No.1124041
the concept of love edition
old: >>1123287
No.1124043
um, actually every month is white history month
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jewish history month when
No.1124046
i'm reading Blame! and i have no clue what the fuck is going on
No.1124047
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
seriously though ollie king has naganuma's best work by far
No.1124049
>>1124020
i feel like this is wew-worthy but i dont want to read all the words
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>>1124047
hot damn that slaps
No.1124052
>>1124051
the maymay doesn't work if there isn't a cheating joke involved
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No.1124054
i still think sonic forces was pretty fun :)
No.1124056
just remembered my graphics card i got a while back came with a copy of destiny 2
do i even want to bother playing it
No.1124057
sonic heroes is the only good sonic game
No.1124058
>>1124056
use it to get onto the bungie forums and have an epic lol at the people who actually bought destiny 2
No.1124059
>>1124057
how long has it been since you actually played it, and did you actually play the entire game?
No.1124061
PLAY-DOH BRAND MODELING COMPOUND
No.1124062
WHERE IS GRISTMASANON
WHERE IS OHIOANON
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>>1124064
cute
i can’t tell who the troll is supposed to be tho
also where’s cartman
No.1124068
>>1124064
im not opening these images but i can tell you theyre fucking trash and you should log off
No.1124069
>>1124067
that's uh tweak and craig i think
you can tell cuz of his hair usually
No.1124070
>>1124067
cartman and kenny are trolls
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No.1124072
it's not really surprising that an entire episode dedicated to taking the piss out of shippers and creek especially did nothing to deter them
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>>1124071
thought you meant ed red n eddy for a second
No.1124075
>>1124074
that's not what he meant?
No.1124076
>>1124074
i do...
wait is eddstuck a different thing
No.1124078
not to get political again but im catchin up on my news
you ever think about how russia successfully influenced a US election and helped elect a leader whose administration is currently fulfilling russian goals
like, they did it
they really won
what a world
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>>1124079
eddsworld
it was a cartoon short web series that was pretty popular ten years ago
No.1124082
Troll Call! JADE WEEK, baby!
Curious about these new signs? These trolls are a lot more cooperative than last week’s, after all. Take the Extended Zodiac Test!
No.1124083
>>1124082
wanshi's symbol is backwards on her gay sweater
No.1124084
>>1124082
I Hate These Bitches I Want Kanaya
No.1124085
>>1124083
they probably made all the sprites right facing
No.1124086
are they going to come up with typing quirks for every single troll
No.1124087
>>1124082
so nepeta but smart and kanaya but less shy?
No.1124088
i hope the first scene of hivestuck is all these trolls except for not vriska and like, 2 others dying
No.1124089
>>1124088
this but with battery lad and his gremlin instead
No.1124090
it will be revealed that they are all troll jewish and it will be referred to has the trollocaust
No.1124092
>>1124086
they're gonna use manatees with balls
No.1124093
hiveswap AU where it has social links and prints money
No.1124094
>>1124085
can’t we have asymmetrical sprites at this point or is that not in the budget they pissed away
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No.1124097
btw ladz
i lost my epic virginity last night
No.1124098
>>1124097
gratz
how was the gurt
No.1124099
>>1124097
good job
did you cry after it?
No.1124100
>>1124093
in shibuya, among a rash of murders and other wierd happenings, a mysterious app appears on the kids phones and when using it, they can summon trolls into the world. a mysterious corporation headed by a shadowy concil is dead set on preventing word of this from spreading, but why
also you can date the trolls and give them chocolate on valentines day
No.1124101
>>1124099
i didn’t! i’m so proud of myself.
i didn’t jizz or anything though
No.1124102
>>1124094
that would be going against the homestuck style™
No.1124103
more like kanaya but prettier looking
No.1124104
>>1124097
didn't u eat texas girl's butt tho
No.1124105
>>1124103
>kanaya but prettier looking
impossible
No.1124107
>>1124104
that’s not losing your virginity, i’ve eaten plenty of asses
No.1124108
So now that you openly admitted to both having sex and not finishing
Was it you the other day on anon talking about, well, that exact same scenario
No.1124109
>>1124108
no, i haven’t posted about it until now
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No.1124111
>sticking your tongue in someone else's butt isn't losing ur virginity
the hell
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>>1124111
do you know how sex works, xlr
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>>1124111
lmao what a virgin loser
No.1124114
>>1124111
xlr..............................
No.1124115
sex is when the penis goes in xlr
No.1124116
>>1124111
....are you serious right now famalam
No.1124117
which of the following would count as lost virginity
>handjob
>blowjob
>some sort of paizuri situation
>hotdogging
>intercrural sex
>penis in butt sex
>penis in vagoo sex
like what is it about insertion that makes it so special?
No.1124118
>>1124117
penis in butt sex and penis in vagoo sex
No.1124119
>>1124111
it isn’t losing your virginity but it is much more epic than sex
No.1124120
i wish i could eat vegetarian redhead ass again
No.1124121
in addition, if virginity is only tied to penetration, can vagina havers take their own virginity?
do dildoes count??????
No.1124122
>>1124121
DO YOU KNOW HOW SEX WORKS XLR
No.1124123
>virgin idiot fucks up and tries to play dumb
No.1124124
i’m still a virgin-at-heart
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No.1124127
>>1124123
i'm going to quintuple down on this.
>>1124122
answer my question!!!!!!!
No.1124128
I'm going to make curry and rice and possibly pork chops for valentine's dinner tonight
No.1124129
is heart penetration a fetish
No.1124130
>>1124111
lol
youre great, dude
dont ever change
No.1124131
>>1124129
like with a penis or just in general?
