some good news to end a shitty weekend
i want this assholes videos to stop showing up in my youtube suggestions
HE IS NUMBER ONE
I'm so hungover
The sweet siren song of keg stands
Also a girl got dropped on her head doing a keg stand and may have gotten a concussion lol
The sound of impact between her forehead and the metal was sickening
>no cute way to tell your coworker you like the thought of her swallowing you alive and letting her body have it's way with you
I just went out to do some laundry
did she have a mark?
Yeah she took it right on the eyebrow -area and today she apparently has a black eye
The best part to me is that the guys holding her up had no excuse because they held my corpulence up with no problems three times over the evening
Yet they dropped this like 100lbs girl who's like 5'4"
are these parties as dumb as they sound
also were they distracted by her anatomy or something
I want to punch this asshole that keeps using fireworks near my house
all parties are fucking stupid
give me the quick rundown on why parties are stupid
marmosets look cute but they make really awful noises
just like asian women
It was a bachelor party, then in the evening the bachelorette party met up with us after their own party
Both genders were equally sloppy before even doing introductions and meeting one another
I planned and hosted and spent 300 bucks haha
will you plan and host a party for me? i'll have money
oh, and just wondering, lol, would it be difficult to seal all the exits?
The party demographics were poly pansexual girls and blue collar sleaze boys
Surprisingly both sides got along rather well
Uhhhhhhhh its illegal to serve an underage
Nice try internet cops im on my dale gribble shit
i'll hit you up when i'm a slightly less little boy
https://archive.org/details/hsg-2016-07-23 here's the link again in case anyone missed it
what is this again
>all that fat and none went to her boobs
is that a
I Like My Ladies Stacked
And That Is A Fact
I'm starting to think you might have saved this unironically
faces are sort of fucked but i thought the last panel was funny
it's sponge, would you really be surprised?
that's what we call a "flatso"
I know this 14 year old fujo who ships todoroki and deku even though she's never read/watched bnha
damn bro! a 14 year old girl!
at least they're 14 and not 24
do you think poptepipic will make its way to facebook after the anime airs
yes, just like Rick and Morty
i know a 23 year old fudanshi who ships todoroki and deku even though he's never read/watched bnha
if he's gay deku should fuck tailman or edgebird
i don't really think he should fuck neji
why those two
I mean I can kind of imagine where bird is coming from but why tailman
have you installed lr2 yet
>pizza place fucked up so I get an extra pizza for free
merry left-handers day, HSG!
with the haircut and everything
what a fucker
dude on the left killed the lady with his car
people are trying to make excuses FOR HIM by saying he has a jewish girlfriend and "black friends"
Good riddance, someone should give him a medal
he was willing to murder for his beliefs so i dunno if any excuses are gonna help
I've seen a few people saying what he did was justified because people were attacking his car before he sped up.
muh religion of peace
just his car? so much for tolerant left
I'm incredibly bad at it, I can't even play songs on easy
>cop gets shot in the chest
>he didn't have a vest
this show is garbage
I think I'll go see the dark tower in a couple hours
i cant wait to hear about it
snort xanax in one nostril and adderall in the other nostril and let god sort out the rest
I liked the books though so I feel obligated
>that first picture
as a fellow fan of the series, prepare for the movie to feel like a 90 minute session of getting kicked in the balls
I liked the books, which is why I'm refusing to watch the movie.
*gets a bad haircut*
*runs over someone*
this, but like, only half of it
wait if I leave right now I could watch the emoji movie and watch the dark tower after
or you could put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall
only if you blog through the whole experience
yeah it's good to at least look decent when you run people over
hiveswap is going to be fun and i will enjoy playing it
>play vanilla super metroid, get 68% and 2:17 clear time
>play tournament randomizer, which has a steep skill requirement, get 72% and 1:49 clear time
what the fuck?
hussie giving us a release date 3 years later than the original plan and then delaying it for a further 8 months (so far of course) drives me nuts
deku/mind control is also relatively popular from what i've seen
fuck, has it been that long?
it's random, isn't it?
i-i-it's just bad promo art, r-right?
i've put down a deposit on a new, better flat which i'll be getting if the landlord agres to some stuff
i secretly hope he doesn't though so i get the deposit back and aren't spending the extra money on rent
i'm so poor
yeah, but I ended up actually having 115 super missiles, which is where that extra percentage comes from - I never got plasma, spring ball, and skipped a lot of spots I knew were just ammo pickups
Like, I still went to the spots, to verify which ammo they were, and ignored them if they were missiles/power bombs
I didn't even get charge beam until almost the end of the run!
