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 No.1265355

 No.1265357

>>1265353

l-like, what's inside, scoob?


 No.1265358

don't suck the mind, don't drain the source

the path of life's not so easy to course,

buddy


 No.1265359

File: c9d25be6b19852d⋯.png (756.77 KB, 848x1116, 212:279, tumblr_pehsxzbhWo1uve9kao1….png)


 No.1265360

File: 22eaa17ac22181c⋯.png (1.01 MB, 925x665, 185:133, h.png)


 No.1265361

File: 80594a9496b14d4⋯.png (111.24 KB, 900x276, 75:23, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265362

>>1265361

sluggo is lit


 No.1265363

>>1265361

based nancyposter


 No.1265364

has nancy dabbed yet


 No.1265365

I did a face reveal and nobody cared :(


 No.1265366

why is nancy such a little shit


 No.1265367

>>1265365

who

what


 No.1265368

>>1265367

those pictures I posted in the last thread were of me playing touhou games at a convention


 No.1265369


 No.1265370

chinless weebtard general


 No.1265371

File: 5585b83fb2efa15⋯.jpg (2.22 MB, 2404x1602, 1202:801, 20180904_090145.jpg)


 No.1265372

>>1265365

im disappointed

i was expecting a fat weeb


 No.1265373

File: d12ac1ba2b20ae7⋯.jpg (2.23 MB, 2404x1602, 1202:801, 20180904_092111.jpg)


 No.1265374

File: ebded0e993b0015⋯.png (3.4 KB, 186x205, 186:205, 1366463444071.png)

>DUDE THE END BOSS IS WEAK TO MUSIC!

>LET'S SING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP!

at least the final episode wasnt full-on-lesbos


 No.1265375

File: 6626d35f53c56e0⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1050x1959, 350:653, ClipboardImage.png)

huh....

hm..............


 No.1265376

>>1265374

That sounds exactly like what I'd expect from adventure time


 No.1265377

everyone's mad because the ending doesnt have Finn fucking HW on screen


 No.1265378

>come back to work after a nice vacation

>one guy got fired and two higher ups filed for resignation

Ruh roh!


 No.1265379

>>1265374

>singing about friendship to save the day

thematic

i like it

reminds me of an earlier episode also well known for its hints of bubbline, with the doorlord


 No.1265380

>>1265365

I think you look pretty epic. You kind of look like a guy i'm friends with and he's the most socially well-adjusted of our friend group.


 No.1265381

>>1265378

what the lib happened


 No.1265382

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.1265383

>>1265382

where are the girls


 No.1265384

Vriska

Ultimate fat


 No.1265385

File: a10864c7876bcf4⋯.png (528.26 KB, 878x878, 1:1, Stimpy.png)


 No.1265386

File: cf43d9d9a43446a⋯.jpg (812.52 KB, 2522x2100, 1261:1050, 1536071716864.jpg)


 No.1265387

Bad experiences

Make good people

Hanebadespacito


 No.1265388

File: c5b6a042f59abb0⋯.webm (2.48 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1536070353865.webm)

File: 636d001914f8758⋯.jpg (2.5 MB, 1875x1875, 1:1, 1536070039680.jpg)


 No.1265389

>>1265388

what does double kick look like in stadium though


 No.1265390

*starts dancin' in my jammies*

*cuz i beat final fant-asyyyyyyy*


 No.1265391

>>1265359

i wish i could make stylized 3d models like this


 No.1265392

>>1265391

Its all in the shaders


 No.1265393

>>1265392

number 1:

that's blender


 No.1265394

>>1265393

Yes, and?


 No.1265395

>>1265368

what con did you go to


 No.1265396

>>1265394

number 2:

that's blender


 No.1265397

File: 0b89743a2c2cc94⋯.jpg (92.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, nicolas-cage-speelt-hoofdr….jpg)

I honestly and unironically think Nicolas Cage should have been cast as Geralt.


 No.1265398

>>1265390

elephant cuck


 No.1265399

File: 503d79b5a771dcd⋯.gif (2.99 MB, 416x323, 416:323, dabberboys.gif)

me on the right


 No.1265400

hunter x hunter is coming back this year, boys


 No.1265401

File: 3d8978eb38d6b72⋯.jpg (28.54 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 359857.jpg)

*does literally nothing wrong*


 No.1265402

File: 235713a9d29959d⋯.gif (1.53 MB, 479x349, 479:349, IMG_2613.GIF)


 No.1265403

>>1265381

One of them resigned probably because they were in charge of a whole section by themselves and the bureau wasnt hiring anyone to help them, the other was probably because it takes forever to move up in the chain due to people not retiring

No clue why the other guy got canned, incompetence or abrasiveness with his supervisor if I had to guess


 No.1265404

halfway through the 3 hour far cry video


 No.1265405

whats the worst video essay you've ever experienced lads

i listened to a 5 hour one about oblivion once, i was doing stuff at the same time but i was still like 'man i could have listened to 5 hours of literally anything else just now'


 No.1265406

>>1265405

i...dont..listen to that boring stuff?


 No.1265407

>Teen titans go did an episode where they bring in some kid from make a wish and then say "wow don't you feel bad for not liking us now that there's a cancer patient on it?"


 No.1265408

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 No.1265409

>raven and starfire even hit on the like 10 year old cancer patient

man i should probably just stop watching this video before it gets any worse


 No.1265410

remember when nu-ghostbusters went to that childrens hospital


 No.1265411

lady max payne


 No.1265412

>>1265409

Link me up before you go go


 No.1265413

>raven does a sexy dance and the 10 year old gets a boner

i should have taken my own advice


 No.1265414

File: b53a219fd7ec831⋯.png (248.36 KB, 640x360, 16:9, WT_18.png)


 No.1265415

>>1265413

i dont think you should use 10 year old and boner in the same sentence


 No.1265416

oof, didn't see that windows wallpaper sync coming


 No.1265417

10 year old boomer


 No.1265418

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 No.1265419

>>1265418

sponge?


 No.1265420

when did spongelib usurp spongelord and how can we reverse it


 No.1265421

>>1265419

le yes


 No.1265422

>>1265421

le wahts with the lolipop


 No.1265423

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 No.1265424

>>1265365

u look way better than expected sweetie


 No.1265425

>>1265365

wheres ur chin bro


 No.1265426

>>1265405

Probably egoraptors video about ocarina of time


 No.1265427

Bomb bowling?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


 No.1265428

File: 801f7ff4195d042⋯.png (150.16 KB, 370x331, 370:331, tumblr_inline_p4elg2WrbW1r….png)

>just got an email inviting me to an interview next week

Now I just need to bullshit my boss into giving me the day off for it.


 No.1265429

anal vore


 No.1265430

>>1265414

this cant be real

is ttg really this bad


 No.1265431

shoutt out to that time last september i spent 7 hours downloading and installing all of the sims 4 content, 45 minutes making a character, and then 5 minutes playing the game before i quit and haven't opened it since


 No.1265432

Desu comes for all men.


 No.1265433

anyone remember that one game that uhh rapidly switched perspectives? i think there was a part where you were in a subway starcase and a part where you were pushing a hospital bed and some other stuff i dont remember


 No.1265434

*takes a bath* *goes to touhou tournament* im gaming up


 No.1265435

i wonder what horsies ass taste like


 No.1265436

File: 6bbe838639877a5⋯.png (2.46 MB, 1280x2291, 1280:2291, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265437

File: 6ff248df77fa07b⋯.png (138.73 KB, 320x244, 80:61, 6F845DFE-60AF-493C-8306-A2….png)


 No.1265438

>>1265426

i was on the "lol i don't watch shit B)" train before this post but no yeah this is definitely the answer


 No.1265439

>>1265433

that recent game with the two MCs?


 No.1265440

>>1265430

it is

they spend like 1/3 of the episode just saying the kid's name and the actual plot of the episode is how "everyone hates them except for the Good Pure Cancer Patient" and then they do a skit about focus testing or something but the day is saved since Good Pure Cancer Patient doesn't care about how shit the show gets he's like 10 and is probably fine with whatever show is on


 No.1265441

>>1265433

The one with the two dudes escaping from prison? I think it's A Way Out


 No.1265442

>>1265440

they exploited a cancer patient’s make a wish

it really doesn’t get much lower than that


 No.1265443

Its funny how the premise of teen titans go is that everyone hates them and thinks theyre annoying fuckers


 No.1265444

also yea raven and starfire hit on him (admittedly in semi-comedic catcalling) but then they show him a video of raven doing a sexy dance and he keeps pushing the "i like this" button


 No.1265445

If not that it sounds like a David cage game like indigo prophecy or heavy rain


 No.1265446

>>1265431

i did this but with one of the illusion games


 No.1265447

o shid i'm tesnexusing


 No.1265448

>>1265447

lolirapemod me up fam


 No.1265449

>William is a teen from East Tennessee who is battling a rare genetic disorder (known as Barakat Syndrome) who wishes to become a voice actor one day. The Make-a-Wish Foundation gave him the opportunity to become a cartoon character vision of himself in a episode of Teen Titans Go!. He says being able to get to voice himself in a cartoon is the first step of his voice acting career.

