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*link voice*

sure is epic in here!




uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh star wars huh? :)&


this is the real thread


thanks spang


i was thinking bright felt like it was written by an autistic person who didn't understand human interactions fully

then i googled it and saw max landis wrote it and felt pretty proud of my predictive ability


"I have the moral high ground!" he said while getting his meth spoon ready.



>Steven Universe tonight

>BTN doesn't have the episodes yet


i don't do cocaine more than five times a year


you ever had someone browbeat you into taking a drug they compared to 'ecstasy and cocaine', two drugs that scare the shit out of you, while you were already too stoned to be making decisions? and then cuddle with you in a way you definitely would not have agreed to sober when you started to feel the lowered inhibitions against intimacy, which I guess was the basis for the ecstasy comparison? haha


also i've never payed for cocaine

i'm just epic like that



thats 5 times a year too many you fucking retard


>n-no trust me you guys! Rape isn't BAD



no! one of my drugdealers asked if we could cuddle when i spent the night at his house and i thought it was pretty chill but that's totally different i think



coming from you this means i should do it more often

i should take it once a month while i work on my hypercomic


just never not be on crack


oh, this little shitheel crossie faggot! oh how he disgusts me! oh the subhumanity!


sako is a dumb niggy,


drugs are bad


i lost so much weight when i did coke regularly

oh well


do i smoke more weed or go to bed


i switched to diet coke but i gained weight!

wakka wakka



smoke weed to go to bed


"You shouldn't do this dangerous drug that diminishes your ability to feel pleasure, is incredibly addictive, and can actually fuck up your brain"



>oh the subhumanity

Sponge that was actually really funny I actually laughed, maybe even guffawed


Why is sponge so fucking stupid



haha, it was pretty cool how they talked me into giving them control of my movement for 24+ hours, twice, while I had family visiting for Christmas, and then planted a surface layer of compliant/permissive emotions on top of my underlying deep discomfort and disorientation! lol


>don't masturbate to rape



oh, speaking of that, it kinda seems like my gf is rapidly gaining weight. like she’s juuust a little bigger every week

i find it ridiculously sexy


maybe... just possibly... sometimes people say things they don't one hundred percent mean literally, perhaps as some sort of jape



you may want to consider the possibility that she's pregnant


heart failure is fucking epic



>diminishes your ability to feel pleasure, is incredibly addictive, and can actually fuck up your brain

almost like chronic masturbation... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔



wow, Sako is a D.A.R.E. instructor? I'm so proud of him for getting a job


jerking off isn't going to kill me but doing cocaine probably will


never do drugs. you will get pregnant, and then die


drug abuse is fucking epic kids

make sure you give predatory dealers as much money as possible and destroy your life through addiction



i will keep that in mind dear reverend


masturbation: bad

multiple drug addictions and dependencies: epic as hell



isn't sako some kinda ultra-libertarian or minarchist or some shit

why the fuck would that even be an appealing political position if you weren't trying to ▮▮▮▮▮ some ▮▮▮▮ legally


im going to resurrect bill hicks just so he can go to sako's house and kick his ass


is Socks having a meltdown


that was a mistake, I take that back, Sako please don't tell me about your political philosophy



no im not

just because I think drugs should be decriminalized and treatment options be more available to people who need it doesn't mean I think people should do drugs


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I'm cruising through this bullshit hotel



not really he’s just a moron


every druggie ive ever meant has been a massive faggot


"You shouldn't do dangerous addictive drugs"

"fucking idiot. retard."


just because you don’t pals to engage in fine recreation with doesn’t mean people that can handle harder substances shouldn’t


uhhh actually cocaine isn't addictive its le epic


can Sako, like, tell... when he does this... like is he aware we're calling him an idiot because his only rhetorical maneuver is to misrepresent whatever ~objectionable~ thing was said


I'm not sure why that video came out so dark

that's super weird


jerk it all the time: no friends

do coke: friends

it's simple math people


"haha you dont do drugs so you must not have friends lol"



maybe drugs ARE bad


"drugs are bad"

"I like some drugs"

[immediately dives into a feedback loop of talking exclusively about cocaine and heroine]



this but unironically


Sako's highest-priority moral value is that Nuance Is Bad


hard drugs are LITERALLY the only way people can do things together

nothing else is fun, you can only bond over your mutual crippling addictions



DO you have friends?


sako you’re wapanese and not nearly as intelligent as you think you are, nobody should be listening to you. not even yourself.


i’m not making that blanket statement, we’re talking about sako, our disgusting little lash-out-prone autistic permachild



i have better friends than sponge




<maybe... just possibly... sometimes people say things they don't one hundred percent mean literally, perhaps as some sort of jape



they are if you don’t do them in moderation



soft drugs too


how is this thread already worse than the last one


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sponge is mad lol



sako i think it’s about time you flee to r9k to virtually hang out with other “people” of your ilk


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a classic of egg microcinema. here we see the cisfem bi tranny-chaser finding some eggs to incubate


notice how violent and angry the addict gets when you tell him his libation of choice is harmful to him


>caring about drugs in 2017 act 2






sako is a retard and i’m practicing veefing out for later


>not blending your brain with as many narcotics as you can find until you reach through the stupor and achieve enlightenment



alternate reality where zwid gave the board to vfan


I've never seen sponge so booty blasted before

all because I said the objectively correct statement "drugs aren't good for you"


sponge please seek help for your dependencies


im starting to know what hsg felt towards me during my poopydot phase


alternate reality where we didn't get kicked out of /co/


sponge become even more epic


I have to admit, it's impressively brazen for Sako to jump for "you're mad" before anyone else did


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why are you even listening to the neet who doesnt do anything but jerk off to little girls being raped


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>so mad he's going to start spamming



because the triggered little faggot won't put on anything filterable



an epic point


alternate reality where i have a better personality


why dont you start spamming dead babies and deformed children

you get off on that hardcore dont you sponge


let's maybe talk about anything else



not to sound like one of those toys where you pull a string and it says a pre-recorded phrase but: that's a solvable problem

what do people you like and think highly of do? what about them do you admire? just gank their positive traits


alternate reality where homestuck is still ongoing



yeah its a shame sponge wont put his name back on


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>not the edit



no i get off on being digested by hot girls and being exposed to their epic holes and fluids

do you even pay attention? i happen to have a passion for a clinical understanding of funny maladies.


