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 No.1080017

 No.1080030

*link voice*

sure is epic in here!


 No.1080032

fuck


 No.1080034

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh star wars huh? :)&


 No.1080080

this is the real thread


 No.1092616

thanks spang


 No.1092618

i was thinking bright felt like it was written by an autistic person who didn't understand human interactions fully

then i googled it and saw max landis wrote it and felt pretty proud of my predictive ability


 No.1092619

"I have the moral high ground!" he said while getting his meth spoon ready.


 No.1092620


 No.1092621

>Steven Universe tonight

>BTN doesn't have the episodes yet


 No.1092623

i don't do cocaine more than five times a year


 No.1092624

you ever had someone browbeat you into taking a drug they compared to 'ecstasy and cocaine', two drugs that scare the shit out of you, while you were already too stoned to be making decisions? and then cuddle with you in a way you definitely would not have agreed to sober when you started to feel the lowered inhibitions against intimacy, which I guess was the basis for the ecstasy comparison? haha


 No.1092625

also i've never payed for cocaine

i'm just epic like that


 No.1092626

>>1092623

thats 5 times a year too many you fucking retard


 No.1092627

>n-no trust me you guys! Rape isn't BAD


 No.1092628

>>1092624

no! one of my drugdealers asked if we could cuddle when i spent the night at his house and i thought it was pretty chill but that's totally different i think


 No.1092629

>>1092626

coming from you this means i should do it more often

i should take it once a month while i work on my hypercomic


 No.1092630

just never not be on crack


 No.1092631

oh, this little shitheel crossie faggot! oh how he disgusts me! oh the subhumanity!


 No.1092632

sako is a dumb niggy,

however,

drugs are bad


 No.1092633

i lost so much weight when i did coke regularly

oh well


 No.1092634

do i smoke more weed or go to bed


 No.1092635

i switched to diet coke but i gained weight!

wakka wakka


 No.1092636

>>1092634

smoke weed to go to bed


 No.1092637

"You shouldn't do this dangerous drug that diminishes your ability to feel pleasure, is incredibly addictive, and can actually fuck up your brain"

"FUCK YOU RETARD IM GOING TO DO IT MORE AND HARDER WHAT DO YOU KNOW"


 No.1092638

>oh the subhumanity

Sponge that was actually really funny I actually laughed, maybe even guffawed


 No.1092639

Why is sponge so fucking stupid


 No.1092640

>>1092628

haha, it was pretty cool how they talked me into giving them control of my movement for 24+ hours, twice, while I had family visiting for Christmas, and then planted a surface layer of compliant/permissive emotions on top of my underlying deep discomfort and disorientation! lol


 No.1092641

>don't masturbate to rape

>"DRUGS ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"


 No.1092642

oh, speaking of that, it kinda seems like my gf is rapidly gaining weight. like she’s juuust a little bigger every week

i find it ridiculously sexy


 No.1092643

maybe... just possibly... sometimes people say things they don't one hundred percent mean literally, perhaps as some sort of jape


 No.1092644

>>1092642

you may want to consider the possibility that she's pregnant


 No.1092645

heart failure is fucking epic


 No.1092646

>>1092637

>diminishes your ability to feel pleasure, is incredibly addictive, and can actually fuck up your brain

almost like chronic masturbation... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


 No.1092647


 No.1092648

wow, Sako is a D.A.R.E. instructor? I'm so proud of him for getting a job


 No.1092649

jerking off isn't going to kill me but doing cocaine probably will


 No.1092650

never do drugs. you will get pregnant, and then die


 No.1092651

drug abuse is fucking epic kids

make sure you give predatory dealers as much money as possible and destroy your life through addiction


 No.1092652

>>1092644

i will keep that in mind dear reverend


 No.1092653

masturbation: bad

multiple drug addictions and dependencies: epic as hell


 No.1092654

wait

isn't sako some kinda ultra-libertarian or minarchist or some shit

why the fuck would that even be an appealing political position if you weren't trying to ▮▮▮▮▮ some ▮▮▮▮ legally


 No.1092655

im going to resurrect bill hicks just so he can go to sako's house and kick his ass


 No.1092656

is Socks having a meltdown


 No.1092657

that was a mistake, I take that back, Sako please don't tell me about your political philosophy


 No.1092658

>>1092654

no im not

just because I think drugs should be decriminalized and treatment options be more available to people who need it doesn't mean I think people should do drugs


 No.1092659

File: f5d66bf54b66e25⋯.mp4 (14.72 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-01-05 20-17-27.mp4)

I'm cruising through this bullshit hotel


 No.1092660

>>1092656

not really he’s just a moron


 No.1092661

every druggie ive ever meant has been a massive faggot


 No.1092662

"You shouldn't do dangerous addictive drugs"

"fucking idiot. retard."


 No.1092663

just because you don’t pals to engage in fine recreation with doesn’t mean people that can handle harder substances shouldn’t


 No.1092664

uhhh actually cocaine isn't addictive its le epic


 No.1092665

can Sako, like, tell... when he does this... like is he aware we're calling him an idiot because his only rhetorical maneuver is to misrepresent whatever ~objectionable~ thing was said


 No.1092666

I'm not sure why that video came out so dark

that's super weird


 No.1092667

jerk it all the time: no friends

do coke: friends

it's simple math people


 No.1092668

"haha you dont do drugs so you must not have friends lol"


 No.1092669

>>1092663

maybe drugs ARE bad


 No.1092670

"drugs are bad"

"I like some drugs"

[immediately dives into a feedback loop of talking exclusively about cocaine and heroine]


 No.1092671

>>1092667

this but unironically


 No.1092672

Sako's highest-priority moral value is that Nuance Is Bad


 No.1092673

hard drugs are LITERALLY the only way people can do things together

nothing else is fun, you can only bond over your mutual crippling addictions


 No.1092674

>>1092668

DO you have friends?


 No.1092675

sako you’re wapanese and not nearly as intelligent as you think you are, nobody should be listening to you. not even yourself.

>>1092668

i’m not making that blanket statement, we’re talking about sako, our disgusting little lash-out-prone autistic permachild


 No.1092676

>>1092674

i have better friends than sponge


 No.1092677

>>1092673

>>1092643

<maybe... just possibly... sometimes people say things they don't one hundred percent mean literally, perhaps as some sort of jape


 No.1092678

>>1092669

they are if you don’t do them in moderation


 No.1092679

>>1092673

soft drugs too


 No.1092680

how is this thread already worse than the last one


 No.1092681

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sponge is mad lol


 No.1092682

>>1092676

sako i think it’s about time you flee to r9k to virtually hang out with other “people” of your ilk


 No.1092683

File: 4bde718fa815101⋯.mp4 (13.52 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 2018-01-05 20-23-30.mp4)


 No.1092684

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a classic of egg microcinema. here we see the cisfem bi tranny-chaser finding some eggs to incubate


 No.1092685

notice how violent and angry the addict gets when you tell him his libation of choice is harmful to him


 No.1092686

>caring about drugs in 2017 act 2


 No.1092687

>>1092682

THIS KID IS PISSED


 No.1092688

>>1092680

sako is a retard and i’m practicing veefing out for later


 No.1092689

>not blending your brain with as many narcotics as you can find until you reach through the stupor and achieve enlightenment

coward


 No.1092690

alternate reality where zwid gave the board to vfan


 No.1092691

I've never seen sponge so booty blasted before

all because I said the objectively correct statement "drugs aren't good for you"


 No.1092692

sponge please seek help for your dependencies


 No.1092693

im starting to know what hsg felt towards me during my poopydot phase


 No.1092694

alternate reality where we didn't get kicked out of /co/


 No.1092695

sponge become even more epic


 No.1092696

I have to admit, it's impressively brazen for Sako to jump for "you're mad" before anyone else did


 No.1092697

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 No.1092698

why are you even listening to the neet who doesnt do anything but jerk off to little girls being raped


 No.1092699

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>so mad he's going to start spamming


 No.1092700

>>1092698

because the triggered little faggot won't put on anything filterable


 No.1092701

>>1092698

an epic point


 No.1092702

alternate reality where i have a better personality


 No.1092703

why dont you start spamming dead babies and deformed children

you get off on that hardcore dont you sponge


 No.1092704

let's maybe talk about anything else


 No.1092705

>>1092702

not to sound like one of those toys where you pull a string and it says a pre-recorded phrase but: that's a solvable problem

what do people you like and think highly of do? what about them do you admire? just gank their positive traits


 No.1092706

alternate reality where homestuck is still ongoing


 No.1092707

>>1092700

yeah its a shame sponge wont put his name back on


 No.1092708

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 No.1092709

>>1092708

>not the edit


 No.1092710

>>1092703

no i get off on being digested by hot girls and being exposed to their epic holes and fluids

do you even pay attention? i happen to have a passion for a clinical understanding of funny maladies.


 No.1092711

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coming up on four years postfacto: why doesn't anyone talk about the line

>I'm slayin all day in day out nawm sayin'?

>like, find my horse, I'm feeling kinda headless

>don't ask me how I been cause the answer is relentless


 No.1092712

ive met few people as smugly convinced of their own intelligence as sponge

living embodiment of the dunning-kruger effect


 No.1092713

I am above all of you corpulent mongrels.


 No.1092714

>>1092712

>living embodiment of the dunning-kruger effect

oh the epic ironing


 No.1092715

>>1092714

where's the ironing sponge


 No.1092716

literally the only "useless" people are those who don't work


 No.1092717

imagine getting this fucking angry over someone saying that you shouldn't do drugs

lol


 No.1092718

sorry for lashing out guys


 No.1092719

>>1092715

you’re the dunning-kruger effect shit you out and now the epic homestuck general can’t shake the pissant dingleberry that is you because we’re too nice to crossies


 No.1092720

just threaten to beat him up again and he'll back off lol


 No.1092721

i would prefer hummingbird/shitbird over sako at this point, honestly


 No.1092722

more like the dumping you nerd effect


 No.1092723

>>1092719

please try again but this time less incoherent

please calm down before you shit out another word salad


 No.1092724

oh yeah

>>1092720

remember how you backed down as soon as i agreed to it?