No.1124132
also spongelord it's your turn
No.1124133
actually let’s adopt xlr’s definition of virginity
because then i lost it at 14 or 15
No.1124134
>>1124128
your valentines dinner
alone
at the pc
looking at pictures of anime girls?
No.1124135
>>1124101
does it count as losing your virginity if you don't climax
did she climax?
No.1124136
>>1124132
i’ll take it at 7:35pm tonight
No.1124137
>>1124135
she said she did twice so i guess i believe her
and i had a condom on so i guess i didn’t really lose my virginity
No.1124138
>>1124134
no, my dinner with my waifu
No.1124139
>>1124137
>and i had a condom
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>>1124137
i think condoms count
No.1124141
quick q:
at what depth of insertion does it count?
does "just the tip" count? if not, can people with micropeens lose their virginity?
No.1124142
i had trouble sleeping because sex triggers me
No.1124143
ive barely skimmed the convo but xlr is right, as always
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>>1124141
probably insertion of as much as they can
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No.1124147
essentially zero android applications let you move htem to the microsd
really fucking helpful when this tablet has fucking
like
8 gb of space internally minus literally 3 gb for the os then all the preinstalled applications i cant get rid of
No.1124148
there are different facets of "virginity", not just one category of it
No.1124149
i would say basic virginity = penis in vagina or ass and oral virginity = fingering or eating out a vagina or ass
No.1124150
sponge lost his oral virginity before but now he lost his actual virginity
No.1124151
>>1124149
>oral virginity
>fingering
>oral
>finger
No.1124152
none of it's real and it doesn't matter
No.1124153
>>1124152
nothing is real! nothing is real! nothing is real!
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>>1124151
okay let's call it tier 1 virginity you little cunt
No.1124156
everything is a concept! you can’t fucking perceive anything without language!
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No.1124158
virgins are a dying breed here in HSG
lol
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No.1124160
>>1124143
you're a moron, as always
No.1124161
losing tier 3 virginity: getting vored
No.1124162
how many virginity tiers are there really
how different is an over the clothes titty touch different to a bare titty touch (BTT for short)
No.1124163
>>1124162
i would count it was tier 1 if you're fondling something in a sexual way
No.1124164
The Four Virgin Heavenly Kings
No.1124165
kissless virgin (tier -1)
No.1124166
If you have to break it up into tiers, you're probably a virgin
It really isn't a hard question: you've either had penetrative intercourse or you haven't
No.1124167
lowest tier virgin is the unholy never-made-eye-contact-with-a-girl virgin
No.1124168
>>1124166
i wouldn't say someone who ate out a girl a virgin tbh
No.1124169
>>1124168
Well take it up with society I guess
Because eating someone out doesn't mean losing your virginity in the eyes of societal notions of sexual activity
No.1124170
cunnilingus not only keeps you a virgin, but it also makes you gay
No.1124171
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>>1124171
This is the hill I die on
Non-penetrative sexual acts do not count as losing your virginity
If you say someone is a virgin that doesn't automatically assume they've never done any sexual act
It simply means they've never had penetrative sex
No.1124173
>>1123955
the handler is a shit who just steals all the credit for the food that the chef makes
>>1123983
aerial or guild
aerial because flying is cool and guild because guild is the one that's not stupid
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No.1124175
being good at meditation > being good at sex
No.1124176
>>1124038
a hat in time looks nice
No.1124177
the venn diagram of 'fun things to do during sex' and 'things that make you not a virgin' is a pair of wideset boobs
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>>1124178
should i put sucking dick if i tried for an hour and then stopped because neither of us were getting anything out of it
No.1124180
>>1124179
>should i put sucking dick if i sucked dick
gee..................
No.1124181
>>1124179
ben...
I would count it
No.1124183
How do you turn the glare from the sun down in overwatch
No.1124184
>>1124178
>I'm the only person in hsg who's fucked bareback
No.1124185
Bustin in a vagine is the greatest
Chad thundercock status
I greatly miss sex
I wish I didn't know how good it feels it makes the absence worse
No.1124186
hsg is too impure
purge when
No.1124187
mini chad is fucking funny
No.1124188
>>1124185
honestly whenever i see porn of a girl getting cummed in it just makes me want to be the girl
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>>1124189
someone posted a gif of roll(?) getting dicked and I was just envious of her d e s u
No.1124191
ben wants to be the little girl
No.1124193
why is it no matter what the game speedruns always have comments complaining about cheating
No.1124195
>>1124193
there are always cheaters
No.1124196
>>1124195
no i mean comments like 'this isnt a real speedrun you used glitches play the game properly'
No.1124197
Lately I've been like 2:1 more interested in 3dpd to 2d
I must find my sunny mild autism gf
No.1124198
>>1124197
you just need better 2D to bring those ratios back into alignment
No.1124199
I think I long for gf after a period of not caring for awhile
Oh well that was a nice 4-5 months
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No.1124202
i weep for those entranced by 3d women and their devil vagina magic
No.1124203
Not to get suicidal-anon thinking bad thoughts again
But mostly I just want someone to hold me at night
No.1124204
I am irresistible to all girls
well, most girls
No.1124206
the villain from kokkoku reminds me of hisoka
No.1124209
>scatter arrow being removed
who the fuck at blizzard actually started making good balance decisions lately
No.1124210
>failed a capture quest because odragon killed my target on her way to her nest
krill meeee
No.1124211
>>1124210
is legi even a girl
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>>1124205
>see this
>this news alert pops up
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>>1124214
what's gross about that??