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coming up on four years postfacto: why doesn't anyone talk about the line

>I'm slayin all day in day out nawm sayin'?

>like, find my horse, I'm feeling kinda headless

>don't ask me how I been cause the answer is relentless


ive met few people as smugly convinced of their own intelligence as sponge

living embodiment of the dunning-kruger effect


I am above all of you corpulent mongrels.



>living embodiment of the dunning-kruger effect

oh the epic ironing



where's the ironing sponge


literally the only "useless" people are those who don't work


imagine getting this fucking angry over someone saying that you shouldn't do drugs



sorry for lashing out guys



you’re the dunning-kruger effect shit you out and now the epic homestuck general can’t shake the pissant dingleberry that is you because we’re too nice to crossies


just threaten to beat him up again and he'll back off lol


i would prefer hummingbird/shitbird over sako at this point, honestly


more like the dumping you nerd effect



please try again but this time less incoherent

please calm down before you shit out another word salad


oh yeah


remember how you backed down as soon as i agreed to it?




mr bad guy


*no bad fetishes*

*no drugs*

*raises into the sky as golden lights explode from my orifices*



i’m tired because i work for a living

i’m sure some of my taxes support your redneck family, a living discredit to the white race


sako works

works my god dang nerves




I said sometime in may didn't I faggot

I'm not driving to illinois to fuck up your dumb ass, you come here if you want to defend your fucked up drug addictions with your weak, limp wrists


no u dunning kruger no u!

t. sponge


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this is what drugs do to you



oh, does your vitamin-lacking brain not remember? i said i would drive out there, and you immediately backed down and apologized for lashing out. are we still on for may then?



did you learn to talk like this from trump and the fox news???


watching sako be an internet tough guy is almost as embarassing as watching sponge be an internet tough guy


get rev out there to be referee


what did you think of the preprerelease benjamming



all that would happen is me buying sako groceries because i feel bad for him and then he would try to kiss me



yeah sure, mid may



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<do something pretty while you can



okay, i’ll remind you to give me an address



lol bro did you really expect me to remember that from 4 months ago? grow the fuck up holy shit


>when someone on the internet says drugs are bad and you get so mad you decide to drive out on your own dime to beat them up

this is your brain on drugs


- sako in 4 months



if sponge wants me to crack his skull on the pavement that bad I'll oblige him



i never watch them, anything interesting happen?



it’s praxis


sponge seems like the kind of pussy faggot to call the cops on someone after they get pounded in a fight


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I apologize if I've ever said anything rude to any of you


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I think, what everyone in this thread needs, is a little nap and a lie-down,


record the fight if it happens


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do you want to get dinner first?



yea well i dont



heightened aggression and impulsiveness is a sign of addiction sponge i think you should put down the heroin







just about the kind of decks you'd expect

it was just cool to see the new cards in action

ascend seems powerful when you build around it a bit


if those are signs of addiction then you should put down the little girl rape porn



*vapes heroin*


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>tfw you have to become a high class escort to pay for your simultaneous debilitating addiction to every drug

don't be like me kids... don't do every drug...


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the original chad has a shirt that says "ouch!"

this shirt says アウチ!



he’s lashing out!



>ascend seems powerful when you build around it a bit

gee it's almost like that's exactly what i said because it's almost as easy to activate as threshold



I bought some ███ vape juice that you can sublingualize if you don't have a vape rig and boy, it tastes bad, but it sure does make me enjoy myself like ████ used to without the disabling short-term memory loss


"He's lashing out!"

says the man lashing out because someone said his drug addiction wasn't good for him



[in zelda rubinstein voice]: ruh roh raggy


if cocaine is son terrible explain david bowie



says the boy lashing out because we’re saying his rape hentai addiction isn’t good for him


who can lash out the fastest




>rape hentai addiction

it's a good thing i dont have one

but you definitely are an addict sponge

so please get help


i only jerk off around 7 times a day

that isn't nearly close to addiction


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it's not though

you need some kind of tokens deck to hit it before the super late game, whether that be creatures or treasure

but if you do build around it, or have a card that can singlehandedly turn it on, it can be really strong

this card in particular was crazy

i didn't realize it made a saproling on each upkeep, not just your own


>Sponge "Mouthpic" Lord saying other people have a porn addiction



i’m literally only addicted to caffiene

and mouthpics


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>hard drugs


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homestuck general IDE/Theory:

>pretending to be angry about drugs is just what Sako does when he █████s ████

anyway he's been at this for an hour, at what point does he just download Grindr and find something more enjoyable to do?



i’m not harvesting from people that aren’t the girl i’m in love with



no yea that in particular is one of the best cards in the set imo


watching you subhumans fight over who is the least subhuman is..teehee....funny


anyway can you tell me what severe longterm physical and mental trauma jerking off to anime rape porn sometimes has




thats fucking disgusting saltlick


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I am like a cactus, in that I store my masturbations in the face of the long drought of puss and can co very long with very little


well bright sucked ass, but made me want more modern fantasy









>anyway can you tell me what severe longterm physical and mental trauma jerking off to anime rape porn sometimes has

what do the doctors say about you


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the thought of having sex or touching another person sexually is still fucking repulsive


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i keep missin good hsg shit cuz im visiting mi familia

well by "good" i mean "pointless shitflinging that im missing out on"

oh shit

and i missed a date with an egyptian cat in animal crossing




you're the psych major arent you




yeah this is what porn does to you



are you into cuckolding?



yeah but i can't ethically diagnose without in person interviews

and im also not a fucking therapist you moron

you don't get certified just for being a psych major, im not qualified to say shit



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sex being nasty doesn't have anything to do with me jerking off its just fucking disgusting

you're jamming an engorged blood filled rod of flesh into a gaping slimy hole inside of another disgusting smelly pink monkey

i dont want anything to do with it



yet you jerk off to it?????



