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yo hsg, meet my imaginary friend

he doesn't talk much, but he's cool


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dark tower



let him introduce himself


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i have zika


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>Hammer crushes John's skull

>Hammer turns into Hussie

>"Fairwell my friend, but I was a thousand times more evil than you"


do you think dagoth ur would enjoy homestuck's ending



i envy your ability to repress memories of act 6



shit sucks dude



Jade's fantroll making session doesn't count.


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remember when hussie's house burned


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i wonder how he feels about life now



smoking weed kills


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it's cool


was it byron or hussie?



byron. Hussie seems like the kind of guy who wouldn't.



*cums inside*


homestuck taught me that if you're popular enough people will make giant leaps in logic and write massive analytical essays to defend your shitty decisions.



hussie seems like the kind of guy who'd blame it on byron




it was a time traveler



byron turned out to be the cool hussie all along


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remember when byron was the what pumpkin business admin or something for like a few months

pepperridge farm remembers


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I thought Betel's always been in that role.



i thought betel just managed the store


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holy shit

is byron >ourboy ?



She's listed as like his second in command on the filings for Homestuck Inc.


*creates the content*



so you're not RPing as hussie obviously


epic concept: sburb session with trump, hillary, bernie and jeb!



Epic concept, this guy raped by an airplane.


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Remember when we could give ourselves cancer on planes?



dumbass boomers

*sleeps within 5 yards of a cellphone*


i wonder if legal weed will bring back smoking on planes

maybe it'll be vaping this time


would you rather sit next to a smoker or a crying baby or miss your flight





Would you rather sit next to a crying smoker or a smoking baby



smoker no question


baby want blunt lol





sometimes i wonder how there can be people who enjoy the smell of nicotine but then i remember there are people who enjoy sucking cocks and it all makes sense



the smoking baby because at least that would be unique



smoker, i'll take cancer over a baby


my dumb cat is using my leg as a pillow



i haven't read the dark tower series but a friend described it to me once

it didn't seem that bad to me but he is forever angry about it


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It just gotta fucky and too meta in the end. Homestuck's ending was way worse because the Dark Tower ending at least was thematically appropriate and made sense given the arc of the character.



*puts out cigarette on your forehead*


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doesn't it end with the mc getting sent back in time to start back at the beginning of the series in a loop

but also he has a new weapon this time or something, meaning things will be different and he might break the loop this time

that doesn't seem too bad but i guess if i described the ending of homestuck to someone uninitiated it might not sound too terrible


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saw this and thought of hsg



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where is everynyan


I want to eat Joey's curry!


reminder joey is into fucking dogs canonically


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fucking dogs or

fucking dogs?


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fucking dogs. Joey wants to get knocked up with puppies.



Dogs can't get you pregnant, idiot.



go easy on her dude she' just a kid



Of course they can't, I'm a guy. But they can get Joey pregnant.



source? study? what's their methodology?


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feferi's protection


Destiny II (redeem on battle.net)




but can you get dogs pregnant


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this would actually be incredible


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i kinda want wendy’s


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I haven't stuck my dick into CJ in a while...


the rap from that episode of spongebob where they go to the past and future is what music should aspire to be.




this is gross



yeah I would never eat peanut butter off a girl's pussy either


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make no mistake though, Mandy Milkovich is super fine and I would smash that ghetto hoodrat girl all the time



bens got the jokes


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stevie met a rabbit today (it's by the cone)


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i've been playing yakuza for 7 hours


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*trots into thread*

hi everypony


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>my dad had a seizure




lol epic


Game Idea: Final Fantasy game with a job system made up entirely of real life jobs, which you have to learn in real time by studying them.


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*flexes at you*


I want to fuk CJ real bad guys



so bad that you'll cry and kill yourself?


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pic of my gf that i’ve only fucked once





what do i look like wonk hahahahahahaha



your gf is wesley?


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That's just EVE



sponge I thought you were trans and gay



nothing about sponge is genuine why would this be


trans gay




wait would trans and gay just be straight? or is it when you like the gender that you transitioned into???


sponge is twice trans'd



i’m trans and i usually like girls


since being gay or straight is genetic, does that mean you can identify as gay but not actually physically be gay

can you have sexuality dysphoria

can you be transgay




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I want to reengage in carnal relations with cocaine jane


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maybe ill invite her to the pool




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tell her to wash her pillow cases more


I thought you said you didn't like pizza sponge



this is too mean delete it


she’s epic and i love her



it's just bantz...