 No.1092725

bring

back

mr bad guy


 No.1092726

*no bad fetishes*

*no drugs*

*raises into the sky as golden lights explode from my orifices*


 No.1092727

>>1092723

i’m tired because i work for a living

i’m sure some of my taxes support your redneck family, a living discredit to the white race


 No.1092728

sako works

works my god dang nerves

lol


 No.1092729

>>1092724

I said sometime in may didn't I faggot

I'm not driving to illinois to fuck up your dumb ass, you come here if you want to defend your fucked up drug addictions with your weak, limp wrists


 No.1092730

no u dunning kruger no u!

t. sponge


 No.1092731

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SHE USED TO TIE HER HAIR UP IN RIBBONS AND BOWS


 No.1092732

this is what drugs do to you


 No.1092733

>>1092729

oh, does your vitamin-lacking brain not remember? i said i would drive out there, and you immediately backed down and apologized for lashing out. are we still on for may then?


 No.1092734

>>1092730

did you learn to talk like this from trump and the fox news???


 No.1092735

watching sako be an internet tough guy is almost as embarassing as watching sponge be an internet tough guy


 No.1092736

get rev out there to be referee


 No.1092737

what did you think of the preprerelease benjamming


 No.1092738

>>1092735

all that would happen is me buying sako groceries because i feel bad for him and then he would try to kiss me


 No.1092739

>>1092733

yeah sure, mid may

16th


 No.1092740

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<do something pretty while you can


 No.1092741

>>1092739

okay, i’ll remind you to give me an address


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 No.1092743

lol bro did you really expect me to remember that from 4 months ago? grow the fuck up holy shit


 No.1092744

>when someone on the internet says drugs are bad and you get so mad you decide to drive out on your own dime to beat them up

this is your brain on drugs


 No.1092745

- sako in 4 months


 No.1092746

>>1092743

if sponge wants me to crack his skull on the pavement that bad I'll oblige him


 No.1092747

>>1092737

i never watch them, anything interesting happen?


 No.1092748

>>1092744

it’s praxis


 No.1092749

sponge seems like the kind of pussy faggot to call the cops on someone after they get pounded in a fight


 No.1092750

File: 7d8a29d2d3d5087⋯.jpg (7.81 KB, 217x232, 217:232, images.jpg)

I apologize if I've ever said anything rude to any of you


 No.1092751

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I think, what everyone in this thread needs, is a little nap and a lie-down,


 No.1092752

record the fight if it happens


 No.1092753

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 No.1092754

>>1092749

do you want to get dinner first?


 No.1092755

>>1092750

yea well i dont

idiot


 No.1092756

heightened aggression and impulsiveness is a sign of addiction sponge i think you should put down the heroin


 No.1092757

>>1092753

>アウチ

amazing


 No.1092758

>>1092747

just about the kind of decks you'd expect

it was just cool to see the new cards in action

ascend seems powerful when you build around it a bit


 No.1092759

if those are signs of addiction then you should put down the little girl rape porn


 No.1092760


 No.1092761

*vapes heroin*


 No.1092762

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>tfw you have to become a high class escort to pay for your simultaneous debilitating addiction to every drug

don't be like me kids... don't do every drug...


 No.1092763

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 No.1092764

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 No.1092765

>>1092760

the original chad has a shirt that says "ouch!"

this shirt says アウチ!

auchi


 No.1092766

he’s lashing out!


 No.1092767

>>1092758

>ascend seems powerful when you build around it a bit

gee it's almost like that's exactly what i said because it's almost as easy to activate as threshold


 No.1092768

>>1092761

I bought some ███ vape juice that you can sublingualize if you don't have a vape rig and boy, it tastes bad, but it sure does make me enjoy myself like ████ used to without the disabling short-term memory loss


 No.1092769

"He's lashing out!"

says the man lashing out because someone said his drug addiction wasn't good for him


 No.1092770

>>1092763

[in zelda rubinstein voice]: ruh roh raggy


 No.1092771

if cocaine is son terrible explain david bowie


 No.1092772

>>1092769

says the boy lashing out because we’re saying his rape hentai addiction isn’t good for him


 No.1092773

who can lash out the fastest


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 No.1092775

>>1092772

>rape hentai addiction

it's a good thing i dont have one

but you definitely are an addict sponge

so please get help


 No.1092776

i only jerk off around 7 times a day

that isn't nearly close to addiction


 No.1092777

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>>1092767

it's not though

you need some kind of tokens deck to hit it before the super late game, whether that be creatures or treasure

but if you do build around it, or have a card that can singlehandedly turn it on, it can be really strong

this card in particular was crazy

i didn't realize it made a saproling on each upkeep, not just your own


 No.1092778

>Sponge "Mouthpic" Lord saying other people have a porn addiction


 No.1092779

>>1092775

i’m literally only addicted to caffiene

and mouthpics


 No.1092780

File: 8e994abec6044fd⋯.png (1.17 MB, 900x1214, 450:607, ClipboardImage.png)

>hard drugs


 No.1092781

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homestuck general IDE/Theory:

>pretending to be angry about drugs is just what Sako does when he █████s ████

anyway he's been at this for an hour, at what point does he just download Grindr and find something more enjoyable to do?


 No.1092782

>>1092778

i’m not harvesting from people that aren’t the girl i’m in love with


 No.1092783

>>1092777

no yea that in particular is one of the best cards in the set imo


 No.1092784

watching you subhumans fight over who is the least subhuman is..teehee....funny


 No.1092785

anyway can you tell me what severe longterm physical and mental trauma jerking off to anime rape porn sometimes has

>>1092781

>3D

>MEN

thats fucking disgusting saltlick


 No.1092786

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 No.1092787

I am like a cactus, in that I store my masturbations in the face of the long drought of puss and can co very long with very little


 No.1092788

well bright sucked ass, but made me want more modern fantasy


 No.1092789

>>1092785

WITH MY LITTLE TITTIES MY FAT BELLY

MY LITTLE TITTIES MY FAT BELLY

MY LITTLE TITTIES MY FAT BELLY

MY LITTLE TITTIES MY FAT BELLY


 No.1092790

>>1092785

>anyway can you tell me what severe longterm physical and mental trauma jerking off to anime rape porn sometimes has

what do the doctors say about you


 No.1092791

File: 9cf1e2c5afa46b6⋯.jpg (49.55 KB, 342x342, 1:1, 1490462611565.jpg)

the thought of having sex or touching another person sexually is still fucking repulsive


 No.1092792

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 No.1092793

File: 1363fea7dc930ba⋯.mp4 (14.84 MB, 852x480, 71:40, Fucking Physics-1.mp4)


 No.1092794

i keep missin good hsg shit cuz im visiting mi familia

well by "good" i mean "pointless shitflinging that im missing out on"

oh shit

and i missed a date with an egyptian cat in animal crossing

fugg


 No.1092795

>>1092790

you're the psych major arent you


 No.1092796

>>1092785

>>1092791

yeah this is what porn does to you


 No.1092797

>>1092791

are you into cuckolding?


 No.1092798

>>1092795

yeah but i can't ethically diagnose without in person interviews

and im also not a fucking therapist you moron

you don't get certified just for being a psych major, im not qualified to say shit


 No.1092799


 No.1092800

File: 97032229da4ab41⋯.jpg (506.32 KB, 1209x2008, 1209:2008, tuskryo_crossover_araragi ….jpg)

sex being nasty doesn't have anything to do with me jerking off its just fucking disgusting

you're jamming an engorged blood filled rod of flesh into a gaping slimy hole inside of another disgusting smelly pink monkey

i dont want anything to do with it


 No.1092801

>>1092800

yet you jerk off to it?????


 No.1092802

>>1092794

you WOULD think this is good hsg

shit stirrers begone


 No.1092803

>>1092800

most people fuck other humans and not monkeys


 No.1092804

>mercy and junkrat are getting nerfed

oh boy i’m going to be good at the overwatch again


 No.1092805

>>1092801

2d isn't disgusting, it's perfect and idealized


 No.1092806

>>1092805

maybe if you're into papercuts on your genitals


 No.1092807

2d is ideal for cuck shit


 No.1092808

>>1092803

humans are just smelly pink(sometimes brown) apes


 No.1092809

>>1092804

>perfect and idealized

says the guy who jerks it to middleschoolers


 No.1092810

>>1092794

>and i missed a date with an egyptian cat in animal crossing

that's better than almost anything here


 No.1092811

why are you projecting your poor hygiene on the entire human race


 No.1092812

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>THE FIRST TIME I GOT A BONER I THOUGHT IT WAS DISEASE

>>1092804

do you read the overwatch fanfictions


 No.1092813

i still think it's really fucking funny that sponge got this mad over me saying drugs are bad


 No.1092814

>>1092800

>sex being nasty doesn't have anything to do with me jerking off

you are literally in denial. you condition your brain a little more every time you orgasm to what you orgasm to.

i’m not saying i don’t, i do. but i’d still like to have the actual sex (but only if we’re in love or “love”)


 No.1092815

>>1092810

i know! she's nice!

she wouldve given me a free gift after telling me my house is a dump!


 No.1092816

>>1092812

no but i’ll read the ones you link me


 No.1092817

>>1092812

sponge actually plays the game and isn't a filthy secondary

>>1092813

sponge gets spicey over the oddest things


 No.1092818

If youre fucking a pink monkey i think you need better standards


 No.1092819

the thought of being with a girl sexually fills me with an existential dread because I lack any confidence in myself and am very insecure, so of course they must also see all the things I see wrong with myself, and if they do why would they be with me.

