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>that jade

oh lawd



this is like the 3d guys captions being more true to the characters than most fan works



Yeah I mean even the boys are actually males, look.


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*flicks hsg's manboobs*


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That's because nobody reads the comic any more. Or ever.



>long faced rose

>ambigiously pacific jade

>John "No Mo' Homo" about to rip Faggot Dave's leg off

>Dave is a detached little pissant

it's perfect



>ambigiously pacific jade

Why would Jade be ambiguously pacific

She's tanned MAYBE but Grandpa moved to the island, she wasn't born there.


vriska's eight clits



i still can't believe vriska has 8 penises


vriska's left titty with 7 nipples on it



no JOHN has eight clits.


vriskas ovaries 8fold

looks like her womb is holding a cat o' nine tales


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>pink mercy skin prompt when you boot up overwatch

this is the wurst



>15 bux for a skin

what the hell is wrong with everyone



GOOD jade


jade is japanese



so basically you want an autistic Polynesian gf


polynesian girls are hot to be fair


The kids aren't any race or ethnicity, being completely genetically separate from any population.



explain grandpa



half at best


yeah but not full polynesian

it's important that she might pass for something else



full blooded jap




who the fuck is gonna judge you for your autistic polynesian gf



It's INCREDIBLY sexually important that you could dress her up in a qipao or a hula skirt or a native american dress and she passes for each

it's like fucking a different girl every night


also jade without having pubic hair is just wrong don't @ me with shaved jade



i thought i had more of this chick but only the one photoshoot she did not the feral one




What about Jade subjecting herself to a makeover because she's attention starved


jade is 100% japanese


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like this?



acceptable, but she has to do it in a cute way and not a crazy bitch way



See, too asian, ruined



jade by the literal definition of things is crazy and also a bitch (female dog)


i always kinda see the strilalondes as being long faced or weirdly hawkish in look

just something kind of birdlike about them, ignoring the ones that are birds





It's an (psuedo in daves case)intellectual look



The scariest ones were that pierced-to-fuck girl who did Rose while pregnant and pretended her trans wife was Kanaya and legit named the baby eridan, and the one that had massive scars everywhere in an artsy pattern, but it was like this giant pentagram that was terrifying


I like how much of a cunt they made rose



No it's more that he's a pasty white androgynous bird man



numale's back was better



so more or less you want that one girl that did jade that everyone thought was a loli


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anyways this is the best jade and ive whacked it to her many an epic time


anyone wanna go squatchhunting with me



is this what you're talking about


if so then yes


my favourite jade cosplayer was always some shitty webcam screenshot of one with a bass guitar


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no different jade

let me browse that mega see if she's there



she has a nice mouth

big lips and teeth are Important


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this one



she's cute but jade needs to be twiggier



What does that even mean


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fat jade is just jane


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man all of these small vaguely asian jades just blend together



she has too much body fat

being twiggier would also help with her being too identifiable as a mestiza



Isn't it great


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she seems fucking tiny

like you could fit her in a box they ship oranges in


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jade is an illegal immigrant in canon



You can be tiny and have baby fat



you pretty much have to

you're asking for shortstacks and short of midgets they just don't exist







no jane is just fat john


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>homestuck is long past being dead and you missed your chance to slap on a dave shirt and aviators and bang some gawky mousy little loser girl at a con for no effort



yeah you missed out on your chance to be arrested for dateraping an underage girl

oh well


a man in his thirties dressed as [hiveswap troll name], patrolling conventions desperate for the chance to fuck a joey!



isn't that just hussie



well if we're going back to when homestuck was relevant i'd literally be 6 years younger



he doesn't need to patrol, he pays a girl to be his personal booth babe


also who said anything about rape mattress girl...



statutory rape


*emotionally abuses halftruth a lil*

whoo, i'm pooped

*tags in cohen*



i thought that was shelby

so yeah i guess he does pay her



i thought it was shelbys sister


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oh shit



well the vriska booth babes he had were shelby and her more attractive sister

but he pays shelby

or paid



the other vriska cosplays a lot and mentions that she gets to travel around and do that because of her work

which makes me think she's literally paid to do it



but the other vriska is hussie's gf


buying gf



whats your point


what homestuck character would you cosplay as hsg

i would probably pull an ironic equius cosplay due my long straight hair and how scrawny i am



fuck so hussie's dating $helby's sister?



what is her work



booth babe




where have you been?



i knew he was dating that joey cosplayer but not that she was related to shelby



so how much do you think halftruth regrets her sbahj owl tattoo


jade not going feral was missed opportunity tbh


people should have taken "hussie's boner for vriska killed homestuck" more literally



she ran the company for like four years too

and then it kept getting worse

how is the new gf compared to her anyway


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aww yeah gurl ghostwrite me



please tell me that's not the same artist


*copies steven universe*

Look everyone I've IMPROVED!



i dont think its possible for her new gf to be worse than halftruth, really i dont think she's done anything besides cosplay so she's basically fine

she's gonna be upset when hussie drops her for another fresh college graduate though lol



oh..... you'll know its the same artist when you find out who that artist is....




