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have i told you that i love chara recently



loli chara?


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that didn't stop being a thing


i still do not understand or really care to understand the whole thing with chara and frisk

i asked someone once and they got really mad at me for "being ignorant and not trying to understand the lore" and that killed it for me



is that brigitte ad "real" or did someone make it as a shitpost


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it’s an actual ad


My 4/13 video is done but i happen to have the lamest toaster and internet connection now so its gotta take some hours even if its just a few minutes long



chara died a long time ago and somehow chara's ghost/presence/whatever followed frisk and then possesses them during genocide


Is there a family guy of anime?



what's the appeal


aw jeez lois this is worse than that isekai where i was glitched and stuck at level 0!


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yo 1980 dolly parton’s tits are incredible


actually is there an isekai where the hero is stuck at level 0 and has to defeat all the baddies through guile and wit

did i just come up with the next hit anime



what do you mean by guile and wit, because maybe



that middle rev is the one i always think of

i think the closer he looks to a hobo the better he fits with my mental image



loli tiddie xd



basically cheating because he has no way to beat them fairly

like tricking them into beating themselves or something


stuck at level: loli!? ¿nani? sugoi desu! mein kokoro le doki doki!



it sounds good on paper but the mc would probably find some fucking loophole like op equipment or broken skills and beat his opponents with raw numbers like every other ahitty isekai


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you enter a dark alley and see this

what do you do?


lol hail eris?

more like er hail lolis


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current mood


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now i have to move there



lads why the fuck does divine gate get all the good collabs when we get dragon ball five times and 90s shonens




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the pizza delivery driver was a milf



they're fucking live, lads


you will click.



did she have big milky titties?



I will not




devi girlsrituals and rook


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where does homosexuality come from? space?


you shall not click



fuck you nigga


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fucking faggot


more like thots and gayers LOL



oh i'm sure you're bringing some real epic to the table bitch nigga


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i can't believe they put trogdor in yugioh



i'm not bringing faggotry



oh you might want to double check yourself on that one baby


ugggghhhh they just pulled the lamest twist in 5Ds and it has kinda killed everything i liked about the show

they better have a good fucking explanation for this



i see proof i am not a faggot everyday when i don't get boners to the faggot porn you freaks post here daily




you're posting in faggot territory you silly little cunt



the world is faggot territory, i don't get a choice



you better get used to it boo boo


i’m going to smoke epic weed



nah they actually did it kinda okay

the result is still dumb though



i am, are you retarded?


why are fags so stupid


no matter how used to faggots i get i'll still call them fucking faggots

get used to that, faggot


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i made an audible "oof" when i saw this


I smoked weed and ate dominos, and the driver was some 45-50 year old blonde chick



what happened




cool character suddenly turned heel and his personality did a 180 and he got really fucking buff when he unveiled his dark powers

the explanation for why he suddenly turned heel was decent but he still turned into a buff mad with power dickhead



*activates beast mode*







you seem really mad dude


really upset to be living on Planet Fag




le me? i'm not mad. i'm high on weed.


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don't click



is that the new starfire

i almost feel bad for those people



i like the neon pink crack rocks she's surrounded by



what doy ou mean..."those people".....


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the actors in the movie

they didn't deserve this, probably



really wish i could see all of what was written on her collar there


i wish i could go the rest of my life without ever eating deli meat again



you what


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i think roleplaying as grimace on the mcdonalds wiki has to be some kind of low point for humanity



i like deli meats a lot but the concept is really gross to me


i smoked weed btw


i really want salami now


i love gabagool (capicola)


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i used to work in a deli and handling those big slabs of meat was fuckin nasty and they all smelled bad


i lobe gabagool :DDDDDDDDDDD


im not properly emotionally prepared for tomorrow to be 4/13


i need to set up the ps3 hack thing

i wish rev was here to help


there was this really cheap turkey that was really slimy and i always assumed its what a bloated dead body felt like


