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ohhhh can't you seeeeee

niggy you belong with meeeee


this is libmericuck


hey beter


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Wakanda is blacks with sci-fi technology thats all you have to know


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i kinda like the elderly flathead unibrow wojak




it's an underrated wojak


I call it old caveman wojak


Tfw too tired to eat goth gf booty


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>accidentally slept for 14 hours


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it's a boner


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sarongs are cute


should i watch mitsudomoe


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みつどもえ is one word retard





I'm assuming you're sako and I don't want your degeneracy to escalate further



why would it



whats the worst thing that could happen




this isn't the right one

needs flat grey hair and mustache


seriously though why would mitsudomoe make me any worse


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is the majora's mask playthrough of game grumps representative of the rest of their stuff? cause this shit's real hard to watch




they're known for being retarded




however, 3d zelda is them at their absolute worst

arin has some kind of super autism


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it's especially painful to me because majora's mask is probably my favorite game



is anybody else getting weird text of alternating size on 4chan






tuned in


still tuned in


i have a confession to make.......


thats not my channel....


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please start the stream


someone play videogame with me now



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someone erp with me


you are all bastard



Please do it's very cute and funny



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goo night



>accepting boyfriend applications, subs get snapchat!

i wonder if this is the most pathetic stream on the entire internet

at least on something like chaterbate you're going to see someone naked


she literally just tried to console her audience for having a low iq oh my fucking god


can you blame her, i bet she's raking in tons of cash just from tips alone



it's not her i'm judging, mostly


i hope i get a job at the buffet

ive been thinking of applying at the convenience store but i dont know if ill get hired at the one near my house or the one miles and miles away by the middle school

this sucks, i just want a job



you can apply and just tell them with your human being adult words that you can only work at the one close to your house



start livestreaming with your tits out for money



i have to apply online

i dont get to choose



you will if they follow up


working 1 mile from my house would be epic


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>[company name] requires job applicants to be high school graduates

>Job listing specifically stated the opposite



I was hoping i could have at least SOMETHING to do to support myself while i take ged classes but i guess ill go fuck myself


if i just lived

ONE town over, i could get at least a fucking fast food job

but this town has fucking jack shit


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namco bandi has a tendency to release games in the asia region that have english localization but won't be released in america for licensing reasons (probably), of note are the gundam breaker series and the super robot wars series. You can create a hong kong psn account and buy it on the psn without too much issue (you'll probably have to use gift cards to fund the account though).



a malay account is fine too right

I bought garupan and that was bamco and i had to make a malay account to use the costume code

I know there are a handful of japanese retail games that have full english support to, like DJ Max respect



it should be fine, i think


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Have you seen this


i mean i didn't have to make a malay account specifically

thats just what i went with


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the ged test isn't super hard

but I was fresh out of high school when I took it


I haven't been to school in years

I'm actually legitimately worried that I might not be able to get my equivalency and it terrifies me




im actually only really worried about math

everything else i more or less breezed through during school but math was always a nightmare


brush up on basic algebra and maybe some geometry and that should get you through just about any of those kinds of tests. I think I had like maybe 3 questions about calculus total on any of the big high school tests I ever took


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the worst part of waking up at midnight is that there's no place around to get food


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goo night hsg



it's related to ads


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my pup wansa get up and won't take no for an answer


@people that hate on cold pizza

go fuck yourselves



is it ok to at least prefer hot pizza


Do I have the balls to go to a "chinese" buffet alone

I am craving


>get cat back from vet

>lol her poop and pee's gonna be radioactive for a few weeks so make sure you scoop regularly

i still can't get over this



what is the snapchat logo

a ghost maybe

why a ghost



what did they do to your cat to give it nuclear shits


you ever kinda like a youtube channel but it's just a little bit too autistic and it ruins it a bit



they injected her with radioactive iodine to destroy her overactive thyroid


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tfw no ancient alchemist to use me as a toy


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chanta ran is the supreme ran and all others are inferior


woo I finally got to go see avengers today

already had most of it spoiled for me but oh well


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alright fine

post the source already


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all of the satyrs made all of the cowgirls gay


give me a loli to jerk off to


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if cumming doesn't end the event then why is there even an event in the first place?

I thought it would be "Who could jack themselves off the longest without cumming" not "Who will bother to beat their meat the longest" because that's just how bored you are



why is she so flustered


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is there a video or an article for this



Gross pedos are her turn on



cause you're looking at her in her underwear


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it's really old and I think I've even talked about it before



why is she in her underwear


i don't want to fuck little kids though. not even fictional ones.


