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>Chuck Tingle Humble Bundle

what the actual fuck



does it have hiveswap and friendsim


today i've got some kind of super armpit stank coming out of one pit that just refuses to be killed


i haven't gone outside yet today

i don't wanna



Nice humblebrag


*edits hex values to achieve maximal thickness*


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it got me right


should i sell my entire tf2 inventory since I'll literally never play it again just to buy final fantasy 12


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fuck you vriska



the mouth is so over-detailed compared to the rest of the art that it looks like it was copypasted from something else



h-haha sounds about r-right



who stole my inches


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What Are You Listening To




dick size is a result of luck


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redpill me on snapchat



i can't tell you, my taste is too advanced

if you heard it, it would destroy your tiny mind



you send temporary pictures to people


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this is playing in another tab



flash cartoon throwbacks


normpill me on the difference between snapchat and instagram



my neighbour yelling at his son to go take a shower



imagine aim/skype/discord but with primarily pictures instead

also the pictures arent permanent, they go away after you view them


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se tonight


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lads how do we stop intersectional feminism


i'm drinking mead






>she has a septum ring now



have you gotten pictures of her uvula yet?


that is a good hairstyle though



>Uboachan discord group has 226 active members




Did you give her smallpox yet?


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god same

this is a dreadful existence


tfw neet


being a neet sucks because I can't buy Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Steam


Being a hicktard sucks because I fall through the floors


being a neet but smart owns because I don't want to buy Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Steam


being too epic sucks bc i want to slurp trans weiner


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I keep losing sleep with shitty porn games



Wiener is gay


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orange dick nigger


congratulations hsg

someone attractive wants to touch your privates (possibly with their privates) and you didn't have to try and fool them or anything!

but! they don't have the genetalia that you expected!

what do u do?



if i truly find them attractive i doubt i would mind swallowing their juices



leave because I don't want anyone to touch my junk and i dont like boys anyway


w-well, this is me...



the passing trans is a myth



ask them if they have a strapon



it's epic



i've learned that i cannot cross that bridge

although if they were post op instead maybe i'd go for it



Resent that they tricked me when I didnt trick them



i aint touching a zwid-looking dick, no matter how hot she (male) is



they're obviously trying to extort me

I run away crying



have you seen what that stuff looks like



no you better post it




So what can we learn from this study? On the data side, we see that everything is proceeding as planned. Nobody’s paying $50 for a burger at McDonald’s, or $16 for a can of tuna at Safeway. Employers wish their profits were higher, and workers are glad they got a raise, but they wish they made more money. Three years after Seattle started down the road to $15, everything is as it should be. Those apocalyptic claims of destruction and business closures haven’t been proven true. One thing the study didn’t explain was why the sky didn’t fall as promised. Why weren’t workers laid off in droves, or replaced with robots? Why didn’t prices skyrocket? Why does Seattle have more restaurants now than at any point in its history? It’s because those workers who saw a raise now have more money to spend in the city around them. Those restaurant workers are eating in more restaurants. They’re buying more groceries. They’re buying more clothes and cars. That increased consumer demand is creating jobs, and more than paying for the increased minimum wage. The $15 minimum wage established a positive feedback loop that created growth in Seattle by including more people in the economy. In other words, it worked exactly as intended.



what do you mean

like, they looked like a girl but they have a dick instead at the moment of truth?



no it was because trump maga


hi my name is wesley and i never learned how to read


make america epic again


chronicles of zwiddick


escape from bargger bay



is this sako

i'll fucking spank you, you little shit


remember how hungry i was for dick a few months ago?






a few posts ago





Beat them to death for lying to me


prison twink cletus



Kinda fucked up you didn't tell me first but let's do this thing



tumut... no...


they would have to be impossibly attractive and feminine to not care about the dick



tumut has said before that he would fuck me


Also anal sucks



oh great i quoted it wrong


>fuck you jessie lol im taking this




Proud of that huh



le yes


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What am I looking at



the soycubes


>you'll never hold hands and kiss under the fireworks

god damn it


i kinda wanna ask jessie if she knows prab's whereabouts...



Prab's been missing for years huh.