you WOULD think this is good hsg

shit stirrers begone



most people fuck other humans and not monkeys


>mercy and junkrat are getting nerfed

oh boy i’m going to be good at the overwatch again



2d isn't disgusting, it's perfect and idealized



maybe if you're into papercuts on your genitals


2d is ideal for cuck shit



humans are just smelly pink(sometimes brown) apes



>perfect and idealized

says the guy who jerks it to middleschoolers



>and i missed a date with an egyptian cat in animal crossing

that's better than almost anything here


why are you projecting your poor hygiene on the entire human race


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do you read the overwatch fanfictions


i still think it's really fucking funny that sponge got this mad over me saying drugs are bad



>sex being nasty doesn't have anything to do with me jerking off

you are literally in denial. you condition your brain a little more every time you orgasm to what you orgasm to.

i’m not saying i don’t, i do. but i’d still like to have the actual sex (but only if we’re in love or “love”)



i know! she's nice!

she wouldve given me a free gift after telling me my house is a dump!



no but i’ll read the ones you link me



sponge actually plays the game and isn't a filthy secondary


sponge gets spicey over the oddest things


If youre fucking a pink monkey i think you need better standards


the thought of being with a girl sexually fills me with an existential dread because I lack any confidence in myself and am very insecure, so of course they must also see all the things I see wrong with myself, and if they do why would they be with me.

I mean, uhhh boniface



>you are literally in denial

im not taking this shit from a literal drug addict in denial


you were just throwing a fit the other day because people made fun of you for jerking off to loli


mercy is the festering tumor at the center of the stage 4 carcinoma that is overwatch



$10 says she couldn't take 20 inches


people who are fans of things they don't actually consume are fucking bizarre to me

what in the world draws you to overwatch characters if you don't play the game? they're just country stereotypes for them to hang game mechanics on.



I have a weed problem but if i can go a week without smoking it i don’t think it qualifies as an addiction


people who are [fart noises]


Zenyatta is unarguably the most fun hero to play in overwatch. Reinhardt and lucio are also good choices.



okay here's the thing.

either A. get with a girl who is as inexperienced and shitty as you at sex.

or B. find someone who is nice and warn them a bit beforehand so they wont be dissapointed in you and might actually help you get better.



would you take it from an admitted addict who knows that getting help works?


[in sponge voice]

I'm not addicted to drugs

I just need them to have fun with friends, and I'm constantly doing them



i do know this feel

doesn't help that the only person i've had a sexual relationship with was a crazy evil bitch


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You can make one of these mad lads real hsg

who do you pick



but they’re nerfing her. mommy moira will be the chemo that cures overwatch


uhh, lass in samus' case


can i get uuuuuuuuh

virgin eater gf



whoever has the highest chance of slaying the demiurge between link and ness


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hahah sako jerks it to loliporn, what a pedophile


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not literally



oh it's not about being inexperienced at sex, I don't think that would bother me.

I mean it as in I'm emotionally insecure and still struggle with not liking myself sometimes.



i love playing junkrat

i know he's a smallbrain retard class, but he's got this fun flow to him


"drugs are bad"






p i s s e d



but Sponge, there is nothing between link and ness, they are right next to each other.


getting flashbacks to sako vs khan



pussy nigga



I feel like I would really enjoy him if I ever bothered to practice with him.


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I played ACPC pretty intensely for like a month, I got K.K.'s chair and Tom Nook's

anyway meet my animal crossing gf


do you wanna see a draft

it's an AU where McCree and Hanzo meet in a college anime club in the early to mid 2000s


cant wait for sako to start woshing death on people


can you actually date the animals in the new animal crossings

i guess nintendo knows their audience



i’ll read it tomorrow on my breaks, sure

you should write one about moira circumcising winston and junkrat



I'm not the one mad here wonk

sponge is the guy who got so incredibly rectally ruptured that he wants to waste his time and energy driving to indiana to beat me up because i said drugs are bad


you know what fuck it

get pom and vfan back in here

tweet at moody that chaz was talking shit

just blow it all up


ive just been watching nile red videos



remember that we all are. so is she and youre not alone



I just don't see any demiurge between them.



no you just feed every animal in the park three square meals a day and invite your favorites to live in your harem campsite


you know, it's funny, I have exactly no interest in doing that



boy shut the hecky up


the circumcision thing, that is

I'll probably send sponge the draft


hey kids wassup today I cried in front of a stranger and then I went to kinokuniya


gonna jerk off to vore with alex jones in the background



you aren’t looking hard enough




i hope you’re okay stabs



well, that sounds like a mixed bag

today Sako lost fecal continence because other people didn't hate drugs as much as he did




nice, was it in a mitsuwa or do you have a japan town near you


i abandoned pocket camp when i got new leaf

im too busy to woo a villager but shep invited me over and i couldnt say no


did you at least enjoy your trip to the book store

i find that book stores are generally calming places


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thread theme



new york or chicago?


should i:

play momodora

jerk off

lay in bed


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I really should start insisting people give me head before I risk wasting good oral on lazy assholes



all three if possible



why not do something that wouldn't disappoint your parents?



yeah, I got cute stickers and origami paper. and I got my friend from pdx to go with me


I might be, there's still a chance


sako is the weird sock guy right?


it's in the big Asian grocery store up in portland

they have the best stationary



I wish I was in new york



please keep calling him socks


socks isnt a bad nickname





this hurts more than it should


one time before I committed to Full Lesbianism a dude on Tinder asked me if I was a good lay and I was like ... yeah

and then I started grilling him about the #reviews and if he had any repeat customers, and could he provide me with references among his exes?

which was probably a sign I should have committed to lesbianism earlier


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>she's laying down the kibble and hes sniffing it



oh, sorry! I'm not actually judging, it just seemed like a fun crack to make about a list of options including onanism and chinese cartoons


I like to save time in the morning by ironing my clothes after I put them on.



all three


dating apps were, in retrospect, mostly a consequence-free opportunity to be mean to men



no its fine, i sort of knew the way you were implying it


who is uyu

stop changing your names you idiots



its grant



its shitto


i just remembered two people have at least one video of me orgasming

i hope that doesn’t become relevant


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FKA Saltlick

only uyu pops™ °(⋟o⋞)*


fuck off fatty



oh hey there cleet, do you still run away with your tail between your legs if I imply you're pulling on my pigtails or nah


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he has a crush on a girl with an extra limb and it's tearing him up inside ;_;



why are you going by Ù¥Ú now

is that a graphical representation of your saggy moobs hanging near your micropenis


i’m having fucked up deja vu right now



answer the question you pathetic wannatwink °(⋟u⋞#)°


no but seriously psychedelics made me more sensitive to facial pareidolia and I see kaomoji in everything now


it's an owl, kind of!


