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awful thread op



die motherfucker


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i have no idea why but i was expecting something ed edd n eddy related


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(x) hate harry potter meme girl


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this sucked

i wanted an episode about nitta trying to make up for how bad he fucked up


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>defeat time

Pretty easy, dave's a wimp


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dave's just the midboss


how many people do you think have dr who knock-off time player OCs



I could easily take Aradia, she's only a D cup.


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the shitty editing makes it several times more funny


i really should stop looking at that canon vgcats porn

like, i know its going to be bad every time but i look anyway


im glad the only times my family pulled an "are ya winnin" were times when i was playing some fairly straightforward and easy to explain games, like the gummi ship bits of kh2 or guitar hero

and usually my answer was "no" and to start crying but that's neither here nor there lol



is there new stuff

post it (spoilered)


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well he got into weird fetish territory pretty quick with this shit huh




by god do i regret clicking




whatever pays the bills

I would have sold out with the porn way quicker than he did


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Isn't the guy who draws this like 40 now?



it's just like

once artists sell out and start making canon porn of their characters

it's usually pretty vanilla, like pin-ups or the most milquetoast sex imaginable

this veered into futa-on-male furry femdom pretty quick is all i'm saying



he probably would've done it sooner if he wasn't married

but now he's divorced so it's all aboard the porn train


I bet that's not even a recent drawing and he's just gradually uploading his old stash.


when is hussie gonna sell out and start making porn



yeah i was just thinking

is this a quick right turn into fetish territory or is he just finally coming out of the closet


team special olympics porn



years of pent up furry lust coming out all at once


hussie's incredible stash of actual zoosmell pornography

just gigabytes of video of him huffing orangutans



wouldnt be surprised in the least


imagine if vglewds became a daily thing in hsg just like nancyposting



I'll support his patreon and do this just for you



i dont think he posts porn often enough

also please don't do this


how much is he making with the patreon anyway?


My nearest round one has Melty Blood boys


the summertime saga patreon being in the top 10 of all patreons is wild



ah fuck me i'm moving and the nearest round 1 is a good 9 hour drive away

kill me




I live in Indiana so every Round 1 is out of state for me

it hurts


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i dunno what exactly round 1 is but we're getting one next year, apparently



it's a japanese amusement complex chain that is invading america and bringing authentic arcades with them



It's a japanese owned Arcade/Bowling alley chain

they have a lot of imported jp arcade games and karaoke too


>tfw every county in NWI combined doesnt' have a large enough population for Round 1 to set up anywhere

I hate this!





i dig it

bummer that'll be at the shitty mall but still

very good


I think I have a Dave and Busters near me but I don't know what their imported cabs are like


>d&b is a LONGER drive than round 1

nvm fuck that


i might move to baltimore later in the year, and there is a round 1 vaguely near there

i might get mugged and murdered but hey at least i can play initial d



they also have official e-amusement support from konami

it's epic


I wish I didn't live in the middle of the woods


there's a dave and busters at the nice mall right near me

and looking at their website apparently there's an angry birds cabinet? neat concept, well executed, i dig it

time crisis 5, of course

mario and sonic at the rio '16 games, very cool

and candy crush

and crossy road

theyve got a crossy road cabinet what the fuck is going on in western gaming i stg



western arcade games are just big versions of smartphone games now


I can't wait to go to this round one

I'm gonna play Tekken 7 with my buds

I'm gonna get them to play groove coaster with me and then I'm going to dump $15 into Sinobuz and SDVX 4


i live in a bustling city now, but the closest round 1 is a cross-state drive

meanwhile, back in my podunk home town, they opened one in the shitty mall??



the round 1 i went to only had the old version of tekken 7 (not fated retribution) which kinda sucked. they had outrun 2 though which was fucking dope.



I called the round one I'm going to and they weren't sure if they had the FR cabs, but my friends does and the games are generally pretty similar so I'm not worried

either way I can play melty


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it's a special day tomorrow


oh shit that reminds me there's a new restaurant opening in town I'm gonna go blast ass for an application


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>will wright is making his first game in a decade

>it's a cell phone meme game


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It already is that day in Japan


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fuck dude it sure is

I love yukari!