holy shit that Chaika face on Boobs
I forgot tumblr's version of metastuck was a thing
Excuse you her name is Dustiness Ford "Darkness" Lalatina.
actually it's probably the other way around because japan
I still think someone should make a http://www.isxkcdshittytoday.com/ for hiveswap
at least saya and coconutsu look mostly normal
i didn't have a big preference in candy girls but still that's a disgarace to hotaru
this seems like it was made intentionally bad
i remember that they shipped us with doctor who and supernatural
and hetalia was homestuck's moirail
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Turns out there's been a slight gas leak in my room for some time now.
Maybe that's what was causing my constant headaches.
Teehee Maccaroni is the bane of my fucking existence.
Every fucking campaign that my GM runs inevitably at some point involves running into an NPC named "Teehee Maccaroni," who the GM affectionately describes as "an epic level sorcerer who's also a retarded nudist gnome."
Teehee Maccaroni wander the countryside with a unique Rod of Wonders powered by "retard magic" shoved up his anus, and he casts the Rod of Wonders by diddling his penis. He says nothing but his own name in different inflections and the phrase "I like-a the goodberry, gimme gimme the goodberry." The GM thinks it's hilarious to have this character show up during the middle of encounters we're struggling at and start jerking off magic everywhere.
But the worst part is his chant. He wanders around chanting his name, so when he's about to show up the GM will start low;
Tee-hee-hee, Maccaroni Maccaroni
Tee-hee-hee, Maccaroni Maccaroni
And then get louder and louder until he's fucking shouting
TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI!
TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI!
And the table loves it! The other guys I play with think this is the best shit! Teehee Maccaroni has been our table's de-facto inside joke, our signature "running gag" for six years now. When that chant starts up, everyone else joins in like a ritual; the whole table is expected to start chanting "TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI" by the end, and every fucking time I refuse because this is some embarrassing circa-2002 Penguin of Doom shit, it's always the same thing; "There goes user again! No fun allowed around user! Anon's just a big grouch who's getting angry because we're making him touch Teehee Maccaroni's penis again! Why won't you just let us have fun with this character, he's just here for dumb fun, you stick-in-the mud!"
These motherfuckers are all over 25 years old.
Teehee Maccaroni is going to be the death of me.
someone just tried to argue that zeta gundam is on the same level as gunbuster/diebuster
i thought the guy running people over was against the 'protest'
nah turns out he was a trump guy
why was he running over his own kind, then
psyche, it was a white supremacist the whole time!
he didn't it was a bunch of counter protesters who got hit
>cat sitter misgendering my cat but sending photos of her
put this on your dash if ur not racist uwu
for a small fee i will sit on your cat
i will drown your cat and get you a gf, for free
invisible girl putting on a tshirt? whatever
invisible girl putting on lingerie? sign me up
i know he's trying to say "who's responsible for this group who i think is bad" but none of these people should get the credit for antifa lol they arent doin shit
this is also fine
also I was repeatedly told by numerous people that it "wasn't possible" to save the animals in the tournament randomizer
guess it IS, so fuck those assholes
the answer is people like moldylocks
cool, what packs/charts do you have?
one of these was tagged "anal"
but how do you know
the position is usually anal
by knowing anatomy
yeah good point i took a second look and tha'ts pretty clear
I wouldn't trust most people here to be knowledgeable about sex
are there no english translations of the snes fire emblem games?
i shouldn't be laughing at this but i am
Alright I couldn't live blog the emoji movie because the theater was a black hole reception wise
All I can really say is that it was the longest commercial I ever sat through and isn't even bad enough to roast
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that's how I felt watching this
Reacting to Trump’s words on Saturday, the neo-Nazi website The Daily Stormer praised the president’s comments as “good.”
“He didn’t attack us. He just said the nation should come together. Nothing specific against us,” wrote Andrew Anglin, the website’s founder.
“No condemnation at all,” Anglin continued. “When asked to condemn, he just walked out of the room. Really, really good. God bless him.”
I appreciate the miniblog anyway
the creator of "/pol/ news network" apparently
>“I came to this march for the message that white European culture has a right to be here just like every other culture,” Cvjetanovic opined. “It is not perfect; there are flaws to it, of course. However I do believe that the replacement of the statue will be the slow replacement of white heritage within the United States and the people who fought and defended and built their homeland. Robert E Lee is a great example of that. He wasn’t a perfect man, but I want to honor and respect what he stood for during his time.”
