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l-like, what's inside, scoob?


don't suck the mind, don't drain the source

the path of life's not so easy to course,



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sluggo is lit



based nancyposter


has nancy dabbed yet


I did a face reveal and nobody cared :(


why is nancy such a little shit







those pictures I posted in the last thread were of me playing touhou games at a convention



chinless weebtard general


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im disappointed

i was expecting a fat weeb


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at least the final episode wasnt full-on-lesbos


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That sounds exactly like what I'd expect from adventure time


everyone's mad because the ending doesnt have Finn fucking HW on screen


>come back to work after a nice vacation

>one guy got fired and two higher ups filed for resignation

Ruh roh!



>singing about friendship to save the day


i like it

reminds me of an earlier episode also well known for its hints of bubbline, with the doorlord



I think you look pretty epic. You kind of look like a guy i'm friends with and he's the most socially well-adjusted of our friend group.



what the lib happened


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where are the girls



Ultimate fat


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Bad experiences

Make good people



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what does double kick look like in stadium though


*starts dancin' in my jammies*

*cuz i beat final fant-asyyyyyyy*



i wish i could make stylized 3d models like this



Its all in the shaders



number 1:

that's blender



Yes, and?



what con did you go to



number 2:

that's blender


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I honestly and unironically think Nicolas Cage should have been cast as Geralt.



elephant cuck


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me on the right


hunter x hunter is coming back this year, boys


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*does literally nothing wrong*


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One of them resigned probably because they were in charge of a whole section by themselves and the bureau wasnt hiring anyone to help them, the other was probably because it takes forever to move up in the chain due to people not retiring

No clue why the other guy got canned, incompetence or abrasiveness with his supervisor if I had to guess


halfway through the 3 hour far cry video


whats the worst video essay you've ever experienced lads

i listened to a 5 hour one about oblivion once, i was doing stuff at the same time but i was still like 'man i could have listened to 5 hours of literally anything else just now'



i...dont..listen to that boring stuff?


>Teen titans go did an episode where they bring in some kid from make a wish and then say "wow don't you feel bad for not liking us now that there's a cancer patient on it?"


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>raven and starfire even hit on the like 10 year old cancer patient

man i should probably just stop watching this video before it gets any worse


remember when nu-ghostbusters went to that childrens hospital


lady max payne



Link me up before you go go


>raven does a sexy dance and the 10 year old gets a boner

i should have taken my own advice


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i dont think you should use 10 year old and boner in the same sentence


oof, didn't see that windows wallpaper sync coming


10 year old boomer


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when did spongelib usurp spongelord and how can we reverse it



le yes



le wahts with the lolipop


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u look way better than expected sweetie



wheres ur chin bro



Probably egoraptors video about ocarina of time


Bomb bowling?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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>just got an email inviting me to an interview next week

Now I just need to bullshit my boss into giving me the day off for it.


anal vore



this cant be real

is ttg really this bad


shoutt out to that time last september i spent 7 hours downloading and installing all of the sims 4 content, 45 minutes making a character, and then 5 minutes playing the game before i quit and haven't opened it since


Desu comes for all men.


anyone remember that one game that uhh rapidly switched perspectives? i think there was a part where you were in a subway starcase and a part where you were pushing a hospital bed and some other stuff i dont remember


*takes a bath* *goes to touhou tournament* im gaming up


i wonder what horsies ass taste like


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i was on the "lol i don't watch shit B)" train before this post but no yeah this is definitely the answer



that recent game with the two MCs?



it is

they spend like 1/3 of the episode just saying the kid's name and the actual plot of the episode is how "everyone hates them except for the Good Pure Cancer Patient" and then they do a skit about focus testing or something but the day is saved since Good Pure Cancer Patient doesn't care about how shit the show gets he's like 10 and is probably fine with whatever show is on



The one with the two dudes escaping from prison? I think it's A Way Out



they exploited a cancer patient’s make a wish

it really doesn’t get much lower than that


Its funny how the premise of teen titans go is that everyone hates them and thinks theyre annoying fuckers


also yea raven and starfire hit on him (admittedly in semi-comedic catcalling) but then they show him a video of raven doing a sexy dance and he keeps pushing the "i like this" button


If not that it sounds like a David cage game like indigo prophecy or heavy rain



i did this but with one of the illusion games


o shid i'm tesnexusing



lolirapemod me up fam


>William is a teen from East Tennessee who is battling a rare genetic disorder (known as Barakat Syndrome) who wishes to become a voice actor one day. The Make-a-Wish Foundation gave him the opportunity to become a cartoon character vision of himself in a episode of Teen Titans Go!. He says being able to get to voice himself in a cartoon is the first step of his voice acting career.