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you might want this


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that's not how socks work


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more like




Tomoko Kusoki


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wespee fartin


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hey idiots


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redpill me on this fluffy hair slut



dont call her that


>stomach bump from massive dildo is real

holy hell


today's epic:

huge urge to build my irl house in the sims, but i don't want to go through the hassle of acquiring the game



you'd never seen that before

yeah its a trip huh



well yeah there's a bunch of videos like that


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redpill me on this lewd bitch


its kind of weird there's no good ripoff of the sims

like, roller coaster tycoon got one

simcity got one

but there's still no sims one


that girl has a stupid head shape because of her hair



I remember trying to do that years and years ago as a kid and failing miserably.


sims 4 is in this weird place where the improvements they made over 3 are substantial enough that it's painful to not use it

but also they've removed so many features from the game that were in 3 that it's equally painful to go with 4


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this is really incredibly well done, source?



its a drawing of a touhou



It's because they made their own ripoffs like The Urbz and My Sims


someone let me know in about

11 hours?

if shaq fu 2 torrent comes out



it looks like an oil painting of a touhou and it's very good



its a japanese art teachers oil painting of marisa

it was at an artshow i cant remember who painted it though


OFF is ten years old now

its older than homestuck, what the fuck




i love a good oil painting


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a good marisa



Every time I see a sentence that goes "x is 10 years old now" a few more hairs on my head magically turn grey



i should watch the mortis stream


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that's fantastic


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His name is Misawa Hiroshi and here is some of his other work


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ah, he has a foot fetish


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I didn't even realize

what artist doesn't have a couple fetishes though...



wonk why would you say that


ah, man, im remembering all the good museums ive been too

ive seen manet's fifer

and caravaggio, so much caravaggio

beautiful stuff


im sure most artists do, im just saying, with some you can Tell


good thing the matrix isn't 20 years old next year haha that sure would make me feel extremely old



cuz leg fetish doesnt have the same punch to it


shaq fu 2 is on switch

should i spend 20 dollars on what is likely a kusoge


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i hate this nigger




it'll probably be shit and not even in an entertaining way


i want joey



you may as well get that newest bubsy game at that point


>forgot to put new podcasts on phone before leaving this morning

Ah! Mistake



>shaq fu 2 is on switch

a sentence i never expected to hear



back off of Lord Bubsy


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check out this weird bong


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I'd love for some talented painter to do one of these on canvas


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>enemy stops attacking me and goes away mid-fight



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man this movie was really pretty poorly thought out






what if

quill fucking it up

was part of the timeline in which thanos is ultimately defeated



i mean yeah that's clearly what they're gonna say, but still

it didnt have to be



what if

consider le this

what if it did have to be



did you miss this when it was news months ago



that sounds epic i miss arcades


i'm leaving for a week hsg

when i return, i'll be slightly more epicer

be good



well yeah of course the plan couldn't work right then because the movie would be over

it's all part of the suspension of disbelief


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cape shit has the worst suspension of disbelief though, and always has

"oh cocksuck mcgee has the power of a god and can kill literally anything, but he just forgot about it and/or was surprised"


What if capeshit died


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it would just come back in some contrived way next month



yeah exactly

like, introducing a plot containing infinity stones which each have almost limitless power and together do have limitless power requires characters to act stupid for the plot to work

also goddamn the speed force or whatever is pretty dumb

he outran death through the collapse and rebirth of the universe once didnt he



the stupidest one is the villain, so at least that's a small change.



that does switch it up a bit


I don't know if all unreal games do this but this game has a 3 minute 45 second unskippable set of opening cutscenes, which are apparently just a very long loading screen so that the actual game doesn't have any loading screens, which is an ok trade off I guess


the problem with that comes when you also have to make sure not a single one of the heroes points out that the villain is dumb because you dont want the audience to think of it til later



i think anyone with 2 brain cells thought of that as soon as they heard thanos' plan

anyway at least according to capefags thanos' ACTUAL motivation is he's killing half the universe because he has a crush on the embodiment of death

which is like, a million times less stupid than the movie



god i wish they'd just kept it the same

they tried to make thanos like, sympathetic? and that's just a goddamn stupid thing to do


why do we need a sympathetic villain in capeshit

i mean sometimes it works but sometimes the bad guy's just evil and crazy and looking for infinite power and needs to be stopped

we don't need a "single tear rolls down his cheek after he murders the woman he kidnapped as a child and loves because he wanted to raise a killing machine"


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why the hell is mystia such a popular target for weight gain fetishists?


