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File: 69ae6c2c4aabecb⋯.png (271.44 KB, 540x648, 5:6, 24c3a8c8-6a10-4b76-877a-c7….png)

 No.1249773

 No.1251986

File: 717e72bca48a8ee⋯.gif (129.04 KB, 650x450, 13:9, tumblr_pddcdlKqvV1xa48l7o1….gif)

*snap*


 No.1251987

Bravo Nolan I love you


 No.1251988

File: 4a4f95d55b845a1⋯.png (170.81 KB, 1268x2753, 1268:2753, hsg post scratch session.png)

doomed session


 No.1251989

my dog likes to play peekaboo


 No.1251990

File: 62b571154f199dc⋯.gif (2.41 KB, 164x166, 82:83, puppyjadewag.gif)


 No.1251991

File: 3a7c920dbde3997⋯.jpeg (279.35 KB, 750x560, 75:56, C9EDB3F6-D524-4A7C-B081-C….jpeg)


 No.1251992

>>1251988

thief outfit is so gay


 No.1251993

>>1251988

this is epic


 No.1251994

>>1251992

thief outfit is epic you fool


 No.1251995

>>1251988

the male of nu was rendered beautifully

thank you wes...............


 No.1251996

File: f467f5991e77ddd⋯.png (21.2 KB, 828x679, 828:679, 1533114757592 (1).png)


 No.1251997

>>1251988

Who is the third mod?


 No.1251998

>>1251997

nick's ass


 No.1251999

>>1251996

Grant you should draw for us


 No.1252000

>>1251988

also i want a new classpect because an anon has mine

gimme prince of hope


 No.1252001

>>1251998

I miss him...


 No.1252002

>>1252000

too late, you're trapped in your god tier


 No.1252003

>>1251999

who are you, coward


 No.1252004

>>1252001

he says he periodically checks this place every once in a while

who knows, he may be lurking this very thread...


 No.1252005

missed it lol

can i get on too or do i die to the meteors now


 No.1252006

File: c17a303761e0e8d⋯.jpeg (254.34 KB, 750x560, 75:56, 0B236114-A991-4A44-B322-E….jpeg)


 No.1252007

>>1251988

where am sako


 No.1252008

>>1252003

Grant my boy it’s me


 No.1252009

>>1252005

i can still add you


 No.1252010

>>1252007

dambro duo


 No.1252011

>>1252007

intentionally left to die


 No.1252012

the guy earlier who said we talked once, ive been trying to wrack my brain about who it was but i actually just dont recall at all

>>1252008

are you my wife posting from the other room


 No.1252013

>>1252006

wowmanass needs to bleach her butthole


 No.1252014

>>1252009

bard of void


 No.1252015

>>1252010

which one


 No.1252016

i just realized theres no space player so it actually is a doomed session


 No.1252017

>>1252015

mage of void


 No.1252018

im installing fort nite mobile

im going to touch it exactly once, to mess around in the menus

and then uninstall it


 No.1252019

>>1252012

No...?


 No.1252020

>>1252002

no i changed because hussie said i could i just asked him


 No.1252021

Yes...


 No.1252022

i confirmed

it is indeed my wife, snaking about trying to get me to "draw"


 No.1252023

The duality of james


 No.1252024

>>1252022

Pls draw more pls I need


 No.1252025

>>1252022

Uhhhh, you should take interest in your wife's hobby :)


 No.1252026

shark what's your classpect


 No.1252027

grant draw a snake

snakes is easy, you can draw the snake


 No.1252028

James "Clark" Dambro


 No.1252029

grant forget drawing and learn to make balloon animals


 No.1252030

>>1252029

now this is podracing


 No.1252031

>>1252026

I don’t know what the thing you’re doing right now is, but a thing I did in the old HSG days said I was a sylph of breath


 No.1252032

Ben's alternate classpect is drinker of cum


 No.1252033

File: fd75ca0c50a7be4⋯.png (176.79 KB, 1268x2752, 317:688, 20180813_150136.png)


 No.1252034

>>1252033

i didnt even notice you actually put me on as the nigga of eatin beans

impressive


 No.1252035

>>1252033

mom said you have to make me prince of hope


 No.1252036

the serf of sperm


 No.1252037

>>1252035

only if you goatse on stream


 No.1252038

>>1251975

car’s kinda hot too

>>1252033

>>1251988

incredibly epic


 No.1252039

>>1251849

botw is just ww style content on a larger scale

which isn't bad, mind you, but botw has a whole ton of flaws

the positives it has might not exceed the flaws but they at the least equal them out


 No.1252040

ww and mm actually had a story and a driving force too, lol


 No.1252041

File: be7b08f8179ba46⋯.jpeg (7.71 KB, 225x225, 1:1, EF0C5AEF-8E3D-48B9-A1EC-A….jpeg)

>>1252028

yes’m?


 No.1252042

botw shoudlve been loz

“gather the triforce shards, they’re out there somewhere, have fun”


 No.1252043

whats the stroke order for ☆


 No.1252044

>>1252042

that could be the epic sequel


 No.1252045

C25K is hard!


 No.1252046

more like breath of the mild


 No.1252047

Horses are just cars that eat and fuck


 No.1252048

i wish my dog still snickersnacked

u dont know what u have until its gone


 No.1252049

>>1252048

She still monkeynoises though right


 No.1252050

>>1252048

she's clearly broken, throw her away


 No.1252051

>>1252049

oh yes

especially if i am on an important business call with my boss or trying to get some much needed sleep, she enters maximum monkey


 No.1252052

>>1252051

*mr burns voice* excellent


 No.1252053


 No.1252054

>>1252051

what a great dog


 No.1252055

post dog


 No.1252056

i still don't know what snicker snack monkey noises is but i call all small dogs little Stevies and i will not stop as i am right more often than not


 No.1252057

File: 232f372f645d54a⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 5.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 863CAD31-FF81-4338-961C-1A….MP4)


 No.1252058

the beard shadow kinda messes it up


 No.1252059

File: f524f86766c905c⋯.mp4 (1.28 MB, 720x396, 20:11, DaTFz-CndanEAP_N.mp4)


 No.1252060

File: e55bba0e84cb50d⋯.png (717.42 KB, 1000x581, 1000:581, j5oka8qq1qk01[1].png)

>he bought the dip

>continue the dump

[loud monkeynoise in background]

>he pancake sold?

>could you repeat that?

>hello?


 No.1252061

Sooo... What's wrong with Breath of the Wild? It seemed to go from popular to everyone hating on it that or I'm just staring at a completely different population


 No.1252062

>>1252059

didn't i post this earlier

if not it's epic

>>1252061

it's a great game and probably the best zelda in a while, it's just that in their effort to do a 180 and get rid of all handholding they also threw out some babies with the bathwater


 No.1252063


 No.1252064

the lack of music is upsetting too


 No.1252065

>>1252039

At least the content in botw isnt broken into even squares and it has more than two towns and more dungeon content and more side quests.


 No.1252066

>>1252064

Nigga it has a gigantic soundtrack


 No.1252067

File: ed17186f98b8d68⋯.png (2.46 MB, 1910x1623, 1910:1623, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2be6245a4fcbb84⋯.png (674.2 KB, 755x600, 151:120, ClipboardImage.png)

cute banana oni


 No.1252068

>>1252066

and 95% of it is ~~ambient~~ horseshit or 1:1 rips from zelda games with good music

i think the shrine theme is ok mood music but the only original piece I liked was the fight against the monk and that was DLC


 No.1252069

>>1252067

cute hands and feet


 No.1252070

>>1252068

Are you forgetting all of the different town music


 No.1252071

*looks up "big porn"*


 No.1252072

>>1252070

>or 1:1 rips from zelda games with good music

granted I don't remember most of them but bird village is literally just dragon roost island


 No.1252073

>>1252067

cute nipples


 No.1252074

imagine if someone ejaculated chocolate syrup


 No.1252075

*looks up "big the cat porn"*


 No.1252076

File: 217102a5ea0c551⋯.png (161.19 KB, 646x515, 646:515, dc063980d55839410140e7ee21….png)


 No.1252077

>>1252072

Even if it is, it's a completely different arrangement. Really hard to call it a "1:1 rip." Also it and Zora's Domain are the only towns that don't have completepy original songs.


 No.1252078

on april 13th, let's all go to mcdonalds and order the homestuck burger


 No.1252079


 No.1252080

>>1252060

Good post


 No.1252081

Actually my biggest issue with BotW has to be the Sheika BS. I started having issue with them starting with Skyward Sword, but I believe less is more. In BotW there's an entire town of them and they apparently were KANGZ with amazing technology.

I'm also unsure about Link's climbing ability. Personally I'd rather have the hookshot, but that probably was a decision they had to make early on in order to design the game.


 No.1252082

File: 530cdebcff485f6⋯.gif (727.1 KB, 245x245, 1:1, 1463946662939.gif)

>>1252075

I hate you just for giving me the mental image.