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im going t o the credit union tomorrow


psychedelics made me religious




epic, actually


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>and chinese cartoons

it's chinese video games, DAD




hell yeah entheogens

one time I tripped on a sativa and saw a cosmic grapevine with a little me curled up in the fetal position in each of the grapes, and a bigger me wearing a crown of ivy tending the vines



this looks like Cave Story


insane mode on momodora is pure smegma


regular religion > le cosmic drug induced space religion


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dua lipa made me gay


>go near cloud of poison

>die instantly



i never did enough psychedlics

i regret that


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>implying 'regular religion' excludes entheogenic experiences





... lmao? careful, that take is pretty hot


don't make me pray that u die, I'll do it nerd >(


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any other psuedo catholics here

which saint do you pray to for to kill your enemis



like no-one's saying you have to take ayahuasca but on what basis are ecstatic states deriving from psychotropic substances less relgiously 'regular' than, I dunno, music/dance/mortification-of-the-flesh style ecstatic states? just because Christianity mostly sticks to the boring intoxicants doesn't mean anyone else has to


occasionally I silently apply to Wilgefortis to keep my tranny ass unbashed in public restrooms


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I'm a Holy Spirit-Unitarian. fuck the Father, the Son's alright, but me and the Pentecostal Flame go way back



ive never heard of her to be honest

but im glad i have now



not clicking


fucking hippies.



st boniface iv


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just because things are interesting doesnt make them real


oh, you weren't kidding

it really was hiveswap



magic is real if you believe in it



epic kek man! shadilay!


I'm not totally convinced the natural numbers are 'real' in the same sense that any given rock is, but they're useful nonetheless


>Disc space required: 5.2GiB


I might as well let it start now

maybe it'll be installed by morning



not like that

although that too, a bit


what are you a fucking philosopher




uhhh bro is anything real? are words real???? dummy. I bet you feel really stupid right now, ha.



i dont think they are at all

real i mean

i know theyre useful


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I think it is more of an indictment of scientists that they attempt to evaluate religious discourse by the methodology of science (and crow over their nonsensical results) than it is an indictment of either religion or science


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a raincoat isn't a very good bag or a very good sail but it's a pretty good raincoat


its not like numbers are symbolic representations of theoretically real and countable amounts get woke asshole


>theoretically real

please find another seat and another pair of pigtails, adults are talking


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et cetera


this smugocity can't be real



why did you come back

is horsie just trying to get other fags to come back


not that stabs was bad but we've had like 4 old people show up in the past week or so


it's not like mouths are perfectly shaped to be filled with dicks get woke asshole



why do vods on twitch always load like shit for me

am i the only one



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it's winter. the cold and the dark make me crave shitposting



ah yes pristeen and idealized


prostates are proof that

>1) the Universe was intelligently designed,

>2) by someone who loves gay men and wants them to be happy


but for real don't spout pseudo-intellectual bullshit and then act like you're just so smart. Just do what I do and always assume that you are wrong and stupid.



uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you dont have to be gay to stimulate a prostate.........................


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if you want a good example as to why you shouldn't be a humanities major look at umbridge

i say this as i am unfortunately technically one because i was too stupid for a real degree




this is what my clique called itself in highschool

also, do you really want me to explain every inane thing I say? it's bad enough when I do it unprompted. why not take it on faith that I have some reason for thinking the things I do, and most of those reasons just aren't that interesting


Speaking of Wrong and Stupid, I'm here to shitpost




I want you to not say the inane things.


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you're SOL buddy



go somewhere else forever





what strain


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>tfw an epic social science major.

>tfw in the most humanities leaning of social science majors.


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wonk do you follow suehiro maruo's tumblr

you should



oh wow

maybe it's cuz jve been drinking but this is actually pretty triggering lol



why are you bothered by drawings of gore, don't you know they are not even real




I wish I was a slice of life.




Three Kings, it's my go-to everyday stuff



im wondering how long it will take for sako's parents to see his gurro collection


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oh man, not a response I was anticipating but hard same. where is my beautifully animated food



John Wayne Gacy sure is a stud.


I wanna kai-kai with Pabllo Vittar



"and and"?


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i mean, im not sure about your situation but my parents dont have access to my computer



a kai-kai is when two people hook up in queen drag


hey socks gimme your parents contact information and also a google doc of your guro collection


>the kai-kai was going great until ms thang pulled up my shirt and gawped at my chest like she'd seen a ghost

>"girl, you have actual titties" she says

>"does that make this weird for you" I says



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this video fucks me up because it's a 'fantasy' but all she does is expresses attraction to girls without getting hurt for it. like that's the unrealistic element of the video. anyway burn everything down


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oh I forgot to mention

on my way back from my tdap appointment, I checked the alleys for stuff

found a PS3 game

it works

I've only heard bad things about it though


they don't have access unless they say so


nongshim kimchi ramen best ramen



it's probably the worst mainline final fantasy


actually there aren't that many bad spinoff final fantasies so let's just say it's the worst final fantasy



nongshim udon best ramen


Oh man

I get to see my family tomorrow.



nice! getting to see my aunts and my grandma over Christmas was so good and I miss 'em


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>going to hell before you die

she's obviously retarded, why would I listen to her advice?