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if only rev were here

then hsg would be fixed



this but without a single shred of irony in my mindscape



oh right that's today

happy memorial to one of the biggest downslides in quality of the century




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remember to leave some chalk and vriska out tonight for terezi pyrope


rev's departure did seem to coincide with hsg falling in the toilet for a bit



literaslly not a coincidence


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jim how do you feel about this boy


he's is the great muting force

the calming wave of bewildered silence that keeps this place from igniting

and he's gone



that's a big mcfucking boy


what are you doing this 4/13 hsg


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>20 years old



his brain puts out special REVWAVES that subdue all of our violent and vitriolic tendencies



im going to be spending my birthday getting mad at fatshark support because the latest patch for vermintide 2 broke the game for me



my taxes



playing ARMS because there's a party jack


i think rev somehow sacrificed himself in order to somehow get rid of saltlick and pubes



gotta go see a lady about a thing

maybe ill get a phone plan too, depends on the places hours and if we want to

cookin lunch, walkin dog, usual stuff like that



revwaves cancel out eggvibes




don't put that evil on this place






i cant delete the thread to rename it, lets see how far

it fucks up


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goo night hsg


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honestly kinda like the homestuck version of megalovania better even though i know it is probably objectively inferior to undertale's



i don't know how you would classify music but I do think that undertale megalovania does better highs/lows

i can't really remember all that many good meeting points between song and flash outside of tavros getting stabbed


the homestuck one feels more raw but i think that really just means the mixing is more shit


extremely hot take: constant reuse of leitmotifs is actually just lazy


toby you lazy millionarie


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its my birthday

im going to jerk off


uhhhh he's rich so that means everything he does is good






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sudden concern that the introduction of a lot more younger characters means they're going to try to be lowering the target age demographic and it'll get stupid



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race queen aki and cheer leader ruka.........


i thought ygo was a card game



the loafs of turkey are especially nasty



actually it's about racing motorcycles in a cyberpunk dystopia and fighting for freedom and then a government conspiracy involving mesopotamian death gods


>there are ppl who think diet sodas taste basically the same as normal






some people have way less tastebuds than others

pity them


all soda is for morons and retards anyways


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soda tastes like poop shit and the only reason to drink it is cause its carbonated


the only good soda is dr. pepper

sprite is, like, okay

everything else is actual garbage




mountain dew is epic



i do nigga



cold drink power levels:

soda < milk < juice < water < carbonated water < kefir


>vita game i wanna try isn't on pkgi

every time.........



what about tea and coffee and combucha



>milk bellow juice

that's some high quality bait there


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cold tea and coffee and just below water

combucha is fermented piss tier



happy birthday



carbonated water is bad for ur teeth



delet this


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the best drink is coconut water

coconut water w pineapple if ur feeling sexy



what if im feeling nasty???


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just found out this chick is supposed to be 16 years old



vodka in rootbeer



mixing soda and alcohol



juice & milk


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this gives me flashbacks to dead rising




thanks man


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>trying to set up ps3 exploit

>keep getting exploit installation failed

aahhhh!!!!!!!!!! wheres rev whjen u need him



thought i downloaded the wrong fileset for it

still doesnt work



im incredibly hungry

and this ps3 is taking actually literally forever to delete this game


good burg


happy 413 fellas


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oh hey i just bought some and thats what im taking to work today



as much as I'd like Rev to get a job and not be a human raccoon anymore, his 24hr presence is a necessity


happy birthday

happy 413 dickfagdeluxes


if you show some futa pics to a mirror three times in a row rev appears and makes you deaf


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itd be really cool if steam would load so i could play viddy games on my birthday



*calls youth protection services*


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use breast milk in one of the dishes




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funko's still missin



happy bday


rev is missing 4/13...



only one more year until i can drink all the alcohol i could ever desire


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is she about to get vored


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when will they learn....



I didn't even notice that at first.


incredibles 2 looks kinda not great


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everyone thought he was data

but he was captain america all along


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caught up on sword dad

need other wn to read now



>He said on twitter that he's taking posting down to ban all mobile networks

if only


i got no idea what to do with these pirated ps3 games

i gotta figure out how to make htem into the pkgs


looks like next thing i read might be "I Reincarnated as a Noble Girl Villainess But Why Did It Turn Out This Way?" or "The Reincarnated Vampire Wants an Afternoon Nap"


wait nevermind fuck that isekai shokudou actually started getting translated i should read that instead i liked that anime


