have i told you that i love chara recently
that didn't stop being a thing
i still do not understand or really care to understand the whole thing with chara and frisk
i asked someone once and they got really mad at me for "being ignorant and not trying to understand the lore" and that killed it for me
is that brigitte ad "real" or did someone make it as a shitpost
it’s an actual ad
My 4/13 video is done but i happen to have the lamest toaster and internet connection now so its gotta take some hours even if its just a few minutes long
chara died a long time ago and somehow chara's ghost/presence/whatever followed frisk and then possesses them during genocide
Is there a family guy of anime?
what's the appeal
aw jeez lois this is worse than that isekai where i was glitched and stuck at level 0!
yo 1980 dolly parton’s tits are incredible
actually is there an isekai where the hero is stuck at level 0 and has to defeat all the baddies through guile and wit
did i just come up with the next hit anime
what do you mean by guile and wit, because maybe
that middle rev is the one i always think of
i think the closer he looks to a hobo the better he fits with my mental image
basically cheating because he has no way to beat them fairly
like tricking them into beating themselves or something
stuck at level: loli!? ¿nani? sugoi desu! mein kokoro le doki doki!
it sounds good on paper but the mc would probably find some fucking loophole like op equipment or broken skills and beat his opponents with raw numbers like every other ahitty isekai
you enter a dark alley and see this
what do you do?
lol hail eris?
more like er hail lolis
now i have to move there
lads why the fuck does divine gate get all the good collabs when we get dragon ball five times and 90s shonens
the pizza delivery driver was a milf
they're fucking live, lads
did she have big milky titties?
devi girlsrituals and rook
where does homosexuality come from? space?
more like thots and gayers LOL
oh i'm sure you're bringing some real epic to the table bitch nigga
i can't believe they put trogdor in yugioh
i'm not bringing faggotry
oh you might want to double check yourself on that one baby
ugggghhhh they just pulled the lamest twist in 5Ds and it has kinda killed everything i liked about the show
they better have a good fucking explanation for this
i see proof i am not a faggot everyday when i don't get boners to the faggot porn you freaks post here daily
you're posting in faggot territory you silly little cunt
the world is faggot territory, i don't get a choice
you better get used to it boo boo
i’m going to smoke epic weed
nah they actually did it kinda okay
the result is still dumb though
i am, are you retarded?
no matter how used to faggots i get i'll still call them fucking faggots
get used to that, faggot
i made an audible "oof" when i saw this
I smoked weed and ate dominos, and the driver was some 45-50 year old blonde chick
cool character suddenly turned heel and his personality did a 180 and he got really fucking buff when he unveiled his dark powers
the explanation for why he suddenly turned heel was decent but he still turned into a buff mad with power dickhead
*activates beast mode*
really upset to be living on Planet Fag
le me? i'm not mad. i'm high on weed.
is that the new starfire
i almost feel bad for those people
i like the neon pink crack rocks she's surrounded by
what doy ou mean..."those people".....
the actors in the movie
they didn't deserve this, probably
really wish i could see all of what was written on her collar there
i wish i could go the rest of my life without ever eating deli meat again
i think roleplaying as grimace on the mcdonalds wiki has to be some kind of low point for humanity
i like deli meats a lot but the concept is really gross to me
i love gabagool (capicola)
i used to work in a deli and handling those big slabs of meat was fuckin nasty and they all smelled bad
i lobe gabagool :DDDDDDDDDDD
im not properly emotionally prepared for tomorrow to be 4/13
i need to set up the ps3 hack thing
i wish rev was here to help
there was this really cheap turkey that was really slimy and i always assumed its what a bloated dead body felt like
if only rev were here
then hsg would be fixed
this but without a single shred of irony in my mindscape
oh right that's today
happy memorial to one of the biggest downslides in quality of the century
remember to leave some chalk and vriska out tonight for terezi pyrope
rev's departure did seem to coincide with hsg falling in the toilet for a bit
literaslly not a coincidence
jim how do you feel about this boy
he's is the great muting force
the calming wave of bewildered silence that keeps this place from igniting
and he's gone
that's a big mcfucking boy
what are you doing this 4/13 hsg
his brain puts out special REVWAVES that subdue all of our violent and vitriolic tendencies
im going to be spending my birthday getting mad at fatshark support because the latest patch for vermintide 2 broke the game for me
playing ARMS because there's a party jack
i think rev somehow sacrificed himself in order to somehow get rid of saltlick and pubes
gotta go see a lady about a thing
maybe ill get a phone plan too, depends on the places hours and if we want to
cookin lunch, walkin dog, usual stuff like that
revwaves cancel out eggvibes
don't put that evil on this place
i cant delete the thread to rename it, lets see how far
it fucks up
honestly kinda like the homestuck version of megalovania better even though i know it is probably objectively inferior to undertale's
i don't know how you would classify music but I do think that undertale megalovania does better highs/lows
i can't really remember all that many good meeting points between song and flash outside of tavros getting stabbed
the homestuck one feels more raw but i think that really just means the mixing is more shit
extremely hot take: constant reuse of leitmotifs is actually just lazy
toby you lazy millionarie
its my birthday
im going to jerk off
uhhhh he's rich so that means everything he does is good
MOTHER FUCKING CAPTAIN COMMANDO IS IN THE SHOW NOW!!!!!!
