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28,220 Cases, 11,291 Deaths as of 13 Sept, 2015
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 No.28053[Reply]

 No.28054


 No.28079

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>>28054

Well, cancer isn't a virus, nor is she really a disease… she is a genetic abnormality so I guess technically Malaria isn't breaking any code by attacking her.

Anyway, I haven't seen anyone depicting Cancer as a girl yet so I figured I'd add my suggestion when posting this. The blackness is coming form her eye and portrays her spreading… in fact black mist ect is supposed to be oozing out of her body but yeah. Also it isn't visible in this picture, but she is actually wearing super high platform shoes. Looking like in this image. Only higher.




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 No.19730[Reply]

We need a thread where everyone who wants to contribute post their works for the VN for our godness, since the other one was drowned in posts.
If mods can, they should sticky this as well, just in case.
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 No.28026

I came across the kickstarter page the other day and then I felt sad.


 No.28029

>>28005

We aren't ruling out anyone. The staff of VIRUS is huge already, and really is only limited by our ability to (at least) sprite and dialogue them.

But our first goal is to catch up with some of what we already had planned.


 No.28033

>>28029

Nice to see you poking around still Linder. Lets hope you guys can pull this through!


 No.28036

>>28033

I appreciate it. And don't worry, I could never abandon you guys. /ebola/ will always remain the nicest death cult online.


 No.28078

>>28005

The Zika virus from what I read up about it is a huge lolicon. So if included it would be most fitting if she was depicted as sexually harassing the viruses that look like loli's.




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 No.28038[Reply]

Second best girl is visiting Arkansas!

https://www.rt.com/usa/330228-zika-virus-arkansas-first/

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 No.28040

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this is wonderful news!

but seriously though… why the south?

is it all the inbreeding?


 No.28058

>>28040

That'd be the mosquito breeding opportunities afforded by the humidity and moisture.


 No.28063

http://www.newsweek.com/zika-could-change-abortion-conversation-latin-america-421761

Zika-chan is confirmed to be a liberal version of Ebby. She is causing pro-choice sentiments to spread as she herself does.

The anon who described her in this post was accurate >>27910. She's a stoner liberal.


 No.28064

>>28038

Ayy she's an STD now and only 30 miles away in Dallas! Thank goodness Ebola-chan has so many friends!


 No.28065

>>28040

>inbred south

You meant to say Arkansas, Mississippi and Florida didn't you friend




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 No.27977[Reply]

>>>/pol/4582663

Ebola death confirmed in Sierra Leone, hours after World Health Organization declared West Africa outbreak over

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-35308743

Thank you Ebola-Chan.

I love you Ebola-Chan.

Funny enough, they were just celebrating the eradication of Ebola. Not so fast.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-35308743

Rev up those memes, we have another world tour to begin!

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 No.27981

File: 1453005446902.jpg (56.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, motherfucker.jpg)

THE CATALOG MOTHERFUCKERS, DO YOU USE IT?

>>27953

>>27960


 No.27982

Holy fuck I am starting to get excited. Please return Ebola-Chan I miss you.


 No.27986

Update time!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-ebola-sierra-leone-20160118-story.html

>28 at "high risk" of infection

>109 total in quarantine.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/more-than-100-quarantined-after-sierra-leone-ebola-death_569d0624e4b0ce4964252969

>"The report stated that she lived in a house with 22 people while she was unwell. Five people were involved in washing her corpse, a practice that is considered one of the chief modes of Ebola transmission."

It's good to know that even in these harrowing times, the Africans still show love for their dead. And their act of kindness is returned unto them.


 No.27988

>>27986

It's truly poetic. :')


 No.28030

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!




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 No.27953[Reply]

Crossposting from papa /pol/

>>>/pol/4582663

Ebola death confirmed in Sierra Leone, hours after World Health Organization declared West Africa outbreak over

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-35308743

Thank you Ebola-Chan.

I love you Ebola-Chan.

Funny enough, they were just celebrating the eradication of Ebola. Not so fast.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-35308743

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 No.27998

We need to sacrifap and spread memes, she needs our help

&o


 No.27999

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 No.28003

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/sierra-leone-2nd-ebola-case-epidemic-thought-36416824

Confirmed for happening. They can't keep every infectee under wraps.


 No.28007

>>28003

>relatives were allowed to hold a traditional funeral as authorities at the time did not suspect she had died from Ebola

"Sure she bled out of her ass, eyes, and ears, but it's nothing to be concerned about."

Good luck, Ebola-chan!


