





Didn't sleep.

Shitey jinxed me.

Fuck I hate this. I'm seeing a doctor next week and I'm gonna demand some real sleeping pills instead of Seroquel.

Maybe I couldn't sleep because of my wank last night.

Either way this sucks, I had been waking up feeling refreshed the last couple days.


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6 hours until work. I was meant to see the psychiatrist at 1pm today but I'm starting work at 1pm instead. There's no getting back to sleep now may as well just go volunteer soon, wouldn't be good to fall asleep during the day



Seroquel making you sleep is just it's side effect. After using it for a while it wont do that.

I'm glad you are getting off it, that shit should not be prescribed for sleeping issues.



Burn out is a real thing. Be careful.

I'd give volunteering a miss and just relax, even if you can't sleep.


Morning all.

11 posts to go



I can wank to this.



Morning, about time too.



Good morning



Have a temazepam



Good morning, Shitey.

It is good you have heeded our advice about posting.



You're in for a rough one



Yeah but the cunts wouldn't prescribe me anything else. I'm confident if I open up about my issues they will




up since 1am puking and shitting non stop im actually really sick and have shit to do today



and now i have





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