I got my 2nd hard drive set up

I fixed Vermintide 2

DnD is tonight

Its my birthday

its nice and sunny out but also cool and pleasant

im gonna ride my bike at least 4 miles today

feels good, feels organic


I miss Tanya the evil

Just a little



isn't jew press doing it



Let me rephrase that, I miss watching Tanya


i had a dream i went to college with this cute boy and i finally got the nerve to ask him to go to something and hold his hand and while we were walking he started telling me about his hallucinations and that he needed to kill the angels before they kill him

he ended up going on a killing spree u__u


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we monkeynoising early today, boys


dog pissed on couch


commence operation snicker snack




*wwanders the wwastes*


wwarhammer vvermintide twwo


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remember homestuck


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Happy homestuck the 13th


these poor kids that cant get Dave's hair right



I want Joey's game to be an asymmetrical slasher!



i want halloween 3 with joey on the broadcast


fugfugfug my ghost twitter got a follower

and it's a neoclassic grecoroman statue avatar guy. i dug too greedily and too deep into faceberg's timeline. time to delete and restart...


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>homestuck au where it starts 10 years later and pesterchum is modelled off of discord

>karkat’s memos are actually @everyone tags in new channels

this feels cursed in a way





rev would be joey's first victim because he wouldn't be able to hear the ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ahs the joke is THAT HE IS FUCKING DEAF REV CAN'T HEAR


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this is really bad lol

i know someone's already pointed this out but this is the first time ive actually gone to the page and seen it myself



damn lad that's slapdash


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anyone got alterniabound? my d drive died


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damn lad even the screenshots are compressed

this is garbage


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what should i make for lunch


uhh happy 413 i guess lol homestuck is for "archival readers"



tomato soup +ruffle chips





rat poison




put it can't be MSPA without teh gifs




salad with rat poison



i can do this



hahaha oh my fucking god


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wwhens cuckchan comin back

/tv/ froze at such a shit front page



can i ask you to delete this post

for me



that's fair



worse than all the ifunny posts put together



whats this from

also what was the deleted post


WWhat’s good 😜 u slutty homestuck trash 👅🏠413🏠 is glubbin here and u know w)(at that means!! ♥ HOME-SUCC season has arrived ♋ :33 get your shipping wall ready!! ♈ pop ur quivering nook ♎ 4ND PR3P4R3 FOR 4 DOUBL3 MOB1US R34CH4ROUND! 🍆🍑 IF U WANT TO GET RAWED 👉👌 Till Grist Pours Out 🍊 ThIs 413 🎁 SeNd tHiS To 15 Of yOuR HoMoSuCk pAlS! 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur a lonely seadwweller!♣♠ if u get 5 back 😌 ur a 8ad 8itch! ♦♦if u get 10 back 😘 ur a poppiin hot playa twofold! 🔥🙌 SHARE in 413 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 this 413!!



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i do NOT like thick tall nepeta


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nopan catgirl style!



i do NOT like tall lanky stupid generic tsundere highschool nekomusume


loli nepeta


what was with the obsessive clinging to gifs in homestuck anyway

it can't be a filesize consideration, i'm pretty sure a lot of panels would've been smaller as .pngs



yeah low in the rankings for her



limited color palettes are cool



you can do limited palettes with any filetype..........



congratulations you dithered yourself



low test soylent libbycuck...





the dithering is the best part!


nepeta manko


>drop my watch while putting it on

>pick it up

>the hand are popped off

well shit


loli manko loli manko loli manko

i want nepeta's loli manko


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evil, uncurable curse contained within



nepper nipper



it's neppers!



>what if Uncharted somehow put all the violence in context?

what did he mean by this



what if Drake had a reason to kill all those people


what if games went against their design documents

what if zelda went against the whole point of player agency in story

what if the last of us was actually about really highly skilled fighters and not normal people

there's no context to the violence in uncharted because you're not actually the good guy

what if you fucking got good?


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they're bad treasure pirates



he kills so many people



nepeta nyanko


oh fuck it's homestuck day



drake is not a good person



all bad


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>COMIC LO 2018-05



no it's Jason day


>sakos birthday is on 4/13 and friday the 13th



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the nudestucks are at it again!



i love when my birthday is on friday the 13th



what are they doing now i dont want to look


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id still unload in all of nekumusume's holes


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oh jesus I'm dying

it's been a long time since I felt this sick



im stealing your life force

my birthday gives me power and you are a blood sacrifice


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this would be a high level shitpost if posted in the general


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nhoooo i don't want to be a mama!!


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god damn you




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t-the beta??


