rev's post made me realize that between the advent of the alt-right due to incels blaming liberalism for their lack of sex, and the advent of the pathetic self-hating numale trying to backdoor his way into sex
we're in a political generation defined entirely by the fact some dudes just can't get laid
maybe that's all politics has ever been
rage over an unused dick inflicted upon the world
All of civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex. And sometimes the same sex
my next big brain idea
all of human violence stems of repressed egghood
i don't listen to ugly people
sponge is beautiful
>government planted a chip in my shoulder
>have to rip it out without look crazy
suicide solves all your problems
retard nigger dont you think they have agents in the after life
>implying you wouldn't hit this
no they had me strapped to a bed pumping me with estrogen no wonder the entire population is turning gay they're all blind to it
that cannot actually be real
internet friends ARE real friends mom -_-
holy fuck my isp keeps throttling me every damn night
>didnt make a low res 3D wojack for it
i feel no shame about listening to undertale the musical unironically
what am i lookin at
you tell me
what do you see
some guy and james rolfe talking?
The music is the only good part
examine the body language
is this cockmongler
it's mike matei waiting outside your house ready to murder you
[borat voice] Smash those jew eggs before they hatch!
>From August 1, 2018 to August 31, 2018:
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are we still getting dcma's or is it just counting the one from last month as well
/b/ crossie is back.........
i can tell its him because of how he formats his filenames
it must be a new claim, can't be bothered to check who but probably another nudestuck thing
some animal porn board was included last time right
so this is probably a new second claim
oh you're right
*Subverts your expectations*
just take that new rlm bit of rich pouring wine but replace the text with homestuck
>no they had me strapped to a bed pumping me with estrogen
God I wish that was me
Are you gonna plat it?
replace that shit with the adjudicators shield
I wanna do NG+ in demon souls but i still havent even touched dark souls
Probably? I genuinely enjoy it, but I very much dislike early-game grind in games like this
I started today, dude.
it's maybe ten minutes away from you in that level
oh god i want cronus to fuck me while we're at a drive in movie
Then I'll get to it
Can I shield bash with it? I'm two-shotting the skeletons with this shield.
yeah its a big boy shield. it also regens your health
Oh fuck health Regen good
I'll keep an eye out for it
GET DOWN FROM THERE!
Also for how big that asshole was, he gave shit for souls
Maybe I should do NG+ in Demons Souls before Dark Souls comes out on Switch
wanna cutie gf
You might have to meet the smith in Stonefang Tunnel first iirc to get that shield. Don't you use the Adjudicator's Soul to craft it?
eridan and cronus....
who would be a better date? who would be a better sex?
no its just lying around in 4-1. thats why i use it every playthrough tbh.
No the adjudicators shield js just lying around
Eridan and Cronus respectively, but not by much because they would both be shit
why did you reply to my questions......
they're both garbage at both
You posted right as I was trying to click "go to top" so it's your own fault.
The only issue I have with doing NG+ is I dont like my build
I dont really want to start a new file though
i hate dualscar for some reason but idk why
Im excited to play dark souls cus i kinda looked up a bunch of stuff while playing demons souls because i was afraid of doing anything that would fuck me over really hard, but now i have a good idea of what im doing so i can go into dark souls fresh and unaware of anything
I can't play Dark Souls because it wasn't digital on PS3 so I'd need to get the disc
help me get through my cynical ways
being cynical is gay
yeah i know. im trying to break out of the mindset but its difficult after being accustomed to it for fifteen odd years
twitch has this female streamer on the front page and her description looks straight out of a dating app
Are you a monkey or a manchild?
>get through grind number 1
>realize there's a second grind that is much more time consuming and i can't quit because i'm this far in already
i hate mmos so god damn much
hot take: absolutely nothing wrong with being cynical as long as you aren't terribly obnoxious about it
cynicism is the natural response to the events happening around you
i dont think im obnoxious about it anymore, but im not exactly the life of the party either. and thats gotta change
>and thats gotta change
not really no
it really does. my old ways have gotten me absolutely nowhere
find a community of sexy cynics that want your hot nerd body
you must be fun at parties..
im not!! thats the epic problem!!!
ah and your "new way" will get you nowhere even faster!
i won't know that until i try, begone foul troll!