Aimless Renegade



Holy crap Shelby's regressed fucking hard.

I'd almost weep if she wasn't a bitch.




how do we kick calarts into the fucking sun


homestuck's animated series done in calarts style


the most impressive thing about calarts is how it fools every artist who goes there into thinking their art was better than before


jay baruchel will voice john and there is literally nothing you can do about it



Okay but Dante Basco desperately wanted to voice Dave so



gotta justify the time and money spent!


Why does everyone copy SU now

the only thing nice are the backgrounds


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shelby deserved being fired


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It's simple and cheap while still looking artsy and "nice"

I will say OK KO makes it look good by making it even simpler and getting out of the weird uncanny people blob valley but the rest look ick

exhibit A





it's not just the copying of SU that pisses me off

It's the idea that everything has to be not just ultra progressive but ultimately free of conflict

everyone is gay and superficially nice to each other like it's a shitty coffee shop AU.

like pretending the trolls were anything other than a race of awful people.


bring back cartoons like justice league





if i could guarantee that my homestuck themed fantasies would be fulfilled, dave


what happened to the dcau?


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DCAU is wholly unique and we will never see that again



>action cartoons





didn't it kind of just reach the end of its contract

it ended on a super good note, wholly satisfying


i am okay with the stevey unification of western cartoons if it directly competes with the previous advenchy timerization of western cartoons



and the fucky part is that SU isn't actually that. People are cunts in it. Most of them are actually.


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>i am okay with the stevey unification of western cartoons if it directly competes with the previous advenchy timerization of western cartoons

these two ideas are not in tension retard, B follows from A


it is kind of incredible that the dcau actually had an ending now that i think about it


at least we'll always have anime



no it's different


adventure time still hasn't fucking ended



what style is elephant cuck show ripping off

that style is the true enemy



not just an ending but a GOOD ending.



I will admit that adventure time/regular show were definitely less "uwu" and weren't above doing actually weird and unpredictable shit but that gradually faded away from them


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it does remind me of something else but i can't put my finger on it

i feel like it's a weird preschool show or something


I want someone from /co/ to suicide bomb calarts


>american animation



that's like asking hussie to do anything, not enough spine to ever commit to that


the marvelous misadventures of flapjack -> adventure time -> steven universe -> ok ko/craig of the creek



Pretty much, especially if we're talking overall quality of the show degenerating

How do we get back to flapjack and chowder lads



really it was adventure time that spawned most things though


Yeah I blame adventure time


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even worse than its impact on art was adventure time's very forced casual weirdness

>what the shmow man, it's all zonked up in her headspace!

fucking die



>ajisaidenden is doing a niyah book

muh dick


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i think it works in AT but in basically nothing else


>adsdfsddfsdf is doing a njnjknf book

muh dick



it works in nothing



>afghanistan is doing a nigga book

muh dick




i was thinking more of the staff

pen worked on flapjack

sugar worked on adventure time

ian jones-quarterly (ok ko) worked on steven universe, as did matt burnett and ben levin (craig of the creek)

although, ijq did also work on adventure time


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don't forget hirsch and roiland



good filename


ok ko sucks

however it should be revered for getting ijq out of other shows


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hot new concept

liking little girl characters but not wanting to fuck them


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OK KO is the least bad of the bunch

except maybe clarence never had a stupid gun debate episode



are you just posting this because you want to post flan or do you have an actual reason


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just posting some flan


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i forgot about jg quintel too




every time I remember Close Enough is a thing me fell nauseous


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there's probably some others i'm forgetting


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i want to stick it in flan



epic jadepeta


why are you so basic



the rest is shit, but at least its shit that embraces and understands itself. shits that stock up on fiber and corn to be the best shits they can be.

ok ko is just going through the motions without understanding why those shows succeed when they do. it's substance-less in its shittiness. a ghost of a shit. the palest imitation of a turd. and if you think it's the best because of that, maybe stop shitwatching in general.