Wonder what she thought of the ending.



depends if you know it before


you raped me



shut the fuck up dave



hail eris



Cmon Dont Be Like That Dave

I Know You Like It Rough


Dave's constant rape at the hands of space players




didnt knew you had a dick. thats RAPE



It's not faggy if it's a dog girl's penis



i dont argue with terrorists



فرحة كومينغ داخل ديف


dave is gay





Dave is slay



Shut up wonk.



dave is bi and he likes his butt played with


kicked of my house. blocked. dont show your dick to me ever again


Reminder that anything after the retcon isn't canon.


>the snapchat updates were so shitty they overkilled the Epilogue

also someone has to draw zombie MSPAF


dave is ace


every Kid is straight



Yeah I guess he's pretty cool.



When the fuck are we getting a real epilogue


tfw trans


manipulating wesley into paying for my hormones


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bad kid sexuality headcanons

john: ace

jade: doesn't really like "labels" but will jump anything with a pulse

rose: lesbian

jane: straight but would be lying if she said she hadn't thought about her and roxy when she was feeling down

roxy: for the people

dirk: g a y

jake: straight but able to be convinced



john: straight

rose: gay

dave: straight

jade: straight

jane: straight

roxy: straight

dirk: gay

jake: bi


the less we talk about homestuck the better

dont forget we are all adults here



he said they were bad ones, remember


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Play the binding of enter the nukey throne wit me


me: i can hold my liquor

me: *passes out for 3 hours after drinking a bottle of cider*


I gotta stop letting people force food on me


fat sack of shit


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*lights roxykitten on fire*


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Back from a fourth of July party


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roxykitten is a good meme and i love her!



*slathers sweet baby ray's on this post*


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i had hoped this nigger died



we need to ban european ips


buh-AYSED roxykitten back in the lead!





t. bitch that cant handle the bantz


me usually: fuck everyone but me. Fools. human garbage. all normies should die

me after walking around Manhattan on a perfect 4th of July evening eating ice cream: America America God shed his grace on thee. And crown thy good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea

me tomorrow when work starts and the mood wears off: I am the prince of the earth. Leave my presence worm. People this ugly should not be allowed to live



is there a picture of kanaya dabbing


Not gonna lie lads i dont like six packs on women




die, homo




yo for real tho wtf is wrong with ur pubes




i like the concept but in reality they look weird



can i have it




Rape The Haters







Nothing that's how pubes look



no nigga it looks like you stapled a piece of black felt to your groin what happened to you



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drew my own



Ok post some good six packs and change my mind



i'll post them in 8 hours


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i still love kanaya her brand of awkwardness is very entertaining


i'm glad chaz died


Roxykitten being weened off the nipple


send discord invites


Roxykitten on one nipple and HSG on the other


Which homestuck girls breastfeed their kids


someone, hit me up on insta!




that's it



Why not Terezi


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trolls aren't mammals



That's not the question I asked


You Are Of Course Aware That I Had To Do It To Them



you're a joke



i say this without a shred of irony, not realizing im the same way



terezi can't breastfeed because trolls aren't mammals


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sorry guys, juggalos are canceelled


the space travel

the underground tunneling

the twitter shitposting

what if its all an extremely complex plan to usher in the Dark Carnival



have you tried



anon i'm a boy i don't make milk from my thiddies


i've been slurpin on the male chode

all the live long day


"gay bowser"

"gay luigi"

beating the shit out video games' first trans character

is mario just a bigot



I don't think vivian was the first trans character. Wasn't Poison from Final Fight transexual?


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I hope you come down with a debilitating but not fatal disease so you can suffer for decades



Oh, forgot about birdo actually.


Is there only one Birdo or is there an entire species of them like yoshis and if it's the latter are they all transsexuals?



I dont think they have ever depicted multiple Birdos

Also his/her original name is Catherine. It'd be pretty weird if there was an entire race of Catherines.


Does birdo dialate



Mario 2/Doki Doki Panic had birdo pallet swapped with different attacks, I wasn't sure if this meant there were multiples of them or if birdo metamorphisized.



what do you think zhe's spitting at you

zhe can't make eggs


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Seedless watermelon objectively tastes worse


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Platinum update: I killed that bitch and only got 61 levels edition




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Tbh reverse bimbofication is hotter to me.


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How ar3 you /hsg/


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oh for fuck’s sake


this holiday spooks my dogs and i dont like it

it smells like firework everywhere

the patriotism feels nice but it aint worth it

also cletus is a joke of a human being


my dog is weirdly not scared of fireworks

when they started she just walked out in the yard and barked at them, like come get some bitch

she's been completely unaffected otherwise by all the booming

but if i turn my oven or heater on she is terrified for days because it smells a little weird so i dont fucking get it



>also cletus is a joke of a human being

Well, you would know.