I'm happy for you lad


my fuckbuddy is hotter than sponge's



god ive applied to like 20 places with only one response who has yet to get to me jesus christ its not even hard jobs just hire me and give me money





wtf senran kagura is fun and actually pretty good





Wow, [insert school girl anime here] is actually pretty decent




the combat is really fun and i get to see titties



sup brony

that image is a little too real


i also appreciate that its just unapologetically like that

Kenichiro Taka tweeting "Tits are life, ass is hometown" is also very excellent and a big mood


>this titty anime is proud to be a titty anime

>i appreciate that





"Sex is bad!"



nothing should be sexy for the sake of it

you fucking piece of shit


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this meme format really is dumb but come on


>tried to read my post

>thought it said "sex is bad"

not just a brainlet, im afraid he's having some sort of stroke



you're doing that thing where you overreact to something that no one said

it makes you look like a confused and upset child

maybe just stop



>I appreciate this thing is what it is and doesn't pretend to be deep


fuck off wonk, for real


i love mash y or square button


you really are the worst fucking poster here


>i like Bad Thing because it doesn't pretend to be Good Thing!

man wonks right you're a brainlet


you're both retarfd



but it's good



im not the one who posts loli porn so

i think im a pretty great poster, comparatively


>appreciating mindless titty anime






>you like something I don't like, that means you're stupid

fuck off retard


>doesnt post loli porn

>posts some opinions that arent yours

yes, this certainly does make me a worse poster than you, loli porn poster with different opinions than me



loli at least has a use



yeah, that's literally what im saying lol

you like something that i think is stupid and bad

i think it's stupid to like it




What's wrong with it exactly

besides you not liking it


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you're either going to give me a non answer or tell me "sexy thing bad" again like you always do when confronted with sexual media



i think titty anime is immature and kind of sexist


dude stop trying to make it sound like im on some crusade against indecency

narratives that involve the sexualization of women for sexualized consumption just simply do not interest me

i understand why people like them

i get it, "turn the brain off, cosume it for what it is, it's not that deep"

i get that! i just don't like it like you do, that's all



>i get it, "turn the brain off, cosume it for what it is, it's not that deep"

>i get that! i just don't like it like you do, that's all

then why the fuck are you acting otherwise

eat shit


you're such a fucking wishy washy motherfucker

actually completely pathetic

fuck you


there's a difference between sexual media and media that sexualizes women (and teenagers) for consumption based purely on that sexualization

it's like, the difference between a forced romantic subplot and one that actually seems good and real and organic


cuz im calling you out for your shit taste dude


you have shit taste

liking dumb sexual anime means you have bad taste

there, is it that hard to understand?

rationalize to me why you like it all you want, it's still bad and dumb




take the retsuko character personality quiz with me



skip to 3:38 btw


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it's been a while since one of those old tantrums

goodnight hsg



bothering cats

for science!



getting mildly annoyed with wonk isn't a tantrum


shh we're starving out wonk


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I took the test again changing only the drink, I wish there was the option no alcohol



seltzer, dumbass


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>picking carbonated water


>drinking seltzer

>not drinking tonic

>with gin

>not drinking gin and tonic

g+t's forever


>I wish there was the option no alcohol

>no not that idiot


seltzer tastes like smoking in liquid form

its the worst



I'd rather go for mojito than poisoned water


throat is currently burning



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Deepthroated too many dicks?


shut up


is the site broken or is no one posting




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i think its just that dead


Reworked the code that decides whether a penis is poking out of underwear and updated several values.