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>not going completely nude


ijq a purveyor of awful watery liquid shits is the core of what i'm getting at


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I just like it because ko is just kid goku but even more retarded, radicles is one of the rare male characters in these shows with an actual sack, and enid doesn't give a shit


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it also helps that a lot of characters aren't human so a very geometric and simple body plan works

meanwhile in SU you get shit like this


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ijq, or as I like to call him, "the big nig"



raw sexual power



the goldeneye school of mouth shapes



jade can suck a man's balls out through his penis



sadie feeds by lying on murky riverbeds and when prey swims above her massive jowls suck in tens of gallons of water just by opening


sadie's VA being the new velma VA should be fucking illegal


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*audible "OOOF"*


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For wonk


at is a response to 80s action cartoons, but loose enough to fit a story about growing up and also there's a weird buddhist undertone to everything?

su is a response to sailor moon/other monster of the week format shows, but loose enough to fit a story about healing from loss and also there's a weird gay undertone to everything?

ok ko isn't really a response to the shonen anime it apes so much as it is a sort of hipster rehash of the genre. the setting is too strict (or shonen is too wide a genre) to really create new views on existing tropes, i think?



>also there's a weird gay undertone to everything?

More effeminate than gay


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>ok ko isn't really a response to the shonen anime it apes so much as it is a sort of hipster rehash of the genre. the setting is too strict (or shonen is too wide a genre) to really create new views on existing tropes, i think?

Good because the second AT stopped being a deconstruction of 80's action cartoons and tried to do more it turned to shit

the second SU stopped being a monster of the week show it turned to shit


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oh hey that one feral jade cosplayer did that other photoshoot

you could have totally done a dave cosplay and tried to fuck her


Did SU ever have any more monster of the week stuff after jailbreak?


do you do anything besides talk about bad cartoons






we also talk about bad video games!!!!!!


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we could talk about homestuck



a few times



Talk about lolis


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dab on libtards


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my baby boy is at the beach


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>white huskieish dog at beach




the jadeposting is seeping into reality


>you'll never be a cute grill

why even continue 2 exist


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i wish i was jade






*sits on computer for 5 more hours and then goes to sleep alone*


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I forgot to reply

I wish you were jade too so I could fuck you


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i hate you cute-sexualizers


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>not wanting to fuck cute things


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>not wanting to fuck cute things




those are the words, that i said.



why not



sexy and cute are different

almost opposite




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>not wanting to fuck cute girls


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she was raised by smooth hairless carapacians and the internet.


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i don't want to fuck literal girls no sorry



Your ideal gf is a tiny island girl



>fuck literal girls

what did pubes mean by this


what are figurative girls


i want to do some kind of study on the connection between equating sexiness and cuteness and also being a huge piece of useless shit



I have many ideal gfs

all of them are sexually mature



cutebois and/or fictional girls


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then why do they not have big tit



dont do this



that is literally a baby



I'm partial to big tid who said I wasn't




>not wanting to fuck cute things


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*sako voice*

"eh, it's cute, so..."



it's just a literal drawing gawd


literally ban sako for awhile i'm sick of this shit



then why not support your local big tit jade



I didn't even fucking post that

eat shit


>going just straight into toddlercon now

Okay ban please?


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i'm kinda thankful there really hasn't been any homestuck toddlercon

Still makes things above the bronies


I'm not the one who should cop a ban for that


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Big tit is like peanut butter

good on some things, not as good on others



peanutbutter is good on everything unless you're allergic (ie gay)


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le wrong



case in point



I love this bitch! I love Joey!


Peanut butter is literal shit actually


reminder joey is literally jade to the point where she says as much


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peanut butter on a loli


>ywn lick peanut butter off a loli's cute, tiny, sensitive nipples


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how is it a loli then


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I watched that Junji Ito horror anthology

I liked it

Look at me, 2 animes in a week

How do you do fellow nihonjin



it says you can undo it


>hairy jade


she's 13


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She's 20



the petrification or the smashing?


we age her up :)