‘Homestuck’ Creator Andrew Hussie on the Legacy and Future of His Epic Webcomic



i dont know what this means but i dont like it



fake news



>google this

>its a real title



its porn



"messy neppy" sounds really like the kind of contentnt i do not want to know the contnent of


i assume print really fucks up the comic timing of the intermission and reading the command before seeing the impact


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loli mango


how is a book supposed to do doc scratch's text






it includes a special highlighter



what about the alt text where you put your mouse over an image



its not gay if you white out the dick


imagine the meenahbound section in book form




they just include loose scraps of paper on those pages with the text

if you ever drop the book open faced then it become unreadable forever



shut the fuck up jade


*distant futureperson in year 2050 closes last page of the final gigantic homestuck tome*

so wait what happened to lord english


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Hussdrones swarm the room and execute every person who was present to hear the question


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post the doll one



as a drone puts its lasersights on his head and prepares the killshot, it says in a microsoft sam voice:

"uhhhhh the ending is for future archival readers not you please buy my next epilogue coming soon"


i didnt actually read that interview but did it mention the epilogue anywhere



the epilgoue was a disdaction xD


now you remember the snapchat story was so shitty they abandoned it


sako how was your cake


remember the exclusive to print paradox space comic, and how bad that also was


did any a youse guys ever attempt the hiveswap general on /vg/



my parents aren't home yet, we're gonna have chili for din tonight and they're bringing a cake home



that got attempted when hiveswap released

lasted like, two days


sako fagnig



that's not very japanese



im not japanese



one day you might be




>PoM posting

by the everloving fuggy mcwuggy i missed it



More like




He's come to his senses.


we need to bring pom back into the fold



shut your fucking mouth



this unironically





wes reenable anon asks



shut the fuck up wes



We could start posting pee pics and posting alex Jones ramblings with homestuck terms in them instead


wes set your ps4 setting for 'Who Can See What I'm Playing' back to 'Everyone'


File: 98e72f95c2af08b⋯.jpg (120.34 KB, 851x493, 851:493, yes.jpg)



no, that wouldn't be enough

we need truly supreme bait

and so to bring back pom, we must first bring back angel


calzone with kebab this sunday lads

the wait is killing me


should i change my steam name to messy neppy



just give him grant's new address



i've been feeling sick too

is this your fault


*places giant dildo under box&string trap and waits in a bush*

it's just a matter of time before angel is back with HSG......



HSG is just a front for me to sacrifice everyone and gain eternal life



File: 152fc3229d6c62d⋯.png (234.72 KB, 380x380, 1:1, 1493727314999.png)




alright alright, fine...

*replaces dildo with even larger dildo*



File: de40b7d0e5f88f4⋯.png (43.6 KB, 487x225, 487:225, moge this.png)


that's it, pal

welcome to paintown

populace: you



woah! no need to get violent, i can take a hint

*replaces dildo with comically large dildo*




im gonna need a bigger box lads


I can't believe Sakos birthday is 4/13

Is that why he's cursed


File: 85788eda1238514⋯.swf (9.96 MB, movingstories.swf)


feelio when can't play swfs anymore


*converts hij.swf to html5*



what is this



is there homestuck anything



there was an article i didnt read



‘Homestuck’ Creator Andrew Hussie on the Legacy and Future of His Epic Webcomic




goodnight homestuck...


oh so what's this article everyone's talking abo


what the fuck


poor sako, no wonder he's like this




you choose what to pack


i think i'm actually at the point where jacking off so much is affecting me



stop jerking off


isnt newsweek like, a real website



always trust trump


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my birthday is going great

im gonna go ride 4 miles on my bike




yes that is what i'm doing

i just need emotional support from you guys



not erven a week ago they put out an article basically about far left retards saying crusader kings 2 was pandering to the alt right because they used deus vult in a tweet



we can post scat and we can post loli



if i can do it you can do it



jerk off but in moderation



what color

better not be red



stop jerking off or i'll kill you




alright its slightly less real than i was expecting






thank guys it means a lot



pre-prerelease is starting


au where homestucks readership stayed small and hussie never stopped taking suggested commands and names


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you fucking hwat


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*in totally not lizard person voice* yeah can I get a sarney


doesnt sarnie just mean sandwich

also who spells it like that


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always heard mischief night

I thought it was "officially" Hallows Eve but that might not be real


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i feel like i'm being punked

nice mgs4 reference though



halloween is a casual version of all hallows eve


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Nuke Michigan


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ok i did it












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Isn't it spelled "gyro"?!