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goo night hsg


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fuckin sick






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had to hide this post 'cus it's disgusting


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it's a shame because fairy bread sounds like it would be fucking amazing


good morning gamers



good morning


how's hanging, gamergators?



just wonderful fellow gamer

i leveled up three times today heh


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Someone I know wants to do dungeons and dragons but says I can't be a little girl anymore

so I'm thinking a combat chef character


and by level up i mean jack off


pokemon ruby and sapphire but it's ruby and sapphire from steven universe


team aqua and magma hate each other just because they can't stand that the other doesn't like their waifu



little girl combat chef


i hope they drop the trans george sr subplot now that jeffrey tambor has been ejected from transparent and the good graces of trans society



i wonder if they're even going to keep him on



they confirmed they are yesterday

i'm guessing most of the season was probably filmed before the controversy



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this guy



jeffrey tambor, star of transparent

he made some gross jokes on the set and so he must die


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isn't that like the grandpa or something from arrest development



yes...... that's what we were talking about.....................................






i didn't know that arrested development was called "transparent"



he was also the main character in transparent tho


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let me just like

make the first post again to get everyone on track


i hope they drop the trans george sr subplot now that jeffrey tambor has been ejected from transparent and the good graces of trans society



i don't care enough about arrested development to remember the character's name but i do sort of remember it now


i would imagine a show called transparent would have lots of trans characters



my text didn't go through

it was something like "i think it's funny they have him specifically as 1-4"


you know I was going to ask what the "secret" in transparent was but then i looked at the word for a few more seconds


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oh nevermind i misread xlr's post


so uh

how are they going to replace the main character in a live-action show



write them out completely and make a new character who is basically the same

you never watch MASH or ER?



they'll probably go oppan house of cards style and try futilely to focus on the other characters for one season before getting shelved



no and no

the only show i'm even vaguely aware of that happening is 2.5 men and i never even watched that


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option 1) cast someone else like darren in bewitched

option 2) stuff them in a fridge


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did this guy rape someone

i always thought he looks like the perfect generic evil guy, which is probably why he gets so many evil guy roles


cast some woman and say they're post-op now



he assaulted a boy (like a minor boy) allegedly and he said "maybe, but also i'm gay y'all!"


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oh right i remember someone shitposting about that here

>sir we've got an enemy even more dangerous than terrorists, one that could hypothetically even destroy our very reality itself

>what is it

>your libido


>For some reason continue listening to that episode of the jojo podcast i talked about

>"A lot of the time you'll be like "whoa dude what kind of drugs was the author on"

i hate this person so much

i think all 3 of the things have been from her


i've also laughed like twice but she is so awful it's annoying



there have been horror stories about him going after male coworkers, sometimes underage, for a long time, and they finally hit the fan with the #metoo stuff

as i understand it, tambor didn't assault anyone, but he made some bad sexual jokes and made people feel uncomfortable on set. which is a valid reason to fire him, but i don't think he should be industry-wide blackballed like spacey for it.



you've made this exact post already my fag



fuck did i

i thought i didn't post it before i went to bad last night


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shit sorry

i actually forgot about posting it

i generally try to remember that for something i want to post


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i got him too


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gonna take a nap

who wants to cuddle for a bit






this is a cute aminal




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red pands are cute yes


you know what?

bustin' does make me feel good



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its saturday


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there are a lot of pitfalls and potential misunderstandings around calling a little japanese anthropomorphized animal girl cute

but that's a cute aminal


lmao get outta here you stupidass hello kitty fucker


no........ it's happening...............




oh i would definitely date that

do you think she’d send me mouthpics from prison?



write her a letter to ask



I like how they go out of their way to say "teen" to make it sound like it's a kid but she's actually past the age of majority


she looks better in her mugshot than any of the other pics they posted

fuckin women smh


i guess i’m lucky texas girl didn’t stab

i know she was sort of into knifeplay or something



it's weird how in the other pics her hair looks extremely not-red


>dog filter

not even once




sponge probably thinks it's epic


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oh look at those teeth

she would produce such lovely mouthpics


the guy kinda deserved it to be honest



>teen mum

can you get more epic than this


>had a torture clip on her phone boasting that "murder is like a bag of chips".