I mean, uhhh boniface


 No.1092820

>>1092814

>you are literally in denial

im not taking this shit from a literal drug addict in denial


 No.1092821

you were just throwing a fit the other day because people made fun of you for jerking off to loli


 No.1092822

mercy is the festering tumor at the center of the stage 4 carcinoma that is overwatch


 No.1092823

>>1092812

$10 says she couldn't take 20 inches


 No.1092824

people who are fans of things they don't actually consume are fucking bizarre to me

what in the world draws you to overwatch characters if you don't play the game? they're just country stereotypes for them to hang game mechanics on.


 No.1092825

>>1092820

I have a weed problem but if i can go a week without smoking it i don’t think it qualifies as an addiction


 No.1092826

people who are [fart noises]


 No.1092827

Zenyatta is unarguably the most fun hero to play in overwatch. Reinhardt and lucio are also good choices.


 No.1092828

>>1092819

okay here's the thing.

either A. get with a girl who is as inexperienced and shitty as you at sex.

or B. find someone who is nice and warn them a bit beforehand so they wont be dissapointed in you and might actually help you get better.


 No.1092829

>>1092820

would you take it from an admitted addict who knows that getting help works?


 No.1092830

[in sponge voice]

I'm not addicted to drugs

I just need them to have fun with friends, and I'm constantly doing them


 No.1092831

>>1092819

i do know this feel

doesn't help that the only person i've had a sexual relationship with was a crazy evil bitch


 No.1092832

File: c4aa61ef9076dd0⋯.jpg (154.5 KB, 720x756, 20:21, wsvloambh3701.jpg)

You can make one of these mad lads real hsg

who do you pick


 No.1092833

>>1092822

but they’re nerfing her. mommy moira will be the chemo that cures overwatch


 No.1092834

uhh, lass in samus' case


 No.1092835

can i get uuuuuuuuh

virgin eater gf


 No.1092836

>>1092832

whoever has the highest chance of slaying the demiurge between link and ness


 No.1092837

File: ed8762a14b485f1⋯.jpg (18.46 KB, 200x157, 200:157, Boniface_IX.jpg)


 No.1092838

hahah sako jerks it to loliporn, what a pedophile


 No.1092839

File: 3e425bbe4017585⋯.jpeg (237.03 KB, 1021x1332, 1021:1332, DF114AEB-4D5B-4CE3-9022-6….jpeg)


 No.1092840

>>1092838

leol!!!


 No.1092841

>>1092839

not literally


 No.1092842

>>1092828

oh it's not about being inexperienced at sex, I don't think that would bother me.

I mean it as in I'm emotionally insecure and still struggle with not liking myself sometimes.


 No.1092843

>>1092827

i love playing junkrat

i know he's a smallbrain retard class, but he's got this fun flow to him


 No.1092844

"drugs are bad"

>FUCKING PEDOPHILE

this

kid

is

fucking

p i s s e d


 No.1092845

>>1092836

but Sponge, there is nothing between link and ness, they are right next to each other.


 No.1092846

getting flashbacks to sako vs khan


 No.1092847

>>1092841

pussy nigga


 No.1092848

>>1092843

I feel like I would really enjoy him if I ever bothered to practice with him.


 No.1092849

File: c4ee42b6e3be63b⋯.gif (8.34 KB, 650x450, 13:9, F1DBD880-36AF-49ED-9283-B2….gif)


 No.1092850

File: d1013e39141aba4⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, fauna.png)

File: 04ff61daeee6b8b⋯.png (1.98 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, fauna two electric boogalo….png)

I played ACPC pretty intensely for like a month, I got K.K.'s chair and Tom Nook's

anyway meet my animal crossing gf

>>1092816

do you wanna see a draft

it's an AU where McCree and Hanzo meet in a college anime club in the early to mid 2000s


 No.1092851

cant wait for sako to start woshing death on people


 No.1092852

can you actually date the animals in the new animal crossings

i guess nintendo knows their audience


 No.1092853

>>1092850

i’ll read it tomorrow on my breaks, sure

you should write one about moira circumcising winston and junkrat


 No.1092854

>>1092851

I'm not the one mad here wonk

sponge is the guy who got so incredibly rectally ruptured that he wants to waste his time and energy driving to indiana to beat me up because i said drugs are bad


 No.1092855

you know what fuck it

get pom and vfan back in here

tweet at moody that chaz was talking shit

just blow it all up


 No.1092856

ive just been watching nile red videos


 No.1092857

>>1092842

remember that we all are. so is she and youre not alone


 No.1092858

>>1092849

I just don't see any demiurge between them.


 No.1092859

>>1092852

no you just feed every animal in the park three square meals a day and invite your favorites to live in your harem campsite

>>1092853

you know, it's funny, I have exactly no interest in doing that


 No.1092860

>>1092857

boy shut the hecky up


 No.1092861

the circumcision thing, that is

I'll probably send sponge the draft


 No.1092862

hey kids wassup today I cried in front of a stranger and then I went to kinokuniya


 No.1092863

gonna jerk off to vore with alex jones in the background


 No.1092864

>>1092858

you aren’t looking hard enough

(FNORD)


 No.1092865

>>1092862

i hope you’re okay stabs


 No.1092866

>>1092862

well, that sounds like a mixed bag

today Sako lost fecal continence because other people didn't hate drugs as much as he did


 No.1092867

>>1092862

>kinokuniya

nice, was it in a mitsuwa or do you have a japan town near you


 No.1092868

i abandoned pocket camp when i got new leaf

im too busy to woo a villager but shep invited me over and i couldnt say no


 No.1092869

did you at least enjoy your trip to the book store

i find that book stores are generally calming places


 No.1092870

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thread theme


 No.1092871

>>1092862

new york or chicago?


 No.1092872

should i:

play momodora

jerk off

lay in bed


 No.1092873

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I really should start insisting people give me head before I risk wasting good oral on lazy assholes


 No.1092874

>>1092872

all three if possible


 No.1092875

>>1092872

why not do something that wouldn't disappoint your parents?


 No.1092876

>>1092869

yeah, I got cute stickers and origami paper. and I got my friend from pdx to go with me

>>1092865

I might be, there's still a chance

>>1092866

sako is the weird sock guy right?

>>1092867

it's in the big Asian grocery store up in portland

they have the best stationary

>>1092871

Portland

I wish I was in new york


 No.1092877

hahaha

please keep calling him socks


 No.1092878

socks isnt a bad nickname


 No.1092879

his NAME is WALTER


 No.1092880

>>1092875

this hurts more than it should


 No.1092881

one time before I committed to Full Lesbianism a dude on Tinder asked me if I was a good lay and I was like ... yeah

and then I started grilling him about the #reviews and if he had any repeat customers, and could he provide me with references among his exes?

which was probably a sign I should have committed to lesbianism earlier


 No.1092882

File: 1ecf7a0875e75fe⋯.png (1.72 MB, 800x1067, 800:1067, ClipboardImage.png)

>she's laying down the kibble and hes sniffing it


 No.1092883

>>1092880

oh, sorry! I'm not actually judging, it just seemed like a fun crack to make about a list of options including onanism and chinese cartoons


 No.1092884

I like to save time in the morning by ironing my clothes after I put them on.


 No.1092885

>>1092872

all three


 No.1092886

dating apps were, in retrospect, mostly a consequence-free opportunity to be mean to men


 No.1092887

>>1092883

no its fine, i sort of knew the way you were implying it


 No.1092888

who is uyu

stop changing your names you idiots


 No.1092889

>>1092888

its grant


 No.1092890

>>1092888

its shitto


 No.1092891

i just remembered two people have at least one video of me orgasming

i hope that doesn’t become relevant


 No.1092892

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>>1092888

FKA Saltlick

only uyu pops™ °(⋟o⋞)*


 No.1092893

fuck off fatty


 No.1092894

>>1092893

oh hey there cleet, do you still run away with your tail between your legs if I imply you're pulling on my pigtails or nah


 No.1092895

File: 7915e7bbaaedde1⋯.jpg (403 KB, 1024x772, 256:193, larger.jpg)

he has a crush on a girl with an extra limb and it's tearing him up inside ;_;


 No.1092896

>>1092894

why are you going by Ù¥Ú now

is that a graphical representation of your saggy moobs hanging near your micropenis


 No.1092897

i’m having fucked up deja vu right now


 No.1092898

>>1092896

answer the question you pathetic wannatwink °(⋟u⋞#)°


 No.1092899

no but seriously psychedelics made me more sensitive to facial pareidolia and I see kaomoji in everything now

>,;'Q,¥,Q';,

it's an owl, kind of!


 No.1092900

File: abddacef9c5132c⋯.jpg (364.81 KB, 800x671, 800:671, amaa (chou dennou jidai)_i….jpg)

im going t o the credit union tomorrow


 No.1092901

psychedelics made me religious


 No.1092902


 No.1092903

>>1092902

epic, actually


 No.1092904

File: 7c2b3abae5bbe66⋯.png (466.19 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1092883

>and chinese cartoons

it's chinese video games, DAD


 No.1092905

{¬`◞'¬}

>>1092901

hell yeah entheogens

one time I tripped on a sativa and saw a cosmic grapevine with a little me curled up in the fetal position in each of the grapes, and a bigger me wearing a crown of ivy tending the vines


 No.1092906

>>1092904

this looks like Cave Story


 No.1092907

insane mode on momodora is pure smegma


 No.1092908

regular religion > le cosmic drug induced space religion


 No.1092909

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dua lipa made me gay


 No.1092910

>go near cloud of poison

>die instantly


 No.1092911

>>1092901

i never did enough psychedlics

i regret that


 No.1092912

File: abeaafbdb8fcb7a⋯.png (5.7 MB, 2600x1950, 4:3, 1458739717093.png)


 No.1092913

>>1092908

>implying 'regular religion' excludes entheogenic experiences

>entheogen

>en

>theo

>gen

... lmao? careful, that take is pretty hot


 No.1092914

don't make me pray that u die, I'll do it nerd >(


 No.1092915

File: 02298f5a1c4229b⋯.jpg (83.83 KB, 640x800, 4:5, IMG_0793.JPG)

any other psuedo catholics here

which saint do you pray to for to kill your enemis


 No.1092916


 No.1092917

like no-one's saying you have to take ayahuasca but on what basis are ecstatic states deriving from psychotropic substances less relgiously 'regular' than, I dunno, music/dance/mortification-of-the-flesh style ecstatic states? just because Christianity mostly sticks to the boring intoxicants doesn't mean anyone else has to

>>1092915

occasionally I silently apply to Wilgefortis to keep my tranny ass unbashed in public restrooms


 No.1092918

File: 8cebc640930fd33⋯.jpg (224.77 KB, 715x907, 715:907, youkan_granblue fantasy_me….jpg)


 No.1092919


 No.1092920

File: 2979daf23778e2c⋯.png (17.35 KB, 628x102, 314:51, heresies.png)

I'm a Holy Spirit-Unitarian. fuck the Father, the Son's alright, but me and the Pentecostal Flame go way back


 No.1092921

>>1092917

ive never heard of her to be honest

but im glad i have now


 No.1092922

>>1092916

not clicking


 No.1092923

fucking hippies.


