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File: d789bbc31aadcc3⋯.mp4 (136.21 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 9MDazpuUp18fKpoy.mp4)

 No.1192474

 No.1192480

yo hsg, meet my imaginary friend

he doesn't talk much, but he's cool


 No.1192482

File: b27395b23053a1d⋯.png (96.79 KB, 742x1399, 742:1399, SCREAMING NAMES.png)

dark tower


 No.1192484

>>1192480

let him introduce himself


 No.1192485

File: 976a812afb4641c⋯.jpeg (87.45 KB, 539x596, 539:596, F5A1D7C5-8D7F-40A0-A4C2-6….jpeg)

File: cf4815ee414f4da⋯.png (555.97 KB, 562x552, 281:276, 68BD8095-2D0C-4BB3-BD4F-C8….png)

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File: 69730beb693c974⋯.jpeg (101.72 KB, 714x942, 119:157, 8479CB43-26AD-41BC-A3B1-8….jpeg)


 No.1192486

i have zika


 No.1192487

File: e605c6970fbaebc⋯.gif (68.1 KB, 650x450, 13:9, weirdrobot.gif)

File: 4eee5b6fe165e41⋯.gif (108.63 KB, 650x450, 13:9, weirdrobot2.gif)

File: 32c48968c36371b⋯.gif (200.06 KB, 650x450, 13:9, weirdrobot3.gif)


 No.1192488

>>1192482

>Hammer crushes John's skull

>Hammer turns into Hussie

>"Fairwell my friend, but I was a thousand times more evil than you"


 No.1192489

do you think dagoth ur would enjoy homestuck's ending


 No.1192490

>>1192477

i envy your ability to repress memories of act 6


 No.1192491

>>1192486

shit sucks dude


 No.1192492

>>1192490

Jade's fantroll making session doesn't count.


 No.1192493

File: 80d552b1bd897cd⋯.png (266.19 KB, 376x678, 188:339, thehusshouse.png)

remember when hussie's house burned


 No.1192494

File: 3a6fda9c617b7c3⋯.jpg (798.34 KB, 1552x2048, 97:128, hussie sits in his pile of….jpg)

i wonder how he feels about life now


 No.1192495

>>1192493

smoking weed kills


 No.1192496

File: 7bda7f3e571a1cc⋯.png (267.8 KB, 1000x1042, 500:521, weedsex.png)

>>1192495

it's cool


 No.1192497

was it byron or hussie?


 No.1192498

>>1192497

byron. Hussie seems like the kind of guy who wouldn't.


 No.1192499

>>1192486

*cums inside*


 No.1192500

homestuck taught me that if you're popular enough people will make giant leaps in logic and write massive analytical essays to defend your shitty decisions.


 No.1192501

>>1192498

hussie seems like the kind of guy who'd blame it on byron


 No.1192502


 No.1192503

>>1192497

it was a time traveler


 No.1192504

>>1192502

byron turned out to be the cool hussie all along


 No.1192505

File: 509e1f61d1c0531⋯.jpeg (314.51 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, 31858026-1581-4FB8-BC31-E….jpeg)


 No.1192506

remember when byron was the what pumpkin business admin or something for like a few months

pepperridge farm remembers


 No.1192507

File: 31cad74760c27ef⋯.jpg (140.64 KB, 550x550, 1:1, THISBOOBTASTESGREAT.jpg)

>>1192506

I thought Betel's always been in that role.


 No.1192508

>>1192507

i thought betel just managed the store


 No.1192509

File: 794ab3c1b1f3a1b⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1156x1108, 289:277, Screen Shot 2018-05-04 at ….png)

holy shit

is byron >ourboy ?


 No.1192510

>>1192508

She's listed as like his second in command on the filings for Homestuck Inc.


 No.1192511

*creates the content*


 No.1192512

>>1192511

so you're not RPing as hussie obviously


 No.1192513

epic concept: sburb session with trump, hillary, bernie and jeb!


 No.1192514

>>1192513

Epic concept, this guy raped by an airplane.


 No.1192515

File: 9559121585d5a41⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1162x982, 581:491, Screen Shot 2018-05-04 at ….png)


 No.1192516

flag...


 No.1192517

File: 21bc3a345e05bd2⋯.png (289.4 KB, 957x793, 957:793, 435 w5.png)

Remember when we could give ourselves cancer on planes?


 No.1192518

>>1192517

dumbass boomers

*sleeps within 5 yards of a cellphone*


 No.1192519

i wonder if legal weed will bring back smoking on planes

maybe it'll be vaping this time


 No.1192520

would you rather sit next to a smoker or a crying baby or miss your flight


 No.1192521

>>1192520

smoker


 No.1192522

Would you rather sit next to a crying smoker or a smoking baby


 No.1192523

>>1192520

smoker no question


 No.1192524

baby want blunt lol


 No.1192525

>>1192524

leol!!!


 No.1192526

sometimes i wonder how there can be people who enjoy the smell of nicotine but then i remember there are people who enjoy sucking cocks and it all makes sense


 No.1192527

>>1192522

the smoking baby because at least that would be unique


 No.1192528

>>1192520

smoker, i'll take cancer over a baby


 No.1192529

my dumb cat is using my leg as a pillow


 No.1192530

>>1192482

i haven't read the dark tower series but a friend described it to me once

it didn't seem that bad to me but he is forever angry about it


 No.1192531

File: 2ff3f1731f82e53⋯.png (2.34 KB, 148x90, 74:45, roxykittensleep.png)


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 No.1192533

>>1192530

It just gotta fucky and too meta in the end. Homestuck's ending was way worse because the Dark Tower ending at least was thematically appropriate and made sense given the arc of the character.


 No.1192534

>>1192531

*puts out cigarette on your forehead*


 No.1192535

File: 3cac0963dfc36e7⋯.png (5.85 KB, 147x238, 21:34, rogueskitten happy.png)

>>1192534

*phases*


 No.1192536


 No.1192537

File: 12a843e9f807a80⋯.png (5.85 KB, 147x238, 21:34, roxykristmas.png)


 No.1192538

File: 80b896ad421c272⋯.jpg (85.84 KB, 674x764, 337:382, 80b896ad421c2721acef2139a7….jpg)


 No.1192539

>>1192533

doesn't it end with the mc getting sent back in time to start back at the beginning of the series in a loop

but also he has a new weapon this time or something, meaning things will be different and he might break the loop this time

that doesn't seem too bad but i guess if i described the ending of homestuck to someone uninitiated it might not sound too terrible


 No.1192540

File: 5a9fb5697a72e24⋯.jpg (2.76 MB, 3036x4048, 3:4, 2018-05-04 20.07.13.jpg)

saw this and thought of hsg


 No.1192541


 No.1192542

File: bdd2c814234318a⋯.png (575.28 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192543

where is everynyan


 No.1192544

I want to eat Joey's curry!


 No.1192545

reminder joey is into fucking dogs canonically


 No.1192546

File: 993fd28795cb307⋯.jpg (32.91 KB, 640x500, 32:25, 993fd28795cb307c6fac15c3cc….jpg)


 No.1192547

fucking dogs or

fucking dogs?


 No.1192548

File: 30cd235c971b432⋯.jpg (73.06 KB, 800x779, 800:779, 30cd235c971b4328004023c287….jpg)


 No.1192549

>>1192547

fucking dogs. Joey wants to get knocked up with puppies.


 No.1192550

>>1192549

Dogs can't get you pregnant, idiot.


 No.1192551

>>1192550

go easy on her dude she' just a kid


 No.1192552

>>1192550

Of course they can't, I'm a guy. But they can get Joey pregnant.


 No.1192553

>>1192550

source? study? what's their methodology?


 No.1192554

File: 98c0959ba98f79e⋯.png (381.84 KB, 600x800, 3:4, jadesad.png)


 No.1192555

File: c63032c92de23fb⋯.png (124.41 KB, 223x311, 223:311, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192556

feferi's protection


 No.1192557

Destiny II (redeem on battle.net)

3RSL-4MRH-CWBD3-KP9C-CXDN


 No.1192558

>>1192550

but can you get dogs pregnant


 No.1192559

File: 004e0a2ff2b8af4⋯.jpg (264.99 KB, 1080x840, 9:7, 004e0a2ff2b8af40b69311e936….jpg)


 No.1192560

File: 4478ebda4c9241b⋯.jpg (38.1 KB, 604x653, 604:653, 4478ebda4c9241baf6e49f99ab….jpg)


 No.1192561

>>1192560

this would actually be incredible


 No.1192562

File: 1880bf524bc53a9⋯.jpeg (42.86 KB, 720x714, 120:119, 56C17A32-E8EF-4681-8633-5….jpeg)


 No.1192563


 No.1192564


 No.1192565

File: 807de6517574fca⋯.jpeg (121.76 KB, 1087x1103, 1087:1103, 648FAF80-5B0B-4663-9AA1-8….jpeg)


 No.1192566

i kinda want wendy’s


 No.1192567

File: b32699e966b5d71⋯.jpg (103.73 KB, 750x739, 750:739, b32699e966b5d717cee12b6945….jpg)


 No.1192568

File: 506f3b5357fa38d⋯.webm (8.47 MB, 854x480, 427:240, pb.webm)

I haven't stuck my dick into CJ in a while...