Lots to process here but I want to start with

>Barakat


 No.1265450

>>1265442

>>1265440

hol up i remember seeing this episode

was that character really based off of a "make a wish" cancer patient?


 No.1265451

>dq11 out

>still playing mhw

>rdr2 next month

2 many games...


 No.1265452

>>1265442

the kid presumably was actually into it

whether or not he knows what they used him for though, is the question

>>1265450

Yea he's a make a wish kid who really liked ttg so they put him in an episode.


 No.1265453

hello there.

*smiles*

*twirls revolver deftly*

*pushes cowboy hat up so you can see my striking blue eyes*

the name's rapelay


 No.1265454

make a wish me into a fortnite skin


 No.1265455

File: 3578680b543cfe4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.07 MB, 1838x2383, 1838:2383, IMG_2404.jpg)

i'm erectin boyos


 No.1265456

>>1265452

how fuckin wild


 No.1265457

make a wish me into hiveswap


 No.1265458

>>1265455

that's a big epic

who is it


 No.1265459

>>1265441

nope, around 2012 or so


 No.1265460

>>1265401

Did she abuse badminton girl


 No.1265461

>>1265455

Nice nippies


 No.1265462

>>1265455

is this a boy


 No.1265463


 No.1265464

>>1265460

She moved to denmark and adopted some random girl without saying anything for literally no reason whatsoever


 No.1265465

>>1265464

that's pretty shit yea


 No.1265466

File: 1f790c710e8dc90⋯.png (714.66 KB, 1261x2043, 1261:2043, 1536076265155.png)


 No.1265467

>>1265440

I need to see this with my own eyes lads


 No.1265468

>>1265458

meowriza


 No.1265469


 No.1265470

>Wally T

>Wallyt

>Wallet


 No.1265471

i don't like playing the "is this person trans" game


 No.1265472

death battle idea

wally t vs tavros


 No.1265473

i like little children


 No.1265474

File: 530c9c3100a0d90⋯.png (329.9 KB, 736x416, 23:13, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265475

>>1265473

begone anti-sako


 No.1265476

>>1265474

They apparently do this multiple times a season.

I thought that episode from a few years ago was serious in its "Hey a lot of people don't like the new show but it's maybe popular with kids and also management" but no they just do this frequently to attack strawman arguments of people who said it's shit


 No.1265477


 No.1265478

>>1265477

as in bizarro sako


 No.1265479

File: abd8e2ccd927ff3⋯.png (2.46 MB, 1280x2291, 1280:2291, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265480

>>1265478

didnt sako leave


 No.1265481

wait I thought the post said "I don't like little children"

in this case it's just "begone sako"


 No.1265482

>>1265480

he may leave the board but he can't leave the broth


 No.1265483

File: 19d85e2407ac4ef⋯.png (247.73 KB, 752x376, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265484

File: a0042aae8822ab8⋯.png (18.01 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.1265485

wheres the piss shit and vomit


 No.1265486

>>1265485

here it comes

*unzips fly*


 No.1265487

>>1265485

in your mouth


 No.1265488

broth is a bad meme tbh


 No.1265489

*sells home*

*puts it all into paypal*

and so the era of acquiring a streamer gf begins


 No.1265490

ok i watched the whole far cry video

what now


 No.1265491


 No.1265492

>>1265491

sent :')


 No.1265493

>>1265490

do the sunshine progression video next

its good although the creator is kind of up his own asshole a bit


 No.1265494

>>1265489

who is this post parodying


 No.1265495


 No.1265496

anyone here play shadowverse?


 No.1265497

>>1265494

parody?

fucking parody???

this is my fucking life


 No.1265498

*spends money to hear a girl say my screename*


 No.1265499

titty streamer rev


 No.1265500

File: 1ac692673eec35d⋯.jpg (4.55 KB, 188x259, 188:259, images.jpg)


 No.1265501

File: d13277f284d58a6⋯.png (109.2 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 1536075381409[1].png)

an aradia for your health


 No.1265502


 No.1265503

File: 876d29bfce8e6cd⋯.gif (70.14 KB, 912x672, 19:14, 1536080844905.gif)


 No.1265504


 No.1265505

>Yukkuri game

oh no

oh no


 No.1265506

>>1265505

what one


 No.1265507

>>1265503

do you think girl joe would wear the exact same outfit


 No.1265508

y'know

with her titties hangin out


 No.1265509

just a thought lol just joshin' jk


 No.1265510

nega ben would be a celibate


 No.1265511

>>1265510

i'm abstaining from marriage and I haven't fucked anyone so uh


 No.1265512

>>1265511

i meant a volcel


 No.1265513

>One of the finishers in kiwami 2 is to throw a guy into some girl's chest, he gropes her, and then she does a knee kick to the head


 No.1265514

File: 37c018617f2d2c4⋯.jpeg (76.25 KB, 700x683, 700:683, 2EB328A1-53D4-4BD2-B32C-F….jpeg)


 No.1265515

uh x-files

x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files


 No.1265516

scully gang

scully gang

scully gang

scully gang


 No.1265517

my trip! i feel naked


 No.1265518

File: 3c0719284ee5201⋯.png (2.94 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e1146cb223fdfc2⋯.png (3.15 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cba7e004feabf1f⋯.png (2.85 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265519

bring back the joey


 No.1265520

>>1265518

i hate this bitch! i want joey!


 No.1265521

joey simulator 2018


 No.1265522

if she doesn't love me, then why come did she make me a mod on her stream chat

check fucking mate


 No.1265523

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1265524

convince me not to rewatch Adventure Time


 No.1265525

>>1265524

its bad


 No.1265526

>>1265524

no

watch it

it’a good


 No.1265527

>wesley, who has dubious opinions sometimes

it's bad

>wonk, who has bad opinions 100% of the time

it's good

hmmmmmmmmm


 No.1265528

>>1265523

i legitimately do not know how oney animated that

is there an actual high quality 3d model of the freaker

did he just like

get ahold of the freaker doll irl and record it in high def dancin about, and then stretch with photoshop

i need to know

freakpill me


 No.1265529

>>1265524

Watch Gravity Falls™ instead


 No.1265530


 No.1265531

>>1265528

blender


 No.1265532

File: f6fb37a6ac212b9⋯.png (106.51 KB, 710x250, 71:25, 1471517770746.png)

>>1265527

>dubious opinions sometimes


 No.1265533

>>1265528

He's good with 3d modeling software


 No.1265534

>>1265531

ok that's just a software that doesnt answer my fucking question wesley


 No.1265535

>>1265533

so he actually created that freaker model?

that's impressive, damn.


 No.1265536

File: ac75b6775b0167c⋯.png (680.36 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 799852206.png)


 No.1265537

File: 11ff2b004259538⋯.jpg (42.66 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, l5limm1eavzy.jpg)


 No.1265538

i've come to the conclusion i'm gonna watch AT and maybe skip shitty episodes


 No.1265539

>>1265538

so skip every episode?


 No.1265540

File: 8cf3e334b849b5a⋯.jpeg (52.27 KB, 750x470, 75:47, B0DB2277-82CD-427D-9057-4….jpeg)


 No.1265541

>>1265524

read feast for a king


 No.1265542

they call it the redpill because it literally makes you redder


 No.1265543

>>1265540

rule63 alex jones


 No.1265544

>>1265540

I wanna see their Vienna sausage-like clits


 No.1265545

Sometimes you get in the mood for thick meaty vagines and that's all there is to it


 No.1265546

oh great now i want to jerk off to Susan Strong


 No.1265547

oniplays


 No.1265548

oni twitch streamer gf that keeps breaking controllers and is 2big for facecam


 No.1265549

>>1265548

Girl calebheart then


 No.1265550

>>1265549

caleb isn't 2big though he's just autistic and ginger


 No.1265551

File: 4f9e022e5535639⋯.png (928.35 KB, 892x549, 892:549, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265552

>>1265551

Dark Samus, all of the non-awakening fire emblems (played awakening for all of 10 minutes), and Cloud.

I actually own a ROB.


 No.1265553

>>1265552

oh and G&W too if the Game and Watch thing in Wario Ware Gold does not count.