 No.1092924

>>1092915

st boniface iv


 No.1092925

File: 6c7f6d9eb83ab2d⋯.jpg (103.05 KB, 339x477, 113:159, Tzitzimitl.jpg)

just because things are interesting doesnt make them real


 No.1092926

oh, you weren't kidding

it really was hiveswap


 No.1092927

>>1092925

magic is real if you believe in it


 No.1092928

>>1092927

epic kek man! shadilay!


 No.1092929

I'm not totally convinced the natural numbers are 'real' in the same sense that any given rock is, but they're useful nonetheless


 No.1092930

>Disc space required: 5.2GiB

eh

I might as well let it start now

maybe it'll be installed by morning


 No.1092931

>>1092928

not like that

although that too, a bit


 No.1092932

what are you a fucking philosopher


 No.1092933


 No.1092934

>>1092929

uhhh bro is anything real? are words real???? dummy. I bet you feel really stupid right now, ha.


 No.1092935

>>1092929

i dont think they are at all

real i mean

i know theyre useful


 No.1092936

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I think it is more of an indictment of scientists that they attempt to evaluate religious discourse by the methodology of science (and crow over their nonsensical results) than it is an indictment of either religion or science


 No.1092937

File: d81c72ebf86f7c7⋯.jpg (2.96 MB, 2114x3033, 2114:3033, kaguya luna (character)_as….jpg)


 No.1092938

a raincoat isn't a very good bag or a very good sail but it's a pretty good raincoat


 No.1092939

its not like numbers are symbolic representations of theoretically real and countable amounts get woke asshole


 No.1092940

>theoretically real

please find another seat and another pair of pigtails, adults are talking


 No.1092941

File: d219b686f700c2c⋯.png (119.11 KB, 600x272, 75:34, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1092940

et cetera


 No.1092942

this smugocity can't be real


 No.1092943

>>1092940

why did you come back

is horsie just trying to get other fags to come back


 No.1092944

not that stabs was bad but we've had like 4 old people show up in the past week or so


 No.1092945

it's not like mouths are perfectly shaped to be filled with dicks get woke asshole


 No.1092946

>>1092933

why do vods on twitch always load like shit for me

am i the only one


 No.1092947


 No.1092948

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>>1092943

it's winter. the cold and the dark make me crave shitposting


 No.1092949

>>1092937

ah yes pristeen and idealized


 No.1092950

prostates are proof that

>1) the Universe was intelligently designed,

>2) by someone who loves gay men and wants them to be happy


 No.1092951

but for real don't spout pseudo-intellectual bullshit and then act like you're just so smart. Just do what I do and always assume that you are wrong and stupid.


 No.1092952

>>1092950

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you dont have to be gay to stimulate a prostate.........................


 No.1092953

File: 212166f11e70ae7⋯.jpg (75.61 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 46112356_p4.jpg)

File: 565e0819acfe9ae⋯.jpg (140.68 KB, 1024x716, 256:179, 56154803_p10.jpg)

File: 3432baa6554adfa⋯.png (281.3 KB, 627x906, 209:302, 57936585_p37.png)

File: 23547c2e5683932⋯.png (515.75 KB, 1100x1300, 11:13, 63447709_p1.png)

File: ac3c13f9c5701f4⋯.png (488.49 KB, 1450x1100, 29:22, 63785738_p1.png)


 No.1092954

if you want a good example as to why you shouldn't be a humanities major look at umbridge

i say this as i am unfortunately technically one because i was too stupid for a real degree


 No.1092955

>>1092951

>pseudo-intellectual

this is what my clique called itself in highschool

also, do you really want me to explain every inane thing I say? it's bad enough when I do it unprompted. why not take it on faith that I have some reason for thinking the things I do, and most of those reasons just aren't that interesting


 No.1092956

Speaking of Wrong and Stupid, I'm here to shitpost

ON WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED


 No.1092957

>>1092955

I want you to not say the inane things.


 No.1092958

File: 666e9d77aaeae15⋯.jpg (48.8 KB, 515x342, 515:342, meiolania-head.jpg)

>>1092957

you're SOL buddy


 No.1092959

>>1092953

go somewhere else forever

>>1092956

woohoo!


 No.1092960

>>1092956

what strain


 No.1092961

File: e6a713fa8f2e527⋯.jpg (526.22 KB, 810x800, 81:80, lwceSK1.jpg)


 No.1092962

>tfw an epic social science major.

>tfw in the most humanities leaning of social science majors.


 No.1092963

File: a54dcb2a56e97f5⋯.jpg (251.79 KB, 670x960, 67:96, suehiro_maruo_japanese_ero….jpg)

wonk do you follow suehiro maruo's tumblr

you should


 No.1092964

>>1092961

oh wow

maybe it's cuz jve been drinking but this is actually pretty triggering lol


 No.1092965

>>1092959

why are you bothered by drawings of gore, don't you know they are not even real


 No.1092966


 No.1092967

>>1092958

I wish I was a slice of life.


 No.1092968


 No.1092969

>>1092960

Three Kings, it's my go-to everyday stuff

https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/3-kings


 No.1092970

im wondering how long it will take for sako's parents to see his gurro collection


 No.1092971

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>>1092967

oh man, not a response I was anticipating but hard same. where is my beautifully animated food


 No.1092972

>>1092963

John Wayne Gacy sure is a stud.


 No.1092973

I wanna kai-kai with Pabllo Vittar


 No.1092974

>>1092973

"and and"?


 No.1092975

File: 72e60d329f52592⋯.jpg (354.51 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 39492225_p0.jpg)

>>1092970

i mean, im not sure about your situation but my parents dont have access to my computer


 No.1092976

>>1092974

a kai-kai is when two people hook up in queen drag


 No.1092977

hey socks gimme your parents contact information and also a google doc of your guro collection


 No.1092978

>the kai-kai was going great until ms thang pulled up my shirt and gawped at my chest like she'd seen a ghost

>"girl, you have actual titties" she says

>"does that make this weird for you" I says


 No.1092979


 No.1092980

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this video fucks me up because it's a 'fantasy' but all she does is expresses attraction to girls without getting hurt for it. like that's the unrealistic element of the video. anyway burn everything down


 No.1092981

File: 213db39d4943756⋯.jpg (2.02 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, IMG_20180105_221730.jpg)

File: cec3df2ecf33a4a⋯.jpg (2.45 MB, 2304x4096, 9:16, IMG_20180105_221712.jpg)

oh I forgot to mention

on my way back from my tdap appointment, I checked the alleys for stuff

found a PS3 game

it works

I've only heard bad things about it though


 No.1092982

they don't have access unless they say so


 No.1092983

nongshim kimchi ramen best ramen


 No.1092984

>>1092981

it's probably the worst mainline final fantasy


 No.1092985

actually there aren't that many bad spinoff final fantasies so let's just say it's the worst final fantasy


 No.1092986

>>1092983

nongshim udon best ramen


 No.1092987

Oh man

I get to see my family tomorrow.


 No.1092988

>>1092987

nice! getting to see my aunts and my grandma over Christmas was so good and I miss 'em


 No.1092989

File: 133c22b00a4a41f⋯.png (113.86 KB, 350x285, 70:57, tumblr_ouxcuykIR71w50afpo1….png)


 No.1092990

>going to hell before you die

she's obviously retarded, why would I listen to her advice?


 No.1092991

File: f0be578776853f6⋯.mp4 (7.17 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, __cirno_flandre_scarlet_ho….mp4)


 No.1092992

why do things get shinier the smoother they get?


 No.1092993

>>1092986

lies

kimchi


 No.1092994

and so my game will be the first non-porn western game with a canon futa character


 No.1092995

>>1092992

I dunno but I just shaved my legs and now they are both smooth and shiny


 No.1092996

>>1092992

light stops getting scattered in different directions


 No.1092997

>>1092995

nice

I shaved my legs ones and they got very bloody.


 No.1092998

>>1092992

I think rough surfaces just bounce back light in a less organized way

you're less likely to see the glare of the Sun or a bright light on a pebbled surface because there's no contiguous surface that bounces light back all in the same direction


 No.1092999

File: 376cda857b1d283⋯.png (574.14 KB, 573x409, 573:409, b0a.png)


 No.1093000

File: 9cf88b75dc74f6a⋯.png (231.85 KB, 1008x502, 504:251, proustreynaldo.png)

damn, proust's boyfriend was a hottie


 No.1093001

naldo must have really had a thing for soulful eyes, I guess


 No.1093002

>slowly replacing all my AC:NL trees with fruit trees

>almost all of my orange trees are perfect orange trees now


 No.1093003

File: 659f56a2d325eb1⋯.jpg (258.59 KB, 972x1400, 243:350, Liane-de-pougy-2-f.jpg)

>be me

>be a classy hooker named Liane de Pougy in turn-of-the-Twentieth-century Paris

>be the fag hag of dashing celebrity composer Reynaldo Hahn

>he calls me Lianon

>one day meet this prince named Georges Ghika

>he wants me to go legit and marry him

>how could I resist?