Picked up Mitsudomoe for the sexy character designs, but got extremely disappointed with all the panty shot teasing. Still watched all of it though




:33 < p3333333


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she was just chilling out in her underwear and you barged into her room




I agree!


post the peeeeeeeeeee one


> Do you have a girlfriend?


>What's your record for penetrative sex?

>I make love to her only a few times in a year, as she’s not really into making love with me. But I’m OK because I can wank myself in front of her. But honestly speaking, I sometimes feel like inserting my dick into VAGINA!



hey pedopals


I need a new thing to read




the bible



Is this cwc



I have a feeling this will cause irreversible damage to my psyche



I did

that's why I'm an atheist now


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In Pocket Circuit, social standing can be turned on its head!


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>Bringing The Farm To Live In Another World

>7696 Chapters


Bringing Garfield And Friends To Live In Another World




i want to nut in that flan



I'd read this


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mmm flan cunny


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that's not nutting, retard



thats epic



thats epic


dont try to pretend to be me and then act like I don't love CBT



it's not nutting, retard


if you think posting babyfuck is going to get me to put on a trip you're sorely mistaken


dumbass retard


fucking idiot


shitto stop posting your toddler porn



stupid fuck


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(vulgar, slang, countable) Orgasm (male), ejaculation, release of semen

He just needs a good nut to make him feel better.




look at wonk did to this poor kid


>sako considers anyone posting underage girls to be "pretending to be him"




big lol


>posting babyfuck to make people think I post it isn't pretending to be me


my personal brand is linked to nutting in toddlers



im posting babyfuck because its epic



its not epic



its epic



die pedo


live epic


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would it be bad to make a thread for a vile fetish i'm not personally interested in just because i have a good title for such a thread




rock and roll dude


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just make it tbe op for the next general


hey lois remember the time r/4chan was locked during the 2016 election and threatened to delete itself if hillary lost



no petah i don't browse reddit



this is fucking epic


true story


my car smells like a big sweaty pussy rn



you smuggling cats boy?



Because you were in it GOTTEM



did you fuck in the car




Also because grant won't do anything to stop it lol


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politics post incoming

but first, a ship that i came across when searching for dirkquius smut




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I have a bed in my car so I can pretend like I have sex in it


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>US moving embassy to Jerusalem, recognizing Jerusalem as the capitol of Israel, a controversial move

>Pastor Robert Jeffress will be giving the opening prayer at the dedication ceremony

>Pastor Robert Jeffress believes that Christians in the US are facing similar struggles as Jews in Nazi Germany before the war

>Jeffress believes that Islam is a cult that spreads pedophilia

>believes that Roman Catholicism is a Satanic Babylonian Mystery Religion

>"Jeffress also implied that the "average" numbers of casualties on September 11, 2001, had been larger than in the "overblown" atrocities committed in the name of Jesus against "unbelievers""

this should be noncontroversial


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incoming politics post



ugandan knuckles was a particularly shit meme, imo


so now that the boy scouts are just "The Scouts" and girls can join and become eagle scouts whats the point

like, the girl scouts exist for a reason


looks like de way's back on the menu, boys!


where are the non-binary scouts


bruddah in the hoooouse


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remember that infowars post about HIV in califfornia that we had a discussion about, putting two unrelated articles together to imply there's a connection that isn't actually there

here's the same kind of technique

two "facts" are presented and a connection is implied that doesn't exist (one fact and one exaggeration: the iran deal existed, and military spending probably went up about 30%, not more than 40)






i was only a scout for a few years, but i don't remember anything that would really preclude girls for partaking


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



i mean nothing would

i just dont understand why the boy scouts have mostly been forced into inclusion despite there being an organization specifically for young girls and women


but the link between mueller tweeting a vague haiku about justice and drumpf's imminent ousting is undeniable


i’m drinking captain morgan



did wonk say this



i dont think they were "forced" especially considering the girl scouts are actually pretty upset about the change


do you mean comey? comey did that

i mean, the link between the investigation and comey's weird posts is literally undeniable

he posted them in direct response to information being released in the investigation, it's a really simple cause and effect here, completely unlike the other two examples

that's a dumb comparison


the nonbinary scouts


putting the edge in straight edge



consolidating both orgs into one stronger scouts organization for both genders makes some sense

i dunno, it's probably mostly motivated by political correctness, but i don't really see any harm


i think the boy scouts being more inclusive has always been about trying to bolster waning participation numbers