*shitposts in 1/1,000,000,000th of an attosecond*



'cus she's a tasty bird


also she runs a food stall or whatever right


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yeah I guess


Feeder/gaining is a shit fetish


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it's ok



the shit comes later


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I'm into emaciation



This I can rattle me bones to


I'm glad I don't have the worst fetishes


where my giantess niggas at


tired: anti-Semitism

inspired: counter-Semitism


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know what'd be crazy

nobody posted their fetishes for like

a day


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is that giantess snuff



According to the artist, no actually. He said he doesn't like drawing death so she's still alive in her boob somewhere.



is this breast vore



she transferred into the boob

through osmosis



body absorption is an underrated fetish and it sucks that modeseven is one of the only artists that draws it regularly




pretty much yeah


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body absorption always makes me think of this


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>Vampyr thread turns into a MiA thread



>first thing i see is "sanctuary cities"

>(Paperclip 2)

lol holy shit


shut up


So what is Hiveswap Friendsim and is it worth playing?


Gaymer Review of Vampyr

Graphics: looks decent

Combat: floating and weak

Writing: simple, but not even one hour in and the game shoehornes an interracial couple, showing the hidden SJW agenda of the LiS devs

final score: 7/10

everyone was expecting a gem with Bloodborne gameplay with VTMB aspects, but got an AA game


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I hardly even post my fetishes.







you play as MSPA reader crashlanded on alternia and you meet some trolls and become friends

it's a vn



are you the only person who posts porn




Thanks friends. Glad I turned to the only worthwhile Homestuck discussion on the internet for those gems of wisdom.




the first one was not 100% garbage, but more like 80%

the others were 100%



no problemo

i recommend it if that means anythig



do not listen to this man


translator's note: it's bad


trollcall 2 WHEN


friendsim by the 3d guy


im still really confused over how 3d guy messed up dave's shirt so goddamn badly in that one pic where his shades get stolen or whatever






so whats next for homestuck?







viz anime





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Yukari is a slut and probably a wehraboo


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damn thats a lot of dislikes



why is it getting so disliked


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>vita dies while playing atelier sophie

>cant remember when the last time i saved was


Suffer not the vitard's curse



I'm probably gonna get vitarded soon, most of the nep games are on vita.



i like my pstv though


the only thing i dont like about my pstv is it isn't portable


oh thank god, the game was still where it was when it turned back on

false alarm lads



wtf lol


Forgive them father, they know not what they do...


goddamn, save often is like the first thing you learn at vidya school



it becomes less of a habit when you can just easily put it in sleep mode and pick it up later



no excuses



seems to have been encountered by the wrong audience or something i guess

it's not very great or anything but usually that just results in low views


any of y'all nig*ers watch that tigtone thing that came out recently



There's a new one? I saw the one they put out a few years ago


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i present to you

cyclops ben



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it was pretty decent


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That's a cute plushie I kind of want it.

It's 13" too, that's not too bad.


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>accidentally deleted my new vegas save

oo i am angry


i want to fuck noodle


noodle as she appears in DARE is fuckin' hot m8



noodle gay



isn't she 14 in phase 2?




is that suppose to stop me?


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xlr please you knew that was part of the reason they find her hot



who cares


didnt zone make a DARE flash

that's proof she's legal, right



maybe someday it'll be different


i still dont understand why the age of a drawing matters



one day maybe they'll change, one can only hope


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look at this picture






's a bit skeezy innit?



a gay furry has no right to judge anyone



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xlr would never have sex


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just ask yourself

"why do i jack off to this"

think about it, figure it out

interrogate your reasons, and if they're not good, change your behavior

otherwise, dont, do your thing


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where he's a top anyway



they're cute and it makes my monkey brain go unga


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sure, but you have more than a monkey brain

you can freely choose what you unga your bunga to

what's cute about them, and could you find those cute qualities in pictures of adults, too?



people want to fuck noodle because she's hot, they don't fucking check the gorillaz wiki to make sure she would be legal



she's drawn with the intention of her being a child, so it's worth interrogating what parts of her design they find hot

and like i said, identifying if those hot qualities could be found in a drawing that's not of a child


wonk have you ever heard of the treachery of images


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i change my mind i love these