>tfw princess

>Reynaldo shows up to my wedding

>"Goodbye, Lianon. I hate married people"

>mfw


 No.1093004

>>1092991

why is the music so out of sync with what should be happening in the op

why is tkmiz's flan doujin in there


 No.1093005

me in a sheer black crop top, tattoo choker, black A-line miniskirt, and black tights tucked into leather boots, time-travelling to watch Hahn's first recital of Si mes vers avaient des ailes through mirrored hexagonal sunglasses: yaaaaaaassss queen, slaaaaaaaay


 No.1093006

me talking to Reynaldo Hahn after the recital: Oh. My. Gawwwd. Biiiiiiiitch! She fuckedt it up, yes hunty

Reynaldo Hahn: Hon? Pardonnez-moi, qu'est-ce que vous dites?

me: Ah, oui, mes apologies! J'ai oublié

me: Ah. Mon. Dieuuuuuuu. Putaaaaaaaaaaaaain!


 No.1093007

File: e846543bc4e627c⋯.png (82.53 KB, 206x273, 206:273, 30f.png)


 No.1093008

the only thing worse than an idiot posting garbage is someone intelligent posting garbage


 No.1093009

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>>1093005

this is even funnier now that I know what Si mes vers avaient des ailes actually sounds like


 No.1093010

who is this fag talking to themselves...

this is almost phantos tier.


 No.1093011

>>1093010

*grips your face and pries your eyelids open to raspberry flecks of spit into them from a distance of less than 1.5in"


 No.1093012

man, remember when you weren't supposed to spoonfeed people who can Ctl+C Ctl+F Ctl+V all on their lonesome

there's even a search function on 8ch


 No.1093013

>>1093002

you wont have time to harvest them at a certain point. Itll take hours


 No.1093014

>>1093011

can you do that to my ass please?


 No.1093015

>>1093014

rimjobs are for good girls who do what they're told


 No.1093016

accidentally threw a black and mild onto my neighbor's car and got ash on it

whoops


 No.1093017

>>1093015

ya so get to work


 No.1093018

>filthyfrank isnt making youtube videos anymore

bummer


 No.1093020

File: 4d1c67c830c688f⋯.jpg (43.27 KB, 360x300, 6:5, my conception.jpg)

[anime villain voice] so this is hypomania


 No.1093021

File: f412d5fe5949d5d⋯.gif (1.13 MB, 726x400, 363:200, 1515193182858.gif)


 No.1093022

>>1093013

it already takes multiple trips to sell all my harvested fruit

and I'm only halfway done replacing non-fruit trees with fruit


 No.1093023

>>1093022

youre not replacing them with your intown fruit are you?


 No.1093024

>>1093023

I'm planting as many fruit kinds as I've got (I think I have all of them now) I'm only replacing the original orange trees that I had with perfect orange trees


 No.1093025

File: dbdb3de45559fa5⋯.jpg (56.27 KB, 726x1099, 726:1099, kanaya can't believe it.jpg)

god I need to move out, I need to be anywhere but here

the longer I stay here, the farther from zero is the chance I will one day murder my father with an axe


 No.1093026

>>1093025

get a job or stop complaining


 No.1093027

>>1093025

i mean you can do both


 No.1093028

hello


 No.1093029

File: 3e4fb8f13567743⋯.png (5.3 KB, 240x94, 120:47, ClipboardImage.png)

check out my capcha it almost said rimjob


 No.1093030

>If it's raining in botw you can't climb very well because it's slippery

>Area is perma-rainy maybe or just for a while

>Try to jump up a cliff, notice that there's a tree next to it with giant leaves

>The tree actually stops the cliff from being as wet and you can climb normally

that's actually pretty fucking cool, i would have expected it to just be "this entire area that's open"


 No.1093031

File: aa3e718e52997ef⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1675x1050, 67:42, 'a little'.png)


 No.1093032

>>1093026

1) I have a job

2) I am applying for a second job as we speak

3) how dare you, I will never stop bitching

>>1093027

don't tempt me


 No.1093033

winter is homophobic... nobody is gonna see these titties for like four months


 No.1093034

instead of trying to tank a lightning strike, just throw a piece of metal to use as a rod instead of yourself


 No.1093035

>>1093033

nobody wants to see those titties ever


 No.1093036

my parents: jesus aren't you freezing

me, areolae visible around the stiff nipples poking through my crop top: [teeth chattering] it's the principle of the thing


 No.1093037

File: 8de49ba2277c0aa⋯.jpeg (59.23 KB, 600x450, 4:3, go on the internet and te….jpeg)

>>1093035

this is the kind of insult that only really works if I don't already have people to exchange nudes with


 No.1093038

>>1093037

i should have clarified

i don't count jim, you, and others like you as people


 No.1093039

>>1093038

>others like you

that's pretty vague but I have cis dude dick pics that I think probably fall out of that category


 No.1093040

with all due respect, I don't really need these titties HSG Approved™? I have a whole mirror for that


 No.1093041

>>1093040

god why the fuck did you come back here

you leaving without a tantrum was such a good event


 No.1093042

>tfw natural female™ tiddies


 No.1093043

>>1093041

you know, there's this 8ch feature called a filter that lets you not look at my posts. it's as if I never came back at all! unless the bug up your ass is part of the experience


 No.1093044

what does it say about a li'l bitch if it's not enough that he isn't attracted to me, it also really, really matters to him that no-one else is either


 No.1093045

>>1093043

there's also this 8ch feature called banning, that'd also be like if you never came back at all either


 No.1093046

me: and on a dark, cold night- an awful lot like this one, in fact- a cisgender heterosexual male was attracted to me!

strawman: *gasp* b-but I'm a cisgender heterosexual male!

[lightning flashes as I laugh spookily]

>>1093045

do whatever the fuck you want, dude


 No.1093047

>>1093046

> b-but I'm a cisgender heterosexual male!

nice going there fucko you get like 0.5/2


 No.1093048

File: 2fdc93f6d891769⋯.png (1.73 MB, 956x1280, 239:320, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1093049

File: d8d229ce5d09b24⋯.png (608.22 KB, 530x775, 106:155, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1093050

like, okay, a little historical review

>>1093033

in this post I suggest that I am proud of my tits

>>1093035

in this post, anon gets aggro with me

>>1093037

in this post, I calmly offer a disproof of anon's claim

>>1093038

in this post, anon gets aggro with me

>>1093039

in this post, I point out that the weakened claim is still false

>>1093040

in this post, I suggest that my tit-pride doesn't need others' affirmation

>>1093041

in this post anon gets aggro with me

>>1093043

in this post, I get a little sarcastic while pointing out that anon doesn't have to see anything I post, ever

>>1093044

in this, the ninth post in the exchange and the sixth post made by me, for the very first time, I insult anon

>>1093047

it says strawman because I figured out it was you, Ben. you are not the first man to be insecure about the possibility that I might be desirable, you're just exempt from the reason given in the 'dark and stormy night' joke.


 No.1093051

so, like, my point being

how am I the ill-behaved poster here


 No.1093052

File: 32de8aab12c9cdd⋯.gif (109.06 KB, 209x193, 209:193, [HONKING INTENSIFIES].gif)

>>1093050

> you are not the first man to be insecure about the possibility that I might be desirable

you think I don't know that there are people attracted to ugly people?


 No.1093053

>>1093051

>how am I the ill-behaved poster here

have you like

seen any of your posts here since you started Being Saltlick


 No.1093054

File: a33eef5514a7da7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 309.63 KB, 611x432, 611:432, ClipboardImage.png)

You might not like it but this is what peak salt-mantits look like


 No.1093055

noboby here is agood poster thats what the reason were here is


 No.1093056

is it not enough that I obey the rules and am reasonably calm in disputes? do I also have to be your close personal friend?

>>1093052

okay, again, I own a mirror

>>1093053

I'm well aware that people interpret my posts as being much more aggressive and emotional when they know I made them. I just don't really see how that's my fault


 No.1093057

respond to my epic burn where i call u canadian cheeseburger man


 No.1093058

>>1093057

oh, no, I'm devastated. how will I ever show my face in public again?

you need anything else from me you just let me know


 No.1093059

File: 973c7b51804afec⋯.png (1.03 MB, 902x960, 451:480, 1515158263439.png)

essential bloatcore


 No.1093060

>>1093056

>I'm well aware that people interpret my posts as being much more aggressive and emotional when they know I made them. I just don't really see how that's my fault

i don't think you're being aggressive and emotional I think you'r ebeing annoying


 No.1093061

>>1093060

so, again

you would like me to be your close personal friend... or be banned

remind me why IPGD was bad? shut down GG shitstorms? hmm


 No.1093062

Like, here's the thing, Ben. We've been having this conversation forever. I didn't care then, I don't care now. Ban me. Or don't. Make your peeve my problem, or don't. What new things are there to say about this? Do we really have to keep running back over the same, tired, old, argument?


 No.1093063

has it struck you yet that I might be annoyed by your inability to politely ignore my personality, which you find abrasive, when I largely politely ignore yours, which is middling, except when directly addressed? what makes your annoyance special? the power you have to ban me? then use it! or don't! it is not my decision, it is not my concern, and I would really like to stop being asked to do something about your problem


 No.1093064

>>1093061

>remind me why IPGD was bad? shut down GG shitstorms?

among other things but yea part of it

i want you to not be obnoxious, which you were doing perfectly well until you outed yourself

i even went around and checked your post history and you were more or less a completely normal poster


 No.1093065

File: c8d47e2bc883e5a⋯.png (2.07 MB, 1675x943, 1675:943, oh.png)

that's oddly satisfying


 No.1093066

>>1093064

okay, not to start roleplaying again, but [cups hands around mouth] other people respond to me differently when they know who I am. I, then, have a different social context to respond to. you perceive my actions differently when you know who I am; sure, you know now that I made all of those posts, but you had the chance to form an opinion of my posts prior to being outed without knowing it was me! the posts after I was outed, your opinion was never free of my reputation! so yeah, I might get ruder with people who are being rude because they know who I am. yeah, you might feel like the posts I made openly are different from the earlier posts, because you know who I am. this is still not something that is easy to attribute directly to me!