 No.1192569

the rap from that episode of spongebob where they go to the past and future is what music should aspire to be.


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 No.1192571

>>1192568

this is gross


 No.1192572

>>1192571

yeah I would never eat peanut butter off a girl's pussy either


 No.1192573

File: 9db1e778bf8cec1⋯.webm (8.85 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, wanna finish.webm)

make no mistake though, Mandy Milkovich is super fine and I would smash that ghetto hoodrat girl all the time


 No.1192574

>>1192572

bens got the jokes


 No.1192575

File: 22c56a027ecc028⋯.gif (5.64 MB, 294x233, 294:233, stevierabbit.gif)

stevie met a rabbit today (it's by the cone)


 No.1192576

File: b2c3a4fef362d2c⋯.jpg (62.82 KB, 500x515, 100:103, b2c3a4fef362d2c5d72f4445a7….jpg)


 No.1192577

>>1192574

i've been playing yakuza for 7 hours


 No.1192578

File: bfeca3cb450905c⋯.png (121.04 KB, 600x966, 100:161, ytkl6yw671t01.png)

*trots into thread*

hi everypony


 No.1192579

File: 8b910732d969426⋯.png (309.87 KB, 905x1280, 181:256, 67661144_p0.png)


 No.1192580

>my dad had a seizure

lol


 No.1192581

>>1192580

lol epic


 No.1192582

Game Idea: Final Fantasy game with a job system made up entirely of real life jobs, which you have to learn in real time by studying them.


 No.1192583

File: 20118c659d6cee0⋯.png (493.85 KB, 485x500, 97:100, ClipboardImage.png)

*flexes at you*


 No.1192584

I want to fuk CJ real bad guys


 No.1192585

>>1192584

so bad that you'll cry and kill yourself?


 No.1192586

File: f0abca7a1822773⋯.png (1.21 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, 8353DACC-FDE1-4AD4-86CB-A7….png)

pic of my gf that i’ve only fucked once


 No.1192587

femsponge&&moon


 No.1192588

>>1192585

what do i look like wonk hahahahahahaha


 No.1192589

>>1192586

your gf is wesley?


 No.1192590

File: 43490cc3decb5cc⋯.png (1.28 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, 5ECECB2D-6E6F-4B91-B5C7-93….png)


 No.1192591

>>1192582

That's just EVE


 No.1192592


 No.1192593

sponge I thought you were trans and gay


 No.1192594

>>1192593

nothing about sponge is genuine why would this be


 No.1192595

trans gay

tray?

grayns?


 No.1192596

wait would trans and gay just be straight? or is it when you like the gender that you transitioned into???


 No.1192597

sponge is twice trans'd


 No.1192598

>>1192593

i’m trans and i usually like girls


 No.1192599

since being gay or straight is genetic, does that mean you can identify as gay but not actually physically be gay

can you have sexuality dysphoria

can you be transgay


 No.1192600

UHHHHHHHHHHHHH?


 No.1192601

File: 36e0f7a9ddda4bc⋯.png (1.47 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, C6F8D8CF-BD5B-4529-903A-A2….png)


 No.1192602

File: bf424326dd34841⋯.jpg (8.12 KB, 237x240, 79:80, marc antony.jpg)

I want to reengage in carnal relations with cocaine jane


 No.1192603

File: 7375099d94c9acd⋯.png (1.66 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, 05BCBCDF-5300-4FB6-8A7F-3C….png)


 No.1192604

File: 82e5833a29e2fcc⋯.webm (6.03 MB, 854x480, 427:240, skinnydip.webm)

maybe ill invite her to the pool


 No.1192605

trainsexual


 No.1192606

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1192607

>>1192603

tell her to wash her pillow cases more


 No.1192608

I thought you said you didn't like pizza sponge


 No.1192609

>>1192608

this is too mean delete it


 No.1192610

she’s epic and i love her


 No.1192611

>>1192609

it's just bantz...


 No.1192612

>>1192610

I'm happy for you lad


 No.1192613

my fuckbuddy is hotter than sponge's

yes


 No.1192614

god ive applied to like 20 places with only one response who has yet to get to me jesus christ its not even hard jobs just hire me and give me money


 No.1192615

update!


 No.1192616


 No.1192617

wtf senran kagura is fun and actually pretty good


 No.1192618

>>1192617

brainlet


 No.1192619

Wow, [insert school girl anime here] is actually pretty decent


 No.1192620

>>1192618

why

the combat is really fun and i get to see titties


 No.1192621

>>1192578

sup brony

that image is a little too real


 No.1192622

i also appreciate that its just unapologetically like that

Kenichiro Taka tweeting "Tits are life, ass is hometown" is also very excellent and a big mood


 No.1192623

>this titty anime is proud to be a titty anime

>i appreciate that

brain...

...let


 No.1192624

>>1192623

"Sex is bad!"

brainlet


 No.1192625

nothing should be sexy for the sake of it

you fucking piece of shit


 No.1192626

File: 21829cabe8bca3a⋯.png (786.71 KB, 750x1015, 150:203, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6cc7e370369e7e1⋯.png (351.94 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

this meme format really is dumb but come on

>>1192624

>tried to read my post

>thought it said "sex is bad"

not just a brainlet, im afraid he's having some sort of stroke


 No.1192627

>>1192625

you're doing that thing where you overreact to something that no one said

it makes you look like a confused and upset child

maybe just stop


 No.1192628

>>1192626

>I appreciate this thing is what it is and doesn't pretend to be deep

>brainlet

fuck off wonk, for real


 No.1192629

i love mash y or square button


 No.1192630

you really are the worst fucking poster here


 No.1192632

>i like Bad Thing because it doesn't pretend to be Good Thing!

man wonks right you're a brainlet


 No.1192633

you're both retarfd


 No.1192634

>>1192632

but it's good


 No.1192635

>>1192630

im not the one who posts loli porn so

i think im a pretty great poster, comparatively

>>1192628

>appreciating mindless titty anime

brainlet


 No.1192636

retards


 No.1192637

>>1192635

>you like something I don't like, that means you're stupid

fuck off retard


 No.1192638

>doesnt post loli porn

>posts some opinions that arent yours

yes, this certainly does make me a worse poster than you, loli porn poster with different opinions than me


 No.1192639

>>1192638

loli at least has a use


 No.1192640

>>1192637

yeah, that's literally what im saying lol

you like something that i think is stupid and bad

i think it's stupid to like it

ergo


 No.1192641

>>1192640

What's wrong with it exactly

besides you not liking it


 No.1192642

File: fdfd77e523105fe⋯.png (388.9 KB, 1038x525, 346:175, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192643

you're either going to give me a non answer or tell me "sexy thing bad" again like you always do when confronted with sexual media


 No.1192644

>>1192641

i think titty anime is immature and kind of sexist

>>1192643

dude stop trying to make it sound like im on some crusade against indecency

narratives that involve the sexualization of women for sexualized consumption just simply do not interest me

i understand why people like them

i get it, "turn the brain off, cosume it for what it is, it's not that deep"

i get that! i just don't like it like you do, that's all


 No.1192645

>>1192644

>i get it, "turn the brain off, cosume it for what it is, it's not that deep"

>i get that! i just don't like it like you do, that's all

then why the fuck are you acting otherwise

eat shit


 No.1192646

you're such a fucking wishy washy motherfucker

actually completely pathetic

fuck you


 No.1192647

there's a difference between sexual media and media that sexualizes women (and teenagers) for consumption based purely on that sexualization

it's like, the difference between a forced romantic subplot and one that actually seems good and real and organic

>>1192645

cuz im calling you out for your shit taste dude


 No.1192648

you have shit taste

liking dumb sexual anime means you have bad taste

there, is it that hard to understand?

rationalize to me why you like it all you want, it's still bad and dumb


 No.1192649


 No.1192650

https://www.buzzfeed.com/anjalipatel/aggretsuko-character-personality-quiz

take the retsuko character personality quiz with me


 No.1192651

>>1192649

skip to 3:38 btw


 No.1192652

File: 0ba7fbd635faebd⋯.png (242.31 KB, 692x450, 346:225, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192653

it's been a while since one of those old tantrums

goodnight hsg


 No.1192654

>>1192651

bothering cats

for science!