uhhhhh where can i watch



i hope they said it in a forrest gump voice


does equipping clown makeup increase the Epic stat modifier of a mouthpic


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i came back at a weird point in discussion



it's your favorite subject, murderous clowns



it does but it can reduce eroticism



you are weak



i feel like you're severely misinterpreting my relationship with the subject of clowns

also people obsessed with serial killers disturb me, i have to say

i wonder what drives that obsession


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it's like the batman theater shooter went on hrt



it's probably on account of her also wanting to kill people


gonna have to extend that to say people obsessed with murderers in general

especially the ones who love them

are pretty disturbing




shes just young lindsay lohan



i mean, yeah, probably

honestly never thought of it like that

maybe they wanna kill people so they idolize killers

scary thought

but that's not really the impression i get from all the blogs calling them "cute misunderstood babies who are really great guys with beautiful smiles look how nice they must be"


or we're talking about two different phenomenon

serial killer fans

and this girl, who wanted to kill people

maybe im thinking too much

it's too early for this


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anyway i came here to post this song and got sidetracked by creepy clown ciller


"hey lads have you ever listened to a song and known the perfect fanfic for it


just me

okay then

thread theme"


real talk tho the unibomber was a hero



i’ll listen to this while i’m delivering food


i'm going to be completely honest with you hsg

i'm about to drop my mask and truly bare my soul to you, so please, be respectful

i like nico nico nii


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also, man, i gotta set up my music better than that

cuz you should definitely listen to spacehog

but no one is going to listen to it when i introduce it as fanfic related


listen to this too

and "in the meantime"


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this is pretty on the spot with old nancy


it's big leol that she's only getting 11 years



well, he didn't die


out of this fucking continent



it’s because she’s female


LE me


women should get longer stints in prison than men do


i like when u drop something in milk and it floats then slowly sinks into the drink like titanic


Clown stabber girl is fuckin cute

If only she wasn't a ye olde teen mum


single mom and teen mom are both huge warning lights

but then u see someone whos both together?

get in the bunker the nuke is literally dropping on your head



The real confusion inducing one is a divorcee now that I'm getting to the age where friends and peers are hitching up

Was it her? Was it her former spouse? Both? Maybe she's an angel and left an absolute monster, or could it be vice versa?!



sucks for you, gramps

missed ur boat


tumut and his redheads



It's probably for the best



>obsessed with serial killers

>red hair


>buck front teeth

>fang canines

If only she wasn't in jail and a single teen mum


>SVU ep about Pizzagate




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heeeeeey unsalted pasta



if anything a married teen mom is more of a warning than a single teen mom

like, you're gonna link your life together legally with the dude who couldn't think far ahead enough to wrap it up before he bussed in you?


tfw when u havent eaten in days and have no money tfw


dies while watching epic fortnite moments videos


Your Future Is Her Fight


die foodie cunt



nice jew mind poison you got there




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new high score



posty linky




thanks i will do it while taking a big fat dump


i keep seeing a lot of those 'x with ed edd n eddy sound effects' but luckily the few i clicked on have been really good


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Well this is definitely not what I was expecting



those are the most alpha ones



the overwatch sniper one was good, but the rest i've seen have been lackluster


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this is the only other ive seen besides that one



can someone please start making mods for games that actually does this



I'm feeling too lazy to do this right now but I remember last time I did one of these I got very high on schizoid


i will fucking kill the next person who takes a stupid online personality test



at least this one isn't buzzfeed


so what's the consensus on latest capeshit movie extravaganza


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I got Donkey and I don't really understand why


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so this is the power... of illusion's new character creator...


and so hsg's time has come

*whips out squall's gunblade*


Maybe I'm a Leijon


I went to this one room Chinese/Viet restaurant downtown today

Holy fuck that was great, the one other authentic Chinese place I knew closed

The menu was nice, lots of innards/organs and stuff you don't see with American Chinese

I got fermented squid in fish sauce and chili oil for my appetizer and spicy schezuan style diced beef tongue


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this is the voice actor for the hyena from retsuko


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is this "epic"



Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)



i want some fucking apple pie lads






i thought you hated titty anime


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i like big rocket fists



What's this animal workplace show

It looks cute



aggressive retsuko



retsuko being a stuffle is perfect


anime bandwagoners......



most anime is shit and bandwagoning is completely justified


I just really like hyenas, workplace comedies, metal, animals

Believe me, I'm surprised the first anime I'm watching in like a year or so is a Sanrio romp through pastel cutesyland too



Also I find Japanese office/business culture fascinatingly bizarre, doubly so having never worked in a white-collar office position myself


let's go back 15 years and do it all again


Nobody here has seen enough anime to judge if the majority is good or bad.