 No.1252083

>>1252081

sheika have always been mystical magical bullshit from the past

them having mystical magical tech shit from the past isn't too out there


 No.1252084

im glad shitto is back


 No.1252085

>>1252084

did he leave


 No.1252086

botw has the best kakariko village and all the characters and quests in it were great and the music rocked


 No.1252087

File: 3eacc0259f7860d⋯.jpeg (50.54 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 33953815-5641-493F-A068-B….jpeg)


 No.1252088

please refer to my audio file above for more information on joining my overwatch clan


 No.1252089

reported for advertisement


 No.1252090

[S3RL voice] i know this epic vape girl


 No.1252091

botw = skyward sword > twilight princess > majoras mask > ocarina of time = wind waker


 No.1252092

karkalicious has been stuck in my head for a few days now

not a good feel


 No.1252093

Actually I'm now curious. Are there female Gorons? How do Goron's reproduce? How the hell did Darunia have a son?


 No.1252094

>>1252092

the first time i listened to it, i had to pause and recollect myself due to the extreme second-hand embarrassment i was feeling


 No.1252095

>>1252093

no

asexually


 No.1252096

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

only good homestuck song with lyrics


 No.1252097

>>1252091

>Skyward sword above anything

>Ocarina of time last

congratulations you are the most contrarian person on the internet


 No.1252098

>>1252093

We still have no idea

The best explanation is they are asexual

For some reason, Gorons are allowed in Gerudo City in BotW, but the Gorons themselves seem to think it's weird which shows they do identify as male.


 No.1252099

>>1252096

It's not even a Homestuck song.


 No.1252100

File: 383504b86be6064⋯.jpeg (506.65 KB, 750x938, 375:469, C93B7D13-2E22-4492-A799-7….jpeg)


 No.1252101

>>1252097

Ocarina of Time has a lot of little annoying things that show its age. It's still really good but there's no getting around that the later games improved on the forumla.

Skyward Sword has the best story, music, and dungeon design in the series.


 No.1252102

>>1252099

hussie ectocloned eddie morton


 No.1252103

>>1252101

>Skyward Sword has the best story, music


 No.1252104

"This car's paint job is great and the radio works well but the engine's a pile of shit and the air conditioning doesn't work"


 No.1252105

>>1252103

Skyward Sword is leagues ahead of the other games simply by having an actually active villain who doesnt just sit on his ass all day in hiding. Zelda also having an active role makes it even better.


 No.1252106

File: 1252e0ea3d18404⋯.png (262.85 KB, 362x637, 362:637, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1252105

>Zelda also having an active role

gee i wonder where that was done.....

it's almost like an actually good video game did that before.................


 No.1252107


 No.1252108

those seem like fair points in skyward sword’s favor

but i cant say, i havent played it

on instinct i dont trust you because you put we and oot at the bottom and that’s pretty fucked up


 No.1252109

>>1252106

Except she gets locked in a basement for 50% of the game


 No.1252110

skyward sword was the laughing stock of the gaming community, people laughed at it and derided it for good reason

the entire reason they made botw a "no hand holding open world" is that it's the polar opposite of skyward sword


 No.1252111

>>1252109

I mean her turning into zelda is pretty shit, yea.


 No.1252112

hi posting again because you might not have seen my post but my overwatch clan is still open and im stilling looking for members

im getting really sleepy so getting them in asap is ideal


 No.1252113

>>1252108

WW has poor dungeons and not a lot of side content and the "exploration" is drummed up and is just a big checklist on a grid.


 No.1252114

uhhh skyward sword is bad because everyone says it is :)


 No.1252115

uhhhhh skyward sword is good because i say it is :)


 No.1252116

despite admitting that the actual game is horse shit and i have to defend it on its merits of music :)


 No.1252117

uhhh i havent played skyward sword is it good? :)


 No.1252118

>>1252113

imo it’s got story and music and execution of interesting ideas enough to be higher than last

fuck

give me an hour im gonna rank the games ive played


 No.1252119

wind waker was the laughing stock of the gaming community, people laughed at it and derided it for good reason

the entire reason they made twilight princess a "dark and serious adventure" is that it's the polar opposite of wind waker


 No.1252120

i like PH :)


 No.1252121

>>1252119

that's a tone change not a mechanical one, but you're right on that

it was also mostly to do with the fact that they showed off a more TP-style teaser trailer and people were hyped for that instead of WW


 No.1252122

>>1252118

It's not even that it's bad. I just really don't think the other 3D Zeldas are any worse. Wind Waker got fucked over by being released too early.


 No.1252123

Skyward Sword is the epitome of old 3D Zelda. It removed the illusion of exploration for tighter level design and people got mad because for some reason nothing but exploration matters in Zelda even though it hardly exists in any of the games


 No.1252124

>>1252122

fair point


 No.1252125

hello is anyone here an overwatch gamer and in need of a clan


 No.1252126

>>1252123

people got mad because it was 300% hand holding with fi and the forced motion controls were obnoxious

stop making up strawmen to fufill your bad opinions


 No.1252127


 No.1252128

petition to ban the overlad


 No.1252129

people didnt like skyward sword because it fucking SUCKED


 No.1252130

Link's crossbow training is the best Zelda game.


 No.1252131

>>1252128

i like his asmr-type voice


 No.1252132

>>1252128

the what now


 No.1252133

>>1252126

I can't find the post but Midna actually holds your hand more than Fi, and the motion controls were great.


 No.1252134

>and the motion controls were great.


 No.1252135

>>1252128

trying to silence your victim, huh?


 No.1252136

Simon in Smash makes me want to replay Castlevania.


 No.1252137

There's literally nothing wrong with them.


 No.1252138

also the stamina mechanic was obnoxious as shit

it's not the best thing ever in botw but it's miles better


 No.1252139

SotN > MM


 No.1252140

>>1252138

They kinda designed everything so that it doesn't really become a problem but yeah I agree. Why have it if you're just gonna put the fruits everywhere anyways


 No.1252141

petition to buy the overlad a binaural microphone


 No.1252142

is sponge awake


 No.1252143

>>1252137

they were a fucking pain in the as to use and i had to constantly recalibrate my controller because they'd shit the bed


 No.1252144

>>1252128

>ben attempts to ban shitto

>moody's ip gets banned instead


 No.1252145

OK, I actually like Skyward Sword, but:

1.) Fi is objectively the WORST fairy companion.

2.) The overworld map layout is a BS hub-and-spokes model. Other Zelda games had similar maps but would introduce shortcuts that would allow you to travel to different the different areas.

3.) The harp wasn't fun to play. It's beneath the ocarina, wind waker, and the pan flute

>>1252123

WRONG! Zelda 1 required exploration and collaboration. My mother, my cousins, and I all played the original Zelda and whenever there was a party or other gathering we would share what we discovered. This is no longer a thing because all secrets get documented online immediately after a game's release.


 No.1252146

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

found cletus on youtube


 No.1252147

oh man i didn't even notice that

"exploration has never mattered in zelda" is a fucking hot take


 No.1252148

the harp was fucking god awful yeah


 No.1252149

Really bugs me that I can't find the Midna/Fi comparison. Midna has way more lines and basically tells you exactly what you need to do at any point in every single boss fight and some other stuff. Fi just recaps cutscenes, which is stupid, but harmless.


 No.1252150

buy yourself overwatch instead and join my clan


 No.1252151

I still think Alucard should have been in Smash over Richter but oh well


 No.1252152

>>1252147

In most of the games (especially the 3D ones), it really didn't. You go on very narrow, restricted paths with only one real choice and maybe a couple short dead ends. WW was "open" except the king would forcibly turn you around at several points and each square had exactly one island so it amounted to nothing. It's all just an illusion.


 No.1252153

>>1252149

I give Midna a pass because, unlike Fi, she isn't a robot.


 No.1252154

why do people like this companion that isn't annoying and not the one that is this is stupid bullshit


 No.1252155

>>1252154

The point is the handholding argument is moot because the other Zeldas do it just as bad or worse


 No.1252156

i dont play any legend of zelda games so take that libs


 No.1252157

>>1252151

yea i was mildly disappointed he was just a trophy

>>1252152

>except the king would forcibly turn you around at several points

that goes away fairly quickly, but you're right that the ocean isn't really great for exploration

oot has a fair amount of side stuff and like half the game of mm is going around the towns doing the side quests for everyone, little of which are main paths


 No.1252158

also i haven't played tp since release but i remember that having at least oot level of looking around for side quest stuff


 No.1252159

>>1252157

I agree about MM but the trade off is the main path is short as fuck.


 No.1252160

Twilight Princess had the ghosts and they sucked balls


 No.1252161

Hsg should i nofap for a bit


 No.1252162

>>1252161

no you'll die


 No.1252163

Skyward Sword also missed a huge opportunity to make Skyloft like a Clocktown 2.0

It's pretty decent and the characters were memorable but they could have done a lot more with the single, central town thing.