Lots to process here but I want to start with





hol up i remember seeing this episode

was that character really based off of a "make a wish" cancer patient?


>dq11 out

>still playing mhw

>rdr2 next month

2 many games...



the kid presumably was actually into it

whether or not he knows what they used him for though, is the question


Yea he's a make a wish kid who really liked ttg so they put him in an episode.


hello there.


*twirls revolver deftly*

*pushes cowboy hat up so you can see my striking blue eyes*

the name's rapelay


make a wish me into a fortnite skin


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i'm erectin boyos



how fuckin wild


make a wish me into hiveswap



that's a big epic

who is it



nope, around 2012 or so



Did she abuse badminton girl



Nice nippies



is this a boy




She moved to denmark and adopted some random girl without saying anything for literally no reason whatsoever



that's pretty shit yea


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I need to see this with my own eyes lads






>Wally T




i don't like playing the "is this person trans" game


death battle idea

wally t vs tavros


i like little children


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begone anti-sako



They apparently do this multiple times a season.

I thought that episode from a few years ago was serious in its "Hey a lot of people don't like the new show but it's maybe popular with kids and also management" but no they just do this frequently to attack strawman arguments of people who said it's shit




as in bizarro sako


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didnt sako leave


wait I thought the post said "I don't like little children"

in this case it's just "begone sako"



he may leave the board but he can't leave the broth


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wheres the piss shit and vomit



here it comes

*unzips fly*



in your mouth


broth is a bad meme tbh


*sells home*

*puts it all into paypal*

and so the era of acquiring a streamer gf begins


ok i watched the whole far cry video

what now




sent :')



do the sunshine progression video next

its good although the creator is kind of up his own asshole a bit



who is this post parodying




anyone here play shadowverse?




fucking parody???

this is my fucking life


*spends money to hear a girl say my screename*


titty streamer rev


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an aradia for your health



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>Yukkuri game

oh no

oh no



what one



do you think girl joe would wear the exact same outfit



with her titties hangin out


just a thought lol just joshin' jk


nega ben would be a celibate



i'm abstaining from marriage and I haven't fucked anyone so uh



i meant a volcel


>One of the finishers in kiwami 2 is to throw a guy into some girl's chest, he gropes her, and then she does a knee kick to the head


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uh x-files

x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files x-files


scully gang

scully gang

scully gang

scully gang


my trip! i feel naked


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bring back the joey



i hate this bitch! i want joey!


joey simulator 2018


if she doesn't love me, then why come did she make me a mod on her stream chat

check fucking mate


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convince me not to rewatch Adventure Time



its bad




watch it

it’a good


>wesley, who has dubious opinions sometimes

it's bad

>wonk, who has bad opinions 100% of the time

it's good




i legitimately do not know how oney animated that

is there an actual high quality 3d model of the freaker

did he just like

get ahold of the freaker doll irl and record it in high def dancin about, and then stretch with photoshop

i need to know

freakpill me



Watch Gravity Falls™ instead






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>dubious opinions sometimes



He's good with 3d modeling software



ok that's just a software that doesnt answer my fucking question wesley



so he actually created that freaker model?

that's impressive, damn.


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i've come to the conclusion i'm gonna watch AT and maybe skip shitty episodes



so skip every episode?