"dick dock trumpfties, ur done here" - James Madison


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first name comey

last name mueller


i mean, the link between obama's iran deal and iran subsequently raising their budget is literally undeniable



maybe you can do a better job of explaining the link than the president


wait shit, the link is undeniable, but the conclusion trump implies is incorrect





the link between ice cream consumption and drowning death rates is undeniable too, for another example



the merge was for shekel reasons

the girl scouts were hemorrhaging money because all the mormon mons didn't want to enroll their daughters into an organization that's become very progressive lefty



one happened after the other, and if linked they prove something i would like to be true.

qed: undeniable


iran shouldve used their money to give flint clean water




you actually did explain what the president actually feels better than he did

well done



it's a textbook definition of tragedy of the commons applied to memes

it was a good meme at first and it could have stayed that way if it remained within its own space in VR but overexposure to the public killed it off horribly


the boy and girls scouts didn't "merge"

boy scouts decided to begin accepting girls

girl scouts still exists, and is not happy about the decision



just used your own definition of undeniable, should've come naturally to you


happy mothers day to all the moms on hsg





im not really sure what you mean but alright, whatever



i wonder if grant mated with his wife yet


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this is a gross post


Only Zionist-occupied governments should be allowed to increase military spending!!!


*impregnates you*

happy mother's day BITCH


the idea of grant having sex is pretty gross as a concept


grant sex tape


trump negotiated the pyongyang mcdonalds

soon he will pull his checkmate, mcdonalds in tehran



its just him jerking off

the ultimate scandal, he'd never live it down



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i’m nonbinary


would you enjoy it if i drunkposted?


i’m drinking by myself isn’t that epic


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cum groyper is a real nigga


free my nigga cum groyper



no drugs are bad



drugs can be epic


my stomach does feel fucked up tho

i guess ur not supposed to chug rum



i'll give you that drugs can be legen WAIT FOR IT dary

but never epic



sounds like you've never done hallucinogens while in the right state of mind for them



sounds more like i'm more righter than you are kiddo


drugs are bad





[in addict voice] drugs are great shut up


neurotransmitters might as well be drugs

we are all slaves to chemicals


wish i knew how to extract mouthpics from one of my coworkers

i've been after her mouthpics for like six years at least



have you tried asking



oh grant

you don't truly understand the game at hand



work outside the game system


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Sony: people who defend drugs

Nintendo: people who masturbate toonmuch

Xbox: me



i'm trying

i'm trying so hard


walk right up and harvest em right by the uvula

when you're epic, they let you do it


metagaming the harvest



i mean

foot freaks convince women to let them jerk off on or sniff or lick their feet

mouth pics are weirder but less of an intrusive weird, aint it



tried masturbating on drug?


men can't be allowed safe spaces, especially young boys in need of guidance



it's easier to get a picture of your mouth than a picture of your foot

also so many girlz fall for my epic "art reference" strategy


yeah have you tried masturbating on drug


there is no other purpose to this life than to feel good

the game is finding the best kind of good to feel


>tfw not rich enough to try various mixtures of dangerous research chemicals until i die


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the pictures on my mi mix 2 are a bit blurry and automatically save as jpeg with no png option but also theyre 4000 x 2250

maybe i should try the google camera app i hear lots of good about it





where's all the old chewing gum, piss stains, cigarette buts and chicken bones




excuse me?



did you throw almost a whole slice of bread at that bird



nigga they eatin yo bread



on the ground


grant following in sako's footsteps of bread-based attacks



my dude thats a pretty small piece of it

its a large slice of bread, first of all.

but also its a damn sparrow those things are small


thats why we went out

we trained them to hop on our hands and shoulders for bread


why would those things be there


one step closer to the edge

and ben's about to break



if we had mokre than 3 slices i would have 100$ frisbeed a slice at some birds

especially ducks

i want to bean a duck with a slice of bread



just smash a goose with a whole loaf why dont you


dont feed birds bread


like actually dont, it can kill them



epic birds


i heard if you feed seagulls rice they explode

someone let me know if it works



that's why japan has no seagulls


i can't believe sponge is fucking dead



that's bullshit i played umineko



they're crying because they ate rice and will explode within minutes



damn, i cant argue with that






i mean enough of it can and also bread isn't very nutritional for them

but also wrong die



i want to



listen. its not that bad for them. its not good but its nto that bad


grant doing a running swing with a baguette @ a turkey and absolutely demolishing it


i got some of them scooby doo gummies today


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my pup has started dashing from shady place to shady place during our walks

summer is here


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no fuck you die

large pieces of bread will get caught in their crop and start growing mold and cause fatal yeast infections

and even if they don't it's damaging to their development since they wont be getting any nutritional value from the bread, which can and will lead to angel wing