 No.1093067

>>1093063

>what makes your annoyance special?

well it's not my annoyance it's most people outside of wonk

>has it struck you yet that I might be annoyed by your inability to politely ignore my personality, which you find abrasive, when I largely politely ignore yours, which is middling

epic jej


 No.1093068

>>1093067

>well it's not my annoyance it's most people outside of wonk

this is, obviously, a perfectly objective statement, and not you projecting your own feelings and attitudes onto other people. because that would be silly, and complicate your attempt to make this not involve you.


 No.1093069

File: 29fefdb6650ac55⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1200x1008, 25:21, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1093070

I'm umad.jpeg and I do actually want to finish this job app sometime. I'm outie.


 No.1093071

lets all take a big fuckin sip


 No.1093072

>>1093069

>buys six tons of it

>starts giveaway contest on facebook


 No.1093073

>>1093070

Just ask the boss if you can work there it worked twice for me and now I have two jobs


 No.1093074

>>1093072

>you

>buying something

le????


 No.1093075

File: 618ef56fc87c52b⋯.jpg (30.65 KB, 600x375, 8:5, come on now.jpg)

>>1093074

I didn't say I would be buying it


 No.1093076

>most people don't like saltlick is me projecting my feelings

le


 No.1093077

Back when saltlick just had the gay thing going on without the tranny thing going on it was nicer


 No.1093078

goo night hsg


 No.1093079

Dailymotion embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1093080

finding a better job is hard

will i ever escape minimum wage hell


 No.1093081

File: 3b28fb488a4b375⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 498.81 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2018-01-06-03h20m1….png)

File: e767a78eab6570d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 513.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2018-01-06-03h20m3….png)

YD got a tan


 No.1093082

File: 6a1cb7b86e4773c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 352.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2018-01-06-03h21m2….png)

File: 94b52b1b12bdbf2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 390.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2018-01-06-03h21m4….png)

File: 50ddee18f17038d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 390.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2018-01-06-03h21m5….png)

File: 3b5df821b60eabf⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 406.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vlcsnap-2018-01-06-03h21m5….png)

oh


 No.1093083

lars is still an ass

not-sapphire continues to be unfunny

convenient plot dump dreams are convenient


 No.1093084

they still can't decide how long yellow's skirt should be


 No.1093085

File: a6e361bdd806f02⋯.png (184.1 KB, 2000x2900, 20:29, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1093083

parappa is cute!

Cute!


 No.1093086

connie's face is becoming more spherical


 No.1093087

File: a0c3ab2d6e954f1⋯.gif (1.23 MB, 513x705, 171:235, 1515239762145.gif)

File: 60fee5358b70420⋯.png (99.79 KB, 411x570, 137:190, 1515241879455.png)


 No.1093088

can stevonnie grow stubble because steven can grow a beard or is stevonnie actually older than steven and connie?


 No.1093089

>>1093088

yes to both


 No.1093090

>>1093088

>>1093089

but fr isn't steven 15 now?


 No.1093091


 No.1093092

>>1093090

i guess


 No.1093093

>>1093092

well, maybe you were hairless until you turned 20, but I had to start shaving at fucking 12


 No.1093094

>>1093093

i'm 26 and still can't grow more than a little stubble


 No.1093095

>>1093094

lol

actually low t


 No.1093096

>>1093081

can't wait 4 the porn of this, tbh


 No.1093097

>>1093081

giant whore makeup connie's mom?


 No.1093098

>>1093095

i wish i was low t and girly but my doc says my testosterone is extremely normal


 No.1093099

kanaya is just eridan but a girl


 No.1093100

I don't know if y'all noticed but it's too fuckin cold!!!


 No.1093101

>>1093069

is this laundry detergent?


 No.1093102

I really wish the ad at the bottom of the thread was not >Muh Stereotypical Orientalist Waifu.avi, I'm trying to 8ch in public here!!


 No.1093103

die phoneposter


 No.1093104

update: I reloaded and the new ad was for something called Love In The Age Of White Genocide, which is not an improvment

>tfw I'm LITERALLY being genocided by other white people choosing of their own free will to start families with people who aren't white


 No.1093105

u should get adblock


 No.1093106

what people remember: issa dagger

what people forget: 21 savage got the dagger tattoo in memory of his friend who also had a dagger tattoo on his forehead


 No.1093107

>>1093104

liberal zionist communist jew college professors and ((((media outlets))) putting out constant propaganda about how "whites are the devil all whites are evil racists"........makes u think, about a plan to destroy white ppl.....


 No.1093108

File: 27c0bf109c7ea3e⋯.jpg (62.54 KB, 564x409, 564:409, dmx-on-a-horse-top.jpg)


 No.1093109

File: f322c08a188ef17⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 47.34 KB, 736x736, 1:1, LOL.jpg)

warning: extremely funny image incoming!


 No.1093110

why can't everyone in the world just be the same nice color


 No.1093111

>>1093107

is it really so hard to accept that your mediocrities are because you're mediocre and minorities aren't responsible


 No.1093112

why can't everyone in the world just be the same: a cute white girl (male)


 No.1093113

anyway today I am bitter about: dudes in Warm Winter Meggings™ flopping their shriveled dickprints in public and meanwhile I gotta tuck or it's a federal fucking issue


 No.1093114

artificial wombs when


 No.1093115

>>1093114

don't they already exist?

pretend i posted that picture of the fetal lamb in a plastic bag from r9k


 No.1093116

>>1093114

finally someone asks the real questions

>TRAMNY GET PREGBAMT WHEN


 No.1093117

hsg what are some good games to play while listening to podcasts?


 No.1093118

>>1093117

minecraft

audiosurf


 No.1093119

>>1093117

games built for speedrunning?

maybe Zineth


 No.1093120

>>1093117

some turn based strategy or 4x game

or call of duty


 No.1093121

>>1093110

then our blood would be different colors


 No.1093122

>>1093117

overwatch, bethesda games, any game that’s easy


 No.1093123

File: 8f03f64de3f74ba⋯.png (118.41 KB, 750x723, 250:241, IMG_0794.PNG)

File: 75d7a639c924834⋯.png (115.95 KB, 750x698, 375:349, IMG_0795.PNG)

File: c4e0095d6d4aa74⋯.png (65 KB, 750x444, 125:74, IMG_0796.PNG)


 No.1093124

>>1093123

is bsb secretly trump


 No.1093125

File: 044ad1d69d13305⋯.jpeg (54.16 KB, 680x382, 340:191, 733E1F81-379B-4717-9FCB-2….jpeg)

>and being, like, really smart


 No.1093126

>>1093124

now thats a frightening thought


 No.1093127

I kinda want to join the Red Hat Society. they don't have an age minimum, you just have to wear pink and lavender (in place of red and purple) if you're under 50

make friends with old ladies and wear ostentatious pastels? yes ma'am sign me up


 No.1093128

i’m going to start the lime vape organization

you have to wear green and vape and hate the amish


 No.1093129

File: cab6691c79ef307⋯.jpeg (59.61 KB, 664x441, 664:441, 26C9A8E0-0FD9-4774-937A-F….jpeg)


 No.1093130


 No.1093131

>>1093117

my old one used to be uhhhhhh

spelunky


 No.1093132

>>1093127

what do the red hats do


 No.1093133

>>1093132

jump on turtles, break bricks with their head, grab coins


 No.1093134

File: d7c20b9ff60adaa⋯.jpg (18.41 KB, 570x90, 19:3, IMG_0797.JPG)


 No.1093135

>>1093132

okay, well, some context:

<When I Am Old, by Jenny Joseph

>When I am an old woman I shall wear purple

>With a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me,

>And I shall spend my pension

>on brandy and summer gloves

>And satin sandals,

>and say we've no money for butter.

>I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired,

>And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells,

>And run my stick along the public railings,

>And make up for the sobriety of my youth.

>I shall go out in my slippers in the rain

>And pick the flowers in other people's gardens,

>And learn to spit.

>You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat,

>And eat three pounds of sausages at a go,

>Or only bread and pickle for a week,

>And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats

>and things in boxes.

>But now we must have clothes that keep us dry,

>And pay our rent and not swear in the street,

>And set a good example for the children.

>We will have friends to dinner and read the papers.

>But maybe I ought to practise a little now?

>So people who know me

>are not too shocked and surprised,

>When suddenly I am old

>and start to wear purple!

so the Red Hat Society is a loose association of social organizations/activity groups for older women who aren't done being cool yet, and they wear red hats and purple jackets on outings

I saw 'em out a lot when I was a little girl in Texas, they always seemed to be having so much fun


 No.1093136

I'm gonna start eating hamburgers in bed fuck it


 No.1093137

>>1093135

>>1093132

so, I guess a more specific answer to your question is 'depends on the chapter'

according to the website, anyone can designate herself the Queen of her own chapter. it's really cute


 No.1093138


 No.1093139

>>1093135

>And pick the flowers in other people's gardens,

just fuckin off yourself mate


 No.1093140

>saltlick aspires to be a gypsy

lol


 No.1093141

>>1093139

god help me if I post a 57-year-old poem to illuminate the clothing choices of the Red Hat Society, there's a line referencing flower theft


 No.1093142

also, the poem is mistitled in the source I copy-pasted from. the real title, apparently, is Warning


 No.1093143

File: b9b5907e0b03d27⋯.gif (2.99 MB, 332x309, 332:309, big girl.gif)

i bet the red hats do this too


 No.1093144

>>1093143

oh how nice of them to leave the fucking pot


 No.1093145

old women committing theft is a very specific thing to get triggered by


 No.1093146

me after I Queen up and found my own RHS chapter: very quickly before we get started, is everyone wearing something with a hidden pocket? yes? good, okay ladies who's ready to steal makeup from the CVS?

two dozen middle-aged women: YEAAAAAHHHHH


 No.1093147

Dolores tells the Ladies about all the shoplifting tips on Tumblr and soon they all have accounts and they're all regularly posting hauls in the lifting tags


 No.1093148

kids, don't do estrogen


 No.1093149

kids, make your endocrinologist give you progesterone or you'll never get the big tiddies


 No.1093150

announcement: the ugandan knuckles meme is a bad meme.