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why do things get shinier the smoother they get?






and so my game will be the first non-porn western game with a canon futa character



I dunno but I just shaved my legs and now they are both smooth and shiny



light stops getting scattered in different directions




I shaved my legs ones and they got very bloody.



I think rough surfaces just bounce back light in a less organized way

you're less likely to see the glare of the Sun or a bright light on a pebbled surface because there's no contiguous surface that bounces light back all in the same direction


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damn, proust's boyfriend was a hottie


naldo must have really had a thing for soulful eyes, I guess


>slowly replacing all my AC:NL trees with fruit trees

>almost all of my orange trees are perfect orange trees now


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>be me

>be a classy hooker named Liane de Pougy in turn-of-the-Twentieth-century Paris

>be the fag hag of dashing celebrity composer Reynaldo Hahn

>he calls me Lianon

>one day meet this prince named Georges Ghika

>he wants me to go legit and marry him

>how could I resist?

>tfw princess

>Reynaldo shows up to my wedding

>"Goodbye, Lianon. I hate married people"




why is the music so out of sync with what should be happening in the op

why is tkmiz's flan doujin in there


me in a sheer black crop top, tattoo choker, black A-line miniskirt, and black tights tucked into leather boots, time-travelling to watch Hahn's first recital of Si mes vers avaient des ailes through mirrored hexagonal sunglasses: yaaaaaaassss queen, slaaaaaaaay


me talking to Reynaldo Hahn after the recital: Oh. My. Gawwwd. Biiiiiiiitch! She fuckedt it up, yes hunty

Reynaldo Hahn: Hon? Pardonnez-moi, qu'est-ce que vous dites?

me: Ah, oui, mes apologies! J'ai oublié

me: Ah. Mon. Dieuuuuuuu. Putaaaaaaaaaaaaain!


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the only thing worse than an idiot posting garbage is someone intelligent posting garbage


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this is even funnier now that I know what Si mes vers avaient des ailes actually sounds like


who is this fag talking to themselves...

this is almost phantos tier.



*grips your face and pries your eyelids open to raspberry flecks of spit into them from a distance of less than 1.5in"


man, remember when you weren't supposed to spoonfeed people who can Ctl+C Ctl+F Ctl+V all on their lonesome

there's even a search function on 8ch



you wont have time to harvest them at a certain point. Itll take hours



can you do that to my ass please?



rimjobs are for good girls who do what they're told


accidentally threw a black and mild onto my neighbor's car and got ash on it




ya so get to work


>filthyfrank isnt making youtube videos anymore



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[anime villain voice] so this is hypomania


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it already takes multiple trips to sell all my harvested fruit

and I'm only halfway done replacing non-fruit trees with fruit



youre not replacing them with your intown fruit are you?



I'm planting as many fruit kinds as I've got (I think I have all of them now) I'm only replacing the original orange trees that I had with perfect orange trees


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god I need to move out, I need to be anywhere but here

the longer I stay here, the farther from zero is the chance I will one day murder my father with an axe



get a job or stop complaining



i mean you can do both




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check out my capcha it almost said rimjob


>If it's raining in botw you can't climb very well because it's slippery

>Area is perma-rainy maybe or just for a while

>Try to jump up a cliff, notice that there's a tree next to it with giant leaves

>The tree actually stops the cliff from being as wet and you can climb normally

that's actually pretty fucking cool, i would have expected it to just be "this entire area that's open"


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1) I have a job

2) I am applying for a second job as we speak

3) how dare you, I will never stop bitching


don't tempt me


winter is homophobic... nobody is gonna see these titties for like four months


instead of trying to tank a lightning strike, just throw a piece of metal to use as a rod instead of yourself



nobody wants to see those titties ever


my parents: jesus aren't you freezing

me, areolae visible around the stiff nipples poking through my crop top: [teeth chattering] it's the principle of the thing


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this is the kind of insult that only really works if I don't already have people to exchange nudes with



i should have clarified

i don't count jim, you, and others like you as people



>others like you

that's pretty vague but I have cis dude dick pics that I think probably fall out of that category


with all due respect, I don't really need these titties HSG Approved™? I have a whole mirror for that



god why the fuck did you come back here

you leaving without a tantrum was such a good event


>tfw natural female™ tiddies



you know, there's this 8ch feature called a filter that lets you not look at my posts. it's as if I never came back at all! unless the bug up your ass is part of the experience


what does it say about a li'l bitch if it's not enough that he isn't attracted to me, it also really, really matters to him that no-one else is either



there's also this 8ch feature called banning, that'd also be like if you never came back at all either


me: and on a dark, cold night- an awful lot like this one, in fact- a cisgender heterosexual male was attracted to me!

strawman: *gasp* b-but I'm a cisgender heterosexual male!

[lightning flashes as I laugh spookily]


do whatever the fuck you want, dude



> b-but I'm a cisgender heterosexual male!

nice going there fucko you get like 0.5/2


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like, okay, a little historical review


in this post I suggest that I am proud of my tits


in this post, anon gets aggro with me


in this post, I calmly offer a disproof of anon's claim


in this post, anon gets aggro with me


in this post, I point out that the weakened claim is still false


in this post, I suggest that my tit-pride doesn't need others' affirmation


in this post anon gets aggro with me


in this post, I get a little sarcastic while pointing out that anon doesn't have to see anything I post, ever


in this, the ninth post in the exchange and the sixth post made by me, for the very first time, I insult anon


it says strawman because I figured out it was you, Ben. you are not the first man to be insecure about the possibility that I might be desirable, you're just exempt from the reason given in the 'dark and stormy night' joke.


so, like, my point being

how am I the ill-behaved poster here


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> you are not the first man to be insecure about the possibility that I might be desirable

you think I don't know that there are people attracted to ugly people?