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a clown can tell a joke when it sees one



you got the quirk wrong you idiot


I don't know what's more pathetic, that No Man's Sky is still being worked on or that I have a semi-passing interest in playing it now.


juggalos were always shit so what's the problem


homestuck kids sing the national anthem


Jade was taken to an island from America after being "born" so she's technically not an immigrant



definitely, without any doubt or need for debate of any sort whatsoever, it's the latter


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Well I mean if I find it for 5 bucks at a store I might get it but I'd never pay full price.



it seems to be most of a video game now at least

makes me think it would have been passable if they had just not released as early as they did



is there a source on that or are you just speculating



is it still just a pointless gameplay loop of

>land on planet that is in no way different from any planet you've visited before except with a slightly different coat of paint and different, awful randomly generated creatures

>mindless mining for pointless resources

>talk to an npc for pointless resources

>take off after wasting an hour

unless they changed the core gameplay itself i do not see anything appealing about the game in the slightest


the snapchat updates were literally the epilogue

stop asking when it's coming, it already happened

the snapchat updates are the final, ultimate culmination of homestuck, for better or worse



fireworks are pretty lame if it's not some kind of big festival thing




I just want an MP space game to tide me over until trainwiz's space game comes out


also i expected jim to post anti america stuff like he did last year



At least that means Davekat will never be canon.



you have to believe in demons to fuse with one



but my caliborn fight



I want it to be over though


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dare ye click?


my 600 pound kino




is there context



do you *want* context


do you want context


i do ʇuɐʍ context


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i always forget the part of the bible where jesus starts to really hate mexicans


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that's 'idden that is


>windows changing position of the buttons when it reminds you of updates

god I hate microsoft


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nice I haven't slept more than an hour in three days


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That's not good


imagine: there are people jerking off to vglewds right now


heil trump!


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a scary thought

speaking of porn though, there's finally an uncensored version of this aradia pic



great for harvesting mouthpics


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big gf

how's everyone's night going


whats the discord logo actually supposed to be


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hi trump! hi trump! *gigigles*


>looking at porn

>potato from granblue with a big dick on her head

>dialog says すまないグラン、君の運命を共に歩むことはできないようだ

I wish I'd never learned even a little bit of japanese.


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can't believe fridge john makes a cameo in this game



that's not fridge john, that's emptied-the-fridge john



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fuck how much art did she do of john like this



a controller?



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goo night hsg



Not enough where Rose's tiny little body is getting ravaged by John's monstrous papertowel roll of a cock.


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Yeah but at least Jade was also a fridge


watching videos of a guy going thrift shopping

he'll just like

buy 15 shovelware ps1 games, 5 big box jumpstart kindergarten pc games, and a fucking external floppy drive and he'll be like "nice haul this week!"

where do people even put all this shit



post link


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im here


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prove it



this is epic


Homestuck can't continue because most of tumblr would kill themselves over their headcanons being shattered.



connie and mexican!karkat


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which part of this means it can't continue?


why would ruby and sapphire even burn the flag? the townies love garnet


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It's not a good idea to kill off your customers.


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are those things still alive


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le yes

one of them like is 18 now


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thats fucked

do u think theres some trace amount of self awareness trapped in there, miserable and praying for death

or is it just like a goldfish in a babys body



didnt a doctor basically say they were braindead



i can’t imagine there’s much self-awareness given their extremely limited capacity for intelligence


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now swap the heads


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this is epic



what the fuck is this even trying to say?


i joined a discord full of fat people






they took our seedless watermelons



Is it even fucking cruelty at that point then.

It's not a person. It's an object. It's basically just to make the parents feel better.


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You're like 4, no titty.


>Cohen is part of two failed kickstarters now




which one



The Chuck Tingle one.



how did it fail



It hasn't updated in five years apparently.



Isnt it a visual quest? How did they fuck up



>isn't it an adventure game? how did they fuck it up



>Oct 26 2016 - Nov 16 2016 (21 days)

uh huh

good thing i dont care about chuck tingle anything



>five years

>started in 2016

>last update was in January 2018


its that time of the month



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she knows by now, she only says it to annoy you


aaaaand uninstall~


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>yesterday's ep of su



her song was garbage


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has science gone to far???