No.1124216
>>1124215
>the inflatable bat that sits on you
>she
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>>1124216
she's pink, please get yr mind out of the gutter!
No.1124219
>>1124217
unless it's a rathian, black blos, or otherwise stated, then the gender of the monsters generally isn't known
at least, from the ones in world
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No.1124221
this summary of the mtg story from alara to amonkhet uses weird sections
everything post-mending to BFZ is "phase 0" whereas BFZ-Amonkhet is "Phase 1" and then it stops but it calls post amonkhet pase 2
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i wish i was a sexy woman with big titty and big booty and big peepee
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>>1124228
>i wish i was a woman who is a man
um...
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>>1124232
"This video is unavailable"
Gay
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Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>1124232
hooktube is your friend
No.1124242
there's another video that shows a body in a pool of blood
No.1124243
>high schoolers getting shot at
>MUH STREAKS
No.1124244
welcome to the shining technological future of america, here's a livestream of children screaming during a school shooting
No.1124245
what's the highscore on school shooting
No.1124246
>>1124245
virginia tech was like 37 right?
No.1124247
>>1124245
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster
Technically not a school shooting, but a school bombing
The original and best
No.1124248
>>1124246
that epic asian boy...
No.1124249
>>1124232
>pulling up snapchat during a school shooting
why
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>>1124247
underrated attack tbh
No.1124252
*hears gunshots and screaming in the other room*
*pulls up snapchat and records it*
No.1124253
>>1124249
>>1124252
MUH STREEEEEEAKSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.1124254
alternate reality where the propane bombs went off during columbine
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No.1124256
I'd maybe try to discreetly record if possible but fucking like
opening snapchat
taking the snap
writing something on it
sending it to people (most likely other friends in school who are also cowering for their lives)
what the hecky man
No.1124257
No.1124258
they are probably black and used to gunfire and murder occurring near by
No.1124260
would you eat shit if it tastes good
No.1124261
stumped on a sidequest and it's driving me nuts and i don't want to do anything else until i figure out it but i seriously cannot figure out what to do
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>>1124260
yeah bro hit me up with those fecal-oral route diseases
No.1124265
ben........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
No.1124266
would you rather have giant titty and booty or giant peepee and balls
No.1124267
>>1124266
Can I have a giant peepee and regular balls?
No.1124268
>>1124266
can I have neither
No.1124269
>>1124265
gideon/liliana wouldn't be like, a good ship anyway
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No.1124271
although I've got to say I was actually really surprised when they just showed angranth being happy and at home with his kids
the title is "wool over the eyes" or something so I thought it was gonna be a plot twist that Angrath was secretly working for bolas the entire time
but no, everyone gets a happy ending, except maybe the sun emperor
No.1124272
>>1124267
the balls have to be above average but i'll let "only slightly" slide
>>1124268
no
No.1124273
>>1124272
do I stay a dude if I choose giant titty and booty
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>>1124274
i wonder if it'll still be capable of plane-jumping
No.1124277
>>1124275
wow that sounds like shit
I pick dick then
No.1124279
>>1124275
so basically you become a rory drawing
No.1124281
>>1124279
your external appearance is that of a very busty attractive woman, except you keep your dick and balls.
No.1124282
makin buttermilk fried chicken
No.1124283
remember how this used to piss off wes lol
No.1124285
Dominaria has started to recover from the Phyrexian invasion, though it’s left its mark on a lot of places and cultures. At the time the story starts, Dominaria is facing a new threat from the rise of the Cabal, which has been taken over by Belzenlok, and is now spreading across the world.
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>>1124284
MUH STREAAAAAKS!!!!!!!!
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>>1124284
betting on very poor taste irony
also why do all of these kids reach for their phones and start posting on twitter and snapchat and shit wtf
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No.1124290
They hired an actual fiction writer for Dominaria instead of some 2-bit hack they got off of twitter.
Ixalan has been pretty great, all things considered.
No.1124291
>it's the original weatherlight
kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn
No.1124292
>tfw you'll never get to hang out with Gerard and the Weatherlight crew
No.1124293
>>1124291
jarad is arrested and vraska is now (officially?) guild leader
No.1124294
>"make sure you film your school shooting kids, it might end up on the news!"
we're adapting as a culture to the reality of school shootings
No.1124295
how long until gunny's hot take
No.1124296
>>1124295
if i wanted his take i'd watch fox news
No.1124297
it's uhhhh the gun's fault that the guy brought it to school and shot it
No.1124298
guns: the unheard victims of abuse?
No.1124300
we should ban penises 'cus people rape with them
No.1124301
>>1124299
i miss those drapes
No.1124303
oh also wonk that middle one is the blos hammer, since you were asking about using his tail as a weapon
No.1124306
headcanon: hussie made bro abusive to make up for the fact that he's canonically white
No.1124308
when was flash a little girl
No.1124309
>>1124305
Mario Hoops 3 on 3 2 never
No.1124310
>>1124308
thats impulse idiot
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No.1124314
if we make guns illegal then all of these kids who are possessing guns illegally will finally be stopped
No.1124315
No.1124316
its time to get dinner started
No.1124317
is there any art of schoolshooter eri
No.1124321
they're also making chinese planeswalkers specifically to pander to chinese people
No.1124322
>>1124319
douglas looks like a girl
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No.1124325
does china exist in magic the gathering
No.1124326
The Chinese are actually good
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>>1124325
Well there's most certainly a Chinese inspired plane somewhere in the multiverse but I think Kamigawa was Japanese mostly
No.1124331
>>1124325
Tarkir was a handful of east asian cultures.