>how am I the ill-behaved poster here

have you like

seen any of your posts here since you started Being Saltlick


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You might not like it but this is what peak salt-mantits look like


noboby here is agood poster thats what the reason were here is


is it not enough that I obey the rules and am reasonably calm in disputes? do I also have to be your close personal friend?


okay, again, I own a mirror


I'm well aware that people interpret my posts as being much more aggressive and emotional when they know I made them. I just don't really see how that's my fault


respond to my epic burn where i call u canadian cheeseburger man



oh, no, I'm devastated. how will I ever show my face in public again?

you need anything else from me you just let me know


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essential bloatcore



>I'm well aware that people interpret my posts as being much more aggressive and emotional when they know I made them. I just don't really see how that's my fault

i don't think you're being aggressive and emotional I think you'r ebeing annoying



so, again

you would like me to be your close personal friend... or be banned

remind me why IPGD was bad? shut down GG shitstorms? hmm


Like, here's the thing, Ben. We've been having this conversation forever. I didn't care then, I don't care now. Ban me. Or don't. Make your peeve my problem, or don't. What new things are there to say about this? Do we really have to keep running back over the same, tired, old, argument?


has it struck you yet that I might be annoyed by your inability to politely ignore my personality, which you find abrasive, when I largely politely ignore yours, which is middling, except when directly addressed? what makes your annoyance special? the power you have to ban me? then use it! or don't! it is not my decision, it is not my concern, and I would really like to stop being asked to do something about your problem



>remind me why IPGD was bad? shut down GG shitstorms?

among other things but yea part of it

i want you to not be obnoxious, which you were doing perfectly well until you outed yourself

i even went around and checked your post history and you were more or less a completely normal poster


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that's oddly satisfying



okay, not to start roleplaying again, but [cups hands around mouth] other people respond to me differently when they know who I am. I, then, have a different social context to respond to. you perceive my actions differently when you know who I am; sure, you know now that I made all of those posts, but you had the chance to form an opinion of my posts prior to being outed without knowing it was me! the posts after I was outed, your opinion was never free of my reputation! so yeah, I might get ruder with people who are being rude because they know who I am. yeah, you might feel like the posts I made openly are different from the earlier posts, because you know who I am. this is still not something that is easy to attribute directly to me!



>what makes your annoyance special?

well it's not my annoyance it's most people outside of wonk

>has it struck you yet that I might be annoyed by your inability to politely ignore my personality, which you find abrasive, when I largely politely ignore yours, which is middling

epic jej



>well it's not my annoyance it's most people outside of wonk

this is, obviously, a perfectly objective statement, and not you projecting your own feelings and attitudes onto other people. because that would be silly, and complicate your attempt to make this not involve you.


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I'm umad.jpeg and I do actually want to finish this job app sometime. I'm outie.


lets all take a big fuckin sip



>buys six tons of it

>starts giveaway contest on facebook



Just ask the boss if you can work there it worked twice for me and now I have two jobs




>buying something



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I didn't say I would be buying it


>most people don't like saltlick is me projecting my feelings



Back when saltlick just had the gay thing going on without the tranny thing going on it was nicer


goo night hsg


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finding a better job is hard

will i ever escape minimum wage hell


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YD got a tan


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lars is still an ass

not-sapphire continues to be unfunny

convenient plot dump dreams are convenient


they still can't decide how long yellow's skirt should be


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parappa is cute!



connie's face is becoming more spherical


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can stevonnie grow stubble because steven can grow a beard or is stevonnie actually older than steven and connie?



yes to both




but fr isn't steven 15 now?




i guess



well, maybe you were hairless until you turned 20, but I had to start shaving at fucking 12



i'm 26 and still can't grow more than a little stubble




actually low t



can't wait 4 the porn of this, tbh



giant whore makeup connie's mom?



i wish i was low t and girly but my doc says my testosterone is extremely normal


kanaya is just eridan but a girl


I don't know if y'all noticed but it's too fuckin cold!!!



is this laundry detergent?


I really wish the ad at the bottom of the thread was not >Muh Stereotypical Orientalist Waifu.avi, I'm trying to 8ch in public here!!


die phoneposter


update: I reloaded and the new ad was for something called Love In The Age Of White Genocide, which is not an improvment

>tfw I'm LITERALLY being genocided by other white people choosing of their own free will to start families with people who aren't white


u should get adblock


what people remember: issa dagger

what people forget: 21 savage got the dagger tattoo in memory of his friend who also had a dagger tattoo on his forehead



liberal zionist communist jew college professors and ((((media outlets))) putting out constant propaganda about how "whites are the devil all whites are evil racists"........makes u think, about a plan to destroy white ppl.....


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why can't everyone in the world just be the same nice color



is it really so hard to accept that your mediocrities are because you're mediocre and minorities aren't responsible


why can't everyone in the world just be the same: a cute white girl (male)


anyway today I am bitter about: dudes in Warm Winter Meggings™ flopping their shriveled dickprints in public and meanwhile I gotta tuck or it's a federal fucking issue


artificial wombs when



don't they already exist?

pretend i posted that picture of the fetal lamb in a plastic bag from r9k



finally someone asks the real questions



hsg what are some good games to play while listening to podcasts?







games built for speedrunning?

maybe Zineth



some turn based strategy or 4x game

or call of duty



then our blood would be different colors



overwatch, bethesda games, any game that’s easy


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is bsb secretly trump


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>and being, like, really smart



now thats a frightening thought


I kinda want to join the Red Hat Society. they don't have an age minimum, you just have to wear pink and lavender (in place of red and purple) if you're under 50

make friends with old ladies and wear ostentatious pastels? yes ma'am sign me up


i’m going to start the lime vape organization

you have to wear green and vape and hate the amish


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my old one used to be uhhhhhh




what do the red hats do



jump on turtles, break bricks with their head, grab coins


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okay, well, some context:

<When I Am Old, by Jenny Joseph

>When I am an old woman I shall wear purple

>With a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me,

>And I shall spend my pension

>on brandy and summer gloves

>And satin sandals,

>and say we've no money for butter.

>I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired,

>And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells,

>And run my stick along the public railings,

>And make up for the sobriety of my youth.

>I shall go out in my slippers in the rain

>And pick the flowers in other people's gardens,

>And learn to spit.