>and the people who fought and defended and built their homeland
the confederacy was literally entirely composed of people trying to get away from america, they actively tore down their 'homeland'
"I'm not the angry racist, I'm just the racist"
but they defended "their homeland", the slaveholding south
death to America
they aren't the brightest people in the world
when will he just admit he's got a foot fetish
reminder that hate speech is constitutionally protected
if your feelings dont align with the law, you're wrong
wrong. Hate speech could be classified as either incitement or fighting words, both of which are not protected speech.
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there is no such thing as hate speech
it's a meaningless buzzword created by democrats to punish people for saying things that hurt their feefees
you. are. wrong.
i didn't hear a buzzer, so i'm not wrong
most laws are about racism you stupid idiot
Hate speech is constitutionally protected
is sako talking about how its ok to say bad things in public
he wasn't talking about hate speech broadly
he was talking specifically about "incitement" or "fighting words" which are not free speech
not if it's incitement or hate speech you illiterate honky
Commence triggering in 3...2...1...
fuck i meant fighting words goddamnit
fuck im so bad at internet fights
>hate speech is constitutionally protected
>Uhhhhh no actually it isn't
>wow he didn't mean HATE SPEECH he meant FIGHTING WORDS
fuck off wonk
you're a dense motherfucker do i really need to spell it out for you
if the hate speech is also incitement or fighting words, then it's not protected
wonk is a retard, he just got clowned on by hsg
look at him and laugh. He cried and had a suicide attempt over homestuck general
read this again
i think u will be enlightened if u use ur powers of reading comprehension
i'm gonna hotglue this post
so why isn't sharpton in prison for life for repeatedly issuing hate speech in public forums, including the advocation and encouragement of killing whites and police?
>cwc leaves charlottesville for one day
>riots ensue immediately
You're the dense motherfucker wonk
XLR literally said that hate speech WAS fighting words or incitement, not that it can be sometimes
you're both dumb and stupid and I'm smarter
haw haw he a retarded bitchmade muhfuggah
thanks for your input to the discussion rev, it's always appreciated
i dont understand how BLM can have protests and its ok with everyone
but the moment ANYONE decides to protest PEACEFULLY. everyone loses their fucking minds
>Hate speech could be classified as either incitement or fighting words
i'd ask if you ever took reading comprehension classes but
oh so that's the original
i prefer the stalinist edit
>What do you MEAN I can't go into a public place and start talking in detail about how I'm going to go murder some jews
cwc is the patron saint of charlottesville?
dude you're a shitty grant ripoff at best and a /r9k/ beta at worst, you can't really say shit
watch out america.......................
>but the moment ANYONE decides to protest PEACEFULLY.
ah yes, peacefully
running over a street filled with people, that kind of peaceful
how many kikes got holocausted in west virginia? I haven't been keeping up with the news lately
they weren't even associated with them you stupid piece of shit
there's a point in which you deserve to die if you're literally STANDING on the road
who wasn't associated with who?
the man who "ran over" the woman, if you can even consider her that, wasn't associated with the right unification rally
i dunno where you're getting that info, cuz it's not true
here he is >>1001847
>if you can even consider her that
did you not see the video of him driving over a streetful of people
it means nothing until the law has spoken
hey, i don't really get this white supremacist schtick that this anon is going for.
wait someone got run over? That's what the big kerfuffle is?
Like that hasn't happened a hundred times by now
please stop pretending to be stupid
it's not white supremacy
i feel like it's the same anon that's always taking the hard right position whenever politics comes up
seems like he's playing devil's advocate for kicks
maybe if SOMEBODY unlisted the board
>muslim extremist runs over people - "we can't blame all muslims"
>white nazi runs over people - "all whites are to blame"
>>white nazi runs over people - "all whites are to blame"
no one has said that
people said "nazis are to blame" because they are
goddamn rev you really need to stop getting involved in political conversations it's just sad
might as well give up
the dream is dead
>everyone now placing blame on bannon
lets look on the bright side
now everybody hates the pigs
Rev is a stupid bitch fag but at least he never cried and had a suicide attempt over homestuck general
well he's the mastermind behind courting the "alt-right" for trump, yeah
wweh baby eri wwant milkie
40 year old jumps into conversations, never knows what he's talking about, makes no sense
many such cases!
oh fuck that's right he's old
i finally fucking did it
FULL LIMIT BREAK
>meanwhile in 1996
>Star Ocean's limit cap is 255
this means literally nothing at all rev
the funniest thing I always think about this "If you keep calling us nazis that'll just make the people who are "normal" right wing into nazis!"