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when you look at it you're meant to think of a pipe

it creates a pipe in your head

but it is not a pipe


*thinks of a pepe and gets fired for racism*


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momoka's plush rump


if you like fapping to drawings of cute blonde girls why do you choose to fap to drawings of young blonde girls instead of drawn adult blonde girls

they're all drawings, they're all blonde

you can choose to stop fapping to the ones that are drawings of children, but you don't want to




i do both



this makes me uncomfortable


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why do you do both and not just one


some of you guys are alright

don't go to plastic beach tomorrow



because I like both


so that's why they call it melancholy hill



why do you like both and not just one



they're both cute


lightning mcqueen's uncontrollable boner for donald trump


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme



but one is a drawing of a child, and one is a drawing of an adult

it's okay for adults to engage with sex, but not children

so to me, a drawing of a child engaged in sex is offputting and gross because it makes you think of a child engaged in sex, much like the treachery of images makes you think of a pipe


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both good


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le city

bye mom


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the good shit


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the good shit


I think it was funnier when he made up stupid excuses like saying lillie didn't have a canon age


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the good shit


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i wish i'd screencapped the posts where he talked about how he finally decided to stop pretending about what he liked


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Free my nigga iFunny

Where else am I to get top of the line dip and welding memes if not homosuck general


we can rebuild him...


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presented without comment since i can't come up with one



what's the context



is he planning on killing himself



30yo is planning on killing himself

it's kinda nice actually; several people are telling him to at least wait for his parents


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god i want to fuck an inkling


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I really got to stop procrastinating so much

>sorry I'm late boss. I got distracted looking at anime titties on pixiv



understandable, have a nice day


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A bum asked me for money at the train station today and I accident said "no" instead of "sorry I don't have any money" etc etc

Then I awkwardly speed walked away

But inside I felt like a god



you're a joke



Fool. The ability to tell the homeless to fuck off is a dark and powerful art, only the fabled bug killing aura is more rare


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cletus' complete and total lack of self awareness is the gift that keeps on giving


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tired: wanting to fuck an inkling

wired: wanting to be an inkling



does that include being fucked?



no i just want to be a cute fashionable squid grill whose life basically revolves around shitposting and paintball


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I want to fuck a cute squidgirl real bad


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r8 my malnourished body



nice, loving your cum smeared face



eat a sandwich



disgusting, die


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put on a dress



i would but not when i'm living with my parents, it'll be too risky



why'd you put cum on your face wesley


the xlr guarantee:

as much as i shitpost about my fetishes and personal life, i'll never post my face/body 2 the thread


wonder how that /b/ guy that stored his cum in annual bottles is doing



pipe down fatty



it's my acne cream! i've been breaking out a lot recently on my face



i'll never go shirtless in the pool


tfw always used to wear my wetsuit in pool as a teen



screencapped for the future


i should post my dick sometime


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barg barg


hsg do you think i would look cute in make up and a dress


>china putting muslims in camps




are you a cute girl







big mood



then no


Wes' childbirthing hips



only one way to find out...


klinefelter general


hrt & srs general


viz media general


wes you have a zucc-tier body



is that a good or bad thing


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we dead?


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>check yet another patreon porn game to see how it makes so much money

>the game is literally screenshots from honey select stitched together

>check to see the exact amount its making

>"This page is under review."

it'll probably go right back up but i can't help but feel a little glad it's dead at the moment


speaking of patreons, i found this one


and i want your hot take on it

also, wtf is deepfeet, is it anything like deep state


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this is epic

i have no clue what deepfeet means


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epic manga


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just finished filling out my 5th? job application

I hope this one fucking gets me hired



what kind of job

it's common to have to apply to many, many more jobs than five to actually get one


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there aren't many places in town that actually hire and i've applied to every single one

it's a job at a franchised restaurant in the bowling alley


I've actually exhausted every single avenue available to me, this new restaurant opening up is a fucking godsend since they'll need staff for every position



inb4 rejected


inb4 gets the job but is late on the first day lol


i just want money



have you considered patreon


how good are you at drawing furry porn


do you think someone actually gave cosmo money after that shitshow?



of course



people still give fucking cwc money don't they


three-way battle between rev, cosmo and cwc for rent money



cwc doesn't need to fight for money, he gets actual autismbux


three-way battle between rev, cosmo and cwc for the top bunk



in theory but he's guaranteed to waste the money on legos or something



usually my moneys on rev but i feel like cwc would strike him at the last minute with a curse-ye-ha-me-ha when his guard is down


whirrrr meme with the bathroom hole and sako yelling "nooo, it's my first day!!!"