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read feast for a king


they call it the redpill because it literally makes you redder



rule63 alex jones



I wanna see their Vienna sausage-like clits


Sometimes you get in the mood for thick meaty vagines and that's all there is to it


oh great now i want to jerk off to Susan Strong




oni twitch streamer gf that keeps breaking controllers and is 2big for facecam



Girl calebheart then



caleb isn't 2big though he's just autistic and ginger


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Dark Samus, all of the non-awakening fire emblems (played awakening for all of 10 minutes), and Cloud.

I actually own a ROB.



oh and G&W too if the Game and Watch thing in Wario Ware Gold does not count.


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I played a port of Super Mario Land on my TI-84 calculator

does that count


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C ya fuckos



>Hasn't played warioland and/or warioware

>Has never played any metroid

>Has never played pikmin

wes what the fuck



I can forgive most of the stuff on that list

But how the fuck has he not played Metal Gear Solid



i played a bit of metroid 2 on the 3ds virtual console but i barely made progress in that so im not really gonna count it

i have no excuses for the others though



I haven't played mgs, though i'll probably play at least 5 sometime next year when I'm done with my current set.

I also find it dubious that he's never played a game that had daisy in it, unless we're only counting her for SML



stop bullying me...



daisy doesnt have a game outside of mario tennis



Metroid 2 isn't very good

I don't know what was up with nintendo in the early days but all of the sequels to their main hits were kind of bad

>SMB2 is a level pack

>Metroid 2 is on the game boy and extremely stripped down because of it

>LoZ2 changes 80% of the game


Metroid 2 may not be very good but it's still a very solid upgrade from Metroid



she's in mario party and all of the other associated "mario doing shit with friends" games

also I think she was in sm3dworld? though that wasn't a very good game either


i mean solid snake isn't even in MGSV but i'll give it to him anyways



no 3D World only had Peach and Rosie



listen lad they're all snake


i saw a person dressed up as daisy at the con and she was like the stereotypical daisy fan to a T

got upset that she wasn't in more games and talked about how everyone thought she was either peach or rosalina



big boss and solid snake are like opposite people and the one in smash is very very clearly and obviously solid snake


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listen lad

*pulls you into the alternate universe where ipgd still exists and also doesn't care about mgs lore*

they're all snake


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the compiler i'm working on has now officially evolved from "ethereal form of a compiler" to "toy compiler"


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Oh mr. insomniac i don't feel so good






this is just a glitch that rarely happens right



multiple worlds are connected by the tower brah


it looks like something weirded out and it's still using the shaders for reflections on shit that's super far away


so is the peter game actually good or what




it's a licensed video game, what do you think?


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there are some licensed video games that are good


I'm trying the nofap thing just to see if I can do it

so far it's aite

Why do those spergs on reddit claim that this gives you superpowers, again?


i'm weak and i always fall to the temptation to jack off when i wake up in the morning



I assume it's people pretending to be retarded or people who are actually retarded and are addicted to jacking off 10 times a day who think that not jacking off will somehow change anything.



for some people nofap is a herculean task of willpower

or they're the people that jerk off so much it actually does make them feel weaker


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why are the lolis always so fat



But people act like their power grows 'stronger' the longer they don't do it, to the point that they think that years of progress can be lost in one decisive moment, even if they've been having sex and/or noctournal emissions.

The more I think about it, the more it feels like a cult tbh


it's a self-fulfilling prophecy

if you're pathetic enough to believe in the restorative powers of nofap, you're pathetic enough to masturbate so much that no masturbation will indeed feel like you've gained a ton of time and energy

if you believe in nofap

it's real



i wish om would post more


imagine being someone like sako

not only do you spend 4 hours a day masutrbating, you literally never stop thinking about lolis to the point that you've had to constantly post them for every day for almost an entire year just so your lust doesn't make you explode and die

nofap would fundamentally change his entire life for the better


is om on pawoo



sexy braces



so did you have a bad trip yesterday or something

what was up with that



i really need to do nofap



i was just being epic


i don’t trip all the time

in fact i’m not going to trip for a while. knowing when to put the phone down and all that


Sometimes I trip when I don't look where I'm going and I walk into something




his twitter is more active


ß you are so cute

can i have some diet tips please



Try throwing up more but dont get horny over it lol


hashtag bulimia teeth


>AT making fun of TCG tourneyfags

Jake episodes are always fun



You probably don't want diet tips from me, but

Don't eat bread unless it's something you cooked or baked yourself (as in, with ingredients, not premade shit). This will drastically cut down your intake of carbs due to laziness. Don't eat chips or any other "snack foods" either, and avoid soda/juice/anything that has a bunch of calories that you drink. Other than that, just eat 2-3x a day (about the same for each meal) to make your metabolism constant, and just work from there by counting calories and seeing what you can do without. Also drink a ton of water, it's super good for you.