>room mates have been in kitchen all day

i'm out of rations

its all over for me


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i gotta go to a party

I only got an hour of sleep though



can we revoke this braggarts license to post anime already



i wish we could.



this post translated: moeshit is actually good:)



spongepost translated: I'm not a curious person and never watched it but trust me it's bad



It's a nerd party so it's fine



wrong bitch



oh look at this big spender with his 'nerd parties' and 'gold plated caviar'...


how was that in any way "bandwagoning"


the worst part about caviar is that you have to bring out your golden spoons because silver affects the taste


watching your ex friend talking about HRT and daddy issues is unepic



turn them off



i mean everyone shitting themselves over aggretsuko since it got a new thing where it's been out for years


spongepost translated: im retarded



have you considered that there are some people who didnt know about it until now

i mean, i remember the shorts being very popular but this new show has what seems like a plot so that makes it better, yeah?


he's gonna take you back to the past

not for any specific reason like playing old bad video games or anything like that just to relive the last couple of decades in a time that felt right to you instead of the increasingly bad future times


uh this anime ive never watched is bad but this mediocre action show by trigger is the greatest tv show ever made


the passive aggressive dumbass impression posts literally never get old, thankfully



theyre evil normies

the dont deserve to enjoy any anime if they dont watch every tv short that comes out


[in wonk voice] this titty anime is bad but this titty anime is good and not sexist


reeee ee , e...


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i don't think aggretsuko is a titty anime tho


i hope the sequel to ARMS is called ARM2 and is still pronounced ARMS



are all tiddy anime created equal?


the sequel will be LEGS


Darling is /a/'s Korra discuss




you mean franxx? if so, then yes, except so is every other trigger show.


trigger is so fucking over rated



it absolutely isn't



an epic jej


fuck you guys

i just wanted to know the name of the cute animal office show

i watched the first two epis and they were nice


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i bought wesley's pstv and now im turning into a vitard



>Turning Girls is /a/'s Korra




fuck off vitard


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remember to grab ye neps




grab ye eris


grab ye diick2.


i want to go to the ocean



vitarded as fuck


*sits in back seat of your car*

ocean time


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ikahara general



it's ikabara


these butterfly memes suck never posting them again


*never post




not clicking


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hello liberal my old friend

i've come to cuckold you again


i forgot that the hacker known as 4chan was at the end of season 4 of arrested development


you can't embed nicovideo links anymore?


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thats an edit



Show me the pronounciationbook



>it's a female guest episode


lab level 60 in ARMS with springman

i have done my duty


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hit lab level 60 with springman

i have done my duty


i played stardew valley for over 16 hours today


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saw this and thought of sponge


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fuck yes



if i remember correctly /mu/ hates this girl because she's actually got a huge label behind her

its an act


or her dad was in the buisness?

what im saying is that unlike most of sponge's awful bedroom musicians this one doesn't even produce their own stuff


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reading through act 5 makes me want to drop it and just start from act 1 again


from what i can tell sponge's taste in. uh. music is an androgynous voice whining about something vague with a mildly grunge-y beat in the background, often escalating from whining to yelling the same lyrics by the end

i dunno if being self-produced has anything to do with his like of it or is just coincidentally usually the case with that type of music-adjacent sound



sponge likes bad things because he thinks it makes him cooler



how bad is it



it's not even that bad so far, but it is showing the signs. The last big flash in act 5 act 1 has quite a bit of guest artwork (still a pretty good flash, though), the cross-timeline memos are a thing now, and troll romance is rapidly growing more and more annoying.