>when people on here make fun of nazis
>latest shoenice video is him chugging a bottle of fireball in a public library and muttering under his breath about how he "got away with it"
is blood and soil some nazi thing
y'know google is free, right
i'm playing a game and didn't want to bother
in the time it took to post here you couldve googled it
nothin, nothin, dont worry about it
that's going in the sako file
did you know that there were slavic SS units
did you know that there were gopnik SS units
>talking about ww2
oh yeah, that will help get you laid
why the history lesson sako
also i feel like youve talked about this before
honestly, as long as it's not on the level of HSE's zebra cum obsession, I don't care
Stalin was the Vriska of 20th century politics, in that he did nothing wrong.
i just remembered that there were a couple of slavic SS divisions
also a LOT of hungarian ones, mostly made up of ethnic germans living in hungary
rev please stop trying to contribute to any conversation
I don't know like any real shit about ww2, and I've got my dick sucked before because I'm handsome.
I know who are the axis and allies but that's about it. Most girls my age dont even know what the soviet union was
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most girls your age are still in middle school
khan (and bsb? I think) went on a long about how if you couldn't name 5 ww2-era planes you were retarded
it was really stupid
my co-worked said today that the soviet union was only made up of russia, and she's like 45 and from europe
trump's remarks about charleston
>bigotry on many sides
>law and order
>we gotta respect each other
>we gotta cherish our history
he's clearly on the side of the white supremacists lol
shut it skypenig
>no matter our color, creed, religion, or political party, we are all americans first
>we must come together as a country
>nobody should ever fear for their safety and security in our society
>clearly this means that he supports the white supremacists
wonk are you ACTUALLY brain damaged?
klance, johndave, promptis, and sasunaru are all literally the exact same ship rebranded for different fandoms
what the fuck is wrong with your drug addled brain that you can read "no matter our color or creed we are all americans and we must come together as a country" and take away "yeah white supremacy is good actually"
are you touched?
Shame he can't call out the nazis outright since they're part of his core voter base.
both of us are reading in it what we want to read in it
the guy who runs stormfront loved those remarks because he read in it exactly what i did
of course he is
he got that syphilis strain that makes you insane
looks like you're not so different from delusional skinhead nazi fucks then
It means Trump is fine with Nazis as long as they aren't biggots.
you're an idiot
i don't need to prove anything to you
has anyone been following the case of robert murray vs jon oliver
you know those shitty elastic/gel stretchy arm things at arcades?
>small dom big sub
what do you think, is bowser a footlong or a six foot party sub?
the fuck is wrong with her face
his left foot misses a claw
a quick google search shows that tortoise genitalia are about 40% of their body length in length, and kind of terrifying looking actually
so it's gonna be big, and it aint gonna be easy to handle
looks like the artist put peach's foot there first by mistake
so he's the six foot party sub
maybe it would be if peach's face didn't look retarded
also where's his left arm?
his left arm is also missing
he forgot the safeword one day
don't be ableist uwu
christ I didn't realize it was art criticism hour
when I'm choking the chicken to bowser being a sub I don't really pay attention to the fine details but that's just me
we're all aware that you don't mind garbage art
you should just jack off to text-based porn games like a true patrician
Just came back from the dark tower
I actually kind of liked it but I can see why most people wouldn't
if you arent jacking off to moldy hustlers you got out of a box hidden in a log in the woods, you don't know shit about porn
Nobody here cares about what you think.
>not jacking off to audio files of girls pretending to masturbate from 4chan HSG
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this game is fucking awesome
you have been visited by diner lemur
good meals will come your way
you don't even have to repost or anything
he's just givin it to you
front bottom (UK)
fanny (UK, Australia, NZ)
thanks lemur bro
boutta heat myself up some chili
I'm not really hungry but thanks
meat circus is my favourite
send in the clowns!
elephants are next!