There was also the 3Kingdoms set back in the day, but that was "in the real world"
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>>1124326
they’d be good if they were all sterilized and/or not allowed to hold any form of public office
No.1124334
Oh wait yeah there's Portal Three Kingdoms but that never got released in NA
(It was made in English and released in Straya and NZ though)
https://mtg.gamepedia.com/Portal_Three_Kingdoms
No.1124336
If they're pandering to the chinese market with this, does that mean that the cards, like china's farmland, will have over 15% lead content?
No.1124337
>>1124326
No, and that's coming from someone who took two semesters of Mandarin cuz I thought I wanted to teach the godless commie youth English
Not even at my chinaboo-iest would I say China is good
No.1124338
>>1124336
we can only hope
No.1124339
*snooty parisian french accent* your exploded quail, sir. *sneers frenchly*
No.1124340
this is the closest that mtg has to china
No.1124341
>>1124331
Jeskai were cool
No.1124342
why come my communist friends don't talk about china
it's always some weird ussr worship
No.1124343
>>1124342
Because the Chinese are utilitarian and dropped communism the second Deng Xiaoping replaced Mao
No.1124344
>>1124341
Jeskai was the blue clan and as such was a bunch of fags.
No.1124346
i hope i get to help breed the new flesh!
No.1124348
should i take my little turn?
No.1124349
>>1124345
>doctoral candidate in feminist studies
>attempting to analyse an ecological event
No.1124350
>>1124347
the only thing that sucks about these tapes is that nobody licenses dolby noise reduction anymore and they only use normal ferritic tape so they all sound like ass for what you're paying for them
No.1124351
>>1124345
this has been a perplexing day on homestuck general
No.1124352
>>1124303
i thought i recognized that design
neato
it really is like a gargoyle tail axe
No.1124353
>>1124319
please let this be a photoshop
No.1124354
>tfw no karkat bf for valentines
No.1124355
it's time to attempt A Quiet Exit again
I've DONE every other mission and side-op now
No.1124356
>>1124345
i wish i could attend
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No.1124358
oh shit Showerhead resigned
wew
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No.1124360
>2018 and i still haven't gotten over my karkat lust
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No.1124362
It's high noon
*shoots all the dildos out of wonk and sponge's hands*
*blows smoke off gun barrel*
No.1124363
>>1124362
mcree is most likely an avid dildo-user
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>>1124361
Zuma
the guy running South Africa into the ground
No.1124365
Quiet runs directly in front of my CGM shot
FUCK I ALMOST HAD THAT TASK
No.1124366
First Mugabe, now him. Resigning like cucks
They don't make 'em like they used to anymore
No.1124367
when are they going to start publicly executing these people.
i want blood. i want to see blood.
No.1124368
cletus do you have a snapchat
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>>1124367
people don't have the balls
No.1124370
i spent this valentines buttvomming
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>white identity extremist
>Nicholas Jesus de la Cruz
(((Semitic laughter)))
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No.1124376
yeah this is something they could have seriously nipped in the bud
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>>1124374
is that seriously his full name
No.1124378
>send several police men to Elliot Rodger's place after making questionable videos on youtube
>do nothing about a kid who posts about killing animals along with his arsenal and bullets for said weapons
le epic america face
No.1124379
well
that is a cool holographic sight
No.1124380
>>1124376
But the second ammendment!
No.1124381
>send several police men to arrest someone for posting wrongthing online
>do nothing about rapes, stabbings, and robberies
le epic EU face
No.1124382
>>1124376
>FUCKING SICK JABRONI ROODY FUCKING POO!!!!!!
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No.1124384
why address any of our increasingly pathological cultural problems when we can just uhhhhhh prop up the gun lobby
No.1124385
*uses a school shooting to advertise my channel*
No.1124386
The kid wasn't allowed on campus, had a history of making threats, and apparently was not allowed to carry a bookbag in the time prior to being expelled due to said threats
This shit is all on the local cops, the school administration, and his parents if you ask me
No.1124387
>>1124386
maybe he shouldn't have had a gun if all of this was known about him
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>>1124387
and how did he get the gun?
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>>1124387
shut up saltlick/wonk/sponge/whoever liberal
No.1124391
>preemptively arrests you for crime you may commit in future
hi its me your friendly well intentioned greater gooding statist :)
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>>1124387
Anon do you really think this Elliot Rodger type bought and obtained all his gear all by himself in like a single year with his allowance
His parents are complicit in a way that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold's parents weren't
No.1124393
>>1124390
>comparing salt and sponge just because they both don't like guns
wew lad
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>>1124393
>i don't like guns
dude i want a gun
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>>1124391
>>preemptively arrests you for crime you may commit in future
you know it's currently illegal to make certain threats, right?
this kind of retarded argument has never made any sense
No.1124396
i'm just a realist about the "1776 will commence again" shit. your bumpstocks aren't going to save you from railguns and direct energy weapons
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>>1124394
well tell that to mr idiot >>1124390
No.1124398
anyway
obviously there was no way this could have been prevented
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>>1124396
>railguns and direct energy weapons
explain who has those in deployment
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>>1124395
Shooting frogs is a threat?
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>>1124396
but SPONGE who would be stupid enough to think that you could beat the BRITISH MILITARY?
You know? The military that was disjoined from its central authority figure and it took sometimes several months to communicate any information whatsoever?