You don't know shit about birds fuck off



consider this: you're exaggerating the danger and are therefore wrong so die



consider this: I'm not exaggerating at all and angel wing is a documented phenomena amongst urban waterfowl specifically because of malnutrition caused by people feeding them bread all the time

You're a fucking idiot and should therefore actually die for real


*bird eats some crumbs*

*is fucking doomed to death forever*


i will fucking kill this exaggerative wrongposting dumbass squadroon


don't feed birds at all

t. sako birdfucker gunlad


feed birds high velocity pellets of metal or paint



shut the fuck up

don't feed birds bread, feed them things that are actually good for them and wont kill them


*crumbles some bread into sako's food while his back is turned*

rip fucker

> : )


im gay


I should do some drugs today

my mom made special brownies


Feed birds other birds


y'all take stupid pills with your wheaties this morning, christ



fuck you libtard



don't say y'all thank you


got cum all over my hands





clean em before you type sponge



i'm typing with my clean hand dont wory


i thought fallout 4 came out last year until i looked it up


now my hands are relatively cum-free


pitchfork theory

blacks, hicktards, and libtards are all the same b/c they use y'all


i don't like any of them


y'allposting is honestly worse than anything sako has ever posted


libmerican cuckthic


just got back from disney's solo, y'all!

it was kinda a blast, huge heart, laughs and PURE FUN! another win for geekdom


i dyed my hair blonde when i was like 12


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happy mother's day


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what do you think obama is doin right now


i was gonna mow the lawn today but the temperature just shot up to like 90 degrees


I think he's doing a homestuck re-read


that asmr girl apparently just streams like 16 hours straight a day or something


my fellow americans, i stand before you today, to remind everyone about what's most important to us

and that is the first four acts of homestuck, fuck the rest, especially the trolls


politics is decrying act 6 while you empower shelbys


Took my ma and gram out to their favorite restaurant and got flowers

What did you guys do


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my uncle has this in his bathroom and I have no clue what it means


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only dreams now


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god i want to fuck an inkling


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god i want to fuck the ginyu force


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why is nintendo breeding pedos



cultural marxism



cool! (it sucks)


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because they fuck kids to gain occultist powers


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*fills ur games with sexy lolis*

heh nothing personnel, kid


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mother's day is on a different date here in bongland


yesterday i described the drawer project i tried to complete for my mother

and how badly it failed

tonight im grilling hamburgers for dinner



Shitto Gaming



I'm getting high with my mom




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i bought my mom some roses, a bottle of wine, and a pack of cigarettes



big giant crawfish boil

currently eating blackberry pie, chocolate strawberries, and cake


spilled the pot when i was going to empty the water and had a really hot foot for a few minutes

also after i ate the crawfish I've got a bunch of abrasions on my fingers



aren't we all



I made pudding for my mom


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be cool!


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*braps to the beat of welcome to japari park intro*


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PoE 2 is meh

i cant believe they wasted all that money and time on voice acting instead of using it on the writing and the companions





>i cant believe they wasted all that money and time on voice acting instead of using it on the writing and the companions

every western rpg for the past 2 decades.txt


*spends millions on the best text adventure the world has ever seen*



boomer cuck


what's new boomer cuck


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tag yourself


Ben Shapiro waterboards fragile snowflake 13 hours REKT COMPILATION FULL VID



I <3 Boom Boom for the showderp cred



one cunt wolf pack



what the fuck



the best text game has already been made

it's an offshoot of hellmoo



Dr. Gay



dr. cunt




I <3 my mom

happy mothers day did you fucks call your mom



i don't get it



vag fage



why would i call someone i live with



my mom is a bitch



what is it


should i play elona

should i play more IVAN


here's hoping solo isn't fucking garbage




I don't know if it's still up but I'm always up to play it again



rogue one was better than 7 and 8 so


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it's gonna be


president cletus


i got a spare router as an ethernet switch but now my desk is an even bigger fire hazard than before


kill duck marry

chris dingdong julian


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no seriously play inferno with me



i wish i could


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ravioli ravioli



Cheap Charlie


i think its gonna be forgettable but crowd pleasing but will be just as quickly forgotten as Rogue One



did ricky gervais change, or did everyone else change?