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By the end she's 16 minimum, 20 actual




not to imply anything sexual but i dont think 13 year old girls grow body hair



i can't believe the first xenoblade2 spoiler i'd actually be exposed to was a hornypost on hsg

at least i already guessed at it


big flan belly slap slap belly


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oh i don't agree with hairy jade anyway



whats it spoiling


pubes yes

treasure trail much yes

leg hair no


13 year old jade is the sexiest



>treasure trail much yes

ah I see you are a man of culture as well



shut up john


leg hair is nasty on a girl but I find arm hair is fine



jade has a huge bush, but it's not out of control

rose is smooth as a baby's bottom



girl arm hair does not really get out of control ever



jade has fur instead of pubes


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this is rose


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kawaii desu neigh


>Is this one of those great™ magical™ weapons™ made in the Sorcerous™ Kingdom™ of the Sorcerer™ King™ Ainz™ Ooal™ Gown™ Sama™ with the art of Runecraft™, which uses Dwarven™ Runes™ to make Rune™ Weapons™ like the Ultimate Shooting Star Super™?



True, it's usually very fine and thin



the gem on her chest means she's a blade. it's kind of a tweest but they there's a couple hints so it's not huge i guess. it may mean even more specific, important things but i did not take a close look


*Grabs The Dicks*

What Is Up Fellow Gamerz


i feel like i have a fever and i don't think i'm gonna be able to fall asleep but i really need to

please pray for me


Jade shaves because you can pretty much manipulate her into doing anything because she's so lonely



sorry bud

i didn't know, ive never played xb2 i just want to fuck the welsh catgirl


Jade is too autistic to understand what lonely means. She has her internet friends and her dog and her dead grandpa and she's not even aware that anyone could want or need anything more than that.



>Jade is too autistic to understand what lonely

>basically went into a partial coma from loneliness after the retcon


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reading zoobooks with jade on a comfy summer evening


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You forgot how John and Davesprite exploded and Jade became depressed from sheer loneliness that she started naming consorts yiffyiff.


>noted furry jade harley




never ever

it 8urts



joeys legs



jade's a slut

sluts shave


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she doesn't shave but that doesn't mean she has lots of leg hair retard


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kanaya convinces her through guilt tripping


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even if you go by the 500 year old vampire logic, you still shouldn't fuck flan because she's extremely mentally ill


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jade's smooth



she doesn't have to be in my doujins



kanaya doesn't even try to hide her rape eyes huh


what do macaroons taste like



jade's like an object of lust for half the cast


softer cookies

how have you never had one





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Just ordered bootleg Warhammer minis direct from a Chinese factory

The product catalog is easy to find but the email is unlisted and you have to find it yourself as a way to stay one step ahead Games Workshop copyright lawyers

What a fascinating little racket


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i don't get why all the tumblr girls piled on JadeRose when Jade and Kanaya had a much better rapport


what should i commission from this macrophilia artist




How macro we talkin here

anything over like... 15 feet is trash



could be any height


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imagine what flan's hole would feel like on your dick



what hole



jaderose shippers are people who also rejected the rosemary bandwagon

they probably just hate kanaya

i can't blame them for that



eye hole






i mean most of them seem to be ex rosemary

but that's like not wanting to shoot yourself in the foot so you stand in front of an oncoming train


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That is still a baby

it is in diapers



stop doing that


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...south asian jade


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ah yes

ladyboy jade



that's an indian jade

you just want connie



Would explain a lot about dave tbh


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don't do that


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I just realized that Connie is just curry Jade

that's why I like them both

Also India is South Asian idiot


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I said south asian not southeast asian


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this picture offends me by a fuckload






i like her look of absolute disgust


pajamma sam is basically everything hiveswap wants to bw


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now it's better


please stop posting flan babyfuck




do not fuck babies


i realize you're doing it because i talked about wanting to fuck flan but dont




>not wanting to fuck cute things



is this reverse psychology



wwhos this hairy mary


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she never had paws die


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thread theme



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I'd only tolerate furfag jade if she was in a doggy wheelchair otherwise miss me wit that shit


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What the fuck


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i hope this is the final saga



it's cletus "flatearther" cousinfucker


*unseals vagina*


release the cocky-kun



i know remilia locked her up for some reason but have they never gotten past that in a narrative sense

i know most new games just focus on the newhus but flan should probably get psychological help



no you fool, it's been too long!


i remember when people wanted to fuck rose...



japs don't believe in psychological help



the scarlet sisters are fake English or something though


>you'll never rub jade's dog ears


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touch fluffy ears


everybody told me lib stuff's dangerous


what if: i was the one with fluffy ears and tail that got pet


do you think jade gets off to that


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touchy fluffy tail is a good song



it's pretty good yea


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Rich Evans' shrill piercing howl of a laugh haunts my dreams


diridiri, dirididi daddy



this was like the last pic chaz ever drew, what happened to her


touch loli puss



got jumped by moody


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i miss chaz

she goodposted




she did

she was a goodposting tyrannosaur

like me


Kitchen Table Shitposter is a good title, I like having it


she made roxykitten


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I too miss chaz's attempts at defending drugs