Anybody got that pastebi link to all the smut.



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no keep going science



i am going

to jack off to this



am i supposed to be impressed

because i am


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I feel like shit and my house is being renovated and I just want my life back



>Facebook’s program thinks Declaration of Independence is hate speech


heheh even before i opened this i was like oh its that bit about foreign mercenaries and indian savages isn't it


we have to destroy the declaration of independence because it is racist and written by white cis male bigots


the declaration of independence is on the wrong side of history


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vampy is cute


>artist tries to go """legit""" and nukes his nsfw blog

i hate it!!!


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me on the left


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The Pagemaster is a great movie and a decent SNES game


my friend called me out and said I should beat ff6 before moving on to the X series and FF12



it really doesn't matter


i was called out and banned from the local DSA for not finishing king's field before dark souls



no its because i dont fucking finish video games and if i start another one I'll never be done with 6



how far are you into it

the ending is really good, if that helps



I only just recruited gau in sabin's scenario so not even half way


me and grant are going to have a fist fight in december



what are you doing to train


i miss James's hairline



is there a comparison pic


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>using censored versions of songs for mashups

for what purpose



the description said he couldn't find a uncensored vocals only version of the song


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best homestuck track


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what is it with dragon ball and mpreg


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I want fan art of this



fit anime men being good fathers (except for goku)


steamed hams but chalmers is lord eng-



don't hamsters live like 2 years



Like communists and lolicons, hamsters are not people




dare ye type loli dot com in your url bar?


surprisingly, only one pic of him getting shoved in someone's ass so far







loli eri


vento oreo


how are the new stevie uni episodes

fro what i've heard i'm getting the impression they're just gay filler




though they give off a strong feeling of 'rose wasnt actually that bad uwu'


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i'll never watch the yoon


>episode called "the question"

god i fucking love it

whoever is in charge of naming these eps is great


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"im the happiest ive been"

"nvm im not lets marry"

quality writing


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>IM someone at work

>me: "Hi, <person>"

>them: "."


just a period

what the fuck am i supposed to take from that

is that them saying hi

is that them saying wait a minute i'm busy

how the fuck am i supposed to respond to a period


pom thinks he accurately predicted that garnet will break up forever cuz he can’t stop being wrong




or pics


you see, it all comes down to gem inversion theory


i liked it when wonk disliked su


ah yes, ths "diaper piss inversion" theory


pregnant grant


boy oh boy am i glad i'm not as autistic as pom



Oh boy, here I go meme-ing again and you can't stop me


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weak take


i couldnt find it but pretend i posted the PoM meltdown and replaced 'fries' with 'the bits'


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let the united states government into your personal and intimate relationship with someone you love



let it be known that i somewhat agree with the take on marriage, just not the take on the stevey yoony episode


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My coworker got a Vegas wedding with an Elvis impersonator as the justice of the peace. Everytime someone at work mentions that they are engaged, he recommends the Elvis wedding to them.



what a rude filename



Is her weapon a mattock?


elvis is shit



I currently have an "imp hammer" equipped but yeah, basically a great big mattock


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Yuri hates it!!!


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cute flat coming back for sc6


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I feel hungry



fucking shit i need to catch up with this


wan wan

gf gf


cute flat you say


i i

want want

cute cute--ie

gee eff


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Whoo boy that is a girl that is younger than 15 years old


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>the AVGN Super Mario Bros 3 ep is only 5 years old


def playin as maxi and talim


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Not enough fighting games have lolis


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why is the art so bad though


:44< hi.


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i think that's a little too short to be a podcast



record a podcast with yourself as the guest and the real run time rises exponentially


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>Age 15

yeah imagine going to jail



im not going to get arrested for jerking off to a fictional character


imagine being completely unable to distinguish fiction from reality


I want to




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She fuckin murders him right


what would an updated metastuck hsg look like, to reflect our five years of exile



Like that depiction of HSG as DMC5 Dante that one guy made



robo-arm and cyber-eye



So, Vriska



so, jack


be the vriska gf you've always wanted


zombie mspaf and hobo hsg drinkin booze out of a bottle in a paper bag on the streets


dA and tumblr making skeleton porn


i wanna stuff my dick into talim's butt


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rip those fucking weirdos who treated the comments page on horriblesubs as a community



xhe actually looks cute in the last panel




It's not very surprising, the face is one of the main ways we interpret people so if that's not there it gives more leeway.