>rule 63!frieza/yamcha comic on my dash

>they just slapped titties on frieza

welp this day was alright until now



titty frieza sounds epic tho


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just ship frieza and yamcha

why rule 63

why is that still a thing


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you could at least post it



uuuh nice sexual erasure there, bro


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for you, sponge


i fucking hate shippers


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wait a sec,

is that ics?


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oh i saw the signature at the end

it is



yeah, who's that



used to drawfag for /co/

drew a lot of bad end tf/mind control stuff



i just can't stop jerking it



well aren't you special



you can't say that and not post it


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emoji 2.0 is good


[frieza with boobs voice] OHOHOHOHO


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emoji 1.0 is getting creepier each chapter



nemos a cunt



you say that like it's a bad thing


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don't click this.


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I'm still alive sadly



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Did anybody miss me



at least two people commented on your absence and were wondering what happened to you

i thought the same as well but never posted about it


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she's epic actually



same lol

considered making a post but never got around to it




dumb comic, the magic from the candy would have ran out


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If anyone actually cares, I had a depressive relapse.

Gave up on life and all that. Better now.



that's nice


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Do you need someone to talk to/shitpost with?


remember blue popo


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You know how some artists make their art after dealing with irl shit? I just write.

But currently I've only written things I call "Madmans mumbling"

Its just a bunch of writings that a guy off his rocker would say.

I don't know what I'm trying to tell myself.



I'd like to talk to ya, if you'd want!



ate with my mom


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Well let's talk then.

You decide the subject.


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Nepeta is great!

But I meant through IM, or Email, or something.... private.



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Bless you



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kill chris

fuck julian

marry dingdong



here's how scalebound can STILL get made



mister dambro this is epic


is dingdong gay


what's the dingdong gayness status


eyo gimme a quick 411 on dingdong and his gay



this but swap dingdong and julian



the soymouths back and it's wider than ever

for star wars this year, the soymouths here


How's everyone



I am angry. Angry about Dark Souls I hate Smough



Fat boi is hard to beat



playing yakuza kiwami


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*takes 5 episodes to load the boot screen*


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futa is gay

crystal gem r34 is gay

therefore rev is double gay



so he's straight?


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check out this epic




chris is like

shipping himself with his own artistic representation of himself

and still representing himself with that same character

so it's almost shipping the character with itself but not quite, and almost him being in love with himself but not quite?


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idiot noob forgot to post the other one he made where he's literally giving himself an asspat for birthing drawings



oh this is a big epic


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is this gay



it’s epic...



oofa doofa


happy mother’s day to me for giving birth to tiffanarch


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goddamn right it is



you take after the demiurge so well in your desire to create


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this was a joke by the way sponge

it seems a little harsh in retrospect


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L and R, two "subwoofies", described as "basically speakers"




the world would be more epic if more people like me took after the demiurge


no no it was epic



oh okay then

continue on your path of creation



spongelord what is your endgoal

slaying yaldobroth?


im gay


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i want to leave a legacy that burns into all existing ideologies by creating other people just like me, that create other people just like me

we will disfigure the wheel of karma


god damn organic shapes are hard as fuck to draw


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he wants to proselytize his religion and convert the nonbelievers

this of course sets his beliefs apart from the rest


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dan... is not getting away...



it does

our polarity is different. we'll be the positive to the ever-present negative



Sam Schneider...


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your polarity is completely different from the people like you you don't like


we will oppose the worship of submission and the gratification of the demiurge and the self-proclaimed masters of our species



eris is all about setting yourself free. immersing yourself in the true nature of chaos and order


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gotta oppose the demiurge to become it and take its place



die my man


i am very late to the reddit party and am still discovering subreddits so when i saw there was one for funny twitch clips i thought itd be cool but theyre just racist and hate women


i thought reddit was supposed to be my safe space...


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i don't know if this is ironic or not



plebbit is just dumb kids

of all types of dumb


offmodel gems remind me of those crappy realistic pokemon

peridot's design is shit though so its understandable for her



she has a cute design



shit hair


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begone potheads


sponge keep explaining your ideology


begone wonk


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seconding this


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*infinity-snaps away all the weedscum*



all abrahamic religions (with some exception to those that reformed into what is basically pious agnosticism) are about submitting to god. that's not what i think god is, and that isn't what she's all about. the vast majority of dichotomies are false, wielded unhonestly, or greatly exaggerated. fake dualities and other misinformation or insidiously shaped ignorance is used to subjugate and maintain and increase the wealth and power of those that are the wealthiest and the most powerful.

i'm sick of us passively getting fucked because we refuse to act


well shit

when you put it like that, sponge...