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what if i just reach over







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good: there's an extension that brings tab groups back to firefox

bad: instead of forcing myself to say that i won't read the hundreds of tabs i've left open, i can just shove them in another group and call it a day


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also mine is probably better for my computer


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one thing that was overlooked in steven universe

pearl has a lot of phone numbers tucked away







i wish she was actually a player and not just a total dweeb who has no idea what to do with the numbers

she deserves it



dump that panda group lad






>closing a tab without reading it

can't, sorry



i meant post it you dumb dumb

dump it as in post it in the thread

god is this your first day on a chan


no but seriously

who the fuck opens tabs and tabs of porn

what the fuck are you doing

do you really think it's good enough to save for later

isn't that why god invented bookmarking

it's hoarding, is what it is



bookmarking something is admitting defeat

it's casting it off into the aether, never to see again except maybe when I browse my bookmarks once every year or so


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nice poils


getting into the habit of making and checking temporary bookmark folders seems more tidy than just making millions of fucking tabs

i might just be a luddite

i only have 3 tabs open at any time


i feel barren and empty unless i have at least like 15 tabs up


i tend to accumulate 10-15 tabs over the course of a day, and then eventually I go through and close all but a few when they reach the point of being too small to be easily identifiable on the header

but just literally never closing tabs is kinda weird, especially if it's porn


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snagged status: bagged


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porn, weeb shit, job shit


porn has been there for several months

weeb has been there a few weeks

job has been there a few days


there was some silvagunner song that used touch fluffy tail that was way better than the real song

but i cannot remember what it was


>Kiryu gets raped by some older woman

>Loses 1/4 of his health



>porn has been there for several months

what the fuck




autism and procrastination is a hell of a drug



i guess but ive just never really been so into porn that, if i saw it but didn't get to reading it, i would feel the need to save it for later even by bookmarking it

guess it's just not my thing, as well as a general aversion to too many tabs

although, this is definitely a change, i used to always have a billion tabs up

i dont remember how or why i decided to change that but i havent looked back



It's more "Someone posted something and said it was ok porn, i'll look at it later"

same thing happens with porn game threads on /v/ and ln threads on /a/ but i purposefully avoid them now or just make it a point to actually look at the tabs


celebrity visit from spongelord



would unironically pay money for it


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it's dave motorboating giant jade titties, what's there to understand

i thought it was pretty clear.



oh those are her boobs, got it



>Someone posted something and said it was ok porn, i'll look at it later

in my head that is exactly what a bookmark is for



What did you think they were



yea and you'd think email would be used for people to communicate with people



I was thinking it was a giant stuffed animal thing



why would that tickle



I thought it was a pillow







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come on don't fall asleep on me


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I really like Westworld, I think I may make some webms of that



how about you stop being a dumb gay bitch instead


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yukiu kon does good flans


don't sexualize the vampires

sexualize the rat instead


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goo night hsg


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>manga based off thisman.org

wild times, my dudes


that was me

im here


i have super chocolately dark chocolate ice cream

im so happy


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I had a strawberry cheesecake shake from sonic

I am content



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>no upper weight limit

infinitely massive gf...


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tfw no eternal loli life partner



why not be into normal women you fuck


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lolis sexy



thought it was preggo now i'm mad



i wish i could give lobotomies over the internet and just remove ur horny level



cucked yet again...


i wish the manga i read updated more frequently


I wish I could read minds through the internet so I could find out what manga grant reads and make fun of him


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i read a lot @_@


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I'm bored

maybe I should try getting banned from other 8chan boards


if any of you still uh, know foul fagus

his skype got got by a hacker bot


>Trump’s Anti-Trafficking Law Threatens Online Free Speech And Safe Sex Work

gotta be pro-trafficking now to own drumpf


surely making sex workers even more isolated from law enforcement will protect these vulnerable people


im gay


old world blues is booorriiiinggg


kill yourself


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maybe check #farts?



i mean, yeah. nah.


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>It was Carrie's robe. She REALLY wanted me to wear it & I thought-who cares? No one will ever see it. This pic was snapped as she pointed to the photographer with the long-lens camera & I thought-who cares? No one will ever see it.