 No.1192655

>>1192653

getting mildly annoyed with wonk isn't a tantrum


 No.1192656

shh we're starving out wonk


 No.1192657

File: 282c94655fc2812⋯.png (292.51 KB, 707x473, 707:473, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192658

File: 449254b905d3fef⋯.jpg (425.23 KB, 600x601, 600:601, 1388526739217.jpg)


 No.1192659

File: ca702ac7ab4028b⋯.png (400.42 KB, 698x506, 349:253, ClipboardImage.png)

I took the test again changing only the drink, I wish there was the option no alcohol


 No.1192660

>>1192659

seltzer, dumbass


 No.1192661

File: e9427b35b1cb4e9⋯.jpg (19.64 KB, 250x256, 125:128, 1421863237603.jpg)

>>1192660

>picking carbonated water


 No.1192662

>drinking seltzer

>not drinking tonic

>with gin

>not drinking gin and tonic

g+t's forever


 No.1192663

>I wish there was the option no alcohol

>no not that idiot


 No.1192664

seltzer tastes like smoking in liquid form

its the worst


 No.1192665

>>1192663

I'd rather go for mojito than poisoned water


 No.1192667

throat is currently burning


 No.1192668


 No.1192669

File: 24f208953c01747⋯.png (313.68 KB, 531x531, 1:1, 1465158845896.png)

>>1192667

Deepthroated too many dicks?


 No.1192670

shut up


 No.1192671

is the site broken or is no one posting


 No.1192672

ah


 No.1192673

File: e350e6bdaa052c9⋯.png (683.98 KB, 540x599, 540:599, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192674

>>1192671

i think its just that dead


 No.1192675

Reworked the code that decides whether a penis is poking out of underwear and updated several values.


 No.1192676

File: a31cdd4fa2a6701⋯.png (4.02 KB, 250x250, 1:1, good night anyanymouse.png)

goo night hsg


 No.1192677

File: bc36a3fa8a04237⋯.jpg (151.72 KB, 1000x242, 500:121, 1525489215950.jpg)


 No.1192678

File: 9c679375390ec71⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1386x1019, 1386:1019, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1192650

fuckin sick


 No.1192679

>>1192650

buzz..........

feed....................


 No.1192680

File: b85ca1b460a2293⋯.jpg (1.61 MB, 3008x2000, 188:125, Fairy_Bread.jpg)


 No.1192681

>>1192680

had to hide this post 'cus it's disgusting


 No.1192682

File: 777e2b3b95efec9⋯.jpg (181.03 KB, 819x600, 273:200, __fantasy_earth_zero_drawn….jpg)

it's a shame because fairy bread sounds like it would be fucking amazing


 No.1192683

good morning gamers


 No.1192684

>>1192683

good morning


 No.1192685

how's hanging, gamergators?


 No.1192686

>>1192685

just wonderful fellow gamer

i leveled up three times today heh


 No.1192687

File: e734b3a668ba889⋯.jpg (131.01 KB, 700x542, 350:271, 5519546949_98db4d3cc6_b.jpg)

Someone I know wants to do dungeons and dragons but says I can't be a little girl anymore

so I'm thinking a combat chef character


 No.1192688

and by level up i mean jack off


 No.1192690

pokemon ruby and sapphire but it's ruby and sapphire from steven universe


 No.1192691

team aqua and magma hate each other just because they can't stand that the other doesn't like their waifu


 No.1192692

>>1192687

little girl combat chef


 No.1192693

i hope they drop the trans george sr subplot now that jeffrey tambor has been ejected from transparent and the good graces of trans society


 No.1192694

>>1192693

i wonder if they're even going to keep him on


 No.1192695

>>1192694

they confirmed they are yesterday

i'm guessing most of the season was probably filmed before the controversy


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 No.1192697

File: 7a4d1f9fbb8b19a⋯.png (451.69 KB, 700x394, 350:197, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1192696

this guy


 No.1192698

>>1192696

jeffrey tambor, star of transparent

he made some gross jokes on the set and so he must die


 No.1192699

File: b173421428e86f8⋯.png (980.36 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, ClipboardImage.png)


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 No.1192701

>>1192697

isn't that like the grandpa or something from arrest development


 No.1192702

>>1192701

yes...... that's what we were talking about.....................................


 No.1192703

>>1192702

ah..........


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 No.1192705

i didn't know that arrested development was called "transparent"


 No.1192706

>>1192705

he was also the main character in transparent tho


 No.1192707

File: f89cceedbaa5c14⋯.png (9.74 KB, 661x107, 661:107, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192708

let me just like

make the first post again to get everyone on track


 No.1192709

i hope they drop the trans george sr subplot now that jeffrey tambor has been ejected from transparent and the good graces of trans society


 No.1192710

>>1192709

i don't care enough about arrested development to remember the character's name but i do sort of remember it now


 No.1192711

i would imagine a show called transparent would have lots of trans characters


 No.1192712

>>1192707

my text didn't go through

it was something like "i think it's funny they have him specifically as 1-4"


 No.1192713

you know I was going to ask what the "secret" in transparent was but then i looked at the word for a few more seconds


 No.1192714

File: 812dccf58eb0a62⋯.png (9.03 KB, 1250x38, 625:19, ClipboardImage.png)

oh nevermind i misread xlr's post


 No.1192715

so uh

how are they going to replace the main character in a live-action show


 No.1192716

>>1192715

write them out completely and make a new character who is basically the same

you never watch MASH or ER?


 No.1192717

>>1192715

they'll probably go oppan house of cards style and try futilely to focus on the other characters for one season before getting shelved


 No.1192718

>>1192716

no and no

the only show i'm even vaguely aware of that happening is 2.5 men and i never even watched that


 No.1192719

File: c56c8e0bb6a9067⋯.png (3.43 MB, 1589x1920, 1589:1920, ClipboardImage.png)

wifey


 No.1192720

option 1) cast someone else like darren in bewitched

option 2) stuff them in a fridge


 No.1192721

File: 27dbf2845c1d0a9⋯.png (139.57 KB, 504x252, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1192717

did this guy rape someone

i always thought he looks like the perfect generic evil guy, which is probably why he gets so many evil guy roles


 No.1192722

cast some woman and say they're post-op now


 No.1192723

>>1192721

he assaulted a boy (like a minor boy) allegedly and he said "maybe, but also i'm gay y'all!"


 No.1192724

File: 284b891d052a22b⋯.png (18.25 KB, 1403x46, 61:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1192723

oh right i remember someone shitposting about that here

>sir we've got an enemy even more dangerous than terrorists, one that could hypothetically even destroy our very reality itself

>what is it

>your libido


 No.1192725

>For some reason continue listening to that episode of the jojo podcast i talked about

>"A lot of the time you'll be like "whoa dude what kind of drugs was the author on"

i hate this person so much

i think all 3 of the things have been from her


 No.1192726

i've also laughed like twice but she is so awful it's annoying


 No.1192727

>>1192721

there have been horror stories about him going after male coworkers, sometimes underage, for a long time, and they finally hit the fan with the #metoo stuff

as i understand it, tambor didn't assault anyone, but he made some bad sexual jokes and made people feel uncomfortable on set. which is a valid reason to fire him, but i don't think he should be industry-wide blackballed like spacey for it.


 No.1192728

>>1192725

you've made this exact post already my fag


 No.1192729

>>1192728

fuck did i

i thought i didn't post it before i went to bad last night


 No.1192730

File: f094b3ad9344008⋯.png (20.31 KB, 674x148, 337:74, ClipboardImage.png)

shit sorry

i actually forgot about posting it

i generally try to remember that for something i want to post


 No.1192731

File: 7a0486fd97d8443⋯.png (266.41 KB, 679x434, 97:62, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192732

File: ef0ffaedf04caeb⋯.png (1.51 MB, 3805x3556, 3805:3556, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1192731

i got him too


 No.1192733

File: f4ceae60a8fa599⋯.jpg (100.93 KB, 560x840, 2:3, tumblr_oexu9aElqO1uw7vbzo1….jpg)

gonna take a nap

who wants to cuddle for a bit


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 No.1192735

hi


 No.1192736

>>1192733

this is a cute aminal


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 No.1192739

File: 0480eb72c759bf0⋯.png (200.08 KB, 480x240, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1192736

red pands are cute yes


 No.1192740

you know what?

bustin' does make me feel good


 No.1192741


 No.1192742

File: 1d86be80c765b35⋯.jpeg (102.56 KB, 570x906, 95:151, C0E5F8BB-276D-4D75-974B-2….jpeg)


 No.1192743

>>1192742

its saturday


 No.1192744

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1192745

there are a lot of pitfalls and potential misunderstandings around calling a little japanese anthropomorphized animal girl cute

but that's a cute aminal


 No.1192746

lmao get outta here you stupidass hello kitty fucker


 No.1192747

no........ it's happening...............