 No.1252164

>>1252161

taking breaks occasionally is good


 No.1252165

>>1252161

nofap for a week

then jerk off to your fav C94 doujin


 No.1252166

Best part of skyward sword was sleeping in that one girl's bed


 No.1252167

People make Zelda clones all the time. I wonder how I would mix up the formula.

>>1252160

Yeah, the reward was not worth it.

>>1252161

It's good to exercise discipline.


 No.1252168

>>1252156

you should try overwatch, you can join my clan if you want


 No.1252169

I really, really wanna make a zelda-style adventure game


 No.1252170

who wants to nohsg with me


 No.1252171

>>1252170

I already did that for several years im good


 No.1252172

>>1252166

Karane's bed? Don't forget the part where Beedle gets pissed at you for having to support your weight on his ship and you don't buy anything.


 No.1252173


 No.1252174

I can't wait to play as Simon and kick the ass of link fuckbois.


 No.1252175

>>1251988

based wes


 No.1252176


 No.1252177

update on my clan


 No.1252178

i got

the zax


 No.1252179

Majora's Mask is the best Zelda because it's the only really challenging one

WW is also a masterpiece and the last time the took a really big risk until Botw


 No.1252180

i should have asked for another pack of zax sauce, im out already

help


 No.1252181

At least for the 3D ones

The best 2D one is Links Awakening


 No.1252182

i really like the way overlad pronounces "clan"


 No.1252183

>>1252142

le whats up doc


 No.1252184

do you play overwatch


 No.1252185

overwatch burger


 No.1252186

overwatch macrophilia porn


 No.1252187

overwatch scat porn


 No.1252188

overwatch diaper porn


 No.1252189

>>1252183

what's up my big bitch


 No.1252190

hello please refer to my earlier post for information on applying to my overwatch clan


 No.1252191

File: 1bf37fa58303823⋯.jpg (120.6 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, DDoLi7TV0AAYdOU.jpg)

File: 66af74457351004⋯.jpg (92.88 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, DkbiIbbVsAAX9HA.jpg)

>>1252183

theres a trans twitter chick named rumeruwu you should follow


 No.1252192

>>1252191

this dude makes my peepee hard


 No.1252193

>>1252191

she looks mildly attractive from those pictures sponge would hate them

he only likes ugly ones


 No.1252194

overwatch smegma porn


 No.1252195

>>1252191

she’s really hot i’ll follow her

>>1252189

my mom is watching deadpool 2


 No.1252196

tfw no gf (bf)


 No.1252197

File: 9a8b00b96e76e40⋯.jpg (135.22 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, DhDNV7zVQAAZwxh.jpg)

File: c19948757003c16⋯.jpg (167.98 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, DhvldaOUcAAEw-e.jpg)


 No.1252198

wigboy


 No.1252199

>>1252198

its epic


 No.1252200

>>1252179

fewest dungeons

fewest side quests

neither are even that good

rupee grinding for tingle


 No.1252201

when will the transcord infiltrate and assimilate hsg


 No.1252202

>>1252201

when i die


 No.1252203

>>1252197

>cleft chin

reminds me of cleft chin Rose


 No.1252204

>>1252201

the Egg Power is too strong for the transcord


 No.1252205

I am the shining barrier of cis heterosexuality that keeps the trans discorders from trying to turn you. It's like that meme with the soldier. I am the soldier, the child is anon, and the bullets are your desire to be trans.


 No.1252206

File: c069445d75b1eb9⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1000x751, 1000:751, ClipboardImage.png)

hsg


 No.1252207

>>1252205

shut it, egg


 No.1252208

>>1252206

im the egg in the 5th row, 3rd column


 No.1252209


 No.1252210

I fucking hate you gay retards.


 No.1252211

do horses lay eggs


 No.1252212

>>1252209

Fucking die.


 No.1252213

the rats are biting me


 No.1252214

>>1252212

i die in overwatch , do you


 No.1252215

the rats


 No.1252216


 No.1252217

join the voice chanlle and come chat w me :)


 No.1252218

rat noob


 No.1252219

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 No.1252220

File: eef3dceb515675e⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

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eggstuck


 No.1252221

rat boob


 No.1252222

where is the voice channel


 No.1252223

>>1252219

does she ever make more than 1 pose


 No.1252224

hello


 No.1252225

can you hear me


 No.1252226

>>1252207

I am so incredibly manly that my beard refuses to grow because it recognizes I am already too manly. I am a 10 on the manliness scale, and adding something like a beard (which is a 8/10) would actually detract from how manly I already am.


 No.1252227

Beards grow me on their chins


 No.1252228


 No.1252229

File: 946f006a46ee880⋯.jpeg (614.68 KB, 750x931, 750:931, 1175ADA8-F4D2-4ED6-A3D0-4….jpeg)


 No.1252230

ill give you 5 kisses on the cheek if you spam the discnigs discord on soc


 No.1252231

>>1252230

link me up nigga


 No.1252232

File: 49c08a5586b4c7e⋯.png (87.9 KB, 1125x919, 1125:919, ClipboardImage.png)

blessed image


 No.1252233

it's

Sado Maso Pedo Robo Necro Bestiality


 No.1252234

>>1252220

now I regret not using the felt to make that egg post


 No.1252235

>>1252228

die discordnig


 No.1252236

Discordnigs vs skypenigs when?


 No.1252237


 No.1252238

*spy voice*

tard.

trans tard.


 No.1252239

File: 44c954eb4d64a17⋯.png (569.61 KB, 1280x1318, 640:659, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 31a7874fc90f679⋯.png (359.04 KB, 1280x1011, 1280:1011, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252240

wow i just got banned from the discord

very unfair


 No.1252241

ben


 No.1252242

>>1252240

rule 6: no crossies


 No.1252243

>>1252242

im not a crossie


 No.1252244

>>1252242

isn't sako there


 No.1252245

>>1252242

>>1252243

>>1252244

what kind of unjust discord is this


 No.1252246

>>1252244

Yeah but everyone makes fun of him


 No.1252247

File: 339216d5459007e⋯.png (279.57 KB, 800x998, 400:499, 157D5218-A674-4EF1-824A-2B….png)


 No.1252248

>>1252243

yes you are


 No.1252249


 No.1252250


 No.1252251

wheres the voice channel


 No.1252252


 No.1252253

access voice channel


 No.1252254

liberals be like

consumerism is counter culture


 No.1252255

wheres the vore channel


 No.1252256

channel


 No.1252257

imagine if there was a vore channel on tv


 No.1252258

this is a future i can bring you


 No.1252259

vore radio station


 No.1252260

where is the Suez Channel.


 No.1252261

is ru a tranny or a traptard


 No.1252262


 No.1252263

>>1252261

literally who


 No.1252264

File: 61ad35dc8b5a5cb⋯.jpeg (116.47 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, E42BA22F-600C-4084-BBC7-8….jpeg)


 No.1252265

fishfucker ill let you back in the discord if you sing karkalicious


 No.1252266

File: 7ca041baa688796⋯.jpeg (156.34 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, DaS0kfZUQAEYFOC.jpeg)

File: 7059cfc808c3cb8⋯.jpeg (158.38 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, DXeQV0nVQAADc2a.jpeg)

File: 7f6cfe5bcc9b8e1⋯.jpeg (127.32 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, DYmLOgWUQAAMgJE.jpeg)

File: 2358ad8727e7d1b⋯.jpeg (87.18 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, DQsWipDVwAAfEj_.jpeg)

File: 7e500d33fa310ea⋯.jpeg (105.17 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, DO77ZsdVQAAxykb.jpeg)


 No.1252267

>>1252264

oh, wigboy


 No.1252268

is he a teen


 No.1252269

File: ea92c0fcf577593⋯.jpg (135.27 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, Db_UbecU0AEGgrW.jpg)

>>1252268

ru has claimed to be pretty much every age in the 14 to 30 range, but if most likely in the mid-20s

its a bit of a running joke


 No.1252270

>>1252269

early-to-mid*


 No.1252271

he looks 16


 No.1252272

File: d2de1477b1b65d8⋯.jpg (181.91 KB, 933x933, 1:1, IMG_20180813_112923.jpg)


 No.1252273

>>1252271

i mean, i'm pretty sure some of the pics on her patreon are nudes because they got leaked

so i'd imagine above 18 at least


 No.1252274

>>1252273

>patreon

paying for gay cp

we live in a society


 No.1252275


 No.1252276

>>1252274

i dont know if they're on the patreon or if they were leaked through private messages or what, but there's this

https://twitter.com/rumeruwu/status/1007718815965372418


 No.1252277

File: 6a22254322be007⋯.png (192.93 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252278

its tough to even listen to karkalicious


 No.1252279

you have to listen to either karkatlicious or 12 trolls of gristmas on loop for a month

what do you pick


 No.1252280

>>1252279

am i living life normally with those songs playing as i go about my life or am i just sitting in a room listening to the song


 No.1252281

add me to discord channel


 No.1252282

File: c77c1163d143572⋯.png (282.41 KB, 529x298, 529:298, tumblr_odmm1qpr8v1u42luto1….png)

>shorts with fishnets/stockings


 No.1252283

>>1252280

living life


 No.1252284

the 12 trolls of karkalicious


 No.1252285

ON THE 5TH DAY OF KARKATMAS, MY FUCKASS GAVE TO ME


 No.1252286

joeykitten


 No.1252287

File: cf3d8aaac15391d⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1334x750, 667:375, B83F1399-FBE6-4245-BA12-AE….png)


 No.1252288

File: 43e09bf4d344844⋯.mp4 (15.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The Karkalicious Trolls Of….mp4)


 No.1252289

the twelve discordnigs of summer


 No.1252290

he spent money to see naked people! laugh at him!