Other than that, you should do cardio (although that one is less important, diet is the #1 most important thing to keep in mind when watching weight and health)



uh fucking eat less and move more dumbass


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*walks into thread just like this*


do keto and do one meal a day


one meal a day unironically changed my life for the better

i never bothered with keto though



can it still be mac & burg



yeah why not


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It is way way more effective doing keto because your body stays adapted to burning fat the entire time. There's also other health advantages.

Still, the fasting is the key part. As long you are eating decently reasonable meals it'll be fine.



it was pretty amazing what not eating shitty food and cutting out soda did for me even though i still only sat in bed all day.


isn't keto the dumb caveman shit where you eat grass and rocks



yep, hsg is retarded and you shouldn't get advice from here



no that's paleo


Grug no eat berry


>in class taking notes

>confused on a subject

>teacher says see me after class

>on the next page write down a suicidal stream of consciousness in the margins

>after class show her the normal notes

>she unfolds my notebook to show the page with my suicidal rantings

>awkwardly place my hand over the rantings while she writes on the other page

>smile and thank her when im done

my medicine cant arrive fast enough



dont like the wide japanese elf ears






i'm glad i'm not some suicidal loser with an inner voice that doesn't simply repeat "based and redpilled" over and over again



based and repilled


is it possible to be both based and lib


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another aradia for even more health


are any of you guys religious?



im undertale



i feel like nothing when i stop praying and when i do pray i feel like almost not killing myself


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I religiously follow Smash Bros news



what is this board

no like actual religion



to oversimplify it you eat no bread or carbs and avoid sugars as much as you can



extremely so


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Glad to see someone appreciated that hybrid brood I posted



no way


*sprays some beta-be-gone behind my ears*



i keep saying vriska instead of mriska fuck you hsg



but that's what all the tasty zogchow is made from




You can and should eat carbs and a lot of them

You just need to burn them off

Around the world for thousands of years the vast majority of the population ate mostly bread, rice, corn or tubers with veggies and the rare fish or chicken and nobody was fat



they also worked 10 hours of manual labor a day to get just enough food not to starve to death you dumb retard black person



and don't forget the free porn and soda



not to say that you should go full retard and do one of those "no anything diets" but clet why are you so fucking stupid


cant believe americans eat so much bread it makes them fat lmao










>you just need to burn them off


Soda is processed sugar which almost nobody ate. By carbs I mostly mean polysaccharides like starch


*obese woman walks up to mcdonalds counter*

yeah ill have a uhhh loaf of bread and a diet coke


i regularly eat loaves of sub bread

they're fairly large i can go take a picture of them


Also bleached white bread is barely bread, whole grain bread is good for you


eating processed breads and meats and sugars every day? that’s trad



thanks babe


what are we even arguing about

isnt cletus basically right




he's sees a person working themselves to death in a field every day eating just enough rice not to keel over and thinks that proves carbs can't make anyone fat if they do a little exercise



No im automatically wrong no matter what


I never said carbs can't make you fat. I said that you need to burn them off

But they're not inherently bad and should make up most of your diet if you live a healthy active lifestyle



do you think every person before the 20th century worked to starvation on rice fields everyday



do you think every person before the 20th century subsisted almost entirely on carbs



They did though

except the rich






i dont know but i dont think it's too far out of the way to say that part of the reason most people are fat is because of no exercise



Well after the advent of farming

Hunter gatherers ate meat and fruit but the meat content back then was way less fatty and they expended way more energy to get that meat