sudden concern that the introduction of a lot more younger characters means they're going to try to be lowering the target age demographic and it'll get stupid
race queen aki and cheer leader ruka.........
i thought ygo was a card game
the loafs of turkey are especially nasty
actually it's about racing motorcycles in a cyberpunk dystopia and fighting for freedom and then a government conspiracy involving mesopotamian death gods
>there are ppl who think diet sodas taste basically the same as normal
some people have way less tastebuds than others
all soda is for morons and retards anyways
soda tastes like poop shit and the only reason to drink it is cause its carbonated
the only good soda is dr. pepper
sprite is, like, okay
everything else is actual garbage
mountain dew is epic
cold drink power levels:
soda < milk < juice < water < carbonated water < kefir
>vita game i wanna try isn't on pkgi
what about tea and coffee and combucha
>milk bellow juice
that's some high quality bait there
cold tea and coffee and just below water
combucha is fermented piss tier
carbonated water is bad for ur teeth
the best drink is coconut water
coconut water w pineapple if ur feeling sexy
what if im feeling nasty???
just found out this chick is supposed to be 16 years old
vodka in rootbeer
mixing soda and alcohol
this gives me flashbacks to dead rising
LET MY BOY LAIUS LOOK AT THE BEASTMAN (FEMALE) TITTIES!
>trying to set up ps3 exploit
>keep getting exploit installation failed
aahhhh!!!!!!!!!! wheres rev whjen u need him
thought i downloaded the wrong fileset for it
still doesnt work
im incredibly hungry
and this ps3 is taking actually literally forever to delete this game
oh hey i just bought some and thats what im taking to work today
as much as I'd like Rev to get a job and not be a human raccoon anymore, his 24hr presence is a necessity
happy 413 dickfagdeluxes
if you show some futa pics to a mirror three times in a row rev appears and makes you deaf
itd be really cool if steam would load so i could play viddy games on my birthday
*calls youth protection services*
use breast milk in one of the dishes
rev is missing 4/13...
only one more year until i can drink all the alcohol i could ever desire
is she about to get vored
when will they learn....
I didn't even notice that at first.
incredibles 2 looks kinda not great
everyone thought he was data
but he was captain america all along
caught up on sword dad
need other wn to read now
>He said on twitter that he's taking posting down to ban all mobile networks
i got no idea what to do with these pirated ps3 games
i gotta figure out how to make htem into the pkgs
looks like next thing i read might be "I Reincarnated as a Noble Girl Villainess But Why Did It Turn Out This Way?" or "The Reincarnated Vampire Wants an Afternoon Nap"
wait nevermind fuck that isekai shokudou actually started getting translated i should read that instead i liked that anime
I got my 2nd hard drive set up
I fixed Vermintide 2
DnD is tonight
Its my birthday
its nice and sunny out but also cool and pleasant
im gonna ride my bike at least 4 miles today
feels good, feels organic
I miss Tanya the evil
Just a little
isn't jew press doing it
Let me rephrase that, I miss watching Tanya
i had a dream i went to college with this cute boy and i finally got the nerve to ask him to go to something and hold his hand and while we were walking he started telling me about his hallucinations and that he needed to kill the angels before they kill him
he ended up going on a killing spree u__u
we monkeynoising early today, boys
commence operation snicker snack
wwarhammer vvermintide twwo
these poor kids that cant get Dave's hair right
I want Joey's game to be an asymmetrical slasher!
i want halloween 3 with joey on the broadcast
fugfugfug my ghost twitter got a follower
and it's a neoclassic grecoroman statue avatar guy. i dug too greedily and too deep into faceberg's timeline. time to delete and restart...