 No.1093151

buy real estate in an imaginary place, oh yes


 No.1093152

how am I running up on twenty five years old and I'm just now figuring out that the M*A*S*H theme:

>has words

>is entitled Suicide is Painless

>like that isn't a filk, it's not a deinstrumental joke song, it is a joke song that is canonical to the M*A*S*H movie and those are its original lyrics


 No.1093153

What did I miss

Who is this namefag


 No.1093154

>>1093152

>mike, my 14-year-old son, I need to write stupefyingly inane lyrics to a song entitled Suicide is Painless, but I can't think of anything braindead enough

>gimme five minutes


 No.1093155

>many threads ago some anon wished for other hsg posters to return here

>the entire monkey fist curls ominously as umbridge shows up


 No.1093156

>>1093153

Jesus Christ, 8ch has a search function you lazy motherfucker

>fka saltlick


 No.1093157

>>1093156

Eat a dick


 No.1093158

let's literally lynch anon


 No.1093159

>>1093157

are you volunteering to sacrifice yours? bc join the club and get in line, that's incredibly expensive


 No.1093160

hellstrider

hellstrider

hellstrider


 No.1093161

Hearts Boxcars Hea- no, I can't even joke about that


 No.1093162

redpill me on hearts boxcars


 No.1093163

How did B1 HB die again?


 No.1093164

>>1093162

he killed himself to put a blood curse on hussie


 No.1093165

>>1093162

hearts boxcars is a raging cunt who was a rper in old, old HSG. I never really saw him in that context, I ran into him much later by way of his Tumblr, noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination. he does two things brilliantly: saying awful shit in the most infuriating way possible, and intimating vaguely that all gay men share his shit beliefs and therefore telling him to fuck off is homophobic

hating Heartd Boxcars is only one of Nick's Ass's many good opinions


 No.1093166

>>1093163

I think PM killed him at the end of act 4


 No.1093167

oh, and infamously, one time he pulled out a bunch of teeth, or I guess had a dentist do it, and posted a picture of his bloody molars on HSG


 No.1093168

was he really that bad? I don't even remember


 No.1093169

File: 8d08960453bb46b⋯.png (284.72 KB, 711x442, 711:442, Untitled.png)

LIVE


 No.1093170

*constructs a summoning circle out of old hsg shitposts*

funkyhotbq... funkyhotbq...


 No.1093171

I'd love to talk to funky again but, frankly, not here


 No.1093172

http://en.inkei.net/Eszett!FunkyhotBQ!ZOY

this was the first result for funkyhotbq


 No.1093173

File: 63d0a2e771ba771⋯.jpg (349.42 KB, 1440x810, 16:9, 1515254978998.jpg)

very nice


 No.1093174

>>1093166

Oh yeah, I think it was something like that


 No.1093175

I need a bib-sized sandwich board to wear that says THIS IS MY MOM'S STUDIO NOT MINE, because the confused dance people's faces do when they look in and see me, An Younge Ande Vaguely-Gothique Chit, sitting here among the richly-colored cheerful animal paintings is getting old


 No.1093176

I LOVE MY MOM'S ART BUT NO, IT ISN'T MINE, I'M JUST LOITERING


 No.1093177

File: 2204649c71a8d98⋯.png (695.1 KB, 872x495, 872:495, sdf.png)

rev


 No.1093178

>>1093175

>An Younge Ande Vaguely-Gothique Chit

how do you talk like this


 No.1093179

autism fetish


 No.1093180

File: ed8762a14b485f1⋯.jpg (18.46 KB, 200x157, 200:157, Boniface_IX.jpg)


 No.1093181

File: 7999369d958526b⋯.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.1093182

File: 142707db30f6407⋯.jpg (18.13 KB, 210x159, 70:53, Boniface_II.jpg)


 No.1093183

>>1093123

>mental stability and being, like, really smart

are we sure the gorilla channel doesn't exist


 No.1093184

I'd unironically pay for cable if there was a gorilla channel


 No.1093185

>>1093183

if it did he would watch it


 No.1093186

>>1093184

why would you do that when you could look at hsg


 No.1093187

>>1093178

J1M DONT M4K3 FUN OF MY H4ND1C4P


 No.1093188

>>1093186

fair enough


 No.1093189

File: 07c1c74f42df5d5⋯.png (207.62 KB, 600x611, 600:611, ClipboardImage.png)

gimme the 'rilla channel man


 No.1093190

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

found the gorilla channel lads


 No.1093191

>>1093187

i would never

it's uh endearing


 No.1093192

>tlj was bad

yes

>it was only bad because it was sexist/misogynist

why are you like this


 No.1093193

File: 2cff9c54f438573⋯.jpg (224.34 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 26032383_p0.jpg)


 No.1093194

gorilla sanctuary vids are usually pretty chill iirc

like obviously there's That B*tch doing the sicknin deathdrop in ha bathtub, that's definitely a high point, but also they groom and socialize peacefully and it's super calming

>>1093191

oh, in that case: you, too, can find the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent Speech Patterns buried deep inside you. specifically, they're buried up your butt and around the corner


 No.1093195

and for my last magic trick I will disappear entirely up my own ass!

<you weren't doing that already?

that's my secret cap...


 No.1093196

bleugh


 No.1093197

File: 8e88d89b0b19c7b⋯.jpg (136.75 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 26032383_p1.jpg)


 No.1093198

File: daab23f346cf402⋯.gif (443.33 KB, 491x357, 491:357, the other magic trick.gif)


 No.1093199

what they don't tell you is, if you swallow yourself for long enough, the shortest way out is to turn around and go the opposite direction

actually I think if you were stretchy enough to do that it would tie you in a knot, but as ways to make "crawling up your own ass" sound Profound go, I think that's pretty good


 No.1093200

you gotta have a roomy ass

it's essential

gotta have at least 3 days emergency provisions in there


 No.1093201

File: 105b0f73386f741⋯.jpg (250.99 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 26032383_p2.jpg)


 No.1093202

>>1093199

so plastic man has definitely done this, right


 No.1093203

hey, why am I the specific kind of autist who makes a weak joke about crawling into your own ass and then starts actually trying to think about the topology of that

because I think I was wrong and you could, theoretically, crawl back out of your mouth by going assways


 No.1093204

>>1093202

capes are fun IFF they're your OCs or your friends' OCs


 No.1093205

I think the thing I was picturing was heading back the other way by peeling yourself back the other direction like a foreskin, but that wouldn't tie you in a knot either, it would just turn you inside out


 No.1093206

>>1092991

I wonder if tkmiz has seen this


 No.1093207

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

anyway that is quite enough of that topic, let's talk Dianic Wiccan revenge fantasies


 No.1093208

>>1093206

they saw the /a/ card that was really nice

i didn't bother looking in the archive but I haven't seen a thread for it since


 No.1093209

>>1093208

I know, I was the one who posted the link to the tweet here

it's pretty cool


 No.1093210

File: 07441e4e2ef97d4⋯.png (496.08 KB, 580x601, 580:601, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a55ff193d6d9a86⋯.png (287.51 KB, 500x585, 100:117, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b1ad1510bbcdfaf⋯.png (464.42 KB, 700x449, 700:449, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cff39703a2c3f79⋯.png (433.78 KB, 628x423, 628:423, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1093211

looks like I missed another one of sako's classic chimp outs

a shame but I was tired and ended up sleeping for 10 hours


 No.1093212

>>1093211

he was chimping out over umbridge being retarded it's fine


 No.1093213

>>1093212

??? are you talking about the drugs debacle? he spent most of that time yelling at sponge


 No.1093214

>>1093213

oh right it was sponge my bad

sponge gets spicey sometimes for no real reason


 No.1093215

File: 6b98d9189f85495⋯.png (22.19 KB, 689x189, 689:189, ClipboardImage.png)

IN

HER

KNEES


 No.1093216

>>1093214

drug abuse will do that to a person


 No.1093217

I was the one who said some drugs are good, but I didn't keep responding so he switched to raging at Sponge instead

it's kind of hard to imagine he's not deliberately being a shitter when he does that, but then again, I imagine my tismdumps look that way too


 No.1093218

The Druggie is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, memetarded, unepic, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.

But call him a Druggie and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”


 No.1093219

>>1093217

sako doesn't often have "morality" on his side but when he thinks he does he gets all high and mighty about it

he's just a shitter who gets full of himself sometimes, he can't handle the shit he gets though


 No.1093220

>sako chimpout

>sponge got so mad he said he's driving to indiana to beat me up because i said drugs are bad

i dont have a :thinking: big enough for this


 No.1093221

sponges shitfit last night was a fucking hoot though


 No.1093222

File: 072697d68a07306⋯.png (2.31 MB, 1202x1700, 601:850, 66679020_p0.png)


 No.1093223

>>1093214

>>1093212

I just skimmed through it but it seemed like they were both being retarded


 No.1093224

File: 8c240eb4c54e45d⋯.png (507.58 KB, 943x703, 943:703, Untitled.png)

literally The Chad Demon


 No.1093225

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

it's too late


 No.1093226

IT'S IN THE WAAAATER!