>You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat,

>And eat three pounds of sausages at a go,

>Or only bread and pickle for a week,

>And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats

>and things in boxes.

>But now we must have clothes that keep us dry,

>And pay our rent and not swear in the street,

>And set a good example for the children.

>We will have friends to dinner and read the papers.

>But maybe I ought to practise a little now?

>So people who know me

>are not too shocked and surprised,

>When suddenly I am old

>and start to wear purple!

so the Red Hat Society is a loose association of social organizations/activity groups for older women who aren't done being cool yet, and they wear red hats and purple jackets on outings

I saw 'em out a lot when I was a little girl in Texas, they always seemed to be having so much fun


I'm gonna start eating hamburgers in bed fuck it




so, I guess a more specific answer to your question is 'depends on the chapter'

according to the website, anyone can designate herself the Queen of her own chapter. it's really cute




>And pick the flowers in other people's gardens,

just fuckin off yourself mate


>saltlick aspires to be a gypsy




god help me if I post a 57-year-old poem to illuminate the clothing choices of the Red Hat Society, there's a line referencing flower theft


also, the poem is mistitled in the source I copy-pasted from. the real title, apparently, is Warning


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i bet the red hats do this too



oh how nice of them to leave the fucking pot


old women committing theft is a very specific thing to get triggered by


me after I Queen up and found my own RHS chapter: very quickly before we get started, is everyone wearing something with a hidden pocket? yes? good, okay ladies who's ready to steal makeup from the CVS?

two dozen middle-aged women: YEAAAAAHHHHH


Dolores tells the Ladies about all the shoplifting tips on Tumblr and soon they all have accounts and they're all regularly posting hauls in the lifting tags


kids, don't do estrogen


kids, make your endocrinologist give you progesterone or you'll never get the big tiddies


announcement: the ugandan knuckles meme is a bad meme.


buy real estate in an imaginary place, oh yes


how am I running up on twenty five years old and I'm just now figuring out that the M*A*S*H theme:

>has words

>is entitled Suicide is Painless

>like that isn't a filk, it's not a deinstrumental joke song, it is a joke song that is canonical to the M*A*S*H movie and those are its original lyrics


What did I miss

Who is this namefag



>mike, my 14-year-old son, I need to write stupefyingly inane lyrics to a song entitled Suicide is Painless, but I can't think of anything braindead enough

>gimme five minutes


>many threads ago some anon wished for other hsg posters to return here

>the entire monkey fist curls ominously as umbridge shows up



Jesus Christ, 8ch has a search function you lazy motherfucker

>fka saltlick



Eat a dick


let's literally lynch anon



are you volunteering to sacrifice yours? bc join the club and get in line, that's incredibly expensive






Hearts Boxcars Hea- no, I can't even joke about that


redpill me on hearts boxcars


How did B1 HB die again?



he killed himself to put a blood curse on hussie



hearts boxcars is a raging cunt who was a rper in old, old HSG. I never really saw him in that context, I ran into him much later by way of his Tumblr, noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination. he does two things brilliantly: saying awful shit in the most infuriating way possible, and intimating vaguely that all gay men share his shit beliefs and therefore telling him to fuck off is homophobic

hating Heartd Boxcars is only one of Nick's Ass's many good opinions



I think PM killed him at the end of act 4


oh, and infamously, one time he pulled out a bunch of teeth, or I guess had a dentist do it, and posted a picture of his bloody molars on HSG


was he really that bad? I don't even remember


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*constructs a summoning circle out of old hsg shitposts*

funkyhotbq... funkyhotbq...


I'd love to talk to funky again but, frankly, not here



this was the first result for funkyhotbq


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very nice



Oh yeah, I think it was something like that


I need a bib-sized sandwich board to wear that says THIS IS MY MOM'S STUDIO NOT MINE, because the confused dance people's faces do when they look in and see me, An Younge Ande Vaguely-Gothique Chit, sitting here among the richly-colored cheerful animal paintings is getting old




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>An Younge Ande Vaguely-Gothique Chit

how do you talk like this


autism fetish


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>mental stability and being, like, really smart

are we sure the gorilla channel doesn't exist


I'd unironically pay for cable if there was a gorilla channel



if it did he would watch it



why would you do that when you could look at hsg






fair enough


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gimme the 'rilla channel man


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found the gorilla channel lads



i would never

it's uh endearing


>tlj was bad


>it was only bad because it was sexist/misogynist

why are you like this


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gorilla sanctuary vids are usually pretty chill iirc

like obviously there's That B*tch doing the sicknin deathdrop in ha bathtub, that's definitely a high point, but also they groom and socialize peacefully and it's super calming


oh, in that case: you, too, can find the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent Speech Patterns buried deep inside you. specifically, they're buried up your butt and around the corner


and for my last magic trick I will disappear entirely up my own ass!

<you weren't doing that already?

that's my secret cap...




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what they don't tell you is, if you swallow yourself for long enough, the shortest way out is to turn around and go the opposite direction

actually I think if you were stretchy enough to do that it would tie you in a knot, but as ways to make "crawling up your own ass" sound Profound go, I think that's pretty good


you gotta have a roomy ass

it's essential

gotta have at least 3 days emergency provisions in there


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so plastic man has definitely done this, right


hey, why am I the specific kind of autist who makes a weak joke about crawling into your own ass and then starts actually trying to think about the topology of that

because I think I was wrong and you could, theoretically, crawl back out of your mouth by going assways



capes are fun IFF they're your OCs or your friends' OCs


I think the thing I was picturing was heading back the other way by peeling yourself back the other direction like a foreskin, but that wouldn't tie you in a knot either, it would just turn you inside out



I wonder if tkmiz has seen this


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anyway that is quite enough of that topic, let's talk Dianic Wiccan revenge fantasies



they saw the /a/ card that was really nice

i didn't bother looking in the archive but I haven't seen a thread for it since



I know, I was the one who posted the link to the tweet here

it's pretty cool


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looks like I missed another one of sako's classic chimp outs

a shame but I was tired and ended up sleeping for 10 hours



he was chimping out over umbridge being retarded it's fine



??? are you talking about the drugs debacle? he spent most of that time yelling at sponge



oh right it was sponge my bad

sponge gets spicey sometimes for no real reason


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drug abuse will do that to a person


I was the one who said some drugs are good, but I didn't keep responding so he switched to raging at Sponge instead

it's kind of hard to imagine he's not deliberately being a shitter when he does that, but then again, I imagine my tismdumps look that way too


The Druggie is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, memetarded, unepic, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.