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beep beep


>because the ending was too long they cut the explanation of how the Wheel works in PoE: Deadfire

yes of course, dont explain how the thing you're trying to save during the whole game works, that makes sense



d a h


cwc would win without a doubt, they have the power of friendship backing their every strike

also pepperspray



how are you doing


rev is immune to physical damage



Pretty dang good, how about you?



pretty dang mediocre to bad



Oh sorry, that sucks :(

Anything in particular?



cwc allegedly emptied the pepper spray in a hole


fuck off tranny faggot



fuck off horse fucker



dude stop talking to the mirror lol



no thanks


Isn't cwc in prison now?


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nothing really it's just that i have zero prospects in life

yesterday was actually the anniversary of me getting this shitty worthless food service job after graduating college with honors, which is about what I've been expecting to happen for the past 4-5 years



ßeep ßeep



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gay ending: chris sucks rev's cock while cosmo does his nightcrawler thing


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goo night hsg



have nightmares


vampire masquerade but instead of vampires or trannies its different types of autistic people

cosmo is still the nosferatu substitute


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why not just get a job in what you majored in



Nice get


I'm shocked, didn't cwc flat out assault someone?


Aww... What was your degree in?


do you think there's anyone out there whos kin with trump


we've got the best headmates



you will suck pee pee out of my cock



he got out of it with just a fine and probation


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I really like Smoker Girl and I'm glad when we get to hang out outside work at the dive bar (Shitbucket McHenry's)

I find her to be intoxicating


it's weird how much nick cruz sounds like cwc in that video

we need curseyehameha instructors to teach autists how to channel and expel their rage before they go on shooting sprees




i dropped out of my major because i was too stupid to do it and went to general studies



publish papers on homestuck general



i actually kind of did that in high school




I got a 100 on it.


she's so cute




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You're right!!



I mean, you could always learn programming from the internet.


I'm guessing that they picked up a real lawyer, I half expected cwc to defend themselves



Oh I thought you hated ß

I guess being transtarded heals all wounds


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not him but what sites would you recommend for learning programming


Sam Ward: Transtard


hsg, the only general with hicktards, nigtards and transtards


should i play


or emerald






Really depends on which language you want to learn.

Assuming you know which language you do. If you don't, I could give you recommendations for that based on what you want to do


This is literally the last kind of person that I'd expect you to be attracted to based on how much you hate degenerates


he's heating up! he's on fire!

he's trans!


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I like bad girls, big whoop



Bad as in awful lol


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I think it's good taste, tbh

I also find it slightly surprising

Most types of girls are A+ imo tho

except for crust punks, that is



>Really depends on which language you want to learn.

c#, i already know it a bit but a lot of resources i found seem dated

anything for python or javascript would be cool too tbh



*shitposts on vacation*


also if you're not capable of being attracted to literally anyone your standards are not yet low enough.



Why lower your standards :thinking:




what kind of self imposed challenge should i do

nuzlocke with no items? no evolution run? no exp run?



that's a hell of a question

it's because I'm lonely



Get a tinder

When you match with someone, ask them out for coffee with your second message after you both say hi


i saw the term modempunk for the first time today

are you ready for numalepunk to be a thing 30 years from now



this seems reasonable, but the answer is no.


*shapeshifts into an aro*



is that the term to describe jackrabbit (2015)


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Libtard faggot: but shitskins are peeeeeeople!



you mean the Alien aesthetic?



nuzlocke with no 3rd stage



hsg poster calling the kettle black.



i didnt actually look for visual examples, but its meant to be chunky early computers so yeah kinda



what does that mean



no 3rd stage evolution probably.


ditto only run


I'm playing this touhou idle game on my phone and it has a massive ascii art collection. I'm gonna try posting one so tell me if it doesn't come out right



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I'm putting together a team


the live action sonic movie isgoing tobe good based on what info is out now

change my mind


in the store there was a song i thought of that i wanted to listen to when i got back

but i forgot before i got back


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review these for me


where do you think myspace tom is now



in his mansion probably


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e3 leakz



id love it

that reminds me me and the wife gotta continue lego star wars


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>woke up late with a throat hurt