 No.1252291

discordniggicous, definition


 No.1252292

remember the person who had a panic attack over people singing 'broadway karkat' songs because she identified as broadway karkat-kin


 No.1252293

>>1252292

yes

the discourse was epic


 No.1252294

sometimes im glad that i wasn't around for the peak of homestuck


 No.1252295

what happened to otherkin

they used to be as loud as trannies


 No.1252296

>>1252294

you were around for peak fandom weren't you

didn't you show up a bit after cascade

peak fandom was like early-mid act 6


 No.1252297

>>1252295

the tragedy of broadway karkat dealt their community a fatal blow


 No.1252298

>>1252296

the pause before the game over upd8

late 2013

i came a little bit into that pause and it was bretty dead

terezi week? i think it was something like that


 No.1252299

>>1252295

>trump gets elected

>no more kinnies posting

makes u thonk...


 No.1252300

>>1252295

people realized that saying you have the soul of abraham lincoln was retarded


 No.1252301

File: 2d2634e0adcf295⋯.png (88.6 KB, 625x605, 125:121, ClipboardImage.png)

lib status

snibbed


 No.1252302

>>1252295

they're around

quieter, but around


 No.1252303

>>1252300

how is it less retarded than a man having the soul of a woman


 No.1252304

>>1252303

because no one says that

well, maybe some of the crazy ones do


 No.1252305

i knew from a very young age that i was born as grungepunk pink diamond


 No.1252306

Are there illegally blind people?


 No.1252307

i have the soul of an enbie


 No.1252308

im kin with the color purple


 No.1252309

File: 0eb90e2fb6904e2⋯.png (707.63 KB, 1200x759, 400:253, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252310

dambrokin


 No.1252311

im uhhhh kin with tomoko


 No.1252312

>>1252311

makes sense you're both socially retarded


 No.1252313

>>1252309

the epicnesses combine and zero each other out


 No.1252314

File: 41e0e72222e1ca6⋯.png (340.94 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

The don't move shit was still being fucky so i just put the controller on my bed.


 No.1252315

but what if

drumpf's wall

gets in the way?


 No.1252316

File: 9dd8f38ed652a7b⋯.png (67.85 KB, 912x70, 456:35, ClipboardImage.png)

also i technically finished this on the 8th but one of the trophies takes a lot of real world time


 No.1252317

the game i'm closest to platting is The Witness but i think it might be literally impossible for me to try to re-enter that game after a few months break


 No.1252318

stop


 No.1252319

add me to discord chat


 No.1252320

>>1252312

nothing gets past einstein over here


 No.1252321

>>1252310

no doubles


 No.1252322

PLEASE


 No.1252323

how much in the lead is rev now


 No.1252324

>>1252323

was by roughly 50 or 60 games, but his dad dying set him back a bit


 No.1252325

i’m uhhhhh kin with galore (from feast for a king)


 No.1252326

>>1252325

big mood


 No.1252327

ben - 14

rev - 6

sion - 5

wesley - 4


 No.1252328

Ben - 14

Rev - 6

Anon - 5

Me - 4

the month isnt over, i can still get this


 No.1252329

shut up


 No.1252330

how do we stop ben


 No.1252331

>>1252330

the tried and true hot sauce in the cock cage prank


 No.1252332

i'm expecting to probably have 16

drakengard 3 and then probably rebirth 3 to round out the nep games


 No.1252333

i am close to taking down rev


 No.1252334

shut up


 No.1252335

File: 1c98303c9dda463⋯.png (232.56 KB, 607x567, 607:567, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252336

concept: sexy alien babe that pisses mountain dew baja blast


 No.1252337

i came to homestuck in 2013 too, but i didnt catch up until 2014


 No.1252338

File: 3b088a4696426af⋯.gif (1.03 MB, 400x156, 100:39, tumblr_pcuqwpmnnq1wxqddco1….gif)


 No.1252339

Ok. Just got back from Grave of the Fireflies. Not sure why I subjected myself to that again.


 No.1252340

anyone want to help me destroy hsg


 No.1252341

>right wing roach

heh


 No.1252342

>>1252339

My parents showed me that when I was a kid, having just come off of Spirited Away.

Needless to say it was kind of a "what the fuck" moment in my childhood.


 No.1252343

>ywn share a bag of chips with galore


 No.1252344

File: 480751e1551e459⋯.png (1.9 MB, 1280x1780, 64:89, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252345

File: aa330fce5c6215b⋯.gif (47.46 KB, 294x339, 98:113, Media_55.GIF)


 No.1252346

>>1252344

why is the cock always caged

free the penis


 No.1252347

>>1252346

shut up


 No.1252348

join the anti-hsg pact


 No.1252349

>>1252346

I forgot how explicitly this series was into cuckoldry like half the time.

I still think it's epic, but it would be epic if they changed the pace some.


 No.1252350

>>1252349

shut up


 No.1252351

fucking faggots


 No.1252352

*loudly sucks 20 dicks at once*


 No.1252353

File: b49b5e7fa93cb5d⋯.png (379.32 KB, 519x828, 173:276, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 401bea412c05dee⋯.png (409.94 KB, 400x600, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b91e6a0ea0e2728⋯.png (5.3 MB, 2387x3394, 2387:3394, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252354

>>1252344

cute

could be a little chubbier

and also cages are kinda dumb, imho

but i understand the appeal i guess


 No.1252355

>>1252354

wonk join the anti-hsg pact


 No.1252356

>>1252354

while i like all of them on a baseline because they're inherently my fetish there are ones that i much prefer to the others

like that one i've posted multiple times over the past few months


 No.1252357

i can definitely get into the "they're slutty and desperate so they're a whore now" but I would much prefer them just being teased about how cute they want to look


 No.1252358

>>1252353

good post


 No.1252359

shut up ben


 No.1252360

up in numie heaven, here's the thing

you trade your switch for angel wings


 No.1252361

File: e8fabb589295a6e⋯.png (961.92 KB, 1024x910, 512:455, ClipboardImage.png)

when did the crossover of awful captions and attempted creepypasta happen


 No.1252362


 No.1252363

>>1252361

like 2007


 No.1252364

>>1252356

undestandable


 No.1252365

Fuck I totally forgot about grave of fireflies ugggghhhhhhh


 No.1252366


 No.1252367

>>1252366

i dont know what that means


 No.1252368

ate pasta


 No.1252369

>>1252367

we get as many posters as possible to quit hsg all at once, crippling hsg's activity so much it quickly withers away into nothingness


 No.1252370

i will be the last one posting on hsg


 No.1252371

hsg will die

it doesnt need help


 No.1252372

i will never stop posting


 No.1252373

also what's stopping people from coming back to postl


 No.1252374

"there won't even be an hsg in a year's time"

~anon from 2012


 No.1252375

i call my dog "tiny dancer"


 No.1252376

"there won't even be an hsg in a year"

~anon from 2022


 No.1252377

who knew roasting a chicken would take so FUCKING long


 No.1252378

hsg is dead

long live hsg


 No.1252379

File: 43c8192bc7bd8f9⋯.png (1.42 MB, 800x1130, 80:113, 43c8192bc7bd8f9cd14ac876b3….png)

if hsg dies where will I post cute anime girls

don't say jp I refuse to go to 4chan again


 No.1252380

hsg will finally die in the year 2057


 No.1252381

>>1252379

meguca

i find the place pretty nice


 No.1252382


 No.1252383

[me, ancient, on my deathbed]: in this world there is no


 No.1252384

>>1252383

place for people like you?


 No.1252385

the year is 2090

grant's daughter and ben's clone finally delete the board for good


 No.1252386

free my nigga penis


 No.1252387

hsg will die when there are more crossies than oldies

so it's already dead


 No.1252388

>>1252387

we have like, 3 crossies currently


 No.1252389

>>1252385

i imagined this scene in the style of ffak and i kind of love it


 No.1252390

sako

ifunny

piconep

fishfucker

the anon one

so that's 5


 No.1252391

>>1252390

im not a crossie


 No.1252392

what's the deal with ifunny

if he's a crossie why does he care about this place so much

if he isn't what made him snap one day


 No.1252393

>>1252391

yes you are! yes you are!