I wish my old CRT monitor worked
I want to hook it up to my pc and play old first person shooters on it
Egghead has a real soft body, I felt it when I hugged her
I Cant Wait To Rip A Fat Nut In This Cheap Slunt Slash B Slash Ro
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hey do you remember old DDR music
like waka laka, cartoon heroes, speed over beethoven?
what feeling do they make you feel when you hear them?
i get all weirdly nostalgic for my fujoshi yaoi fanfic times
imagine feeling her hot breath on your neck
oh my yes, egghead's skin is so soft and smooth and smells so nice and pretty, oh my yes
some girls got a body so smooth you can't help but want to feel it against yours in bed, know what im sayin?
yikes it's pretty late
i guess i'll stay home today
there isn't a brain meme big enough
god i wish wonk had gone through with it
like seriously, has your life even got better in any way?
you're just shitposting on here 24/7
Friday the 13th, Halloween, or Nightmare?
Hardmode: Puppet Master or Child's Play
do you think the person who wrote the version of cinderella with the glass slippers had a foot fetish?
shitposting is fun
haha, are you kidding me
yeah my life has improved a shitton bro
i'm better in nearly every way, my life is on track
and i get to shitpost here almost 24/7!
aren't you lucky?
easy modo: never seen any of them
anon, would you be happier if i told you i was miserable and nothing had gotten better for me?
I miss the horror film screening/convention circuit
I really should start going to those again
i would be
just a little bit
that's pretty pathetic
and a nip nop dingaling to you, too
i really wanna play armored core 4 again
i wish there were more games like Shogo
how come some of the best shit comes out of the combined cultures of japan and america, or an appreciation of one by the other
culture mixing is good and productive
Japanese and American pro wrestling especially is fucking amazing, and I think the American wrestling industry should try to incorporate more aspects of Japanese pro wrestling
I demand you provide the original that you photoshopped onto the screen
>implying i did the photoshopping
>implying i didn't just copy and paste this from tumblr
literally five seconds on google images
"and this is a classic gaming emotion"
goddamn rev learn 2 google
I meant the porn
oh that? fuck dude if i had the source for that i'd be jerkin the gerkin, not posting here with you
alright I guess I'll look for it then
>faggots all around me clamoring to make hate speech illegal
>because someone got killed by some asshole in a car
Maybe I need to be less of a political chameleon before I kill a close "friend" myself
you should probably tell them how you feel
they deserve better "friends"
actually link to the tumblr post that was from
It's useful to have people around to extract favors from plus most of them are decent in some ways
found it, "furrypost-generator"
they actually tagged it with the comic it came from
"no pain no gain" by powfooo
i thought it looked familiar
smart thinkin, rev
>It's useful to have people around to extract favors
they really deserve better than you
i knew it was powfoo
for some reason my mind went to onta but they have completely different styles
this is getting old, dude
mix it up a bit
no see that's the opposite of mixing it up
your gore-ing is boring
I want to talk about Homestuck
oops i accidentally fell into my tomoko lust again
>no pain no gain
>no pain no gain
what did he mean by this
that cat boy is probably taking four feet of horse dick, judging by that one panel
what the fuck are you talking about rev
at least try to pay attention to posts above you
the fuck are you talking about
this has nothing to do with catboys being dicked by horses
do you ever even know what youre talking about rev
It's been literally a year and a half since I've been here.
What's up, my dudes?
How's everyone been?
why the fuck did you respond to my post about the woomy sticker then
that link wasnt ever even posted
why the fuck are you like this
rev but why did you respond to sako's post saying "no pain no gain"
also play shogo mobile armor division
just did my last shift at my job
feel a little sad about it
Who all is left?
I left when the comic ended because I thought everyone would end up leaving and it hurt my heart to think of watching this place slowly fall apart, but you fuckers are still here and looking fairly active more than a year later.
can't believe sora's fucking dead
decided to start trying to speedrun sonic r
am now realizing that setting up a situation where i'm gonna have to fail a lot is kinda bummin me out
I don't think anyone good (that was known) left.
Probably a few anons.
nothing much has changed since then
That makes me happier than it probably should.
I was one of those anons that left.
How was this place during the election? I can't even imagine the shitshow.
recently though even grant and the other shitstirrers have gotten tired of the politics talk
my restaurant job
i actually didn't like it but my coworkers were p sad to see me leave for the last time
No, but I remember that post as one of the last I read. I think I left with a simple "wwalks out a thread".
thats some fucking good art wasted on blunderfail
at least it doesn't have flame eye
I've always had trouble making work friends.
Why'd you quit? School or a new job or embracing neethood?
if it's good art it's not wasted
That's a nice sentiment.
Objectively wrong, but nice.
honestly i really dont have the temperament for speedrunning
this whole "make a mistake, gotta start all the way over" thing is killing me
i'm gonna slice my face off
you could just do pb segments
unless you're trying to go for fame and shit
It takes a special kind of autism.