>homestuck au where it starts 10 years later and pesterchum is modelled off of discord
>karkat’s memos are actually @everyone tags in new channels
this feels cursed in a way
rev would be joey's first victim because he wouldn't be able to hear the ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ahs the joke is THAT HE IS FUCKING DEAF REV CAN'T HEAR
this is really bad lol
i know someone's already pointed this out but this is the first time ive actually gone to the page and seen it myself
damn lad that's slapdash
anyone got alterniabound? my d drive died
damn lad even the screenshots are compressed
this is garbage
what should i make for lunch
uhh happy 413 i guess lol homestuck is for "archival readers"
tomato soup +ruffle chips
put it can't be MSPA without teh gifs
salad with rat poison
hahaha oh my fucking god
wwhens cuckchan comin back
/tv/ froze at such a shit front page
can i ask you to delete this post
worse than all the ifunny posts put together
whats this from
also what was the deleted post
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i do NOT like thick tall nepeta
i do NOT like tall lanky stupid generic tsundere highschool nekomusume
what was with the obsessive clinging to gifs in homestuck anyway
it can't be a filesize consideration, i'm pretty sure a lot of panels would've been smaller as .pngs
yeah low in the rankings for her
limited color palettes are cool
you can do limited palettes with any filetype..........
congratulations you dithered yourself
low test soylent libbycuck...
the dithering is the best part!
>drop my watch while putting it on
>pick it up
>the hand are popped off
loli manko loli manko loli manko
i want nepeta's loli manko
evil, uncurable curse contained within
DO NOT OPEN
>what if Uncharted somehow put all the violence in context?
what did he mean by this
what if Drake had a reason to kill all those people
what if games went against their design documents
what if zelda went against the whole point of player agency in story
what if the last of us was actually about really highly skilled fighters and not normal people
there's no context to the violence in uncharted because you're not actually the good guy
what if you fucking got good?
they're bad treasure pirates
he kills so many people
oh fuck it's homestuck day
drake is not a good person
no it's Jason day
>sakos birthday is on 4/13 and friday the 13th
the nudestucks are at it again!
i love when my birthday is on friday the 13th
what are they doing now i dont want to look
id still unload in all of nekumusume's holes
oh jesus I'm dying
it's been a long time since I felt this sick
im stealing your life force
my birthday gives me power and you are a blood sacrifice
this would be a high level shitpost if posted in the general
nhoooo i don't want to be a mama!!
‘Homestuck’ Creator Andrew Hussie on the Legacy and Future of His Epic Webcomic
i dont know what this means but i dont like it
>its a real title
"messy neppy" sounds really like the kind of contentnt i do not want to know the contnent of
i assume print really fucks up the comic timing of the intermission and reading the command before seeing the impact
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how is a book supposed to do doc scratch's text
it includes a special highlighter
what about the alt text where you put your mouse over an image
its not gay if you white out the dick
imagine the meenahbound section in book form
they just include loose scraps of paper on those pages with the text
if you ever drop the book open faced then it become unreadable forever
shut the fuck up jade
*distant futureperson in year 2050 closes last page of the final gigantic homestuck tome*
so wait what happened to lord english
Hussdrones swarm the room and execute every person who was present to hear the question
post the doll one
as a drone puts its lasersights on his head and prepares the killshot, it says in a microsoft sam voice:
"uhhhhh the ending is for future archival readers not you please buy my next epilogue coming soon"
i didnt actually read that interview but did it mention the epilogue anywhere
the epilgoue was a disdaction xD
now you remember the snapchat story was so shitty they abandoned it
remember the exclusive to print paradox space comic, and how bad that also was
did any a youse guys ever attempt the hiveswap general on /vg/
my parents aren't home yet, we're gonna have chili for din tonight and they're bringing a cake home
that got attempted when hiveswap released
lasted like, two days
that's not very japanese
one day you might be
by the everloving fuggy mcwuggy i missed it
He's come to his senses.
we need to bring pom back into the fold
shut your fucking mouth
shut the fuck up wes
We could start posting pee pics and posting alex Jones ramblings with homestuck terms in them instead
wes set your ps4 setting for 'Who Can See What I'm Playing' back to 'Everyone'
no, that wouldn't be enough
we need truly supreme bait
and so to bring back pom, we must first bring back angel
calzone with kebab this sunday lads
the wait is killing me
should i change my steam name to messy neppy
just give him grant's new address
i've been feeling sick too
is this your fault
*places giant dildo under box&string trap and waits in a bush*
it's just a matter of time before angel is back with HSG......