[sponge voice] hail eris uhhhhhh nigger butthole nigger lol *vapes*


the archons might not be real, but they will be if we let the oligarchs of the world continue unimpeded



this but unironically


sponge what's your ideal world government



one without pseudoslavery

probably something like earth's government from TNG, probably with way less military hegemony (and with this comment i lose all credibility)




star trek the next generation


in the future we'll all be equal and immortal :DD:D


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pasta as old as the fossils themselves


that twitch asmr booby lady is still fucking streaming

it's frankly impressive


>degree 6

how many degrees are there



in the future we'll be dead x^D


i wonder how many times they jerked off to the chimera dinosaur from jurassic world




not clicking



science can upload yr consciousness to the cloud and it actually works


you have to work that would have been given to ai in order to afford compute credits so you don't get put into cold storage


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is it just me or is an insectoid lich a really fucking cool concept


goo night hsg


gonna sleep nude tonight


smoking weed rn



i dig it

all liches are neat

wanna hear a weird thought that just popped into my head

i think the thought process was "insectoid -> bug -> buggers"

"ender wiggin but he's a lich and the bugger egg is his phylactery so when the queen is born he'll die, with heavy symbolism"

and he becomes more insectoid maybe, to look like them

i havent even finished the second book in the series but i really should


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but you could have a sexy bugger queen lich instead

i’ve only read the first book too tho, i don’t know if the others are any good




yes you could, and i prefer that

like, duh

he's entrusted with her phylactery

the second one is good, and i like what ender is doing, but it's slow and hard to really get into, or at least it was when i tried


do you think hypothetical post-ascendancy humans would bother trying to raise long dead ancestors and integrate them into their nearly alien utopia as a show of gratitude for living their lives in such a way that ensured that society/their existence in it?


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my lab partnet had that hoodie as her phone case last year.



im here, fags


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ilu grant

never leave me again


san angelo was a pretty cool city

i miss it real bad sometimes



YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


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episode 53 of majora's maskand he arin just used the shield for the first time

it was only to solve a puzzle and he still doesn't use it in combat

game grumps is taking years off my life why am I subjecting myself to this


never in my goddamn life have i ever went up to a bathroom stall to find its locked, and then proceed to try my absolute hardest to open the door anyway

yet there are animals out there that do this shit constantly



was the weird science tv show anywhere near as good as the movie

by which I mean bad but in that good eighties way of being bad


I have a crush on smoker girl



i gotta say

i never seen either



I wish hsg still did movie streams

you should check out weird science sometime


sorry to inform you but ive just been alerted that for the past week there has been an influx of dumb bitch gas and youre all going to die from idiot disease in a matter of hours


I want to have sex with her


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mmm maple donuts


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It rained last night



rained here basically every day for the past 9 days or somethin




no its good



My house had a busted roof

If it rains too much my roof leaks


>remember a post i reblogged

>attempt to find it by scrolling through my blogs




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>r. kelly just left piss in the studio

the hell is wrong with him

(picture is of said piss, don't click)



ovo rocks are good


i miss the jamaican beef patties

so so much




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I think this is the only version of this meme format that I've actually liked/agreed with





there's something real shitty about one of those spooky story youtube channels making a video about a real missing person case



Profit off of suffering.

Some are okay with it, some aren't.



it reminds me of the movie nightcrawler. the 24 hour news cycle turns everything into fair game

except here it's just some loser nerd and his gay youtube channel


>Darkwing Duck is a tv show in the Ducktales universe



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fucking dumbass dog

let me sleep dumb bitch

i'll kill you dumb dancing fucking monkey dog


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*hums quietly as he works*

he's a smart guy.... doo doo, doo da-doo-da-doo.....

smart guy.....

smart guy.....



how does he not use the shield? does he not z-target?


when is miyamoto and co retiring so nintendo can make good games again


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it has already happened, dude



but miyamoto still works




>"not really into findom !!"

disingenuous brapposter....



he's a fellow. he doesn't actually do anything related to the development of video games.