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 No.1192749

>>1192748

oh i would definitely date that

do you think she’d send me mouthpics from prison?


 No.1192750

>>1192749

write her a letter to ask


 No.1192751

>>1192748

I like how they go out of their way to say "teen" to make it sound like it's a kid but she's actually past the age of majority


 No.1192752

she looks better in her mugshot than any of the other pics they posted

fuckin women smh


 No.1192753

i guess i’m lucky texas girl didn’t stab

i know she was sort of into knifeplay or something


 No.1192754

>>1192752

it's weird how in the other pics her hair looks extremely not-red


 No.1192755

>dog filter

not even once


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 No.1192757

>>1192755

sponge probably thinks it's epic


 No.1192758

File: 4ba65f92d848d29⋯.jpeg (80.16 KB, 541x960, 541:960, 44534185-D8D7-463D-AAC5-7….jpeg)

oh look at those teeth

she would produce such lovely mouthpics


 No.1192759

the guy kinda deserved it to be honest


 No.1192760

>>1192759

>teen mum

can you get more epic than this


 No.1192761

>had a torture clip on her phone boasting that "murder is like a bag of chips".

uhhhhh where can i watch


 No.1192762

>>1192761

i hope they said it in a forrest gump voice


 No.1192763

does equipping clown makeup increase the Epic stat modifier of a mouthpic


 No.1192764

File: 0cc9572ba9728a8⋯.png (99.45 KB, 540x490, 54:49, ClipboardImage.png)

i came back at a weird point in discussion


 No.1192765

>>1192764

it's your favorite subject, murderous clowns


 No.1192766

>>1192763

it does but it can reduce eroticism


 No.1192767

>>1192766

you are weak


 No.1192768

>>1192765

i feel like you're severely misinterpreting my relationship with the subject of clowns

also people obsessed with serial killers disturb me, i have to say

i wonder what drives that obsession


 No.1192769

File: 33d404ca595cea5⋯.jpeg (31.42 KB, 403x424, 403:424, 142225A3-0BCE-4E7D-9E79-1….jpeg)


 No.1192770

>>1192769

it's like the batman theater shooter went on hrt


 No.1192771

>>1192768

it's probably on account of her also wanting to kill people


 No.1192772

gonna have to extend that to say people obsessed with murderers in general

especially the ones who love them

are pretty disturbing

sponge


 No.1192773

>>1192769

shes just young lindsay lohan


 No.1192774

>>1192771

i mean, yeah, probably

honestly never thought of it like that

maybe they wanna kill people so they idolize killers

scary thought

but that's not really the impression i get from all the blogs calling them "cute misunderstood babies who are really great guys with beautiful smiles look how nice they must be"


 No.1192775

or we're talking about two different phenomenon

serial killer fans

and this girl, who wanted to kill people

maybe im thinking too much

it's too early for this


 No.1192776

File: 6d9d9f0e99027ff⋯.gif (735.4 KB, 500x280, 25:14, 124B2241-3C4B-411A-BBCF-93….gif)


 No.1192777

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

anyway i came here to post this song and got sidetracked by creepy clown ciller

ahem

"hey lads have you ever listened to a song and known the perfect fanfic for it

no

just me

okay then

thread theme"


 No.1192778

real talk tho the unibomber was a hero


 No.1192779

>>1192777

i’ll listen to this while i’m delivering food


 No.1192780

i'm going to be completely honest with you hsg

i'm about to drop my mask and truly bare my soul to you, so please, be respectful

i like nico nico nii


 No.1192781

File: bfc707331fb23be⋯.png (116.45 KB, 914x296, 457:148, 180505.png)


 No.1192782

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

also, man, i gotta set up my music better than that

cuz you should definitely listen to spacehog

but no one is going to listen to it when i introduce it as fanfic related

>>1192779

listen to this too

and "in the meantime"


 No.1192783

File: a0540f3c7c6167f⋯.jpeg (14.7 KB, 255x143, 255:143, FF6E2198-9935-44FA-B28C-B….jpeg)

File: a0540f3c7c6167f⋯.jpeg (14.7 KB, 255x143, 255:143, BC4DB6E6-6794-4804-8956-B….jpeg)

File: a0540f3c7c6167f⋯.jpeg (14.7 KB, 255x143, 255:143, 4DC87FC7-655B-4664-BAFF-2….jpeg)

File: a0540f3c7c6167f⋯.jpeg (14.7 KB, 255x143, 255:143, D0F34277-4378-4482-A6EA-3….jpeg)

File: a0540f3c7c6167f⋯.jpeg (14.7 KB, 255x143, 255:143, B5F59DBA-A02F-47BC-89B1-8….jpeg)


 No.1192784

>>1192781

this is pretty on the spot with old nancy


 No.1192785

it's big leol that she's only getting 11 years


 No.1192786

>>1192785

well, he didn't die


 No.1192787

out of this fucking continent


 No.1192788

>>1192785

it’s because she’s female


 No.1192789

LE me


 No.1192790

women should get longer stints in prison than men do


 No.1192791

i like when u drop something in milk and it floats then slowly sinks into the drink like titanic


 No.1192792

Clown stabber girl is fuckin cute

If only she wasn't a ye olde teen mum


 No.1192793

single mom and teen mom are both huge warning lights

but then u see someone whos both together?

get in the bunker the nuke is literally dropping on your head


 No.1192794

>>1192793

The real confusion inducing one is a divorcee now that I'm getting to the age where friends and peers are hitching up

Was it her? Was it her former spouse? Both? Maybe she's an angel and left an absolute monster, or could it be vice versa?!


 No.1192795

>>1192794

sucks for you, gramps

missed ur boat


 No.1192796

tumut and his redheads


 No.1192797

>>1192795

It's probably for the best

>>1192796

>clown

>obsessed with serial killers

>red hair

>freckles

>buck front teeth

>fang canines

If only she wasn't in jail and a single teen mum


 No.1192798

>SVU ep about Pizzagate

wew


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 No.1192800

File: 89262a9a470007a⋯.jpg (246.47 KB, 1059x945, 353:315, image.jpg)


 No.1192801

heeeeeey unsalted pasta


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 No.1192803

if anything a married teen mom is more of a warning than a single teen mom

like, you're gonna link your life together legally with the dude who couldn't think far ahead enough to wrap it up before he bussed in you?


 No.1192805

tfw when u havent eaten in days and have no money tfw


 No.1192806

dies while watching epic fortnite moments videos


 No.1192807

Your Future Is Her Fight


 No.1192808

die foodie cunt


 No.1192809

>>1192803

nice jew mind poison you got there


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 No.1192812

File: 03b54def60d218e⋯.png (98.97 KB, 960x734, 480:367, ClipboardImage.png)

new high score


 No.1192813

>>1192812

posty linky


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 No.1192815

>>1192814

thanks i will do it while taking a big fat dump


 No.1192816

i keep seeing a lot of those 'x with ed edd n eddy sound effects' but luckily the few i clicked on have been really good


 No.1192817

File: 47bfe2652d181e2⋯.png (331.25 KB, 800x1046, 400:523, kid.png)


 No.1192818

File: 76563735f3bacc3⋯.png (129.03 KB, 1013x1015, 1013:1015, Screenshot_20180505-150534….png)

Well this is definitely not what I was expecting


 No.1192819

>>1192818

those are the most alpha ones


 No.1192820

>>1192816

the overwatch sniper one was good, but the rest i've seen have been lackluster


 No.1192821

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1192820

this is the only other ive seen besides that one


 No.1192822

>>1192821

can someone please start making mods for games that actually does this


 No.1192823

>>1192814

I'm feeling too lazy to do this right now but I remember last time I did one of these I got very high on schizoid


 No.1192824

i will fucking kill the next person who takes a stupid online personality test


 No.1192825

>>1192824

at least this one isn't buzzfeed


 No.1192826

so what's the consensus on latest capeshit movie extravaganza


 No.1192827

File: 5800f526706a5df⋯.jpg (134.19 KB, 750x729, 250:243, cTDLkUHiF3Y8LaynsmeXAsYu6R….jpg)


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 No.1192829

>>1192828

Cranky


 No.1192830

I got Donkey and I don't really understand why


 No.1192831

File: 96e0ad05b0b7bc7⋯.png (885.33 KB, 808x576, 101:72, le me.png)


 No.1192832

File: 70e81ebb41bf4d5⋯.png (935.48 KB, 1366x759, 1366:759, 1525469499160[1].png)

so this is the power... of illusion's new character creator...