HSG is just a front for me to sacrifice everyone and gain eternal life
alright alright, fine...
*replaces dildo with even larger dildo*
that's it, pal
welcome to paintown
woah! no need to get violent, i can take a hint
*replaces dildo with comically large dildo*
im gonna need a bigger box lads
I can't believe Sakos birthday is 4/13
Is that why he's cursed
feelio when can't play swfs anymore
*converts hij.swf to html5*
is there homestuck anything
there was an article i didnt read
‘Homestuck’ Creator Andrew Hussie on the Legacy and Future of His Epic Webcomic
oh so what's this article everyone's talking abo
what the fuck
poor sako, no wonder he's like this
you choose what to pack
i think i'm actually at the point where jacking off so much is affecting me
stop jerking off
isnt newsweek like, a real website
always trust trump
my birthday is going great
im gonna go ride 4 miles on my bike
yes that is what i'm doing
i just need emotional support from you guys
not erven a week ago they put out an article basically about far left retards saying crusader kings 2 was pandering to the alt right because they used deus vult in a tweet
we can post scat and we can post loli
if i can do it you can do it
jerk off but in moderation
better not be red
stop jerking off or i'll kill you
alright its slightly less real than i was expecting
pre-prerelease is starting
au where homestucks readership stayed small and hussie never stopped taking suggested commands and names
you fucking hwat
THESE ARE ALL DIFFERENT THINGS!!!!
*in totally not lizard person voice* yeah can I get a sarney
doesnt sarnie just mean sandwich
also who spells it like that
always heard mischief night
I thought it was "officially" Hallows Eve but that might not be real
i feel like i'm being punked
nice mgs4 reference though
halloween is a casual version of all hallows eve
Isn't it spelled "gyro"?!
they also put "poor boy" instead of po' boy
i am kind of questioning the validity of all of this
Damn New Orleans people talk weird huh
Ben post yours
saying po' boy feels problematic
Also who the fuck calls it lemonade outside of Britain?
>being compared to Reno
oh this hurts
but the area includes minnesota and ive got family from there, and california, but not northern california
that is how everyone who ever existed says it and how it's written on restaurant menues and what the wikipedia article is called
did rev's gem become red because he's at critical health
heros and gyros are wildly different things
gyro is a peta wrap
hero is a long sandwich
not the animal organization
So he's not deaf rev just can't year over the warning beeps
You mean things that sound the same are not the same?
Just like how something that looks flat isn't actually flat?
i've never even been to any of these places
so do you have to fucking spell it out to specify between gyro and hero
that's fuckin stupid
I've never been anywhere that served both, that it would have been an issue
they probably would just pronounce it like jai-ro
don't lolipost i have to not jackoff
how do people find the dialog in this shit attractive
it is marginally better in the original japanese
>No option for "I have no term for this"
Fucking fake news bullshit.
i love this dudes comics
gimme the sauce boss
i think i have maybe heard the term crip course before like once but i'd never say it
you don't have to jerk off if you get a slutty gf
link to the ass?
i feel bad for all the incels here
dakis dont count
this but with NEET highschool dropouts
honestly sex with people isn't that much better than masturbating
the only benefit of a relationship is the emotional content
>Despite raising $2.5 million from would-be players, the game met with a series of delays, changing development studios and eventually making its debut five years later, in September 2017. A follow-up, Hiveswap Act 2, will debut sometime this spring.
>Hussie hinted that fans could expect more of the unpredictable twists the series is known for in the next installment. “The first game was just Act 1. The Homestuck tradition is for the first act to feel pretty tame, and for things to get pretty wild after that. We'll see if that pattern holds,” he said.
>passing off act 1 as 'the first game'
also apparently you can buy a digital version of the homestuck book, which is a big lol
>you can buy a digital version of the homestuck book, which is a big lol
archive readers! archive readers! you're forgetting the archive readers! archive readers! archive readers! archive readers! archive readers!