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Katrielle a cute!


cosmo committed twitch suicide

put a bunch of pics of guys covered in cum and shit up on stream

do u think this will stick, or will it eventually get undone like every other twitch ban


especially because this means no speedrun marathons again ever, since twitch has a really really strict "no banned users on stream" policy

especially the irl guys, theres one whos a persona non grata who if he shows up on other irl streamers feeds, like at an event, ive heard instances of them getting banned even if they dont know who the guy is


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hahaha this screencap of the big ol "BAN ME" stream

>im severely mentally damaged and stream on youtube now


>detroit become human is announced

oh i'll wait for a let's play to laugh at it like i do all david cage games

>let's play comes out

they're playing it wrong and it's making me want to buy the game to see what i'm missing, fuck


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israel presents:

orb 2


back when smoker girl had a boyfriend henever liked me, and I never liked him. He would always come by the bar where we worked and wait for her to get off, and he would throw stinkeye at me the whole time

turns out that she told me that he was jealous that he saw us laughing and telling jokes, you know normal stuff good friends and coworkers do. He was seriously mad at her like "are you fucking that guy? Are you cheating on me with him?" he was that insecure

This was months and months ago but it's still funny because now that she dumped him he's been contacting her nonstop like "please can we talk" and shes been like no fuck you each time, and yet here we are her and me getting drunk and having a good old fashioned time together all the time so yeah buddy whos the real winner here haha


I think I had underestimated my macho chad thundercock persona, it's a really powerful thing. I'm a highly successful guy and my self-esteem is leaps and bounds above the average human.

my advice to all you peons (and I say that lovingly) is to be more like me no for real just be really happy with yourself and shitpost about how awesome your life is if your life isnt awesome just I dont know pretend it is or something, but I'm telling ya you just gotta put forth the air of confidence and your life will be much much better its the best advice I can give you, you ungrateful husks of anime watchers


I'm drunk as shit and I'm in ahappy mood and I dont care who knows it

cletus: be more like me

sako: be like me little buddy you've got the potential I see it in ya

ben: be more like me and less like ben

horsie: you're already on the path to being cool like me you dont need help

grant: hey you got married nice work boyo, you're a pretty cooll guy but just so you know dragonball sucks

wesley: I often get you confused with ben or wouter or some of the other posters here try to develop some form of personality first then we can help you to be cool

everyone else: you're not important enough to name lol


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>lol have you tried not being depressed


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I rule


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quality translation



How long before we get the first line without the twitch part?


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though my personal failings are numerous

at least I'm not a speedrunner


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the chinese saved anime once again


HUGE thunderstorm



mad jelly


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epic manga that only has a new volume once every five years


why don't the jedi just use guns lol


anyone else starting to feel real bad for cosmo


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that happened once remember


Aren't firearms like one of the most lethal weapons in star wars canon


my mom is handling selling my grandmas (my) house for me, which is nice. but shes starting to get nervous because of a lack of interest and solid offers. i dont think property values will go down in the near future but uh, im not up to speed on how that shit looks.

maybe i should go ask on /pol/. /biz/ would probably be better but i think i trust /pol/ more, weirdly.



lol no



>maybe i should go ask on /pol/.



i'd feel bad if it turned out he actually has some kind of incurable mental disorder that is making him do all this stupid shit



It's a mixture of pity and just tiredness of seeing what bullshit he's doing to himself


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no i've watched too many people self destruct to care when a fucking streamer does it

it's just an ugly facet of humanity ive come to accept at this point


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It's Yukari's birthday!

Say something nice about her!




fuck you!!!!!



she's a slut!


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I don't know anything about her



it's poofy haired slut day!



She isn't cosmo


5 facts about Yukari

1) Yukari is a girl!

2) She's cute!

3) I love her!

4) Yukari!


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unironically, i think most of the answers would be reasonable


Jews do everything of note and we serfs are just laboring under their historical shadow


>tfw comfortable with body as is

Is this the ultimate good feel


feelio when steadily losing weight and improving both physical and mental health




shut up. idiot. die. die. die. shut up.