 No.1265554

File: 616505218c108b2⋯.png (869.23 KB, 892x548, 223:137, 20180904_143238.png)


 No.1265555

I played a port of Super Mario Land on my TI-84 calculator

does that count


 No.1265556

File: 1cc43f08dd1ffef⋯.png (851.7 KB, 892x548, 223:137, 20180904_133444.png)

>>1265551

C ya fuckos


 No.1265557

>>1265554

>Hasn't played warioland and/or warioware

>Has never played any metroid

>Has never played pikmin

wes what the fuck


 No.1265558

>>1265557

I can forgive most of the stuff on that list

But how the fuck has he not played Metal Gear Solid


 No.1265559

>>1265557

i played a bit of metroid 2 on the 3ds virtual console but i barely made progress in that so im not really gonna count it

i have no excuses for the others though


 No.1265560

>>1265558

I haven't played mgs, though i'll probably play at least 5 sometime next year when I'm done with my current set.

I also find it dubious that he's never played a game that had daisy in it, unless we're only counting her for SML


 No.1265561

>>1265558

stop bullying me...


 No.1265562

>>1265560

daisy doesnt have a game outside of mario tennis


 No.1265563

>>1265559

Metroid 2 isn't very good

I don't know what was up with nintendo in the early days but all of the sequels to their main hits were kind of bad

>SMB2 is a level pack

>Metroid 2 is on the game boy and extremely stripped down because of it

>LoZ2 changes 80% of the game


 No.1265564

Metroid 2 may not be very good but it's still a very solid upgrade from Metroid


 No.1265565

>>1265562

she's in mario party and all of the other associated "mario doing shit with friends" games

also I think she was in sm3dworld? though that wasn't a very good game either


 No.1265566

i mean solid snake isn't even in MGSV but i'll give it to him anyways


 No.1265567

>>1265565

no 3D World only had Peach and Rosie


 No.1265568

>>1265566

listen lad they're all snake


 No.1265569

i saw a person dressed up as daisy at the con and she was like the stereotypical daisy fan to a T

got upset that she wasn't in more games and talked about how everyone thought she was either peach or rosalina


 No.1265570

>>1265568

big boss and solid snake are like opposite people and the one in smash is very very clearly and obviously solid snake


 No.1265571

File: bfc8c2334cdf527⋯.png (908.25 KB, 892x549, 892:549, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265572

>>1265570

listen lad

*pulls you into the alternate universe where ipgd still exists and also doesn't care about mgs lore*

they're all snake


 No.1265573

File: a942614db7341d5⋯.jpg (148.84 KB, 620x620, 1:1, 1536090563111.jpg)


 No.1265574

the compiler i'm working on has now officially evolved from "ethereal form of a compiler" to "toy compiler"


 No.1265575

File: 99c0cdfb6c5995c⋯.webm (1.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1536090433084.webm)

File: 99c0cdfb6c5995c⋯.webm (1.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1536090433084.webm)

Oh mr. insomniac i don't feel so good


 No.1265576

>>1265575

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA


 No.1265577

>>1265575

this is just a glitch that rarely happens right


 No.1265578

>>1265575

multiple worlds are connected by the tower brah


 No.1265579

it looks like something weirded out and it's still using the shaders for reflections on shit that's super far away


 No.1265580

so is the peter game actually good or what


 No.1265581


 No.1265582

>>1265580

it's a licensed video game, what do you think?


 No.1265583

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 No.1265584

>>1265582

there are some licensed video games that are good


 No.1265585

I'm trying the nofap thing just to see if I can do it

so far it's aite

Why do those spergs on reddit claim that this gives you superpowers, again?


 No.1265586

i'm weak and i always fall to the temptation to jack off when i wake up in the morning


 No.1265587

>>1265585

I assume it's people pretending to be retarded or people who are actually retarded and are addicted to jacking off 10 times a day who think that not jacking off will somehow change anything.


 No.1265588

>>1265585

for some people nofap is a herculean task of willpower

or they're the people that jerk off so much it actually does make them feel weaker


 No.1265589

File: f8d2538fa2e2d7b⋯.jpg (268.73 KB, 1200x949, 1200:949, 4e6c9ff0_170201_mtg_v2_t_1….jpg)


 No.1265590

don't...


 No.1265591

File: 23b639894f2f721⋯.jpg (229.01 KB, 625x530, 125:106, 1534965027.jpg)

File: 3ddf164d7d9ba03⋯.gif (1.64 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 1534953953.gif)

File: d43945bed299674⋯.jpg (308.71 KB, 800x1130, 80:113, 1534949269.jpg)

File: e87dae6e46fcb89⋯.gif (127.21 KB, 765x569, 765:569, 1534923792.gif)

File: 56e66173ffa771e⋯.png (738.94 KB, 724x1023, 724:1023, 48378939_p0.png)

why are the lolis always so fat


 No.1265592

>>1265588

But people act like their power grows 'stronger' the longer they don't do it, to the point that they think that years of progress can be lost in one decisive moment, even if they've been having sex and/or noctournal emissions.

The more I think about it, the more it feels like a cult tbh


 No.1265593

it's a self-fulfilling prophecy

if you're pathetic enough to believe in the restorative powers of nofap, you're pathetic enough to masturbate so much that no masturbation will indeed feel like you've gained a ton of time and energy

if you believe in nofap

it's real


 No.1265594

>>1265589

i wish om would post more


 No.1265595

imagine being someone like sako

not only do you spend 4 hours a day masutrbating, you literally never stop thinking about lolis to the point that you've had to constantly post them for every day for almost an entire year just so your lust doesn't make you explode and die

nofap would fundamentally change his entire life for the better


 No.1265596

is om on pawoo


 No.1265597

>>1265573

sexy braces


 No.1265598

>>1265597

so did you have a bad trip yesterday or something

what was up with that


 No.1265599

>>1265593

i really need to do nofap


 No.1265600

>>1265598

i was just being epic


 No.1265601

i don’t trip all the time

in fact i’m not going to trip for a while. knowing when to put the phone down and all that


 No.1265602

Sometimes I trip when I don't look where I'm going and I walk into something


 No.1265603


 No.1265604

>>1265596

his twitter is more active


 No.1265605

ß you are so cute

can i have some diet tips please


 No.1265606

>>1265605

Try throwing up more but dont get horny over it lol


 No.1265607

hashtag bulimia teeth


 No.1265608

>AT making fun of TCG tourneyfags

Jake episodes are always fun


 No.1265609

>>1265605

You probably don't want diet tips from me, but

Don't eat bread unless it's something you cooked or baked yourself (as in, with ingredients, not premade shit). This will drastically cut down your intake of carbs due to laziness. Don't eat chips or any other "snack foods" either, and avoid soda/juice/anything that has a bunch of calories that you drink. Other than that, just eat 2-3x a day (about the same for each meal) to make your metabolism constant, and just work from there by counting calories and seeing what you can do without. Also drink a ton of water, it's super good for you.

Other than that, you should do cardio (although that one is less important, diet is the #1 most important thing to keep in mind when watching weight and health)


 No.1265610

>>1265605

uh fucking eat less and move more dumbass


 No.1265611

File: 89ce65d824e8694⋯.webm (2.54 MB, 720x556, 180:139, 1536094814195[1].webm)

*walks into thread just like this*


 No.1265612

do keto and do one meal a day


 No.1265613

one meal a day unironically changed my life for the better

i never bothered with keto though


 No.1265614

>>1265613

can it still be mac & burg


 No.1265615

>>1265614

yeah why not


 No.1265616

File: 3aff9301f38bf30⋯.png (103.83 KB, 680x234, 340:117, 38c.png)


 No.1265617

>>1265614

>>1265615

It is way way more effective doing keto because your body stays adapted to burning fat the entire time. There's also other health advantages.

Still, the fasting is the key part. As long you are eating decently reasonable meals it'll be fine.


 No.1265618

>>1265617

it was pretty amazing what not eating shitty food and cutting out soda did for me even though i still only sat in bed all day.


 No.1265619

isn't keto the dumb caveman shit where you eat grass and rocks


 No.1265620

>>1265619

yep, hsg is retarded and you shouldn't get advice from here


 No.1265621

>>1265619

no that's paleo


 No.1265622

Grug no eat berry


 No.1265623

>in class taking notes

>confused on a subject

>teacher says see me after class

>on the next page write down a suicidal stream of consciousness in the margins

>after class show her the normal notes

>she unfolds my notebook to show the page with my suicidal rantings

>awkwardly place my hand over the rantings while she writes on the other page

>smile and thank her when im done

my medicine cant arrive fast enough


 No.1265624

>>1265616

dont like the wide japanese elf ears


 No.1265625

>>1265623

yikes!


 No.1265626

>>1265623

i'm glad i'm not some suicidal loser with an inner voice that doesn't simply repeat "based and redpilled" over and over again


 No.1265627

>>1265626

based and repilled


 No.1265628

is it possible to be both based and lib


 No.1265629

File: 07471cdfcc29616⋯.jpeg (53.69 KB, 397x498, 397:498, 07471cdfcc29616f864bcea74….jpeg)


 No.1265630

File: 1008c2188b3545b⋯.png (136.51 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 1536096203325[1].png)

another aradia for even more health


 No.1265631

are any of you guys religious?