>honestly sex with people isn't that much better than masturbating
don't you need to have sex with something that counts as a person before you make that assessment
Maybe it will get better now that Cohen is gone
it's better but like only 1.3x to 1.5x better
I've had sex with 1.5 people technically
maybe you're delusional my dude
yeah but so is everything else
This is the only terraria/touhou picture I could find
I'm prepping to fight the wall of flesh right now
although maybe it's because I usually masturbate for the first time a long while after sex but every time i've had sex i've beat off max two-three days before
Does Calamity and Thorium work together without issue?
wonk would you fuck someone that looks like you (fat mexican guy)?
is that a subgenre
I've never used mods in terraria
Well then what is the point of you.
why are all ironic weebs obsessed with touhou
lots of basic bitch pseudo-lolis
popular on tumblr
He blamed the game for using phone battery faster than it could chrage, but the truth is the charger wasn't plugged in..........
It's fun and has good lore
I should actually stop playing terraria and start practicing for the tournament in a few months
sex is bad when you’re kind of afraid of it
someone upload hiveswap friendsim already
just dropped, it's one dollar but i'm still not paying that
yeah hussie wrote it
DIE ALREADY YOU FUCK
upload it to mediafire or something pls
That being said the writing's a lot more Hussie. I've already been verbally shit on three times and it seems really cynical and mean.
My golden birthday was october friday the 13th
it was a good day, i gained the ability to burp on command
> I've already been verbally shit on three times and it seems really cynical and mean.
Don't tease me with a faint patina of old huss
why do people act like hussie automatically writes good
did you forget the entire end of the comic
ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! i don't wanna deal with this right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still think it was ghostwritten to a certain extent
all i want for 4/13 is mspaf
>it's just an actual visual fucking novel
>written in the same code that all the other slave trainer games use
nearly all of the panels were animated
im pretty sure that engine is used for, you know, regular visual novels
yeah but the ones that werent get fucked up by palette limitations
I still have a pirated hiveswap copy from neptrap and have never played it
wasnt it nepanon and not neptrap who posted that
i really fucking hate the trend of calling visual novels "dating sims"
it's not a fucking dating simulator if there aren't stats and time management and shit
and "poor boy" isn't?
by the way kill anyone who says crayfish
aren't half of these distinct cats
craw craw motherfucker
i live in an endless monkeynoise hell
Yeah, that's what I thought too. I think the intent is which one do you consider to be the most generic.
Also "mountain screamer" is fucking epic.
brb gonna take a big poop
gametrumps featuring me and cletus
man those peenie wallies sure are pretty
there is no way that is fucking real
ironic weebs and anyone who calls them self a weeaboo should be executed
i can't say I've ever heard of the term "crowfish" before, but all of these are acceptable EXCEPT CRAYFISH
ok apparently it is jamaican patois. i'm not sure if that should really be included on a list of american dialects.
i’m going to buy the friendsim for me and all my friends
nice brainlet post!
so what's the non-new orleans word for it
catch me in the mountains screaming at the top of my lungs
I selected median because I think that is the official, legal term for it. Maybe island?
most of hsg are my friends
i also have a bunch of reefer addict buddies. and some furries and other outliers
i am, quite frankly, shocked
it costs money? big lol
his epic hypercomic epic...
>Hussie: "it's epic......."
hey is official youse territory
> Future volumes of the series will be published quarterly.
i'm mildly interested to see how they split things up
them being hardback is kind of cool but the new design looks mega shitty, they should have just slapped together the cover for the old books
hussie missed a great scam opportunity with flash flipbooks
it's still funny
it could have very easily been free but they wanted to milk out as much money as possible
I'll take my paycheck now viz
viz spent 2 million on this festering heap and I'll be surprised if they make that back, honestly
the friendsim coming out with cobbled together assets makes me think of all the shitty DLC that got lumped into D4 when it didnt sell well
Is there any difference between these books and the ones I already own?
other than them being hardback, I would assume not
it might have different commentary but idk, someone should check
i can't stop laughing
the only time I've ever heard any of these is in these types of quizes
"devil beating his wife" is the one I see the most often in them, which is weird
fox wedding is cool though i wonder where that's from
*in tay zonday voice*
some stay dry and others feel the pain
they call me pineapple rain
they call me gogo nuts
anyway my results just said new york which is like
no shit my dude
grapes, melons, oranges and pineapple rain
where's the button to tell youtube to never recommend this channel to me ever again
yea it's not really that surprising
though the cat and sandwdich question is mega stupid
hot take: isekai stories are all actually a deeply ingrained fantasy of all japanese about going to foreign lands and conquering them with their superior culture
you might be able to manually block the channel? i've never tried
the new one i'm reading seems to be a lot less about jacking themselves off and is political shit instead
only like 2 chapters in though, but that's what it says on the nu page too
sick of bland impotent japanese power fantasies
wheres the isekai where japan invented the nukes first
one of the ones I'm reading has 2 different isekai worlds, with the second one being like 98% the same as earth except magic exists
don't really see much about the world but someone does say "man if only all these super powered asians showed up 60 years ago"
isekai but the different world is actually interesting
is that death mage?