Also, act 5 act 2 kicks off with the thing where Karkat is looking through all of John's life and it is making me miss the early stuff.


all hussie had to do was just

not draw act 5 out

and then have it lead into an act 6 that wasn't completely shit


like honestly it should have just been the four kids playing a relatively normal session of sburb, and the bec prototyping is the big twist.

and then maybe do the scratch and have the alpha kids, and just do them a lot less shit.


theres really no point dwelling on it


what if homestuck was fulfilling and life affirming


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when is ghostbusters 2016 2: the sequel coming out


Man I still think about my favorite homestuck characters from time to time, yet I am a grown man with a career.


them: what kind of music do you listen to?

me: *nervous sweating*



just say you don't really listen to music that always shuts em up



parody songs



just say movie soundtracks and weird al


what career bitch



this is actually pretty much the truth for me, and people are more accepting of it than you'd think






professional dick sucker



Engineer for an HVAC company.



so what >>1192952 said


if you want to be happy for the rest of your life

never make a libby woman your wife



libby women can't be wives stupid

the term

is femhandler


wifey says i lost netflix privileges


only 3 months until i can get another funko! #hubbyWIN


i think the very first time i saw a numale irl traipsing around target with his femhandler permanently changed me as a person



im deporting you


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theres so much to this image


*plays 8ugpipes*



how teh fuggy mcwuggy do you graduate with 3 months of absence



using the world famous 'nega-grant' technique


flower of scoltand is the superior trad tune


it's not too late to change your hikikomori ways




There was a sign in one of the buildings on campus I generally walked through most days to go back to my apartment that said "There's still time to change the path you're on!" and I always thought of that when i saw the sign.

Also it's kind of too late for me to make college not worthless.



age is just a number :o)



move to vermont with me they're dying out up there


Random guy at college drives car decorated with images of lolis. How can this person have no shame?



dude sounds like a chad tbh


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yakuza 0 is a very good video game


oh my god i am so fucking sick of fools that can’t take care of themselves

you’re literally sleeping in garbage and eating mostly shitty junkfood every day of course you’re going to get sick


i wish i was smart and callous enough to stop spending money on the incapable


what the fuck ever dude


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maybe if you didn’t fucking drink every opportunity you get like your shitty alcoholic mom you’d feel better


are you ok sponge



im glad hsg is unrecognizable here


I am glad I can provide for myself.



i’m upset at myself for surrounding myself with these people



hsg or actual people



actual real life people

in general, much worse than hsg


i like to imagine sponge is the most normal person in his immediate area



sometimes i am and it’s a fucking nightmare



That sounds like an episode of the twilight zone.



Hey I'm not that bad.

I just stay here in hopes of finding a fun roleplayer


real shit is being the only person in your immediate area





chugged some kratom water.

maybe i’ll feel better


out come the slurs...


i got a shit ton of free comics for free comic book day

that’s pretty cool


i ate the fabled chicago 'za



Wait was that today!? I miss all the fun events.



how2 thii2 for roleplay

*grab2 diick2*


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This is the content I needed.


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>tfw didnt mine bitcoin in 2009

it still hurts lads



it was, i’m sorry dude. i usually forget about it every year but i remembered this time


the kratom is making me feel better. also all these free comics. i got so many free comics.


spongebob comics are surprisingly good


>sponge, injecting kratom and rolling around on his comics


when i’m reading a comic book, it’s almost like i’m not in another miserable relationship headed nowhere


id be more excited about free comic book day if comics didn't suck dick


yeah i wasn’t too happy with venomized. the ending sucked


can you imagine if western comics didn't suck balls



what's going on

was the person you were talking about earlier your gf



Good thing we had homestuck



i don't care or know about /biz/ memes but i love that guy's videos



if you don't like the relationship, you don't have to be forced to continue ot


*summons texas girl to attack bpd girl*


*texas smash*


i hope the next person sponge builds a relationship with is



any of you lads just like to check out people losing hundreds of thousands of dollars in failed bitcoin trades

its a solid time


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im going to apply for a job either tomorrow or tuesday at the buffet now that it's not a shady under the table job


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kangaroos are the shitposters of the animal world



i love her i just wish she did more for herself and me


the context is funnier

tourists are feeding carrots to kangaroos to take photos, but theyre high on sugar and doctors think the kangaroos are getting addicted to them so they get more aggressive



communication with your significant other



sounds fake


sever all ties no contact no warning



it's more possible than you'd think


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this but unironically


if i broke up with her she might kill herself and that could be interesting


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i honestly saw that happening when you said she had bpd



where's cletus, he'd be for this


i don’t want her to die! anyway she does what i tell her to usually. i just need her to do more work for me. she could stand to be a better minion.



new spongelord saga incoming


she’s never forced me to give her head or given me nonconsensual blowjobs so i’m going to keep her around.





why is quora so high on google results now

half the queries read like begging the question and the answers come from redditors who try to impress you with their CV alongside their karma score


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for instance penises



I never had one in my life and I never will. I'd rather do push ups.