 No.1265632

>>1265631

im undertale


 No.1265633

>>1265632

i feel like nothing when i stop praying and when i do pray i feel like almost not killing myself


 No.1265634

File: aacb13af8d70887⋯.png (515.72 KB, 861x817, 861:817, IMG_2607.PNG)

>>1265631

I religiously follow Smash Bros news


 No.1265635

>>1265634

what is this board

no like actual religion


 No.1265636

>>1265619

to oversimplify it you eat no bread or carbs and avoid sugars as much as you can


 No.1265637

>>1265631

extremely so


 No.1265638

File: d5c1006a326d358⋯.jpg (119.72 KB, 613x900, 613:900, dmg5.jpg)

>>1265591

Glad to see someone appreciated that hybrid brood I posted


 No.1265639

>>1265637

no way


 No.1265640

*sprays some beta-be-gone behind my ears*


 No.1265641

>>1265638

i keep saying vriska instead of mriska fuck you hsg


 No.1265642

>>1265636

but that's what all the tasty zogchow is made from


 No.1265643

>NBC Orders LAW & ORDER: HATE CRIMES Series


 No.1265644

You can and should eat carbs and a lot of them

You just need to burn them off

Around the world for thousands of years the vast majority of the population ate mostly bread, rice, corn or tubers with veggies and the rare fish or chicken and nobody was fat


 No.1265645

>>1265644

they also worked 10 hours of manual labor a day to get just enough food not to starve to death you dumb retard black person


 No.1265646

>>1265644

and don't forget the free porn and soda


 No.1265647


 No.1265648

not to say that you should go full retard and do one of those "no anything diets" but clet why are you so fucking stupid


 No.1265649

cant believe americans eat so much bread it makes them fat lmao


 No.1265650

>>1265649

bread

good


 No.1265651

peeeee


 No.1265652

>>1265645

>>1265647

>you just need to burn them off

>>1265646

Soda is processed sugar which almost nobody ate. By carbs I mostly mean polysaccharides like starch


 No.1265653

*obese woman walks up to mcdonalds counter*

yeah ill have a uhhh loaf of bread and a diet coke


 No.1265654

i regularly eat loaves of sub bread

they're fairly large i can go take a picture of them


 No.1265655

Also bleached white bread is barely bread, whole grain bread is good for you


 No.1265656

eating processed breads and meats and sugars every day? that’s trad


 No.1265657

>>1265609

thanks babe


 No.1265658

what are we even arguing about

isnt cletus basically right


 No.1265659

>>1265658

no

he's sees a person working themselves to death in a field every day eating just enough rice not to keel over and thinks that proves carbs can't make anyone fat if they do a little exercise


 No.1265660

>>1265658

No im automatically wrong no matter what

>>1265659

I never said carbs can't make you fat. I said that you need to burn them off

But they're not inherently bad and should make up most of your diet if you live a healthy active lifestyle


 No.1265661

>>1265659

do you think every person before the 20th century worked to starvation on rice fields everyday


 No.1265662

>>1265661

do you think every person before the 20th century subsisted almost entirely on carbs


 No.1265663

>>1265662

They did though

except the rich


 No.1265664

>>1265663

cletley.................


 No.1265665

>>1265662

i dont know but i dont think it's too far out of the way to say that part of the reason most people are fat is because of no exercise


 No.1265666

>>1265664

Well after the advent of farming

Hunter gatherers ate meat and fruit but the meat content back then was way less fatty and they expended way more energy to get that meat


 No.1265667

>>1265665

That and processed sugar which is in everything


 No.1265668

unironically agreeing with cletus tbh


 No.1265669

>trump called bob woodward to talk about the new book on august 14

>woodward asked if he could record the call

>the president agreed

>the tape leaked

>at one point he puts kellyanne conway on the phone

what the fuck!


 No.1265670

just gonna ignore the current argument except to say i bet cletus is wrong


 No.1265671

>>1265669

it's epic

im watching it on the news right now


 No.1265672

>>1265644

>Should

no. there is basically zero upside unless you are doing a lot of anaerobic exercise.

>Can

sure if you fast properly and also consume proper amounts of fat and protein

also wheat and corn has changed over the thousands of years


 No.1265673

just burn them off LOL


 No.1265674

CARBS ARE FINE BUT KEEP THEM IN MODERATION YOU RETARDS


 No.1265675

>>1265671

he said yes to a taped conversation and then lied

lending credence to the idea that everyone in the WH is terrified of the idea of him testifying


 No.1265676

The Night Of The Carbo Fatsos


 No.1265677

Just die fat, idiots


 No.1265678

File: cb579cf9eaec6f5⋯.png (3.76 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1536092238007.png)


 No.1265679

>>1265678

CRIKEY!


 No.1265680

>>1265679

literally perfect lads


 No.1265681

File: bae589597259121⋯.jpg (130.08 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 20180904_174821.jpg)


 No.1265682

>>1265674

the point is "moderation" is a lot lower than what most people think it is


 No.1265683

File: 3a6fd6e3b7128ad⋯.png (466.18 KB, 640x688, 40:43, 1523910857713.png)

aah


 No.1265684

File: 4580a94f3b683e4⋯.png (13.21 KB, 480x412, 120:103, ClipboardImage.png)

bf material


 No.1265685

IDE/theory: gamer girl fake nerd goth lizardfolk


 No.1265686

File: b84743e5702c1af⋯.jpg (49.51 KB, 500x375, 4:3, b84743e5702c1af00324a42a76….jpg)


 No.1265687

File: 543e1eb1cfb8f9b⋯.png (755.98 KB, 700x800, 7:8, 36bee00680af2adc8f2a93f2aa….png)


 No.1265688

File: e8e1c3457d8f593⋯.png (66.09 KB, 582x343, 582:343, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 78d0982238c8076⋯.png (57.21 KB, 923x280, 923:280, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265689

File: bfc9c4a54bea98b⋯.png (272.58 KB, 1160x1452, 290:363, owo.png)


 No.1265690

File: 4ab05458bfe53ba⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 101.82 KB, 639x626, 639:626, 4ab05458bfe53bafec6ac02a15….jpg)


 No.1265691

File: aeca6f963c47bd0⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1413x2000, 1413:2000, aeca6f963c47bd0971821d4c9e….png)


 No.1265692

rev dark arc


 No.1265693

File: 3c390bfdd842673⋯.jpg (887.28 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Kanoira.jpg)


 No.1265694

File: 13d83675c2cc24f⋯.png (949.14 KB, 1280x867, 1280:867, 17c512e0-b30f-4c86-9728-21….png)


 No.1265695

>>1265693

what kind of games are you playing other than that souls game


 No.1265696

File: a0a131ed8e3bf10⋯.png (150.72 KB, 750x377, 750:377, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265697

>>1265695

I'm working through Bioshock slowly.

I've got a lot of games, man.


 No.1265698

>>1265697

any multiplayer games


 No.1265699

True facts: in the strictest sense, chex mix is a salad


 No.1265700

>>1265698

I don't have internet at home.


 No.1265701

>>1265700

uhhh why


 No.1265702

>>1265701

Because internet isn't free and I'm poor


 No.1265703

>>1265691

I want a gf that is exactly this big


 No.1265704

>>1265703

You, I, and Elfo all share something.


 No.1265705

>>1265702

Where are you posting now?


 No.1265706

File: 561a263b9a47d0b⋯.jpg (80.4 KB, 447x401, 447:401, e802d7fc7bdfbfc6d62684a2e0….jpg)

What the fuck did you dickheads do while I was gone?


 No.1265707

File: 7f26b8fadd2f38f⋯.jpg (2.9 MB, 2304x4096, 9:16, 1536105401697435334851.jpg)


 No.1265708

>>1265706

welcome back where the fuck have you been

you basically missed nothing

we have a new crossie and sako left apprently


 No.1265709

>>1265707

how do trips work on mobile


 No.1265710

>>1265709

Same as they always do. I use this flag for mobile, the mind flag for when I'm on a PC.


 No.1265711

File: 287943eb6f4e012⋯.png (21.01 KB, 700x500, 7:5, 287943eb6f4e012cc87c1e2aaf….png)

>>1265708

I am trying to avoid some people back home.

Who's the new guy?


 No.1265712

>>1265711

we had a /b/ raid and one person decided to stay for some reason

>trying to avoid some people

do you owe people money or something


 No.1265713

Let go your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty and become wind.


 No.1265714

>>1265712

Do you remember my mafia posts


 No.1265715

>>1265714

i dont quite recall

wht mafia posts


 No.1265716

>>1265711

he's a better poster than you


 No.1265717

File: 876b2b12817eabc⋯.jpg (209.9 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 1536062064603.jpg)

>>1265706

oh hey welcome back new guy


 No.1265718

File: a0173a75b3bee41⋯.jpg (56.34 KB, 697x800, 697:800, IMG_20180801_191137.jpg)


 No.1265719

>>1265716

he literally only posts anime and thats it


 No.1265720

>>1265719

Do we know that it's not sako, though?