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in a suprising twist, dA is actually thinner and more attractive

she's still autistic and cringey though



she dabbin in the last panel


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nevermind it still exists


can we move HSG to the Act 7 comments section?


>not playing voldo


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she’s actually kind of cute




Xhe looks like my sister


The passing trans?!



do not start imprinting yourself on this terrible person just because she's trans and a depressed failure


sponge being trans indicates that we are trapped in a doomed timeline


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we saved them


dont ever post this again


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cute is the most misused word in the english language



this is so sad alexa play despacito


*pops a big ol' boner* dang


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what's the schmorkster been up to

the good ol' schmorkenheimer


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where's the bulge


bulge is a weird word

i always feel like i'm spelling it wrong

it should be like



>but! they don't have the genetalia that you expected!

While taking a shit i came to think better of this. This would imply the person went through makeup and body modficiations, and im a moralfag against these people (the cavemen chemicals in my brain want to know how my kids will really look like)

Also fucking one per "accident" is miles away from going to thailand/brazil and hooking on purpose


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hiding for years, still, i think

i’ll go check the kiwi farms thread



he came out of hiding under a new 'sona to do commissions on pixiv but got sniffed out pretty quickly because of his distinctive artstyle


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oh and his epic ex gf is now openly a furry who makes a living doing hypno domme camgirl sessions


*notices lack of bulge* omo


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i'm bored of the modern lolcows

they're all just copypasted degenerates

where is the new exciting insanity



be the change you want to see


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should i give moody a friend request on discord


are homestuck cosplayers haunting cons still a thing





/cgl/ still has their general


Years in the past, but not many, a webcomic launched that would captivate legions of devoted fans around the world and take them on a mind-bending, genre-defying epic journey that would forever change the way they look at stairs. And buckets. And possibly horses.



which cringe compilation did you paste this from



she added me on snapchat too





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By the shadows on the art Vriska, Terezi and Karket on next book (A5A1)'s cover



kanayafaggots blown the fuck out



that's a cute bat


i got nothing interesting to say

that's why i have a twitter



drumpf blown the fuck out


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most bats are cute


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The new winner for "planeswalker art that least looks like the person it's depicting" is


what's a good way to say to ur boss

"i don't want to do the hard parts of my job anymore

also keep paying me though"



suck it up, wagecuuuuuck!!!



not this time fbi



>Viz promoting Homestuck that much

What do they intend




make money?



Off who?


what if hussie announces homestuck 2


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oh boy



why is rose such a slut


Homestuck: TNG

starring that Jade/Rose kid

and Roxykitten as herself



What jaderose kid


I, Andrew Hussie, am proud to announce what you've all been waiting for; Bard Quest 2


Homestuck 2.0



homestuck kids sing despacito



Because she's Rose


Shala's tiny noodle of a troll penis


Homestuck 2

Nepeta is (still) dead



Yeah but look on the bright side, so is Davepeta


Homestuck 4+1.3

You can (not) make the comic better


imagine being the one person who's expecting more of the snapchat story


Homestuck 76


Almost heaven, west skaia


Homestuck (2019)


homestuck tf2/battle royale would be the best thing since cohen beign fired



>all the characters you see are real ERPers!




God I hated Davepeta.



Most people do.



a homestuck-like class based shooter would be much different (and much better) than homestuck br



So much SFM porn would be made



We are (full of) shit



and all of it shit







>Narancia's VA is Deku's

>Bruno's VA is Greed's



viz's answer to overwatch:



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>Not Homestrike


so bored i ended up lurking soc


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where's the ps4 player....


i cannot believe anyone who says the sentence "pretty epic day for me as a lifetime gamer" is a real human being who plays video games

that's a fucking adbot or a marketer or both


grubs up gamers


and i really have enjoyed drumpfs stay

but he must be movin on



There's a level of normalfaggery that seems completely alien to us, yet they exist.

It's kind of bizarre, it's like they've got an entirely different view of the world.