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plz be good


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>reddit is getting a massive redesign that cripples the site for ads

big le, folks.


to my fellow nintenyearolds

will you be paying for online play?




what's new? I'm not seeing any difference


frick off reddit



its not fully rolled out yet apparently

its on the steam reddit for sure, i think u can get iton others by putting the url as new.reddit.com

the "flair" shit is being replaced with basically 8chan flags that are 15x15 pixels

no custom css at all

clicking links doesnt take u to the link it always opens the post

it looks like shit

ads are embedded mid page and are unblockable or have to be blocked some other way because theyre essentially just posts

and some other shit idk


half of that i pieced together based on a post on different reddit board

its hella funny



still doesn't show up for me; it just redirects to www.reddit.com

not that i really care


im a chad



this is a very un-chad thing to say.....


is there ANYONE in hsg who could even remotely qualify as a The Virgin

we're all weirdos so it doesn't work



XLR boom done

next question


the virgin lolicon


the chad gay furry



can I be the virgin?


the virgin office worker


the chad nightshift


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look @ this


File: cd5d71c172ef684⋯.webm (2.19 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1525858706183.webm)



The Virgin Admin (Zwid) vs The Chad Board Owner (Grant)


destroy all soundless webms



i'm just gonna pretend that's a fupa


zwid zwid zwid


the virgin sako vs the chad sponge


the virgin hst vs the chad /homosuck/


the virgin wes vs the chad ben


File: 06d7d24df8f707d⋯.gif (1.35 MB, 343x309, 343:309, heaven's gift to mankind.gif)

MS2 Beta in 3 hours


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it's a trick.... don't believe her..........



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the production quality of these comics is about as high as kemono friends



i saw that yesterday while trying to look up something

if i cared about reddit even the tiniest bit I would be apalled because it's the ugliest site design I've ever seen in my life



this album is so fucking GOOD




give me a source



I'm looking, it's kinda hard to find


>manga is interesting

>accomplish first big goal and what the initial premise is

>takes notable nose dive in quality

every time


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shut the fuck up rich evans


>half of steams new and trending is vns

>only one is not porn



*shrill, piercing howl of a laugh*


>pubg STILL top seller

fuck off china


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did they make it so people have to pay up to get their game on steam now


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didn't you always have to pay up to get your game on steam? either the like $100 or whatever thing for greenlight or the proper process which i heard cost some money


im pretty sure youve had to pay since like


i think the first few years valve basically came to u to ask or something, but im not hundo percent


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I fucking hope you appreciate this


I just took a fat ogre shit


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i really do


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fuck I really should have finished reading this all those months ago


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homestuck AMV set to this song



Yes, and?


i want to have sex with toph from the last airbender and i have for the last 13 years


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>Age: 12 in Avatar: The Last Airbender



toph is top cute though


you've wanted to have sex with her longer than she has been alive


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just cause it's cute doesn't mean you should fuck it


its hard to find good toph art because western artists suck and also age characters up




isnt she like 98 in korra



ignore him



I thought you were trying to justify having sex with a twelve year old by saying she's cute



in what now



i dont have to justify myself jerking off to characters i like to anyone and im insulted you think I would do that



the legend of korra


oh ty lee is only fourteen?

guess I'm a pedo too



she's not real so you're not a pedo



flat as a board


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I'm gonna post the something good for once before I fuck off for a while



every faker


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it's a casio on a numale beach

it's a casio on a numale beach

it's a cuckoldry deep soy landfill

it's a cuckoldry deep soy landfill





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I hate a conservatard, one who lacks a numale spark

I just detest a man afraid to watch his wife blow darks

I always spend my evenings where there's nindies, soy, and song

But like a cuck, I always bring my femhandler along!


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totalbiscuit will wake up in an isekai



Special Ability: Eagle's Eyes



i'm a member of the libcuck crew

#blacklivesmatter and of course, #metoo

assload of poz in the morning

tweeting the hot new takes


uuugggghhhhhhh im getting the "play skyrim" feeling again and i hate it



reread act 6 instead



he'll be immortalized as a twitch emote


i think i might kill myself too


we MapleStory 2 now


*microwaves baby carrots before eating them*



i wish you did



>michael cohen received $4.4 million through the same shell corporation he used to pay stormy daniels