they also put "poor boy" instead of po' boy

i am kind of questioning the validity of all of this


Damn New Orleans people talk weird huh

Ben post yours



saying po' boy feels problematic


Also who the fuck calls it lemonade outside of Britain?


poo boy


File: c118ab9ceed1a28⋯.png (392.77 KB, 1157x708, 1157:708, ClipboardImage.png)

>being compared to Reno

oh this hurts

but the area includes minnesota and ive got family from there, and california, but not northern california




that is how everyone who ever existed says it and how it's written on restaurant menues and what the wikipedia article is called


did rev's gem become red because he's at critical health



I'm Arizonan...


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heros and gyros are wildly different things


gyro is a peta wrap

hero is a long sandwich



horrifying combination


pita wrap

not the animal organization



So he's not deaf rev just can't year over the warning beeps



You mean things that sound the same are not the same?

Just like how something that looks flat isn't actually flat?


File: 5e323708276ff1a⋯.png (887.7 KB, 1798x1052, 899:526, ok.png)

i've never even been to any of these places


so do you have to fucking spell it out to specify between gyro and hero

that's fuckin stupid



I've never been anywhere that served both, that it would have been an issue



they probably would just pronounce it like jai-ro


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Not american btw



don't lolipost i have to not jackoff


how do people find the dialog in this shit attractive



it is marginally better in the original japanese



Super libcuckian


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>No option for "I have no term for this"

Fucking fake news bullshit.



i love this dudes comics



gimme the sauce boss



lol what

i think i have maybe heard the term crip course before like once but i'd never say it


File: 3cf04462f6d7162⋯.jpg (459.95 KB, 1280x1816, 160:227, 0006.jpg)

you don't have to jerk off if you get a slutty gf



link to the ass?


i feel bad for all the incels here




i dont have it



dakis dont count




this but with NEET highschool dropouts



we're vol...





honestly sex with people isn't that much better than masturbating

the only benefit of a relationship is the emotional content


>Despite raising $2.5 million from would-be players, the game met with a series of delays, changing development studios and eventually making its debut five years later, in September 2017. A follow-up, Hiveswap Act 2, will debut sometime this spring.

>Hussie hinted that fans could expect more of the unpredictable twists the series is known for in the next installment. “The first game was just Act 1. The Homestuck tradition is for the first act to feel pretty tame, and for things to get pretty wild after that. We'll see if that pattern holds,” he said.

>passing off act 1 as 'the first game'


also apparently you can buy a digital version of the homestuck book, which is a big lol



nice pitybrag



>you can buy a digital version of the homestuck book, which is a big lol

archive readers! archive readers! you're forgetting the archive readers! archive readers! archive readers! archive readers! archive readers!


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>honestly sex with people isn't that much better than masturbating



don't you need to have sex with something that counts as a person before you make that assessment



Maybe it will get better now that Cohen is gone



it's better but like only 1.3x to 1.5x better


I've had sex with 1.5 people technically



maybe you're delusional my dude


sex is dumb



yeah but so is everything else


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This is the only terraria/touhou picture I could find

I'm prepping to fight the wall of flesh right now


although maybe it's because I usually masturbate for the first time a long while after sex but every time i've had sex i've beat off max two-three days before



Does Calamity and Thorium work together without issue?


wonk would you fuck someone that looks like you (fat mexican guy)?



>terraria/touhou picture

is that a subgenre



I've never used mods in terraria



Well then what is the point of you.


why are all ironic weebs obsessed with touhou



lots of basic bitch pseudo-lolis

popular on tumblr


He blamed the game for using phone battery faster than it could chrage, but the truth is the charger wasn't plugged in..........



It's fun and has good lore

I should actually stop playing terraria and start practicing for the tournament in a few months


sex is bad when you’re kind of afraid of it



stolen passion



loli manko


someone upload hiveswap friendsim already



That's out?


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>hiveswap friendsim


wait this is a real thing???



just dropped, it's one dollar but i'm still not paying that


*gets the succ*




yeah hussie wrote it


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Yeah it's shit.







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upload it to mediafire or something pls



That being said the writing's a lot more Hussie. I've already been verbally shit on three times and it seems really cynical and mean.