You have to achieve some kind of low-self-respect zen state where you can endlessly torture yourself in pursuit of mastery at something completely useless.
I HAVE A GIANT COCK
I HAVE A GIANT COCK
I HAVE A GIANT COCK
i dont think im gonna get fame for runnin sonic r
i dont think that would help tbh, it's the same frustration just more often
i just dont deal with frustration well i dont think
arent all things ultimately useless, in the end
is your cock giant from looking at all these pictures of wrestlers lol
Is Wes still here? I wonder what he thought of Kaladesh.
Wesley's here butI don't think he ever cared about magic.
I think rev and I are the only ones that care about magic.
Huh. Maybe I was thinking of you then.
I think I thought you were Wesley for like 2 years my dude.
I was assuming that was the case.
Mechanically, I thought it was pretty amazing. I was at a convention in Atlanta when spoilers started and we saw Crew and Energy. I was kind of disappointed there wasn't a Crew X vehicle but we did get a Crew 6 and we got a bunch of good shit like The Pain Train and its two brothers. Energy's a really great mechanic and the only color pair I care about mostly (gruul, though selesnya is also ok) had some real good shit. I even got the promo chandra and sold it for like $70.
I liked masterpieces (though I wish they would have changed the art for wurmcoil slightly so you can see it coiling more) and think they should continue, but I do think they should come up with a good theme instead of random shit like they did with the Invocations.
Flavorfully it was rather bland and mediocre (outside of great gatsby) but I'll take bland and mediocre any day rather than BFZ 2.0. Still pretty upset they turned Chandra into a hyper-add tumblr kid, but I think the person who started that got fired, so who knows.
Also, rev is 100% convinced that Rashmi is somehow either Mishra in disguise or a clone of Mishra or something stupid like that, because their names are anagrams.
also the new diabloic tutor art was very nice
i miss cubedrafting with the baseball team
I really loved Energy and I appreciated their attempts to keep it as un-parasitic as possible by making all (or maybe almost all) Energy consumers also produce it. I love the fact that I can slap a card like Demon of Dark Schemes or Aetherworks Marvel in a casual EDH deck and it actually works by itself, but if I made a dedicated energy deck they'd be much better.
I didn't like Vehicles, though. Being inherently protected from sorcery creature removal means any good vehicle in the format is going to make non-instant removal unplayable. I'm surprised they're bringing them back in Ixalan, I guess they consider them a success.
Glad to hear Rev hasn't changed a bit.
I've been wanting to put together a cube for a long time, but balancing seems like a bitch.
i imagine that's a tough part of making a cube
i have abosolutely no idea how it works
>Glad to hear Rev hasn't changed a bit.
He really hasn't.
I think vehicles are pretty good. Outside of when they just fuck up and make something too value (like copter) i like the concept. I also really liked most of the cards that interacted with them flavorfully, like "Start your engines".
I cube drafted once and it wasn't especially very fun, but then again I don't really like drafting in the first place.
I did draft a box of unhinged though, that was a pretty great time. Played 5 of Farewell to Arms and a few cards so that they couldn't (or at least, wouldn't want to) talk. Had my friend using his lips and nudging to do all actions because he couldn't move his hands or speak.
didnt karkat and terezi hook up in the end?
> best ship
but that's not davekat
Dave, Terezi, and Karkat were all leaders of troll country I think, with no stated relationships.
I don't remember for certain though.
You may already know, but there's a new Un-Set coming out soon, Unstable.
You should go to a prerelease, it's sure to be some silly shit.
seeing karezi feels like seeing a ghost tbh
karkat moved in with dave and jade and terezi is looking gor her gf vriska
Of course I know it's coming out. I'll probably even go draft it despite not really liking the format.
Also, not that it's particularly relevant to HSG as a whole, but grant married shark and he moved to switzerland like 2 weeks ago to be her trophy husband.
there also might have been a sperg out in the past 16 months? I can't remember if veef left before or after the comic end.
thanks for the insider info
That was his gf at the time, right? I don't think she had a name at the point when I left.
Good for grant.
She was still here when I left. I think she'd actually just come back after awhile away and she was in even rarer form and spamming like crazy, so maybe she was on the cusp of a meltdown. I pretty much just ignored her posts as much as possible though.
theyre not married yet you fag
last time vfan posted i think was on /co/ when the comic ended
was vfan even a real person?
i was vfan the whole time
I mean have you seen her pictures? they're pretty much just generic "girl". There's tons of nudes of everyone floating out there and plenty of people are named wesley. I'm just sayin
She always struck me as just playing the part for attention. Which got boring pretty quick.