 No.1093227

the only drugs that are okay is alcohol because at least that tastes good


 No.1093228

>>1093048

>>1093049

fuck off randy bobandy


 No.1093229

>>1093227

>tastes good


 No.1093230

>>1093229

yeah

not beer or wine but sake tastes pretty good


 No.1093231

>>1093048

>>1093049

this is epic


 No.1093232

I do the drugs

But even that can't make saltlick posts enjoyable


 No.1093233

redpill me on bonifaceposting


 No.1093234

>Devilman's old anime is canon in the Devilman Crybaby universe

huh?


 No.1093235


 No.1093236

My father died!


 No.1093237

>>1093236

I'm sorry

Uh unless you're happy about it, not sure of the vibe of this post


 No.1093238

>>1093236

did you inherit any phat lewts?


 No.1093239

>>1093237

>>1093238

not really i was just devilman posting


 No.1093240


 No.1093241

File: ab0485cef52d54c⋯.png (316.35 KB, 600x960, 5:8, fresh from hell.png)

look at this spicy hot meme fresh from the pits of hell


 No.1093242

>>1093233

it's a mediocre forced meme, similar to the meenah pants one


 No.1093243

which one was meenah


 No.1093244

>>1093243

the one with the pants


 No.1093245

>>1093241

that's spicy as heck


 No.1093246

>>1093243

ghetto feferi made to sell shirts


 No.1093247

>>1093241

>anti-imperialist mobile execution vans are good, stop being bigoted

leftbook is a fucking disorder real talk


 No.1093248

>>1093247

i thought it was satire


 No.1093249


 No.1093250

>>1093241

stasi flag has the mcdonalds arch in the thumbnail


 No.1093251

>>1093247

i'm glad liberal has become a dirty word on the far left

gives me a good way to describe my political views while also separating myself from insane hypocrites


 No.1093252

>>1093150

wrong brudda


 No.1093253

>>1093252

imagine Liquid Snake screaming "brudda"


 No.1093254

>>1093228

>>1093231

thanks that was acollaborated effort


 No.1093255

>>1093250

really makes you think


 No.1093256

surfshack tito: "a weapon to surpass the ancient hawaiians......."

liquid tito: "brrrrudda!"


 No.1093257

>>1093248

I mean they try to frame it like that but at this point I'm not convinced


 No.1093258

de powa of de debal........


 No.1093259

File: 22865ed5faff167⋯.gif (284.62 KB, 300x100, 3:1, peeling back-erratic-scale….gif)

>>1093232

but can you see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?


 No.1093260

>>1093259

what the fuck


 No.1093261

>>1093260

listen, sometimes you've been awake for about 24hrs after nights of shit sleep and you reread something you wrote and realize it's horrifying, okay

>>1093205

>>1093203

>>1093199


 No.1093262

>>1093261

those backlinks are in the wrong direction but I trust you can figure it out

>it's a unidirectional index

>you can see the order


 No.1093263

It's Saltlick


 No.1093264

File: 7fe9df43f349279⋯.png (4.7 KB, 154x162, 77:81, EE3BB0EE-A405-4022-927E-4C….png)

anyone else a card carrying DSA


 No.1093265

>>1093264

I don't into leftist flavors but my friend said I sounded like a leninist


 No.1093266

whats the correlation between being a speedrunner and being trans


 No.1093267

>>1093266

both require mental disease


 No.1093268

>>1093266

it's like snails/frog swapping sex in environments with large disparity


 No.1093269

>>1093266

"how can I break this and make it do something unexpected"


 No.1093270

HRT is just a sequence backtrack exploit for puberty


 No.1093271

if youre any shade of commie i want you in the gulag


 No.1093272

>>1093266

both require brain problems


 No.1093273

>>1093266

Numbers?


 No.1093274

*wrongwarps out of my gender*


 No.1093275

>>1093271

>I heard you like commie human rights violations so I put commie human rights violators inside your commie human rights violation so you can violate commie human rights while you commie violate human rights


 No.1093276

*noclips my penis inside of my body*

im a woman now


 No.1093277

man, navigating transition care gatekeeping is more complex and time consuming than making SM64 – Watch for Rolling Rocks – 0.5x A Presses!

[not even the crickets react]


 No.1093278

a gender is a gender, you can't say its only a half


 No.1093279

as it turns out, if you spam the "I'm a woman emote" enough times while facing Southwest you trigger a counter overflow bug that overwrites part of your character data with the most recent log entry and, well,


 No.1093280

>>1093278

you gotta put it in context of the whole course of the run


 No.1093281

File: 8e3c410eca4ac0b⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1000x644, 250:161, 66651946_p0.png)


 No.1093282


 No.1093283

state law says you need a letter of recommendation each from a therapist and a psychiatrist to get an HRT prescription, but that's pretty time consuming, so we're going to cheat a bit and buy the exact same hormones- and a better anti-androgen that was dummied out of the legit game but is still in the executable- on the grey market


 No.1093284

File: 1475f55901af6d5⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Untitled.png)

i like how the artstyle gets goofy sometimes


 No.1093285

John Motherfucking Numbers turns men into trannies


 No.1093286

>>1093284

what show


 No.1093287

what did you lads think of the, dare i say it, epic stevery uni episodeys


 No.1093288

the exploit that lets us skip the Accepting Our Body boss is one of the oldest tricks in the run, but also one of the most important


 No.1093289

>>1093283

das epic


 No.1093290

File: 72523da0d86233c⋯.png (346.54 KB, 647x906, 647:906, 57936585_p52.png)

this is still epic


 No.1093291

>>1093287

not watching


 No.1093292

>tfw you're at the clinic appointment and you try to pull off the input scheme you've practiced a million times on your own but mistime a button press two seconds in and go home without your surgery referral


 No.1093293

>>1093286

Devilman Crybaby


 No.1093294

>>1093287

i dun give a shitty wibby


 No.1093295

oh cool horriblesubs finally got rid of the boruto banner


 No.1093296

my favorite tranny meme is basically every person regretting the full reassignment surgery after they've gone through with it


 No.1093297

>>1093290

would be more epic with spiral eyes


 No.1093298

>>1093287

the hiatuses were so long that i don't even remember where i left off

also my download link that used to have all the new episodes is ded


 No.1093299

File: b03ae945a996be9⋯.gif (66.94 KB, 92x92, 1:1, fade.gif)

why does this work so well

>>1093266

who are you and what do you know


 No.1093300

File: 3432baa6554adfa⋯.png (281.3 KB, 627x906, 209:302, 57936585_p37.png)

>>1093297

spiral eyes machine broke

you get flat lifeless eyes


 No.1093301

>>1093296

>*forced meme

statistics that don't have glaring methodological errors attached or it never happened


 No.1093302

>>1093300

no

bad

dont like


 No.1093303

good taste machine broke


 No.1093304

File: ef051233cde69bf⋯.jpeg (25.33 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 0B12E0D1-8D22-4CA1-AAED-0….jpeg)

File: 141a16138f92aab⋯.png (1.41 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, 771D25E5-5160-4985-A779-9A….png)

File: ac8bb2d8a905f9f⋯.jpeg (107.05 KB, 602x800, 301:400, FC7D6A27-FC95-4CFB-A8B6-1….jpeg)

File: 567372bd9f118a3⋯.jpeg (91.32 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 90CB8C26-9A52-425A-AFDA-1….jpeg)

File: de9e4edadd17173⋯.jpeg (19.15 KB, 220x334, 110:167, 8EBFF246-2FC5-40F1-8F9A-0….jpeg)


 No.1093305

File: 45a654c1526290a⋯.png (424.04 KB, 666x720, 37:40, tumblr_p0yj6ye1JX1rww0upo1….png)


 No.1093306

oh i forgot to crop that

oh well


 No.1093307

>>1093299

... why is this gif easier to keep correct focal distance/binocular convergence on than normal text


 No.1093308

>now everybody knows i follow a 17 year old cosplayer

aaah!


 No.1093309

>>1093305

fuck OFF rape fetishist


 No.1093310

>>1093308

i dont think anyone knew that until you posted this


 No.1093311

File: 6dea8f85ad80d8c⋯.png (466.29 KB, 600x700, 6:7, tumblr_ndaaiqmXmJ1rww0upo1….png)

File: 905b2416c327541⋯.png (546.84 KB, 600x700, 6:7, tumblr_ndaaiqmXmJ1rww0upo2….png)

>>1093309

it's not rape they're dating and it's consensual


 No.1093312

>>1093310

now everybody knows!


 No.1093313

>>1093311

i dont like the implications of dead eyes like that

also is one of them a child


 No.1093314

>>1093312

oh sponge


 No.1093315

i’m now known to be a third the 🅱edophile That sako is! aaah!


 No.1093316

>>1093313

i mean they both are

senpai and kouhai


 No.1093317

sponge arent you barely 20


 No.1093318

File: 796db6c5d696abd⋯.png (433.01 KB, 600x770, 60:77, 45712827_p12.png)


 No.1093319

>>1093317

yeah

which means it’s morally reprehensible and i should be maimed publically for being attracted to sexually mature seventeen year olds


 No.1093320

>>1093287

didn't watch last bomb probably won't watch this one


 No.1093321

>>1093319

i feel like you unironically believe this so im going to call you a retard


 No.1093322


 No.1093323

>>1093304

second pic is

interesting


 No.1093324

>>1093322

democratic socialists of america


 No.1093325

>>1093324

move to venezuela, see how socialism worked out

and don't cite EU countries

you and I both know that america is just as, if not more, corrupt compared to venezuela


 No.1093326

hes revving up....the motor to his helicopter to throw commies out of


 No.1093327

>>1093325

rev im not gonna argue politics with you


 No.1093328

pink diamond's hair looks like yukari's


 No.1093329

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1093330

>>1093328

pink diamond's face looks like rose's face

crewniverse are actively trolling show fans


 No.1093331

>>1093327

please do it


 No.1093333


 No.1093335

>lives in housing subsidized by the state

>uuuuuhhhh socialism is bad

it's rev


 No.1093339

>>1093331

absolutely not




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