JORDAN PETERSON: clean your lobster!
where is my legal loli gf
leave totori alone motherfucker
could go for being regressed back to highschool age and having a tomoko gf
transforming into jordan peterson’s granddaughter
>3d guy has made $1000 off commissions
Okay how lucrative is being a porn artist, is the meme real
did you think for a moment the meme was fake
can i be 19 forever
sure just let me know how you do it
its a shame how bsb turned out
yeah he should be posting about wanting to suck girlcock
I only hunger for puss puss
got the blicky uh
JORDAN PETERSON: clean your room or you’re a marxist lobster!
we all know you're gay honey its okay we still love you
drum it holds fifty uh
spongepill me on vomit fetish
inb4 its epic!
wouldn’t it be kind of hot to be friends with a goth babe that pukes up really watery and boozey vomit all over you every once in a while?
she’d be all like haha oh nooooo i threw up on you :)
oh and then she posts it on social media
does that actually happen
wait actually i’m not into this
rarely, i’m sure
do you find bulimics attractive
no no she can’t be a whore with her vomit
also that fucks up your throat and teeth and that kink takes way more priority over this new one
she can’t vomit on purpose
like maybe she aims it at you on purpose but she’s not throwing up on purpose
why am i like this
DISCLAIMER: this post is just a little joke. i know why i’m like this :)
stop pretending to have a fetish for attention
Pour baking soda on Homestuck and see what happens
noooo bad kitty!
I wonder if I should give up coffee
>replaying freedom planet because i bought it with nintendo points
ladies and gentlemen it pains me to say this but the furries are at it again
nice. i'm enjoying this roxkit revival
*takes a fuckin sip, babes*
banana raincoat wearin bitch
what if after you had sex with a girl, your pee started getting stored in her bladder, but only you could pee it out. And her pee would be stored in your bladder and only she could pee it out.
youd have to text eachother to tell eachother to go pee haha i think that would be cute
and if you held as long as you could you could make them pee themselves whereever they are when couldnt hold it anymore
its not like any girl would see them if you didnt
a shaved crotchular area feels good, you shouldn't need 2 do it 4 some girl/guy/etc.
grooming is for yourself
do it in a way that makes you feel good
shaving your crotch is too dangerous
but you gotta trim that shit
but how else would it look more feminine
is that why you groomed shitto
james you walked right into that one
i'm eating at the waffle house by myself
waffle house is already like
a damp locker room that sells you food
why do you have to make it even more depressing
will you eat with me if i gave you the address
don't be ridiculous, that'd be completely inappropriate
i'd swat you to liven things up tho
1985 S US-31, Birmingham, AL 35244
walk directly into a pole
there's nothing wrong with worshipping lucifer
this is a weird cult
aliens being demons and outer space being hell is kind of an epic idea
mind if i steal this idea for the book im never gonna write?
only post legal of age women in this thread
if she desn't look like she can carry a bat twice yr size while drinking you under the table she's not an oni
mayushi is not for lewd you sick fuck
>just giving away destiny 2 now
lolicon or not you gotta admit this is pretty epic..
that's not mayuri you dumbass
why does she look just like her
i heard it's going to be free for PS+ users too
shouldn’t have jerked off three times last night
i’m so tired
oh i havent seen the new series and thought this was her grown up she looks remarkable like her
i really like this pic.
its like art deco porn mixed with modern lingerie 10/10
watch the new series, it's good
yep, it's free to get for the month starting on tuesday
how pathetic do you gotta be to emulate sako of all people
sako is actually back
then ban sako
this general has been so much better
oh for christ's sake you couldn't have just moved to a loli board or something
have i posted this
ive posted this
i take it back, i don't miss sako anymore
he's a lolispammer jerry
i wish ben could overcome his weebdicklust long enough to deal with this
please tone it down aka stop
its spammy and im getting complaints
that was the last one for today i was making up for lost time sorry
he's been doing this for months, grant
oooo he's spammin!
real pedo feelin
fuck kid's assholes
paint me as a villian
>aradiafag back to flagging
i leave for months and come back to a nice place with decent discussion without sako
now he's back and its immediately ruined
for a very important date?
are you going to keep it?
of course its a sin
Just like having shark wear condom
>not disabling that
sluggo has much to learn
It's now possible to buy japanese kingdom heart collections off of amazon for a price that is only pretty high instead of stupidly high
God is giving me a sign
posting on mobile is very hard and mod mode is still broken years later it's hard to address concerns
ill be back in like 14 hours when my wife goes to work and i wake up for the monday
if you're going to post stuff don't do it in excess and don't do it because it annoys people or im going to be mad at you
I've never had so much trouble with money in a video game before
eat my shit hole you imposter
Namusan to you too my friend
shark already does that tho
do you think i can scare sako off if i post with my flag?