 No.1265721

i thought we bullied piconep to suicide why is he back


 No.1265722

>>1265720

yes its definetly not sako

how would he ever be sako he never posts loli


 No.1265723

File: 594f838b8b1a2e4⋯.gif (5.5 KB, 207x266, 207:266, tumblr_m8274fUNHF1qao62vo5….gif)

>>1265715

My mother owed a lot of money.

I had to work with them to lay off the debt by delivering packages after she died

I got no idea what was in them but I left NJ a while ago.


 No.1265724

File: 0e9180ba131c574⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot_20180825-211536.png)


 No.1265725

>>1265721

Gonna take more than a bunch of people online to make me kill myself.


 No.1265726

>>1265723

fucc how much did you manage to pay off and wont ur fam be mad af that you left them


 No.1265727

>>1265726

All of my family is dead.

Natural causes for mom and dad, brother got into a moterbike accident.

And I'm nearly out of it, but the stress built up so I left. Few hundred. That's all and I can leave hopefully.


 No.1265728

shieeet cuz thats rough


 No.1265729

Look I'm not here to blogpost.

Have you dudes seen the adventure time ending?


 No.1265730

>>1265729

seen the only bit that mattered


 No.1265731

we already went through that mutiple times crossie scum


 No.1265732

>>1265731

Well fuck you too man.

I just want to talk to another person for fucks sake.

>>1265730

And those were?


 No.1265733

>>1265704

Elfo is too big in comparison though, how would she even use me with a size difference that small?


 No.1265734

>>1265733

who is b


 No.1265735

>>1265732

are jew mobile posting


 No.1265736

everyone here hates the ending cause girls kissed and girls are icky


 No.1265737

>>1265735

Yeah, my old laptop gave out.

>>1265736

Bubbleine was inevitable


 No.1265738

>>1265737

the part where they save the day by singing was also pretty gay


 No.1265739

>>1265738

There was another episode a few seasons ago where they had to sing to open a door no?


 No.1265740

File: 458e0d2aada938d⋯.jpg (106.07 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)


 No.1265741

>>1265734

I'm ß


 No.1265742

>>1265741

ye but who are you


 No.1265743

crab nebula levels of crossie


 No.1265744

>>1265742

I've been here since act 5 act 1


 No.1265745

THE BROTH


 No.1265746

>>1265739

where you at now if not in jersey


 No.1265747

>>1265746

Why would I tell you?


 No.1265748

>>1265747

so i can come and murder you

because i kind of want to know

just a general location dont tell me too much or not if you dont want to


 No.1265749

>>1265747

how much nepeta do you have saved on your phone


 No.1265750

>>1265734

die crossie fuck


 No.1265751

>>1265750

ur mom die


 No.1265752

come along with me

to a libcuck by a sea


 No.1265753

piconep dont LEAVE


 No.1265754

>>1265748

Florida

>>1265749

134 pictures

>>1265753

I won't


 No.1265755

>>1265754

post some qt


 No.1265756

File: 504e54dcd397204⋯.jpg (197.63 KB, 1162x1280, 581:640, 1536019428982.jpg)

File: c2b5acd721310cb⋯.jpg (63.21 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, 10d68da5d8e23757bc6c762b02….jpg)

File: 7a5ed991d284481⋯.jpg (126.03 KB, 426x672, 71:112, Nepeta.Leijon.full.1133227.jpg)

File: 9962c5c8d3664d3⋯.png (224.51 KB, 750x647, 750:647, 9962c5c8d3664d3896ee25a8f5….png)

File: f11a51bc1fbc4a3⋯.jpg (429.19 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1420357917664.jpg)


 No.1265757

>>1265756

jfc pic 1 is a bit too big for my taste

what do you do when someone asks for your phone and happens to find these?

i have almost no pics saved on my phone from the internet


 No.1265758

File: 9c46b7104716c5f⋯.png (65.53 KB, 599x508, 599:508, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265759

File: 2328c573de4a481⋯.gif (5.93 KB, 173x239, 173:239, tumblr_mcxkx9P1Yh1r218hd.gif)

File: 16f3bbbc63e414c⋯.png (167.78 KB, 700x532, 25:19, 1502401309474.png)

File: 805578dbf131287⋯.png (284.89 KB, 643x868, 643:868, 4fce0230d55708dae5dc49e6f2….png)

File: 2448e18d8960512⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1280x1463, 1280:1463, tumblr_nv61my1kcC1rtv4mso1….png)

File: 4f2a2544cdb38d3⋯.gif (87 KB, 500x372, 125:93, tumblr_midfj0yyHt1qey13zo1….gif)

>>1265757

I don't go outside often.

But if they do find this, I'm fucked socially.


 No.1265760

>>1265759

how are you going to play titanfall now


 No.1265761

File: c7d01c9139a101e⋯.png (275.41 KB, 479x595, 479:595, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265762

>>1265760

Gold ran out already by now


 No.1265763


 No.1265764

>>1265763

Xbox gold.


 No.1265765

>>1265764

oh i though you played on pc for some reason


 No.1265766

>>1265765

I am not pc master race


 No.1265767

buttsmack horsebrap isn't allowed in this general


 No.1265768

>>1265767

its too late now anon


 No.1265769

File: 934a7875eb20030⋯.jpg (1.15 MB, 1195x1920, 239:384, tumblr_ntyquwGD751rtv4mso1….jpg)

File: c22d5b5a3555096⋯.png (191.56 KB, 500x627, 500:627, oie_GrXtfboZrzzq.png)

File: c22d5b5a3555096⋯.png (191.56 KB, 500x627, 500:627, oie_GrXtfboZrzzq.png)

File: 549524865fb361f⋯.gif (10.62 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 02161_1.gif)

File: 2684a19f66c9e53⋯.png (66.49 KB, 458x338, 229:169, nepeta_by_fallenencryption….png)

Was the stoner nepeta guy nice?


 No.1265770

i need some cute-ish anime pics stat


 No.1265771


 No.1265772

File: 1f71016abd74c5b⋯.gif (10.4 KB, 400x200, 2:1, 1f71016abd74c5b4bc047a811f….gif)

File: 4bf4360fd100a39⋯.gif (6.93 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 4bf4360fd100a39ef69d1d6de8….gif)

File: da29aad39a21fe4⋯.png (75.3 KB, 728x1098, 364:549, pirate_nepeta_by_sweetpea_….png)

File: 76ef65fe20ed7cc⋯.png (422.55 KB, 1280x1575, 256:315, 76ef65fe20ed7ccac50c350061….png)

File: 167f4b9669d6211⋯.jpg (40.21 KB, 500x446, 250:223, 167f4b9669d6211c7b281e8f0c….jpg)

>>1265771

Was stoner nepeta a meme or a poster?


 No.1265773


 No.1265774

>>1265772

At first it was a poster, and then it became a meme iirc.


 No.1265775

File: fa19fc31f0ddf20⋯.png (171.15 KB, 800x800, 1:1, fa19fc31f0ddf20d9b5ac0adfc….png)

File: cc36a30447ab33b⋯.png (309.94 KB, 512x625, 512:625, d5e617c8b36a8562d0cd0aab16….png)

File: bb2527800a51e13⋯.png (102.18 KB, 544x453, 544:453, bb2527800a51e13cb759eca2b6….png)

File: 5f7116c7cdf71f3⋯.png (146.48 KB, 500x650, 10:13, tumblr_static_5ma7dhwxidk4….png)

File: 87945345dbbdf1f⋯.png (222.83 KB, 423x700, 423:700, a62b418ba39894fb1896b18ad0….png)

>>1265774

I see, I see.

This is important information.


 No.1265776

isnt nepeta like 13 or something

die pedos


 No.1265777

>>1265776

we age her up ;)


 No.1265778

>>1265776

15, which is legal in Albania.


 No.1265779

#wonkstrats


 No.1265780

>>1265776

now THIS is a crossie post


 No.1265781

>>1265776

homestuck was 25 years ago


 No.1265782

a sweep is 2.5 years


 No.1265783

a sweep is 2.166666666666667 years


 No.1265784

>>1265782

We know.


 No.1265785


 No.1265786

It's technically 2.16(6)recurring but the calculator just rounds the last digit to a 7


 No.1265787

File: f8b16ae242911b3⋯.webm (2.8 MB, 800x502, 400:251, 1536108045567[1].webm)

cursed webm


 No.1265788

File: 5c493e567b7e7f6⋯.png (86.44 KB, 720x662, 360:331, oie_vxTFdjWix16s.png)

>>1265785

Hey you're right it's actually 14.

Those Balkans are an odd folk.