 No.1192833

and so hsg's time has come

*whips out squall's gunblade*


 No.1192834

Maybe I'm a Leijon


 No.1192835

I went to this one room Chinese/Viet restaurant downtown today

Holy fuck that was great, the one other authentic Chinese place I knew closed

The menu was nice, lots of innards/organs and stuff you don't see with American Chinese

I got fermented squid in fish sauce and chili oil for my appetizer and spicy schezuan style diced beef tongue


 No.1192836

File: 33e027efe3933cf⋯.png (115.46 KB, 581x703, 581:703, ClipboardImage.png)

this is the voice actor for the hyena from retsuko


 No.1192837

File: 6f00f8af8890c63⋯.png (114.8 KB, 589x359, 589:359, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192838

File: 7434382cca5a527⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1206x1920, 201:320, ClipboardImage.png)

is this "epic"


 No.1192839


 No.1192840

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

roll


 No.1192841

i want some fucking apple pie lads


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 No.1192845

>>1192838

i thought you hated titty anime


 No.1192846

File: 311d2c4ddedd3a5⋯.png (512.72 KB, 1280x683, 1280:683, ClipboardImage.png)

File: aec6b9ac6a3fb1e⋯.png (758.04 KB, 1280x683, 1280:683, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c3239dcc65433c0⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1280x683, 1280:683, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192847

>>1192845

i like big rocket fists


 No.1192848


 No.1192849

What's this animal workplace show

It looks cute


 No.1192850

>>1192849

aggressive retsuko


 No.1192851

>>1192846

retsuko being a stuffle is perfect


 No.1192852

anime bandwagoners......


 No.1192853


 No.1192854

most anime is shit and bandwagoning is completely justified


 No.1192855

I just really like hyenas, workplace comedies, metal, animals

Believe me, I'm surprised the first anime I'm watching in like a year or so is a Sanrio romp through pastel cutesyland too


 No.1192856


 No.1192857

Also I find Japanese office/business culture fascinatingly bizarre, doubly so having never worked in a white-collar office position myself


 No.1192858

let's go back 15 years and do it all again


 No.1192859

Nobody here has seen enough anime to judge if the majority is good or bad.


 No.1192860

>room mates have been in kitchen all day

i'm out of rations

its all over for me


 No.1192861

File: 357db227ee7cac3⋯.png (56.04 KB, 198x358, 99:179, tumblr_p74vzevKev1ro3cvlo1….png)

i gotta go to a party

I only got an hour of sleep though


 No.1192863

>>1192861

can we revoke this braggarts license to post anime already


 No.1192864

>>1192858

i wish we could.


 No.1192865

>>1192859

this post translated: moeshit is actually good:)


 No.1192866

>>1192865

spongepost translated: I'm not a curious person and never watched it but trust me it's bad


 No.1192867

>>1192863

It's a nerd party so it's fine


 No.1192868

>>1192867

wrong bitch


 No.1192869

>>1192867

oh look at this big spender with his 'nerd parties' and 'gold plated caviar'...


 No.1192870

how was that in any way "bandwagoning"


 No.1192871

the worst part about caviar is that you have to bring out your golden spoons because silver affects the taste


 No.1192872

watching your ex friend talking about HRT and daddy issues is unepic


 No.1192873

>>1192872

turn them off


 No.1192874

>>1192870

i mean everyone shitting themselves over aggretsuko since it got a new thing where it's been out for years


 No.1192875

spongepost translated: im retarded


 No.1192876

>>1192874

have you considered that there are some people who didnt know about it until now

i mean, i remember the shorts being very popular but this new show has what seems like a plot so that makes it better, yeah?


 No.1192877

he's gonna take you back to the past

not for any specific reason like playing old bad video games or anything like that just to relive the last couple of decades in a time that felt right to you instead of the increasingly bad future times


 No.1192878

uh this anime ive never watched is bad but this mediocre action show by trigger is the greatest tv show ever made


 No.1192879

the passive aggressive dumbass impression posts literally never get old, thankfully


 No.1192880

>>1192876

theyre evil normies

the dont deserve to enjoy any anime if they dont watch every tv short that comes out


 No.1192881

[in wonk voice] this titty anime is bad but this titty anime is good and not sexist


 No.1192882

reeee ee , e...


 No.1192883

File: d8e96728e02fc69⋯.jpg (35.24 KB, 480x270, 16:9, IMG_5665.JPG)


 No.1192884

i don't think aggretsuko is a titty anime tho


 No.1192885

i hope the sequel to ARMS is called ARM2 and is still pronounced ARMS


 No.1192886

>>1192881

are all tiddy anime created equal?


 No.1192887

the sequel will be LEGS


 No.1192888

Darling is /a/'s Korra discuss


 No.1192889


 No.1192890

>>1192888

you mean franxx? if so, then yes, except so is every other trigger show.


 No.1192891

trigger is so fucking over rated


 No.1192892

>>1192867

it absolutely isn't


 No.1192893

>>1192878

an epic jej


 No.1192894

fuck you guys

i just wanted to know the name of the cute animal office show

i watched the first two epis and they were nice


 No.1192895

File: 3a0fcab91c925a9⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1648x1948, 412:487, 68118926_p0.png)

i bought wesley's pstv and now im turning into a vitard


 No.1192896

>>1192890

>Turning Girls is /a/'s Korra

yeah


 No.1192897

>>1192895

fuck off vitard


 No.1192898

File: dcf8838ad156fbf⋯.jpg (60.44 KB, 600x335, 120:67, dcf8838ad156fbff98eba6676c….jpg)


 No.1192899

File: 29560682267317e⋯.jpg (37.81 KB, 403x423, 403:423, 29560682267317e8461fdd7d07….jpg)


 No.1192900

>>1192895

remember to grab ye neps


 No.1192901

nep...eta


 No.1192902

grab ye eris


 No.1192903

grab ye diick2.


 No.1192904

i want to go to the ocean


 No.1192905

>>1192900

vitarded as fuck


 No.1192906

*sits in back seat of your car*

ocean time


 No.1192907

File: ceb5153ee54b931⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192908

ikahara general


 No.1192909

>>1192908

it's ikabara


 No.1192910

these butterfly memes suck never posting them again


 No.1192911

*never post


 No.1192912


 No.1192913

>>1192912

not clicking


 No.1192914

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1192915

hello liberal my old friend

i've come to cuckold you again


 No.1192916

i forgot that the hacker known as 4chan was at the end of season 4 of arrested development


 No.1192917

you can't embed nicovideo links anymore?


 No.1192918

File: 6d9b412f7438db3⋯.png (1.12 MB, 700x721, 100:103, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192919

>>1192918

thats an edit


 No.1192920

>>1192909

Show me the pronounciationbook


 No.1192921


 No.1192922

>it's a female guest episode


 No.1192923

lab level 60 in ARMS with springman

i have done my duty


 No.1192924

File: e85005d00e466e7⋯.png (376.91 KB, 673x673, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192925

File: 85559ea064d345a⋯.jpg (148.36 KB, 747x526, 747:526, 68001835_p0.jpg)


 No.1192926

hit lab level 60 with springman

i have done my duty


 No.1192927

i played stardew valley for over 16 hours today


 No.1192928

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

saw this and thought of sponge


 No.1192929

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1192930

>>1192929

fuck yes


 No.1192931

>>1192928

if i remember correctly /mu/ hates this girl because she's actually got a huge label behind her

its an act


 No.1192932

or her dad was in the buisness?

what im saying is that unlike most of sponge's awful bedroom musicians this one doesn't even produce their own stuff


 No.1192933

File: feb2479f3d7ba8b⋯.jpg (46.38 KB, 500x500, 1:1, TOP. FUCKING. POMERANIAN..jpg)


 No.1192934

reading through act 5 makes me want to drop it and just start from act 1 again


 No.1192935

from what i can tell sponge's taste in. uh. music is an androgynous voice whining about something vague with a mildly grunge-y beat in the background, often escalating from whining to yelling the same lyrics by the end

i dunno if being self-produced has anything to do with his like of it or is just coincidentally usually the case with that type of music-adjacent sound


 No.1192936

>>1192935

sponge likes bad things because he thinks it makes him cooler


 No.1192937

>>1192934

how bad is it


 No.1192938

>>1192937

it's not even that bad so far, but it is showing the signs. The last big flash in act 5 act 1 has quite a bit of guest artwork (still a pretty good flash, though), the cross-timeline memos are a thing now, and troll romance is rapidly growing more and more annoying.

Also, act 5 act 2 kicks off with the thing where Karkat is looking through all of John's life and it is making me miss the early stuff.