But call him a Druggie and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”



sako doesn't often have "morality" on his side but when he thinks he does he gets all high and mighty about it

he's just a shitter who gets full of himself sometimes, he can't handle the shit he gets though


>sako chimpout

>sponge got so mad he said he's driving to indiana to beat me up because i said drugs are bad

i dont have a :thinking: big enough for this


sponges shitfit last night was a fucking hoot though


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I just skimmed through it but it seemed like they were both being retarded


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literally The Chad Demon


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it's too late




the only drugs that are okay is alcohol because at least that tastes good




fuck off randy bobandy



>tastes good




not beer or wine but sake tastes pretty good




this is epic


I do the drugs

But even that can't make saltlick posts enjoyable


redpill me on bonifaceposting


>Devilman's old anime is canon in the Devilman Crybaby universe




My father died!



I'm sorry

Uh unless you're happy about it, not sure of the vibe of this post



did you inherit any phat lewts?




not really i was just devilman posting



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look at this spicy hot meme fresh from the pits of hell



it's a mediocre forced meme, similar to the meenah pants one


which one was meenah



the one with the pants



that's spicy as heck



ghetto feferi made to sell shirts



>anti-imperialist mobile execution vans are good, stop being bigoted

leftbook is a fucking disorder real talk



i thought it was satire




stasi flag has the mcdonalds arch in the thumbnail



i'm glad liberal has become a dirty word on the far left

gives me a good way to describe my political views while also separating myself from insane hypocrites



wrong brudda



imagine Liquid Snake screaming "brudda"




thanks that was acollaborated effort



really makes you think


surfshack tito: "a weapon to surpass the ancient hawaiians......."

liquid tito: "brrrrudda!"



I mean they try to frame it like that but at this point I'm not convinced


de powa of de debal........


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but can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?



what the fuck



listen, sometimes you've been awake for about 24hrs after nights of shit sleep and you reread something you wrote and realize it's horrifying, okay






those backlinks are in the wrong direction but I trust you can figure it out

>it's a unidirectional index

>you can see the order


It's Saltlick


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anyone else a card carrying DSA



I don't into leftist flavors but my friend said I sounded like a leninist


whats the correlation between being a speedrunner and being trans



both require mental disease



it's like snails/frog swapping sex in environments with large disparity



"how can I break this and make it do something unexpected"


HRT is just a sequence backtrack exploit for puberty


if youre any shade of commie i want you in the gulag



both require brain problems





*wrongwarps out of my gender*



>I heard you like commie human rights violations so I put commie human rights violators inside your commie human rights violation so you can violate commie human rights while you commie violate human rights


*noclips my penis inside of my body*

im a woman now


man, navigating transition care gatekeeping is more complex and time consuming than making SM64 – Watch for Rolling Rocks – 0.5x A Presses!

[not even the crickets react]


a gender is a gender, you can't say its only a half


as it turns out, if you spam the "I'm a woman emote" enough times while facing Southwest you trigger a counter overflow bug that overwrites part of your character data with the most recent log entry and, well,



you gotta put it in context of the whole course of the run


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state law says you need a letter of recommendation each from a therapist and a psychiatrist to get an HRT prescription, but that's pretty time consuming, so we're going to cheat a bit and buy the exact same hormones- and a better anti-androgen that was dummied out of the legit game but is still in the executable- on the grey market


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i like how the artstyle gets goofy sometimes


John Motherfucking Numbers turns men into trannies



what show


what did you lads think of the, dare i say it, epic stevery uni episodeys


the exploit that lets us skip the Accepting Our Body boss is one of the oldest tricks in the run, but also one of the most important



das epic


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this is still epic



not watching


>tfw you're at the clinic appointment and you try to pull off the input scheme you've practiced a million times on your own but mistime a button press two seconds in and go home without your surgery referral



Devilman Crybaby



i dun give a shitty wibby


oh cool horriblesubs finally got rid of the boruto banner


my favorite tranny meme is basically every person regretting the full reassignment surgery after they've gone through with it



would be more epic with spiral eyes



the hiatuses were so long that i don't even remember where i left off

also my download link that used to have all the new episodes is ded


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why does this work so well


who are you and what do you know


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spiral eyes machine broke

you get flat lifeless eyes



>*forced meme

statistics that don't have glaring methodological errors attached or it never happened





dont like


good taste machine broke


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oh i forgot to crop that

oh well



... why is this gif easier to keep correct focal distance/binocular convergence on than normal text


>now everybody knows i follow a 17 year old cosplayer




fuck OFF rape fetishist



i dont think anyone knew that until you posted this


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it's not rape they're dating and it's consensual



now everybody knows!



i dont like the implications of dead eyes like that

also is one of them a child



oh sponge


i’m now known to be a third the 🅱edophile That sako is! aaah!



i mean they both are

senpai and kouhai


sponge arent you barely 20


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which means it’s morally reprehensible and i should be maimed publically for being attracted to sexually mature seventeen year olds



didn't watch last bomb probably won't watch this one



i feel like you unironically believe this so im going to call you a retard




second pic is




democratic socialists of america



move to venezuela, see how socialism worked out

and don't cite EU countries

you and I both know that america is just as, if not more, corrupt compared to venezuela


hes revving up....the motor to his helicopter to throw commies out of



rev im not gonna argue politics with you


pink diamond's hair looks like yukari's


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pink diamond's face looks like rose's face

crewniverse are actively trolling show fans



please do it



>lives in housing subsidized by the state

>uuuuuhhhh socialism is bad

it's rev



absolutely not

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