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my favourite is that image that 'shows how animals are treated' with all the pregnant anime girls getting milked


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tf2 real





quick question: what's pubebeard's discord? because i think i just was >her





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ok im good

time to make fun of this egg


i literally forbid anyone from speaking to pubes



for who's sake




what a real human being 😢


who is decentlydead



tell me the information i desire



just accept it bro i wanna tell you something ;)


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drumpfy dontcha know


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today's jade


I can't tell if this porn game is actually made by a russian person with only a mild grasp of English or if it's a shtick


he's just russian



>live action gundam movie

so the end begins


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didn't they already do one of those



Anyone who uses these shitty 3d models in anything should be executed on the spot.


SU had these episodes done since last year

imagine if they released the garnet wedding at pride month




it's gonna be by Legendary Pictures, not the Japs



G-Saviour (Gセイバー Jī-Seibā) is a radio drama, video game and Canadian live-action television film created as part of the Gundam franchise.


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someone post a pic of wes


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steven cried in the new ep's literal first seconds



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you know what i won't front

i am very jealous of wes's freddie freaker shirt and i deeply regret not buying one


Honestly I liked Steven Universe for a bit

Was okay.



i still follow steven but as an apathic outsider

i dont buy merch

i wouldnt pay to see the movies

pretty sure like most of /co/


There's movies?



oney's selling it at the animeexpo RIGHT NOW


no but every CN cartoon has one, AT's movie became one of the specials



Here's to hoping it's okay



every successful one you mean



Anytime I see a jade with those kinds of ears I immediately recoil and think the artist is some sort of bad person.


redpill me on the garnet episode



gay marriage



They marry then the diamonds crash the party

Then steven says hes pink and they stop the fight


Hey I know nobody cares about me and that I'm annoying as shit but I feel the need to apologize for being so spotty on here. Living in a cabin right now so shits tough.

Still though, I am sorry for not posting as much as I used to.


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are we close to the end



hsg has a long tradition of near homeless people posting here



either the end or white diamond is now the new meanie







Nah the Cabin is my home.

I live in the woods when it's summer.


two scoops



is there a point to this



I live in the woods A̸̡̘͑͗L̸̡͕͋̄W̵̧̹̌̽A̴̞͔̐̄Ÿ̷̨̖́͠S̶̜̹̊̐ and the wildlife constantly defecates on my car.


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The wildlife just shit near my Cabin mostly



two scoops?



so are you just pretending to be sponge now or something



im just memeing, pal

memes aint a crime



Wait, didn't someplace outlaw memes? You might actually be committing a crime (against humanity).



the european union is trying to pass a copyright law that restricts the use of reposted stuff, like memes


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this is so sad, can we dismantle the european union?




here in nevada we love freedom too much to do that



wouldn't that law affect the states too

im not sure how internet laws work when it comes to locations



they didnt pass it yesterday



then what place are you talking about


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big fan of scott pruitt getting the boot, finally


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they're going to replace pruitt with the smog monster voiced by tim curry in ferngully






know wae? xd


it'll be hard to get more based than based pruitt

but based trump will find a based way based


I hate deer


Hey terfs friendly reminder that literally 1 out of 5 people with ovaries have polycystic ovarian syndrome which causes hormonal imbalance and


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thread theme


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So if bitcoin mining is all about being the first person to document a transfer of bitcoins, and the reward for being the first to document it is bitcoins, where did the first bitcoins come from?


how can you still be posting whe one in five ovaries are polycystic



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I was never told the next part of that post.



we live in a society




she looks cute



as far as I'm aware of the system, bitcoins work in that you "mine" them off of some preset existence of them, and as more of this is mined, it takes longer for it to mine

i don't think mining itself has been a viable strategy to get it for years though



What am I looking at


memecoins will be the death of humanity



Please tell me



pokemon anime remaster?


breath of the wild status:

62.99% complete

four shrines missing, three of them shrine quests

five sidequests remaining, one yet to be found

461 kologs

17 pictures for the encyclopedia missing iirc. Many of them are things I found but forgot to snag and bag.

8 pieces of clothing not fully upgraded.