That and processed sugar which is in everything


unironically agreeing with cletus tbh


>trump called bob woodward to talk about the new book on august 14

>woodward asked if he could record the call

>the president agreed

>the tape leaked

>at one point he puts kellyanne conway on the phone

what the fuck!


just gonna ignore the current argument except to say i bet cletus is wrong



it's epic

im watching it on the news right now




no. there is basically zero upside unless you are doing a lot of anaerobic exercise.


sure if you fast properly and also consume proper amounts of fat and protein

also wheat and corn has changed over the thousands of years


just burn them off LOL





he said yes to a taped conversation and then lied

lending credence to the idea that everyone in the WH is terrified of the idea of him testifying


The Night Of The Carbo Fatsos


Just die fat, idiots


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literally perfect lads


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the point is "moderation" is a lot lower than what most people think it is


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bf material


IDE/theory: gamer girl fake nerd goth lizardfolk


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rev dark arc


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what kind of games are you playing other than that souls game


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I'm working through Bioshock slowly.

I've got a lot of games, man.



any multiplayer games


True facts: in the strictest sense, chex mix is a salad



I don't have internet at home.



uhhh why



Because internet isn't free and I'm poor



I want a gf that is exactly this big



You, I, and Elfo all share something.



Where are you posting now?


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What the fuck did you dickheads do while I was gone?


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welcome back where the fuck have you been

you basically missed nothing

we have a new crossie and sako left apprently



how do trips work on mobile



Same as they always do. I use this flag for mobile, the mind flag for when I'm on a PC.


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I am trying to avoid some people back home.

Who's the new guy?



we had a /b/ raid and one person decided to stay for some reason

>trying to avoid some people

do you owe people money or something


Let go your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty and become wind.



Do you remember my mafia posts



i dont quite recall

wht mafia posts



he's a better poster than you


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oh hey welcome back new guy


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he literally only posts anime and thats it



Do we know that it's not sako, though?


i thought we bullied piconep to suicide why is he back



yes its definetly not sako

how would he ever be sako he never posts loli


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My mother owed a lot of money.

I had to work with them to lay off the debt by delivering packages after she died

I got no idea what was in them but I left NJ a while ago.


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Gonna take more than a bunch of people online to make me kill myself.



fucc how much did you manage to pay off and wont ur fam be mad af that you left them



All of my family is dead.

Natural causes for mom and dad, brother got into a moterbike accident.

And I'm nearly out of it, but the stress built up so I left. Few hundred. That's all and I can leave hopefully.


shieeet cuz thats rough


Look I'm not here to blogpost.

Have you dudes seen the adventure time ending?



seen the only bit that mattered


we already went through that mutiple times crossie scum



Well fuck you too man.

I just want to talk to another person for fucks sake.


And those were?



Elfo is too big in comparison though, how would she even use me with a size difference that small?



who is b



are jew mobile posting


everyone here hates the ending cause girls kissed and girls are icky



Yeah, my old laptop gave out.


Bubbleine was inevitable



the part where they save the day by singing was also pretty gay



There was another episode a few seasons ago where they had to sing to open a door no?


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I'm ß



ye but who are you


crab nebula levels of crossie



I've been here since act 5 act 1





where you at now if not in jersey



Why would I tell you?



so i can come and murder you

because i kind of want to know

just a general location dont tell me too much or not if you dont want to



how much nepeta do you have saved on your phone



die crossie fuck



ur mom die


come along with me

to a libcuck by a sea


piconep dont LEAVE





134 pictures


I won't



post some qt


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jfc pic 1 is a bit too big for my taste

what do you do when someone asks for your phone and happens to find these?

i have almost no pics saved on my phone from the internet


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I don't go outside often.

But if they do find this, I'm fucked socially.



how are you going to play titanfall now


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Gold ran out already by now




Xbox gold.



oh i though you played on pc for some reason



I am not pc master race


buttsmack horsebrap isn't allowed in this general



its too late now anon


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Was the stoner nepeta guy nice?


i need some cute-ish anime pics stat



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Was stoner nepeta a meme or a poster?




At first it was a poster, and then it became a meme iirc.


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I see, I see.