I really didn't like that one at all
i don't think all 100 of them were nips but a lot of them were
lets not get crazy
yea, it's not really the best but it's readable
you forgot the too before the wah wah
are you sure
they'll need a universe where americans are living in paper skyscrapers
isekai is all really bad and i read it a lot out of boredom and it makes me mad that i waste m y life like that
people use "the devil beating his wife" is rural georgia/florida
i heard it a lot growing up
read a regular story dude
i read normal manga too
isekai is just like
so commonly pumped out
like theres that one group that does nothing but isekai and im pretty sure half of their shit is just google translated
>isekai is all really bad
the devil is raping his wife
i'll tell you if it gets shit but this one seems to be pretty normal. outside of the phrase "i reincarnated" existing there doesn't seem to be any normal isekai shit
presumably fantasy stuff exists though since there's a dragon on the cover
while MTL is really bad, at least some people put effort into it being somewhat readable
for like 5 chapters sword dad had MTL and while it was technically readable it was pretty bad and only got worse over the duration of those 5 chapters
quick look here
is the girl in the middle in cosplay trans, need opinions quick fast right now
i would literally rather put a bullet in my skull than read a light novel, especially an isekai one
sincerely, without a shred of irony. give me a low caliber bullet that bounces around in my skull instead of going clean through
is that even supposed to be a girl
>i would literally rather put a bullet in my skull than read a light novel, especially an isekai one
>and i read it a lot out of boredom
if you ever have to ask the answer is always yes
some light novels are good
thats the misunderstanding
i read mangas of it
but s(?)he has kids is the thing
which may be adopted but i dunno seems like an indicator against
slime is pretty mediocre but i didn't hate it
then the tournament arc happened and i hated it and haven't bothered to finish it
fran is VERY cute
i already posted about this on discord he said it was shit
>he spent money when the download is right up there
i read that when the first few chapters came out on batoto
its dog shit
it's better than a lot of other isekai
it's probably like the 3rd best one i've read
you can't rape your wife
sorry sako, i dont care about "uhh this girl is cute it makes my penis become the big le"
its just like
its like they say
winner of the special olympics is still a retard...
that's how bad isekai is
fran isn't even really the "main" character
i was also surprised that there was very little level up spam past the first handful of chapters
>sorry sako, i dont care about "uhh this girl is cute it makes my penis become the big le"
i lose respect for you constantly daily
why are you like this
>fran isn't the main character
but she is
the MC definitely isn't sword dad
why are you like that
[in grant voice] its good so i dont like it
shield dad > sword dad
shield got really bad towards the middle though
stop reading garbage for teens
who gives paragraphs-long inner monologues about things with almost all of the writing being from their perspective?
because it's not fran I'm going to tell you that
i haven't read shield dad i just know that The Isekai Guy on /a/ likes it
why the fuck are you the way you are?
"you only like this because penis XDDDDDD"
actually log off
you literally talk about jerking off once every 2 hours
its actually like, if youre awake ur talking about jerking off
That doesn't mean he's the MC
Fran is the star of the show, sword dad is absolutely 100% the deuteragonist.
Sword dad is just the narrator of the story
all of the action is being driven by Fran, she moves the story forward
it's good in the beginning
give it a shot
why am i the only hsg poster with even a drop of taste
hsg help i'm getting the urge to jack off
i don't think most of what i read is good i just don't talk at ends about how awful it is and how i hate myself for reading it like grant and aradia
i hate being the girl with the highest taste on hsg
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>Future episodes will arrive regularly as DLC
how long until these are delayed
towards the end, shield bro slams another hero for making a choice between two equally qualified alchemists for his party and it's pretty great
>An alchemist with the body of a child, and an alchemist with the body of a slutty onee-san.
>Now, legendary Hero, who will you choose?
>And in the end, that Hero chose the Loli.
>I do get the feeling that there were several little kids around him.