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explain this, racists.



the brain can sense the police taking the mugshot and is trying to escape through the back of the skull thanks to a reflex ingrained into all brown people


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please spare me yakub i will only type "the letter that comes after m word" from no on


i was against the whole “punch a nazi” thing at first and i still am in a lot of ways. but violence is the only language those committed to fascism will understand


im going to live in hokkaido



Hokkaido is cold and shitty in the winter just like indiana

It'll be great


sponge becomes less epic by the second



sad but true


Slap City is so good

If rivals of aether is Melee on crack then this is 64 on crack



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never supporting this




i used to be the same way but i've been more tolerant to the idea of nazis getting punched or ran over

actual nazis though, like the ones that want to burn jews


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goo night hsg


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I awake

and I hunger


>lunch with extended family

just kill me, fam




here comes the psychiatrist's wife with her armchair psychology!


there's a strange neckbeard sleeping on my couch

and I accidentally made that post a new thread but I can't delete it help


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>post about judge judy telling a single mom that she should share custody with the father

oh that's cool

>check the reblogs below




>another guy whose blog seems a bit like a hotep's




right on time, far cry 5 is 20% off



by "right on time" i mean, about a month after release, which is when ubi does a 20% discount to beef up the install base.

they'll do a 50% discount about 6 months after release.





i hope this is a real iron sheik tweet


why is kyuukyoku no seisen so good and then the actual opening and ending songs for dragon ball super are so shit




btw everyone is retarded and it's "ga ga ga ga gachi da ze"


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what is the limit for the el diablo phenomenon? normally this kind of thing means that at 0% white, they are infinity% diablo


i should make a twitter account to follow all my fav joshi


i should make a twitter account to follow all my fav joji


Warning, this is article is a TOUGH read, but


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call me a pleb but those cappuccino drinks you get from a machine at gas stations are pretty good


i overslept a little bit but not enough to not make it to the buffet

oh fug


oh my fucking god lets go stop talking lets GO


i wanna go to a buffet............................


Where does sako live I wanna go harass him at work if he gets a job






HSG continually harassing sako at his shit job until he snaps and gets fired for yelling at a customer



does anyone know how thef fuck i can install US smash wii u modz if I have the japanese version of the game



friendly harassment

not make you lose your job harassment


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I had some bacon that tasted really nasty a few days ago and I still feel sick when I think about eating bacon even though I know normal bacon tastes good



enters da stage




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>friend with emotional problems, obsessive tendencies, and poor impulse control gets into drugs

who could have guessed this would end poorly



but that's a good thing


(it was me. i guessed it)


I made pancakes

Also favorite aggretsuko animal friend is bitch ass Tomiya


Er whatever the meerkats name is

Ton's assistant


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i thought this was a joke at first but it's real



i hope that duel links one is real too


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also super toss the turtle isn't the same thing either, that came out before angry screaming man game i think


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is this loss


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>no hacker girl that hacks ur brain and calls you puppy



xlr it's too early to get this real



is there a source on that concept or just wishful thinking


give me $15



it's the basic plot of hotline miami-like ruiner


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i'm not seeing a gf here xlr......


cyberpunk is more tired than tolkienshit at this point



nothing is more tired than tolkienshit



people don't even bother to make something unique or take advantage of the genre

they just go "uhhh everything has neon lights and there's robots it's cyberpunk now"


*adds some neon lights to hsg*

it's cyberpunk now


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does he have a screen face

or is it just a blank helmet with that projected on it


woah im dressed like an asshole now




it's a screen



it has to be some kind of self-referential humor or something


i was confused when people talked about how good of a cyberpunk game va11halla was because when i played it everything seemed pretty nice for a dystopia


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this is epic


people really do not understand the "punk" part of cyberpunk at all

punk continues to die




it's funny because barkley 2 is actually one of the most genuinely cyberpunk thing in recent years despite being a parody of sorts



he's mine

you can have the gf but i want the screenfacebf


but should we treat intelligent ai as people????




next question



human rights don't exist


look at me

i am the gf now




*slaps パンクが死んだ on a black t-shirt*

that'll be $30



ok, consider this next cyberpunk moral quandary

human-level-intelligence robots with human emotions: is it wrong to treat them as inhuman?????