This is important information.


isnt nepeta like 13 or something

die pedos



we age her up ;)



15, which is legal in Albania.





now THIS is a crossie post



homestuck was 25 years ago


a sweep is 2.5 years


a sweep is 2.166666666666667 years



We know.



It's technically 2.16(6)recurring but the calculator just rounds the last digit to a 7


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cursed webm


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Hey you're right it's actually 14.

Those Balkans are an odd folk.



they only look mildly uggo

they could probably pass with more time



she's not 15 either my retarded friend



die pedo crossie spic nazi


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look children, it's an owned lib





You're just throwing out everything aren't you?

You dumb bitch.


what are 3d guy's prices



your remaining dignity



so if I have no dignity left it's free?



Anyone wanna talk in Latin with me?





realtalk why wouldn't you comission like, an actual artist if you wanted porn


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can you actually latin



Quid agis, amicus?



fili canis


anybody in this thread gay

cuz i love kissin boys


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hello yes i am gay





Omnis utriusque sexus



nice google kid



Quod suus 'deformia meditari



Too big



thats the spirit



Nos paenitet. Ego iustus volo sentio speciale.



Gratias tibi.


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stop butchering the language



I hate Italians



fuck you


mama mia racist spic


Why is it latin america if rome was in italy?



No fuck you.

You Italians are a bunch of cowards.

Hitler should've invaded you.

1488 Sieg Hiel

Next time, without Italy.






Do you know that one chant?


Lotta people selling "unopened" copies of dark souls 3 locally



how much



*flips you off in italian*


shatin america



*Flips you off in Spanish*


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$20 - $60 but some are clearly opened, and some are just the DLC disc apparently? The fuck?



*flips you off in mexican*




you deserver it tbh



*Flips you off in Puerto Rican*


>terry davis really did die





all ive got left is german so im gonna stop there



did you think sponge and grant and the goldwater were all liars



it was unconfirmed when i last looked



I just wanted to see if Dark Souls was available nearby

It's not

I'd have to spend about $10 on bus fare, literally all day for the trip, to get a copy of it from Federal way.



All I had was Native American.

Wanna have a formal ceasefire?



crossie come crossie tell us whats bothering you

are the drug cartels after your ass going to cut you up?


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okay resume normal posting



buy ketchup first



That's Central and South America

The Caribbean is just bad.


Very well.



do you have the buff nepeta copypasta



No, I'm sorry.


ou just keep disappointing crossie


heard another discussion about the over 65 job market today

getting real tired of this

universal income when


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I'm sorry.

I do have a Sixnine copypasta I made.


so like............................

anyone else constantly think about suicide when theyre under any stress at all?



hey qtie


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do you atleast have the buff nepeta



i used to

it’s rough

hang in there



i used to

then it went away

now its back

the worst part about it coming back, is now i know its not normal

before i couldnt remember when it wasnt there so it was normal

now i can remember when it wasnt like this

and its like




oh i have this book



try hitting women



i feel bad for u


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I got these



yeah that’s a really hard part

do you have people to talk to


any epic lads have that one close up pic of rev's face where he's staring at you in bed



just u guys, no one else gets it or has the time to care


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someone post moon rev


someone post classic rev


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couldnt here ur sound wtf



im sorry, i hope someone can give you the time, you deserve it



you’ll always have homestuck general


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god that middle pic looks like current cwc



why does the one rev look like cwc



god thats so depressing

i think you made it worse



you'll always have punipuni lolimanko


well, cwc will very soon be homeless

their lives are converging



No escape


rev and cwc meet in a dumpster and converge into a singularity



cuck my life into pieces



what happened now


is rev gonna be homeless?



he already sold one kidney for those souls games and xbox



He's technically been homeless for several months, wes and other people have just been paying his rent.



how do i chip in i want to fund revs bad habits


A.U where homestuck never existed.