>code vein and work x work come out on the same day

the best i can hope is that one of them is shit.......


im a chad



chads don't ask their mommy to sell property for them...



virgins dont have property to sell.



yea let me just sell this property as im across the world

let me take a 12 hour trip every time someone wants to see it lol



i forgot grandma grant left the house to him because he was a sexhaver


the meaning of the word "chad" has been corrupted and it's now useless


youre all jealous because im a chad married to a great wife


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tfw no bannerlord at e3



it's kind of weird seeing chad being used as a descriptor so often nowadays

seeing incel replace virgin as an insult as well



now this is a real chad






if you're aware of chad you can't be chad


when is it gonna be chadhan's turn bros




either DB Heroes or the new movie


my new thing for a while is going to be posting old troper tales

trope: extreme omnivore

This troper will eat things off the floor (regardless of how long they've been there), although she sometimes regrets it when they turn out to be horrendously stale. She also once ate a spider to win a bet; the latter is not quite as badass as it sounds, though, since it was already dead and too small to taste like anything.



oh man i totally forgot about the 'this troper' things, there's some real bad ones out there



trope: FryingPanOfDoom

At a family reunion, there was a stray dog trying to eat all of our BBQ food. I was the first to react, cuz I saw him coming. My weapon? Wok. Sadly, the poor things couldn't take the impacted... But we had a nice little lunch in it's honor. We named him Spicy.


should i get something to drink for E3?






fantas: stocked

digiornos: acquired

ready to game



mtn dew code red



wwarm cum


i would kill a man for mtn dew code red


>“Earth” = “Home,” “Bound” = “Stuck

holy shit


the only rootbeer ive seen is in a chinese import shop in milan

and normal dew here tastes fuckin weird



kaioken doze x 100


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I gotta go to bed but check this out if you're bored



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Get ban



go beg another broke 20 year old for money you fucking parasite



who was the first broke 20 year old he begged



me (sako)


I have like $50 right now and none of it is going to rev


Respect your elders


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get a fucking job



how much is your internet


i have a decent amount of money and i would give none of it to any of you unless i was purchasing an item


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i feel like this wasn't supposed to be wholesome, but it is



i'm trying to think about a game that had a guy in an orange space armor with a green field behind him on the box cover


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i’ve jerked off to so much of this girl’s vore porn



I'm using WiFi when I can, if I want actual internet for my computer Comcast serves my building


hsg im gonna do it

im gonna do another nuzlocke of cuckold emerald


is sako the one telling rev to get a job because if so lol



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what is this



crossies mostly



at least I'm TRYING to get a job instead of leeching off of people nearly 20 years my junior online.



[in rev voice] im going to get video games instead of rent and food lol


Rev, wearing a shabby homemade mouse costume, hanging out at a Hindu shrine stealing the sacred milk from the sacred mice



this is an excellent mental image and im very thankful for it


wesley will keep rev alive forever


[in rev voice] this one's going in my mustard fridge



the fred fredburger post was me, sorry



who whoburger






the YES! one


virgin sako vs chad rev


what kind of human puts a trollian/pesterchum handle in the name field and proceeds to roleplay as said character in a website full of degenerates



oh, that was the only one that didn't give a crossie vibe so don't sweat it, you're not in anyone's cringe compilation


literal, actual children



literally kanayafag minus the trollhandle



i want to believe it is ironic



kanayaposter has a partial excuse though, he actually learnt to type like that before he ever read the comic

doesn't really justify the Surrender Yourself To Kanaya shit but hey


im not even gonna look at the fact that he used FUCKASS


gog karkl3s, you're such a fuck4ss >:}


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She's big!


remember how I said I was going to bed like a fucking bitch liar




well I said that

and then spent almost two hours failing to do so



what did you do instead

did you just lay in bed awake









oops almost forgot

update on the mario 64 platform: its higher



How high



higher than an A-press that's for damn sure


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Which button gets you up to it


im still mad that i overwrote my new vegas save!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!



how many hours in were you lad


i finished the game i was just modding it


please don't get my hopes up so early for the love of god

(will double check the translation later)



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16bit joey looks cute


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me when i realize i deleted my new vegas save i spent nearly 100 hours on



is it about jacking off



they're gonna make big titty hex maniac canon


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oppai loli mc confirmed


shut up




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*childish gambino voice*

this is libtardia



why would i need to be hypnotized


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big thread theme


the this is america music video but with donkey kong music instead


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i wish this was real


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this is really good for royalty free music



u keep liking their tweets which causes them to appear on my "time line"


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sponge jerk off to this


shut up


play divinity original sin 2 with me now


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why don't they put milf/daddy stage in the trailer?