 No.1265789

>>1265787

they only look mildly uggo

they could probably pass with more time


 No.1265790

>>1265788

she's not 15 either my retarded friend


 No.1265791

>>1265788

die pedo crossie spic nazi


 No.1265792

File: 65584d3599f5518⋯.png (313.13 KB, 853x633, 853:633, shirie.png)

>>1265791

look children, it's an owned lib


 No.1265793

>>1265790

Oh

>>1265791

You're just throwing out everything aren't you?

You dumb bitch.


 No.1265794

what are 3d guy's prices


 No.1265795

>>1265794

your remaining dignity


 No.1265796

>>1265795

so if I have no dignity left it's free?

nice


 No.1265797

Anyone wanna talk in Latin with me?


 No.1265798

lib?


 No.1265799

>>1265796

realtalk why wouldn't you comission like, an actual artist if you wanted porn


 No.1265800

File: 4f66a02c8c24760⋯.png (1.26 MB, 767x1024, 767:1024, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265801

>>1265797

can you actually latin


 No.1265802

>>1265801

Quid agis, amicus?


 No.1265803

>>1265802

fili canis


 No.1265804

anybody in this thread gay

cuz i love kissin boys


 No.1265805

File: a5884f9b5838265⋯.jpg (161.8 KB, 577x1385, 577:1385, komm__susser_tod_1_2.jpg)

File: 1a5b2e81713f7d3⋯.jpg (183.4 KB, 577x1385, 577:1385, komm__susser_tod_2_2.jpg)

File: d6f661f2f500f84⋯.jpg (93.41 KB, 1000x932, 250:233, 1464053009791.jpg)

File: 4fa87e4bb1ffe9f⋯.png (471.8 KB, 795x1100, 159:220, 1445812378559.png)

>>1265804

hello yes i am gay


 No.1265806

>>1265802

Foedis

>>1265804

Omnis utriusque sexus


 No.1265807

>>1265806

nice google kid


 No.1265808

>>1265803

Quod suus 'deformia meditari


 No.1265809

>>1265800

Too big


 No.1265810

>>1265806

thats the spirit


 No.1265811

>>1265807

Nos paenitet. Ego iustus volo sentio speciale.


 No.1265812

>>1265810

Gratias tibi.


 No.1265813

File: 4a889d91304536d⋯.gif (760.37 KB, 342x320, 171:160, 1512975995739.gif)


 No.1265814

>>1265812

stop butchering the language


 No.1265815

>>1265814

I hate Italians


 No.1265816

>>1265815

fuck you


 No.1265817

mama mia racist spic


 No.1265818

Why is it latin america if rome was in italy?


 No.1265819

>>1265816

No fuck you.

You Italians are a bunch of cowards.

Hitler should've invaded you.

1488 Sieg Hiel

Next time, without Italy.


 No.1265820

>>1265818

language


 No.1265821

>>1265817

Do you know that one chant?


 No.1265822

Lotta people selling "unopened" copies of dark souls 3 locally


 No.1265823

>>1265822

how much


 No.1265824

>>1265819

*flips you off in italian*


 No.1265825

shatin america


 No.1265826

>>1265824

*Flips you off in Spanish*


 No.1265827

File: 08925dad49a81fa⋯.png (1.5 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180904-182748.png)

>>1265823

$20 - $60 but some are clearly opened, and some are just the DLC disc apparently? The fuck?


 No.1265828

>>1265826

*flips you off in mexican*


 No.1265829

>>1265827

>xbone

you deserver it tbh


 No.1265830

>>1265828

*Flips you off in Puerto Rican*


 No.1265831

>terry davis really did die

fuck

RIP


 No.1265832

>>1265830

all ive got left is german so im gonna stop there


 No.1265833

>>1265831

did you think sponge and grant and the goldwater were all liars


 No.1265834

>>1265833

it was unconfirmed when i last looked


 No.1265835

>>1265829

I just wanted to see if Dark Souls was available nearby

It's not

I'd have to spend about $10 on bus fare, literally all day for the trip, to get a copy of it from Federal way.


 No.1265836

>>1265832

All I had was Native American.

Wanna have a formal ceasefire?


 No.1265837

>>1265830

crossie come crossie tell us whats bothering you

are the drug cartels after your ass going to cut you up?


 No.1265838

File: 1468ba907b85522⋯.jpeg (340.09 KB, 750x547, 750:547, 396CAD20-A302-44E8-9EBE-9….jpeg)

>>1265836

let’s

okay resume normal posting


 No.1265839

>>1265835

buy ketchup first


 No.1265840

>>1265837

That's Central and South America

The Caribbean is just bad.

>>1265838

Very well.


 No.1265841

>>1265840

do you have the buff nepeta copypasta


 No.1265843

>>1265841

No, I'm sorry.


 No.1265844

ou just keep disappointing crossie


 No.1265845

heard another discussion about the over 65 job market today

getting real tired of this

universal income when


 No.1265846

File: d31790c4e9f5b8e⋯.jpg (104.94 KB, 805x1200, 161:240, navi and saria (the legend….jpg)


 No.1265847

>>1265844

I'm sorry.

I do have a Sixnine copypasta I made.


 No.1265848

so like............................

anyone else constantly think about suicide when theyre under any stress at all?


 No.1265849

>>1265846

hey qtie


 No.1265850

File: 4d16017ca87033a⋯.png (464.53 KB, 640x729, 640:729, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265851

>>1265847

do you atleast have the buff nepeta


 No.1265852

>>1265848

i used to

it’s rough

hang in there


 No.1265853

>>1265852

i used to

then it went away

now its back

the worst part about it coming back, is now i know its not normal

before i couldnt remember when it wasnt there so it was normal

now i can remember when it wasnt like this

and its like

painful...............................................


 No.1265854

>>1265357

oh i have this book


 No.1265855

>>1265853

try hitting women


 No.1265856

>>1265853

i feel bad for u


 No.1265857

File: c22d5b5a3555096⋯.png (191.56 KB, 500x627, 500:627, oie_GrXtfboZrzzq.png)

File: c8955c8e90bf3a5⋯.png (541.29 KB, 1280x1376, 40:43, tumblr_o4xtu7v3151rx4alho1….png)

File: b09120ab4e34a04⋯.png (38.76 KB, 811x434, 811:434, Homestuck-Porn-r34--Rose-L….png)

File: 708e93de4272bcb⋯.png (174 KB, 654x803, 654:803, touch_her_muscles_by_crwns….png)

>>1265851

I got these


 No.1265858

>>1265853

yeah that’s a really hard part

do you have people to talk to


 No.1265859

any epic lads have that one close up pic of rev's face where he's staring at you in bed


 No.1265860

>>1265858

just u guys, no one else gets it or has the time to care


 No.1265861

File: a1259b0c5a7dced⋯.jpg (56.87 KB, 480x324, 40:27, 1458345380675-3.jpg)


 No.1265862

someone post moon rev


 No.1265863

someone post classic rev


 No.1265864

File: 35760046bc331c0⋯.png (6.12 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, 35760046bc331c093d38dc8a12….png)

File: 279fd1a01ede6f5⋯.jpg (60.84 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1449037804411.jpg)


 No.1265865

File: 906065f6d14c052⋯.jpg (951.5 KB, 1920x2560, 3:4, When_the_moon_hits_your_ey….jpg)

File: bc7487ff1e07641⋯.jpg (861.44 KB, 1920x2560, 3:4, IMG_20180808_195531.jpg)


 No.1265866

File: 036fbed8bae958f⋯.jpg (951.5 KB, 1920x2560, 3:4, When the moon hits your ey….jpg)

File: 279fd1a01ede6f5⋯.jpg (60.84 KB, 640x480, 4:3, revolutionary 2.jpg)


 No.1265867

couldnt here ur sound wtf


 No.1265868

>>1265860

im sorry, i hope someone can give you the time, you deserve it

and

well

you’ll always have homestuck general


 No.1265869

File: c4a83bed9b23753⋯.png (454.79 KB, 530x741, 530:741, 676a18ab4089d1cca9996fd720….png)

File: 036fbed8bae958f⋯.jpg (951.5 KB, 1920x2560, 3:4, 941ff82f1799c70302f61bc906….jpg)

File: cbe120c2fa00470⋯.jpg (52.68 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1458152063267.jpg)

File: b70cc99cbdc1d04⋯.jpeg (178.16 KB, 640x854, 320:427, b70cc99cbdc1d04d1e250df92….jpeg)

File: f170e81250272c9⋯.png (597 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, f170e81250272c9bea8bad48b7….png)


 No.1265870

>>1265869

god that middle pic looks like current cwc


 No.1265871

>>1265869

why does the one rev look like cwc


 No.1265872

>>1265868

god thats so depressing

i think you made it worse


 No.1265873

>>1265872

you'll always have punipuni lolimanko


 No.1265874

well, cwc will very soon be homeless

their lives are converging


 No.1265875

>>1265872

No escape


 No.1265876

rev and cwc meet in a dumpster and converge into a singularity


 No.1265877

>>1265875

cuck my life into pieces


 No.1265878

>>1265874

what happened now


 No.1265879

is rev gonna be homeless?