Everyone is happy.



i'm sure rev will pop in to post his paypal




I already have ketchup.




did i call it

or did i call it



I actually spent several minutes trying to get this shitty phone to remove the text selection menu, and saw that just before I posted.


you mock, but paying rev's rent is an instant ticket into the fold of the Silent Choir


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Why does Massachusetts look like one of Bayonetta's guns



Because it's a cool state.


rev give me a quote to add to the plat race results


Couldn't beat ur race wtf



"If I were actually a layabout I'd have crushed Ben. Don't insult me like that again."


when you think your fetish is weird consider that there are people who get off to characters having their testicles stolen via ejaculation


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click it



this dog isn't from earth



macro sperm is one that took me by surprise when i first heard of it



it's epic



He's just an old boy.



fruit flies are several mms long, but produce sperm that is several cm long..................................................................


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The results are in, folks! Ben is now the crowded platinum king of HSG! Condolences to the runner ups (Except for BASED Wes)


i think macro sperm is kinda hot and i don't understand why and am kind of ashamed



that doesn't sound right



What kinda meme is this.





do people who like macro sperm think tadpoles are hot



its legit true


macro sperm is epic


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speaking of macro and tadpoles


*jerks off to that one clip of futurama where zoidberg rides a sperm*



Zoidberg is actually the perfect representative for incels. Loud, obnoxious, and pathetic.



Didn't he have sex.



if that's all it takes then i think the same could be said about the vast majority of people


an a press is an a press

you can't say it's only half



No. His people literally die if they have sex.



*does a quarter a press*



>Plays with a DDR mat




and also a jew


Best Hentai you've seen?



that one really terrible nepeta flash porn game



Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu



I know what you are talking about.


I can't do anything with 21 cents





bonded with one of my managers about how we both want to fuck traps


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le coward: heres your box i didnt look what was inside



you can glue it to the ground in an area where jews live


so apparently people are burning their shoes to own the libs

whats up with that


i want a qpu aligned gf



It's symbolic


memory aligned gf



le kneeling football man is a model for nike now which means their clothing has been retroactively turned into libwear


tomoko maho fusion



yeah, symbolic of retards maybe.....


ok i caught up to AT's ending and jesus

samurai jack did it better


all the shit i’m hearing about AT’s ending being worse than samurai jack’s is fucking tragic

but not surprising



Why the fuck would you destroy your own stuff as a symbol?

Just don't buy the stuff anymore if it bothers you lmao


>boss keeps saying all this shit about everybody "going above and beyond" to meet this arbitrary deadline

>insinuates he's working around the clock and we should follow his example

>he clearly has just set his skype settings so he always appears active, doesn't work a minute after fucking 4pm

isn't this such

a wagecuckful niiiight









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real life AU where burning man got replaced with kneeling man and the big statue is wearing a giant pair of nikes


blazblue crosstag is garbage because it didnt have adachi in it


ß if i paid you to spoon with me, would you do it


Night buds


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this game looks cute but nipponichi's games are always way over priced


reps: burn nike to own libs

libs: burn weed to own reps



Sweet dreams, piconep


if they actually make opoona 2 i will fucking implode




I'm conflicted with how they handled GOLB. With Samurai Jack, they sort of written themselves into a hole and the ending it had was the logical one. With Adventure Time, there were several directions it could have gone and they picked one that (I feel) doesn't have good payoff.


can you imagine in like


when a kid first discovers porn

and there's like infinity amount of even the most obscure fetishes

truly, a golden age


Also, with AT's ending how did Jake know that the crown had wish-granting powers? If he actually did know that, I must have missed the part where he learns it.



i remember when people were first discovering the concept of camgirls and it seemed like the most incredible thing

do you remember how older porn sites only had categories like 'blonde' and 'brunette' instead of the hyper specific tagging and playlist systems we have now


blonde hair fetish


fuck me sam


hyper scat ENGAGE


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>Rose Lalonde



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big oof



big gross




why are we yikesing


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it was a good oof



the phone still clearly says pokemon go on it 4/10 apply yourself



i didnt make the image


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Homestuck: Die Neue These


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


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new fetish idea: hyper smegma


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i have bad news for you wessenheimer


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goo night hsg


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y’all want me to spam?