No.1124403
If my kid wanted a rifle? no worries
My kid wants an AR? some worries
My lonely introvert kid with a history of anger issues wants 5+ guns? Many worries
No.1124404
Uhhh the guys with the more expensive equipment always win, right?
>>1124402
The U.S. government would have a harder time locking down the continental USA (not to mention Alaska) now than the Brits had in the Revolutionary War, assuming most of the population revolts against the government
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>>1124405
it's hard to tell with you sometimes
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>>1124402
i'm not saying it isn't worth a shot when shit gets really bad, the outlook is just really grim.
also think about how brainwashed people are into worshiping the military. the PR campaign against sedition would be a stronger weapon than anything else, all they would have to do is call the opposition terrorists.
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>>1124404
>assuming most of the population revolts against the government
here's the thing though
the only people who care about muh guns are the ones who would actively side with the government in the overwhelming majority of cases in which the government would be against the people
if the increasing rate of murder from cops and support of it doesn't make that obvious to you I don't know what will
No.1124410
is it time for you to all fling shit over this again
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>>1124410
Every single time another preventable mass shooting occurs.
So like, every other week, yea.
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>>1124409
>the only people who care about muh guns are the ones who would actively side with the government in the overwhelming majority of cases in which the government would be against the people
Yeah backwoods hicks, usually huge supporters of big government.
>haha all the gun toting rednecks are ebil cryptofacist jingoist bootlickers who will mindlessly attack anything the government calls "terrorist"!!!!
Actually a large portion of the military would likely defect
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>>1124413
>>haha all the gun toting rednecks are ebil cryptofacist jingoist bootlickers who will mindlessly attack anything the government calls "terrorist"!!!!
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea
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>>1124413
cletus dont even bother
responding is literally never worth it
No.1124416
after trump I put literally nothing past them
No.1124418
everyone shut up --
cletus it's your turn
No.1124419
Liberal in a Berkeley coffeeshop
>I know all about what conservatives are like
Conservative in a blue collar bar in Birmingham
>I know all about what liberals are like
No.1124420
sion
>>1124419
you're smarter than you let on and I like that about you
No.1124421
Some of my friends are really bad at recognizing echo chambers
They'll make fun of liberal group think but then blindly accept whatever Breitbart says
And they'll be like yeah but there's a graph from Rassmussen (sp?) and they're legit
It's like yeah Rassmussen did A graph and A study but what was the original data pool, the questions asked to those surveyed verbatim, etc
No.1124422
Like I wanna be a sycophant yes man in some snazzy-dressed authoritarian regime
But I'd like to at least know just what it is im fawning and praising
No.1124423
You guys remember kc green's grave digger comic
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>>1124422
c'mon tumut you know what happens to the ones who want to know things
No.1124425
>>1124423
i'm reading it right now
I actually kind of like it
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No.1124428
When I go to sleep in a bit here I vow to go to Prospit and give dream!XLR an atomic wedgie
No.1124430
phone camera is not a fan of bright things
we're all gonna be daijobu in the end
No.1124431
Smug centrist in hsg
>I know all about what liberals and conservatives are like
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>>1124430
Happy Valentine's day Sako
How was dinner
It's not Japanese curry, but for funsies sometime you should put diced bacon and apples into your curry
My ex's Provo IRA fugitive dad used to make it that way and it has captivated my tastebuds ever since
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>>1124433
im going to try that next time
a lot of recipes ive seen suggest using shredded apple and it sounds good
No.1124435
in this moment, i am content
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>>1124435
in this moment, are you my little boo boo boy
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No.1124438
>Wake up and have to shit REALLY bad.
>Someone is in the bathroom up here.
>Fuck.
>The shit is already here.
>Sprint down the stairs and trip on cat that I didn't notice.
>Land face first on tile floor
>I bit a chunk out of my cheek/lip and shit myself.
Today was rough.
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>>1124438
I wish that actually happened to you
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>>1124443
why is he interrogating sans
No.1124445
crank up them undertale references brah!
No.1124446
These ice skating dudes put their hands all over their partners poons when they left them up, is this rape???
No.1124447
m-masculine toned korean figure skater pussy..........................
No.1124448
I want a routine set to some fuckin Norwegian death metal music.
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>>1124448
Uhhhhh excuse me sweaty
Death metal's origins largely stem from the U.S.
The Norwegian heavy metal community initially looked down at the American metal scene
Swedes however adopted death metal early, with Gothenburg becoming a regional hub for a more melodic form of the genre
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No.1124451
where does skate rape rank on the hierarchy
i'm thinking more rapey than fartrape but less rapey than manspreading
No.1124452
If death metal has a "home" like Norway with black metal and Finland for folk metal, then it would actually be Florida
No.1124453
MY SWORD CUTS THROUGH CLOTH AND SKIN LIKE A HOT KNIFE CUTS THROUGH SNOW
*Synchronized triple salchow followed by a toe lasso*
I SMILE AS THE BASTARD SCREAMS, WHEN I TWIST MY SWORD
*Light golf clapping.*
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>>1124450
imagine
bouncing a coin off the upper inside corner of a thigh and it shoots through the ceiling
No.1124456
>get challenge task that's only supposed to proc when you complete the MISSION task
>mission task isn't listed as complete
FUCKING WHAT
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>>1124454
Get with the times elderly horse
Now the scene is split fiddy fiddy between Uppsala black metal and Savannah/Atlanta sludge
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No.1124460
Making millions of subgenres of music and then being picky and elitist about the exact subgenres you listen to is epic
No.1124462
>>1124460
Metal is the realm of infinite subgenres and I like the vast majority of them
But fuck power metal
No.1124463
the only good metal is nu metal :)
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>>1124461
nice
>>1124462
Fiddler on the green is a good song and I think that they're power metal, right?