>Miyamoto served as a creative director on the 2017 game Super Mario Odyssey, as opposed to serving as one of its producers, and is credited as being a major influence on the game's development.



iirc you have to press R to actually pull out the shield while z-targeting

but arin's brain just cannot into 3d zelda. actively blocking is far outside what he is capable of


Further proof that ALttP fags are subhuman


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>Shigeru Miyamoto, the series' creator, was not involved in the game's daily decision-making, but rather served as an executive producer, with the development team consulting him on the best ways to express game concepts. Miyamoto's feedback was specific, offering suggestions rather than ultimatums, but was highly supportive overall.

btw i shook hands and spoke with the actual director of the game



cletus out of left field with the correct opinion


i havent watched any of the gay grumps but aren't the 3d zeldas some of his childhood games

normally when streamers or whatever play games from when they were a kid they're way better at them than when they play whatever new game they haven't touched before


as long as miyamoto isn't a lead role on literally any game ever again i guess its fine

he really should just retire and fuck off though


We're two generations away from miyamoto now

Mario: Miyamoto -> Koizumi -> Motokura

Zelda: Miyamoto -> Aonuma -> Fujibayashi


a twink to the ass


i might get cfw on my wii u and pirate botw



they were for jon

arin grew up with lttp and actively dislikes oot

hearing arin and jon discuss oot was actually pretty interesting

dan barely gives a shit about video games and grew up with neither


i like the zelda sequelitis because it's supposed to be LttP vs OoT, but he can't even contain his autism on that topic and it becomes Zelda (NES) VS Every Other Zelda Game Ft. Taking A Giant Dump On Skyward Sword


the disaster that was their majora's mask playthrough was especially embarrassing because arin always cited it as the exception to his criticisms of 3d zeldas

"i like majora's mask, that's the only good one"

and then when he goes to play it his worse at it than any other zelda game, he complains the entire time about how bad it is, and he ultimately has to quit because he cannot beat a miniboss.


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>dan barely gives a shit about video games and grew up with neither

makes me wonder why dan is even on the show



no one watches lets players for the video games anymore. it's all about the wacky personalities.


is arin reaching dsp status?




arin isn't just plain shit at video games is the weird thing

he's definitely worse at 3d games in general than 2d, but it's not like he's terrible in general

it's like specifically for 3d zeldas he has a mental block that stops him from playing like a regular human being capable of thought


lttp is really pretty bad if you're viewing the series through a lens of "should be more like zelda 1"

it fails to modernize the concept in the same way that lots of games fail to do, in ways that arin recognizes in other games too


probably cuz he built up the blockage in his head



zelda 1 is a mediocre game that's intentionally cryptic so they could sell kids strategy guides



the best 2d zelda is still zelda 2



The instruction booklet gives you all the information you need to complete the game imo. Then again, I played it as an adult and also the japanese version.


i wonder if it's because in lttp most fights boil down to slashing

like the skill is in positioning, reflexes, and figuring out the best pattern to use those two to not get hit while you go in for a slash

items and other non-slashing strategies are usually alternate/gimmicky ways for beating enemies

maybe that gameplay is just permanently equated to zelda in arin's brain, so enemies like the basic clam are unfair and highly annoying challenges within that framework


actually it's really hard to call zelda 1 cryptic

that implies it tried to confuse you, or even obstruct you at all

it doesn't

it's as basic as it gets: explore til you find a dungeon, whoop everything in the dungeon to death, repeat until over


Are you looking forward to anything at e3 this year lads


cletus' nigger brain makes him dumb so he needs his hand held to play video games



The thing is the game itself tells you nothing. It doesn't give you even vague directions, it doesn't warn you about anything, it doesn't tell you what the items actually do, etc. The manual actually explains this shit. It even fucking tells you where the first dungeon is, and the general location of the second one to get you started.



ok drsonic



defending zelda 1 is soy tier


defending thing i dont like is soy tier



i gotta start remembering that manuals were a thing

like, so, how does that factor in to the estimation of zelda 1

can the manual be considered part of the game given its necessity due to limitations of the platform


[in horse fucker voice] zelda 1 is pixel moeshit soy tier garbage



i don't even know who that is so i can't get offended


they need to remake zelda so link has long 1 pixel wide limbs



No there are plenty of adventure NES games you don't need a manual for


why would you want to play pixelshit garbage unless youre a soyboy anyway


so it basically boils down to

would zelda 1 still be shit if they had managed to integrate the information from the manual directly into the game


i'm a unfuckable faggot that plays nintendo


post sexy fillies


centaur fillies

i dont wanna fuck horses



Zelda 1 isn't shit but it's not good

I think it would be better, yeah. I suppose it's hard to judge a game with important info in the instruction booklet because games don't come with that shit anymore


the bigger issue with zelda is the dungeons are just kinda really lame and the later ones are just rooms filled with loads of enemies that just fly around really fast and do a lot of damage.