 No.1265880

>>1265879

he already sold one kidney for those souls games and xbox


 No.1265881

>>1265879

He's technically been homeless for several months, wes and other people have just been paying his rent.


 No.1265882

>>1265881

how do i chip in i want to fund revs bad habits


 No.1265883

A.U where homestuck never existed.

Everyone is happy.


 No.1265884

>>1265882

i'm sure rev will pop in to post his paypal


 No.1265885

>>1265839

>>1265839

I already have ketchup.

>>1265882

fenderlicious2003@yahoo.com


 No.1265886

did i call it

or did i call it


 No.1265887

>>1265886

I actually spent several minutes trying to get this shitty phone to remove the text selection menu, and saw that just before I posted.


 No.1265888

you mock, but paying rev's rent is an instant ticket into the fold of the Silent Choir


 No.1265889

File: 20c81aacf609e49⋯.png (457.25 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180904-190622.png)

Why does Massachusetts look like one of Bayonetta's guns


 No.1265890

>>1265889

Because it's a cool state.


 No.1265891

rev give me a quote to add to the plat race results


 No.1265892

Couldn't beat ur race wtf


 No.1265893

>>1265891

"If I were actually a layabout I'd have crushed Ben. Don't insult me like that again."


 No.1265894

when you think your fetish is weird consider that there are people who get off to characters having their testicles stolen via ejaculation


 No.1265895

File: 6eeeb41bff57141⋯.gif (3.33 MB, 203x270, 203:270, dogfood.gif)

click it


 No.1265896

>>1265895

this dog isn't from earth


 No.1265897

>>1265894

macro sperm is one that took me by surprise when i first heard of it


 No.1265898

>>1265896

it's epic


 No.1265899

>>1265896

He's just an old boy.


 No.1265900

>>1265897

fruit flies are several mms long, but produce sperm that is several cm long..................................................................


 No.1265901

File: 0fcec545e6604f3⋯.png (7.14 MB, 1920x4242, 320:707, hsg plat race results.png)

The results are in, folks! Ben is now the crowded platinum king of HSG! Condolences to the runner ups (Except for BASED Wes)


 No.1265902

i think macro sperm is kinda hot and i don't understand why and am kind of ashamed


 No.1265903

>>1265900

that doesn't sound right


 No.1265904

>>1265901

What kinda meme is this.


 No.1265905

>>1265903

*pees*


 No.1265906

do people who like macro sperm think tadpoles are hot


 No.1265907

>>1265903

its legit true


 No.1265908

macro sperm is epic


 No.1265909

File: 9f5a2997a42bf07⋯.jpg (134.88 KB, 1200x1447, 1200:1447, I cant believe its not fak….jpg)


 No.1265910

File: 4c909c679c446f4⋯.png (3.19 MB, 2240x1400, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

speaking of macro and tadpoles


 No.1265911

*jerks off to that one clip of futurama where zoidberg rides a sperm*


 No.1265912

>>1265911

Zoidberg is actually the perfect representative for incels. Loud, obnoxious, and pathetic.


 No.1265913

>>1265912

Didn't he have sex.


 No.1265914

>>1265912

if that's all it takes then i think the same could be said about the vast majority of people


 No.1265915

an a press is an a press

you can't say it's only half


 No.1265916

>>1265913

No. His people literally die if they have sex.


 No.1265917


 No.1265918

*does a quarter a press*


 No.1265919

>>1265918

>Plays with a DDR mat

ZERO PRESSES, BAYBEE


 No.1265920

>>1265912

and also a jew


 No.1265921

Best Hentai you've seen?


 No.1265922

>>1265921

that one really terrible nepeta flash porn game


 No.1265923

>>1265921

Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu


 No.1265924

>>1265922

I know what you are talking about.


 No.1265925

I can't do anything with 21 cents


 No.1265926

>>1265727

"natural"


 No.1265927

bonded with one of my managers about how we both want to fuck traps


 No.1265928

File: 12b4e6b83a5a7db⋯.jpeg (67.47 KB, 604x707, 604:707, D1C2C8F4-5548-4AD1-B604-6….jpeg)


 No.1265929


 No.1265930

le coward: heres your box i didnt look what was inside


 No.1265931

>>1265925

you can glue it to the ground in an area where jews live


 No.1265932

so apparently people are burning their shoes to own the libs

whats up with that


 No.1265933

i want a qpu aligned gf


 No.1265934

>>1265932

It's symbolic


 No.1265935

memory aligned gf


 No.1265936

>>1265932

le kneeling football man is a model for nike now which means their clothing has been retroactively turned into libwear


 No.1265937

tomoko maho fusion


 No.1265938

>>1265934

yeah, symbolic of retards maybe.....


 No.1265939

ok i caught up to AT's ending and jesus

samurai jack did it better


 No.1265940

all the shit i’m hearing about AT’s ending being worse than samurai jack’s is fucking tragic

but not surprising


 No.1265941

>>1265934

Why the fuck would you destroy your own stuff as a symbol?

Just don't buy the stuff anymore if it bothers you lmao


 No.1265942

>boss keeps saying all this shit about everybody "going above and beyond" to meet this arbitrary deadline

>insinuates he's working around the clock and we should follow his example

>he clearly has just set his skype settings so he always appears active, doesn't work a minute after fucking 4pm

isn't this such

a wagecuckful niiiight

whoa-oh


 No.1265943

>>1265941

TO

OWN

THE

LIBS


 No.1265944

File: 02f4aed92cdc072⋯.png (9.95 MB, 1952x2009, 1952:2009, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265945

real life AU where burning man got replaced with kneeling man and the big statue is wearing a giant pair of nikes


 No.1265946

blazblue crosstag is garbage because it didnt have adachi in it


 No.1265947

ß if i paid you to spoon with me, would you do it


 No.1265948

Night buds


 No.1265949

File: 13dd766c7102fb6⋯.png (339.46 KB, 600x667, 600:667, ClipboardImage.png)

this game looks cute but nipponichi's games are always way over priced


 No.1265950

reps: burn nike to own libs

libs: burn weed to own reps


 No.1265951

>>1265948

Sweet dreams, piconep


 No.1265952

if they actually make opoona 2 i will fucking implode


 No.1265953

>>1265940

>>1265939

I'm conflicted with how they handled GOLB. With Samurai Jack, they sort of written themselves into a hole and the ending it had was the logical one. With Adventure Time, there were several directions it could have gone and they picked one that (I feel) doesn't have good payoff.


 No.1265954

can you imagine in like

2050

when a kid first discovers porn

and there's like infinity amount of even the most obscure fetishes

truly, a golden age


 No.1265955

Also, with AT's ending how did Jake know that the crown had wish-granting powers? If he actually did know that, I must have missed the part where he learns it.


 No.1265956

>>1265954

i remember when people were first discovering the concept of camgirls and it seemed like the most incredible thing

do you remember how older porn sites only had categories like 'blonde' and 'brunette' instead of the hyper specific tagging and playlist systems we have now


 No.1265957

blonde hair fetish


 No.1265958

fuck me sam


 No.1265959

hyper scat ENGAGE


 No.1265960

File: 59dcdca2fd6bb17⋯.jpg (194.61 KB, 723x1023, 241:341, kuroeda-san (elf-san wa ya….jpg)


 No.1265961

>>1265857

>Rose Lalonde

What


 No.1265962

File: 5f8e50266ada132⋯.png (275.95 KB, 407x1000, 407:1000, ClipboardImage.png)

big oof


 No.1265963

>>1265962

big gross


 No.1265964

>>1265962

>>1265963

why are we yikesing


 No.1265965

File: e8f5ea2c87e1a95⋯.png (256.62 KB, 1102x627, 58:33, ClipboardImage.png)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.success-corp.co.jp/info/tgs2018/


 No.1265966

File: 5e543595c6e123a⋯.png (198.11 KB, 540x389, 540:389, da4820f4-8375-4ecb-b594-69….png)


 No.1265967

>>1265964

it was a good oof


 No.1265968

>>1265966

the phone still clearly says pokemon go on it 4/10 apply yourself


 No.1265969

>>1265968

i didnt make the image


 No.1265970

File: 3e3bba0cffb3c5c⋯.jpeg (148.61 KB, 1125x1170, 25:26, m7asj4j1uak11.jpeg)


 No.1265971

Homestuck: Die Neue These


 No.1265972

File: 406ca889ba690a0⋯.jpg (161.21 KB, 679x1200, 679:1200, a3ab3805-ee22-48a8-a60d-be….jpg)


 No.1265973

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.1265974

File: 21f8f672dccc29d⋯.png (5.17 MB, 1838x2383, 1838:2383, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265975

new fetish idea: hyper smegma


 No.1265976

File: ae498f072fe1d89⋯.png (2.34 MB, 1200x1669, 1200:1669, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265977

>>1265975

>new

i have bad news for you wessenheimer


 No.1265978

File: a31cdd4fa2a6701⋯.png (4.02 KB, 250x250, 1:1, good night anyanymouse.png)

goo night hsg


 No.1265979

File: 2e445921e5bc352⋯.jpeg (603.96 KB, 750x929, 750:929, 39E2D42A-F026-4B04-90F6-1….jpeg)


 No.1265980

File: fc8cad9053e249e⋯.jpeg (51.38 KB, 434x608, 217:304, 3C1CCF20-9D8F-4243-88C8-7….jpeg)


 No.1265981

y’all want me to spam?