No idea about field bosses because the game doesnt keep track or tell you to keep track its kinda bullshit really



i'm not sure if I want nintendo to put in cheevo shit because then it'd probably mean doing all 700 yahahas


Isnt it 900




they should have made it so that they dont count towards completion percentage, but pouch slots do, so that way you only have to find like 430 or whatever

cus god just imagine being down to the final five


acceot my friend request


this is so sad Nanna play Serenade :B


sherlock gnomes is a modern masterpiece



the last movie but its an alternate ash so not worth compare



looking at it again its just that unova episode where charizard came back and they had some flashbacks


I took a nap earlier today and had a dream that I loaded a shotgun with a bunch of salami and shot a bear with it and then I cooked and ate the bear and it tasted fucking amazing



Is bubs racist


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wtf this server has 19 channels but 30 people



Where this is



the uk


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why does jade have so much loli porn


au where jade is a lolicon instead of a furry



oh no



goo night hsg


im here


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you can't prove that


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>26.99 usd becomes 35.10 chf on steam



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new steve vid, bros


im playing pokemon crystal again cause im bored

and man

u get a really shitty selection of pokemon before first gym

youre especially fucked if u picked chikorita


u can get growlithe but its like a 2% chance to encounter in a bush field that only has pidgey

then it knows roar which ends the battle immediately


*evolves pokemon with evolutionary stone before it learns any good moves*





In the grass patch immediately south of Palette Town you can encounter female Mr. Mimes



thats fucked

its mr mime not ms mime



And that fucking freak that shoots eggs out of its nose in the Mario games is Ostro, not Birdo

Says so in the fucking credits


want half japanese hime cut gf

NEED half japanese hime cut gf


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uhhh thanks strawpoll


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dare i say...too bigg???


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I hope that all these complaints about me will get me fired



what happened



just some girl that complains to management about literally everyone she's ever worked with

I will admit I was very tired last night so I was working a little slow


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sako niggas be like


the kids "react" to NES video has 20 million views

we live in a society




my dark secret

i like some of those videos

there's one where they show some kids a rotary phone

and after a few minutes the kids start to understand how the whole number system works

and then the interviewer says "ok, but how do you text with it?"

and all the kids just start flipping it over trying to find a screen or something, not one of them can even comprehend a phone that doesn't text

it made me exhale through my nose quite epicly



Is it possible to be too perfect



I cannot for the life of me make out the name in the corner please assist


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i've got a suspicion those aren't actual boobs



>little girl

>grab mode



They're lactating, dude



is that what that is


i wish every girl had gigantic titty



that kind of sounds like a loaded question to make the kids seem dumber than they are


a single gigantic titty



the object is being squeezed and white liquid is coming out






it doesn't make the kids look dumb, it just shows that the definition of a phone has shifted a lot in the last couple decades

texting is just part of the essential makeup of a phone in these kids' brains, and that's kinda cool



*mouse darts at my hand*

*my finger dodges*


what if from this moment forward only small titty girls are born


the titty extinction


what were the good runs during gdq



The one where you run away from that shitty event


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That's the steam from my steamed socks! Mm, steamed socks


what's the deal with wesley and girls who are poopy


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Define small



itty bitty



tomoko is cute and by golly if you disagree with that, then im just gonna have to do absolutely nothing about it





Im ok with this


so much blood


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maybe like this?


*wes turns around and peers down into the bowl*

how cute!



Dang that's small


the tomoko post wasn't even wes

the only poopy girl he liked is poopydot


Remember when people sort of cared about SU and everyone shit on wes when poopydot happened in the show


remember when joey and poopydot got married


remember when poopydot got anal vored



her spinning around in that toilet was an important moment


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convince me to not order a pizza and just starve instead


damn, now i'm hungry for some pizz



what's the the le pizz status lads


Anyone else a pizzhead rn



i kinda like this image tbh


false wes


please dont starve

eat something


fasting for a day is not starving lol



Maybe for Americans


if you do not eat three square meals a day and have snacks between each one you will fucking die


calories in calories out

*pours maple syrup down throat to lubricate*

*shovels second dinner down gullet without chewing*

doesn't work


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the longest I ever fasted was four days

pretty mild but I still I don't recommend it



can you at least find a semi-accurate way to mock my diet instead of making random shit up?


okay let me rephrase that, pedantry corner

please don't not eat anything

eat something


counting calories isn't effective

*dives into an entire kiddie pool full of macaroni and cheese*

trust me, i've tried


Fasting is harder when your body isn't adapted to burning fat as its primary source of energy. If you are already in ketosis, it is like nothing.


Big Mood Energy


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like honestly the hardest thing about fasting is how boring it is. eating a good meal is fun and relaxing.


Just smoke meth instead

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