 No.1192939

all hussie had to do was just

not draw act 5 out

and then have it lead into an act 6 that wasn't completely shit


 No.1192940

like honestly it should have just been the four kids playing a relatively normal session of sburb, and the bec prototyping is the big twist.

and then maybe do the scratch and have the alpha kids, and just do them a lot less shit.


 No.1192941

theres really no point dwelling on it


 No.1192942

what if homestuck was fulfilling and life affirming


 No.1192943

File: e31c25082518cfb⋯.jpg (198.5 KB, 1080x1357, 1080:1357, e31c25082518cfbb69ea6c8fd6….jpg)


 No.1192944

when is ghostbusters 2016 2: the sequel coming out


 No.1192945

Man I still think about my favorite homestuck characters from time to time, yet I am a grown man with a career.


 No.1192946

them: what kind of music do you listen to?

me: *nervous sweating*


 No.1192947

>>1192946

just say you don't really listen to music that always shuts em up


 No.1192948

>>1192946

parody songs


 No.1192949

>>1192946

just say movie soundtracks and weird al

>>1192945

what career bitch


 No.1192950

>>1192947

this is actually pretty much the truth for me, and people are more accepting of it than you'd think


 No.1192951

>>1192946

vvaporwwavve


 No.1192952

>>1192949

professional dick sucker


 No.1192953

>>1192949

Engineer for an HVAC company.


 No.1192954

>>1192953

so what >>1192952 said


 No.1192955

if you want to be happy for the rest of your life

never make a libby woman your wife


 No.1192956

>>1192955

libby women can't be wives stupid

the term

is femhandler


 No.1192957

wifey says i lost netflix privileges


 No.1192958

only 3 months until i can get another funko! #hubbyWIN


 No.1192959

i think the very first time i saw a numale irl traipsing around target with his femhandler permanently changed me as a person


 No.1192960

>>1192958

im deporting you


 No.1192961

File: 5aa3af29537bbcc⋯.png (349.76 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192962

>>1192961

theres so much to this image


 No.1192963

*plays 8ugpipes*


 No.1192964

>>1192961

how teh fuggy mcwuggy do you graduate with 3 months of absence


 No.1192965

>>1192964

using the world famous 'nega-grant' technique


 No.1192966

flower of scoltand is the superior trad tune


 No.1192967

it's not too late to change your hikikomori ways


 No.1192968


 No.1192969

>>1192967

There was a sign in one of the buildings on campus I generally walked through most days to go back to my apartment that said "There's still time to change the path you're on!" and I always thought of that when i saw the sign.

Also it's kind of too late for me to make college not worthless.


 No.1192970

>>1192968

age is just a number :o)


 No.1192971

>>1192968

move to vermont with me they're dying out up there


 No.1192972

Random guy at college drives car decorated with images of lolis. How can this person have no shame?


 No.1192973

>>1192972

dude sounds like a chad tbh


 No.1192974

File: 59989d786dcb261⋯.png (2.1 MB, 2048x964, 512:241, ClipboardImage.png)

yakuza 0 is a very good video game


 No.1192975

oh my god i am so fucking sick of fools that can’t take care of themselves

you’re literally sleeping in garbage and eating mostly shitty junkfood every day of course you’re going to get sick


 No.1192976

i wish i was smart and callous enough to stop spending money on the incapable


 No.1192977

what the fuck ever dude


 No.1192978

File: 2758e1fbecac46f⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1200x710, 120:71, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1192979

maybe if you didn’t fucking drink every opportunity you get like your shitty alcoholic mom you’d feel better


 No.1192980

are you ok sponge


 No.1192981

>>1192978

im glad hsg is unrecognizable here


 No.1192982

I am glad I can provide for myself.


 No.1192983

>>1192980

i’m upset at myself for surrounding myself with these people


 No.1192984

>>1192983

hsg or actual people


 No.1192985

>>1192984

actual real life people

in general, much worse than hsg


 No.1192986

i like to imagine sponge is the most normal person in his immediate area


 No.1192987

>>1192986

sometimes i am and it’s a fucking nightmare


 No.1192988

>>1192986

That sounds like an episode of the twilight zone.


 No.1192989

>>1192986

Hey I'm not that bad.

I just stay here in hopes of finding a fun roleplayer


 No.1192990

real shit is being the only person in your immediate area


 No.1192991

>>1192990

eskimoposters....


 No.1192992

chugged some kratom water.

maybe i’ll feel better


 No.1192993

out come the slurs...


 No.1192994

i got a shit ton of free comics for free comic book day

that’s pretty cool


 No.1192995

i ate the fabled chicago 'za


 No.1192996

>>1192994

Wait was that today!? I miss all the fun events.


 No.1192997

>>1192989

how2 thii2 for roleplay

*grab2 diick2*


 No.1192998

File: 86a731c26c313bc⋯.jpg (32.86 KB, 500x374, 250:187, TPS.jpg)

>>1192997

This is the content I needed.


 No.1192999

File: 2c13e4b1f417704⋯.png (404.67 KB, 926x669, 926:669, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1193000

>>1192999

>tfw didnt mine bitcoin in 2009

it still hurts lads


 No.1193001

>>1192996

it was, i’m sorry dude. i usually forget about it every year but i remembered this time


 No.1193002

the kratom is making me feel better. also all these free comics. i got so many free comics.


 No.1193003

spongebob comics are surprisingly good


 No.1193004

>sponge, injecting kratom and rolling around on his comics


 No.1193005

when i’m reading a comic book, it’s almost like i’m not in another miserable relationship headed nowhere


 No.1193006

id be more excited about free comic book day if comics didn't suck dick


 No.1193007

yeah i wasn’t too happy with venomized. the ending sucked


 No.1193008

can you imagine if western comics didn't suck balls


 No.1193009

>>1193005

what's going on

was the person you were talking about earlier your gf


 No.1193010

>>1193008

Good thing we had homestuck


 No.1193011

>>1192999

i don't care or know about /biz/ memes but i love that guy's videos


 No.1193012

>>1193005

if you don't like the relationship, you don't have to be forced to continue ot


 No.1193013

*summons texas girl to attack bpd girl*


 No.1193014

*texas smash*


 No.1193015

i hope the next person sponge builds a relationship with is

himself


 No.1193016

any of you lads just like to check out people losing hundreds of thousands of dollars in failed bitcoin trades

its a solid time


 No.1193017

File: d8a66cc563940de⋯.png (641.04 KB, 850x1250, 17:25, 58763023_p0.png)

im going to apply for a job either tomorrow or tuesday at the buffet now that it's not a shady under the table job


 No.1193018

File: e8e7c73d9cbc16b⋯.png (130.15 KB, 732x468, 61:39, 1522539673055.png)


 No.1193019

File: 6281af4f5e44d88⋯.png (488.28 KB, 970x580, 97:58, 1525576303932.png)


 No.1193020

kangaroos are the shitposters of the animal world


 No.1193021

>>1193012

i love her i just wish she did more for herself and me


 No.1193022

the context is funnier

tourists are feeding carrots to kangaroos to take photos, but theyre high on sugar and doctors think the kangaroos are getting addicted to them so they get more aggressive


 No.1193023

consider:

communication with your significant other


 No.1193024

>>1193023

sounds fake


 No.1193025

sever all ties no contact no warning


 No.1193026

>>1193024

it's more possible than you'd think


 No.1193027

File: b139414c4c7df1a⋯.png (266.85 KB, 746x755, 746:755, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1193028

File: d4797fc959af37c⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1525483717487.webm)


 No.1193029

>>1193025

this but unironically


 No.1193030

if i broke up with her she might kill herself and that could be interesting


 No.1193031

File: 6920b3f4628161c⋯.jpg (19.67 KB, 563x542, 563:542, 2jFAMTV.jpg)


 No.1193032

>>1193030

i honestly saw that happening when you said she had bpd


 No.1193033

>>1193030

where's cletus, he'd be for this


 No.1193034

i don’t want her to die! anyway she does what i tell her to usually. i just need her to do more work for me. she could stand to be a better minion.


 No.1193035

>>1193030

new spongelord saga incoming


 No.1193036

she’s never forced me to give her head or given me nonconsensual blowjobs so i’m going to keep her around.


 No.1193037

>>1193030

sponge...


 No.1193038

why is quora so high on google results now

half the queries read like begging the question and the answers come from redditors who try to impress you with their CV alongside their karma score


 No.1193039

File: de14bd44695c071⋯.jpeg (109.99 KB, 673x1200, 673:1200, A0E85AF6-EAA1-472E-91F6-8….jpeg)


 No.1193040

for instance penises


 No.1193041

>>1193023

I never had one in my life and I never will. I'd rather do push ups.


 No.1193042

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1193043

File: 632adea7e0ad486⋯.png (391.94 KB, 434x630, 31:45, ClipboardImage.png)

explain this, racists.