 No.1265982

File: b7ebcef25385559⋯.jpg (90.57 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, xvnjcyufcgh11.jpg)

>>1265980

>People that are out, presenting female, and haven't taken HRT


 No.1265983

sponge when are you telling your coworkers about halitosis fetish porn


 No.1265984

vore fetish coning out party


 No.1265985

File: a9d70ccd95e56e4⋯.png (67.76 KB, 200x200, 1:1, tumblr_inline_pekb8ryczI1t….png)

>tfw tea


 No.1265986

File: ed06ebbccc244c4⋯.png (244.58 KB, 499x330, 499:330, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1265987

File: b4ca7765157d5b5⋯.png (2.59 KB, 123x131, 123:131, roxykittentoddlermadribbon.png)

>>1265980

hisssssssssss!


 No.1265988

>>1265980

idk what this is supposed to be


 No.1265989

>>1265988

ironic weeb egg


 No.1265990

>>1265989

i was gonna ask if there are actual ironic weeb eggs then i thought about 90% of steam profiles


 No.1265991

File: a0126e70f444a7d⋯.png (8.09 KB, 528x354, 88:59, ad6c98c6-13ea-4c90-8294-fc….png)

>/ss/ starts in a week


 No.1265992

aahh


 No.1265993

taht was me


 No.1265994

good morning grant


 No.1265995

File: 424378aa329f369⋯.jpg (74.43 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 1524322358487.jpg)

>plaiyng breath of the wild

>ninja hide out

>fight because stealth is gay as fuck

>they kill me in one hit even with gold hearts

>fish girls revive does not proc

i would rather clean than do this bull shit


 No.1265996

>>1265995

there's like two rooms you baby


 No.1265997

>>1265996

they purposefully made the fish girls revive not work, unless my game is extremely bugged

that pisses me off

i understand not having it available in temples, but i cant abide by this shenanigans outside

especially when the rest of them work


 No.1265998

File: 16f7242047ef5d6⋯.png (510.11 KB, 540x528, 45:44, 16f7242047ef5d6eb6e178b09c….png)

>Spend 11 hours smashing myself against a problem

>I might have just realized that due to some ~cool math tricks~ that I used to subvert another problem area earlier, that calculating the result might be an open problem, never mind in real time

god damn it


 No.1265999

File: 959147077cc99cc⋯.png (84.87 KB, 1176x648, 49:27, ClipboardImage.png)

he's at it again, folks


 No.1266000

>>1265972

I still don't get it.

>>1265974

>>1265979

Post the nudes already sponge.


 No.1266001

>ol' musky still going on about that one guy who dissed him being a pedo

lol


 No.1266002

is there a pill that can disable my body's hunger signals?


 No.1266003

File: 59e29332f056b4c⋯.png (3.89 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

dreams really do come true


 No.1266004

nintentoddlers must be the last people on planet earth who haven't played that game

i bet there are lost tribes in the amazon that already played valkyria chronicles years ago


 No.1266005

>>1266004

i just wanna be able to play it on the subway


 No.1266006

>playing the switch on the subway

plz save us quentin


 No.1266007

what if a cute girl asks you what you're playing


 No.1266008

>>1266001

he has the money he should just have him framed


 No.1266009

>>1266007

>>1266007

i tell her?

it's not like it's an embarrassing game


 No.1266010

the siren call of wah! hah! yahoo! will attract all the cuties around


 No.1266011

I'm not a mario speedrunner because I simply could not handle that amount of pussy


 No.1266012

girl: what are you playing :)?

XLR: i-it's called Doki Doki P-pantsu Lo *lotion and lizard pussy start falling from pockets*

girl: AYO THIS NIGGA FUCKIN SALAZZLE

XLR: y-you too


 No.1266013

pokeys are your friends

they're not for fucking


 No.1266014

>>1265995

woooooow how was i suppose to know i would die in one hit? i didn't want to do stealth!


 No.1266015

File: bd249b67726d0b4⋯.png (29.41 KB, 472x684, 118:171, bd249b67726d0b496386b47bae….png)

How is everyone?


 No.1266016

>>1266015

i wish i was asleep


 No.1266017

>>1266016

We all have to wake up sometime


 No.1266018

>>1266015

extremely sweaty


 No.1266019

>>1266018

In the desert?


 No.1266020

>>1266015

i'm so tired of everything


 No.1266021

you ever watch a video not because you enjoy the content but because the person making the video is really into it and you want them to succeed


 No.1266022

>>1266021

sounds gay


 No.1266023

>>1266020

Want to die?


 No.1266024

>>1266023

please


 No.1266025


 No.1266026

>>1266022

Language.


 No.1266027

i'm glad i'm not a weeb


 No.1266028

File: 35edc31072bc057⋯.jpg (148.32 KB, 970x1166, 485:583, IMG_20180905_070532.jpg)

File: 0cfaabfb8bd84ac⋯.jpg (189.93 KB, 896x1024, 7:8, IMG_20180905_070534.jpg)


 No.1266029

me

HUNGY


 No.1266030

Kiss me


 No.1266031

>>1266014

im pretty sure above a certain number of hearts you dont get oneshot by anything as long as youre at full health

i did it the boring way where you use the intended "put banana and walk past blind guards"

it sucked

youre wesley so youre shitposting but i think it kind of contradicts the "you can play the game in many ways" idea of the core of the game, where attempting to not use stealth they actively and arbitrarily remove a power of yours and do not inform you


 No.1266032

>>1266028

i like these picky pics


 No.1266033

File: e5caea188f0577f⋯.png (116.08 KB, 900x276, 75:23, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1266034

>>1266031

>>1265995

yea the yiga thing is some weird bullshit where it insta-kills you i think


 No.1266035

>>1266034

its triple bullshit because you got a big incentive to kill them as they explode into showers of gems


 No.1266036

well, drop like one or two

but still


 No.1266037

>>1265998

uhh in english braniac


 No.1266038

my leg is twitching


 No.1266039

>looking at job in the chicago area

>theyre good and I'm qualified

>dont wont to turn in resume because I'm paralysed with fear that if I had to move to chicago there is an off chance that I would see Sponge in real life.

anyone else know this fear?


 No.1266040

Nike abuses international labor laws for years basically getting rich off slave labor and cheap exports

>NIKE IS GREAT

Nike signs some guy who knelt during a game

>NIKE IS EVIL SELL MY STOCKS FUCK NIKE


 No.1266041

>>1266040

yeah both those slaves frankly deserve it because they wouldn't stand for the anthem either, on account of their hobbled legs


 No.1266042

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1266043

man how long are you gonna make me wait


 No.1266044

>>1266043

till youre a respectable person


 No.1266045

File: 73d5222efc45e8c⋯.png (218.81 KB, 832x1192, 104:149, IMG_2310.PNG)

Dawn of the Final Day

24 Hours Remain


 No.1266046

knock on the glass

*knock knock knock knock*

giggle with glee


 No.1266047

my coccyx hurts


 No.1266048

>>1266045

until what


 No.1266049

>>1266048

Until Incineroar is revealed for Smash in the Nintendo Direct tomorrow


 No.1266050

File: 3a5490c3018fb5b⋯.png (316.8 KB, 364x403, 28:31, IMG_1291.PNG)

Just kidding Skull Kid bitch


 No.1266051

>>1266049

makes sense

>>1266050

outlook not good


 No.1266052

>>1266040

what if i thought nike was shit before and continue to think theyre shit even if their latest marketing idea is a clever “fuck you”


 No.1266053

>Call someone regarding a job he was looking into

>Get his wife on the line, he's at work

>She asks if I'd like to leave a message

>I start speaking

>Within three seconds she yells "I TOLD YOU HE ISNT HERE"

what the fuck


 No.1266054

>>1266052

I don't know what to say


 No.1266055

Doesn't DJT have Nike stock

Pretty sure this controversy is literally an augmented reality advertising scheme


 No.1266056

>>1266055

mueller’ll add it to the pile


 No.1266057

almost two whole years of winning, fellow drumpf fans


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 No.1266061

>>1266049

>Fire/Fighting

Fuck off




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