*puts a bunch a chromatic aberration on erithin*



if you're a retard that welcomes death


sign me up with that computer brain that someone hacks into and makes me a super slut


how the FUCK is jerry stiller still alive


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は is better than が here


this is really epic

the companies still aren't making any money so it works



shitting on sponge and his awful life decisions>>>>>healthy sleep schedule






i don't need perfect idiomatic japanese to make a fortune lazily beating the cyperpunk aesthetic to death


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I'm pissed that my roommates keep the fridge full of shit they don't use and I'm struggling to find a place for some tortillas and a bag of cheese


*idiosyncratically misspells teknical jargon*




ok, but this next one is a huge doozy

consider a world with androids who are physically and mentally individual from adult human beings. in fact, even our protagonist might secretly be one without even knowing! what a thought! in this world they are literally equivalent to human beings and there is no meaningful difference that would provide any epistemological reason to treat them as lesser, non-sentient beings!

anyway, is it wrong to treat them as objects?????????


the worst part of wapervave is all of the shitty google translate japanese that is absurdly painfully bad


the conflation of east asian writing systems and cyberpunk aesthetic is a subtle admission that white people have given up on their future


or that chinks are fucking nerds lol



i get that "indistinguisable" would activate the auto-correct

but why go to "individual"


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what color skin do the androids have



human rights don't exist



that's the street level slophouse writing, the skyrise garden aristocrats stick to euro-med design


the best cyberpunk is whatever the fuck Big O is


my hot fresh cyberpunk world is one where unfettered capitalism resulted in a dystopian society



it's wrong in that it would moronic and dangerous

treat them as enemies



That's not cyberpunk at all



if you actually watched big o, you would know it's cyberpunk


made some pupusas




any more


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should robot loli prostitutes be legal?





"legal" in these settings is less important than "do I have the power to do this"


do I have the power to overclock rev?



by the end of the week, there wouldn't be a single piece of salvageable discarded furniture left in the entirety of seattle



you need a mustard cooling sink



i dont know

but it probably wouldnt be


my lolibot was build 18 years ago



I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO FUCK LOLIBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


the libby tells a story

of a cuckold's life of glory

trust your eyes

the twitter never lies


she may look like a loli but she is programmed to be over 18




your blue checkmark tells a story

of a libcuck's life of glory


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I think the lolibots would probably just barely be legal after an escalating court case but all the early adopters would be heavily ostracized


underage milfbot?


in a world of sentient AI and robot bodies, assuming that a legally and mentally adult AI could have whatever robot body they choose, and if robot/AI prostitution is legal, it stands to reason that AI would cater to specific body-type-tastes

people who want to fuck lolibots would be considered pedophiles though, that's just a given


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i guess you'd have to have some way of identifying a robot vs a human

at the same time, can you imagine how embarassing it would be if you were a lolibot and you were carded(or w/e) while you were out with your bf?


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we rise


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a person draws themselves like this

what is your immediate impression of that person






failed youtube critic career


really pissed i missed out on this and didn't know about it until now https://www.famitsu.com/news/201802/23152493.html


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has jacked off to this picture of velma more than once



that's a pretty nice pic though



that's a bit broad dont you think

hasnt everyone




bad future shitto



I feel personally attacked



more closeups of cunny area?


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this is still really fuggin ebin


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ding ding ding


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>elected US rep commissions fursona to distract from her anti-teacher platform

is this cyberpunk



it’s certainly cyber-something


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>insaneintherain cover of "can you feel the sunshine"

nothing could make me more happy in this moment


i wait patiently for trump's presidential fortnite stream



nah, he'd have barron do it



if dave strider can get some idots voting for him thats just the logical conclusion




i want to put my peepee in dorothy


I lost my Warhammer game today, but it was a narrow defeat

The scenario was to capture an objective zone held by entrenched enemies within the 5 round game duration

I managed to kill his leader and still had twice as many troops remaining but didn't get him to cede the objective


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I'm banned from InfoWars

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