 No.1252394

>>1252391

yes you are id


 No.1252395

>>1252391

didn't we establish that you only posted in /hst/?

you're a crossie then


 No.1252396

i wouldn't even call sako a crossie at this point, hes been here for over 3 years


 No.1252397

>>1252396

yea i feel kind of weird about call him a crossie too

sure he's still regularly awful but you don't need to be a crossie to be that


 No.1252398

>>1252396

it's a ship of theseus thing


 No.1252399

if you posted in a /co/ homestuck thread on 4chan before the ban on general threads (and the subsequent move to dumbgarbage) you are not a crossie


 No.1252400

>i wouldn't even call abdul an immigrant at this point, hes been here for over 3 years


 No.1252401

>>1252396

crossie is a lifetime thing


 No.1252402

>>1252400

based and redpilled


 No.1252403

>>1252400

when the entire country has only existed for 8 years, being in that country for 3 is kind of significant


 No.1252404

like sako's definitely a crossie if we want to get full tallies but I think it's kind of weird to talk about him in context of crossies like the other 4


 No.1252405

>>1252401

agreed

>>1252404

agreed


 No.1252406

would beginning posting on dumbgarbage be crossie status since it was it's own board


 No.1252407

it'd be like if someone immigrated here in 1927

yea they're still an immigrant but at this point it's somewhat irrelevant

>>1252406

>>1252399


 No.1252408

the absolute state of hsg


 No.1252409

File: 21961ca3e22f5b2⋯.png (2.19 MB, 1230x909, 410:303, ClipboardImage.png)

pictured: hsg in 3030


 No.1252410

to rewrite my definition into a positive one instead of an exclusive one

a crossie is defined as follows: a poster who began posting in HSG (defined as the moving body of posters following the path 4/co/ -> dumbgarbage -> homosuck) after 4/co/ banned homestuck general threads

thoughts?


 No.1252411


 No.1252412

>>1252389

>>1252385

the eternal spongelord would descend from chapel perilous and secure our perpetual epic


 No.1252413

>>1252411

yes. dumbgarbage was created in the aftermath of the hsg ban.


 No.1252414

it's weird knowing that 90% of the online people im friends with came from hsg or wouldnt have existed if i never came to hsg in the first place


 No.1252415

>>1252413

yeah but how the hell would anyone find it outside of looking for homestuck threads that were banned

it's not like 8chan where you can randomly stumble across this place


 No.1252416

it's weird knowing that 90% of the people im friends with came from hsg or wouldnt have existed if i never came to hsg in the first place


 No.1252417

i was about to make a bad post but i decided not to


 No.1252418

>>1252415

they wouldn't, probably

that still doesn't change the fact

>Hey there's this comic

>Fuck off to /co/

>Hey let's talk about homestuck

>They left

>Maybe google


 No.1252419

>>1252417

text me it


 No.1252420

>>1252417

proud son


 No.1252421

>>1252420

daughter


 No.1252422

>>1252415

I dunno but drsonic managed it


 No.1252423

also which one of you fags had the hsg tumblr again, it posted a few things yesterday


 No.1252424

>>1252417

discord it to me


 No.1252425

>>1252417

pesterchum it to me


 No.1252426

>>1252417

telegraph it to me


 No.1252427

>>1252417

skywrite it to me


 No.1252428

toontown it to me

(we gotta add each other as super secret friends)


 No.1252429

hmmm

a link to a discord server?

shall i join it?


 No.1252430

I love Hispanics!


 No.1252431

wes get the trigger ready


 No.1252432

>>1252431

wes wouldn't ban his good friend jimmy


 No.1252433

me and james are best buddies


 No.1252434

who do you think invited me you fools


 No.1252435

just last week, me and him jerked off to the same porno in the same room


 No.1252436


 No.1252437

revival of hsg tinychat

we all jack off to the same thing on cam


 No.1252438

File: 2d8b248200cdd3e⋯.jpg (47.57 KB, 640x566, 320:283, 2d8b248200cdd3eff7cc522c00….jpg)


 No.1252439

*dab2*


 No.1252440

File: 9d3ae5eec89ce99⋯.png (8.13 KB, 759x60, 253:20, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252441

File: 695968653c3f0b2⋯.png (144.5 KB, 559x190, 559:190, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252442

one time i epicly trolled the tinychat

i don't think a single one of those people who were on camera still post here


 No.1252443

File: b372e237dca6014⋯.png (100.21 KB, 720x853, 720:853, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252444

File: c6ea001984ddf76⋯.png (406.71 KB, 720x536, 90:67, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252445

>>1252442

i'm here


 No.1252446


 No.1252447

>>1252390

im not a crossie


 No.1252448

>>1252447

you're like, explicitly a crossie


 No.1252449


 No.1252450

File: 45d06bcd0c785fa⋯.png (890.42 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Someone ask me what this guys fursona is


 No.1252451

File: ff0855fced59603⋯.png (56.73 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 1534218510687.png)


 No.1252452

>>1252450

he doesn't have a fursona his abusive dad beat that out of him


 No.1252453

>>1252451

grotesque


 No.1252454

File: 25e3044a35b36cb⋯.png (635.83 KB, 924x462, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252455


 No.1252456

>>1252455

rased and bedpilled


 No.1252457

File: 16041c6672db0be⋯.png (219.54 KB, 597x484, 597:484, tumblr_inline_pazx1e49se1t….png)


 No.1252458

File: 9e622e7384018ca⋯.png (941.2 KB, 1280x1324, 320:331, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252459

>>1252454

that doesn't even make sense


 No.1252460

File: 0cc4f31c5055a6d⋯.png (608.1 KB, 970x1100, 97:110, 0ec725b9893fe58ccaecb55db0….png)


 No.1252461

>>1252459

it's cuz of the white and red

i stole it from tumblr dont look at me


 No.1252462

nepeta birthing peridot


 No.1252463

I thought you were over her wes


 No.1252464

capitalism is white genocide


 No.1252465

File: e446702cbe79a51⋯.jpg (116.24 KB, 400x500, 4:5, 20180119_105200.jpg)


 No.1252466

File: 8f1614ffd13ba1d⋯.png (1.63 MB, 782x1023, 782:1023, ClipboardImage.png)

i bought doom 2016 since it was on sale and it was worth the 11 hour install time and $10


 No.1252467

File: 84c211982a0529d⋯.png (336.43 KB, 1041x1155, 347:385, tumblr_p92nxpgQ0n1qmmafpo1….png)

>getting over her


 No.1252468

like 6 girls i know irl: hey your makeup looks really nice big mood etc

my brain: ask them for pics of their throat


 No.1252469

>>1252467

she is so epic and so based


 No.1252470

>>1252468

big epic


 No.1252471

File: dc962d682cca52f⋯.png (141.64 KB, 803x571, 803:571, tumblr_odm2lrKAKJ1sd1xkuo3….png)

File: aff6add4d2a699b⋯.png (186.11 KB, 750x590, 75:59, tumblr_odm2lrKAKJ1sd1xkuo4….png)

File: d47a7d2de98c91c⋯.png (147.44 KB, 932x504, 233:126, tumblr_odvh6jZ53W1sd1xkuo2….png)

File: 74a10bc16b18510⋯.png (112.11 KB, 934x388, 467:194, tumblr_odvh6jZ53W1sd1xkuo5….png)


 No.1252472

File: 27ad5d939f2bab7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 63.38 KB, 718x1000, 359:500, tsuchinoko (kemono friends….jpg)


 No.1252473

>>1252468

you know their words are hollow and performative right


 No.1252474

File: c62bb3569b5ae8a⋯.jpg (78.78 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, c62bb3569b5ae8a597057fcabd….jpg)

Would you?


 No.1252475

>>1252473

doesn’t mean they wouldn’t submit to the harvest

also i really don’t think all of them are that disingenuous


 No.1252476

>>1252467

>>1252469

>>1252471

shittydot posters begone


 No.1252477

>>1252471

this is still shit


 No.1252478

reminder that weslidot is sugar-confirmed irrevocably canon


 No.1252479

ike 6 people i know irl: hey you're pretty cool wanna hang on etc

my brain: they hate you. go die.