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>People that are out, presenting female, and haven't taken HRT


sponge when are you telling your coworkers about halitosis fetish porn


vore fetish coning out party


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>tfw tea


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idk what this is supposed to be



ironic weeb egg



i was gonna ask if there are actual ironic weeb eggs then i thought about 90% of steam profiles


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>/ss/ starts in a week




taht was me


good morning grant


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>plaiyng breath of the wild

>ninja hide out

>fight because stealth is gay as fuck

>they kill me in one hit even with gold hearts

>fish girls revive does not proc

i would rather clean than do this bull shit



there's like two rooms you baby



they purposefully made the fish girls revive not work, unless my game is extremely bugged

that pisses me off

i understand not having it available in temples, but i cant abide by this shenanigans outside

especially when the rest of them work


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>Spend 11 hours smashing myself against a problem

>I might have just realized that due to some ~cool math tricks~ that I used to subvert another problem area earlier, that calculating the result might be an open problem, never mind in real time

god damn it


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he's at it again, folks



I still don't get it.



Post the nudes already sponge.


>ol' musky still going on about that one guy who dissed him being a pedo



is there a pill that can disable my body's hunger signals?


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dreams really do come true


nintentoddlers must be the last people on planet earth who haven't played that game

i bet there are lost tribes in the amazon that already played valkyria chronicles years ago



i just wanna be able to play it on the subway


>playing the switch on the subway

plz save us quentin


what if a cute girl asks you what you're playing



he has the money he should just have him framed




i tell her?

it's not like it's an embarrassing game


the siren call of wah! hah! yahoo! will attract all the cuties around


I'm not a mario speedrunner because I simply could not handle that amount of pussy


girl: what are you playing :)?

XLR: i-it's called Doki Doki P-pantsu Lo *lotion and lizard pussy start falling from pockets*


XLR: y-you too


pokeys are your friends

they're not for fucking



woooooow how was i suppose to know i would die in one hit? i didn't want to do stealth!


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How is everyone?



i wish i was asleep



We all have to wake up sometime



extremely sweaty



In the desert?



i'm so tired of everything


you ever watch a video not because you enjoy the content but because the person making the video is really into it and you want them to succeed



sounds gay



Want to die?









i'm glad i'm not a weeb


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Kiss me



im pretty sure above a certain number of hearts you dont get oneshot by anything as long as youre at full health

i did it the boring way where you use the intended "put banana and walk past blind guards"

it sucked

youre wesley so youre shitposting but i think it kind of contradicts the "you can play the game in many ways" idea of the core of the game, where attempting to not use stealth they actively and arbitrarily remove a power of yours and do not inform you



i like these picky pics


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yea the yiga thing is some weird bullshit where it insta-kills you i think



its triple bullshit because you got a big incentive to kill them as they explode into showers of gems


well, drop like one or two

but still



uhh in english braniac


my leg is twitching


>looking at job in the chicago area

>theyre good and I'm qualified

>dont wont to turn in resume because I'm paralysed with fear that if I had to move to chicago there is an off chance that I would see Sponge in real life.

anyone else know this fear?


Nike abuses international labor laws for years basically getting rich off slave labor and cheap exports


Nike signs some guy who knelt during a game




yeah both those slaves frankly deserve it because they wouldn't stand for the anthem either, on account of their hobbled legs


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man how long are you gonna make me wait



till youre a respectable person


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Dawn of the Final Day

24 Hours Remain


knock on the glass

*knock knock knock knock*

giggle with glee


my coccyx hurts



until what



Until Incineroar is revealed for Smash in the Nintendo Direct tomorrow


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Just kidding Skull Kid bitch



makes sense


outlook not good



what if i thought nike was shit before and continue to think theyre shit even if their latest marketing idea is a clever “fuck you”


>Call someone regarding a job he was looking into

>Get his wife on the line, he's at work

>She asks if I'd like to leave a message

>I start speaking

>Within three seconds she yells "I TOLD YOU HE ISNT HERE"

what the fuck



I don't know what to say


Doesn't DJT have Nike stock

Pretty sure this controversy is literally an augmented reality advertising scheme



mueller’ll add it to the pile


almost two whole years of winning, fellow drumpf fans





Fuck off

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