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Isn't power metal basically the only metal where the people sing in a way that you can easily understand them.
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>>1124455
And then your dick shoots through the ceiling, right my man?
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>>1124468
my penis ascends into the BEEG penis
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>>1124467
Hell no, "clean" lyrics are the norm in several styles
Doom metal for example
Dragonforce is power metal and power metal is gay baby bullshit for shitheels
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No.1124473
Vaporwave remixes of Zelda songs are the best genre, hands down.
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No.1124476
the best and only good subgenre of metal is metal covers of videogame music
ditto jazz
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>>1124474
>when she buys YOU things for valentines
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>>1124476
its actually the worst kind of metal because it's all fucking boring and nobody can actually make decent arrangements
No.1124479
metal covers of video game music are electro-swing tier garbage
No.1124480
stop posting the ugly cartoon girl
No.1124481
>thread about first animated character you ever got a boner over
>some anon posts old stuff, people ask how old he is
>58
And that's when I realized that I will never escape the need to shitpost
No.1124482
>>1124479
have you thought that maybe, sometimes electro swing is ok
No.1124483
if i can figure out how to get this job at the grocery store the first thing im going to buy is a yukari daki cover
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>>1124483
stop posting the ugly cartoon girl
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>>1124481
tfw you realize shitposting is a real, genuine passion
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>>1124482
electroswing likers dont interact with me
No.1124488
bitch. stop posting the ugly cartoon girl.
No.1124489
sako you realize you wont care about yukari amimiya in 5 years right
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No.1124491
catch me in 5 years with thousands of dollars in yukari and girls und panzer merch and a fort made of dakimakura pillows, sans covers
No.1124492
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1124484
Tex Avery's little red riding hood which came out in the mid 40s I believe
No.1124493
Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.
No.1124494
i will go to my grave buried with a yukari dakimakura i purchase specifically to keep it pristine until the day i die
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>>1124474
>another day to validate women or other partners with consumer goods
this but unironically
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>>1124483
what happened with the library
No.1124497
he's too fat and smelly to get a job
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>>1124496
a lot of people applied and i still haven't gotten a call back
prospects are not good
No.1124499
Socks is the funniest poster here
No.1124500
I mean, not on purpose, but he is still the funniest.
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>>1124500
why you gotta do me dirty like this man
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No.1124507
It seems weird to me seeing older people really freaking out every time a school shooting happens, like it really gets to them.
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>>1124506
there is no ethical consumption
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>>1124507
i've got a friend who pretends to be deeply affected and scared for their own safety after every shooting/attack and it annoys the shit out of me
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>>1124507
they remember... when it wasn't normal.................................... ......................................................
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..............................................
No.1124513
>Local council member posts "Share if you think Trump should ban Islam from American schools".
>Everyone freaks out, it gets on the news.
>Deletes the post andakes an appology post where he says he feels attacked for being unfairly portrayed as anti-muslim because the post was meant to show that Christians also face discrimination.
Um????
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>>1124513
hes exposing the hypocrisy of liberals who would be mad about that but defended obama when he banned christianity from american schools
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No.1124518
more like obongo am i right
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>>1124507
They're a weak and decadent generation
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>>1124516
I am fairly certain that that never happened.
No.1124521
am i right
am i right about obongo
No.1124522
barack pussystank obamba....XDXD^XD^D
No.1124524
Someone please tell me if he is right about obongo???
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>>1124523
If I could post images to 8ch from my phone's browser you would currently be looking at a picture of Wakka from ffx making a face of contempt/disgust
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No.1124529
this was the first time i marinated my chicken in buttermilk before frying it, and man it was epicly good
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>>1124531
>>1124531
Yeah, but not from the hd remaster, and more zoomed in.
No.1124535
What game has the best looking he remaster?
No.1124537
real talk
if monhun XX got released on the switch in the west i'd probably buy a switch
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>>1124535
probably final fantasy 12 since it already looked fucking gorgeous and they didn't fuck it up
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>>1124536
I don't know, it just doesn't get the message across as well when it's not slightly blurry.
I'll just send it to my email and post it from my computer after I finish watching this Zelda lore series.
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>>1124535
does black mesa count?
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>>1124543
he's right, it really does have more oomph like this
No.1124546
they replaced bulmas dead voice actress with sailor mercury
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No.1124549
wwhen is bulmas original english vva comin back
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>>1124545
my computer just absolutely shit the bed trying to apply this next filter to that image
>>1124549
she's dead
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>>1124546
oh man i've got a friend who has the hots for both of those characters i wonder how he'll feel about this
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>>1124539
FF12 looked fuckin ridiculous for a ps2 game. Felt like playing a game that shouldn't have been possible until the next generation consoles.
I'm still pissed that the steam version of 9 didn't uncompress the backgrounds because that shit is fuckin gorgeous too.
https://m.imgur.com/X2R78OO
No.1124553
i think i'm finally over my dead ex gf like completely
who needs that dead bitch!
No.1124554
if i were hypothetcially to make chili out of this ground beef, onions, bell peppers, corn, and carrots i guess
what seasonings should i put in
assuming i dont think the store has chili powder mixes
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>>1124550
When is she coming back from the dead?