 No.1252480

peridot cucking tomoko with wesley


 No.1252481


 No.1252482

>>1252481

i was expecting karkalicious and was disappointed


 No.1252483

File: e79bfc7414f531e⋯.png (111.95 KB, 650x850, 13:17, tumblr_odoh66smJO1sd1xkuo1….png)

File: f26c153665461c5⋯.png (133.76 KB, 696x740, 174:185, tumblr_odm2lrKAKJ1sd1xkuo5….png)

File: 67a8470e5bc90c2⋯.png (140.17 KB, 824x393, 824:393, tumblr_odoh66smJO1sd1xkuo2….png)

File: 78419a06535a75e⋯.png (180.88 KB, 819x456, 273:152, tumblr_odoh66smJO1sd1xkuo3….png)

>>1252477

incorrect

although this joke does lose some impact


 No.1252484

>>1252481

get thicker skin also is that really you why did you just post a selfie


 No.1252485

File: 511d612f8b18c86⋯.png (231.3 KB, 763x649, 763:649, tumblr_odpu39v5X41sd1xkuo2….png)


 No.1252486

File: 7999369d958526b⋯.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.1252487

File: 9bc83addbd34166⋯.jpg (17.61 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)


 No.1252488

>>1252484

It doesn't actually get under my skin, I just like getting defensive because it makes people call me crossie more

Also, because I thought I looked kinda decent for once


 No.1252489

File: 142707db30f6407⋯.jpg (18.13 KB, 210x159, 70:53, Boniface_II.jpg)


 No.1252490


 No.1252491

>>1252488

>tricking people into calling you crossie more

what like a kink thing


 No.1252492

>>1252491

Nah, I just like bantering


 No.1252493

>>1252483

no it's 100% correct


 No.1252494

File: dc9f3319eb2b9a0⋯.png (163.59 KB, 650x1150, 13:23, tumblr_odpu39v5X41sd1xkuo4….png)

>>1252493

you're simply wrong, there's no discussion to be had


 No.1252495

remember /co/co/'s bizarre adventure or whatever


 No.1252496

>>1252494

t. man who is always wrong


 No.1252497

how i am to get Big

woman


 No.1252498

>>1252495

yeah that was gay


 No.1252499

What did you guys have for dinner?

For me, it was honey chipotle chicken.


 No.1252500

>>1252499

made some chicken francese


 No.1252501

>>1252499

eggs and carrot


 No.1252502

File: 43d0ee1be481dd2⋯.png (257.42 KB, 540x431, 540:431, 43d0ee1be481dd24c7e16d216e….png)

>>1252499

indian chicken curry and basmati rice, roasted cauliflower


 No.1252503

>2 person youtube team

>one of them gets big enough to be in like real movies not have time for the channel anymore

>other guy desperately trying to keep the channel going by himself

sad


 No.1252504

>>1252488

oh, you want me to berate you, little crossie faggot?


 No.1252505

>>1252499

two donuts, two mini blue berry muffins, and a banana


 No.1252506

>>1252504

you're actually pretty cool, so no thanks


 No.1252507

File: fa28c9b8c20754f⋯.jpg (75.35 KB, 1000x1020, 50:51, fa28c9b8c20754ff76987c4654….jpg)

>>1252506

>you're actually pretty cool


 No.1252508

>>1252507

i like le spong


 No.1252509

>adopting his typing quirk


 No.1252510

File: f14e30ac3215f70⋯.jpg (843.11 KB, 1920x2560, 3:4, f14e30ac3215f708646a462b68….jpg)


 No.1252511

i wish i had someone to hug right now


 No.1252512

>>1252509

no no that’s good the mind virus needs to spread


 No.1252513

only i'm allowed to copy sponge's mannerisms


 No.1252514

File: 11da7128507638d⋯.jpg (22.39 KB, 403x380, 403:380, 11da7128507638dbd36494ddeb….jpg)

>>1252511

*huggles u* ^_^


 No.1252515

File: a9eacf73b1bbde7⋯.png (3.22 KB, 132x131, 132:131, roxykittentoddlerup.png)

>>1252511

*hugs u*


 No.1252516

>>1252513

don't embarrass yourself


 No.1252517

File: f1282961283a474⋯.png (607.1 KB, 1280x1507, 1280:1507, codbumpin.png)


 No.1252518

getting my eyebrows waxed tomorrow

haircut the next day


 No.1252519

File: 6a0e0ae261d0517⋯.jpeg (580.62 KB, 750x933, 250:311, 83F99E8B-A104-4A46-9F68-D….jpeg)

brap


 No.1252520

when wesley said he hated echo fighters i wanted to say "but you're a spongelord echo fighter" but i missed my chance and i'll never get to say it


 No.1252521


 No.1252522

File: 91518c77a2fa94d⋯.png (495.66 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

you go to take out the trash

you open the lid

inside, you can just barely make out rev, squatting in the can, silently staring up at you in the darkness with his default expression of slightly angry bewilderment


 No.1252523

>>1252521

i dont want to get a unibrow, so i just get the middle section waxed every now and again


 No.1252524

File: b34774e01a26c30⋯.png (322.47 KB, 648x700, 162:175, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1252522

i show him this


 No.1252525

sponge, what's more important to you, the manface or the manpenis?


 No.1252526


 No.1252527

File: b442d62e6eed41e⋯.jpg (26.56 KB, 750x551, 750:551, b442d62e6eed41e552e4d9f3cd….jpg)


 No.1252528

>>1252525

manlegs


 No.1252529

>>1252526

oh hell yeah


 No.1252530

i wish ru would step on me


 No.1252531

now i know how sponge feels about his granny roasties


 No.1252532

File: 78c0d5ec6a5640b⋯.jpg (76.23 KB, 876x1039, 876:1039, 78c0d5ec6a5640b38e9c24cb3a….jpg)


 No.1252533

>>1252531

my what now


 No.1252534

File: 4cd069b128e80f0⋯.jpg (47.79 KB, 500x500, 1:1, testimonial-avatar-brian-4….jpg)

tfw i wake up cold


 No.1252535

>>1252530

can i get back into the discord since i brought her up


 No.1252536

File: 31809ccc7fbe078⋯.jpeg (556.83 KB, 738x738, 1:1, 2288115A-27A2-470A-BDB6-0….jpeg)

tfw i wake up trans


 No.1252537

>>1252533

i meant tranny roasties but it autocorrected


 No.1252538

>tfw i wake up transcurious


 No.1252539

>>1252520

you just did...


 No.1252540

>>1252537

you aren’t attracted to the one i’ve been posting?


 No.1252541

File: afae5b318c03213⋯.jpeg (609.8 KB, 738x738, 1:1, D772A6FF-445D-4374-B1C9-7….jpeg)


 No.1252542

File: 7a2620a4c918e9a⋯.jpg (65.08 KB, 799x773, 799:773, 7a2620a4c918e9a08c63ece343….jpg)


 No.1252543

tfw just like

pretty regular, as a person


 No.1252544


 No.1252545

>>1252543

me too


 No.1252546


 No.1252547

>>1252540

im indifferent to her

the one fishfucker posted awoken something in me though


 No.1252548

File: b578ba768aa3aef⋯.jpeg (515.66 KB, 738x738, 1:1, 935E3A81-F0C4-40F9-A825-1….jpeg)


 No.1252549

>>1252547

is it the anime wig


 No.1252550

File: f4ef6a11bb15557⋯.jpeg (112.92 KB, 1141x642, 1141:642, DXzbe_RU0AAgzx8.jpeg)

File: adea6a86a830d41⋯.jpeg (116.31 KB, 1176x661, 1176:661, Dihwb7XVAAAmJwX.jpeg)

File: 57dae6da0b044b3⋯.jpeg (100.21 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, DimlaUXX0AAAiy1.jpeg)

i think it's because she has that cute eszett tier face that i like


 No.1252551

>>1252549

also this


 No.1252552

>>1252550

she does look a lot like ß


 No.1252553

>hsg poster

>regular


 No.1252554

i like the one i’ve been posting because she seems like she’d be really nice

and her voice is pretty


 No.1252555

>>1252550

it's just a regular teenage boy's face


 No.1252556

i've seen some convincing traps

these are not those


 No.1252557


 No.1252558

File: 2e7a20e55bec74a⋯.jpeg (272.2 KB, 750x560, 75:56, A084CBD1-C738-40BB-9E4C-7….jpeg)

mine is prettier tee bee aych


 No.1252559

me going in: she doesn’t have to hide two thirds of her face with a wig to be cute


 No.1252560

>>1252556

they look better than real women


 No.1252561

have you told eszett about your crush on em wes


 No.1252562

>>1252558

why do they all make this retarded face


 No.1252563

File: 3154d7d5f12fffe⋯.jpeg (200.8 KB, 1280x687, 1280:687, EFAE9D42-480A-468D-BA40-1….jpeg)


 No.1252564

>>1252560

wesley w. martinez.................


 No.1252565

>>1252562

soy face


 No.1252566

>brother's niece, who has had a crush on me for years, just got in trouble with her parents for coming out as a lesbian.

ah fuck


 No.1252567

>>1252562

#justtrannythings


 No.1252568

File: e326a93c14ee6f8⋯.jpeg (480.9 KB, 738x738, 1:1, 29487D87-F542-4DBA-A186-3….jpeg)


 No.1252569

>>1252561

she's very cute and i would like to give her a little smooch but i barely know her so it'll be weird


 No.1252570

>>1252560

a lot of them do


 No.1252571

What The Hecky

Give Me A Smecky


 No.1252572

File: ec488e237af0c2b⋯.png (209.75 KB, 380x380, 1:1, 1468432730336.png)


 No.1252573

the average american cis woman is utterly repulsive, inside and out


 No.1252574

>>1252566

beat her parents


 No.1252575

File: c0c215ac8627ab3⋯.jpeg (29.34 KB, 360x326, 180:163, c0c215ac8627ab328af472e76….jpeg)

WHICH WAY, WESTERN MAN


 No.1252576

cant believe the trannylovers are prison gay incels...