>$1.2 million from Novartis pharmacueticals, $200k from AT&T

>$50k from a US company that is the front for a sanctioned russian company linked to russian oligarch

see this is why you always want a civil case in tandem with the criminal case

good work avenatti, you media whore


grant are you revving or do you want me to explain to you how stupid this is


?nw fvjvjvw;oruwpoufghwpoguhw[g


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i'll leave you with this

try reading the articles yourself


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ill leave you with this

break the conditioning. info wars dot com


i wish "hiding sincere beliefs behind a veil of irony and plausible deniability" wasn't board culture

just like

say things

if you mean it in jest, be sincere in your jest

if you mean things seriously, own them

this isn't a moral issue or anything, i'm just a dumbass and feel really stupid when i don't know what's going on or how people actually think and it's upsetting so i want people to stop


File: 7ca02534be84f18⋯.png (203.87 KB, 780x585, 4:3, 1525817542065.png)


that was apropos of nothing and not a response to any particular poster on this board

(That Was Human Sarcasm)


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> i'm just a dumbass and feel really stupid when i don't know what's going on or how people actually think and it's upsetting so i want people to stop



what did he mean by this

please help i truly don't know



its a saucisson



but why


let's just remove grant from this whole discussion

i'll just call infowars stupid

man, infowars is stupid and dangerous in how it misleads and misinforms people


t wonk gay fag aids lover


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please stop replying to me


STD rates are skyrocketing in L.A. county... and why that's a good thing




see this is what confuses me

are you saying these things because you truly believe i believe those things, or are you saying them because you want me to get mad that you're saying them

are you wrong or just pretending to be stupid

it's a constant source of confusion, frankly


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wow real lesbian


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>please stop replying to me




you're confusing and i don't understand you

im not in the mood to try and figure it our right now so just



what am i talking about

i'll just leave

im clearly not in the mood for hsg right now



Intentionally infecting others with HIV is longer a felony... heres the top 10 things you need to know


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that would actually be a good article tbh, it probably exists


you fuckers probably wouldn't even read it though


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infowars is dumb but like

std rates increasing after you make it legal to lie about them does make sense



it's about lower tier stds than full blown aids

still hope all sexhavers become lepers tho


*legalises pozzing*

*pozzers crawl out of the woodwork*



why do you facade like you care about other people so much when you constantly prove otherwise


libcucks owned +1


youre all idiots with stupid bitch syndrome


remember to stream your suicide, shitto



stop giving that faggot attention




the articles are talking about different stds

>make it legal to lie about them

not what happened

it might make sense on a basica logical level, and that's what infowars was doing here

"here's two articles side by side about stds from the same source, what an interesting picture they paint together"

but the picture is nonsense

it requires misinterpreting the facts

it requires ignoring all the other evidence surrounding this decision

do you even know why people wanted the law changed



It makes them willingly become my tools... >:)



remember to stream your suicide, anon


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nigga you do it all the time



>it might make sense on a basica logical level

that's kinda my le point though

illuminate me


I miss Kanaya's cock


i'm not gonna read some dumb articles about some dumb place

best case scenario it's all exaggerated, worst case scenario california crashes and burns and i don't really mind either


should i help the poor people who steal shit or the rich people who obtain things legally in gravity rush 2



the ones morally in the right



i dont know the rich people made me run a lot of errands for them and were rude



the ones with bigger tits



are the poor ones nicer?





the poor people dont make me water their plants or make me get their snotnosed brats balloon before insulting me for being poor and smelly


im nuclear

im wild




then uh

"the law is created by the rich to oppress the poor" or some shit


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not much. u?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



TL;DR this got long but it's still shorter than reading both articles and making up your own mind so hey here you go

thanks for the opportunity please enjoy my Hot Take

im saying that infowars was setting up something that looks logical

"knowingly transferring HIV is no longer a felony" plus "std rates soar" seems to imply that because the punishment for knowingly transferring an std was lowered, the rates of that std went up

which makes sense, if something is legalized it'll probably happen more, not less

except that interpretation of the data is wrong

that connection between the two articles isn't actually there

the law was changed to bring the treatment of HIV in the law in line with the treatment of other transferable stds like syphilis

the reasons for this were many but the important ones were the fact that medically there's no reason to treat them differently due to advancements in understanding and treating HIV, and the fact that the laws were currently being used almost exclusively to target sex workers

if a sex worker was arrested they were given an HIV test, and if they tested positive they were considered to be breaking that law and it was a felony

also, criminalizing the transmission of HIV meant that if you didn't get tested for HIV, you couldn't be convicted of the felony