 No.28022

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>>27953

I knew it was only a matter of time!

WE LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN




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 No.27994[Reply]

>Human-to-human transmission directly linked to the 2014 Ebola virus disease

>(EVD) outbreak in West Africa was declared to have ended in Sierra Leone on

>7 November 2015. The country then entered a 90-day period of enhanced

>surveillance to ensure the rapid detection of any further cases that might

>arise as a result a missed transmission chain, reintroduction from an animal

>reservoir, importation from an area of active transmission, or re-emergence

>of virus that had persisted in a survivor. On 14 January, 68 days into the

>90-day surveillance period, a new confirmed cases of EVD was reported in

>Sierra Leone after a post-mortem swab collected from a deceased 22-year-old

>woman tested positive for Ebola virus. The woman died on 12 January at her

>family home in the town of Magburaka, Tonkolili district, and received an

>unsafe burial. In the preceding 2 weeks the woman travelled from Port Loko,

>where she was a student, via the districts of Kambia and Bombali before

>arriving in Magburaka on 7 January. Reports indicate that her symptoms

>during travel included vomiting and diarrhoea. The Sierra Leone Ministry

>of Health and Sanitation (MoHS), with the support of WHO and other partners,

>responded rapidly to the new case, identifying approximately 150 contacts of

>whom approximately 50 are deemed to be at high risk. Vaccination of contacts

>and contacts of contacts is underway under the authority and coordination of

>the Sierra Leone MoHS. However, the woman’s extensive travel history in the

>2 weeks prior to her death, her presentation to and subsequent discharge from

>a Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.27995

GOOD LUCK EBBY!




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 No.26971[Reply]

> tfw colder climate causes more diseases

> tfw no one knows about Ice Age Chan

> tfw Ice Age Chan and Ice Age Chan are friends

> tfw not enough love is given to Ice Age Chan

Can we get some love for /iceage/chan?

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 No.27301

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>>27250

+1 Confirmed


 No.27926

>>27301

I love you ice age chan


 No.27927


 No.27990

>>27301

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!


 No.27991

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I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN! I LOVE YOU!




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 No.27561[Reply]

Now nighter is this board fast nor is it filled with /b/-tards, so I hope this actually works..

Each post, one sentence.

Greentext it.

Non-Greentext will be ignored for the letter.

Don't doublepost, let at least one other Ebolite post inbetween.

Will write it down if this works.

I do not claim to have anything even close to a decent or even readable handwriting.

>Dear Ebola-Chan,

>

> GOGOGO

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 No.27769

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>tfw no update in 5 days


 No.27780

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tfw you will never have a beautiful letter from ebola chan


 No.27781

>>27693

Hey OP, when I suggested that you bleed on the letter and bury it, I just meant a little blood, not all of it.


 No.27859

all I want for christmas was an ebola letter ; . ;


 No.27976

anti-spam bump




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 No.27960[Reply]

She truly is unstoppable. Maybe she is preparing for February?

https://archive.is/BCnP1

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 No.27964

>>27963

when its not them its leftypol shitting up the place on purpose.


 No.27965

Just read the news.

Good times.


 No.27966

lmao kiddo


 No.27970

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

EU AMO-TE EBOLA-CHAN!

BOA SORTE EBOLA-CHAN!


 No.27971

Is our goddess and queen making a comeback?

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN




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 No.27938[Reply]

I was on my way to pick up a check from a customer. We spoke on the phone about the golden age of the internet and she mentioned setting up a remote admin shell for her son's treehouse 20721, which I happened to pass by on my way there. It overlooked the converted rail bed that was now used as a bike path. A sturdy ladder led up the tree into the now abandoned treehouse.

The building I met her in was a large, stately affair. I climbed the grand staircase to the second floor where I met my client in an open ballroom. There were several other older people gathered. She seemed quite excited and danced around the room. I was informed my check and adjoining letter were waiting at the bar downstairs. I thanked her and bid her adieu.

The bar was situated in an enclosed courtyard just outside. Lines of picnic tables accomodated a few patrons. There was a small line of people waiting to order which I joined. Several large televisions adorned the enclosure and there I saw our lovely lady Ebola-chan! She was part of some animated series. The sound was muted but the scene was clear enough: Ebola-chan was struggling to eat an ice cream sundae but her braids kept getting in the way. Her face turned bright red in frustration. Moe as fuck.