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>>1124550
tiffany vollmer is not dead
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>>1124557
she's not doing bulma's voice
so she might as well be
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>>1124554
If they don't have pre mixed chili seasoning use regular chili powder, garlic, onion powder, paprika, cumin, and cayenne pepper
No.1124561
Also, don't put carrots in chili, wtf.
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>>1124554
chili's not chili without cumin
aside from that, garlic powder, paprika, and some cayenne pepper powder is what i usually go with
No.1124563
i need to learn how to become a spice god. i'm just a basic bitch cook right now.
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>>1124562
>>1124560
ok thanks
>>1124561
i mean
she dont like beans so i cant put no beans in, as sad as that is to say
>>1124563
im a level below basic
i dont know what goes with what at all
No.1124565
chili without cumin is bad spaghetti sauce
No.1124566
>be american
>get shot
>snapchat it
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No.1124568
i like how none of the db super spoilers ever mention frieza
hes just hiding wtf
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>>1124564
Texas chili never has beans in it.
Texas chili is fucking stupid.
>>1124565
Literally unironically yeah
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>>1124571
>1
>3
>2
who fucking wrote this
No.1124573
chili is just like
whatever u wanna add to it, basically
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>>1124573
Except carrots.
Toss that shit and throw in some black olives.
No.1124577
*adds mayonnaise to chili*
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>>1124576
i dont like olives
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>>1124576
granted, carrots shouldn't be in chili, but what the fuck man that's even worse
No.1124580
*adds gamer girl pee to chili*
No.1124581
olives in chili sounds pretty decent to me
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>>1124581
seems like an okay substitute
you could certainly be doing a lot worse
No.1124584
Best possible chili
Seasonings I mentioned earlier.
Beef (chicken is sometimes acceptable), beans, steamed tomatoes, some corn, and black olives. You can top with any combination of cheese, sour cream, and Frito chips.
No.1124585
not a big fan of corn in chili. i don't feel like it really adds much to it.
No.1124586
http://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=Winged%20Cloud
thjeres a point where they need to stop and this is far past it
No.1124587
>non-texans telling me what to put in chili
O I am laffin
No.1124588
also i dont think i want to do chili
its just fuckin like
time and effort and shit
ill figure somehtn else out for htis ground beef
No.1124589
8put le Tide PODS® in chil*
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>>1124587
horses donteven eat chili you fag
No.1124591
what if le
cook ground beef and pasta in pot
drain both
put in pan
put cheese on top
add some cream
mix a bit as the cheese melts
like a hamburgers helpers
No.1124592
not cook ground beef and pasta togther i mean
them separate
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>>1124591
salt, pepper, now you're cookin
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No.1124595
my strat: beef (never chicken), beans, more beans, a lot of fucking beans, stewed tomatoes, sweated onions, jalapeno, and a lil bit of mushroom
No.1124596
why the fuck am i not asleeEp
No.1124597
the best cooking is when you don't really know what you're doing and you just throw stuff together and it works
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No.1124599
do u knoe de way to de tide pod xd
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tide pod challenge 2: insert tide pod into anus
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>>1124587
i'll stick my dick in your stupid texan equine chili-eating ass
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No.1124607
now this is tide pod racing xD
No.1124608
i have never in my life heard of anyone putting olives in chili, you stupid horse
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>>1124585
I usually add only half a can. I don't like a lot of corn in it, just enough to give it some texture.
>>1124590
You idiot. You buffoon. You, the most base of all thinking men. Never again let your words reach the ears of another, for it would be a great misdeed.
No.1124610
i really wanna play ffx but my autism makes me have to start at ffvi and play every game in order and build up to it
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>>1124608
It's super fuckin common you retarded. Have you ever even been to a chili cook off?
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hot take:
olives
belong in the garbage
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>>1124611
i go to every chili cook off and the only thing there's less of there than olives is stupid goddamn horses
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>>1124612
but what if i am one of those weird people that actually likes 8
i honestly suspect that i might be
No.1124617
where can i buy bone broth from
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>>1124615
I bet you live in fuckin California or Oregon or some stupid shit. Who the fuck has ever heard of a chili cook off with no horses in attendance.
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olives are good but chili is for like dried anchos and shit
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>>1124614
>>1124616
I mean feel free to play what is probably the second worst game in the series.
It's still not a bad game.
No.1124622
*moseys into chili cook off*
*unmounts horse*
*ties reigns to nearby post*
i reckin im mighty famished for some real good chili
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>>1124622
Howdy pardner and gas the Jews and have some darn tootin chili
No.1124624
Literally though, I think I've been to two chili cook off without horses.
I've also won a chili cook off once or twice.
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>>1124624
come cook us chili
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>>1124621
which do you consider the worst
No.1124627
so horsie is cookin chili for the hsg meetup right
No.1124628
*chewwin tide pods* i knoww de wwae to my spaghet *wwalks into suicide forest*
No.1124629
i almost kind of wish we lived in a world where a hsg meetup could actually happen and actually be enjoyable and not an incredibly awkward trainwreck
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>>1124626
I might say I because the leveling system is a huge pain, but I remember it having a particularly nice setting and story so that probably gets it some bonus points. I guess 11 or more likely 14 before a realm reborn. I've never played either of those, but I understand they kinda sucked.
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>>1124630
11 before they made it easy to do content by yourself was fine, it encouraged you to play mmos as intended
i bought the original 14 and there was no excuse for that shit, garbage in every single way
surprised they managed to turn it around even though its a different kind of bad now
No.1124635
It would be a bunch of people sitting in separate corners of the room shitposting on have from their phone while one or two people try to socialize and sponge does bath salts or something.