>GMS2 has stopped working




that’s a large epic

her tweets are epic anyway





i was the one who owned him


play divinity original sin 2 with me now





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Femcel memes



owned, bitch. that's what i thought



Can people actually have skulls like that



ugly girls should just do what traps do and hide 90% of their face behind a dopey anime mask


Having a Penis helps too



anime masks make everything 78% hotter


work finally got me a schedule so im finally working

that's nice


the biggest mood imaginable





i play the drinking game every year

it remains the only time i've ever had alcohol



post the drinking game rules



the owner became the owned



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i'll look for it in a second


right i forgot they just have them on comfy


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>take a shot for each returning smash character

im i reading this right



can i eat a whitecastle instead of taking a shot


>take a shot for each indie game shown in a video but not talked about

that seems like a fine way to poison yourself


have the console tan threads finally stopped shitposting about the switch-tan

maybe now that poj has made one we can just use her instead


it seems, but yea i think the wording on that is pretty bad

I think it means like if ice climbers shows up again, characters that were in before but aren't now

i could be wrong though



oh that makes sense, returning like unexpectedly back



someone still occasionally tries to start shit by posting the dog but everyone seems to have learned to just ignore him by now so the threads are relatively peaceful



i thought the dog wasn't a bad design but if someone's using it to shitpost that sucks.


i mean like, it wouldn't have been a "good" design because it needs to be a cute girl/boy but like the idea of it wasn't awful


do i go to bed with my wife now or stay up probably far too late online


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have you guys ever heard of matty matheson?

i watch a bunch of random food vids and he comes up in my recommendations a lot

he's a fun guy in vids but holy shit if his voice beyond human levels of annoying

and he's so goddamn loud too


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It's probably because 99% of the art with the dog is basically softcore furry porn






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>read some Humanity Fuck Yeah stuff this morning

>some water came out of my eyes

>listen to an NPR story about the possible future of the international space station

>the nasa rep mentions that the ISS is a symbol of a spacefaring civilization and that there are no nations seen from space

>the water again

god i hope we get our shit together as a species soon

we have so much work to do but it's so worth it

pic related is one of my favorite HFYs




read it



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get ready for the REAL HSG GAME!




wtf is this


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oh fuck YES



HSG Simulator



it was a nice read


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add this to the list of accomplishments i guess



okay but where did it come from


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google jury nullification


I'm gonna buy some slacks off uniqlo


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fucking heroic


redpill me on jury nullification


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jury null often is

more people need to know about it



unless you meant the person who graffiti'd the bathroom with jury nullification, that was heroic too


hope they snag that libtard and hold em in contempt



i dont get it, i thought the whole point of a jury was to decide guilt already



secret e3 leak


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me on the left




the jury can decide guilt, not guilt, liable, not liable, or nullification



right, but because the law prevents double jeopardy, if the jury passes down a not guilty verdict, the prosecution can't get another go at it.





i'll tell you in ten hours



im always put off by photos like this that obviously blur the skin to make it smoother





>Canadian Prime Minister asks Trump on phonecall "How can you justify these tariffs as related to national security?"

>Trump responds by asking "Didn't you guys burn down the White House once?"

epic if true


i'm drinking a red bull right now



nasty go juice

rockstar better


baby wwant nipnip


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pls gib source on big titty girls


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her arm makes me hurt that looks painful



Kaho Shibuya


learn to gris fool



when was that made


oh shit it's the fuckable nips one



wiki says release was august '16


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i wonder if space station 13 still has those homestuck references scattered around


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oh right cwc thought that he was possessed by the neps or something, right?



something like that


But in the stone age!


the Neptuniaverse will become more real to you with every plat


ben creating neptunia character tulpas which each plat he gets



if i could just give myself a tulpa without having to do the 'creation process' i probably would


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Yandere sim dev goin crazy



what, did he have to read emails again




He's disabled comments on his videos because people keep asking about stuff like the programmer that was sent to him



it's weird to think that the proud boys are headed up by a co-founder of vice mag



what do you mean programmer that was sent to him

did he hire other people to work on the game or something


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new thread


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