My golden birthday was october friday the 13th

it was a good day, i gained the ability to burp on command



> I've already been verbally shit on three times and it seems really cynical and mean.

Don't tease me with a faint patina of old huss


why do people act like hussie automatically writes good

did you forget the entire end of the comic


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ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! i don't wanna deal with this right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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It's alright



I still think it was ghostwritten to a certain extent


all i want for 4/13 is mspaf


>it's just an actual visual fucking novel

>written in the same code that all the other slave trainer games use




nearly all of the panels were animated



im pretty sure that engine is used for, you know, regular visual novels


yeah but the ones that werent get fucked up by palette limitations


I still have a pirated hiveswap copy from neptrap and have never played it



wasnt it nepanon and not neptrap who posted that



stream it

Cletus Gaming


i really fucking hate the trend of calling visual novels "dating sims"

it's not a fucking dating simulator if there aren't stats and time management and shit



and "poor boy" isn't?

by the way kill anyone who says crayfish


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aren't half of these distinct cats



craw craw motherfucker


i live in an endless monkeynoise hell



the truth



Yeah, that's what I thought too. I think the intent is which one do you consider to be the most generic.

Also "mountain screamer" is fucking epic.


brb gonna take a big poop


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gametrumps featuring me and cletus


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man those peenie wallies sure are pretty



there is no way that is fucking real


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ironic weebs and anyone who calls them self a weeaboo should be executed


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i can't say I've ever heard of the term "crowfish" before, but all of these are acceptable EXCEPT CRAYFISH




ok apparently it is jamaican patois. i'm not sure if that should really be included on a list of american dialects.


i’m going to buy the friendsim for me and all my friends



nice brainlet post!



so just for you


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so what's the non-new orleans word for it


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catch me in the mountains screaming at the top of my lungs



I selected median because I think that is the official, legal term for it. Maybe island?



most of hsg are my friends

i also have a bunch of reefer addict buddies. and some furries and other outliers




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i am, quite frankly, shocked



it costs money? big lol


his epic hypercomic epic...


>Hussie: "it's epic......."





hey is official youse territory



only a dollar


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> Future volumes of the series will be published quarterly.

i'm mildly interested to see how they split things up

them being hardback is kind of cool but the new design looks mega shitty, they should have just slapped together the cover for the old books


hussie missed a great scam opportunity with flash flipbooks



it's still funny

it could have very easily been free but they wanted to milk out as much money as possible


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I'll take my paycheck now viz



viz spent 2 million on this festering heap and I'll be surprised if they make that back, honestly


the friendsim coming out with cobbled together assets makes me think of all the shitty DLC that got lumped into D4 when it didnt sell well


Is there any difference between these books and the ones I already own?



other than them being hardback, I would assume not



it might have different commentary but idk, someone should check


someone buy me the books


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big frog boy


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what the fuck



i can't stop laughing



the only time I've ever heard any of these is in these types of quizes

"devil beating his wife" is the one I see the most often in them, which is weird

fox wedding is cool though i wonder where that's from


*in tay zonday voice*

pineapple rain

some stay dry and others feel the pain


they call me pineapple rain

they call me gogo nuts


anyway my results just said new york which is like

no shit my dude


grapes, melons, oranges and pineapple rain



where's the button to tell youtube to never recommend this channel to me ever again



yea it's not really that surprising

though the cat and sandwdich question is mega stupid


hot take: isekai stories are all actually a deeply ingrained fantasy of all japanese about going to foreign lands and conquering them with their superior culture



ice cold take


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this probably

you might be able to manually block the channel? i've never tried


the new one i'm reading seems to be a lot less about jacking themselves off and is political shit instead

only like 2 chapters in though, but that's what it says on the nu page too


sick of bland impotent japanese power fantasies



what is this



wheres the isekai where japan invented the nukes first




one of the ones I'm reading has 2 different isekai worlds, with the second one being like 98% the same as earth except magic exists

don't really see much about the world but someone does say "man if only all these super powered asians showed up 60 years ago"


isekai but the different world is actually interesting



is that death mage?