 No.1193044

>>1193043

the brain can sense the police taking the mugshot and is trying to escape through the back of the skull thanks to a reflex ingrained into all brown people


 No.1193045

File: 8fb2e949d2d9516⋯.png (171.83 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1193046

>>1193043

please spare me yakub i will only type "the letter that comes after m word" from no on


 No.1193047

i was against the whole “punch a nazi” thing at first and i still am in a lot of ways. but violence is the only language those committed to fascism will understand


 No.1193048

im going to live in hokkaido


 No.1193049


 No.1193050

Hokkaido is cold and shitty in the winter just like indiana

It'll be great


 No.1193051

sponge becomes less epic by the second


 No.1193052

>>1193051

sad but true


 No.1193053

Slap City is so good

If rivals of aether is Melee on crack then this is 64 on crack


 No.1193054


 No.1193055

File: 3a3820ede165834⋯.png (26.32 KB, 284x214, 142:107, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3a3820ede165834⋯.png (26.32 KB, 284x214, 142:107, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1193053

never supporting this


 No.1193056


 No.1193057

>>1193047

i used to be the same way but i've been more tolerant to the idea of nazis getting punched or ran over

actual nazis though, like the ones that want to burn jews


 No.1193058

File: d8bbf5a19878aba⋯.jpeg (90.75 KB, 1470x827, 1470:827, 511DEFC4-D25D-44C4-89C1-7….jpeg)


 No.1193059

goo night hsg


 No.1193060

File: ca9ba987335ceaf⋯.gif (322.16 KB, 300x250, 6:5, C09DC1F5-D1C2-4049-9FB6-C0….gif)


 No.1193061

File: bb6f00c0565632b⋯.jpg (37.95 KB, 540x309, 180:103, tumblr_inline_p8ar33wADT1t….jpg)

I awake

and I hunger


 No.1193062

>lunch with extended family

just kill me, fam


 No.1193063

jeeeeeeeeeesus


 No.1193065

here comes the psychiatrist's wife with her armchair psychology!


 No.1193066

there's a strange neckbeard sleeping on my couch

and I accidentally made that post a new thread but I can't delete it help


 No.1193067

File: f80622a0930aa19⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 316x213, 316:213, nsr.gif)

>post about judge judy telling a single mom that she should share custody with the father

oh that's cool

>check the reblogs below

>***deplorable

>***conservative

>trad***

>another guy whose blog seems a bit like a hotep's


 No.1193068

wonklets...


 No.1193069

right on time, far cry 5 is 20% off


 No.1193070

>>1193069

by "right on time" i mean, about a month after release, which is when ubi does a 20% discount to beef up the install base.

they'll do a 50% discount about 6 months after release.


 No.1193071

IF YOU WATCH THE STAR WARS YOU GET NO DATE LIKE LOGAN PAUL. LAST JEDI 1ST JEDI ALL JABRONI WITH MOSQUITO BALLS LIGHTSABER & PANCAKE ASS. REAL JEDI MIND TRICK IS WHEN I SHOW MY PERSIAN CLUB WHICH BIGGER THAN DEATH STAR & MAKE DARK SIDE HUMBLE


 No.1193072

>>1193071

i hope this is a real iron sheik tweet


 No.1193073

why is kyuukyoku no seisen so good and then the actual opening and ending songs for dragon ball super are so shit


 No.1193074

BIGGEST JABRONI ON THE EARTH = LOGAN PAUL


 No.1193075

btw everyone is retarded and it's "ga ga ga ga gachi da ze"


 No.1193076

File: ae5f839d8330af1⋯.jpg (162.56 KB, 910x576, 455:288, 1525556163364.jpg)

File: f4493e9d0c84409⋯.jpg (173.05 KB, 1024x726, 512:363, 1525398451634.jpg)

File: 435b965bbb72d1f⋯.png (165.99 KB, 1280x384, 10:3, tumblr_p7zbadOH3O1s44d8vo1….png)

File: 6d2fd104c3d4abe⋯.jpg (211.63 KB, 1800x424, 225:53, 1495507038080.jpg)


 No.1193077

what is the limit for the el diablo phenomenon? normally this kind of thing means that at 0% white, they are infinity% diablo


 No.1193078

i should make a twitter account to follow all my fav joshi


 No.1193079

i should make a twitter account to follow all my fav joji


 No.1193080

Warning, this is article is a TOUGH read, but


 No.1193081

File: 16f6b7dd85e316f⋯.png (1.49 MB, 2355x1325, 471:265, __alice_margatroid_touhou_….png)

call me a pleb but those cappuccino drinks you get from a machine at gas stations are pretty good


 No.1193082

i overslept a little bit but not enough to not make it to the buffet

oh fug


 No.1193083

oh my fucking god lets go stop talking lets GO


 No.1193084

i wanna go to a buffet............................


 No.1193085

Where does sako live I wanna go harass him at work if he gets a job


 No.1193086

DIE

HSG

DIE


 No.1193087

HSG continually harassing sako at his shit job until he snaps and gets fired for yelling at a customer


 No.1193088


 No.1193089

does anyone know how thef fuck i can install US smash wii u modz if I have the japanese version of the game


 No.1193090

>>1193088

friendly harassment

not make you lose your job harassment


 No.1193091

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1193092

File: e469118b55564ea⋯.png (23.85 KB, 483x29, 483:29, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1193093

I had some bacon that tasted really nasty a few days ago and I still feel sick when I think about eating bacon even though I know normal bacon tastes good


 No.1193094

ru-i-gi

enters da stage


 No.1193095

ルーイーギ?


 No.1193096

File: e84193ce349ae95⋯.png (1.77 MB, 1280x1560, 32:39, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1193097

File: f53d482ab4645b9⋯.png (9.55 KB, 632x109, 632:109, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1193095

louisigi.............


 No.1193098

>friend with emotional problems, obsessive tendencies, and poor impulse control gets into drugs

who could have guessed this would end poorly


 No.1193099

>>1193080

but that's a good thing


 No.1193100

(it was me. i guessed it)


 No.1193101

I made pancakes

Also favorite aggretsuko animal friend is bitch ass Tomiya


 No.1193102

Er whatever the meerkats name is

Ton's assistant


 No.1193103

File: 6e83baf2de3fc88⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1242x720, 69:40, ClipboardImage.png)

i thought this was a joke at first but it's real


 No.1193104

>>1193103

i hope that duel links one is real too


 No.1193105

File: 720ed250b17d4c0⋯.png (182.29 KB, 373x590, 373:590, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1193106

File: bd51b50f9ab3e87⋯.png (409.01 KB, 734x618, 367:309, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1193104

also super toss the turtle isn't the same thing either, that came out before angry screaming man game i think


 No.1193107

File: 3d99cb54137a067⋯.jpeg (857.3 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, E445FBEC-45F8-4C4F-A72A-8….jpeg)


 No.1193108

File: 814d9a7b935b11a⋯.png (354.67 KB, 560x563, 560:563, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1193109

File: 1ee5d33451c9344⋯.png (162.73 KB, 540x342, 30:19, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1193110

File: 20e637dafbc8942⋯.png (1.07 MB, 752x1062, 376:531, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2560630125c456e⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1200x1000, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 301008bc1d180f1⋯.png (2.67 MB, 1200x1694, 600:847, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1193111


 No.1193112

File: 156a4e5ad8e3c38⋯.png (1023.51 KB, 960x732, 80:61, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1193113

>>1193112

is this loss


 No.1193114

File: e755c74bcb21ccd⋯.png (645.87 KB, 648x1080, 3:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>no hacker girl that hacks ur brain and calls you puppy


 No.1193115

>>1193114

xlr it's too early to get this real


 No.1193116

>>1193114

is there a source on that concept or just wishful thinking


 No.1193117

give me $15


 No.1193118

>>1193116

it's the basic plot of hotline miami-like ruiner


 No.1193119

File: cfa149996a3457f⋯.png (3.44 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

i'm not seeing a gf here xlr......


 No.1193120

cyberpunk is more tired than tolkienshit at this point


 No.1193121

>>1193120

nothing is more tired than tolkienshit


 No.1193122


 No.1193123

people don't even bother to make something unique or take advantage of the genre

they just go "uhhh everything has neon lights and there's robots it's cyberpunk now"


 No.1193124

*adds some neon lights to hsg*

it's cyberpunk now


 No.1193125

File: 91255f2739a3665⋯.png (614.24 KB, 600x800, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

does he have a screen face

or is it just a blank helmet with that projected on it


 No.1193126

woah im dressed like an asshole now

l33t


 No.1193127

>>1193125

it's a screen


 No.1193128

>>1193103

it has to be some kind of self-referential humor or something


 No.1193129

i was confused when people talked about how good of a cyberpunk game va11halla was because when i played it everything seemed pretty nice for a dystopia


 No.1193130

File: 3799990f515cb3b⋯.png (313.19 KB, 652x384, 163:96, ClipboardImage.png)

this is epic


 No.1193131

people really do not understand the "punk" part of cyberpunk at all

punk continues to die


 No.1193132

scapeniggys.......