it wasn't even sako unless sako is lying to me which i don't think he would he'd own up to it
i made a good childish gambino reference and im very mad that no one patted me on the back for it
PAY ATTENTION TO ME REEE
notmal brain: it was a random anonymous
alex jones brain: it was a frame job
im unbanning you but if you do it again the consequences will be far greater
>cant open 8chan on my phone
this might be a problem
when u say that the board is yours i see it as a challenge
Tfw confident but also paranoid
Sako cant actually read Japanese
i wonder what p_p's doing rn...
what about anime poster#4
ure just retarded and see everything as a challenge
sako is definitely back there is no doubt
guess whos back
tell the feds
Those are fucking nails
Has anyone else ever jerked off into their kid sister's panties?
wow horsie sure is based and white all of a sudden
gender isn't that important
i unironically play as a slutty toon because it makes me hard
Here but doing business today
i roleplay as different characters because why would i want to play myself in rpgs all the time?
The idea that the character in the video game has to be exactly like you for you to "immerse yourself" is stupid
Pokemon: always play as girl
Animal Crossing: always play as boy
what does it mean
I make all my avatars fat and then make them stay in the starting town doing nothing to fully immerse myself in the game.
i love lucoa but i hate her interactions with that boy
that makes me really uncomfortable and that boy is too young to handle that much tiddy.
He needs tiny teen tiddies and then needs to work his way up to lucoa tiddy. But this process will take years.
did someone say loli manko?
tfw no loli trap gf to punish me
loli sniffers in the house tonight
shut the fuck up drug user
Rev and Sponge are the next level of human evolution
they are gods amongst men and they come down and interact with us
we must worship them and their grace
anything with loli manko
I gave away all my weed cause it made me feel sick
what type of sickness?
Pokemon Sponge Sun and Pokemon Moon Rev
I don't know, I just didn't really care for how it made me feel
ive heard of people getting sick because of smoke inhalation sickness and not from the thc
even brownies made me feel like shit
i got a serious case of the libbies
ahhh, i know why it made you sick now
how do i dab on some libs
brb deleting my exhentai account
noooo give it to me i forgot my pass
you heard it here first folks
theres a mathematical formula that euler made to model this type of problem
i prefer loli posting to policitcs posting tbh
good thing i do it far less
how tf do i delete it though
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real johnny posting hours
looked it up.
either all vertexes must have an even number of lines connected to it or there are exactly 2 vertexes with an odd number and you must start on one of the odd vertexes and end on the other.
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they have a fuckign livestream up for this shit
redpill me on johnny memes
god damn that audio compression
just give me the password i need a new account i forgot my old pass
i dont know of anyway to delete it other than sending the admin a pm with a valid reason
sako does not lie to me
we have a greater level of trust than that
*scene cuts to sako calling grant a gullible idiot*
some kind of indian nursery rhyme
kid eats raw sugar, dad catches him, the kid lies about it, dad tells him to open his lying fucking mouth so he can see the sugar, kid just laughs in his dad's bitch-ass face and gets away with it scott free
sometimes the gangham style dance is mixed in somewhere
is the sako impersonator the same person as the horsie impersonator
there is no sako impersonator what are you guys on about
i think i just licked some literal shit
i thought iwas left over curry or something maybe it was but why was it on the back of my hand
hows your trip to india going
indian resturant you twit
grant is the actual liar here
wow they really give you the full experience
did it taste like literal shit?
remember the time grant posted loli
im pretty sure it was curry that i licked but why was it so brown
it seems i cant delete it
i'm cursed to beat my meat to loli puss for all eternity
just give me the account you retard
its the same as deleting it really you wont ever see it again if you give it to me or you can pm the admin he might delete it
>i'm cursed to beat my meat to loli puss for all eternity
you could just... not use that site
couple questions hsg
pointy ear dog or short ear dog
and name my dog
I like exhentai a lot for non porn doujins
loli manko crusher
i can dig it
you just dont get it!
or loli pounder
loli puss devourer
destroyer of loli cunt
you get it
name my cow without alluding to a borderline-criminal desire to beat off to cartoon children
i thought it was a dog
i already named my dog crusher
now name my cow
keep up goddamnit
this bih thicc as hell smh
reporting this post
too busy jerking it to anime puss
its me, sako, look at my hunter in mhw
i don't think i've ever read a yuri thing where they actually have to deal with the fallout of being gay in japanese culture
it's always just like
everything is pretty and soft and nobody questions them and their eyebrows are too long
grant tell them its not actually me, you can show my post history if you want
eyelashes not eyebrows
the monarch is usually not in yuri
My Lesbian Experience With Loneliness
>grant, tell them it's not me under a VPN! please grant!