 No.1252577

stop being misogynistic and creepy


 No.1252578

>>1252574

I mean yeah that bit is pretty fucked but they live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere Texas so I'm not shocked.

it's the fact that I am attractive to lesbians that is really cucking me here.


 No.1252579

>>1252578

eggdar...


 No.1252580

>>1252578

i know that epic feel


 No.1252581

>>1252577

i count it more as misanthropic than misogynist really


 No.1252582

>>1252577

it's epic...


 No.1252583

>>1252576

i’m not prison gay i’m like bi or something

the one and a half times i had sex i wasn’t super into it


 No.1252584

>>1252577

it's the inherent core to trans ideology


 No.1252585

>>1252577

i feel the same way about the average american man if that makes you feel any better


 No.1252586

File: 74b9c14b7dd87c9⋯.jpg (21.09 KB, 300x359, 300:359, fat-ugly-woman.jpg)

File: 40758a465b2447f⋯.jpeg (146.2 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, DZuYyZMUQAAwV6J.jpeg)

which way western man


 No.1252587

as it is written, only i can become the cute gf i've been longing for


 No.1252588

my standing in the eyes of sponge is the only thing that matters to me in this moment.


 No.1252589

>>1252581

>trannies aren't human

You said it, not me.


 No.1252590

File: 79ec08bfe29ebb3⋯.png (351.73 KB, 720x661, 720:661, f02fac7c877ecdec2f201b7dc2….png)

File: adf5ea5203809d3⋯.jpg (326.65 KB, 950x1348, 475:674, 51612259159260bf3d8b6f9876….jpg)


 No.1252591

the problem with Big women is they usually want Big guys, for them

that's too much effort


 No.1252592

why am i the only normal person here


 No.1252593

File: 8554d72c6f64e19⋯.jpeg (505.59 KB, 738x738, 1:1, 370E1455-1943-4B4E-96A0-7….jpeg)


 No.1252594

>>1252591

but so do the small ladies


 No.1252595

>>1252592

What's the not normal bit about me.

it's the ineptitude with women, right?


 No.1252596

>>1252589

i assumed it was wonk commenting on me saying that the average woman is ugly


 No.1252597

File: ef1c0cc86859d91⋯.png (920.79 KB, 1063x1375, 1063:1375, e103b0616c54e52041413e1ae3….png)


 No.1252598

>>1252585

so it's more >>1252581

alright

stop being misanthropic and creepy and stop posting people's pictures and talking about them like that

it's creepy

remember that one weird crossie who posted cp, he did that with that youtube girl

it's a weird thing to do


 No.1252599

File: b4e0b6913e9ad9e⋯.jpg (28.56 KB, 1031x1835, 1031:1835, DeepFryer_20180812_201155.jpg)


 No.1252600

>>1252595

you're a fucking talking horse


 No.1252601

I'm a bit of a doormat I guess. Like I say please and thank you too much and I hold the door open too long.


 No.1252602

>>1252598

>remember that one weird crossie who posted cp, he did that with that youtube girl

wwhat


 No.1252603

File: 2cfbb6bcf3f4ab1⋯.jpeg (531.25 KB, 738x738, 1:1, 58645B78-065D-4B0F-BD1A-8….jpeg)

>>1252592

grant please don’t make go in on you


 No.1252604

>>1252601

that's pretty normal


 No.1252605

>>1252595

it's being a lesbian with a penis


 No.1252606

>>1252602

i dont remember his name

wait

sci


 No.1252607

nice i remembered i bought the coffee capsules i wanted from the store

>>1252603

i dont know what that means because im normal


 No.1252608

>>1252600

uh whinny.


 No.1252609

>>1252592

wtf i'm normal

>>1252597

post more magical orange female bodybuilder cartoon porn please thanks


 No.1252610

>>1252598

now you’re gonna call me a child rapist huh

you’re just the twitter anprims


 No.1252611

*just like


 No.1252612

>>1252606

oh vaporfuck right

i wonder if he got raised by the feds yet


 No.1252613

File: c4dabbd21e2bf06⋯.jpg (175.97 KB, 500x500, 1:1, gun.jpg)


 No.1252614

>>1252604

sometimes I carry a door around with me so I can hold it open for people who are outside.


 No.1252615

the chicken francese kinda came out awful to be honest lads


 No.1252616

*shapeshifts into wonk*


 No.1252617

File: 9defc6dda364e66⋯.jpeg (486.22 KB, 738x738, 1:1, EA2EEDF3-AC4A-49CB-A8C0-7….jpeg)


 No.1252618

>>1252612

i don’t hope he’s in prison, but i do hope somebody has left him with injuries that will last for the rest of his life


 No.1252619

>>1252617

what even was this originally? Was it one of those babies you post with the physical deformities?


 No.1252620

File: 93f33a7b7be35ca⋯.jpeg (131.37 KB, 750x739, 750:739, 4547D863-1C26-4F80-AB7C-A….jpeg)


 No.1252621

>>1252620

you should do it with el goblino


 No.1252622

>>1252618

i honestly kind of hope he's in prison

according to sako, he has (or had) a pedo server with little boys on there

truly deplorable


 No.1252623

>>1252622

if that’s true i just hope he’s dead


 No.1252624

hsg prison au


 No.1252625

File: 24e2dda91a96f78⋯.jpeg (356.85 KB, 938x1500, 469:750, 7BFD254E-D868-4F29-8506-0….jpeg)

File: fa664cf2d6f5a59⋯.jpeg (110.93 KB, 672x960, 7:10, 9D9FDEA3-83E4-4BB2-955D-F….jpeg)

File: e246ecc66b924f0⋯.jpeg (150.25 KB, 1384x952, 173:119, BCBF601D-972C-42B4-AE42-4….jpeg)

File: aeca6f963c47bd0⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1413x2000, 1413:2000, 1A095763-D6E4-44B4-9252-27….png)

File: 0f73111ce72e2b7⋯.jpeg (179.43 KB, 1079x1260, 1079:1260, E7302796-2262-4786-AED8-D….jpeg)

choose your fighter


 No.1252626

i like how easily u can tell the wind levels because the palm trees sway with the wind real easily


 No.1252627

File: 35dd585c1a00ccf⋯.png (258.52 KB, 680x1111, 680:1111, 1902b825da912ce0e38243495b….png)

File: 9951fa098027fba⋯.png (331.35 KB, 800x731, 800:731, 9951fa098027fba87fa7441d31….png)

File: 0819b804bed8433⋯.jpeg (51.4 KB, 400x541, 400:541, 3076e7996f3d40b18ef6c27bf….jpeg)

File: 9f3e2be55a2bbbd⋯.png (187.08 KB, 592x749, 592:749, 9f3e2be55a2bbbd7b3ca43fec6….png)

File: be364a0f2ebabdb⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1280x1808, 80:113, be364a0f2ebabdbb7649abd62f….png)


 No.1252628

>>1252625

scatgirl


 No.1252629

>>1252610

wtf

why the hell would i do that

i only said he posted cp to identify who he was because i couldnt remember his name

im just saying he was a creep and he posted like a creep and posting pictures of some internet person and talking about them is weird

you're not a rapist you're just weird about people you develop mental identification with

in my amateur opinion


 No.1252630

>>1252622

why does socks know about his pedo server. . .

around lolicons, trapezohedron.


 No.1252631

>>1252626

you're a simple lad who appreciates simple thinks

i appreciate that


 No.1252632

>>1252631

if i didnt appreciate the simple things, i could not appreciate myself


 No.1252633

>>1252629

i’m just being inflammatory

i hope you don’t expect my epic behavior to change


 No.1252634

File: f6d180a4da1c418⋯.png (254.18 KB, 480x640, 3:4, godtieridan.png)

i want to massage his back after his long day of orphaning


 No.1252635


 No.1252636

>>1252626

I didn't even know there were palm trees in Switzerland.

Speaking of trees, it's been raining a lot for the past few days and my car is now covered in tree sap from the tree I park under.


 No.1252637

sci probably roped sako into talking on discord

he invited me to his weird 4chan board where he "posted with the people he collects"

>>1252632

there's a lot of wisdom there

thank you

>>1252633

okay

well

know that i don't appreciate being inflamed

i know it's a tough ask to ask you to be more sincere with me so yeah don't worry i won't expect any behavior change

as long as you don't expect me to stop telling you what i think


 No.1252638

theres a bear in the mountain on the toblerone logo


 No.1252639

>>1252638

oh shit that's me


 No.1252640

File: fb434adb572b808⋯.jpg (44.28 KB, 720x593, 720:593, fb434adb572b8087d9398801d7….jpg)


 No.1252641

*In Grant voice* I am going to look at my immediate surroundings and make an observational comment on them on hsg.