 No.1193133

it's funny because barkley 2 is actually one of the most genuinely cyberpunk thing in recent years despite being a parody of sorts


 No.1193134

>>1193127

he's mine

you can have the gf but i want the screenfacebf


 No.1193135

but should we treat intelligent ai as people????


 No.1193136

>>1193135

yes

next question


 No.1193137

>>1193135

human rights don't exist


 No.1193138

look at me

i am the gf now


 No.1193139

>>1193131

uh

*slaps パンクが死んだ on a black t-shirt*

that'll be $30


 No.1193140

>>1193136

ok, consider this next cyberpunk moral quandary

human-level-intelligence robots with human emotions: is it wrong to treat them as inhuman?????


 No.1193141

*puts a bunch a chromatic aberration on erithin*


 No.1193142

>>1193135

if you're a retard that welcomes death


 No.1193143

sign me up with that computer brain that someone hacks into and makes me a super slut


 No.1193144

how the FUCK is jerry stiller still alive


 No.1193145

File: c3889c4eca098c6⋯.png (332.97 KB, 604x681, 604:681, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1193146

File: 7b37b3fd028ed4c⋯.png (769.12 KB, 914x1234, 457:617, 180506.png)


 No.1193147

>>1193140

yes

next


 No.1193148

>>1193139

は is better than が here

>>1193145

this is really epic

the companies still aren't making any money so it works


 No.1193149

>>1193146

shitting on sponge and his awful life decisions>>>>>healthy sleep schedule


 No.1193150

>>1193143

ben.....


 No.1193151

>>1193148

i don't need perfect idiomatic japanese to make a fortune lazily beating the cyperpunk aesthetic to death


 No.1193152

File: 260cabbee4a279e⋯.jpg (254.19 KB, 1280x905, 256:181, tumblr_olanppAtjH1ud1xjeo1….jpg)

I'm pissed that my roommates keep the fridge full of shit they don't use and I'm struggling to find a place for some tortillas and a bag of cheese


 No.1193153

*idiosyncratically misspells teknical jargon*

w00t


 No.1193154

>>1193147

ok, but this next one is a huge doozy

consider a world with androids who are physically and mentally individual from adult human beings. in fact, even our protagonist might secretly be one without even knowing! what a thought! in this world they are literally equivalent to human beings and there is no meaningful difference that would provide any epistemological reason to treat them as lesser, non-sentient beings!

anyway, is it wrong to treat them as objects?????????


 No.1193155

the worst part of wapervave is all of the shitty google translate japanese that is absurdly painfully bad


 No.1193156

the conflation of east asian writing systems and cyberpunk aesthetic is a subtle admission that white people have given up on their future


 No.1193157

or that chinks are fucking nerds lol


 No.1193158

like

i get that "indistinguisable" would activate the auto-correct

but why go to "individual"


 No.1193159

File: cca39f7431a046e⋯.jpg (48.49 KB, 481x542, 481:542, cca39f7431a046e902e8c05d0f….jpg)


 No.1193160

>>1193154

what color skin do the androids have


 No.1193161

>>1193154

human rights don't exist


 No.1193162

>>1193156

that's the street level slophouse writing, the skyrise garden aristocrats stick to euro-med design


 No.1193163

the best cyberpunk is whatever the fuck Big O is


 No.1193164

my hot fresh cyberpunk world is one where unfettered capitalism resulted in a dystopian society


 No.1193165

>>1193154

it's wrong in that it would moronic and dangerous

treat them as enemies


 No.1193166

>>1193163

That's not cyberpunk at all


 No.1193167

>>1193166

if you actually watched big o, you would know it's cyberpunk


 No.1193168

made some pupusas


 No.1193169

>>1193154

yes

any more


 No.1193170

File: c552cbc7ed3a9c0⋯.png (2.81 MB, 1280x1541, 1280:1541, fa72f640bda50f5279a7c244be….png)


 No.1193171

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1193172

File: a0996d62fbf3218⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 2836x2947, 2836:2947, __dorothy_va_11_hall_a_dra….jpg)

>>1193169

should robot loli prostitutes be legal?


 No.1193173


 No.1193174


 No.1193175

>>1193172

"legal" in these settings is less important than "do I have the power to do this"


 No.1193176

do I have the power to overclock rev?


 No.1193177

>>1193176

by the end of the week, there wouldn't be a single piece of salvageable discarded furniture left in the entirety of seattle


 No.1193178

>>1193176

you need a mustard cooling sink


 No.1193179

>>1193172

i dont know

but it probably wouldnt be


 No.1193180

my lolibot was build 18 years ago


 No.1193181

>>1193175

I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO FUCK LOLIBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


 No.1193182

the libby tells a story

of a cuckold's life of glory

trust your eyes

the twitter never lies


 No.1193183

she may look like a loli but she is programmed to be over 18


 No.1193184

>>1193182

ahem

your blue checkmark tells a story

of a libcuck's life of glory


 No.1193185

File: 1a955af9c78bc41⋯.jpg (93.07 KB, 450x511, 450:511, __dorothy_va_11_hall_a_dra….jpg)

I think the lolibots would probably just barely be legal after an escalating court case but all the early adopters would be heavily ostracized


 No.1193186

underage milfbot?


 No.1193187

in a world of sentient AI and robot bodies, assuming that a legally and mentally adult AI could have whatever robot body they choose, and if robot/AI prostitution is legal, it stands to reason that AI would cater to specific body-type-tastes

people who want to fuck lolibots would be considered pedophiles though, that's just a given


 No.1193188

File: 76365340e3094ef⋯.jpg (56.98 KB, 960x949, 960:949, 1517841688205.jpg)

>DFC-72


 No.1193189

i guess you'd have to have some way of identifying a robot vs a human

at the same time, can you imagine how embarassing it would be if you were a lolibot and you were carded(or w/e) while you were out with your bf?


 No.1193190

File: 3c1fb930ad6228d⋯.jpeg (66.42 KB, 734x441, 734:441, 0B5C7E49-3C59-4D53-BD47-7….jpeg)


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>>1193190

we rise


 No.1193193

File: e53ac0960be5a73⋯.png (234.58 KB, 605x577, 605:577, ClipboardImage.png)

a person draws themselves like this

what is your immediate impression of that person


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>>1193193

failed youtube critic career


 No.1193198

really pissed i missed out on this and didn't know about it until now https://www.famitsu.com/news/201802/23152493.html


 No.1193199

File: 4f4cfa5e9046caa⋯.png (289.87 KB, 566x726, 283:363, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1193193

has jacked off to this picture of velma more than once


 No.1193200

>>1193199

that's a pretty nice pic though


 No.1193201

>>1193199

that's a bit broad dont you think

hasnt everyone


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>>1193193

bad future shitto


 No.1193204

>>1193199

I feel personally attacked


 No.1193205

>>1193198

more closeups of cunny area?


 No.1193206

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1193207

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is still really fuggin ebin


 No.1193208

File: dbdf21198feebee⋯.png (215.14 KB, 459x635, 459:635, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1193197

ding ding ding


 No.1193209

File: 17b51544c08903a⋯.png (239.43 KB, 1024x566, 512:283, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 99fd5399958fefb⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1152x1509, 384:503, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0e589183723649a⋯.png (21 KB, 502x246, 251:123, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1c22c9de3865b4c⋯.png (148.62 KB, 540x227, 540:227, ClipboardImage.png)

>elected US rep commissions fursona to distract from her anti-teacher platform

is this cyberpunk


 No.1193210

>>1193209

it’s certainly cyber-something


 No.1193211

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>insaneintherain cover of "can you feel the sunshine"

nothing could make me more happy in this moment


 No.1193212

i wait patiently for trump's presidential fortnite stream


 No.1193214

>>1193212

nah, he'd have barron do it


 No.1193215

>>1193209

if dave strider can get some idots voting for him thats just the logical conclusion


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 No.1193281

>>1193172

i want to put my peepee in dorothy


 No.1193318

I lost my Warhammer game today, but it was a narrow defeat

The scenario was to capture an objective zone held by entrenched enemies within the 5 round game duration

I managed to kill his leader and still had twice as many troops remaining but didn't get him to cede the objective


 No.1205869

File: ec61e847774ee21⋯.jpg (17.82 KB, 732x126, 122:21, Capture.JPG)

>>1192474

I'm banned from InfoWars




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