what a westarded post to make
*eats burger with a knife and spoon*
the horror of getting exactly what you want
and so the solution presents itself
ban loli spamming
It ended on a cliffhanger over five years ago though
no exhentai killed my desire to scan shit
ban all loli spammers and anti loli spammers there solved
you could pretty easily edit any hsg face onto this
um actually i’m not trans
couldn't see your lolicon wtf
we're demi genderfluid
its not nigger thick but that should be enough
i'm a demi-gwonam
please, respect my identity.
im spong gender demi fuild azygous dragon kin respect my gender or die
ten days until ahs apocalypse
GOD I LOVE GIGANTIC MILKERS ON GIRLS
nigga u blind
um actually i’m not trans
post the better oni
the banana oni
I'm scared to learn what that entails
sako, seeing a preteen girl: hnnng thicc
sako, seeing a newborn baby: mmm thicc
if this isnt thick i dont know what is
I'm not the one posting ung thiccer you retard
I've made like a handful of posts at most today
also you're retarded if you think this doesn't fit that description >>1264332
A random anon.
No one cared who I was until I put on the flag.
>that wasn't me but that handsome smart man has a point doesn't he?
thankyou random anon who isnt a pedo and is sensible
ur literally a nigger so nothing you say matters lol
u sako u sako!
i implore you all to consider leaving this place for your own good
she looks fine but her hands kind of freak me out
why are all of u like this
her hands and feet are hot and i want to lick them
b-but thats grant?
this girl is nice but i think i prefer shuten douji.
okay I'm leaving again
please consider not calling everyone you dont like me
why don't you follow your advice
im only here because grant asked me if i was spamming
getting sako vibes from this post
wesley none of your comments ever make any sense im beginning to get worried
what if we're all wesley on the inside?
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loli manko in the house tonight
whois this poster i like your robots
it's ya boy sako
>tfw no dorothy hooters waitress to fall in unrequited love with
post more of her
YOUNGSTER JOEY WANTS TO BATTLE
was meant to be unspoiled
months of sako spamming
like one week of blissful regular hsg
and now back to months of sako spamming
i guess we were in the small calm of the eye of the storm without realizing it
we back to loli manko general?
shut up all of you are so stupid
im getting uhhhh
ifunnyposter vibes from these niggas
like nigga walk away from the screen like close your eyes
*tapes the words 'loli manko' to grants back and runs away, giggling*
designated harkinian at birth
designated harkonnen at birth
(picture of a fat tranny or something)
The Japanese say you have three faces
those red reeboks are a nice touch
the heck is going on with her spine
she's literally a loli demon she can do stuff.
didnt know the crossie was a lolicon
I'm not but she has enough tiddy to pass in my folder
im kind of happy sako is back but at the same time i dont like him spamming loli
there's an old tale about the hooded figure with 3 masks
a man carried lumber home, down a path by the ocean, and saw the figure approaching from the other side
"g'day sir," said the man to the figure
the hooded figure donned the first mask and drowned the man in the ocean
a woman road her horse home, down a path by the ocean, and saw the figure approaching from the other side
"nice morning, isn't it ma'am," said the woman to the figure
the hooded figure donned the second mask and drowned the man in the ocean
a child skipped home playfully, down a path by the ocean, and saw the figure approaching from the other side
"hello!" said the child to the figure
the hooded figure stopped, waiting
"what are your preferred pronouns?" said the child
the figure donned the third mask, which looked like a pixel art self-portrait of a hipster's face, and said "fig/figure/figself"
I'd fix her spine sure
i dont get it whats the moral
respect the pronouns or die
never EVER trust a nigga by the ocean
mmmhhh here it is
that sense of guilt from fucking around for an entire month instead of studying
just close the computer lmao
like just step away LOL
why did fig drown the man in the ocean twice
plot twist the figure is actually sponge in drag
why did the woman road a horse
dont care if sako is here or not
dont care if he spams loli or not
infact i may join him in loli posting...
someone wish me a goodnight so i can rest
gn to you aswell
*italian chef kiss*
no! *vores the vom before it reaches the broth*
I like it
It doesnt feel very vorey
too many voms spoil the broth
just look at that ass sweat
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
1) Jack off
|Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d6)|
Tied in my Warhammer game
Almost tabled the opponent's space marines but due to the game type neither of us won
Im happy with my army's performance, it was the first battle for my genestealer cult
Who is this young man
stop playing games for girls
Slaanesh and Eldar
old: drake sampling sonic 06 for a song on his album
gold: a$ap rocky sampling a mod of total war rome 2 for a song on his album
So what's with these things
all the manliness in it is meant to appeal to women
face it, the intended audience of warhammer is roxykitten
what army would roxykitten play in 40k
faggot baby army
so an army made up of Dirkchicks and Rosekittens
every time a daemonette is placed on the field Roxykitten points to it and says "titty!"