You need some genuine Kokoro level insanity for it to stay funny.
the whole thing was literally just me.
i just got sick of it.
mysterious come back man areyou little mouse
i dream of the day little mouse returns and i can make amends for calling him a pussy fag bitch and treating him as a whipping boy
then immediately go back to owning his noob ass >:)
I do not jerk off with my hand
he who jerks off with his hand has forgotten the face of his father
I jerk off with my heart
brings a new meaning to beating your meat
*jerks off with elbows*
i bow to no one
a giant woomy
a giant woomy
the fat service desk girl looked really pretty this morning
i'd tell her but i still haven't made up my mind on which service desk girl i wanna hit on
how about the one that isn't fat
the other one is chubby too and seems nicer but she might be more crazy
An Excellent Week To Surrender To Almighty Kanaya
Remember The First Night Of September Is The Holiday Of Kanaya
if you liked the movie, you should read the books
also in one area of the world they sing a song called "Come Commala" and it is both a planting song for grain farmers but is also about busting nuts and making kids
>tfw kanaya will never be real
not with that attitude
>another day trapped on teegeeack
I did read the books about eight years ago
I also started re-reading them this morning
>to find out if you're pregnant
I'm surprised she knows how to post on facebook, with such mensa-level intelligence
Here are the chickers of dryness and flood insurance.
Good rates and dry weather will come to you only if you reply: "Stay Dry Chickers"
make your own waifu with the power of AI and machine learning
this is my waifu
that face sculpt is terrible
Sorry I didn't notice as I was distracted by her huge tits
please lord let it be good
who's the retarded little girl in the cat suit
my gf, so dont insult her :/
introducing the hot new fetish
IDE/Theory: Fuckable donippussies
there are already plenty of weird nasty ways to fuck why do we need to fuck nipples too?
It's the spirit of humanity to strive. To explore. To dive into the unknown frontiers peepees-first.
To not fuck nipples is to betray our very nature as rational human beings.
you better BELIEVE kirk has fucked some orifices that you've never imagined
consider: inverted nipples
Woah, this was also my ship.
Too bad Ako's is destined for that Barron Trump guy's dick though.
nah they canned the Andrew/Akko subplot
Diana/Akko is funnier anyway
Akko as a character gets even more annoying when you realize she's probably speaking really bad Engrish the entire time.
That's kinda cute though
yfw europe has american sauce but america doesnt have american sauce
the only even remotely postable images in that big ass archive are ben faces
fuckin dog shit
which big ass archive
whats the mood today
whatchy'all fappin to
do you really want to ask me that
i already have done
and now im curious
godspeed you crazy bastard
mood: vitriolic blue balled blast
masturbation is a sin
workin hard for that grade i see
12 gb one
i downloaded that but didnt open it
Shogo: Mobile Armor Division
It's Patlabor, Appleseed, and Gundam: The Game: The FPS
its the game i was shilling last night with the kickass anime opening
theres a lot of naked people and nepeta images
>Patlabor, Appleseed, and Gundam: The Game: The FPS
i gotta play this
even if that song was dumb
there's tons of references to mecha and cyberpunk anime too
how many naked nepeta images
nepeta would be the most overrated troll if karkat didn't exist
seriously though who is the retarded loli
in the wake of the Big Ben repair announcement (four year shutdown) have a different novelty twitter account
I'm a little disappointed this is fake
I love seeing porn in weird art styles
are your pedo instincts taking over? are you being overcome by lustful thoughts about mentally challenged loli pussy?
>it's on PC
>it's on gog
>it's 6 bucks
guess that's what im doing today
dont you dare besmirch our prince
what the fuck happened there
to big ben? or chernobyl
I can't read the word between "to" and "and"
the account, you dunce
to fascism and racism
i wonder what jeb!'s doin right now
i figured out how to block nsfw images on gelbooru
now i can look for crying girls without porn getting in the way
was screencapping all that shit really necessary
why does every screencap need to include some rando's reaction
it's probably one of their friends who would see it when they posted this cap on tumblr
>ps4 undertale in 9 hours
me since i pre ordered it
postal 2 is one dollar on steam right now
i really really love that imagery
i'm excited for more of whatever wacky black lodge thing possessed sarah palmer
i don't really have a valid reason honestly
it's been so long I forgot that there wasn't a 750 post limit when we got here
Wanna fuck that doll
damn gonna need two visceral attacks to take that ass down
tell me you fucking cuckold
sako typing angrily, desperate to find out the little girl's name so he can masturbate
Veronica from DQXI
ive seen her before
im fuckin lovin this anti-confederate statue sign
you forgot your trip
So what happened to Dambro since I've been gone?