so it reduced testing rates

the Second article is discussing the rising rates of gonorrhea and chlamydia, especially among ethnic and sexuality minorities communities

this discrepancy is under investigation but theories abound, centered around discrepancies in housing and medical access, funding to outreach programs, and minority distrust of medical institutions

they aren't related articles

the link infowars is positing does not exist, to my knowledge

and hopefully, lessening the stigma around HIV will increase the number of people being tested


a ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba

wh-wha-whats going on-on

ding ding

lets do the crazy frooooogg


knowingly infecting someone with something should give the death penalty




thanks i guess



>the reasons for this were many but the important ones were the fact that medically there's no reason to treat them differently due to advancements in understanding and treating HIV

are you seriously comparing HIV to something like gonorrhea or syphilis


now to tackle the racism of niggas whost don't wash they dick



no problem, anytime


that may be your opinion but in california it's a misdemeanor


im not

the people who supported this measure were

the only comparison they're making is, i think, due to the transmission rates

with treatment, transmission rates of HIV are negligible and the medicine is only getting better

so, they say, that is one reason to treat it only as harshly as other transferable stds


i think its pretty common to think that malicious infection is a crime that should be punished by isis-esque executions


i got some smash modpack going but things are missing and also aren't in the right place

not sure what the deal is



i think it's pretty common to think that america is not the place for isis-esque executions, eh



its also not the place for biological warfare


galaxybrain: "surely the threat of death will strike terror into the hearts of people who knowingly and maliciously spread deadly diseases"



what you're describing is not biological warfare



its ancap terrorism



you're being silly again



you can't cum once you're dead


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uuuuuuuuuuuh it's ironic


somebody post the homestuck discord google docs again


anyway im glad we got that all cleared up in a very civil way




This but unironically


choose wisely:

neverending bag of chips

neverending tub of ice cream

neverending bottle of coke



im sincere

send the poz leathermen to the gallows



I alchemize the bottle of coke with the tub of ice cram



what kind of chips


im bored



bottomless feedee gf


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what kind of ice-cream

i am not wasting a wish on a neverending tube of mint ice cream



do you want increased hiv rates

cuz that's how you get increased hiv rates


that last one isnt a dab though?



Nintendo think they slick........



its how you get decreased hiv, actually


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"how do you want to die"

"rounded by thicc "



how do you propose to keep testing rates stable



why does the normal colon have a muffin top


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i've just come to accept it and not care


> or are you saying them because you want me to get mad that you're saying them

you've been here what, like 5 years or something? should't you understand this by now?



thats a weird baby



yeah that's epic



>you've been here what, like 5 years or something? should't you understand this by now?

no? it's still impossible to tell the difference between a sincerely held stupid belief and a falsely held belief intended to make me react so they can laugh



they look like they're having fun



my point wasn't that you should be able to tell when someone is being retarded or not, it's just knowing the fact that it's happening the overwhelming majority of the time


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every time i see screen shots from hentai videos they always have this weird haze to them

whats the deal


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daily vristav




very bad



bright and cheery moeshit lighting with no dynamic or graphic shadows



mat_fullbright 1, sad!


cletus please expand your fucking vocabulary



i don't think he knows any other descriptor than moeshit

even /a/'s moved on and has a few more words at their disposal


ah yes

this lighting is moeshit



do you mean the jpg quality

cause that's supposed to be part of the joke, i think


this lighting is moe as fuck




no rebuttal lol



you have no argument to rebut




they always have the weird bright haze


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its a revtier sentence in how nonsensical it is

you literally cannot argue against it or even begin to apply reason to it



you have to have an argument in the first place


i don't know what you mean about haze, the lighting is pretty bright in that yea


*turns on the mecha lighting*


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>my head hurts and i have to go to a lesbian birthday party


Soy lighting


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dare you click



no you dont


god could you imagine actually having sex with a hot woman



do you think i’m lying are you implying i’m not actually totally obligated to. because yeah i could skip it but i’d feel kind of mean



no i can only imagine myself having sex with twinks

im straight btw


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rare footage of sako as a little kid


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big epic





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I type faster than I thought I did, and I'm probably marginally faster than whatever metric this was because a thing came up and i had to close it


the incredible ability to not behave like a borderline-psychopath: unattainable


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i didn't mean to spoiler that



what site


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the reason I'm doing this is because this application said you need a 70 wpm typing speed and I remembered hearing that 60 was the norm so I wanted to see how fast I typed



actually epic


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ara is our lord and god die


new thread


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