i didnt say you needed the manual

im saying, it seems pretty important to them that the person who bought the game understood some things, patiuclarly how to get to the first two dungeons

so, how does that factor into our understanding of zelda 1 as "cryptic"

can you judge that based on the game alone when clearly they wanted to give you instructions but couldnt except in the manual


to be 100% honest i'd rather play zelda 1 over link to the past


depends on if the manual has good gamefeel


zelda 2 > zelda 1


i can't believe rage 2 is borderlands 3


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link to the past was the first game i ever played myself, at least as far as i can remember. so it's kinda hard for me to judge it fairly. it's steeped in all these primordial childhood emotions

although the first game i ever played period was pic related and i can easily recognize it's a huge piece of shit so i dunno maybe lttp is just good


okay remember dark souls 3

i remember the last time i played it i bitched for like half an hour about the dancer boss fight

i just beat it in one go, no sweat

demon fists rule

im gonna fist the gods



the dancer's big twirling attack that takes up the entire room and lasts fifteen entire years is kinda shitty game design tbh


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literally DAMAGED: The Trailer



1) big shield (i had the black knight shield)

2) dodgeroll

if you can dodgeroll the second-phase arrows in aldrich you can dodgeroll the spin attack



also this is two different options, not steps


what im saying is, i dont think it's bad game design, it's fairly par for the course



you can but i remember the move feeling so blunt to me

aldritch's is a temporary barrage you feel like you're just barely outrunning, it's exciting and you're clenching your butt the whole time.

her spin is just basically an imprecise kill field that spans most of the room and lasts way too long to be exciting.

i guess both are similar, but the way they're executed feels different.


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that makes for some of the best content, the stuff thats essentially podcasts using the game as a vehicle


I forgot how sweaty your balls get after shaving them


if i dont get negev in girls frontline im going to kill someone


>a bunch of other people are starting to do 3d homestuck porn now

Gods help us


The 3d Homestuck Porn Renaissance


hiveswap becomes a porn game



It wasn't already?



to masochists maybe



Right so it was


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kinda weird how homestuck porn is always bad with no exceptions



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this isn't even

you can't just



Technically speaking you can



owned libtard



i get you, i get you

the arrows have a leadup, you can see it coming, and the room is big enough and the area of effect is relatively small enough to give you space to run around

filling a whole room with blades isn't really the same

if it was a smaller sword freakout it might've had the same effect with less bad feeling



The eyes are just painted on, there's no nipples and the crotch doesn't even have the same textures.


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see normally i like oglaf but something about you posting this makes me instinctually hate it



that's your super ego asserting itself


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18th century pirate clothes are hot



good opinion


weak brain



you make awful posts, its just kind of a reflex reaction at this point



right, i understand that


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Feels like a good week to get sushi


>DSP streams Street Fighter IV

>/fgg/ fags invade his stream

>most of them lose against DSP


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thread theme

(do not add this to the playlist, ben)


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>most of them lose against DSP


*adds it to the playlist*


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Constipation: the meal


white gravy is gross


chicken fried steak is good though so I'd still eat it



uhhh fuck you



There's a playlist?


>lost 112k souls

time to take a break from dark souls



wrong die


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cliffy b..........



be humble


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>radical heights

>well recieved


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i could have sworn i had more shit on my desktop

unless ive just straight up for got where i had most of my meme images saved


was lawbreakers really that bad




No, just generic and in an oversaturated market



So when is society going to stop pretending that pancakes are good


i tried to find a youtube video detailing what went wrong with lawbreakers but the very first video was some guy with an actual fedora on so i guess i'll never know


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pancakes are okay when done right

when done poorly they are disgusting

but waffles are just pancakes but better in every possible way




he speaks the truth, so they hate him


Lawbreakers seemed good but then they tried to turn it into a "hero shooter" and directly compete with overwatch when it would have been way smarter to make it a more normal arena shooter and secure a niche



don't get shitty cheap pancake mix


spicy take: french toast > pancakes > waffles


i don't think there is a single person alive who would put french toast below the others


basically, the more eggs the better


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