 No.1252642

>>1252637

contrary to my epic demeanor, i do value your opinion. more than a lot of people i know irl

you could say my insincerity is the highest form of sincerity


 No.1252643

File: 6648c33c230cd83⋯.png (30.4 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1252644

>>1252641

no i dont have a toblerone

i noticed it recently and forgot until now


 No.1252645

File: 1f6e550c4e34c09⋯.png (4.69 KB, 250x250, 1:1, goo night anyanymouse.png)

goo night hsg


 No.1252646

>>1252642

i'll do my best to appreciate the way you show that you value my opinion

thank you for that


 No.1252647

Grant furiously jotting observations down in his hsg post notebook throughout the day.


 No.1252648

File: fdd2513d16419d8⋯.jpg (65.17 KB, 800x794, 400:397, fdd2513d16419d8dd2c71c22c5….jpg)

>>1252645

goo night neppers


 No.1252649

>>1252627

what is this body type

it is impossible to search for because i just end up with extreme muscle shit


 No.1252650

i have literally written shitposts down so i don't forget them


 No.1252651

wonk is too good a person to be posting on hsg


 No.1252652

>>1252650

i do this a lot


 No.1252653

>>1252646

your actions will forever be a part of the most wholly and eternal act of alchemy

the recursive retreat and reappearance and omnipresence of the truest prima materia will have been affected more by you than by many others


 No.1252654

maybe this is why my shitposts are so weak. I'm a spur of the moment, stream of consciousness kind of shitposter.


 No.1252655

File: d0f3fadc3557eac⋯.jpeg (623.42 KB, 738x738, 1:1, 41F46FD4-38D4-417F-9D40-1….jpeg)


 No.1252656


 No.1252657

my cwc sign:

"Seeking gf

must look like you took a normal girl and pasted her in ms paint and then grabbed the little knob in the corner and expanded her proportionally about 15%

big butt, bigger heart"


 No.1252658

File: 2988d900492fad1⋯.jpg (147.05 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 886e05e2-6793-40fd-a22d-95….jpg)


 No.1252659

>>1252651

he's lawful good compared to most of hsg's chaotic neutral.

Socko would be chaotic evil, and I, of course, would not be on the alignment chart because I am a horse.


 No.1252660

>>1252656

>“Looking back in history, unfortunately, Hitler was right about what was taking place in Germany. And who was behind it,”

i mean

the context makes it not as bad as the headline.....


 No.1252661

>soys on Twitter screeching about the "Earth is the meltingpot of the universe" joke in next Doom game

Why would they think id is associating violent animalistic feral demons with immigrants

hm. Why would they think that?


 No.1252662

File: b70c2085dd9e635⋯.jpeg (948.13 KB, 850x3600, 17:72, CF48E629-68EF-4705-8B39-3….jpeg)


 No.1252663

im an immigrant

and i will tell you

im a violent animalistic feral demon


 No.1252664

File: 353637b84781234⋯.png (290.57 KB, 621x1000, 621:1000, 59b846fb-b17c-4a2b-9c50-70….png)


 No.1252665

File: 621180749f44399⋯.png (217.01 KB, 500x276, 125:69, tumblr_m4rsa7BWCY1qc758d.png)


 No.1252666

>>1252660

grant you wanna clarify this


 No.1252667

i do really need to work on securing my role as an erisian avatar

i know she doesn’t give a fuck as much as she does but still


 No.1252668

grant becoming an unironic nazi apologist to own the libs


 No.1252669

File: 5b3ed652bf69c02⋯.png (328.65 KB, 426x338, 213:169, 1530943266527.png)


 No.1252670

>>1252667

start a mass shooting like in my dreams


 No.1252671

grant confirmed for based


 No.1252672

>>1252667

I was thinking eridanian avatar for a few moments there.


 No.1252673

>>1252664

>>1252665

>>1252666

It's okay the guy said "unfortunately"


 No.1252674

>>1252667

is "securing my role as an erisian avatar" code for having gay sex


 No.1252675

jwoke


 No.1252676

reminder that grant doesnt know how to tie his shoes


 No.1252677

grant is qanon


 No.1252678

File: 651d3d60e8710fb⋯.png (80.34 KB, 1509x340, 1509:340, ClipboardImage.png)

is this the context you're referring to

did you not read the next line

it's right there


 No.1252679

>>1252676

shut up wesley


 No.1252680

>>1252674

you know, that’s probably part of it


 No.1252681

what's the story behind the dabbing suicide man gif?


 No.1252682

>>1252678

the part about controlling the republican party is true

look at all the unconditional israel support


 No.1252683

>>1252681

r9k guy shoots himself in family's home, livestreams it, mom walks in and finds the body


 No.1252684

File: 5d15cbb66627691⋯.png (403.43 KB, 629x349, 629:349, 8F2BEEB5-C877-4AD3-98A3-7E….png)


 No.1252685

>>1252681

i have the whole video saved but i think it's too large for me to post


 No.1252686

picking up baby parts from the planned parenthood to complete my transition


 No.1252687

grant and sako: one and the same?


 No.1252688

>>1252682

grant you can point out the influence of special interest groups without saying "maybe this antisemitic hitler apologist is right about some things"


 No.1252689

wanna fuck my little baby cunt?


 No.1252690

>>1252686

you gotta blend em to get the stem cells out right


 No.1252691

just how Jewish do I have to be to see the benefits of the ruling class? Can I be like vaguely Jewish by heritage, or do I have to be like an Ashkenazi or Hassidic Jew? Do I have to convert and move into one of those areas of new jersey where they take over the neighborhoods by having like a million kids and voting themselves into control of the town?


 No.1252692

>>1252683

>>1252681

i think he was being blackmailed by transcords


 No.1252693

maybe this antisemitic hitler apologist is right about some things


 No.1252694

>>1252683

I mean the one where he hangs himself with the oil drums and in some industrial looking building.


 No.1252695

>>1252690

le yes


 No.1252696

File: c99d711503070c6⋯.jpg (53 KB, 392x294, 4:3, lol.jpg)


 No.1252697

maybe hitler was right about some things


 No.1252698

>>1252694

never seen it


 No.1252699

>>1252693

>>1252697

aaaahhhh!!!!


 No.1252700

terrible thread


 No.1252701

>>1252688

yeah but if hes right then hes right


 No.1252702

i have proof that hitler farded and camed


 No.1252703

>>1252692

transhsg will defend this


 No.1252704

how come american politics are so awesome


 No.1252705

>>1252701

but he's not right, unless you mean "controls the republican party" in the same way that he does


 No.1252706

>>1252692

the idea of a transcord blackmailing underage kids to take hormones and post nudes is pretty scary


 No.1252707

>>1252704

libs prepped the bull, so to speak, and have built our own cuckshed tomb, to turn a phrase


 No.1252708

File: 4b95df8180466d4⋯.jpeg (198.26 KB, 750x933, 250:311, CBACE064-7498-4387-9AA6-5….jpeg)

File: 7f3f357775d274b⋯.jpeg (140 KB, 920x611, 920:611, 74E67DF2-B576-4BAB-9F8E-8….jpeg)

File: 417c05213de7669⋯.jpeg (429.99 KB, 750x937, 750:937, 0FC197B0-F1CE-41BA-B133-1….jpeg)

File: d8bb40f620be1c2⋯.jpeg (103.24 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, 0AD4B961-1EB1-46FA-B76E-2….jpeg)

File: ea4349cdee35a35⋯.jpeg (623.44 KB, 738x738, 1:1, AD47B5A1-9AF7-4B4B-8D91-E….jpeg)


 No.1252709

>>1252704

The ZOG Occupation Government has to make it entertaining for goys.


 No.1252710

>>1252706

is that one of the tasks you have to complete to get the erisian avatar ending


 No.1252711

>>1252692

there was a guy who was friends with him that shared chat logs on /r9k/ and it looks like he was depressed and suicidal for a good while

though im taking it with a grain of salt because a normal human wouldnt do that


 No.1252712

>>1252706

very transphobic and sex negative of you anon


 No.1252713

>>1252705

theres a number of people who are at the top who are either jewish or invested in protecting jewish interests for one reason or another

its not only jews, you can say the same about many different groups like guns or what have you, but israel is the most egregious one as its supporting a country indiscriminately killing innocents and getting away with it, among other things


 No.1252715


 No.1252717

File: ea4202a3d94baae⋯.gif (2.58 MB, 416x307, 416:307, dabman.gif)

I found it, it's from some parody of suicide squad.


 No.1252720

>>1252713

grant all im saying is that clearly youve got your own ideas about this stuff and you probably shouldn't go around saying "maybe this guy's right about some things" because it may give the impression you believe things that you probably don't

althought im almost certainly giving you too much credit


 No.1252723

>im pretty normal you guys




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