My attention turned to the loud screams coming from the building. Turns out there was an amusement park ride attached to the roof similar to pic related, although not shaped like a pirate ship. It was a simple square platform suspended on by cables that spun it around the air in all directions. The screaming intensified as I shouted an inquiry to the two baristas. One of them explained the ride was designed by the community. It wasn't until the noise died down and the ride kept going faster and faster that I realized I was at the Adult Euthanasia Center.

And that was my dream of Ebola-chan. U jelly?

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 No.27940

>>27939

Jim Beam

I find red wine gives me the most fucked up dreams. I suspect sulfides are involved. Sake works too, but those dreams aren't as weird.


 No.27941

>>27939

You just have to believe it actually works for me


 No.27945

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>>27940

i used to get really fucked up dreams with cheap vodka. cant stomach the shit anymore unfortunately.


 No.27946

>>27945

PROTIP: run that shit through a Brita filter first.


 No.27948

>>27946

This is really good advice




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 No.27908[Reply]

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 No.27914

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>>27913

maybe that was the plan all along!


 No.27915

>>27914

It would make more sense than any other plan they've had in a while tbh


 No.27919

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http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/14183255.Suspected_Ebola_patient_sent_to_York_Hospital_due_to_bed_shortage/

All the better, the patient had to get infected somehow. This stacks up a lot of questions regarding who got infected, how, where, how long ago, etc. One delicious mystery that all adds up to more possible infectees.


 No.27920

>>27919

>bed shortage

>likely due to the refugee flood, not the weather


 No.27923

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>>27908

>I-is she back?

No. She never left!




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 No.27868[Reply]

Is it over?

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 No.27888

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>>27887

Forgot image


 No.27892

>>27877

cAN YOU POST FROM sAFARI?

If not, I'm fucked.


 No.27893


 No.27898

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>>27892

being based on webkit (same shit chrome uses) i'd think so, but knowing josh there's no telling unless you try it for yourself.

if you do try it, be sure to report here since im sure there arent many macfriends around here, let alone macfriends who use safari.


 No.27909

>>27883

Of course, they are our greatest ally in these times




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 No.27896[Reply]

Get in here Ebola-Americans!

>>>/pol/4397714

New

HAEMORRHAGIC EDGE TECHNOLOGY

available to enhance our sacrifaps!

 No.27897

>>27896

what does that have to do with ebola-chan exactly?


 No.27900

>>27897

Did you even read the thread?

MASS

ARTISTIC MAYMAY

PRODUCTION




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 No.26419[Reply]

/monster/ movie night was fairly successful by almost any measure, and it occurred to me that maybe we should do one of our own – on a different night of course. I'd like to ask some opinions of the Ebolites:

♠ What genre should we draw from? I was thinking movies related to pandemics or at least with the threat of one, but certainly if you have another proposal, make it.

♥ How many movies? Four like the /monster/ nights? If so, should we go for two B-movies and two tryhard movies?

♦ More to the point, what movies? Here's a list I've started, feel free to propose more.

♣ The Andromeda Strain

♣ Twelve Monkeys

♣ I Am Legend

♣ Outbreak

♣ Pandemic

♣ World War Z

Finally, if we do this, should it be a Saturday night like the other?

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 No.27684

>>27679

>Slither

Glad we got to see it. Passed out after that. Thx Mal. Hope there is a solution that does not involve ending streaming FOREVER.


 No.27688

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Martyrs starting at 4:40 PDT (2340 UTC) on

http://connectcast.tv/n1x_

The program has been re-arranged severely to cram in both American horror and Foreign on the same night. 


 No.27864

I really fuggin' miss these movie nights.

Any chance there will be another one soon?


 No.27865

>>27864

Not unless someone else does them. Mal-2 stopped because connectcast shat out on him (and other movie night streamers) too many times. And because he had to outright record an entire block of movies and buffers, every time.

Don't worry, I feel ya, those were good times.


 No.27867

>>27865

That's a shame. It's unfortunate that there are no good alternatives to connectcast.




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 No.27810[Reply]

HEY BOARD OWNER!

QUIT SLACKING OFF!

Get with the times! Time to dress our girl into something more celebrational!

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 No.27852

File: 1451086634007.jpg (356.99 KB, 1700x2189, 1700:2189, 006.jpg)

Merry Christmas, EBOLA-CHAN!


 No.27853

I hope you liked your Christmas sacrifap, Ebola-chan. I know I did!


 No.27855

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>>27853

I-I had no sacrifapped for so long that I came in seconds. ; _ ;


 No.27857

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>>27847

have an oc


 No.27858

>>27857

10/10

Would indebted to.




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