I really didn't like that one at all


i don't think all 100 of them were nips but a lot of them were


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epic girlz



lets not get crazy


pah pah

too too

too too

wah wah



yea, it's not really the best but it's readable


you forgot the too before the wah wah




are you sure



they'll need a universe where americans are living in paper skyscrapers


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isekai is all really bad and i read it a lot out of boredom and it makes me mad that i waste m y life like that



people use "the devil beating his wife" is rural georgia/florida

i heard it a lot growing up



just like

read a regular story dude



yes i’m sure



i read normal manga too

isekai is just like

so commonly pumped out

like theres that one group that does nothing but isekai and im pretty sure half of their shit is just google translated



>isekai is all really bad



the devil is raping his wife



i'll tell you if it gets shit but this one seems to be pretty normal. outside of the phrase "i reincarnated" existing there doesn't seem to be any normal isekai shit

presumably fantasy stuff exists though since there's a dragon on the cover




while MTL is really bad, at least some people put effort into it being somewhat readable

for like 5 chapters sword dad had MTL and while it was technically readable it was pretty bad and only got worse over the duration of those 5 chapters


quick look here


is the girl in the middle in cosplay trans, need opinions quick fast right now



i would literally rather put a bullet in my skull than read a light novel, especially an isekai one


sincerely, without a shred of irony. give me a low caliber bullet that bounces around in my skull instead of going clean through


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is that even supposed to be a girl


>i would literally rather put a bullet in my skull than read a light novel, especially an isekai one

>and i read it a lot out of boredom



if you ever have to ask the answer is always yes


some light novels are good




thats the misunderstanding

i read mangas of it



not clicking




but s(?)he has kids is the thing

which may be adopted but i dunno seems like an indicator against


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fran is cute



millsy > fran


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wehat hte ufck


slime is pretty mediocre but i didn't hate it

then the tournament arc happened and i hated it and haven't bothered to finish it



fran is VERY cute


i already posted about this on discord he said it was shit



>he spent money when the download is right up there



i read that when the first few chapters came out on batoto

its dog shit






it's better than a lot of other isekai

it's probably like the 3rd best one i've read



you can't rape your wife




sorry sako, i dont care about "uhh this girl is cute it makes my penis become the big le"

its just like

not interesting


its like they say

winner of the special olympics is still a retard...



that's how bad isekai is



fran isn't even really the "main" character

i was also surprised that there was very little level up spam past the first handful of chapters



>sorry sako, i dont care about "uhh this girl is cute it makes my penis become the big le"

i lose respect for you constantly daily

why are you like this



>fran isn't the main character

but she is

the MC definitely isn't sword dad



why are you like that


[in grant voice] its good so i dont like it


shield dad > sword dad

shield got really bad towards the middle though


stop reading garbage for teens



who gives paragraphs-long inner monologues about things with almost all of the writing being from their perspective?

because it's not fran I'm going to tell you that


i haven't read shield dad i just know that The Isekai Guy on /a/ likes it



why the fuck are you the way you are?

"you only like this because penis XDDDDDD"



actually log off


fuck you



you literally talk about jerking off once every 2 hours

its actually like, if youre awake ur talking about jerking off



That doesn't mean he's the MC

Fran is the star of the show, sword dad is absolutely 100% the deuteragonist.


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Sword dad is just the narrator of the story

all of the action is being driven by Fran, she moves the story forward


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it's good in the beginning

give it a shot


why am i the only hsg poster with even a drop of taste


hsg help i'm getting the urge to jack off



i don't think most of what i read is good i just don't talk at ends about how awful it is and how i hate myself for reading it like grant and aradia


i hate being the girl with the highest taste on hsg

emoji emoji emoji


>Future episodes will arrive regularly as DLC

how long until these are delayed



towards the end, shield bro slams another hero for making a choice between two equally qualified alchemists for his party and it's pretty great

>An alchemist with the body of a child, and an alchemist with the body of a slutty onee-san.

>Now, legendary Hero, who will you choose?

>And in the end, that Hero chose the Loli.

>I do get the feeling that there were several little kids around him.

>That man was a Lolicon… He's a complete criminal.



help me!!!!!!