Did he and Moody ever settle things permanently?
this meme was always so weak
why would some random child look exactly like me
didn't sponge make some offhand comment about fucking his kids, this meme format would make way more sense for that
i'm the damned bro
my life is on track and im happy and ive never spoken to moody ever again and that's for the best
the post below yours is him
moody just left hsg for good one day and may or may not be homeless now
And so the time has come for a cross country quest to save Moody.
>left hsg for good
he sacrificed his own life to save shitto
is this jimmy trying to twist the truth again
moody saved shitto... but can shitto save moody?
fidget spinner movie when
shitto met a fate worse than death
star wars rip-off movie where the main villain is trump when
ah, yes, the PS4, with all that raw power, reduced to being used to play a game that could probably run on Windows 95
how below the dignity of the dignified ps4
I still haven't played Blundertale.
i cant believe you havent played Hussie's other game
what's the first one
>doggo begging to get up on the couch with me
>runs away when I go to pick her up
>comes back and starts begging when I sit back
did i miss any hot details from the deleted image
dunno I didn't click it
I am muscular
Why aren't you guys muscular?
it was some anime girl I guess
I hadn't opened it before he deleted it
my taskbar, two folders, the VN and the threads i'm reading
kawakami is a kawacutie!
wes is here probably
i'm also currently here but still kind of sick after violently vomiting for many hours and then trying to subsist off of gatorade and jello
also i have a recurring rash that happens and i have no idea why but it's been going on for like over a year and it sucks
ben is here probably
i'm also currently here, still feeling healthy and haven't vomited in months
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I wonder if this will embed
I walk into the thread.
"Hi," I proclaim, jabbing my thumb into my chest. "I'm Eridan!"
I would bang Mandy Milkovich
(I think about sex a lot)
my new flat is in range for delivery from a sushi place
look at this
i'm so happy
oh my god it's amazing
>platform called "discord"
>they don't allow discordant ideology
they allow discordianism
tagged "we're having a good time" i think
also tagged as "woundfucking" and like, yeah buddy, that's a pretty serious wound there
apparently this is a "sfw" crop of something from their porn blog but goddamnit i cant find their porn blog
wouldn't fascism/totalitarianism be under the right side
i don't think this meme is very smart
>C-92 doujinshi getting scanned and uploaded
u ready my dudes?
her posture there does not look very comfortable
she's also really short? or he's really tall?
paizuri is really good
do not fuck the fox
it's really hard to tittyfuck a guy on a moving trail
you: uuuuh why is the big titty girl posing like that lol
me: *gives an exhaustive and meticulous explanation by talking about momentum, centers of gravity and movements in a 3D space*
Give me the nip-pill.
i was born ready
>domo arigato fisto roboto
tamagoro draws nice buttholes
you know hwo else draws nice buttholes?
>walk into thread
>first post i see is sako talking about jacking off.
I hate this place.
why are they drawing lizards with mammalian buttholes and genitalia.
Lizards have cloacas which is their butthole peehole vagina/dick all in one.
what's stopping you from leaving drama queen
>Lizards have cloacas which is their butthole peehole vagina/dick all in one.
wow, i bet nobody here already knew that
depression and masochism
was expecting scolipede donut
post some cloaca porn then
you think i have that shit on file? Im not rev
im too tired to beat off right now
>protesters in durham nc pulled down a confederate statue
yaaaas direct action!!!
i hate how people are condemning vigilantism vandalism and violence if their side does it, but celebrates it if their side does it.
mental gymnastics i tell ya.
Hopefully they didn't damage it. Take whatever you want down but there's no reason to smash statues
Just put it in a museum, just because it's a statue of someone that did unsavory things doesn't make it stop being a historical artifact and a piece of our nation's history
they can make more statues you dingdong
and yeah it folded and broke pretty instantly
direct action YAY!!!!!
blease... think of the poor statues...
stfu or ill beat your trashcan to death
do it. Find me and do it.
is quirkyalone still a thing
My dog ate a frog just now
It's entrails smell awful
i thought that was futa moon for half a second
>futa chicken and mallow
my car smells like a big sweaty pussy rn