She better be careful
Those tiddies bite back
>more pieces of zorak porn on my dash
i never asked for this
you inherently asked for it by following them
in his defense it sounds entirely plausible
why is /v/ unironically talking about overwatch and mobas aah
/v/ is suck did it take you this long
i did ask for it, i did followed them
i just didn't expect another artist to look at this and be like "i bet he's got a bomb dick"
post it already
i would say it's ironic and dumb that i have to work all day on labor day tomorrow but that would require me to pretend that this holiday, along with all others, hasnt just become an empty capitalist money shell at this point
jimbo bimbo dambro when are we destroying capitalism
i hope i die in my sleep tonight
he's becoming more like sponge! aaah!
pretend i posted something predictable
i want a fucking girlfriend
you get a gf but she has wonk's personality
would i kill myself?
i think wonk is ok
wonk already kinda acts like a young girl anyways
like a 16-19 girl going thru a fujoshi phase and acts like she knows everything also
So every girl on tumblr basically
my fujoshi phase was pretty awful, you would've hated me more than you already do
what do you mean, it's over?
only girls can be fujos lol it literally translates to "rotten girl", besides there is nothing wrong with admiring male physique
i just noticed the massive yaoi hand in this picture
you have no way of understanding
...is this pasta?
no, fujoshi actually means rotten girl
also there is nothing wrong with men
you're telling me this like i don't know
is this some kinda joke
am i being prank'd
are you a crossie what is this
there is everything wrong with men
okay how about this: you get a gf but she has my personality
so my personality within the year
you get a gf but you have to raise a roxykitten together
i agree that there is nothing wrong with men
im a mlm myself, of course
you get a gf but she will break up with you if anyone finds out that you and her are romantically involved
what's the reason why
Can Roxykitten even spell
a) her family doesn't like you and has eyes and ears everywhere
b) she likes you, but not the idea of she and you being an item
c) she and you are involved as partners at work and she doesn't want to have to negotiate the ethical implications
d) the idea of actually being a couple in public is a frightening and new situation she's unprepared for
She's not in preschool yet.
she's a Roxy, so no
better than wonk at least
That's Droog you idiot
Did you fucking skip the intermission
intermission skippers get the bullet
i'd rather live in a cuckshed than rent
it’s just your opinion but it stil hurts
They skipped the intermission so I skipped their funerals
im starting to get teh feels again!!
would you go to an hsg poster's funeral?
i would try my hardest to
wish i could have gone to spongefans
man stealth records himself taking to assfaggot staff and thinks he's epic
im epic im epic! gamer status: epic
gamer status: hates minorities and women
Where can I watch the full thing?
i am SICK of hearing about jungkook
why do you have these saved seperately
what is this from
looks like i missed alot of loliposting last night
is the game good
I like it but I've also been known to have really bad taste
the worst part about sako being back isn't even sako being back, it's the loliposters he inspires
it's not an s
on my world, it means lolimanko
i think my ipod earbuds are fucked up
good thing i have several more pairs
they were fine before lunch tho
it's a sign
stop playing lolishit games
sounds like a kusoge
'scuse me, mind if i set the HOLP in your room?
mfw when im 2k in debt and have ensured that i will not get any help anytime soon: its soon time to finally kill myself
reconsider you tranny faggot
I'd never thought that I'd be in debt but,
I found a way, I found a way
If you look into my account
(You'll see zero inside)
trannies shouldnt kill themselves, they should give the pleasure to someone else
just whore yourself, bro
i mean you get catcalled all the time, i'm sure you'll find someone
maybe you should set up a gofundme campaign so you can buy more genderfluid
i think that everyone can find happiness eventually
i hate this guys whole facade of being sensitive and totally not a bigot even though his words say otherwise
ive been trying to find a good time to kill myself but i cant, everyone who would be affected are in really stressful situations and itd make it worse
is this about me
i just wish i had the money to help myself and not live like this
i had 1k in savings but blew through it when i had a breakdown and was unemployed for 6 months lolz
me when i have finally given up on my life: mhmmmmm cheeetos
a truly sad state of affairs because i deserve to live
i'm losing my goddamn mind over this
you know, i was thinking this was commentary on how this comic was being updated for modern audiences, but how do snowsuits figure into that? is it just a non-sequitur?
please live instead of dying