I can't blame the hero tbh.

slutty onee-sans suck



the worst take I've ever seen



a slut will sell you out for cock

the loli is the right choice objectively


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here's a picture of the slutty onee-san


i ignored my dog too much so now she's just squatting motionless in my yard like a toad and staring daggers at me



she doesn't look that slutty she just has big titty

post the loli so i can make a direct comparison


some dick noble tries to steal sword dad from fran and they just fucking murder him

he makes barbs come out of the handle and sets himself on fire and then poisons him

and then he tricks him into getting friend


fried, not friend

also he suggested that becoming his sex slave would be a good payment for handing over the sword


does dark skin = slutty in japanese culture or what



it's epic



i'm guessing it's got something to do with the gyaru stuff



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>does dark skin = slutty in japanese culture or what

you new to weeb shit



I don't think the manga is that far

also the loli is a super minor character


i don't anime much but the titular character of slut girl was brown skinned with platinum blond hair and you'll never guess her stance on sexuality



most of them don't have dark skin dude

and ganguro is dead








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so when is viz going to crack down on wlf doing this shit


kasshoku rori bitchi


slut girl is actually wholesome as fuck

it's up there in wholesomeness next to bambi or little orphan annie or the bible


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hopefully never, i don’t think they’d want to alienate their epic audience


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I'm willing to bet a better translation would have been onee-san with an erotic body rather than slutty onee-san


no one is helping me not jack off but several people are making it harder



should i post scat






i get you, you like scat so it would make you jerk off



no, i'll just leave hsg and go jack off


i'll be honest

the first thing i ever jerked it to was an incest manga

i was 12



how has this affected your development



i jerked to soul calibur 2 ryona for a while



don’t jerk off! “play” the epic new hiveswap friendsim! unless ardata makes you uncontrollably frisky



probably not at all

maybe bumped my epicness stat up by a few points, i dunno


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trial by fire bro



the first thing i ever jerked off to was sasuke/naruto fetish art when i was 14





helping other guys jerk off is literally homosexual


i read hentai before i ever watched porn actually

i didn't understand that sex required movement because it was still images, i thought you just stuck your dick in there and yelled that it felt good. and that's all sex was.


you too huh


ive told this before but once i saw a vid of a girl masturbating and i was like "cool i found porn of a girl my age"

and i was like, 11


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i wonder if posting gay shit would help you not jack off

i could do that


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no see posting stuff that disgusts me will just make me leave and left to my own devices i will probably jack off to my own stuff


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dont post this.


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that sucks

although not nearly that bad, the incest manga i first jerked it to had a shota in it and i was definitely like "oh that's me"

but that's kind of a different league than your shit


would you crossdress as your princess gf so she can turn into a ninja and leave the castle


i clearly remember the first time i was reading a hentai and the girl was like "don't stop moving" and i was like "??????? moving??"


ara i will turn you into rust on my blade if you post lewd images of yukari


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what do i get for lunch. this is extremely important



this is the most normie meme yet


i've still got 1100 calories for the day

i have no idea how to best handle such a ludicrous surplus



brussel sprouts are crazy good if you cook em right




counting calories is bunk, fatstuff



yeah but which one



well how big is your brain?



wrong, lardigan.


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cannot be measured


yea brussel sprouts are actually pretty good

that and broccoli are good and asparagus is atually good too

spinach is fine but the bricks of chopped up spinach have actually made me vomit, i hate it


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i think the first (or at least the earliest) thing i ever jerked off to was this pic


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good post



ill kill you

dont do this on my birthday


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That's already some pretty advanced stuff for your first time there's lots of fetishes here


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here comes the birthday braps on your special day



i've looked at other things on purpose to get a boner but im pretty sure that was the first time i tried touching my dick to it


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i knew about the concept of jacking off i had just never really done it before

i remember it being sort-of on accident, and then when i came i ate it and it was epic



actually die





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post more giant yukari


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My first jizz was to something similar. It was to either this or one of the preview gifs for those shitty giantess videos.


now that we know ben's origin story, his powers make much more sense


i'm not posting what i first jacked off to because it's really bad


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describe it


i think the FIRST things i purposely looked at to get an erection was season 1 of seikon no qwaser and kiss x sis




what do you want me to post then


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share with the class


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Here's some canon giant Yukari even if it was just a dream sequence


i honestly can't remember what i first jacked off to or what kind of stuff i jacked it to at that time or anything like that


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i foishyt jerk off whkiin i jerjked offg lol


The first thing I beat off to was the Soul Surfer book


cuiljmk mmmmmmmm



why'd she turn into vlc


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new thread is in one of these links







i jreked, pporn


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>counting calories is bunk


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No, it's legit.

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