>That man was a Lolicon… He's a complete criminal.
I can't blame the hero tbh.
slutty onee-sans suck
the worst take I've ever seen
a slut will sell you out for cock
the loli is the right choice objectively
here's a picture of the slutty onee-san
i ignored my dog too much so now she's just squatting motionless in my yard like a toad and staring daggers at me
she doesn't look that slutty she just has big titty
post the loli so i can make a direct comparison
some dick noble tries to steal sword dad from fran and they just fucking murder him
he makes barbs come out of the handle and sets himself on fire and then poisons him
and then he tricks him into getting friend
fried, not friend
also he suggested that becoming his sex slave would be a good payment for handing over the sword
does dark skin = slutty in japanese culture or what
i'm guessing it's got something to do with the gyaru stuff
>does dark skin = slutty in japanese culture or what
you new to weeb shit
I don't think the manga is that far
also the loli is a super minor character
i don't anime much but the titular character of slut girl was brown skinned with platinum blond hair and you'll never guess her stance on sexuality
most of them don't have dark skin dude
and ganguro is dead
so when is viz going to crack down on wlf doing this shit
slut girl is actually wholesome as fuck
it's up there in wholesomeness next to bambi or little orphan annie or the bible
hopefully never, i don’t think they’d want to alienate their epic audience
I'm willing to bet a better translation would have been onee-san with an erotic body rather than slutty onee-san
no one is helping me not jack off but several people are making it harder
should i post scat
i get you, you like scat so it would make you jerk off
no, i'll just leave hsg and go jack off
i'll be honest
the first thing i ever jerked it to was an incest manga
i was 12
how has this affected your development
i jerked to soul calibur 2 ryona for a while
don’t jerk off! “play” the epic new hiveswap friendsim! unless ardata makes you uncontrollably frisky
probably not at all
maybe bumped my epicness stat up by a few points, i dunno
trial by fire bro
the first thing i ever jerked off to was sasuke/naruto fetish art when i was 14
helping other guys jerk off is literally homosexual
i read hentai before i ever watched porn actually
i didn't understand that sex required movement because it was still images, i thought you just stuck your dick in there and yelled that it felt good. and that's all sex was.
ive told this before but once i saw a vid of a girl masturbating and i was like "cool i found porn of a girl my age"
and i was like, 11
i wonder if posting gay shit would help you not jack off
i could do that
no see posting stuff that disgusts me will just make me leave and left to my own devices i will probably jack off to my own stuff
although not nearly that bad, the incest manga i first jerked it to had a shota in it and i was definitely like "oh that's me"
but that's kind of a different league than your shit
would you crossdress as your princess gf so she can turn into a ninja and leave the castle
i clearly remember the first time i was reading a hentai and the girl was like "don't stop moving" and i was like "??????? moving??"
ara i will turn you into rust on my blade if you post lewd images of yukari
what do i get for lunch. this is extremely important
this is the most normie meme yet
i've still got 1100 calories for the day
i have no idea how to best handle such a ludicrous surplus
brussel sprouts are crazy good if you cook em right
counting calories is bunk, fatstuff
yeah but which one
well how big is your brain?
cannot be measured
yea brussel sprouts are actually pretty good
that and broccoli are good and asparagus is atually good too
spinach is fine but the bricks of chopped up spinach have actually made me vomit, i hate it
i think the first (or at least the earliest) thing i ever jerked off to was this pic
ill kill you
dont do this on my birthday
That's already some pretty advanced stuff for your first time there's lots of fetishes here
here comes the birthday braps on your special day
i've looked at other things on purpose to get a boner but im pretty sure that was the first time i tried touching my dick to it
i knew about the concept of jacking off i had just never really done it before
i remember it being sort-of on accident, and then when i came i ate it and it was epic
My first jizz was to something similar. It was to either this or one of the preview gifs for those shitty giantess videos.
now that we know ben's origin story, his powers make much more sense
i'm not posting what i first jacked off to because it's really bad
i think the FIRST things i purposely looked at to get an erection was season 1 of seikon no qwaser and kiss x sis
what do you want me to post then
share with the class
Here's some canon giant Yukari even if it was just a dream sequence
i honestly can't remember what i first jacked off to or what kind of stuff i jacked it to at that time or anything like that
i foishyt jerk off whkiin i jerjked offg lol
The first thing I beat off to was the Soul Surfer book
why'd she turn into vlc
>counting calories is bunk