Maybe if it was Glory days have it would be vaguely not awful.
No.1124636
dancin' in my jammies
cuz i beat final fantasy
No.1124637
hsg meetup at: sponge's opium den
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>>1124629
i’d go to it and start chimping out
No.1124639
Was the Fierce Deity supposed to be alternate universe link?
No.1124640
>>1124639
nah it's a god possessing him
No.1124642
i would hang out with most hsg people irl
i want to take rev to a fancy restaurant and blow his mind
No.1124643
>>1124642
You know he'll just order from the kid's menu.
But who can blame him, which of us would pass up on 5* chicken strips?
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>>1124644
When will tails get his extremely widespread and normie friendly meme?
No.1124646
a fast food chain called cucky’s
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>>1124642
am i the only person close enough to actually make that happen
No.1124652
>they’re buffing mei
das epic
No.1124654
This isn't normie friendly at all.
No.1124656
>twitch channel that shows non stop old gameshows
lets
GO
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>>1124656
whats the lineup
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>>1124653
>>1124655
post multiple pages at once or dont post it at all
No.1124660
>trying to S-rank this mission
>sneaking past soldiers
>100 m away from a guard, he stuns me with a shotgun
HOW THE FUCK
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>>1124659
no grant it’s epic this way
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>>1124661
damn i didnt expect that old
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which homestuck characters would work best with two babies on fox
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hey why the fuck did that just happen
No.1124679
i'm enjoying the gameshow channel...
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>me downloading more minecraft mods
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so many flags
but... don't want to flagfag...
No.1124691
>2.5 Million Dollars 1 Hussie
No.1124692
it's a tough pill to swallow
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where’s xlr he would love this
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you look at that comic and you tell me there's a loving god
No.1124697
is there a reason this isn't being deleted
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>>1124697
um yeah it’s epic...
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>>1124697
there are no loving mods either
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>>1124697
its pedo and grant and ben love pedos
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No.1124702
i want to say im surprised sponge is a weird sex pervert that jerks off to sonic toddlercon but im not sure i can
No.1124703
especially the "weird sex pervert" part because that's been apparent for literally years
No.1124705
@sako
look in a mirror fag...
No.1124706
suddenly i’m a sex pervert just because i have a great appreciation for art
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>>1124705
look down the barrel of a loaded gun and pull the trigger
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>>1124697
i mean
to me its the same shit as half the shit other ppl here post
No.1124710
if youve been online for moer than like, a month
uve seen far worse
No.1124711
>put a picture of loli porn and a picture of eridan in front of grant
>tell him to spot the difference
>watch him be incapacitated for months because it looks the same to him
>hsg becomes a anarchist hellscape
youre welcome
No.1124713
im having a severe crisis of faith over holo vs yukari
spice and wolf is such an important piece of fiction to me because ive been reading it for almost 7 years now, but i love yukari to death and her autism is relatable
No.1124714
its literally just drawings
why be upset
No.1124715
being an anime girl must be exhausting since you're dating several hundred men at the same time
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>>1124714
because i love these drawings.
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>>1124714
they have no understanding of the fine arts
No.1124720
that comic is a window into western culture
No.1124723
i LOVE these drawings grant
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>>1124722
that’s actually pretty cute
No.1124725
holo is in a committed relationship, married to a man, and has a child
i think it should be easy to choose which one to waifu
No.1124726
yukari 4eva!!1!!11
*2 HOURS LATER*
im having a severe crisis of faith over holo vs yukari...
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>>1124726
to be fair his initial statement of love for yukari was like, at least a few months ago
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>>1124726
itll pass
i think im confusing "I really like this character and book series with "I love this character romantically"
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>>1124729
honestly even at my most pathetic and mentally ill i’m not sure i sound this sad
No.1124731
Self Awareness: Initializing...
No.1124732
he bombards himself with anime girls and doesnt interact with society as much as he should what do you want from him
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>>1124732
i want to read his epic posts and make him throw epic e-tantrums
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>>1124730
i unironically think that true devotion to a waifu is one of the less pathetic things
i don't really think you sound pathetic most of the time but you get really dumb sometimes, which i think is worse than professing love for an anime character
No.1124735
Yukari is more relatable than a harvest god anyway
i love spice and wolf because ive been reading it since i was 12, i have very special feelings for it
No.1124736
>>1124734
>sako
>true devotion
lol
No.1124737
its not true devotion if you jerk it to other anime girls
No.1124738
>>1124734
i think you’re just prejudiced towards those of my faith. also
>i unironically think that true devotion to a waifu is one of the less pathetic things
enormous jej
No.1124739
>>1124736
i didn't say that sako himself expresses the ideal, just that the ideal exists
No.1124741
do you really think that obsessing over a trans musician is any better than sako's waifu
do you
No.1124742
ive seen the error of my ways when it comes to having other waifus
i used to spurr those who said "more than one waifu will ruin your laifu" but now I understand
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No.1124745
>>1124741
i think it is significantly more epic
No.1124746
>>1124741
>is homosexuality any better than pedophilia
No.1124747
>>1124744
hey rev how would you like to be my little slave? :)
No.1124748
I saw a big ugly tranny at work today
my boss and the other employees all laughed about it after he left lol
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No.1124751
>>1124749
he had stubble and a square jaw, I think even you would have been grossed out
No.1124752
>roll
i'm not a lolicon, but...
No.1124753
>>1124751
oh, yeah, probably. i don’t even like to have stubble on le me
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